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>>573535819yallo
>>573535880Hi, smooch?
luv Kitasan Black, simple as
>>573535880stop skinwalking
Tachyon LOVE
>>573535819Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573535925I already did...at least give me some credibility
>>573535952How can you tell it's not her
I have an adult ningen fetish
>>573535925
>>573536067image ID
Reposting>>573536017>>573536017
Can I get one too?
>>573535983sex>>573536014marry sex baby making oyakodon generational sex with teio luna and speed
we should form a /uma/ polycule smooches for everyone!
Digitan LOVE
>>573536210Sharing is gay.
I'm gay
have you thinked about stop being gay
>>573536210we already have one you're just not invited
I turned 31 3 months ago...
>>573536210There's a clubcord for that
>>573536047But that wasn't you it was someone else apparently...
jigi
>>573536315it's ok Unc, this is a salaryman game anyway so if anything, we're invading your space
Big umagenda
>>573535819
>>573536294yes, came to the conclusion that not being gay doesn't yield any practical benefits to men
>>573536297Who's invited Name them
>>573536330it was and I got mad because you responded to a skinwalker post.
>>573536156Results. About fucking time Mayacchi...Next13287375
>>573536430I can't tell youuuuuu
i guess i have a 6*speed 3*stam ryan now
>>573536465put head on or neckneck on that chiyo pls
>>573536442wait no I DID smoochbut you also responded to a skinwalker postanyways you're an asshole
>>573536481You can>>573536442Stop cheating on nonnies...
>>573536315I'll be 31 in a few months. It doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would. Then again, I've been a victim of the gray mass of feeling nothing for the better part of a decade. King Halo ass in my face.
uma feet?
V please save this thread
ohnono your kita avatar whore favors other anons now...
>>573536465ResultsNext61951569
dotoposters owe me something
>>573536716They would never throw ME away thoughI'm simply built different
>>573536716Umama was always a slut
maruzensky LOVE
>>573536880Based older woman enjoyer
hello /uma/ i have been gone for a while and I'd like to ask what happened to some of the stuff I used to see here and haven't.1. there was always a guy who would post "Teio!" with a soundpost of Teio doing the teio step thing at the start of each thread2. people would give terrible CM advice with picrel3. feels like people were meaner back then too
I dropped my brownie on the floor
>>573537050AHAHAHAHA Ogurifag deserved
>>573537026teiobros been gone for monthspeople still give terrible advice with oguri.png, its just less common now because >mant killed a chunk of the population off and>most people understand well enough so that its harder to gaslightpeople are meaner now, its just more pointed to a few select people. because this threads just become a henhouse for gossip
>>573537026MANT raped everybody's minds unfortunately, also Teiobro was bullied for being fat and brown
>>5735370503 second rule unless your floor is filthy
i'm LOOPIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Doto...
>>573536775ResultsNext12686516
>>573537026The first one is a club hopping whore who left his club and changed his ritual post
>>5735370261) The whimsy died. The Teioposters turned to sucking off their fellow anons to survive.2) People stopped gaslighting and started straight up lying. Genuine malice behind every word.3) See above. No need for being mean if nothing you say is true.
>>573537026The general now exists for the some purpose of facilitating ERP
Who should be the MC of this gen other than the obvious Mirako pick
>>573537026Umama is the queen of the thread now
>>573537203Loop this *unzips*
>>573537026The original Teioposter died and we're left with the weird and deranged but still funny Teioposters
>>573537026MAMCHOU COME BACK
>>573537221>not censoring the Ogurifat winner's namebased
>>573535983those kingus are looking round and plump
>>573537310yet she reamains slient on the matter at hand...
if chiyofag didn't start gay erping the thread wouldn't be this way
>>573537425She's a slut
>>573537439I BLAME THE CHIYOFAG ALONG WITH MANT
>>573537439/uma/ was always gay but he was the one who opened pandoras box
>>573537313I don't fw u like that nigga that's not cool
>>573537026teio soundposter died of obesity
if umama didn't start hetero erping the thread wouldn't be this way
The thread would be fine if we started posting yuri again
cm16 status?
oh my god can you faggots just shut the fuck up already about this manufactured drama
>>573537578i remember seeing a screenshot of a guy posting the scale reading 400+ lbs, was that ever verified?
I can't resist the temptation to waste all my pink tickets
>>573537615Did one ace run and made two debuffers. I'm good to go.
