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ryan LOVE
>>573092185hi nonnies
Happy Meek I would never treat you like that.
the age of japan is over
>no-argument-must-have for the CM
i quit, unless you post Rice's paddies
waheyphew made it in time
https://jiggie.fun/s47Xsuhttps://jiggie.fun/s47Xsuhttps://jiggie.fun/s47Xsuhttps://jiggie.fun/s47Xsuhttps://jiggie.fun/s47Xsuhttps://jiggie.fun/s47Xsu.. https://jiggie.fun/s47Xsuhttps://jiggie.fun/s47Xsu
>>573092315the air force didnt even exist as a branch during ww2...
>>573092350I love Rice
Guys im kind of getting my ass kicked in CM roomsI don't think sprint is actually a casino, it seems pretty fucking tryhard to me considering I never win, if it was a "casino" i'd win SOMETIMESIm even using oguri/taiki/flower which is supposedly the no-fun-tryhard squad, so what the fuck am I doing wrong?
A deal's a deal, Torena! Now you have to suck on her Mambos!
>>573092352>no pantsuI need Ryan to walk around like this
I tried bakushit guts 3 cm ago and it was so bad I dropped it and started inheriting groundwork from parents
>>573092441>A deal's a dealdont remind me of that
BNW.....
wahey!!!!
>>573092352This is my dog
>>573092421You're going into CM rooms.
>>573092185Join HaytherePlease put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573092238I hadn't seen you in last threads, RyanfagI was starting to get worried
>>573092253
ExcelUma (21/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>Failed three <10% failure good trainings in junioroh yeah it's the unity experience
imagine willingly putting a guts card in your deck
>>573092504It's been like 10 years, anon.
I'd rather you rest up fully before emerging from your cocoon.
>>573092612i was camping
The worst part of a CM supposedly "needing" groundwork is unity cup gives you NO FUCKING GREENSIf your supports/inheritance dont get you 3 greens you're just fucked. MANT was awful but you'd at least finish runs with basically every fucking green skill in the game
>>573092643STOPREMINDING MEOF THAT TRAVERSITYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>They translated exchange (as in races available for JRA runners but under NAR) as collaborativeThis is fucking one google search away, how retarded can they be
>Bourbon Tenno Sho Spring
>>573092613>>573092441I'm doing a Mambo run right now.
>>573092681>gives you pace savvy>gives you FCM>not even debut race yetyou're welcome fag
Favorite mob Uma?
Having a friendly conversation with Palmer about the girl I like!
>>573092847kiniro ryotei
>>573092724Far from the only thing they continue to fuck up, and 110% not the last GIANT OBVIOUS fuck up.They're literally changing shit for changing sake, akin to a indian changing the FUCKING README file on a random github file so they can pretend they're totally hugely successful developer.
>>573092834>Unity cup runs end with like 100k fanskind of proving his point there, shes a brick in unity
>>573092847All of them are mobile
>>573092829And that's a good thing!
>>573092847confusion
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>573092903my average unity run ends with 400k fans what are you doing
>amazing stats>not a single one of my cards finished their events so the skills are shit>this has occurred for almost every run the last few daysFUCK unity in the ass I'm waiting for grand live
>>573092667He wants to do THAT?!
>>573092880god I wanna fuck the shit out of palmer to make her happy so much
>>573093029I think he said he wants to fuck Bakushin's face.
>>573092880Palmer...
>>573093018>he thinks grand live has LESS rngOH NO NONONONONOHAAAHAHAHAHA
>>573092441Only if she strokes my penis
>>573093018>he thinks it'll be any better
Fuji? Cute.
My sashes...
>>573093275Fuji? SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>573093285
>>573093285waow
>>573093285Too flat
>>573092421You're likely missing out on essential skillsyou probably are getting accel moves but what a lot of people dont realize is that groundwork is essential to this CM and carryover is also essential (you gotta realize a huge chunk of rooms will be literally 9 paces, if you end up in 9th place it's already over)This is why the bakushin guts card gets shilled for covering both bases, but you can also cope-accomplish that with inheritance since a lot of folks prefer borrowing daiwa for obvious reasons
>>573092613
I have 30TP, out of borrows and I'm bored, give me a distance and a running style
>>573093285Umm, not Fuku or Ryan?
>>573093018The good thing about GL is you'll be able to see how bricked your run is much sooner, but expecting anyless RNG is a fool's errand.>>573093275Fuji? sex
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL
>>573093046>>573093092Running away to a deserted island with Palmer!
>>573093496sprint end
>>573093496Long distance, Late Surger
>>573093496pace mediumluna/brian>>573093552sex with palmer channy
>>573093078You can't do that!...yet
>taiki unique>flower unique>ignited power>Neck and neckhow much fucking acceleration do you need?I thought this thread was all about shilling mid-race skills, now we're spending more than 50% of our skill point budget on late race accels?
>>573093619I don't see any rule against it in the contract.
I don't think Japanese breeding station ever show up pregnant mares in public so this Daiwa Scarlet was just being fat
>>573093046Everybody loves Palmer.
>>573093694What's wrong with daiwa's leg? :(
>>573093724>rich cunt from a powerful family, yet she is really down to earth, nice and super mega lovableprime wife material
makes you think...
>>573093659mid-race doesn't matterjust buy every accel in the game including lets pump and angling and hope to god you hit the jackpot
>>573092402brother this one is too fucked up theres pieces so small I cant even select them
Leontes when?Saturnalia when?
>>573093694This is an old af daiwa that has been absolutely spoiled rotten to shit for years so yeah
>>573093836I couldn't even open the puzzle
>>573093820I want to watch Seiun Sky take a shit...
>>573092880>>573093552
>>573092185First rate club Basashi (850734315) has room for 2 more members. We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>573093898>not banging Palmer's brains out in front of McQueen, Ardan, and Bright
I would spoil and fatten up my wife Daiwa Scarlet too
>>573093874
>>573093836Oh hm. Yeah Jiggie gets a little funny with certain extreme shapes. You can move the pieces by selecting them along with others and dragging those others, though. You can even rotate them that way. It's not unusable.
>>573094008I want to watch Princess beat up a PreCure villain!
Power way too low or can I cope with Sprint+Pace S?
>>573094008I want to stroke Kawakami's hair while she's taking a shit
>>573094003>ultra-athlete post-retirement's ultra-muscular body softens up into a BBW bodythe best part about having a specific fetish is when it actually happens frequently
>>573093976this is someone's mother
>Got a new (my 2nd) air fryer (actually just a huge oven), and my first ever food processor to make certain stuff a LOT easier>Used both of it today for my fave food, it turning out better than ever before, not to mention the preparation that was easy and fast as fuck nowGetting kitchen tools once in a while is so damn nice, makes you life so much more fun, plus I need to rely less on retarded quick make shit.Uma Musume. Luna is my punny wife btw.
