Previous: >>572850172Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Speed vs Power vs Technique 7/10-7/12 • Splatoon Raiders releases 7/23. Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQYR--Ic7Qc• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
just squiddin
1 king?
who else beat the triumvirate while listening to kpop??
>>573063116Sex with all of them
>>573063197there's 3 of them around right now
>>573063197ok
>>573063203Then why post you fucking loser? Just stop sucking shit.
18 days until Splatoon Raiders releases.Which Showstopper attack do you like the most?
The world you grew up in no longer exists.
>>573063394HOW. When shit is so tasty!?
Where's the pb pic?
>>573063386>>573063375Open.
>>5730635312/4
Today is bikini day, apparently.
>>573063676ur woomy ugly broy
>>573063395the meta one
>>573063395Frye because she does a little wave when she leaves
>>573063643knock
>>573063787rude
>>573063676neat.
>>573063953Opening.
Someone joined my friend room and I played badly.. I bet he was making fun of me in the Discord ........ .........
NaviZen's post, for the third day in a row. Busts me up everytime.
Splatoon is fun.
>>573063197>>573063531>>573064145Am I too late?
>>573064743W2
>>573064743We got a tri.GGs Fishers.
ggs 1king
>>573065645Figures. Oh well
ggs fshslm
do i really want to buy a switch 2 just to have it sit in my closet until s4
>>573065851We'll play Raiders everyday until 4 anon, join us
>>573065851No, you’re not gonna buy a Switch 2.
>>573063676Cool!
Big floppy floppers.
>>573066513lightly squeezing these floppers
>>573066513Putting my face in the sucker!
>>573067208You will die
>>573067379Worth it
We're likely to get an overview trailer as well, as most Nintendo releases get one 1-3 weeks before launch....Not that it would reveal much of anything new, considering we got an entire Direct's worth of info already.
>>573065851that sounds stupid.
>>573066463Good toothpick woomy.>>573064064I gotta commission Jinko in the near future.
"help!"
>>573071085And this is why Agent 4 was never seen again...
what if raiders is short, too easy and bad?
gold badging a weapon and then playing with something else is great plausible deniability for then sucking with that weaponI should use this tactic.
>>573073671I’ve been praying that it won’t be.
>>573073671it won't be though, why worry about something that won't happen
>>573073671RotM is short. Only 100% took a while.
>>573073671It won't be too easy considering the hard difficulty is filtering people already.
>>573073671>shortSo long as it's meaningfully replayable we should be good.>easyI expect survivalist to be a enough of a challenge.>badIt has woomveems, it can't be bad.
i'll ask /ink/ to help trough every level in raiders :3
>>573073671survivalist difficulty filtered a pro player, i don't think it'll be easy
i beat ia3 without losing armor i bet survivalist will still kick my ass
>>573065675
>>573074728Tbf DUDE isn't that good at salmon run, and the skills aren't the same at all but I expect survivalist to be good, cohocks move way faster in it, I think even faster than in salmon run
there should be a Nightmare difficulty where salmonids move at glowfly speeds
If you arent playing on viv difficultly thats fine. raider is recommended
Looking at the website some levels looks phenomenal I'll waste hours just looking at them
Anons, what if I play the game in Survivalist but it turns out I'm too bad... I will have to commit suicide........
>>573075670We can play on a lower difficulty together don't worry bwo
>>573075670You'll have to post your ceph and she'll be thrown to the fishes.
if you ever feel bad, just know that kold never made it past go-getter rank and never beat any of the single player modes and yet was able to get a silver X rank badge at a time where less than 500 people were playing Ranked after Grandfest
>>573075859if it's so easy then where's my top 10,000 ttek badge huh
>>573075859kek how much of a shitter can you be?
>>573075962Please do not give attention to the local schizophrenics.
pb pic status?
>>573076249
>>573077019I will wait forever if it needs be
how are you this thirsty for teehees
>>573078162I just really like the pb pics man. I save em
GGs again.https://files.catbox.moe/heizp8.png
>>5730813364 armed veem......
>Undertow Spillway>Splat Roller mainname a worse combination
>>573082326>Eeltail Alley>playing it
>>573081336good woomies>is splatoon raiders real
>>573081336is Splat toon Raider r ea l?
>>573083285kekok but can you name 3
>>573083623You wake up and its just the week before Grandfest starts
anyone want to open?
>>573084467>undertow spillway rainmakersorry anon....
my competitiveness gets in the way of me enjoying the gameif nobody likes a tryhard, will they love me for being a shitter?I want to go back to when brush mains would draw hearts, and people wouldn't cover them up. how do I return to silly?
>>573084907cheetah print body suits and turning your brain off is what i do
>>573084467yes
>>573085028opening after this one
>>573085028opening woompening
>>573084467I can also join if not full.
>>573084334I loved grandfest. I loved it so much, I think I took a 16 month break after it. mainly from burnout in the months leading up to it. And it also felt like we weren't getting anything new after that.Maybe Raiders hype will trickle into 3, and we'll get some more stuff.
>>573085582Ill play too if theres any room
>>573085861>>573085726one space left. opening shortly
>>573085726you go ahead
Someone join.
knock again if youre ready, we going ahead
Still 3/4.
think raiders is gonna get DLSea?
>>573086505it'll get four waves
>>573086147I went to salmon cause I figured I'd let you join instead. pbbbbhhhhhhhhhh
>>573086505>no roadmap with any planned paid dlc in the directhonestly, no
>>573086505i bet they're planning a free update that ties it into Splat4
still 3/4
>>573086553
>>573087243Coming
>>573086846To be fair it's a solo game unlike 3, so announcing DLC before it even release is a bit worst, like Pokemon ZA or Bananza that got a dlc 2 month in
>>573087436opening
POWAH
open 3/4
>>573088075Sorry my mom just got home I can't join
brb need to stretch
good replay id roll
>>573088649i'm ready to come back into the woompen
>>573081336good woomiesthe veemos are ok too
GGs open.
>>573090454GGs F thanks for joining
>>573087143>free
I think I'm gonna call it E, GGs. I'm not very good right now
>>573092008ggs
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>573083924>Brinewater Zones>Explosher on enemy team>Hammerhead Bridge>E-Liter on enemy team>Mahi Clams>water level never drops
imagine throwing in hlm and still being shit at it
>>5731010548.... 8!
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>573104891hmmmmm no
>>573104891I'm too bad at the game... You will make fun of me in the Discord........ Sorry...........
