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Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
ryan LOVE
>>573298103Teio!
Tachyon LOVE
wew
Dia please save me from my boring ass lonely life and shitty job
Mejiro, Mejirohikari no michi wo
wahey
Taiki please, stop worming your way into my cold dead heart
oyakodon
Yae
>>573298262Status: Confused.Query: Why is Bourbon suggesting an unfeasible stamina training routine? Am I lacking?
Digitan LOVE
why would you even choose the bottom option
Thanks
>>573298689Bottom option is safer, I think, 80% chance of success, while top option is 50/50
>>573298689I'm assuming it has a higher change of giving Nothing Ventured hints at all when compared to the 1st option
>>573298812>>573298829why is this a thing holy fuck this gambling addict whore
maruzensky invited me to bubbly landi cant wait to have a nice bath
>>573298689It's a rugpull because "HEHE FUNNY GAMBLER" is Festas gimmickThus one of the options can just shaft you
never stop gambling
>>573298908>he doesn't believe in the heart of his support cardsYou won't even get to finish her chain
Kris Sex
>>573298103Grass love
>>573299086>off by one kenobi momentThis is fucked up
>>573298103TEIO!Cute as always!
Last Thread
>>573299182Lewd navel
>>573299295me in 2 weeks
>>573298072Im gonna do another run with this deck.Sadly my legacys are kinda trash since I had to get Oguri to Sprint A... got no Turf pinks now.
>>573299295>cute diaI agree
>>573299409Me 24/7
>>573299389She's can really rock a swimsuit well
>17 years old
7 and I use all my borrows todayAny other number and I procrastinate 0 and I jack it to the next Uma posted
>>573296512>Forget to do races for the 2nd fan goal>Restart, the run going super smooth and well>Realize I forgot to bump Mile to A so I can run her in TTFuck it, the run was fun... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>Improve my high score from 108XX up to this
Which umas like pussy the most?
>>573299589I'll take Maruzensky instead
when do navigation skills become usable?
>>573299131Even Cafe is throwing gang signs...
Mun!
Stego cute.
Test
Does anyone have the dream journey gastrodon image on hand by chance
>>573299131glug glug glug glug
>>573299295>daiwa wife fatbased
McQueen nonnies? Please report.
>>573299885
>>573299914
I haven't finished an event this early in months, it's actually fucking insane how awful MANT was. Might have been one of the worst updates to a video game ever.
>>573300092I STILL WANT TO
>beats your long unity squad by distance
>>573300110thank you!
>>573299696Cute Journey
>>573300110dreslug...
How much does the level of the Unique matter?Is it big between 5 and 6?
>>573299295>need taiki
>>573300110that's just a normal picture of dj wtf?
>>573299295>maybe getting finalsprobably
>>573300414level doesn't matter, missing a level up by not getting enough fans just decreases your ranking at the end
How do y'all deal with your oshi being Iesbo? I keep having intrusive sh thoughts
We need to accelerate faster
>ignite speed power and wit sparks tooFuck yeah!
>>573299868STEGO CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl9F24ChOoU
How good are the Unity skills in CM?I often get them all pretty discounted but is it worth picking up all four of Spd, Pwr, Guts & Wit instead of other skills?
>>573301320With my eyes? What kind of question is that?
>>573300414not at all
>>573298103Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573301412speed is ok because you probably dont have that many midrace options and power is a gamble accel. The rest arent important (aside from wit for fronts)
>>573301412Speed and power are okSkip guts if you're not gutsmaxxingSkip wit if not front or pace with groundwork
brick-182 has a spot open for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
Hard to believe there is so much STRAIGHT WHILE MALE cis scum playing this lesbo/yuri first video game
The Mejiros are flying high!
are It's on, NSM and Rushing gale good for TT?
>>573301482Maid Kris.....
>>573300051
>>573301890we need more burger umas
>>573301862Yeah
>>573301696Why is Dober looking at me like that?
I think Buen is overrated and characters like Ardan, Crown, and Bouquet are better wives.
He won. Cygames literally agrees with himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZT49mush8
>>573301862Yes to It's On (except on fronts) and Rushing Gale, meh to NSM
Bros how good are non XOguri Paces next CM? It's looking grim as to options for thisThe best team comp idea I can think of right now is Late Surger Wedding Maya + Double Dominator Dirt/Medium is so aids
>>573302098the bloodline must continue anon
why are the racing spirit sparks good again
>>573302169Pace still just has no good accels. It'll be all hogs
Goldship... please dont blow up the milky way
>>573302245free stats
Who wants to hang out
>>573302115>loses her glasses>uses the opportunity to flirt with her trainermares are scary
Sorry danchud I will only run JC and Arima on my TT aces
where my jiggers at?https://jiggie.fun/tXqtzc>https://jiggie.fun/tXqtzchttps://jiggie.fun/tXqtzc>https://jiggie.fun/tXqtzchttps://jiggie.fun/tXqtzc
Jong? someone said we would do a room later in the day
>>573302431What's next we hold hands? Stare into each other's eyes as the sun sets? Aggressively make out while caressing each other's bodies?
>>573302572Nyes
are there any more ultra long sleeve umamusumes apart from agnes and dia>>573302652
>>573302169>Bros how good are non XOguri next CM?you already know the answer
Sorry danchode, but this summer is getting WAY too hot for my liking, so I can't do any runs today.
good morningnot really rooting for anyone but I like this pic so
>>573302487Not just flirting with himBut even touching him and getting close with his face
Bamboo Muteki in 15 minutes and no one is going to roll for her...
>>573302652Sorry but I'm really busy right now>>573302552Jong???
>>573302845fuck off back to /sp, /umajp/, /uma/vm or whatever the fuck shit hole you came out of you off topic cunt
>>573302336>>573302735Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck meIt's over....
Pace no longer needs good accels thoughJust steal angling lol
>>573301691Why did they make this yurige even though 90% of players are cismale?
>>573302971I have and will contribute to this general more than you ever willnow scram.
>>573302845they're a good team
>thread' spiritual janny has anger issues
Everyone, this is Mejiro Palmer. She is very cute!
I'm thinking of buying a new car, what cars do you guys like?
>>573303132Asking fellow torenas to show their dicks isn't contributing to the thread
>>573303235cant go wrong with a toyota
>>573303230Big if true
I'm losing the will to keep playing again
Are the Savvy skills worth it if you are alrady over 1200+ Wit?