>>573537636It turned out to be AIslop but the damage is already done
>>573537221Results>>573537417Shit. I didn't see. Well, it's an impressive Oguri anyways. GomenasaiNext57334698
>>5735376153 aces doneNow I'm looping in preparation for GL auto parent farming
>>573536807Doto has a disgustingly lewd body that's only good for rough sext. Doto the horse on Doto the uma
>>573537668
>>573537615I MADE 7 DIFFERENT MUTATED ACES BECAUSE OF HOW FUN THE NEW UNITY IS AND I WILL USE THEM ALL
JOB'S NOT FINISHED
>>573537575You're loopin on it crazy style
Tomorrow will be worse
7 and the thread gets better, 4 and Shiraoki-sama appears in my room to beat me to death, anything else and the thread gets worse
7 and the original teiobuhi comes back
>>573537991here i'll double itif this is a 7 the next ONE HUNDRED threads will get EXPONENTIALLY worse
Tomorrow will be better
>>573537793mr doto would say this
>>573537583Maybe he should've stopped attentionwhoring
>>5735380507 is supposed to be for good, while 4 is supposed to be for bad, Shiraoki-sama told me so
>>573537768ResultsNext61824076
>>573537960Do not the Turbo
>>573536621You can pull on Ikuno Feetkus again, but I'm saving.>>573537615First draft of them are set and I feel good enough to hold off on refining them to not get Baku guts agemasen'd for a few days, taking time to try some dirt rotations since my CLUB WON'T STOP REQUESTING DIRT SASHES. Luckily I have about minimum 250 of a lot of them, but still
>>573538050TRIPLING IT ALL OR NOTHING BABY IF 7 THEN EVERY THREAD WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST ONEIF NOT THEN THIS GENERAL WILL NEVER HAVE A GOOD THREAD AGAIN AND WILL EOS IN 2 YEARS
All of this is actually my fault. Sorry, guys.
>>573538225>CLUB WON'T STOP REQUESTING DIRT SASHESMaybe you should sashay away to a better club
7 and Shiraoki-sama rapes me
>>573537258I do proper ERP and can't wrap my head around why people bring up half-assed ERP attempts to generals/threads from blue boards.
>>573538271FREEDOM
>>573538271SAVED
>>573538387>Shiraoki-sama wants us to move on from /uma/Bwos don't forget me...
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT'S HAPPENING
>>573537852Now that I think about it my original plan was Spechud but she never got a sprint inspiration Maybe I should try again
>>573538345attentionwhoring
>decide to fuck it and roll 200 on S.Maru>got 3 LB S.Maru>but only 14k carats left for Light Halo / TachyonIt's over for me but it is what it is.
>>573538470discord raid
>>573538438ResultsNeed 10 mins then I'll keep up with the rooms
consider Rose Kingdom
>>573538387>>573538424screaming hours
>>573538630Cute Journey
>>573538315I already counter it by requesting Haruten sashes. So it's a battle of who can be the most evil in it and everyone's requests are still being fulfilled within 4 hours. Maybe danchou will cut the nonsense into sashimi and push it back to shoes.
>>573538271ALL IN 17 BLACK LET IT RIDE
>>573538709he can do it trust the umaplan
>>573538714>Haruten sashesMore club points for me
>>573538571cute
Umas that would try to get pregnant from their trainers discarded condom?
>>573538345damn…
>>573538895Don't worry, I believe
Only have one last run before it ends, and I doubt I'll be able to get LG, which sucks, but I still should be able to keep top 200 or so, maybe even top 150, which is far better than my initial goal of 500. Now I have to learn how to train with 4 different card types rather than just 3.
kingu love and devotion
*sluuuuuuuuuuurp*
Decided to try the bottom option during her 2nd chain and it really was the agemasen one with Nothing Ventured lvl 3 hint
>>573539017>c*ndoms
>>573539096you got this!
Doing a few more runs75391991
>>573539017Dober would insist you use a condom while secretly hoping that you say no.
>>573539017It's one thing for an uma to babytrap their trainer, it's another for the trainer to be afraid to leave due to knowing there'd be a suicide if not murder suicide
Dober should've been flat
>>573539446time to see if the Turbo Sprint you mentioned works lol...
>>573539431This samefagging is patheticGet some friends or something
>>573539414>>573539490Dober isn't a pervert like this.Dober isn't interested in teenaged pregnancy while still in high school and an active athlete.
>>573539017>condoms
Gossiping is good
>>573539569It does but it's too late. You need to be accelerating already or in a good position for it to matter
>>573539017my uma would make holes
ugh...
>>573539520Damn that's brutal. You're trapped. Having breeding sex with your mentally ill trainee...
mr cute belly
please don't cheat your trainee with Tazuna
>>573539887She's thinking about trainer sex
>>573539937>7 Shiraoki-sama provides
>>573539414>>573539490>disgusting m*id fantasies about Dober
>>573539446Results. 3 fucking lengths, holy shit monster Ogurin>>573539569I-it works bro, but RNG is always at work you seenext33340163
>>573540138Dober would be hypnotised by my stinky filthy cock
>>573540150it could wor-wait my fucking suzuka got 3rd in that hell?
uma with a gun
next bread will be YEAST MODE
>>5735401506/9 Please join
>>573540414I told you Still! Trainer x Trainee is immoral!!!
>>573540451i shant be provoked to join by way of lust provoking image
>>573539616i'm not him anon i wish everyone here good luck when playing
spent another day and 5 borrows fishing for Sprint S on a G aptitude uma award
>>573540759Can you wish me good luck
>>573540150ResultsNext75700382
>>573540829good luck!
>>573540873boy I sure loved watching my Bobo just give up lmao
>>573540759wtf oguribros are so kind and cool
>all these double debuff compsFuck themI'll be a honest playerI'll do 2 aces one debuffer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZYkYLmV_igIt's up
>>573540882Thanks man
>>573537026I'm a mean TeioposterI have gaslighted anonsIt's a job someone has to do
>>573539017me>>573539414they're hot if your man is able to shoot lots and cover you with them
>>573537026It sounds like you've either forgotten some stuff or are confused since I always give good advice
>>573541010thanks bwo i need this
They instant ko'd my cock
>>573540873Results>anon's late Maya wins first try while mine kept jobbing all this timeUmazing>>573540949This time she did better!next50554038
>>573541327honestly I'll take it for now, and rebuild the rest of the lineup lol, good luck with the rest of the lobbies
To be a fashionable mercenary is to be a
>>573541049Brat.
