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It's Splatfest time.
Tacticbros....
woomy
The fucks up with the amount of newfags
>>573706729It's the last Splatfest before Raiders takes everyone away.
>>573706729It's the first splatfest in a year that's not a rerun, and yeah also Raiders making people woomy game exists.
PB 0/10
I'm rusty
9/10
I won't play for long gotta go soon
>most of /ink/ in pb are powerlets
Who else won a X10 battle while listening to kpop
oh
>>573708549You're not funny.
Shiver Sexo
>>573708707>m.jpg
>>573708243PowerGODS run these halls with a firm yet fair first.
>>573708243STR chads rule this thread with an iron but fair fist.
>>573706729splatfests are prime tourist seasonnotice how posting quality is also lower than usual
PB is full?
>>5737092309/10
>>573709230It's open.
>>573709230GET IN HERE
>>573709476doesn't show up in my pool feed
who all in the pbjust curious just initials are finelike I said just curious no respawn punisher dont be a faggot
I'm Fresh
>>573709551Opening.
>>573709551opening buddy just look for the purples
everyone should be having the friendship bracelet.... haha
10/10
SS you take too long to pick weapons.
GGs have to go
>>573710841GGs!
>>573710323I was picking a Powerful pose actually.
WAIT!!!Don't turn off the LIGHT light LIGHT light LIGHT light-don't turn off the LIGHT light LIGHT light LIGHT light-
>>573710841GGs G
>>573710841GGs G.
>>573710841Ggs!
>>573703019Good woomies, post more of them
I look like this and I say this.
>>573711598woom vroom
post ceph feet
you people are so laggy do you all play on wireless
>>573712082
do americans really
>>573712163wifi is okay if you're close to the router
>>573712172Hnnfngfngfggg
>>573712241tranny artist anatomy
God i love woomies
>>573712534is the tranny in the room with us right now?
>>573712762yeah me
>>573712856name? fc? rank?
GGs PB, I forgot the Splatfest was this week. Might host a Fast Ruler room later on.
>>573713014GGs S.
>>573713014GGs SS
>>573712856proofs?
>>573713014GGs make sure to clean your woomie feet
This is a nice thread, I'm staying after the splatfest
>>573714008That's what they all say........
Ouch
I hate team games
>>573715612i need to collect more of these tongue art
tongue > feet
for me it's forehead
for me it's personality
should i do pro or open if i want to shelloutmaxx?
>>573715612>>573715902MOOOOORE
>>573716396open
>>573716348Another Big Man sweep? Damn, based.
>>573716512and if i have no friends?
>>573716626depending on your team, ill join ya
>>573715612Wow that could get really far up in my ass
>>573717147that's kinda gay
>>573717314its not if she jerks you while on all fours
I'm starting to fucking hate dualies.
>>573717845they're pretty fun, too bad lag ruins them
ggs PB
GGs pb
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/iz2cspmsn33h29j2.flac
GGs PBersThanks for hosting
Ggs pb!
>>573718710GGs, thanks for hosting!
GGS pb! Fun times for all. Thanks for hosting!
ggs pb
>>573706276Speedsistahs....
>>573706276POWERFUL!!!!>>573719462>Still got their baseWeak....
>>573719462Why don't my games look like this>t. power
gonna solo q some opens
>>573720031AI?
>>573720031Damn shiver got fat. I'm glad her city is prosperous and she finally got the nutrition her body needs.
>>573720216Utsu artist.
>>573720031God I hate fat cephs so much
>>573720031Autismal veemlet.
Been getting a lot of Deep Cut songs in my shuffle today.
I don't consider myself good enough to play as a woomy so I play as a veemo
>>573721569veemos are cute
XD racism
>finally get 100x>flar'dthanks nogami
Gonna need to wash my hands after this
I won two x100 in a row
>>573721937report him
>>573721937You are literally a gay furry yourself, dumb virtue signaller.
>>573722868I'm not gay tho, I like both genders
wake up babe, it's time for your FLAR
>>573723208LMAOOOOO
I like octo boys and squid cunny
>>573723327Keep laughing.
>didn't deny the furry part
>>573721937Im sorry you had to touch a bloblobber user.
