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Nya!
xth for miko
>>573013793Cute OP
>>572995742that's what you get for denying that taiwan is a continent
lmaoI still won but jyanshi 4 got fucked
>>573014601>B+>C+
>>573015541mahjong is declining
>>5730155412026 jade, everyone
>>573015541>steals 3rd place last second by playing like a retard (could have stolen 2nd/1st too if luckier)problem?
>>573015541Everyone on that table was a deranking m1 except the s1 who got fucked over. He also sent an ichihime-0 when I chied to break ippatsu. He didn't know what the future held.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta1T96WaW8o collab confirmed
>>5730079862/4thanks you two for joining!
I regret waiting until the last day to do this event, battle of darkness is aids
Crying, drinking pinot grigio and eating pizza. Mahjong.
>>573016974Sanma. Now.
>>573016974We told you, anon: just conceal everything and burn all your points ASAP so you bust if you get hit with a tsumo.
>>573016894cute
>>573017476Hoe... I hope things are better for you soon, anon...
>>573017720They'll get better when I gather the courage to finally end it all.
>>573016826Remember the bit early on in that series where they were like "oh no we're starving" and the main character was like "ahhh, but have you tried cooking eggs?" And then they were like "WOW you're so smart, we never thought to cook our eggs, you have saved us all."
>>573017930how selfish of you, were all here suffering together u cant just leave without us.
>>573018095That sounds seriously relatable for smart people because life is genuinely all like that for them.
>>573018275It would be more relatable if they instead replied "fuck you asshole" and refused to cook the eggs out of principle.
>>573018407True... true...
>>573017491I wouldn't taint my account with sanma games
>>573017930Hahi! Do a flip!
>>573018603
>>573016894why cant girls look like this irl
>>573019020Because better and healthier men need to reproduce, while you watch from the chair.
why hasn't anyone compiled a deal-in log with timestamps
>>573018095I was starving, but then I read your post and decided to cook some eggs and wow you are so smart, I never thought to cook my eggs, you saved me
I am going to go play vidya now. Farewell
can you guys calm the fuck out?
Geddan!
wait this works
>>573019020jews are keeping genetically engineered catgirls from us
>>573007986gg thanks for joining
>>573018095I remember that part where she has magical cancer and everyone crying shit. Then the solution was to touch an urn and done. cured. lol lmao
>>573018095it was soup, not eggs, but yeah, retarded
>>573019020why the fuck you want a woman full of fur? thats gay
>"Oh no, I'm 4th!>"Ahhh, but have you tried not playing like shit?">"WOW you're so smart, I never thought of that, you saved me!"
>>573020703if only
>"Oh no, I'm 4th!>"Ahhh, but have you tried having better mentaru?">"WOW you're so smart, I never thought of that, you saved me!"
>>573020703Which team chat is this
One of my mangas ended. and it was a shit end
>>573021573Tenpai Prison captain talking to the bird
>>573021728Show me the cutest girl
>>573023514"You are not ready for my cutest girl," said the manga seller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVlRTaKIhB4
>>573023514
>>573023771......that is definitely a girl
>>573023771Stop reading on Mangadex
>want to read some shitty ecchi manga to get aroused (Hagure Idol Jigoku-hen)>turns out it's interesting and somehow GLI'll continue using mangadex
>>573024078what do we use instead then
>>573024078there are no better sites. the last one was recommended died by the same admin's hands
>>573020581soup?
>>573023771That's just Rabi-en-Rose, the protagonist of Digital Carrot.
>>573024985but thats her magical transformation. this is how she usually looks
>>573024124I finished that but can't remember what went down
>>573024985Rabi~en~Rose*
>>573024164>>573024187Have you guys tried weebcentral? It's never let me down so far.
>>573024985>>573025447>lubby_en_lowsholy uncslop
>>573025564it's sunk in gookslop so it's bound to be taken down as well
Just have your own hooker for the scanlator sites it's not hard to setup
>>573025779>scanlator siteslollmaoit's 'cords now
>>573025779>>573025808the cool ones use IRC still
>>573023750>>573024124>>573025243KEK KINO KINO KINO
Lake Mungo
I don't want to live anymore.
Death to shartiablobs
>>573026552I'm watching the chainsmoker cat anime and feel the same because my room looks like hers
I don't want to pick up chainsmoker cat man because I read the first couple chapters and I can't imagine how it could be a full length 1 cour anime.
>>573026632Clean yourself up.
>>573026787Tried to do it yesterday ended up in fetal position crying
>>573027067What rank are you? I need to know if there's any hope left for me
>>573020634this>lick her>entire tongue's in hair
>>573027354Master 2
My teammate started doomposting just because he placed double first in previous session. I never knew he has such ego to say that to the team.
>>573027067Just get a $20 pair of bluetooth headphones and listen to stuff while you clean.
>>573027484It's the equivalent of "just have happy thoughts and watch funny videos" when someone is sad. What anon needs is professional help or talking with his family/friends/loved ones about his situation instead of sharing it on an anonymous board.
