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>want to do some open lobbies>all these dirt CM racesjesus christ dude
>>573701497Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>no content for 11 dayswhat do we do in the mean time
wahey
>>573701651Smooch you
>>573701587GL isn't even out yet too
>>573701651give them back
Mating press Air Groove
I LOVES ONLY YOUWOULD CUDDLE LOVES ONLY YOUWOULD ENJOY HEADPATS BECAUSE SHE'S LOVES ONLY YOUCAN COOK LOVES ONLY YOU HEALTHY DINNERS WOULD INVITE MAR-CHAN OVER EVERY DAY JUST BECAUSE SHE LOVES ONLY YOU
>>573701757Give me one
>>573701651I'm LOOPIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Su-sex
https://www.france-galop.com/en/content/royal-line-cygames-grand-prix-de-parisThe Longchamp rig is in
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>573701742TacuteyonCutefe
Digitan LOVE
>>573702030>Reddit Tachyon>Crystal Cafe
>>573701852Whats this site?
>>573702130Put them back
Last Thread
>my trainee showed up with my mother
>>573702476hot.
>>573701680Wa sex
>>573702105Hyper Creek.
>>573702476What? Why?
>I showed up with my trainee's mother
>my trainer showed up with another uma
>better stats and greens than my current groove>kita didn't finish her eventbleh
>>573702630>>573702568She needs her blessing
>>573702645OYAKODONWITH AIAND GYARU MOMOYAKODONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
I want an uma fighting game
I told gold city I'd start going to the gym and lose weight and she got really angry for some reason...
>my trainee fingerbanged another uma as a display of dominancd
>>573702645giving Ai-chan a sister...
Has you considered how many /uma/ posters have died during past year?Rip stegotrannyRip umamaRip yurischizo
bigo begasus :DDD
>>573702963>my trainee fingerbanged the uma that just joined my team until her hymen broke so she will never have thoughts of giving her precious first time to her trainer
its too fucking hot out
>>573702963> dominancd
>>573702645das rite!
>>573703123my two wives
my daily teio is complete
>>573703270Smooch?
Which uma unironically likes cock?
teio sex
>>573702297>taiki need
>>573703407100% of them
Hit over 1M on TT, haven't really been upgrading my team, changed a couple.I assume it's people adding high rated but weaker Uma's to their team
>>573703407all of them
>>573703407the mares
>>573703254>>573703462
>>573702214uma.moeinheritance tree
Which uma would enjoy being raped by her trainer?
was mcqueen goated
>>573703407me if I was an uma>>573703254I saw that
>>573703590>>573703557Smooching Umama
>My trainer has his shirt unbuttoned.
>>573703575makween goatsee...
I wish Ardan would look at me like this...
>my trainer gave one of his piss bottles to another trainee and told her it was a special sports drink
>>573703645no mom i have it unbuttoned on purpose no one fully buttons up their shirt stop fussing over me
>>573703706Jordantore...
>>573703624No thanks ;)
>>573703706doto would do this
>>573702846
>>573703859Umama would take smooches
>my trainer has his pants unbuttoned
>my trainer thinks he can run
Good soup
Can I train Kitachan for dirt?
>>573704041Only Umama is allowed to
>>573704059Ugly uma jumpscare
uh oh....lay off the carrots mcqueen...
>>573703859Which does umama have: asian jungle bush or pimply white woman yeast surprise?
>>573703575He was horsed, even.
>my trainee pissed on my leg again
>>573704235She's a neet that does nothing but sit on her computer so I imagine she's unshaven
>my trainee/trainer made the same stupid joke for the 20th times in a row like the YT comment section of a joe rogan video
>>573704327now we talkin
>>573704369Flash would make that one german comment section post too
>>573704369Not like replying with "Sex with [uma]" is any less reptitiveBut also sex with Eishin Flash
>>573704369I have a fixed number of lines I've rehearsed to get by in life
>>573704497It's more productive and relatable than whatever the kingposter is doing>>573704369Boomers and redditors have the same humour in the endThey never let a joke go, they run it to the ground and eventually it turns gay
why are we gooning over umama now
A full translation of erauma and/or continuation and/or revival and/or successor project would unironically save this general
I need this fat fuck in global NOW
>>573704497Posting "Sex with XYZ" is simple and to the point.Compared to "LOOK MUM IM TRYING TO BE FUNNY" when they're not.>>573704491Schnauze zu.
>>573704582HISHI AMASEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573704582wao
>>573704581>nowShe's our queen
>400m left to proc>exactly where late race startsIs barcarole bricked this CM?
Hello friends!!!
>>573703407They all love cock but if they ever say they don't they mean they don't like you
>>573704730sexy little babies
>my trainer voted for some umafans whore instead of me in the FanFest
>my trainer went to the beach that makes you old
>my trainer is still sleepy after 3 cups of coffee
>>573703757
>>573704702Return to tradition
>>573704702yes it will 100% get eaten by the accel zone
>>573704582Her nipples are supposed to be darker than umama's pubes
I miss clocking races
did anyone even pull for bamboo memory
I think Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi has te be enjoyable and pleasurableI was told she was sick in bed
>my trainee asked why don't I get a wig for my bald spot
>my trainer is yelling "ghost blowjob woo woo" in the next room
>>573704971Her banner was months ago
>>573704971I am hoping she spooks me on my daily. She's cute
>>573704730Hello fren!
my trainee
>>573705029shacute
>>573705089
>>573705050This one was good
>Taiki's secret event is sniping Suzuka's achievementswhy is she evil?
