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>>573676667/uma/ not beating the illiteracy allegations
>>573676667Bwo? Your seriru guide?
Excuse me
why did my post get deleted I did nothing wrong
No way those are all samefags
>>573676789Now you know. /uma/ is literally ALL me
oh the thread itself wasn't deleted
>>573676845What the fuck dont tell him
went on a walk around the block. The horsies in the mini stable at one of the houses behind us were actually sleeping. I go by there during the day, and all hours of the night and early morning and they're never asleep, so this was a rare treat. They were both laying down, it was cute.
>>573676709>>573676760my reading comprehension wont be tested if there's no text to be read (didnt look at patch notes or watch seriru)
I want this but it's Umama whispering in my ears
>>573676872>>573676845
Genuinely what happened? One guy was samefagging?
>>573676917it wasnt in the patch notes it was in the huge pop up you got the first time you selected new unity IN GAME bro>>573676956No because I was 2 of the posts deleted. Idk what happened
I forget that hint markers can sometimes be buried under the bubble markers..
>>573677001y-you mean that thing that I closed within 2 seconds?
>>573677023Is this shit ever getting fixed or it's not even a bug
>>573675630Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573677062Dont use cutie Dober as an avatar of your stupidity....
Dirty Mackie!
>>573677062Dober wouldn't hide posts
IT WAS ME. I deleted your posts.
>>573677224Rice wouldn't say this
>>573677224Why is the knife bloody alreadyWho did Rice kill
>>573677295those posts
>>573677224this is false Rice is a child, children cant be a janny in umachan
I don't think the janitor that deleted those posts is having the
Janny's favorite nuke target fled to /vm/ so he's taking it out on randoms.
this flower could not beat Hanshin JF
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>573677527No she didn't
>>573675187>5/5 mant plat>doesn't post proofEverytime
>>573677527trainer*
This is one of my favorite images of Fuji. >Suddenly wanting my hand...>I wasn't prepared for that...That is all.
>>573677761ew
>>573677618why did you reply to an obvious shitpost from an hour ago from a previous thread
list of umas whose breasts are so OBSCENE and EROTIC they had to censor them>taiki shuttle>yamanin zephyr
>>573677761Those tits look so fucking fat aaaaaaAAAAAAAA I WANNA LICK
>Best looping parent borrow has a medium spark in itFuck. At least i won't job medium races haha...
>>573677761Fuji's fat fucking tits
>>573677973nonstop umapyoi
Guys I think I'm retarded.
>>573678146I'm sorry this is how you had to find out
>>573678146>on 4chan in 2026Yeah, you can get disability pay in a lot of states.
>>573678146Don't worry, I am too
>>573677973Mambo
>GBF collab rep is GolshispeCHUDs.....
>>573678146We know chiyofag
>>573678146Many are thinking this.
I'm too mentally disabled to choose my Uma wife. The first to reply chooses my wife.
>>573678741Bakushin
>>573678741
>>573678146You fit right in
>>573678772um... why is my wife doing this what did she mean by this
>>573678772Damn. If it weren't for that stupid timer I would've replied Yaeno Muteki.Bakushin's pretty good though.
>>573678853Liking women is just a thing for the both of you to have in common
>>573678853Your wife has a girlfriend, good for you
hmm i dont knowi feel like these stats are a tiny bit unbalanced
>dykushin
Test
>>573679078free free o-gu-rifree free o-gu-ri
>>573678853What is this gay shit
>>573679041I'll take that over the Tama run I just had with 600/700/600/400/600 at the same point in the career
Who is better for anal sex, nice nature or tannhauser?
>>573679078disgusting troon art style
>Arbitrarily throw Mejiro Ryan onto dirt unity race when the Mejiros have no good dirt racers to rep Team Hephaestus >Waxes my whole dirt squad all on her own anywayalright
>>573679448They get buffed stats. Did you ever look at non dirt umas, if you run a graded dirt race?
>>573679448you're still manually managing teams?
McCute
>>573679591comforting my beautiful wife Suzuka by caressing her slender back with my fingers while she washes off her nose bleed in the sink
Your response?Keep in mind that your trainee is secretly watching you
>>573679790My trainee told me we are soulmates and I kinda believe it, you know. Sometimes I feel like a voice pushes me torwards my trainee when Im dreaming.
Wait cm is TOMORROW?
Nice nature mama
>>573679928I need to make love with her pits
>>573679924signup yeah. Actual races wont be for another few days
>>573679790My trainee's Nice Nature. She'd probably give me a pat on the back.
>>573679790I'm sorry...Falco.
>>573679928Everyone loves Oissu Nature
>>573679790Riko is the best to marry because she won't complain that you couldn't last in bed because she can't either.
You have 2 more weeks to prep your GGPs with URA skills and GW/uma stan/nimble! Yes, you have to do it manually. But after you do, you'll have comfy auto GPs/Ps
>>573680125Eh... I'll just borrows to make it work
>>573680125Why can't the auto do it for me instead?
>>573680125hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi dyont think i will
>>573680024I don’t
>>573680125I got all those ready when MANT started though, except the new URA skills
>>573679982bro don't do that to natie
>Glasse and Cocon both lose against my unity squad when my trainee isn't facing themokay >S-rank Summer Maru got owned by a mob umaokay..
>>573680125shut the FUCK up about groundworkI don't need it, have never needed it, and will never need it
>>573680045I wonder if Aoi would actually complain, or if she'd just go "wow you were amazing!" Like, her entire card is going "I can't ever stack up to you" while she pulls insane athleticism out of her ass like RUNNING HER OWN UMA'S FUCKING TRAINING REGIMENT TO TEST IT.