>>573094085>sub 1000rumao
>>573093694Daiwa is a spoiled princess
Which 3 fronts can I run in cm16?
>>573093786horse legs are formatted like fingersthis is just like bending your finger tip
>>573093561you motherfucker, see you in 40 minutes>>573093586>>573093612nyooo
>>573094085I'm actually not sure what wit does post 1200feels like it does absolutely nothing
>>573093659uma has always been accel game lolBut like another bwo mentioned, you're going to be going into lobbies that are slanted toward pace chasers, so that's a huge amount fighting for the 3-4 spot, you're also going to be fighting for above fifth just to even get Head-On/Neck and Neck. Other response is actually unironic where Pump isn't out of the realm of considering, but even though it's still kind of shit, Meticulous Measures/Perfect Prep is something to consider because the timing of it will often be more bad than good, but it at least doesn't have positional requirements.
>>573094160>evil>retard (retard)>retard (cute)
>>573094085Gwo you need your horse to be 12k power minimum so you can get Fully Charged
>goooooooooooooooaaaaaaal
>>573094239I was just clicking it instead of resting all runProbably should have trained more guts/power...
if I literally have 1201 power is that actually enoughlike does fully charged still do something noteworthy
>>573094018i guess but look at this one. its smaller than my CM winrate
>>573094085anything less than 1300 speed and 1200 power is brick tier
>>573093694Don't say that! You'll hurt her feelings!
>>573094215>comining both ideas in onebased>>573094273SO TRUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE
>>573093820First time I saw Seiun I instantly thought she looked like Neferpitou
Fuji? Kiseki.
>>573094520SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
I'm going to miss training this hag
>>573093552so have we ever seen or gotten a name for the granny uma overseeing the mejiros?
I am out of borrows and currently sweaty from doing yard work.What now?
>>5730943781300 is when it starts actually doing something notable iirc
>>573094453I heard she likes bears
>>573094453>revealed a billion years ago>still not released even on JPCygames are fucking terrible at scheduling.
>>573012181Me.>>573012217I've never watched precure.>>573012404Kawakami Princess is very cute.>>573013340You only say that because of her relationship with King. Play her career she's one of the most for (You) Umas in global.
>>573094669At least they're released unliko other gachas where they're just killed and they make some faggy explanation to replace the cute waifu for a homosexual made by the fujo producer
bakushin is the better card desu
so exhausted just shoot me already
I want Stego to invite me to have coffee with her and I accept, despite hating coffee, and she realizes I don't like it when I force myself to drink it and proceeds to make fun of me for it.
FVVVVARKBrazilbros...
making all your posts about a specific uma is obnoxious after a whileyes im talking about you, stegoCHAD that PLAYS the JP version on STEAM, but I'm also talking about the whorrenTROON or the creekTARD
Exactly 48 hours until Bamboo Memory is out.
>>573094985I heard a rumor that Stego cute. Is this true?
hmmmmmmm nyo I will shimply not use any guts card before orfevre. >b-but the skillnyo>b-but guts is good this tim-nyoShorry! hahhahahahaahaha
I want Fuji Kiseki to give me some ideas I've been slacking for a few days. Umamusume.
Super Creek nibbling on a cookie is cute.
>>573094520I just checked in a bunch of different fan wikis, plus most of the main guide documents, and it turns out that you are right.
>573095076Okay Allen
You know what frustrates me in this game? Like obviously the powerlevel is going to creep up over time and the wiggle room for oshi training will get smaller, but for some umas it just feels hopeless. I don't think there's been a single CM where Opera was a strong pick. CM16 is good for pacers, but it's a sprint CM and she has G aptitude. You can do freaky stuff like mutate her to be a front runner but it doesn't really help. There are lots of umas like this, too. I can sweat for weeks to build an Opera or Fuku or Mambo etc. etc. that eats shit in rooms 9/10 tries, then panic train some metaslop the same day as CM and get something that carries me to A finals.Granted I can get a few nice screencaps of my oshi winning a single CM round here or there, but it's always a massive minority. Are we just trapped in the season of the hog right now and everything else sucks by comparison, or is this just the way the game is after the early stage is over?
>>573095161Super Creek is cute
>>573095121Very.
>>573095089Exactly 50 hours until I have sex with a boy.
>tfw running a Front requires you to get 3 whole chain events finished on top of Sneedwork 4 for me due to using NTR GODAkebono is screwedIt's over It's overIt's all overEverything, everything is overSHE CANT BE GOOD IN ANY STYLE
>>573095139
>>573095161Yaeno!
>>573095305isnt she literally a sprinter tho...
>>573095370Yaeyes!
>>573095305Train her harder
>>573095207NY Opera is good for anything 2400m & beyond
>>573095207Uniques can be overrated. My oshi has done quite well in CMs without being meta and her unique is useless 90% of the time.
>>573095076HISHI AMASEXOOO
there are no weak umasonly weak trainers
>>573095406Ha...Ahah...Yeah......She is........
>>573095551
>>573095305are you fucking retarded is this your first time building a front lol
>>573095551here are no weak trainersonly weak umas
BOO
Post umas that unlike Brazil could win 5+ G1's
>>573092421>I don't think sprint is actually a casinoPretty sure it's not after the update.There's an abundance of useful accels now. So it's down to good mid race for positioning and speed carryover, and late race speed skills.Early race is useful too but there's not that many options and it's hard to get everything
>>573095551Try using Haru Urara then FUCKER
>>573095696Too cute to be scary
>>573095305
>>573095696
>>573095696Huh? Is someone there?Must have been the wind.
Holy moly I haven't even upgraded Orfevre yet. I'm so scared to see how the TT score is gonna get inflated man.
to fix bratty umas, send them to the kkk sho
>>573095650Hi schizoGood evening to you
>>573095902? what
CHESTNUT SUPREMACY
I rolled to pity for summer golshi on both my phone account and my steam account. I got 5-7 mcqueens, i lost count somewhere along the way
>>573095305>FCM on Sprint>For a frontrunner
>Japan lost to Brazil>now Brazil lost even more to NorwayKWAB Japan are really jobbers
>>573095940he's trying very hard to become a personality here don't mind him
>>573095954Rickey!
>>573095758Didn't a jp guy win an Arima cm with og Urara?
