Join the tournament!NASaturday July 11th4pm PT / 7pm EThttps://challonge.com/bbm2qejrEUSunday July 12th10am UTChttps://challonge.com/1g548gw8Id releases on September 17.Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xLBpWBZ1ek>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Ferry, Anila and Meg>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>573021097
*5Us ur fwip*
CRUSH
cag needs buffsthis is a sponsored message
bad opmake a different one
>>573184440apply gun directly to the forehead
>>573184183boobs too small
>>573184183good op
>>573184478Beggars can't be chosers.Make one yourself next time.
>>573184550This is what a big sister looks like
>>573184513we tank those
I've got a new cooler and sexier neechang now, sorry narmaya
>>573184754I am literally the journalist dude that goes schizo and solos the thug gang
>I've got a new cooler and sexier neechang now>Proceeds to post someone who is not cooler, sexier or a neechang
>>573184908grimmer was so cool
>>573184312this creature killed millions
>>573185107yeah, of my sperm
>>573184817That's a blindchang
>>573185028she's cooler because her particles are red and not gay and full of butterflies and blind swordsman is sick as fuckshe's sexier and that's just a factshe's my neechang because she would never fwip on mecoward cuck doomer nierposting 2bplaying BITCH too scared to even (You) his enemy. you have no honor
>>573185303woah mama
is azusa actually blind
>hit vaseraga on wakeup>i get command grabbed and he gets armor for free>don't hit vaseraga on wakeup>he doesn't press anything>press a button afterwards>he does ult tackle, beats my button, takes half my life and gets armor for freehe's almost as much of a party game character as lowain
noooooooooooooo my opponent can do things!!
>>573185551i love instinction coming out in 11 frames
i luv sheep
>He is now having a melty over his bargain bin Narmaya
>>573185551>>i get command grabbed and he gets armor for freeskill issuestopped reading right there
Thanks for playing 2Bro.I've wanted to get some more MU experience for a while now.How do I deal with her 5U parry?
I lost 5-10 it's over
>>573185790NTA but it has a lot of recovery if you bait it
do cags dragons have a name
>hit opponent on wakeup>he DP'd and gets a meaty for free>don't hit opponent on wakeup>he doesn't press anything>press a button afterwards>he pressed c.L, beats my button, takes half my life and gets a meaty for freeevery character in this GOT DANG GENRE is a party game character......................
>>573185478not fully she can still see, but using a cursed sword has caused her eyesight to deteriorate significantly. this is reflected in-game by giving her a passive where her attacks can outright miss
you will never be good, ratfagwhy are you even pretending that you will learn anything from your losses let alone a match up
>>573185551c.L > c.L against Vaseragadon't even think of doing anything else
https://gamebanana.com/mods/692104HOLY SHEEPS
>>573186086where do you find these?
gg bwos
>>573186395i went to gelbooruand then typed cagliostro(granblue_fantasy) + blood and saw that. i was looking to see if there was one of her with a bloody nose.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/62330849
>>573186332>want the mod>don't want to make an accountIs it hosted anywhere else?
>>573185976Do you mean the 5U in general? Or the parry specifically? I've tried spot dodging the parry every single time and most of the time it didn't work. Do you need a certain frame advantage to do it or were the succesful spotdodges just luck on my part?
The local asian foodstore went bankrupt
>>573185790>How do I deal with her 5U parry?it depends on the context but 5U specifically is mostly used defensively after 236L. you can 66L in safely as it cant punish that. you can also bait it out by running with it, or waiting and pressing a uskill on reaction (it has a ton of recovery frames)
>>573186915you don't need an account to download it? I'm not signed inhttps://files.catbox.moe/mjjegl.zip - summer anilahttps://files.catbox.moe/ztqtvl.zip - summer jiggle
>>573186556ggs ggs
>>573186918I would just block, the parry followup is -12 if you block it and 2B's only DP is blue. If she parries a light attack and tries to hit the parry you'll usually block it. A 2B who knows what they're doing won't follow up on parried lights, though.
>>573186939i lost my asian and hispanic grocers and it sucked big time.
>>573186918I'm talking about 5U when 2B does a backflip. That shit is very minus if you didn't press anything to trigger the parry.
>>573187085>5U specifically is mostly used defensively after 236L. you can 66L in safely as it cant punish that. you can also bait it out by running with it, or waiting and pressing a uskill on reaction (it has a ton of recovery frames)>>573187294>I would just block, the parry followup is -12 if you block itI'll keep those things in mind and hopefully do better next time. Thanks a lot.
>>573186643naruhodo thank you
Why do we tolerate 2B players in this general still?
>>573186939i should go to mine cause i wanna make yakisoba
>>573186332Lots of sandal physics...
Are you BEAR?All you carryAre you BEAR?All you carryPlace it right onRight on mehttps://youtu.be/JFAcOnhcpGA?t=75
>>573188208Maybe some of you who are more acquainted with fat culture can enlighten me on this, why are otakus very often depicted with a headband of some sort in anime?
>>573186086actually, yesI think the red one is Ourobouros, I can't recall the blue one (or if they're the same)
I would like to remind you that if you hide, it doesn't go away
not answering to a yuelposter
>>573188484Being fat means you're a sweaty fuckIf you're japanese most of the time you're either walking or using public transport if you're going outside, so as a fat fuck you're going to sweat a lot for sureIf you're consuming otaku media all day you're most likely going blind and using glassesSweatbands help to keep your glasses and face dry
>>573188990BBYYYYYYYEEEEHHHHHHHH
I answer to yuelpostersI luv fox
>>573188353bad songhere's a better onehttps://youtu.be/uIRLnwqgXwo?si=9JJ5v5OaUtXZFRN3
What do you guys do all day?Not asking in bad faith.I just kinda... grub every now and then, browse here, then browse some other random meaningless threads, then go read what retards have to say to get mad at
>>573189736think about how i'll do things later
>>573189736
>>573189736i got a job
>>573189736work two part time jobs and be a housewife
>>573189736Go to work and play vidya, mostly.
>>573189736I got a high paying job and now no longer do shit and just sit at home and draw or maybe go to the gym.I tried fixing smash ultimate on ryujinx again with mods but to no avail. That shit just does not work anymore and it would've been nice to play on my steam controller.
>>573189945
I can't believe someone beat me to marry Karyl the kot
>>573189736Play games and flipflop between feeling hopeful or depressed as my applications get ghosted
lol poor people
>>573190689this can be interpreted in more than one way>>573190641this is a horse
>>573190392god i wish that was me
>>573189736Work, household stuff like cleaning up and buying groceries, moderate exercise, learning japanese, playing video gamesMix in watching anime/reading manga if I have the time to do soIt's a simple, but it's enjoyable.
bump
>>573189736Anything but play this game, it's very enjoyable.
