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This thread will be butter?
hi
Is Dream Journey the sex uma? scientists say yes
>>573109686Where did the cute Mejiros go?
>>573109742Of course
>>573109751Ia Lemon your bf?
ExcelUma (22!!!/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
Took a look at Light Hello and now it (my penis) is up.
>>573109797in the op?
Thanks bro this video is real helpful>>573109686>Event MLB SSR cards is a must for f2ps instead of using SR>Skills hints > Type of card https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpKh-XlQIOQ
>>573109609wanna get married?
>>573109797They unironically all died in a volcanic explosion.
>>573109686UOOHHHH PALMER SEX...and ryan
>>573109864yes...
mr cock and ball
>>573109880>22!!!/congratulations exceluma bros! you're almost full! I think you'll get to A rank once you are
CM16 drinking game where I drink every time Akebono doesn't proc her unique94123153
Click here to grab a 3* spark
>>573109990DON'T SKINWALK ME, FUCKER
Tachyon LOVE
>>573110101you have like 300 avatars stop being greedy
>>573109918this is rape
>>573109990Grim, I knew it
AAIIIIEEEEE RYAN THREAD
>>573109880congrats! Just watch out for (((that))) club...
no one actually wants to be a cute, vulnerable boy getting groomed by an older male on an anonymous imageboard.
>>573109751sex with cute girlfriend next doorsuper mega sex and marriage with childhood friend next door
I luckshitted my wife's card and haven't played a single one of her careers since, talk about a faustian bargain
>skibidi rizz is a enuch horsewe're going to be seeing him for so much longer....
>>573110101>has to reply so nobody gets the idea that *that* anon is her bf
>>573109769I wasn't that into her design before the concert but now I get it
>>573110101i'll do whatever I want bitch
>>573109769Hippy Journey
>>573110236I still havent played a reddit tachyon careerprobably never will since her card is coming up soon lmao
>>573110063Almost thought Furowa would lose there....>tfw when I genuinely was pleased she didn't 29621834
>>573110260Because it must be someone else
>>573110280do you like her or her va
>>573110206so fucking wrong
>>573110317>Pace chasers that aren't xoguri>Late surgers that aren't used to make xoguri win>Recovery unique when there's 3 long races a year and one of them is a 2500m fake long
>>573110303Ayabe stop being a bitch before you get corrected and it results in an unplanned pregnancy I have to financially support for 18 years
>>573109686UOOHHHH RYAN SEX...and palmer
>>573109686Club Haythere is looking for comfy new anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio before applying.
Will wit cards ever get good enough that I don't have to run 3-4 of them consistently hit 1200 wit?
>>573110252He can't just rizz us and then skibidi away
>>573110502>unplannedyeah funny joke there
>>573110317I still remember using like 100 TP refills trying to make a good Tachyon for a CM I no longer remember, it was before the first big balance patch so I rawdogged her original career over and over and over and over and over fucking steins;gate reddit time traveling loophole situation Tachyon will never be more than a debuffing bot fuck her fuck her in the ass
>>573110552by December we should only need 2 to reliably hit 1200 wit. I -might- have Finemo at 3lb by then, and Shiraoki-sama willing, I MLB Ramonu in 400.
>>573110608don't poke holes in my condoms or that baby is gonna end up like your sister
>>573110536HOLY SEX WHAT A BANNER I WILL NOW JOIN YOUR CLU--oh wait I'm not a traitorous bastard so I can't... sorry guys!
>>573110552yes, but the wit cap will be 1800 and you can't afford to run more wit cards anyway
>>573110467Can that be me
Ningen SEX
>>573110365Bono...75758092
>>573110645whatever and you fags will slurp her once her speed card and her mutation event comes up go kill yourself
How can Oguri even compete?
>>573110803everyone can have their turn~
>>573110828>Does he know?
>>573110803on the right, right?
>>573110169It's not rape if torena-san's pupils turn into hearts
>>573110872she canti wanna touch those huge sticks honkers of herslop or not
its fukken raining hard rite nowpost comfy umas
>>573110382Both now
>>573110828If that's a Ningen then I'm the queen of england
>>573110863I use Tachyon wit every single day and will use Tachyon speed but Tachyon the uma is never ever getting my love again
>>573110863>redditor>triggered snowflakeit all adds up
>>573110997Doto would never say this
>>573110467nuh uh, you only think you want that because you're so desperate for attention you don't care if you only get it from horny ojisans and also you like cock
>>573110913
>>573110761SEX WITH FOXES
reddit ACKyhon
Dia love!
>projected 258miluhhhh is this even humanly possible?
This isn't real life, Journey, stop it.
>>573111047I need Grass to look at my penis like that
So does Umama have a SO or not
>/uma/ is being tsun for Tachyon again
>>573111229have you tried killing yourself
>>573111105god I wanna fuck my adopted daughter izuna and wife wakamo so bad you have no idea
>>573110530They are both beautiful angels
>>573110369is there one of these for ramonu
>>573111047>Grass Wonder>soft-spoken and classy and disciplined beautiful princess it all adds up
>>573111159>12 mil per day>~15 runsyeah, if it's literally all you do from waking up to sleeping
>>573111058>you're so desperate for attention>but you also you like cockso which is it
>he thinks I don't enjoy the attention
>>573111159>didn't block the ID
>>573111047chestnut woman jumpscare
>>573111353>>573111385You still owe me sex.
>>5731111591 life to save 29
>>573111385trust me, we know you like the attention bwo
>>573111281Answer the question
>>573111283I'm that way too so I get you. Wakamo is ungodly hot.
>>573111385I want to rape this IRISH WHORE while her bodyguards can't do anything but look on
>>573111319what if they're also erping on this thread 24/7... this doesn't add up...
Why did ERP hours start so early today?
>>573110820Tachyon is roommates with Digital.