>>573303235ones that get me from A to B
>>573303117You are NOT going to steal Angling from Falco
>>573303235Depends on what your needs are. If you live in an urban area and just need to get from a to b then I can say I'm very happy with my Mazda 2. Parking is also nice since it's pretty compact without feeling small
>>573303171why dia always argentina
>>573303235I only want to drive Subaru outbacks
>>573303235Fuel is expensive, so a hybrid
>>573303354they're technically worth it even more since they're not affected by the reduced stat effectiveness.
>>573303418Argentinian mom
>>573303298Very true! She is very cute!
I'M COOOOOOOOOOMING
can't get through title screen it's eos
>>573302169Pace is totally fucked. Ryan/Dober ults work though so end/late is fine. OYL works ish but is delayed. Can run hishi/city/digitan/tama/inari.
>>573303230Can you post some evidence to back up your claims?
>>573303534Just curious if I should get one lvl in PaceChaser Savvy, or NSM, Burning Spirit SPD or lvl2 Compeititve Spirit(With Lucky7).Got 1240 wit.
>>573303307>I'm losing the willI understand that feel
>>573303725Look at her cooking!
>>573303769Nah get a skill that actually does something. Burning spirit speed probably. NSM can go insane if it procs but on the upcoming cm it often doesnt (or it procs too late to do anything)
>>573303663GOD I wish I had Inari or even Digitan even though I hate that dyke gremlin>ShittyDidn't they forget to redesign her unique?
>>573302882I am
>>573303230>>573303635>>573303869sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573303307I'm at a point where I feel like I have to drop everything and get a 2nd job. Just focus on fan runsr
>>573298103Our monarch!
>>573303908They didnt forget. It was a year 3 balance change and we only got the year 2 stuff. It was always just going to be a description change.
is give mummy a hug <3 good for this upcoming cm?
>>573303235In true Boomerzensky fashion, I just want a car that brings me from Point A to Point B, isn't expensive to insure, has easy maintenance, and has good fuel mileage.So the options I would recommend would be either a Toyota Prius, Toyota Corolla, or Toyota Camry(all of them are Hybrids at this point)
>>573304043No
>>573303980Sex? With Mejiro Palmer?
>>573298689>>573298812>>573298829>>573298991>pick top>get the 2nd option????????
>>573304043not particularly, noif you have nothing else to buy then it's more than nothing, but not by much
>obuhifest medslop with dominators>bUt NoW yOU aLsO GeT to MuTATe dIRT!!1!
>>573303928The lone hero...
Shiraoki-sama bless my path.
>>573303928good luck bro!
>>573304142yes and yes
>>573303878Alright Burning Spirit it is.Sadly no other useful greens this run. Competitive Spirit doesnt seem so bad since I assume most people would Pace this CM so free power and it was all that I could afford.Lower rating and fewer skills than my other one >>573297286 but she has Neck and Neck.Not sure who is better here.
>>573303908Shitty rework is not in the game yet yes. However, this CM is after GL drops, and (because dataminers know that evo skills are in the game data) there is some speculation that evo skills will drop concurrently with GL meaning that basically all horses to some degree will get big buffs minus hoguri. Whether this is true or not remains to be seen but frankly I wouldn't bother with aces for that CM until GL drops anyway.That list is just late/end that have easy sparks to dirt A/S, you can always mutate a dirt G uma it just sucks. I might make a sweepy if inspos don't kill me.
Can i get a kiss
>>573304328Does this also mean raising a large family... with Mejiro Palmer?
no
>No one has rolled for Yaeno Muteki yet
>cheeky tenner + not so cheeky with actual carrats instead of tickets most definitely a mistake second tenner didn't get me BambooSad....
>>573304350Probably should have dropped meticulous measures for literally anything else.Aside from that she seems fine. Sprint rooms are all just a prue gamble to see who procs accels, so her chance of winning will go up with neck and neck. Rating also doesnt really matter.
>bro pace is bad next CM broyou hear this literally every CM and it keeps being a lie
>>573304179>>573304094fank you
>>573304350oh also highlander is bad (it's a poorly timed accel skill). Could have dropped that and meticulous measures for nsm
>>573304690>bad during CM11,12,14,15>only barely passable in CM13I don't know anon it seems to be true most of the time
>>573303235Can't go wrong with The Brickâ„¢, the Volvo 240.
both are my wives
Wait a minute, all this time, Bamboo Memory was the designated foot fetish uma?
why is she so wifecoded
>zero (0) roll posts for muteki
>>573303928my mistress has arrived
we did it...
>>573305007someone doxx this pedo's account
I better see some Bamboo rolls RIGHT NOW, or you guys are as much of a fraud as she is!
>>573304586>third even more of a mistake gambling addiction fueled tenner didn't do itFuuuark this is not good...Ah.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGtBnVZLSk
>>573305007She got passed around while Sky watched, that's not wife material
>>573305145>too stupid to do it xirself>gets bootyblasted by 2d waifuYou just won the Raped Sho, congrats man
man... URA finale already
>>573305123BASED
Discipline for the win!!! xd
>>573305486No one says that.
>>573305123the only oshigamer left...
>>573305213i gave her all my tickets as a sign of respect but who the fuck is this umamusume??
>>573305709
are you ready for this upcoming cm?cause i sure am! finals B here i come!
>>573305123hell yeah brother>>573305793a cutie!
>>573305793An Uma with a pretty good Career Story that you can read for yourself now that's we're back to doing Unity
20 tickets, and all I got was 15 ryans
> Trained a decent Taiki for CM16> Haven't managed to train a front that can win because I didn't roll sprint S that run> Haven't managed to train anything else that can win> No good debuffs for this CMFug
I love Rice
WE DID IT(I even got spooked by Dober on the way!)
>>573306263>959 cloversbro...
>>573306384>no good debuffsBro your dominator...
Holy, Team Dysnomia is ridiculously strong - I've only seen them twice so far but both times I had to clock the race
>>573306384>no good debuffswell....
HOPEFULLY NOBODY WASTES THEIR CARATS ON USELESS UMAS
>>573304652>>573304807Oh I see.I looked at the track and it had a hill near the end so I thought I grab Highlander.I guess NSM probably better than both but oh well.I might retrain her to go and work on a better Taiki for a stronger 3rd option.
>>573305954pic unrel
Hey guys look I took a pic of t
Mejiro Ramenu
FUCK I WANNA ROLL RIGHTTTT NOW I WANNA ROLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAHThe only reason I don't is that I don't want to be in boring Open League the whole ScenarioUeaaaaaaaaaaahNeedstaWantstaGotstaRolllllllllllllllllll
>>573306587Only two tenners worth! It will (hopefully) not bite me in the ass when Tachyon/LH comes around!
