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teio!
Rudolf love
>>573403115yay
you wouldn't rape Teio
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Post feet and weight
who did you expect to hate/have no interest in but became one of your favorites? pic related
DODAL DEIO DEATH
>>573402917Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573403475You just want to AGP as her
>>573403518That's illegal, show OG card
>>573403120no you can't. There's no way, particularly if your habitual taste is as bad as Ryan's would be under this hypothesis. My explanation makes much more sense
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>573403629Sex with these hags
Your canon wife
>>573403575If you insist...
Digitan LOVE
>>573403475If we're talking strictly global then it'd be Kingu. I wrote Kingu off pretty quickly as a arrogant ojou with no redeeming quality but after playing her career and seeing more of her, she quickly grew on me.
>>573403752OUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH
>>573403736wife
>>573403823She has one of the better career stories for sure.
>>573403651This image has been posted 111 times
>>573403518poachable danchou
>>573403669at the same time?!
>>573403942This but except Ryan. That one is justified
>>573403942Fact fuck
>>573403969Even if it kills me
>>573403942This except Oguri & Taiki. Those ones are justified.
>>573404117that korean dress is so sexy
Select your runner.
V...
>need a dirter as I only use ulala, oguri and pasa>have only 80k caratsI want to pull for Ricky, but it would be a bad idea.
goys, how do you loop good parents?
YOU STUBBORN LITTLE SHIT JUST HAVE A GOOD RUN ALREADYSPINT S, SUPPORTS ACTUALLY FINISHING, IDK MAN ANYTHING
>>573404236just luckshit her with dailies
>the deleteds in the previous threadHeh
>>5734042272, won't elaborate
Mun!
>>573404236You don't need tachyon and light hello.
>niggas are really going to brick their account to pull rickey who gets to be used in dirt cms that happen like twiceva year and is relgated to gay dirt baby jail in team trials for the rest of the time
>>573403942Why was his post deleted? he is right, love all umas.
>>573404397Shut up Mambocchi
>>573404487I'm running Rickey in turf races too though
>>573404487>niggas are really going to brick their account to pull blaze brian who gets to be used in long cms that happen like twiceva year and is relgated to gay long baby jail in team trials for the rest of the timeThis is what you sound like
>>573404236Just plug in the keen eye+dominator niggas
>>573404487Literally nothing wrong with pulling for a really cute uma that will be a mainstay on the TT roster
>>573403629>>573403669
>>573404598this is correct thougheverbeit
Is it true that MANT is better to build a debuffer in?Uuuuugh....
Teio!
ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
>>573404627I NEED HAG SEX SO BAD
What races do I run for Parents?In new unity ace making, is it all training and only goal races?
>>573402917Attention!The Grass Wonder Memorial Kinen will be held on Saturday August 8 at 6pm EST.One uma entry per anon that must conform to ONE of the following rules>the entry must be any Grass WonderOR>the entry must use a Grass wonder support card in their support deckOR>the entry must have Grass Wonder as a parent or grand parentThe track and conditions will be: Nakayama 1600 M, Right Handed, Good Conditions, Cloudy, Summer, Great mood.I would appreciate it if future bakers would add the above information to the OP
King Halo !!!!https://x.com/i/status/2074143445334057143
Tachyon LOVE
>>573404839Aoharu 2 you want to do optional g1s for sp on bad training turns. A good run with 20 races can land you 3k sp (this includes goal races btw)Also for parents you just run every g1 they can. Autoing MANT when that becomes a feature in 2 weeks will probably be our best option for lazy parents
>>573404487>implying i won't mutate her for every CM along with falco
>>573404801>>573404627People are going to be so disappointed when Ramonu actually releases and she isnt hag sex bait in the slightestTotally different character in fan art
>>573404487>niggas are really going to brick their account to pull rickey who gets to be used in dirt cms that happen like twiceva year and is relgated to gay dirt baby jail in team trials for the rest of the timeThat's literally how most umas work going forward.
>>573404342kek it was him as usual
>>573404839you do 20-25 races or you move your ass back to MANT
LETS GO RICKEY
>>573405052I know she's very different in her story, but she's sexy enough for me to not care
>>573405046>>573404594Anons like this are annoying because they'll post ITT all day about how unique and cool they are when we all know we'll never see that shit in a room or CM
>>573405046Turf F is harder than E though since you're relying on an inspo hit to reach A
Can’t decide whether to commission a doujin of Manhattan Cafe or Admire Vega since I like both but either one requires a different kind of story proposal.
>>573404839Every mile/medium/long G1 crown route, ignore dirt if you're not a NEET
>>573405221I'm not running her in Turf to be unique, I'm running her because she's meta.Don't lump me in with the oshi retards
>>573403052Anon if that were the case you'd be fired and blacklisted from Tracen
>>573405376you are obligated to bust a nut to rickey at least once if she wins you CM
i'm seriously tired of getting raped by NSM vodka and since it's not MANT you can't clock it
what would be a good deck for a late surger/medium cafe? tried with this but her speed ended up a bit bad
Rickeyfags really go "You just need greens!" Forgetting that you play her as front to beat xoguri and thus you need EVERYTHINGGroundwork comboPPDDIgwitTop Runner And Fast PacedFront and Medium StraightsTop PickSunny SignCacaoKiss for CourageLaterace (primarily Vauderville) And a 1200/1000/1200/600/1000 stat spreadDo you have the 3500 SP needed for all that?
Doto's Dotolicious Dotos.
MUSUMEUMA
>>573405221Rickey actually makes running Falco in a team easier since they can share parents
>imagine my surpriseSo. I just ran my first Unity Cup scenario and as a casual, i was really surprised of the result. I usually barely manage to get an A+ out of other scenarios and there I get an S+.After following the hints of game8 (just train) and noticing the absence of Akikawa, I of course ended up with my honse not getting her skill to lvl4.Whats the catch? Is Unity Cup only to raise pvpers? Whats the point of doing anything else? Whats the best course to get honse skill to 4?
>>573405637>Do you have the 3500 SP needed for all that?It's GL bwo
>>573405637groundwork combo is the 6 greens my guy
>>573405637I already get all those things THO
>>573405637Yeah, I'd train.