>>573111159Sweeper of the month
>>573111159what are you gonna do if it's not humanly possible
>>573110853Finemo sweep!I have to do a quick errand so I will be away for a bit but I shall returnIn the meantime: https://poal.me/2q6ume
First TT opponent whose name accurately describes him
>hur dur erp>zero erp happening>so early hur dur>its peak seatard hourevery single thing you just wrote is stupid as fuck and simply wrong
>>573111353those two things aren't mutually exclusive. homosexuality and being an attentionwhore often go hand in hand
>>573111504people were a little excited today
>>573110993Your majesty, I thought you were dead?
>>573111548get away from me succubus I shant be tempted by you
>>573111195>>573111312>>573111409
They should remove stamina from this game
>>573111047GWNBJ
>>573111684text, graphics, and sound also
>>573111601i might give you a smooch later for this nonny
>They should remove health from this game
Digitan sex!
They should replace stamina with a sex stat.
>>573111601>>573111658retard
>>573111764and then add dwarfs and be able to train many of them at once
>>573111159This is just Umama why censor it
>>573111825retard
>>573111825That's not me
Mun!
>>573111684might be the first and only good game-related idea Momoi came up with
>>573111839fuck you that got a chuckle out of me
Starting early today are we V?
EVERYONE CHECK THE DATE
>>5731120217/5?
>>573112000V is dead anon
>>573111948can't stop thinking of the nonny who said he was gonna fap while posting that
>>573111895*pins you to the wall by your throat*
>>573111767Why are you cheating
>>573112059>>5731120617/5cord...
Pictured: Cute and innocent Tamamo Cross
fuck, if only spirit power and ignite power was on there
>>573112059>>573112061I don't get it
>>5731120215/7?
>>573112067Why hasn't he been kicked then? Wtf is Uma&Co doing.
>>573112021>07/05/26is it your birthday or something? happy birthday cutie
>>573112059>>573112061>>573112138>>573112150...its 6/7 for me
>>573112067doesn't look very flat to me
>>573112176>>573112204Bwos it's July, not June
>make late>somehow more consistent than the paces that I trained
I don't understand the MANTniggas doomposting about how the game will be impossible to play as F2P from here on out. MANT was a bit easier to play without whaling cards but that was also because they released nearly nothing but garbage its entire duration, and even then having your own MLB TopRo put you at an insane advantage for nearly every CM too. Not even going to go into how taking a competitive gacha game super seriously is fucking retarded to begin with, legit feels like some of these guys just need to be playing a different game entirely.
>>573112204you went back in time again teiobro
>>573112176>>573112204but says 07/06/2026 in my calendar
>>573112257stop
Mcqueen nonnies?
>>573112021i don't see the funny
>>573112257>>573112258confusionmind
>>573112258>>573112257Confusioncord....
Let's MUSCLE!
>all the sea's, sa's and mutts confused over euro dates>>573112257>>573112258confusion mind
>>573112258on your left is good now
>>573112021Six............SEVEN!!!!!
>>573112204hey me too!
>>573112086it's not cheating when I have their consent
>>573112357>>573111948>>573111448my paizuri slave
>>573112301aids
>>573112257>>573112258
>>573112204June 7th was last month
>>573112301shes so cool
>>573112080...
>launch gmae>cygemuzu!>white screenuh oh
>>573112357SEA uses euro format
>>573112357bro we are mostly latinochads here
>>573112021It says 2026-05-07
>>573112438>theirWho is it..
>disgusting non-Americans in this thread
>>573112512>>573112541did I fucking stutter, third worlder?
>>573112541yeah me gusto los tacos
>>573112583woah, someone does actually use the most incorrect date format
nonnies...I'm not asking anymoregive me *it* right fucking now.
>>573112021>05-Jul-26
I sometimes wonder if the shy cuties in my club that almost never talk are dirty prolific shitposter here because of anonimity
>>573112656ok>gives you prepared to pass hint lvl 3
>europestan
NO ONE CARES ABOUT EURO DATESWHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER????
>>573112554>>573112632
>>573112257>>573112258>same image>subsequent post numbersthe uma hivemind is real
>>573112021Checks out
>>573112656Is the Uma&cord fun? Might join
>>573112652I fucked up my joke2026-07-05
>>573112701a bit under 3300 arbitrarily-sized feet
>>573112679I post my ei ei mun sticker, donate medium shoes because everyone asks for them, and ask for long shoes. What more do you want
>>573112691thanks
eurotard threadeurotard gamedeal with it chuds
i'm nyoooticing
>this is a Europoor crying when da USA wins da World Cup
>>573112656Ok>quickdraws gun while you're loading
Sorry guys. I told my trainee about the fake rings we wear.
>>573112901it's fucking monday
>>573112607surely it's obvious nonny~
>>573112919SEXSEXSEXSEX
I don't care what you are as long as you have a huge cock
>>573112913YOU DOOMED US ALL
>>573112972suzu would not say that
>>573112854Shut up you stupid mickIreland is rightful British clay
>>573112972suzie wouldn't say this
>this is a american when his funny madden team loses yet another college football match
>>573113038Britain is rightful French clay
>>573112913after that nature and her trainer went missing for 3 whole days
>>573112972Suzuka wouldn't mind just 17cm
>>573112972Women are best seen and not heard
Is this any good this CM or meme-tier?
>a european is street shitting again
>there's a kita ERPer>now there's a suzuka one toofuck this gayass general
Yukino Bijin... ???
>>573113202they are the same person
>a mutt is projecting again
>>573113129no it trash just delete that run you will never make it
>>573113129it's terrible, complete waste of SP. don't buy the gold version either
>>573113214You doing Tachyon's career?
>>573112485I repaired data and it's still fucked Cygames why
>>573113036>>573113041I'm literally saying it though? dummies>>573113117depends on the girth
>>573113129It's shit but you have 4 hint levels. Get it if there's literally nothing else.
>>573113302No. I'm using her card though
are runaways not good for a sprint CM? what are they even good for then? when are they ever supposed to runaway?