>>573189736I picked up conquest of azeroth to kill time until endless ragnarok
>>573191436I'm happy for you. I enjoy playing Granblue, ranked or in the lobby with the bros.>>573191491That's some private wow stuff? Never tried private wow.
>>573189736work like a slave so kikenstien can make 200x what he gives me until i get home and think about suicide
>>573189916i wish i knew what causes this (and don't just say depression)
you all are pathetic and i am the king of this general
>>573193305it's depression and nihilism
>>573189736I care for my mother, search for jobs on the side, currently NEETing it up hard. A friend is lining up a job for me, seemingly low effort high income should everything go to plan, because I helped him and his disabled wife for years.I primarily live on what I call lucky moments or divine intervention, which has dictated how I live my life, where no matter what I don't do, something always happens to fix issues that arise. I've also taken to calling it long term parasitism.
>>573189736being a hikki, occasionally teaching japanese or making youtube videos for pennies
>>573193446redlotta...
>>573193624>I primarily live on what I call lucky moments or divine interventionSimilar to what I've been through and it's helped ease my anxiousness since whenever I start worrying I just cope with "well shits always worked out in the end one way or another"
>>573194359Yeah, we are really messed up aren't we.
>>573194359one thing that helped my crippling anxiety that stops me from doing anything is the thought ''well, i'll have to do it sooner or later''
>>573193624that's been my experience too. I survive somehow but things generally just keep getting worse
i saw a girl's twitter acount today and it made me feel awful. it seems i have mellowed out and developed empathy. i have become lame and gay.granblue fantasy sheep rising
>>573190641thank you i love king halo!!!
>>573189736Everyone tells me that I can't live the way I do.But I'm alive though. Why? Nobody can answer that one...
RELINK DLC SOON, GET READY NIGGERS WE (YES "WE" AS IN ALL OF US WE) ARE GONNA PLAY THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SOON
>>573196206I don't get what is so awesome about relink. The game is just hack and slash garbage
>>573196370it's good friendslop and it has our favorite characters
>>573196509Invalid reasons. Needs to actually be fun.
I know there's something wrong with my brain but I've never bothered checking with a psychiatrist because I think mental illness is lame and gay
>>573196206I'd play if sheep was in it
>>573196672I'm having fun. It is very mashy but there's also some depth to it like using your SBA at good times to interupt boss phases or saving support skills for opportune moments. Your character also might have better damage output with proper skill rotation or dodge cancels, stuff like that.
>>573196779you can learn a about hating women by having a female psych
>>573196509>friendslopugh
>>573196206Ready
jita anus sniffa
Meet your season 3 casts
>>573199048we should have got capes for granjeeta
>>573189736I add (You)s to posts that have too many already
>>573186332Nila looks naked without her coat
mcgriddles taste good
>>573200220too SWEETmcmuffins are better
>>573200123sheeps are naked without their coat...
>>573186332Nice Anilas but there's no way anyone actually likes jiggle physics that exaggerated right?
>>573200609Those aren't exaggeratedThat's a pretty natural amount of jiggleMight even be too little jiggle
post the skyrim webm
Anyone wanna game for a bit? EU
>>573200607
>>572688610>>572796535
>>573202059gawdliek
>>573186332>>573200609https://files.catbox.moe/o8o3qx.mp4Perfect sheep physics
>>573201995
Meet your season 3 guest
>>573201995MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Do you think Metera is a squirter?
>>573203176yeah, with her anus
>>573202201KEK
>>573203113why is sheep going into the woodchipper
>>573203219That's kind of hot
>>573203176She might be a flirter.
>>573202059best post we've had in a while
>>573201746Damn...
>>573204352faster
>>573204572Thanks, G
>>573204352sheep kebab>>573204726i am so sorry, eurobwo
Status of you-know-where?
>>573204732
>>573205554europe? on fire/soccering
>>573203775OHMY SKIES
>>573206406I laughed out loud
>>573203219how
>>573206406???
anti-humor is the most reddit thing I can think of
>>573206406LOL
>>573206406
>>573196206this but palworld 1.0
>>573207625bodied that freak
https://www.twitch.tv/olemissesportsSomething is happeningDunno any of these guys, the UI is kind of penis and they're on dub but I dunno, figured I'd post the link.
What if we started a granblue fantasy versus rising general palworld server
>>573208959i am down for 1.0 kino
>>573208959why would I play with you guys instead of my friends
>>573209136We are your friends
I am your enemy and will raid your base and steal your pals
Sheep
>>573209606Palworld is lame as fuck and has no pvp implementation whatsoever outside of a voluntary arena that both players have to travel to and agree to have an honorabru 1v1 with 0 stakesIt's a game entirely balanced around and created for singleplayer that you can just bring other people on to grind faster in
>>573208730Thanks, N
>>573208959no goylemcucks allowed
Horse for season 3
I will never install Uma but I like the loli horse that cooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb4Z8BvGffc
>>573214086she snapped her finger... and ran faster... waow horsetroons are pathetic
>>573202059sovl
>>573202059now draw her putting the onion in her ass
>>573214086Why didn't they have Golshi instead of 2B?
>>573202059
>>573216589that's illegal
>>573202059AI could never
>>573216336MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO thank you
>>573216336Ilsa mirror sniffa
>>573216336>check the time in japan>10 amanother 12 hour ranked shift for gamera incoming
>>573214086kinda looks like za warudo
>>573217445
>>573222336kek
>>573223135the weirdest part to me is that it's still wrongNone of these people have seen an actual child's drawing, that shit is an absolute fucking picasso for a toddler, if a toddler is even going to be touching crayons in the first placelike its not even a bad drawing regardless of age, the coloring is just a little juvenilefurther proof that nobody who unironically says soul should be taken seriously
>>573223515honestly the only thing I took away from this is that people of average IQ are painfully stupid and can be fooled by basically anythingAI is proof that democracy should not exist
>>573222336>>573223515>>573224243Maybe it's just my own experience of being someone who invested himself a lot in art decades ago, but honestly I've been exposed to so many "cheats" and what nots that I frankly do not give a shit about AI.Artists have been cutting corners since the dawn of time, I genuinely do not care if something was made by someone on a canvas, photoshop, or an AI prompt. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying artists are cheapos I mean they kind of are, I understand why they cut corners, copy, even fucking trace, I do, all I'm saying is I'm numb to this stuff.
>>573224578Then why should I give a shit what you have to say about it?
>>573222336It's been 4 years. Pack it up, clankerfag.
>>573224578you're being a bit too extreme there's a 'small' difference between using a ruler to get a straight line and typing words into a prompt for the machine to shit out something
good daydid sikhander find a job yet
>>573224675it's the fag who hates sheep art
>>573224675You don't have to, what you make of it is your own business.>>573224903I get that, all I'm saying is that by now my brain just stop at "is the picture good? then it's fine.", if I sincerely cannot tell something is AI then fault is on me, that's the best I can give you.