>>573704971I'd say about the same amount of people who pulled for shakur and muteki (exactly 2 anons)
>>573704971I gave it 30 pulls
>>573705050Bad sundayman
Is this hors finally the heterosexual virgin bride I have been dying for? Should I do nofap in anticipation? Am I just getting baited again?
>>573704872
>>573705158>>573704582impregnating both
>>573704971can't, Tachyon/Hello need to unbrick my sorry ass
>>573705242dont do it mandont gosling too hard
stats low rolled but ill take it
>>573705321The poor creature looks so uncomfortable
this is a strictly card puller generalwe dont pull umas herenobody here can pull bitches
>>573705430you'd be too when your roomie tries to fix your hoof like its fucking cheese
>>573705543I only want the creature to be happy
run is dead still but finally happened
Anyone bringing wedding mayano? How do you get pass tenno sho
any cuties
>>573705440Why is Mediterranean loli cosplaying as week?
START YOURMATCHES YOU FUCKING JEWS
Raised a G aptitude uma to S but your most important SSR didn't finish her chain award
>>573705645>another one next turndude
>>573704872>meet Super Creek with some unbuttoned buttons on your shirt>she buttons them back so you will not catch a cold>meet Gold City>she unbuttons them back because it's more fashionable>repeat the cycle
>>573705834I do this
>>573705842these were some fucking fat URA trainingstoo bad it's A sprint
>>573705835Hm... interesting cook. I forgot they buffed this unique. I hope your Fuku works out.
do you ever see a reaction to something that meant everything to you and you just cry because it was such a beautiful phase of your life
>>573705834>cancel sign up>join new roomAFKs can run with bots
>>573705834hmmmmmmnyo
>Ryona artist I follow started posting uma
>my trainee asked for a harapan
The gameplay rework was fun and all but now the honeymoon phase is over and I'm back to gluing runs if I don't get at least one distance/turf spark during classic inspo
>>573706486Danchou isn't gonna be happy when he reads this...
>>573706125No, I'm not a little bitch
>>573706486lol bitch you are like 4 minutes of clicking away from the senior inspoput the fucking training into the bag dude
uhhhhhhhhhhh
>my trainee doesn't know what the fuck is a kilometer
>>573706626Fuck danchou I'll glue him too
>>573706440what's harapan?
>>573706835It's a tummy kiss. Don't think too hard about it.
>>573706486I used to do that in MANT because it's so time consuming, but I just run G1s if both inpos were shit so at least I can roll the dice to get a GP/parent out of 30 energy.
american umas when tracks are measured in meters
>>573705835>>573706004I would say use Fuku's alt if you have her because she has a nice mid-race unique
You know, it's really hard to get good leverage on your own stomach. Even with something like a mallet.
Umas would enjoy getting punched in the abdomen by their trainers, actually. Humans are too weak to actually hurt them so it's just a massage. Bet they go out of their way to ask their trainers for harapan because it gets them off.
>>573706486yea but it now takes 5 minutes instead of 25
content?
>>573707070Early and midrace doesn't exist in sprint, it's all about how fast your uma can hit top speed in a nanosecond as soon she enters late race.
>>573707126MANT was fine, it just took longer than it should
>>573707126>>573707126soon
>>573706990>male trainers when they find out their trainee is a lezbian
>>573707185>MANT was fine
>>573707126Unity was annoying at its worstMANT almost made me quit the game
>>573704524You too huh
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=UyU7P57tGBJ4SZg4dC1TOq_ai have created a beast
hey anons I need some advice, I have super creek lb0 right now, and I know there is mr cb and sc rerun but I dont really have use for mr cb, should I just... ticket + crystal super creek after the tachyon banner is over in case she spooks me?
>>573707185MANT wasn't fine, it was poorly planned from the beginning as shown by the 300 points goal, cygames didn't expect people to abuse the shop by doing G2s and G3s. also, both "it allows F2P to compete with whales" and "the shop helps you combat against the game's RNG" statements are falseas a fun note, when it released in JP it was flagged as scenario 4 instead of scenario 3 (which turned out to be GL) in the game's code, meaning it was rushed out
>>573706923I would gladly give my trainee a harapan then!
no no no we are not getting nostalgic for fucking trackblazer
>>573707870what do you have against ends
>>573707945I mean you can feel MANT was rushed with the fact it has not many special animations, no story or anything too
>>573707870CB is the best generalist for every deck during GL, also do you have or plan to get Maruzensky?
>>573708012nothing, in fact I wanted to main them, but I have been constantly blackpilled recently about them being more useless as the game goes on and how there are not many famous race horses that are ends and would be added to the game, also lack of strong supports as the game goes on... or so I have been told
>>573708024>no story or anything tooPretty sure MANT far outweights URA and Aoharu in sheer volume of scenario events, definitely not the argument to make if you want to claim it was rushed.
Is coffee good for you?
>>573707958
>>573708264these are boring as fuck and pointless trying to defend MANT is funny
>>573708264NTA but the main story of MANT was a piece of shit garbage. Scenario events were nice giving more lores, but it became too much for me after a while.
