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>>573560046who
AAAAAA FUCK YOU GAME
>>573560046She's so pretty....
>>573560086My ramen queen
wahey
now that I have acquired Ramen Motionhow do I install jp uma on steam?
>>573560169Feels like ages since I've seen you post thisGlad to see it again
can someone show me the guide to how to start great great parent farming from URA? Do I need groundwork or something still or just the racing spirit skills
>>573560087You've lost 5% rolls before, you could win this one for a change
>>573560003ohko by 4x opera bird stab leaf storm
>>573560201I think you need a Japanese steam account
>>573560115>>573560046Doto is cuter
>>573560206I mean you'd want gw if you're training a front, yeah. Though you could always borrow an ssr that gives it. Background training doesnt do scenario mechanics so what you really want is a ggp with racing spirit:stam so you can get it via inspiration
>>573560304thanks, and when do I need the dirt spark?is that the great gp too?
>>573560351yeah you ideally want full dirt sparks on your ggp and gggp so your eventual grandparent thats running auto can do the dirt g1s for extra affinity. It'll only matter if you can do those same dirt g1s on the parent though
>>573560339Maya isn't lewd
Where are all the cute anons?
>>573560205I like to post it at the start of the thread if possible, and most of the time I'll miss threads due to work or the fact that I'm sleeping
>>573560440No
>>573560471slugma
ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)We'll also host the Calstone 1000 on thread #1000, check it out
which /uma/ would watch MSI with me?
>>573560298Doto would be happier after a breast reduction
I'd touch some Grass if you know what I mean
>>573560606Taishin and Teio
>>573560630now i wonder what doto would look like with a flat chest
>>573560201>>573560276Nta but how do I get both the Japanese version and global version on my pc? Whenever I install one it overwrites the other
kek i beat camping taiki whale with flower get fuckedhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ICgGVKZjq5zxNiG0olQwitA6
>>573560703
>>573560606Nope but I'd watch porn with /uma/, like faphero.
>>573560758>fapheroThose are the videos where youre supposed to stroke to the beat right?Thats the goofiest shit Ive ever seen lmao
>>573560830Don't laugh at his hobbies wtf bro
>>573560710Check reddit, you need to make folders case sensitive or something
>>573560703Like this
>>573560830NOOOOO I'm gonna cry myself to sleep now
>speed cards too powerful>there is always a speed rainbow to tempt me even if i know i will just cap that shit early
>>573560830>>573560969Yeah!!! Beat it to the beat!@!!You do you bwo
I'm losing my fucking mindWhy can't i find ANY resource ANYWHERE that shows me what the fixed events in Unity Cup scenario are? I can find them for URA, i can find them for MANT, i CANNOT find them for Unity Cup specificallyI cant remember all the mood ups and other fixed events like that specific to unity, like the one mood up in October(?) of junior yearwhy the fuck can i not find that shit any fucking where
Bow to your one true king!
>>573561087Yes yes okay sure, but sex.
>>573561087there is almost none?most of them are simple stat up so who cares and the single mood up is in junior year
>>573560440>missed all of it earler
>>573560830porn addicts are something else lmeow
>>573561168so there's nothing else beyond the senior fan fest which was common to URA? No rando mood ups in senior february or some shit like that but specific to Unity?
fap hero fell off after 3 everyone knows fapband is the new hotness
team sexy
>>573561253you gotta separate career events that are shared among umas and scenario events
>>573561087There's choosing team mood up, raffle event, and after second inspiration. Rest is rng
Found a classic
Is S sprint not important this cm? My Oguri has A and is winning a decent amount.
>>573560830I nut to fucked up ai chatbots
>>573561407Not as important as turf S because most umas are having trouble accelerating to their top speed anyways
no horny
>>573560830You're supposed to play it with your bros and use an automatic stroker.
>>573561407often times your uma is still accelerating to her to speed during the final spurt so extra top speed doesnt do as much
>>573560830We don’t judge here nigga
>>573561407On pace not needed. On late it's a must have otherwise you are not catching up
>>573561332>Dober Ryanfinallyshe is saved
>>573561472just a little?
>get demoted to class 5>rage and rebuild half my team, get SS+ and UG ranks>start scoring 940kfuck this game sometimes, man
>>573561407>my OGURI is winningWowwwww
>>573561472Aren't you horny like all the time
>>573561472My beautiful wife Fine Motion..... would probably say this
>>573561412Dia wouldn't tie a used condom to her ear
>>573560863>>573560969>>573561048>>573561524Im not criticizing anon but IT IS a really goofy concept, I just cant take it seriously, that and HMVThey just remind me of those 2000's youtube anime music videos with Naruto and silly emo bands
>>573561927I use faphero to find good fap material and watch the original instead
>>573561608>>573561857I'm not your horny finemoposterhow can you not tell?
>giga pace room>pdm >blockedwhy is this fun again?
>>573561909
https://files.catbox.moe/5w24s9.mp3
>>573562027Umama is horny all the time
>>573562027Then piss off, we want umama
>>573562027All fineposters are horny thobeit
>>573562032Genuinely what else are you supposed to sayHer name is literally DIAMOND
McFatty cute
>>573562064Well yeah, Umama is perfect after all.
Beware of the orange.
>>573562209She's mine
>>573562220Just claiming what's hers
>>573561405>NBWFail.
>>573561927I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
>>573562257I wish to passionately make out with Silence Suzuka while running my fingers over her slender body
We need a trainee story where its blood related sibling incest with her trainer.
>>573562220umaKWAB
>>573562220All oranges?
how do you get racing spirit + skills and why are the + ones bad ?
Am I suppose to pop the extreme spirt bursts soon as I get them or wait for Summer?
>>573562424They are flat bonuses so idk why you'd wait for summer
>>573562424They don't scale with the facility level so you can pop them whenever they appearyou can try to save them to bail you out when you're low on energy but that's a gamble stacked on top of a gamble because they aren't always going to be where you want them to be, or they may decide to just never appear again
>>573562220I will gladly walk into the fires of hell if it means that the trainers of tomorrow can walk without fear of being treated like third class citizens
Its not rape if your rapist looks like this
>>573562615Thats a fat ass cow
>>573562257I love fat woman, like very big, obese ones tooBut Silence Suzuka really makes me go crazy horny for some reason
>>573562615Dantsu Flame is so underrated
>>573561927AMVs are based you alphoid faggotSO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF MENO ONE WOULD EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
>>573562626We like cows
>>573562726those tickets are too little.
35 days remaining.
>>573562730We do?
>>573562615fat
>>573562615Are her nipples inverted? This is important
>>573562869That's how i love my women.