>>573092903>Unity cup runs end with like 100k fansHow many skill points are your Unity runs ending up with?Most people are running more races to get up to 3k skill points
>>573096013some people are just retarded and deserve to stay in B
>>573095836Post your TT team.
>>573095207At least opera is somewhat usable on most tracks. Something like cafe is complete poopoo even on distances she's supposed to excel in
hmmmmm
>>573096063Haaland is fucking crazy. He might single-handedly win Norway the World Cup. And if that happens he's no doubt also winning the Ballon d'Or
Hope I get my double platinum title this CM so girls like me...
>>573096294Sex
How do you all know how many skill points you're getting? Do you write down the amounts that you spend or something?
>>573096069The only one trying hard here is you though?I don't feel the obsessive need to seethe about random people instead of speaking about anything else
>>573096063I would have been happier if Japan had won desu.
>>573096364>Spending skill pointsAnon...?
how do i stop getting these stupid +
>>573096170
>>573096294
>>573096364i get about 2200no clue how niggas get to 3k
>>573096191Theyre not getting past Spain/France/Argentina/England but I can see them making it to semis
>>573096481sp bonus cards and optional racesIf you finish with 20 races 8all the optional ones being g1) you can end up with ~3k sp
Protip: Buying Nothing Ventured makes it more likely you will trigger Akebono's unique due to the HP drain. This means all Akebono players NEED to MLB Nakayama Festa.
>>573096418>not strategically buying skills at level 3-4 so you remove them from the hint pool
Kitasan's nightly massages... uoh
body hurts
>>573096614all 5 of them
>>573095595Donna could fix me
>>573096586but if i waste 10 turns on extra races i end up with shit stats
>>573096616>prune skills>+6 +2
>>573096191He might give France a hard time in the finals but their coronation is inevitable
>>573096576I see them pulling off a Croatia and winning the 3rd place play-off. They seem like that kind of team.
>>573096586how the fuck are you running 20 races and still overcapping speed/power/wit?
>>573096763well you race on bad training turns
>>573096134
>>573096839nta but this is unity, you grind until you high roll
>>573096745Why does he wear the funny socks?
>>573096918>espo>bgf>windyBased
Anyone up for nishino flower erp
>>573096839I click rainbows
>>573096614I actually might've considered using it if it even had a moderate amount of Specialty Priority
>>573096063soccer is boring
>>573096782cute retard
my game frozefinemo broke it
>>573096702
>>573096918Kisses for Bubble Gum Fellow.
>>573096918>4>Four >F O UR >Limited umas Buhi
>>573094378>if I literally have 1201 power is that actually enough>like does fully charged still do something noteworthyYou need like 1300-1400 power for it to be worth half a white accel, it varies based on style and distance.We have access to so many accels now, that people are really over valuing it
>>573093285still up
>>573097027Shut the fuck up nigger
Everyone's Oguri's butt
>>573097128Hmmmm....nyo seiun-chan ~
>>573097127My penis? Yeah
>>573097127janny is busy with divegrass
>>573097127jannies love Mayacchi
>>573096918BUBBLE GUM FELLOW MENTIONED
>>573097104really? What's up with posts like this then?>>573094428>>573094319
>>573097187sniff sniff
>>573097128Flower wouldn't say this
>>573097027no thanks, I'm shy
>>573097187no one would be seduced to molest this
>>573097361She would say>Please, cease your blabbering, negro
>>573097187I want every anon here to stick it in me like that
Can't believe every fellow (heh.) Bubble Gum Fellow fan in the entire world is in this thread.
>>573096782UGH I regret not rolling for her so badly the next selector ticket cannot come soon enoughI bet I can even bring her to CMs now due to OYL buff
>>573094597no, but it's implied that she's mcfatty's grandsire Mejiro Asama
>>573096481i can regularly roll out taiki careers that hit 3100 SP if i do her secret event and run +SP cards.
We don't have Marvelous Cup anymore?
thoughts?
>>573094215>>573093561if only she had gotten turbo sprint I'd have sent her to TT duty
>>573094378full charged is super weak (currently) but it's like having an accel skill that always goes off exactly when you need iti wouldn't mald over it desu
>>573097620>those ugly watermarksI'd reupload and use it for AI training and send it to him but I'd rather ignore the existence of this artist forever and let him die to the machine
When are they going to make a breeding minigame?
>>573097271I'm torn because I want her alt but, barring no surprises (Marche,Rulership) between now and the half anni I'm very much conflicted between ticketing her alt or Kiseki. The other ticket would be going to Daring Heart since I failed to roll her as well.
>>573097635what cards with skill point bonus are even worth running outside of wit Tachyon?
>>573097751They considered it, but dropped it after low engagement since they started with Mejiro Ryan.
>>573097662sssssssex
>>573097731yeah they are shit but I still like the content
Can Cygays also add the chain events finishing update too?
>Neighas are borrowing my 3LB Maru>First time I hit triple digit friendpointsNot going to be changing my description to tell them borrowing the card's a shit idea
>>573097525She's cool. I just wish she wasn't so shafted by Cygames in terms of her story in the game.
>>573097308Like I said:>people are really over valuing itYou can look up the formula for it and plug the numbers, late in sprint is something like 0.08 accel at 1300 and 0.12 at 1400.It was implemented in JP when the power cap was at least 1500
>>573097780>Rulership>Kisekiforgot you're secretly a Groove bro as well.
I am unfixableWhich uma is for me
I just got four hints for Ignited Spirit WIT out of the wittiest supporter, SHINKO WINDY
>>573093285Don't post this ever again
no one is helping me with the jigsaw puzzle
>>573097987
>>573096418If you're not pruning beneficial skills at 3 hints you're missing out on other beneficial skills and losing races for no reason.
>>573097801well the classic is the sweep tosho speed SR. I also like the fuji kiseki wit SR because it has summer runner in a small hint pool. If you want to be an extreme SPmaxxer you can borrow the Seeking the Pearl speed SSR too.
>>573097915>the chain events finishing update too?thats a thing?
>>573097987cafe
>>573097939Only so much you could do if you don't have the rights to the other heavenly kings. Though it's weird they still went through with it despite that though.
>TT is at 835k
>>573098141Meh, I'm stuck perma borrowing Neicha wit and while more SP would be nice switching out FineMo for Fuji would probably kill my wit gains.
>>573098171On jp cards are more likely to show up when their bond gauge is maxedNo, this does not guarantee your chains finish, it simply makes it more likely
>>573097939I'm delusional enough to fill in the blanks and love her anyway.
