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waheythanks for bake
>>573501686Hell yeah, Brian bread
>>573501686Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
I'M BAKIIIINGGGGOOOOOOOOH I'M GONNA BAAAAAKEEEEEBAKING THOSE THREADS FOR MY DACCHIS!!
>Luna CHAD baked a Brian threadBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD
cm ryan READY
nishinoflower is shit and groundwork is shit accels are shit. there are infinite accels in the game now, just use a speed uma.
Tachyon LOVE
Gold City feet in my mouth
Pokke is so cool and sexy
Mun!
Digitan LOVE
Last Thread
>>573502663incredible
>>573502663>Umas sexSay no more, I'm gonna dive right in
>>573502663>MANT SEXfuck you5 borrowsnot a single good parentI'm going insane
you have to bake
>>573502663>umas sex need
>>573502663>run mant
will they ever fix the borrow card selector?
MANT is worse for: -Stats-Skill points-Skill selection-Fun and EnjoymentAnyone who brute forces a MANT ace at this point is just a penis hammering contrarian who wants you to suffer alongside them like the actual biblical Devil
what are the must-have pace skills for this cm besides SFV and Budding Breasts
>>573503667head on
>>573503597>Skill selectionThat's the only thing mant has over unity. But it's rng, so you have to highroll them
https://jiggie.fun/nTRCYUhttps://jiggie.fun/nTRCYUhttps://jiggie.fun/nTRCYU
>>573503667as alwayshead on and a dream
Any rooms? I want to see how much I'm fucked
>>573502663>Creek kissImagine…
Good night friends!!!
>>573503706>guaranteed NSM and Its On in the Pace and Late CMCome on, anon
>>57350373815281786i'll host one
>>573502663>Sex right in the middleYup, all me, by the way =)
>>573503805gn gn
I am quite happy that I rolled for her.
>>573503701>>573503725what about Speed Star
>>573503805Good night
>>573502663>Sex>sssssssssssssssex>Grandma STOP>>573503805Umasumi!
>>57350389815281786152817861528178615281786still waiting on bwos to join...
Good night
>horrible discount on hints>jobbed the corners raceStill p. good no?
>>573503754oh god
>>573504278Good nightVery, very lewd Helios
>>573504185thats a clean podium finishthanks for joining
>>573505487Kris Sex....
>>573505719Yeah!
>>573503701what if i donot have headon
>do one ura run>1* spark with three whites that rerolls into a different 1* spark with three whitesthat's enough uma for today
>>573505854We need to accelerate faster....
>>573505968Well she is in the game now. She'll show up in some new uma's careers eventually
>>573504314She should think about how Flash would handle it
>>573504373Descent seems silly when you have the Groundwork setup and it's a little gambly, but maybe it can help if you get a late start which basically kills you on this track.I'm playing around with builds, and some abilities feels interchangeable. Like Pulse is basically a Straightaway Adept/Beeline Burst that can be "controlled" on this track, I prefer Shadow Break over Speed Star because longer duration can lead to a better carryover. Still seems good, a little stronger than what I built so far.
>>573501860baking a bun in maya's oven
>>573501860Thinking about Maya's buns.
>Brian threadmore like Brian HATE, go away ugly dumbass
>>573506106True, I smile every time I see her show up.
>>573502420many are saying this
>>573505526never put slugs on a treadmill
>>573505526Cute JourneyAdorfevre
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>573506443
>>573502420>>573506660Pokke cant possibly be this hot
>>573507475no one askedno one gives a shit
>>573507475What about Kris S
>>573506660>>573506165>Fuji's Simp
>>573507475kys retard
>>573507462Odd cut off
>>573507462>tomboys and hags on the listEw
>>573507475I asked
>>573507462>>573507732Nevermind, 160 is average height for women globally
>>573507431why can't she?
>>573508003Smooch?
I couldn't wait for a JP Uma I'm interested to come out so I read their story through Umareader MTL.Please call me mean things.
>>573507645it comes with certain rewards
>>573508234>yurislop Kill yourself
What card do i borrow for dirt CM? Don't say yeppers, please tell me nimble is enough...
>>573508187I want to call you nice things, though.
>>573508234god imagine
You owe me sex
>>573508491Umama does
>>573504120speed star isnt accel. i dont know why so many people think it is.
>>573508014It’s negatively affecting my brain chemistry
>>573508605yeah it's speed carryover
>>573508281this is straight thoughteverbeitly
>>573508586No, Umama owes ME sex.
>>573508367That's going into Grand Live, and it depends on what you get from the Hello/Tachyon pulls. Which you hopefully did save for[ and didn't brick yourself/spoiler] anyway, the answer is always yeppers
>>573508676You mean me?
>>573508657>>>/r/eddit
>>573508605no one ever said it was an accel
BONO DID IT
>>573508716Fuck it, I'm gonna selector her
>>573508367A Runaway.
>>573508491Can I settle this debt in another way?
>>573508367it's either yeppers or dasca for gold head-onsorry gwo
>>573508745You are me so yes.
>>573508747thougheverbeit is 4chan lingo nonny
Clingy trainees are so cute.
>>573508950Yeah, me
DO SOMETHINGDO SOMETHING AIIIEEEEEEEE
Mayano would do this
>>573509072>not following Orfevre
>>573509193I don't get paid enough to get in a physical altercation with a duperhuman uma.Pick a trainee that won't attack you next time.
>>573509072Aye.
>>573509231Skipping the hag
>>573503667Shrewd Step
>>573509231Whats her role? Is she retired?
>>573509193was waiting until someone posted a full version with the increased rapes headline
>>573509778broodmare
dead as fuck thread
everyone is having fun and posting in sp lil zwo
>>573510398If you want to talk about something then talk.