>>573225036NTA but i make a shit ton of money.
i'm gm and only fuck european supermodels too
>>573225040I posted the critique of that sheep artI then posted the sonic imageI then posted the post afterward saying that soulfags are stupidand then i asked why I should care about mr jaded failed "artist" who pretended to be cool and over ai images and how artists always cheat bro those mean shitty artists grr they've always suckedI stand by what I said about that sheep art and would say it againNo I will not post my work
You're being a cranky fuck again, Niia.
>>573225236dont you have fat gens to slop out? spend those tokens and share them here.
>>573225553where the FUCK in any of those opinions did you get the idea i'm an aifag
@niiagpt generate badly drawn fat anila
what is this pose and expression meant to convey?
>>573225782japs find women crying and being beaten sexuali genuinely couldn't tell you, it looks like she's being hit
>>573225782This is a pose that sheeps lock into when they're near the end of their lifespan and have to be put down for their own good
>>573225630schizo delusions are too obvious
*buckbreaks crabs*
>>573225146And you are?
>>573226643Nylon Dusk
>criticism is...>le crabbing!!
>>573226692now redline this
>>573226960cant its perfect
>>573226692>he doesn't know how her jacket works
>>573226643Rich but mentally unwell
I love pig so much it's unreal
>>573226960It's less egregious and is more disguised by the cloth of the sleeve and the overall detail/being more zoomed out
>>573227380>>573225236critique this one >>573202059
>>573227380yeah you don’t know anatomy. pack it up beg crab.
>>573227684It's not horrible, the linework is just supremely unconfident which makes it look a lot more amatuerish than the actual drawing suggests, like the dragon is really well doneMost of the criticism I could give would be nitpicks toward my own taste like zooey's neck being really thick, but necks are actually a lot thicker than most people draw them. Zooey's expression isn't rendered very well and is kind of ugly but the blankness and her looking retarded is clearly the point so it works, it's communicating what it's trying to communicate. I could say her eyes are too small but again, that's just art style. My only real gripe is that her hair goes over her eye in a very awkward way that breaks up the expression, and he should just move that one spike over. I'd also like to see a bit more of zooey considering how much dragon there is, she's kind of bare and getting fucking mogged by the dragon
>>573227721Seethe
The only anatomy that I care about is the bust size
>Skyfarerwip.png
>>573225782looks like she has to pee
>>573228378We agree!
>>573228000critique this
>>573228635the right boob is way bigger than the left
>>573228990Are you making fun of Galleon for having lopsided titties?
>>573228635I forget how demented TO is sometimesWho knows what he's up to over there
>>573229141no because she doesn'tthis person drew her with lopsided titties
Does anyone have the wilnas one
>>573227328
>>573229321saw it ten times when i didn't need it
>>573230268You are not my ally
>He doesn't piss in a handstandlow level peeington
off topic you know what to do
rest in peace cow wife anon who never joins the lobby anymorehttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/146909842
say something nice about scrubp and luvcheez
What's your stage + song combo?For me it's Canaan Shrine + Rose Queen
>>573233307DOMINIONBLACKDRAGONcube world
https://open.spotify.com/album/0CiAH4TNPAxnhHyTJHC5Q0it's kino btw
>>573233307Leviathan Mare Omega with night time colosseum or canaanhttps://youtu.be/jg4ZRoFJ7T8
>>573233307Pandemonium + Arvess.
>>573233947Overrated mid
Licht is so good... why is this dumb donkey German anyway
>>573236758You can't just ask people why they're German
>>573236758Rapeable
>>573236758Sniffable
When Sandalphon uses his SBA, he poses his leg in such a way that really emphasises his high heels
>>573237446https://youtu.be/FsXtqW8EMb0?t=156
was there a single hype EVO grand finals this year
>>573233307autoauto
>>573233307random randomif it's the lava place I just leave and tell the opponent he was lagging
>>573237687Every gf but sharting
>>573237687dunnomaybe 2xko?all I know is that sf6 was exceptionally bad
>>573237687Hell noAlso was there a single hype GBVSR EVO finals ever
>>573233307buying 2b as a joke bricked my accounts ability to use the random playlist
https://youtu.be/39fQiv-wJio
>>573238672good game unlike rising
more like... fallingLMAO!
>>573238672it never even began
>>573239121Its Beta
>>573239598
>>573239598>Its BetaHe was talking about Avatar, not GBVSR players though
time for 3 am ranked
>>573239976watch out for the 1100 gem GM uno on tonight
>>573239976do you get many matches at this hour?
>>573240226more like watch out for the 600 vira who does basic shit>>573240243yes otherwise I wouldn't bother
DIE YOU CHEAP BASTARD. alright, 3 am ranked is over
>>573241827>cheap bastard>t. dashes in from fullscreen
>>573241827>214U into 22UUnessecary, take your style points and leave.
>>573241827bc cuck in shambles
we love BC here
>>573241827I know I would've been hit by that Raging Strike.
>>573241996that guy was spamming the hell out of blueslop, drove me crazy to the point my muscle memory only wanted to do more blueslop
>>573241827>two mashing monkeys.webm
>>573242898ft10
we don't do ft10s here
>>573243527An anon actually subjected me to it once.Didn't know we had a ft10 going, but he kept count.
>>573243527I do ft10s in the lobby without telling my opponent.If I win, I drop the "You are great" sticker, if I lose, I say "ggs".
I FT10’d your mother
you are great at pushing buttons congrats
I can also breathe well.
this is the Relink general right?https://x.com/relink_official/status/2073967672820118014
we stink but we don't restink
>>573249886you’re a relink ad now
>>573249886cut the Indian racism
>>573250171Not until all Indians are exstinkt
add these plapmares
...to relink
>>573249886do we ristink?
>>573241827Legitimately astonishing to me that some people find ways to lost on Lancelot
DeadSlopGame
>>573253814Clearly you never played against a good Lancelot.
>>573243527there have been over 3 of them in the last 2 weeks. nature is being healed or some shit.
https://www.twitch.tv/robert_roriogaijin vs real life female on the telly
if grandblue is so good where is grandblue 2?>grand blue 3
if you niggers are as good as you act why don't i ever see you motherfuckers on the replay channel>bro your ian?except him
>>573255626You only get on the channel if you join tournaments, and golden golshis don't count
>>573255626The replay channel only hosts GMs. I'm decent, I've fought, lost and beaten some GMs. But I'm not GM, so I'm not on the channel. Simple as that.
>>573256279it puts non gms occasionally.
>>573256129they count extra
>>573256697Okay, well I also just don't play ranked much anymore. I only play with the /gbvsg/ anons at this point.
There is a fighting anime airing today.
>>573257253Dix is offensive to my eyes so I refuse to watch anything with it in it.