>>573723532What is the difference between being a squid enthusiast and a furry?
being gay is based, actually
>>573723532we're all furfags, we like squids
I'm inklingkin
woomy/veemo are more like monster girls rather than full blown furshit
inklings don't have fur and looks human
>>573723532implying I ever did to begin with
>>573723662squids don't have fur
>>573723904"furry" doesn't mean "it must have fur"
this mf thinks being bi doesn't make him gay
>>573721937Draw them fucking.
>>573715612
>>573724619How dynamo looks at me after I lose 3 games in a row with a different weapon
>>573724619
>i'm literally the only person on my friends list in Team Speed
>>573724848
this mf thinks gay and bi are the same thing
>>573724848>>573725070Sheldon is so lucky
don't bully gay or bi veemos and woomies ok
be nice to transbian veemos
I'm only bi when it's 2D
>>573711201woom
my woomy is straight for salmon
>trannies out of nowheremindbroken
>>573712241Medical help is expensive
my black veemo is gay for white woomies
>>573726484Isn't that like 70% of the woomies here?
getting drunk with woomveems.........
>>573730379her bra is showing, slut
>>573730489
>>573730489>veemsforced diversity
Speed room open.
>>573732386I'm IN
>>5737323862/4
>>573725070Imagine Marie choking you to death with that thing...
>>573726383moar woom
>>573734524squidd
go back
go forth
GGs A.
>>573736203Post more Salmonid tummy
>>573732386You guys still going?
>>573737084It's over.
What's the lore explanation for multiple mechanics in co-op?
>>573736887GG
>>573737350The same lore explanation why there are live holograms of people in your lobby instead of having the cephs appear physically.
>>573737350you're calling for help/answering a call for helpand only the host gets the idol mech
>>573737350mechanic's child she had with the salmonids
>>573737350splatoon raiders is a dream
>>573737350"Don't worry about it."
Gonna host a speed room if anyone is interested
>>573737854Can I be bad?
>>573738007You have to, it's a speed team
>>573738107Booya!
>>573738007im opening
No fatties allowed beyond this point
remaking room anthu
>>573736249this squidd chose to be my devil
speed room 2/4
Power still going strong, I feel that victory is upon us bros
>second match of the fest>against all multiple-ruler enemies>playing half assedly because tabletop and no procon>actually barely awake after a long dayhaha
Well this sucks
>>573741512killSEXsexkill
This game fucking sucks
>>573742308me when i can't play as a wommy in a game
>>573742308Yeah.... *keeps playing for another 4 years*
if splatoon 4 splatfests are more 48 hour forced turf war i'm going to stop playing them
>>573742308Hell yeah
>>573743330FILTERED
>>573742308agreed
>>573741669Bottom right
>>573741669
>>573741669Another victim of the phantom sneeze.
Anyone up for a Fast Ruler lobby on the hour?Team: PowerHost: SSWe can coordinate gear to make the rank up process faster within a single rotation. I was thinking something like this for the Mechanic pre-crash but I'm open to other options.
>>573744740I wouldn't hat it so much if 90% of the match was worthless because the team had a decent push
Would anyone be interested in some Tricolor Battling at rotation?
>>573745292I'm down if you're speed
>>573745292Teamu?
>>573745365A speed I shall be, be there or be square.
Any powercephs wanna tricolor when it starts?
>>573743725
>>573744618The scouter, so you can find out others Power Level.
>>573740624I'm going to sleep at the rotation
>>573740624Any space?
wtf i rolled two 100xes in a row, what kinda odds are those>enemy player dcd at 2:31 upon seeing us winoh well
>>573745863opening
>randomly paired with /ink/er in pro>enemy tacfag disconnects
>>573745875that makes three ????????
>>573745735
>>573746148Man I hate that guy he's always stealing my copy abilities
>>573746164Not back to back but I had a lot more 10 and 100 than other gest
>>573745628I never read or watch One Piece but I'll wear it if anyone who joins wants to.
How we feeling speedchads? Can't wait to see those halftime results. I can smell the speed in the air.
>>573747331well i just won two 100xes back to back so im feeling pretty good
>it's yet another rigged big man win
LMAO
>>573744618Room's up 1/4
Here's how speed can still win this.
MANTARO ON LEADERSHIP LESGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573747331Not good
GGs speeders
>>573747872it's literally 0.15pp off
>>573747331>>573747661I'm all for that. I got to Speed Ruler with more losses. I don't want to be the final victor.