>>573510398we're all in Palworld and Granblue Relink
>>573510398Shouldn’t have kicked the ERP folks
>>573510512I want to make out with Gold City but she seems like a lot of stress and not worth the hassle
>I got more (You)s in the /sp/ thread than an entire month in herehorse racing world cup when?
>>573510743maybe make good posts gwoor really bad ones
>>573510512>>573510730>Coal Shitty
>>573510743It’s easy when you can ragebait with countries and sports
>>573510730She's a landmine of a girl but she's quite sweet when you reciprocate her feelings and understand her.Just don't be a block head
I am five seconds away from snapping & running Nishino x Double DomThis is absolutely ridiculous Nothing is consistent CLOWN METAGAME
>>573510779>tranny Haru and Spe-chud losing already
>>573510938>he thinks budding bossom is consistentlol lmao
>>573510779damn, look at urara's thighs jiggle
>>573509778yeah, she works some admin job for the NotJRA now
>>573510938What if your Nishino gets 1-2nd place?
>>573510938That’s why it’s sprintSLOP
>>573511186Won't happen, I'll run her as a Late
1 year later and still not popular
all I know is that I need to scrap my front runners and make 2 cope pacers
Do you think early humans from a time before agriculture made us all dumb and weak would be better trainers than us?
>>573510743That board is more braindead than this general. You could in theory farm (You)s all day if you wanted, but what's the point of that
>>573511380Because some "people" live off you's
>>573511186My Nishino for some reason always wins if she goes first but always jobs if 3-4thMaybe its the 1300 guts
>>573507132Let them lookI know they are jealous
>>573510743here's a (You) then
>>573511564>1300 GutsWhat
>>573511364Not really. For one people actually have an encyclopedic knowledge of horse behavior and why their specific brand of autism makes them act the way they do. For two we can actually fight off most diseases
>>573511380Yeppers, just got +20 (You)'s in one post
>>573511564It's a guts CM. I don't know if people have no eyes but you can see your entire team dueling on the last stretch unless they failed to accel at all.
>>573512171wait did they actually get banned?
>>573510743Closest thing to that would be the Breeders' Cup.
>Run mant for TT>no summer rainbows, fucked by mood, dogshit stats>run again, different himba>same stat maluses but this time I get fast learner>Achieve a 2000 stamina cap that does nothing because my final stam is 800>Start sending random trainees to E rank for the missionIf some nigger tells you to run mant he's unironically trying to sabotage you. There's no value in that scenario.
>>573512245the only guy who gets regularly banned deserves it
>>573510743go ahead and show that thread to me
>>573511380meisho cato
>Code for Evos is butchered>But all of the text for Evos is translated and this company only ever translates shit if its gonna use it soon the fuck do you mean theyre gonna do ANOTHER major update within the month?
>>573512245chiyofag too for incessantly off-posting
uh oh melty
Give me a (You) or I rape Curren Bouquet'dor.
>>573513006(You) son of a bitch
>>573512684Ofc, Suzuka needs free groundwork with her concentration and .15 current speed on Unrestrained so even if you miss the gamble you get something.
>V got nuked again here and in the previous thread
>>573513098she really gets so much with evos it's crazy
>>573513169I'm thinking the only guy who gets banned regularly perhaps deserves it
>>573513098its not free groundwork because you still need groundwork
CAN WE GO ONE THREADONESINGLETHREADWITHOUT A MENTION OR HINT OR ANYTHING ABOUT UMA ON TRAINER RAPETHEY WOULD NEVERMY NISHINO WOULD NEVER
>>573513301you're making it too obvious bro
>>573513169Making a pseudo general on /v/ is pure autism, if they really wanted separate general they would move to /vmg/
>>573512275Anon, if you actually managed to hit the 2000 stam cap then you are doing something VERY wrong.You are having some massive skill issues here.You are just reaffirming my belief that the real reason most people hate MANT is because they are witlits who can't handle a scenario that actually requires a little bit of skill from the player.
>>573513374It's the only Nishino picture I have saved please go along with it
>>573513301trainers want to be raped otherwise it wouldn't be such a common topic
>>573513006>implying you can
>>573513465post your MANT aces for this CM
>>573513538
>>573512684You did redeem THE chud with legend race tickets, right? Would be pretty embarrassing if you used them on, idk, teio...
>>573513192She is beloved by all, ofc they will buff her for free.>>573513279Yes, ofc, but now she has double groundwork. In fact her groundwork helps her groundwork.
>>573513301What do you expect to happen? Trainers belong to their umas. If those dense losers cant see the obvious seduction their trainee is exposing them to every day then the only thing left to do is take matters into her own hands. Umas are stronger than humans after all. It is the fate of all trainers to eventually be raped by their trainee
>>573512062>tranny hag
>>573513301
I think I'll accept that offer
>>573513937>Trainers belong to their umas.Umas hate pajeets
>>573514204Trainer, no! You have to read the fine print!
maruzensky LOVE
>>573514585>no eggs
>>573514553I am into that
>>573514732Ahem
>>573514204as you should
>>573514553I see it
>>573514082Stop lookin at me like that Nishino...
>>573513465learn to read, retardIf you're running 18 stam, your MAXIMUM STAMINA CAP will hit 2k.
Which umas would defeat Mbappe in a 1v1?