>>573405637>Groundwork combo>PPDDIgwitThis is human rights though
>>573405735You don't know how much SP GL gives stop acting
>>573405604I suggest replacing either Rob with another speed card or replacing Flash with an SSR speed. Remember that cafe has 30% stam so long as you press the power button you’ll reach decent stamina
>>573405604Try 3 Speed instead, and replace the stamina card with another wit
>>573403969sex with her
>>573405587HISHI AMASEXOOOO
Niggas really be thinking I roll for characters because they can beat so and so and not because my dick demands it
>>573405736where are they coming from? Theyre not dropping from races, you only race mandatory races in GLwhere do you get the parents
>>573405762Literally the first GL video on youtube nigga
>>573405920well these cards are too overpowered for that scenarioGL will give around 3k and a bit + tho
>>573405920ok but they're using cards that we won't have access to like almond eye speed, shakur stam, power tamamo guts stego and speed teioalso Ikuno has a special condition where she can get more skillpoints if she doesn't get rushed
Rickey fucking SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
>>573405920>those cards>dictus career with a shit ton of racesnot helping bwo
>>573405920>3 Future SP bonus cards and a character that explicitly buffs SP gainI'm going to kill you
>>573405920retard, look at the deck
>>573405637I already do most of this with my other fronts tho
>>573405907She has 2 innately (assuming you play her front in a dirt race) and then you get the other 4 from hints/inspo. It's not complicated. You will be training enough to get green hints.It's when you start running her turf and you need all 6 from cards and inspirations when it turns into true cock and ball torture.
Bros will capping Speed to 1600 really be human rights in Grand Live?
>>573406093I am unable to.
NISHITNO FLOWER
>>573406170Smooching
>>573406278Capping speed will be easy if you only ever click speed and witIts when you need 1000 Stam for Ooi dirt that it becomes impossibly hard
I had to spark Bamboo... but she's the DISCIPLINE and GUTS uma and this was merely a test of my resolve!
I'm tired to be a parentlet. How do I make the most serviceable around sky front parent in this patch? No mant
brick-182 has a spot open for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>573406437wait for auto
>>573406380why would I need Stamina when I have 4 recoveries
>>573406380>1000S-surely you mean 800 & a gold heal, right?
>>573406437seiun sky unity and just roll the dice every day 5 times until you get one
>>5734062781600 speed will be effectively 1250 speed or something it's seriously not that big of a deal to hardcap speed
>>573406517
>>573406082Marche making me cum to death with paizuri
And so, the /uma/ council has decided that we will NOT be rolling for Rickey.Therefore, the only dirt fronter worth owning is Smart Falcon.
>>573406538retard
>>573406538Retardbro they already patched the post 1200 scaling.
>>573406082Fat uma
>>573406538>>573406278We're in L'arc patch, the speed issue has been fixed for about a year in JP timeline
>>573406082I wish I looked like this and have multiple trainers look after me
>>573406606I want to make out with Fine Motion
bring me COPEano RicKEK
Guys I just encountered a wish-fulfilling genie and he told me the first person to reply to this post determines what Uma will become real and become my wife.I need you guys to not screw me over here please give me a good one my entire life is depending on you.
>>573406913
>>573406913Not 30 seconds and Ryan was posted fucking lmao
>>573406968Bro why did you ruin his life?
>>573406968You are a bad person.
>>573403475I thought spechud was boring until the story chapters then she earned a spot on TT
I think we should use an [UMA] tag on our nicknames like a big and happy family we are
>>573407025If I can't be happy, then neither should he
Big Rice.
>>573403629sex with creek
>>573407182we already use /uma/ in our profiles
>>573406601Umallaaaaaaaaaaaaah
does rickey actually act like an onee-san character or is that just because of her secret blurb, this is very important
Give me CM room! My black Curren needs challenger!
>>573407182I thought we already used @VF
>>573406968>going this fast to ruin someone's life
What kind of sick twisted SOB does this
>>573405604>>573405794>>573405829What if I were to make her a long runner? Would it be worth it?
>>573403475Admire Vega. Was spooked by her and initially thought she was meh until I actually went through her story and actually got attached to her.
>>573407413sure dude come beat up my girlfailures794273927942739279427392
>>573407445Being able to screw up in a fantasy scenario kills the fantasy
>>573407445I love my police horsedog
>>573407659>doxxing the Lilac club memberswhy are you like this
I can see through their lies. During valentine's they don't mean a word they say. It's all meant for someone else. I am just an intruder in their secret garden. Just because I am male they only regard me with contempt and indifference. Stop inviting me to the hot springs when you don't even want me there anyway.
>>573407765I left so black curry guy can join
>>573407717I mean if you want long cafe, throw in a Creek
>>573407659>>573407851>checking out who he is... lol
Nuke Fuku
>>573407908damn I was gonna do that too but it started I'm stupid
>>573406517more speed = more HP consumptionlol, lmao even
>>573407851A-are you in my club????
>>573408028I'm your danchou and know who you are take this as your only warning to not do this shit
>>573407905Bright would fall asleep halfway through saying this
>>573407765It's full. I guess I'll host myself. It's nakayama sprint, right?
>>573408161posting results in a sec and am hosting more
>>573408119Y-yes sir.....
>>573408161Sprint StakesSummer Sunny Firm
>>573404743I miss Teiobro
>The SS Taiki wins against all the Purples
>>573407659Bamboo Memory (and Curren and Nishino and every other Sprinter) demands sacrifice
>>573407727RttT and the game story will make anyone an ayabe believer
Tenno Sho Spring status? Do I need to buy a recovery?
>>573407765The distance and surface s together with hesitant pace joining forces with the extra guts to win by a nose. Cant even be madMore706986367069863670698636
>>573408329Distinctly remember rttt being my second Uma media and watching it in between the twenty minute breaks at my local race track. It was fun
I'm heading off to work and I want to let you all know I hater every single one of you and I hope you all have a bad day.
>>573408548Cute Journey
>>573408528>I haterpffffttttt
>>5734084906/9 and a black curren is present. Anyone is welcome to join (again)
>>573408421yes lmaoyou're not rawdogging that shit
FLOWER ALWAYS PULLS THROUGH
>>573403669Super Creek is a highschooler
So how are dominators with sGolshi inherit?
The hag took my ug virginity.