All of my Uma runs since April. Not when I started, but at least when I started keeping track.Going back to Unity I have nearly triple the runs in just a week already compared to when I was doing TB the last three months.
>>573306741Nishino would not say this
>>573306741I roll for everything like a dumbass and I’m left with 28 carats atm
Impulse rolling is bad! Don’t do it!
>>573306610Highlander just procs too late in the accel zone to have a strong enough effect. Sprint is a gamble though like I said so if you're happy with her then you can move on becasue she will def win some races.
>>573306865I'm at 10k carrats currently so I know the feeling If I am not lucky with Grand Live gibs it is overrrrrr
>>573306896I did, I regret it
Think I should roll for Bamboo Memory?Shes not a totally must roll for me but I do kinda wanna throw some Uma rolls to get some new faces.(I do wanna roll on her Summer at least)I got 130k Carats and plan to at least use two or three sparks for Tacheyon/Hello depending on rng.Only other Uma I want in the future is either Wonder Acute or Daitaku Helios and theyre a bit away so I wont see any new faces until then.
shrimple shravigator
>>573306896That's true. You should always check the dot before rolling!
>>573306896so true. we only do full warp 9 pulling here. MAKE IT SO.
7 and you do a tenner right now
>>573307158alts are coming soon, like Festival Tama or Halloween Doto and Digitan
>>573303663I forgot to mention bangin memory here but if this thread is anything to go by nobody cares about her so noone's gonna have her by next CM
>>573306741you can deal with the 200 whole carats loss sis I trvst you
>>573307343Maybe Tamamo but not interested in the other two.
*japanese voice*do not snacku waito piggu
>>573307343For me, it's Mr. CB
>>573307329fuck you, you do 100
nice 8s
>>573307158The longer you wait with uma rolls the more new faces you'll get spooking you during future rolls!I'd just save tbdesu, but I also dont care for Bamboo Memory.
>>573307369I need to join a club....Also I'm a Class 5.5er...
>>573307473no...
>>573307158>Think I should roll for Bamboo Memory?If you have to ask then you didn't really care about her in the first place.
>>573307647There are clubs literally recruiting in this thread bwo
why'd they do a reroll on the Yaeno Muteki banner so quickly?
>>5733077707 and I rape you
>>573307758/uma/ clubs are too much drama...
>>573307770You can't post that
>>573307369THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IT'S JUST 200 CARATS >look it up>isrealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkUOACGtGfA
>>573307158I don't get all these rollers. I have a bunch of umas and I don't ever use because they don't fit anything.
>>573306630
>>573307707Im pretty on the fence about her.Shes cute, but I really perfer her look for her summer outfit.Was wondering if any Bamboo stans could convicne me otherwise.
where is my wife?
>>573306630ew who let this homeless man in the kitchen
>>573307838I cant speak for every club obviously but I guarantee you that in the actual club chat no one gives a shit about what people post in this thread. If you really care that much then just avoid the like 4 constantly mentioned by shit-stirrers and join a chill club no one cares about like HaythereNo I'm not in Haythere I just think their images are cute
F・I・G・H・T!!トレセンファイオー
>>573307876>There's no way GRADED LOSS and OPEN WIN are that close!!!trueplease look forward to when you're hit with an open loss and write a seethe post about quitting the game
>>573307958Summer bangin is better in every way has the Very Good Jordan summer alt in the same banner. That event is quite a ways away though.
lust provoking image of Digitan
>>573308112it's ridiculous how a Sprint cm can make an ace that destroys rooms still look suboptimal, like how tf
>>573308303Does she wear the cosplay during sex or do you wear it?
>check out top TT guyYup, he pullled the toilet.
So the left one is speed and the right one is power right?
>>573308215how tf do you lose in open? i did it once when i was on vacation and i literally cleared it with TT umas
Is there a way to see other people's cards?
>>573308303
>>573308352>so mesmerized by Topro's tits he quoted it by mistake
>>573308415I'd imagine you lose the lottery and get matched with the other playground rapists
>>573308471Trainer cards are what Cygames thought we would use instead of Chrono
>>573308471noppers
gassed out in long distance races trying to chansform a sprinter with a kikuka/tenno sho spring career award
>>573308678Make her a late surger
>>573308712...
>>573308471Postan
>>573308796came in third place so i missed the secret event but scraped through the career award
>>573308678besides Rice having to get 1st on Tenno Sho, is there any uma having problems with that? you can easily get 3rd with 400stam as long as you're late/end
>>573302572No. We go to Japan together and play StarHorse4.
7 and you get your pulls in 7 more pulls, 4 and it's 777 more pulls, anything else and it's 77 pulls
ExcelUma (25!!!/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
>>573309038There's other umas that have to win too like Brian
>>573309093so proud of you guys
7 and I get MLB Tachyon and a single copy of Light Hello next banner, 4 and I get one copy of Tachyon and MLB Light Hello next banner0 and I get none of both
>>573309038but what if you dont have 400 stam...
>>573309270
>>573309270Die.
I always give Fuku two thumbs up during her second event so that she gives me +3 Right-handed hint
>>573309038I switched to Halloween Rice for this reason and because her unique isn't dead anymore.
>>573309270shame
>>573309038i always try to win the kikuka on fuku for her secret event but i get robbed almost every fucking time. i wish her unique did anything.
>>573308936me too
>>573309270Shiraoki givethand Shiraoki taketh...
>>573304185And oonige, anon. Don't forget that oonige will be back.>>573303908Idk how you can hate this
>>573309669Her unique is "if blocked become slightly less blocked"
we're getting 100 free rolls right guys...
MEJIRO ARDAN SEXOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
umafuck umafuck
>>5733090427 and I rape you and Shiraoki with crystal ball anal beads
>>573310046This but with Fuku
>>573310000>1000010000 FREE ROLLS
>>573310003
>>573310000real
>>573310280
ONE FREE ROLL A DAYFOR 7 DAYSNON TRANSFERABLE ROLL FOR BAMBOO MEMORY
>>573310000He is the messiah Praise be *rapes you*
>>573310407yADA
>>573310263My penis goes in there
>>573309987BEING GAY ISNT OKAYIT'S ADAM & EVE NOT ADAM & STEVE& CERTAINLY NOT EVE & ADA IT'S JUST NOT NATURAL SACRILEGIOUS & VILE BEHAVIOR
come onnnnnnI wanna FUCKING PLAY
Umanko
>>573310562Very wise journey
>>573309270DEATH
Musume
Pretty
Tickezo no
>>573310562>find girl who shares your hobby of liking girls>think that is terrible for some reason Unironically you are gayer than she is.