>>573027446Phew
>>573020634does the thought of fuzzy boobs not excite you? it would be like petting a soft, shorthair cat, except its boobs. thats like really awesome
>>573027723Sure, he could benefit from changing his entire life by seeking a profound change in his social situation. Or he could just man up and clean his fucking room, learning in the process that it's not even hard.
>>573027723He needs to hire a maid and let her pin him down to rape him
cleaning your room is 90% just fucking starting 10% actual work.
>>573027856If he was serious about his situation then we talk about roach infestation and moldy walls here and he probably lacks the tools to get rid of them. This is why prevention is important.If he's exaggerating then it's a 3-hour chore at best if we include waiting for shit to dry.
Once a month I just hunker down and spend 9+ hours cleaning my apartment. I disinfect all door knobs and light switches with rubbing alcohol. I also scrub the sink and the facets. A 100% thorough cleaning.
If you kill yourself the average happiness of /mjg/ goes up
>>573028237gotta make sure those doorknobs are clean when you have girls come over to lick them huh?
>>573028297Nah, my father sometimes visits and he doesn't wash his hands after touching his shoes. It drives me up the walls.
>>573028297That's elementary, after all it was me who made those pictures in the doorknob folder.
>>573028237before or after you piss in it?
>>573028414>actual germaphobes in /mjg/I'm impressed
>>573028540nta, but i get it
>>573028540I'm not a germaphobe! Shoes a dirty and they don't belong indoors (in residences)! You wouldn't wear shoes in bed and touching the soles of your shoes and not washing your hands is practically the same!
>>573028801>shoes a dirtyesl general
>>573028801>You wouldn't wear shoes in bedI still don't get why yuropoors are allergic to shoes indoor
>>573028414In the last few years I've started to obsessively wash my hands more and more, usually multiple times consecutively. I probably do it at an average of about 100 times per day by now and it's only getting worse.
>>573028894He's Italian
>>573028540that's me>>573028993this is also me and ive struggled with eczema for years because of it
>>573028980I'm American and I hate wearing shoes indoors. My grandpa always thought I was weird for it, but you're all the weird ones. Your shoes step on dirty stuff. Walking around in your house smooshes all that dirty stuff into it. Just take them off. It's more comfortable anyway.
>>573028980That's most of the civilized world thoughbeit?
>>573029127I'm not a foot fetishist so I'll pass you weirdo freak
>>573029030is that why he has germanophobia?
>>573025447Kaguyahime is Rabi~en~RoseIchihime is Dejiko
Brazil will win
>>573029185Your house, your rules. Just know that I spit on you.*spits*
>>573029279Dejiko sucks, Puchiko is better.
>tfw you flop suited aces in poko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcgDIUvLL6cHOLD ME BABYODOROUYO SUNDAY
>/mjg/gers do this shit every day
Am I the only one autistic enough touch different spots on the faucet's handle depending on whether my hands are clean? It never made sense to me for a person to wash their hands and then immediately touch the same spot their dirty hands just touched.
>>573020516The poor simply weren't allowed to touch it
>>573029824Let me guess, you flip your manzu tiles around too?
>>573029665I was playing earlier with someone who coincidentally shared a username with a famous /mjg/er but I'm pretty sure it wasn't him. Anyway the flop came down AA3 and the turn was a 3. I had pocket 6's and pushed thinking the only way I could lose was if he had the ace and sure enough he did, I went out and if that was actually you go fuck yourself you stupid lucky fucking nigger.
good morning mahjong! standard southhttps://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=75638
>>573030036>pocket siggitiesyou call with that garbage?
>>573030152There was no chance he had a 3 and if he had an ace or not was basically a coin flip and I lost the 50/50.I deserved to win though.
>>573029824You're supposed to use your elbow to stop the water actually
When is the next league match?
>>5730301152/4!
>>573030428who cares
I cares (I don't)
>>573030428Pinfu Phalanx won league who cares
>>573030428One and a half hours, check the countdown on the standings site.>>573030635Stop jinxing.
>>573030785It's not jinxing when they'll get another easy double first
>>5730301153/4, come play!ichikawahinana-0.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoYtGMTmbGscynthia-7.png
>>573029780Bravo
>>573030115>>573030840full! thanks for waiting patientlyshiraishinana-0.png
There, are you happy now, Fu Jeet?
>>573031282around 100 more rolls and i'll join you, brother
thems the luck of the tiles pardner
>>573029780TOUCH ME BABYUKIUKI LADY
>4th place makes a comeback in League>Kino>4th place makes a comeback in RankedOmegacringe, I hate it
>censored
>>573033101>sanmawho cares lmao
>>573033330It's just as cringy in Yonma
imagine being 4th place in sanma. couldn't be me.