Steamed chud
>>573708292this coffee surely will be good on my face
>>573708192I will get mlb tachyon instead of maru, also doesnt the rerun banner for mr cb release pretty late into GL?
>>573708345can you point out where on the doll I defended MANT
Man, I sure miss not having any retries left entering classic year
>>573708397would special week let me have sex with her
I thought mant was fun... it just took too long...
Which uma would have her first kiss with a cock tip?
>>573708467remember getting raped by seeking the pearl in junior yearwas starting to think that lightning strike had good reason
>>573702105>>573702618I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>573708591Nobody cares Umama you are unemployed
MANT would have been fine if both inspiration events happened way earlier.
>>573708591t. has no life
>>573707870Why the rush for creek? Hold on to those tickets and crystal suntil you absolutely need her like in long CM or something, which won't be here until the next 5 more CMs
>>573708591It was very frustrating having to rely on more RNG that are items that will conclude your run.
At least I have something to spend these keys on nowdid anyone ever get Yukino's lecture
We need to bully Dotoposters more.
>>573708591
>do almost 100 seiun sky parent runs>no good power groundwork parents>remake Mayano for TT in Nunity>3* power 2* groundwork>terrible affinity because <20 G1s>seethe>cope by immediately doing a VBourbon run for CM>3* power 2* groundwork>terrible affinity because <20 G1sFUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>573708801you are right anon, I will hold it for now, she's usable at lb3 right?
>>573708818
well i guess im pulling for orfevre when she comes to global
>>573709006she is usable at lb3 yes
>Genshinfevre
>>573703645I would do this.>>573703960I would do this (to show off the erection Ardan gave me)
>>573708591of course the villain would say this
>>573708264these arent even part of the "story", it's a bunch of events about the umas being gay
>>573709353you say that like it's a bad thing
Unity is trash, bros. Fast learner never activates. How am I supposed to get good tt horses with this shit?
you are free to keep playing MANTremember to tell your danchou too so he can raise your quota!
>>573708760t. esl reading comprehension
The ending for this summer story event was pretty incestuously gay as fuck
>>573709532Shut the fuck up Umama
I smiled when Creek called me daddy
>my trainer asked me to call him "daddy"
>my trainee didn't flush the toilet again
I hope my trainee doesn't find out I've been dating Tazuna..
>Kingu.png>Oguri.png>Fuku.jpgGet new material please
>trainer asked me to help him with my workout
>>573709854Imagine your trainer who you've been with for years now suddenly starts molesting you
Snap back to reality
This is the extent of /uma/'s OC content capabilities
>Start this game expecting to date cute horse waifus>Cygames makes all of them IesbianFUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Truly the end days for this general
I'll be moving to /v/ma till the schizo is gone, see you in a few hours
>>573710175You can have the local homo namefag ERP'ing here if you want instead
>>573710242My paizuri slave.
>>573710303>OCwhat is this, reddit?
>>573710303shonna
>>573710250>Trainer begins prepping you for the Breeder's Cup
>>573710250
next thread will be better
>>573710441
>>573710303i like the cryers
this thread is fucking terrible
7 and I draw my trainee, 4 and I play a MANT career
>>573710250#metoo culture isn't a thing in Japan, right?so you could probably get away with it
>>573707945>the shop helps you combat against the game's RNGTo be fair, getting slapped with something like Slacker in URA or Unity is a death sentence, especially if you roll poorly on infirmary RNG. Meanwhile in MANT, miracle cures are common, and there's a good chance there's a cure for slacker or night owl in the shop at any moment.
>my trainer showed up with another condom
>>573710664
>>573710320Sou->english text instead of latinxShitty meme. Kys.
>>573710664Enjoy
>>573709423>Fast Learner never activateswhat is it, a 1-2% chance in your trainee's events? I've done 50ish Nunity runs and haven't seen it yet
shortstack has an opening for any /uma/ggots who want to join a casual B+, potentially A club. Loving tits is secondary to glueing umas who disappoint, but only by the tiniest of margins. No quota, but do log in within a week, barring extenuating circumstance and a heads up.Apply with /uma/ or post here.
>>573710441Ayabe would be the type to crawl into her trainer's bed and molest him during a sleepless night
>>573710664get fucked
>>573710617JP trannies do that
>>573710664oh no
/vm/ma is actually faster than us now
>>573710792Sexy boobies....
wohhh too bad no lvl 5 facility
>>573711192Smoochies?
>my trainee is drinking juice
>>573711192wohhhhhhh umama oughhhhhhhhhhhh
>look at club list>C+ minimum>I'm just a silly casual>can't front or end close/sprint>can only make OK Mile/medium/longs, pace/lates>broke (spent 5k all on my car in the last 9 weeks)>have OK deck>400mil fans
Throne is good now
HA
>>573709170you joke but she becoming meta end closers is the reason I decided to go with late surgers instead
>>573710576It's called Speaki
Umas are for Chads
>>573711478>but she becoming meta end closerseslGAWD
you know a thread reached rock bottom when some dude starts blogposting his random playthrough while giving very insightful commentary
>>573711192https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11771967
>>573711494>dresses like a literal prostitute >doesn't like being hit onwhy is hag groove like this
How does /uma/ club danchou reward their members with carats? I wanna do it for my club too
>>573710250>suddenly>when the uma has been molesting torenah for years
>>573711192Did you win the Triple Tiara? My Groove always gets cucked out of hers
>>573711728im a lolicon
>>573711580The cuckposting, racebaiting and ERPing wasn’t a giveaway?