>>573113323Please stop using my wife to ERP.
has anyone ever hooked up with a trap cosplayer before
I am in love with a boy uma.
>>573113425>he fell for the Runaway gaslight
>>573113425they have some uses to deny actual fronts from winning in later cms, and can win sometimes on miles and maybe mediums
>>573113429I don't remember marrying you, creep.
>>573113482That is a pretty girl, not a boy.
>>573113464what are you, gay?
>my trainer is a prancing lala homo man
>>573113504I just heard they werent worth using, I dont even own anyone who can runaway
>>573112021o...k?
>>573113464m-maybe
>Yanko refuses to sit in Wit>Doto refuses to sit in Stam>When they finally do there's no one else there so any ramen made has worse bonusesThis was such a horrendous run and it's funny that I can't even blame the old Goldship SSR I borrowed.
Light HAGlo
>>573113568dober this is the gay nigga general you know what the answer is
>>573113573>my trainer is praying to allah again
>>573113602Do you have every uma
>>573113546but why miles and not sprints? is there not enough time to make a big lead?
>he has a pencil stick
>>573113676No, but is there something specific you want? I'll tell you if I have them or not.
I hate Kawakami
>>573113708Not enough time to form a big lead yeah
>he is an off topic posting jp tard
>>573113757Nah, just curious
>>573113554YWNBAW
>>573113710>my trainer is a slav
Uhhh guys? What do I do if I'm already married?
>my trainer is loose
>>573113561Are you sure? I got called a faggot last time I posted her.
>>573113710nuh uh
FUCKYOU
>>573113814false, Tracen don't accept married trainers
>>573113858pffft
>>573113851show me.
>nonnies getting uppity again
>>573113836That was a bot doing that.
>>573113779>he's looking at human on human porn again>>573113820>my trainer has loose bowels
>>573113814>>573113857That blond autist would do that, I think, I bet, I guess.
>>573113858my club just understands that we will pass our banners back and forth forever like the always sunny fish market
>>573113858this but takashakalakasumomemeiya kinen sprint G1I only have 1 left
>>573113592Rate the experience? Met an uma cosplayer (male)
>>573113779better than the erp
>>573113932I don't put out that easily sorry.
>>573113602Statline so garbage that it's not even a real improvement over my last one made in BC. I guess I'll have to go again.
>>573113957
what does nonni or bwo mean I dont get your gay terms yet
fuck all of you, i'm going to bed
>>573114025but I need it...
>>573114034*BD
>>573114078>trusting a woman
>>573114103I hope you don't wake up!
>>573113214she's daiwa's country aunt..
point out the erp youre speaking of nonnyi cant see it but i want to see it so i can engage in it>>573114103umasumi!
>"how the fuck do you play this scenario?"The scenario:
>>573114078
>>573113779well well well, if it isn't the anon shorter than teio
I hate /uma/.Give me an uma wife.
>>573114336me?
>>573114336Shakur
>>573114336Me
>>573114273You should skip it so that you don't waste the bursts beyond the +100 cap
>>573114273>that close to the legendary 100+100 trainingjesus fucking christ lmao
>>573114336Tazuna
>>573112905Hate Euroshitters Hate Eurotrainers Hate EuroumasGlad 47 called Fifa and got the red card reversed fuck the refsObey Your Master when?
>>573114124you'll be fine. plenty of fish in the sea or whatever
>>573114336
wat will happen if i unlock the chestnut DIABLO?
>>573114519naizuris without end
>>573114519confined to bignig prison
I'm glad I don't know a
>>573114451I HATE YOU WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS
>>573113814How is a trainer supposed to not get the wrong idea when a trainee comes on to them this strongly
I hate stillposters fuck stillposters
>>573114727>fuck stillpostersplease.
>>573114727>fuck stillpostersi think that might fix them actually
>>573114648recognize its a child and that children are fundamentally unserious creatures that don't know what they're saying
>>573114727I love stillposters I want to marry Still in Love
>>573114727love yourself
when did SIL become the new AGP uma
>>573114901have you missed a few threads? shes been in rotation for a while
>>573114727It really is a shame how cute umas attract this crowd
>>573114901holy shit shut the fuck up tranny
>>573114819who dis?
>>573114762it won't fix them it will just make them dependent on sex with (You) to quiet the voices in their head and give them any sense of self-esteem. and it's not healthy to only feel like you have value when you're being useful for someone else.
I upgraded my motorcycle by getting a
Rare uma sighting
>>573114994hi
>>573115015unc...
>>573115028tha's a kancolle
>>573114978Sounds of Earth!
>>573114958My rapist and my paizuri slave
Favorite thread schizo?
thank god my favorite uma is hated enough here that ERPfags can't ruin her
Me
Im out, still dont understand why uma is the gayest general Ive been on.
>>573115098She looks like a theater kid that gets way too close to you
>>573115087Chigaimasu.
>>573115098Oh the feathers threw me.
>>573115130Me again Me
>>573115156you're cute
>>573115145based Gold City chad
>>573115145shakurbwo...>>573115130definitely the guy with foil all over his kitchen
>>573115145AyabeGOD...
>>573114727all my homies HATE stillposters
>>573115074Let me enjoy my
it's going to get gayer once auto comes out and dachode drowns in auto fans
my trainee never calls me when she's sober...
>>573115145StegoBRAHMIN...
>>573115160Well she plays the violin, close enough
>>573115130me and umama
ahahaha fuck I want it need need need anooooooooon don't leave without me take me with you goddd
>>573115307
>>573115462i havent played jp but i think she wouldnt say that
>>573115145I am surprised nobody tried it with my favorite but I guess her quirk is too much
>>573115492Take a
>>573111572I have returned50372480
>>573113921didn't this uma cried like a bitch after losing the haruten?
the amount of people excited to reduce their experience with uma to logging in once an hour to be met with total garbage sparks and -20 carats
This thread is ass
satono diamond more like satanic demon
whoopsies I fell over...
if you guys don't shut the fuck up i'm going to take my meds and make you all disappear
Friend got an arson charge and did jail time because he liked to
I don't like Buena Vista. I think there are better wives like Ardan, Crown, and Bouqet.
