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>>573613502Umama bread!
post buono
Easiest deck to SCOREMAX on URA? I'm trying spd/wit but I often don't reach SS while running all G1s, which is the goal.
drawn by /vm/ btw
>>573613502Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573613608He owes us all smooches now
>>573613502i want to harikitte her ikous
>my trainee found out where my parents live
wahey
>>573613656he's a drawfag from /hlgg/ / tower originally if you want to be exact
>>573613656Telomere drew vtumors before umas so it's actually /vt/ property
>>573613936>>573613893I know I just want to trigger people since he posts on /vm/ instead of this shithole
>>573614023nobody cares man, go away
Tachy love!
how many free pulls are we getting and on what banners
bit bored again so I'm gonna post some rooms815394968153949681539496
Mom he's spamming BBB again
>>573614779Press the button so we can see more funny deleted posts
>>5736145736/9 if someone wants to join
Tachy LOVE
ryan LOVE
ikuno......................dictus
>>573615030Smooch?
blondes
Digitan LOVE
>>573614338allegedly 50 on light/tachyon and 50 on teio tahbo
>>573614573vaudeville proccing so late and giving me a win fun407900604079006040790060
Paizuri City
>>5736153141300 wit and she still whiffed the pump wit check....
>>573614153is Daiwa the only remarkable Tachyon offspring?
Gold Sloppy
got busy but look who I finally got <3 so happy
>>573615573Kiss?
>>573615314960744709607447096074470>>573615573now make her quickly for the 1st round of CM
>>573614153Peak!
>>573614338100 free pulls 50/50 split tachyon/turbo
>>573615573Smoochies
STOP MAKING LATES ONLY I CAN RUN THEM
>>573615675950664229506642295066422
scenario cards are a crutch and I don't need them
>>573615903I've been thinking about remaking my oguri as a late actually
>>573615903Everyone should run Lates
>>573615947OYL? dyont need that
>>573613608mmm... bread
In the future, most Lates have abilities that span pretty wide ranges and cover the entire Midpack, so it is actually fine if lots of people runs LatesPaces are the other style that are fairly agnostic about being swamped in their style
>>573615646>>573615738tell me more.
>>573613608She owes me kissies
>>573615947282481982824819828248198
cute
>>573616334Give me a kissy
>>573616560Smooch
>>573616498Romance and lovey dovey sex with Light Hello
>>5736163673/9 if someone wants still
>>573616770
>>573613502Are you really still not in a club?Well, it can't be helped, a first rate club doesn't leave clubless /uma/ torainas out in the rain. Basashi (850734315) will let you in, but we only have one spot left.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>573616770We know, we saw the reddit post too
>>573616367debuffers kinda hurt on sprint480015754800157548001575
Umama owes me smooches
>>573616947but it's so le hecking epic!!!!
>>573616770why is this irish cunt allowed to have so many variations for her unique
Why does Kitachan's thigh high socks look like armor
a producer fucked my trainee
>>573615425No, Tachyon also has Deep Sky (winner of the Derby and NHK Mile) and a few other G1 winners, but Scarlet is the only one in uma, so that makes things easier design wise
>>573617182Uh-oh...
>>573616987everyone's gonna change their oguris to lates now768179847681798476817984
>>573615083are absolute dogshit in this game
You should make a Late Surger focused pull plan
>>573616770you can't post that here
>>573612837GODDAMNIT STOP GIVING ME AN ADULT WOMAN FETISH
>>573617267289652702896527028965270
>>573617347Cute Journey
>>573617328her toreina is DUMB
>>573613502holy fuck my 862k really isn't going to be enoughREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>573617331ok, are we pulling power ruby?
>>573615573>got busyWith me
Aight, now a Taiki, the simplest of the bunch.
>>573616770Her gluttony disgusts me!
>>573617795ew
>>573617331I do want to have sex with every uma in that picture so maybe I shouldBut I also have to make a Pace focused pull plan for my wives..
>>573617512lol that finish767108317671083176710831
>>573617795uh... okay?
>>573617890pace promotion for oguri is a death sentence I guess
>>573617648>weBeeeee yourselfPull according to your needs
well fuck, it finally happened. After 35~ wins in a row, my SS Mayano with NSM and capped speed/stam and 1002 power lost a race to the B McQueen legend. I had thought it was impossible; to block someone with NSM you have to truly surround her in a tight grouping. She even had great mood from a parfait, lol.
>>573617648unless you have lots of money to spend you don't pull that card, it's a borrow in the two miles and one sprint before Ruby herself comes out (who you're obviously going to use if you're a late surger player)
Cows absolutely love her.
>1% on ponut training >fail it
>>573618034Distance cards in general always have worse stats than style cards
>>573617890539025845390258453902584
>>573617648>latecuck power card with a sprint goldskippy skippers, like taiki shuttle suggested
>>573618024My SS Summer Hag with 1200/900/1100/500/1200 and Medium S lost to the B Rudolf legends race. Only one loss in 60 runs, but still. Seething over here.
>paces get 1st and 2nd place into late race>explode and dieWHERE ARE THE FRONTNIGGERS NOW??????
>>573618243sorry, not meta!
>>573618243You can either make a front to take it or a late to behave like a pacer.
>>573618243I cant remember the last time I saw a front in a room for CM16. It's like 4-6 pace, with remaining spots being some mix of late Oguri and debuffers. I don't know how indicative of the actual CM it'll be, especially with a bunch of suckers pulling that shiny new Smaru speed card and wanting to use it. But based on what I've seen it's going to be pace-dominated.
>>573618173128073621280736212807362I'll do a last one, I guess
>front"""""main""""" (80% of /uma/ btw) suddenly doing lates and pacesummmm bwzos where is le frontniggers in le sprints??? ur 100 porcento parentslaving equal 100 porcento win rate? no?? ok heres ur shitty maru card gwo? le whales strat??? oh nonono frontchoos your wins(victorias)? frontards your responses? your hit ratios frontloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono frontflops the CM is le gambling frontniggers your stable style frontcunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm frontblobs hmmm???? frontputts??? where's the commotion frontnuts??? gro, your groundwork fronthurls??? your build a frontjillion lengths straight from the gates frontshunts hmm??? huh??? frontpiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your highest sweep rate gameplan??? frontwiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh fronthype frontpyoi cygame cashcow frontshizzles hmm hmm??? currency equine even wait wait wait bzo your pp+dd frontloos??? wro bwo your numero uno to awesome front anglings???? gwo your schemings??? frontpiddles your mandated 90% gajillion coolio success rate awesome style after a shilljillion parentrun years 5 greens groundwork bwo bro vro????? frontfizz your don't stop no don't stop till finish woahh woahh woahhh woaaaaah wooaaaaaaah strategem???? whale philosophy running style frontpukes????