>>573104891block kold and i join
>>573081336>kold in the pb picwhen you actively avoid posting the pb pics for a month straight and only post it when you and kold are getting called out it only makes you look more guilty of what people are saying especially when it's a pattern
>>573104915dang>>573104952dang>>573105003dang
>>573104891Joining
open full
>>573106007
lil judd
>>573097165>Brinewater Zones>Explosher on enemy teamflar>Hammerhead Bridge>E-Liter on enemy teamflar/skill issue>Mahi Clams>water level never dropsskill issue
>wey hitting This way! when they're the only one alive>weys spamming This way! near spawn and it wasn't superjump
>>573107095Playing with Octos is FLAR
Ban?
This game hates me, ill rejoin when i canneed to figure out what causes this
>>573107760Opening
EU banners doko?
>>573109017I ended up just changing my region to JP temporarily. But in the process I also accidentally added a year to my NSO so I guess I'm stuck here forever.
Open 3/4 if anyone else wants inGGs V
GGs v
I got DC'd
Ggs v
>>573110030I can still play
>>573110157Opening
GGs open
GGs p and L
GGs
>>573111426>>573111501>>573111530gg
GGs, S
GGs V, againand L and P
I wont be able to play raiders the minute it releases because I'll be a sleep.
>>573108325>>573106795>>573064064well I need to jerk off now
>>573117332#?
>>573117332I didn't need to know
>>573117332Stroke ya tentacle, Yung squit. I got the camera right here
I've beaten 69 triumvirates. Nice.
>erase a bomb>it doesn't explode but it still paints$20 a year
>>573085782I got pretty fucked up after it, didn't pick it up until February of this year. Excited for Raiders though, my love for the game just kind got reignited after I finally picked up 3.
I think Dynamo deserved the rape it got in Splatoon 2.
>>573117590Stop covering your legs.
idk how nogami thought a 500xp ultrashitter could win against the fullstack of someone who played in the grand finals of the NA league, but at least i technically splatted them once
>>573128562literally me
Why does the hero suit in 3 look better broken than the normal version
Would you still love your woomy is she was an octopus?
>>573135160What a stupid question. Of course I wou
>>573135160Of course not. If she was an octo she wouldn't be as cute or dumb or say woomy.
if you could add or change stock callouts on the d-pad (say 4 normally, and another 4 when L is held down), which callouts would be the most useful?
>>573136270I don't play other pvp games so idk what they have but i'd only add a "let's go!" to invite to push the objective and maybe a "get back!" button
>aren't you tired of being nice?>don't you just want to go apeshit
>>573143351
>>573143445
>>573143534
>>573143445>Only dynamo and big swig roller Fuck...
>>573143648
>>573143771Last class sneak peek for today, tomorrow will probably be the other half of classes.>>573143734This is clearly just a sneak peek, there's probably more types available. If there were only two types of each main weapon other than Shooters, the number wouldn't be anywhere near 100.
>>573143734top right might be carbon
>>573117975mods, this anon is producing ceph porn
>>573143445if there are only three main types per class with two variants it's very funny they picked swig over vroller for the all rounder option
>>573143925I hope so but every picture outside of shooters ony show 2 types, and showing dynamo/swig instead of vroller and eliter/squiffer instead of the charger isn't a good sign for those weapons
>>573145139There has to be four types each minimum (unless one class gets random favoritism i guess)If there were only three types of each class with two variants, the final total would be 99.
>>573145579I hope so, I don't remember seeing any more type in the trailers but that'd make sense to reach 100+
>>573145579i think the type distribution will be a bit uneven because if there are four types for every class that would mean we're getting brand new brushes/stringers/splatanas as they only have three versions as of S3
>>573097165>Mahi Clams>water level never dropsgoodsmall mahi is superior to big mahiwish you could keep it small in other modes too
bait or mental retardation
>Sloshing Mochine
Bloblobber isn't going to be in, is it?
>>573150494Mechanic is too stupid to understand the science of blobbs.
>>573150494they acknowleged explosher, so maybe probably possibly the other two not-really-sloshers might be in too
Sometimes a good shootah is all you need.
today's comic is actually funny
>>573152319>Frye is a retard joke #1472Not really
Finished my side order collection
>>573155465> Big head> No thoughts Feels like a Mimi comic
Which shooter in Raiders will be the flashiest? I only like flashy shooters.
>>573156390probably aerospray. fish is big so it has no downsides, and otherwise it's a more fun 2-liner.
Shiver handholding in Raiders.
raiders is looking to be one of the most soulful games in the series.these weapon designs are amazing. this is the kind of shit i expected from the chaos victory all those years ago.
Raiders is looking to be one of the worst selling games of the series thanks to it being focused on Deep Cut.
>>573152962it's the funniest one yet
>>573158351Woomy!>>573158583Veemo...
>>573158583
Off the Hook DLC will save it
>>573158351>stick a plastic bottle or a gas can onto baisic splattershot model and call it a new gun>soulfulalmost as bad as "wrap the model in white silicone" of side order
>>573158687Ngyes!
>>573158785Hi tourist
>>573136270All will be racial slurs
Idols this, idols that. All it needs is a good gameplay loop.
Drill me.
>>573158970i've been here since splat1
>>573159106Finally a good post
>>573158785>oil drum explo
>>573152962Shit taste.
>>573158785Post something more soulful then
>>573159291mainline series' weapons are more soulful than singleplayers', with the exception of the few times we got actually unique guns and not reskins (so a couple hero shots and that's about it)
>>573159014There’s literally no point without idols
>>573159803no, a game without idols would be superiorquiet, almost no dialog, focus on woomy, woomy adventures, woomy agency and enviromental storytelling
>>573160250This is perfect but it’s missing woomy idols
>>573159803Good gameplay > idolfaggingThey can exist there cause they bring the plot, the game being actually fun to play is more important though.
>>573160779the only right way to do woomy idols is the way splat1 did it, they are largely untouchable the entire campaign and only actually show up at the end when your attempts actually don't work so they add just a little bit for you to finish the jobmeanwhile every other campaign drags too much attention towards the idols
>Mechanic! Sex! Now!
>>573161142i say this
>>573160996i'm starting to think splatoon isn't the game series for you anymore armchairfag
>>573161142i posted this
I remember when I fell for the>Splatoon 1 has one of the best Nintendo final bossesonly for it to be a hand boss that's good at best.