>>573514813>needs drugs from Tachyon to function againShit uma, ugly hag, worst mother
>>573501686Are you really still not in a club?Well, it can't be helped, a first rate club doesn't leave clubless /uma/ torainas out in the rain. Basashi (850734315) will let you in, but we only have one spot left.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
gonna fap to this
>>573514990Even in a sprint race he probably wouldnt be able to keep up with an uma. He'd be up with the frontrunners that proc groundwork and then wouldnt be able to keep that pace by mid race since soccer isnt a sport where you're suuposed to sprint for a kilometer
>>573514990Ohamile! is canonically the best football player in Tracen
>>573515204>t.white woman
>>573512275When the update dropped, I told myself that even if Unity2 aces were 10% weaker than m*nt I'd still play it over it because i really couldnt take it anymore. Shant touch that toilet scenario ever again not even for the title
>>573508234Fuji holding Pokke with the leg makes me hard
>>573514204>500 yenAnon there is obviously something wrong with that hotel. Its probably riddled with bedbugs.
dirt
>>573513937only if they refuse to become one
>>573515413>no goldship
>>573515590What if that's how umas actually reproduce....
l'arc...
>>573512275The only value of MANT rn is making top tier parentsThats it, you can get peak parents which are like 5-10% stronger than other scenarios if you get super lucky
>>573515431That's just the Satono group celebrating Dia's first G1 by giving massive discounts. But I wouldn't be surprised if I got bitten there.
>>573515257she has the best M spread for sure
>>573515583Skipping all of them.
>>573515257when does she come out? She's like the queen of miles or something right
>>573515421SS+ tier animation
>>573498331755913987559139875591398
>>573515583Training all of them.
>>573515678the uma egg is not released unless she is stimulated through the excitement of rape
>unironically have to take golshis goofy ass unique because i have nothing else to buy
>>5735160162028, she's the strongest mare miler
>>573513447What are you talking about
>>573516027>Dober procs F&F>drops from 8th to 9thOk then
>>573515825No
What did she mean by this?
>>573516520Steaks in America are bigger
>>573516520Fat fuck
>>573516520Incest with her family members
>>573516169If you bought NSM, the goofy ult can make the difference if it wouldn't proc otherwise. It can easily win you the race, but it can proc your other golds, but may as well raise the gamba even more for a sprint.
>>573516520Japanese steak portions are small
>>573516520USA is 1#
>>573516675i also have turbo sprint so it's not totally useless but my midrace is fucked
>>573516483Tracen is a respectable institution and only hires professional trainers
>>573516520Japanese meat is smaller but will leave her more satisfied
>>573516298if only taiki had lived long enough to breed her
>>573516791Indeed. Sex is only allowed after or before school/work hours
>>573516338I thought you are talking about uma /v/ thread that gets nuked every time.
>>573516027So this is the power of yada...Thanks for joiningAlso to answer my own question, I'm switching my deboofer curry chan,she shat herself and died after proccing adoring all once
bros ive been using tonythegreat for usernames since middleschool and I just found out Tony Bin had a foal named Tony the Great and he won 80M yen with 3 1sts i found my spirit horsehttps://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000287001/
>>573516791>Tracen is infected with DEI propaganda and are hiring browns for money in exchange of uma trafficking and multiple rapes
>>573516675
>>573516973Oh no, that's /v/ma they moved months ago to /vm/ and they're at peace with the mods now, they're chill guys. V is some faggot from Uma&Co and the plague of this general, 90% of the bad posts can be traced to him.
>>573517009>breath of fresh air>competitive spirit on a late>stop right there
>>573517009Thanks for the host broDont really know what the curren debuff strat is supposed to really accomplish though. Might as well just put in a dominator with golshi inherit no?
>>573517118Unfuckable
>>573515692but aren't those 2 tickets? How can they enter?
>>573517118hot
>>573517213also mpb which does nothing this track
>>573517034he has been guiding you your entire life anon
>>573517034happy for you, anon. I found a horse with my surname who always seems to place so I'm hoping he gets more first place wins.
>>573517034The first time I ever heard of a race horse was after getting my ass beat by Teio in FF7 og. Ten year old me hated that fuck like you wouldn't believe. Didn't know he was an actual race horse until I found out about uma decades later. Still dislike that little fuck.
Atashi ga Ichiban!!
>>573517730>cowNo
>>573517287then explain this
imagine
>>573517338>winning the raffle ticket prize is the only way you can go to that hot springspretty bad business plan if that's the case tbqhwy
>>573517267I thought about it, but then maybe the justification in my head was sprint C wouldn't be close enough to proc dom to affect everyone? idk>>573517213It's all part of the plan. Don't worry about it
>>573517830>fat pornKill yourself
I have 30k and 20 tickets for the LH/Tachyon I'm cookedHope we get free 100 rolls like with Riko/Rice
>the good guys won
Did you know? Cheval Grand means "big horse".
>>573517830or this
>>573517884>Kentuckian
>>573513538>>573513937>>573514082i need to be raped by an Uma
>>573517830>fat pornStay
>>573517950>vibe-building umaslolgood luck
>>573518064Not exactly
>>573501686>>573501792God how is this Banchou such complete and absolute SEX?
>>573518270It's a mystery
'sup bros, I just washed my ass with soap for the first time in forever
Why do I have to visit the hotspring with Nishino's parents...
Why is having a small penis such a sin?
>double rainbow on wit>bourbon and sunday>+16 witholy shit these cards suck
I have a BWC, umas for me?
>>573518127https://e-hentai.org/g/4009703/a3a9140796/
>>573518270>>573518325It's not a mystery, it's because her body is hot but she doesn't pay attention to her attractiveness at all because she's a dumb race autist.
>>573518565FineMo was a gaslight though btw
>>573518571None
>>573518446They're there for your safety.
>>573518672W-what do you mean?
>>573518571DaiSca
>>573517818That's a horse.
>>573518410Not on Global yet. I'm kindly asking you to fuck off.
