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>Global Game News
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>Schedule
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Digitan LOVE
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No one cares.
No one asked.
Shut the fuck up.
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I like older women
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>>573644128
>>573644120
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I care.
I asked.
Keep talking.
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ExcelUma (26/30) will host the Calstone 1000 on thread #3000
Check it out
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/uma/ LOVES Tachyon
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I saw this image today and the idea of a toreuma ship where the trainer actually has any personality at all made me feel happy.
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>>573644461
*reddit
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>>573644489
Cuck.
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I'm doing a Ryan parent run
She's so fucking ugly holy shit
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>>573644614
Cute Journey
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>>573644556
Name an Uma more reddit than Tachyon.
You can't.
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>>573644687
Urara
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>>573644687
Doto
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>>573644687
Chiyo, Urara, Helios
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>>573644687
Stay Gold
Goldship
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https://x.com/oniiyanna/status/2075724947042033802/photo/1
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Started a MANT run after not doing any for a week and I forgot you needed mile sparks.
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>>573644478
Why have personality when you can just have a T-shaped head?
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>>573644687
I'm gonna just bundle this thing and rice shower together since they both embody the "stupidly shy to the point where it's actually weird" trope. I'm not even sure if people on reddit like them but I'm going to pretend they do because i fucking hate them.
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Finally...
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Name an Uma more 4chan than Taishin.
You can't.
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>>573644478
The son of a shepard?!
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>>573645195
Digitan
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>>573645070
stop posting my photos with Flash
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can anyone recommend a good deck for V Bourbon sprint ace? I get better stats in Unity for sure, but those long required races are annoying.
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Curren Chan's grandson
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>V Bourbonfag
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>>573645195
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>>573645195
Oguri as in channel
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>>573645542
I need Madoka to look at my penis like that
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>>>/vm/a is over that way if you want to call umas reddit while you hide who you like.
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What does your setup look like? For me it's youtube at the top, uma on the left, yaoi in the middle, /uma/ on the right
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>>573645545
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ryan LOVE
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>mihomo bourbon
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>>573645681
usually a video/stream/my music on my right monitor and uma in my left monitor
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>>573645668
It looks pretty calm over there actually
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>>573644478
but that's at odds with the fact that trainers need to be at least 18 in order to go to trainer school
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I will be moving to /vm/a permanently. Goodbye, gay people.
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>>573646149
Bwo...
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>>573644461
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>>573644419
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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>>573644120
I asked
I care
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>>573645195
shakur
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>>573646325
FineMo sex
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>>573646149
post the speed comparison between vma and uma
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I bought a revolver today.
Now I can larp as Taiki doing the Shooting for Victory pose.
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>>573646519
gwo... they were faster than us yesterday...
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33357297
A few scrims
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>>573644419
You already convinced me to roll (in like 2 fucking years), you can stop posting Cheval propaganda now
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>>573645701
>meanwhile my nissan powered by a single oguri
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>>573646519
umama...
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Turn finemo into finemoo
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>>573645701
>>573646683
We all know nothing surpasses the Seiun Sky owner car
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Mun!
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I'm Bakushin
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kingu wuv
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>>573644478
Shepard.
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>getting UG rank Umas out of my ass in Unity
>but none of the important cards finish their chains
Grand Live will be different right?
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>>573646683
>oguri regionals
>oguri national races
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>>573646683
S13 spotted
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>>573646883
Wrex
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>>573646887
>he is unaware
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are cars in uma land advertised with "umapower"
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>>573646625
6/9....
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Behind every post disparaging another uma is a Shakurfag throwing stones from a glass house.
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>>573644120
I asked, I care, I love orenjis, and I encourage you all to post.
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>>573646887
Yes, actually.
There's even a stat to improve it
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>>573646887

>he doesnt know
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>furfag
[-]
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>>573646625
Not hayai enough...
43978241
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Umas are furries.
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>>573647258
>>573647036
I don't, please inform me.
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Why would anyone ruin Spe's beautiful innocent face? I am literally crying and I just punched a hole in the wall. I am not ready to process what has been done to Grass and Kita.
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can anyone stop the villainous army....
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>>573647480
double dominator
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>>573647591
It won't be any different in GL.
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Any important races for this weekend except for make debut
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how the fuck am i gonna get my horse girl pics now elon, you fucking faggot
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>>573647820
G3 Tanabata Sho on Sunday
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>>573647480
S-she'll get there....
47948235
>>573647785
A negros got to do what a negros got to do
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>>573644120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY3PsCFRiEU
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>>573647923
Got it. Thanks!
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>>573647793

And GL is considered the 2nd worst scenario after MANT Enjoy updated Unity while you can
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Nishino Flower nursing handjob send post
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>>573647939
Getting warmer....
64358295
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>>573648203
Good post
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Name an uma more Crystal Cafe than Dober.
You can't.
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To take a G2 with a rival or a Friendship training is a tough
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>>573648498
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>>573648347
Useless deboofers
83966992
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>>573648628
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>573646589
>zero provez
figures
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Mejiro Gold..
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I don't like Sprints
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>>573648628
This is disgusting and obscene. post more
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>>573647190
FUS
>>573647876
>he uses the cringeline
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semen successfully kept in my balls
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>>573648721
Why am I landing right between Blossom/Pump Iron proc zones so often???
Always 5th
The not so sweet spot
39345366
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Man. The rank inflation is real fucking scary. I only have SS umas, but I win room matches sometimes.
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>>573649094
>late start
AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
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>>573649084
i made it this week, maybe next week, the week after though it all depends on how fast i can pump out gl umas
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>>573648628
peroperopero
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>>573649162

