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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Trackblazer
Current Rate Up: Summer Mejiro McQueen (3*), Summer Gold Ship (3*), Bamboo Memory (3*), SSR Maruzensky, SSR Nakayama Festa, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Yukino Bijin

Current CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: Summer Showdown! Story Event

>Schedule
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07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 2
07/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello
07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 3
07/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event
07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio

>JP Game News
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New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

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Find borrows
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>>573426428
Cute?
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>>573426428
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Why does Gold City even like her stalker of a trainer?
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Mun!
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ryan LOVE
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You guys ever asked a hooker to cosplay for you? Do I need to fuck her a few times before I bring it up or can I get her to do it the first time we meet? A Kitasan Black cosplay is calling me like the green goblin mask and I'm so close to buying it
t. autistic fuck
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>>573426531
I mean id like Gold Citys trainer
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>>573426520
Lustful Tama wife...
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>>573426651
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>>573426652
t. gold city's trainer
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>>573426428
Evil horse
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>>573426651
It's a hooker! You literally pay them!
JUST GO FOR IT
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>>573426651
You can but it will cost more. Also depends what kind of hooker or escort you're gonna get
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>>573426652
back the fuck off
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I like that gamba card comes with both white OYL and nimble
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>>573426651
It is a HOOKER! They have SEX for MONEY! You make the fucking REQUEST and she gives you a RATE so you can FUCK HER while she HARIKITTE IKOU'S over your DICK! Stop being a FUCKING PUSSY!
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5 cute facts about my cute wife Tama-chan:
-She is an uma!
-She is a musume!
-I love her!!
-Tama-chan!!!
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>>573426531
Because he sees the real her while also pushing her to not give up on being a model AND a racer
That's at least what I've gathered from what I've seen people post here.
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>>573426652
Gold City's trainer on his way for another day at the office btw
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Why pay for sex when you guys can just have sex with your bwo's.
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>>573426879
>>573426729
The ones I've done are $200/h~ college freshmen BRATTY girls though
But I'll try
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>>573426651
alright that's enough internet for today
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>>573426975
Too young and too much hair for Gold City's trainer.
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>>573426651
teibro btw
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>>573427017
More experienced ones will cost 10x more
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>>573427017
You have to explain it to them smoothly and try not to be creepy about it
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>>573426531
it's a mystery
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I was wondering why the thread seemed particularly shitty, turns out I've been glancing at /umajp/ for the last few hours.
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I heard a torena snuck up behind Tazuna and yanked off her hat, and when he did that, after putting her hat back on she raped him right there.
I don't understand, I thought ningen women don't respond like that...
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>>573427207
Shichitore needs rape correction
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>>573426975
But anon... thats Bob from Tekken?!
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late night jiggies for late night jiggers
https://jiggie.fun/WOuGrk
>https://jiggie.fun/WOuGrk
https://jiggie.fun/WOuGrk
>https://jiggie.fun/WOuGrk
https://jiggie.fun/WOuGrk
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>>573427334
the same thing happened with the director
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nyo...
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>>573427346
he's really asking for it
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>>573427353
Would you rather it be Rufus from SF4?
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I'm old, I'm fat, my dick smells, and I just got out of prison. Who should I recruit as my trainee?
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>>573427207
I don't get why he gets criticized for this. she's a model, shouldn't she be thinking about what her fans want to see? it's a good answer.
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>>573427096
We would have never known unless you told us anon.
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>>573427483
t. Gold City's torena
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you can be normal
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>>573427460
Did you pass the national trainer exam?

>>573427483
>Shichitore
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>>573427483
it's a mystery
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>>573426651
Why ask a hooker and not umama
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>>573427460
TMOO
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>>573426984
i'm too old for bros...
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>>573427460
Obey your master
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>>573427606
Yeah, got my little trainer pin while in prison.
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You could be dangerously cheesy.
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>>573427620
This may sound like a crazy opinion here and anons will probably laugh at me and how all Teiobros are weird but... I prefer to fuck women.
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>>573427594
>>573427606
don't call me that.

>>573427608
I guess that would make sense if she had a crush on her trainer or something
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>>573427017
>200/hr
Bwo that's a fucking steal
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>>573427595
I knew I wasn't normal ever since I learned how to warp through time. I've aged 6 years in one year once.
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>>573427792
>if
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>>573427717
Cool
Thief Crow

>>573427792
>I guess that would make sense if she had a crush on her trainer or something
Didnt one of the side materials have Gold City talking to the gyaru gang about her trainer and they thought she was bragging about her love life or something?
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Tachyon LOVE
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>>573427778
Umama is a woman
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>>573427792
Hmmm yes what Uma would have a crush on their trainer
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>>573427982
not falco! she's an umadol!
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>>573427967
proof?
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>>573427792
>if
You are definitely her trainer.
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>>573427982
yeah that's definitely in the category of "Things That Never Happen", amiright?
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>>573428061
her dick is very feminine
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>>573428061
have you ever texted with a woman in your life?
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>>573427792
Just a quick question. Do you think Mejiro Ardan has a crush on her trainer? What about Nice Nature?
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>>573428061
join a club she's in and ask for her Fansly
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>>573427982
Falco's trainer saved her from a bad end on accident and she still fumbled the landing...
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>>573427460
me

>>573426651
hi
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>>573427201
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Cafe love
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>>573427857
>>573427941
I've done the most careers with Gold City and she's kind of my oshi so this is just my opinion. but she's used to working with adults at modeling gigs and her manager. sure her trainer might be the first one to support her displaying a new side of herself and show people the real her who he's come to know but I think people blow her feelings about it way out of proportion. as he says, he's just her trainer.
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>>573428217
Falco you fucking retard
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>>573426651
>>573427017
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>573428337
Rice is cute!
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>>573428381
>extended exposure to shichitore is contagious
My god
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kingu love and devotion
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>>573428224
hey
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>>573428224
Bread is saved, thanks cutie
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Since my oshi only likes girls, I should have never been born. I am a mistake. I should have never been born l should have never been born
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>>573428506
Are we at risk? Just being near this poster?
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>>573428224
Will you stay in Uma&Co or will you join other clubs
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>>573428381
My brother in christ...
Maybe you truely were meant to be her trainer
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>>573428175
>>573428083
Wait, you guys are telling me that my trainee, Mejiro Ardan, has a crush on me? No wonder she told me that story about a painter dedicating a portrait to his love before asking to paint me, went to the shrine with me instead of her family, and wanted to go on vacation with just the two of us..
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>>573428175
they're definitely both in love with their trainers.