>>5733092706 or 7 and everyone else gets it
>>573311242
>>573311247IT ISGIRLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT OTHER GIRLS CABOOSESTHEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHIP OTHER GIRLS TOGETHERTHEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BUY IDOL MERCH OF OTHER GIRLSITISNOTRIGHT I WILL NOT SUPPORT IT!!!!!!
I am really happy today
>>573311568
Here is your CM opponent bwo
>>573311469Ardan owes me ramen (and sex)
>>573311529Only Ulala can say that...
About how much better are GL Umas gonna be compared to Unity Umas?
>>573311568Nice!
>>573311736Show skills.
>>573311529and a ching chong to you too little lady
>>573311808nothing nothing changes witth the new scenario an d power wil not go up x100 times like previous one never train in GL
>>573311736Chiyono O is a mid distance card, so is Air Groove. Unless they want to be on a severe gold skill deficit compared to literally anyone else they're racing in the next CM, that Topro will likely do fuckall.>>573311939Sir this is an Uma Musume thread.
Sakura Chiyono O is like a dumb Maruzensky
>>573311808Fourfty percent
>>573311709What happens when Palmer and Helios have the same trainer and both fall in love with him
my team lost, can i get some cute pics to cope?
>>573311939Sometimes I forget how bad other gens are.
>>573312181Wild and free polyamory
Mainly wanted her for the cute costume so I don't really care about the rest
I hate training Nishino Flower any Uma with a lose race career SUCKS
>>573312182
>>573312479swimmy
Nishino LOVE
>>573308471You can see your clubs card, but not other trainersI guess it's so you can't share someone else's card, but also it's technically possible to upload porn, which is probably part of it
>>573312481Just don't lose? Medium C is enough
how is yalls sprint aces coming along? trying to decide on a 3rd front ace that isnt barbin
>>573312479
>>573312698Mayano is a decent choice since she doesn't have to rely on Angling alone
>>573312698All done.Doubt I'm gonna win though
>>573312698CHEER HALLOOO, bride curren, bakushin. I'll prob get third in B again like I've gotten the past TWO times
>>573312479She's super cute!
i just searched "haru urara plushie" and hoped the first link would be the amiami link, but instead the first result was.... this???? https://haruuraraplushies.com/ what the hell is this???officially licensed??? no way right?
>>573311247they really got all the shipping talk down. She keeps spooking me, though she's not top five, I am charmed by her correct fangirlisms (with the caveat that oshii isn't used outside of japan and I've only seen it in uma)
>>573312878Read their about page, it's absolutely not
>>573312758p sure you mean wedding mayano? i still dont have her so thats a no go
How stupid will I look if I use Kitasan+Suzuka+Maruzen on my deck? I need Unrestrained, but Kitasan/Maruzen also gives so much good front hints/skills.
>>573312878just fill your card info and find out bwo
>>573312182colombiANO
>>573312878>"contact us" lists the head office address as residential home in californiahella fake my guy
>>573312498that works, ty>>573313194nyooo
>>573312698I've had my aces done for 2 weeks now, finished all 3 in a single day Shiraoki blessed me with god tier RNG
Is the new update more casual friendly now?
So what uniques do I want for a Late Surger King Halo for the CM?
>>573313239yeppers
>>573313224smooching you
>>573313271McQueen, angel McQueen, swimmy McQueen
>>573313239If you ever wanted a shot at CM this is your best one. Even shit umas can luck out.
>>573313271Pump, Nishino
Independent training will still clear the career even if your uma fails her debutThis is what you are getting globalbabs
would you eat uma bread
>>573313519Upanko
>>573313493>will still clear the career even if your uma fails her debutSo it's just like me then. Sounds great
>>573313117>>573312878holy fucking chatgpt
>>573313493its perfect for fan runsi can start one before work, one at lunch, one on the way homeeasy 2.5-3m fans when i wasnt gonna play otherwise
my baby is home..
>>573313736Yeah that's what I do. It also takes less than a minute to setup which is really nice, and no phone battery drain since you can just close the app.
>>573314029your baby looks UGLY
>>573312181Trainer gets drained
>>573314029Cute Yaeno
>>573310562>being gay is not okay>god allows being gay or they wouldn't exist>therefore being gay is okay in god's eyesCheckmate atheist now back to talk about horses
>>573304536Did I fucking STUTTER!? Was busy gayming, excuse the huge delay.
>>573313493Thats good enough for meI dont really want to play the game after finishing aces and TT teams
>>573314029Bam memo sexoooo!!!!!!!!
>>573314080what the FUCK are you talking about.
>>573313736Finally I can meet danchou's quota with 0 effort and legally thanks cygays
damage report /uma/
>>573314380-0 tickets
>>5733143800 because Golshi and Maru already drained my balls dry
>>573312698man I haven't even finished doing parents yetat least I have a few more weeks before the cm right
>>5733143803k carats but it was worth it.
>>57331438014 ml of cum
>>573314380I got spooked by Yaeno a few months ago
>>573314175 I am an atheist as well it's just gross & unnatural to me anyway even without being a christcuck. There are no gay Lions.... Also, being in this thread made me genuinely think more that homosexuality is a disease, a brain sickness, rather than something that one is born as.
>>573314380I'll soon reach 200k carats
>>573314916Uma NTR...
>>573308936
>>573314267Bamboo looks like THIS??
I haven't played since Xmas Oguri release, how fucked am I?
>>573314984that fucker needs to update his damn pixiv already
>>573315058You're boned
>>573312140
CB propaganda
>>5733143800 carats0 tickets0 ml of semen
>>573315053>H81>one size below scarletYes. Yes, she does look that.
do a single pull at least
>>573314195Very well. Moving in and starting a large family... with Mejiro Palmer.
>>573315559I did 3 multis (only one of which with tickets) & got shit allYou BETRAYED me Bamboo
>>573314879
>>573314859>the no gay lions and unnatiral argumentBro there's hundreds of things in nature that would make you vomit, including homosexuality and natural transexualityIf it's so icky to you just ignore and live a happy homophobic life like millions doUnless you're terminally online, in which case you've got more problems than what a fag puts in his ass and you're no better than the idiots displaying their perversion like a medal of honor>>573314879A million kiss attacks with neicha
>>573315559I have to save for nakadashi, bro. Summer gold ship already forced me to do 200 pulls.