>>573541254the manager killer team
buy an ad
>>573541010oh yeah bros spittin fax
>>573541087>>573536407
>>573541010is he still recommending MANT or did he backpedal from that
>>573541173cute Rice
uma with a big gun
flat as justice
>>573535819You guys bought the right skills?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZYkYLmV_ig
>>573541667can you tldr anon i can't understand his sdfjkgldfgkldfj way of speaking
>>573541327Fuck yeah Mayacchi, don't give up the fight!>>573541401Thanks for joining bwo!next95274144
>>573541010>still making guides after being filtered by MANTsloptubers truly have no shame
Can i get a few cute mcqueen nonnies to drain me please?
>>573541049Rape
A subclass of a gardeners could be known as a
I think its hilarious u kids talking about VF. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at the racetrack, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
how do we make the thread worse?
>>573542038I stopped caring about him when he started on the HRT bullshit, another discord grooming victim
>>573542038>hes jackedwhen will they ever learn
>>573541010>>573541667ummmm VFbwos why is he recommending unity? i thought he said we're still making aces on MANT??????????????
>>573542038Our bike Umama crushed him though like a bug
>>573537026I miss Teiobro. I hope he's not dead of a heart attack like the rumors said.
To properly label what a sickness does to a person they tend to start with
>>573541547Did in fact backpedalSloptubers are genuinely maliciousIf you listened to him at first you would have wasted the first week of prep time only for him to drop a guide on you that overturns everything he said for sweet ad revenue when you inevitably rewatch it a dozen times to try and catch upScum of the earth
>>573542038Fuck off VF
>>573541818Urara spotted! Basednext88260431
Surprised it took so long for someone to steal sweepydev's shitHe released the original Icarus over 6 months ago with all the headless networking already mapped out and functional with the only thing missing being the training logic
>>573542038>hangs out with the hottest dudes
>>573542243Probably realized he couldn't gaslight anyone anymore
Sprint S and feather or Turf S + High Spirits?
>>573542493turf s wins
>>573542493Run them and find out
You guys are fucking retarded
>>573542592No I'm not, I'm a virgin
>>573542329Another win for Urara+debuffers. Nice strategynext76780359
>>573542185More ?
>>573538571the only uma that shares my birthday
>>573542341clownzzero didn't know what he was looking at 6 months ago
>>573538630...what are you doing down in the tokyo cisterns, journey?
how does summer Golshi works, you just slap two golds on uma and that's it
>>573542743the lone wolf would NNEVER be the driver
>>573542901Since it always activate at the medium part of the race you'd want to slap all gold velocity with her
>>573542901Slap 2 gold debuffs and profit
>>573539620she is a pervert tho
>>573542739That was a nice fight for the first place, currenbronext
>>573543063Next went to the backrooms...
>>573543063Next, the abyss...
>>573542901Could you rephrase the question in english
Curren is probably the only Uma I've seen so far that doesn't look right in this outfit.
>>573543063>next>post nothingYeah, time to stop. Last one>>573543114>>573543145It's owari da bwos...5777115857771158
>>573543173She's too cute to wear worker's outfits
>>573541407ANOTHER GERMAN
A drummer needs to understand
>>573541992this one's outfit is kinda cute
ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)We'll also host the Calstone 1000 on thread #3000, check it out.
>>573543224Why did they dress like that though
>literally the first trainingAlso, this thread is kinda slow.
>>573543173i dress like this
Did V get banned?
>>573543063My sprint S...
>>573542119R O U N D
>>573542592I would probably enjoy life more if I was
>>573543397I want to look at Digitan's umanko
>>573543205Results. Another victory for Urara. Tsuyoi...Thanks everyone for joining!
>no practice poor>0% failure chance>failed training???????????????????????and it was training with 3 spirit burst too, what the fuck
>>573543345gotta show off the goods
>>573539638I would never stop going raw inside of this uma
>>573543369>this thread is kinda slow.There's not much to talk about, i find sprints sorta boring. We're at about the same speed as the /vm/ guys. But honestly a slower thread beats drama and low quality shitposting.
Why does Cygames give so much love to Nice Nature and King Halo?
>>573543390Yes you can kill yourself now
>>573543715Why not?
>>573543738Thank goodness...
>>573543797They are weak horses.
>>573543715Because they're based
>>573543803Bwo...
>>573543630Me on the right
>>573542741
>>573543849Based on what?
>>573543925
>>573543961My cock
Cock....
>>573543797Cute butt. Marriage.
Umasumi
boysex
So what's more important, 1.3k speed + pow, or 1.2k spd + pow +some guts?
>>573544028Curren...........
>>573544115if you have sprint S you can cope with 1.2k speed
>>573544028Teiobro...
>>573544115Cock....
If you fancy an uma, you should give her some
>>573544262Falco...
>>573543894laurel adds another flower petal tattoo for each birth
>>573539414I sat here laughing at this post for a solid minute, I don't know why I found it so funny
IM RICH
>>573544038
what da fug
>>573544404Damn that's so fucking hot if only there was more art like that
>>573544624explode die hentai
reminder that if you ever gave sega money you funded the satono clan
>>573544574...why is she doing this?