>>573428506
I just get where he's coming from. Shichi is cool
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>>573428585
It is impossible to really know- wait.
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>>573427440
I like menhera umas
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>>573428685
Wait...?
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>>573428590
club hopping is fun you should try it
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>>573428460
that picture makes me sad
but also happy that its over
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>>573428636
Mejiro Ardan is a strong woman. A weaker Uma would have just umapyoi'd you by now.
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>>573427620
We Teiobros have standards
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Good night
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>>573429023
Good night
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>>573428814
Same, I was happy I got an onsen with Rice shortly after the update.
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black
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>>573429023
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>>573428789
I'll hop in the next club you go to, I'd even bot 70 million fans to join /uma/club if you go there
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOIOIIIOOOOOOOOOOORE
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>>573429112
They already have someone doing that
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>>573429104
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Remember the good old days?
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>>573429112
Sweepybro...
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>>573429129
Meant for >>573428789
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boysex
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>>573428636
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ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.
>interested in competing for CM
>no need to grind fans with no quota
>into spreadsheet autism

Club ID
588536995
please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)

We'll also be hosting the Calstone 1000 on thread #3000, check it out
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>>573428603
my first-rate wife and our adorable daughter
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>>573429109
Smooth
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>OGC in 2 weeks
Post MANT club damage report?
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>>573429354
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An Umamusume would never fall in love with a human let alone their trainer that would be weird.
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>>573429309
>We'll also be hosting the Calstone 1000 on thread #3000, check it out
b-b-b-b-based
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What the fuck how did he bring same umas
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>>573429309
>26/30
Umazing, looking forward to ExcelUma being 30/30 soon
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>>573429391
>OGC
Oguri Cap?
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>>573426652
apparently he's in this thread
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>>573429432
you're not allowed to join
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>>573428636
You're jumping to conclusions, she's just being nice because she's just that kind.
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Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
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>>573429454
hacked umas again...
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>>573429524
don't be silly I'll even say the N word for your amusument pweease
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I LOST TO YAE AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
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>>573429480
You didn't see that
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I'm going to join exceluma and request tenno sho spring sashes on cooldown
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>>573429480
>_2F
I saw that.
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RICKEY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
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>>573429432
I used to do this with spaghetti, I'd swallow them to eat the salsa but I'd keep a tiny bit of the spaghetti outside of my mouth so I'd be able to pull it out of my throat. And then I'd eat it again normally.
Never met somebody else that ate spaghetti like that.
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>>573429309
>26/30
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!
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>>573429636
Chrono Rape
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>>573429538
>learned that Ramonu is just a racetard who's also evil
can't handle all these aura loss, first I learn that Sirius is a bum fraud, then CB is an autist then I learn that Kaichou likes to be punny, I can't take this anymore...
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>>573429631
ew
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>>573429726
Bwo gives the best head in this thread
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>>573429309
>26/30
FOUR MORE YOU CAN DO IT EXCELUMA
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>>573429175
>spooked by falco at last
>shes useless this sprint
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pls roll for rickey I want Falco to have a front rival next cm
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Imagine getting hired as a trainer at the prestigious Tracen Academy and then telling your trainee to study for 3 years. That's a witfag.
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>>573429309
GO EXCELUMA
I BELIEVE IN YOU
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'bout to do this big brute's career. What can I expect?
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>>573429890
>shes useless this sprint
what did she mean by this, Falco is as solid as ever
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>>573429454
they made the same uma twice because I have two hands to hold
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Don't you just yoink the fork and munch the spaghet with your mouth, what are these eating techniques even about?
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>>573429913
I have 80 tickets for Rickey
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>>573429938
I don't want any uggo cheering
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>>573429950
been living under a rock? stars have to align for fronts to have even a chance of winning. Its only pacexLS
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>>573429948
>yada yada
>YAAAAADDAAAAAA!!
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Imagine getting hired as a trainer at the prestigious Tracen Academy and then this breeding sow is your trainee.
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>>573430037
yes
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>>573430009
You guys are making me want to join...
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>>573430009
dont say that...
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>>573430025
>xLS
NYOOO GO AWAY
I DON'T WANT LATES TO BULLY ME
FUCK OFF OGURI CAP
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>>573429636
Why are mares like this?
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>>573430095
we're FULL
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>>573430009
Zased... I Kneel...
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>>573429948
the mare that started the modern marevolution
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>>573430171
of cum
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>>573430171
It's okay I'm already in a shitty club anyway
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>>573429743
KYS you were cheering for autis/uma/'s downfall before, you don't get to feign friendliness.
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>>573430171
..of my semen
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>>573430037
oops forgot my pic
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EXCELUMA SUCKS
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>>573430231
That was me actually
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All this fake cheering from grifters for a sovlful club disgusts me
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>>573430240
May the three goddesses have mercy on your soul
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>>573429948
The One Who Yadas
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>>573430231
no, I didn't, and autismuma's doing fine, didn't their danchou kick flatlining nigger just before gibs because fuck you leech, that's why? Amazingly based.
My danchou decided to take leaf out of his book and just killed another leech. Clubs are healing.
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>>573430240
Urara died with her womb barren of anything btw
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>>573430373
trve umadashcho is so fake
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>slept only for 1 hour and half, not even achieved REM
>cannot sleep anymore
Yep i think i'm fucked for the whole day
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>>573430451
And this is my opportunity to change her fate.
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>>573430504
Bro, your hachimi?
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There hasn't been any drama about my club this entire month
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>>573429175
That event was such a hot mess it was actually pretty funny looking back at it
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>>573430445
>My danchou decided to take leaf out of his book and just killed another leech
good to hear my actions bear fruit
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>>573430445
Don't make me dig up the archive you disgusting slopshitter.
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>>573426686
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>>573430504
>he can't get to REM in 30 minutes
maybe you need more coffee
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>eeeeh? so that's how it looks when you're not ready? that's so small
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>>573430697
>step aside, I'm here for your father
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>>573430697
I WAS IN THE POOL
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
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Brother,,, Sweepy wit is more of a whale card than CB is
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>>573430752
Oguri... the ice skate rape incident was not your fault...
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>>573430697
i-i'm sorry 10 inches is not enough for your black hole of a vagina...
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1st try on each ace so I wasn't expecting much, but I'm getting absolutely destroyed in rooms. (1 win 10 losses)
Having trouble keeping up with the recent patch changes. Anything obvious I can improve on these umas?
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>>573430817
Just like Ayabe guts AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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let's all take a moment of silence for our fallen dacchis who couldnt make it to this time in the games lifecycle...
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>>573430817
Your crystals?
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>>573430697
THAT'S IT. RAPE.
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>>573430894
I dont have the card AT ALL
also its hint level 0 so who gives a shit
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>>573430646
Well if you have trouble sleeping through that 1 hour and 30 minutes it's hard to achieve the REM
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>>573430609
I have no idea who you're talking about or what you're talking about. I don't even remember autismuma having a "downfall"
go dig up whatever in the archives, at least it will tell me what you're talking about
here, more ai gens just for you, eat shit
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>>573430881
rip to all the dacchis who thought they could thrive on borrowing kitasan forever
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>>573430949
You need to be really unlucky to not get a single copy after 400 Maru pulls
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>>573430870
Don’t use Marvelous.
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>>573430504
>>573430646
>>573430951
it takes a minimum of 1 hour of being comfy, having my eyes closed, and no thoughts for me to actually fall asleep
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>>573431019
who the fuck is pulling Maru when Light Hello is right there?
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>>573430870
just try to get sprint S I guess. I have a Sweepy that's similar to your Ryan and she wins 3/5 rooms usually
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>>573430575
This is how clubs die
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>>573431110
that sucks. I'm usually shut down in <15 minutes, and normally more like 5-10. My older brother falls asleep in seconds, it's almost scary.
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being sprint and all, and the theory of it being pretty hard to actually get to speed cap - would plancha do something even tho final straights pretty late?
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I want to sex the Pearl
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>>573431241
It sucks how true this is
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>>573431283
no one cares about your adult woman fetish
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Is neck and neck all that necessary on Taiki over a real card?
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>>573431151
Me, but I'm pulling on her rerun banner in September. Maybe I'll luckshit 3 Finemos and 4 Marus in 400 pulls, but I doubt it.
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>>573429948
What the FUCk
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Anal with Nishino.
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>>573431323
It's not true at all. UmaDash is a no drama club and it has been the 2nd best /uma/ club for months
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>>573431110
For me it takes even less, i don't have trouble sleeping because i have something that works for me
But this time i couldn't, it was so hard to focus on it and most of my brain was empty or thinking about horror stuff, making hard to calm down after hearing any kind of noise.
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>>573431378
I would not think so
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>>573431241
>ExcelUma steadily gains members, is almost full now
>no drama ever
you are clearly most manifestly incorrect in your assessment, anon
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>>573431110
I can't sleep unless I have a sloptuber video running in the background
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>>573431424
Nishino DeFlower
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>>573431283
I care about your adult woman fetish
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>>573431110
this is why high caffeine is so good for you
I'm always so sleep deprived that when I sleep I do it within minutes and still get to enjoy 6 hours of sleep before I'm up again, being high on caffeine gives you 2 complete days a month for you at the cost of only a few years of lifespan