>>573745439where you at
mahi tricolor is one of the worst maps ever created
>>573747732>>573744618Room canceled.
>>573744618Fast room but power tee?
>>573747902GG speedteam
>>573748078Seems you may have been sniped.
>>573748104that was fast, you sure you're not a Speed player?
>>573748208team is already full? wtf
Chargers are for troons.
groomers get ye gone
>won a 100x battle without even noticing>first 100x I've ever wonHuh, cool. How do I get on the float?
>>573749913the tv at the booth congrats
>>573750002Thanks /ink/er. Guess I can say I went positive for my team this fest!
STOP GIVING ME DEFENDER MATCHES
STOP GIVING ME MIRROR MATCHES
>>573750571both of these maps are heavily defender favored
i swear multipliers are more common now, that makes three 100x wins in what, 40 minutes?
>>573750715I got like 9 10x matches but no 100x
>>573750694I don't care, playing defense is boring
After every FLAR, there must be a FWAR.
12 wins in a row, feeling pretty Fresh
I had a mirror match today, we all just squid partied.
>>573749596i gave this a Fresh! once before and i'll do it again
your little cope bubble isn't gonna save you from getting blobbed
>>573749596kill yourself hypocrite
how do i board a float if i've won a 100x battle?please don't tell me i need an amiibo to do this
>>573751851>>573750002
>>573750715They must tweak the RNG for multiplier matches in every Fest. During some I barely get any, then some others every other match is a 10x.Definitely seeing more crowns this time too.
>>573749596Based reportanon putting the groomers on 41% watch.
>mirror>mirror>mirror>mirror>mirrorTactics has at least 60% votes, anything less and the matchmaking is rigged
>>573751614Shave your beard, Lillith.
>>573751982My experience also. I figured speed would be the mainstream pick what with being the Shiver option.
any speedsters wanna play?
>>573752330I have a feeling that Big Man has become the go-to because of how often he wins with Clout
>>573750002>>573751889wait what TV? the widescreen TV at the splatsville spawn point just tells me about the teams and the rules for splatfests even though it also shows my name in a 100x battle winner screen
>Play Tri-Color>Nothing but Speed MirrorWhat's the deal?
>>573753263Squid Party!
>>573753263same but TacticsI swear to fuck if Splatoon 4 doesn't have a "no mirror matches" toggle, I'm going to be mildly annoyed and buy it anyway
Do you think we can take the final boss down with a team of four? Or will it force you to face it alone?
Fuck this I'm dc'ing every defender game, why the hell can't I just fucking queue into attacker?
>>573754057You can probably do anything with 4.
>>573754057the entire game is playable in coop
>>573708656i even reached ruler now while listening to kpop
>>573749596How do transpeople affect you?
>>573756245We live in a society
>>573756245this is how
GGs Z
>>573756743Thank you for playing !!!sorry for the blunders, I'm still kinda new to this
>>573756957np, we did pretty good, 7x in a row, and very close 100x
>>573756479>this mindbrokenyikes!
>7 defender matches in a rowFuck this game
Shiverbros, we can’t lose this. We won the SNEAK PEEK ffs, we have to win the possible last one. Snort a line off her ass crack while she takes speed and lock in
no one has touched the gamechat buttoneven on accident
>>573757413Frye won the sneak peak
GG's A!
Why are you Freshing me?
>>573757413>Snort a line off her ass cracki will press my nose into her asscrack instead
stay fresh!
>>573757798GGs.
>>573757294
>>573758610in my line of work i have to be around online communities for a game a lot and it's genuinely depressing how many kids i see go into puberty and then get roped into "omg if i call myself she/her then ill be accepted by these people"but all you can do is hope that they don't permanently fuck up their bodies rly and other than that just ignore them...
>>573757413That'd be one long line...
sometimes my yebby tries to squid through the grates of my air conditioning unithe says it's what all the cool yebbies are doing
>>573758782>>573758881>no argument
>>573759345when did you figure out you were a straight squidkid huh
>>573757639Sorry I meant the premiere splatfest, team Rock
If Nutbread and David are here, great 100x
>>573758782>>573758881>how does it affect you????>answer>MODS MODS MODSAh, you weren't looking for an answer, you were just trying to bait an "enemy" into getting mass reported. Got me I guess.
I don't hate gay people I just hate faggots and queers.