>>573618571Gonna train a fr*nt if I get a smooch
>>573618531goofed up that result>>573618524they're just fucked, I ran 2 normal fronts too and they just do nothing because paces easily catch up to them anyway
>>573618243your angling on lucky pace??
my front works
you can't get Racing+ spark outside of URa but at least you can get the normal version
>>573618524I predict the actual CM will still have a pace-majority but you'll still queue into a few stray fronts
umamusume fuck
>>573618681I saw one front in like 20 rooms I did and it was a Bakushin, and my Taiki and Maya both hit the budding/shooting combo into ignited power and... Bakushin won with literally like a 3 length lead. That was a weird one.
I'm an f2p who spent his last 40 rolls trying for summer goldship and got nothing. Am I cooked? Am I missing out on any important upcoming umas or supports? I wanted her so bad bros
>>573618659Keep training pacers
>>573618243front "oshi" players when their style is not free wins anymore
>>573618860>paceEw...
>>573618875I was always saying I'm changing to pace chasers during GL and when Helios comes out because other future umas I like are pace chasers
>>573618852yes there's a human rights banner in 2 weeks
>>573618571Smug Teio shitting on frontdorks, you love to see it
>>573618243Nishino is deserving of a mating press.
>>573618910Pace on my chase
>>573618034>>573618175why not tho, it scales like shit (good, only needs 1 copy) and frees the borrow slot
Almost every team I supported in this World Cup has lost
>>573618571I'm a metaslave I build umas to win, not pride that's gay
>>573619006This Teio is dangerous.
>>573619184you might think you can afford some flex banners now since there's barely anything worth rolling on, but trust me, you're going to need every single carat you're hoarding
>>573619184What are you freeing the borrow slot up for during GL? You should have the most important cards yourself anyway.
>>573618531nobody joined so I just canceled it, ty.
am i trolling if i don't get neck and neck on my pacesi don't know why but dropping one wit for pow on 4wit2spd completely bricks my runs for some reason
>>573619310Just use this.https://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>573613491Ok 2 paces one debuffed
>>573619403Won't she still be good after GL? Lots of people are gonna permaborrow Ancestors in GM
>>573619408Thank you for hosting!
Honestly might just make Front Bakushin to go with Pace Taiki and Pace Curren Chan (forma de original)
>>573619474That is because Daiwa has no prio and no training stats. She is a brick. You do not need it if you have the other accels.
How many crystals should I have? I only have 1 rainbow and am 7 shards away from my 2nd.
>>573619403didn't pull for neicha...
Every time I dread entering the casino, I pull out a picture of my wife King Halo smiling.
The Emperor's new Racewear sure does leave a strong impression on me...
>>573619474This is how I feel running 2nd Taiki with 30% power bonus
>>573619492i did gwo
>>573619901
>>573619474it works on taiki ogidk about anyone else
>>573619403>>573619841Ok actually, LB1 Ruby is basically the same as MLB so if your scenario pulls go well and you're an end/late player who needs the borrow slot for CB/NN, then yes, getting that card isn't a bad idea.>>573619620We were specifically talking about late surger players and they're just going to run Ruby or Ballroom Ruby (who have the skill) when those come out. If you're a backliner oshi player who will need the card for a long time then sure, getting LB1 can be useful.I don't think not getting at least one copy of Ancestors is a good idea unless you already have your decks and line-ups planned out, there are too many different skill cards that you'll want to borrow.
>>573620024SEEEEX
ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
>>573620024I jobbed thereno curvature, no top runner, no high spirits award
who's the kylian mbappe of umamusume?
im running a front running bakushin
>>573620321that one in the middle is pokke when she sees fuji
>>573620408No one because africans don't exist
>>573619474head-on is all you need
>>573620479>he didn't watch the anime
>>573620408this dark roast
>>573620598>watching slopLmao
>>573619474I just cant be bothered to roll the head on insp roulette anymore
>>573620479most horses are brown or black though?
>>573619829Should be 3 full crystals, but I used 1 of these to get Kitasan up to 3LB because her rerun was not kind to me. I could have used the first anni and 1.5 anni tickets for that, but I've been saving those because I'm a Creeklet and Fine Motionlet who's been waiting on spooks to use those to get one of them to a usable level.
>>573620754>implying africans are the only brown or black raceThat's racist bro
>>573620702run a character that has it built in or an event
>>573620097Yeah looking through GL and GM CMs, it might actually be a really really good idea if you can spare it6/12 CMs
>>573620868>UOOOOOOH cunny vs UOOOHOHOHOHO cunny
>>573620097>>573620993Oh, but there are selectors available between GL and GM
>>573619657shitter>>573620501but true
>>573620903I can't be racist. I'm talking to a brown person right now without slurs
>these ANIMALS are still at itSick
>>573621159Use your avatar
>>573621291Leave her alone
>>573621039ruby is prim and proper not loud and boisterous
>>573620993How many of That is GM? 3?
>>573621186Point proven but what you wrote is the gayest thing I've seen here and some anons literally want pics of each other's cocks so gratz fag
>>573621256Didn't your danchud tell you not to do that again? Can't wait to see you fold again
>>573621256i'm glad my danchou put his foot down
>>573621361Yeppers
>>573621390I censored the names this timeBesidesFUCK DANCHOU GONNA DO
Ough umama? Umama? Umama hahaha? Smoochies? Smoochm? Umam?a??? Haha umama ?? Uamama kisses sex umama?? *cums* umama??? Umamma ?? *shits farts* erm....umama?? Um umama haha hehe hoohoo! umama...m?
>>573621554I say this
>>573621552RUBY HATE
>>573621554Yes. Smoochies
>>573618982But Helios is stronger as front
>>573621554don't shit and fart all over umama, that's giving it exactly what it wants!
>>573621663I knew she would be into freaky shit like this
>incels at it again
>>573621639she is absolutely fine as pace
I like Ruby, but not if she gets a rash. Then I say Die, itchy Ruby
>>573621554Beautiful post
>>573614472terrible audiokill yourself
>>573621796Can I get a kissy
>>573621256Just don't be an inactive shitter, and request more often
>>573621421Is it really 3? I quickly checked the spreadsheet and only saw 2, did i miss onee? Turf mile and dirt mile. And whale late deck didn't even use ruby for dirt, so she's technically only must have in one?
>>573621796shut up, cockslut
>>573621857
>>573621796I can't be an incel because I'm a rapist checkmate
>>573620993>>573621126Yes, definitely something to consider for backline players if your budget is looking good. A similar case for pace chaser players is the K.S. Miracle guts card, you can basically use it for every sprint and mile CM/LoH for over a year (there's quite a lot of those, including dirt) and even at 0LB she actually doesn't lose that much compared to MLB. Very high value pick-up, just unfortunate that the card doesn't make the cut-off for the GM selector, so you actually have to invest pulls.
Here's your kiss, my sweet baby. Chu chu.
So why are we orbiting again
any cute horses in here?
>>573622046She doesn't type like this>>573622057We all like her
I got called a sex addict for suggesting that Digitan is a massive gooner but how the fuck else are you supposed to read the lines she is saying
>>573618837Mommy.
>>573622046Now this is a white woman jumpscare
>danchou is gaining fan againthank you e***bot
>>573621975
>>573622278Smooch?