>>573255626>ian
queens
Vikala would not say that.
this little shit is so sick and twizted
>>573258678Vikala would absolutely be a school shooter
>>573256279>I'm decent>But I'm not GM
>>573255614finally some good fucking blue
>You're on the council>But we don't grant you the rank of Grand Master
>This session is now verifiedT-thanks for allowing me to post on the 4channelâ„¢, Hiroshimoot
>>573259979What. How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on council and not be a Grand Master.
>>573260073Take a seat, young Sky*a**er
>Skywanker
>>573260264*bows*Forgive me, ***ger.
Don't do it StinkyI have the shiny badge
>>573257416It's your chance to collect fighting games related reaction images that you can use in the decades to come.
>>573260385You underestimate my 66L
>>573260775Just dont jump. I got my AAs on point.
buff bikkibuff nia
>>573260964*superjump j.L*
Stop posting, he's doing a bit!
>>573261393
https://x.com/hiyopi/status/2074485857848062350
cringe
Shut up Niia.
>>573262046fucking bullshit top tier OPwannerf nerf nerf
>>573262046bodied that freak
we love superjump jL herea flock of yools soaring through the sky in their natural habitat
>we love superjump jL heretru->a flock of yoolskill yourself yuel tranny
Nine the Phantom is just a mismagius gijinka
we also love yuel here
>>573260775kek
I don't like Yuel but I'd huff her bush
yool j.L on my dek
I do not find Yuel particularly attractive comparative to other fictional women
yuel is low tier and if you lose to one you should uninstall and rope in that order
>>573268085*easily f.Ms hitconfirms this post*
>>573268681>f.MI knew you would say that. Thanks for outing yourself as a bad. That normal is overrated as fuck.
>>573269049>one of the best f.Ms in the game >overrated
chat don't show them what yuel gets for reward after landing a hit
>>573269229it is 9 frames and hits one time at the ranges most characters are already 66Ling or using their own f.Mit's genuinely not that good
yool tailjob
>>573269229>think f.M matters in a game where nigger f.Hs are the standard learn the crush system noob
>>573269229it's also punishable on block you giant faggot learn your fucking framedata
>>573269703*rolls this post*
why is it called a roll if only 2 characters roll
>>573269929galleon f.H'd again and killed you though
yeah, let’s not mention how it being 2 hits makes it a baby mode hit confirm normal or how the second hit catches opponents trying to whiff punish.
>rolling a 12frs recoveryyeah we know you're badno need to keep outing yourself silver subhuman
>>573270000You think those are dragon punches you're mashing?
>>573270050now show the reward after
>>573270106yes
>>573260385>>573260775>>573260964>>573261393>>573262046
>>573270050wow 2 hits! *cag f.H cag f.H cag f.H cag f.H*if you get hit by the second hit you fucked up your whiff punish, retard. god damn you're fucking garbage at this game. 200 hours in all fighting games total. shut the fuck up
>>573269860so is her nigger 66M. in theory.
>>573269860Cancel into back flip or whatever? Who cares how negative on block a cancelable move is?
>cag out of nowherefoxtard…
>>573270287>yuel>nigger 66m>when this existsso when are you killing yourself
>>573270364>cancel into backflip hoooly
>>573270106Yes
>>573262046i kek'd
>>573270236Sloppa does not please me
>>573269860*cancels into foxflame*
>>573270364>has to burn a cooldown to make her normal safe>when 99.9% of the cast don't have toliterally the same problem as biki 2m and guess what she's garbage as well
are foxtards the most likely players to chimp out at the slightest provocation?
>>573270490I love that in the dub he just yells TIGER! DRAGON!!!
there's nothing I love more about playing a character who is only effective in c.L range than moving backwards half the screen
>>573270610try playing a low tier for once
>>573270575Just use the normal flip, cancel into 5U and then cancel out of it, you're out of range at no cost.
>>573270758i do...
>>573270610is it chimping out when you call someone saying something retarded a retard?
>>573270770>do these extra steps that no one else has to do or else you explode and die aka working 5x as hard for less rewardthat's called a low tier sonny
>>573270907Viradeities...
>>573271008Everyone knows vira is lowtier as wellso what's your point
>-10 low tier meme but with yuel’s f.M instead
Any advice if I want to be Vikala
>>573271123Just pick a better character and spare yourself the agony. She's horrifically underpowered.
>>573270575Yuel doesn't have special rules for her cooldowns, so you're not "burning" a cooldown unless you use the DP or an H/U version.
>>573269049>That normal is overrated as fuck.it goes further than 2B's 5M, on a character with top tier ground movement
so what's the reward for yuel landing her gigabroken f.M
>foxtard doesn’t know how to play his character
>>573270907>that no one else has to doWell other characters don't have fMs that move forward and hit twice for easier hit confirms.
>>573271349but it comes attached to a strong contender for bottom 7. can 2b say the same
if you are losing to yuel you deserve worse. that character doesn't do shit, I just mash throw on her
>>573271554theyre both mid
>>573270758I main Djeeta...
>>573271303>use flip>give up screen spacegood going tard>use foxflame (L)>lose turngood going tard>use foxflame (M) >die because the startup is 10000 years and loses to fuzzy jab (which everyone above 500 crystals knows)good going tard>use foxflame(H)>burn your best cooldown for plus frames>when other characters with giant f.M that are barely minus on block get to play the spacing trap game because they aren't cucked by their f.M being an advancing move good going tardyou too >>573271461
>>573271402less than doing a 66L
Yuel has the slide after flip. She can't be low tier. You're just shit.
>214H in the corner after landing a max range f.L>blocked>-8why
>>573271670>putting 2b and yuel in the same conversation
Why are -ob moves a thing, they make me sad :(
>>573271697That's a mid tier. I meant a real low tier.
need to be able to cancel into taunts
>>573272080yuel shits on 2b so it makes sense
>>573272209You guys always say - moves are basically plus so why does it matter
>>573272219I also play Zooey, she's worse than Djeeta
>>573272219djeeta is bottom 1
>>573272336desu every character shit's on 2B
Yuelshitters pilot a broken character that has been buffed every single patch yet they still can't win anything because they are so fucking retarded
unlike yuel 2b is a functional, even good character stop being a fucking troll shitposter for once
>>573272047this thing crushes air normals btw
>>573272412My -ob moves are bad, I lose my turn and I can't try and fraud my way out of themEveryone elses' -ob moves are safe, ideally spaced and they have other moves that let them fraud their ways out of being minus
>>573271943>gain screen space>only -3>spaced out of anything that could threaten you.
>>573272523lol
>>573272496>Modern DPs from rising exclusive characters have either pushback (Anila/Wilnas) or are barely minus (Wilnas)>Yuel's dp is infinity minus, has a dogshit hitbox for AA use and as a final fuck you it fires you straight up in the air for the entire world to laugh at you while you prepare to dig your grave>stance parry active frames getting nerfed>2m getting crush value lowered to the same level as a fucking light button>all the while her midscreen damage remains as anemic as ever while everyone these days chunks you for 40% off any stray hit with carry and okibuff doko
I don't think a single one of you is genuineposting
>>573272979i pat djeeta's bottom genuinely
>>573272979I genuinely come in good faith
You guys complain about garbage like>vane>djeeta>vikala>cag>now yuelWhile you harass and call other players shit all the time on the telly. Lmao? Lmao.