>>573098251you know who did thisdont pretend you dont know why
wait they added new lines
>>573094819But I have played her career and she's my top 4 favorite uma. I just don't feel like I want to marry her as much as I want to marry, for example, King
>>573098287
Did you get any newcuties in your club? We didn't get boot anyone...
Just raced my queen
>>573098360It switched from Spring to Summer a few days ago.
>>573098459we got someone who was picking up the game after taking mant off, but no one new new this time
>>573092616Holy shit you guys are almost full, based keep going!
>>573098414Yeah. Yes. Agreed.
>>573098171GENERALLY, if they start they usually end. Usually. There are times it doesn't. Fuck you Ai.
>>573092616>chill new groups: advertising, filling and becoming their own thing>my club, an early on, never advertises and magically grows whenever someone leavesreally makes me think
>>573098459We got a foid who keeps yapping in the club chat
>>573098216At least we got one artist that was so pissed about it they made their own 60 page doujin to compensate.
sorry spe, my reflexes are nonexistent
Sundayman's Sis when?
>>573098694uma&co...
>>573098391I just don't see it. Too much romantic stuff in her career about being prince and princess together. I can see her as King's daughter but I cannot view her as toreina's daughter.
AIIIEEEEE
>>573098694mambro...
fuck the meta, give me a bullshit ace choice for leo
Moving in with Palmer!
>>573098694now you have to give an example
>>573098878maruzensky late
>>573098852cucked
>>573097187she must take the meanest shits
>>573098852Mob Duramente...
>>573094443TORENA SAN LOOK AWAY!!
>>573092616In 2 months you guys should be at 30, your invite test is almost over ExcelUma danchou.
>>573098251I feel like the scoring system changed, I went from barely getting 800k to getting high 800k without changing anything
>>573098890
>>573098890>>573098981sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573098890she paid for everything, she's your sugar mommy
>>573098974Some people just put up high score UGs who just suck at winning
>>573098981>>573099036>>573099049A home-cooked meal with Palmer!
>>573098852does she morphs to Dura when she releases?
>>573098974unity 2.0 is breeding witGODs like flies
>>573099124sexing palmer while she cooks dinner>>573099049dont bait me with a good time
>>573098414What a slut. Asking to be licked all over.
>>573098974It's not the system, it's that people are rankslopping their teams like crazy, making new TT umas on Unity with less SP and higher rank, sometimes with retarded rankslopping methods such as the 6 wit cards strat, so now you see witGODs giving you free wins.You can use nu-unity to make new TT aces, but you have to be careful about not making garbage with a shiny rank or you will get raped.
>>573098974Have you been upgrading support cards? I've basically been coasting on that for about two months.
>>573099049palmer wouldn't mind giving me some cash so I can go see some hostesses, right?
>>573099124I would do this but with Palmer
>Planned to only update 4 umas just because my fronts were bad and s golshi with maru card is a quick fix>Ended up also fixing a summer Spe and Tachyon because they were at S foreverHey, got 600 carats jumping from S2 to S4, at least.>>573098251I hit, I'm good, and this was on the middle team lol. Though, I can't determine whether GL will make things better or worse. I'll get better cards for sure, but so will everyone else along with the whales. I know I'll feel better the sooner I start breaking 900k.
>>573098974I'm around 650-700k and my scores also increased. I just figured it was the scenario update shuffling up the sets of people who were at any given score level.
>>573098967If you just don't look at the counter, then it doesn't exist.
if you spend >10 minutes on /uma/, you should be class 6
>>573099303as long as you go to a Mejiro Club, I think there is no problem
>>573099303Please don't cheat on Palmer, I think she would probably be the uma most hurt by infidelity
Palmer is too erotic.
if you spend >10 minutes on /uma/, you will have an overwhelming urge to kill yourself after witnessing horrors beyond your own imagination
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME RETRIES CYGAYS PLEASE
>>573099303Die
>everyone saying they love palmer>meanwhile no one rolled actually for her
is this worth buying
>>573099614Palmer is only good for her body
>>573099664no
>>573099614I will eventually get her
>>573099303What if you went to the club and it was just Palmer?
>>573096918what happens after US9?
>>573099614Palmer is alright, gonna roll for her gf instead
>>573099614I rolled but didn't get her. Almost have her ticket at mlb. I'll rape ticket her.
>>573099614i rolled for palmer and shakur
>>573099614I already have 1 ugly Mejiro, I don't need another
is there an ez TT guide? I'm not scoring high enough
>>573099757LG.
What is the theme behind this team
>>573099614I got her after a cheeky 10er , actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdU4gUzSagM&is=vT1QUs_vktrM5c7I>Indonesia cosplay race
>>573099845Bakushin
>>573099845someone said lost potential due to injury but uidk
>>573099664yes level up all youre R cards to get higher team trials points
>>573099614that's my screencap tho
>>573099691>Get dressed with us!but i'm a boy...
>>573099493>Outfit forever doomed to support card art>Zero 3D modelers or modders stepped up>None among them valued SEXO over life
Fuku is retarded and that's why I like her
>>573099884why are they males
Hey youyea you reading this just so you knowI fucking hate you
>>573099884I am torn between thinking of how fun that looks and thinking of how embarrassing bad cosplayers are.
>>573099880your 10 roll is not cheeky fuck you
>>573099845Unattractive umas
>>573099254You can also stumble across a gutsGOD who statbloated to have 1200 speed and power, 1100 guts but <700 wit. It's how I ended up getting something like 855k two days after reset last month. It's a little harder to parse through which ranks are legit and which are pure rankslop if you don't want to waste time on jellies/parfaits, but if your umas are competent, odds should still be in your favor.
>>573100070she's retarded because you took her ears away anon
An Umamusume about to rape her trainer? Good thing I get paid to ignore it.
>>573100106shut up before I suck you off
>>573100106what'd I do
>>573099614I wanna get all the gyarus so im saving for the gyaru banner
>>573098597big dog
>>573100086Most umas are stallions irl
Is Ignited Spirit Power or Guts good on a Front Runner?
>>573100282for you
>>573100147Also did a cheeky 10er on Shakur banner, and on McQueen and Gold Ship. Both all three of em. Cheeky rolls are the best rolls.
>Persephone is the ancient Greek goddess of spring, vegetation, and the Queen of the Underworld. The daughter of Zeus and Demeter, she was abducted by Hades and bound to the underworld after eating pomegranate seeds. This myth was used by the Greeks to explain the changing of the seasons.I don't get it
>>573100192what is ntr doing
>>573097987air groove
>>573100185The less of a connection you have to the material, the more you have to the aether
>>573100339for me that's team rickey
I want Sakura Bakushin O to become super healthy and remarkable.