>>573680181You can't auto URA efficiently. You'll only do auto in GL. And maybe unity, currently it's up to debate if you can hit SS in unity
>>573680230
>>573680282Based en/late chad
>>573680125I don't even know the first thing about what we gotta do with new ura parent runs anymore
>>573680363just copy the schedules posted here after the update drops
>>573680125GW becomes worthless when wit bobo drops
>>573680265>S-Rank>against nu-zenithYou can't stand a chance
>>573680476The succubus
>>573679790my trainee said she'll give me french lessons. that way, i can propose to riko using the most romantic language in the world
>>573680709No i meant, the card summer maru was at S rankwe dont even see our ranks until the end of the career
>>573680838V-Venus T?!
>>573680476taishin?
>>573680125Nah, I'll just wait for auto.
>>573680252Yeah I felt dirty writing that one, and it was retreading old ground, but I genuinely didn't even know what uma would make me sound woefully socially inept otherwise. I guess Smart Falcon or Mayano Top Gun? Though someone could've easily argue they didn't go for MTG because they valued their lives in other ways.
>>573680852I thought you just calculated/estimated it by just looking at stats.
>>573679790joke's on you, i'm inviting shichi as riko's bridesmaid
>>573681178>>573680704Smooching the dahby
>>573680045>After Toreina hooks up with Riko, Cocon and Glasse notice that Riko's physical endurance has gradually been rising
>>572481440i actually made this a week ago but nobody is ever mean to this uma so
this thread will be better
>>573679790I wonder what's going to happen..
Why did I even bother picking this game up again. Of course the RNG will still be just as bullshit.
>>573681632Nishino does not have a plump umanko
>>573681789why is City naked
>>573681789
where the FUCK is my racing spirit stamina
dios mio...
Does anyone have a clip of uma boob jiggle using hachimi 60fps on hand?
>>573682139Stillfusu > Gentilcreature yeah I said it
>>573682152which uma?
>>573682139Aruvu...
>>573682220If you're asking... Taiki and can you make it look as absurd as possible?
>>573682139
>>573681962if this happened, it would have legimitimately come out of nowhereother umas, i can see it happeningshichi? i'm guessing torena used the one wish willow
I told my trainee that I'm not going to renew my license and that they're going to have to find a new trainer because I'm going to marry my girlfriend and join her family's company, and she started asking things like "Why I'd betray her" and "Isn't she good enough for me"
>>573682610>H76that's what it looks like?
Maybe one of these days I'll get anything usable.
>>573681680
>>573682693What ace are you trying to make?
>>573682721Stilltore would never say this
>>573682659ofc she'd feel that way, anon.you were supposed to train her for three years. and you're already choosing to step away before the contract even finishes? you could atleast oversee her training as an advisor if you really have to resign in order to have a happy marriage
>>573678853Bakushin... can be cool!?
>>573682117THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS.
>>573682761I'm just trying to get any sort of parent.
this cm is a late start simulator groundwork wont save you
>>573681587>half the featured umas are uglyfinemo doing the heavy lifting, frfr
I think Buena Vista, Still In Love, and Gentildonna are overrated.
i need a tierlist of must collect hags
>>573621552Bro...
>>573682610still's ass on my face
>>573682884
>>573682831your wife and my lover
>>573682884tell me your trainee so I could namecall you specifically
>>573682792They overseas, it's not my fault. She should be more accepting of how hard it is to be a trainer
>>573682884It's just Still in Love, Buena and Gentil are perfect
>>573682884Ok, tell us which umas are underrated
>>573682998Smooooooch
>>573683045Mayano Top Gun
>>573683075faggot
>look through the last thread>anons discover SMILE>anons act like 4x4x5 Sundayman is some abomination when it's arguably better than 3x3>anons acting like American misspelling can be another Sundayman when he is too old to achieve the same level of success and Flighline is RIGHT THERE (But I doubt Americans would sell him anytime soon)Please do your keiba reps, It's been a year already, you should be better than this
>>573683108wrong thread tranny
>>573682998Hi, Umama!
can someone link a frontdubbufer for sprint cm
>>573683045Fine Motion, Katsuragi Ace, Tap Dance City
>>573683165Leave her alone
>>573682685Perspective distortion
>CM Sprint>remember how fun and cute this goofball really isI think i'm slowly falling in deep love with her.She's funnier than Goldship, she's sweet and an incredible runner.
ryan LOVE
>>573683108horses are so funny I wish we had horses here
Satono Reve is running todayShould be in 3 hours and 35 minutes
>>573683108I wish horses were real
>>573683271What's a horse?
Has anyone else ever "disappeared" on chrono before? I just checked and thought I got kicked out of my club.... I show up just fine on uma.moe though
How many G1s did Still in Love win after the triple tiara? How many races did Still in Love win against stallions?That's what I thought.
>>573683357He means weird dogs
>>573683385my danchou disappeared on chronoalmost gave me a heart attack
>>573683303Bakushin is strong in this one. Owner is Sega's chairman.
>>573683357I think he means a hornless unicorn.
>>573683426buebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebue
>>573683227What does Tama umanko smell like
>>573683426Childhood friend is the worst trope
>>573683219>Ace
I think Tap Dance City is ugly.
>>573683706KILL Still fags especially AruStill trannies
>>573683219>fine motion>underratedthey talk about her everyday on those threads
pace silence suzuka seems to be legit
>>573683806Where’s the erp
>>573683457So just a quirk of the webstie, cheers. Really had me worried for a second>>573683806And they should talk about her more!