>>573030951>PiyokoBased
>>573033470Never Give Up On Your Dreams
Why Japan's Greatest Gambler Chose Death (And I Didn't)cynthia-7.png
>>573033798madoka collab when
>>573034505I hope never
>>573029818I miss smoking
>>573030523>>573030557>>573030635>>573030829>l-l-leaguetroons
>>573029818did this really need an anime made about it
>>573030115ggs, thanks for the room.
>>573030115gg? chaotic games...
>>573030115gg, thanks for the fun and emoteful games!this hand was pretty funny
how it feels to watch cardcaptor sakura while i job in league
>>573030115ggs
table Ahttps://www.twitch.tv/nyaggazakaponcat
>>573035135
>>573035135Nyo...
Plein> https://youtu.be/7iSc8yHX5hg table b<Plein> can someone post<Plein> I'm blocked
>>573035479
https://youtu.be/7iSc8yHX5hg table b
Bravo AUSfags
YUZU YUZU YUZUAssets: https://www.mediafire.com/file/uufwp87v72w8ty2/Yuzu+Daiou.zip/filePrevious reveals:Yamitengu>>571079610>>571079414Steben Kei>>571278156>>571277883Sarasvati>>571375590Bhikkhini>>571415035Namahage>>571728184Ponchisattva:>>572626140The Daughter of Mara:>>572857783
>>573035479music is very quiet
No ton kan? Dumb Aru, that's just free value.
>>573035981MENTIONED!!!
>table A is just everyone folding against ghosts
>>573035981
When do we get our next nigger?
Temple of noten better defeat the lolifags, it would mean the triumph of the spirit over the desires of the flesh.
akagi is truly above mortal comprehension
What is wrong with these people?
YUZU YUZU TEIM!!!11
So this is the power of AUS hours.
>>573037359Sorry, lil bro, they're not going to make it
Life, uh... Finds a way.
>>573038593who's kid is that?
>>573038696cynthia's?
>>573038696
AUS hours are a riot
>>573038696Mineamaekoromo-0.png
>this fucking match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foj-wHcI308cynthia-7.png
>>573039956
>the feeling of sending a celestial into last in throne
>>573039956>gets 300 taiwan bucks>offline immediately
>>573038696Cynthiablob's mitosis
>>573038593>sloppa
Holy... I didn't know banana was that stacked.
>>573040251all the base characters have grown a lot since the game's release
>>573040251God I want to drink banana's breast milk
>>573040420Banana isn't a base character, she was added later.
>>573040251she's pregnant with my childs
>>573040685I don't care she was already in the game when I joined
FuJewShi market odds predictionAs of AUS 2 Semi>Chances of qualifyingPinfu Phalanx - 100%Sekai no Tenbou - 100%Koromo no Chikan - 83%Tenpai Prison - 80%Guards of Sekhmet - 47%Temple of Noten - 1%Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi - eliminatedFriendlies Fight Club - eliminated
>>573040802severely underestimating buddhistkeks, I'm going all in
>>573040685True. A flet classic celebrates this.
>>573040802What about Riichi the Rock, Yakuoh, ダブリーキュア, and team67?
>>573040749Ok newshit.
>>573040685is she a collab char? no? then shes a base charcope and sneed
Uma musume team just so you know.It's in the interests of you, and everyone at the table to make Koromo no Chiikan lose.They need to lose hard too. It's about as important as it is for you to get 1st if you want to qualify.The same goes for everyone else at that table.
>>573040802I'll make you eat your words.
Too bad prisonkeks aren't in table A for the true death match. Still kino.
>>573040884Man, those were the days. When new character reveals were exciting instead of AI slop and /mjg/ culture was thriving. Take me back.
>>573035135owari
>>573040880Thank god I sold my buddhistcoin early
>>573041160UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SUCKY DACCHI!
>>573041286This but unironically.
>>573041148Horsies can't qualify anymore unless they get 200k in both hanchans somehow
/out/dora is the only team that will be remembered after the league
>>573041518send in the ebot
You just need about 200 points for the session, not in each hanchan.If you do that, and get the right placements on the other teams then it's possible to qualify. But koromo getting double 4th is a hard requirement.
>>573041604AC-KU-OH!bros...
"U wot?" is the only thing that will be remembered after league
Why is it that every year league is decided in the first week?
>>5730417156forgot to reply >>573041518
>>573041715You also need to prevent the other teams from getting any positive points so dropping each team into deep negative is necessary
>>573041802wow I'm garbage at this>>573041824That'll happen automatically by getting 200 points in the session.
>>573041771he is going to win league
>>573041729Well, they too will be remembered but only for their retarded captain
>>573041872If they only target pedos and Egypt get second twice with points to share then 200 points won't be enough and sandniggers go to finals instead
>>573041148HmmmmNyoh
>>573041958>sharespare*
>the final session in /mjg/ league historyOwari da
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VImbhZ1k1dI
>>573042079... this is the semis
>>573042079And it will be memoryhole'd from /mjg/ history after blatant collusiont.time travelerSpace team will win this league
>Notenkeks went from top2 to top6This is why you bench your retards
>>573042202You can't bench half of the team
>>573042202Their biggest retard is one of their top scorers thoughbeit
Don't let TO win or he'll stop doing league. Greeks, you must not let Sisyphus fix his boulder on the top of the mountain
Reminder that TO qualified only because he drafted the botter
>>573042436the botter got booted with -80 points retard
>>573042336Who? Charlie Kirk? He is not a retard but a kan cuckshit
Reminder that SanmaTO didn't qualify despite drafting the botter
>>573042519That was the other team retard
>>573013793Ichihime is very very very cute!