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>>573431427
SHUT UP DANCHOU
go back to making your witless Bakushins or I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU AGAIN
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>>573431620
>this is why high caffeine is so good for you
i have high blood pressure
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>>573431110
Do the military technique
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No one will roll for Copano Rickey
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>>573431690
Wrong, sloptuber said to
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>>573431636
I'm not your Danchud bwo... I used to be a member of your club though
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>>573431110
I can only sleep if I have ASMR playing in the headphones. Except it's earlicking ASMR.
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>literally the fourth dialogue log
I didn't even get the chance to say hi
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>>573431427
whats the best?
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>>573431659
it's over for you bro... you're living on borrowed time so better get that 8hrs of sleep a day
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I don't have the funds to roll for every scenario card
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>>573430697
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>>573431779
You won't decline her, right?
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>>573431690
I did 400 rolls on smaru. I will do up to 200 rolls on rickey. I will do 400 rolls on light hello. Such is my privilege as a someone who hasn't rolled on anything since Riko.
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i just lost to this on a dirt G1. I've had some ridiculous losses in careers, but this has to be top 5. My taiki has fucking 700/300/700/300/700...
Why the fuck is maru on dirt g1 anyway
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Thinking about Aston Macchan.
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>>573431780
I'm just going by club rating. So /Uma/Club would be the best.
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>>573431427
>club has literally 2 youtubers
>one of them is a tranny
>barely anyone talks about it
I guess this isn't drama fora woke general
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>>573431840
Sorry I don't have any money
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>>573431787
dont worry bwo, my valsartan keeps my bp to a nice 105/70
i just went to the dentist for a checkup and they took my blood pressure and it was 150/100, im only 28, and blood tests showed i just got really shit luck with bp as nothing else is noticeably high or low for me
as long as i got my drugs, im fine
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this is how much sleep I average a night
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>>573431915
Shanaha is based, idk who the 2nd sloptuber is
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I want to sleep and not wake up
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>>573431941
>valsartan at 28
Take care of your liver and kidneys bro I hope you're not a drinker, that sucks...
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>>573432023
You don't need to talk in third person, faggot
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>>573432023
idk why but lightbirb is in my club's discord
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>>573431941
i meant to say i went to the dentist in the past which is what showed me that i have it
>>573432067
dont worry bwo i dont drink liver failure runs in the family though
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>>573432121
what club
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>>573431865
Thinking about Aston and her Machans
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>>573432223
umaparty
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>>573432243
Thighs too thick.
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>>573432350
That's just Aston Machan
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>>573431779
It was a meeting ordained by the gods
Have you never done her career before?
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>>573431427
Don't care your bakushin posters are among the worst this general has.
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>>573432350
her thighs are canonically thick
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DISBAND NOW
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>>573431620
>at the cost of only a few years of lifespan
Don't forget about the early dementia as well.
t. also slowly killing myself
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>>573432417
>>573432498
I said thighs too thick. She needs to be more Vodka in size.
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What parents and cards for a late surger
my pacers are so ass I need a base kingu or empress in the third slot or something. What parents and borrow?
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>>573431378
just get Head-On and be happy
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>caffeine gives dementia
redpill me on this one
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>>573432243
>>573432498
Blowjob
Paizuri
Sumata
Nakadashi
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>>573432538
No.
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>>573431620
Or ya know... you can just work out more?
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>>573432435
Yep, there's still a bunch of girls I've yet to properly meet and train. I'm reading her story first before jumping in.
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>>573432705
Fuku is a spaz
But also a supreme sweetheart
Enjoy her career, its one of my favorites
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I unironically need more TPs
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>>573432568
Natie SSR and Eishin SR
parents dunno
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>>573432824
your carats?
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>>573427017
>$200/hr
How do you find the girls and set that up? Asking for a friend.
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So teiobros are morbidly obese, slug home-infesting, and pitiful $200/hr hooker payers. What else am i missing?
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7 and I hit speed with a blue and purple bubble instead of running the Satsuki Sho
The second digit is a wit check, that when above 5 will fail to trigger the 7, and I'll need to run the Satsuki Sho anyways because I won't hit the sprint spark I need
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>>573432980
They're into NTR, the tag and genre.
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>>573432797
I really liked her SSR event so I decided to read her story, so far she's a cute dork.
Next one is the other orange
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>>573432435
orenji
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https://github.com/EdenUmaBots/Umamusume-Icarus/releases/tag/Icarus-4.0
it's out
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>>573428381
why do you have pictures on your phone of you and her together as a couple? were those shot by a professional?
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>>573433087
You on some kinda orange streak or something?
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>>573433128
why do we sneed icarus when we're getting auto now
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>>573432880
fuck you danchou
I'm not paying out of my pocket
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>>573433237
If you want to donate a steam account to them in the meantime
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>>573433284
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>>573433128
safe
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>>573433437
What if your oshi is tamamo?
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>>573433128
>the whole app is now a single compiled download
scary
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>>573433221
>Opera O
I might just do that, I did enjoy her moments during Ayabe and Doto's stories
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>>573433437
mare chads don't know this feel
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>>573433437
>stallion
what's wrong with being gay? it's such a basic "deviation" in 2026
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>>573433407
malware is about hardware exploits/backdoor/zero days nobody makes viruses anymore, well, at least they are aimed at retards
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>>573433437
call me Mr Hands
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>>573433437
I dunno
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> Try to max guts
> Max wit instead
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>>573433437
Maybe in your universe, faggot. In my universe, she is a high school girl who has been saving herself for marriage for (Me).
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Trust me bro
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>>573433128
>>573433551
>deleted all the source files
>"trust me gwo"
Anyone who runs that shit outside a VM is a fucking idiot.
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>>573433807
How, those two are enough? Or are you using wit sparks?
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>>573433437
She’s the best.
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>>573433437
No one ever says this about boat girls or gun girls or even something like Fate. The real Nero Claudius wasn't exactly a looker, but that doesn't stop people from wanting to fuck Fate Nero.
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>>573433868
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Imagine comfy married life with wife Nice Nature...
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>>573433437
in the real world he's already dead so this is the objectively better alternative
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This might be the run
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>>573433753
ryan ruins this lineup
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>>573433968
One day...
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how expensive are uma prostitutes, asking for a trainer friend
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>no threats zwo
>can I see the source and compile myself?
>hmmm nyo
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THE TAMAMO CROSS DICK PICS
THE ALMOND EYE BIRTH VIDEO
THE LEAKED DURAMENTE SEX TAPE
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>>573434053
Depends on your country, her age, and the kind of girl you want.
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>>573432980
The only confirmed fatass is [REDACTED]
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>>573433128
danchou will magically start farming again today
****** is saved
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>>573434216
global umas only
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Query: The local crackwhore said she was safe, but did not provide the papers to prove it. Should I run sex.exe as administrator?
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>>573434259
sex with bourbon
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So which mares are officially rape safe?
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>>573434238
kill yourself /vt/umor
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>>573433128
>sweepydev retardation made this possible
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>>573433921
They are decent cards, and also spirit balls. There is a 2* wit spark there, which I don't think is doing much.
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>>573433983
Wow, thats crazy.
Im sure someone somewhere wanted your opinion about ryan anon.
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>>573434259
Is she willing to dress as Bourbon for you?
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remember when these two ruined your ace runs before?
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>>573434216
Cute Journey
Adorfevre
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Yeah bro just give me your steam password (OPTIONAL) hahahaaa....
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>>573434464
bro just pop the bubbles
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why doesnt unity cup give midgame skills anymore
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>>573434632
my password is kitasanrape
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>>573434464
I'm betting that Turf Queens CAN still fuck us up but we just never encounter them anymore since they get replaced by the S rank team
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>b*tters
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>>573434632
As safe as Curren's umanko
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I will give you 1 month to betatest ed*nbot for me
now go
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A training guide would be good.
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why are they posting this on the uma twitter accout
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>>573434632
This is like falling for a call center scam but worse
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oh neato
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>>573434981
Training guide?
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>>573435040
not my finemo
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>>573434632
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>>573433968
That Natie pit is dangerous.
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>>573434632
oh but when sweepydev asks for it, there's nooooo issues
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>>573434926
bro they show up as the 2nd option when the Whores of Babylon swoops in. Rank 5-7 or something now
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>>573435040
Mare Motion...
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>>573433968
So those are the faces of the people trying to get natures trainer to slam her clam...
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>>573435040
fine motion RAPE
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>>573435251
She so fine...
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>>573435212
Weird. I've always seen them get replaced and never the 2nd last team.
I still don't get the RNG behind it since I have yet to meet the mare cunny team
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I only have lb0 SSR natie
ist est over fur mich
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Oh she has this also. Too bad TOOTS, that's the one I wanted!
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>>573435175
>can't check source
>can't debug
>can't even ask dumbass copilot "is this AIDS?"
it's even worse now
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>>573435251
>>573435040
she raped me after I made her ramen
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>>573435040
>>
>>573435040
GLOBAL GENERAL
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>>573435348
Pick up Air Groove for your second wit if you want to play Lates
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>>573429948
As bratty as Sweepy is, she is unbelievably based in her career story.
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>>573434981
>practice perfect already acquired
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>>573433968
clearer shot of it