>>573115707do it no balls down the whole bottleits a really good high if you take like 50 benadryl tablets
>>573115307I wouldnt mind raising an npc uma...
>>573115707*smooches*
>>573115748Die
>>573115610I already made aces and just want to waste TP
I'm LOOPIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
>>573115693Well well... carrots are looking mighty tasty these days
Bancho is..... cute....
>>573115693mind your footing young lady, you gotta be careful with those legs or who knows what could happen
>>5731158536 7
For training, summer truly is the
>>573115748i'm gay btw
>>573115554Is that a Sprint Fuku???????78804682
>>573115462Hmmm nyo
>>573114445You may cheat a red card but you can't cheat talent, gonna be fun to watch the yankees choke like always eventually
stop making jokes with mobuma names
I wanna fuck
>>573115610Leagues better than manually doing five runs every single day only to get *1 wit, 3* (running style), and a bunch of dogshit sparksI'd automate that shit any day
>>573114819>>573115098go baaaaaaaaaaaack
>>573115847you can spend TP efficiently by playing the game
>>573115980my secret weapon: shiraoki-sama
>>573115865you should come take a bite...>>573115915let me hold your arm then to keep me safe~>>573116036hi
>>573115910I have not seen convincing evidence of this alleged phenomenon
>>573116028It appears you aren't having the
>5 days of good threads>now back to JPfags ERPing here instead of their dead thread so tiresome
>>573116057you already can, youre just that fucking lazy
>>573116115are you single?
>5 days of good threads>now back to anti-JP schizo pretending there is ERP and that it's the fault of so called "JPFags">all because he is eternally upset over divegrassso tiresome
>>573115789When I downloaded the game I thought you trained an entire team of uma and started with just the mob ones, I kind of wish there was that... some of them are cute
There is nothing attractive about Silence Suzuku.
>>573116115sorry I'm not into cheaters
>>573116210no one in this thread is loyal, why bother asking them...
>>573116126perish
big concert will save /uma/
>>573115610what's even the point of being upset about people using the autoplay feature it literally doesn't affect you in the slightest
>>573116130Staygoldtranny has tried very hard to shit up the threads he won't rest until there's no one posting here anymore
>>573116310What you have sent me truly is a
>>573115980Time to shill the poll again: https://poal.me/2q6ume21678267
>>573116318If I sung off-key, would the fans cry?
>>573116210that implies anyone can claim me as theirs in the first place~
>>573116318do you think that when Cheval drops her global name will be Cheval Big
>>573116409Have you seen Oguri's VA sing live
I post here instead of the JP thread when I want to funpost
sex with high schoolers
hey
>>573116460Fun for who?
>>573116441bro can you not
>>573116318It killed JP until it was saved by LArcI'll probably go full auto on GL and GM
>>573116441She's a big concert.
>>573116472sex>>573116501For me, schiz oTRANNY THIRDIE
>>573116472and middle schoolers
>>573115910Narita sexo brian
>>573116512Look man, I love her VA, especially as Estelle, but she can't sing for shit.
>>573115610Doesn't mean you can't play the game like you want to, you know.
>>573116518>Unity comes out>MANT killed JP and every other region beware guys>Does just that on release>GL is a FUCK TON shorter and better as a result>BTW GUYS GL WILL KILL GLOBAL JUST LIKE IT DID JPlllllllllet me guess youll say the same whenever we reach larc like the lying TRANNY you are
>>573116207I'm not a filthy botter unlike 98% of this thread
brightest heartutopiaonly starlight
>>573116542Are you having fun? Really?
>>573116413i don't think my current partner would mind~
>>573116552Loves Only You...is an e-thot?!
>>573116635>>573116337It's not a game if you're just maintaining an account daily, then it's just a chore.
Guys, there's no need to be the thread
>>573116739Embarrassing
>>573116737Literally everything is a chore.
>>573116390Is it the Firm Resolve? Pulse? What is Bono missing....34511434
me on my way to run over every faggot posting here broom broom die homos die die
>>573116737life is a chore
>>573116739there are zero females in this photo
>>573116739me on the right
oh wow look the anti jp schizo started spamming off topic 3DPD garbage again
>>573116697Isnt she another one of those umas where her fans are pushing her and her trainer together?Like nature, creek, and akebono?
>There's more than 100umas with unique personalitiesThere has to be at least one heterosexual uma, right? RIGHT? Please, I am begging you
>>573116483Someone saved thisMy oshi is no longer (completely) irrelevant...I'm so proud...
>>573116739why are Californians so brown
>>573116739why are americans so fat and brown
>>573115610The independent training has been a godsend for me because I can get my >10m a day in fans because I can set it up while I'm at work, while being allowed to turn off my PC at night, instead of keeping it on all night just to do one last auto run. I still play normally when I feel like it but if I just don't particularly feel like training a specific day I can just boot it up on my phone, turn off my app, then go laze about and do something else or play a game on my PC while not being stuck on my JP steam account. I wouldn't even fully recommend it for parent farming but it might be different for you guys compared to where it is in JP right now.
>>573116737do you think doing shitty parent runs manually is somehow not a chore
>>573116873nah they want her to be a slut
>>573116739>nigga tamamokinda based
>>573116678you should drop the facade and take me out back instead
>>573116921
I hope /uma/ can become an
>>573116921sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573116739What a lad
>>573117054More like a faggot
>>573116979>They want her trainer to fuck her on stream so they can watchUma fans are wild in universe...
>>573116942global warming pushed the mexico filter north
why is there a suzuka avatartranny doing ERP now?this thread is so shit
is ignited WIT viable as a 3rd skill for groundwork on pace chaser?