>>573562858Seeking the Sex
>>573562615That's way too lewd. No way...
>>573562858Oh yes!
>>573562964Nobody says this.
>>573560046>Mare MotionFake
>>573562220Nashian.
>>573562964
Why are racing spirit+ sparks bad?
>>573563000I think and say that tho
>>573562858Now that MANT is dead I will never think of her again except when she randomly shows up to give me +30 energy
>CB didn’t finish >no budding blossom despite 6* sparks of it At least I got sprint s….
>>573563163Your wit?
>>573562220
Unity Cup was more soulful when the Riko Umas regularly clocked you
>>573561407anyone who tells you turf S is more important than sprint S doesn't know what they're talking about. A/A Taikis have 11% WR, only S turf has 14%, only S sprint has 20.1%, S/S has 24.3%
If Taiki is supposed to be an american why does she sound like an ESL when she speaks english
>>573563193
>>573563182Going to replace guts yeppers (due to low guts in previous runs) with another wit card. This Ayabe is half baked as much even though she has the aptitude
>>573563163dont take corner cunny when adventure69+ no stopping me is like triple the effectiveness
>>573563280She sounds like a Japanese trying to sound like an American trying to speak Japanese
>>573563280It makes my dick hard and its cute
>>573563280Imagine Taiki orgasms with her weird voice
>>573563118is there something about this company's frequent displaying of fish
>>573563426You could say it's fishy
>>573563359Proof?
>>573563118this MAGURO?
>>573563243Little Cockon is evil and rude so no. Bitter Glasse is cute tho.Losing to Meek is still peak sovl.
>>573563291I only got it because daring strike whiffed. But hey, she works better than my previous one at least
>>573563457Isnt she the cutest?https://youtu.be/ROtbmOfiVao
>>573563406This but it's Eishin Flash, it's 2014, Germany vs Brazil semi-finals and we're rooting for Germany.
>>573563560what do you do when Brazil scores?
>>573563602Anal to PUNISH Flash
>>573563639kinda disgusting tbdesu
>>573563708You can't post that
>>573563708Holy SEXFlat chest and bald cunny EROTIC
>>573563737slugs dont have armpits
>>573563708
>>573563737You're on thin ice
>>573563743Why is the guy black... Ricebros, are you guys..?
>>573563708I NEED umanko
Event missions are always right under your nose. It's true!
>>573563737Sex Journey
>>573561110>bugles on fingersheh
>>573563708>>573563743
>>573563890she ate one of them
>>573563893
>>573563737
>>573564001They made her so damn pretty....
>my sash request is still at 6/10 while everyone else's requests are doneit's fine....i never liked you guys anyway......
>>573563737sex
>>573564104 NO SASHES
>>573564104every time a sash request comes up on the list i take the time to give shoes individually like a caveman just to go around the sash request
>>573564130>>573563737What's the appeal of tiny flatties with small butts and flat tits?
JUST TELL US HOW MUCH FREE SHIT WE'LL GET DURING HALF ANNI ALREADY
>>5735642312 carat
>>573564231about tree fiddy
>would like to run Nakayama wit Borrow because because she has risky business and Uma stan hints in parent run> Cant win shit because im not borrowing the dead weight that is Fuku speed
>>573564231cold hotdog and a uma handshake
>>573564104>requesting sashesYou are a failure and you bring shame upon the Mejiro line, the land upon which the Mejiro line lives, the people supporting the Mejiro line, the families of the people who support the Mejiro line, the land upon which the families of the people who support the Mejiro line lives, the prefecture in which all of those people live, the other racers within the URA, the families of those racers, the staff within the URA, the families of the staff within the URA, the land and prefectures of which those families live, the shogun, the emperor, and I believe you should kill yourself
>>573564275>he still does MANT parent runs
>>573564342Unity, actually. You just cant win them
>>573564275>playing m*ntson....
>>573564104I have never donated a sash and I never will unless it's one I have 300+ of. I have 80 fucking Kikuka Sho sashes and there are two requests for it up. EXPIRE AT ZERO LOSERS>>573564175same
>>573564430Thats a lots of speed...
THAT'S IT I QUIT I'VE WON THE DAHBY 3 TIMES AND MY SALARY STILL SUCKS FUCK YOU TAZUNA I'M MOVINGTO FRANCE
so for parent farming, at what stage do the trainees have to be running all the G1s? Grandparents?
>>573564593Grandparents and parents both need to do as many as possible and the same g1s too yeah.
>doing completionist runs>get event fast learner 2 runs in a row>after I already bought skills
>>573564592>shit shat out pokke
>>573564794Tony Bin is very cute and my wife?
>>573564207Some men are very attracted to young children who are adorned with extremely unflattering glasses
Me(male) on the left during my junior year with Sirius
>>573564964Sirius is very hot but I can never see her ear ornament as anything but a disgusting fungal growth that she needs to have removed in the infirmary immediately.
>>573564964Me(male) on the left during classic/senior year with Sirius (I got force-femmed)
>>573564175My club hasn't caught the sash disease but if it ever does then that is exactly how I will respond.
>>573564794and many more
>>573565040Now this is a lucky trainer. Congratulations, sis!
Can the real Umama please stand up
>>573564207
>>573565186Yeah, I'm thinking sex.
>>573564964I cant take her serious anymore
i implore (You) to ignore the wit and sprint B
Auto cannot come soon enough.
>>573564430gwo...
which uma has the strangest parent vs child differencelike you mean to tell me THIS made THOSE
>>573565341Your turf S?
most female trainer coded umas?
>>573565341brother you can choose to start with sprint A this is entirely your own fault
>>573565437it's only my first oguri run for this cm, will do more anyway but i doubt i'll get another skill roll like that
this is how women self-insert into umamusume btw
>>573565428
Do you think Still in Love has ever told her trainer that they
So how many runs should result in winning all races on average?
>>573565507My lovely wife and our little pink ray of sunshine
>>573565507i need herorine to be playable, would be funny if she had nepo ties with akikawa and would explain why her retard of a daughter haru could get into tracen
Cutest uma since day 1
>>573564964I should write another Sirius story.
>>573565234You are a...
Do you really need TSS in your parent runs? shits really screwing with my statlines
>>573565526What? Do you mean how often should you be winning all unity races, or how often you win all your career races, or how many extra races you should be doing?
>>573565705Yeah I want it
>>573565691loli hag sexo
>>573565705better homestretch haste is good yes
>>573564002I enjoy how Jani can be very cute or intimidating
>>573565803Tenno Sho Springnot whatever you were thinking
>>573565708How often should a run result in winning all the races needed to make a parent. Because so far I've done 50 and gotten zero usable.