Raiders looks way too good to be a 2026 nintendo game, I want to suck Nogami's dick.
>>573161489hand bosses are the best kind of bosses though.
>>573161490forgot to say i play as a yebby
>>573161254idols are called that for a reason. you don't mingle with the idols, you look up to them but do your own thing. they are beyond your grasp, by design.
>>573161490If you want to suck his dick, buy the new yoshi game as nogami worked on it.
EU banners doko
>>573161254no, he's right in that regardidols being 90% of the named characters you somewhat interact with for three games in a row makes the world smaller
Woomies with that hairstyle owe me sex
>>573160250Based and very true. Honestly I never cared about the idols even when they were revealed from the first game, ugly designs and the woomies are so much cuter to me. Don't like how they're always shoved in my face and they expect me to like them.
My woomy owes sex
>>573159138dont lie lol
My woomy is too stupid to know what sex is.
>>573164080I will have sex with her now
>>573163854To me, yes.
>>573163001Idols dont even make up 50% of the named npc population.
Deep Cut game Deep Cut thread
>>573164349Can I watch
I owe my woomy a hug
Long closed?
Um.. 1king fish?
>>573164828Fine, just this once.
>>573165692yes
>>573165836Opening.
Cumdump corrupted woomy....
>>573165753Thank you nonny
>>573165968They are called veemos
>>573164484most named npcs barely have double digit linesthe only one remotely close is sheldon but he's talkative for entirely practical reasons
>>573165968Hot
My woomy loves other cephs.
>>573167096even mine?
>>573165968cute salty smallfry factory
>>573167174Probably, haven't asked her.
>>573165968I hope we get ton of doujins of mechanics and other woomies getting defeated and turned into salty seedbeds for salmonids
>>573158971STOCK callouts, you doofuslike the voice commands in TF2
>>573167656I hope not
>>573167778why not?
>>573167656I'm normal. I just want to see Mechanic sandwiched between sweaty Shiver and Frye.
>>573167778FAAAAG
>>573167906 I want this but instead of Shiver and Frye it's two cohocks. See? We're not that different.
>>573136270< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzBpR8-HS3Q&t=50s> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzBpR8-HS3Q&t=42s
>>573167849Boner killer if I come across it
>>573136270honestly, all I really want is to be able to place a ping physically. so if im looking at a place i want someone to check, i can look there, hit the button, and it puts a marker "Here!"or you can look at an enemy or the objective and itll ping those things
>>573168308Because you'll cum instantly? same.
>>573168124based
>>573168308get ready to never have a boner again I guess
>>573143445any possibility these junk designs make it back into splatoon 3? Maybe one for each weapon type?I suppose it depends on how close they are in 4's development. But 20 bucks says they at least make it into 4...
my woomy told me she saw some freelancers doing weird things to the salmonids the other day so now she's not allowed to go to grizzco anymore
>>573165692still goin?
ggs SR room
ggs 1king woom>>573169409Sorry we got our king, too sleepy for 2king.
>>573170069no prob, next time
>>573143445A short dynamo?
I played this salmon rotation earlier it isn't really fun....
>>573173284This but Raiders in 17 days.
>>573173619Why do you hate Raiders?
unblock me
>>573173712Name?
>>573170807dynamlet
17 days until Splatoon Raiders releases.>>573143351>>573143445>>573143534>>573143648>>573143771>>573143925Out of today's weapon reveals, which design do you like the best?
>>573173894the motorcycle gas tank e-liter
>carve out content to sell it back to you later>leave previous game unfinished and unpolished>"why do you hate it?"gee
>>573174148based retard
Wave 3 DLC is real.
I can’t wait for Splat 4’s latina idols
>>573174356all the new opponents in raiders should've been put into regular salmon run
>>573174862>shortstacks with fat asses. yes>all have the personality of Pearl Meets Fryeno
Pvp is just superior to Pve and Raiders will die in 1 month and your retards will beg for open and salmon rooms again
Okay. And?
>>573175128>salmon roomsIt depends on how better the Raiders gameplay is compared to Next Wave's. Slomfags don't play for rewards so it's possible they may replace it with the new game.
>>573175128jokes on you i'll be grinding that bottomless ruins dungeon they teased for several months
>>573175354yeah just like you did with side order, right?
>>573175514not the same game type retardbro
why are you guys so scared of pvp anyway?
>>573175514not him but, I still haven't beaten this with no hacks on 1 heart.
>>573175565
>>573175908>IGNorantit's a lootershooter retardbro
>>573175698Cause I’m not good and you’ll hate me.
>>573175908you can see they reused at least the damage display from Side Order. And it's not uncommon for devs to reuse assets rather than reinvent the wheel, and do everything from scratch. And let's not forget that Side Order wasn't bad, it was short. If they gave it three times as many palettes and a mode to climb a 50 floor tower, added 5 more bosses. It wouldn't have been shit on as much.But they didn't do that.
I preordered (digitally) and haven’t looked at any of the promotion
>>573176913
>>573177340Aren't woomies the goodest when they're almost retarded?
I wish every veemo that This way!s at the enemy spawn a happy Enjoy your yellow armband!
do you think raiders will completely re-record all the voice lines and woomy will no longer woomy properly or at all
>>573179484Maybe just a few new voice noises along with the reused ones.
Do we know if Deep Cut will have the Raiders look for Splatfest?
>>573143771>>573143648>>573143534Eliter, Heavy and Explosher variants all look pretty cool. Are abilities tied to each look or is it just cosmetic?
>>573184096each variant is optimized for different things, such as damage, efficiency, range, coverage, etc.they'll play slightly different from one another, even if they are the same type
>>573155465i love her a lot
>>573155465
anyone wanna do a short open?
>>5731867292/4
>almost 10 years >still masturbating to Splatoon idols regularly Is there any hope
>>573188131Yes you can keep going strong
GGs sh
GGs p
>>573184061Nope, no new models have been added
>>573190504>>573190542lol pp
Splatoon the idea
Splatoon the suggestion
i ink therefore i am
>>573193972Everyone knows woomy is cool as fuck.
>no one is playing raidersI guess it really was a flop.
>>573195453perchance
>>573196201Pvpgods won
>>573198385Never ever
I can't believe I almost died before Raiders. Fucking hell
>>573201079What happened?
>>573201079Appendicitis? Hit by a car?
