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>>573204723

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
May 21 Helldivers x Warhammer 40K https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8
Jun 04 Progressiong Progression https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548946858
Jun 16 Supply & Flamer FRVs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMRAOyw5MV4
Jun 30 R-4 Termicide 2.0 & Hyena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5xxT-LWRYY

>LATEST PATCHES
Jun 16 1.006.300 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951
Jul 07 1.006.301 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689543612
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RR is bad
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>>573285659
CGW might be right up your alley tranny, they raped the RR.
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lobby decides
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242247529878/76561198008364447
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>>573285824
If he would unironically play the game he would realize that none of this is needed because the game is easy enough already.
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>>573285824
this is the average voice that AH listens to for balancing.
The fact that D10 may once in a while be difficult on aggressive seeds is a miracle.
He's right about the mechs being either limited use or long cooldown. I vote long cooldown tho.
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>>573285824
I'd be okay with 1-3 but the rest are ludicrous.
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>>573286157
none of these are good for the game.
each one implemented from this list is -5000 players
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The Raped
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>>573285868
3/4
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>>573277889
>you can't make changes without the diaper wearing bug chasers having asked for it first
kill yourself you fucking dogshit player
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>>573285824
>gamer dad rage cheating because he cant win with pubbies
I dont really mind that people do this to make the game fun for themselves, the problem is how vocal they are about wanting it to be the standard.
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>D....DID XHEY JUST CHANGE AN ENEMY TO FIT ITS HEAVILY ARMORED FRONT SIDE GIMMICK?
>OOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK ARE XHEY DOING
>NOOOOOOOO I WANT TO ROOOOOOON AND DEPLOY MY XENTRIES TO PLAY THE GAME FOR ME REEVEERT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOW ARROWHEAD AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Being a gas diver is pretty great right now.
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>>573285824
HOLY FUCKING SUPER BASED
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>>573286356
>it's okay when botsissies cry for a unit to get nerfed multiple times in a row
>it's not okay when bugGAWDs ask for a change to be reverted that made the unit easier to kill with meta weapons
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>>573286432
>he cant win with pubbies
I genuinely don't know how anyone loses at this game. I run pubs all the time with restrictions on never bringing an anti-tank / heavy pen weapon and do fine.
I still win like 99% of missions on Difficulty 10 while watching Love Island or a True Crime show on second monitor.
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>>573286726
Where's the "Heavily Armored Front" gimmick?
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https://youtu.be/RLSV-Fz9l3k

I need more funny fan animations
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>>573287150
oh so you were just shitting your pants over nothing then, thanks for admitting it
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>LЇMITED TO THREE
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Replace sterilizer with the sludge launcher
Give sidearm and support weapon modding
Give armor modding and helmet upgrades
Make HSO and VE always active and remove them as boosters
Make fire/stun/smoke hellpod personal upgrades and remove them as boosters
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>>573287485
See : >>573286952
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>they are now genuinely trying to make it seem like they were shitting their pants for a full week straight over the hive guard being EASIER to kill
by far the most delusional and subhuman sect of players in the game jesus fucking christ
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title update due soon yeah?
cyberstan was a while ago
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>Stealth armor solo fag
>Throwing C4
>Killing outposts with a single detonation
>Heavy armor recoilless rifle faggot wants to follow me

Why are some people like this? Fuck off.
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>>573287797
it has to be the cultists this time
what else
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>>573285824
Based except 6&8 those are too cheesy
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>>573287886
they're using a new pesticide on the bugs so we will likely get another bug themed season with new enemies that are still slow enough to outwalk and totally shut down with napalm and sentries (bugfags will claim it is the hardest faction in the game)
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>>573287082
Any time you see them whine about ragdolls its a massive redflag that they have no concept of self preservation.
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>>573285824
At this point just play halo, what a fucking nigger
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>>573285824
Horrid. Just play something else at that point, you aren't engaging with any of the game mechanics
But this just shows the game needs custom difficulty
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>>573288206
>its a massive redflag that they have no concept of self preservation.
I'll remember that when i get ragdolled from behind cover because the turret tower shot the other side of the wall I was on
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>>573285824
>all that melty over some nigga playing a modded game solo
what gives?
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>>573288121
Post a video of you outwalking scavengers, hunters or warriors please
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>>573288378
behind*
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Anyone wants to play?
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>>573288121
you will shit your pants as your expectations are wholly subverted and the TCS succeeds only for cultists to fuck it up for us
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>>573288469
>clowning on a noob supreme
>melty
look how he recoils
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>>573288378
>thing happens reliably
>doesn't learn from that thing
>repeatedly gets got by the same thing
you issue.
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>>573288623
>Hide behind cover
>Get ragdolled from behind cover
What do you want me to do? Not be behind cover?
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>>573288858
not hug the cover
there's only so much of a force impulse radius to cannon tower shots
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>>573288858
Stand back from the cover if you know whats on the other side of it can rag doll you through cover. Why are you even asking, are you literally fucking retarded? The game isn't a cover shooter where any given waist high wall can stop a nuclear blast. You gamer dads are the most stubborn and stupid people on the planet.
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someone post THAT webm of someone holding S to outplay bugs
or literally walking around the back of them
fucking joke faction
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>>573289092
So you've pivoted from "no self-preservation" to moving the goalpost into "No, not like that!"
I accept your concession.
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>Well, all your weapons are supposed to be bad XD
>See, haha, the gimmick with this item is that it FRICKING EXPLODES RANDOMLY when you use it
>The weapon technology we had since WW2 and has been present since last game is simply TOO HECKING HIGH for an expendable shocktrooper like you! Get it? It's capitalism bad again
>Bro, did you just ask for more quality of life additions? Heh, send this fugitive to the Freedom Camp
So, so, so tired of this gay gimmick
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uh oh murdeep slippers multi hour meltdown incoming
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>573289306
Vantablack retard gorilla nigger confirmed
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D11 announcement!?
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>>573286751
it really is
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>573289432
dilating loser with no argument confirmed
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>>573289382
None of of the weapons in the game explode randomly. Go back to unfiltered.
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>>573288469
>modded game solo
he clearly states teammates multiple times in the post
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>>573289382
>overcharging a weapon that specifically says “do NOT overcharge this weapon” is it randomly exploding
Yeah
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>"I CANT BELIEVE THE COMPANY THAT COULDNT EVEN KEEP THE PROMISE TO DO AN AMA EVERY OTHER WEEK LIED ABOUT THE ROADMAP!"
How many dicks are you gonna suck before you realize you dont like sucking dicks?
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>dick sucking analogy
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>>573289983
It’s anon’s only life experience, please understand
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>>573289983
they're futa dicks it's alright
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>>573290250
wow
i have never seen an anon this straight
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>>573289983
>>573290165
The least obvious samefag
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>Join bug lobby
>Just 2 grown men making slapping sounds while the third does a very bad female voice impression about how their pussy feels
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>>573290454
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>Join Squid lobby
>Just 3 grown men with voices so deep it makes my entire headset vibrate from the base before they get blown out
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>>573290767
Gucci loves being the woman
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>Join bot lobby
>Just 3 grown men playing the game normally
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>join bot lobby
>three trannies shrieking about bugdivers
>kicked for using the RR instead of an AC or AMR
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>>573290996
Kek
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Which swede do I have to bribe to get a suppressor for my Anti-Material Rifle?

>We have worm hole backpacks that teleport us
>We have the technology to put a big suppressor on a big sniper
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>having a fun little banter
>some asshole ruins it with their melty
read the room
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>noooo you can’t make fun of me or you’re having a melty!
Yeesh, change your tampon, xir
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>>573289306
You learn self preservation through failure. Well, not you, you dont learn at all because you're a stubborn gamerdad. Stay mad at the video game unc.
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War.. bond..?
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>>573291938
I already accepted your concession. You don't need to send in another.
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>>573292053
>threadshitter gamer unc watching the thread like a hawk for (you)s instead of enjoying the video game
lmaoing, get back to work, your boss is coming
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>>573292258
Just put your concessions in the corner.
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Summoning the EOS announcement.
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>everyone knows what theyre doing
>game is a snoozefest
wow!
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Is there a lobby up?
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>>573292440
Sorry anon, the Marathon thread is further below
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>>573292739
we only have downs lobbies I'm afraid
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>y-you d-don't understand because you don't play bots!!!!!!!
>you NEED the Recoilless Rifle on bots!!!! this is NON-NEGOTIABLE.
>if you don't bring the RR you are dead weight!
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>>573292918
>Heres your massive cum-back, bwo
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They gonna give us hoverboards from unreal tournament 3 and character creation.. right?
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>>573291673
They would need to increase its drag, reduce its damage, reduce projectile velocity and maybe even decrease its armor pen, for it to be balanced. You would then have a primary weapon in a support weapon slot, with its only benefit being suppressed.
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>>573292918
No anon, Helldivers 2 will be sacrificed so that arrowhead can join the Marathon team in trying to make that game playable.
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>>573293145
Thats a fucked up horse
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newfag vs d10 mox

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242253478023/76561198050490931

learned yesterday that portable hellbomb activate takes prio over supply pack share xdd
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>>573293001
I'll fit right in then.
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>>573293341
don't forget to kick gucci slippers, hes a troll
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>>573293145
I hope character creation will allow me to make cute bois!
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>>573293341
lobby status
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>>573293027
RR fell completly out of the meta now that the leveller exists
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>>573293251
OMG I'm so happy to meet an Arrowhead developer. Only they know how to hire the best that can take optimize the fun out of any idea. I loved your work with the true flag and constitution. They're just barely not a meme now.