>>573683883Wife!
>>573675630
>>573683992Wife Motion!
>>573683883I swear I have seen a different version of this Motion
Ain't never seen anyone say they're excited for Biko Pegasus or Air Messaiah
>2002 had Fine Motion>2004 had Sweepy>somehow it's Still and Aruvu being wanked to death despite being overrated jobbers lucky to be born in a weak generation
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>573684087Biko Pegasus is cute. Would molest.
>>573683706>yurishit with Still of all umabeyond comedy
>>573683806Smooooch
Anyone else planning to wait and see if you get good pulls on LH/Tachy before going for Rickey?
>>573684086I think that artist hasnt done any other rendition of FineMo. Wish they had though.....
>>573683857>near useless ult>bricks a bunch of her innate skillssure
https://youtu.be/cru-h0L6igc
>>573684087I've seen someone said they wanna fuck Biko Pegasus months ago so at least someone's excited for her
>>573677275>Uueeeehhhhh, I-it was R-Rice, onii-sama.... Rice d-deleted your posts... uuuuuuunnnnThere. Rice would say this.
>>573684087why wouldnt i be excited for sexo pegasus
>>573683857Might as well run sprint pace Teio if you want 0 useful skill in your kit
>Racing TV puts Reve's name in Japanese in the stream title to attract japslol
>>573684156I already have Fuku, who is the superior fortune teller
>>573684087>Rhein Craft>Pandora>WindyYUCK
>>573684252
my uma has so few fans no one would ever shitpost about her here
>>573684147Her trainer is literally an abuser, why would you ship them together instead of wholesome yuri?
>>573684436HishiAma
>>573684436Air Messiah stan...
>>573684474Sexier than Kris.
>>573684303Rice still wouldn't say this
>>573684409There's already 3 anons who confirmed they will pull Craft even though she's more than a year away and once people realize she's meta it will be even more
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
How much stam does Suzuka need to be a runaway for sprints? Is being a runaway even good if you don't want her to be a suicide uma that drops out later?
>>573684584no need to pit two brown beauties against each other
>>573684594STEGOCUTE
>>573684586I will pull for Craft because she is sexy
ExcelUma (26/30) will host the Calstone 1000 on thread #3000Check it out
>>573684584Nyo....
>>573684451biko belongs in a taimanin rape orgy
Stop posting this fuck ass ugly uma
I will pull for Machan, fap once and never use her again
I could understand being attracted to Nishino or Sweepy but you're really a massive pedophile if you want to let Biko Pegasus ride on your shoulders just to stimulate her precious area by shifting her body, causing her to be confused and sexually aroused (she doesn't know this yet) go kill yourself
Imagine if Falco was coolYou don't need to imagine anymore
>>573684871I know a guy who did that for Summer Maru. Even spent money on carats and then just never ran her career
Which uma has sexual-romantic attraction to men?
Which club ACTUALLY does erp? Is there one or is it all just memes?
>>57368459430yo manbtw
>>573684882The problem with Nishino is how it's specifically stated she's elementary school age range.So you would not only be a pedofile like Nishinofags, but even have shitty taste to pick to ugliest one.
>>573684871>fap to MachanNo one does that
>>573685046yeah, most of us here are?
>>573685043Any club Umama is in
>>573685046Im 29
>>573685061I said I'd fap, never said it was to her
>>573683357Those things that are like donkeys but dumber and less loyal
>>573685007Where are me replies? ......
Absolutely adorable.
>>573685043There's actually one but I'm gonna keep quiet about it since nobody is saying a thing.
Sex Journey
>>573685046I'm watching your enemies to lovers arc with interest
>>573685139Not umama = no replies
>>573684882
>3 star stat>bunch of whites>5* across grandparentsGod damn it
>>573685007The ones who're so touchy with the trainer for sure.So Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle and Mejiro Ardan
>>573685173Just one more year haha…
Which uma has sexual-romantic attraction to men?(I am umama btw)
>>573685173This is sexy to you?
>>573685007all of them
>>573685173she's not this tall
groundwork was shit all along... sub 17% wr on pace
>>573685268(You) and I, beautiful
>>573685412Leave her alone
>>573685323Stroking that dock.
My trainee asked if I wanted to try something her mom made, and when I asked what she made, my trainee said it was her, then she locked door. What did she mean by this
>looks up future umas' kit to see which one seem good>"if you are late-race accelerate ahh skill"I don't understand how this is fair especially when some of them have more than one
>>573685046What's wrong with that post
Why is there a G1 named after Teio?Why is there a whole racecourse named after Nakayama Festa?
>>573685764They're just built different
>>573685173I like that manga where she takes advantage of her drunk trainer
>>573685764>Why is there a whole racecourse named after Nakayama Festa?To confuse Bakushin.
>>573685861>hindi
I haven't posted in a weekdid I miss anything
>>573685861>the stegoposterhater is typing in hindilmeow oh no no no no
>>573685861>हि
at every turn and corners hateposters keep outing themselves
>>573685861>THAT THE FUCKIहिNG STEGOTROON HASNT KILLED HIMSELFYou are brown
>>573685861
embarrassing
>>573685861Gotta love it when they out themselves.
>>573685585stop sighing in the middle of your sentence
>>573685861You will now be shamed for all time
>हि
Que pasó?