>>573117172No
>>573117019just tell me where nonny, i'm all yours
>>573117039
>>573116802Bono 2nd!!!!! *aims gun at head* *BANG*13020720
>>573116910I liked bubblegum's fellow after seeing taromarun draw her a year ago or so. Wish she was more popular so we have more fanart of bubblegum.
>>573116697paizuring her titts and cumming on her face while 10k fans watch
>>573117019>take me out backcan I get a bloomin' onion?
My heart feels at peace only when I imagine cuddling with my uma wife. Jewgames made her a lesbian just to kill me spiritually and literally.
>>573116120>>573116560
>>573117163they want her to get fucked by multiple men
>>573117278
next bread will be butter
>>573117340holy cute
>so you say this is a game about horse racing, but it looks like this is just a forum full of men making passes at each other?>and you spend how much time there each day?>I see...
>>573117193drop your burner
>>573117368It never is
Sometimes my phone starts running the game at 60 fps and it looks so fucking good why can't they just enable it
kingu love
>>573117438there is... another way
>>573117202Aidsssss25343567
can't believe my ex is on the prowl for horny nonnies already...I guess everyone handles breakups differently...
if you want actual audible torture, go listen to the Oguri and Tamamo cover of Koeru, the first opening of CG
>>573117493You're talking about android hachimi, right? I might finally look into that.
>>573117340holy fucking DISGUSTING PUKEOLA get this uggo out of my screen
If you take a lot of naps, you'd be a
>>573117662Mayano would NEVER
>>573117429add me first <3 : 803837256004
What tier list do I use now?
>>573117579they are for the streets, stay strong king
>cheeky five-ercool
https://files.catbox.moe/xw79vs.jpg
>>573117723>missed their chance
>>573117526No words 61380998
there's no way GL is better for aces than buffed unity you can hit Ug4+ so easily and buy up every skill
>>573117903retard
>>573117792Tama wouldn't do that
Well well well, it seems the boyfucker has become the boyfucked.
I want to be conquered by powerful umas that drain my semen
>>573117956she would if you paid her to
>>573117792does super creek have inverted nipples, i want to suck
>>573118012horses don't have nipples
>>573116552Middle schoolers look like THIS?
>>573116739Americans confirmed non white
>>573118064What's a horse?
>>573117340Brian wouldn't do that>>573117791Brian would do that
>>573118064mares do
>>573118103like Cheval Grand but smaller
>>573117769Please respond
>>573117197
So I have 45k carots right now and need 30k on lock for Pearl in the next month or so. Is there a big, key support card coming before then that I'd want to get a copy of?All my junk is from the first few months, so I'm behind as hell.Honestly torn if I'll even stick around. I want to see how all the automation being added feels, because I felt like I was doing nothing but playing the game for a while. Last thing I want is to feel like that is happening again. Love this IP, but the game was making me miserable.
>>573118212your intuition. cute cafe.
I appreciate that the facilities at Tracen Academy are
>>57311789792902170
Why do I even bother playing? I don't mind doing 5borrows a day for several years, but my reward for it will be just more and more ballroom/yuri events and never any hetero stuff
>>573118259
>>573118212https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/
>>573118231dump all your savings on SSR Maru NOW before the banner ends or you'll miss your one chance to catch up!!! you can easily make 30k back in time for Pearl if you save your trainee tickets
>>573118231if youre ok with skipping tachyon then I guess not
>>573118231https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30101-agnes-tachyonThe must have in 2 weeks, use your LGBT crystals if you need to
>>573117798
Is medium C aptitude good enough for taiki to do g1 medium races in unity?
even when im intentionally failing mant, it takes too long
>>573118274*sobs*23173680
HOLY SHIT FUCK OFFTHIS IS GONNA MAKE ME LEAVE
>>573118231Light Hello/Tachyon Support Banner. Get MLB Tachyon and 2 LB Light Hello. Then roll on Seeking the Pearl. Ignore literally everything else.
>>573118313girl gudtwo girl gudwhats the prob bud
>>573118313are you retarded? the clam she wants you to dig is hers
>>573118231don't listen to those other anons. tachyon is only usable at MLB and requires a 600 pull investment whereas maruzensky only needs 1LB to be useful forever. if you want to save for your oshi the current banner is a much better budget option but you're running out of time
>>573118609two girl mean (you) excluded
>>573118710>requires a 600 pull investmentjust get lucky
>>57311858227925335
>>573116225>5More like 2 bro
>>573118212I want to lay like this while an anon sneaks up behind me and gropes my butt and starts humping me with his shorts still on
please don't use my caffeinated wife to shitpost
>>573118895why
>>573118960kitasan RAPE
Copano Rickey is 165cm?!Sinister.
>>573118418>FrontSorry, I'm all about pace and late.>>573118425>>573118598>>573118438Well I never did get mlb kitasan. Not sure how to get those crystals though, besides the one rainbow and gold just sitting in my box.>>573118710I legitimately do not use front runners much, if ever though.
>>573116225just go to your thread is not that difficult
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>573118313im not even here that often yet i've seen you make a variation of this retarded post a dozen times. Get a life neigha. Also, stop being a faggot.
never post your uma here the gay niggas will skinwalk her
>>573119014tachyon is a pace card
>>573119014Exchange shards in the shop. Get shards from events.
>>57311886419989709Last one
Kumiyabe has given me an NTR fetish
>>573119047im out of tp and edging until it fills
I wish someone could erp using my oshiIt's Falco btwI'd love to see her alive in this thread flirting with torenasAgain, my oshi is Smart Falcon
>replying to obvious bait
>>573118212that tier list was never that accurate in the first place
>>573119047I'm waiting for my tp to fill up.
>>573119047I'm LOOPING
>>573118441>>573119091cccccccccute
Yeah I give up trying to train her. I'll do one more run for Chanmi but I'm definitely not going to try harder than bare minimum. The lack of Speed cards for End is obnoxiously apparently. Running a 3 year old goldship card for the skills is terrible, but not having it for TT makes it worse. The only good late speed card is Dream Journey which just simply sucks.