They can balance it by putting it on page 3 of a $10 warbond like ever other cool piece of equipment.
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>>573293341
Failed to join
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>>573294030
I hope that someone caves your skull in with a tack hammer
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Do you guys prefer it when someone brings a mech or hate having to work around it's blind spots or getting trampled.
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>>573295328
Do whatever's fun, so long as you don't fuck over someone else doing it
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>>573295525
Fed post
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>>573295328
i don't give a shit
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>>573295987
Fag post
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>>573295328
The onus is on them to be aware of the multi-ton machine moving around them, I can only do so much. If you get squashed for not paying attention it’s your fault.
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>>573295328
I've only been trampled a few times but IDM since everything can kill you really.
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>>573295328
this is a man
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>>573295328
It depends, they can be annoying but most people burn through their ammo so fast they're never around for more than a few minutes at most.
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Now this!
Is a mech!
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>>573295328
when they allow me to get on top of them to ride them of course
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>>573296530
No this is a man
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>>573296631
That is highly unrealistic! Give it factory-strider legs.
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>>573293027
now do that as host
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>>573296631
>leaktrannies are getting low on attention again
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242253478023/76561198050490931 3/4 newfag d10 one had to drop
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>>573294030
who makes these?
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>>573297726
Some cool dude by the looks of things.
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>>573297726
some thai faggot on twitter
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>573294030
genuinely the type of shit that puts you on a watch list.
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>>573297726
Someone with rampant mental illness.
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>>573296631
When I tried this my mech would start sliding around uncontrollably. Replacing the arms with the Bastion coax HMGs was much more stable, though the actual weapons were invisible.
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>>573298282
I love ladyboys so much bros
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>>573298282
got a name?
need to do some research
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>>573293145
Sorry, hoverboards aren't realistic, and who even needs them anyways.
Instead, you'll be getting the Big Wheel of Democracy vehicle, in the new Fisher Price legendary warbond.
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>>573298535
we're all on lists here anon
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What's going on with the pubbies? They ragequit at like 2nd death at best and rush extract like the police are at the door, they don't even try to fight anything. It has been like this like last 2 orders, summer maybe?
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When warbond?
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>>573301409
>Do the humiliation ritual of picking your shit up off the ground
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>>573301552
Now.
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>>573301409
>pubs
>avoiding fighting
Uhhhh yeah? Most of the time trying to fight leads to death loops on their end, leaving me to deal with the drop/breach. Sitting around fighting everything is a waste of ammo anyways when points of interest always have static spawns anyways. Going out of your way to solo and complete objectives as swiftly as possible is the best possible course of action one can take while playing in pub lobbies and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
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>>573301936
Killing is fun thoebeit.
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why is the 380mm barrage SO bad?
if you're anywhere near it, it is 100% going to kill you and your whole squad, but if you call it directly on top of an enemy breach it might kill like a dozen of them if you're lucky
am I just dogshit at the game or what?
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>>573302284
Its the "For Spectacle Only" Stratagem
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So how is the CGW thing going?
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>>573301936
Aye I do that but usually at least they do...something, and you get one competent pubbie usually. If not you are already seeing the helldiver#1749 names, but these are something else, pc too.
I'm not liking not being able to see the modifiers either.
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>>573302284
It's fine for what it is. Its main purpose is to cripple bot bases and occasionally suppress Bug Breaches. Toss it on an objective before moving in, and all you really have to do is clean up the stragglers. If you want something stronger, try Orbital Laser instead.
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>>573301597
The real humiliation ritual is being so shit you have to pick your stuff up more than once.
like me
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>>573302519
41% of the playerbase mysteriously disappeared
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>>573302054
I'm not disagreeing, but it gets grating having to babysit mouth breathers while dealing with whatever's trying to kill me already. Sometimes they're even more dangerous than the enemies themselves if only due to their own incompetency.
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>>573302284
It's a bit worse than the 120mm because the area it bombards is much larger, but the explosions are only slighter bigger. It can still be pretty good, though. If enemy reinforcements get called far way from your team and you throw the stratagem in front of the reinforcements, it can kill a lot of them.
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in six years, on the fifth anniversary of eos, the swiggers will offhandedly admit - oh yeah, if there was a player between the enemy and the sentry, that enemy always took priority nr 1.
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>>573304153
What?
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>>573302284
It is a "thin their numbers" barrage
If you want a "kill everything smaller than a tank" barrage, you should bring napalm
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>>573304153
Take your meds, homo
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>>573302284
380mm is for objective destruction primarily. 120mm is better for killing. Walking barrage is... LOL!
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>>573305503
Be less obvious
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>>573285824
1-3 are fair
4 it's a bit much but i'ts ok i guess
5 based
6 giga cringe
7 we already have this
8 cringe but also based
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>>573288469
>but muh hardcore milsim
tell those niggers to shut the fuck up and ban them from your game
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A lobby m'lord
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242267149106/76561198040375859
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>>573295328
mech divers are based tanks divers are giga cringe your fire power gets cut by half when some one brings the tank beacuse one dumb retard has to drive and i've notice people tend to get tunnel vision when playin the tank
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>>573308268
FVLL
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>>573302284
im pretty sure AH switched the values of the 380 with the 120 for a laugh
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>>573294431
>Buff AMR to be the highest penetration

>Introduce suppressed AMR that is just the current AMR but silent
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The Lib Pen is a good gun
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>>573309351
>lib pen
>drum magazine
>siege ready
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>>573302284
Its really not that bad. Taking full orbitals is an easy win with bots.
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This MO is doom to fail ain't it.
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>>573311213
>Darn it! Looks like the Hyena goes back into the warbond for $10 USD haha! Darn it! :^)
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>>573309351
...for me to POOP on
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>>573293027
>solo enemy
>defanged
>point blank range
WAOOOOOW
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>>573311579
Holy shit gottem
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>>573311474
I'm tired of this retarded 3-piece "campaign" business. It's already shaping up to be easy win -> izzat farm -> easy win because God forbid you don't let the piggies have the dangling carrot.
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>>573285824
KING
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>>573295987
>i like having fun in my having fun simulator
>fed
raped
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>>573289560
? Railgun, epoch, eruptor with its funny shrapnel, frag nades and the random shrapnel, grenade launcher ricocheting its bullets exactly where you are standing, barrages targerting you for some nonsensical reason (airburst, 380, 110, gatling barrage), eagles going full traitor mode randomly, plants that you cant see exploding and instakilling you from 50 metters away... there is a lot of "random bs kills me" mechanics in the game and this is just the tip of the iceberg really.
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>>573313689
Thats what a fed would say
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>>573313713
None of the things you listed are random. Go back.
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>>573293027
>one singular factory strider with no 150 rockets ragdolling around.
diff 6 webm, nice work you figured out that fire works on them.
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>>573313824
raped
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>>573302284
All barrages target you if you are in the danger zone, this also applies to eagles, the effective range of the 380 is 80 meters but sometimes if it wants to kill you one of the salvos will target you at 90 so if you use one just run away as far as you can, 380 is dogshit anyways just use 120.
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>>573309351
What's the point of using it over the Coyote?
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>>573309351
>siege ready
You didn't play the game. You didn't use the real gun
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>Censor (Bots)
>Trident (Squids)
>Sweeper (Bugs)

These are my favorite guns.
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>>573314627
For me it’s
>Diligence CS
>Coyote
>Torcher
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>>573313846
sure fatman.
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>>573313713
>drops a strat ball 5 feet from homself
>bewildered he gets rekt by artillery or bombs
>uses explosives at point blank range
>bewildered he gets rekt by shrapnel
It sounds like you may just be mentally disabled
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>>573285824
this nigga using grenadier battlement
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>>573314421
Not him but drum mags are pure sex
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>>573315283
He has to be standing still. Or maybe he only has 1 hand? I think the best thing for him to do would be to main FRV turret.
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>>573308268
gg fagboys it was fun killing 31 bile titans with you
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>>573315449
They look silly.
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>>573315935
Just don't use the lib pen's default green skin
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>>573314421
I can't get over how aesthetically pleasing that face looks. This thing has facemogged every other animal on earth.
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>>573316237
Borzoi mogs coyotes
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>>573316237
Wrong. So fvcking wrong.
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helloooooo
where is warbond?
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>>573316735
i ate it sorry
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>>573316735
This anon >>573316778 ate it (he's fat as shit)
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>>573309351
always was shitters will stick to the meta and midwits will swear it's mid
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Some anons use this as a alternative to sex just saying
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>>573318138
med pen is meta for faggots that can't even replace a smoke detector battery
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>>573314591
That's the Battle Master set you dingus
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>>573318294
Indeed. Sexual desire is simply a modified expression of hunger in the first place.
I'm sure that anon ate the warbond to cool his lust.
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>>573318425
midwit detected
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>>573318294
Sex is overrated. Videogames leave a longer-lasting impact.
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>>573316735
When I imagine AH employees it's like one of those "my workday" foids post showing them fucking around for 3 hours and having some "meetings" doing fuck all.
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>unironic fornicators ITT
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>>573318778
coitus-havers, fornicators, carnals, and breeders will be the slow death of our nation.
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>>573318741
Someone should just make one, we have the technology.
Not me though.
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>>573319062
incel-nation its time to say goodbye...
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>>573315097
>cant cope with the fact his stratagems actively try to kill him so he makes up a situation on his mind to feel better
heh couldnt be me, everything including my own stratagems are enemies, i win every time.
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>>573314627
For me its
Lib Pen (Bots) Blitzer (Borgs)
Plasma Punisher (Bugs) Blitzer (Preds)
Tendie (Squids) Sickle (Mecha Squids)
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>>573319201
>this guy is making up situations
>but your own stratagem definitely try to kill you
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>>573304153
>if there was a player between the enemy and the sentry,
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Why didn't they call the hyena the jackal. It would be much closer to the naming convention, and jackal sounds cooler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ZyH8yBTck
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>>573285824
1-3 are fine I guess ragdoll 3 is great but 1-2 I feel like reduction instead of removal is better I'd rather not with 4 I'd rather we just have armor values like the enemies