>>573759732>telling people continually from the moment of their birth that le jesus is le saviour and le christianity is the only path to save yourself from le hell>this is not indoctrinationoksplatoon is a fun game for people of all types because life is about sharing life together
>>573759732
>>573759885They're too loud. You give them an ounce of attention in any stage and then they suddenly think they can sway to direction the ip is going
>>573759904>christians out of nowhereNow this is genuinely rent freeSplatfest going badly for you buddy?
Yeah yeah whatever i'm gonna go have hot sex with your woomy now.
>>573760063>out of nowhereok squidkid
>>573760449YOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEMME HAVE TURN
Take care of your ultra signal, Dale.
So is big man supposed to be like Garfield like his talking is his thoughts
>>573760563Okay. Your turn.
>>573760817Yes nobody actually understands what he's saying
>>573761027Are you retarded? Shiver and Frye understand him just fine. He even fucking collabed with Squid Sisters
>>573761161erm, no, that was IAN BMG.
>>573761516Whatever happened to him?
I can't sleep can someone post a frye
>>573762149
>>573762203Thanks, she may lose but she's always my winner
>>573762264Anytime.
>>573761516YOU WONT MEMORY HOLE ME SQUIGGA, I SAW THEM IN THE STUDIO
>>573761583he was just some guy idk
>>573763658I should buy a camera so I can take photos like this and then draw woomies in them
>>573763786Or you could take your woomy plush with you.
>>573764381That's fine to but I have scenarios in my mind for them. I want them fishing near the lake
>>573764493Cod I wish that were me.
>>573754273>currently at 11 dc's>only attacker match is a mirrorI get it, you don't want me to play. Cool thanks ngmi
>>573759904>life is about sharing life togetherSo not only are you wrong but you're also retarded? Empty affirmations for the mentally ill is not what life is about.
Big Betrayal should've had two verses.
>>573765664>So not only are you wrong but you're also retarded? Empty affirmations for the mentally ill is not what life is about.please explain how anything i said was in any way flawedi need to hear how the irreducible goal of life is about anything but the togetherness of sharing art and experience together forever
>Atheists stirring up shit again
feelin fresh
>>573767462I fucking hate splatfest seasonI miss when J*ey was just a tourist
>>573766836I shouldn't even bother because you're not interested in making any arguments in good faith, just presenting your position in a way that makes the opposite party look bad to morons. You can't strive for meaningful togetherness without seeking God and living with purpose.
>>573768149>You can't strive for meaningful togetherness without seeking God and living with purpose.god is a middlemanor rather, all existence is god, therefore we are all god, therefore godliness is not hierarchical and is participatorywhat we are and what we live and what we live and breathe is god, and therefore it's also unfair to ascribe our existence to god because to do so is to wash one's hands clean of culpability in the reality that we all share together
>>573768382A whole lot of words just to say a lot of nothing
>>573768549>A whole lot of words just to say that all living things are axiomatically god and that your conception of God is simultaneously self-serving and deficientsure man whatever
>>573767691you must smell rank to be using meta in a for fun gamemode
>>573769530octo/ttekshot is meta in turf? im just playing my main i had quad aerospray rg last fest that was funny (degenerate (funny))
>>573770057Yup
>>573769530I don't think you've watched a single koshien match if you think ttek is anywhere near meta in turf war.
>/v/ermin spamming his webms during splatfest again
>for fun gamemodeso none of them?
Any speedsters looking for a late night tri or open
>>573756479holy fucking shit imagine being this obsessed over people just existing
For Splatoon 4 I'll trade you nickel and dime and mahi for new albacore.
>>573772003>seething over an almost 4 hour old postI think we know who's obsessed here lol
I just wanna grill for cod's sake.
>>573772003>just existingAnon. You have to walk eggshells around trannies because they go ballistics over the most minute shit ever.
>>573772003Agreed that dude sperging out about christians completely unprompted is crazy!
i can't wait to play raiders!
>>573772397i am with you anon
I'd trade every new map in 3 for old mahi mahi and then Id trade all the s2 reworked maps for any Moray Towers and pvp Ark Polaris.
made my ceph white
>>573775539Moray Towers is shit
>>573776157moray towers is the shit even without 3's new movement techs
would you still love your woomy if she had round ears?
>>573773260I'm pretty sure that's just an autism thing but you only notice it when it's trannies
Woomy?
>>573779237Veemo!