>>573042848Real patriots fact-checked this and found it to be true!
>>573040802>Team Placements HistoryPinfu Phalanx - 2/2/3/3/3/2/3/4/1/2/1/4/1/1/1/3/1/4Sekai no Tenbou - 2/1/2/1/2/4/2/1/1/3/2/4/4/4/3/1/1/1Koromo no Chikan - 3/4/1/2/4/2/2/2/4/4/2/1/1/4/1/3/2/2Tenpai Prison - 1/4/2/3/1/1/4/2/2/3/1/1/4/1/2/4/4/1Guards of Sekhmet - 3/3/4/3/3/3/1/3/2/1/4/1/2/2/2/4/3/2Temple of Noten - 4/2/4/2/1/1/3/2/4/1/3/3/3/3/4/2/3/3Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi - 1/4/1/1/3/4/4/1/3/2/3/3/2/2/4/3/2/4Friendlies Fight Club - 3/1/4/4/4/2/1/4/3/3/4/2/3/3/1/2/4/2>Team average placementPinfu Phalanx - 2.28Sekai no Tenbou - 2.17Koromo no Chikan - 2.44Tenpai Prison - 2.28Guards of Sekhmet - 2.5Temple of Noten - 2.67Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi - 2.61Friendlies Fight Club - 2.78Out of all teams. Sekai no Tenbou and Tenpai Prison are the most efficient team while the Pinfu Phalanx are the biggest scorers despite Sekai no Tenbou early semifinal yakuman. The biggest chokers are Temple of Noten with only 3 wins and 11 bottom placement (3rd+4th) in fact they're comparable to Friendlies fight club with the same bottom placement (also 11). They only thing that saved them is the double first from Kuro and that >male who immediately tanked it into 4th. Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi despite their early success, all goes crashing down with 10 bottom placement. Much better than the Temple of Noten.The highest chance of qualifying is a no brainier which is Guards of Sekhmet. Temple of Noten has no chance of qualifying this even they get double first. The finals has already been locked down with Tenpai Prison closing the doors themselves.
>>573043156Ohnonono Temple of Choke, Temple of No points, Temple of No chance....
>>573043156How do they all have an average placement of 2 when there are 4 players?
>>573043156>Temple of Noten has no chance of qualifying this even they get double firstWhat? With double first, they just overtake Koromos and maybe even prisonkeks if they lose in table b.
>>573043740>Implying that the Loli team and prisonkek would allow thislollmao even
>>573042145Let us know if she rips a fat one into her seat again
>>573043740Even you don't actually believe it.
>>573043807Prisonkeks are one of the worst teams to ever make it this far.The chances of them jobbing are quite high.
>>573043807Everyone will ron skip to target pedos obviously
>>573043904What stopping the TO to play himself and rig his team into the finals.
>>573043875Whether it happens or not is besides the point, the fact is that a double first is almost guaranteed to be enough.
>>573043904From the bottom to the top is a very compelling script actually.
>>573044143from the river to the sea
>>573042145Braapkada
>>573043156This is why fake akagi lost.
What's the best way to crab the final session? Pushing constantly is probably not great since you end up donating points due to deal ins but tanyao nomi would defuse some of the bigger hands and therefore deduct potential points. Playing normally and going for riichis might pressure people into folding tsumos shave off points from everyone. Asking for tips and tricks for the last session.t. umafag
>>573044750Play to win or you're a faggot nigger.
>>573044750dama pinfu
>>573044750Just win and cuck the teams that need the points to qualify.
>>573044750Communicate with the other players on IRC
>>573044750>when its not umazing anymore
>>573044750Play to win, horsie, or else you're glue
>>573044750UmaGODS, please we need your helpt. Temple of Noten
>>573044750sashikomi when you think last place's making a comeback.
>>573044818Reporting you for collusion
>>573045323You can't prove it lol
>>573045392I can read everyone's logs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGpF4hDWk-Ucrow nanoja
>>573045392you dont even play newshit lol
>>573045451Not the DMs
>>573045392>Any 4th from Guards of Sehkmet kills them>1st and 2nd from TO team and Loli team kills Temple of Noten
TO here.To prevent foul play in the last session, I have decided to end the semis early.Congratulations to Pinfu Phalanx, Seikai no Tenbou, Tenpai Prison and Koromo no Chiikan for making it to the finals!
>>573043904>he doesn't know both the space team and penis phalanax both came to the conclusion independently that it's best for the prison keks to proceed to finals if only to make it easier on both of them compared to having temple of noten or the egyptians in the finals.