>>573560046>Invited her trainer to her bedroom inside a castle in IrelandWhat did she mean by this?
>>573565843oh I thought you were talking about training spirit staminaYeah I mean it's a g1 that doesnt have anything else that turn. You do need it (though it should be free when auto comes)
>>573565843who the fuck abbreviates tenno sho springjust call it haruten if you want a shorter term
>>573565849Unless you're running MANT you're going to lose one or twobut so long as you dont lose like, 4 or more the parent is still good.When you start making dirt parents you'll have 23 races to go around so its not the end of the world to lose a couple
>>573564002Can't wait to read her career properly translated. Can't help but feel like I'm missing too much nuance with MTL.
>>573565884The bloodline must continue
>>573564128I got double raped by my other gacha 400 pulls isnt even enough with my poop luck and it was a 2% fucking rate.I need to have 600 pulls to MLB Uma card banners. I also remembered getting raped by the Kitasan Dia banner where I created a new account cause my day 1 account got bricked bad. 0 Kitasan in 190 pulls
>>573558281It IS sad, especially in Bright's bittersweet career ending... or not sweet at all considering that there was never a Mejiro comeback after her and Dober
>>573565884Don't worry about it
>>573565884She wants to show you her collection of pokemon cards.
>>573565906"Who abbreviated TSS"everyone since day one because Haruten is not what its called in englishWhat the hell else man, you want me to call uniques "Ougis?" Sprints "Shorts"?
>>573565691
>>573565972I got a single Kita in 400 pulls and MLb Dia. Sometimes gacha just kicks you in the nuts
>>573565884Consensual impregnation sex for the purpose of procreation
>>573566014do you call the derby TY?do you call satsuki sho the SS?do you call arima kinen the AK?this is not how normal people talk
>>573566014>you want me to call uniques "Ougis?"memory unlocked
>>573565931>>573565832Maybe this is true...
>>573566014>Ougisdont fucking test me I am already mad at this
The director's umanko
would anyone like a parent tree with uma stan + risky business + nimble + racing stam on everyone (and thh on 2 of them)
Why the fuck would FineMo invite her trainer to Ireland instead of Air Shakur?
>>573565507At least Ulala got her mom's breasts
>>573565972Honestly, if that happens to me, i'll just quit the scenario and play something else for 4 months. We're getting auto soon anyway so you dont really need to play the game for dailies
I got a single kita and MLB condor pasa in December after 400 pulls...
>>573566141sounds good but I'm not borrowing before auto
>>573566159Because she wants to MARRY trainer
>>573566159She wants to continue her noble bloodline, not end it.
>>573566141suspiciously eliding the blues and pinks
>>573566108Journey really values the bonds she has with friends and family. That includes her Torena-san. She's a little clingy and possessive too, so while she wouldn't show it on her face she would miss them.This comic exaggerates her behavior a little bit as most fan comics do.
>>573566243Seat number 2 so I can hold Finemo's hand while she's freaking out during take off.
i got MLB kita and pasa in 200some of you just need better luck
>>573566339you stole MY luck motherfucker!!!!!!!
>>573566108she's as needy as taiki shuttle except that she also might or might not kill people
>>573566454Taiki NEEDS sex
>>573566454>she's as needy as taiki shuttleIt can't be that bad
Just give Taiki plenty of hugs and headpats. That's all she needs.
taiki can kill you unintentionally
>>573566554What if she needs more than that....?
>"alright I'll just rest this turn unless there's a good wit trainin...">
>DJ likes her toreina
DON'T OPEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CUM
>>573566592Grill some burgers?
Just give Taiki plenty of children. That's all she needs.
>>573566641I have the desire to pull her tail.
>>573566603meanwhile, with orfevre
>>573566326My type of woman
>>573566279it's just a ggp anyway i'll have GL auto grind grandparents and parents for me
>>573566690This looks like it's fun to do.
reminder that gold ship HATES her trainer and only likes her groomer
>>573566690What a silly goober
>>573566690Is this the loser that got bullied by Jordan and Curren?
>>573566690They are both cute
ikuno....................dictus
>>573566691It's a bit of a simplification but the Yakuza themes really do come through with her.Family and (close) friends are very important, enough so to break some eggs for their sake. Cruel but kind, you know?
>>573566815DELETE
Why did people tell us Fuku is still top tier for GL but Seriru and every JP guide say she's trash tier? Did we really waste 400 pulls for that?
Auto training when
>>573566852wife
>>573566895>wei didnt because im not retarded
>>573566938What does the SP in SP captain stand for?
>>573566690is that Ikezoe? he's so short
>>573566895I didnt waste any rolls on that card, buddy
isnt it healthier to accept that gacha is gambling and inherently unfairyou get what cards you get and outside of pigging out, there is nothing you can do about it
All borrows done. I will accept the Sprint S Ayabe for now and will focus my efforts in reworking her tomorrow
>>573566948>>573566986But you told me Fuku is mandatory for MANT and top tier until Pasa speed...
>>573566958sex pistols
>>573567003No, I didn't. I also told you not to fucking flatline for it.
>>573566958Secret Police
>>573566964He is a jockey after all.
>>573566895Meet Potential Card!0 rainbows0 skills7 agemasensGive me libertyGive me fireDoto said my sister is deadand I retireSpend 60k on finemotion/nice nature/CB? XSpend 60k on a brick whose only application is making the first 5 races slightly more bearable in a parent run V
>>573566964He's an asian male. They unironically think that being 175cm is tall
>>573567003No, I told you that Fuku is my wife and you should save for Tachy Speed.
>>573567074But I am 175cm...
>>573566895I saw 2 anons going 600+crystal
>>573567074but being 175cm means you're taller than 90% of the asian population
>>573566928At least 1 week away.
Was that the biggest gaslight banner?
>>573567190nah it was the pow Rice
>>573566928GL drops on the 22nd
>>573566887Honestly it hits a bit too close to home, but I understand. Loyalty is unfortunately a rare attribute
>>573566895>weanon, i..
Taiki can do a lot with me
>>573567254but people specifically said that power rice and riko were only good for one scenario
dude fucking throne is better than fucking tachyon youd also get fucking pasa
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>573567254Power Rice was part of pal banner so it doesn't count
>>573566895You don’t want to know how much I spent
>another CM where fronts are the worstJP frontbros must be really mad
*cough* *hack*
>>573567385Kris Sex mentioned
I just want to get non sr dupes, they added however many now and i just keep getting the same ones i 4lb'd a year ago
>>573567385Why is mambo so high
>Didn't roll for Fuku even though i liked her card story>didn't even think about NTR>Relied on NTR borrow on one MANT CM>Didn't rely on a Fuku borrow at all>3/5 MANT-era platinums anyway
>>573567410power vega is a good card atleast
>>573567385Kris Sex spotted
>>573567385>Shichi that highbased
>>573567442recovery ult and gold recovery
>>573567410Literally me
>>573567487But Rice is my wife...