>>573273060that is sexual harassment...
>cagVery subtle Elsa
I've only ever called Monarch a fat, ugly fraud who can't play defense for shit and dies everytime he runs out of gemmies
So why does my dp when blocked fire me up in the air for a free corner swap and/or double spotdodge taunt when Anila and Wilnas gets a grounded dp that's barely minus and doesn't even allow you to do a c.H punish thanks to their brainrot pushback
>>573272962In all fairness for her 2M, it would actually be bullshit if it didn't just become another light button in all but name. It is funny how she doesn't really have a standard M toolset now outside of c.5M. She has a decent f.5M but it suffers the downsides of being slower and less safe on block. Her 2M also has the change of now winning more specific scenarios but losing much more in the neutral game. A true victim of the 'compensation nerfs' compared to other characters where their compensation nerfs were just more buffs.
>>573273250every character in this game is bullshit except my main
my main is fucking bullshit nerf every single character and nerf every single system mechanic
>>573273689Preach it CagGAWD
>>573273250I'm just saying that a normal being punishable on block isn't that big of a deal, he could've just said that it's one of the few good things she has so she needs and she's bad regardless and that would've been it on my part.
And why does Anila get a better neutral skip that blows past projectiles while having one of her own unlike flip which is a fireball magnet
>>573273810anila hop doesnt escape any kind of midscreen pressure risk free thoughbeit
just made a $2.31 dividesu
>>573273762never in a million years will I play that misbegotten abomination of a charactermore than any other character in this game nerf cag
>>573273887>risk freeplay yuel against a halfway competent opponent and find out for yourself how 'risk free' it is.
>>573273810Because sheep is one of the worst fireballs in the game
>>573274095At least she has a fireball
Yool isn't low tierShe's god tierGOD TIER FOR MY PENIS
>>573273810because if you just 2H her when she does it she explodes
>>573274095Can't roll through sheepautomatically makes it one of the better fireballs in the game
>>573274349ALRIGHT SMARTASSLets see YOU 2h it then
>>573274382have you considered jumping against one of the highest recovery fireballs in the game
>>573274349but enough about cagliostro’s teleport
>>573274507PREACH SISTER
>react 2h hop>2h goes the wrong way
I just wish my character were not just all mids AND also had the shittiest normals
>>573274734zetabro...
I can't help but snigger (like a nigger) whenever i hear someone saying djeeta is low tier. really goes to show how privileged their rising experience has been.
>>573273987That’s like saying DPs are bad because they can be baited. Yuel’s hop is way less risky than a DP, requires different and specific counterplay, and she has both. Yuel players underestimate how much those options, on top of her 6f 2M and insane back walk speed, force opponents to respect her more than many characters with traditional reversals or parries. Yuel players get to fuck around way more than anyone else because of this, and it's probably the reason why they're so trash at the game. Having overtuned defensive options instills bad habits. Just look at Xrd Baiken/Slayer players.
>>573275258>back walk speed next thing you'll tell me vira is good. wait don't bother. i had enough stupidity for today
Weren't there like 3 Viras at Evo top 16?
>>573275396vira’s back walk is average, dummy
>Back walk speed is not importantHoly fucking genelet, LMAO
>>573275654uh oh, viratards? mind explaining this one?
the yuel advice I've received was to DP more on my own minus frames to enforce my turn and I kind of think if you need to do that the character is not very good
>>573275663tell that to the biki players
>>573275258>insane backwalk speedYuel's backwalk speed is...>>573275663... identical to Vira's.
>>573275654>chipotle evonot to downplay vira but come on
>>573275739I'm pretty sure this nigger has negative backwalk speed and yet he's closing in on top 3 unironicallyso noit's not importanttardo
>gran has better back walk speed than vira/yuelgorilla downplayers?
yeswalk speed = character strengthdon't ask any further questions
>>573276130so is Djeeta. That's why I told Djeetaanon to try playing a real low tier for once.
>>573275919they both have top tier back walks
>>573275768>taking advice from fox mainsclearly they don’t know how to play their main as evidenced by this thread
>>573275663>averageIt's among the fastest, tied with Lancelot, Yuel and Eustace, and beaten by Gran, Djeeta, Galleon, Ferry, Metera, Six and Grimnir.
>>573276292>top tierThe danchous are faster. Seox is faster. Lance is faster. Galleon is faster.
my character is slower because he has massive fucking balls holding him back
>Vira and Yuel NEED amazing movement because they have no projectiles to crutch on!>Gran and Djeeta are faster while firing fireballs up your ass 24/7So what's the excuse
>>573276759Shotos need to be a jack of all trades that's also great at everything.
>>573276909You now remember the retard earlier who insisted djeeta is low tier.
>>573276218Walk speed matters if your buttons have shit range
was he raped be djeeta?
>>573277107by*i should sleep early today
>>573277078Djeeta has both great range and best in class walk speed
my character is slower because she has massive fucking tits holding her back
>>573277078askers? who asked? nobody askedwalk speed = character strength
>>573276093>>573276218It's like a bell curvefast speed = strongaverage speed = weakslow speed = strong
>>573277490>Play Galleon>Big body speed, small body size>slow as fuck walk/run speed>Neutral is good, but defense is shit>easy as fuck to react to rock and punish herWe struggle because we care.
>>573277797no it's simplefast = good slow = badmakes sense, right?
my character doesnt have raging strike and im ultra supreme grand masteryou are poopy and your father is disappointed in you
I want to kill myself
i bought a desk off marketplace and the legs make a loud shrill squeak when it moves how do i fix it none of my screwdrivers fit in the jointsi just tried starting to tell myself its okay to spend money
STOP BEING MEAN
>>573278438nahfast = gets high speed jumpscare bullshit to further augment their fastnessslow = gets big button fullscreen lariat bullshit that negates their slownessaverage = doesn't get shit (unless they're a zoner or shoto)
>>573278847syame
throw yueltroons into a woodchipper
These threads aren't going to get any better once the patch comes out, are they?
>>573281075The patch is confirmed garbage already>not a big meaty and just some characters getting changed, so the same shit patches we always had that do nothing>adds another retarded bloat mechanic that will further ruin the game, whatever it is
doomgawds can't stop winning
>>573281162>not a big meaty and just some characters getting changedSource? The announcement image only says "character adjustments"
Well moused, ratfriend.
are we ready for yet another round of buffs to shotofreaks
retarded doomtroons, if you win too much there won't be a thread to doompost in
>>573281550No "Major"
>>573281652We've already won and are playing around in the ashes
I didn't lose, I just didn't feel like winning today
>>573282701
Marvel Vs Capcom killed fighting games
https://www.twitch.tv/pap_ounetIt's the Oh Chef tournament
>>573257416about that one particularly, it could be the prettiest and best fg ever made (rising), but the 2d animation mixed in with real in-game footage just looks awkward as hell
>>573283212oh my days
>>573283212lè prrrroblemè
>>573257253the manga was startlingly bad so I shant be watching
>>573273982How long until you're a gorillionaire?