TO here.*farts*That is all.
>>573045792that was supposed to be a secret you cocksucker
Pinfu Phalanx and Seikai no Tenbou can make the funniest decision and let Fight Club get 400+ points in the last session by dealing into them constantly
penis phallanq unyuuu tiem soon
ikishimamidari-4.png
>>573045953https://youtu.be/7iSc8yHX5hg?t=1160But what if fight club just ron skips them everytime?
temple of broke...
>>573046195what did he mean by this?
These shitmodes are so bad, I'm actually just farming sanma for the event instead.
>vibecoding a nickname field>claude chooses Ichihime during testing>innuendos to mahjong soul exist but she's not directly mentionedholy based
>>573046324I don't know, but maybe the next two hands after that might answer your question.
WWYD? Riichi or not?
The only reason why temple of nokek fails to qualify is because they killed themselves by thousand cuts (3rd place) the proceed to do a flip. If you look at their individual standing only Kuro is the one who only made genuine effort in semifinals with others placing 2nd and 3rd which ends up in negatives and does not help in their standing. If they wanted to be positive at all times a 4th and 1st is ideal cause you'll get +1 to +15 instead of -10 to -30 for 2nd and 3rd.
>>573046468>names>sanma
>>573046468>names
>>573045953I don't think they can. Both teams want double first and the other to have double 4th into the finals for a 200 point gap so that they have a 100 point gap starting into the finals, which gives them the ability to tank a 1st for the opposite team and a 4th from them in the standings.
>>573046469fake news, I would've gotten 3rd and 1st if I hit the 30% ura rate
>>573046469So what you're saying is that the only reason they failed to qualify is because they're a bad team
>>573046627No. They didn't luckshit their games just like how space team did
>>573046517>>573046552>>573046581>>573046624What? Are you going to answer it or not?
Why are the play with mortal bots all used up lately? I can't get my warmup in now
I fucking hate mahjong!
>>573046706No.
>>573046706looks like some newcutie found a schizo insect that latched on real quick
>>573046706I'm not responding to some culture shitting jeetlearn to behave
>>573046468no one in silver can identify menhonreach for mangan
>retards start to paint space team as the heelit was only a matter of time huh
>>573046824You constantly >name each other these days so what's the difference?
>>573046706Fuck off, attentionwhore.
Temple of Noten must kill their ambition if they wish to succeed. They are still trapped in the cycle of Samsara, and their desire will only animate more suffering. In ancient Taoism, they had a concept of 'wuwei', 'effortless effort'. It is because you try that you do not succeed. You play mahjong to win, not to play mahjong. when mahjong become mahjong, winning will follow without effort. Namu.
>>573046883Fuck off.
>>573047042Not an argument
>>573047001>even their copeposts are words words words words words words words words words words words words words
>>573046834That's what I did but MAKA thought I should greed.
>>573046883By which you mean that you do it and then complain about it to shit up the thread.
>>573046769>>573046824>>573046884>>573047042>>573047196Samefag mad I'm actually posting mahjong instead of circlejerking about league teamswho the fuck cares bout league? it's all muh OC this muh soul that muh face heel NOT MAHJONG
>>573047001Yeah, wild.
>>573047196I don't but other people do it and you don't call them out on itWhy is that okay and this isn't?
>>573047247I do. In fact, I'm calling you out right now, Tranny!
Is Noten still the face team
>>573047143yeah in hindsight MAKA is right, i should have been more mindful of the score positionmangan does little for you here and it's still early in the round
>>573047247Show us those nameposts will you
>>573047239i know you are shitposting, but this is unironically what lordoftroons and some other people do and then say that
>>573047498Right here>>573047502
>>573047573You're supposed to ignore lowercase shitposters
>>573047247You're right, it's hypocrisy but it's also thread culture at this point so we just have to live with it.
>>573047573Where is the name there? Amae didn't give any results
>>573047240Ponchisattva, would you rig my haipai hand?Ponchisattva, would you rig my haipai hand?Can you show me the shine of your mangan,The sparkle of your doraPonchisattva, Ponchisattva
>>573047759lurk more
If you see Buddha on the road, kill him.
>>573047884I accept your concession
>>573047754Stop replying to yourself, Tranny!
I blame /doko/ for this
>>573047983What a convenient argument you have that everything wrong is done by a single anon and not that there's a systemic weathering of culture that everyone seems content in perpetuating for cheap yucks or sheer apathyYou deserve the way this thread has devolved.
It takes one click to just hide the name. What caused this behavior other than attention whore?
>>573048234'cord tourists see nothing wrong with it
>>573048234schizo impersonating a newcutie and ruining his reputation
OOOO WATAPON
>>573048478take your meds
>>573048208What a dubious argument that the Tranny's support for name shitposting is allegedly borne out of a concern for the state of the thread. The Tranny wants more shitposting because it wants to improve /mjg/.
Shouldn't the tourist visas expire soon?