>>573435452
last i checked japan is on the globe my nigga
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This is the kind of people you argue with here and that uses the Icarus bot LMAO
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>>573435451
>I have to wait 4 years for this
It's over
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>>573435452
Finemo's in global
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The voices are getting louder. It is time to go to bed.
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>>573435715
Okay but the alt isn't global
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>>573435715
not that alt
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>>573435451
why is she chinese now
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>>573434926
>>573435212
i found them, and the have a new member
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>>573435584
She looks like she's the town bicycle
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>>573435831
why are YOU chinese now

>>573435893
maybe if the town was trying to get her trainer to fuck a bike
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>>573435592
dude looks like a chad who does daytrading and smokes meth
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>>573435720
gn cafebro
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>>573435720
Good night
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>>573435584
She looks like she fucks black American men with violent criminal records.
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>>573435720
I've been awake for 40 hours and I'm starting to see shadows dancing at the corner of my eyes
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>573435893
>573436143
Jeet hours are in full force I see
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>>573436143
You dont have to reply twice anon
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What triggered it
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>>573436283
might be the jp schizo throwing a fit
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>>573436380
True, he did post scat and gore the one time he played and lost a cm
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>>573435584
She looks like she fucks strong Indian men
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>>573435863
you probably just have maruzen on your deck
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brehs... unity is the key
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>>573436492
Kabir...
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>>573436492
Rajesh…
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You guys got linked over to /gig/ ONCE and adopted their shitty (You) bait instantly
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>>573436589
What is that boy even covering?
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How many races are you guys running for aces in unity for CM16?
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>>573436571
i do but it's funny they chose her randomly
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I thought the point of icarus was that it was a headless bot that could finish runs in 6 minutes
the fuck is this other shit that tries to "emulate a human"?
I dont need a human retard I am a human
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>>573435584
She looks like she goes to SSPX masses.
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>>573436003
You guys must really be faggots. All I see a dude that I might see on the commute back home
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>>573436750
15-20
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>>573436750
I don't think I've gone less than 18 in any ace run for this CM yet
>>
I'm a bit confused about the age gap between Buena Vista and her Trainer's age gap. I had previously assumed Buchang was high school/senorita year, but turns out she's middle school/junorita year.