>curren_chan>large_breast
>>573408528>haterCute *rapes you*
>>573408528>i hater
>>573408656>registration period is overThat was fast. Looks like my Curren wasn't quick enough to register
>>573408656sorry I don't have my 3rd ace done yet
>>573408528Are you that one guy that got called to work on your day off and complained about it here
Having your SS uma winning against a bunch og UG4 ~ UG6 is satisfying even though I know WIT is just fake score
8877 5553
>>573408490A terrible showing by the Black Currens in the lobby, unfortunately
>>573409125>16 spotsBwochacho...
>>573409125>3/16
>>573407659another proof that Doto is not evil
>>573409108people forget that Wit's midrace bonus has diminishing returns after 1300 or soIt was such a big problem, ignoring wit as a stat for essentially 4 years, that wit got reworked in JP to also increase the potency of all white skills
>>573409125semen demon curren
>>573409125>16 gates
>>573407659
>>573409229forgot to post my final room code423896154238961542389615
Curren is hot?
How does someone as sexy as Maruzensky gave birth to such a chud daughter? Chiyo should have been a semen demon
>>573409229>sprint Anooooticing. Distance S isn't mandatory is it?
>>573409229>mayano activates ult at optimal time>gets blockedBeautiful.
>>573409396everyone has been saying this
>>573409396>Distance S isn't mandatory is it?your nyoooticing is 6 months late anon
>>573409231>>573409261>>573409307I didn't touch this setting. Can't I just force start it with 9?
don't say black currenshe's bride currenor evil currenor dark currenor the cuter currenbut she's not black
>>573408789>saying this while posting one of the most rapeable umas
>>573409372no such thing
>>573409483Nope. The game will fill the room with NPCs
>>573409396Distance S is only mandatory in 2 specific cases, Mediums and Longs above 2400, and Miles/Mediums where the final straight is exceptionally long.Sprint generally prefers Turf S because you need as much acceleration as possible
>>573407659SAAR YOU MUST NOT REDEEM ALL SAAR
>>573403475i initially thought opechud was just an annoying narcissist theatre boy but then i realized she tries really hard to include her friends in all her stories
>>573409597>longs above 2400so a regular long race
>>573409493cuter curren is bucket
>>573409740Sweepy, my long is above 3000, do you wanna see it?
>>573409740I said Mediums and Longs I'm writing expediently
>>573409363Lazy results posting since the same Taiki as >>573408490 once again took it home by neck and nose.>Dober got PDM'd from 6th down to 7thpainThose are all the rooms from me for now. Thank you to the anons that joined!
>>573409787Sex Bouquet
>>573409493Dark Chan
>>573409787More like cum bucket amirite gamers
>>573409826Thanks for hosting
>>573409826Dang, that one was extremely close...Thanks for the room!
>>573409826Thanks for hosting!
https://files.catbox.moe/22ccqw.jpeg
>>573409969what do men find appealing about this
>Only hit 1k power on Flower because lol only 1 purple orb on power the whole run>Turf S but also got agemasen'd by Bakushin guts for the second time out of 10 times I've borrowed>Got so mad buying skills, I forgot to even buy Shooting For Victory for her even as a copeAnyway, for a first test run, I learned a bit. Hopefully getting some weak runs out of the way to get the team built by this weekend.
>>573409969>cafe’s flat chest Oh my god that’s so fucking hot
>>573409969my Tachwife does not have that bush please delete this
>>573409567Well, my bad. I just forcestarted it with 9. In any case thanks, you made her cry. I thought I'd have any chances but looks like those stats aren't enough. I was excited because I inherited everything I wanted for front Curren with exception of turf/sprint S. Even bothered to check umalator this time to pick skills, but I got trashed, like always. I'm bad at this game.>>573409493Nigger Curren
>>573409969Was this life thousands of years aog for uma
>>573410024...what do men find appealing about nude women?
>>573409969>small breasts inverted nipples with a bush
>>573410161bush
>Baku agemasen>Kita doesn't finish chain>No S from insposNot very cool...
>>573409969>the hottest one is in the backgroundfuck my life.
>>573410212It's womanly? I guessHair is a sign of fertility I supposeIt's just hot
>>573410391Digitan confronted by her own fans is the best fanart ever and I need more of it
https://files.catbox.moe/xjqjw7.jpgNishino flunny....
How many acceleration skills do you need for the sprint assuming they all proc perfectly?
>>573409969Yummers
>>573410542Smooch please
>>573410574Not all accels are created equal. They have different accel values and durations.
>>573410574Aim for a total of .6 between all of your accelerations.
Forgot how Dober's unique works, can it proc during the final corner?
>>573410574doesn't mattermore is better>>573410598HOW ARE YOU HERE CONSTANTLYI like your dedicatin but still...
>>573410562OI YOU BASTARDTHATS FUTA KINGU
>>573410704But no kita smooch?
>>573409493What's wrong with black umas?
>>573410562You got me
>>573410562Wait a secondthis isnt cunny
>>573410842you're one of the good ones kitachan
incase you wondered how bad anus is>>573410830I'll think about it
>>573410895Why only think...
>>573410501Always love to see Digitan flustered when being oshi’d. Sad that there’s not a whole lot of art about that
>kita and Bakushin didn't finish their chainsAHHHHH
>>573410967curvature doesnt do much in nakayamayoure fine
>>573410562Would
>>573410693it can proc during the final corner yeah, but then it still needs to be delayed to do something and it only really works on herself
>>573410967How do people even get such statlines and this many skills? Post career.
>>573405052>People are going to be so disappointed when Ramonu actually releases and she isnt hag sex bait in the slightestfor now I press [x] to doubt, /uma/ is notoriously unreliable about uma stories (eg Dober is a manhating foid), but even if she's not for (You) - and again, doubt - she's still criminally, outrageously, unreasonably hot. So I'm sparking her. Even though I should be sparking Valentine Fujin instead.
Kitasan sexKitasexo
>>573403475I thought nothing of Princess until she spooked me and turned out to be the most adorable himba I have
>>573411076If you do 17-18 races, you get plenty of sp. Unity was buffed to provide an extra 400 sp off of the Unity races
>>573410956at least attach some pics so I can gauge you
>>573411148based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based
>>573411148Ramonus main character trait is that she hates basically everyone including you and the most you can expect out of her is respect for your training skills.It's true to the actual horse who was stated to be a giant asshole
>>573411148Ramonu is evil, probably because her eggs dried up
>>573411227Don't be like this, you give them out to anyone
Should I work on a hesitant parent Gold Ship?