>>573048478>maka screenshotmore like newfagshitpisscum eagerly want to become the next thread celebrity
>>573044750team X is willing to pay for my tachyon mlb if we feed themyou know what to do
>>573047239Based
Attention. I hate jeets and their accents in commentaries. Thank you for your attention.
>Jaadugar: A Witch In Mongolia
nyagggers
>>573048601now THIS is a real euro general
>>573048925What about the guy with a rooster in a mick?
>>573049054What's a mick?
>nyames
>>573048925manufactured controversy. /ourjeet/ wasn't a problem until the tourist newshits appeared.
U wot m8
>>573049182wrong
>riichi>dorkness mode doesn't even let me skip the constant conceal options by disabling callsDogshit mode.
>>573049132socially integrate you disgusting immigrant newfag. Until then, keep your retarded foreign opinions to yourself.
>>573049253concealing those is good though, youll win anyway
We love our jeets here
>game in which I got 80+ uma got assigned to teammate insteadI won't report who, because I think it's funny that league data ends up pozzed
Before league, chop wood, carry water.After league, chop wood, carry water.
>game in which I got -60 uma got assigned to the opponent insteadI won't report who, because it benefits me
You can say who, TO doesn't care enough to fix it.
>>573049506sheep wouldn't say this
https://may.2chan.net/b/src/1783251575699.png
I remember when TO cared and actually triedjoseph-6.png
>>573049798No, I want future sloppers to get everything wrong.
>>573049559>>573049697Keep your brony shit where it belongs >>573042092Thank you.
KIMO NO AIBA GA
>>573050059Why did you link to /mjg/ 2?
>>573050059hmmmm nyo
>>573050170God I want to gangbang banana with 7 other /mjg/ anons
>>573050059rough sex with obey your master until the bed breaks
>>573050228ESL bro...
>>573049182>>573049367How many gift cards did you get for sucking this jeet eceleb's shit coloured cock?
>>573050309It's the same guy defending himself, anon
>>573050220I call dibs on her armpits
>>573049928futaba sloppers are weak
18:48:30 ISTSunday, 5 July 2026
>>573047240awww look at him, so much at peace
Temple of No Finals
>>573047143kill yourself worthless newshit
Isn't jeet anon the anon that makes all the league intros every year?And isn't he also one of the few commentkeks that will call anons retarded for playing retarded (based) together with B*tty?Why are newfigs so mad at him?
>>573050558It's mahjong, sir
>>573050754he called them retarded
>>573050754He never made any intro though
>>573050754If he actually made the intros then that's just another reason to hate him because he made it too long
>>573050754>looper baseline calling anyone retarded for their playslolHe's an actual schizo whose only insult is calling something Xshits (I wonder why) and that's enough of a reason to hate him
I support the idea of having a new TO for league 8
>>573051043Pacific league here we go
>>573051043L**sti will be the next TO
>>573051035He needs the schizophrenia to make the intros
>>573051205He didn't make shit
I got bored and ask Claude about the standings on semi finals and how some other teams can still qualify. But it's AI slop and if you care about Claude opinions you can read it here.https://rentry.co/mjgleaguenanat. jeet
This new batch of newfags aren't very good
>>573051271Then who makes the intros? Name and shame.
>>573051271True, I made it
>>573051378He made it >>573051398
>>573051348Why do LLMs think every single thing is a classic
To save this general from stagnation we should invite foreigners to take over the league for us. Such cultural enrichment will improve league experience tenfold. Get one of those funny 2chan japs to take up the TO crown. Or better yet, someone chinese
>>573051193>cheater as a TOPlease no
>>573051432This but War TO
After 7 years of back to back leagues I think we deserve a break
>>573051587The break is the other 9 months of the year
well look at that some 4tranny subhuman and a seething jongshit chink squealing for attention? dont you have a 0 to roll or cry about goy oppression or something? buckbroken subhuman lmao
You guys will be crying and begging for another league in 10 months
0 and goys are oppressed
>>573051646forgot to post the correct emote
>>573051769>booru filename
>>573047239kill yourself
>>573051769get your insides turned out slavshit subhuman
>>573051769Don't post the Hanner emotes at me, I was there when they were made.
>>573051868uh oh melty
this is the worst batch of newfags
>>573051971good thing they'll leave after league concludes
There wont be another league, the 4trannyfication of /mjg/ is almost done. Just enjoy the last league and move on and let these worthless newshits rot here lol.
What's my flag?What's the color of my skin?How long have I been posting here?What's my rank and mortal score?Who am I?
>>573051971I bring the average up a lot thoughaiharamai-952.png
STOP FIGHTING
>>573052032The goyim are so oppressed, 0 for trvke
>>573052068
The hedgehog?
>>573052152WE STILL FIGHT
Rolling in front of Yahweh, if 0 the goys lost, no more leaguesIf anything else jews holocaust by 2030 and league 11
>>573052287I'd find some agate with her (it's in my bedroom)
>>573052485*ejaculates in pants*
>>573052485Is that a...