>>573544574
>>573544624You tried rerolling that?biblical greed
>>573544676thought sky and digitan were her torena
>>573544674Telling Dia that I bought a playstation, contributing to the death of Sega consoles!!!
>>573544676To sexually excite me
>Kitasan's career keeps talking about Brusquement>check race list>it's some random fucking mobWHO THE FUCK IS BRUSQUEMENT BRO
>>573544887Duramente before they got the rights
>>573544887it's durara before they got the umarights
>>573544674Maybe I was wrong about Dia-chan
>>573545094>>573545023do they ever update kitasan's career with duramente?i hear they never updated poodolfs career with ace or cock ball
>>573545113
Man, my non-/uma/ club got really horny out of nowhere.
>>573545210they don't want to see the fraudperor get raped
duramente turned white...
I'm going to tell Satono Diamond that the Game Gear was a piece of shit.
>>573543894Lustful trainees
>>573545267Are these the fabled mcqueen nonnies?
>>573545380But both controllers and kb/m are game gear and I'd say they're pretty good
>>573545267mcfat would groom people in discord like this
>>573545459Sorry, the Sega Game Gear handheld console.
>>573545267No... not the mackqueen pfpsI thought they were nice or fatties what the fuck is this
https://x.com/relink_official/status/2075415524637630908
>>573545216I owe Dia sex.
>cheval grand and sisters all have the same owner because the owner was just a big fan of their MARE mother hmmm based
>>573545719*abandons you after senior year*
>>573545267I'd reply
>>573546009she was also a FREAK with no tail
>>573545938sexo
>>573546060Air Groove really knows how to make em
>one trick irl toreinas do to give horses confidence is to pair them with a 'jobber' training horse and always tell the jockeys to rig it so they win during the practice racelmao
>>573546204Perfect for anal
I hate being employed
>>573546253Yeah, that's is what Seabiscuit used to do before he was finally given a chance.
>>573546304sadly can't tug on it to make her tighten up
>>573546204Horses can have no tails?
Do you guysrun extra raceson Unity?
>>573546253i do this with gold city
>>573546234Love stuff like that
>>573546334Seabiscuit is so fuarking ready for a uma adaptionglobal anni only uma soon
>>573546320it's worse to be not retired and being unemployed
>>573546498My daughter is so fucking cute
>>57354640619-25 total usually
>>573546234Aruvu would definitely make for an awesome mom. She knows what it feels like to not have parents.
>>573546060>*abandons you after senior year*thats how you get murdered
>>573546362this is what she looked like, I think it was some kind of congenital rarity
>>573546995Can confirm. My mom had a tough upbringing that ended up making her a very good mother to me, as fucked up as that is to say.Aruvu feels like she'd be the same. She knows what it's like to he neglected so she'd never let that happen to her child.
i have eczema on one side of my nipple
Admire = mental illness?
>>573545380
>>573547220Admire means they're cute, actually.
>>573539320>Memories flooding in of people doing this in movie theaters
>>573547220Easy fix
>all these whites>nothing good
>>573547436deck and what are you farming for?
>>573537292Kris S
>>573547436uhhhhhh any rickey greens?
>>573545719>author: buena vista
>>573547465I'm farming for racing spirits and ignited spirits (from parents and grandparents) with uma stan and on the attack whites, nothing good so far.Deck is whatever.
>>573539937FUKU IS NOT MENTALLY ILL!
>>573547220yes
>>573547220>>573547416>>573547706
>>573547436Bloated with race sparks
>>573547706>after she finds out she's pregnant with twins
>>573547689fuku is incredibly mentally illshe's schizophrenic and suffers from manic depression
Is ignited spirit: Guts worth getting?Seems like it could be a decent gamble skill that at least provides a tiny bit of speed if it activates late. However, I doubt I will have enough guts on my team to get the full value.
>>573547827LIES AND SLANDER. She is a bit moody and eccentric, but has a good heart...
>>573546253Horses have confidence? It makes me wonder if they ever feel an emptiness because they're not running anymore
>>573547220Then what does vega mean
>>573548003That she had a fucked up hair line
>>573548003sex
>>573537439True
>>573548003She uses a mask and a claw gauntlet on the weekends
>>573547891Just because she's mentally ill doesn't mean she doesn't have a good heart anon.
>>573547891She's mentally ill because she likes someone like us. But I'm also mentally ill because I like her back.
I think auto is gonna make me come to this thread less. Usually I'm here with the game running in the background
>>573548267That can only be a good thing anon
I think auto is gonna make me come
>>573548324but I'll miss you guys and also not be up to date with the thread memes
I think auto is gonna make me run to this thread less. Usually I'm here with the game coming in the background
Three Big Biwas…
>>573548263Boy?sex
>>573548494Big head...
>>57354449115 CARATS CYGENEROUS!!!
>>573548494Wow, what are the odds? Did you unlock all 3 of your sales all at once from doing you 3 daily races together?
>>573547893kitabros.....
>>573547220Admire = great wives and moms
>>573548003slut
>>573546253>to give horses confidence is to pair them with a 'jobber' training horse and always tell the jockeys to rig itthey do this in uma musume too. for example, king halo's roommate is haru urara
>>573548494BIG LOVE
>>573548818Beta Oru... how I miss you...