>>573411148>/uma/ is notoriously unreliable about uma stories (eg Dober is a manhating foid)only niggas from twitter and that one yuri shitposter was pushing that here
>>573411305Sure
>umama erp hours
>>573411173KSB is nothing but rape bait
>>573411297you're not even willing to do the bare minimum for me.. </3
>>573411269>Ramonu's main character trait is that she hates basically everyone including you>It's true to the actual horse who was stated to be a giant assholeI already said I'm pulling for her anon, you don't have to sell her to me
>>573411192>17-18>UnityHow do you get these stats while racing? Where do you get fucking stamina for all of it? How do you reach 1300 Power with just Wit and Spd cards? I don't understand. How do I play this game?
>>573411398Others do less and get it gwo
>>573411148Ramonu is known for being a massive hater in the same way Fuku is known for invoking Shiraoki in every cutsceneits supposed to be her main appeal
>>573411361My favorite hours
>>573411148That misconception about dober is SUPPOSEDLY because she acts more rudely in the jp version but even then it must've just been deliberate trolling. who the fuck reads her story and comes out thinking THAT
>>573411468not even true
>>573408421You can usually get 3rd with 400 stam and long B
>>573411447be a baby, follow colors, do 5 runs a day, eventually you'll luckshit into a 1300/1300/1300 ace
>>573411269>Ramonus main character trait is that she hates basically everyone including you and the most you can expect out of her is respect for your training skills.She is just a racing autist, she in no way hates the trainer.Even starts remembering small stuff about them which says leagues considering she almost exclusively cares about racing only.
Umama might erp with you hereBut she comes to bed with me every nightSo...
>>573411371yeah, by (me)
>>573411361Erotic sex with Buena Vista
>>573411571To mine too btw
>>573411148I pull entirely based on their hairstyles. Bonus points for uniforms.
>>573411447Nishino flower has power growth so if you have full power sparks and speed cards with power bonus it's perfectly doable (especially if you pop bubbles on power).Popping bubbles on power is also how you get enough stamina.And finally highrolling trainings for spec prio means you can skip enough turns to do optional g1s for sp.
>she
>>573411447Press bubbles, wait for purple bubbles on desired stats. Press stam sometimes while filling bubbles. 1300 power with strong speed card + power affinity
>>573411612What...? I thought what we had was special. Thread bicycle
>>573411585Sex
>>573411612No
>>573411507I don't know, she spooked me on a banner and I was thrilled, because I thought she was created to pander to the hatesex fetish (and she probably was, to be honest), but she wound up being amazing anyway. Just a bit uncomfortable and wary around men at first, classic sheltered ojou-sama shit, and gradually she warms and trusts (You) completely. It's a very sweet story.
>>573411663>>573411686Everyone ran a train on her bwo...
>I'm now hitting 950k consistently after just swapping out my sprintersBro how many people just created Unity wit gods?
>>573411447I only built Power scaling umas with Power sparks so I don’t know
Umama creampie AV
Why didn't you roll for her?
Since my oshi only likes girls, I should have never been born. I am a mistake. I should have never been born I should have never been born
>>573411774I mean if your uma has wit growth (like Taiki) you just swap out a wit for a power card. It's when you dont have speed/pow/wit cheater growths that things get difficult
>>573411794i did thogot her in like 60 pulls
>>573405052Like how shichi totally hates you, right? I already heard this one
>>573411794Which one?
>>573410562Here you dropped this
>>573411794but I rolled for Yaeno Cuteki
Sorry, I only erp with the Suzukafag
>>573411794Why would I roll for the EXACT same Uma twice. It's not even a cute alt like Mackie
>>573411794I did! I just haven’t played her yet
>>573411904...
>>573411794who?
>>573411794She simply released at the wrong time
>>573411794I don't appreciate the final corner speed carryover uma being released 2 cms after final corner speed carryover was at its peak
>>573411904This is just Umama too
>>573411794I don’t like shit umas
>get slacker>won't cure>completely demolishes my momentum Yeah just kneecap my run FUCK ME I love RNGSome days are just -5 borrow days
>>573411904They do post cuter images.... I can see why you'd have that preference>>573411951Holding Suzuka tight and feeling her warm body cling to mine
>>573411525>do 5 runs a dayFuck no.>>573411623>>573411656Makes sense until I remember people make similar umas for mediums/longs that also need stamina. And fronts on top of that.>>573411774Don't you need Spd sparks to increase your Spd cap even further?
>>573411779>Uma musume AV >the first 40 minutes are some of the flashiest races put on film >next hour and a half is after race sweaty sex while the racer is still in her g1 racewear
>>573405920Retard.
>>573411794I did. I did roll for both of them. I love them very much.
>>573412016
>>573411794Waiting for Yaeno to spook me.
I would only ERP with someone posting THAT Uma
>>573412019I use half speed, 8*, half power, 7-9*Not like I was going to get past 1350 speed reliably
>>573412140Smooch now
>>573412019the speed cap thing is worthless for us right now. Remember that every stat point past 1200 is halved in efficacy so if you go full speed sparks and raise your cap by 80 then you're just getting a green's worth of extra speed.Also on longer distances you arent hitting those stats and also reaching stam reqs unless you're a whale. Sprint is rating inflation.
Why is Umama so loved and V so hated? Is it cause Umama uses pretty Umas like Kita to ERP and V uses ugly umas like BBB?
>>573412019It depends heavily on the sparks. Good sparks can net you 300+ stats with decent inspiration for a run. For me I go full power sparks and even then, I sometimes don’t even max it
Fappy Fappers, like Taiki Shuttle suggested.
>>573411765Newcuties were probably happy hitting their SS and UG ranks and wanted to show them off, let them have their fun, especially since who knows how they'll fare with GL.>>573411794I spent 1 ticket, I did my part. and got original Fuku orenji
>>573412201Nobody like umama besides Mambocchi and the smooch guy
>>573412160
>>573412289And sweepyfag
>>573412289The Chiyoposter?
>>573412201Only reason I tolerate Umama is that she was in my club and acted like a normal person until she left...
>>573412140You're showing me a dream life with my beautiful wife Suzu that I will never be able to attain. A bittersweet window into the impossible that I still treasure as if it were real. Thank you for the cute Suzuka images.
>>573412362>>573412376They're the same person to me
>have to jerk off every time this card flashesle sigh...
>>573412289I like him and I'm neither of those people
Stego cute.