>>573260385>>573260775>>573260964>>573261393>>573262046I've never watched SW but I liked it.Unless you're SEA, then I didn't.
>>573274349>>573274405If they're dumb enough to use the medium version you can do that, the H version is dicey though and realistically there's no reason to use a lesser version, how often are you neutral skipping that the cooldown will hurt you?
>>573269929*rolls Galleon's fH**face lands directly on her crotch*
>>573283802M is needed for higher damage corner carry combo routes and L is used for safejump setups so you lose a lot having it on cooldown
>>573277835Galleon is for sex and endless plus frames in the cornerOr who knows, maybe they aren't endless, maybe I'm just going to place another meteor layer and then fH again leaving you a gap where you could've done something? Hmmmmm, care to gamble on it? No it's probably better to just block, I'd never give you a big muddy hug, and isn't jumping scary with that big rock waiting to come in at any time?
>>573270202can you believe some people think the DRAGON who PUNCHES shouldn't have a DWAGON PAWNCH
>>573281075>*offtopic discussion*>man this thread is so ass huh>*people discussing the game*>man this thread is so ass huh?????????????what do you want exactly?
oh, looks like i fell for an organic post
>>573284591More monkeyposting
>>573284834
https://www.twitch.tv/pap_ounet
Anyone for some games? EU
>>573284270He's a dragon who knees according to Versus though
>>573284953the fuck is she wearing glasses for she's never even opened her eyes bullshit ass glasses
>>573285268it’s for me to cum on
>>573284953Are you still available?I can join in some minutes.
>>573286089sure
>>573285915bigger
>>573285268
>>573286185
>>573285254the knee is the fist of the leg
>>573286720this is NOT what I requested
>>573286923its the elbow of the leg...
>>573287056
TIL as Seox, Ferry can hit H to cover>light flip kick>medium flip kick>retreat>crossall out of rekka.Damn. That's wild. Still loses to medium up kick and light kick into ex parry, at least.Most options cover everything but the retreat but getting a punish on it is pretty strong
>>573287393that's the WEIRD kind of bigger...
SEX!!!with dffgbdgdg
should i wet my toilet paper if my sink is arm's distance from the toilet
>>573287914this causes your toilet paper to break up and just get stuck on your ass/fingers kizzington.
>>573288221then why do euros always yell about their superior bidets
none of you are even half the player, half the MAN that kizzy k is
Why am I so fucking bad at fighting games?
>>573288584because paper is not enough sometimes90% have digestion problems, you should know
>>573288669You weren't born with the genetics that make you press buttons good
>>573288605True, I probably do weigh less than half of that man
>>573288584toilet paper disintegrates when wet. bidets wash your ass then you dry off with a tiny bit of tp. wiping with wet toilet paper just causes it to break apart faster and cause a huge mess.
>>573288584you are supposed to wash your ass in there not your toilet paper...
>>573288669because you make stupid meme pictures with vikala that don't make any sense
I am fucking dogshit and the worst player that ever was but once in a blue moon I become godlike for about 20 minutes before returning to absolute dogshit
>>573288863you are not dogshit retarded unskilled faggot learn to play you beautiful noob and stop being depressed fodder
>>573288851holy shit, this anon is STILL buckbroken over the vikki pic
>>573288863genelet werewolves...
>>573288696its insane how many health problems would be solved if the average person was intelligent enough to feed their kids a piece of meat and a vegetable for dinner 5 nights out of the week
>>573288976no I am dogshit forever bro
>>573288669because you don’t play them 24/7
>>573288584Anon what is your idea of using a bidet exactly? Sticking a bunch of toilet paper on your bussy and then getting it blasted with a water stream?Also I've never seen a bidet in my whole life and I'm EU
>>573288669because you want results without putting the effort in.
>>573288863same but i only become gawdlike for 5 minutes at the most.
>>573287914>>573288842holy kek
>>573289020gay woke tranny percy cant accept other cultures
>>573289476Everytime, at first glance, I keep thinking Sieg's coat has three arms because my brain have a nigga moment with the belt. Every single fucking times.
If you want to be good at FGs, you need to put an ungodly amount of hours in. Not only that, you need to train. You need to lab. You need to watch replays. And you need to be effective at it.
>>573289793NOOOOOO ISSA GENE
>>573289793all this just to be outdone by a genegod
If I'm gonna put myself through all that shit I'd rather do it on a skill of value
>>573289793Or you can play Lowain
>>573289793or you can play vaseraga
>>573289793or you can play cagliostro
>get good by grindan>go away for a few weeks>never reach my peak again and unlearn all matchups
>>573290193i hate youtube garbage like this so much
>>573262046>Superjumps completely over him>Does an empty landing and doesn't stick out a hurtbox>Obi-Wan's bullshit 2H STILL gets the hit behind himI'm waiting to see how the Obi-Wan downplay defense force spins this one
What the fuck was that between the Pringles Man and Lardiva?
>>573290272>and unlearn all matchupsthe important thing is that you improved generally wise, MUs and framedata or not. that will make you better at every fighting gameunless your goal is to become good at nothing but granblue. in that case kys
>>573289952
>>573290364nobody is watching that shit
>>573284245>I'd never give you a big muddy hugCan't hug me if you're all the way over at f.H range. I'm holding back and you can't make me commit to anything
>probably unironically 10,000 hours across all fighting games over decades of my life>know I only ever win in grub because my main is bullshit
>>573290672this game is designed to make you feel goodeveryone in this game has over 50% W/R
>>573290739well it makes me feel retardedwell I don't
>matchup knowledgedoesn't exist in this game
>>573290826there, you made your retarded post of the day.good job king, now you can go rest
>>573290554OhI see
>>573290364kino...
>>573290554He posted sadjeeta and now I feel bad. Apologize to him.
>everyone in this game has over 50% W/R
I'm so glad I spent ten thousand hours training, labbing, grinding, studying replays, skipping class, dropping out of school, failing job applications and avoiding contact with mom so I could.... get a crystalline clear shiny blue GM badge.... in granblue fantasy versus........... rising........................
>>573291071>>573290823>HAHAHAHAHA IM SO BAD FEEL BAD FOR ME EVEN IF IM LYINGshut the fuck up retards
>>573290739not me but I'm still gawdlike
>>573271219On the rare occasion I play Third Strike, I use Twelve, do you think I give a flying fuck about how good or bad a character isI want to be Vikala and do some ratty shenanigans
>>573291071All thanks to me and my 2% win rate
>>573290364>>573290983I'm watching but I missed that specific match. What happen?>>573291056Djeeta is so powerful...