Same. I've seen pretty high rank Umas with terrible skills lose to my aces with a lower rank but better skills; one of mine is a Taiki from MANT with 1420 speed (if outer prof hits) - speed doesn't matter on Sprints but for comparison you'd need 440 overcapped speed to get the same effect. So a "worse" uma with greens can easily be faster or have more power (which is more important)
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>>573649094
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ignore the lack of Paces
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
31607951
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>>573649412
>1st to 4th
NEED
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>>573648067
>back to back "bad" scenarios
i dont think i can make it bros..
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I hate public rooms
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I thought a song was ending but it came back stronger with the
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>>573648628
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>>573649527
thats an open room, bwo
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>>573649162
I noticed my average run ends with SS as a minimum now, best case being UG. barely never SS+ tho oddly enough. It's either or. Having said that I've never been good at making uma, much less ones for TT, so it's all down to luck.
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>>573648628
dober would shave
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god I love KITASAN BLACK so much!
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>>573649412
Back to normal...
10880179
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>>573649820
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>573649820
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>>573649818
YEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Furowa uooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!
98980173
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what does this mean?
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>do a single roll on bamboo banner
>get spooked (for real)
ahh!!
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>>573649527
leave the sealclubbers alone bwo
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>>573650117
She wants to be your mummy
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>>573650117
my mommy!
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>>573650059
Flower!!!!!
57021751
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anon was right /vm/a won this general is dead beyond believe lmao
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>>573650117
Congrats, Anon.
Treat her well.
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>>573650339
Is this... the formula to victory??????????
67946748
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>>573650685
I-I guess nothing is absolute....
21309786
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>>573650958
Did not notice Mayano hot on my tail
60268537
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>>573650581
mommy
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we died without our beloved agp posters...no one flirts in the thread anymore
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How is sprinting gear?
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>>573651297
They didn't even get
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>>573647019
Shepard
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>getting raped in public lobbies
I hate sprints
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>>573647172
there aren't that many shakurfags
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>>573651201
& now she sweeps the whole race....
22580339
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>>573651570
hoggers when their cheat code doesn't work
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>slop
sprint
mile
medium
long

>kino
dirt (mile)
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>>573652000
She's coming, you know...
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>dude GL is SHIT
>heh, he thinks GL is going to be better
>the japs HATED GL
>you still need MANT for parents lol
no one cares VF troon faggots, your shitty raceslop scenario sucked and everyone hates it, trying to gaslight others about GL wont change that
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>>573651894
Dosurebaii.....
96384303
Last
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got this when doing a TT run. 13 race wins. Is this viable for some kind of parent or is it worthless because of basically no race affinity?
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>>573652083
so am I...
-t. shota
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>>573652083
another sacrifice to the flock
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>>573652083
N-NO
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>marriage
What the fuck? Listen mate, I'm just here for the salary and I'm outta here once I get the G1 victory bonuses.
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>>573652224
And so the flower.... wilts....
Fin
Sankyu to all the participants
Not bad racing today
Not bad at all....
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>>573652691
Thank for the hostan bwo
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>>573652445
Just say NO. She won't know what to do
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>>573653114
this sounds like a trap
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>>573652751
fusu
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>Jp strat where you get hagsky load her up with sparks and make her run 40+ racists in auto to fan max
lmao hag bros...
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I'm going to buy Uma Musume Manager 2027 and play that while neglecting my real trainee.
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Eishin is so dangerous his farm is placing live cameras to spy on him
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>>573643887
Umasumi is looking for 1 member
Anyone want to join? Rules are the following
>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked
>6 million monthly quota (Will adjust on August due to auto mode to keep A Ranking)
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes or else
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
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>>573652691
Thx for the rooms
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Anyone wanna make out while its slow
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I want to betray /Uma/ Club. Who wants me?
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>>573653245
Just say no
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>>573653461
no
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>>573653382
sounds like a typical german
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>>573653465
id?
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>>573645681
was going to say I have the exact same minus yaoi but yaoi and /uma/ are kinda the same thing
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>>573653470
I DID AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
I DID AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
HELP!
HELP!
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I flirted with other umas in front of my trainee Flash.
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>>573647876
meanwhile I have to fight that shit to stop it from changing it to recommend/popular/etc
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Shut the fuck up no uma would want to fuck any of you virgins.
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>>573653802
Silly is not that big.
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>>573653907

Neither is Mayano but that wont stop this absolute madman, god bless him
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>>573653859
lol good joke rudy *mwah*
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>>573653859
poona would NOT say this
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My trainee keeps writing fanfiction of us and posting on AO3, I'm going to tell her that I want to maintain a professional relationship only and that this sort of material is not allowed
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>>573653859
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>>573653546
>>573653470
>>573653114
I told her no and she said she was going to keep getting closer to me until I said yes.
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post something cute
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>>573654130

something cute
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>>573654119
play rock paper scissors with her
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idk wtf to run in this mario party sprint. Triple front? 2 front 1 pace? soulful urara?
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>>573654119
germans are so scary...
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>>573653264
autoplay has a -65% winrate modifier for 6 chains and above so its rather silly
you have to manually fan farm if thats what you wanna do
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GL and auto parenting will save global
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>>573654130
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Torena, torena on the call, who;s the chudest of them all?
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>>573654431
You can only really run LBs that low on Shichi but yes most dirt rotation parents should create monster parents on auto
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>>573654375
That would have been a good idea.. sadly my hands were preoccupied for a few hours.
>>573654382
Extremely. Makes me wonder if this happened to Flash's pops too.
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>>573654531
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>>573654741
Closer. In my face please.
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>>573654934
Falco is confirmed to NOT be sexually appealing!
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>here's your wives, bro
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>>573654531
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>>573655293
Ok, maybe I would fuck Kawakami
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>>573654418
those are pretty good odds LET'S GOOMBLE
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>>573655372
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>>573655293
Aside from KP breaking stuff, she'd be a pretty good wife.
I could see her absolutely ruining some robbers day if he tried to break in, calling you that's there's an intruder only for you to find him in pieces by the time you get there.
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I am raped
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>>573655538
>this starts playing as Kawakami Princess races downstairs to brutally end some intruders life but also not wake up her dear husband

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3pGn9vwoaw&list=RDC3pGn9vwoaw&start_radio=1
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>>573655727
Curren T...
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>>573654745
>>573655372
I love her!
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>Uma has american german and irish horses
But are there any British ones?
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>>573653689
quick, anon! flee to france!
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>>573655830
I would make mooing noises as a response.
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>>573655839
I dont know any british horses...
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>>573655830
I do too!
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>>573655538
I already knew she'd be a good wife because she is my wife!
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>>573655839
There was one in CinGray I think, Moonlight Lunacy.
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>>573656015
She looks like a slut...
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Is Mayacchi for adult stuff?
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>>573652269
Keep it because you're going to need to plan for dirt rotations if you want to go wild with your affinities.
The lack of whites is unfortunate, but a 3* dirt is great as a grandparent because you pair her with a 2* or 3* dirt, then you have a parent with a 5* or 6* dirt attached to her, and get another parent set up so you have 10* dirt minimum between two legacies. You do this to get various umas from dirt G to C which is enough to win a lot of the current and upcoming dirt tracks, and they only get better from inspirations. The big plan is just getting your umas to run everything so they can affinity max and have double circle even when selfcest gets involved on both legacies.