>>573711728Don't worry, she'll be corrected
>>573710792>draw a shortstack>make the legs long
>>573711779join /Uma/ Club to find out!
>>573711809I run her on late surger and she usually wins oaks easily
>>573711386My face has always been a good throne for Teio.
>>573711947Smoochies?
>>573711824>t.Helios
>>573711779He doesn't even play the game himself what makes you think that actually happens
>>573711982This is a good post.Its sole purpose is to entertain.
>>573711947That's not happening, and don't reply to me with a Kitasan image
>>573711886No chocolate
>>573711779what do you thinkdiscord
Genuinely curios how the upcomin auto mode will affect club rankings. I assume most competitive players will have that shit running constantly to try and make parents. But most players dont care that much
Okay, hear me out... Pace sprint Hishiama?
>>573712139Coward
>>573711494>>573711728W O M A N moment
>>573712178All the fucking top clubs bot manYes even the 100-200 rank ones
>>573711580>nyoooo stop posting about the game we need more off-topic bullshit and porn spam insteadHave you tried not being brown?
>>573712178I will be botting the cygames bot so it buys skills and starts a new run every 50m
>>573711845those happen in every thread regardless of speed or quality, a playthrough on the other hand is a sign of extreme decline
whats the priority between popping purple bombs and racing G1's?
>>573712338Good trainings always take precedence
>>573712178the A+ clubs that don't update their quotas to at least 1 auto run a day will get rapedS clubs already use better bots so they probably dgaf
>ramen shop
>>573712441
>>573712338>racing in unity everHow you supposed to get blue/purple if all you're doing is racing?
she WON
>>573712507skill points doko
>>573712473>>573712441HISHI AMASEXOOO
>>573710303Member of Mambo's Four Kings here. This is the extent of my OC content capabilities.
>>573710303The mambo saga was fun
>>573710303don't shay that...
oh well I got a somewhat better groove but she didn't finish pocgonna test her and see if she's better than my previous oneroom987448429874484298744842
>>573712473
>>573712137>don't reply to me with a Kitasan imagesurehere's a webm
>>573712473I love chocolate
>>573712338All G1s are identically the same now that we're out of MANT and only functions to give you skill points , which is replaceable with any other G1 turns that has shit training
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11769891It's over...
>>573712697Can I get a kissy
>>573712441>>573712473We have hishifags here yet I've never seen a single Hishiama posted during CMsCurious
>That one flatliner who keeps requesting Futanari Stakes sashesfor what purpose
>>573712978>Futanari>>>/out/
>>573712697source?
>>573712714what about blue bomb vs purple bomb
>>573712969heyy newcutie
>>573712571I've inherited the throne... but at what cost?
>>573712969Why would I post me losing
>>573712714Not entirely true, there are still set of races you want to do for each uma secret events
>>573713140Neth-sama....
>>573712697I THOUGHT THAT HAT WAS A CENSORED DICK FROM THE THUMBNAIL
>>573713252I can provide that
>>573713219not him
>>573713068anonit's not sexthey're making mochi
>>573712280I know they bot. It wont affect them at all. Was talking about getting into A+/S and how auto will affect that. Because with the diminishing chance to win races it's not going to give you as many fans as a manual fan run. But it'll obviously be more than what your average player is currently gaining.>>573712395That might just be how it ends up going yeah
>>573713197kek fair
>unity 2.0>not a single chain (including SR's) finishedshit scenario
>>573713293I'll make mochi with you
sorry danchud but the minute you add a quota I'm quitting
>>573712978trve sashgawds ask for dirt derby
>>573706990Tracks should be measured in miles.
>>573712280I'm in a club that's currently in the 130s and I'm #1 in fans by just spamming parent runs over the last week. if somebody bots in this club then they're doing a horrible job at it
>>573713436I have 3x as many dirt derby sashes as futa steaks sashes
Every since the big update I've gone a few times without any daily shops triggering after I auto those 3 Moonlit Sho races. This never happened before.
>>573712683sorry I didn't notice it got to 9/9125602271256022712560227
>>573713420you have no leverage
>>573712683>6 latesOh God
>>573713648>spebased..... so fucking zased...
>>573713293sauce?
>>573713087I don't know if there are any stat differences from both bombs, maybe a more informed anon can help. All I know is purple is a go when you have low energy or you want hints for ignite skills it drops on
It's crazy how faster/vm/a is now instead of us
sometimes I wonder if my ex-dacchis miss me...
>>573713782They've recently been faster than us during burgerhours
I basically have no Sprint Dirt sash
>>573713648Lates are... le good??
>>573713782>/vm/aWhites.>/uma/SEA.>/v/maLatinx.
>>573713648464906344649063446490634>>573713927think so
>>573713885Fatter*
>>573713972I'm latinx and I'm here THO
Okay but which uma has the largest dildo?
>>573713782>/vm/a - 450 posts in 2 hours>/uma/ - 380 posts in 2 hoursdamn, how many schizos do they have?