>>573518481I dress like that
>>573518571depends. You have to post it first
>>573518410Not on my cock yet. I'm kindly asking you to post more
>>573515692I wonder if her mom is also small
>>573517034>0 footage of his races uploaded online>0 picturesgod I wish I was rich or japanese enough to track down old VHS's of him for fun
Which of the new skills are good this CM?
>>573518571me
Post TT scoresI'm right at 10k
>>573518439did you bleed?
>>573518994Leap forward is really damn good for lates. Very consistent accel
>>573518752You'll find out next year.
>>573518410fusu
>>573518994Gee I wonderYou guess, anon
>>573518908Based
>>573518621FineMo is great at everything EXCEPT actually raising your WIT, she's better as a generalist card to raise TE on other stats than for her rainbows.
>>573519093no!
>>573519278Nah she does bothObv the spec prio means you can have some real low-roll runs, but I cant imagine trying to raise wit to strong levels with just SRs
>>573519093he will
Is Taiki for (You)?
>>573519278fine's rainbow are hueg THO, it just isnt very consistent because of her priority
SHE LOOKS SO COOL
https://files.catbox.moe/90dngd.png
>>573519348>>573519442sorry bro, looks like you're gonna bleed
>>573519450yes, next question
>>573519553her outfit really is a lot better than NTR's
>>573519553NTRbros....
>>573518565>If you run Kitasan, she doesn't need to run Bourbon but her unique sucks in 70% of races>If you run Bourbon then you have to deal with a weaker early race>If you run SMaru then you don't have access to her own godlike card but you also need to run Bourbonbeing a frontGOD sucks
Love cock bwos
New transfer requests btw
>>573519726>but her unique sucks in 70% of racesretard
>>573519063>10k spots between 900k and 1Mdamn, a lot of people picked up back the game or started updating their TT teams
>>573519781Thanks for the heads up bwo
>>573519553What does ramen have to do with sega
>>573519801Stfu Umama
>>573519754I do enjoy chicken, it is the most versatile of meats
Oh, I forgot to complete the requests of the event that ended 25 minutes ago ...
>>573519823>849kWho else is dipping to class 5 for two weeks to a month?
>>573519980in two weeks GL will be here and the whole TT meta will shift again
>>573519754forgot your picture
>>573519869play the game dipshit
>>573519553little late to the party...
>>573519450Nyo
>>573520070Why seething?
>>573517118
>>573519781transferring my semen into Tazuna's womb
Booooooooooooooo!!
>>573519726If you run Falco you're happy
>>573520194That was odd...
>>573520254Golshi did the same thingDoes that mean Golshi is secretly also insecure about her weight?
>>573519781one step closer to 5 starring my oshi... 5 sharts at a time....
>>573520194>>573520382Kill yuritards
>>573520441Need this but on my cock
>>573520441No one slurps like that
>Tfw you can't get the spring triple crown with Brian because she wants to sealclub in some random G2
>>573520441How indecent
>>573520696Blaze a new Track
>>573520691Making the other noises is one thing, but Japanese and Chinese people absolutely slurp their noodles.
>>573520441dancho slurps on me like that
Rolled summer McQueen a couple days ago and now I've got Golshi too, very very happy. This game loves to fucking tease me though. Keeps not giving any clues I've rolled something good and gives the gold->rainbow animation almost every fucking time
>>573520441Whores
>>573520691I slurp like that
>>573520409Wouldn't surprise me
>>573520482Unhinged and deranged /pol/cel.
>>573520816sexshi
>>573519726maruzen-oshis (me) coping and seething
>>573519063I had 875k the day after reset from a middle team, I've been fishing around the top team on cooldown just to see what a more optimal score would look like, then got this an hour ago. Pretty good for updating 7 umas to give them the 564 buff and minimum 6 golds, especially since it allowed me to jump from S2 to S4 just like that.Would have liked to break 900k, but I can settle with this for two more weeks before needing to overhaul everyone sometime after Grand Live's launch.
so how am I supposed to use summer gold ship's ability for team trials (assuming no cooldown)
>>573521136Yes
>>573519726It works on the Dirt CM bro
>>573521136You just slap it on every bitch that has a strong gold debuff and put them in races where it normally can't be used.
>>573521136borrow the same turf goldshi on all your tt umas and just slap the skill in
>>573520917>/pol/Obsessed
>>573521136Buy the skill, buy your golds. You can even buy previously unusable golds for even more gamba
>>573520816You have to see if it lags for 3 seconds longer than usual to know you got something good. If you constantly check your archive, you can also cheat by seeing if it gives a New or ! notification next to it. grats on the sexshi
>>573521184>Here's one of the 30% of CMs it works onkekalso>Dirt G
>>573521413Ugly hag
>>573521136inherit it on an uma that has a gold skill that normally won't activate on the track you place her in
>>573520382Sirius team trainer is so lucky
>666 speed>+1 to straightaway debtfuck you too kitasan
Please reply to this post with pictures of Narita Brian.Thank you.
>>573521519can you give an example
>>573521680>tomboy Fuck off
>>573521680I love the Shadow the Hedgehog uma
>>573502420
mating press
>>573519823>10k spots between 900k and 1MAnon, I know you are rounding but that is just too egregious for me. There is a 9K spot difference.>>573519980Me, by the looks of it. I havent dropped to class 5 since the second month of URA, but it looks like its finally time. I'm sure I could prevent this, but working on my CM aces is more important, and I can't be bothered when I know GL is right around the corner.
>>573521725Brian isn't a tomboy, she's just a race autist that likes to cosplay as a banchou. No one would call Oguri a tomboy even though she has no real motivation in life besides running.