>>573621965Admittedly not my best, that's why I didn't attach a Rudolf to it.
>>573622330platonic sex only.
>>573622445Umama doesn't do platonic skinwalker
Ugffgghhhhffffffuckkkkkk im so pregnant … im pregnant with a joke….*Gives birth*Oh no… the delivery was terrible…(The baby died)
>>573622137three goddesses, I love digitan
To follow up from the previous thread, GL autoplay with the right cards is definitely OP, you get SS rank with a good amount of skill points and can do all the races anyway. I used only cards with 1SP bonus and got over 300 more than my previous run, so that helps.
>>573621907I request twice a day!That's good enough right???With the 8 hour cooldown & all
>>573622278cuddle>>573622348ravage
>>573622521
>>573622521Opening this thread was a mistake.
>>573622521Relatively high quality post
>>573622521this started out sexy but turned into an absolute comedic abortion
>>573621554Please stop bullying and making fun of my pure, virgin bride to be
https://poal.me/fuxde4https://poal.me/fuxde4https://poal.me/fuxde4
>>573622770Proof?
I got access to the Umama AV debut video code: 564umanko
>>573621914Sprint/Mile
is all the um*ma posting stemming from anons getting uppity because she just joins lobbies really quickly?
>>573618982You're supposed to run Helios as a big nige with the Palmster so you can dunk on other fronts
>>573622585take responsibility for your ravaging
>>573622852I'm not posting Umamas hymen as proof of virginity
New gaslight just dropped, please use it sparingly>SR Sweepy is just as good as LB3 Tachyon
>>573622570The skill point gain is definitely super good for parents, the way the game calculates your SP gain is mainly the rarity and LB level of your cards so if you can scrounge together a bunch of welfare SSRs you will have 3600+ SP no matter whatonly reason i cant test further is that all my mlb SSR cards have SP bonus which also counts in autoplay for greedy money hungry whore reasons
>>573622980>hymen
>>573621989cool my meme got through, next meme 0lb kris s stamina
She just couldn't let him go, you know... because she was Still in Love
>>573622936Maybe my spreadsheet is wrong but there's not a single sprint during GM?
ok well I just had a sprint S turf S fuji run so I want to test her1 room539202675392026753920267
>>573622046I'm into this including the punch
>>573622980You know they don't give you a hymen during the procedure, right?
>>573623059sorry, hywomen
>>573623220She's a girl
so are end closers the only ones doomed this cm
>>573623309yes
>>573620949I only have taiki and i'm not a fan of wasting half of my insp on med sparks either
>>573623309fronts are bricked too
>>573622959I shall like the diligent oji-san I am.
>>573623183Oh, wait no, is CM26 not GM?
>>573623309they can do stuff but no OYL is real crippling since late surgers also die without OYL
>>573623309End closers have higher win rate than fronts actually. But they need leap forward
>>573623254
>>573623381wrong
>>573620598I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that.
>>573623203damntoo bad she doesn't have gw butokay one more254394762543947625439476
>>573623438adorable ryan
>>573623254I respect her gender identity
>>573621256
>>57362339626 is the dirt mile one. And 25 is turf mile. Which one is the third?
>>573623495>>573623546It's true
>>573623009No one loves Stay Gold and Stay Gold doesn't care about anyone but herself
>>573623628fuck marry
>>57362358122?
>>573623628kill kill
>>573623581LoH #2 is the only sprint in GM and even as a late surger fanatic, you're probably not playing them there other than maybe Ruby herself.
>>573623859Let's see Rice panties.
>>57362373722 is in grand Live. And if it somehow moves into GM, the ancestor card is still not gonna be released by that point
>>573623589
>>573623519>late startthanks
>>573623915check dms
>>573623915
with fully charged, do we run a power card during grand live? idk if it's possible to get 1201+ power with just sparks + speed clicks
>>573623995that's the 3rd time in a row he loses to him lmaohe will never recover after this one
>>573623514>"ara, it's quite modest, isn't it?"
>>573624035Thanks bro.>>573624057Yummers.
>>573624071People are going to answer no.They will be wrong.
>>573624101if I knew someone's gonna be an obnoxious shitposter I'd have turned off spectating
>just got home and have to download the 14 GB update againno...
>>573624116That's hot
>>573624181It's just the same guy talking about himself in third person again. Pay him no mind
>>573624306me
>>573623939So Ruby would only see use in 2 of 4 of GM, then, my bad
>>573624181gwo it's just a lil shitpost why mad :3>>573624256how does it feel like to lose every single time Meiya? you sure talked a lot of shit for someone who keeps jobbing to him lol
>>573624071Why wouldn't you? You could already max out Power with Speed and Wit cards before stats got uncapped
>>573624376if that's actually someone I think it is I'm disappointed
>>573624071There will likely be cases where you borrow a power card for its skill, and if it's actually good to train power with then all the better.
>>573624236Game opens up fine for me, what'd you do
You can only post in the next thread if your country hasnt been knocked out in the world cup
>>573624520I've just been gone since before the update and need to get my runs in before my wife gets home.
>>573624557I'll just pretend to be French you'll never know
>>573624236>his account got (((flagged)))
>>573624517i can see there being a funny case where we use vodka power for BOFA during the long/2200 so we get enough stam + power + speed
>>573624661your wife doesnt play uma with you? your marriage is in shambles, sorry bwo
>>573616560>>573616770THE IRISH PRINCESS
>>573624683Would you really subject yourself to the horror of being fr*nch?
My parent's kinda not bad...
>>573624071If it has one of>high training effectiveness + friendship bonus>mid to high initial friendship>specialty prioritythen sure, but if they have 2 or even all 3 of those things, then it's pretty great. Feel like Uokka should be in there as well, even if she has no TE
>>573624306Rice is so lewd...
>>573624792it's healthy for long-term romantic couples to have their own individual time.
>>573624557next thread isnt going to be for hours man talk about advance notice
WTF there's just a gap in the back to show her butt off. What a skank!
>>573624963this is true. but its also nice to have some hobbies that overlap. my wifes reading right now while i shitpost
>when you need to use the most random deck for a chance to have enough skills to buy at the end
>There's a daily limits of carats from winning races in career which is max 30. Is this true? First time I'm hearing about this. Any sweepy users can confirm?
>>573623628The fact that Brian is shorter than Kitasan, Doto and NTR is weird to me.
>>573624692I was already planning on using Rice Shower, now power got even better...
>>573625094I don't know the limit but I get at least 20 a day from G1 race wins doing dailies.
Hi how it's going
>>573625026your wife doesn't read in your lap? your marriage is in shambles...jk enjoy your shitposting fellow wife guy
>>573624836oui oui... hon hon hon...
>>573624940They included Tamamo and not BrianThis tierlist is hot garbage
>>573625262kys stetranny
If I only have one gold skill, and use Sexo Golshis' skill, does it trigger twice or it doesn't trigger at all and I need a second gold?
>>573624940Why is Riko still used in GL?
>>573625262I'm having a bad day today and just don't feel like doing anything...