>>573685861>[Deleted]LMAO it's over bros
wahey
>>573685861Stegotranny falseflag
>>573685861LOOOOOOOL
>believing that's real and not a false flag The stegoposter is a lot smarter than V I'll give him that
me when I false flag on /uma/
>>573685861Holy fuck, the antistego poster is a pajeet? HAHAHA
>Damage control
>>573686141let it go sahram
>>573685969I wish this would happen to the ricehater
>>573686220
Kek it would be pretty funny if this was the same saar that accidentally posted a picture of himself on /akg/ a few years ago
Would my uma still love me if I were Indian
>>573686284there's like a billion indians bwo the odds of two random jeets being the same isn't very high
>>573686339Considering that Indians have bagged more seiyuus than white men, surely
There is genuinely no way to recover from this revelation, expect damage control
hmmmmmmmmm
>>573685764Because they're goated umas.
>i'm not indian, that's a falseflag>here's how indians are superior btw saar
How do we make the thread worse?
>>573686615Stego milk...
DO NOT REDEEM THE SASHES!! DO NOT REDEEM!! YOU BLOODY BASTARD DONT REDEEM DIRT DERBY SAAR
>>573686339Your uma "loves" you because you groomed her when she was 12, pedo
>>573685861oh no no no no
>>573686763this isn’t india
https://x.com/takoyaki_draw/status/2075876974187397469
>>573686654Hmm... Right.
>>573686830Yup, that's why you should stop grooming minors
>>573686850thought it was going to be a casting couch
>>573686763>trainee falls in love with you because you were a decent person>somehow you're a groomer
ruined or fixed?
>>573687024ruined
bored and nothing to do so few rooms101627411016274110162741
>>573687024Ruined
>>573687024ruin has come to our family
dont even bother replying to it
not even gonna ask, this is her greatest form
>>573687128380102713801027138010271
>>573687336Posting erotic fillies is not allowed.
>>573687362Can I see that kingu
>>573687336Sweep Tushy...
>>573687276RUINED
>>573687418shure
>>573687276WE LOVE GLASSES
>pretend to be your own anti and pick a random 3rd world shit hole so that people can attack that every single time there's a shitposter Avatarfag 101 and you fags are falling for it hook line and sinker
Parent farming and looping has ruined my sanity. The future looks very grim. I wish Cygames would give us spark pass early.
>>573687519BUUHIIIIIII
>>573687519thanks
>>573687583looping is for no lifers. don't bother burning yourself out for that.
>>573687362675048556750485567504855
>>573687595shut up Yukikaze
it is false flag saar do not redeem saar
I'm Hindi. Give me an Uma wife.
>>573687780stego
SAAAR
>>573686763this doesn't explain why they raped me
>>573687519lol 4 limited ssr buhideck
>>573687694Maybe my Taiki just sucks ass but I feel like having an accel unique (and no golds) this cm might be overrated. You have no way to actually keep your lead once you shoot ahead and there's enough accel options that having a late game velo unique just seems much better. Nishino has beeline burst which can be enough to finish first after shooting forward while Taiki (og) has nothing. Dont know who I'd replace her with though
>>573687694694876196948761969487619
i want to fug benis bark
biko is part of Magical Hero Flower Jets so im obliged to like her
does taiki , oguri, goldship ever fall out of the meta for CMs? They seem pretty consistent in most CMs
>>573687909Feeling the same honestly, I have GW on my Taiki and she can keep the lead until last straight usually, but then she gets no ulti proc and can never regain the lead once she loses it
>>573688087Goldshi doesTaiki and oguri nyo
>read on temperament differences between horses and donkeys>donkeys tend to be highly affectionate and pair bond with their owners, are fiercely loyal, and see you as a member of the herd to protectI'm starting to think of the long-eared umas...
>>573687967246061122460611224606112
>>573688052cheating your nip umas with frog umas is not cool
>>573688087CB is just better Goldship.
>>573688093Yeah even with ult proc she will shoot forward and then have no way to keep that lead and just get run down by everyone else from my experience.>>573688186That was the last one for me thanks for hosting!
>>573688064Only Kita is likable here
>>573688064So much sex in this image.
>>573688087whatever is the most recent alt of taiki is generally a solid pick for mile and sprintwhatever is the most recent alt of oguri is generally a solid pick for every distanceends that arent genshinvre arent good
i've fallen to bottom 3 earner in my club
>>573688157https://youtu.be/jXoCakmtMjU?t=5
>>573688342Mambro...
What'd I miss?
>>573688186788491297884912978849129
Tachyon threadTachyon gameTachyon franchiseTachyon LOVE
>Reddit Tachyon
>chiyo tranny
pretty sure 3 wit buhi could get 4k sp and cap everything
>pintrest cafe
>>573688442kill yourself Myamya
>incel tachyon
>>573688349Counterpoint https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZZnqLi0rSQg
>>573688442>Another late startFuck this gay ass mechanic
>>573688157Thinking about long ear Umas? I'll show you something interesting. Every long ear Uma fall into two different categories. Rice Shower? Trauma. Narita Taishin? Mental illness. Aruvu? Trauma. Rob Roy?Mental Illness. Despite crashing out a lot, Ayabe is Trauma.
>>573688442604552706045527060455270>>573688863>turned off spectates>sudden namedropI see
>>573688979Thinking about this I should've used red desire instead of Rob Roy to illustrate the point faster. Oh well.
>>573675630Umasumi is looking for 1 memberAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>6 million monthly quota this month>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>573688943I will impint my dna code inside her
>>573688983>ANOTHER late start
>>573689132The staygold poster is a female trainer playing tranny though
Think once reset hits I'll try and make a single try Brian parent for sprints for lates and then retrain my Oguri to late. Then maybe do my own Brian sprinter? Unsure about this one.