>this entire thread will be dead before the Splatoon IP ends
Nintendo hasn't shipped my copy of Raiders yet.
nintendo hasn't shipped my woomy yet...
why did they nerf rapid blaster, but buff normal blaster like that?these hitbox changes are kind of gay for all the weapons that aren't shooter types right?
i am going to top a salmonid
>>573202902It’s 17 days away. What domestic shipment takes 17 days
They finally shipped my Dedede amiibo, a much better purchase than the amiibo of the unpopular group deep cut.
>>573206196>spending nearly $60 on a single amiibodeep cut haters are deranged
>>573206196I got the Kirby one at release and don’t understand why I did. It’s useless
>>573206336Future lost
>>573205761>woomy instant loss
>>573206529getting their own game all to themselves thoughbeit
>>573206656No wonder they had to only charge a fraction of what Mario Kart World was worth. They would never have been able to sell a Deep Cut game for $80
>>573206752only a cuck would use game pricing as an argument
>>573206529Future Redeemed.
this you?
>>573209527Why are veemos like this?
>>573209527Demowoomy
>>573209527
>>573206752Mario Kart World wasn't worth $80 lmao, Big N was ready to keep pricing everything new at $70 or $80 until they had to backpedal because some games weren't selling.
>>573210306don't call them big n bro. they don't know you like that
>>573209956where the octos
>>573210492pre OE image.
>>573209527yes
>>573206620bold to assume i am squid or female
>>573212608this is cultural appropriation, only woomies can fuck salmonids
>>573209527Oh yes most definitely.
>>573213823WATCH ME BITCH
anyone salm->marooner'snever mind
>>573217148adapt
Ummm ackshually you're a philistine for not wanting to slam your dick against a car door repeatedly.
>>573217272i am. now i'm playing a different game.
Team speed rhymes with sneed.
raiders? more like, lameturds ROFLMAO
I hope raiders has $30 DLC and 4 waves are teased but they only do 2 waves.
>she still hasnt gotten 999 in marooners bay
anyways here it is
>>573227717>he fell for it
>>573227717>no grim range
>>573226562i don't play maliciously designed maps.
>>573226562I don't have the autism necessary to play longer than one king.
Do any of you guys have the video saved where it's an inkling girl running and saying "Woo-mei-mi" over and over and the background music is Sentimental Trip by Jean-Jacques Perry? I cannot find it on YouTube or Archive.org or any boorus.
i play terribly, have no clue how to get better, and the game keeps putting me in teams above my own skill so all i can do is be a liabilityi dont even bother touching x because i know it'll be more of the samei don't really know what to do about it, im worried soon i just won't feel like opening the game anymore
>>573230846Post replay. Get advice.
>>573230846you should touch x because you'll just get put in xp500 lobbies
>>573230846I can give you some pointers if you’re willing to share a replay. Also, how many hours do you have and what’s your peak power?
>>573230687I have the URL but it's set to private.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXDKqR6SeWI
>>573231072>>573231818desu i need to go to bed, it's degen hours, but the only game i felt like i had a chance to do anything at all was the last one RG6R-Q6XF-UYU4-3NOH but by then i was already so tilted i probably played worse as well. i calced at 1400xp last season but fell all the way down to 500, im about 650hrs in or so. which i know is not a lot but i also feel like ive been at this skill level for the last 400 of them>>573231630i was at 500xp last season, i still got matched with 2Kxp. the game doesn't care as long as the teamwide averages are close i feel
>>573231909God bless. Wayback Machine archived the video, so I downloaded it from there. I'll have to re-upload it, it's a classic splatoon meme and should be preserved.
>>573232314catbox it pls
>>573232314He also made a sequel when 2 launched but I can't find it.
>>573230846Please remember that you should never trust how you feel about yourself after 9 PM.
>>573232423https://web.archive.org/web/20230409173849/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXDKqR6SeWI&list=PL8bWkYA0l9Yg-tiGTd-yMybVWO0vwyj5pYou can download it from here, no need to catbox.Another video in looking for I don't remember much except it's some sort of animation done probably in MS Paint and at one point an inkling girl gets right up in the camera and says Woomy 4 times to the beat of the song, with a fairly detailed lip synch. It might be the sequel >>573232564 is referring to but IDK. Here's the link to it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkbLpO1YuIIAnd the Wayback Machine (it didn't save the video sadly): https://web.archive.org/web/20210824154123/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkbLpO1YuII
>>573232062First engagement you dropped down without a plan and got caught. you were relatively safe for a bit, superjumping is always an option instead of committing to it. Trying to circle around the vacuum was fine if you were expecting your teammate to take advantage of it. Tristrikes don't need to be thrown immediately. Space the strike out. you're often putting two right next to each other. 1:30 you went in a straight line of attack where the enemy was already shooting. I think you developed the habit of always throwing bombs before advancing. I don't know if that's a bad thing during this match. You never were in a position where ink was low or anything but it's something I noticed.someone else should comment on this because I didn't really see any major failings here..
youre just bad and that's ok
>>572889305I apologize that it took a while, but I finally inked it. It's amateur but it gave my good practice. Thanks for putting that idea into my head. I had fun with it!
>>573233895Not OR but lol nice.
>>573233895take a corrector to the line of cocaine to make it whiter than the rest of the imagelooks like she's snorting shit
>>573232564>>573233305Having looked at the description of the second video, I saw the song it used was another Jean-Jacques Perry song, La Panthere Cosmique. Listening to it, it's definitely the song from the video I was thinking of. I found a YouTube channel for the original creator and they had a Discord username in the description, so I am attempting to contact them there to hopefully convince them to share the video with me. Fingers crossed! I will catbox it and post it here if I'm successful.
>>573233527thank you for taking the time, I do think I tend to be too greedy where I engage without a plan because "what if it works", I see myself getting 2 and then dying often too because of it I reckon the circling around the vac felt stupid, at first I was hoping they'd just let me kill them but it then just became trying to distract them for someone else to act on it but that didn't really happen, maybe awareness of my teammates issue, I feel like I'm often not really aware of what teammates are doingi have the idea that being more aware of where the frontline is and what teammates and enemies are creating what pressure there is something that would be valuable, but I don't really know how to build that awareness in a match as it plays out >>573233168does 5am count as before or after 9pm
>>573234378Yeah I had doubts going into it but I just said fuck it. I'll get to when I can but thank you for the input
>>573233895I think her right hand has 6 fingers unless shes using her thumb to plug her nose.