5 BASEDGIGATRVTH

6-8 are lame and gay
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Still want a mission where if you don’t take out the AA systems they shoot down the Eagle so you have to go extract them like that mission in mw2 and carry her to the pelican
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>>573314415
Devs think random = funni so they force everything to "Totally Randomly" blow you up and blame it on bugs
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I simply would stand in range of my randomly firing barrage but that's just me
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>>573320118
This is a grunt fantasy, chudaliticous. Not your space marine super man coomerslop
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>>573314415
>All barrages target you if you are in the danger zone,
a shell landing near you while you're standing inside the beaten zone of an artillery barrage is not you being specifically and intentionally targeted, it's you standing inside the fucking beaten zone
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>>573320118
you mean like megafactory missions
literally try and use an eagle without taking out all the AAs and it will get tagged
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>>573314415
If you post a video of you getting killed by a 380 while standing 90 meters away, I will shit in my own mouth.
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>>573320453
Was it real in your head?
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>City at the tail end of Genesis Prime to guarantee the MO stalls and fails
Swiggers must not have the new TCS maps ready yet.
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>>573320370
Lol
Lmao even
You don't know the 7 minute rule don't you
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>>573321312
>you don't know about cope made up by shitters
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>>573321312
Can you enlighten me on the seven minute rule? What essential piece of game knowledge am I missing?
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>>573322678
it's a made up schizo conspiracy theory to justify their skill issues getting them killed
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D10, any
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242278733901/
Doing warbond themed loadouts, but not gonna enforce it. Use what you want.
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>>573322876
3/4
Video games soon.
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>>573322876
3/4 WE NEED YOU
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>>573323389
My wife looks like this.
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>>573322876
deploying lust based image countermeasures, 3/4
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die
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How do we destroy the Gloom? It's obvious that the TCS is going to fail again do to Terminid rapid evolution, and going into the Gloom and glassing every single super colony within would probably be too costly since we're in a three front war. I don't even think raping them to death would work this time.

Are we fucked?
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Med pen primaries are trash unless you're fighting against squids.
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>>573325278
Same way we did it the first time, send every single Helldiver to Zagon Prime and Omicron and liberate them.
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>>573319489
>Rovers and sentries can't see through walls
>Rovers and sentries can't shoot through walls
>Rovers and sentries can't shoot through corpses
>Rovers and sentries can see and shoot through players
>Not malicious btw
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The campaigns giving us free shit all the time is making the game way easier than it needs to be
I wish they'd chill out with it
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>>573322876
3/4 again
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>>573327214
I wish they'd chill out with it because I just don't like gas stratagems. Constantly getting hit by the gas mortar is annoying.
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Does Super Earth have ice cream barges?
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>>573326539
>instead of targeting enemies behind the user a guard dog should just let them get flanked and raped
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Lava planets just aren't fun
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>>573327834
>I'll ignore the rules of engagement when it means killing the player
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The walking barrage is one of the most useless stratagems. It's not the worst only because of the orbital airburst existing.
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>>573329056
It's a Blitz autowin on drop
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>>573329056
How do I even use the walking barrage?
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Anyone else getting weird ragdolls on mox?
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>>573329638
that's just the mox engines
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>It's another episode of driving my teammates around in the Bastion tank and let them have fun blowing shit up and drive them to the extraction zone with my FRV when we're done with the mission
comfy
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>>573323389
Too big.
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>>573329701
please clap
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Never see anybody using the dominator any more
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>>573329948
Do you switch to Gear 1 when climbing hills with the tank or it's just me?
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I love Poopies!

Smearing poopies all over my face!
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>>573330405
because it has 0 ergo and nothing to make up for that fact
i say this as a huge jarhead
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>>573330405
Used to be my go-to for bots but it's pretty shit honestly
The diligence shits all over it in every way
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>>573330565
only if it's a very steep hill, otherwise I drive on D 99% of the time, sometimes I switch to gear 2 so I can turn the tank faster
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>>573330405
used to be one of the few half decent primaries. now that primaries can actually kill things people don't look past all its downsides anymore
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>>573325601
Do we have enough men for that?
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>>573331437
depends on how the swedes are feeling that day
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>>573329956
Wrong. Just big enough, around Oppai Academy levels of big in fact. The Goldie Locks zone of ideal breast size.
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>>573322876
GGs
Automatons raped and gaped
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>>573331890
>ideal size
Wrong.
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>>573329956
>>
kys pajeet
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>>573330405
It's in the same spot as the stock liberator and adjudicator where its just cleanly outclassed by its peers.
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Can we use FRV skins now without crashing?
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>>573335319
nah I was using a skin and I still hit a big rock
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24 hours left to liberate Genesis Prime in time actually seems pretty feasible. Not sure why the doomers think this is a railroaded defeat instead of another of Joel's nailbiters.
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>>573335319
>Svveden fixing guaranteed crash bugs in a timely manner
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>>573335882
chalk that one up to the malicious code 7 minute rule
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Why they don't want to make:
1) Trasmog or skill change for armor, at least in same armor type (medium to medium and etc)
2) Loadout templates
3) Possibility to change armor color
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Every time a solo player complains that A weapons is too weak because they can't solo missions with it, all they are doing is showing that it's not overpowered. Solo players are not nearly as good at the game as they think they are, but even if they were, the highest difficulty in the game should be challenging to an entire team of the faggots, rather than just one of them. The tools that allow one moderately skillful asshole to kill entire reinforcement waves on D10 are overpowered and frankly bad for the game.
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>>573336878
>1) Trasmog or skill change for armor, at least in same armor type (medium to medium and etc)
too much work
>2) Loadout templates
too much work
>3) Possibility to change armor color
too much work holy shit how entitled are you???
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Ship progression update?
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>>573302284
its good for the specific situation where a reinforcement drop happens in a nest or encampment
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>>573336878
>Why they -
Because they know better than you and they know none of that is important.
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>>573337352
The devs have the good sense to realize that too much progression is a bad thing.
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What was with that update that moved the ship upgrade terminal so you'd have to walk further?
What the fuck is the point of that
Sometimes I join people and they still have the old layout
Is it more swedish passive aggression, doing anything and everything to waste more of my time?
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>>573319201
Extreme short bus energy, retard confirmed
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doko?
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>>573315097
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>>573337442
It looks like the game is on life support - a bunch of devs just swap numbers around, but nothing changes in terms of overall gameplay or endgame progression. What are the 140 people at Arrowhead HQ doing? Working on a new game? Or are they mandated to circlejerk every day?
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>>573338014
did you know that 41% of all AC users end up killing themselves? crazy.
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>>573338014
wouldn't happen if you didn't cheat in all of those sc
it's called karma
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I'm pretty happy with the state of mechs now, I've found myself actually wanting to play again just to use them
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>>573338105
They added like three new sub factions this year, along side new biomes, and the bastion tank. A lot of stuff does get added to the game. The devs probably don't want to add more end-game progression because they believe, correctly, that too much progression scares off new players.
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>>573338287
yes it's nice
I don't dive without a vehicle of some kind anymore, unless it's bricks of course
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>>573313942
it says diff 10 on the top right though?
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>>573338395
No all that content were made by other studios, not AH in particular
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>>573338287
I still think the patriot needs more ammo in its gatling gun. The rest are solid though.
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>>573338014
Yep, AC has invisible ghost sharpnel from time to time that just kill you with a headshot.
Something regarding host desync - it doesn't show for you, but in host's eyes, a sharpnel did hit you, so for some reason it gives priority to what the host has seen.
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lobby doko
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>>573337352
scrapped just like cultists
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>>573324181
hey that is my wife you basterd :(
don't sexualize her!
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>>573330405
just use senator with supply pack if you want a heavy hitting primary
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>>573314421
why is bro's face so aerodynamic
or is the photo stretched?
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>>573338565
I'm not familiar with how contracting works in the games industry, but I assume Arrowhead does the initial work, and then the contractor finishes it. For example, if a contractor creates 3d models, they create the 3d models based on Arrowhead's concept art and specifications. The stuff that is "made by contractors" isn't wholly created by them, Arrowhead still has to do a portion of the work.
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>>573329056
orbital airburst was solid back in the day
swiggers just had to increase spread for whatever arbitrary reason
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can somebody explain to me why the tank drives like shit and often get stuck on a 2 feets tall rock?
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>>573339229
Because you suck at driving it.
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>>573339229
grunt fantasy, next question
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>>573339229
play more, get more experience, realize that tank is very good as it is and that you just need to play the game more
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>>573339229
lower the difficulty
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>>573285824
>3-4 extra stratgems
kill this man
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>>573338014
This is why I refuse to use the AC. It may happen once in a blue moon but when it does it just annoys the shit out of me
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>>573295328
im bring mechs and k9 to every lobby
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>>573338014
>>573338124
looks like epochsisters have some competition when it comes to guns that 41%
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>be pub
>jumps into my teammates tank
>shot 1 cannon round at the nearby trooper bot
>refuses to reload
>spam the machine gun endlessly at the factory strider
>tank destroyed
>leaves
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>>573338893
palamutes
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>>573339795
retardGODS run the game...
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>>573338893
waiting for my coworker to leave the room so I can watch this
this better be good
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242297183901/76561197962839239
can decide on squigs or robos
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>bots get their first lucky hit and my breakthrough finally goes down after 95% of the mission
>eject and hold up my ballistic shield
>troonomatons seethe protocols go nuclear as I continue to mow them down
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>>573339382
cope
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>>573340531
2/4
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>>573340696
>troonomatons
Automatroons is right there
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>>573340531
3/4
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>>573341779
sudden desire to rape whatever the fuck this walmart powerpuff girl is
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>>573340531
le failed
le sigh
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>>573340531
full