>>573521496Didn't even lag this time for some reason. Thought it was going to be total shit till the gold showed up and then was at least hoping it would be a Mayano since she's somehow the 2* I roll the least
>>573521680
>>573521826>boyumaFaggot
umasumi dacchi...
>>573521949Umasumi
>>573507431She can and is
>>573521860She needs to be more feminine
>>573522038Pokkute
>>573522056she needs to take it from behind like the lone wolf she is
Brian is a predator.
>>573521949umasumi bwo
>>573498079sorry for the wait>3 rooms>2 angling whiffshrmmm
>>573522179Yeah and? All umas are
>>573521508You just need to hit dirt twice
>>573522134
>>573522290Let's just say that in an extreme situation she wouldn't wait more than 12 hours to eat you.
>>573522263It's okay you can give it now
>>573522337Pokkeganda in full effect todayToday is a good day
>>573522403Give what?
>>573522179Glue factory
>>573522581She knows
>Jungle Baguette
>>573522403YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING
>>573522646>Ugly Tacklebear
>>573522675Why... And so angery
>>573522776YOU'RE JUST HERE ALL THE TIME SO I'M BEWILDERED
AHHHHHHHHH NISHINO RAPE
>>573522960Bro everyone here is unemployed and sits here
>>573523031I'm not unemployed, I just work nights and my job has a lot of downtime.
Dia love
oh btw check out this curry parentgood for forcing sprint S
>>573522960Is rice getting raped, what's going on here
>>573523184Force this
>>5735197260.25 mid-race is never bad
is tachyon spd usable outside of GL?
>>573523263Die retard
>>573523263no
>>573523263for pace chasers? sure
>>573523263Just b urself
>>573523227no>>573523229you're literally 6"
>>573522263Kitachan is powerful...
Why does nobody care about Turf S and Style SSeems pretty important
>>573523339>6"I wish
Das rite!
>>573523353less important than distance S, and you want as much distance S chance as possible
>>573523423Why are whales so retarded?
>>573523263paceGAWDS are using it for a year
>>573523407I am barely 5...
Any debuffers work this CM?
>>5735234233 copies is 2 LB. They just took this advice from the threads. This is fine.
>>573523676yeppers, dom + summer golshi inherit
>>573523407>>573523638
>>573523638Umama... it's okay
>>573523263It's still arguably the best speed card for pace chasers for like a full year and paces will use it alongside speed pasa (which replaces KSB)
Next time someone asks a STUPID question I am going to go bananas
>>573523705>paying extra 30k for 5 TE on a roamer"low budget" players shouldn't play like this
>>573523339You give me way more than what it is
bananas???
>>573523727I need her
>>573523868>doesn't post Biwa when saying thatCome on, the joke writes itself
>>573523978Kiss?
>>573523263>is tachyon spd usable outside of GL?She has 2 skill point bonus.So anyone who tells you she isn't, or is only good for pace chasers, is bad at the game
>>573520035oh nyo a reason to put off making TT umas again
>>573524018Umama should kiss me
>>573523875>sparking for 10 TE on a card you literally have to run in every single deck no matter what uma you are running for the next 4 months, parent, ace or otherwise because of AutoplayYes. The fuck. You should. Retard.
>>573523943on cooldown dancho
>>573524070No me...
>>573522710fancy pocket
>>573524151Leave her alone
>>573524216No, she will give me a kiss
>>573523815when is pasa anyway? my pull schedule rn is tachy+light, then s.maru+FM, then nothing until ramonu unless therse something important before her
idc about your kissiesgive me your stick
>>573524285No she will give me one>>573524301It's small
>>5735242932.5 anni
>>573524353proof?
>>573523353
>>573524428I'm not just going to show it without a smooch
>>573523353Turf S is power which generally isn't as important.Style S is guts which is a dump state anyway, if it was wit then this would be another conversation.
>>573524540>Style Ssince when?
>>573524075Enjoy 5 additional TE on a roamer that will maybe land on Speed/Wit 10 times per career, but please don't brick other players because of your retardation. The value you get from 2LB vs 1LB is not proportional to how much you pay for it.
>>573524491you're not getting one nonny I hate you~
evil and intimidating horse
>>573524598Why...
>>573524491*smooches you*
>>573524572I assume when he said "style" he means "Strategy" so I just answered as if that's what he meant.
>>573524379seems far enough away then, have about 160k carats saved for my 3 banners rn
a real one knows how to tell posters apart
>>573524762Who am I then
>>573524540it is wit though
>>573524762Schizo
>>573524540style s gives wit
>>573524821a whore.
>>573524301
>>573524924I'm nothing but pure... what are you saying
Curren is such a fucking SLUT
>>573525030I do this
It looks like no one rolled for the janny uma
why didn't you go to the larc with her?
>>573524939giving Cesario my stick
>>573525268me next?
>>573521720taiki on sprint
>>573525308I can do that after smooch
>>573525030she knows exactly what she's doing
>>573525394More?…
>>573525030Why is Curren so good at spreading her legs?
>>573525361mnnhhh~now...give it.
>>573525308Only if you look like THAT uma.
>>573525268I thought you had no interest in girls anymore....
>>573525489That's a weak one and you didn't mean it...
>>573525238Allergic to cheese
>>573525538FUCK YOU
Go be gay on /soc/ or something goddamn freaks get the FUCK out of here
>>573525538
anyone have any suggestions to consistently win a 28 race schedule on unity cup? Dirt/Mile/Med/Long
>>573525678Why so rude now... You said you hate me
>>573525680just press the funny button gwo
>>573525508I am afraid you have me confused with someone else.