>>573234824Damnit I inked that hand wrong. I should've counted it as I inked
Just a penny for midnight thoughts fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk I hope they kept Grandfest in mind for reruns when they meant seasonal fests to repeat this year.I DID play Grandfest but it was just miserable with mirrors left and right and the little time I had at the epoch, so I just felt godawful and couldn't muster enjoying it to the fullest of its time-frame. I've been rewatching some Grandfest vids and it's watering my eyes just sightly.
>>573235071They won't rerun it like they won't rerun the grand fest big run. They were special once in a lifetime event, sorry nonny, should have picked past
I wasn't there for grandfest..... or finalfest..... I'm too late to the franchise....... It's over............
>>573235323Laugh at this late squid!
>>573235323omg you missed turf war at night boohoo
>>573235323Its okay anon. 4's grandfest is going to be in 6 years.
Grand fest was so kino... I had to take a long break after it with how sad i was 3 was over and how empty i felt playing 3. I love splatoon bros
>>573235323Just in time for raiders!
I turned of rumble a long time ago and I don't think I'll ever turn them back on.
>>573232062>>573233527I think he should hold the left ledge more instead of rotating back behind own zone ?
>>573234472They said they had the videos backed up and planned to re-upload them "when I'm ready", which could mean a lot of things, but they did seem pretty touched that I went through the trouble to track them down to express my enjoyment of their old work. I'm gonna check their channel in a week or so, if they're not up then, then it will probably be a while.
>>573237704Me? Sure I wouldn't mind
>>573237428That sounds like a soft no, they're just youtube videos so I don't see what's so hard about unprivating them.
>>573237704I wish they were big enough to suck them myself but I also cherish not getting bruised by going down the stairs without a bra
>>573237704I wish they were smaller desu
>>573237704I wish mine were smaller.
>>573238184>>573238648>>573238913>>573239196Men aren't supposed to have boobs silly
>>573237704Deliciously squidkid sized
>>573239271Actually I'm an alien but don't tell anybody.
Can woomies choose their breast size? They can chamge everything else like skin color so they should be able to get bigger boobs at will right?
>>573239512Yes, they picked the perfect size
Just saw they released the results for the salmon thing, not the first time but I wish they'd let us take pics like this
>>573241807cute salmonbait
>>573230846>>573232062Stop playing, shitter
new salmon group named DHA, they look cool
>>573244839lmao no
>>573245040welcome back w-3
>>573237704Only if I can make Shiver lactate.
anyone awake wanna play some open at rotation?
>>573232062I think the biggest issue with your gameplay is your positioning. You repeatedly place yourself in suboptimal positions that leave you vulnerable, and on offence, make it easy for the enemy team to retake. On Shipshape in particular, the enemy's bridge and areas surrounding it are the strongest positions to have. I've attached an image that shows the positions you should be taking and how you should be moving (sorry if it’s incomprehensible). Essentially, wherever the enemy team plays defence is where you want to play offence. Positioning aside, you should probably work on not walking into enemy ink so much; it also wouldn't hurt to jump a little less.
open 2/4
GGs L
>>573245040>The music you'll hear in the underground of the Spirhalite Islands comes from a Salmonid group called DHA. Their setup is similar to ω-3, using instruments that fit the natural environment to boost morale. Perhaps the cello and timpani resonate with the Salmonid nervous system in some way?
>>573250317I hope we get some other music, salmon music is fun but it's not great to listen to like the usual single player tracks
>>573250419they do specify the underground parts of the Islands, so maybe there's more than just one band contributing to the OST.
>>573250617The surface ost we heard a good amount of and it's a similar style of being more ambient/dynamic than usual. I hope we get a music preview soon
>>573241807Can't you do this with Flexlion?
>>573241807cute, gross, cute, cute
>>573251348you can, but even that still requires some extra fiddling
>>573251348Loading the salmon run map is kind of annoying but it's definetely possible
o holy nintendo net code, god of whether my shots hit or notfor the battles where I chase ghosts and die behind cover, I pray for relieffor the battles where my enemies shoot at my shadow and I my team does not get splat, I thank you for your pityPlease, o holy nintendo netcode, deliver unto me battles of equal opportunity, of matches of push and pull where it's anybodies game until the very end.Please reward me for the practice I've put in, instead of testing me with variable RNG. In the name of squid silliness and octo liberation I prayamen
>>573245004cute frye cat face on bottom right
>>573245004No explanation???
>>573251523genuine faggot behavior
I don't want to embarrass myself in st/ink/er raider lobbies
don’t worry, you’re embarrassing yourself now
>>573253169in-universe negroid hairstyleI'm in awe
>>573245004I hope you anons can put this to good use
I wish that woomies stay good.
>hit the brass ball>nobody around to fresh
Beware of woomies in your househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkwkxq5js0
You would enjoy sex with Frye if you gave it a chance
>>573250419In chapter 2 you'll build a radio and pick up a woomucia radio station>It plays some of Pearl's "banned" music some of Deadf1sh new stuff and lot of woometal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=busPkR6QIz8I want them to take another crack at this song for Splatoon 4, it's too good to be left on the cutting room floor for eternity
>>573238221Yeah, you may be right. I shall remain hopeful though. Sometimes people who are embarrassed of their old artwork need to be convinced that it is worthwhile to others.
Once more into the deep sea metro.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuw6fXQfPIk
>mfw i realise camera rotation speed from stick input is halved while you're moving at >50% movespeed in any directon
>>573262910You a real one, squigga. You out there for everyone
>>573259920hit or missi guess they never miss huh
damn, shiver looks like this??
I fucking love fish
>>573241807Learn blender
I love fucking fish
>>573266953She is so hyped
>>573186584
>>573186584>>573270897
AnemoneNo1 is still the best official ceph just look at those scores.
The only based headcanon is that veemos are bustier but woomies have the bigger asses.
>>573271536>splatoon fontbased and thanks
>>573272263my autism demanded full immersion.
>the joke is sex
>>573251523Even their own team was disgusted by having a veemo on it
>the joke is racism
I HATE YEBWEYYS I HATE YEBWEYYS I HATE YEBWEYYS (i hate my own sex and myself and wish i were born as girl)
We're reaching new levels of teehees! https://gamebanana.com/tools/23340
>>573274690>github link is dead
>tfw noone tees my hee
My tees have been hee
>>573274860works on my machine
I won't wait for someone to tee my hees, I have the capital to make it happen within 3 to 6 months.