Meta cards for pace/lates?
>>573412432Be grateful Taiki Speed had a short shelf life
I told my trainee that I'm going overseas to help another trainer and she got super mad for some reason. Do you think it's because I only gave an outline of a plan while I stay there for a year?
Since my oshi only likes girls, I should have never been born. I am a mistake. I should have never been born I should have never ever been born
The Umama AV is real...
>>573412446Ones that are coming soon? Only Tachyon really. Lates arent getting a good speed card until Pokke in GM and even thats a tough sell with Pasa around the corner.I know what youre doing and thank you for it
>>573412432>tfw missed Smart Feetcon
>>573412496She heard it from Cuckfevre that it doesnt end well with overseas trainers
>>573412578Spitroast or double pen?
>>573412439Stego Cute
>>573412578I'd wait for the V response but he already got his daily ban at the beginning of the thread
>>573412584>I know what youre doing and thank you for itWhat am I doing?
>4 months of MANT>not a single 3* power parentFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>573412721I look like this>>573412769should've played the game
>>573412619jobber apple hands typed this post
>>573412782You can't post that
>>573412810Why would you not smooch nons now...
>>573412782
>>573412782>fuck argentina?
>>573412847What, have you been paid off by the Argentinians too?
Literally WHAT option do I choose I always chose top & last run I got AGEMASENED so what is it????
I'm getting back into playing regularly. Should I remake my TT horses now or wait until Grand Live?
>>573412782go seethe at the masjid
>>573412782CAFE SEEEEEEEEEEXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573412881describe yourself kissing my feet and I just might
>>573403475This may sound weird but I find her to be endearingly retarded and I want to see her succeed, when originally I just saw her as my latina onahole
When does the next CM start?
>>573413021What about the others who got it??
>>573412914Argentina has an entrance to Agartha and is where Yakub landed his boat, have some respect
>>573413053El is american
>>573413053She is from kentucky tho
>>573413069>??I got the info I needed, thank you for the clue
>>573413021I have missed you, this general is dull without you, and you are a great writer with tasteful art. Please don’t leave us
>>573413217It's me.
>>573413071She is the cutest
Late Mains: which will you be rolling on?Biko Power is generally stronger as a standalone card and has a stronger Late exclusive gold skill as well as slightly better hints, but Brian Power’s gold has stronger stamina generation and a Pace/Late gold, giving her wider application, and a better debut banner, debuting alongside the very strong Air Groove Wit
>>573413109>>573413178White latinas in america who hyper-emphasize their latin side is the most american thing they can do, if she lived in mexico she would hyper-emphasize being white. She's just fulfilling the stereotype.
>>573413283wasn't planning to..
>>573412362 He's my buddy but I wish he would stop gay posting so much.... He needs to get a GIRLfriend & marry her & have two kids like Shinzo Abe (& I) would want him to... The gayposting is leading him down a bad choice road....
>>573413217Will there be a Kita smooch then?
I love Rice
I've just about fucking had it20 runs and half of them are guts
>>573413573You should listen to Tanaka Minoru and level up your trainee's guts
>>573412925I thought it was impossible to agemasen with top
>>573413053>I find her to be endearingly retardedYou described half the year 1 umas
>>573413649Kinda lewd...
>>573413649can't hit 1100/600/1100/x/1100 that way
Every time I get to this event I give Fuku two thumb's up and she always gives me the mood up + 10 energy + 3 right handed skill hints.
boysex
Team CP just like Haru Urara suggested
>>573413738Touché, but I would argue that's why cygames at some point should've gone back and updated the writing on the early umas because they feel so barebones compared to current stuff.
Trainer-san career run doko
I haven't been here in 2 or 3 days what did I miss?
El Condor Pasa isn't even latinx. She's a white woman with a latinx name who did the white woman thing of making a quirk about themselves their entire personality.
>>573413385Neither because why would I roll on a year 2 power card
This any good?
>>573414065Not a lot, most of the BIG NEWS was a week ago
>>573414023already did 4, waiting for tp to refillyou stupid retarded bitch die
>>573414150I'll refill you
are there any posters that you think are the same, despite having different characters they post/quirks
>>573414065Chiyofag trooned out
>>573413932don't talk about the glorious team Ninjinpurin like that
>>573414150DONT CALL BAKUSHIN THAT
>>573414219the only posters here are me, you, and my wife.
>>573414121No it's because her father is a famous luchador and she wants to honor his legacy. Which is funny because you know, if racing doesn't work out for her, she could go into wrestling and coast her way to a belt because she has the speed and strength of an uma on her side.
>>573414150Come on motherfucker come on
>>573414127Backliners need Power generation
>>573414247>part of the succubus family>completely missed out on the succubus genesshe was simply too fast
>>573414023>>573414352i've done 11 fan run/parent run hybrids todaystill no 9* speed ryan
>>573414134No
>>573414219no I have a job
>>573414219I'm the only shichi poster here
>>573414376>missed the succubus genesthat's Chiyo, Bakushin is plenty erotic like her height and bust size
>>573414292If wrestling bothers with weight divisions, there's no goddamn way umas aren't their own separate division just to stop them from seriously hurting their human opponent. A little girl like Pasa would break someone like Triple H in half.
>>573414495Doesn’t her recent Guts card talk about Umamusume wrestlers?
is this good enough as a ggp or do I keep looping until I get racing spirit stam too
>>573414495didn't her trainer put her to sleep with a chokehold
>>573414376She was fast even as a sperm
Sorry buddy, not donating to that haruten banner requestDrop shoes
>>573414614Chokeholds aren't really something you can overcome with strength. It doesn't matter how strong you are, you can't just tell your brain to not have you pass out from a lack of blood flow to it.
Are there any good Uma fanfics? I'm out of borrows and got nothing else I want to do.Umamusume. All of my runs were shit today.
>>573414495how about the match up between her and the strong and tall 7 foot blonde like Kevin Nash?
>>573414727>spoilers Sadly none that I could find. Where are my toreuma fics where they don’t end up together
what if you got fast learnerbut god saidNO MIDGAMEFAGGOT
>>573411794Yaeno has appeal after I played her story. Not sure I would say the same for Bamboo, I don't like the way she talks
>>573414754'92 jokes aside, they're as strong as horses so the guy would have to be like...one of those 500 lb powerlifters to match that.