Idk what they're putting in the water these days to give kids autism. Stronger stuff than back in my day.
>>573776119why
>>573780042no longer wanted to be black
>>573776119Fresh
Frye I won my x333
>>573781090Congrats!
>>573780368so long as you're not an octo
Do they use their teeth to open cans?
>>573784319they swim inside the can
anyone on tactics wanna play tri-colour?
Christian woomies
christian bale woomy
Why the fuck does the other attacking team keep coming to my (attacking) side to just essentially help the defending team.
>>573787965Crab mentalityOr they are retarded
>>573787965Cause your team sucks
>>573787965the average player is racist and basically just goes "other color = i shoot"
Powerbros what the fuck happened how are we losing
>>573789627If Speed wins, I am crashing out.
Congrats man you use dualies you have a free infinite invincibility mechanic nothing else does
>>573768896Yes, you're retarded. Go back to r/atheism or wherever the fuck you heard that bullshit, you're allowed to not believe without being so wrong about literally everything.>>573778470Nice try, Stage 5
is joey really a christian gay furry
i want /pol/ to leave.i want /v/ to leave.i want these tourists out of my general for good.
I don't care I only like woomies
I'm super Fresh
>>573791340Yes
fist bump me
>>573791402God is not /pol/
comic doko?
Any powerbro wants to play? Either tri or open I don't mind
why does she hate people who play this game she even attacks the kslop anon kek
>>573793585They find opened caned foods at the shore, Shiver wondered why they are all opened and Frye said she ate those back on the helicopter.
>>573793508NTA but religion is extremely political, stop pretending to be retarded.
>>573794630Only the ones you aren't allowed to criticize publically
>>573795221Toasty buns
>>573795221...so all of them?
>>573795982lollmao even
>no argument
>>573797238I'd point out "Turn the other cheek" but you probably don't even understand that one
inkslam is dumb
Inkling's only deity is the sea
stop replying to sketch, he's as bad a narcissist as nono
I'm glad I don't know any of these "people">t. toursitGOD
I don't even know the names in my home general of 6 years
>>573797760>GODyou are political. Leave
Anybody else reached ruler while listening to kpop?
Flop!
>>573798314nice ass
>>573798125That might be why it took so long.
>>573798314>nothing funny or interesting about these comicsthis is pretty brutal
>>573798710it's cute
>>573798314
>>573798931cute is not enoughit should at least be sexy
Squid feet on da Tableturf console
>>573799431Silly woomy.
tri-colour for tactics?
>>573798083Sorry. >t.TouristSCIENCE
>>573798083>ad absurdumevery time with you christkeks
>>573799431more use than it's ever seen
Any power wanna tri?
>>573799431Need to see the bottoms of these squid feet
>Why I care less about rank in splatoon 3lollmaojust come out and say splatoon 3 is shit already faggot
>>573798710>redditspacing>dogshit opinionname a more iconic duo
>>573801459nah it's just some splatoon youtuber coping about how splatoon 3 is rancid garbagekinda like you
The real problem is that there are no good Splatoon games right now, both options suck dick.
>>573801517not the post i replied to retard!
These buns contain immeasurable power.
>>573802580Those buns suck theyre too big
it's overall japanese women picked team power.
>>573800687>8 minutes to yap about how Anarchy isn't representative of skillno shit it's a grind system. this is not a new concept, to make a ranking system that's grindable and then another that's comparative
>>573798314>the joke is that frye is a fatassi laughed
>>5737907464chan isnt a christian website.
>>573803403No... not like this frye bros...
This weekend has reminded just why I stopped playing this accursed game
>>573803441so it's it even about how Xpower got fucked by minimums and the series calculation and only got worse with updates?
>>573803724*not even
>>573803671it's why she loses, it's not because of the west (the west accounts for like 10-20% of the playerbase so they have no major effect)frye is considered cute or baby-like so women in japan pick her overwhelmingly regardless of theme which has snowballed into people avoiding her because they get these people as teammatesit has gotten worse over time, frye's teams back then could atleast have bite.
>>573798620I could only play a few hours yesterday
Who’s in the lead tho
Frye took the lead after halftime
>>573804558probably tactics
>>573804617... for the eating contest.
I HATE FATFAGS I HATE FATFAGS I HATE FATFAGS I HATE FATFAGS I HATE FATFAGS
>>573805547this but futafags
>>573805692tim is based tho
>>573805764He's only based because he comms fish fucking his woomy.