>>573548818Does that mean...Rice...Taishin...
>>573548818We get it Umama
>>573548818aaah
>>573548990
>>573548990VILLAINS would do this
>>573548990she'd definitely shave herself clean just so her lolicon trainer won't abandon her
>>573549103Villains = bald umankosHeroes = hairy umankos?
>>573549182I'm not a lolicon...
>>573549198I don't believe youPost ZRR's bush
>>573548990You're slutty again
is rice REALLY a loli or just small like dream journeyis she merely pretending to be innocent??
>>573549298Most people consider Journey a loli anyways.
>>573549298Nowadays flat and below average height is enough to consider a character loli so sure
>>573549298she's small and acts like a loli but isn't exactly a loli herself, that is why she is a villain
Is Helios the only happy gyaru?
>>573549230...a villain
>>573549427Forever Young
>>573549462Nepobabies don't count
Rob is a hero!
>>573547893Everyone keeps overexaggerating IRL Goldshi but he might be the best example of pure confidence
>>573549501I dunno man only a confident horse would do the TEIO STEPPU
Okay but would Curren shave or be bushy
>>573549605She trims it to form a sexual demon tattoo
>>573549427palmer seems pretty cheerful by and large
>>573549605I feel like the majority of trainees would shave because when your hair gets long it feels pretty gross when it's sweaty.I can also imagine a world where it's too much effort for them though, it's not like they'd have much hair at that age and it's not like they're sleeping around so the sense of aesthetics has less of an incentive.Curren definitely shaves though, she likes feeling cute.
>>573547827She's mentally ill because her sister died and she feels like it's her fault for not being good enough
>>573549103>>573549198Rice is a HERO
>>573549692Her career has her grappling with the weight of the Mejiro name and her own mediocrity/lack of drive constantly and it takes pretty much until the very end for her to break out of that shellif Helios wasn't the best groupie out there, I could see Palmer's career be about quitting running professionally after her 3 years are up or even before that
>>573549605Her UmaFans followers prefer her shaved
>>573549796Some women love smegma so I'm sure some umas love their trainers to taste and smell their sweaty and smelly umanko hair and crust
>>573549443I must reconsider. How strong is ZRR?
>>573549418how devilish....
>>573549896Gameplay terms?Not a lotSex terms?EXTREME
curren has meaty roast beef flaps
this meta makes me sour
Post retirement Creek
>>573550070she definitely has pussy surgery
>>573550081Creek's sour puss...
>>573550081Why
>>573550081casually hit UF off some bullshit
is urara a loli
>>573550047I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>573550058Noooooo. I thought she was holding her breasts behind a book
>>573549896Very
Cool
How much distance is Sprint S vs Sprint A?
>>5735503410.6L assuming just raw stats
>>573549896GRAND HERO!
>>573550435Does CMs count as G1?
>>573550487Yes
>>573550487Its a major race
holy peak suzukas main story chapter is kino
>>573550571why did agnes kidnap and drug the trainer to give him schizophrenic visions of her irl death?
suzuka is an overrated flat bitch
>>573550743I'll give you a pity (You)Try harder with your bait next time
>>573550770Sex with
my daring gf tact
>I'll give[-]
Suzuka would win against Equinox in Akiten
>>573550862I miss Daring Tact …
>>573550862mares are dangerous...
Orenjis and Pearl
What did Creek and Maruzensky mean by this?
>>573551071They're drinking juice
>>573551071they're drinking torena juice
>>573551071they're drinking juice
>>573550862Her bikini bottom is kinda exposing...
>>573550732because funny>>573551085>
>>573551071they're drinking girl juice
>>573549798how many umas have guilt complexes from their sisters dying
>>573550945
>>573550271>still holds the arima kinen recordwhat the fuck
I told my trainee to spend time with her family over Christmas break as a nice treat(without telling her that it's because I wanted to spend time with my ningen girlfriend), only to find out my date is her older sister
>>573550137
>>573551284she's just that strong
>>573551284You can submit your apology form now
>>573551071that they're drinking juice
>>573550271Yeah, but maybe she would just be cuter if she lost the glasses and got a more modern hairstyle?
>>573551426I'll kill you
>>573550732>in anime suzuka breaks her leg, dies, and goes to america (the promised land)>in game she doesnt break her leg ever but it significantly hints that she shouldve>manga untranslated so I will never knowhow many more timelines are there?
>>573551426I actually don't like her titsI find them rude and unfitting of a small librarian type
lol my Wedding Maya and Taiki both with well above speed cap statline and sprint S both hit Budding/Shooting/Ignited and got beaten by a Kawakami with Sprint A, 1150 speed, and like 3 golds. Sprint is 100% gamble lmao
>>573551498Take as many as you think and multiply that by as many cuties as you haven't kissed yet
small and shy girls with enormous gazongas are the greatest
>>573551426i think you should be torturednot to death, just for like a while
Fine Motion popped my UG cherry
>>573551643Like, for a day? For a week?
>>573551597yesget three good aces then remake team trials or do parent runs
>>573551627zero more timelines
>>573551284Behind every big record, is a big nige giving their all. Say hello to the 2nd fastest Arima Kinen finish
wtf is a cutie
Tachyon is gonna put her trainer in the hospital one day with her experiments
>>573551754
:(
>>573551754Nonnie...