>>573291242theyre both retarded and refuse to block so its high action and stupid
>>573291389>theyre both retarded and refuse to block so its high action and stupidwait you're rewatching EVO then? I thought it was a random stream
>>573289793And pick a top tier. You forgot to mention that you have to pick a top tier.
Here's my sad Djeeta
>>573291698That's just Rising. Every other fighting game never had top tiers winning. Just look at SF6 at EVO.
>>573291826>That's just Rising.hahahahaha LOL! LMAO!!
>>573292138stop masturbating to vtubers
>>573291220If you want some actual Vikala advice:Try to keep your opponent at about the tip of her f.h range.Don't use cannons unless your opponent is far enough away that they can't punish you by rolling through them or outside of combos.Prepare to lose to a single bad decision.That or just cheat in infinite spikeballs like fidgeties.
>vtroonas
>>573292189NO
vasanon says kill all vtumors
mom buffs when?
>>573288605if only I could be so grossly gawdlike...
>>573291242Uno did something into RS, Ladiva did something that I didn't watch closely enough to know what the fuck it was, Uno did the RS follow up and a triple attack on block.
>>573291826>just look at SF6A top tier won.Each Top8 at EVO were almost exclusively top tiers with the occasional mid tier used as a counterpick.
>>573294620blanka is not considered top tier sis
t. charlotta player
>Every other fighting game never had top tiers winningwasn't that just basic sarcasm
Sarcasm doesn't exist on the internet
>>573294685mi negro...
>>573293893it's true, I do say this
>>573295654that doesnt make sensethe bitch didnt get changed in a year and just because menard is winning he is now top tier?
>>573295960blanka has been consistent top 5 contender forever
This feels like a fever dream.
New patch will give charlotta an install to chain blanka balls
>>573296312shut yo ass up bitch, this is from a year ago
>>573296476>punk
>>573296392Do they go through projectiles? Because she needs something, anything, against projectiles more than anything else.
>>573296335No kidding. What was the intetntion behing making that?
>>573184183>EU>Sunday July 12th>10am UTCill be asleep after a night of palworld bros
>>573296527i see what you are doing and i am not biting>hurr durr i posted a punk tier list but then i am gonna green text >punk when you posted his as welltoo obvious, too LAME
the gayest fighting game general
>>573296713brother she has the best jump in the game
>>573296847If I can be awake for it after grinding Relink for 84 hours straight, you can be awake after a single night of playing palworld
>>573296853justin wong has been saying blanka was good since forever and i trust that chink more than "i lost because my opponent is so random" punk.
>lyriaHi.png>720 degree rotate>sits at cab with main>blows your back out 50 games in a row>0 respect constant mashing, knows every move before you even think of it>lastmatch.png>stands there and lets you hang yourself>ggs>nicefight.png seeyanexttime.png>discards you like the crusted overworked cumsock you areWe were never friends.
>>573297138nigga justin doesn't actually fucking compete, reeeeetard, every non-player can call every character le good technically, the worst character in sharting is le good as well, it doesnt mean anythingbaaaaaaka holy fuck
>>573297198>nicefight.pngnobody here uses that sticker
>>573296845they had a theme song, it was kinothey mogged everyone else
>>573297395they cheated
>>573297452yes, lesbians cheat
>>573297381And just why do you think that might be, lil troon?
>>573297198>lyriaHi.png>720 degree rotate>sits at cab with main>lastmatch.png>nicefight.png seeyanexttime.pngGood thing I never win. Otherwise I'd feel called out by this.
>>573297308okay then, big bird had blanka in top 10 forever too. even back when luke was top 1.
>>573297381but I use it...I just also don't win
>>573297670because nobody here likes ladiva dipshitfucking retard
>>573298206it's gran retard
>>573288585
>>573297198>stands there and lets you hang yourself>ggssorry but i didn't know what else to saythe chat system is trash
say something nice about this donkey
>>573298435sometimes this donkey is attractive
>>573298435Nice ass.
>>573298125So not a top tier character like I said and not top 5 like you tried to say. That's what this argument was about 5-6 posts ago. Glad we got that settled.
>>573283982For 2.60, they're giving Galleon an auto-roll counter
>>573297381I'd rather work towards normalizing You Are Great!
GGs Zeta anon.Thanks for the games. It really hurts dealing with a Zeta that can just carry you from corner to corner, you've gotten alot more consistent with those conversions. I've also gotta learn to start dodging, DPing and using super on the parry because I ate it so many times needlessly. Let's play again.
feels good to have a babyface brosi'm 41 but look 22the ladies can't get enough of me
>>573296959I was about to say that is not true but then I had flashbacks to that Anila poster poting about floppy something and posting some man ass and cock so, yeah some anons are gay
>>573299017>It really hurts dealing with a Zeta that can just carry you from corner to corner,she deserves it
>>573299017GGs, Galleonbro, I suck. Sorry for ending the chat there, but needed to close the game.It's really not easy for me to find a way in or out in this MU. Especially on the defense. It was much less troublesome with a DP. Galleon can keep herself out of BC range and still threaten with her normals, specials, and her Seism, grabs and her rocks don't care about Zetas Rhapsody.Approaching her was equally difficult. No safe way in. There were so many times when I had you in the corner and ultimately it was just a matter of time until you got out.And yes, I apparently can't react to Primordial Grasp. That's entirely on myself.
>>573299127Ngl, when women stopped approaching or swooning over me was when I realized I'm getting old...
>>573299530>when women stopped approaching or swooning over meits kinda hard for them to do that to me as i dont leave my house
GGs bro GGs. yeah I have it super hard thanks for noticing, I can't win unless I'm gapping hard. you can just counter everything I do and out risk/reward me
i just loove when you guys vomit out a post about how hard or rough this or that mu is and when i see your gameplay you are just playing like a retard not even playing the match ups or even trying tolike a guy who only went to a shooting range trying to tell everyone how all the military tactics work in a real war, you are still not at that level sisters, l2p first
>>573299375I absolutely focused hard in the end on pure defense. Altered my gameplan to not let you get in. Of course I failed a bit, but I locked in.
this game doesn't require matchup knowledge
>>573299919so true cagxis
finna pirate relink tomorrow, play the story and uninstall
is the NA lobby even alive?I don't see anyone asking for the lobby status or posting ggs anymore
>>573300139>6 bowls of cabbage???
>>573299229That was a falseflagHowever...>>>/sp/156473570>>>/sp/156473727>>>/sp/156473898
>>573300340>meggers are fart fetishists
>>573299229>he doesn't remember meth zoi
We do not talk about that
>>573300340someone told her if she ate like a sheep she would become like sheep
Todays dailies are:Two blue sloppiesShutpost in lobbyBlame Vyrn for losing your last ranked match
>>573300908does this mean I can finally tell that guy how to become like vikala and then feed him rat poison
I will watch vids about my troublesome MU and I will learn nothing, because the opponent in the vid never does the things that I have trouble with.