Whenever you see a nice nature post, remember you're reading something that some south American wrote
>>573315865I will imagine that a busty Latina is behind every Neicha post now
>>573315729>ignore itYada
what part of the 1.5 anni will we be getting autoplay?
>>573315559hmmmmmnyo
There is no way cygames will ban me for this right?Surely they aren't going notice
Did they patch Ruby-tan so she doesn't crash the game if you watch your race against her?
>>573316054What are Ruby's exact thoughts in this moment
>>573315998>>573315865Thats actually nice!Imagine talking with white women, they're be whores and annoying like Karen-chan
>>573315865The only third worlder we hate here is >>573316042
>>573316181
I look like this
>>573315865The anti jp schizo is a sudaca lol >>573316226
I'll serve crack before I serve Dancho
>>573316195Grass Wonder is a gentle, beautiful, hard working and determined girl. Shut the fuck up, bitch. I bet you like ugly umas like A*r Shitkur.
>now I want to fuck Oguri CapAm I fucked bros? Is she viable in the next CM? If yes, pace or late or end?
>>573316439
>>573316439>Is she viable in [LITERALLY ANY CM]yeah
>>573316512>>573316541>>573316552Pace, Late or End for this? I have to inherit Taiki's right?
oguri is not sexy in the slightest
>>573315601and that's a good thing (for me)!
>>573316023anyone know?
I think all umas should have doujins on the same or similar quality to the CB one
>>573316529IM DYING HERE, RICE, SAFE YOUR ONII-CHAN!>>573316023>>573316697URA, Unity, MANT and GL. This isn't some "HUR DUR ONLY GL AND FURTHER GET IT" that was never fucking true.
>>573316336Naishu posters best posters
>>573316054
>>573316815That's pleasant summer weather though
>just hit +30sp outta habit on baku chain>rip runill just pretend it was gonna be another agemasen
>>573316307Hi Umama
>>573316529Sticky Rice...
>>573316906dats the joke. we used to have 105 for weeks, so having this now is obv a godsend and nothing to bitch about.
>>573316815>URA, Unity, MANT and GL. This isn't some "HUR DUR ONLY GL AND FURTHER GET IT" that was never fucking true.you are retarded and didnt understand my questionanniversaries are split into parts, i was asking what part of the anniversary (1,2 or 3) we're getting it
>>573316870Imagine letting Cabo Verde score 2 goals lmao
>>573316023>>573316697They didn't sayPart 1 drops like a day before CM16 Round 1 starts (I think), so depending on how big of the update/maintenance it is I can't see them doing that.I imagine it would be either with Part 2 (GL release) or sometime between then and the finals.
>>573316981It was in the mid 90s last week, such is life. Uma Musume: Beginning of a New Era
Uh oh Vatass melty
>>573316601anyone?I am training C*rren but I need a third one as I only have Akebono remaining.
>>573317025>remembered that she recently voiced like 8 different characters for an anime adaptation>all 8 characters were just different flavors of shotahunting milfs
>>573316601Has to be Pace or Late, not enough Sparks to hit End A and Sprint A simultaneously.Depends on which your cards are suited for.Pace inherits Taiki and Nishino.Late inherits Ryan and Nishino.
>>573317075 I think we should KILL the sun, and only allow it to shine in open fields, and only when the farmers desire it so, otherwise it will be a bunch of fluffy clouds
>>573317025My God
>>573317094Post more
>>573317189thank yourough CM for me as I do not have the loli neither the shuttles, so I will cope with power inheritances and Taiki for Pace>>573317267last one because otherwise I'll get permabannedI'll check if people wants SLOPPA later
7 and you pull for bamboo
Come seal club888250128882501288825012Summer sprint cup
>>573317248fusu
>>573317248what the fuck even is a fusu. is it a dog? dog horse hybrid?
I have taken a screenshot of this about six separate times today I love it when she looks at me like this.
>>573317637it is a creature which resembles certain umamusumeit is unknowable and also cute
>>573317161Entire season is outhttps://nyaa.si/view/2124313
To open the doors in Doom, you need a
>>573317503Build a parent first borrowing Nishino, then find a Taiki with a Nishino grandparentIf you play your affinity cards right, you could end up with a 40-60% chance of getting Nishino inherit on a run anyway
>>573317798>573317798SHE DOES PORN?
I like it when you click wit and the uma holds her chin
>>573317625>>573317786what the fuck is my roomies problem?
>>573317882ecchi =! porn
>>573317848I don't have any more SFW Oguris, but i'll check in Chrono Genesis THANKSTHIS WILL BE HARD
>>573300161Just wait until the next scenario, my dear Anon.
>>573317882Pretty sure thats just ecchi
>>573314380One ticket.
>>573318019>>573318041still basedtime to fap to SUPER CREEK
>>573317985Bue-chan loves the fusu though
>>573317621>Got in the top 9Good enough. Thanks fer joinin'.
>>573317625Being Aruvu is suffering
Some people will shave off half the toothbrush so, when hiking, they'll
>>573316905doto accidentally wrote that
>>573318243SO MANY KINGUS AND PRINCESSES
>>573318208The question is still valid
>>573318243Thanks for hosting
>>573318142that's not Ticket that's Fuku
I was playing Rainbow Road on a copy of Mario Kart once and raced against
>>573317040Whiffing accels and winning feels better than hitting everything and losing
>>573318243so called "front enjoyers" when front isnt the number 1 style in a cm:
The only thing that rivals the loss of the Library of Alexandria is the loss of
>>573318243Thanks for the room bwo, nice Kingu and Purinsesu
>>573318631I want you to know your gimmick is sometimes funny and I laughed a few times
>>573318576I tried bwo it's impossible to make them work, I will not torture my umas
>Not good at the game, only ever able to scrape by in CMs and especially TT>Many weeks back I remade my lineup and finally had some Class 6 success, but only for 2-3 weeks, been trash again since>Log in to check if I did all my dailies, then did a cheeky TT>4/5 wins, a never before seen recordMy highest ever before this was 808k, so seeing this is fucking nuts. I guess my team isn't COMPLETE dog shit then.
>>573318689Some of the names work well for bad jokes and some of them are don't. Either way I'm having fun with it
>>573317807>>573318258>>573318469>>573318631hello mobumanon
I failed to screenshot Director Akikawa's animation... good result tho, glory to cygames.
>>573318689I don't think Cygays understand that I will DIE without OBEY sex.And I WILL take them with me.
Guys. Can you.please explain why did they make this yurige when the player base is male?