In her commus we clearly see that Trainer is old enough to drink.

What gives? I had ALSO assumed that Trainer was still schooling and a minor when Buena Vista was also still schooling.

Does anyone have a good timeline of how this shit works?
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>>573436750
roughly 15~18
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>>573436713
idk but holy molly i got my first UG
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>>573436842
Im pretty sure most of the umas believe in the three goddesses anon.

>>573436928
English please
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>>573437000
Grats
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>>573437008
Fine.
How large is the age gap between Trainer & Buena Vista, and what factors or evidence is there to prove this conclusively?
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>>573437000
>lost his UG virginity at the onsen and got trips
That's sick dude congrats
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>>573436874
>>573436880
>>573436948
I've been doing 20-22 (basically any time a day has no solid training options) and it feels like I'm not getting that many SP. I have enough to buy all the good skills but I think that's just because the parents I'm using aren't totally optimal. If I had parents with lots of racing spirit hints I'd be down at least 300 sp from what I wanted.
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the biggest red flag in the world is a github autist that doesn't know how to program Linux. At best, it's vibecoded slop, at worst, it's targeted towards lazy people looking for a quick download button, ripe for scamming
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Am I taking risky business? EXPLAIN
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>>573437059
>>573437145
thanks bros!
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>>573437208
yes
go fast good
lose stamina in sprint = not bad
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>>573436171
That's me and my boys
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>>573437208
Yes, of course
Explain what. It's a sprint
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>>573437156
Use SP bonus cards
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>>573434103
>birth videos (plural)
ftfy
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>>573437132
>How large is the age gap between Trainer & Buena Vista
A couple years
There is no conclusive evidence for exact timeframes
Trainer school is only 2 years though so i doubt its any more than like 5-6 years give or take
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>>573437463
win variation? more like lose consistency hahahaha
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>>573437335
hmmmm

maybe I'll switch out Kingu for Sweepy
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>>573437463
Orfevre finally acknowledged her
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>>573436492
oxymoron
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>>573437585
You could also borrow the Boys
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that's a girl
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>>573437742
This card is dead, imagine the poor bastards that pulled for this despite being told otherwise
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Proof?
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>>573437742
Nah, borrow slot is currently Fimo or Neicha. No way around em.
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>>573437862
No one pulled for that except new accounts for the sole purpose of being borrowed on main
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>>573437947
Fair, also be sure to run Tachyon wit SR if you have her
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>>573436750
The minimum. Tends to be around 12.
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>>573437862
it's actually sad because the card itself is pretty fun to use and has a lot of versatility.
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>>573437997
I know an anon posted Throne and shared his ID here. Looked like it was his main account
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is straightaway adept always take on this track
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Who wants to kiss
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>>573438127
Style straights and sprint straights are always better than adept and take precedence, but you can take adept after
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>>573438054
Pal/group cards feel good in general, doing throne runs made me jealous of the people who had MLB Riko to use in MANT before that. Mediocre turns becoming a recreation giving you some stuff is nice.
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>>573438191
kiss yourself, NOW
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>>573438127
I always take it because marvey always ends up giving me at least 4 hints of it
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>Coffee removed his Babylonian mother Seiun
Whelp time to unfollow
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>>573438191
kys chiyotranny
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>>573438127
Straight skills are garbage on this track
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>>573438416
what about the little boost they give at the end
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>>573438419
I want to fuck Hishi Miracle so bad it's unreal.
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>>573435175
I personally never updated once he added the Steam login shit.
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>>573438479
Generally better served by other skills and gutsmaxxing
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>>573428381
shichitore...
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>>573438419
Mirako is such a fat slob of an uma but she is just so dang cute
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how DO you use the new "official" sweepy auto mode? for parent farming?
do you just set a a schedule with all the G1s and let it rip?
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>bring 6 SSRs for TTmaxxing
>none of them finish their chains
I love Unity!
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>>573426790
shichi, what are you doing on 4chan?!?! your break ended 5 minutes ago! the cameras aren't going to shoot themselves
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>>573438945
yeah
(it won't work for that)
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>>573438957
Use pal cards bwo.
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>[-]
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>>573410060 (me)
Still got agemasen'd by Baku guts, but for Nishino take 2, this still went better. Though, she failed two 8% double rainbow wit turns, kind of annoyed since I would have liked 1100+ wit and slightly more speed, but I can't hate it especially since I got more than 4 purple orbs on power. Can cope enough to get the rest set up.
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how cum daiwa and suzuka don't have their iconic white hair stripes?
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I only like gold city for her looks.
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>>573439176
I need more of this in my life
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>>573439176
A well-loved tummy is a lucky tummy
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>>573439212
Post hands
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>>573438957
I've been running tons of MANT and the chains aren't finishing there either
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biwa bros our big bald head......
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>>573439176
So kissable
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>>573438945
put it in GL with a decent deck, it'll win all G1s in the schedule you set that you have at least A+B aptitude for unless it's a race chain
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>>573439358
Is the win guaranteed? Even TSS?
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>>573438727
>>573438479
you are fighting for your life on the finals straight
just take the fucking straight skills
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>>573439513
>>573439358
Anon you know damn well they dont know that
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>>573439513
The current understanding is that the win rate depends only on your aptitudes, the length of the race chain at the time and whether you have the trophy for that race on your uma. The attached chart is the win rate depending on your aptitudes, chain penalty at the bottom.
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>>573430817
just borrow it! :)
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>>573439283
>blaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ov1swHlPIY
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Makku's default pose is so cool...
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>>573439698
So you need to do 1 or 2 successful parent run on a particular uma to collect the trophies before you can send in the bots?
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>>573435863
She's befitting of Queen with how much kids we'll breed
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>>573440079
biwa doesn't shave
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>>573440227
you shear her like a sheep
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>>573440079
I’m horny now
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>>573439698
Can you link this video? because i might be misunderstanding. If its just pure aptitudes then wouldnt autoplay be better than manual to guarantee parent runs complete all the necessary races?
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She said the thing!
She is really cute too
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>McQueen's career
I almost forgot why I hate Ryan I FUCKING HAYE RYAN
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>>573439698
I can't possibly put any fuckass parent deck in there and just auto win every single G1 as long as I have the correct aptitudes, can I?
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>>573439698
post vid I cant find this shit
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>>573439698
>JP programmers just assume youre gonna win the race in a JP career because stats are giga bloated
>They dont bother to change this for Global
>The Optimal Parent farm is to not fucking play the game and log in every hour
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>>573440252
I do that, yeah.
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>>573440307
Autoplay will be good for parents, arguably a straight upgrade if you have the great grandparents for dirt rotation prepared. It's difficult to hit SS for the extra white star odds with full turf+dirt G1 rotation with global cards, background auto can get it done and without even using a single clock since the races aren't actually simulated.