>>573100192>not having a gun to protect you
>>573100065
>>573100197chat is this real?
>>573100309fronts are shit now
>>573098694CLUB?
>>573098694that's the dancho...
>>573100495Uma&co
>>573100339Sexual predators
>>573098694I'm trying to groom her shut up
>>573099614People joke about nobody rolling on bamboo muteki or shakur but we just had a collect all umas event and I failed to find ONE (1) single nigga owning tosen jordan while easily finding everyone else
>>573100574Disband Uma&Co.
>>573100680Unfortunately that is not up to me
>>573100642Thank you for your service.
>>573099614I rolled for herI haven't done a single non-MANT career with her yet
>>573100440I need Rice to make this face
>>573100486I ASKED A QUESTION NOW GIVE A REAL ANSWER YOU OXYGEN WASTING SEWER RAT COULD THESE SKILLS BE USEFUL ON A FRONT RUNNER THIS CM OR NOT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LEFTOVER SP ANSWER!!!!!
>>573100642is there a compilation of these
>>573100642Calstone is too cute
>>573099614Nah, I did.>The second time out of 8 uma banners I had to hit pity, with only one spookI can't complain given the average of my other pulls doing well, but it's just funny it happened with Palma of all umas.
>>573100717Go back>>572914974
>>573100754the face she makes when I umwhen I uhth-the face she make...I'm...I'm sorry guys I can't think of anything funny...please don't hate me...
>>573100783Post what else you could get with your SP retard. Ignited guts is not as good as ignited power unless you gutsmaxxed your team
Just had a rare run where 4 of my SSRs finished their chains. It was a super low roll SS run where I failed multiple trainings.
>>573100192as I said before, I would make an extra dollar by blackmailing the trainers
>>573100642I want to see Kawakami Princess liquifying the noodles instead of draining them and breaking every plate with her gorilla strength while somehow remaining cute
>>573100642
>>573092185AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEFast learner would've gotten it.
>>573100846Go back to your dad's ballsack nerd lmao.
They should have given us the ability to use clocks on regular races that you don't win in Unity.
>>573101014No hags
>>573101078
>>573101072Happens eventually.
>>573101141No cryers either
will tamachud ever be good in a CM again
>>573100902IF THERE WAS ANYTHING ELSE SERIOUSLY WORTH CONSIDERING I WOULD'VE TAKEN IT OBVIOUSLYHAVE THE ROUGH CONDITIONS OF THE SEWER CAUSED YOUR BRAIN TO DETERIORATE TO THIS EXTENT???>>573100905>20Such as? There's no decent mid leg velocity left besides Ramp Up
>>573101025You got lucky, Curren Chang...
>>573101059>DEI hireShit uma
Is it worth remaking TT umas now or will Grand Live still power gap nUnity umas?
>>573101165later long cms as a late surger yeah when lose yourself releases via kris s stam
Which McQueen form is the best McQueen form?
>>573099614We're waiting for the all gyaru banner retard
>>573101072In the future, they will.
>>573100471Kunoichi Mommy.
I need digitan sexo
>>573101205>power 3>number of G1s = 3>grandparent Nishino with 4 G1slol
>>573101301The dead one
>>573101165>Tail Nine>Spurt>her unique What do you think, anon?
>>573101301Backup dancer hater McQueen
>>573101230You're*
>>573101163nyo...
>>573101175>Asks for help>Shit attitudeI was going to help you but I don't feel like it any more. Look the skills up on Game(((tora))) yourself.
>>573098878Mejiro "Lightning" Mcqueen forma de blanco
>>573101426
Game is so fast now with Unity+ I finished 2 gacha dailies in under an hour
>>573101242GL will yeah, if you're comfortably over retention you don't need to
>>573098878satono diamond
>>573101357
need an ogurin gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez-Zl0zU_Gc
>>573101642Class 5.5 is fine with current TTClass 6 you need to remake with GL
>>573101550I heavily doubt you were going to be of any help whatsoeverIf I have a bad attitude you have a grand prize winningly awful one
>>573101608
>>573101163that's a supiki
>>573101642I think I can stick it out unless retention hits like 860k next week.
It's all shit.
>>573101921
Come gamble with me, /uma/!748990177489901774899017
This thread is so shir rn is it cuz of the world cup
>>573102176That's still happening?
How do you activate event skip in career? I only have the option to shorten.
>>573102176It's because the JPniggers are here shitting up the thread.
>>573102350not yet implemented
>>573102176this general only ever goes slow for one of three reasonsVT drama that cripples the ENTIRE fucking siteseatards are sleepingseatards are busy watching the fucking cup
two infirmary visits and still with night owlI miss mant items a bit
>>573102113>>573101921>>573101608cute
Is Dazzling Smile still around? I haven't faced them in the few times I've played Unity.
>>573102543They are! They are not nearly as brutal nowadays though
I bought a Rice Shower star fragment.
>>573092185Curren is mega cute
Grand Live will be the scenario I finally get an /uma/gf.
Right.I forgot. Bubble's career can get annoying.
>>573102650hey
>>573102650Any confirmed /uma/ couples?
>>573101175>Such as?pic related>There's no decent mid leg velocity left besides Ramp UpYour escape artist which came for free with your frontrunner?
>>573102704JP boy uma sex while the schizo SEEEEEEETHES AND SCREAMS
>>573101025Can confirm 2 double circle greens does work for charge mechanic.
>>573102714Hey what's up?
>>573102838Noooooooooooooo
>>573102174And anon is the inner of the Anon Alpha Kinen.Thank you both for coming
>>573102824SEX WITH THIS BOKUMANKO WHEN
>>573102838
>>573102932THINK FASTBITCH
>>573102824
>>573102704That one of the Elite Four that got mobbed?
>>573102113>sent her homeDumb torena, he should have pampered her
>>573102704Is that a Singspiel mob uma?
>>573102880Is that new?
>>573102973/uma/ club....
>>573102838I feel like she wouldn't give a shit since she can have her way by force
>>573103048Nope. Should be Singspiel>>573103093Yeah.
post something cute
Bring your umas for some fun in the sun!108051271080512710805127
>>573103006
time to go to bed and be even more miserableumasumi I guess
>>573102824>>573103034
Team HAGS
>>573102784I thought Focus wasn't nearly as potent as Concentration?>your Escape Artist which came for freeNot on my machine...I did get Fast Paced thoughAre you just showing me Maru SSR hints? I didn't use her>Why notI wanted Turbo Sprint
Is there some trick to win the energy contest with Meek I want the skill for parent bullshit but it’s always X
>>573103142Ah yeah, Bubble lost hard in that race. I forgot.