>>573713927OYL gives them fair chance as Paces
Your mom
>>5737139963 podiums of various levels674223266742232667422326
>>573713782But that's good? When we were fast it was just people bitching about namefags
Buena Vista (31)
>>573714346Namefags are the only people who stayed though
Season 4 when?
>>573714460neveryou'll eat your cinderella shounenslop and you'll like it
is this how you sprint air groove?
>>573714541Indeed I do like it
>>573714541but cingray shounenslop is le good?
>>573714368Why do you need to give gigantic breasts to the umas to find them sexy
>>573714330she's winning more I gess384041433840414338404143also cool rudolf
>>573714541Still waiting on the new season.
>>573714460NeverKitashit and her dogshit season killed off team spica
>>573714778they are already sexy, gigantic breasts just make them even more sexy
>>573712178I wouldn't mind some of my bros doing a fan autorun when they log in (if they log in)
When were you when /uma/ crashed and burnt
>>573715096having breakfast
>>573715096>When were youThis is a very abstract question... I'll need some time to come to a conclusion
>>573714460Love em all
>>573715096Bwo I'm waiting for sprint CM to start already. I've been making so much aces I don't know which one's I'm taking for finals
you cant post that
The uma fandom gotta be most corny since prime MHA
>>573713774syamoooji
>>573715198me on the left
>>573715198you can post that
>>573715197come join rooms and test them>>573714817624983656249836562498365
>>573713782>peek at /vm/a>immediate foidpostingYeah no thanks
>>573715302Can I have a kissy
>>573713436150 dirt derby sashes50 jbc sprint sashes
No announcement of when the skip mode drops yet, yeah?
>>573715421NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DEIO SUDEBBU LOST>come join rooms and test themJust did lol>>573715198
next thread will be worse
>>573715525if only she procced her unique...
Are we watching Sei-chan's new anime (ft Topro & McQueen)
>>573715426We should start using this to post room matches
which club would accept a toreina-san with 500 million fans under his belt
I appreciate how genuinely stupid literally every trainee isReally makes you feel like a teacher
>>573715635iirc she did but got overtaken by IF LOSING, WIN inherit
>>573715710Your total doesn't matter. How much gallons of semen you can pump out monthly does.
>>573715710HaythereExceluma
>>573715710you simply drop your id and we will do background check on you
>>573715421844394598443945984439459>>573715657isn't that technically chevacchi's anime because the Yani seiyuu voices chevacchi?
>grandparent 1: MANT>grandparent 2: Unity>parent: URAYep, I've cracked the code
>>573715848Smoooooch
>>573715917>Want to test out new Bakushin>Late startThanks game
>>573715780I usually pump about 5 or 6 mil fans a week. I work 5 days a week, including a day at a farm grooming horses]
stop smooching meI'm not HIM
>>573716076It's done in principle, please understand
I'm in an A+ club and I don't even have 350M fans
>>573715992>How much gallons of semen you can pump out monthly >I usually pump about 5 or 6 mil fans a week.I didn't even realize that what I said was a pretty damn good joke setup. You should be in an A club though. If you can pump more like make it 35 monthly, you can enter A+.
>>573716126Mambro...
smooch me
>>573715918You want to auto your parent in GL for easy SS though
>>573715198me on the right
>>573716076It's okay you can be him
I'd only smooch the Suzuka AGP poster
>>573715984I was thinking of doing pace bakushin too but I'm already set on my roster probably, just minmaxxing until tomorrow but I'm all out of borrowslate starts are really gonna be pacers nightmare this time, you'll just get swallowed by lates>>573715917205565862055658620556586
>>573715710something something until she's heaving like a pig
do sprints have a higher chance of late starts? feels like im getting a lot more of them
>My trainer was at the pride parade
IM SO SICK OF THIS PACE PDM SHIT
>>573716245That's just Umama
>>573716335Just proc a skill bwo. We told you to invest in midrace
How long till Ikuno banner?
>my trainer took me into the city to see a marching band
>>573716370Dont think that's the case but if it were well then I guess I'm not special at all.
>>573716469Your trainer is your dad?
>>573716427Ikuno... Dictus...?
>>573716489It's definitely him
>my trainer was with a cosplayer dressed like me in his office
>my trainer thinks the only parents can take their children into the city to see a marching band
>>573716252>I was thinking of doing pace bakushin too but I'm already set on my roster probablyFiguring out who I want still, plus she gave me sprint S so it was worth trying herToo bad I didn't proc Budding Blossom from the GP inspo so she doesn't have it, which is very hindering I guessDoesn't help that I can't see if she can actually work cause she's been in 7th place for the whole race twice
>>573716427Her banner is up right now though?
Do we like Hishi Amazon?
>>573715848Background checks? that sounds like you think I'm a criminal, since I was in a club called cunny
I don't even know what AGP means. I just assumed it was some sort of adventure quest game at first
>My trainer told me to SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>573716672I got screwed by some bakushins in random public rooms funnily enough but they were fronts
>>573716469
claiming to not know what something means in the age of google isn't the flex you think it is
>>573716507>Your trainer is your dad?Which trainees would want a dad bf/husband?
>>573716735Opera's trainer would say this
>>573716796>>573716725Sorry I'm Umama and full of estrogen so I didn't reply correctly
>>573716869Mambocchi...