You can hit double circle with 1 parent?!
>>573414727Only one I've read is that oneshot where Shiraoki-sama skinwalks as Fuku to visit Suzuka in the hospital
>>573414903It means you already had high inherent affinity between the 2 girls on top of spamming G1s
>>573414727I like "to the basement" and "my dream and reality intesected". Both are on webnovel so the platform is shit.
>>573414793Rising Dragon carryover into Pump, that's all you need, just believe.
>>573414903double circle just means 150 affinity
>>573414486no there's also the one that wants to be shichi
>>573415023Tachyon that would be testing MY stamina, your methology is flawed
When are we getting an Uma straight up just vomiting on the turf after crossing the finish line? I find it hard to believe that their hearts are about to burst and their legs are starting to give out but they never yack when they finally stop running.
>>573402917Danchou please change the rules to 7D offline before kicking. Being a 3rd world nation sucks due to electricity shortage, please understand.
can someone give me that infographic of how to start farming great grandparents from URA?
>>573415120Rice shower arc star blossom trust the umaplan
Honestly I prefer it when the Chrono poster did his (You) farm ritual post because at least Chrono was cute, Bakushin is just ugly.
>>573415267truth
>>573415023Aside from being extremely gay, uma would 200% would blow your back out with how much hip power they have.
>>573415190Ayup, two more weeks
>>573414793you have 3 midgame golds you're fineshould be more worried about that wit
>>573414860dammit but I want the sweltering jokes
>>573415190I pray this is just the supercomputer stage of AI where we didn't figure out miniaturization yet so it was like the days of early computers where you needed an entire building floor just to do math.
>>573415267Just for that I'm expecting you to do 10 MANT runs Trainer
>>573415308I needed to hit power but youre right it shouldve been like 1100
>>5734154741200 or bust buddy
>>573412325Kaichou is cute but she's not the one
>>573415503nah thats bull the downhill is bad but its not 1200 wit bad
>>573415267It's also the sweepy guy doing it so he can have a ritualpost
M/u/NT checkI got a new digitan event out of ithttps://poal.me/aidjhvhttps://poal.me/aidjhvhttps://poal.me/aidjhv
>>573412201literally nobody likes umamaat least V *occasionally* contributes something
>>573415228I'll give you one right now>Hunt for Meek and aim for Racing Spirit Mood>Now hope she lands on your rainbow trainings to get the rest because unless you have great stat growths and/or amazing rainbows, good luck consistently hitting SS or higher.Should give you a hand.
>>573415805V...
Rather funny how tryhards that made sprint aces a month ago ended up having to rebuild them.
>>573415443That's absolutely what's happening, if you read into it they're already figuring out ways to make it smaller and more energy-efficient, the question is how long is it going to take before this shit goes away and AI works as compactly as a PC?
>>573414727You could read the ones on pixiv with a translator, Nips really like doing crossovers with Uma though kek
>>573402917
>>573415950slowly making teio gain weight
>>573415885What's funny about it? I enjoy playing the game and the game gave me another reason to play more
>>573415950I wish I looked like this
>>573416165I believe in you
>>573415803No schizoposter, Sweepyfag isn't the shitposter from umadash.
>>573416165Why
HeyYes, you
>>573416298
>>573415885I was only half-heartedly making a gutsmaxxed taiki, plus I'm a shitter so it doesn't matter in the long run
>>573416160thisI love doing rooms
>>573416298hi
>>573415950Chubby Teio wasn't something I thought I wanted
>>573416298I already have a trainee and I'm married to a ningen trainer, please leave me alone
>>573416298Me?
>>573416345What about smooching
>>573416713YO UFUCKER
stop rerolling your sparksyour fan count is tanking
40413269Nakayama 1200 Sprinters StakesGod I wish I knew how to quit Bono
>>573416456Trainers can train multiple Umas, the same applies to marriage
>>573415885I was a glad because then there would be less dead time and I even made some off meta aces to spice it up and for the ace making process to take longer but now I'm a bit bored because I have nothing to do since Unity is so easy Farming parents is boring, give me another CM to trian for
>>573413385Neither of them.Why would you roll for either of these?
>>573416761I'm rerolling but it will still be over 20m today alone
>>573416753Why angry now...
>>573416941What the fuck is wrong with you
>>573416456If you marry Kiryuin you have to marry Meek too.
shichi?
>>573416941U****...
>>573416770I actually have been trying to get Angling on her & this is why....25191639
>>573414927Isn't that a manga, not a fanfic?
>>573417131DEIO SUDEBBU
>>573417046sorry but you're ok now you're not the one I thought you were
All launch Umas with their SSR support cards.
>>573417293Where's the smooch then
>>573416926Brian releases in October of 2026Biko releases in November of 2026The next good Power option for Lates, Kris S, releases in March of 2028, nearly a year and a half later, possibly more if we decelerate moreThey're both good cards, too
>>573417307they treat oguri like a god except when it comes to support cards
>>573417307Teio!
>1* gwfuck it idc anymore
what is even the point of the game showing you multiple hints in training if you can only get the benefit of one?
Falco is SO fucking easy
>>573413385brick yourself nigga, power cards are shit and stamina conservation kills them for med+/longs, just get ruby and pull for guts vodka once it gets crept
>>573417552When trainerman says that they think it's cute but when I tell my uma that I'm having to explain myself at the police station?
>>573417307Ranking the cutest card designs from cutest to not as cute, non ranked cards didn't qualifyTeio Cap speedBakushin speed the firstSpechud staminaPasa speedKingu guts (half closed eyes)Vodka gutsGoldship staminaRudolf wit
why does left outperform right in rooms? is leap forward that strong?
>>573417108gold city wouldn't do this
>>573417609You don't got the T-faced charm of Torena-san.
Stop that
>>573417579Ruby has no training stats.At the very, very least, Biko works at 1 LB.
>>573417691cutie
>>573417650You are rightShe would get her trainers girlfriend to break up with him instead
>>573411794They're boring to me aesthetically so I don't really care for their personality for now
>>573417131Dacchis doko???6/9
>>573416761Jokes on you smartass, I'm just letting TP hit cap againDanchou won't do shit
>>573417883Just ask Umama
>>573417851It's okay Bobo you turn me on instead
>>573417413Yeah, they don't want you to NOT use Oguri Cap (as in peak) in every CM so they can't give her a broken support card
>>573417883still doing parent grinding, sowwy gwo
>>573417108City would use her contacts to harass her trainer's gf
>>573417965
>>573417983Grind on me next?