>>573103006based... so fucking zased......
>>573102824You are an annoying troll.
Steadily growing
>>573103251>focusignore that one just like you ignored triple 7 because we're talking about midrace velocities>"I want to run fronts but I won't use THE front card"suit you'reself
>>573103006Couldn't be me
>>573103373she's getting fat, blonde white girl disease...
>>573103034>>573103228Why is Dia saying umapyoi with that look on her face
>>573103231>instant KOshould've been the S team instead of FUCKING B rank 10
>>573103469She just really wants to sing a duet of Umapyoi Densetsu with you. Is there something wrong with that?
>>573103403I am trusting the Turbo Sprint planPerhaps I'll try comparing a Uma with Top Runner & a Uma with Turbo Sprint to see who's better tommorow because I only have one borrow left today now
>>573103541the instant KO is referring to kwaboli
Cheval Grand means Big Horse
Can you jpfaggots fuck off no one knows or cares about your literal who's
>nooooooo solve everything for me I ask a question and I demand an answer, there totally is not a huge database of all the skills and describing what they do!
>>573103638No, it means Horse Big. Grugg the Caveman came up with it.
look at these sexy JP UMA that make a certain someone SCREAM in anger>>573103638Grand Dickus means Big Penis (mine) inside of Cheval Grand.
>>573103638what's so big about her?
I wonder who Teio likes...
>>573103179
To this day I have never won a CM and I don't know if I ever will, how do I even cope
>>573103469...well
>>573100796I NEED to have sex with Ardan's boobs
>>573103789suicide
>>573103789have you tried pulling on cards instead of umas for once
>>573103789I've only won a CM in B group, don't feel too bad.
>>573103685>You have to make a pull plan 4 years into the future but noooooo you can only talk about what's been announced by the official trannytwitter!!!I hope you have people around who love and care about you that can help.
>>573103701>still cryingMaybe try not being a troglodyte & you can get to be treated like a civilized person
>>573103789Why would you need to do anything special to cope with the fact that you're not the kind of retard who seriously competes at slot machines? ...I mean, unless you are, and you're just failing at it despite seriously trying. In that case... yeah I don't know
>>573103729
>>573103887I think you're the one who is a troglodyte because you can't access the plethora of information online about literally every skill in the game
>>573103970sex
>Umas training in the background>team intros>more CGsWhy did Unity get so much SOVL and MANT got none?
>>573103873Please be reasonable
>>573103373NTR body is ripe for the taking
I went from not even qualifying for group A to winning 4 of the last 5 CM's. It's really not that hard if you actually put a minimum amount of efford and also get a bit lucky.
>>573104047Cygames decided you have to choose between sovl and your events completing...
>>573103729Her presence in these threads as a "boy" who is actually female, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean to the savages who repeat it over and over to each other as some kind of tribal membership signal. In the game, every aspect of her has size zero, because she hasn't been added yet.
>>573103789are you actually trying? do you actually care?
>>573103731Flash doesn't know SHIT about getting her trainer to like her back
>>573103970
>>573104047mant got THE intro and the race announcersurely that makes up for the gameplay loop getting stale after 2 months and 30% of the racists being completely unusable
>>573104047MANT feels like a filler scenario
>>573103989>nobody should request a consult ever because they just can't HMPH...How childish...Why do you even post on here if you can't stand other people? Just to be obnoxious & lower everyone else to your level?
>>573103789It only matters if you actually try
Reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7A5PhjDiU
>>573104272bro is trying to ask the simplest shit that can be looked up in 10 seconds and gets laughed at and then cries he can't ask questions heremaybe /vm/ is more your speed
>>573103195>when losing win as pass protectOur winners, thank you both for coming.
>>573104047Mant literally does not have a Good Endingnot canonfiller scenariowill never be mentioned again in any capacity
>>573104169Yes yes very interesting HOWEVER
>>573104386the average /v/tard>>573104393sex with FLASH in COLD GERMANY!
>>573104386
I'm so FUARKING ready bros...
>>573104406I'm not the one crying here You wouldn't be this hissy unless you were actually upsetApologies that not everyone is as miserable as you are
>>573104502you can't post that
>>573104589>>573104406Can both of you faggots get a goddamn room
>>573104502You can't post that
>>573104502
Making boys blush.
>>573104502Thanks for posting that
>>573104589maybe stop being so retarded first if you don't want people to laugh at you
>>573104579
>>573104721>Making boys blush.THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>deleted so fast browser didn't even load the thumbnailno...
>>573104638I'm not gay but he is seeing as he feels the need to respond to every one of my posts despite claiming not to care whatsoeverMajor cocksucker behaviorOnly a insecure sodomite needs to lash out at people for no honest reason
Is this any good in unity cup, or am I better off borrowing a 4th wit card?
>>573104928wit
umapyoi means sex I get it now!
>>573104916No you both are acting like women shut the fuck up already. People will hurt your feelings on 4chan, get over it
>>573104916who the fuck are you, not everyone is your personal schizo you fucking paranoid retard
Helios looks like a better sister to Verxina and Vivlos than Cheval Dork
>>573105130She is very good
>overcapping speed means you win the race (duh)>Overcapping stam gives that gas-guzzler effect >overcapping power gives that accel affect>overcapping guts is shitWhat does overcapping wit do?
Just.
>>573105165Solve the mystery of the universe
>>573105054
>>573105076Isn't your break at the fudge packing factory over by now? Your boss will surely be mad if you keep stalling instead of getting back to work...
10% speed 10% power 10% 10% not-wit boosts what cards to use?
>>573105130>>573105165"What is the meaning of life?"Jimmy Neutron mind blast moment
>>573105128I am madly in love with that dork Vivlos.
>>573105165It decreases the chance of a late start
>>573105231You dont have to keep posting the same propaganda, I'll already be rolling (if I'm still playing by then)
>>573105342was there ever an xmas oguri version of this?
I want to pomf Machico (Teio form).
>>573105395How do umas recover from this
>>573105231She wouldn't do this.
>>573105309
>>573105231I want this.No, I don't care that you had it and you didn't like it. No, I don't care if it would be bad for me in the long run.Yes, I really am sure I want this. Yes, I have an idea of what I'm getting myself into.I want this.
just got back after one week of break. does hakuraku/hachimi still work after the update?