TL;DR dirt spark good to make better long term parents and stronger umas later.
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>>573655839
ace, biwa and brian have british parents
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>>573655293
kawapri wife = happy life
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>>573645592
top kek
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>>573656279
Yes!
Doing taxes
Paying car insurance and registration
Planning your estate
Buying a plot and making your final plans
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>>573655839
maru's parents are british (actually a canadian and an american, but whatever)
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Stop posting kawakami princess propaganda
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>>573656279
Only once she understands what 'adult stuff' is.
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>>573656374
I will never forgive Cygames for carding her thus dooming her to never get a wedding alt when she should have gotten one with her mom.
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>>573656452
This, post her father instead.
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>>573655848
HELP ME I'M ABOUT TO BE RAPED BY A BROWN UMA IN FRANCE
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>>573656452
Never! Look how cute she is!
>>573656374
For me it's her eyes and boobs.
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>>573656413
Adult life...is hard.
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STOP POSTING THIS SEXY UMA WITH HER VULNERABLE FOREHEAD
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>this general is dead beyond believe
Why are baggots brown and ESL?
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>>573656452
I literally only open these threads once every few days just to go back through threads and ctrl+F Kawakami then leave when it's 0 of 0 every thread.
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>>573656452
no
>>573656498
she still has a slot left, it could possibly be a wedding dress. and besides, who knows what the future will bring if they ever break the alt limit. I hope it's good no matter what.
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mambo
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>>573656841
She's too retarded to be hot.
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>>573656841
nice slop pussy hand
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>>573656782
>it could possibly be a wedding dress
Historically I don't think an Uma has ever been carded in an event and then gotten an alt from the same event in the future so I think wedding is off the table for her. I would like to see a summer one maybe even this year. At least that's what I'm praying for because tbqh most alt categories suck.
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>>573656609
she does have a lovely pair of big... beautiful... eyes. joking aside, they are very striking and a major charm point.
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I don't want to marry an Uma. I want to marry a human.
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>>573656983
Vaginas, vaginas, everywhere.
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https://youtu.be/LF_yfxw6tXo?t=431
Stego very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very cute.
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>>573657050
What if the human comes with two uma helpers?
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Damn, I’m horny
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>>573656693
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>>573657127
Girlfailure...
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Unity 2.0 is pretty comfy.
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>>573656985
maybe she'll break the precedent! kawapri bikini would be pretty good too tho
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I hate living in the ring of fire
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>>573657447
?
Where are her titties?
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>>573657170
how dare you I still love kissu mark
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>>573656817
love this retard like you couldn't believe
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>>573657447
I didn't know Johnny Cash was a fan of Umamusume
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>>573657548
grim
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>>573657265
Also Air Shakur Speed SSR is kind of a goated card.
Sad that run didn't get Staightaway Spurt but I'll be redoing in GL anyway.
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>>573656817
I want to get this retard pregnant
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>>573657519
here is non kissu too
I miss the kawakami kisser anon
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>>573657548
Adult Teio..
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>>573657682
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>>573657519
holy uggo big man hands
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>>573657816
me thinks she isn't really pregnant
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>>573656817
I wish cute retarded girls were real.
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I feel like my eye is about to pop out of its socket
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>>573657930
A lot of them in Florida unless you mean actually mentally handicapped
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>>573657952
holy double sundayman
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>>573657945
ok
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>>573657990
Cute and retarded like Tosen Jordan.
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>>573657689
Isn't he in this thread? Look a few posts above yours.
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>>573658073
Its curious that both childhood friends grew up to have fat fucking jiggly swinging tits
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>>573658219
I thought we only had 1 childhood friend.
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>>573658014
We already have an uma for that.
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>>573658305
Loves Only You and Marche Lorraine are childhood friends with each other. Like the Currens
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>>573657907
she's hyper pregnant actually but that's a post too far
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Turns out the key of making UG umas is by kicking out Riko... Sorry miss
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>>573658338
Daring Tact sex
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Are purple unity trainings guaranteed to ignore slacker/slow metabolism?
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>>573658338
I thought she was like, triple or even quadruple sunday
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You only need to win each G1 once for affinity right?
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>>573658184
I posted both
>>573658219
it's because of all the times you played doctor with them
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>>573658562
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>>573657945
I haven't slept in two days
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>>573658450
Riko's kinda bad now. Her strength was giving you +1 more spirit burst overall, but spirit bursts are now given out en masse that more rainbows are just better.
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>>573658792
>>573658562
god fucking damnit
yeah you only need to race them once
this is my future race schedule for all auto parents
that G2 gets replaced with another dirt G1
you skip champions cup because 4 chains are catastrophic to your winrate
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It's okay to hate buff women
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>>573658923
you mean skip the JBC Classic?
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>>573658967
impregnating buff women to make buff babies
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>impregnating
Uhhh no, can you please take the pill?
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>>573659009
yeah thats what i meant, mistyped.
3 affinity isnt worth killing your umas wr
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>>573657548
>TEIO's final form if she didn't get all those fractures
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>>573659089
What do you mean winrate? Is this for auto
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>>573659028
>defending this
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>>573659162
ya
its gonna be the main method of parent farming since you can bring any deck you want and races dont take stats into account
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>>573657127
Ningen women are so cute
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umas for this feel?
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>>573659186
they don't look buff
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>>573659319
Bobo!
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>>573659186
Would
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>>573659382
Fag
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>>573659272
naruhodo...
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>>573658456
Damn, I wanted A Shin Beacon to win, but Curren Tulsi was too strong this time
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>>573659362
This is really cute
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>>573658456
A Curren and an Eishin?
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>>573659438
I would Sounds of Earth
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double friend card experiment went fairly poorly but the SP gain is still sufficient and she didnt drop any races
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>>573659668
>bootleg opera o
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>>573659089
So is this an easy way to cheese Urara Arima Kinen?
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>>573659797
What skills do you get in the end?
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My wife is so fucking hot
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>>573659490