Rare uma sighting
Well, this is funny. When red shift hits, it hits hard
>>573319017thats a kancolle
>>573319015Can you explain why you haven't killed yourself yet
>>573319015Because I'm a himedanshi
>>573319017Is she heterosexual?
>>573319067Chigau desu.
I was playing soccer with some friends and said to pass the ball to me because
⸮sutatS MC
with spark reroll mixed with unity and URA being the best scenarios to run now, it feels like my day is empty and I'm just waiting for energy to come backthis actually sucks. when autoplay gets here I'll play even less. hmphhhhh
>>573319165Bringing fronts so I'm fucked
>>573319131 Why just why how WHY
>>573319260I hate you evil horse
If you're done making aces let's hang out
I'm a yumejo. My favorite Uma is a Stay Gold clan.
>>573319165I hope nobody catches on to my strategy. Pretty low data on Hakuraku.
Do you ever think Helios ever told Daiichi that she's a
>>573319314Hang out?
>>573319314hey
>>573318901SEMEN STATUS: NOT RETAINED
remade team, come and limit test with me!552524475525244755252447
>>573319314Make America Great Again
>>573319304
?????????????Guys why is my shitty Taiki dominating the public rooms
>>573319424Hi
>>573319314KYS
>>573319262I'm not actually, I just learned that word so I like using ithimedanshi
>>573319492its a taikiyou hit sfv and win by default
>>573319492post skills so we know the secret sauce
Hate when I know a run isn't worth finishing by first summer but by then I can't force quit because I'd be wasting time, which means wasting fans.
>>573319501hi
>>5733191901 MANT run with Hachimi text speed increase isnt that bad x2 event + spark reroll. Its the most efficient use of TP
>>573319472why is this bitch smiling like that fuck you FUCK YOU
>>573319607slut
>>573319607Can I get a kiss
>>573319424Nice! I need to remake my Princess, sprint S has been avoiding me like the plague...
I got a (You) somewhere but I can't find itMeh it is probably not important
>>573319565
>>573319607I have missed you
>>573319424712076147120761471207614
Hope this loops properly
would Bamboo muteki watch kung fu movies with me or does she think chink martial arts movies are gay
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really wanted to pull Bampoo Memory, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>573319607why is my rival acting and dressing like a slut? Her trainer should be worried. I'm afraid he might get dried. I need to warn him
>>573319648Everyone saw "it"photo mode is fun
>>573319781>71207614Aaaaaa that finish was so close...
>>573319781499130274991302749913027
>>573318459That makes it better, though. I'm also mad you thought of this and I didn't
I plugged in both my air fryer and rice cooker and accidentally flipped the There's quite a lot of stars and gods referenced in some of the mob names that aren't food references
>>573319806>best friends with a martial artist who constantly acts and talks like she's a main character from a cheap filmYes. Yes, she would watch those movies with you.
>>573319886>posting the bigger (You)sexual uma
One round of 5 Sprint CM RoomsJoin 1 RoomWill compile results at the very endRoom 176025546Room 284145340Room 373825446Room 466977633Room 590553850
Once auto drops all A+ clubs should mandate 1 auto career a day in addition to their quotas
>>573319731Can I ask what cards you used? I'm having an awful time training this CM. Thank you! (also just a general idea of your sparks? That Turf S Sprint S is amazing)I'm surprised she's doing so well without Groundworks
>>573319886please stop posting this ugly retard this general is Fagramente-free zone
>>573320049durawife
>>573319990425953354259533542595335
Do any other umas get text like this in their unique animations?
>>573319731Maybe wit is a meme stat this cm after all...
>>573320153>the one who posted this
I was in a car crash while in a phone call and had to say that I was
>>573320229>Kawakami got 3 late starts in a row
>>573320232digitan
>>573320229915408229154082291540822
>>573320343Cuteamente
wtf, I did some pulls tonight and now my account is bugged
>>573320004funny gimmickkeep it up, even if not all of the mcan be banger
>>573320416Eh that's a bit different. Bamboo's is more like if her unique name got its own custom overlay instead of the usual one
>>573320438876756418767564187675641
>>573320125My sparks were power 7* borrow and a power 8* maru
>>573320732768441287684412876844128
>>573320564wtf how is she flying??
>>573320979she's a falcon
Umama please respond...
>>573320942976741169767411697674116
>>573319731uh youve got pretty much the necessary skills. Wits always been overrated esp with how it inflates score.
>>573320579Some of them not working just allows me to shed attachments to sticking the landing so I can ascend to
>1* Guts into 2* Guts
It's teiover. I'm finished. This lol boy sex joke went too far.also, at this point do I just finish the spark?
Surely I'll get that triple sprint single turf spark next run
>>5733212382 multis is a lotNo
>>573321024hi
>>573321135927748139277481392774813
>>573321238depends on your statue situation, 3000 have more value than statues
Fuck me
>>573321349Kiss?
>>573321395You'll have to take me to dinner first
What is the best card combo I have here for this CM? I also have 2LB Bakushin speed and 1LB Biko + most SRs MLBFor umas I have Summer Maru, Wedding Maya, Taiki Shuttle, Bakushin, Seiun Sky, and Summer Golshi + others but I think those are all irrelevant for this CM
>>573321372360271053602710536027105
can flowers give you diabeetus
>>573321583Retard
>>573321470not tonight nonny
>>573321715Why...
>>5733216232 more184039161840391618403916
>>573321238It was never a joke to me..
>>573321694no I want my uma to go faster not slower
>832 retention line already
>>573321861356535153565351535653515
>>573321852I'm with him right now
>>573319314I'd rather do a mant run than talking to you
>>573322059>had to break my phone screen spamming refresh thread>just to get 2ndAaaahDid Obuhi even proc Pulse I'm not sureBAN THIS UMA
>>573322161Who is him
>>573322215Sounds like you have a
>>573322059Thanks for the rooms, hopefully my next runs actually give me S inspos, really want to run Kawakami and Halo together...
hey friends I'm only getting started ever since the new update and wanted to ask. For unity should I do races? Or just straight training?
>>573322059kita-chan...thanks for joining everyone <3everyone seems pretty eager to join which is nice to see
FAT
>>573322384I'm eager too
>>573322221I don't kiss and tell>>573322323you're welcome!!!