>>573342090
cucked
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>>573342135
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>>573340696
What does the breakthrough actually do?
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>>573342270
BIG SHIELD
BIG SHOTGUN
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>>573342324
What do you do if there's a a super heavy, or even just a tank?
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>>573342394
Tank specifically kind of an issue
Shoot anything else
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>>573342457
You can kill BTs and striders? What about harvesters?
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>>573342528
Yes
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>>573342528
You could probably just shield-bash harvesters to death? They're not that sturdy
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>>573342528
Spank the legs of harvesters they fold so fucking fast
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>>573342204
this thing owes me sex
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ha ha lobby doko in these trying times?
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>>573342528
Headshots, tummy shots, shield bash EZPZ
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>>573342528
Kills everything except hive lords and even then once the armor breaks from something else shooting the flesh melts it in no time
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>>573342934
us europoors are at work, it is up to our american brothers to lobby the dokos
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Apart from adding vehicles and the changes to/addition of stealth, Helldivers 2 hasn't received any real updates. Everything else is minor stat changes or small game mode differences that don't matter. Enemies added have not changed how players interact with factions or content.
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>>573342204
my superstar
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>>573342204
3/4 again
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>>573340531
back to 3/4
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ded
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>>573344181
>>573344164
fvll?
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>>573345542
ded
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Thai two days in a row got my asshole throbbing and stinging
What's a good loadout to pair with this feeling
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>>573346612
4 fucking eagles
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>>573346612
Thai food or Thai ladyboys
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>>573345542
just finished
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>>573346734
both
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>>573346612
All flame
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>>573347014
Good idea. Save on lube.
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I don't like playing bots because the ragdolling is too annoying, all thanks to the war strider. Non war strider seeds are fun.

Bugs are alright and the most balanced faction.

Illuminates are a nothing burger where nothing ever happens. Don't even get why they put any MOs on them when nobody likes playing them.
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>>573347232
Psyker main
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>>573347953
>he gets ragdolled on bots in 2026 after the entire faction has been raped and sissified to death
major skill issue, don't join my bot lobbies mr reddit dadgamer

>Bugs are alright and the most balanced faction.
yeah that checks out perfectly
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haven't played since cyberstan left, are we back or is it still abysmal dogshit?
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>>573347953
Having bad opinions is worse than rape, because taste is the most important quality a person can have.
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>>573348380
the game is still fun
but nothing as fun as cyberstan was is available currently, maybe nu-tcs will be
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>can call in exosuits and cars with a tank which are delivered by PELICANS near anti-air emplacements no problem
>can't call in eagle because "muh anti-air"
uhhhhhh? grunt fantasy?
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>>573348747
Wait, that's actually a good point. But I don't think the playerbase can appreciate such a kino change without shitting their pants.
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>>573285824
See the thing about pandering to gamerdad retards is that it just makes the game worse for anyone who actually plays the game, while gamerdad retards will never be satisfied because they are gamerdad fucking retards.
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>>573348747
I don't understand this post. what exactly are you upset over and for what reason? You obviously have the opinion that "grunt fantasy" is a retarded thing for the devs to strive for and you don't like what it entails, yet you're using that as a basis to complain about how pelicans can operate near AA objectives but not eagles. Are you suggesting that pelican drops shouldn't be allowed either? Or are you pointing out that since pelicans aren't stopped by AA then why are eagles? but then I have to ask you what would be the fucking point of the AA objective if it did nothing to impact gameplay.

it almost seems like you're just complaining about something for the sake of complaining
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>>573348747
Pelican pilots are giga chads and don't give a fuck about pussybitch "anti-air" emplacements
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>>573349340
>someone points out simple inconsistency
>this causes assmad anon to project his seethe and immediately rush to defend arrowhead
lay off the hrt buddy it's frying your brain
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>>573349340
I think he was saying that if we are truly going for grunt fantasy where helldivers get raped all the time, why are we allowed to "cheat" and completely ignore enemy anti-air emplacements when using the pelican?
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>>573348380
If you always wanted mechs to be a lot better we are back
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>>573348747
>can't even use the EAGLE REARM stratagem when anti-air is nearby
sw*de incompetence knows no bounds
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>>573351017
The bullets from the AA gun bounce your radio waves back to you, so you can't tell Eagle-1 to re-arm.
>But what about the other strata
Those stratagems come directly from the destroyer, which uses super radio.
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>>573351557
super copium
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so when do we get the new tranny gun?
or we not getting it because nobody wants to play against illuminantry?
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>bot AND squid MO
forced loss, we all know botniggers can't win any MO and nobody want to play squid
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>>573351890
>facetious joke response
>>bro copium bro
nice one retard
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>>573297726
doom_captain on the twitter
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>>573348747
i actually want eagle one to take damage from anti air if it gets close without locking you out. give the eagle the damage system autismo every other enemy gets
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>>573353638
can this nigger start drawing girls instead already?
not everyone is a boy raping faggot
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Eagle Kamikaze will solve the AA issue
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>>573353745
akshually if you keep deploying the eagle JUST outside the anti-air area e.g. strafing run aimed directly towards the AA turrets, it might get damaged and then eagle becomes unavailable due to damage and basically just gives you a regular rearm time until you can use it again.
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>>573350417
why don't automatons instagib and instantly destroy vehicles if real life antitank weapons (rpg, carl gustaf, javelin) can disable and outright destroy vehicles and helldivers alike?
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>>573353929
Girls are for faggots thoughever.
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>>573354067
idk I don't actually play the game
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>>573354062
>it might get damaged and then eagle becomes unavailable due to damage and basically just gives you a regular rearm time until you can use it again.
Not a thing.
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>>573353638
>MG Sentry
>Gatling icon
NGMI
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Why didn't they program these things to automatically fly into bot fabricators and bug holes?
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>>573354175
it is a thing
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>>573354175
it is a thing though
eagle has been a damageable entity from day 1; you could shoot it down with a well timed spear
not to mention it will still sometimes clip itself with its own ordnance and result in a forced reload
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>>573354175
I've done this accidentally on cyberstan, it's a thing
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Let me upgrade the orbital laser to 5 uses
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>>573354242
>>573354227
ok what is the hp and ap value of eagle one since you're so knowledgable
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>>573354175
>doesn't even play the game
many such cases.
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>>573354242
don't even need cyberstan - just orbital airburst on top of your teammate's eagle cluster bombs, call in your own eagle and the eagle gets damaged just as quickly.
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>>573354189
you can you just need to throw it at an enemy just coming out a hole/fab
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>>573342528
go underneath them and start wailing on em with the shield
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>>573354189
atleast these things rape gunships, so if you don't wanna waste your secondary slot for the pissle you just get these instead
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hello where warbond?
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>>573355676
I ate it
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>>573355676
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>>573338014
>muh media literacy
>muh grunt fantasy
>muh funny moments to post on reddit
I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN
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>3 cats in a row
were doomed
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>>573354175
Don't fuck with /hdg/, we don't even play the game.
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>>573354175
>>573354416
the moment the eagle flies through the gatling barrage stream the eagle rearm strat goes away, the number of uses reset, and the rearm cooldown activates. Eagles can get damaged which forces them to rearm.
I've got more footage with an actual impact on the eagle itself visible if you want that too.
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>>573356697
Rolled that guy, damn.
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>>573356697
NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS AI GENERATED, I WIN I WIN I WIN I WINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>573356321
We've got our cats in a row, but what about our ducks?
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>>573354175
post career
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Post more cats
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no
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My 3 helldiver friends never log on anymore
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>>573357329
get new friends
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/hdg/
all my friends are here :)
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Dog > Cat
It's just fact, no need to cope.
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>>573356975
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Discuss.
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>we are 1/4 of the way through July with no warbond in sight
what is there to discuss besides how different things could be if literally any other studio had custody of this game
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the picture
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>>573358049
Which developer would you give Helldivers 2?
Hard mode: They still have to be sw*dish
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>>573358308
gaijin entertainment
so you faggots realize it could get worse
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>>573358049
sweet baby inc
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>>573357841
They all died right after that pic was taken
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>>573354227
>you could shoot it down with a well timed spear
Show us a video then. Cause that sure sounds like something you'd record.
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>>573354175
>>573354416
I love when stupid cunts say dumb shit with such confidence
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>>573356697
So post it retard.
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>>573358602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9fTD2mhI7Y
here you go champ
it's even got coom mods and a thirdie accent, just like you
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>>573357642
that is one very puffy vagina
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>>573358717
>doesn't reset eagle cooldowns
Thanks for proving my point retard.
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>>573358673
I opted for that other one because this one doesn't have the full stratagem window open to see the rearm strat go away, but you can still see the uses and cooldown reset despite there being 1 use left on the strafing run
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>>573358812
because it never hit the eagle? are you being obtuse for a reason?
it's only proof of the eagle being targetable
the other anon's already proven that eagle can and will take damage if struck
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>>573358812
hey EVERYONE, laugh at this daft retard!!!!
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>>573358897
You said "you could shoot it down with a well timed spear". Then you post a video of you NOT shooting it down with a spear.
Fucking kill yourself brownoid.
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>>573358997
you should get a job or hobby or something
it's not healthy
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>>573358812
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>>573359035
You should learn to read or something.
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>>573359089
>>573359035
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>>573285585
Is that Minigun any good or fun?
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>>573356697
>>573358816
Now show anti-air emplacements actually shooting the eagle.
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>>573356697
>>573358816
That's pretty neat, but why wouldn't Narrowhead have a voiceline for eagle-1 that tells you she got wrecked and needs to fuck off?
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>>573358717
These mods aren't haram?
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>>573359326
you can enable them at night when allah isn't watching
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Why are there so many retards that don't play the game around rn
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>>573359149
>good
no
>fun
no