>>573525747that was the skinwalker and you're not getting anything until you can tell them apart
>>573525731Just prepare the dirt ggps for now and let auto mode handle the full G1 turf+dirt schedule in 2 weeks
>>573525836Pre-race umapyoi
>>573525834Who is the skinwalker? What the heck are you talking about I just want a smooch
>>573525836It would take all of my power to not fuck Aruvu before every raceAfter the race and winning live though, I would stop holding back
>>573525841I do have them prepared .. i guess it does make sense, auto mode can win these races more consistently than I could..
>>573525836
>>573526046Jordan would do this
>>573525731The free stats from Fuku SSR might helpAlso taking skills early will help a lot
>>573525836i want her to stare at me like thsi
>>573525836teaching admire groove about love by making a baby with her
>>573525836>>573526013>>573526391
None of you are real. You are all planted here to drive an emotional response in each other and keep the wheel turning for as long as possible. This is all engineered.
>>573526474Imageless retards are just mad over Umama for some reason because he joined rooms and they troll him now
the semen retention guage
>>573526474I have arguments with myself here sometimes to prove a point
I was talking with a friend about how I'm a bad trainer and I should just quit, and my trainee overheard and said that if I wasn't going to train her, she wasn't going to race ever for some reason
>>573526538None of those words mean anything.
Reminder
I haven't been posting as much for weeks now though? MANT broke me and I played other games
Saw my trainee getting cozy with some other dude...
>>573526538Sorry that was my friend glub shitto, he was just doing a little trolling
Weird thread
I WANT TO BE RAPED
>>573526735We know Umama
Hai-hai~ Seiun Sky desu!
>>573525761Apologies lowercase lettering only makes me think of a certain /uma/ HUSSY
>>573526735
I broke the contract with my trainee after losing multiple G1s, then another trainer picked her up and she won on their first G1? What was that?
i think im gonna take a bunch of benadryl and hope the coma destroys my liver into unusabilityi give
>>573526762
>>573526762>draw a boy>give them a voice that's pure sexwhat did cygames mean like this?
My trainee insists on wearing slutty outfits...
>>573526859please pass on to me your physical possessions before passing on the afterlifehelp a nigga out
>>573526859Don't go to Eiriel, it's awful
Hoeh...
How do I get this last one
>>573526947she's just expressing herself and her budding sexuality as a young (but breeding age) umamusume
>>573525836Orphan wife
Why won't Umama give me a smooch
*gives you +30 energy and Playtime's Over!*
>>573527186V. Bourbon bros, what's your go to borrow for her? I use this whore alot
>>573527006dirters look like this?
>>573527071should be automatic, no? unless its referring to every variant of the cutscene
>>573527076She's getting my cock hard...and I'm supposed to be a professional...
>>573527071I think you need to win with each of the team names because they separated all of variants but I'm not sure
>>573527351just checked my own archive and its exactly this
>>573527176You don't understand the delicacies of a girls heart, nonny....
>>573527531Everyone else gets a smooch from her here though
>>573527257Dirt umadols need powerful legs
>>573527598Yes but you did something not good & she's mad at you now though...
>>573527671What...
>>573527351>>573527446pretty sure I already did that while getting the titles...
>>573526462>written by a umaThey just want sex
>>573527605え?
>>573527731You flirted with the imposter Umama...
>>573527824Horny umas looking up ways to seduce their trainers...
I only give kissies to nonnies in uma&co
>>573523943>>573524004>people now remember she exist
>>573527914But I flirted with him too
>>573524762I can tell you apart from the weird imposter atleast.
>>573528002You don't get it...
I ate a full bowl of beans with rice it was so good
>>573527941>german slutNo
there's an imposter Umama now? kek
Cursed turf Ulala
>>573528084It shouldn't be a problem because she kisses everyone
>>573527753you'll have to redo the team name you're missing the gift for, its because you lost the final matchup against zenith since akikawa only gives you a present for winning. the title is only reaching team rank S yet you can still lose against zenith
>>573528197You can't make a loyal wife out of a town bike.......
>>573507394Glad Unity + happened and managed to get my revenge on the 2 GILFs
>>573528314I could fix her
>>573528175based ...so fucking zased.....
>>573528152
Fappy Fappers, like Taiki Shuttle suggested.
>>573527753You get the title for reaching Team rank S with that team name, but to get the event you're missing you need to beat team First with with that team name.
>>573528154They dance like this
>>573528332>he jobbedGit gud, frontfag
>>573528356...
>>573528605She's a girl
>>573501686I wish default brian had a better g1 costume
>>573528529>>573528309I don't remember losing but where can I check what gift I'm missing?
>>573528472She'll send you to the camps.
>>573528702By watching the other 4 versions of the event you already unlocked and using process of elimination retard.
>>573528702play each of the cutscenes you have unlocked and figure it out that way
Eishin seduced me
>>573528682Yeah.
>>573528761
>>573528682>she
Nothing is more beautiful than seeing your trainee under the
>>573528950>>573528761
>>573529046No brown umas
>do two borrows>min roll inspirations RNG why
>>573529172me and my bf
>>573529203Who
>>573528761>>573528950>>573529145ok you convinced me, tomboy bourbon is pure sex
Digitan is in fact a rich ojou
Why is the achnes tachyon light hello banner the most overhyped garbage bait? Is it because it has some free pulls and people want to cope with cards useless after grand live?
>>573529236he goes to a different general
>>573529157Should've quit before Hishiama was added cause we're just getting more later on.
>>573529329Which one... Stop cheating on us
A friend was called on the landline, so I had to yell out
It should be impossible for Sky to get the "sleep deprived" event from resting. If she slept any more she'd legally be in a coma.