>>573688597>>573688785What's the 4chan uma
>>573688983416316774163167741631677>>573689228everytime my fuji latestarts I get screwed too, unironically would want tazuna for concentration
>>573688983May I see that groove too, been wondering what to take on lates
>>573688157donkeys are basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38cn8uS5lnQ
>>573689310Yeah my Flower late started and well, last place of courseIt's a dead sentence in sprint 90% of the time
>MySpace Maruzensky
>>573689228
>>573689308Shakur
>>573689587We don't like her!
>>573689310518999675189996751899967my old clubmate... you guys at ******* are cool I always liked it there and you didn't mind me leaving too>>573689395it really is a gamble>>573689369yeh but I'm gonna remake her when reset hits and use marvy SR instead fuku because I want hesitant pace chasers on my 2nd uma too
>>573689621I like her
>>573689538Nyo...>>573689671>no late starts>winFunny how that works sometimes
>>573689587>ugly and antisocialyeah I can see it
>>573689671>JUST pump on your latescool, we gamba
If there truly is an uma for EVERYONE, then is there one for a cishet white man in his early 30s (me)?
entry permission granted
Netkeiba is streaming the brit races todaySatono Reve is running in July Cup Stakes in around 2 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bEx-lEwkz8
>>573689538cygames says this btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZT49mush8
>>573690160they're gonna glaze that uma if she wins some abread G1's
>>573684087Not long ago I would've thrown Happy Meek into that pile but I feel like that's shifted a tiny bit.
>>573690136No, you faggot
>>573690160>prince of india
>>573690365Happy Meek has a trainer, she's fine. Those two don't.
>>573690136Eishin Flash
>>573690140Bobo is NOT that lewd
>>5736901364chan shakur
>>573690242Cygames also pushed MANT onto 4 servers.
>>5736896716/9 still if someone wants
>>573690497Wow, that's amazing Bobo
morning
>>573691187Good morning
Why does Pearl-san act like newage hippie instead of flirty bimbo? COME ON
>>573691187good morning>TP 100 RP 100 only did my dailysorry danchou, palworld is fun and this is your fault
>>573691696ohayouyou bought it?
Do you have sex with your trainee on the night before a G1?
>>573690497It all depends on how she's programmed.
>>573682805The O stands for King
>>573691696You deserve smooch
>>573691810I got it the first time it came out and played it a little, started playing it again since yesterday the 1.0 came out
>FineMo invited her trainer to HER bedchamber in IRELANDDid she not understand the implication and the controversy that would happen if the public found out about it? She's a fucking princess, how the fuck did her SP let it happen?
>they dont know about the secret pace suzuka strat
>>573689671mob uma doxxthanksI'd do more rooms but don't think there's much interest now>>573691950I was gonna get it too because it looked somewhat fun and I miss playing something pokemon relatedhope you're gonna have fun, THE funner
This is a serious question, does late needs groundwork to keep up with the pace fiesta?
>>573692104no, in fact only delay matters for pace.
>>573692104no you just get more late accels which is why pulse and pump is good
>>573692034Nobody wants to just get seal clubbed by a buhi kill yourself.
>>573692034Dang I would've joined, didn't realize it didn't fillThanks for the rooms!
Oh nyo, Taiki stole my UG first time from Maru
https://youtu.be/LR8oaNqzZ-4Why is she like this
>>573692104no, you need late accel, get blossom and sfv on top of pump if you can, don't be fooled thinking those are pace only accels
>>573692343no worriesthank for join
>>573692368She is the straighest racist
>>573691965>how the fuck did [FINETORE STRONGEST SHIPPERS] let it happen?idk, you tell me
>>573675630tachy shoejobs
Why is she botting so much?
Yae
I want reset to be now so I can just remake my groove
>>573692728He's just a MANTgawd
>>573692816>no fans when update dropped and starts botting again after new Edenbot drops
Sex with the best speedtard
>>573692728he will receive the ((call)) on the 29th and will suddenly quit the club due to "burnout"
>>573692894Stop being such an incel
>>573693091>>573693083Umama...
are you guys really not bored with the pointless namedrops
this game fucking sucks and you're all retarded
>>573693549Smoooooch Umama
>>573693174Iam just happy its my club
cant wait for wonder cute
>>573693070
>>573692728This is an /uma/ club assassin. This faggot will leave at the end of the month along with all their fans without as much a word except the TM Opera O sticker.
>>573693631why would the most direct way to get married not be to just get married?
>>573693625cute granny
>>573693710That would be pretty funny
>>573693625someone post THAT
>>573693625Why does everyone like the same 5trainees while ignoring bamboo memory?
>>573692728Huh so that's why everyone is flatlining and not caring
Should I get Budding Blossom on my Late Surgers?
>>573693908if you can, yeah
I don't find chrono genesis cute I think her design is ugly
>>573692728>V did 15m fans in 1 dayNot beating the "V and Umama are on discord" allegationsXhe probably gave him the new edenbot
>>573693998I would have sex with chrono trigger
>>573689671:)
>>573694070You would have sex with furniture.
>be Clanless>just minding my own businessif only I was good.
>>573693973Sigh. Creating a proper Nishino Parent with Leap Forward and Medium races is going to be a pain. Might go the lazy route and put her as a GP.