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>>573659861
All of the chains completed, if thats what youre asking, you can buy whatever you want at the end.
Though I'm still not sure chains finishing is guaranteed, most likely not
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is this the ideal parent deck?
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>>573659864
>boomer
No
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>>573659816
Including her VA
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>>573659830
If you raise her Turf or A to Long she has a 50/50 coinflip chance of winning yea
but you dont get the achievement or the cutscene
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>>573659997
Bro has 6 borrow slots. Though honestly, they should also fast forward rental preset decks. The rat race is rapidly leaving casuals in the dust.
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>>573655839
>british
>horse racing
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>>573659272
only problem is that most parent race schedules do the long string of races at the end of the year and the chances of winning suffers quite a bit after 3 races in a row
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>>573659997
Why nakayama festa?
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It is complete...
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>>573660058
>asian tranny
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>>573660138
They won't do that because the rental decks are designed to have outdated cards. If 1.0 rental decks were released today they'd be pretty competitive with what day 1 players have.
I'd be fine with it but other players might bitch
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>>573660232
uma stan and risky business
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Why is no one talking about how Curren Chan and Lord Kanaloa grandkid just won her debut
https://x.com/i/status/2075750160647524458
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>>573660310
Is parent farming still targeting position specific skills or more generic?
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>>573660360
Fuck Curren and her generation
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>>573660258
Congrats, you don't have to deal with the garbage Junior year dirt race that gets added in 2 weeks
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>>573660360
Anon posted it >>573645515 and last thread but because the stream wasn't up I couldn't record it, thanks for sharing!
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>>573660360
AIEEEEEEE CURREN MATRIARCH
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>>573660423
Thanks, they're adding more races already? How does that affect completion?
Also I got this
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>>573660371
every position except front runners wants the same set of generic skills. fronts want the groundwork and early positioning combo so that restricts their parent decks significantly. PTO gets easier to farm later and thats really the only must have generic skill on fronts
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>>573660371
both
some styles want the new skills for parenting but they're usually a pain in the ass to get because they're either locked in specific uma events or only farmable through MANT (e.g: firm resolve, pedal to the metal, latch on, etc.)
i want to grind for a parent tree with generic skills then fuse that with a borrowed tree with style specific skills that i need
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>>573660510
If you get the completion title beforehand they dont remove it. But soon they'll add 4 dirt miles and one of them basically kills your completionist chances if your favorite uma is mile G Dirt G
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>>573660604
Kris S and Neo sure made a lot of winners
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>>573660510
I was wondering about that
I assume it means getting the completionist title will fucknig suck
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MUST be nice being a dirt chud and never having to worry about long racists
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Can we Nishinopost? Thanks.
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>>573660729
Very strong bloodline
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I do love me a spark reroll
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>>573660827
Glowing post
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>>573660827
I want to peel off Nishino Flower's dress
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Danchou
I did five fan runs today :)
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>>573660827
That's a child
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>>573660845
Absolutely, feels like some of their spawns is always winning somewhere
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>>573660827
That's a boy
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>>573660926
>>573660882
W-WAIT I WAS JUST JOKING HAHA
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nishiNO
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Okay yeah, I was wrong, that definitely broke 855k a day sooner than I thought. Apologies for that one bwo who was talking about his 862k score, I hope you find yourself a witGOD to persevere.
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SPECHUD HATE
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>>573660827
No
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>>573660950
that child is having a child
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Fraud
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WIT GAMING SUCKS
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>>573661127
>hags
Fuck off
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I've seen the team compositions in /uma/ rooms a lot of you are lying about not rolling for Flower
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>>573661229
>cuckshit
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>>573661246
Me and 52% of /uma/ rolled for Flower
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>>573661321
nothing in the image suggests that, you're just mindbroken
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orenji
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>>573660508
Curren is the boss mare on her farm.
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>>573661321
>immediately thinks about cuckshit
bullbroken
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>>573661395
Umas hate dark-skinned people
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>>573661229
>cuckKVNO
based based based
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>>573661246
I had to limit any glowing from my posts, bwo, that's not on me.
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>>573661395
>>573661485
It is NTR though
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>>573661490
kk sweepydev, gonna do another chimpout and get your code stolen for being a dumb faggot?
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>>573661246
Everyone told you Flower was gonna be useful for the entire game's lifespan and you still believed people when they said they didn't roll?
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>>573658467
No, but her latest foal is.
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>>573661587
>>573661246
Flower hasnt been used for 2 years now
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>>573661592
Meant to reply to >>573658514
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>>573660729
Symboli Kris S was like the strongest non-sunday horse in 2000+ era (won retirement arima in 10 lengths) of course in a country that are full Sundayman dnas the mares were automatically flocking to him, because of that Kris S has gorillion progenies especially after Epiphaneia proven to be an excellent sire too
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6537 6705
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>>573661229
Why did god bless this cuck's hands with the ability to draw good art
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>>573661592
>4x4x5 Sundayman
ENOUGH
NEW BLOOD IS NEEDED
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>>573661592
holy fuck
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>>573661057
that was me. I've remade two of my dirt aces but their scores are still shit so I need a better balance of races vs training to make sure I'm getting good skill loadouts. I have an 865k run now but that's not going to hold either at this rate. My guess is 872k is where it caps out on sunday.
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>>573661687
*dueling banjos intensifies*
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>>573661690
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>>573661690
So what you're saying is... Symboli Kris Sex?
Yeah he was a based horse
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>>573661803
kamehameha looked like she would've been such a slut
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>>573661725
Only this Dirt God can save us.
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>>573661910
Another W for the Kris Sex bloodline
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>>573643887
Join Haythere!
A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.
Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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>>573661781
Still have two day, you got this.
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>>573662004
It’s time to add American umas
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>>573662004
He is a silly horse
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>>573662105
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>>573661705
7900 3536
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>>573661721
Just become an atheist
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>>573662160
Late start r*ped
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>>573661721
Next time uppercase G
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>>573661721
Shiraoki-sama is a bit of a freak, why else would she pipe Fuku getting piped by her trainer to the orb of pondering?
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>>573662105
Fuck off