>>573805547>>573805692This but feetfags
The only fat I want to see in a woomy is in the chest area.
veemo butts
>>573805938I haven't seen any new fish fucking art of his woomy since he got a gf
>>573798314It only took 20 days but we finally got a funny one and it comes with Shiver butt.
2v2v2v2 will be so much more fun
>>573806167on my face
Any powerbro want to play?
>>573807314you up for tricolor?
>>573807731Sure!
Gonna reopen
>actual 2v4Fun, I love when the other attacker aren't playing. So fun
>>573809424I really liked how they only came out of their spawn at the end of the game to fuck us over and have a 27% and 27%
Would anyone like to fish for a king?
>4x aerospray team THAT'S REDRED
I'm on a 10 tri color win streak
>>573810762No, no I don't think I will.
>>573810883Had to face an Alien Team back then, they lost.
>>573810883I faced a 4x roller team
That feeflux was oneshotting me through walls and cover. This game is ass milk
>purple didn't go out of their base even oncecool
Gonna stop at the hour
>>573812753Alright, Ggs then thanks for the games! Made tri bearable
>>573813552very ggs! some damn fine teamwork we had despite the other attackers being retarded
>>573813951The hammer + shield combo worked suprisingly well we cleared a lot of rocket that way, especially on eeltail that was great
>>573813951these woomies should kiss
tricolor > shifty btw
>>573815709true hell, tricolour eeltail is a better use of gushers than the dedicated shifty
>>573806221I'm fat enough to be cohock, I'll make his art come true.
>>573815107...my cock!
>>573815709>turf > turf look here, we have a shit connoisseur in the thread
>>573816417you're missing the point sweaty
>>573817135it's not about sweatinessturf is just a fundamentally unfun modeunranked ranked (open) is still vastly superior to any iteration of turd war
Gn Powerbros
>>573817427
>>573817348and yet you fail to understand the point still
>>573817675>it's fun because it's an occasion!why not make the occasion better by letting people play the good modesit's like holding oktoberfest except you are only allowed to drink bud light, why go there if you can stay home and have real beer
>>573817984TRVTH NVKE
>>57381766999/100 times, people posting photos of a monitor are phoneniggerstheir excuse is always "it's faster to take a picture with my phone and post"
>>573818463still you fail to understand the pointtricolor is fun alwaysshifty is only fun if the gimmick surrounding the map is implemented wellthere are several shifties that are dudsthere's one, maybe two bad tricolor mapsand that doesn't matter because the overal core gameplay is fun and different from a normal turf war
Turf War, now THAT'S Splatoon
>>573818763>"it's faster to take a picture with my phone and post"This is true if you don't have the means splatfest tourist.
dabbing on the speedfags
that explains the shitty posts, joey's here.
anyone wanna SR?
>>573818779tricolor on bad maps is fucking miserabletricolor on "good" maps is still below regular turf, the most fun you can have with it is fish for a hexa-kill as an attacker (i never managed to catch one)bad shifties are, at worst, just turf warmost of the time, they are still turf but you get to play with unbalanced gimmicks that will never make it to real game and find fun in stupid shit like squiffer sniping on the bouncepad map or teleporting across the map by stingraying that zipline thingat best you get genuine contenders for "actually good enough to compete with non-turf modes and might be worth expanding on the concept if mode-specific maps are implemented" like the THUNDERDOME
>>573819267I literally just got here, but keep seething
Speedyuri
>>573819663fuck them for making fun of people dying
Wheres the triforce tricolor map?
>>573819520Yes
>>573819838room's up
>>573819915where are the woomies....
>finally get 100x>30:70 stomp lossthanks
SR room 2/4 starting
>>573819612>thunderdome>good
>>573819815in the trash where it belongs
>>573820331are you seriously going to be a contarian and diss on the universally agreed on best shifty just to spite me
>>573820481>universally agreed onlol
solo song doko
>>573820534>lollol
>>573820534there isn't a single shifty that got as much praise as thunderdome back when they were played in the festsyou might just be too new to remember
>>573820534>lollmao
>>573820637Frye should make a music video with only her to prove she doesn't need sexy japanese girls to be popular
i wish i was there for splatoon 2or splatoon 3
>>573819612>tricolor on "good" maps is still below regular turfhopeless if you can't see the value of side objectives to turf war or the unique map control dynamics of attacker and defender roles
>>573820798>lmaorofl
>splatoon 2>brand new shifty station every single fest, with single player mode gimmicks not seen in the other multiplayer stages>splatoon 3>slight modification of existing maps with a hard to acquire sprinklersplatoon 4 is just not gonna have any unique maps at all for its fests
>>573820012Splatoon is woke now so they need to put male cephs to hit the diversity quota.