>>573551498The one where you hopefully die soon
>>573551781The guilt from hospitalised her dearest trainer...would be amazing.
>>573551690I think my Taiki is top class for what I can do despite being only SS. My Digitan needs to be remade. My Wedding Maya is slightly suboptimal and I will remake her as well (Sprint S and Fast Learner should get me something very competitive).
>>573551781She makes sure that nothing serious can happen and the worst is some mild inconveniences. She is deathly afraid of hurting her tore but doesn't show it, and hides behind her aloof, eccentric personality. She dedicates a tremendous amount of her smarts to her trainer's safety, despite being able to push scientific progress much faster if she hadn't. She also frequently tests her own concoctions
100 children
>>573551992All it takes is one slip up
>>573552130that's alot
i don't even have her card equipped
>>573552130That’s not possible
>>573550271Rob Roy fans be liek omg did you know she holds the heckin Arima record she's very strong you know??????? are you ready to apologize now even though you didn't do anything wrong to her tho????????? being a ZRR fan, it makes it so obvious that ZRR is so heckin unappreciated le sigh
>>573552254It's a sign you two are a perfect couple
>>573552309>rice shower be like let me be a heel and ruin great careers, and proceed to die
>>573550435Glad she has a fairly easy to get unique epithet
>>573552409rude
I have>a decent base curren>a mid taiki>a lazy debuffershould I make a 3rd ace? fix my taiki? I can only pick between pace bono, or late king and groove
>>573552184every time I see those pics of umas with unbelievable huge pregnant bellies I can only imagine them giving birth to thousan of spiders after their bellies open, 8 legs with the face of a baby tanuki uma
>>573552409>heel>look inside>more favorite horse votes than McQueen and Bourbon
My fellow umadacchis, I come to you with a dire question:Do I buy an AR-15 at my local gun store that costs 500 bucks?
>>573552145Mhm nyo... I won't allow that to happen
>>573551754your claw machine reps?
post something cute
>>573552690why do you need one
>>573552690The humble Nugget is the only rifle you need
>>573552668they're just smelly smarks who thinks they're better for cheering the wrong guy
>>573551071It's the type of trainer they want>someone to pamper>someone who will pamper them
>>573552690please don't do it in a school leave those to the government
>>573551836That's not very cutie patootie of you nonny
>>573552725Because it’s my constitutional right to own a firearm. Also I want to go hunting so it’s either this or a shotgun
>>573552271The umamusume King Halo will always live in the shadow of her mother
>>573552715
>>573552690why the fuck is something like that so cheap???
>>573552856I thought you get hunting rifles from Dick's not an AR-15
>>573552761Cope
SAMSON BIG WHERE ARF THOUGH
>>573551992>>573552701Sometimes, I think Reddit had a point.Tachyon IS cute.
My penis hurts.
>>573552896Because they want you to shoot people anon. As many people as possible with as little oversight as possible. Here is some random bullshit in your news feed to piss you off and slowly make you more angry as time goes on.
>>573552896Rifles are cheap because Shiraoki-sama demands that the glowies in the student council be put down like the blight they are
>lose URA finals>click cancel because I want to see the opponent>CAN'T TRY AGAINEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>573552896The American Dream baby
>>573552409somehow jobbed to Twin Turbo
>>573552690Ayabe posters shouldn't buy guns
>>573553137>lose ___
>>573552690$500 bad new? I love this country
>>573553023Dont let other tell you what you cant and can like. Thats pretty gay
Smooches?
>>573553259I like Tachyon but no sugarcoating will remove the shame from my soul for those feelings.Everytime I post my top 15 Uma I get called a redditor...
>>573553023What? Tachyon has always been cute
>>573553325Dont worry about it.
>>573553325Letting others' judgement affect what you like and what you don't like is, like, the gayest thing in the worldkill the part of you that cringes, anon
>>573553325I want to like tach but I only train fronts and latesI don't recall late tach is a thing...
>>573553445>late tachyou mean bioterror Tachy?
>>573553325There are only 2 umas we genuinely dislike here, you are fine
>>573553503I don't dislike any umas
>>573553416Thankfully the shame and love are seperate.I'd never hate my favorite trainees no matter what people here say.I just wish I didn't feel ashamed of my poor taste in kemonomimi. But shame is good, it keeps the tism in check.
>>573553559Me neither, at worst I am indifferent
I fucking hate Chiyono and Teio.
>>573553360This is NOT cute.
>>573552690Eh cheaper than the P320-M18 i was looking at picking up next month for $675You may as well
>>573553503Those being?
>>573553503no uma is actually disliked here, the opinion of 1 or 2 schizos is irrelevant
>>573553738NTR & Chiyo
>>573553690Why not?
>>573551284And Tosen Jordan had the Autumn Tenno Sho record until Equinox broke it in '23, same year he got that "best horse in the world" title.
>>573553852Hating an avatarfag /= Hating the uma
>>573553891.... that retard was a strong horse?
the open leauge community i frequented imploded so there's no reason to minmax A+ umasguess ill go back to graded
>>573553734>shakurglowie out of nowhere
>>573553939Dont call Jordan a retard...
I'm doing a King Halo cheerleeader run.Need King Halo slutty outfit.