>>573567385paceGAWD game paceGAWD franchise
>>573567069>Spend 60k on a brick whose only application is making the first 5 races slightly more bearable in a parent run VThis is useful for MANT. You can snowball earlier. Fuku was the true pal card of that scenario. Rolling for Fuku speed meant you rolled for MANT which is a very disgusting thought.
>>573567385Meno spotted!
>>573567385banahyde love
I'm tired of hoarding... I wanna roll...Worst part is GL has no good banners either if you already have Creek>inb4 someone mentiones the meta umasrolling for meta umas is retarded and my oshis arent coming until GM and beyond
>>573567585Rice is my wife
>>573567775Pearl and steampunk Tickezo are pretty sexo tho
>>573567618rolling the FineMo rerun let me roll for MANT at the same time since i got Wedding Kawakami MLB for 'free'its not Fuku's initial stats but its still 25 initial speed on a 10 RB card
>>573567775So you are hoarding until when
AAAAAA I NEED A DIRT UMA FOR PARENT RUNS. Pasa is not enough and Maru requires 7* which is impossible if i loop a good random borrow parent. I need C minimum... I should have pulled for oguri..
>>573567826I think it's the anon hoarding until SSR Almond Eye
My trainee wants to break up my relationship with my ningen gf
i warned you about mares bro
>>573567385>>573567607if u look at it from a keiba perspective, the most succesful horses are the ones who run pace, because it is at the right balance between stamina conservation, tempo management, and final spurt positioninig
>>573567865>this is what i see as i finish up Flower's career for the first time
>>573567901I fuck stallions
>>573567385They managed to unbrick Makween and Opera O???
>>573567865Huh?
>>573567815Dont care for Pearl, though I do agree the steampunk Tickezo is very cute. Not cute enough for me to spend some of the stash though tbdesu...>>573567849no I'm not that retard and I think he's actually at 200k>>573567826GM where I plan to spend it all on Ramonu wit, CB, Kris S, Pokke speed and Cafe wit.
>>573566964Jockeys have to be short, it's better for making the horse run faster because iit has to carry less weight.
>>573567923it's just a long with insane stam reqsso mcqueen will always be good for those
>>573567865Ew
>>573567865
>>573567973Why those supports?
>>573567984How bad could that beWe already cleared a 3200m heavy rain CM without really worrying that much about stam
>>573568104try that with debuffers now
>>573568104you do realize that hp requirements rise the faster the pace is?
>>573567442>>573567675>>573567734>>573567734>>573567923>tfw pace/late umas with gold recoveries are good in a 3600m race
>>573566895>tfw the only card i have in this list that is MLB'd is kitasanits so over
>>573568104remind me what was the speed cap for that
aw yeah it's Friday
Unfortunately, Ryan has officially requested sex with you, Toreena. You know the rules here at Tracen Academy. Umas can have sex with any trainer they want to, anytime they want to.Yes, the paperwork is correct. I double checked. She said you should lube up your ass, by the way.
>>573568138She's so fucking dangerous.
>>573568197Does this mean we're gonna need some crazy stamina in GL?
>>573568104There's a ton of new mechanics that burn your stamina, you need 1800 stam+3.5 gold recoveries>>573568152Debuffers are banned
>>573568243pure fake newsryan is shy in love and submissive
>>573568243um why does the lube my ass part look like doto's handwriting....
>>573568138Very cute Jani
>>573568138>Interlocked fingersS-sugoi...
>>573568102Ramonu should be obvious, she's the best general wit card.Pokke I'm still not sure on. She's def a dolphin card since Pasa is shortly after her and is more important. But with my stash I can spend all that and still go into the Pasa banner with over 120k carats. I dont know the meta yet for L'Arc and beyond but if it turns out I have a good enough deck (or if Tach+Pasa is good enough) I might skip her as well and just borrow Pokke when I dont need anything else.Cafe wit is mandatory for lates for longs. I plan on maining lates and her banner is very close to the 2.5 anni so I can do 200 pulls for 1lb and then just ticket her up to 3lb and free up the borrow slot. Def a luxury cards (as the distance specifi cards typically are) but I mean I do have the carats to pull for those....
>>573566895>SR Sweepy, SR Cafe, Power Pasa, even 5 years laterReally?>Halloween TamaReally??>SSR Speed BakushinI SHOULD HAVE GAMBLED ON THAT BAKUSHIN + BIKOPE BANNER AAAAAAAAA
>>573568243I'd be honored to be picked out ngl.I don't find Ryan attractive but that's not important.
>>573568353Don’t forget the scenario cards that are must pulls…
>>573566895>Christmas MayaI wish I rolled for this so I don't have to fit Creek into my frontgawd decks.
>>573568407I feel this. Beggars can't be choosers, I guess.
>>573567865>its another seiun mant run that is glued because she kept jobbing against flower
Why do we slander Ryan so much
>>573568370>5That's for grand live
>>573567973>Cafe witDistance/style cards just exist to be borrowed, you need to pull Pasa too. Even pulling SoE despite having Creek would be a better idea than pulling Cafe
>>573568513I like her but I don't find her hot.
Last CM actually made me like RyanI only wish she hit 6th on the final race
>>573568414A&G do pose a problem, yeah. Maybe I instead of doing 400 on Pokke (and potentially still not getting MLB) I roll for 1 spark on Ancestors. There is of course the delusional hope that they combine Ramonu with the scenario card but I really doubt they'd do that. If you're talking about future scenario cards though I already have that covered. My pull plan goes all the way to Admire Groove (after which I may or may not be broke)>>573568557>>573568353I will have 0 problems pulling Pasa. And the Cafe wit card is only one spark of investment.
groundwork on pace is shit when everyone has it
>>573568661if 8 paces have groundwork what do you think will happen to the 9th one that didn't bother
>>573566895>weanon if you spent 400 pulls on an omegabrick instead of a card that was actually good for the whole scenario, you should stop playing this game
>>573568661It’s better to have it than don’t. It’s like having 2 Rickey’s and 1 has more greens than you, you lost
>>573568707what edge do you have then retarded dice roller
>>573568243
>>573568834she is adorable
You can click your uma on the career completion screen and they strike different poses??I went a WHOLE YEAR without knowing this?!