>can't post my wife anymore without having the botter troon being namedroppedthis is way worse than what the NTR faggot did to that uma, Kita is actually cute and popular unlike that mob
>>5736941399/10 budding is not going to proc on a late surger
>>573694196Umama is the queen of /uma/
>>573694213budding procs final corner or beyond so it has a decent shot of proccing actually
>>573694196You are allowed to post whatever you want on 4chan so long as it fall within the rules of the website and the board you are posting on.
>>573694268Don't you have to be 3rd or 4th
>>573694326Kita doesnt have all that
>>573694196you can ignore these animals
>>573693998I think you're ugly
5 borrows used upNo ggp with uma stan + risky + thh + racing stam + nimble Fuck this game
>>573694394We all love you Umama
boysex 1/2
>>573694341and do you plan on just sitting in 6th the entire race?
I LOVE LOVES ONLY YOULOVE ONLY LOVES ONLY YOUWOULD CUDDLE AND FORGET EVERYTHING WITH LOVES ONLY YOULOVING ME LOVES ONLY YOU
>>573694486
>>573694539When there are going to be 7 other pace chasers I don't think I'm going to be in 3rd or 4th on the final corner nigga
>>5736944862/2 sex with boys
>>573694196Consider filtering umama, smooch, kissies, and their variants with stubs hidden
>>573694619what does "or beyond" mean you illiterate lobotomite
>>573694645She likes that attention and cultivates it
>>573694640
>>573691898Is there some sort of lewd switch I can activate?
>>573694196teiobros dont care despite their repvtation being at rock bottomyou shouldnt either
welcome to the thread celebrity auditionwhat do you do
>>573689671Oh so that was you G, I saved your id lol, you did it the right way unlike most posters here
>>573693908No, Pump+Red Shift is more likely scenario.
>>573694791Umama kiss
>>573694619if your late surger is not passing the 6th place pace chaser at the final corner before late race to hit pump then pass 5th and 4th after that in time for budding blossom then you need to go back to the mines and train a better late surger
>>573694825thanks for being nice to me danchou, I'll always consider getting back if needed
>>573694619>>573694662>>573694791sex with my cute next door GF Izuna
>>573694578She's a bit of a...
>>573694819I do this
ikuno.........................dictus
>>573694819We only care about Umama giving smoochies
yep, am not worthy to be in any /vg/ clan
>>573694997Dia would BUY me if she had the chance.
>>573695101they're called clubs you stupid faggot
>>573694997The second movie already proved the cursed false, while the third is FIIIIIIIIIIIINE but also kinda worse. It's weird, all of those movies have blatant annoyances and problems.
>>573694578That's a big middle schooler
>>573693856because they have not made cingray season 2 yet duh
>>573694578she's 13
>>573694958cow?
>>573695210Dia is so fucking easy!
>>573695101Why are you bitching?
>>573695379Umama sex
are there any other good mid races for lates that is not fast & furious?bringing a power card on a 20% pow uma is kinda overkill and i rather go 2spd4wit
>>573694958
>>573695416Seeking the Pearl Speed.
>>573695405>super tight mom jeans>those giant pillows under a sweaterhmm yes SEX
>>573695416just bring an another wit or speed even the SR one
>>573695284Out of 10!
>>573695470but i already borrowing bakushin speed for turdo sprint...
>>573695405fat
>>573692728real afgg Jakub?
>/uma/ clubs are climbing again now that ed*nbot is outumazing
>>573693083>>573693710that would unironically be the funniest fucking thing
>>573693908 (Me)>>573693973>>573694865Let me phrase this question another way. Would you rather have Leap Forward or Budding Blossom?Has anyone actually managed to get Sprint S + Budding + Leap with good stats?
>>573695710You can even see it leaking to other clubs>>573694001
>>573695549Bell-chan...
>>573695294Flirty Dia is weak to flirting
>>573695710my club isn't...
>>573695710I have time today because of the weekendI am not going to hold back from farming to appease /uma/ trannies nyooooticing
>>573695768I would rather have leap forward than budding blossom, since it will likely proc earlier into the accel zone.Also yes there's some Ryan parents with sprint sparks and leap forward in their sparks. This method however requires you to have your own Nishino to use as a second parent, which might not apply to you.
cygames! quick!send another threat about banning botters for realz realz this time!
>>573695902Stop coping Umama
>>573695725donkey
>>573695768Leap + Pump/redhsift + Sprint S if you can. I'm assuming the budding shill is a mega whale
>>573695851daccheats...
ayo sleeper card?
>>573695710my clubs slightly sinking
>>573695781>>573695710Why are these discordtrannies wasting real money to get more fan runs and carats.Do they just want attention?
>>573695746it's really obvious, getting involved with (((umaclub))) is never good
I have S2 rankI was in D club, can i join any 4chin club A or better?
>>573696092Join Haythere!
>>573696072They unironically never leave their house and need validation on 4chan
>>573695932I do have my own Nishino, but there's just not enough time to get Sprint-Medium-Medium GPs with Leap Forward sparks to properly make a Tiara Nishino parent with Leap. Perhaps I can forego power sparks, but I'm not sure if I can hit 1201 power without them.
>>573695968Redshift is a gaslight. I don’t have the energy to argue with them. Plug it into the race sim.
>>573696026Good for parent farming instead of eishin. Especially for auto, it values SSR more
>>573696117B rank one?