>>573662167
>Anorexic Ardan
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>>573662126
We already have American umas.
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>>573662167
Ardan's boobs aren't that big
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>>573662250
She wants Fuku to be happy.
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>>573662105
>rudolf
NO THANKS
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>kumiyabe
>good art
is this how low the bar is?
because that cucked retard is definitely not drawing good art
sasapoliton MOGS him hard
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https://e-hentai.org/g/3953176/87a67d2207/
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SUPER STRONG
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>>573662167
Ardan's getting satisfied with...
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>>573662358
Ugly whore
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>>573662384
What a run from Win Luxe
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>>573662358
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>>573662561
>stronk uma
No
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I love Faiwa Scarlet(Like a daughter) and would do anything for her.
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>>573662654
>western artist
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>>573662518
I'll do this to the anon who joins
>>573662160
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>>573662628
>he doesn't want to get bullied into marriage by a strong cute uma
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>>573662524
What is your fuckin problem?>>573662561
She has a lot of range I would have never guessed they were voiced by the same seiyuu
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>>573662701
Euthanize me.
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>>573662701
>Faiwa
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>>573662370
sasapoliton pays attention to the wrong details in his art like everything is mixing together into a garbled mess. Imagine if you were mixing watercolor randomly. Kumiyabe in comparison is clear, the guy know he wants to be cucked so he focuses on him being cucked. Kumiyabe is slightly above him for that reason, slight but it's enough to make a difference.
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>>573662279
I want more American umas
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>>573662724
>gorilla
>cute
Wrong