>>573716713No.
>>573715198Me getting jacked off
>>573716784she's so cool bwos...
>>573716725It means "A Great Person", and that's you. Good job bro.
>>573716725Armor Girls Project of course
>my trainer was with a cosplayer dressed like my rival in his office
>>573715710Fan count is pretty much irrelevant now because of the auto mode coming. We're gonna see some flatliners turn into 2M+ daily players without them even really needing to play the game.
>>573716562>trainer doesn't want to fall for an uma so has a ningen dress up as her instead
>>573713436the real strat is asking for turf G1 that people really don't want to grind on but they do need for potential level like that fuckass sprint g1 kikuka sho or TSS
>>573716869>Umama>doesn't have goo goo babies
>>573716912has that worm not changed his name back to rugacchi yet
>>5737145412nd season any day now.I NEED evil Creek. https://streamable.com/orxw4r
>>573717000>she thinks she was a cosplayer
>>573717107he took it a step further and started avatarfagging actually
>>573717206sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573716252119245291192452911924529thread is dead anyway so I'm gonna spam rooms anyone is welcome to join
>>573717263at least he isn't in my club anymorebright side to everything
>>573717401mambrocchibro...
>>573715992UMADash usually kills a leech every month, if you haven't found an A+ club (unlikely, if you're hitting 5-6M/week, any A+ club here will snap you up immediately) by month end, mention it in the thread. You'll be fine
>>573717364spe and raisu woohh998190849981908499819084
>>573717206Is Saucenao just broken for everyone now?
this triple pace thing is for fucking retards actually, its so much better to make 1 pace and 1 late
>my trainer was with a cosplayer dressed like one of the Mejiro in his office
>>573717680some beautiful oshi picks in that race
>>573717192what would evil goo goo babies be like?
>do a MANT run with Maya>get fast learner>lowroll so bad that it looks like it was made in old URAmy favorite
>>573717816stop using only 2 speed cards
>>573717680Spechud was so close
>>573717680These rooms are killing me, my girls aren't performing at all...
>>573717680god dayum that fuji got me good740100837401008374010083>>573717937it's fine the practice rooms are usually harder than round 1 and 2
>>573717763she will not ask anymore
>>573718050the nishino should have won but she got stuck on suzuka
>my trainee found my kigurumi collection
Teiobwos are kinda cute now
>>573718330hey
The end of an aohrau run where none of your support chains finish is so demoralizing man. 2.9k sp and fucking nothing to spend it on
>>5737180506/9 if anyone wants to
Hachimi has had ENOUGH
lol that is some pb shit
>>573718740go away I'm here for your dad
>>573717708sex with Maru-chan
>>573718050534136495341364953413649
why is her default pose like this
>>573716191>>573716193YWNBAU
>>573718919show your pits you SLUT
>>573718919no one idles like that
have sex with your trainee
>>573719028for you they don't indeed
>>573718918Does that Nishino with SGolshi unique and only NSM for golds actually work? Very interesting build
>>573718918657201876572018765720187karen wiin
>>573719071why does she look angryIs she angry you asked for sexorangry about you being so dense she had to tie you up and is stripping to forcefully umapyoi you now?
>>573719071I'm saving myself for my wife (which is not going to be my uma trainee since having illicit relationships with them is unprofessional)
>>573719071I have with Umama every day
>>573719139Wish I knew what causes those horrendously wide swings
>>573719112I have a Nishino with only Daring Strike as gold and it's very inconsistent and random. It can activate from mid to very late that it wouldn't matter
>>573719227it's just sprint, it really is RNG as hell
>>573719071never
I really want to fuck Teio now
A horse with pants
>>573718919For me, It's "My cheek hurts".
>>573719315if it's rng why do I lose so consistently then It's because my umas are bad I know
>unironically today i found out /vm/ and /vmg/ threads are real and it's not just shitpostingWhat the hell, why
>>573719139guess I'll use the groove without poc in the 1st round atleast, she wins more345735183457351834573518
>>573719518Superiority complex
>>573719518/vm/a are from /v/ after the mods kicked them out. /vmg/ on the other hand had been there since ancient times. We also have /a/, and /h/ threads.
my gf is from Hokkaido and looks like this
>>573719425that's the "ara ara" idle you dummy
Good night friends!!!
>>573719713Sleep tight babydachi-chan
>>573719713Goodnight fren!
Are there 2 skills with the same name?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HLGRbp6aEAAnTGl?format=jpg&name=large
>>573719637Why were they kicked from /v/?
>>573719605>fuji late starts and literally diesI genuinely was thinking of bringing tazuna in unity just to get concentration734660327346603273466032
>>573719637i mean /h/ and /a/ i could understand, because if you just want to talk about the anime, or you want nsfw stuff you can go there, but /vg/ was supposed to be the generals of games, it doesn't make sense to bake generals in other boards
>>573719847you can never hate localizers enough
>>573719847yes
>>573719713Gn
diddy blud posting links to images on an imageboard lmfao
>>573711779What club are you in anon? I think I've seen you ask this question before a while back and I'd like to help if you're /vg/>>573712969I won Aries with her against the Christmas Oguri menace! with no debuffers!