>>573051971>implying they're not jaded ircfags
>>573052562>implying you aren't the one responsible and just trying to shift blame
reminder to newfigs that the IRC is right there, and they should go befriend the oldfags
I dm every newfag in the irc and groom them into my 'cord
>>573052745Already on it. I'll earn the IRC council protection in no time.
>>573052745Oldfags more like /pol/fags
>>573052838the goyim are so oppressed...
My team chat is dead now that we have no chance to make it to finals
>>573052745I'm boring and shy. How can I befriend them?
>>573052914our teamchat and ahcnes were dead after week 1
>>573052998They are all boring and shy, you'll fit right in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRxRuIB8yCgcynthia-6r.png
>Queue up Mahjong>Remember I fucking hate Mahjong>Swear to never ever touch this shitty game again>Queue up Mahjong
>>573053413
The most reddit thread in a long while
>>573053862upboated
>>573052383It was on the beach. Ruri the luckshitter found another giant pile again, and later found a fucking platinum deposit.
If only our experts benched themselves …
>>572943649Finally a collab I can get behindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNwHJBt9yHY
>>573052818this naming nigger is only gonna earn a trip to the blacklist
>Wake up>Noten jobbed once againI was rooting for you...
Temple needs a double first
>>573055127>rooting for luckshitters
>>573043904You say that, but I think Tenpai Prison without their missing adept (sans bot) is not a bad team. Weak links matter more in league than good players. That's why Fight Club is in the dirt.Worse teams than Tenpai Prison but massively overperforming because of being gifted 60k points every other hanchan:Seikai no TenbouKoromo no ChiikanJust bad team:Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi
>>573055545i'm surprised the space team is doing so well considering how many weak links they have
>>573055712They luckshitted
Trying to learn this game has made me realize just how retarded I am
>>573055712Their weak links are benched
>>573055545I watched Tenpai Prison play, any team could qualify if you had their luck
>>573055712One of their team members passed away after getting a double yakuman
The 69-Year Glow-Up of Japanese Mahjongcynthia-7.png
>>573055757Anon, what if I told you...you were always retarded?
If even a celestial can barely scoop up 1 point per game in league, stand proud: you are strong.
>>573056092I would believe you
>>573055787They're definitely not
>>573055757Dw, we’re all retarded here.
Sanma fucking blows
>>573056679Sanma TO...
WWYD?
>>573057115Ron?
>>573057115go back 6 turns and force chinitsu
>>573057115Ron, hope for ura.
>>573057115Skip looks playable if it's league
>>573057115If he didn't want to ron he should've chinitsu'd, fuck hoping for tsumo on shanpon
>have to write my thesis>let claude do all the workNow I understand the botters, this is much more convenient.
>>573057115mortalcopers won't understand that SKIP is the digital choice in tournament
>>573057307Ura 1 isn't enough.
>>573057401They'll find it out
>>573057858Yes, ura 3 is.
>>573057921Holy based take my upvotes
So cool... https://x.com/Yosei_Dealer/status/2071025367939514386
>>573057543the digital choice was not calling riichi because tsumo was enough
>>573058026
FUCK
>>573058152kekypao
>>573058152No spoilers
>>573058152
>>573058152shimocha tsumo'd, I'm safe.
>>573057115
What went so wrong? Is jong over?
>>573050754>Isn't jeet anon the anon that makes all the league intros every year?Not at all lol
>>573059587[JONG GONE WRONG] [COPS CALLED]
>>573059587Maybe he got ronned too much
>>573059756what do you even know about anything
>>573059830Join as an organizer next year
>>573059912so you know nothing, gotcha
mahjong?
>>573050754im just racist
>>>/a/289153476Soon, Wotobros(or at least we're damn close to the finish line)!
>>573060194kys
>>573060027Mahjong indeed.
>>573059587>thing gets popular and ruined by an influx of newfags who don't care about the original thing at alltale as old as time
>>573059587He got ronned by a yakuman and then the cosplayer started flossing on him.
>>573059587>>573059757So what happened? People just came for the karaoke instead of mahjong then someone called the cops?
>>573060257
why am i seeing this? is this how the word is used?
>>573060412They jonged too hard
With this level of 4th place avoidance I'll be saint in no time!
>>573060412https://x.com/randall_kznr/status/2073697479426789848
>>573060412~200 normgroid パリピs descended onto their five mahjong tables and spent the entire time drinking and sex pesting
>>573060412>mahjong night hosted>200+ normalshits hanging around raping people, having sex, getting drunk and getting the cops called on you while only 20 people are playing mahjong.
Normalniggers truly are a blight upon this world.
I don't want to be awake.
>>573060625Yeah they were the usual normalfags going there because they heard about a "fun afterparty" then started laughing at the "nerds" and cause a ruckusNext year the party will be held at a different place
I went there to play mahjong last year too, and this year it was particularly goyish
>>573059757>After the first night of festivities, attendees gathered outside the hub for an impromptu game of riichi mahjong — a Japanese variation of the classic tile game made famous in anime such as “Saki.”