Shit recoil, can't see shit while firing, unable to move while firing, takes backpack slot.
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>>573359149
Good on bugs
If you know how to fire it and dive away without them scratching you its fun
Wouldn't risk taking on a charger but there are other items for that
Peak Physique is best so you can wipe target to target faster, the recoil isnt as bad as you think itd be
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>>573359259
>but why wouldn't Narrowhead
too much work holy shit the entitlement of this playerbase is insane
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>>573358717
how the fuck do people play like this wtf
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>>573359774
they play with one hand only which is why they underperform below pubbie levels
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>>573359149
I find it super fvun personally
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>>573359774
eye candy keeps the operator entertained during downtime
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>the minigun in other games
>big dick gigachad ultra exterminator obliterator 9000 that can vaporize everything infront of it's barrels
>minigun in Kekdivers 2
>limp dick piece of shit that do less damage than a pistol and forces you to use it like a sniper for maximum efficiency
Only Arrowhead can fuck up a minigun in a video game
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>>573359987
but enough about tf2
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>>573357841
>fire hydrant starts spraying
>all three ragdolled with crippled limbs
Ah yes, muh realism
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>>573357841
>>573360196
was gonna say, yesterday got ragdolled by a fire hydrant into a charger and got raped.
was quite comedic as I had no idea these hydrants have such powers
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>>573359774
>people
that term is applied far too loosely these days.
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Heavy backpack laser when
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>>573360656
next campaign reward :)
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>>573360656
Looks like a support weapon version of the Trident
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SMG laser when?????
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>>573361028
your dagger????
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>>573361028
You need more???
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laser eagle
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laser master
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master baiter
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Recharging laser grenade
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>>573361287
let me throw a prism on the ground and when shot it shoots pink floyd lasers everywhere
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laser? I hardly knew 'er
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>>573360656
>single short range gigabeam
>half the battery of the scythe
>heavy pen
>anti tank
It'll just end up being an even more gimped version of the maxigun but you'll be able to move while firing
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>>573361493
it'll be a star wars repeating blaster
trust the plan
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I don't want new guns.
I want them to buff the shitty guns that we already have so they would be fun, viable or have their niche in the game.
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>>573361561
I want this too
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I want them to add a Liberator Penulterator that is actually a viable weapon
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>>573361585
Libcon is so fucking pointless
They added the bolt action as a joke meme weapon but it's unironically a stronger option
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>>573361737
they should just merge all the libs into a single customisable platform imo
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i want new guns and i want them to buff the shitty guns that we already have changing a few values of existing guns can't be that hard
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>>573361816
but then they can not sell them in 6 million different warbonds :(
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>>573361862
everyone's already bought the warbonds, who cares
they can just sell those specific attachments if they need to
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I want them to remove guns
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>>573361850
I always wonder, don't they have the statistics of weapons usage?
We have like 50 primaries.
They could incrementally slowly buff the numbers like damage or ammo in mags of the least used ones until it all equals out around 1-5% of each weapon's usage overall.
Instead we got like 50% coyote and AH does literally nothing.
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>>573361850
B-B-B-BUFF??!!!?! IN MY GRUNT FANTASY GAME??? AAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING TO DOX YOU, OHDOUGH IS A LITERAL TERRORIST AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>573361965
From the enemies hands!
Haha am I right guys??
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>>573361965
based melee god i knell only to you
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are we actually going to win this MO?
doomxisters, what happened? our izzat?
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>>573361965
retarded cat poster
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>>573362015
Stop obsessing with that guy, he isn't worth it
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>>573362008
I would use the coyote even if it weren't particularly good
I just think AKs are cool, if they added an actual AK I would never use anything else
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>>573362008
>They could incrementally slowly buff the numbers like damage or ammo in mags of the least used ones until it all equals out around 1-5% of each weapon's usage overall.
unfortunately that's impossible because the eruptor and crossbow being explosive with 30 demo force automatically places them miles above generic AR #12 that only shoots bullets
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>>573361965
one subnautica was enough, fuck you very much.
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>>573362008
They definitely check it and see 0.001% concussive usage and sigh and close it without saying anything (they don't want to do any work and just quietly wait for their 97 trillionth vacation of the month)
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>>573362401
I can't(won't) rely on pubbies to effectively clear chaff
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>>573362468
>nooo kill the fish!
>design the most killable fish ever
im so mad at them
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>>573362401
then keep buffing the ARs until they are so good people unironically have the freedom to pick the speargun or grenade launcher or anything else as a viable utility tool and not need to sactifice a primary slot for utility.
you could have so many weapons that could be certified chaff deleters but now lib carb and coyote has a duopoly on that and nothing else compares.
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>>573362631
we couldve had a fucking spearfishing sim almost, instead the fucktards had us grab or grenade fish swarms.
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>>573362678
>then keep buffing the ARs until they are so good people unironically have the freedom to pick the speargun or grenade launcher or anything else as a viable utility tool and not need to sactifice a primary slot for utility.
alright. the liberator now does 350 damage a shot, is medium pen, and has a 80 round double drum mag while still having 6 spares and 50ish ergonomics.
how do you make the DCS, or marksmen rifles in general, still viable and picked at an equal rate as this new liberator in this scenario?
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>>573362560
Elite pubbies cant be bothered with such a peasant task like clearing weak enemies. They've got more meaningful things to do like killing the heavies and nuking the mega nest so autists like you can safely loligag around killing every little bitty enemy you see. Think of yourself as a lowly janitor cleaning the building so the professionals can do the real job.
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Blue flame plasma thrower
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>>573362869
you do small incremental buffs to the marksman rifles in general AND the liberators at the same time rather than doing 300% buff to a single liberator.
there will be a point where a weapon becomes viable and you don't need to buff it to crazy numbers, let the "market" (aka usage) speak for itself.

Regarding marksman rifles, they are all an absolute joke as some of them can't even consistently one-hit-kill chaff on occassions, so I do think their damage numbers need to be increased drastically.
Also,
>sniper rifle in horde shooter.
They could be doing 500 damage each shot and they won't still find that much of a market because of aimlets. But again, buff slowly until players realise "holy shit its good now" and then you would stop.