>>573568642>A&G do pose a problem, yeah.If you use a selector for a copy of Ruby Pow at some point, have Creek and pick up Cafe wit, what else would you need to borrow over A&G?If you're pulling for Kris S you don't really need Kris S stam for the one long CM before Cafe
why is top speed the only thing that matters in this game but in car races it doesn't mean shit
>>573568886oguri_fist_on_forehead.jpg May you use this new knowledge to your benefit, bwo
>>573568886You can also give them headpats during the crane game
>>573568787the edge is over the ones that didn't have them you retard
>>573567190>>573567254lolthe only two banners I've MLB'd
>>573569010literally everyone has the same build retard bro. the same sub 700 guts 3 max stat groundwork slop dice rolling sim.
>>573568642I'm baffled that after one year you guys still don't understand that you can borrow cards. If you have Pasa, Pokke, Kita, Creek/SoE, Mei just borrow CafeAlso Kris S has Claw forward innately so she doesn't even need Cafe and after that there's wit Dia so you won't ever use wit Cafe after one CM with Kris S. Meanwhile wit Dia is the wit card for late for a long time
We don't like Ryan.
>>573569064then go ahead numbskullif everyone is packing groundwork go be the 9th pace without onesee where she ends updo it with your frontrunners in the next CMs toobecause thats the same fucking logic you're using here
>>573569064You are fucking dumb
>>573569120indeed, we LOVE ryan!
>We
>invest in early game with gw, steps, descent do the this 3 times for 3 pacers>not first, auto pdm to hell>over invested in early lead to lose later and less stats because you borrowed bakushart>less late game velocitylose, cry about rng.
>>573569220>kawakami shit making fun of anyoneI lol’d
Trainer-san skipped out on my career offer?
>>573569304Cute benevolent horse
>>573569301I would never!
>>573568912Idk I never really considered Ruby a pull, she seems to really suck outside of her gold. There's only 1 mile cm in GM too so I'd def get more mileage out of just pulling Ancestors.>>573569110I dont remember asking your opinion and yet youre still telling me shit I already know and dont give a fuck about. Do you think I'm only ever running Kris S on longs? Do you think lates will simply not use the best claw forward card for the whole year in between Cafe wit and Kris S power? I'm sorry that 30k carats is a lot to you but it's not to me and guess what, having that card for longs frees up my borrow slot so that I can borrow something else for every long race.
>class 6 demotion hellnot counting CM gibs, is it even possible to hit 60k before Light Hello's banner?
>>573568661WHEN EVERYONES SUPER
>>573569465We agreed on having 120k by GL. What are you doing
>>573569484buddy...
>>573569443>I'm sorry that 30k carats is a lot to you but it's not to me NTA but buhiiiiii
>>573569465I had 40k when Aoharu ended and I have 150k now. What are you doing with those carats buddy
Oh
>>573566995this but horse racing
>>573569465Light Hello has 60 free pulls, and you still have whatever gibs half-anni throws at you
>>573569579>>573569525double-spark kingu and dia :)
which uma is like EU losing to NA in MSI?
which uma would TRAP AND RAPE BETRAY her trainer
WHO'S "WE"????
>>573569443>There's only 1 mile cm in GM tooThere's two Miles, dirt is still a mile, and a sprint. So half the CMs that Ruby power is the borrow for. Main reason I was thinking about itI'm just in a similarish position to you, so I've been trying to decide whether skipping A&G and just borrowing it all of GM is actually viable or not.Probably just come down to how well the pulls in between go
>>573569525my bad
>>573569443I'm just telling you to pull generalist cards then style specialized cards and borrow distance/style cards like it's intended bwo>Do you think lates will simply not use the best claw forward card for the whole year in between Cafe wit and Kris S power?That's 2 CMs, distance/style cards are literally whale traps>I dont remember asking your opinionI mean if you are not open to discussion why are you here?
Ever since i stopped repping my stronk Dober medium parent for something else i fished up for sprints i stopped getting new follows..
>>573569704It's something, most important part is if they made you happy despite the human rights banner coming up. But 1.5 anni is going to have a good amount of gibs, part 1 has daily log-ins where you get 150 carats for 8 days, a 3k carat log-in during part 2, and the three sets of missions giving 500 each for completing the list. You should be getting enough once you add the dailies, your Class 5.5 status, and the free pulls.
Tachyon LOVE
>>573568370it puts light hello and riko in the same tier it's safe to say that these categories arent equal
>>573570010
>>573570058I've always been a big fan of her hairdo.
>get max hint It's On just by running the scenario umaThis feels greatAny more scenarios that give free max golds?
>>573570072Then that might still imply that literally every other card on that isn't on the list might as well be toilet paper if it lists everything from mandatory light hello to usable Riko
>>573570182Dunno if it's maxed but we'll get free See Ya Later (gold PTO) in GL
>>573560046Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573570310Isn't that from running the pal card
>>573570439i dont think i've seen that club name before
>>573570139It would be extremely soft
>>573570504we normally call it Gaythere
>>573570486Yeap
morning
>>573569465You're going to hit 60k with just the anniversary login/gift/mission carats
>>573570638Good morning
>>573569525>120klol
>>573569525It was only if you didn't have Fine Motion for the rerun
>>573569776I forgot that there's a sprint, but I just fundamentally do not care about sprint or dirt races. Mostly because I just have no umas I really like for the distance/surface type. You might be onto something though, I'll see how the Tach/LH pulls go and then if I am one of those lucky bastards that gets MLB in 200 pulls I should probably just get a copy of Ruby.>>573569840I never said I am skipping Cafe wit over a generlist card. In fact I specifically mentioned (twice) I will have no issue pulling Pasa. It's really annoying having a guy reply to my posts telling me to do something when he doesnt know what my budget is. I've done the pull plan. I am very picky when it comes to umas I actually want to pull for and I have hoarded enough to be able to spend 1 (ONE) spark on a luxury card (which I labeled as such btw) and still give every single important generalist the necessary amount of pulls. This isnt me not being open to discussion. This is you pestering me to not spend MY budget.
I'm at 11k & don't regret a thing
>>573570736>bricked
>do double exp event>almost immediately done>next event at the end of the monthreally nigga?
does affinity on great grandparents matter? If I'm just looping white sparks to pass does to actual grandparents do I bother running races?
>failed 2 consecutive <15% training>both got Practice Poor tooShiraoki-sama...