>>573118742How is that a problem? Don't you wish you could disappear every once in a while? You rack disciprine and imagination anon
>>573119273End speed card, not late. I need sleep.
Currently have a Falco with the basic 1300 1200 1200 and angling + sprinting gear as accels. I have points to get one of the following>Hesitant pace + intimidate + slipstream or front straightaways 2nd circle>Ignited pwr + only one of the above skills>It's on + hesitant paceWhich one's the best? In my mind if Falco has to invest that much in an overtake then she already lost so I don't think overtake skills like slipstream or it's on are that good for her
>>573119269I really like the dirters. They're a tight-knit family.
>>573119141Sankyu to the participants Back to the drawing board I go
>>573119047I'm trying to gaslight an anon into rolling on a card he can't use without 5 copies so he has no money to spend on his waifu
>>573119062holy fucking titmog
>>573119443never seen you won these rooms
help me fill my reaction folders
>>573119443Thank you for hosting bwoSadly I think you have to sell your soul and get a meta uma
>>573118441that giant looks like buono and yeppers had a baby
>>573119397Take ignited power and front straights
>according to /uma/ these two are the same
>>573119093Uh, duh?>>573119446Not waifu. Stop misuing waifu you turbo faggot.
>>573119539I've won a few!!!Don't be mean....T-today just wasn't my day..!That's all!
>>573118996because I love our older demographic here I love them lots
Would the Unity revamp be as well received if the upcoming CM wasn't sprint where you can use 3+ wit cards? Would we still be enjoying training in unity if, for instance, the next CM was a long and we had to use 2 stam cards?
On the plus side I'm finally hitting class 6 retention range for the first time in...forever really. Probably won't keep it though as people continue to learn the new scenario.
>>573119539his sweepy beat me once or twice iirc
>>573119683
>>573119014kitasan is a front runner card too and everyone uses her. the benefits of cards like her and summer maru are how effective they are as stat sticks even if you don't need the hints. in your case I would recommend rolling 200 times on the banner now to spark at least 1lb maru and then just borrow tachyon for the next 4 months. light hello is only good for GL which isn't notably better than Unity 2.0 for aces and if you're just returning to the game everything will feel fresh and fun for you
The things I must do to unfuck my club.This is without double event boost.
>>573119683Right is cuter
>>573119782I don't think you quite understand how much more fun it is to be able to do 2.5 runs instead of 1 in the same span of time
>>573119780what does being old have to do with groping poor innocent uma's in public? Im pushing almost 30 and dont consider doing such things.
>>573119623You aren't one of those pesky triple pace trainers right? I suppose I could load the annoying debuffs on my 2nd front
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>573119896my pov
>>573119975>he's under 30not applicable to you you wouldn't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDbKmo5Ytuw
>>573119939Do you guys play like 10x a day wtf man, Im still at like 600k and I play 4-5x a day
>>573120074aston martin
>>573120074Next month...
>>573119939Umama...
>>573120065mejiro BALLMER lol
>>573120138sex>>573120074>>573120151BLANK WALL
>>573120074marche's puppet is cuter
>>573120127The context behind this is funny, Smart Falcon is only doing that JUST to see her reactions and then comes to the conclusion that her ability to react the way she did would make her the perfect idol.
So is anyone else still manually making their teams for every Unity race?I understand that its kind of a waste of time now that the Unity races are so easy, but I still like optimizing my team.
>>573119728Thats alright little one, keep trying and you can make your favs strong enough even if meta is not by your side
>>573119846>you should drop yourself down to half a pity a month away from what you're saving for
SEE YOU NEVER NIGGER SCENARIO !!!!
>>573119846This anon is a chronic gaslighter by the way.
>>573120151I wish uma cheerleaders were real...
I kind of want to help out that heartbroken nonny
>>573119683Bamboo might be even more retarded than Bakushin and that is making me consider pulling for her
>>573120316chiyo would say this
>>573120074Machan wife!
>>573120139Nah, just me.To be fair I did take a break last month do to home renovations.
Im ngl, i don't really like my danchou. I think hes an annoying piece of shit.
>>573120350my HERO needs a loyal parnter, loyal umaposters do not exist
rent umamusumes to fuck
I like my danchou. They are cool
>>573119846bingo
Why are mexican uma fans so horny
At the risk of sounding retarded, what's the point in having 1k wit anyway? I thought you start getting way more diminishing returns at around 500
>>573120430mambro...
>>573120439>loyaltyno such thing.the only way to be truly loyal is to not interact with anyone else ever, and that is simply not a viable lifestylethe only ones who keep harping about loyalty are neckbeard incels
>>573120529Meet me behind the track
>>573115610>https://files.catbox.moe/xw79vs.jpgNolifers on suicide watch now that wagies get to train parents and grandparents for free.
I am my own Dancho
>>573120581Retarded whore
>>573119782If the CM was a long, I think we would be stuck doing ace runs for it in MANT. I dont think you can get the raw stat output necessary for longs in Unity that you can in MANT.
>>573120303well when he ends up a few copies of tachyon short and has to choose between dropping another pity on her or getting the uma he wants, when he could GUARANTEE 1lb maru with spark and crystal, I guess he'll know who to blame...>>573120318this is my first time actually
>>573120581retard
>>573120581>>loyalty>no such thing.the only way to be truly loyal is to not interact with anyone else ever, and that is simply not a viable lifestyleThis hits too close to home....
>>573115610I still give it an 80% chance we're not getting auto mode on 1.5 annithe post mentions auto mode and 1.5 anni together but isn't explicit that they're implementing it FOR 1.5 anni, just that it's early
>>573120581>true loyalty is this random other thing you didn't meanto me loyalty is not cheating or talking romantically to other people, idk about all that other stuff bwo. All of my married friends are like that but maybe I live in a bubble>>573120756being rude doesn't change hearts and minds
>>573118441>>573119269>>573120127With reactions like that, how can you resist fucking with her?