>>573418015giwtwm
>>573417394>They're both good cards, tooAnon you're not using power cards until the food Festival and Nishino Flower Power. Except in rare occasions where you borrow them for the gold skill, like Ruby Power.Unless you're just whaling then there's no reason to pull for them when they are in between much more important cards
Kitasan Burak
>>573418015
>>573417131AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahTommorow can't come soon enough63312931
>>573417832read the unique effect
>>573418031can't, already burst 4 spirit explosions today
>>573418128What's tomorrow
Stamina training with Bamboo before she even becomes my trainee...
>>573418015Fat saggy tits are criminal*fixes*
>>573418192You can have q 5th one
>>573418245Thursday
My trainee keeps asking me when I'm going to propose. I said I proposed a training plan for the next month and she laughed and locked the door, please pray for me
>>573418245Next reset so I can get Angling on BonoI've been 1st at the climax both times now T_T
>>573418078Even if that were true for backliners, we don’t even get anything from Nishino Power. Her generic skill has a Front of Pack requirement. Going a year and a half or more without a source of Power generation is a brick for a backliner.
>>573417625What do you have against baseball McQueen??
>>573412810I did three MANT runs per day, I played the game I know you're just trolling, I was just venting about shit RNG>get 2 3* wit legacies back to back when I went to NunityFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>573418343Backliners pull/borrow guts vodka retard
w-what's tomorrow?
>>573418354I need Makku to breastfeed me
Why is her racing outfit so slutty?
>>573418185I am aware. Read any other Late Surger cards events or those of Scenario Link pal cards.
>>573418461But there's nothing there
>>573418354girls that are into baseball are huge sluts and fujocoded
>>573418128Bono fell asleep80223985
>>573418336
>>573418493yeah and?
>>573413385wouldn't both of those be borrow options? Year 2 cards are in the midst of Pasa and other must-pulls for generalist cards, and after Pasa neighers are going to be fucking broke, I'm dumping my last 200 carats on Ramonu, I can't pull on fuck all for months after May 2027.
>>573418272I'm not afraid to say that this is the hottest Bourbon picture.
>>573418481her mother told her it's a good way to find a partner
are raw stats more important than skills? or are gold skills still more important than getting spd/pwr above 1200?
>>573417691cute
>>573418631Her mother should know that her trainer is constantly hard because of Bobo's outfit...
>>573418635Both are important.
>>573418605but she looks like a child here
>>573418635skills are better
>>573418745With fat thighs and hips, yes.
>>573418682Working as intended
>>573418631Didnt her former trainer father help her with the outfit?Where is her mom anyways.
my stallions will wear the burumas
>>573418481It's illegal how there's so few lewd fanarts of her
>>573418883holy pukeola
>>573418565BONO YOU FACKING DONKEY25772853
>>573418343First Nishino power gives you this.I'm not sure if you're trying to start some new gaslight, or you've just fallen for one, but you don't need for power cards for a long time. Seems like someone's taught you this game wrong as a joke.Are you whaling for these power cards or what are you giving up to get them? That's the big issue
Umama should smooch everyone here
>>573419021cute Bouquet butt
>>573418987Nobody is going to kill you bwo
cm16 status?
>>573419096Did one ace run and called it a day
>>573419074Violent death please?
>>57341893128591509
>>573419074Is his kiss like a kiss of death or something?
Chubby
Darth Vader looks like THIS?
>>573419096just finished a third ace. time to start running rooms and see if I'm on the right track or I'm doomed
>>573419096Aiming to get top 9 every race. It is a tall order but one of these should be able to do it.
>>573419096I have a copable Suzuka and Summer Hag. I'll probably work on Bourbon tomorrow. >inb4 running fronts in Leo lol this retardI'm a frontfag, and I can finally make a Big Nig Suzie again, she might even win a few races! I'm not the most dedicated oshifag (like the Santa Biwa nigger, that glorious fucker runs her in practically every CM and I hope he gets plat in Leo), but any CM where I can run her, I will.
i like to think akebono is one of the actually chubby soft umasi would love to rest my face on her belly and take a nap
>>573419718that's a child
>>5734190962/3 oreng team done, once i get a good taiki i'll try to improve my suzukano way i am improving on my god roll fast learner turf S fuku (forma de sprint B)
>>57341929139292832
>>573419803Suzuka is too big in this pic
>>573419718Akebono is gonna make her trainer fat...
>>573419871ohamile thighs...
>>573419096Parents are set, now I'm in the "Please have purple orbs land in power or at least let my 2* and 3* Unity sparks proc so I can cope with at least 1100 power" ace building phase. I'll aim for 1201+ later, I want something to test out in rooms.
>>573419930it's just loose fabric
>>573419803The orange box is such a fun comp to run.
this 7 will make it so auto play drops on the 14th with 1.5 anni part 1if its a 4 then its part 2if its a 0 then its part 3anything else and i spend 400 rolls on the tachyon banner and get nothing
>>573419950shes just making sure you got enough mass to absorb her massive umanko once she starts riding you
>>573419096A finals aces secured
>>573418336the (soon-to-be) raped
>>573419871Slutty
>>573420076But her fans also like to watch her feed her trainer...
>>5734200657 and everyone but you get both cards MLB in 2 10 pulls, 4 and you're the only one who gets both MLB in 2 10 pulls, anything else and Shiraoki-sama shows up in my dream to call me retarded
Wouldn't umas with fat tits have them swing around wildly during races
>>573420180Bono was the architect all along?
>>573420065saving you
Does Mambo hate MambocchiOr did Mambocchi hate Mambo
>>573419839>Sprint SpeAdd that to the Uma mutation compendium 49750717
Granny!
lol someone keeps joining cm rooms with 1 uma on the public listing>>573420356she's just the first one I made. I'll get a better one soon. I really want to run my lil special chud this cm for some reason.
>>573420180the uma architect... he knew all this time
>>573420273Cute boy
>>573420530
>>573420265umas can wear heavy duty bras or at least have heavy duty bust support in their racewear because their superhuman muscular backs can handle itn*ngen women have to bounce or else they go to snap city
>>573420273that's a girl
>>573420285YesNobody ever expects the female architect until you're already going up three belt sizes and your favorite shirt no longer fits
Isn't she built for sex?
do boy umas have a proficiency for anal sex?