>>573625262Eishin my paizuri slave
>>573625493Tomorrow will be better
>>573625493Fuck you
wife
>>573625493I feel exactly like you but not only that but I want to die in my sleep right nowumasumi
>>573625728DieUmasumi
>>573617017hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex
>Check Nattie power cardThe fuck, that card is broken, she gives so many good skills and is usable at lb1>Realize you can't run Nattie wit with itOh...
>>573625472In a scenario where you're really going to aim for friendship trainings, hoping you get more energy cost reduction and a reduced failure rate doesn't hurt.
>>573625728You posted something similar yesterday and didn't follow through with it coward
>>573625928also has no TE so only offers value on power training
>>573625928I didn’t forget to mention it when I was talking about Late power optionsIf you do want to roll for it, there is a 6 month gap in between it and Diamond Wit WITH our accelerated schedule that you would have to wait to be able to use it
once again,golshi game
>>573626051you'd know huh
This will happen to your tachyon pullshttps://youtu.be/79PIBkUTvm0
>>573626390>maru only S+, not SSLMAO BRRRRRRRRICKED
>>573617017need to motorboat Light Hello
>>573626390Nattie wit doko
>>573626442I already burned my bad luck on Kitasan rerun when I got one copy of her in a spark, and 2 off banner SSRs with guts Spechud and guts Ass Wonder. I'm more annoyed I got a lowroll on SSRs, regardless of the quality. And if it happens again, well, won't be my first rodeo but I'll accept my brick status
>>573626390how does nishino wit goes from A starting GL to S at it's end?
>>573626390Always gotta keep in mind that we're on different race mechanics from JP GL now, old tier lists come with a big grain of salt.
Why's this thread dead as fuck
>>573625725Wife Nature.
>>573625615I hope so>>573625623I wish someone would fuck me, preferably an uma>>573625728goodnight
>>573626620JP didnt have buffed OYL at this point. She'll be mandatory for lates the whole scenarioMuch to my dismay
>>573626390Mr. CB is SS tier? I thought she was just a specialized card for End Closers
>>573626758Umama and erping scared all the normalfags away for good
>>573626753yep, daiwa power i think stonks will go up for paces for N&N bc before they didn't have much accel, wonder if they'll still use the fuckass bijin wit card for NSM
>>573626827maybe it's different in longer tracks but on the sprint one even buffed OYL isn't that great. Like it's good but it's only on par with like, the other accels.
>>573626936She's not even here now
>>573626750Determined Descent is a perfect proc in CM19, but other than that the card is irrelevant. So it turned out to actually be very good, but only for one CM.
>>573626970This McQueen got deleted too
>>573626758Playing other games
>>573626936Why is it so bad on this general compared to others? There's zero erp on another vg general I frequent
>>573627049unironically this. been busy all day playing something else, and now im eating before doing my daily runs.
O0O0O0O0O0O MANT could never
>>573626867Great stat stick with some generic hints like thh and hh, also mandatory for end closers
How does this Ardan make you feel?
>>573627151not pictured: me, their HUSBAND, just leaving the train before coming home and fucking the shit out of both my pretty wives
>>573627213Disgusting little freak.
>>573627268Aroused.Need to have sex with her thighs.
>>573627276sorry bro they are in lesbians with each other
>>573627268I want to meet her sisters
>>573626390is SMaru just S+ just bc it's more niche for fronts and also low SP?
>>573627268sad
>>573627426>>573627528>>573627558Look closely
>>573627247is she usable at 1LB...?
>>573627049How do I let go and play something else thoughThe sunken cost phallusy or something like that has me by the balls
>>573627120Idk compared to the mmo general (and some of the other gacha ones) this place is very tame.>>573627615Yeah she's usable at 1lb.
>>573627734just take the b finals dawg
>>573627606DAMN, that is one tiny skirt.I am only getting more aroused
>>573627734>The sunken cost phallusy or something like that has me by the ballswhat do you mean? just make some aces and take a break, I do my dailies every day then just enjoy stuff once aces are done.
>>573627524>>573627151neither of them would act like this
>>573627606sadder
kitasan rape
>>573627741perfect, thanks bro. she's my only wit SSR besides finemo
>>573626758Sprints are boring as fuck, do you prefer thread drama?
>>573628075Yeah
>>573627540Low special priority in the "get double rainbows" scenario, and given you're only running 2 speed cards for Mediums and above, that means cutting Tachyon or Kita
Suddenly the schizo is spamming the thread
>>573628075There already is thread drama here
>>573627778It always been B finals for me post-MANT anyways>>573627878What I meant to say is I think I'd play this game a lot less if I hadn't poured time and money to roll umas in the first place
>>573627997goddamn, my bwo's tits look fucking huge in that black shirt
>yuri spam to annoy people?"that's no schizo keep moving">anon reposting cute webms?"HOLY SCHIZO SHUT THE FUCK UP IM MENTALLY ILL"
>>573627606I want to meet her sisters more
>>573623042yeah GL autoplay is just broken, you get stats and sp from GL training with sp cards while also getting more sp from doing all the races. if you can do dirt races, you get way more sp than a normal GL run can achieve. this might actually end up being the best parent farm method just because of all the sp, but the actual cards that you'll have to use for hints probably won't have sp bonus, so the total will be lower.
>>573628386I think any spammer is a schizo
>>573627991I can't tell what she's holding but I want her to bring it down on my head and kill me after I've had my ramen so I can die satisfied
Umasumi bros
>>573628457that makes you a schizo as well considering you keep spamming about "jp this jp that"curious
>>573628529This makes you a schizo because you keep bringing up schizos
>>573628509Numasumi!>>573622570>>573628445This is VERY good to know in advance, glad to see that it's actually worth a damn, beyond "haha fan runs" or whatever.
>>573628529Umama
>>573628162is 3 speed 2 wit still viable for the 2000/2200/2500?
>>573628281>What I meant to say is I think I'd play this game a lot less if I hadn't poured time and money to roll umas in the first placeif you're not having fun just take a break, the umamusume aren't going anywhere and if you're not getting straight platinums already you're not going to start while you're burned out.
>>573627997>>573628214got a gimlet one?
I like Teio's perky little bum.
>>573628790Yeah, bro! Just use all that free stam you get from racing
Gold City asked about meeting my girlfriend, then had this weird smile when I said I was single. Is she gonna bully me?
Suzuka love!Love for Suzuka!
So bold!
Who is your favorite uma not in terms of looks or personality but in the writing of their character story?
Smart Wonder.
grrr every time i see this slut, i want to fuck her brains out
hey
>>573628982Unrelated but just to let you know, you can’t have an Uma musume tried in court for rape if it was caused by their heat cycle.
>>573629049King Halo
>>573629120Smooch
>>573629049Probably Suzuka. I don't find her sexy at all because she simply is not my type, but I liked the story they gave her.
>>573629049eishin flash, her good ending brought me to tears
>>573629157ssup
>>573629157Hi Umama
>>573629159That seems really weird. Why are humans second-class citizens?