Teehee time again??Draw me!!!!!
For the new people who don't know what "teehee" means, here's the story.>Spaltoon 2>prominent player who often hosted SR lobbies>someone makes her a target for shitposting>she was often the first to post her woomy when an artist was offering free art>shitposter uses this against her and says "draw me teehee">he also spammed the thread with insults
It looks like you don't need to flip the zone to avoid death now.https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/2074418896896176489
>>573277751did they leave in any of the usual salmon instakills like steelhead bombs or maws?
>>573277665It's always some schizo turning something mostly harmless into a big deal isn't it.I guess it worked, people don't really post their cephs that often anymore, even outside of drawfagging.
>>573277751Every boss looks nerfed compared to 3.>flippers zones aren't guaranteed death>flyfish can be shot normally>bigshots don't retreat>stingers take longer to shoot>steel eels move slower (?)
>>573277904It's probably still in. Steelhead was shown in one of the treehouse lives.
>>573278269speeds is also based on the difficulty + you have way more hp. It's a solo game so a lot of older designs don't work, getting instakilled isn't possible anymore
>>573277979yes almost every problem this general has ever had can basically be traced back to a handful of autistic freaks but that basically goes for every general
>>573277979ill post my woomy a lot when i get new pictures to take in side raiders
>>573278269If they look nerfed then it's probably to balance out the salt versions.
yeah my woomy is actually cap'n, agent 3, agent 4, and the mechanic all at onceshe's kind of a big deal
reminder that they probably are showcasing the damage on lower difficulties, and that the hardest difficulty was said to do 15x the damage.
>>573278962mine too wtf how
>>573279007...did they say explicitly that it was 15x? where?
>>573279086i remember it being in the initial gameplay direct
>>573279269You remembered wrong.
>>573279007In the direct tourist cohocks are slow and do 22 damages, survialist cohocks do 180 and two shots
>>573279476this was absolutely necessary, they know how many people have over 1k hours in salmon run by now
>>573279476they also move faster, the damage multiplier is roughly 8x.i doubt it's a specific value.
>>573279476they do 180, but you can have more than 100 health in raiders too
if salmon only turn pink irl during mating seasons, it's heavily implied game over in this game is your squid getting raped
>no community events like Splatfests, Big Run or eggstra work
>>573280874not true, can't rape the willing
16 days until Splatoon Raiders releases.The arcade machine at the hideout ship seems fairly interesting, what sorts of games do you hope it will have?
>>573281086squid beatz 3 with both raiders' music and s3's music as an apology for not including the game in the last entry
>>573280262surely they will scale up the damage as you level up right
>>573281086
>>573280975It works like those cheap side scrolling porn games where the goal is to get raped by random monsters.>It is the fish who shall be running from the horny cephs instead.
>>573281324Cohock's Revenge
>>573281335I'll have you know Eroico is actually a pretty solid platformer, alright?
>>573282024Where's the fucking EU banners
>>573282024dude continuing to be the only splatoon e celeb to exist who is kind of normal
>>573282075It's tough. We gotta translate the news post into multiple languages and it's tough. It can't be easily done by us so it takes some extra time, please understand kindly and wait with warm patience.
>>573282024It's kind of funny how a Sonic fangame was unintentionally acknowledged by Nintendo because of Dude's full username.
>>573274690Pretty cool
>>573282270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3JZKyaucK4
>>573259706I just temporarily changed my region to U.S. on the My Nintendo account page, managed to grab a couple of goodies that we never got as well. It's a quick process, you can just do that
>>573281086Anything by Arc Squid Works or French Beeb
>>573282794Another random woomy. I will jerk off to this program, and then, do teehees of my woomy later
>>573282794>>573283674Can you make /ink/ players
>>573274690This looks pretty neat for making references, actually. Bit of a pain in the ass to depend on the in-game photo mode with how basic it is.
>>573283770if she's cute yes
>>573281086A guessing game.
I still hope old hairstyle are an unlockable
>>573282969>frye jiggle physicsvs.>shiver jumping on it
>>573287839to be fair they all bounce on it.
1king fish at rot?
>>573289576Sure
>>573288010I wish it was Pearl
woomy abuse
>>573291132NOOOOO she only has a single neutron barely rolling in that clueless head of hers! She can't afford more damage!
>>573291163My daughter-veemo
>>573289497wish I were an autismal takozon, bros
>>573289690Opening.
>>573292317Give me a minute sorry
>>573292579lmk when ready
>>573289497oh damn, did sketch have a one night stand with pearl? I thought she hated lolis kek
>>573289576>>573292317Knock
>>573283674post your woomy
>>573292631I'm here!
>>573274690Is there anywhere I can find the internal names for gear? It's hard to find my gear when it doesn't have the name it does in game.
>>573293018Nevermind, I figured it out.
>>573293618Good, don't forget to post your screenshots here!
>>573292857I'd rather not. Only i can have lewd thoughts about her.
My woomy may look like a slut, but she's pure and innocent (and stupid)
my woomy may look stupidbut she's stupid
>>573285204kek, to think Warioware predicted splatoon
ggs 1king killar
Aw yeah, joe down! GGs
>>573274690But where do I download ryujinx?
>>573296957Any switch emulator does as long as you can extract the romfs
Personally not really happy with Splatoon Raiders. It just looks like more Salmon Run but without the cool story beats of the original hero modes.
gonna ryu her jinx
>>573297304Hero modes are lame. The only one thats cool is the final boss of 1.
>>573297304I skipped Splat3 because of the paid online but missed playing Splatoon, so this single-player game is hopefully going to scratch my itch.Also I'm a sucker for crafting
>>573297304they haven't really shown any of the storyif that means there is none, that puts it on the same level as the hero modes of 1 and 2
>>573299871there's obviously story, they teased the shit out of it at the end of the direct, they just don't want to spoil shit
I'd like to order a yebby.
>>573300835sir, this is /ink/, we only serve woomies here
>>573300835
>>573300921Not even for a sea snail or two?>>573301075Anon my best friend in the world, thank you.
>>573301413You think we are two snail whores around here, squit? 5 snails or a tee hee. Take it or leave it
>>573300126It's weird. They don't spoil the story for mainline Splatoon games even though it's a tiny part of the game (who buys Splatoon for the single player?), but they won't show any story content for a single player Splatoon game, weird.
the silly ones
Ok I stopped caring about Raiders, the wait was too much and now not even new news gets me excited. Guess that's it for me. I'll wait for Splatoon 4.