>>573529306All umas are a cute
>>573529325yeaskip it gwo there's nothing here
>>573529325https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11754899
I love Rice
>>573529398The fat fuck umas also shouldn't be affected by Slow Metabolism because they always instantly lose the weight like a cartoon gag.
>>573529325All cards end up powercrept/useless (if u pull for pace speed card and dont main pace) some last longer than others.
>>573529446>All
>>573529756Yes even Ryan is cute
>>573529756Fair point
>>573529756cute boys are still cute
Few CM rooms because why not36147061
>>573529329>I have a BF! R-really!>You just haven't seen him because he goes to a different general!>I don't have any pictures of us together with his face in the frame, because he doesn't like being photographed.Uh huh, sure.
Despite only being 5'8, everyone calls her
>>573529939Leave her alone
>>573529756Ryan is cute. All Mejiros are cute.
>>573529814>>573529837>>>/y/
>>573529756Ryan is cute especially in personality, people just can't get over her hair.
do you guys ever miss your wife?
Is this hors finally the heterosexual bride I have been dying for? Should I nofap in anticipation? Am I just getting baited again?
>>573530109She watches yuri porn
http://poal.me/waoa16
>>5735299146/9 Please join
>>573529172me and my bf (I'm on the right)
>>573530086I don't because I understand that not even 2d would love me
>>573530210This is me and Umama on the left
>>573530086The only woman I have ever loved was just stringing me along as one of her orbiters Every day
>>573530176Source? Please don't play with my heart
>>573530201fine>sees lobbyoh hey there
Every time I win at the claw machines by having the staff move items extremely close to the chute, my friends call me
>>573530369Stop cheating
>>573530086Yes but she's not from uma so I won't post her.
>>573530431huh?
>>573530410Forgot the mob uma, my life is over
>>573530538Stop playing dumb Umama...
>>573530508
>>573530287actually same I think
>>573530586okaaayyyy you got me
>>573530586what the fuck are you taking about nigger? Do they post with bobo images?
>>573530086My first and only gf left me after she suddenly turned Iesbian (true story)>>573530109Can you useless lot ever reply?
>>573529914Results>>573530369Hey there mate, dunno wtf >>573530431 are on aboutNext room52685829
>>573530693Stop cheating on nonnies
>>573523943I like this artist
>>573530508my cute wife
UmamamamamamamaYou keep trying to make that word have meaningIt still means nothing
>>573530301just be better than the other orbiters and win her. I hope this advice can help you in the future bro
>>573530732I'll join one or 2 more lobbies but it's clear i gotta polish up the roster a bit more
>>573530732host moar onegaishimasu
>>573530954Do them yourself Umama
>make a new vodka>watch her in Teamtrials>good position so far>late race about to start>FULLY CHARGEDwhat
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOumapoi.me
is everyone here umama? am I umama?
>>573531008don't wanna
>>573531060she is in heat
>>573531129Smooch then?
>>573530301currenbro ....
Stego clan cute.
>>573531125No you are an uma musume>turns you into the uma beneath my post
>>573530910I am not Chad so that is impossible anon....
how cum when we talk about BOY umas we never mention that goldship litterally sounds like 'male child extra no.1' from an anime
>>573531116>boyuma>bad fatherGet fucked
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
>>573530732Results>>573530934Fronts are having hard this CM. Gambatte>>573530934I'll keep hosting but I'm slow when posting results. GomenNext49041398
>>573531271Stego is a cute girl and not a father.She is a good senpai though.
why is this fandom attracting 30year old men acting like toddlers? how much ovelap is there with abdl?
I'm bored of fucking my trainee, maybe I should get a new one
>>573531267Cause she's got massive tiddies.
>>573531293Thanks for the room bwo
>>573531358every general gets like this after a certain age. this isn't even the worst it will be
>>573531293Yeaa its gonna be rough trying to make fronts for this CM, not to mention how RNG the results will be on who activates key skills. thanks for hosting
>>573528140uh-oh, gassy!
>>573531267Because her body is absolute SEX
>>573531358Super Creek did this to me..
>>573531628>>573531646Goo goo babies has taken over the general...
fun
>>573528421stego's little body makes the big pregnant belly so much hotter
>>573531267But she doesn't, she simply doesn't sound as much like an anime girl. But there were plenty of women in Japan that I noticed sound like her, which probably just means she has a common accent.
>>573531281I love getting my arm destroyed every other day
>>573531293Results>>573531387Thanks for joining bwo>>573531491Yeah there's too much RNG alright. Btw Turbo Sprint is pretty good for fronts this CMNext50693385
>>573531706
>>573529321explains how she can afford all the merch
AGEMASEN!
>>573531116
Why is Umama training Bakushin
>>573528421female trainers are kinda cucks coded
Someone post that one image of Teio thanking McQueen while about to do finish the job the third fracture couldnt
>>573531771>50693385annoyed when all my gamble shit is delayed across everyone
>>573531116i, too, think this is rigged
>>573531706>>573531854they talk about greed like this in the bible
>>573529446I thought this was a new pregyabe at first glance...
>>573531901>10goodness
>>573531854>Y2 Summer, already 600 on the important stuffThis is a fun run>>573532019EAT MY ASS
Do I take runaway and 777 or will it brick my girl?
>>573531771ResultsNext44452953
>>573532056I would Umama
>>573532087holy fuck why are these lobbies camped in 20 seconds
>>573532175give you one guess
>>5735320582 gold recoveries minimum with that statline
>>573532175Guess who is awake and joins every single lobby known to man
>>573531116>>573532008i dont even know any of these umas besides bright
me waking up wanting ****
>>573532087ResultsAmazing photo finishNext11302645
>>573532425Umama...