Both shifties and tricolor are bad, almost all of those maps are dogshit. In fact, neither 2 or 3 have truly good maps in general (save for like three stages across both games).
>>573820918>side objectivesaka "bring big bubbler to get a free sprinkler lol">unique map control dynamicsnot a single tricolor map has good enough design to actually facilitate that and not just devolve into bullshit (probably is not possible in the first place because it's turf except even more volatile for no reason)
>>573821028>splatoon 2>turf war with a hit or miss gimmick>splatoon 3>new gamemode that changes the way you approach area control
>>573821382shifty station was never hit or misseven the "worst" shifty is better than the best tri-colornow kys zoomgroid
>>573821382>the way you approach area controlif you are an attacker, it's just 2v2 turf war that sometimes turns into 2v1 or 2v3 randomlyif you are a defender, it's just 2v2 turf war that randomly turns into 1v2 and you get steamrolled or 3v2 but you get backstabbed
>>573821765it's not my fault you refuse to accept that splatoon 3 can actually do some things better than 2 out of spite
if the new mechanic is that my team is working against me (in a 2v2v4 as opposed to 4v4) that's every match already bro
>>573821256>not a single tricolor map has good enough design to actually facilitate thatevery single tri map has defenders in a pincer and attackers with a larger spawn but outnumbered praising shifties but ignoring those aspects of tri is being impressed by jiggling keysd
I quite enjoy Splatoon 3
>>573822390Same, I'll always prefer 3 but I think 3 is great too
>>573822390i'm sorry, it's inoperable.
>>573822201>you cannot like old game and dislike new gamegood goy
>>573822864The octor will see you now.
>>573822201and precisely none of them are actually balanced to make that pincer not extremely one-sided
>>573823104I have the same winrate in both roleswe have no data besides anecdotes or platitudes
I miss Manta Tricolor
Simply put: If Splatoon 4 splatfests force me to play turf war for 48 hours again I will simply not play them.
How do I stop sucking? I'm terrible at PVP.
The worst thing about tricolor and big runs is that they sometimes fix issues that the maps have in ranked if they stuck with the changes, but they don't.
>>573824461And how many have you not played in total from Splatoon 1 through 3?
>>573824461Yes you will liar you need snails.
>DUDE lost a 333x on streamwould you kill yourself?
>>573824816i'd inksight it and find out its a 2% winrate flar
>>573824579wait for raiders and embrace PvE
>>573824579learn to pick your fights
>>573824627You only need six snails at most for the lifetime of the game. Everything else is extra.
GGs G
GGs E.
Lowtiercod>>>/wsg/6194811>>>/wsg/6194812
>>573824627>upgrading gear with snails is not needed because 3 introduced the ability to upgrade them with moolah>getting better ability rolls with snails is also not needed because 2 introduced ability chunks and gear scrubbingNah. At MOST I need snails for amiibo gear upgrades.
Ink Shower with Shiver
le woomy XD
>>573826984>tfw to intelligent to enjoy turf war
>tfw not intelligent enough toerumi forgor :skull:
Any FAST woomies out there wanna play
I miss Main power up from 2
>>573828198no you don't.no one does.
>>573828198t. bamboozler player
It's painful to be stuck with the Ink Vac during a Splatfest. The Special does fuckall for Turfwar. It's downright counter productive. Meanwhile all your opponents have Specials that actually help them.
>>573828532it's a free signal in tricolor if you're not a retard
>alice now use ai for her thumbnailThat woomy doesn't look right
>>573828198mpu was one and a half steps away from being a good addition to s2just cap the damage at 96 and give .96 gal in particular anything other than damage upthen undo all the nerfs that came as a result of 99.9 shenanigans (except squelchies, they deserve every bit of nerfs they got)
>>573828762no it wasn't."balance your weapon yourself" is not good game design and never will be
>>573828703looks fine to me?