>>573322346train unless you want SP, also don't hold back on the bombs too much pop them if it looks good enough
stop with the skinwalking>>573322323still have a while to go but hopefully you get it soon--I need to spam runs with kita until I get gw and dd
>>573320864bless ya matety
>580SP pre-debut>590SP pre-debut>560SP pre-debutOkay I think that's my cue to give up for the night.
imagine having a wet dream of a horse
>>573322623Can I get one then
>>573320107BIG Results imageThanks to everyone who participated
>>573322623Hope you get those too, Kitachan already has a hard time in this CM, can't imagine having to get all those specific skills too...My last runs have been pretty unfortunate with the aptitudes and I don't think Kingu can carry me sadly, need to get 2 more strong girls before the CM starts, really wishing we had half tp now...>>573322927Thanks for the room! Nice BIG results pic, I think that is the only room where my Kawakami placed in top 3...
>>573322910maybe later...
>>573322927>Late oguri is beating pace ogurinyoooticing
>>573322927I'm falling for Bride Curren propaganda
>>573323096she's really good, since you get a free borrow slot for daiwa (if it ever finishes)
>expect entire cm to be taikislop>look at rooms>oguri and curren somehowwtf
>>573323256>Taikishe's the Mightiest Miler, not Mightiest Sprinter
My midrace feels like ass but I don't know how to change my deck to make it better. I was thinking of switching to Bakushin speed so I can borrow something else, but it has worse hint frequency and levels than the guts version and I don't think I need Turbo Sprint. Not sure what I'd borrow anyway and I'm not in the mood to regrind parents. Any suggestions?
>https://x.com/nuko___sub/status/2074464322580087266
>>573323256I want to beat Curren with a hammer until she stops moving
Havent' been in the thread in a week. If I learn an URA Racing Spirit skill does it prevent that option from appearing in duels thereafter?What's the learn priority? In this sprint prep environment, after my first run my initial reaction is that intentionally jobbing duels till I get stamina is the way to go. The difficulty keeps scaling faster than my stam does making it pretty hard to get it out of lv 3+ duels. I don't see any point in going for Guts since you have to duel to trigger it and you don't typically duel before reaching top speed anyway, so by that point acceleration isn't useful.
so is any late surger without leap forward instant glue?
>ayabe posters are skinwalking as V nowwhat the fuck did I miss?
I wish I was (uma) so that my trainer could do (action) on me with his (body part)
Something incredibly hot about Stego in suspenders.
>>573323418You have strong stat generation but your skill list is anemic. Were you able to buy everything that was available? If not, consider swapping one of your low prio SSR wits, namely Neicha, for Tachyon and Fuku for Sweep SR.
692188583765This guy's got a Racing Power Stam/Power parent if anyone needs it for looping (both GPs have it too)
>>573321324>>573321382Aieee why didn't I listen?!
>>573323882cute flash
>>573323932wife
>>573323872>no groundwork>no uma stanmuda muda muda
Bamboo is pretty cute but i need to save for Agnes and light...
>>573322548what do you mean sp? So only go for certain epiphets?
>>573323912These are my Heirs to the Throne
>>573323808I usually end up around 2800 sp and can buy everythung I want, it's just actually getting access to the skills in the first place.
>>573323912Evil hateful creatures
>>573323447No.No particular priority. Just do it as you can.All of them are pretty good. Stamina is the most prized.Prep for CM in Unity.
Who should I make as a parent that'll get me a lot of friend points
>>573324371make a parent with 3* Power 3* Sprint 3* GW to start
surprised this isn't ug, but decently happy w/ skills so w/e.Its gonna be weird getting used to the new speed uncaps.. so often you could watch lose by a nose cuz the other guy was capped+green but now..?
>>573324151Just a matter of getting lucky with hints, you have decent ones available
>>573324504>not 1200+ powerglue
>>573324289my parent making gut is telling me that, barring the whole dirtmaxxing great grand parents bullshit, I should start with URA for grandparents, move to MANT for parents to racematch the grandparents, and make aces in unity.
>>573324371friend points are from cards being borrowedaka get out your credit card
>>573324371Ryans always get borrowsNo one wants to make a new one whenever they need a new spark arrangement
>>573324551Bwaaa ogey... I guess I'll start again on flower to try and hit an s aptitude along the way
>>573324587>firm conditions
how often rest in Unity Cup?
>>573324609Sure, but there is a week left until CMYou do not have time for all of thatJust do everything in Unity
>nobody pulled for Bamboo Memory during MANT so they had to re-run her banner 2 months later
>>573324843Probably not, but I at least have time to blow 1 day deluding myself mucking about in URA. If it goes well I can continue as planned. If it sucks balls I'll skip forward.
>>573324806>not using 6 wit cardscoward
>>573323912I used to hate Teio but I'm slowly coming around
>>573298103Will Cygames do the needful?
Attention!The Grass Wonder Memorial Kinen will be held on Saturday August 8 at 6pm EST.One uma entry per anon that must conform to ONE of the following rules>the entry must be any Grass Wonder>the entry must use a Grass wonder support card in their support deck>the entry must have Grass Wonder as a parent or grand parentThe track and conditions will be: Nakayama 1600 M, Right Handed, Good Conditions, Cloudy, Summer, Great mood.I would appreciate it if future bakers would add the above information to the OP
>>573325291>August 8 this does not require a month of prep
>>573325276IF YOU'RE GOING TO HIRE SUBHUMANS AT LEAST HIRE ME AAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>573325359It seems that I must spell it out
>>573325276Can we stop importing fucking indians
>>573302169not sprint/mile = don't bother using a pace that isn't XOguri
>>573325291>>the entry must be any Grass Wonderthis should be a mandatory rule. what kind of memorial race would it be if it's just 18 Obuhi Fats
>>573302336they fixed neck and neck tho...
>>573314859Hate to break it to you anon, but it's definitely a thing Lions do
GOLD SHIP SAMA SAMA TIME!
>American-bred>Japanese-trainedlol>We taught her to use a naginata>as a joke
>>573325737Why does the guy on the left look like he has downs
>>573325291How are you supposed to use a Grass Support card on Grass
>>573326007NTA but >>conform to ONE of the following rulesread neigha
>>573325997The faces of the IP
>>573325276Only companies run by jews or christians will take the free gibs and sell the country to IndiansShinto Japanese chads will ignore this and continue to hire japanese and white people
>>573325990Put a gun in her hand and i guarantee she will be a crackshotIts in her blood
>>573326048A Grass memorial without having to use Grass sounds dumb desu
>>573325990This artists anatomy is simultaneously objectively bad and kind of hot at the same time
>>573325997Fenomeno is a good girl
Jannies, he's begging for another nuke
Opened up MANT for the first time after the updateWhy the fuck is stam cap so high, don't tell me we need to run MANT for longslop in the near future
>>573326143>subsidy to hire jeets>btw forget about all the losses your company is gonna suffer from hiring jeetsTrue evil
I got reminded that Seeking The Hag got a rerun a month later, but that was due to payment processing messing up at the time? Anyway, I hope Cygays commits to the schedule and has her pop up twice in that brief time, just so it confuses various randos.