6 FUCKING RUNSTHIS BITCH FINISHED HER CHAIN ONCEIN 6 RUNSHOW IS THAT EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLEFUCK END CLOSERS
>>573571075did you get enough wits
>>573570972genuine question, how new are you to this game
>>573571075look like you card didnt... end close that chain
I'm extremely happy I got top 150. Far beyond my expectations and goal. But I won't lie I'm slightly sad I didn't get 142. I was so close too. Either way this all feels great and now I can focus on training for Chanmi since the Tachyon event is up.
>>573570926Fugg theres really nothing to do after the event until 1.5? Club will be lifeless since everyones probably done with with their CM aces.
>>573570802I'm telling you to pull Sounds of Earth then Dia and Dura. These are cards you will use for more distance, for more styles and for longer then you borrow Cafe for these two CMsAlso 1LB Cafe is cope like 1LB Creek since she has 0 initial friendship, you need her at least 3LB
i think they should depict stallion umas as ultra masculine chudlers
>>573571170It's time to get your Biwa Hayahide completionist title.
>>573571163I kneel stegoCHAD
wtf is exp
Oh btw whats the new main story update since Spe's team already concluded? Will it drop on 1.5 anni?
what's the point in rolling umas. you can just ticket them every half year
>>573571163StegoGOD...!!!
>>573571291i want more than 1
>>573571139just answer the question faggot
>>573570584What is this betrayal...
>>573571224Illiterate retard
>>573571331no
>>573571260new main story will be on tiara umasthough, it's a shame that the senpai uma of that team is the most annoying one of the golden gen
>>573571260wtf are you talking about
>>573571163wtf stegobwo plays the game? Vbros our response???
>>573571224That anon just wants to publically fellate himselfNo use with him
>>573571163Still won't use it because I prefer the LoH border but compared to the first one it's like night and day
>>573571391>>573571308>>573571237Stop samefagging.
>>573571331i was going to, but i changed my mind
>>573571364You mean the evil Rudolf kid? Whats her name again Tsutsumaru?
>>573571291i love umamusume
>>573571394Any anon who does not follow the Sloptuber-approved pull guide is beyond help! All hail Brick Motion!
>>573571490nyo. the sprint jobber
Do I really need Neck and Neck?
>>573571541Whats wrong with Fine Motion isnt she the reason why wit is over 1000?
the most soulful uma families in the game
>>573571642jfc. just how many adopted daughters does kingu have?
>>573571601Can your deck handle the Daiwa brick?>NoNo>YesYou do you bwo
>>573571778about ... 3-4?
UG is a joke
JP only umas for this feel?
>>573571660cute
neck and neck more like umanko
Mun!
>>573571260Main Story Vol. 2 released on March 21st, 2024 at the same time as Rhein Kraft banner, so for us the next main story should release around October/November of 2027
>>573571490rolls royce
>>573571938holy fucking shit, so jp really just went two years with just seasonal events and CMs as their content?
>>573571938Wtf thats like 3rd anni right?Does JP have vol 3 incase vol 2 already concluded
>>573571938Where are my two other bros that will be rolling on Minecraft?
>>573571882>gorilla womanyou know who
>>573572030yep>>573572034>Does JP have vol 3 nopeiirc Vol 2 ended some time ago
>>573571938I want to eat her AhogeStretch like mochi
Falco...
>>573572053
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>573566895Fuku giga carried me in MANT
>>573572158
>>573572034>Does JP have vol 3 incase vol 2 already concluded>he doesn't know
>>573572109i would, but i'm going all in on ends
>>573572030well there was road to the top and season 3 airing in between
>>573566895You need to believe hard desu
I hate Matikanefukukitaru
>>573571778She is canon wife in Vol. 2 so the entire team could be regarded as her daughters
Doto's trainer has the self control of a god. Imagine working with her for 3 years and not raping her.
>>573572234>>573572146What do we get a new story every 3 years?
>>573572260
>>573572234tbf, are there any notable stories that they can chain together the same way the tiara saga did?i'd guess dirt, but the dirt triple crown was only organized in 2024, and there isn't a single uma in-game who achieved it yetso either they'll wait on that for a few more years (doubtful)or make vol 3 be about the international expeditions, hence why yanko was rushed to be placed in the game
>>573572260Bwo...
Okay but you really really really really lost the trainer proficiency exam
Shiraoki is a fraud
Can someone explain this to mehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/lWYYizSQnTo
>>573572303you clearly were never friends with a hefty girl in your lifeespecially when she's clumsy, she goes from lust-provoking to face-palm-inducing
>>573572492doto never goofs up
>>573572452>Only 3 character story arcsWhat the fuck after 5 years on uma jp? Thats it?
>>573572452>not even half the lenght of vol 1bros... our eos.....
>>573572452>Almond Eye glazing so bad even her mom gets an entire main story chapter
>>573572571writers are busy making umas horny for their torenas, prease understand
>>573572492Joke's on you, I dated the clumsy busty girl in high-school until I found out she was double timing and I was the other dude.
>glued all my borrows on no sprint A digitanshorry dancho! no runs for today
>>573570881says more about you because you didn't save your crystals if you need 120k
>>573572480The voice clip is from railgun its Kuroko screaming. Just type that into youtube and you will find the context.
>>573572392They can make it about the one in a century generation
>>573572674The next story chapter will be written by AI
>>573572280>kawapri (biological)>urara (adopted/roommate)>rhein kraft (adopted)>cesario (adopted/ shared custody with spe)>fusapa (adopted)>two more NPC umas (adopted)is someone on the writing team a fan of the king halo horse?
>>573572753Oh okay its been forever since Ive seen Railgun
>>573572392ope-doto-digitan
>>573572789
so this is the power of getting correct skills over stats...
>>573572757qrd on them? aren't they just another tiara rivalry gen?i mean, the streamerslut won internationally, but what about miletard and keibatard?
It feels like they changed the RNG today, I can't finish a single career run.
>>573572862AAAAIIIIIIIIII
>>573571163>Check umajp >Only like four other people posted theirs >Only one person had a higher ranking and they admitted it was because no one was running sprint/mile Uma for these >Their points were also significantly lower tooThought you all were joking when you said umajp doesn't really play the game
>>573572571I mean, they basically concluded the theme of the Volume with Almond Eye inheriting the dream of the tiara umamusume and winning Japan cup against a Triple Crown so it's not like they had a lot of stuff to adapt while keeping up with the themeOverall, Vol. 2 is on a higher baseline than Vol. 1 so you don't have nothing burgers like Brian's chapter (It's a travesty that they still can't find a good way to adapt the IRL Brian's story)
curren KEK
>>573572889>1/2 L>noseNice luck skill bro
>>573573037>It's a travesty that they still can't find a good way to adapt the IRL Brian's storywhat about stablo
>>573572983All umajp does is convert people into irl degenerate horse gamblers, its good they have a separate thread about it and we only get to see them on the weekends ITT
>>573573094i can't hear you over your second place trophy!