>>573719713I'm gonna FUCK that baby
>>573719884366559923665599236655992
>>573719872They say /v/ hates non flavor of the month games having a thread in their board>>573719895/vm/a's cope is that they're not a general, despite clearly being one, and more circle-jerky than us.
>>573719895For /v/ they developed independently from us and refused to merge with /vg/ due to thread culture differences. So now they have a slower general in the other board, i think that's happening to undertale /v/ threads too but I don't visit that board.
>>573720173>They say /v/ hates non flavor of the month games having a thread in their boardIsn't this true? Haven't been there in like a decade. That board is straight up unusable
>>573720134late staaaaaaaaaaart841606108416061084160610
>>573720279
>>573720338Idk I think they're using it just fine
>>573720345>My Late Oguri was too ahead to activate Pulse>Wins anyways
>>573720338Not sure since I also stopped going there and I only go there for the yearly HARMONY
how much speed is "enough"? Now that we can get as much as 1400 speed in unity (functionally 1300) what's a winning amount? should hitting your personal stat cap for speed be your main stat goal every career or is it just making 1200 then shift to maxing your SP and whatever extra speed you get is just icing?
>>573719872Jannies had it out for them despite there already being a few generals on /v/
>>573720345Cap
Give me a (You) or I rape Fine Motion.
>>573720345752287287522872875228728>>573720448late really is just kinda better for ogurin I think
>>5737204821300+ or glue
>>573720482the answer is distance S
>>573720423Unique Year
>>573720370>>573720279>>573720257There was ZERO REASONZERONADAZILCHto give Belno such FAT TITS
>>573720562
>>573720462Same I only go for HARMONY day and MAYBE something like summergamefest. On a day to day basis it's the worst board in the site by far.
>>573720650that's a given. DS is free wins. DA is fighting tooth and nail to qualify.
>>573720590>Curren-chan defeated the if_lose;win monsterScary and rare moment. Thank you GUTS
>>573720590>doesn't proc vaudeville>loses179798411797984117979841
>>573720727There are actual runners who have huge gazongas, so i think Belno has more reasons to have fat tiddies.At this point why not making her fat, chubby, with some slobs on her belly and wide hips and delicious thighs ahah just kidding
>>573720838>distance ayeah well.... my oguri is typically more of a if losing:lose type
>>573720967you're not kidding though :^)
kitahara is kinda ugly but he can still pull belno. do us ugly ojisans stand a chance?
Belno should really be a support card
>>573720941What happened to oshi gaming Umama?
>>573720941126129361261293612612936really looking forward to 1st round now
>>573721132>kitahara is kinda uglyI thought he was kinda attractive...
>>573720370>>573720279>>573720257>>573721132>>573721139Belno wife>kinda ugly but he can still pull belnoYou're all gonna hate to hear this, but confidence goes a long way especially with bottom-coded women. You just retard strength your way through the relationship and you can make it work
>>573721229DOBERKINOMaybe I should give up on pace entirely and swap to triple lates last minute.That was the last one for me, thanks for hosting as always!
>>573721132This is not ugly. This is a catch if you compare it to the pasty, flaky-skinned, pimple-faced, neckbeard, fat, greasy haired, alien wide-eyed, fucks that are you.
>>573721361I say 1 pace 2 late's the best team strat this CM, but I'm also jobbing rooms so
all my events completed in my runs today but not a single sprint S or turf S...it's over for me....
>>573721317but I'm an uke-coded man
>>573721229woooo new peepslet's keep going until new bake anyone can join402880254028802540288025>>573721361I'll keep my fuji because I think the vaudeville + pulse is fun but yea I switched to making lates instead of fronts
>>573720279She raped me with her tits
>>573721509Hishiama and Brian.... so fucking based.....
Were MANT and GL such big disasters the reason why scenarios had to change their rotation time?
>>573721457as long as one of those lates is a debuffer of course
>>573719112its not really core cause nishino mainly wins from just being 3-4th place with shooting inherit then guts gapping people. its too hard to ensure 3-4th place consistently sometimes you might overshoot etc. but even pre late nsm will give you a speed boost cause its on a corner and they like to fan up when you proc a velocity skill on a corner, the goldshi ult is a speed up so theres that interaction.
>>573721509906552189065521890655218
Bancho... cute...?
fugly dyke
>>573721761>gets to first at the last spurt>starts dueling with my king>loses momentum and falls off351799583517995835179958cool to see chiyo win
>>573721804Nobody says this. >>573721917Cute!!!
>finally go on a date with your trainee>she shows up wearing pants
>>573722059Danchou I kneel
>>573718827sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro sex with bro
>>573722084
Anyone else enjoy Seiyuu crossover art?
>finally go on a date with my trainer>he shows up wearing a skirt
I wish Umamusume were real so I could kill every single fucking ningen woman.
>>573722059two chiyos now490233204902332049023320
5G suddenly got enabled in my area and I am getting 220mbps. Was getting 25mbps in 4G. Is this good or bad.
>>573721612I wanna yank on both of their tails
Making last-minute Oguri Cap Sprint+Leap parentCM registration starts tomorrow...
>>573722436Registration is 3 days bwo
>>573722370220mbps on 5G pretty good. It can go down to 5-10mbps in congested areas, and as high as gigabit speeds at 2am with nobody on the service. Your 4G speeds are normal for what sounds like a mildly-congested area
>>573722436>+Leap?