>>573662779
She's shit
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>>573662358
cute seiyuu and cute uma
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would kitasan do this
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>>573662928
insecure micro penis faggot
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>>573663037
Not to you
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>573663037
>she still falls in love with someone on first sight
Cheater
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>when Ofvevre calls you a piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnlgOBaAUf0

>when Ofvevre doesn't want you to be lazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CSNv9MNEC4&list=RD5CSNv9MNEC4&start_radio=1
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>>573663037
Yes, I would
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>>573662806
Fuji Kiseki is being lewd??? What happened to the handsome prince?
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>>573661803
Doesn't change the fact that Cesario's best progeny is the one with Kris S
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>>573663050
>muh girlboss
No thanks
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Can we rp
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>>573663136
I wonder how Kore wa zombie desu ka ended
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>>573663037
umama would, fuck do I miss her
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>>573663236
I don't know, I miss that show.
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>>573663236
Man, that anime brought me so many laughs back in the day, I really enjoyed it
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hello??
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>>573663240
don't worry umama is having a lot of fun inside umanko bukkake room
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is it me you're looking for?
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*smooches your stomach*
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>>573663236
Ayumu becomes a human, gets a salaryman job and lives with his harem (Eu is his legal wife)
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I gained 1kg over the last 2 weeks, what uma is for me?
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Someone who likes Azur Lane could be called a
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Satono Sotiras son of Satono Diamond wins by a nose the Shinobuyama Tokubetsu
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Yeppers soon!
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>>573663406
>lives with his harem
Is it just the original 3 or did it get expanded.
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>>573663464
AZUR LANE MENTIONED!!!!!
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>>573663537
eh?
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>>573663215
that would make sense if she was a stronk independent uma that doesn't need a torena
but she isn't that
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>>573663537
Does anyone even like Essex any more
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>>573663240
You have the chance of a lifetime literally right now
>>573662720
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I hope these posts are sending out my
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>>573663584
She's King's daughter so auto shit
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>>573663695
so you're just retarded, alright
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Aha surely there are still clubs recruiting right... haha....
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I still don't know who umama is
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>>573663709
Rice is so sexy
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NO CLUBS
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My balls still itch
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>>573663791
Umama is an anon who joins /uma/ lobbies. He's was previously in /uma/ club and is now part of uma&co. There you go.
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>>573663768
Need Yandere Falcon
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>>573663719
No but King Gaylo is
2nd rate uma
2nd rate mom
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>>573663584
>large forehead
>wants you to be her slave
Not cute
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>>573663884
you already proved you're retarded, dude
no need to go further
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Ask Kentucky wins the HTB HAI
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Sorry, I've already depicted myself as the Chad Realism and you as the
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>>573663505
There's at least 3 more girls
>Maelstrom, another Vampire Ninja like Sera (her and Ayumu accidentally kissed and in Vampire Ninja culture that's engagement)
>Sarasvati, yet another Vampire Ninja (she's in love with his ass, literally)
>Kyouko (the girl who originally killed him in the first place, became a yandere for him)
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>>573663865
cut them off
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>>573663768
>>573662105
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>>573663791
>>573663865
kys
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>>573663914
No gorillas
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>>573663950
what gets me is that the mob umas are almost always in a bad mood and look horribly depressed :(
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>>573663968
Nice to see Sarasvati scored. She was hilarious.
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hard to make sense of whats actually good in Background play
but for the most part, it looks like Grand Live can pretty consistently give you an SS rank even when the deck is generally weak, so long as you have *something* there
(And no, The golds are not guaranteed)
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>>573663768
Join Haythere!
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>>573664052
The ones that tend to be happy are the ones that are
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>>573664047
then you're in the wrong franchise, retard
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>>573663970
Put them in your mouth
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how come the most club dramas come from A/A+ /uma/ clubs
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>>573664052
It's a bit creepy to see all the great mood faces in the preview list during the Fuji event
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>>573662105
>>573663996
AAAHHHH I CREATED A NEW CUB INSTEAD OF SEARCHING FOR IT NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 24 HOURS AGAIN
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Thoughts?
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>>573664273
I dislike all 3
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>>573664262
Become the danchou you were always meant to be
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>>573664262
It's all good, you can join later.
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>>573664273
Rape
Sex
Rape
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>>573664262
I did this back in October and now I'm stuck being a danchou forever
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>>573646887
some songs literally boost your chance for chains to show up (it's a buff that lasts the whole run)
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>>573664273
sex, coitus, intercourse
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Is daiwa scarlet power lb0 worth using for my pace chasers so I can borrow a bakushin guts?
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We fucked
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>>573664273
Stallions should wear bloomers
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Gimlet has a cool character song
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What the fuck do you mean Fine Motion made (You) go to Ireland and then invited you to her room?
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One of the greatest characters ever created.
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>>573662004
do his kids keep the funny misspelled named?
>grass wander
>special weak
>lice shower
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My game froze with her just like this, help.
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>>573664621
TRAINER-SAN! YOU MUST CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE!
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>>573664643
All I can tell you is that we
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>>573664623
Brian is cuter
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>>573664775
next bread will be trainer
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>>573664775
torena is looking like a snack
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>>573662004
how cum they import USA umas when their white whale is the larc? shouldn't they import from france or bongland?
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I always get kicked from clubs during sprint cms because my fancount is always shit training for it.
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>>573664901
Wtf is this a thing
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>>573664273
tits too big
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>>573664621
She wants to show you her trophies, and her collection of YGO cards.
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>>573665085
cutie, i'd train her
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>>573664895
Duramente cute
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>>573664621
Time to make Pilsudski into an aunt..
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>>573665129
kek what a round kwab
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>>573665274
Dead heat?
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>>573665129
my spherical wife is too pure
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She's a big girl
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>>573665129
Germans are scary
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I think Jung would be a fan of
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I have intel that Uma&co is involved in cheating activity. Umama, V, and Duke are all botting fan counts.
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>>573665358
She looks so huggable
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>>573665503
Everyone already knows this.
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>>573665309
Looked like it
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>>573665358
>Taiki but bigger
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>>573665497
brb suicide
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Is umama the strongest in /uma/?
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>>573665575
I forgot to mention Grand Granddaughter of Meisho Doto
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>>573665692
yo what dat tongue do
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>have to choose between leap forward parent or 3* power
Shit
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Caterina Granddaughter of Manhattan Cafe wins the Goryokaku Stakes
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>>573665859
right has a useless pink, doubly so with that green
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>>573665641
Number 2 (after me, the real STRONGEST)
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>>573665641
strongest cocksucker maybe
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>>573665641
There's some stronger anons
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>>573666075
Like?
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taiki x dober
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meisho doto
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>>573666134
Shant ddox
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>>573666063
I bet the Yaeno AGP poster gives him a run for his money
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>>573666124
I'd help Falco stretch her umanko
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>>573665129
Will Falco ever win?
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>>573666124
i'm gonna bury my face in there
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>>573662004
Flightline might save Japan what with all of the Japanese owners that bought Flightlinespawns that they're bringing over
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>>573666231
while shouting HOEEEEEH ARIGATOOOUUUU
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>another whole run where no relevant hints are obtained and none of the events that give me the skills that I want occur
I hate this so much
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this dude is posting about bussy stakes in a dead thread
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is this evo built to resemble special weeks unique because suzu and special week are lesbians?
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Any meta anons know what makes late surger oguri stronger than pace oguri? Is it because it's more likely to proc dueling as a late surger?
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>>573666165
*dresses you up*
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Mob umas are so cool...
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>>573666689
it's probably leap forward + OYL
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>Multiple shit races early in career.
>Spam rest to just kill the run.
>Makes it all the way to URA finale.
What the fuck even is this game.
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>>573662160
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>>573666584
Fuck you, we care
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>>573666689
Both are strong, but it's just easier to activate Triumphant Pulse as a late surger
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Weird that sometimes the site glitches and makes an empty post
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Opera mare...
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and nothing of value was lost.
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>>573666829
We'll get em next time Furowa.....
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>>573666913
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>>573667170
When the pulse procs just right
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>>573666868
If your Oguri gets first place she loses
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>>573666985
>>573667098
>>573667205
>samefagging
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I tried to make a jiggie but the site is busted right now
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>fatposting
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muehehe
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>>573667409
evil horse
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>>573667441
HER THIRD HAT!
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are any metafag youtubers actually worth listening to or should i just remain blissfully ignorant and continue to train umas based on vibes
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>>573667562
bare shoulder needs kissing
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>>573667585
You know who
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>>573667585
it's been 15 CMs anon you should be able to do shit yourself. there's even hakuraku if you're lazy
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>>573667585
VF
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>>573667476
How could this horse be evil?
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>>573667632
>>573667656
This is true, because his rants and meltys are so entertaining you're missing out if you don't listen to them
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I'm going to have intercourse with Fukukitaru, Shiraoki-sama be damned
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>>573667686
marekiller
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>>573667734
this except the other way around
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Belno sex
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I just realized the Festa Wit card has a 20% chance to make that training 0% failure
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Do we have any high anxiety trainees waiting for us or is it just Rice?
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>>573667913
What do you mean waiting? Fukukitaru is extremely anxious.
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>>573667734
She wants you to dick down Fuku anyway. You'll do her bidding regardless
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>>573667652
i took a break for a few months which is why i am a bit out of the loop. i still know a couple basics like: wit at least 400, st 600 for consistent mile, st 800 for consistent long, acceleration skills good, swinging maestro also bretty good, kitasan speed support also a must have.

i am just wondering if there is anything important i have missed or if i can just continue with this.
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>>573667972
Post curren instead
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>>573667959
I meant upcoming JPUma.
I didn't know Fuku wad a nervous wreck. Maybe I should play her career
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wat the donna doiin
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>>573667972
Post rice instead
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>>573668000
Wit should be 800+ nowadays on stayer umas. You are looking at 1.2k+ on sprints
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>>573665129
lmao dumb orb
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>>573667585
Best i've found is VF and Uma tactics pro. The former's content is good but be aware he is a bit biased towards oshigaming to the point he wants to act as a necessary evil. His provide tier lists which aren't truly meta to sway his audience to not play them (e.g., xoguri).
The latter spends more time to discuss concepts to help win CM (e.g., pdm, deadzones) but he is japanese so expect some ESL translations.
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#CuteCurrenChan
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>>573667913
Fuku literally gets a mood down because a crow existed
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>>573668095
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>>573667632
My mama rolled over this guy
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>>573668164
Superstitious retard, that’s what she gets for believing in fake idols
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>>573668000
>wit at least 400
oh shit are you from URA? Anyway you want at least two stats on 1200 nowadays. A normal sprint ace will have around 1250 speed, 1201 power, and 1200 wit. You might need to read up on how to play Unity, but I don't know if any sloptubers make guides for it.
When did you last play? Have you tried running any careers? What's your deckline? How do your statlines look like?
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>>573668241
7 and I rape this anon
0 and I let Shiraoki rape me
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>>573668241
Thank you for your input Copano Rickey
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How does Happy meek duel work? How many times can I duel her and what's the best way to get all the good racing spirit skills
>>
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>>573668224
She knows exactly what she is doing.
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>>573667585
VF
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>>573668224
yuck
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>>573668263
>A normal sprint ace will have around 1250 speed, 1201 power, and 1200 wit.