>>573531681I have become Creek's goo goo baby
>>573532218He never joins mine anymore....
>>573532262>she sees my penis
>>573532175>>573532451actually i dont know why i bothered nvm
>>573532451ResultsNext74365641
>>573532262>she sees my bratwurst
I forgot I even had SR Fuku in my deck because her chain didn't start until November in Senior Year. So much for free Right-Handed, so I cope with Outer Post Proficiency. And coped again with her power being below what I'd like and didn't feel comfortable double circling any of my other greens so rolling on Lucky 7 lmao.But she rolled Head-On from a Pasa arrow and my other two aces have proper Groundwork setup, I can gamba enough with her.
>it's literally the same 3 people again and again in lobbies How is this any fun
>>573532262>she sees my cum bottle
umama joining every single lobby, of courseI'd take ten threads of Vposting before I'd suffer Umama's existence
Someone else host rooms please
>>573531681
Death of a General
>>573532819Too bad because they are in the same club now and being obnoxious
>>573532812do NOT keep any cum bottles by the way especially if you don't live in a cold area, your cum immediately turns brown the day after and it smells like the worst thing everor so I was told by someone I know
>>573532870I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>573532978
>>573532713Results>>573532710Don't give up bwo. Sprints are pure RNGNext57161596
>>573533039
>>573532214Bwo it's a Sprint, how much is Runaway possibly going to drain it
>>573531281
post something cute
>>573533185
>>573533071im way too jobber for these lobbies i cant break out with 1199 powermy oshi maruzen is just emotional support atp
>>573532056
>>573533145youre so right go ahead and use runaway for the sprint no one tell him anything
>>573531598the mejiro genes are strong in her
>>573533316kill that thing
>>573533349uppity...
>>573533316sex with this thing
>>573533327>he missed out on the aptitudesmany such cases. I'm running like 14 sprint sparks and it happens to me more often than not
>>573533071ResultsAnon got podium! So did I!>>573533268Maybe try 3 pacers. Even with the buff, pulling up a solo front is difficultNext57986034
>>573531681I WANNA SUCKLE
>>573533527>57986034swap oguri and immediately winmid-race is important I guess
>>573532978Bwo...
>>573531116Hmm?
Is yuri so popular here, because modern American man lives in a polycule of 5guys centered around a fat skank, which results in an altered state of mind incapable of processing monogamous thoughts? Umamusume
>>573533468Thankfully, this is my shitty attempt at making a TT uma, I don't care for CM.>>573533316ALMOND IS CUTE!? SHE IS FUCKABLE LIKER HER MOM IS FOR OYAKODON!?
>>573533743Kiss?
>>573533731I just wouldn't care if my wife had a girlfriend
>>573533527ResultsNext53664477
>>573533820I knew it. You have confirmed my worst fears regarding gen z.
>>573533935men are disgusting
how chopped am i (i wanna keep maruzen oshi but not having her card already hurts)
>>573533935it's not as if I'm pursuing a throuple but if it develops towards that, it wouldn't be an issue
>>573533918ResultsNext29346993
>>573534142You have killed romance, you communist animal
Umama owes me a kiss
>>573534142Kitasan molesting teio? No dignity
>>573534268umama is pushing 40 btwt. trusted source
>>573531281Broke a few ribs there
>>573534246>communistI'm in the armed forces so I have to be apolitical
>>573534324That's good because she will need to settle soon and that will be me
>be 26 >surrounded by uncs
>>573534434If you would share your wife, you would share everything else too
>>573534227EndGODS...Next61210783
>>573534493I'm 24 so YOU'RE the Unc here
>>573534551have you seen pace or late oguri win more often
>>573534551Ayo what was the Ayabe’s deck list?
>>573534493>>573534569Fuck off kiddies go play roblox
I turned 28 this year...
>>573534569wait a minute, im also 24
>he was borned before 2000wow dino anon
>>573534569>>573534780Me too
uma for (Me)?
I'm also 24...
>>573534790
>>573534879
Lots of young men here.
>Yanko's exhibit in Lemaire's café is so popular that they fucking expanded it
>>57353463911pwr2spd2wit
>>573534551Results. Based Doto win>>573534594From what I'm observing both /uma/ and public rooms, pace Oguri slightly gets more wins, but both are good>>573534639Sorry anon, hopefully the torena will see your post and shareNext31877153
Nobody asked
>>573535025Appreciate it!
>>573535015thank you for drawing the house forever GOAT
>>573534569Dia raping me.>>573534867Raping Chrono
>>573534115>no speed greens or s aptitudes on Marudespite that, I think that Maru can still compete enough on sprintkino, it just depends on how much you want to see Maru herself win and your other two umas have a more consistent skill set.
>>573535031RARE DOTO WINThank for the hostan!
>>573535125desu she was the first ace i prepped so i'll probably just spam her until registration. hopefully i can get bakushin guts to stop being an agemasen
>>573535031Results. Changing late Mayacchi for the third timeNext57093167
I saw someone wearing a wedding dress in real life todayUmamusume
>>573535370bue.....
>>573535370sorry, we were shopping for a wedding dress.
Good Night
>>573535538Good night
>>573535538night
>>573535000>Creek's VA is only 9 years older than meSad..
Give me an image for the next OP
>>573535367ResultsNext19769529
>>573535631Where smooch
>>573535367evil wins he he ho
dozo
>>573535685
>>573535728no u
>>573535538Goodnight
>barely on retention line>get 5 wins>50k+ past retention linethank god
>>573535819>>573535819>>573535819
im 18...
>>573535538umasumi
>>573535689ResultsNext57988128