>>573553734Thank you Shakur anon. I will purchase it in two days on my day off
>>573553939
>>573553986retard, as in fuckable
>>573553986Then maybe she wouldn’t have chosen such a retarded outfit
>>573553852We love Chiyo here
>>573553962I hang out sometimes>>573554019Dont do anything i wouldnt do anonAnd always rememberHave fun!
>>573554019It's over, those kids stood no chance at all
>>573554106>we
>>573554106>we....
>>573554091>>573554029I WANT A GYARU DAUGHTERWIFE SO MUCH
>>573552896Guns are also relatively cheap in my third world country but everyone is broke so there's no leeway to buy one lol
>>573554106>We
the chiynotes have been updated
>>573554105That's it! No more pocket burgers for (You)!
>>573554272>I want a whore daughterwife
>>573554272
>>573554105Maybe you shouldn't be so gay
>>573554164>>573554209Nah. I just saw it when I was looking up ammunition for my pistol and pogged. I aim to go hunting later this year and want some options (other rifles will be bought later on)
>>573554164>>573553734
>>573554106We are saying this
>>573554375gambled and lost
You have been visited by the sprint fuku of golden skills. Easy trainings and lucky chansformation attempts will come to you but only if you respond to this post with "more golds for you, fuku!"
>>573554418But he won?
>>573553360why is laurel looking like that
>>573554460You can get 9 on a REAL TT highroll. 7 is like average.
*Splurt*
>>573554494Like a succubus ?
Today I will post it.
>>573554557AIEEEEEEEE
>>573554468>gyaru>wonanon, sluts aren't a prize...
>>573554375Gambling is fun.Kind of wish there was one of those 100 block roll images for Uma.
>>573554520You fucking bitch don't do that
>>573554557You guys love this webm so much. I hope 2 years later once we're in Yanko wit card this still gets posted.
>>573554590its animeland, stop being an incel
Only Helios, Gold City, and Forever Young are hot in their group
>>573554596there's a lot of that on instagram tho?
shit ass game
>>573554460more golds to you, fuku!
>>573554615There are a lot of things I hope never change here.But they will. Many of these moments will become forgotten memories as we move on to the next shitpost.Such is life.
>>573554460more golds for you, fuku!
>>573554557i came...
Bring unto me the rooms
>>573554615it is one of the greatest uma webms
>>5735544607 and people who don't reply get easy trainings and lucky chansformation, 4 and I take on all of the bad luck of others
>>573554460more gold for you, fuku!
>>573554630I caved and pulled for her after finishing the event story. 200 pulls and I only got 3 3*s. Drained by GolGol...
>>573554630Gold Ship sexo
For a joke character Ticket's alts sure goes hard
>>5735548657 and I rape Shiraoki
>>573554958Because she cute
>>5735549687 and I rape you tenderly
yay
>>573554898She has to know how sexy she is
7 and Shiroaki-sama has to make me happy
>>573554667
Shiraoki-sama approves of rape(kind)
Tard love!
>>573554898don't make me fap to Golshi
I'm in love with Chiyo's not-parent (Maruzensky)
>>573555125
>>573555007Uuuuh
>>573554460more golds for you, fuku
>>573555186why is her body so rude
>>573555186Thus retard shouldn't be allowed to be sexy
>>573555174now this WE like
>>573555001Hayahide says thisTaishit would never
alien umanko...
>>573555310
>>573555310You can't post that
>>573555310my semen goes in there
>>573555310Maruzensky wouldn't shave.
>>573555310that's my wife, please delete this
>>573555310Chiyono came out of there
>>573555440your wife's umanko feels good
>>573555310I can see it!
>>573555450why doesn't Chiyo have the cherry blossom eyes anyways
I'm bored so I'm gonna read y'all Manhattan Cafe's original profile>Manhattan Cafe - An Uma Musume with beautiful, jet-black long hair. At first glance, she has a slightly frightening side, as if you cannot tell what she is thinking, but in truth she is single-mindedly devoted to her trainer. She takes part in races in search of a pleasure she cannot obtain anywhere else. In her own words: “If I had not been born as an Uma Musume, life might have been so boring that I would have become a criminal...” She is actually also active as an actress.
>>573555510ulala took them
>>573555510Only virgin sakuras have them
>>573555515Based edgelord
I find it funny that both Agnes and Matikanes share a dorm room together
>>573555515
Marry your fellow humans damn it
>>573555310Like half of Tracen came out of there
holding hands with the tard
>>573555515I kind of like this draft more than the paranormal one we got. I like this flavor of racing autist.
>>573555649No, I cannot!
>>573555602why's an arbiter of the Head at tracen
I just finished my King Halo run.She's so good at all distances it's insane. Truly a king.
Tosen and Chiyo face the same predicament: their mothers are hotter
FINE ABORTION
should i get that new grubble game
>>573555686Don't call her that...
My trainee is so fucking cute and kind. Daughter material.
>>573555767>Pokke is hotter compared to Jordanmaybe if you gouged your eyes and impaired your brain first
Just transferred 200 umasGone...Like tears in the rain...
>>573554889She has a way to work her wiles, so I can't blame you.
>>573555827I dunno man, you tell me
>>573555792But she is the number one cow wife and rapist
>>573555827Next time just say you are gay
McQueen SUCKS
>>573555781sakura dumboyo o
>>573555970I'll Slam dunk her into the daughter zone and no one can stop me.