>>573629049Maruzensky has all three but they made me like Suzuka the most of all in spite of her being a flat kuudere.
>>573629341Just wear proper clothing and not look like you’re asking for it
>>573629471Calm down, Jamal.
>>573622046POV of my balls
>>573629471then if i want to get raped by an uma i should dress like a slutty shota?
>>573629049>>573629415A shout out to King Halo and Nice Nature too, they had really strong in game stories.
>>573629471But it is hot out. I want to wear shorts and sleeveless shirts.
>>573629471I wear suggestive clothes on purpose to provoke my trainee
>>573629049Kitasan Black. Every night, I play her career with skip disabled just before I need to go to bed.
>>573629528I am trying to help a fellow Toreina from not getting raped >>573629620Why are you like this
>>573628505Jani wouldn’t kill you haha…
Is 1LB Speed Maru worth using?
>>573627991Cute Journey
>>573629705We're going to have to cut this short. Gold City just asked to meet in my office. Said not to bring my keys? Weird but whatver.
>>573629705sometimes a shota just wants to get raped senseless by a strong female
>>573629089Cute fatty
Bakushin-san BAKUSHIN doko
Don't remember what the step after this was but I finally got a gw restraint parent
>>573630316I'm going to kiss her forehead and hold her for at least two minutes.
Here me outWhat if....We RAPE the Umama
>>573630327your dirt ??
what the FUCK is this now? why so damn late, and for a pal card I don't even use?
>>573630376Anal is gross, no thanks
>>573629721It's like 80% of the way to MLB iirc so like Mr. CB, you don't NEED to go farther, it's just a bonus
>>573630464enjoy the sex
>>573630464There has always been a purely random chance that it happens anyway, for any Pal card.
I wish I was an Umamusume.I hate driving.
>>573630410Are 4 dirt sparks on the grandparents enough or...
>>573630682The fuck. That's cool as hell, but holy shit that's also so odd. Like the ultimate gamble of sorts.
maruzensky LOVE
>>573629163>that moment when she realizes all the "first-rate" was just an actreally hit hard
>>573630130How are you getting in your office without your keys?
recommendations for what to run to produce strong TT umas with a sexshi parent?
Stego cute.
>>573630738yeah you can have full event chains complete if you get lucky enoughi got taking the lead from twin turbo once before that way
>>573630523I see... How many tickets will we get/get to buy during 1.5? Should I get her to at least 3LB?
>>573630949She said she had her own key. Weird, I don't remember giving her one, but I must have.
>>573630708If I remember correctly the great great-grandparents are the ones to have the dirt sparks so you the grandparents will still have the legacy with them so when you make parents with those grandparents you can run the dirt races
>>573630376kitasan rape indeed
>>573627787Epic
>>573631070Holy fuck you talk like a virgin
>>573631136
>>573630738i got Aoi last night on unity, finished her chain just to see if i'd still get the ending cutscene after URA but looks like it still requires actually having the card equipped and getting the friendship bar up
>>573629076>Train Cafe multiple times, can never get her to 1200 1200 for TT long, always a pain to train her>Train Wonder for long ONCE, and get pic related on first attemptMore evidence that I should never again in my life bother to try and train Cafe.
>>573631070Gotcha, so I'm not done yet
>>573631171
>>573630376
>>573631358she's a big gal
>>573631171Rude
>>573631358Hi Umama
>>573631171You talk like how a man thinks a woman talks.
>>573631260You may want to double check but it'll be a long process... also meant great-grandparents not great-great but the more dirt sparks in the further lineage the better i guess
>>573630376Try if you can
I am having so much fun with the Updated Aoharu. It's literally night and day doing runs. I feel like I have superpowers and can literally make CM Uma's or make Uma's that can beat anyone. I hope Grand Live is just as great as this.
>>573630376I had a friend who thought that, nobody's seen him in a decade and the police have done nothing
>>573631687i felt this way until i ran rooms
>>573631609Umama would oblige
Why are the schizos attacking Umama?
>>573631849some anons are upset he joined like 20 rooms in a row last night
>decide to do a G1>check training>rainbow + 2 purples in wit>but I really need SP>do race anyway>2nd
>>573631916That's every day though
Don't listen to my skinwalker
>rape rape rape rape>smooch smooch all of you are raging faggots kill yourselves
>>573631985There's nothing gay about smooches.
>>573631935>rainbow + 2 purples in witPretty sure that gives more SP than a g1 win unless you're playing shitty witcards on a 60RB deck
>>573630794Love for Maruzensky!
>>573631916Stop talking bout yourself in 3rd person
I'm Umama, ask me anything
>nonnies getting uppity again
burbon and that dumb thing she does when extending her arm
do I just make three frontrunners for the next CM
>>573631985im going to RAPE RAP RAPE and SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH HELIOS
>>573632167Please don't call me nonny it makes me feel weird.
>>573632167stop skinwalking me
>>573632232Nonny...
nonny is too close to nonce so it just sounds like someone is desperately trying to call everyone pedos
>>573632198Bring a shovel so you can bury them after the first day.
>>573632061I have 35RB and G1s give me 60SP but yeah I don't have good SSR wit cards
"Nonny" is just a /trash/ word so it only proves he resides there
>>573632167Please keep calling me nonny, it's cute
>>573632481thanks for letting us know, /trash/poster
>>573632530You have no grounds to be calling anyone a /trash/poster as an insult.
>>573632530No problem Umama, see you there
>>573631234I love Cafe, but I know making a competitive uma or even TT uma with 30% stamina growth will get me so far. I still look forward to her Valentine alt, 20% stam and 10% power is an improvement. Valentine alt also already comes with End A so that's a plus
>>573630682I have never once had this happen to me. It must be a .1% chance or something.
>>573632791Still gonna use the school shooter costume?
>>573631756Well if you run Rooms those are the Sweats usually. >>573632791How good is Cafe's Valentine Alt? Or even her recent Alt compared to the original?
>>573631408UUUU
>>573633061cafe owes me impregnation
What do you value more? A training with a chevron on two umas who have already popped or a chevron on one uma who hasn't?
I learnt about the Trojan Uma after seeing my teacher write on the blackboard with
>>573633061
>>573633178when I find you I'm breaking your hands
>>573633142How is she going to impregnate you?