Is popping blues in wit still bad?I know in original unity it was considered a brick
my smaru is MLBnow I can stare at her butt and be happy
>>573105496No, I got banned instantly when I booted the game up with hachimi still on after the update
>>573103034>>573103228Umapyoi!?
>>573105183No one can read this shit faggot the least you could do if you're going to post here is install hachimi if you're going to continue to pretend you're better than everyone because you play JP
>>573105268you are actually schizophrenic
>>573105446>Trainer, do you find this girly gesture charming?
>>573105396no, unless you count this shitty one that I made
>>573105590bwo... your selector... you were supposed to chill at 3lb for two weeks...
I have a 0% winrate in publics I am sick and tired of pvp
>>573105578I see blue/purple on a stat I need/want? I press it, simple as. Unga Bunga
>>573105578popping blues to get purples is required, purples reduce fail chance to 0% and you cant get them without blues popping first, getting purples back to back saves on rest turns and lets you train even at 0 energy
Jo Cappuccino...
>>573105548breeding sex with all the symbolis
>>573105721Make better umas
>>573105689actually this is perfect, thanks I'm gonna steal it and make rancid posts with it
>>573105395This one
>>573105548brown sexosex with my precious punny wifegetting raped by
>>573105231Ah i know how this one ends
>>573105717but I used a selector to 3lb herI got lucky and pulled a final merge just now
>>573105668Chop-chop anon! Do you want to get fired!This will be my last reply to you in consideration of your welfare...
Lmfao I love smart falcon so muchShe's turf D
80 rolls of nothingshould i go on or give up?
>>573105985i have absolutely no fucking clue what are you even saying or who are you referring to, get help
>>573106047Do you play front runners?
>>573105985Yeah you're proving you lost both arguments nigga
>>573106020I hate running her so much, simply because the whole "win 2 races" bit ALWAYS catches me off goard
>>573106047Keep going and give up at 199 rolls
>>573105959anon there's a free selector in 1.5 weeks :(You also can't get LH/Tachyon on said selector so it's kind of meant for maru
>>573105231why are mares like this
>>573106047depends if you plan to become a full time frontchud
>SSD dies>Swap to a HDD I had aroundThese loading times are fucking insane>>573106047>pussyfooting a bannerwere you not going to sparkhow are those cheeeeeeeeeky 80 pulls treating you?
>>573105231>>573105054
Cawfee
>>573100256OH GOD THERE'S A GYARU BANNER?!
>>573106242Gween Tea!
>>573106020oh BABY
>>573106132well then I'll use that selector on my Satono stam card or something. It's one away from MLB anyway
>>573106047Why would you ever go halfsies on a card banner? I can understand tossing some pulls on an uma, but cards are only going to be useful when you get multiple copies, so at minimum you always want enough to 1 spark. Just going at it with no guarantee is insane.
>>573106284Cawfee!
>see I look like this post on xitter with gold city>look inside profile>trans flag
>>573106047Keep rolling go-... friend!
We have some GIGA retard pullers todaycan't wait to see them complain about pvp or whatever a CM or two from now
>>573106252My brudda, they have their OWN FUCKING SONGhttps://youtu.be/JQyNTKyMODw>GSK is a song in Umamusume: Pretty Derby. This song was released to celebrate Gyaru Week (Golden Week) in 2023. It is sung by Gold City, Tosen Jordan, Daitaku Helios, and Mejiro Palmer. A promotional video featuring the song members was also released when Gyaru Week ended.https://umamusu.wiki/GSK%E2%98%86
I am no longer asking Trainer-san, you WILL do a Unity run
>>573106429that's my acc
>HaAaAAaaAAaaAa
>>573106252>he doesn't knowpredicted to be jan 2027
>>573106047if you aren't going to spark then you shouldn't have done 80 rolls
>>573106506Stick to ugly umas
>>573106463
>>573106518kitapits
>>573106289Okay last post but falco always makes me laugh, the turf D is too strongI can see why she has some loud fans she's hilarious to use
>>573093192That's why her name is TOP Road
Can Cygames please release another speed end card? And it not be Journey? It feels impossible to train her.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>4th of July came and went.>The prophecy of Japan celebrating American independence was fulfilled>World Cup rekindled a global love for the American people and culture>Still not added to the gameTrump will surely punish this injustice.
>>573106176is trainer wearing a cropped dress shirt...?
>>573106636homo
>>573106670>loud fansShe just has that many fans, they're not particularly loud or anything like that
>>573104208That's untrue, it was love at first sight for Flashtore
For someone who claimed MANT is their favorite VF has already streamed more during new unity more than the entirety of MANT
>>573106483What do I get if I do one?
>>573106284showering with Cheval every day
>>573106506woah we have the king halo eng dub actor in the thread guys!!
>>573106920glad I gaped him yesterday what a grifter
HO-FUCKING-EHARIGATOOOOOU
>>573106931The joy of knowing you were able to bakushin to the finishline
>>573106750We need more blonde umas
Is there any difference between prudent and ignited wit?Like if I have both is prudent just better since it's cheaper?
I'm a furry any uma wife for me?
>>573107085all of them
>>573107059Allegedly you want all 3 but if the skill points are scarce take the cheapest one
Sakura semen demons
>>573106871Flash is so easy...
>>573107085They have horse ears and tails, the fuck do you mean? I'm a kemono enjoyer, I like 'em all because of this simple fact. Really not that hard. WHAT A STUPID QUESTION HOLY SHIT KILL YOUSE
I want to kill myself uma wife for me?
is guts a meme for the sprint? I can't seem to get a ton of wit with just 2 wit cards
>>573107274ayabe but sorry I'm already her you can have duramente or something
>>573107167succubus
>>573107274hey don't steal my bit I want to fucking kill myself even more
>>573107036Eh. Not worth it.
I feel like someone is trying to shitpost here.
>>573107280you should be borrowing bakushin and your other cards should be non-guts for unitypure guts is for MANT
I also want to kill myself. Another uma wife for me?
I want to live laugh and love, uma wife for me?
>>573107274dunno but tell me if you know since i want to f myself as wellmaybe golsh
>>573106656Post the clip where Palmer Stacymogs
>>573107403Still in Love>>573107408Buena Vista
>>573107375so-ulala-yeppers+kitasan+strong wit card?
>>573107408Very Taiki lmao
51343631Nakayama 1200 Sprinters Stakes
Look... this team...It's like it's some kind of cinderella... gray....
>>573107408the flattest and ugliest uma
>>573107457Thanks
I like Curren Bouquet. Uma wife for me?