>>573440307
>>573440483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upre4o1iwNA
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>Doing a parent run
>Fuck, failed derby and kinen, but still gotta spend 15 minutes finishing the failed run
>Okay one more time
>Fail derby again
Auto cannot come soon enough
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>>573440707
kino
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>>573440876
ok so thats it then
parent farms are straight up AFK and if you try to manual it you get omega punished
this is significantly more destructive to the parent loop than i originally imagined
And It's brand new in JP! which means it will remain this way for half a decade or more
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>WAAAAAH UNITY IS TOO BRICKY, MANT SAVE ME
>WAAAAAHH MANT IS TOO LONG, GL SAVE ME
>WAAAAAAAAH UNITY BUFF IS TOO BRICKY (AGAIN), GL SAVE ME
you are here
>WAAAAAAAAH GL IS TOO BRICKY, GM SAVE ME
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>>573440876
>great grandparents for dirt rotation prepared
this is the only thing I'm missing
have my spirit essence great grandparent but now I gotta find a borrow with dirt*3 sparks and essences and a dirt*3 of my own to make the token great grandparent for autofarming that can run dirt races
it's all coming together
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>>573441337
just go back to ura :)
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>>573441337
You are raped.
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This is a bigger question I think needs asking
Does autoplay finish all your chains automatically? since its not a real career?
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>>573441337
URA was perfect. Everyone was honest
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>>573441481
nyo
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That was fun. She's got a great career story and I got a a good TT replacement.
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>>573441575
She needs a bigger hat
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didn't ask
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>>573441481
Yes, independent training doesnt simulate a career, it just hands you everything thats guaranteed and then a random assortment of whites from cards
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>>573441649
same for parent whites?
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>>573441746
depends on what your inspo gave you
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>still using Marv PWR
Remember when anons used to say she is just a MANT gimmick card? She is still a decent late surger card alright
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>>573441825
We don’t use power cards anymore
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>>573441335
>likes boring grind
anything that destroys parent and farm runs I'm here for it
Game's only fun when you train aces
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Icarus takes 3 minutes extra to finish a career compared to Cyge 50 minutes bot
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>>573441861
I'm hearing that since URA
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>>573441930
the fuck are you playing a cygames game for if not the grind
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>>573441930
based and true
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>>573441945
Seanigs btfo
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>>573441649
is this a bibguri?
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LET ME IN
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>>573441986
training aces
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>>573441825
Use tickezo marvy is a complete brick outside of pwr
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>>573441986
my favourite cyge pre-uma was pricunny
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>>573440252
imagine how comfy a biwa hair sweater would be
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They have the fatties now?? First time seeing it.
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>>573442417
>now
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I wish there is a Guild War kinda event in uma (GW is where two crews battle and grind for points in a day, this has 4 rounds)
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>>573442274
I want to be the big spoon with Biwa
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>>573441825
Thing with her is she doesn't do anything aside from events and gold. She's just a statstick extra card
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>>573440079
biwa would have difficult births because her babies would have big heads just like her
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Which umas would eat my toes
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>>573442679
No you fucking dont
eat my ass
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>>573440454
You won't get SS with bad decks
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>>573426428
Join Haythere
Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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>>573442835
>haythere whoring for members
bro....
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>>573442254
mine was mobam@s... i played the first precunny & rage of bahamut a bit before that too.
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>>573439698
this graph is misleading
every race has a minimum 30% chance to succeed in independent auto and your aptitudes add a specific chance amount
so it would not be 110% for S Distance S Turf, it would be 140% (100%)
and if you have say
Mile A and Dirt G
the chance becomes
80%
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>>573442881
Tough times...
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Remember if you get together with the banana fiend, then you have to help her tardwrangler not only (B)NW but also her bratty little sister
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>>573442679
Gods alive
GBF style GW would require a different strain of autism and sweat we haven't had in Uma
All the memes about saving / not saving enough clocks but multiplied by a hundred and is repeated every month forever
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>>573443089
gladly. we'd fuck the stress away during the night after the fact anyway
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>>573442835
HATEthere
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kingu's first-rate sweat + my tongue
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>>573443089
I'm going to elope with Hayahide to bananaland
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>>573442835
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>>573443089
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my cm aces are done
can i get a smooch
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>>573443004
This doesn't make any sense
would that not make it so that Mile B (40%) + Dirt C (30%) + Minimum (30%) equals a 90% success rate on dirt races?
Surely not, I'm being lied to
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>>573443610
*smooches your neck*
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>>573443624
100%
bitch
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Meh
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>>573443550
Now post the Daiwa one
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Banana senpai...
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>>573443889
cute Hayahide and very cute Royce
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I'm the best whore here
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Stego cute.
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>>573444051
They made the whole jobber squad awfully cute. I want to train them all!
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>>573442679
Full offense but I hope you kill yourself. GW is a fucking job, not an event.
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>>573444075
murderous intent isnt cute
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Sex Sexlo
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>>573443089
I want to take Biwa to a park and tell her we'll kiss under my favorite tree. The geometry
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me and the fat tittied donkey I pulled by being autistic
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>>573444216
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>>573444216
Kingu became a Mejiro baseball autist??
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orenji
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>>573444450
Their eyes meet.
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I've consistently speed capped with Taiki on 1 speed / 3 wit / 2 guts but i feel like its a massive gamba each time
like every time in senior year i feel dead certain i wont speedcap even on +20% bonus but things work out
am i doing something wrong to feel it comes too close

how do i run 0% speed bonus umas like this
i have to run a second speed card
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>>573444216
>>573444480
BANG
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>>573444536
Big if true
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>independent career in MANT doesnt have Rival Races, nor does it use Items
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>>573443837
I don't have that one
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Why umas don't have hairy armpits?
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>>573443089
sounds awful
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>>573444675
because they shave?
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>>573444714
why would an athlete need to shave
that only gives you friction burns on your pits
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>>573444335
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>>573442679
I'd rather have a Clan Battle equivalent, where each club member only has to do a certain number of hits a day
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>>573444689
Taking middle.
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>>573444075
>>
umarape
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>>573444759
Because they arent running marathons so thats not really a concern?
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>>573444216
Kingu is the starter