I want Fuji Kiseki to torment me. After so many victories under her belt, of course the press would want to know where she plans to plant her conquering flag next. And Tracen is happy to provide a space just so reporters can take photos, record video, and throw a million questions at Fuji. And at me. I hoped that the questions would stay focused on Fuji, to let her make her own plans, her own goals. But then, dreadfully, a question is aimed at me. I hardly hear the question. The moment I go to answer, I gasp out as Fuji's nails dig into my thigh. I bet whomever was recording enjoyed the shot of my shocked face. I stumble, getting ready to give a simple, generic answer. Fuji's grip tightens on my thigh, cutting my off mid-sentence. When I try to speak again, she strokes her hand along my leg, stopping each time her hand presses against my crotch. My reactions seem to amuse the press. They keep firing them. Fuji keeps tormenting. Under the table, Fuji already has me unzipped and pulled out, her hand gripping and stroking me in painfully slow teases. No reporter is able to tell what is going on. All they see, all they care about, is the camera shy reporter stumbling over his answers. How cute! The shy Trainer paired with an Umamusume that was born for the camera. The questions blur now. Who says what is unknown. My senses are all pulled towards Fuji Kiseki, her thumb pressed against slit. Fortune, if it can be called that, comes when Fuji takes over for answering for me. Her eyes and her attention directed to the reporters, while her hand rapidly stokes. I groan, leaning forward against the table, Fuji's hand coming up and covering to catch everything I have to give. The reporters think I am getting sick. Politely, Fuji asks to take me aside to check on me. All an excuse to pull me away from the camera, just so I can focus on her. Focus on her licking her fingers clean until there is not a trace of me left on her. Fuji gets +1 hints towards Left-Handed.
>>573633106Good for long and top meta for long
>>573633061Cafe I swear to god I will impregnate you once the clock strikes midnight
>>573633280https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11740520
>he bought ze mile skills?>load ze Medium S (9 mile 3 medium btw):DDDDDDD
>>573633245So you're saying my hands would be
>>573633324>After so many victories under her belt,the real horse had what, one G1 win? Your fantasies are working overtime, lmao.
I love Rice
>>573633324I say this
>>573633537wouldnt have happened with 12 mile!
>do cheeky single pull>get another copy of my wifeyep i'll take it
>>573633472I get WHY artists do it, I just wish they didn't give umas literal horse penises. That being said, it was funny seeing Eishin Flash at the Dahby with everyone laughing at his tiny peen
>>573633324
>>573633771Yeah it'd be Mile A Medium A instead. I wasn't actually fishing for Mile S since I just wanted a new TT miler but it's kinda aggravating that out of all the mile and turf sparks, they had to pick the one I won't actually benefit from.
>>573631234>NExt run turned into this>Barely any Purple, and the most blue bubbles I ever made, but never on anything I need it onWhat a weird run...
Would it be offensive to call El Condor Passa a
HISHIAMA SEXO
>>573629049opera
>>573633948uma penises are the fucking hottest penises ive seen
>>573633730let him have his fuji fantasies
>TT is at 855k
>>573633730>the real horse had what, one G1 win?Correct! That's why I'm poorly writing about the Umamusume who can win multiple G1s during her career and not the actual horse. Doubt hooves would feel good against your dick.
>last day of the year>full energy into witit's one of those days, huh...
>>573633948nobody was doing that
An old cheese grater lived its
So which skill is better for this CM In High Spirits or Neck and Neck?
>>573634437IHS
>>573633061Nah, she's briefly out of that phase.>>573633106Valentine comes with Encroaching Shadow and gets a super speed boost on longs with her ult. Also will have a new end closer ability called Rapid Overtakes/Clean Sweep which gives a speed boost in the first half of late race. Sucks if it's triggered right at accel phase, but still seems fun with optimal timing.Don't know about Wedding, outside of seeing her high up in rank from a recent picture, but that's because JP is doing a long track so seems par for the course.
>>573634339Rudolf please log off....
Stupid Mackie....
>>573634523Can I at least gather up my
>>573634339I chuckled at this one
>>573634437IHS can work for midgame and carryover, Neck is unneeded unless you are somehow unable to get Nishino+Taiki ult.
>>573634731
>>573634898You seem a little sick, do you need a
I will knock up Orfe as a reward for uhhhh existing
>>573634891what about head-on?
>>573635114Would Orfevre be a good mother?
How we feeling about this beta Furowa?I will be working on her for the rest of my borrows until the end of CM but want feedback nonetheless
>>573633537>Medium 3 triggers a second timeI will not get mad today
>>573635261she mistreats lorraine dailyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELpDOxnBc3Y
>>573634437if you value your sanity, neck and neck for not being tied to a g*ts agemasen cardotherwise IHS
>>573635089
Just ate a dominoes pizza with 7 toppings by myself
>>573635582I'm hungry now
>>573635582Should have been 7 dominoes pizzas instead
>>573635462Poor Marche
>>573635527Getting a notification must be like you having taking the time to
>3.4k sphmmmm. pretty good considering i got fucked by the scam nurse at the end
>>573635582Just one?
I forgot to burst on power so no ignited spirit power and no leap forward on 12* sparks i want to kill myself
>>573635261Orfevre is gorgeous
>>573635285Please answer....
Does anyone know if auto can hit distance sparks from inspirations?
At culinary school I could never make both a delicious and
>>573635940OYL is all the gamba you need
>>573635859Only enough money for one. At least it had a cheese stuffed crust
>>573635850I couldn't find air groove receiving psychic damage so here's super creek instead
>>573636530is slick surge good enough...
>>573636737Nyo
>>573635261Obviously yes. The real question is would the trainer be a good father?
>>573636737For whatever reason if a gold skill is really good, it's just insanely better than its base version to the point that the base version often isn't adequate (unless it's something like groundwork)
>>573636582I think the only stuffed crust I like is pizza hut's. their pan crust too, although domino's does an alright one. papa john's had a special deal for their new pan crust when it came out earlier this year so I tried it and it was terribly undercooked and raw in the center. made me sick.
>>573634339This anon is a gem. I love him
>>573636582I want to fuck the shit out of tama and make her happy by giving her expensive food, the same goes for her siblings so they can all smile and go happily to sleep
>>573637087Tama isn't poor, she makes a lot of money from races. She simply grew up poor and thus is a miser because she's terrified of becoming poor again.
>>573637087based????
>>573637087she's a poor bumpkin with an unrefined palette, good food would be wasted on her and she wouldn't be able to properly appreciate it.
>>573637168I want to fuck the shit out of tama and make her happy by giving her expensive food, the same goes for her siblings so they can all smile and go happily to sleepSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR REALISM BULLSHIT I DO NOT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
>>573635582stuffed crust?
>>573636901An /uma/ trainer? Of course not
>>573637259You're overthinking things, fatso. Instead of her and family getting generic brand type cheap shit, I'd simply buy them brand shit, easy way to impress everyone, alongside other things they might need.
>>573635192Perfectly fine, having at least 0.6 accel going into late race will give you plenty of advantage, and you get there with Nishino inherit + Taiki inherit + Head-On. I just find it difficult to see Neck being worth pursuing over Light as a Feather/High Spirit being both a midrace skill especially when all of midrace is a corner, making any straightaway skill proc in late race or last spurt, so your choices are pretty limited and potential carryover, while Neck is fun but only does the one thing you should be set for. Ideally, if you got lucky with cards or are a whale, you'd go for both, but got to be realistic.
>>573637259>with an unrefined paletteThat's just Tokyo snobbery looking down on Osakans in the writing, when I was in Japan I personally found the food in Osaka to consistently be better. Hell I just liked Osaka more in general, even the people are just generally friendlier despite the fact that I'm a foreign white guy, and don't act like they're all in a hurry to be somewhere.The whole sidewalk thing is funny though, now I get the joke any time it comes up in anime
>>573637087you're supposed to train them not start a family with them
>>573637525sidewalk thing?