>>573722351702243257022432570224325
>>573722579Leap Forward
>>573722242>have a ragin boner for the whole date because it defines her booty
>>573722124
>>573722639Is this a must havenone of my aces have it
post sweaty umas
>>573722975Mandatory on Ends. Not sure about Lates. Definitely not on Pace or Front.
DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE DICTA CUTE
post something cute
i don't remember this part in pokke's movie
>>573722570Lol, so 5G is as slow as 4G when you are most likely to need a good connection? I do live in a quiet area and did the check at 10pm.
>>573723198
>>573717691https://x.com/NingenGokko24
why are fillies like this?
>>573723418just as I refreshed my timeline too
>>573719416>busse>>573719614>flash continues being portrayed as the know it all for romance
haha
>>573722605I'll just namedrop the mob umas and stop since it slowed downthank
>>573723729Haha...
>>573723729Smooooch Umama
>>573723670i mean her career is one the most romantic
>>573722989
>>573723825Thank for the hostan!
You might not like it but this is what peal Uma body looks like.
>>573724002>peal uma
>>573724002>no ass>no titsmove aside
>>573724002It's peam
LOVCEN
once pink skills come to global summer goldship ult will be more valuable
>>573724110>>573724002Umama looks like these
>no groundworkFuck, at least GP has a 3*
>>573724002*pear
>>573724051K and L are side by side on the keyboard. Didn't trigger suggestion red mark either...
>>573723856
>>573724334Give it back
>>573724002Can't have a peal without a bell
>>573724301Shut up green woman
>>573723867she would NEVER! no way this slave driving abductioness would have a romantic career!
bwos...I'm opening my heart up to this being the run...pray for me
>>573724438I love her
I...I should just buy this, no?do I need to save Friend points for something else?
my unity 2.0 TT umas aren't scoring higher than my MANT TT umas cause they have less skills
>>573713442ok gran
>>573724784You were supposed to wait for GL to remake your TT umas with a Summer Goldshi parent
>>573724753not a Nice Nature fan but at least she never agemasens me with OYL, that's pretty nice of her.
>>573724750do you need them?
>>573724960>not a Nice Nature fanLYNCH THIS MAN
Dead thread.. umasuminasai
Post something orange
>>573724750you should request them in chat so that one of your clubmates starts making passive aggressive melty posts because he cant click the donate all button
>>573725256
>>573725076Sorry I'm only interested in WINNERS
>>573725004sub 100 sashes is dangerousone uma can eat like 55 of them aloneI went to JP to roll Anime Oguri for fun and fatfuck wants like 200+ arima kinen sashes or something
>burger hours>thread dies>eurochad hours>thread alive
I'm a top earner in my club so I request dirt sashes and the danchou can't do shit about it lol
>>573725030El would do that.
>>573725425well use foresight to see if any umas you want to pull for need them
>>573725351left-handed carrot
>>573724110Taiki wears a skimpy racing suit and hugs any man she sees. Yet no one whore/slut posts her. Curious.
Is a sprint track short enough for NY Opera's unique to count as midrace velocity?
>>573725708No
>>573725160why is chevacchi so lewd
>>573724750Between books, keys and tickets, I would be conservative about spending Friend Points.
>>573725592I can't prevent random umas from joining me while rolling and I have max level autism
>>573725704calling an american a "slut" is redundant
KaICHOU!
>>573725745Nyoh....
>>573725845ok then buy the sashes
>>573725704She is a like a big happy puppy.
>>573725430>threads thrive with shitposting, jeetposting, gayposting and schizoposting
>>573726051Umama is our queen
>>573725614
>>573725750Since when is Opera cute wtf
>>573726167Umazing!
>>573725461I did this and they doxxed me
>>573724784My Unity umas have more skills. Are you still running high RB?Maybe it's also because I have CB.
>>573726195Since forever
>>573726195always has been!!
>Retention about to hit 860kSTOP
>>573724921i cant hit retention as I am now
did second wind get buffed or changed? i swear it didnt give 0.2 accel late race
>>573727031it was mid-race accel when you're behindit was super omega ultra useless
>>573726858Accept rank 5 retention and be at peace
Swimmy McQueen
>>573727310I accept my life as Dia's sex slave
>>573727440After all, who wouldnt?
Paying Tap Dance City so she would be my trainee.
>>573719872/v/ hates videogames
My Swimmers in McQueen
Post kachow shoes
>Wondering how I became Dia's sex slave and yet I don't hate it
Remember what they took from you
>>573728240That one looks like ass thoughbeit
>>573728279Looks like tits to me.
>>573728071Formal or stripper?
>>573728240She wears the one on the left when its past curfew and we're alone in her room.
>>573725406She's a winner of my heart
when did they add this?
>>573727654Dia-chan nursing handjob..
>>573728534Ryan always had it, the other source is the acupunture lady card
>>573728240I'd still drag my balls through shards of glass to fuck her so I dont really see the issue
Images where umas *thwap* you with their ears
>>573728436Yes
>>573728612Goo goo babies with Dia
>>573729396>>573729396>>573729396bwead
7 and I don't play the gameOdds I just do dailiesEvens I do 3 MANT runs and shit my pants
>>573729096Calling Dia mommy!
>>573702851