>>573696092theres a few that still have spots. or you can wait until the start of the month for more of a selection
>>573695710>not in any /vg/ clubspure suffering
cap speedbuy sprint skillssend it
>>573695405oh my god
>>573696207It's not optimal but if it's all you have it's better than nothing. I'm personally not using it
Thanks Ulala
>>573696026>20 specialty priority
>>573695621Then there's nothing you can do except white spark hints from Wit Marvey, Wit Ines and Speed Curren
>>573696278how long does sprint uma yuri sex last
>>573696242They can be A rank again if enough active trainers are in it again
>>573696368>auto runsI knew retarded avatarfags like Umama are dumb but god damn
>>573696026>Tachyon: 18 Wit 6 Speed 6 SP, 21.1% chance of landing on wit>Dia: 19 Wit 6 Speed 6 SP, 23.1% chance of landing on wit>Fine: 23 Wit 8 Speed 6 SP, 25.1% chance of landing on witWhy did cygames give her 20 special priority?
>>573696321No it is outright useless.
Umamusume Rice Shower
>>573696186The extra accel you get from the power over the cap isnt as much as having good skills is. At 1300 power you get 0.1. Obviously if you have it then it's nice, but the "optimal" of getting there is with power greens, since we just dont have many good power cards.But also cm is in a few days yeah so if you dont feel like making a parent from the ground up then that's perfectly reasonable.
>>573695768Depends. What's your team comp? 3 lates? Nishino, my umas are soooo often in 4th spot. 2-1 lates? Leap will be guaranteed to proc
>>573696460
>>573696092Were looking for 1, join us
>>573694819I have a very large penis
>>573696207>Plug it into the race sim.Retard, sim is useless in that scenario because you gamble on late activation. You gamble on pump into red shift, sim will never take that into consideration, it will always assume instant proc unless you manually set it up to proc later.
hmm, maybe I need to request some of these just in case so I have enough
>>573696454Isn't it the same as any other delayed red shift track where you take it on late/end only because you can get something out of it if getting into 5th is the last condition to be met so it overlaps the start of late raceOn hakuraku it's actually around top 10 for skill win rate on late for room matches this CM
>>573696561I'm likely going 1 Pace 2 Late. I think my Late reached 4th a few times before late race.
>>573696820Get leap then
I prefer umas like Mejiro Ryan, Winning Ticket, and Seiun SkyWhat am i?
>>573696207>>573696454>Plug it into the race sim.You are a retard who can't read the simulator at all. It always presumes skills activate and that they always activate at the earliest possible moment. This means Red Shift in simulator always goes off at the start of last corner aka does nothing. In actual lobbies my 2 pace+1 end party the end has literally never reached 5th before late race starts.
>>573696820Nishino has a Late Race only activation condition, so it won’t activate before late race even if you hit 4th early
>>573696990Faggot
pace and late are the only masculine strategies, fronts and ends are for FAGGOTS
>>573696990based
>>573696990You like men
>>573689179Now full
>>573697209HOLY
>>573696990liking ugly and unpopular umas only makes you an attention whore, you're not better than the average namefag
Reminder that the meta comp for upcoming CM is 3 end closers with leap forward
>>573697259
>>573696615Already did >>573696416Now i'm sad, you kinda cutie too
>>573697209
>>573697291>Seiun Sky>Ugly>Unpopular
>>573697296Who are the sprint end closers?
>>573697414
Sorry danchou, uma.moe partner ID fetch is dead (again) so I'm taking the day off ! ! !
Can you guys give me a witlet guide on how to prepare for any given track?I'm tired of relying on sloptubers.I don't know how to read the sim.Just give me a step by step and I'll learn, I beg.
>>573697525Who the fuck still uses uma.moe instead of chronogenesis?
alright, now what
>>573697490Sweepy Ayabe Amazon
>>573696907Alright. Thanks for the assurance. This is my current best ace but I was unsure if I should've gone further with the parenting grind. >>573697061I understand. I was moreso saying that if my Late is 4th before late race, Budding Blossom would've been instant accel and maybe secured the win.
>>573697565sure dude paypal me $50 and I'll teach you everything you need to know in about an hour
>>573697580Anyone autistic enough to run decent filters
>>573697580uma.moe has every thing doxxo hasand it has a better ui>>573697565distance, style, track A or higher? she can run
>>573695009More like...Iku no Dictus (Dictus the Cumming)
I just got the hot springs ticket twice in a row on the one character I already got it on before.
>>573697565you don't need to learn to read the sim if you just learn to read the map
>>573697736Most erotic mare
>>573697565>Can you guys give me a witlet guide on how to prepare for any given track?Unironically scout public lobbies
>>573697296hmmmmmmmmmm nyea i think i'll take the 0.4% lower winrate
>>573697646>good stats>sprint s>oyl>leapIts already good. Don't bother going for more. Remember, it's sprintcasino. Even if you get a better uma, your win rate won't increase that much. Just take it slow, work on other aces or start parent grinding for dirt cm
>>573697565>I don't know how to read the sim.I was about to link you gametora's essential pages, but if you can't even read the baby simple gaslightator I don't expect you to understand gametora.
that's a good start
>>573697296>Pace pace debufferI think I'll do double ace going forward. It's quite comfy
You all cuties here :)
>>573697565>check when late-race starts>cross-reference against activation conditions for main acceleration skillsDone
>>573698015Smooch?
Satono Reve is running in 18 minutesStream: https://www.youtube.com/live/3bEx-lEwkz8
>>573697565>Get enough stam+ recoveries>Get distance S>Check if late race starts on a corner/straight /final corner /final straight>Take proper accels according to previous step>Get midrace/late race velocityRinse repeat every CM
makin sloppy joesanyone want one
>>573698015Kiss?