>>573637442hey I think I would do alright
>>573637525>City slickers are a bunch of faggots in a rushYeah no shit sherlock
you are not japanese and you never went to japan, stop making shit up incel neet loser
Post oshi wins and yes, this was Group A
>>573637869
>There are dirt exclusive debuffs nowHoly shit next CM will be aids, the worst CM so far.
>>573637869UH OH ANTI JP MELTYYYYYYYYY
>>573637686Hope you get to find out one day then
>>573637925>DominatorYou didn't win
>>573637658Ok so in Tokyo they have these yellow lines built into the sidewalk that indicate what side to walk on for your direction so that there's an orderly flow of foot traffic.Osaka, outside of the most downtown part of downtown in the business district. Does not have them. As a result, there are no rules as to what side you walk on, it's basically "figure it out buddy" and Osakans just pick a random spot in the sidewalk and move forward.>>573637712Osaka is the second-biggest metro area in Japan, 19 million people live there, they are absolutely still city slickers themselves. The stereotype of them being uncouth isn't because they're bumpkins, it's because it's a city of merchants that made its wealth through trade instead of inheritance or bureaucracy, and traditionally old money doesn't like new money.
>>573637259wrong
>>573638115i thought those were for blind people to be able to follow sidewalks since they're raised up to let people feel them when walked on or when touched with sight canes
>NTE released new dragon girl>tries to act tough but is actually massive dork>sounds familiar but can't exactly pinpoint her voice>it's actually Rudolf I feel dumb
>>573637925
>>573638372They are this guy is just a retard. They're in Europe and yellow too
>>573638372I mean it probably is mainly for that, what with the bumps and all. But in general practice, people use them to differentiate which group is walking left and which is walking right.I say it every time it's brought up, Osakans are not country boy southerners, they're New Yorkers that have the equivalent of a Boston accent.
>>573638115IN MY DEFENSE, all I factually said is that city slickers are fags, which I'd know as I used to be one before moving to the super chill and fun suburbs for family reasons as a kid.>it's because it's a city of merchants that made its wealth through trade>Osaka stereotype is them being uncouthI already felt like I'd enjoy those fucks a bunch, esp compared to Tokyo people, but this settles it.>what side to walk on for your directionWasn't that a unwritten rule of sorts for escalators and and other things? I swear that was a thing in Asia, UK or whatever the fuck.
>>573635285>>573636158I would have liked to have seen Beeline Burst because it's technically a Pulse that has variable timing. That's what my Furowa did where she won in a lobby that was half UGs, and in 3 other races I tried, never fell below fourth. Might refine her, but I'm content for a few days with the results.But you do have Leap Forward and RS: Stamina so that can help out with the last stretch, and plenty of accel options, seems like a cool late surger build.
>>573638570Shakur looks mega ShaKUTE here ngl desu
>>573614710Light O's uncrossed arms make me laugh every time
Guys I think I'm gay.
>>573638696Grats?
>>573638696
>>573638696Same
Tomorrow is the world horse day to celebrate the role of horses in the world
>>573638570>Wasn't that a unwritten rule of sorts for escalators and and other things?Civilized countries tend to apply road rules (side of travel, right of way) to all traffic
>>573635285>late floweridk if anyone can advise you on that
what if i said i wanted— nay, NEEDED— paizuri, would creeku give it?
>>573638696me too but just for my boyfriend
>>573638860Sexlegs
>>573638904I mean, sure, but I mean specifically for escalators and walking, in which case the funny yellow line fine is funky.Over here people just walk down the sidewalk, dodging each other when the need arises. No one wants to walk near the road, that shits GAY yo!
>>573638674she always is when all you can see is her shakarse
>>573635285Holy based
Is it ERP hours yet I want to fuck a cute uma
>>573638696frontbro...
What did she mean by that?
>>573638902I wish I had a horse to celebrate with
>>573638964meant to attach image
>>573639157Just get a chatbot
>>573639157I'm one of the skinwalkers and I have plans tonight so unfortunately I cannot participate
>>573639095>Over here people just walk down the sidewalk, dodging each other when the need arisesAs I said, civilized countries
>>573638964She's probably one of the few umas that would offer you pity sex if you asked
>>573639313Name a civilized countryThe entirety of Europe or North America are NOT civilized by the way, as you just made clear.
>>573639207she means platonically
>>573638570>Wasn't that a unwritten rule of sorts for escalators and and other things? I swear that was a thing in Asia, UK or whatever the fuck.Ok so this is a funny little thing. Everywhere in Japan you stand on the left side of the elevator and walk up on the right side. Everywhere EXCEPT Osaka. The reason being in the 1970s Osaka was hosting some kind of international expo and the mayor pushed for the city to adopt standing on the right side because that's the international standard outside of Japan so that the city would look more modern, and it just stuck. That's also a common joke in Japan, that only Osakans do that.
>>573639236You can visit a local farm if you have any nearby or support them from afar
>>573639398I see, for a second I thought she meant something else
>>573639495>you stand on the left side of the elevator and walk up on the right sideSo I was thinking of Japan, potentially, that makes sense.>Everywhere EXCEPT OsakaCalm down, you don't have to sell them to me, I'm already all in!
>>573638108Was that OG Cancer Cup? I would have ran her myself at the time but I didn't have her at the time. I barely had any umas back then, pulling a ton on the first Kitasan banner and only getting the pity 0LB was pain until the rerun and the all-uma banner.
>>573639552Currentore is based?
>kicks you in the face
>>573639095>Over here people just walk down the sidewalk, dodging each other when the need arises. No one wants to walk near the road, that shits GAY yo!Unironically that's what a lot of people do in Osaka. As I said, they're like New Yorkers, and god help them if they ever learn the phrase EY IM WALKIN HERE because they will use it with abandon.
>makes you pop a boner
>>573639495This is like saying all New Yorkers go "I'M WALKIN HERE!" and call every corner store a bodega. In practice that's not really the case
>European Heatwave 2: Electric Boogaloo, has arrived, and is gently missing my region by a fucking hairLmao get fucked France and UK, die in HELLFIRE!Let the AC faggotry discussions and seething commence!My favorite Uma is Luna by the way, and I'd like to marry, then fuck her, Teio and Speed at the same time for Generational Oyakodon.>>573639915Now I want a cute Osakan gal to say that while we're walking around the city or something, then she says dirty things into my years in bed
>>573639786sexshi
>>573639802Would this be realistically survivable?
>>573639958the bitch is corrupting Mayano
>>573639915>>573639972lol
>>573640040>86>heatwaveWhat nice summer weather
>>573640040>33C that's 5C less than what was 2 weeks, barely a heat wave
>>573640142Exactly my point.>>573640205>5c lessThe peak was 41c, so count yourself lucky.
>>573629663Kitasan career felt alright, I definitely did not hate it despite all the negative buzz around it. I was ready for some dogshit, but I felt it relatively accurately displayed her as a late bloomer IRL Kitasan, who was looked down by pundits for the good chunk of his early career.It was hurt by the lack of proper gen rivals tho.