For reference, I am a non-paying player who doesn't care very much about winning and who never consumes guides or tries very hard to gather "meta" cards, and I managed to make an ace like the one anon describes just yesterday
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>>573668224
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>>573668312
She shows up in random trainings
you click one of three options depending on the skill you want
if you win you get the skill and she levels up
she can level up to 5 times
when shes at level MAX and you win URA you get a fat stat and SP boost at the end as well as a meh gold skill (affected by Race Bonus)
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kawaii kawaii curren chang
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>>573668597
When she's max can i still duel her
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retard question, does the skill "Runaway" provide good scoring in TT?
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>>573668312
>Best way to get the racing spirit skills
Initial Stat Cards are king
Fuku speed, Tosen Speed, Marvelous Sunday Power
anything to help win those early duels because you can easily brick if you lose too many turns and she doesnt show up on good trainings
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>>573668153
>japanese
kek
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>>573668641
yea you can duel her infinitely
its just at that point duels are very likely to fail because her stats are through the roof
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>>573668694
Any recommended deck to fish for hints and beat duels as wells as not job at the long G1 races to start the great grandparent farming?
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>>573668686
yes
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>>573668096
>>573668263
oh shit we are at 800-1200 now? i mean thankfully upgraded unity cup makes it easy to reach that but wow. i have played unity cup before the update, but at that point i avoided metafag youtubers out of stubborness. i took a break after the end of the beach event with daiwa scarlet as the ssr.

i came back to get summer gorushi, so i got her. so careers i have played through rn are summer gorushi, regular gorushi, summer mcqueen, fuji kiseki, that giant umadol (i forgot her name sorry), also a bunch of the regular umas everyone has like el condor pasa, haru urara, etc.

notable support cards i have:
kitasan ssr speed 2lb, tazuna ssr 1lb, riko ssr. the only mlb cards i have are srs and event ssrs.

>>573668153
i will poke my head into vf's content with caution. i will check out uma tactics though. thanks for recs
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>Taiki keeps losing by a nose to other Taikis
Okay, changing aces.
Rudolf go!
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>>573668974
Whats she casting for
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>>573669113
Symboli Kris Sex progeny wins again.....
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>>573668907
really depends on what you have
here's what I recommended to a friend who didnt have a ton of good SSRs
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>>573669158
sex with me
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>>573669158
Trainer's onaho... assistant
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>>573669215
Thanks I'll add falco to that since i need groundwork too
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>>573669147
Whats your carat stash like? A new scenario comes up and you need to spark at least twice. Your card situation is looking grim
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>>573669158
a role in an umaternity shoot in 9 months
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>>573669460
Sex
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>>573668641
Yeah as long as your RNG is good you can duel her as much as you want
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>>573669460
Dober wife....
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>>573669461
21k carats. i had 60k but uh... i am kind of hesitant to spend my carats now on the current support banner though. should i wait for a particular banner to spend all of it?
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>>573669659
>21k
You're fucked
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>>573668000
Last scenario was a gigantic powercreep, now 800 wit is the bare minimum even for long. And front runners need at least 1100
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>>573669659
We agreed on 120k by GL, you fool
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My entire twitter timeline is filled with Admire Vega. It’s bliss
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>>573669659
NEVER spend without a spark
Just wait for GL and Light Hello. She is required but usable 1LB.
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>>573669147
The only thing you have to be aware of is the tierlist. But luckily we have hakuraku for optimal umas anyways.
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>>573669750
I have 51k and the diddyblud calculator says I can pull Rickey and still have 400 pulls for Tachyon
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Intimiste wins the last allowance race in Fukushima and last race for today
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>>573667648
lil chuddy
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Why the fuck is it impossible to manually level cards? You get to lvl 7 or 8 and it starts taking multiple runs, who thought this was ok?
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>>573669946
Just use money?
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New blossom chapter
Sakura is finally doing something
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Trainer-san career run doko
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>>573670003
I only have so much. And what's the point of offering leveling manually when it's impractical?
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>>573669946
cygays wanted this game to be grinding hell, and it's still is even with using money to level up
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All races for today are done, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, tomorrow there'll be 1 G3 race, Tanabata Sho, if you're curious about G1 I believe they should return by late August, but that's for JRA not sure about other countries
That said, have a nice start of the weekend
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>>573669692
>>573669750
surely cygames will be generous and give me and only me 1000 free pulls.......... right anons....?

>>573669725
thanks. that's good to remember. right now i am able to get 1200 on two stats with a lot of luck, so its not impossible, just difficult with the cards i have. i think i need to go find some more good parents and support borrows on uma.moe

>>573669784
yea thats another reason i dont want to spend rn. thankfully since i have missed a lot, i can grind up carats a bit quicker.
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>>573670051
Who should I train?
Fuku, Air Groove, Brian or Tachyon?
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>>573670120
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>>573670120
Train all four of them and bakushin to the finish
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>>573670179
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>>573670179
I'll do this then.