>>573120350do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?>>573120439when I talk to someone I only have eyes for them...I just want to feel what it's like for that to be returned...
>>573120857Nothing changes hearts and mindsBeing rude is satisfying though
>>573115098I like her
>>573120762Anon, you're not very good at this.
>>573120581Kill yourself foid
>>573120967you wont get that feeling here. people post online for attention, you gotta get out there in the grass(irl not grassposters)
i had to remake some of my really shitty TT umas today because the line pushed up to 837k whaddafuck
>>573121187>you gotta get out there in the grass(irl not grassposters)How rude.
DANCHOU THIS IS THE LAST OF MY TP TAKE IT FROM ME
>>573109769Cute Journey.
>>573121187instructions unclear I am going to Kentucky
do we have an ingerland uma?
blondies
>>573121026perhaps youre a misogynist who thinks he owns his girl, but its 2026, my friend
>[Deleted]racists OUT
>>573121238hi I just got some really good advice to start flirting with you. do the ways of the nadeshiko include the art of mending broken hearts?
>>573121338Vodka got fucked in England
>>573121095>>573121026
>>573120825cygames wouldve clarified by now considering that if they dont control the narrative of their own game consumers will get really pissed off and confused
It's fucking crazy how many people were at thisAX had to constantly fence it off because it was a safety hazard
>>573121250post more of these goobers
Ok, I think I get it.Skip both the Maru and Tachyon cards. Easy as that.
>>573121602Yes. Never spend money on thing when you should already be saving for next thing.
>>573121652
>>573120581>incel/foid/zoomer/retard meltdownhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm did not ask
>>573121554it's the same wording that they used when they launched and said auto career "early"
>>573121338Dober wants to visit England with her trainer, and that's the closest we have.
>>573121571
>>573119939It's not that impressive with higher ratings and shorter careers
>>573121602Yes, now you get it. Just pay the LH tax and borrow Tachyon, you should already have everything you need (NN/CB wit + Creek) if you're not a front main
>>573121716they should call her Mejiro Doughber. because she's fat.
>>573121798Big mac is the actual fat Mejiro though
>>573121740i still have no clue who the baby is
Buena Vista would hug your arm and press her soft tits into it, then feign ignorance.
>>573121569>proceeds to ghost global for the next few months after the 1.5 anniversaryThanks, Cygames.
Stop making me horny
>>573121852teios sister you stupid B IIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>573121740I fucking hate Teio. I find her to be annoying.However I can't help but like Tanuki Teio, along with the rest of her family.Its probably because Tanuki Teio can't talk.
>>573121798>because she's fat...and that's a good thing
>>573121338Honorary bri'ish clay
>>573121776>Pull the card that lasts 4 months and skip the card that lasts 12 months
>>573121776>just only have one speed card and it's your borrow slot>just use creek, a stamina card, in GLnow THIS is gaslighting
>>573121938i donT KNOW HER NAAAAAAME
>>573121852https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/1995108246/>>573121946>I fucking hate Teio. I find her to be annoyingnyoo don't say that
>>573121854It's okay since we are childhood friends
>>5731216021LB Maru, MLB Tachyon, 2LB LHPerfect
>>573121463while the teachings do not mention that explicitly, I believe it is still relevant to help one overcome their hardship and grief regarding heart break.
>>573121990What the fuck is Dia's problem
>>573121798She isn't though..>>573121992I feel like most Irish people would want to kill you with a hammer if they heard that.
>>573121880anon we just got shit THE KOREAN VERSION DOESNT HAVE YETwhich is like, two YEARS older than usyou gotta get off the pity-party, you sound like an actual bitch
>>573122001YOU NEED TO DO BETTER, ANON!
sekai saikyou el condor pas-ACK!
Buena Vista is overrated.
>>573121569wonder how many actually play
Why does umajp shit up this thread instead of playing the game
>>573122181Agreed.
Loves Only You says Roll for the Scenario Banners! Don't discard what you were born with! Your identity is integral to who you are and cannot be changed!
>>573121776Makes sense.I don't have two of those cards (all three unless Creek means the launch stamina version) because I haven't played in a year. But I'm completely set apparently.
>>573121569Photos like these make me a bit sad but then I remember that I was destined to become what I am & the sorrow numbs
>>573121880Stop being a miserable doomposting sack of shit
>>573122181ardan wouldn't do this
I thought I burnt out of the game but I am now logging in as soon as I have 30 TP to do a career haha...
I should have done Fuji's ballroom costume events sooner. Damn Uma, if she's not careful she'll be stuck with her Torena forever.
>>573122189Come on, Ogurin's chest is bigger than that, be more accurate
>>573122181You are competing against a childhood friend, the odds are against you
>>573122161sexraped bysuper boy sexMEGA SEX and marriageultra sex and marriagesex i guess
buena posters owe me sex
>>573122287plump
>>573122451Perhaps too plump.
Sex with guys. Not with boys, not with tomboys, but straight up just with some dude.
>>573122304The human spirit is mallable.But some people genuinely are loners by nature and don't feel the need to change.If you want to change, it's worth trying. Otherwise, enjoy your personal time.
>>573122130thank you kindly but I couldn't bring myself to ask a refined woman such as yourself to help me overcome. just the regular amount of cum is fine.
>>573122434On paper, yes. However, the running joke is that CFs ALWAYS lose in modern manga, because modern manga artists/writer are a bunch of limp dick FAGGOTS that'd rather have their MCs go for blond bimbos instead of the reliable and trustworthy CF.
>>573122507Intriguing
this is rape
>>573122507This is a beautiful body type. There's nothing gay about finding a petite woman beautiful.
>>573122143Nah, fuck Cygames. You sound like the bitch going to bat for them, fag.