BUUUUUT
this is never happening because all balance in the game is vibe-based and AH will just overbuff (then nerf) or overnerf (and it stays shit forever) things and meta will never change.
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>>573363101
that's fine because my number will be higher at the end of the mission which makes me the moral, ethical, philosophical, physical, intellectual and tactical authority in the lobby
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>>573361287
>>573361389
>throw laser nade
>darude sandstorm song plays
>entire team dies from lasers
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trailer on the 14th surely right guys
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>>573363409
source?
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>>573357642
>level 22
Sorry, I only fuck with level 14 cadets.
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>>573363278
Ah yes... the numbers.... making shitters feel like winners
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>>573363494
>faggot
>pedo
No stereotypes were harmed in the making of those boydiver pictures.
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>>573358816
>>573356697
cute edit bro
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>>573363409
What's so special about the 14th?
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>>573362560
for me it is the opposite - I fully trust pubbies to clear chaff but I have 0 trust in them killing a single heavy that needs AT.
And that is usually the case.
A single harvester.
A single charger.
A single factory strider.
That is enough for the pubbie to bend over and get raped by them instantly, no matter if they are lvl23 or lvl 123
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>>573363791
it's the next tuesday of the month?
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>>573363937
retarded cat poster
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>>573363937
>tranime troon about to get fried
based!
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>Shams got deported back to India
>You are now the new CEO of Arrowhead
What would you do?
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>>573363873
yeah but it's easier to use stratagems for the big stuff, my primary is just for chaff that gets in my way or starts crowding me
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>>573364160
hire a couple of hard pipe hitting niggas to stand over the code monkeys and force them to work
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>>573364160
Add a boydiver morale corps to the lore so that more drawfags create Helldiver-themed boy porn
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>>573364160
Rape Baskinator, got sued by her, sell the company to cover lawyer cost and other court / legal shit, go homeless, kill myself by overdosing on heroin
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>hmmmm today I will not solofag and play as a team on D10 pub bugs
>teamkilled by ultimatums that don't even kill the enemy chargers
>teamkilled by ultimatum near a bughole when I was clearly closing them with my grenades
>someone threw orbital napalm barrage on meganest, resulting in 4 bile titans erupting from the unclosed bile titan hole (it is still not closed)
>2-4 reinforcement tax when doing the flag objective (mostly teamkills)
>sentry placements so horrible it would be literally better without them
>one teammate has no AT at all so all he does is keeps baiting bile titans and chargers to our team from the sides of from behind
Yeah, no.
Solofag on pubs, play as a team on /hdg/ lobbies only. My final conclusion.
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>>573363937
SEAF-chan NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>573364472
No one cares about your pubshit experience, shitter
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>>573364523
that's SEAF-chat, completely different character
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>>573363937
can I rape her before she dies?
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>>573364472
>pubs are retarded
holy fucking shit inform the press
>>573364654
frenchfags in MY /hdg/??????
get the FUCK out
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>>573364397
>rape ugly tranny
>kill self
The state of /hdg/
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>>573363409
they just pushed an update, are you trying to work them to death?
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>>573364741
to be honest most men do get incredibly depressed after fucking a tranny.
he might be speaking from experience.
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>>573364160
Put everything on hold and force the entire studio to fix strat bouncing. And if anybody protests they go in the surstromming chamber until their morale improves.
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>>573363409
xey literally just pushed out like 2 bugfixes you spoiled bigot!
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>>573364160
Buff the Maxigun to heavy pen, buff the Supply Pack, go on reddit and shit on the nerf trannies, delete the Epoch from the game, lock Alexus in a torture chamber and throw away the key, force UDIT to use the toilet, fat shame Baskinator on the daily basis until she quits, leak the upcoming new content on /hdg/.
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>>573364708
euhhhhh non
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>>573364934
ok how about a kiss then?
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>finally give out a free weapon for the first time in years
>its fomo
its such a shame this game was so enshittified, I actually loved it back then
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>>573364934
can I rape you then?
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>days of intense bot action on inhospitable lava world
>now to do mild diving on squid planet
Aight you guys pack up these squids on this mild ass blue world. I'm gonna dick around and kill bugs until then.
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Monthly reminder that Arrowhead studio looks like the one on the right.
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>>573364973
non merci le chocolat américain c'est dégoûtant
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>>573365409
but I'm polish...
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>>573365185
how does sweet baby even get work, do they just harass studios with twitter cancellation until they let them in the building?
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Maybe, but the degenerates in your image made a dead service game, and the degenerates from arowhead made a living service game.
The main problem with modern developers is their insane management. Warner Bros. are incredibly degenerate with a long list of failures; I'm honestly surprised they still exist.
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nobody cares pigger
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>>573365617
>do they just harass studios with twitter cancellation
I bet you just pulled it out of your ass, but you would be surprised that it is literally how they threaten game studios in their leaked presentation slides.
They deploy mafia-style scare tactics and they are proud of it.
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>"we believe that fulfilling player expectations and realism helps enhance the player fantasy"
>Invisible walls that prevent your orbital drop pod from steering
>those same invisible walls also prevent your from climbing chest high ledges
>Those invisible walls also make your sci-fi targeting beacons that can stick to anything bounce off of everything unpredictability
>Haven't fixed this for over two and half years despite parroting the same "believability" bullshit
You don't hate arrowhead enough.
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>>573365185
but arrowhead made helldivers
if someone else makes something that is better I will play that instead
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>>573365589
KURWAAAAA! make that toilet sparkle NOW
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>>573365989
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>>573365185
>>573365617
>>573365803
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2HXJ6EZUArc
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>>573365803
I was honestly trying to figure out who would hire them. They have no credentials to warrant attaching themselves to ongoing projects like a barnacle.

>>573366179
Yeah that's pretty much what I assumed. Unfortunately the nature of social media means that these parasites (that would be laughed out the door on a good day) now have leverage to bully companies into reshaping narratives to fit their agenda.
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>>573366697
most gaming companies have started to ignore them recently thankfully and people creating groups like "sweet baby inc detected" but it still happens obv
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anyone wants to play the game?
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>brilliance defense
yup, there it is
second one scripted to fail
third one's a win
riveting
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>>573367495
just defend it lol?
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>>573367547
play the game?
me??
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>>573365712
I think the reason most big games suck is because the publisher look at the money fortnite is making and decided they also want a golden goose. And to this end they pester develepors to much and push for adding in "popular" mechanics. And you just end up with soulless corpo slop that is the same as the last soulless corpo slop.
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Only sad nerds amd jeets are srill playing this game. It's past It's prime and the devs dont care. Fuck it let it die
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>>573365712
sex with this underage female bitch thiren
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>>573367394
lol. lmao.
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is it morally and ethically correct to rape all medicdivers?
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>>573367760
thank you for the wisdom ESL king
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>Finally get every weapon to level 25
>Comfy times ahead where I just play the game without thinking about number go up
ps lobby doko
pps the halt is the worst gun in the game fuck that stupid thing
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>>573367760
>amd jeets
im nvidia ceo sar
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>>573367495
>>brilliance defense
>yup, there it is
no shit? the MO objective is to hold it and it's on the front line, of course there would be an attack on it
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>>573368167
>rape
every single one I encountered was more than willing and full of consent
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>>573368436
>willing and full of consent
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>573368167
post more medics and you might get an answer
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>go against my better judgement and join a french host
>he steals my car
>twice
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Oh the brilliance MO has the TCS missions
Nice
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What compels the random to throw a giga grenade right next to their fellow diver who is retreating from a charger?
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>>573369015
a complete lack of consequence
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>>573369015
Hes giving you back full ammo and items in reinforce and youre mad?
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The TCS mission is back y'all !!!
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someone make a lobby
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>>573369198
i sneed TCS plus pred strain+spore strain
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A full team wipe should result in an immediate loss.
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>>573369284
truthnuke
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>>573369198
I knew we were balls deep in a filler arc but I still checked so congrats I guess
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wake up MOslaves, lets get to work!
D10 brilliance
>bugs

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242344407099/76561198005075969
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>3000 niggas still on ACKamar
sasuga bugchasers
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Botchads did their part (again)
Will squidsissies pull through like last time?
Will bugchasers forget how to turn on their PC like before?
Find out next time, on Helldiver Z
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>>573369659
3/4
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>>573369659
Failed
Already full?
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>>573369852
yes
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>>573369659
4/4 holy alive thread
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>the new bugicide is BLUE
jesse..... we need to make mutating gas
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can we go for two?
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>>573370042
>blue mutating gas
Illuminate zapbug strain next
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>not content with stealing my looks
>now also steals my screenshot style
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>>573370042
they're not rocks, they're samples
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>>573370791
establish your dominance by posting more screenshots then
become the alpha whore
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP, I remember a shit tons of bug breaches would happen when we're done activating all the silos on TCS mission and waiting for the pelican to arrive while defending the extraction zone, now the pelican just immediately pick us up, THEY JUST FUCKING NERF THE MISSION, THE ORIGINAL TCS MISSION WEREN'T LIKE THIS
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>>573371617
you must understand, it was too hard for dadgamers and tourists
now it's for everyone!
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I realized recently that throwing knives can silently one-shot overseers and now I take them while stealthdiving against the Illuminate.
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>>573369659
3/4 anon left, join we doing termicide mission next!
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>>573369659
this new strain of bile titan sure is sneaky
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>>573369659
4/4 again
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>>573371913
>stealthdiving against the Illuminate
snoozedivers to sleep pods, repeat, snoozedivers to sleep pods
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>>573369767
this is a forced loss now
>"""new""" content on brilliance defense
>a trap city on genesis prime once liberation hits 75%
time for le satire and le super earth incompetency
>citizens we pinky promise this tcs is 120% Free and Patriotic
>due to the helldivers' strategic brilliance we have decided to cut corners and surely nothing bad will happen
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>>573372636
>a trap city
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>>573372550
Sometimes I like to go loud, sometimes I like to pretend I'm Solid Snake. I'm glad this game facilitates both.
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>>573372636
I swear to God if they give bugs yet another fucking strain
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>>573372550
Honk shoo
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>1 titan in 3 towers
epic mission, i really enjoyed it
thank you sweden
i really really love walking around pressing buttons
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Are you ready for light pen bolter?
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>>573373452
me on the right
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I'm ready to ignore the warbond because I hate the aesthetic and don't care about the weapons
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So, every MO in the next few months is going to be like this
>1 win 1 loss 1 win
Before they'll run out of repurposed slopbond content to drip feed to us and we'll go back to 10$ paywalls each month, right?
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>>573372636
It's really fucking stupid. In order to maintain the Nail Biter, Joel is starting to force us to lose one of the first two MOs of each campaign, just so we have to actually try for the third one. He's somehow getting worse at GMing as time goes on.
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>>573374450
>the player must never lose
sometimes rocks just gotta fall
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>>573374580
An MO should always be possible to win under realistic conditions, none of this "If the Blob completely changes all their prior behavior and meets these theoretical requirements, it can result in victory!" bullshit. Forcing an MO loss for the sake of the Nail Biter is just telling the player base not to bother engaging in the mechanic 33% of the time.
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>>573374831
bro calm down
the defense ends well past the MO expiration date
while its ongoing the planet still counts as captured
this is still winnable, people just need to dive squids
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>>573369659
gg D6 spawnrates divers
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>>573369659
D6 lobby in disguise GGS
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>>573364160
>Each galactic war front has its own liberation rate modifier. No more bugdivers ruining every MO and major campaign.
>Each faction will always be invading at least one planet per day, but the invading planet will have greatly reduced resistances to make gambits preferrable in most situations. Ideally this would make the GW look less stagnant.
>All planetary stats like HP, Gambit targets, liberation ETAs, etc are visible in game. No more having to alt tab to HDCompanion.
>Increasing resistances in one planet will require reducing resistances in others, so enemies don't have this unfair advantage of being able to pull resistances out of nowhere without having to give up something elsewhere.
>MO victories now reward supercredits in addition to medals.
>Taking a planet or defending a planet successfully grants a free stratagem for a week.
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>>573374831
how close to the end of the deadline should it go down for the players to win for you to not consider it rigged? in other words, how hard should the players win every MO's to satisfy your ego's need to never lose at anything
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>>573375206
>to not consider it rigged?
make the galactic war purely dependable on math formulas and algorithms that we can verify ourselves that it is happening naturally instead of those "gayme master" manipulating values anytime they see fit.
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>>573375194
>>Taking a planet or defending a planet successfully grants a free stratagem for a week.
>>Each faction will always be invading at least one planet per day,
did you think this out at all?
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>>573367495
>scripted to fail
No it's not. Brilliance won't fall before MO ends, it doesn't matter.
But retards already started leaving Genesis Prime so we'll fail because we won't take that it in time lol
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>>573375064
>this is still winnable, people just need to dive squids
This is exactly what I meant by realistic conditions. Joel absolutely knows that the Blob is composed mostly of bugdivers who have zero ability to use their brains, and tossing a "fake" attack at Brilliance will cause most of them to immediately abandon the MO. Yes, "theoretically" we can win the MO, but only if the bugdivers ignore their instincts for 24 hours, which is absolutely impossible.