>>573572892MILE won every senior mile G1s but failed to win medium races and Chrono is the first horse to win triple grand prix since Grass Wonder. Also Chrono finished 7th at l'Arc
>>573573096huh?
If 7, I'll draw my oshi today
>>5735732487 and you draw your oshi, 4 and you draw your least favorite
>>573572983I mean, their population is like 10-20 anons at most so I don't see how it's not playing the game, seems like an appropriate ratio
>>573573202anon, he said "good" not "middling qnd meandering"also, laurel is just not a good character at all. should have been left as a one-and-done bannershe doesn't even have any fans who are good at the game
>>573572795I mean did you see her?They designed her one of the prettiest face of the game
>>573573248You will draw Teio and you will like it.
>>573573365meant for>>573573096
>>573573365ah, I meant that "huh?" as a "I don't know what stablo is". Never saw anyone shorten star blossom to that
>>573572889did you make her in MANT or Unity?
>>573573446
>>573571601You should hang by the neckgottem
the fukunaga clan...
>>5735732487 you draw me and your oshi
>>573573748How did he do it bros?
>>573573484it's a shitty low roll unity run. i'm just testing skills and shitposting. it only has a 20% winrate in lobbies
>>573573094>if losing, win
>>573573358I expected them to be sweaty if they're still the only ones playingOf the 6 total posted, the attention whore here is the second highest ranker, with pic related being the first and Google translate says this has less overall points than the attention whore so I don't even know what to believe
>>573574743Playing this game seriously is a fool's errand, especially in JP where the top players are actually full on mentally ill.
the real game is goombling at the race track
>>573574993you need to spend 50$ a month just on passes alone to even consider staying competitive so most players dont bother
the real game is looking at the porn
>>573574743>>573571163Qrd on this rank this. Thx
>>573574743>I expected them to be sweaty if they're still the only ones playingIt's more the other way around, they know how much effort it would take to even start competing, realize how many carats it would take and that they would have no flexibility in rolling for new uma and promptly say "fuck it, I will only do enough to get gibs"
>>573574743>the attention whoreHello V still seething?
>>573573060Top dog
>>573575202Where are the porn
>>573575432bwo dont trigger him, he already got banned yesterday
>>573574880You will fail the training somehow (and it'll be Rice's fault for being there)
>>573575503>He isn't in le secret umanko distribution centers
Is this hors finally the heterosexual virgin bride I have been dying for? Should I do nofap in anticipation? Am I just getting baited again?
>>573575830who?
>>573575830i dont remember
>>573572892>slutBut she literally loves only (you)
>>573575969But does she fuck only (you)?
>>573575972Why does she hate cock?
>>573572892
>>573576085Too into zoomer retards.
>>573575830https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11666731
>>573575238Last two new scenarios have done a trainer aptitude test where, after you do every distance, you get an "extra" and "free" category. In the free category you pick an Uma and then you train them, the higher the score the higher you rank for that specific Uma. You cannot choose more than one Uma for this, so if you swap Uma mid way you swap leaderboards. More popular Uma are far more competitive than less popular Uma, and because the Ramen Scenario is so shit for Mile/Sprint they were by far the least popular ones to rank for.
>>573575589I failed a 3% a few turns later but it was just some power
>>573575238It's the trainer aptitude test which we've had twice, except it's ranked, and you get a special title based on your rankingRanking is done per uma, so naturally less popular umas are easier to get a higher rank with
>>573575525>he already got banned yesterdaywhat happened this time
>>573576081Yeah, and her fans donate asking to see it
>>573576081That's right, she Fucks Only (Me)
>>573575940i think that overlymuscular wheyfu gorillas are not womanly enough to be alluring
>>573571468V...
>>573576571she has big tits and a pretty face so she's still plenty alluring
>>573576081Yeah and drop red super chats when I cream her umanko
>>573576302That's both funny and sad but also fuck Cygames for doing this, because it's a sure fire way to make you feel like shit
>>573576571More for the rest of us.
i should be able to hit my goal of 100 million fans for the month today
>>573577047holy saggers
>>573572889SS stands for Super Sexy, which Oguri is and yes people are saying that
>>573577047which symboli has the biggest symbolis
>>573577143
>>573575451i need this dog to sit on my face, pants on.
>>573577093she's a big girl
>>573577143>Kris S 91>Sirius 89>Rudolf 86>Speed unknown
>>573577179>>573577268damn, speed is such a cow she cant even be measured
>Nature forgets she's on my deck and barely does 1 event before the run endsepic
>>573574743https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=ウマオオオオ&jp=Reminder this is their top ranking club. Even with the independent training feature there are flat liners not sure how you thought they'd ever be tryhard.
>>573577583>2.5k SPgwo you wouldn't be able to afford anything even if she finishes lole
>>573577652>20m quotathat's a comfy club
What a nice Japanese lady
>>573577652Will never understand people who clearly should go to a better club staying in a club where they do most of the work
>>573577652Wtf they're being carried by Stegoanon who already has 115M in 10 days. Even A+ clubs need illegal botters there
>>573577583you brought daring strike too right just in case?right...?
>>573577993is the japanese lady in the room with us right now?
>>573578014Nobody likes having someone breathing down their neck
>GWOOOOOOOOOOO U GOTTA LE RACE IN UNITY CUP TOOOOOOOO JUST LIKE LE MANTnah*clicks purple wit bomb*
>>573578230Surely it's not difficult to find a club where everyone contributes without having someone breathe down your neck
>>573578215
>>573578215no woman has ever entered your room, let alone a Japanese lady
can I have my 30TP backplease?
>>573578096More than one person can like her, that's probably not even him
>>573578447Oh so you DON'T want a 3* mile spark? How ungrateful.
>>573578447>goldship>a+ ranking no doubt>leaders pride on goldship >waste 30tp on useless parentaverage anon right here
Enough.Narita Brian.
>>573578437>blue eyes>japaness
>>573578432Let me explain it in a different wayIf I am carrying a club, then I have leverageIf I am in a club where at most I am equal to others, then I don't have leverageWithout leverage, my opinion on things that happen doesn't matter
>>573578804Almond Eye is Japanese
>>573578728
Yae
American superiority.
>>573578230maybe (you) should breathe down my neck if you want me to do more fan runs, faggot
>>573578879Ah yes, the Kentucky DAAAAAHHHHHBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>573578823Do people really talk in club chat that opinions even matter
>>573578823>he needs power and leverage in a gacah gamelmeow
>>573578908I don't care if you do fan runs tho
>>573577583Maruzensky did the same to me too in the TT Bakushin run...