>>573555946Jordan is a honorary American and I will not allow you to slander her any longer
>>573555649Best I can do is sex and marriage with an adult woman (uma)
>>573555946her racing outfit is literally the same with Pokke but Jordan has fishnets on her chest (which makes it 10000000x more superior)
>>573555946Up there with Pokkes alt, what the fuck
>>573556056She'll rape you right into the marriage zone
>>573556056She'll force you into slam dunking a daughter into her
>>573556027
>>573555946>burger for breakfast she's going to get so fat when she retires
>>573555861A-A-AAAAAIIIIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS GOLSHI FORMA DE SEX DOING THE MATING DANCE
>>573552751White Death taught me all you need is an old Mosin-Nagant and balls of steel
>>573556345I wish that were me...
>>573556345Threesome with Palmer and Helios
We fucked
post something sleepy
Are you going to save for ramen fine motion?
>>573556559
>>573552690What brand?>>573552751Nuggets are more than 500 bucks anymore.>>573552896ARs are so prevalent that everyone makes them. >>573554396223/556 is fine for hunting you just have to be ammo picky. Good 62gr softpoint or an all copper tipped bullet is probably what you're going to want for durr hunting. Or pick up a cheap bolt rifle in something like 308 for more ammo options. Also check to see if you have a magazine size limit during hunting season.You post umas on /k/, you invite /k/ to your threads.
Super Creek may not have gotten her trainer to play goo goo babies, but she'll
Still zero aces for sprint CM awardAt this point I'm thinking of just sending my sprint B umas and hope my opponents fuck up and give me a couple wins to reach B finals
>>573556760
Every time I go to buy tools on Amazon, all I can find are cheap things from
>>573556527
>>573556559Rice sleep
>>573557038>>573556760I would never say no to goo goo babies with Creek
>>573557056I like her design. She looks fun to tease.
Playing a grappler in Street Fighter means you need to understand the value of a Thread queen Confusion showed up in this race
>>573556617I will if she wins me this cm
none of them finished their chain
>>573556354Showing her superiority.
ded
opera the huge oguri fanboy
If my team beats them, do you think they'd be called
>>573557601sorry, gooning to sexshi and my tp is empty, need to use my time on something
>>573557638Loser crew
>>573555602cafe doesnt have all that but i wish she would
Wanted to make a TT uma but clicked on MANT by mistake awardIve lost like 150 TP doing this by now
If double chocolate means it has two different types of chocolate, would you call double the same amount of one type
>>573557812just break the chains bwo
I test my terrarium PH levels with my Duo Perte and Jewel Nephrite are the other two if you're curious
Makween LOVE
Lancelot, for the sin of stealing Arthur's wife, should have been killed with
i kinda feel sad over the mejiroslike being absolutely dominating long distance racers feels like something prestigious until you realize all the money is in anything that the saudis lovemcqueen was a BEAST
Sometimes posting these makes me feel quite
>>573558337this is a good hair + face combo
>>573557958the cooler spechud
>can't reroll a bad turn>can't energy increase in case a really good training comes which always comes when you're low as fuck with energy and the retards who can purple flame do NOT flame>can't remove the random fuckass negative condition that popped out of nowhere without wasting a turn>can't clock G1 racesI miss MANT
spechud is never cool
>>573551992I want to pretend to be seriously injured from one of Tachyon's drugs!
>>573558635bro just go agane, it takes all 20 minutes
>>573558635You can still play on MANT, you know. Just get 9* speed 9* power and you'll get your UG nonsense too!
god i wish i was seduced by an evil woman at the a horseracing track who convinces me to put my money on a bad bet and then i lose it all and next day realize in my hangover that i even paid for her drinks
>>573558910chrono........
>>573558636Ahem
>>573558635That's part of why I went back to doing my aces in MANT. Unity is fun and fast, but the lack of control is frustrating.
>>573558821What kind of training is this
>>573558636I actually kind of like Spechud. She's not my favorite or anything, but I'd hang out with her
>>573559015Girlfriend training
>lack of control
>>573559049Now we are talking
why did they make chrono the keiba fag uma?did the real horse like watching races?
>>573559121Now now don't get Triggered
>>573559121Thats Digitans deal, they are recycling umas
>>573558821Could Agnes fully throat me to the base?
>>573559263digitan is an idol otakuchrono is a race otaku
Umas who would react negatively to you shaving your bush?
I train every single day,from musu-June through musu-May
>>573536565HISHI AMASEXOOOO
>>573559456Air Groove because she would want to shave it herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLU2_RtYo5k
>>573559764
we have to bakeand by we I mean you, baker san
holy umadol tax
>>573559860is she better than than quagwa in the UU meta game?
>>573559925>please take Yeppers bwo...I will you 9 bucks
>>573556749Naruhodo
>>573559925i remember these things being like $1 a decade ago because they're literally cheap ass plastic pucks that start disintegrating after a year. then again they didnt make them with anime characters but random western shit like simpsons and family guy
>>573559906was getting ready for a hospital visit soon but fine, before I go>>573560046>>573560046>>573560046
>>573560003Water/Ground was always a great typing
>>573557812>150 tp>at best 3 timesThis isn't just a simple mistake anon... that's adhd
>>573557638as in 'peak'
>>573562006Hey friend move to the new thread >>573560046