>>573419096I think I just got a good statline on campma taiki. Now to not fumble the skills.....
new Cafehttps://files.catbox.moe/usf12y.gif
>>57342035645091284
>>573420980Ban evasion is against the rules
>>5734190965 runs glued today
>>573420846look how flat she is, that's hot
soon....
Gorudo Shippu
>>573420846God this is so hot. Who’s the artist?
Juryoku Pierrot has been turned into a cake
802776538027765380277653few
how do I tell my trainee I've fallen for another trainer...?
>>573420265I don't have the webm where Donna runs like that but they do move a lothttps://youtu.be/T1pSe3vMib0
game dead for anyone else?
SPECHAN JUST LIKE IN THE ANIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/_jHO1ZdI_1o
>>573421243you don't, she'll rape you if you tell her
>>573421198it's vadaboob, but he rarely draws uma at this point
>>573420265
>>573420909833066777226370337664223Finale
>>573421243Just do what I did and have the trainee walk in while you're doing umapyoi the other trainer
>>573421237498434524984345249843452
>>573421475AAAIIIEEEEEEEE I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE DONNA
>>573421075lmao this loser wants to be a janny kek
>>573421475Is Uma milk good for you?
>>573421732
>>573421549last157641141576411415764114
>>573421732Jannies do it for free and so do you
threads are so slow and hollow without our beloved agp posters...
>>573421963what do I do for free exactly?
>>5734219526/9
>Fast Learner>failed a 1%>can't even finish an event chainTHIS GAME
>another special week doujin was posted You have got to be kidding me. Two Spe doujins?!
>>573422272Threads are slow because everyone left for /vm/a, the better of the two threads
>>573422380Ramonu... is retarded and autistic?
Spechan is built for sex.
>>573422442this one is better because my crush is here
>>573421952tyyyy
>>573422304shit up the thread with your fat presencefail at damage controlling
>>573422360hate when I fail a 1%that could have been a banner uma
>>573422442bwo /vm/a has had 4 posts in the past 20 minutes...
>>573422704who are you talking about?how is that related to what the janny does for free?
why did everyone stop posting
>>573421509Yay my Kawakami got one!Thanks for the rooms!
Tatakae fellow umadachisI must go to work now, but good luck grinding
>>573422993Good luck at work
>make decent hag>only SS+, it'll be another episode of B finals I bet>make dinner>brown 1lb ground beef>drain fat halfway through cooking>add salt pepper garlic cumin shitton of cayenne>add quarter onion diced, some pickle relish>add cheese ketchup mustard>combine well>dump into bowl and eat with spoonI call it the Naked Cheeseburger, god I love being a burgerfag
>>573422948sry your trainee messaged me
>>573422948there is nothing ontopic*** to post about try getting another hobby if slow threads get you anxious***you can try talking about offtopic stuff but then you would be spiritually a non white person
>>573422993going to work is gaybecome WFHchad
>>573422464She is a racing autistHer Good Ending is named 愛の涯てまで、駆ける
>>573422948>he's not in the /uma/cord
>>573421783Yeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis
>>573423159working is gay, become retirementchad
>>573422380>would you care to join me and aee my hot, steaming, wet naked body?>...you mean in terms of racing?
>>573423203this nigga drinks cummies kek
>>573423203oh calpico based its flavor off that stuff
>>573423203If only /mbg/ wasn't dead, they would be thrilled for their steppe waifus.
>>573422948I miss umama
>>573423256shut up grandpa
>>573416456Torenas who don't take uma wives always take uma concubines
>>573423105What's wrong with being nit white anon....
>>573423105we don't even have any confirmed american posters here
>>573423203Mare milk from saggy fat sacks...
Umama owes me smooches
>>573422948sorry I was having sex
>>573422562post kita skills/deck?
hope that one guy who liked these types of swimsuits saw this
Heavy...
>>573423739Ebayan isnt like this
>>573423352
>>573423739yanko umanko on my face
>>573423554I'm an American though. If I'm up early enough I plan on going to the Indiana Derby on Saturday
>>573423852who is this uma
>>573424028She said her name is Confident
>>573423554moron doesn't even read >>573423050
>>573424028
>>573423050i have pork, potatoes onions and bell peppers marinating in a spice mixture of garlic powder, oregano, salt, pepper, chili garlic sauce, chili oil, and barbecue saucegonna fry it up tomorrow morning
Hey guys here's my oc uma, sunday silence
everything about air groove tells me shes a butt slut with a bondage kink
>>573423294Please understand, she has a racing fetish
Well?
>>573424178would eggs + cheese be too much of a fatty fatty no friends moment? You've got practically everything a skillet requires
>Anons think S sprint aptitude is not relevant in sprintA/A Taikis have 11% WR, only S turf has 14%, only S sprint has 20.1%, S/S has 24.3%
>>573424360Only sprintlet copers say that thoS distance is required for every CM
>>573424357i got colby jack and i think 8 eggs leftthat sounds like a good idea anon
>>573424260every uma has a bondage kink
>>573422948Ever since I got Umamas @ I've been posting her less and less
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>>573424360Going from 0% to 11% is pretty big.
>>573424360isn't S sprint at 1200 speed more speed than 1300 A
>>573424452what I would usually do is fry up everything, then either at the same time if you have 2 pans or after dumping the fryup into a bowl, scramble the eggs/cheese and pour them on top. absolutely exquisite, and can last for several meals depending how much of a fat fuck you wanna be.
>>573424360if this was medium A/A would be 1%
>>573424360>A/A Taikis have 11% WR, only S turf has 14%, only S sprint has 20.1%, S/S has 24.3%what's the dataset here, hakaraku? what's the sample size?
i dont believe anyones numbers or anyones graphs in this god forsaken thread i know for a fact ill end up losing to a faggot running two dead weights with enough reds to invade germany and shit ass main runner that barely hit the stamina requirement and if that doesnt happen then the RNG will just fuck me
>>573424773i just typed random letters and numbers UG7 has 21% BA
>>573424794I did rooms for a half hour today and it really feels like debuffers would've gotten me a few wins on my strongest uma. But nobody was running them, which was cool. Probably because making aces in unity is so fun and quick that you WANT to make real aces again
>>573424490And the burlap sack the umas keep stuffing me in?
Megafe