>>573670218
I'll do one run and one run only.
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>>573655839
>>573655969
>>573660159
Lack of overlap and rights issues probably.
E.g Enable won l'arc the year Diamond raced in it. Cheval Grand raced in Britain a couple of times
Gentildonna's mother was British
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cheating on dober with the other mejiros and sending her the sextape to taunt her
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>>573670561
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how are your parent runs going
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My trainee has become fat.
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>>573670695
Your racing spirits??
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>>573670695
its summer bwo
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Suzuka............
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>>573670774
next CM will count at autumn
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Do epithets count for affinity or is it strictly G1s
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>>573670695
i'm trying to hit a uma stan + nimble + risky + racing stam + thh tree but to no avail
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>>573670695
sympathy, moxie, firm conditions, outer post proficiency - why waste sp on these useless skills for the next CM? you should have more than enough skills to buy if you're doing your setup right
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After training, Mihono Bourbon talks with Maruzensky.
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creating a sextape with a heavily pregnant dober and sending it back to the mejiros after a year's absence
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sigh
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>>573671039
Epithets are no more, strictly individual overlapped G1s
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>>573671081
It's from a general parent gwoski
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>>573670695
shan't do them manually
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>>573671081
>next CM
brother the next CM is fucking Ooi 2000 give me a break to work on shit that actually matters
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oh so you rolled smaru speed because you are a front"""main""" right?
so where is your triple fronts in CM16?
ehh?
hmmm??
curious
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>>573670828
suzuka flattie sex
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>>573667585
>>573669147
The anons mentioning VF are just shitposting by the way
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"excyuuze me why arent you making my borrow parent for the worst CM in Uma's entire history????? you need to prepare 1100 stam for your front to tank 4 murmurs without a gold yknow...."
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I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.
KILL TOKAI TEIO.
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beat ascension 8 on the ironchad in sts2 while patiently waiting for energy to come back for more uma runs
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>>573667585
not a metafag uma but Ive been enjoying this series from a guy that started uma after the Kitasan Rerun banner
he wins CMs a surprising amount for someone that doesnt have Kitasan
https://youtu.be/flLvvnRqi6U?si=eaJZzI5QJCDLfS6H
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thoughts on the LEAKED updated distance system bros?
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>>573671920
you really uma to monetize 2 extra distances? come on
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>>573671994
I've made catastrophic typos twice today I blame tanking about 10 benadryl tablets
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>>573671920
>>573671994
unironically what happens if something like this is implemented IRL and became the international standard. would stygames actually go back and update everything related to distances in the game to maintain accuracy or would they just overlook it
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>>573672081
Try the mercuro stuff instead
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>>573672128
that's what handicappers and bookers use already
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>>573672128
they'd introduce new races with those distances because there are simply too many skills for specific distances and even specific racetracks that itd be the biggest clusterfuck known to gacha games
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>>573671920
Is this in-game or unrelated IRL shit
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>>573671381
surely you have a better general parent than one with sympathy and outer post proficiency
>>573671730
of course, everyone knows that moomoocows' rotting corpse is the real youtuber to listen to for uma cm content
>>573667585
serious answer: lightbirb has been making the best in-depth strategy videos over the last months, vf has great knowledge on what's coming up and always has interesting things to say in his streams, but he took a long break and only recently started making videos again. two different styles of content that together cover most of the angles people would care about.
I personally avoid japanese like seriru or uma tactics pro, they are just too disconnected from the global meta. the latter spent a section in his last video on explaining the change to NSM/NN, but we've already been playing with this change since november...
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>>573671920
>They think 2100+ m is long
Fucking pansies
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>>573672318
On dirt, that shit is very long. these are for american and international races, which are mostly dirt. The terrain takes an extra toll on the horses
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when are we getting the ARTIFICAL track type
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>>573672305
extra skillpoints huh?
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>>573672376
Tokyo Daishoten used to be 3000m
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A coolheaded dreamer from the countryside.
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>>573667585
I might occasionally look at the game8 guide just to see if I missed anything, but these days I can look at the track myself and know what's going to be good. Then I look at the hakuraku data and see which skills are converting into wins. I build based on that.

Youtubers are long-winded and tend to say shit you already know if you've been playing for awhile. You don't need 24 minutes to explain why a banner is worth pulling or whatever. They drone on and on about nothing.
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>>573672305
Kind of proving my point by trying to counter with some random youtuber, for literally no reason.
I'll agree with you on lightbirb at least. Since he goes more into the math and mechanics, if you actually want to learn about the game
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Oissu
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I don't like Nice Nature.
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>>573673362
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I hate Dumb Falcon though.
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Curren wants me
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dead thread
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next bread will be butter
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>>573672305
>vf has great knowledge
lmfaooooooo
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>>573674102
Sleepy Flash
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i glaze VF because i like the melties i get
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/uma/ loves VF
/v/ma hates VF
Choose wisely
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>>573674546
I've never even played it
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>>573674546
>>573674296
What about Virtua Fighter
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next week is so far away...
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Reminder that you can easily skip Tachyon banner. SR sweepy is as strong as LB3 Tachyon and you can just borrow LH/luckshit one copy with free pulls. Save the pulls for future scenarios.
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>>573673362
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>>573674992
ill do this unironically because im an autistic retard who loves hoarding
t. fm skipper, 5/5 mant plat, 120k carats
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>>573675187
>120k
>hoarder
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>>573674992
Don’t do this
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>>573674992
keep the bait fresh for the next thread dawg
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>>573675232
i emptied out on kitasan black since i was planning to quit, had no idea that MANT was going to be so fun
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I just realized the KS Miracle card will probably be released on the last round of Capricorn 2 which means we will need to redo our aces with it
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>>573675401
mmmmmm nah
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Satono Amazon
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Give me an OP for next bread since no bakers
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>>573674992
I'm gonna do this because I need to roll for a bunch of umas
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>>573675534
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Don't ever leave your uma wife alone with your son. Not to protect her, but to protect him.
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>>573675534
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>>573675601
What about leaving my wife alone with my uma son
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Agnas
>>573675630
>>573675630
>>573675630
Move when bready
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>>573675401
if you're running pace, yes, but end will be very popular since, compared to the first edition of this track, we will have flash forward, king halo cheerleader, bamboo memory and sharp steps, in addition to spurt. very strong accel
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>>573675804
But the strongest uma for that CM will be pace Oguri
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??????????
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....Jannies?
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>>573675679
Whats going on in there?
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>>573675401
Let me guess, you rebuilt your cancer aces with Throne?
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>>573676602
I think the strongest will be Taishin, she can move up with her unique (and/or get speed carryover) and has five accels, including two gold (or three gold if you have ruby and borrow sweepy). she's going to be at top speed so fast, just need to get sprint S on her.
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>>573677051
Cheer King will have a perfect 4s 0.4 accel
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>>573672594
yeah
USED TO BE



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