>>573697936>start parent grinding for [xoguri] cm
>>573698094what about sloppy toes
*sloooooooooorp*
>>5736975651) Find your trackGo to gametorahttps://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=16Look at the trackSee the start of the different phases?This is the important bit2) AccelerationsYou want acceleration skills to proc as close to the start of Late Race as possibleMost optimized accelerations are inheritedIn this case Late Race starts about 3/4s of the way through the final cornerThat means we want corner accels and Late race locked final corner accels, or final corner accels that proc at least halfway through the final corner3) Start building your teamOwari desu
>>573698126
>>573698126LET'S GO RICKEY
>>573698126I'm SURE my mutated dirt A medium A oshi will beat Hoguri double dom if i farm good parents...
>>573698094Nah, I already made some fried kopytka and sausage
>>573698064nice
>>573698126Does Christmas Oguri and Ramen NTR use the same parent?
>>573697936Yeah that makes sense. Speaking of CM17, is Forward March good? Or should I resign to pace Hog with 2 debuffers?I hear that absolutely no one is surviving that track with 564 Murmurs.
>>573698272too many poles here me included
>>573698308You can't proc 2 doms within one character, and there are no good gold debuffs that can be taken from a card. It's still a XOguri CM though
>>573697259imagine being so insecure about your tiny body that you have to post off-model art
>>573698506>You can't proc 2 doms within one character
>>573698506illiterate retard
>>573698506>there are no good gold debuffs that can be taken from a cardSSR shichi, Keen Eye
The uggos scenario...
>>573698506564 is to guarantee that Murmur procs, since getting blocked is a difficult requirement these days. Alternatively, it's for Keen Eye+Dominator.
>>573698659Sex with the purple-haired hag
>>573698758But she is not even an uma
>>573698050>>573698081>>573698195thanks anons. i will not be a dum dum anymore
>>573698659UAF Tickezo's unique has so much aura though.
>>573698064
>>573698064Will Lememe do it again?
>>573698846You are allowed to be a dum dum so long as you always try to be less of a dum dum
today im doing my daily career with teio
>>573698839>biggest ass in the game even in those days
>>573699060Smoochies Umama
>>5736980645 MINUTES
>>573698846Being aware of your own ignorance and trying to change that already places you above most of the anons here.
I wasn't aware turf was that fluffy
>>573699272its grass m8
I want to see horses race on concrete and make sparks when they run
>>573699272It's Britain/EU turf. There's a reason why we call l'Arc the bog. Japan has much tougher turf and fastest tracks in the world in general.
>Log in>Check club>Sprint request>Sprint request>Sprint request
fat fuck
>>573699446Need to smooch
>>573699331I thought it was shorter. You can't even see their shoes for example.>>573699375I see
>>573699446um your potion gwo? oh wait
do I even continue training speed, I'm overcapping where are my wit trainings...
>>573699407i just clicking shit for dailies sorry qutie
>>573698064STARTING
>>573699568Give me kissy and I will answer you
>>573699568Show you power training
>>573699568I mean you brought 3 speed cards ofc you're overcapped
>>573699625there was no power training, at least you can do optional races when the training is bad
>>573698064What were the 2 horses on the left doing?
>>573699732Kissies
Lemaire...
Jinxed
>>573699732You literally had arrows on it
>lememe
where's the content?
AGEMASEN
washed...
>>573699840The content is looping racing spirits and restraint
O'Brien world
>>573699840in 2 weeks.... well closer to one and a half at this point
Do your dailies ok
>>573699982gwo your nimble? your uma stan? your thh? your slipstream?
good start of the day
>>573700034so we won't have a lot of time to train aces for virgo 2?
>>573700184My Taiki randomly jobbed the sprinters stakes at 11th earlier.Bad seed today I guess
yea, I'm gaming
>>573699982Bro, we're looping 10 greens now in preparation for her.
woah good one
>>573700365Smoooch
>>573700241we'll have like 2 or 3 weeks as per usual but since the new scenario starts we'll have to also revamp our TT rosters.
>>573700273>>573700184AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this is a 14 years old
>>573700517Umama...
>>573700365another
>>573700517she does not have all thatbut if she did I would want to suck on them
Why does Umama blog about his shitty runs
>>573699772>>573700390what do you call this mental illness
My Emperor looks like THAT?!
>>573700143I'm doing all of that at once and had 0 results with 15+ Sweepy runs with reroll
>>573700741find something else to do than namedrop people I beg you
Since we no longer need the stat bonus from epithets, wouldn't it be better to just run Tiara with Senior Spring Triple Crown for piss easy G1s?
>>573700741wait am I Umama now?
>>573700759You like the attention
Hey guys how can I improve this deck
>>573699812funny, if I had trained power I'd gotten to 1200at least all cards finished their chains, got sprint S, and unlocked finemo's sex event, good guys won at the end
>>573701016Hi Umama
>>573700996Replace the Teio speed
>>573701016If you have enough speed and you get more power from the power training than speed then train power
>>573700759Homosexuality
>>573701148I'll do it next time... funny speed spark
>>573700775just get lucky (I missed racing spirit stam)
>>573701254die
>>573700759Love smooch
>>573701254Now post the blue and pink
>>573701497>>573701497>>573701497makween bwead
what /vg/ clubs exist that would accept a Gold City lover?
>>573701524idk most of them
>>573700831In MANT? You still need epithet stat bonuses because it's still never guaranteed for you to reach SS rank without it, unlike in nunity anyone can just shit out SSs without operating a single braincell
>>573677224Rice wouldn't say this but she would do it
>>573701524you can join shortstack if you want, we have a spot open
>>573710001I think oppai loli are an affront to mankind.