For all teiobros, if you're suffering from the heat, losing weight works wonders!
Just turn on your AC gwo
>whorren faggot fell for the baitWE GOT EM BOYS
Guys my friend really likes Helios, can you post some cute and/or lewd Helios that I can send to him to make his day better?
>>573637925Still one of my favorite things to have happened in this game
it's mutation time
Any umas to masterbate to
>>573640397DEIO DA
>>573640367>>573640458WEI
I'm still bringing triple front. Holy fuck, I don't have enough SP for all these fucking skills, UNITY SUCKS
Report from the pasa minesWe got a mile and a medium one... it ain't perfect but im starting to feel the light of freedom
>>573640367>>573640502
>>573640367
>>573637925I still can't believe Laisu only won 4 times in all of Round 1 of Virgo, then came in to win the one race that mattered. Truly my hero.
>>573638964>>573639237Definitely.
>>573639972As someone from Jersey, in fairness that used to be a lot more common. Not specifically that phrase, but that attitude because of taxi drivers just refusing to give pedestrians the right of way.
>>573640576Shakoitus
Are budding blossom and shooting for victory the same for a late surger?
>>573640960Nishino's better
>>573640736I'm from Philly and commute there a lot and have never heard it in my life. But yeah, they certainly never yield to pedestrians so maybe the wording just changed to "what the fuck is your problem dickhead"
>>573639802>licks your foot
>>573641108oh why?
How many races, which scenario, and what deck composition for good TT umas now? I cant go back to class 5I WONT
>>573641026
>>573640530Whats your routine, at what step you are and what's the goal?
>>573641251I mean the phrase originally came from Dustin Hoffman (who is a Californian) in a movie. But the line wasn't scripted, they couldn't actually clear the street in NYC for shooting and a cabbie drove into the shot, and Dustin just went off on the guy, and they just kept it in the moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c412hqucHKw
>>573641307I don't remember exactly why, something about higher proc window if you proc it late.
>>573641307Shooting procs a little earlyBudding is perfectly timed to the start of late race
>>573641026>>573641340I love her.
>>573641307>>573641676To clarify, this is because Nishino has a late race condition on hers so it will not fire until Late Race beginsTaikis does not, so if you hit 4th before late race begins, some of the acceleration can be wasted
>>573641132tfw new bad dragons just released
>>573642006I'm not saying women don't use BD, plenty of OF will prove they do, but one of the 2 founders of BD is a gay furry so you know what the real audience is.
>>573641598No shit I didn't know it was from that.I only said that originally because I also lived in Japan for a time and I'd be on the escalator and people wouldn't move when I was walking down and people almost always were walking on the left side of the sidewalk. Maybe they do it elsewhere but not in Namba. My friend who was also from Osaka regularly jaywalked and hopped fences so I don't know if that makes a difference
>>573642006ok how u know
>>573641903I see. I have 177 sp left should I take shooting for victory, NSM, Ignited Guts on a latesurger? I already have budding blossom
>>573642084Currenbros
>>573642121NSM
>hostan public lobbies>a bwo and /v/mabwo joined the lobbyIt's just so peak
>>573642235Wouldn't SFV be more consistent or is NSM just straight better
>>573642006Fag
>>573642395>I want to save that for a special occasionWhat did she unironically mean by this
>>573642395
>>573642089I visited Nagoya and after a long as grueling buppan I jaywalked a street to get to my hotel faster, that was literally 3 fucking feet long, and I got yelled at by an old lady. She actually went >"AKA YO!"And I didn't get it until I was back in my hotel laying down kek.
>>573642660I have encountered crossings in Japan at midnight where it's clear no car is going to come. I could jaywalk it. Literal 20 feet. But I wait anyway, because I'm a guest.
>>573642493If NSM is not proccing you were likely in a good position to win anyway
>>573642346s*********g?
>>573642346>1 pace>5 late (3 late aces)>3 ends>FOUR DOMSAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>573642781I usually do, but I was dead tired because I was jetlagged to shit and the buppan wait was terrible and I just wanted to get back to my hotel.
Which uma hasn't been tainted by /uma/ yethard mode: no JP exclusives
I like when I go to lobbies where everyone has debuffs for pace lates and fronts Makes the win with Ayabe funnier
>>573642886I have no idea what that is>>5736429204 aces I mean
damn I just took a massive shit and ripped my assholeis this how umama feels after the bad dragon sesh?
>>573642886why is curren such a whore
>>573641319>How many racesAs much as it takes to buy your skills, the closer to 20 and above you can get, the better.>which scenarioFor the next two weeks, Unity>what deck composition for good TT umas now?Whatever lets you win the career, gets you beyond capped speed and 1100+ wit. You do want to prioritize SSRs with golds you can use, it hits 35 race bonus, and you have an S Golshi parent. Here's a silly Kingu I was able to make she lost Satsuki and Dahby, but managed to win Kikuka lmao an optimal TT uma will have 8 and even 9 golds with S Golshi ult, but you should easily be able to get 7 with NSM, It's On, and a Burning Spirit ability given to you, Riko giving Gale, then you get your SSR cards to finish, and if your uma has relevant golds to buy.
>>573642970bono because nobody pulled for her
>>573638602Sankyu for the response I probably should've done more races desu for at least one or two more skillsThough Kita also jipped me in her second event T_T
>>573642660I think that was just an odd coincidence, you'd be more likely to get that in Germany if anything. Unless you look asian you kinda get the "gaijin smash" pass and can do any western faux pas within reason like jaywalk safely
>>573642556umapyoi
>>573642970uhhh Ines Fujin
>>573642970Smart Falcon
>>573640573>>573640563>>573640502Thanks anons, Helios a CUTE
Oshigaming is sovl enough I kneel
>>573643396i want to hold hands with the wei
>>573642970Air Shakur surprisingly. Shakur glowie is the only one who reps her but otherwise she’s hardly posted and thus untainted
I fucking hate all you all
>>573643396cute cumdump
>>5736310341LB is 90% of her stat output.More then that is only really worth if you main fronts for the skills
>>573643486did they end up translating the second part?
>>573643428Need scorching paizuri
Curren Moe's son, Curren Hau, just won a raceThis is his 2nd race, he came 3rd last time
>>573643563
YEEHAW
>>573643171thanks umadacchi~
>>573643887>>573643887>>573643887
>>573643423>tfw I am literally THE soulless torena in picMy honor is gone
>>573643907retard
>>573642970My uma wife
>>573643772All good, with a human rights banner coming up, every carat counts, so want to give a hand like a good orenji would.
>>573644192Orenjis are good people
>>573640059yes but you will live out the rest of your days like post accident christopher reeves
>>573643962Late Nishino is SOVL enuff
>>573642970Creek
>>573643679which race
>>573644902
>>573643075umama is such a mess that such a thing wouldn't even phase it, basically imagine the sarlacc pit
>>573643354>falco