>>573107624Daring Tact
>>573107624curen chan
>>573107497>Lemon>UmamaNyo
My least favorite umas are TM Opera, Tachyon, and Sirius. Which Uma wife for me?
>>573107372I will return
>>573107167I first said Symbolis were the best looking family, but I changed my mind
>>573107541Soccer Boy...
>>573107702Did you expect any less
>>573107481>AI
>>573107731Jungle Pocket
>>573107731Mejiro Ryan
Doto saggers
>>573107497Not joining the lobby of 2 the same people every single time
>>573107497>get rushed >Akebono STILL does not proc uniqueThanks 92700663
>>573106107yes>>573106148i donr know but it feels like i already have many front cards>>573106619i was in rage i didn’t get golsh after 70 rolls so i decided i want to revenge roll on maru but didnt got her as well
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpKh-XlQIOQ
>>573107895
>>573107895time to die
>>573107902How much stam does bono need to use her unique at the right time on this track?
>>573107906whomst
>>573107906Buy an ad
>>573107902do you understand how her unique works because I don't think you do
Tiny smile.
>team hymenI HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS TEAM BEFORE LMAOWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?
>>573107906It's not, it actually went flaccid right now. But I'll be sure to tell you when it's up again.
>>573107906purchase an advertisement, anonymous homosexual
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>573108046I just saw that team myself for the first time today, and they kicked my butt, several times in a row. I was able to win just before my retry chances ran out though
>>573108046Greek God of marriage. Race against them, see who their teammates are.
>>573108029another cuck scenario where the umas have to watch their trainers flirting with Hello and Tazuna, while they work the whole day
>>573107205>>573104208my paizuri slave
>>573108046yeppers
>>573108046>all mares
>>573107906>load up with SSRs that have golds/hints you want>spam all the g1s you can for free wins and affinityholy shit parent farming is DEAD
>>573108085don't tell, show
>>573108176I thought it was the dude from Ephesus in the bible lol
>>573108178You really need to stop being so cuckbrained, it is very unhealthy.
>>573108046they are weak against dicks
>>573108141What i do in the comfort of kentucky is none of your business.
>>573107904>i didn’t get golsh after 70 rolls so i decided i want to revenge roll on maru but didnt got her as well>70 rolls, 80 rolls... nothingThere's a lesson you can learn here anon
>>573108141That's because your trainee has been skipping wit day
>>573108323I am, as well.
>>573108141Yes, I am fucking Helios.
>>573107731Take your pick from>Ayabe>Cafe>Rudolf
>>573108313Yeah it's also a Bible character but I think a Japanese game's writers are more likely referring to the Greek origin of the name
Monetizing. Running ads.
>>573107906Lazy paypigs who dont play the game will luckshit great parents.Fuck this shit
>>573108316I'm not the one being cucked thou
>>573108176The name of the greek god was just Hymen though
>>573107902Akebono....51142938>>573108002God if I know >>573108026>he's STILL replying ...
>>573107906WHY WOULD I NEED AN IN DEPTH GUIDE FOR AUTO CAREER THAT PLAYS ON THE BACKGROUND
>>573108431witGAWD
>>573108501retard
>>573108483I should make a new Oguri that actually hits in high spirits and speed star, this was tragic
any solo frontfags? how often do you guys lose the 1st place before late-race?
https://poal.me/yq9k4fhttps://poal.me/yq9k4fhttps://poal.me/yq9k4f
>>573108141No I'm not, I'm still a virgin. No ningen woman OR umamusume will corrupt me, and I shall stay pure
>>573108501this is just to finally clear up all the disinfo about the feature that's been going around
>>573108468Hymenaeus is another of the 3 different names he has (Hymenaios and Hymen)But seriously look at these teammates and you get what it's supposed to be.
>>573108421It would be funny if they were trying to reference his expulsion from the church to satan but yeah you're definitely correct. I just didn't really think about it when I saw it in game
>>573108591never, unless late start or unlucky pacing
>>573108501bro what if you don't know how to get to the menu? here's a 12 minute video explaining how
>https://x.com/AlexSC707/status/2073750665172582462Does anyone have the source of the Boobscare featuring Taiki and Gentil in the middle of this spic video?
>>573108591Never, when it gets close Top Runner pops and lets her take the lead back (and then she loses in late race)
>>573108642>yeppers and cafe that's a lewd pairing
>>573108642Real life mating pairingsThey should have had a third as parody of the kids name as an Easter egg
>>573108483IF LOSING???? JUST WIN!!!!!Fat fuck.....46730139
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>>573108912she didn't proc her unique tho
>>573108642>Tachyon and DoberSpebros...
>>573107753Return with pits out.
>>573108949Few know Oguri has a hidden second unique that lowers every other Umas stats by 300 because FUCK you shes Oguri Cap OGUUUUUURI FROM KASAMAAAAATSSSSUUUUUUU OGURI CAP!!!!!!!
>>573108951>best fuckboy and best mare pussyI mean...
>>573108642>horses that fucked in real life.>>573108818They're roommates.
>>573108285>the cum tool
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i made oyakodon for dinner
>>573109064mentally ill
>>573108642>Sweepy
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv-JA2c6Zxo
>>573109202>toWHO*
P. Deribus Umum
>>573108912You get the drill by this point20800862>>573109215Takes one to know one
What's a no brain setup for support cards? One of each just work?
>>573108285That's just free affinity
>>573109398For unity cup next cm it's 3 speed cards 3 wit cards and power sparkst. retard
>>573109398Using the game's own auto build option should be pretty brainless
>>573109202None of you are ever getting married.
>>573109398>one of eachthat is something you do in the FAR off future, right now you do a 2 2 2 set up and funny things like that depending on waht youre doing
>>573108595My answer might change in 4 years when we actually get her
>>573109518Good. Women are icky and take your money.
>>5731093982 spd 4 witCM ready uma in 15 minutes
Didn't even last me a week and the game got boring again. It's so over for me. I really need a side game.
>>573109686>>573109686>>573109686
>>573109618Play Gakumas
>>573109609You are never getting gay married either.
>>573109398CM? 1 speed 3 wit 2 flexTT? 1 speed 5 wit or 1 speed 4 wit + Fuku
>>573109351Bono if you don't get a W by the end of the day I am going to Old Yeller you39404424
>>5731093982 speed 4 wit on taiki ez UG
>>573109398Speed and wit, with a flex slot
>projected 258miluhhhh is this even humanely possible?
>>573109078cafe and tachy are roomates tho
>>573110820They're not though. Yeppers and Digital are their roommates.