Be honest anon, you were always doomfagging. You'll be here doomfagging about S4 when it gets announced
It's gonna have a theme that adds more music as you progress and build it up.
>>573309938Not really, I was hyped but now I get no dopamine from news. It's like a switch was flipped because 1 too many fucking days passed.
>>573309839>>573310348Yeah yeah see you on the island doomanon.
>>573310276isn't that just every nintendo game
>>573310276That's pretty much the phases for alterna.
>>573310276i hope it gets strongly adaptive music. give me horizontal dynamics where the song's progression depends on your gameplaythe post-overlorder scene does this a little but it's a great effect
>>573247119that makes sense, and i'm happier to hear that than it being just a fundamental issue like bad reaction time/aim/etc since it's something i can work on morei think your picture makes sense, i suppose part of it comes with experience but i reckon i should be more aware of what space on the map is vulnerable when, and taking control of the positions that are good for retakei think i tend to fall into the trap of flanking too often, which tends to mean putting myself in a weaker position in the hope they don't notice, but there's only so many times you can do that and if you don't then use the advantage to seize control of the actually good paths for them then it's easier for them to retakewhich, reading my post i feel dumb for writing out something that is probably second nature for everyone else but yk
Anyone want to open on rot.
solm anyone?
>>573318173I can stay till king
>>573313837are you still wanting to play some open?
>>573318532I need to hold off on king for this rot, I hit rock bottom just now, sorry>>573318725ill open a room
/oink/
Open 2/4
>>573318887fair dw
Bad woomyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf_oIu0cPCg>>573318361This is what Shiver dreams about
i think our tentatek was actually lagging
>winning>rainmaker on enemy side with 10 seconds left before over time>rainmaker popped>waiting for their push>everyone is alive>they don't grab it and the game endsClassic case of "not my job"
>>573320567Uh, yeah, they're too good too carry it, like if they carry it who will get all the kills?
Splatoon 4 will make Breast Size Up real.
>>573321376Woomy is just wearing a bikini top but no bottomGood lewd woomy
>>573320567only the weakest players pick up the rm
not my job
>16 splatshow? I didn't feel like I was splatting anyone that entire match
>>573324554Cannons break down from salt so no cannons in raiders
>>573324598GGs Br
>>573325008GGs S, Thank you for joining me.
Remember to practice your callouts for raiders!
>>573201079you still have time to kys nono
*sluuurp*
Each Deep Cut Member is represented by one of the three poisons>Ignorance>Greed>HatredBut they're also represented by>Wisdom>Generosity>KindnessThis will be important in Raiders for each character>t. in the know
big man is represented by being bigthis is important because he's not small
i hope raiders gives us at least some levels like classic doom where you need to properly explore to find a way forward, instead of just going from point to point fighting salmonids
Notice: Please do not tap on the aquarium glass.
>>573329183tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
>>573329183
So what should I draw for the upcoming 8/8, /ink/?
Sources tell me Callie is stable. Please Cod.
>>573330736my woomy
>>573330736You could draw a collection of /ink/er veems
don't know what to draw today. head empty
>>573330736female agent 8 x male agent 8
>>573330736My weyyo.
>>573330736weyyo getting ara ara'd by two takozonesu
do you think weyyo hair gets loosey goosey when they're aroused
>>573330939Draw some character you like crusted up with magic salt
>>573332516That salt corruption pic from last thread was pretty trippy.
>>573330736Smallfry (raiders) beating a veemo to death with a rusty spoon.
>>573332516I'm limited to paper and pen for now. I don't think I can do the salttening justice
>>573333718sketch out a woomy/veemo in a sundress with wind blowing
This is a pretty cute animation
>>573342247Happy birthday anon
>>573342247Happy birthday!
Wellstring is fucking disgustingly strong once you git gud holy shit.
>>573330736don't even bother artist larping
>>573344647no it’s not
Super salty flyfish has been spotted
>>573346810Someone said salt flyfish had cockpits and i believed them
is this the first time we've seen their swim forms?
would you still love your veemo if she was a squid?
>>573351853my thot veemo daughter cannot be a squid
>>573350118Do you think cephs can ink their beds if they dream of entering flow aura?
>>573351978>Flow released as a canon mechaninc>Only a handful of omorashi pictures createdWhat the fuck was the point of it all?
>>573350118Did the sun kill them?
>>573350118>sleeping togetherthis is yuri
>>573350118No one care about idols' swim forms so yes.
we got our first ost https://youtu.be/mImkS0b62Sw
>>573342247Why do you share a birthday with me
>>573350118>they didn't even give shiver a unique swim formlol?
>>573361430Why would she have one?
>>573361495frye has one? couldve simply just reused the one from the team future logo
I wish Raiders was on the Switch 1. If games coming out are EXP, Nintendo still hasn't filled that EXP bar to level me up into buying a Switch 2. If anything, I was really disappointed with MKW, and Metroid Prime 4. I mean, they look good. I guess. But PSX has become an indie meta for aesthetics, so visuals don't mean much to me, and clearly don't mean much to others either. PS6 is going to have to be graphically superior to reality at this point for me to even pretend to give a shit.
my yeb posed for this hot Instaclam photo, and then slipped down the storm drain, never to be seen again.please let me know if you find him. He responds to 'free veemo sex for yebbies'.
>>573360432nefarious purposeshappy birthday!
>Line Marker in Raiders
>>573362909if it's a gun, it at least won't have that shitty aim offset
>>573350118Cephs are silly and DUM>Going to sleep on the ocean when they can't swim>All three roll over into the water and self splat>kek>>573361430Yes they did look at her left tentacle
>>573365076>Yes they did look at her left tentaclethat's just her melting...
>>573365132It matches the cut in her tentacle when in veemo form. Now the bit on her head that is just ink running off.
>>573365425No that is literally just her melting.
they're not melting, they're slipping between the boards. It's a mechanic within the game, come on guys.Their ink is in the water. Everyone knows cephs can't swim.
>>573366667For a second I thought that was their belly
>>573366667My Yebby Engineer Can't Be this Cute
>>573367654that'll be OUR woomies once they back from the salmonid nest
>>573367747that's a woomy though
>>573350118This first for any idols swim forms.