>>573579027If I could obliterate serial shitposters, I would
>>573576302Are the different uma variants grouped together? Like normal Spe, summer spe and racist spe? Or is it 202th just for normal spe
>>573579342Agreed, especially the anon who shitposts about leverage. He cannot be serious.
Trainer-san career run doko
>>573579454In 80 minutes, retardshin
>>573579454I'm on my last borrow so I'm waiting until reset to finish my run
>>573579454koko
doing one uggoshin
Was racing in the Dahby a bigger prestige than getting the Triple Tiara?
>>573579454I'm in a mant run
>>573578721silenceI will have you know that I have 8 plats count you fuarking BITCHI'm an E L I T E
>>573579667eeeewww
>>573579454I don't wanna do runs today
>>573579563Cute dirty umas.
>>573579454Its been on standby for dailies
>>573579454This is the most boring ritualpost
>>573579730Robots shouldn't have an ass this fat
>>573579675you are amusing, silly teioposter. thank you for the laugh.
>>573579795Let's see your interesting ritualpost then
>>573579353Separate
>>573579795I'm going to string you up alive and you'll be begging to BAKUSHIN to the end of your pathetic life trainer-san
>>573579639>is 1 G1 better than 3 sex locked G1sDepends on the strength of other horses in those races
>>573579789>URAI understand the spark argument, but is SS for better white sparks and easy 1200 for double 3* chances really worth sacrificing?
>>573579894None because they're all dumb and just straight up attentionwhoring
>>573579795Because you retards keep feeding it
>>573579795He only started doing it to reply to Umama anyway. You can see it in the archive if you look up by filename.
>>573579946I ran out of parents to make, Im just waiting for Sky and Dober daily legend races
This is my last chance for a 'MANT' plat and it's fucking sprint, my competitive spirit is broken
>>573579946the strat is to loop the spirit skills into other scenario parents, yeah
>>573580229good, I hope it will be broken even more with time
which uma WOULD say "HMMMMM that umafinish doesn't work for me brother" and wins the race instead
>>573580481oguri as in hat
>>573579795>my trainer keeps making ritualposts
>>573580481gold ship is the hogan
>>573579894Mambo!
>>573580481
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>573580682>my trainee keeps making rituals
>>573580808so what
>>573580808I'm still a virgin though
retards rule the world
Mejiro Ramenu
>>573579795I find it funny, because i read it in Bakushin's voice
>>573581013The prime example of that is the moron at the White House
good morning
autisuma is awfully quiet lately
>>573581640woah those are some delicious slender thighs
>>573580838For good luck of course!
>>573581681Someone get this girl a burger or something
>>573581681good morn...?friyay
>>573577686It's fine if they're farming hints from their cards, which they should be doing
I have more clocks than at the start of trackblazer
>>573581681I want to sniff Suzuka's scent while I hold her in my arms and we listen to the ocean waves crashing onto the beach. Then lick her cute tummy later in the car (she is embarassed but secretly likes it)
>>573581997This one got a giggle out of me I won't lie
>>573581819Rape Chrono Genesis
>>573581997I wanna smooch the prez
>>573576302>>573576224I hope I get a decent score with my wife Royce. I doubt she gets alot of fans.
>>573582470>RoyceHoly based, Team Canopus love
>>573580270>>573582619Now post it again
>>573579972Erotic
>>573566895speed supports in general always have retards trying to convince others that the next one to be released are so OP they change everything, but in reality the only genuinely meta changing speed card is El, which is like 8 months away. let's see>Fukudoesn't do anything 90% of the time due to 0 speciality and only has 1 good event where it gives you 20 energy>NTRsold as a mandatory support for MANT, but in reality it was a mediocre card with bad events and a gaslight gold that costed too much for its effect >Marufrontard bait to make them waste all their rolls when GL is around the corner. Top Runner is the least useful gold fronts have available and its stats still lose to SR sweepy >Tachyon another overhyped support that "will replace Kitasan as the best speed card" when it really doesn't, she's great for pace but not worth it for other styles despite what SP believers tell youunironically, best second speed support right now is christmas Mayano but no one rolled for it
>>573582709Smooch
>>573582765faggot
Backliners will need a good Power card soon(tm) but all the content creators are too Frontliner pilled too talk about it
>>573582765That's the skinwalker
I want to have sex
>>573582765kindly hang yourself so your parents won't notice for days, if not weeks
>>573582878You don't know that>>573582887Rude
Umama wouldn't say that.
>>573582963She could say that
>>573582963
>>573583035Do you believe in Believe?
if Kita was real she would think faggots are disgusting and ask her trainer how can gay people exist when trainer x uma is the most pure relationship in the world
>>573583186Umama is Kita
>>573583035
>>573583174I belieb
>>573583061>>573583159Umama is too kind to say that, also they wouldn't miss an occasion to erp with a nonny
>>573582709Isnt it still cool to get that NTR gold with the new effect of power at 1201+ stat
>>573582990>>573583035Why does the mare wife look like a boy?
>>573583159the irony of Digitan, the most mischaracterized uma by the western fandom, saying this
>>573583247How would you know that did she smooch you
>>573583035I like that her ending is just her asking to raise Not!Gendarme with (you)
>>573583228Of course, Rice VILLAIN fans
>>573583256I feel like if you use SR Sweepy instead you will get more power at the end of the run than NTR+Firm course menace
I'm owed a smooch from the real Umama
>>573583579>>573583579>>573583579bwead
>>573583295Boymares use mimicry tactics to lure in unsuspecting boytorenas as their prey
>>573583256overcapping power isn't hard with power sparks, and firm/wet conditions are very common inheritance skills
7 and I rape Shiraoki Any other number and I jack off to the next posted Uma
>>573582709>despite what SP believers tell youIf SP bonus doesn't matter that much, then why is it such a big part of power creep on future cards?
>>573584009You're nyot supposed to nyotice that
>>573583771Have you started jerking off?
>>573582868>Backliners will need a good Power card soon(tm) but all the content creators are too Frontliner pilled too talk about itWhat special mechanic makes power that much more important for backliners compared to frontliners, or that much harder to cap. Especially Pace.Why is it suddenly going to be so much harder to hit 1300-1500 power in higher power scenarios, when the speed cap is higher too. When most are comfortably hitting 1200-1300 power in a weaker scenario nowWhen the cap goes up to 1700 and there's a shift to more highlander decks, sure, but that's when everyone says to start caring about power cards anyway