>>573122574>CFs ALWAYS lose in modern mangaCFs lose because they betray.
>>573122574I thought the girl with black hair always won? (I haven't read a romance manga in a decade though.)
>>573122635>get content YEARS early>bitch and moanwhat are you even hoping for with this game dude? Seriously
>>573122507I guess not being on the receiving end would still be good progress for you
>>573122574I did not know that, what a bunch of losers
>>573122532only if I stop after the first load that is.
>>573122718Remember that one fan image where buebue reads torainas manga about some CF, but the MC and the CF don't come together or something?Like that, except that it happens a surprising amount of times in reality. Inspiration based on the truth.
>>573121995Sweepy is a good cope for 1lb Maru (gives more sp for a bit less stats).>>573121996>just use creek, a stamina card, in GLWell if you don't need non-speed/wit card then there's no reason to get Tachyon, just borrow her throughout the whole scenario.
>>573122574There's a reason CFs typically lose in romance manga.
>>573120550People are getting UG UF with 1900 wit, its a fun meme
>>573122574men don't want blonde bitchy bimbos.men don't want hesitant and weak-willed childhood friends.men want physically inept salarywomen who want to start a family and want to start a family NOW before their eggs dry up.
>sprint lobby had a debufferAIEEE GOLDOSHIPPPUUUU
>>573122846Here you go man.
>>573122862Bro you've been being too much of a tryhard. Nobody but a complete newfag is going to fall for rolling under their guaranteed pity mere weeks before what they want comes.
>>573122715? Strange thing to say but good for you I suppose.
>>573123012I can’t make her cry
>>5731230121%
>>573122289I've seen Woody Woodpecker more in the past month than the 20 years leading up to it. Did he catch on with zoomers or something?>>573122862I was referring to Tachyon.
>>573113758Well I hate you.
>>573123114If you've seen that gif enough to think that, it must be way too relevant to the shit people here say.
>>573123180her forehead is like the shopped Digitan image but for real
>people are running double dominators in sprints now
>>573123354Blame Cygames, don't blame me
>>573123180She has weird eyes
>>573123417They're beautiful eyes
>>573123350and that's a good thing!>>573123417they're pretty
the 300 iq play this CM is to make all your aces a lil bit shit so Taiki can't proc her unique
>>573123497yeah i also like losing
>So, which one of us is the best, Trainer?
>>573120581why did everyone have a bad reaction to this post it's kinda true?
>>573123354dominators work at all distances is based though it lets me single ace oshigame all CMs well other than the future ones where they get banned
post your favorite picture
>>573123497I'll probably run 2 fronts with intimidate and curren with gw + adored by all
>>573123603either this or the one where she's pinning me against the wall
How come every time you shit you have to pee first but you don't have to shit first every time you pee?
>>573123569The solution to nihilism is to point a gun at them
I saw this video and it reminded me of you people.https://files.catbox.moe/6bb2b6.mp4>>573123557The little short fuck. The little short fuck is the best one.
>>573123603
>>573123695Unfortunate that the average "nihilist" doesn't understand that if nothing in life matters, that means we have the power to choose what matters to us
>>573123682bowel movements also include your bladder
>>573123569people are very emotional about cheating and relationships. people get very hurt and lash out.
>>573123569>>573120581Filthy. Disgusting.
>>573123867if you're shitting out your bladder I think you need to go to a hospital
spark pass... when... i just want some dirt sparks nigga...
sweepydev...you have to come back
>>573123603hoping jugsaw guy will make this one next
>>573123850I see someone gets it
>the virgin nihilist vs the chad absurdist
>>573123682From what I heard, the muscles of your intestines/anus are bigger than than the ones for your bladder, so the former activates the later by firing.
You guys mind if I jerk myself off about philosophy in the anime girl horse racing thread?
>>573122676They only started betraying because they got sick of losing. If you are going to lose anyway, then you might as well betray.
prove you arent a brokee and a good f2p budgeter. i havent pulled for anything in months
>>573123557doesn't matter who you pick, the other two will rape you
>>573124138have you ever been in a /vg/ general before? they are all like this or worse.
>>573124096tmi dude no one wants to hear about your big anus muscles. eat more fiber or something.
>>573124152So when will you start to play the game
>>573124152I've been snack pulling here and there what you gonna do about it
>>573124245Who the fuck still uses tmi
>>573124228ad hominems. you'd know what that means if you were as smart as I am.
I rank philosophers based on their views on women
>>573124307tongue Air Groove's labia probably
>>573124152My last uma pull using carats was Nishino FlowerMy last card pull using carats was Super Creek
>>573124445name 100 women NOW
>>573124138>saying this in the thread labelled "GENERAL"Anyway, do you mind if I jerk myself off in the anime girl horse racing thread?
>>573123946I want to dedicate my life to Ardan.
>>573124483Daiwa ScarletWodkanishino flowersweep toshogentildonnabuebeubeubeucesario
ryan vs winning ticketwhos the better medium late surger
>>573124152im a piggu and i don't give a fucku
humans by nature will always yearn for a fulfilling monogamous relationship
>>573124483Jackie Chan
>>573124016>https://files.catbox.moe/6bb2b6.mp4You can literally do it yourself right now.
>>573121854Buena Vista would wake me up with a kiss every morning
>>573124593That's a nice nature to have
chud moment
>>573124502I don't care what military rank you are faggot.and permission GRANTED.
>>573124483my mom, my sister, my grandmother, my aunt's, my cousins and uuuuhhhhhhh...
>>573124713>>573124713>>573124713
goodnight bwos
>>573124796Bwo sleepypilled restmaxxing
>>573124754Wife Journey.
cygames release the spark reroll pass early AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>573124152I have 101k. Last umapull was Kitasan Black, last supoka pull was Kitasan Black. Next supoka pull is Tachyon/Hello, next umapull is Kitasan White
>>573122947Why is Shiraoki-sama like that?
>>573123569The truth hurts