>>573367747That is a woomy you dummy>>573368124Grand Fest, they all changed on screen together. This is just the first time we get a good look
>>573368124Nah
The past few days ive been getting a lot of backliners that dont want to ride the tower. They keep pushing forward like their a frontliner. It makes more sense to provide support from the tower to cover retreats.
>>573365425it lines up with the raft's structure, idk>>573367440this is what i initially thought too, honestly i'm not sure which it is still
>>573350118Why are shiver's eyes yellow? Where are they going to respawn? Is squid form their default state since they're sleeping?
>>573372889ever since 3 octoling eyes are yellow when in that "soul" state before respawningi guess it's more consistent with takozonesu eyes being yellow when they get splatted
I wish the mechanic was slightly browner
>>573350118they fucking died
>>573368836They don't actually have swim form models in grand fest, they just splash and disappear.
>>573350118They actually did it. its finally happened. It has only taken 11 years for them to show a named character transform into a squid. This has been bothering me for so goddamn long.
>>573368921Not canon.
>>573378035Marie sells it as a keychain in sp2 btw
>>573378162>Circuit board insideLooks like its some kind of usb stick not just a plain keychain.
>>573368921>>573368124i think it's the first time we see the idols swim form used naturally and not as part of concept art or merch
>>573378590Firefly keychain, probably lights up.
>>573378460Frye swimming with humansMarina was super jealous that day
>>573378903what's this from?
>>573379435japanese only today ad
>>573379589damn, they look cool on that picture
>>573378162Merchandise is not canon.
>>573379864this but splatoon 2 as a whole outside of OE
>>573379864>Merchandise is not canon.In game merchandise is.
>>573378903mfw you join my raids on tourist mode
>>573378460I will never not be amazed the power humans have over animals
>>573380042Something can always be changed in merchandise. Not canon.
>>573380514Is this you?
>>573380843Concession accepted.
>>573350118>unique eyes on frye>normal eyes as mechanic for shiverI WAS ROBBED
>>573365076>Yes they did look at her left tentacleAm I missing something
>>573356827this is nice, it gives me C-Side vibes.
>>573378460I can't rub the eel and shark, I'm refunding the game
>>573381424It has an indention similar to the large tentacle over her eye.
>>573363746why they do that?I guess they actually want you to have to aim it with the laser pointer thing
>>573384212it launches from your right hand like every bomb instead of the the middle of your body like main weapons so the main reticle will be wrong for long distances and sharp vertical angles
>>573384212no, it's purely because different weapons have different reticlesit matches almost exactly on blob and recycled, the rest are off because they shoot from a different physical space
>>573385134weapons shoot from the right too (dualies aside)it's about angle and height
>>573385134its moreso that the reticle is based on the shot velocity and range and raytrace of the actual weapon you're using, whereas marker is an instant beam, so it just doesn't line upthink how for example the scoped chargers change your pov, not just zoom in. thats to make there always be one exact position where you hit your shots because the reticle moves around otherwise
>>573383924i think you're hallucinating stuff man
>Frye bodied again
>>573386576this is in new york, i told you power was the least voted for in the USmeanwhile it's the most popular in japan.
>>573385440nope, they shoot perfectly centerright side shooting was reduced in 2 and gone now
Woomy
>>573387071Proof?
>>573387610Us oldfags had it hard.
>>573387610>there are "people" that will tell you with a straight face that old nu-mahi is better than nu-nu-mahi
>>573387610Good times.
Ink me up is so good
>>573386576Doesn't matter when we have the jap votes. Gonna give goblina the final trophy
>>573389448Power mechanic is also the sexiest
>>573387610I dont get it
>>573387853They're both worse than S1 Mahi so it's a moot point either way>>573389998Early S3 meta centered around Splash and Sloshing Mochine
>>573387853>old nu-mahiIt was different, wild and fun. The redesign took away all its unique points and brought it in line with the rest of S3 map mediocrity.
>>573390930>different*dogshit>wild*unplayable>fun*insufferable
>>573386709this is so extremely easy to prove wrong that i won't even bother
>>573390187oh. I was looking that the map orientation. Usually it's bottom left to top right.
>>573387243Proofy
>>573390187*sloshmo
>>573390992You failed to adapt and you got filtered.
>Old > NewMahiUnderpassFlounder MuseumBlackbellyTriggerfishHammerhead>New > OldMorayMallBluefinPiranhaSturgeonWahoo>New = Old = BadAnchoWalleyeHumpbackInkblotPort MackWalleyeKelpMako Mart
>>573391782Not him but the fact that they had to try and salvage the map with a rework says everything about how retardedly contrarian your dumb ass is
>>573392797>old underpass>goodpost discarded
anyone wanna play some open?
>>573392947They also "salvaged" Splattercolor because of a handful of loud snowflake whingers.
>false equivalencei accept your concession
>>573392797you have some good points but then you fill the bad list with some of the best maps in the series like walleye and mako
>>573393382Joining
>no argumenthow surprising
>>573393816opening after this game
>>573389683Sexo
i wish splatoon was as good as woomies
I like cute callie and marie over sexualized ones, i like this artist
>>573393991it used to beit is not anymore, and woomies are worse than they used to be too, but that's the world for you, everything becomes worse
>>573394096Why are you so miserable?
>>573393467Splattercolor Screen was a disaster in design and execution>effectiveness determined purely by how bright the stage is normally>doesn't even help teammates since you can't even clearly see through your own screen
>>573394096This woomies speaked in sp2 in tetms of animations and model
>>573394239Do all of the contrarians gather in this website?This is objectively false.
>>573394096>Woomy>WorseI'm sorry anon those two words do not ever go into the same sentence. You are just insane nothing more.
>>573393736>walleye>goodRetard alert.
>>573394371They don't have the cute losing animation and the rest are more generic
>>573394371they're too rubbery and too tallmouths are much too wide as well, lips are ugly
>>573394398woomy can't be bad but woomy can be worse than before>>573394371s3 woomies are too tall, and the floppers don't flop as well as they used to>>573394514walleye is the map, the benchmarkits sole flaw is spawncamping which is arguably not a flaw because if you get pushed that far you honestly deserve to lose
>>573395474i think old floppers were animated by hand while sp3 floppers are made using hair physics
That was intense but that fag kept spamming this way.
I don't understand why we keep giving attention to the retarded armchairfaggot
>>573396661I need a punching bag.
>>573396638keep the spam here.
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