>>573444480
Ryan is middle reliever
Who is the closer?
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>>573444759
if i look up female runners armpits will they be hairy
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>>573444595
It's truuuuu
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>>573426651
Get one who specializes in it.
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I want to escape this cruel shit world inside my uma wife's comfy womb, but since I am a male she wants nothing to do with me
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>>573444937
Apparently not for me
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>>573444910
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>>573445109
>name
which uma is holding this anon hostage to type these statements
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GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>573445312
this bitch stays thoroughly hydrated
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post something sleepy
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>>573445356
frontrunners cant learn hydrate
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when are we getting icarus to api the legal bot
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>>573445381
They can learn it! Using the skill as a front is another matter
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...
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This would have been funny if uma storylines still played in MANT
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>>573445372
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>>573445582
seed was definitely sowed inside of her
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>>573445548
...
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>>573433128
I dont understand, did these guys stole sweepy's code and made their own release?
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So did teiobro fuck that prostitute in a cosplay, or nah?
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>>573445796
Yeah
they named it Icarus also to confuse people looking for the headless bot
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teiobro is far too obese to maintain an erection
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I've been shitposting with Chiyo so much I forgot how genuinely cute she is
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city onegai...
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>>573445729
by me
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>>573446021
>spade
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>>573446021
you looping with shichi too?
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>>573441825
you guys know fast and furious got buffed right?
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>>573446185
>>573446021
hey look on the bright side!
soon as autoplay comes out your dirt GPs will be very useful
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>>573446185
yea but not having any luck with getting late stuff
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Mogged
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>>573433128
please dont download the release and think its the same code as the repo. this guy is also a volatile person you never know what he put in there.
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>>573446302
fusu
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>>573442679
hi /e7g/ bwo, i wouldn't mind that
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>>573446360
I don't like this thing, its unnatural
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Besides gentildonna's physical appearance, tell me what you like about her personality?
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>>573444773
Miss every shot you don't take, so worth it. And I have to keep on topic and not go off on a tangent
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>>573446360
What...are those?
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>third world furfag hours
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>>573446501
This is AI
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>>573446445
its a made in abyss creature
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>>573444450
>Took is Phone
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I take it back, I like the fusu over whatever THAT thing is that superficially resembles Daiwa Scarlet
Shoo shoo
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fapped to curren today
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>>573446445
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>>573446595
lookin a little bishie there, Rudolf
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>>573446595
I want Mejrio Ramonu to sit on me like that. I wouldnt be able to do a single push up due to how aroused I'd be
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>>573446302
she just eats well
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I want to pee on Special Week. Not in a sexual way.
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>>573446694
i'd be able to push up with my erect cock
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>>573446709
She will pee on you to mark (You) tho
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>>573446489
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pungent aromatic uma urine...
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Super Creek is too beautiful
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>>573446302
Still should give up
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>>573446489
Gut checking Orfevre
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holy crap that's a nice spark
no racing spirit stamina buuuuuutt, still a sweet gp
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>>573446302
when does this goober and the other spe-cimen come out? i need to pull for her entire bloodline
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>>573446972
meh
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>>573446848
Super Creek has had enough of your kale
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>>573447029
nooo don't make fun of it
it's good
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>>573447078
How do they always lose an entire mood over one little shot of greens juice like that?
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Sexano Top Sex
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>>573447117
i didn't make fun of it, if it makes you feel better
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>>573446848
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>>573446848
Is she ?
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Post cingrey Creeku
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Need an uma wife...
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>>573447174
She's a child
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>>573446489
she's an ojou who takes pride in her gorilla strength
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>>573446972
>no nim nav
>no uma stan
>no risky business
oh nonononono
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>>573447353
Here you go
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>>573447353
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>>573447463
kuriiku
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>>573447363
can you save your carats for her?
she's a nice girl and won't force you into anything, i swear
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For anyone experienced with independent play, how does it work with farming scenario specific skills like Essence of Stam or Ignition:Wit?
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>>573447503
Boobs way too small
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>>573447614
meant for >>573447537
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>>573447537
Can I reroll an actually pretty uma wife?
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>Try to use my 3LB Maru in MANT
>5RB
guess I'm farming fa-
>Mile C
guess I'm doing the missions
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>>573447503
I don't remember this scene. Is it a DVD extra or something?
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>>573447537
succubus
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>>573447463
Why does she big steppy
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>>573447771
leaked cingrey s2 scene
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Whats the point of 4K concerts again?
I think this looks fine for me 2bh
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>>573447482
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>>573447602
According to the sloptuber I watched it doesnt actually simulate trainings, so it doesnt do scenario mechanics. Meaning to get thos sparks you have to get them from inspo
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We fucked
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>>573447537
those eyes are seducing me
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>>573446498
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>>573447702
>>573447760
dozo
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>>573447787
Proof?
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>>573447847
fuuuuuuck well at least I have a full line of stam essence already
shame i have to fucking restart the dirt lineage grind from scratch though
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>>573447316
She is!
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>>573447537
I see this uma as Chiyo but too sexy, I don’t know why
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>>573447902
>bl*nde
Sorry it seems you have fundamentally misunderstood my request. I want a pretty uma wife
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Guys
I have sad news
I just got my SS cherry broken by Bakushin
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Why doesnt Taishin have stage 11?
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>>573448094
She hates you..
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Satono Lewdiamond
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>>573448094
They released that stuff in batches and some umas released later just dont have it yet
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assume the position for officer taiki
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>>573448094
Works on my machine bwo, I think it's just you
not all umas have bond 11-12 yet
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>>573447537
Do NOT ERP with Laurel or so help me
I can't look at Almond Eye the same again you will NOT taint my oshi
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>>573448165
She can search my pants
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I wanna be the raped.
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>>573447939
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What do you dacchis think of almond eye's voice acting/singing?
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which uma does NOT have any ERP
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>>573448269
i'm running propaganda, anon
also, consult the acient texts
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>>573447353
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>>573448165
What is she checking
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>>573448409
Tama
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>>573448269
... what happened with ai?
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>>573448483
if your tail light is busted
it is
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>>573448417
They knew EXACTLY what they were doing with this shot!
Someone needs a raise!!!
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>>573448281
you will be subject to a cavity search
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>>573447876
*smooches you back*
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Give me a (You) or I rape Buena Vista.
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Hey botmakers!!!
if independent training is just an instant process can't you directly send a message to the server to start it and then end it without triggering the ingame timer?
Im gonna cum on your face while you sleep and youre gonna blush
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>>573448291
>your eyes are sparkling
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>>573448517
Ai became AGP-pilled
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>>573448574
buebuebuebuebue
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Is Nishino the most dangerous uma?
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>>573448574
(you) bastard
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>>573429175
Aw yis
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>>573448574
7 and I rape you
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>>573448281
>>573448165
Fat uma...
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>>573448623
lmao. i can take on that 2kb uma raw and still have enough stamina left to go 1/10th of a round with creeku
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>>573448576
Hello botmaker here. It's a bit more complicated than that but we have workarounds planned.
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>>573448417
i need to see more of her murderous intentions during races, season 2 PLEASE
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>you must farm URA for the spark
>borrow an uma with the spark instead
Thanks for the hardwork bitch
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>>573447760
Look at her eyes anon
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Quick question. Repeated G1s, as in QEII, counts for each race won or only one for affinity purposes?
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>>573448902
Just one race, so you should alternate same date races if possible
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>>573448902
Yes
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the slacker + slow metabolism combo is pretty neat sometimes
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>>573448902
only once
you can replace that second QE2 for a dirt race
I recommend JBC classic
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>>573448925
>>573448960
I see. Thanks. Sadly I'm not currently running a dirt uma but I'll keep this in mind
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Finally got my leap forward great grandparent...
>CM starts in a few days bwo
I don't care
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>>573449040
>not having a 9* dirt great grandparent for spark farming
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>>573449078
CM starts in a few days bwo
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>>573448034
come and be the first north flight poster on /uma/, anon
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>>573448820
In time, let her rest so her intent can properly grow
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>>573449146
She's pretty cute!
>>573448857
Finally, a pretty uma wife
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>>573449078
bwo.... the CM... it's in a few days...
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Hey can I be prescribed an Uma wife too?
I like dancing, long walks misreading the room and vanishing under mysterious circumstances.
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>>573448949
Fat Seiun erotic...
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wheres my umagf
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>>573449378
Slug Journey it is
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consensually raping each other
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>>573449451
A fate worse than death
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here's your independent training auto schedule for when it drops during 1.5 Anni
there is only one 4 chain. If you wanna include Dirt Mile Championship then you're gonna have to do it manually, but this is 69 affinity. Manual with Dirt Mile would be 72
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>>573449472
Strangely attracted to strange theatre girls...
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>>573449451
That sounds nice...
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>>573449527
retard question: affinity doesn't matter?
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>>573423658
sorry I'm late! hopefully you see this
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>>573449628
Affinity Matters bigly
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>>573449480
Dont say that...
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>>573449598
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>>573449527
when is the 1.5 anni? I was gonna spark farm but since they announced this I couldnt be bothered and will just wait
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>>573448574
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>>573449421
I'm here
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>>573449845
2 weeks
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>>573449378
How do you feel about the supernatural
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>>573449863
KAWAKAMI HATE
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>>573449598
>>573449807
>>573449472
Does she count as a boy uma?
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>>573449451
That’s like winning the lottery
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having 0 SSR WIT cards is really tanking my runs rn
t. oshi roller
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>>573449393
i expected fat seiun would be more common but then again it's all a ruse to steal wins from clueless umas
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>>573449845
like 2 weeks
id make a big stockpile of annoying to farm white sparks like racing essences and ignited
maybe take a trip to MANT and see if you can score leap forward or other such random bullshit
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>>573449913
disgusting
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>>573449480
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>>573450014
Your Fine Motion, Your CB, your SR marvelous fucking Sunday?
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>>573450094
That evil bitch would never say this
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Luna
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>>573450014
Not even welfare Dia? She's got SP bonus and is actually decent right now imo
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>>573450156
Journey isn't evil nor a bitch. Don't do bad things and nothing bad will come to you. The pickpocket got what he deserved.
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>>573450156
Journey gets a mood down when Twitter breaks and she can't post about how much she loves Oru.
She'd say this to her Torena-san.
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I can't wait to date her.
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>>573450181
she wants a rainbow deck that that isn't very good though, and not just a little rainbow deck, a super rainbow deck
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>>573450156
Orfevre's bullies got what they deserved btw
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>he's not farming ggps full of nimble navigator/uma stan/racing spirit stamina/risky business sparks already
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>>573450216
It's always funny how hopelessly addicted to social media she is
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>>573450181
Doesn't welfare Dia need a mixed deck?
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>>573450156
fucking secondary
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>>573450270
sex with brian
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>>573450270
But Brian has a free nimble nav in career, you should have picked a different uma
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>>573450372
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>>573450372
maybe if you're a dumb retard
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>>573450014
Raisu isn't bad at all
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>>573450367
I feel like a majority of people here have never read her career, not even on Umareader.
They just absorb what they know about her via osmosis.
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>>573450456
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>>573450232
>>573450306
wants but doesn't need