>>573296845basically when i joined the team we had no idea what to call it, the leader suggested we call it "homos" or something but that didn't have enough spice to it. then the mario song popped into my head and it went from there
>>573301315same with an additional dose of my character just running over the other guy without even encountering the things I have trouble withalternatively my character will just get FUCKING annihilated and never do anything, which also teaches me nothing
>>573300319Restinkers killed the lobby. Only the appearance of a Bea can save it
Guys, I'm enjoying Fatal Fury...
I'm sorry bros I've actually just got serious 66L fatigue
Relink in less than 24 hoursI hope it lasts me enough until Tokon
nobody misses you though
everyone misses me (I hope)
>>573302148if you're a lobbyfriend then yes you're my sexual ally
>>573300909It's Vyrn's fault my match winning combo dropped!
>>573302096yeah I know everybody hates fighting my characterit's probably for the best that I'm playing less
nobody is going to pity you
anila is going to rimjob you
>>573302270Soriz robbing the crane machine
>>573301995You can't say that here
>I HATE Rising, but uhhh I want the anons from this thread to come play [X] with mewill always be the most pathetic kind of post
>>573302454>anila
>>573302690code??
>I LOVE Risingwill always be the most pathetic kind of post
>>573302839based
Zamnhttps://x.com/i/status/2074440374509298116
I LOVE Rising
>>573302383I'm aware
I LOVE risingI LOVE my lobbybros even if I want to STRANGLE zoners
why do the most juvenile awful subhuman men who hate their partners have wives and gfs that love them while my bones are breaking down because i can't produce enough happy chemical to metabolize calcium
I have never made a Nierpost in my life.
>>573303218You guys told me this game doesn't have player expression...
>>573303218Surprisingly doable
>>573303420edible chalk
>>573302668Ok you say that but most of you already play relink and will be playing it for a while soon when the update drops, you're all just being niggers that want to keep THIS off-topic discord server thread open for your le epic quirky le gay posting instead of making a temporary relink general here since the update for rising is in fucking september. We can easily have a relink general up for a month at least and then you can go back to this thread and talk about dicks and waifus and literally everything else that isn't rising because the game is fucking dead and nothing is going on. Tell me I'm wrong nigger, go ahead.
>>573303773>Telling Nierposters to literally eat crayonsBased
>>573302668You want to play Palworld though
>>573304152nobody wants to play with you, fuck off if you don't play rising
>>573304152>Tell me I'm wrong nigger, go ahead.I didn't read your post butyou're wrong nigger
>>573304152you're right nigger
I will not be playing palworld
>instead of making a temporary relink general here man, its easy to forget how these people are legitimately mentally ill
we should merge rising, relink and /gbfg/ as one general
>>573305731He's right, you're pathetic.
>>573305931we should also invade /ggg/ and conquer strive for the grub empire
>>573306185>ggganon...
>>573306267They had the decency of ending their endless off-topic discord posting general despite their game being 50 times more popular than ours, but we didn't. The absolute state.
>>573304227Nah, crayons are for Vanes.The calcium carbonate in pure chalk is unironically good for you.
>>573306267>>573047364We will make /ggg/ great again when we invade it and take them under our wing in the great grub empire
>>573305931I'm fine bunking with the Relink guys but I do not want to share a general with the gacha schizos, no sir
if you think niers are bad gachaposters will kill you
I... like most of the niersjust not THAT one
>watch fidgeties vs vaseraga>vas is in the corner>he throws 27 cannon balls, 12 stars and 13 spike balls while vas just blocks>play against vaserage myself>vas is in the corner>i throw 1 spike ball and immediately get hit by u instinction into a full corner to corner combonaruhodo
>>573292228Gotcha, thanks bro
>>573307968must be nice having a name so people don't try as much dumb disrespectful shit on you
>>573297198you join the lobby and we are friends
https://x.com/tororo0316/status/2073649842275090869
>>573309072>I have married Aoi-san, a Cagliostro user
>>573309072even a lowain and cagliostro player can find love
>>573310034lowainchads rly did get the girl..
>tfw still haven't married my lobby cag gf
okwhos gonna be my cagliostro wife
>>573309072women dont wait for you at the gym. they wait for you at the finish line.
>>573310901what's that supposed to mean
>>573309072That's really sweet.
Meet your season 3 guests
>>573309072
>>573311887literally whomst
>>573310764slopliostro
>>573312524it's a nice picture
>>573312524but enough about cagliostro
>>573312014but enough about every single GBF character
but enough about but enough posts
>>573308351>POV: your BC just got blocked
post more cags
>>573313365Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,nyo.
>>573313365
>>573312524We love slop here
>>573313365That's a very nice cog
>>573313569i wanna protect her smilebut i think my penis would be too big for her
>>573313748kunka kunka
>>573312524Every once in a while, there's a concept that is just so obvious but artists still have not got around to it. When that happens, sloppa is useful.Grubs in wedding dresses is that.
>>573310764You're never getting oneAll females who are into otaku culture either hate you(fujos) or are merely performing to drown themselves on male attentionThe only thing left for us is to yearnTo yearn about meeting a girl who is not a soulless golem slut or a heartless bitch
I hate slopI hate cagliostrobut most of allI HATE CAGLIOSTRO
but sheep?I love sheep!
>>573314454yandere wifemy favorite
>>573313365nnoo
>>573315253true... I do love sheep. but I do not luv sheep
>>573315496well alright then
I luv lamb dish
>>573315190should have had aya hirano voice her...
>>573315997what is this a cagliostro for ants?
Sheepanon: Do you luv sheep, sir?Kyotposter: (aside) Are the mods of our side if I say "Nyes"?Ally: (aside) Nyo.Kyotposter: I love sheep, sir, but I do not luv sheep, sir.Ally: Do you not care for sheep, sir?Sheepanon: I care for sheep, sir. I luv sheep, sir.Kyotposter: But if you do, you are not my ally. I serve as good a waifu as you sir.Sheepanon: No better. Kyotposter: Nwell, sir.
>>573310732>girl
>>573317710shut the fuck up stupid harvin tororo isnt gay
>>573317834>percival player
>>573316374>>573316594
Why is she sometimes cag and sometimes cog
Cuntliostro
Cunnyostro
>>573319150new hotness
Cumliostro
Crimeliostro
Breadliostro
Crunchliostro
I turned myself into a cock Clarisse, I'm Cockliostro
How about you turn yourself into a new thread
>>573318095Anila is missing a headbutt attack Should have been her throw
>>573321297>>573321873I turned myself into a thread, Clarisse! I'm Bakeliostro!>>573322109>>573322109>>573322109
byakeing.