The exact same thing happened during Cyberstan. Yes, "theoretically" we could have won if everybody stopped dying all the time, switched to lower difficulties to reduce attrition to Vox Engines, and stopped playing on non-bot planets. But everybody knows that that's bullshit and would never have happened.
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>>573375286
you realize that will end with the bugs completely wiped out with nothing for terminal bug only divers to play while bots and squids push super earth ... exactly how every galactic war cycle ended up being like in helldivers 1
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>>573375565
>needs the pissle to make AMR good
not a good look for AMRsisters...
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>>573375463
Yes. Players need to actually be rewarded for playing the game. Deal with it.
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>>573375714
AND warp crutch AND crutch reticle mod
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>>573375685
This is preferable to izzat
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the charger buff kinda makes it annoying to do backshots on them as client.
works just fine on host
another example of sweden not testing anything in multiplayer, only in solo
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>"I'd say you should have collected more samples, but the Super Destroyer is already fully upgraded."
When did they add this line?
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>amr woes
no one cares
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>>573375685
make the formula that the less planets bug have the stronger the resistance so the last planet needs like 95% of the playerbase to be on it in order to take it?

so when it actually gets accomplished it would be a massive event for the community.
later on just make the bugs reappear due to some lore bullshit or something because obviously having no bug content is stupid, but way, wayyyy less stupid than GM doing whatever he wants
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>>573375869
you can't even see the crutch reticle when you have the AMR out
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>>573375685
That would not happen in the current system. If every single bug planet was taken right now, all bugdivers would either stop playing or go help with bots and squids, so the war modifiers then start favoring said bots and squids.
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>>573375851
even discounting the words "AT LEAST" all 3 faction invading 1 planet per day each with low resistance means 3 successful defences or liberation per day for 3 free stratagems awarded per day, which last 7 days, so by the 7th day your stratagem menu will have
TWENTY
FUCKING
ONE
free stratagems cluttering it
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>>573376081
I mean the scope reticle.
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>>573375968
sorry underperformed with the epoch here due to it's awkward mag size and stupid reload
it baaaaaadly needs +1 to the mag size and non-stationary reload to be good in situations like this, because now I just wish I had just taken EATs
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>>573376225
whatever makes you sleep better at night
its just a fucking dot
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>>573376359
you're just a fucking dot
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>>573375968
you had so much time to start shooting it after it went past you
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>>573376349
nigga you shot the heavies and that's all that matters. if you kill them you're never """""""underperfoming""""""". it's a coop game anyway, saying that you didn't carry your weight or you carried the team is retarded
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>>573376359
well he downloaded it for a reason.
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>have to be up close and personal for the AMR to be good
I hate Narrowhead so much.
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>>573376349
>non-stationary reload
huh?
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>>573376452
yeah if i wanted to be skewered by the titan
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>>573376612
bro your warp pack that you never take off?
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>>573376684
yeah if i wanted to be inside the charger and reduced to my base particles
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>>573376543
it reloads like a recoiless rifle while it should be reloadable like the stalwart

>>573376479
I understand but sometimes I can't stop the autistic voices in my head saying "oh my god if you had [X] you would have already killed them!!!" and I can't make them go away
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>>573376750
>charger passes
>immediately dive after the charger putting the 5 required shots into its ass as it is still stuck in its charge
>warp sideways, not into the fucking thing like a retard, after you land avoiding the bile titan steppy
wow problem solved
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>>573376213
Suggest a better reward system then.
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>>573373790
>light pen bolter, but it has the ammo economy of an assault rifle and every shot does explosive damage
>automatically the best primary because it ignores the durability system entirely
I can fucking feel it
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>>573376906
>it reloads like a recoiless rifle
actually more like
>it reloads like an autocannon
given how fast and snappy it is. I've timed it. with animation cancelling it's pretty much as fast as two seperate tactical autocannon reloads.
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>>573376519
They would lose nothing by reducing its drag factor down to something minuscule like 10-15%. All that would happen is that it maintains its damage over longer ranges, which would promote using the thing as designed (particularly given that its ergo rating is so horrendous)
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>>573377392
>abdoslop
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>>573377157
show me
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>>573377470
mindbroken. that's vanilla fortified commando
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>>573377392
>Troonpoch
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>>573377392
all of this is still a pretty big ask for a weapon that can't even one-shot chargers, requires a charge-up before shooting, and still requires you to stand still even with animation cancels, which can mean death on bugs

I will give it more practice anyway but so far it is not my idea of a "good" weapon.
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>>573377758
it is a problem that fixes itself anyway, all troonpoch users end up killing themselves eventually
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>Like the Epoch
>Don't shit on any of the other weapons because I know my weapon isn't the greatest
>Get laughed at
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>>573377860
epoch is ass but that makes it fun.
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>>573378278
Same
I like the railgun and the epoch even if they're not the best
Actually railgun is pretty top tier on bots I'll stand by that
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>>573377860
It "can" one shot chargers from the side/front. There's a tiny spot on its back where enough hitboxes get splashes that it enters a bleed out state and dies moments later. But the garbage spread and tiny as fuck explosion radius makes making that shot impractical a lot of the time.
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Sopranos warbond when?
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reminder of the snowKINO they took away from us
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>go to Brilliance
>quickplay into civvie extract mission
>hive guard and alpha commanders out the ass
>every breach comes with MINIMUM 3 behemoths and 2 spore chargers
jesus christ why can't every fucking bug mission be this good this is how it should be all the time
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>>573380282
>pubs
you dug your own grave.
rundivers aint killing anything so every enemy will naturally attack you
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>>573380485
I was not complaining about how many heavies there were I am celebrating the fact that so many were spawning for a fucking change on bugs instead of barely any. I want all bug missions to be a constant battle against the tide like the one I just had.
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>>573380742
perhaps try soloing
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>>573380781
you're being obtuse on purpose aren't you
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>when your teammate picks the epoch
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>>573381006
Metaslave cope. The Epoch is fine.
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I'm going to be the first one to say it, TSC mission are basically bricks 2.0, it's boring
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>>573381205
>same nerfed spawn rates as bricks and erad
arrowhead aint no one gayer than u
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>>573380781
>Buys multiplayer game
>Plays Solo
Not everyone is an antisocial or social anxious bitch. If you want to play game solo, play single player games. There's a whole category of games that will be a better experience than Helldivers solo.
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BUFF ME
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>>573381384
ok here's +1 to max pineapple capacity
keep those helmets flying
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>>573381205
TCS missions never were good. They just were around short enough that the rose tinted goggles stayed on the whole time.
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>>573381384
>buff the teamkiller 9000 lite version
how about no
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>>573381521
>teamkiller
It does no damage.
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>Someone using the troonpoch
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>>573381521
brother the pineapple is not a hand held airburst launcher rocket, it's is just a fat frag grenade with broken penetration. almost all the damage comes from the actual fragmentation, not the explosions
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>>573381384
alright +1 to max pineapple double the shrapnels and 5 times more likely to kill you and your teammates
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>>573381205
That one """"fix"""" to short missions ages ago that made eradicate come in waves instead of all at once unironically ruined a huge portion of the game and it's actually insane they haven't addressed it at all
Just today I did a bricks with /hdg/ and there were literal 30 second periods of absolutely nothing going on
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>>573381642
>It does no damage.
pineapplebros... our response??
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>>573381739
nearing on two years since that happened btw
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>>573381205
>TCS then BRICKS
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>>573381862
most missions on brilliance are like that tho it fucking sucks
this "content" is just a snoozefest
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>>573380074
Just you wait until we get polar patriots 2 (cope)
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Armour passives that incorporate personal versions of booster effects Y/N?
like desert stormer reducing slow down effect of bad terrain, or a variation of siege ready that gives you half the effect of HSO
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>>573381739
>remember when bricks used to be a constant outpouring of enemies with the occasional bit of breathing room
>play bricks recently
>it just spawns one patrol-sized group every minute now
>all in the same spots too, so you can demolish them easier
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>>573382852
I would like hidden passives but ones that are a bit more situational, like polar patriots armor preventing you from slowing down in tall snow and snow storms, or desert stormer preventing you from slowing down in desert bad terrain or sandstorms.
or python/viper commandos having reduced signature on jungle/swamp worlds
It would make some kino reasons to bring approriate armor for the appropriate environemnt and I think it would be pretty cool to see an entire team dressed approrpiately for the occassion.