>>573326327
>>573325291Why not Arima Kinen conditions?
whats a good power card for CM? is flower still good out of MANT?
>>573326376no, it's the devs way to tell you the scenario is dogshit
>>573325990>canonically the strongest of their generation>reduced to background characters to glaze sundayman
>>573326439Love that police horsedog
>>573326430They should do an All-Spark there for the newbies who missed the first one
This didnt feel good. She lost URA final lol.
>>573322346>>573324086Skill points. Mostly training but if you don't do extra races you'll end with too few skill points. Got to find a balance, but don't bother with non-G1 races. Cards with a skill point bonus helps too
>>573326480The only good card for unity is power rice, and you only need her for maestro and stamina, otherwise use power sparks.Power Bakushin SR gives sprint hints and THH and Power Spechud SR gives you head-on though.
>>573326439>gold family looks cuter and sexier without the dumb hatsWhat the fuck
6TH MOOD DOWN
>>573326502Meno alt soon, I believe
>>573326609I like the hat...
>>573309270throwing my 7 to save this anon from a 0 scenario and get him a desired outcome
>>573325997why do they attract so many larpersstego must have the biggest fanbase of umas who know literally nothing about her
>>573326707what a random thing to say in the moment
>>573325032>hahaha Yaeno Muteki and Bambi Memory are the same character they look so similar and they're both martial arts codedWe get it. Very funny. Next bit please.no, I didn't pull for Yae, I got her as collateral in the Golshi
>>573326484Good. Bless you cyjames
>>573326610Surely this must mean I'll get another sprint inspiration next year
>>573326609Yes and no.
>>573326803My favorite uma Bambi
>>573326484>>573326376My long slop umas are still fairing well in TT
>>573326376iirc there's no Long CMs for all of GL so we're safeAnd the next scenario after GL likely powercreeps the fuck out of MANT too
>>573326707>stego must have the biggest fanbase of umas who know literally nothing about herIncluding that one anon who spams her here lol
HOST DA ROOM
>>573326798i scrolled past the image and was reminded of like four people i know who dont play uma either anymore or even at all but cosplayed as her recently
Fuku would probably have the nastiest reaction to you turning her down
>>573326871Where did you get this footage of my gameplay?
>>573326849Literally jinxed
>>573326707>>573327010>waaaaah he likes a character of a series he doesn't play or watch waaaaaah this hurts my feelings waaaaah
>>573326497Unironically, if they ever drop actual Sunday Silence or even Secretariat, the rest of the cast would be BTFO instantly.
>>573327098This but raaaaaaaaaaargh instead of waaaaaaah
>>573326871palmer isn't sexy
Reminder to always be aware when around mares
>>573324609Seems about right.MANT for parents is good for the new skills and flexibility to min max affinity, but new Unity works fine for parents. Since only G1s matter now, and it's just easier to hit SS there with the new stat caps. Assuming you have decent cards
>>573327023Fuku is cutest at her most mentally ill
>>573327149>Sunday Silencenot even a good racehorse, just a good parent
>>573327179You're not straight
>>573327023Fuku would fold if you just smiled at her
>>573327149>SecretariatAmerican triple crown scenario only hidden boss>>573327182>Didnt turn off the sink before leavingYou dont say
>>573327060It keeps happening
>>573327182daiwa would not wear such a slutty outfit
remember to love your mares
>>573327205>he'll give you the undisputed winner spark>also the break-a-leg unremovable debuffHe is the soul of umamusume
>>573327098I mean liking a character you know nothing about and spamming her everywhere as if you do is pathetic
>>573326474Partly because we should also remember the promising beginning and partly because miles are easier to get umas ready for in a new scenario.
>>573327375Im fairly certain most people know what she is actually like at this point?
>>573327375does stegofag really know nothing about her
!!!
Bamboo Bread
>>573303235Get the Mazda3. Hatchback, if possible
DON'T LET HIM BAKE
>>573323256>Oguri >somehowShe's the best Uma in the game
>>573327621This, it's her day
>>573326965>iirc there's no Long CMs for all of GL so we're safeCM 20 is Long, but it's 2500 Arima Kinen so it's not too bad
baking my bread in your favorite uma's oven
>>573327205he was a great racehorse though
>>573326474The better question is why if it's the Asahi Hai is it not in December? Also>GoodFUCK this anon for the NTR discrimination
>>573328019But the umas down own their own ovens?They use the dorm kitchens.Well except for like Maruzensky and Furioso i guess since they own apartments.
do fronts actually have a chance this cm, or is it all just pace
>none of the eurofag bakers are awakeIt's over
>>573328301>the front with highest hakuraku wins is summer mackie>there's 34 non-fronts above her in terms of adjusted winrateYeah fronts are dead
>>573328301If you have sprint S, summer + right handed, 1k+ guts, manage to snag first place, and hit all your accels, you have a small chance. Without that, zero chance.
>>573328301no chance
>>573327523He doesn't talk about her at all.
The "front runners ruined the game" anon has been very quiet as of late
why is V so mad over stego anon
im not playing front because getting dicked on the maru banner and not being able to use my shiny new card until the anni voucher demotivated me
is V also VF
>850kSure I'm safe this week
>>573327515No one knows what she's like. It's always the same homeless deadbeat stuff.
>>573328301theyre just shit on sprints.
>>573328612You tell us V>>573328653No but the anon obsessed with V might be
>>573328301Don't think I've seen a front win a room since the update, most people seem to have given up on them
>>573328738>No but the anon obsessed with V might belet's be real, a quarter of the regulars here are probably sloptubers
>>573328667>homelesssometimes, there is lots of camping>deadbeatshe is actually very attentive to the goldlings
>>573328740What changed? I thought the patch would buff fronts
>>573327548Dia is for me
move>>573328941
>>573328221Is August 8th in winter anon?
>>573327482Fair enough
>>573328871PDM change was big for Pace and lates, and the patch pretty much fixed lates with the skill changes
>>573328740I've seen a UG2 V!Bourbon do it but not anyone else
>>573328871There are just not any good fronts for sprints atm. Most of them are built for miles/medium/longs where they can get a huge gap but on a sprint, paces will stay close enough to them that when they proc their skills, they will zoom right past the fronts
>>573328907She was talking to me!
>>573327023wouldn't she try to kill herself