she can be run without taking advantage of the passive
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>>573450601
I guess I'll try it out, I'm tired of Finemo taking up my borrow slot. Thanks.
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>>573450548
I've watched her career on youtube months ago and all I can remember is the fear for Journey as she trapped her trainer with her words
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>>573450653
oh she's not comparable to fimo lol

more like comparable to tachyon sr
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>>573450601
>just tank 10TE bwo
hmm nyo. Use tach at that point or something
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>>573450685
I've only been able to find the character story translated, which was a nice read.
Wish there was a decent TL for the career itself. I want to understand her more.
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>>573450685
story* not career
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Tosen Jordan
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>>573450548
we get so much content and care put into the umas and retards still regurgitate the same out of character le memes
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>>573450775
Toes in Jordans
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i'm too lazy to farm parents when i know auto mode is around the corner...
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Next thread should be a Janny thread
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>>573450775
To sin Jo dan
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>>573450614
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>>573450792
Take good care of the toenails
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>>573449650
lvl 6 buhi
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>>573450875
Maybe, maybe not.
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Next thread should be Akikawa
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i want a northern taste thread
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There shouldn't be any more threads
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Nobody unironically likes Falco. You only meme her because she's round.
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>>573451082
northern who?
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>>573451087
This proposal gets my vote
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>>573451120
taste deezs nuts
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NEXT THREAD WOULD BE THE IMAGE REPLIED TO MY POST
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>>573451204
it means you rushed and got stamchecked
oaks and dahby are very stamina intensive since they're the "long" of pre first summer, and it's even raining. Stam status?
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>>573451304
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>>573451304
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>>573451304
>>573446848
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>>573451373
>>573451425
>>573451425
>>573451425

>>573451374
>>573451382
TOO LATE
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ignited spirit guts or sprinting gear?
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>>573451365
almost D, also it rained so yeah my stamina tanked probably

I just hate the green devil
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>>573451435
*She's drinking juice.
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>>573447847
NTA and just to be sure, are you saying he said you can't buy those skills at all? Because I was able to get it by having it actively seek out the skill in the independent training setting.
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>>573451587
You can if you get it from a spark. But you won't get skills from the scenario itself. It doesn't simulate Meek/Explosions/Rivals
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>>573451740
>But you won't get skills from the scenario itself.
None of the parents I used have ao haru sparks though. And I got multiple, not just wit, from it. I'm running another independent training, I'll show you when it's done in 42 minutes.
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>>573451438
Gear imo, it got changed and no longer is restricted to straights
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>>573448416
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>>573452774
if ignited guts only good if all your umas have 1000+ guts?



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