General "buffs" like "half effect of HSO" would be just meh in my opinion.
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>>573383026
I have normalfag friends that love that garbage mode. They just sit around in their cuck chairs preventing dropships from even deploying anything. I hate that mission type
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>>573382852
what stops you from just picking the booster instead?
there's like 5-6 boosters that do literally anything in this game, so picking 4 out of those leaves literally zero usefulness over already existing armor passives.
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>>573383026
bug bricks is the most cucked version of bricks with the lowest and most pathetic spawn pools. it truly is pathetic where even on D10 a hole can shit out nothing but 6 scavengers, or nothing but 3 warriors, where you can count the amount of heavies that spawn over the entire mission on one hand that is missing a finger. mindless masses isn't that much better but at least those spawn harvesters. bots actually requires you to not be asleep behind the wheel and appropriates can easily get out control if you're not at least on your B game
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>>573383474
who will win?
will coyote get cucked?
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>>573383509
>at least on your B game
Make that a C and bots are only ever a problem if they can actually make landfall, but for the most part they get utterly demolished before they can land.
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>forced loss MO
wow thanks joel your fucking street shitter nigger faggot
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>>573383661
Coyote is very meh, a marksman version will just be ass.
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>>573383474
blob doesn't deserve it for being retarded desu
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one of these tier list is what 90% of the playerbase thinks is correct
the other is the cold truth
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>Helldivers 2 players didnt take into account the endless izzat farm when they asked MO rewards to be weapons
Le Meow
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>>573384123
tummy hort
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>>573383661
Marksman rifle with incendiary rounds sounds like overkill. You can easily one tap most enemies in the weakspot with diligence so this will just most likely be a crutch for aimlets.
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>more bugiggers on the wrong planet than combined bot divers currently
truly a shameful fucking species I co exist with
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>>573384135
>Helldivers 2 players didn't take having to learn to read into account when they asked MO rewards to be weapons
Le Meow
>>573384392
Currently all bugfags are on the wrong planets because Brilliance will fall only after the MO ends.
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>>573383741
Yeah, by all accounts it'll probably be a slightly better DCS that can also inflict fire.
Which isn't going to mean much when the Deadeye would already hit harder than it, and the fire wouldn't really mean anything since it'd probably kill most non-heavies in one headshot anyways.
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Been playing the remaster of Saints Row 3 ans these guys should make Helldivers 3
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>>573384123
I would put HSO and vitality both a tier higher, but apart from that it's correct.
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>>573384727
HSO is not that good.
if a booster REQUIRES you to die, it's not a good booster.
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Resupply turret is at least B tier
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>>573384123
Muscle Enhancement, Localization Confusion and Expert Extraction Pilot are all gems unappreciated by the masses. Dead Sprint is acceptable but only if you pick the stimstol and serve as the squad's healslut. Fire and Stun hellpods are instant kick + block tier.
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>>573384842
on D7 yeah I guess
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The only correct tierlist
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Vitality booster is the only booster that's good everything else is negligible
Love me vitality
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>>573384957
>LC
WOW I GET TO PLAY THE GAME LESS???? WOWWWWW!!! WHAT A GREAT BOOSTER!!!!
>EEP
WOW I GET TO PLAY THE GAME LESS???? WOWWWWW!!! WHAT A GREAT BOOSTER!!!!
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>>573384957
I wish this thread had more healsluts. I want a cute t-girl to thank me for the honor of healing me. She can do all of the objectives while I kill enemies, too.
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>>573384786
>if a booster requires you to take damage, it's not a good booster
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Played hiveworlds with the ammo debuff and no one bringing HSO it's dogshiiiiiiiit
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>went from you can't capture any planet outside the MO
>to the planets you capture during the MO are immediately lost once the MO ends
Joel's a spiteful little bit today huh
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>>573384957
>>573385164
>Expert Extraction Pilot
You pick it when you see the extraction-zone is near the map border.
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>>573384997
Nah it's always useful to have. If vitality and gigastims are taken I almost always pick it up
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>>573384957
>localization confusion
shitter pick
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>>573385232
why would you do that?
you can force spawn enemies at the map border.
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>>573385138
Dead sprint is a hair below S.
>but it burns so much hp if you aren't running vitality booster too
Vitality is overpowered and has a 120% pick rate.
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>>573384842
Yeah I love getting gunned down while trying to resupply.
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>>573384957
>Expert Extraction Pilot on any tier except absolute trash
Considering average mission takes like 20 minutes, it saves you 2.5% mission time at best and ONLY if your teammates extract as soon as the pelican lands and not spend another minute or two izzat farming killing enemies.
Also, completely useless on missions where pelican lands instantly.
Tell me, what do you with those saved 30 seconds in your life?
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>>573385364
Works on my machine.
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>>573385138
overrated stamina & hso
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Orbital Fluctuations is whatever I can take it or leave it but Complex Stratagem Plotting makes me want to kill myself fuck you guys for picking those operations. Sure let me just stand around holding my dick for twenty seconds while I wait for a backpack strat to come down real engaging stuff
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>>573385469
Grunt fantasy, chud
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>>573385164
>I HAVE TO DO OBJECTIVES INSTEAD OF JUST MEANDERING AND SHOOTING AT ENEMY REINFORCEMENTS???? AAIEEE!!! THIS BOOSTER IS SO BAD!!!!
>I DON'T HAVE TO SIT STILL AND DO NOTHING AT EXTRACT FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT???? AAIEEE!!! THIS BOOSTER IS SO BAD!!!!
I promise you, you can have more fun doing the whole operation instead of spending the full 40 minutes inside of a single mission
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>>573385587
nah, i'd rather genocide.
mission objectives are for gays and women
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>remember who you are fighting for!
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>>573385779
we are fighting for...AMR sisters?
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>>573385416
>shoots the resupply pod
Same.
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>>573385779
Im not Swedish
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>>573385904
sóyrage
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>>573384681
>better DCS
Imagine if the DCS had worse stats, but could set stuff on fire.
That would be retarded because the DCS is designed around 1 hitting stuff.
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>>573385395
>it saves you 2.5% mission time
The worst, most uneventful time of the mission
>completely useless on missions where pelican lands instantly
Bricks and eradication missions are in a league of their own. Most good boosters are bad on them.
>what do you with those saved 30 seconds in your life?
Already dropping into the next mission
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>>573386414
Why do i need to waste a booster when I can just press "leave mission" and look for another mission?
You thought you had something there, didnt you?
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>>573386527
>mission hopping instead of playing the whole operation
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>>573386728
>"PLAY ALONG WITH JOELS IZZAT FARM!!"!
Nah, man. I ain't gay.
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>>573386728
>he saved 30 seconds to start bricks faster
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what a disappointing display.
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>>573387186
You got your ass beat, son.
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>>573387367
no but i must beat forces working against me.
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warbond trailer coming soon...
right guys?.....
guys?.........
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>>573387427
maybe if you keep posting about it
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>>573387427
bro forgot his copium
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kill some squiggers??
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242369384722/76561197962839239
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where's the cope though?
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>>573387881
we cannot allow the squid faggots to win. in the game and out.
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I haven’t played this really since like last year September. Have they made improvements to make it more fun again? Also which newer warbond do you guys think is good for me to get at this stage of the game? I’m willing to drop money for 1 preferably one with cool armors and shit
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The new trailer will save us...
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>>573388024
the latest one has best 'armors' (2 exosuits)
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>>573388024
if you already have democratic detonation and servants of freedom, you got all the meta shit to help you get through everything, so just pick whatever warbond looks cool and you think will personally enjoy while you play the game.
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are you going to deploy democracy or no?
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>>573387881
3/4
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>one lobby every ~4 hours
so grim it is not even funny
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>>573388285
How about you host more often nigger
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>>573387881
full
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>>573388285
maybe you should host
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if you don't play then what are you doing here
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>>573389578
>"If you didn't drive the car then why are you gawking at the wreckage?"
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New
>>573389936
>>573389936
>>573389936
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Wait a second
Arc grenades are fucking broken
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>>573385138
I think the Extra Samples one deserves a place in Mediocre. It's just very niche.
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>>573391867
Yes, they fucking rock against all factions. Especially squids and buggos.
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>>573384123
i used to think HSO is a crutch but on some factions (automatons) you'll lose hp and ammo no matter what you do so having more effective health and ammo to work around on every drop is a decent choice. dead sprint is S tier when paired with vitality and armors that enhance mobility further like oxygenator or supplementary adrenaline
>BAWWW I LOST 10% OF MY HP GOING 200 METERS THAT I WOULD HAVE STIMMED FOR ANYWAYS



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