Make it so nobody can get in without solving a WWYD.Those in the know can bypass it by demanding bakyou.
>>573061136Akagifags ETERNALLY btfo
>>573061141it would filter 95% of /mjg/
>“I know last year they were doing midnight along Chick Hearn outside of the Peacock Theater, and there was someone teaching people how to play mahjong in the JW, near the Crunchyroll lounge,” another user said./mjg/ in the news!
>>573061235It's for the best.
>>573050754Just end your worthless life newfag
>>573061264>Crunchyroll lounge
>>573061141Just ask the value of a hand worth 20-40 fu / 1-4 hanEven if you don't know the entire scoring table you should at least know that little
>>573061190Based xitter gatekeeping akagi
Making a WWYD captcha would be so fucking good it's unreal, like actually best thing ever for this general and everyone posting in it. Not even joking.
>c-can you please be quiet i-i'm trying to read the s-suji>NIGGA SHUT YO NERD ASS UP WE'RE EXECUTING TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR....DEADASS
>>573061484But then you would never be able to post
>>573061514
>>573061514God I fucking hate people
Amerimutts lmao
>>573061514I won't forgive these normgroids for what they did to Tung Tung Sahur.
>>573061580I'd be one of the few anons still here >>573061514>everyone is brown and fatcan't make this shit up
>post sticker on anons profile>they dont sticker backFuck you too then, tanyao on sight fucker
>>573061514w-why would they do that to Triple T
You know who's at fault? The retards who call against gatekeeping. "Waah, why is it not entirely in English?" "Where are tile indices?" I bet you were in that crowd.You are the reason I'm never gonna spoonfeed anyone with anything.
>>573061484Get the meidos to put that shit on 4han
>>573061514>Zoomer speak
>>573061514These pudgy midgets are the dreaded normalfags?
>>573061514What the fuck is Tung Sahur?
>>573061720You will never belong in this general chinksect
>>573061850The less you know the better
>>573061741it's on repochan
is the [mahjong] umakek club full? i'm looking to start playing again after they introduce auto
>>573061850jeet forced meme
>>573061850funny thing, i learned it two days ago from zoomers at workit's like an ai-generated character that looks like a wooden logapparently some two companies are claiming copyright over it or something
>>573061869>projecting newshitlol, lmao
>>573061514Look at all the chinkshit crowd lmao. Absolute state
What's this abomination
>>573062083portable autotable that gives you tiles one by one real-time (think washizu bag, but automatic)
>>573062083It appears to be an ichihime sticker
>>573061728Agreed.To the anon from yesterday: you have 12 hours to return my emote before I delete you from my friends list. You know who you are.
>>573061850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pczF_7qVgEo
>>573062042Go squeal in jong little chinkshit subhuman
>>573061985It's Mahjong related
>>573062298Go take your meds, you little braindead shitzo
>>573062338Yostar predicted this
>>573062228I check my profile like once a week, take it easy.
Big Coach is the riichi city of mahjong AIs
>>573062531unlike mortal, bigcoach has gotten to 10 dan several times over
>post HNY to anon>he doesn't reply>unfriends me months later
>>573062531Surprisingly high quality and cheap, but hated by random niggers?
>>573061985Tung Tung Tung Sahur was created (AI-generated) by some indonesian third worlder and went on to become a meme. Epic Games wanted to put him into fortnite, but they didn't know who owned the copyright. Some french retards who have nothing to do with Tung Tung Tung Sahur claimed they were the copyright owners and thusly were paid 1 million dollars by Epic Games.Hope this clears things up.
>>573062531coach is actually good though.
>>573061943we can make space
>>573062083It's a cheap solution for your autotable needs since it costs a third of a proper autotable
Do we count donjara as mahjong?
>post HNY to anon>a year goes by>go to post HNY to him again>my HNY from last year is his most recent dm
>>573062797it's July
>>573062589bigcoach is literally a fork of mortal and the only reason it got to 10 dan is because its author doesn't give a shit about tsuno's guidelines and plays in higher rooms without permission
>>573062870there's this thing called the Julian calendar asshole
>>573062732Holy shit it's that one mahjong soul character
>>573062663Koito is so smart and so well-versed in zoomer memes!
Every 1monther gets eradicated
Should I just quit ranked while I'm still saint?It's such a time sink that interferes with the other things I want to accomplish in life.All the S+ ranks in the world doesn't make the sting of losing to bullshit better.But the idea of quitting makes me feel like I'm admitting I failed at mahjong, even though I know I can still go further.
>>573061514>one half of buckbroken whitetrannies go to independence day parade wearing masks talking about how charlie kirk still makes their bussy quiver>other half of buckbroken ameritrannies go to some some anime convention to dilate on the streetbuckbroken new world subhumans lmao
>>573062732>go to mahjong night>forced to touch hands with fat browns and yellows