>>573828624>in tricolorYeah. It's useful in Tricolor. It sucks fucking ass beyond belief in regular Turfwar.
>>573828532Use something else
>>573828874let's get rid of all abilities then
>>573829631again, you're missing the point sweatyother abilities affect you, the player and not your weaponmpu directly affects attributes of your main weapon like damage, ink coverage, etcit is the devs giving you direct control over one aspect of your weapon because they can't balance it themselves
>>573829074>Use something elseNo. I used the vanilla splatcharger for 90+% of Splatoon 1. For 100% of Splatoon 2. And 100% of Splatoon 3. I am not going to stop. I'll use it for 100% of Splatoon 4 too. But they've made it worse and worse for Turfwar. It's annoying.
Power will win I know it
another Great Match™ from Nogami Himself!!
>>573830684probably not but i really don't care about the results i just want to play raiders
>>573831128>still 12 more days of waitingUGHHHHHHHHH
How much clout have you collected for your team?
>>5738312301700000
>>573830483what is the player if not a walking weaponrsu also bypasses weapon's intended attribute of strafe speed, and it also has the same little issue of people either ignoring it entirely or stacking it like their life depends on it depending on the weaponthe little buffs from mpu were generally appreciated but not necessary, with only a few mandatory non-99.9 picks (like goob and squiff), a few tradeoff picks enabling a new playstyle (e.g. splatlings that got the god of all mpu buffs with longer charges giving them more endurance, more sustain and more immediacy at once at cost of having to tone it down with rsu), and a bunch of "nice to have but not necessary" buffs including a few bootleg intensify actions
>>573831230I didn't keep track and now I'm too lazy to boot the game after I hit royalty.
>>573830604Even Rainy plays weapons other than Splat Charger.
>>573831230on my way to a million points for shiver
>>573830604Try playing outside your comfort zone
I've played plenty of splat feats, but holy hell, Speed feels absolutely braindead. Is it a lot of rusty Shiverfags?
>>573831674I'm in the same boat. We gotta hit a million for her
>we
I don't have the energy fight for my idol any further after +6
>wii
Shiver celebration waiting room.
>be str>not strong enoughweak
go away tourists, our shiverfags are not this obnoxious
>>573832238My shiver doesn't carry disgusting meatbags
speeders pls
>>573834564im a quisckshot
anyone who likes shiver with tits is a fag who doesn't actually like her
>>573834724>anyone who likes [] tits is a fag
Shiver with hyper ass and flat chest
>>573834724anyone who doesn't like shiver's football head is a fag who doesn't actually like her
surely the raiders amiibos will get costumes for splatoon 4.. right?
Men who can't enjoy a woman's flat chest are certainly bisexuals, and therefore fags
idolfags are truly the worst posters
>>573834785anyone is a fag for making her something she isn't
anyone who likes idols should quit splatoontrue ogs only like woomy
>>573834931I'm sure they will
>>573834931almost certainly unless 4 completely overhauls the clothing system
>>573834967based
>>573834967Doesn't matter Uncle Ben, Takozonesu are superior to both.
A Million Points For Shiver
>>573835258knew it was a tourist posting.
>>573835331>he doesn't recognize the woomy
Big Run > Splatfests
>>573835331That's one of our resident cute newfags do not bully him.
>>573835607duh
>>573835395if i don't recognize the woomy then you should teehee more >>573835628woomy correction is in order for all newmies
There's a splatfest?*walks into grizzco*
Woomy players can’t be tourists
If I was Nogami, I'd make Splatfest include splat zones and you can get Splatfest top 10 badges if you rank high enough.
Yebweyys > woomveems because I'm not a tranny
I don't believe in tourism because splatsville is large and i headcanon /ink/ as an autist club any cephs can join and meet other autists
I'm not a tourist I've been here 6 months.
>>573834967callie and marie ARE woomies
I’m not a tourist either I was here at release for at least 3 months
any speeders playing
>>573835395tbf i never played opens still...
I'm a tourist but I'll stay because you guys looks cool :)
>>573837354you had your teehee recently. you're biskit
>>573837334yeah but I'm shit and useless
>>573837564Well yeah, we're speed players, that's our style
>>573834967Woomy is sure to win because of the superior tactical mind.
>>573837564I make it a business to remember the woomies here.
>>573837964which one is the best and why is it mine?
>>573837964you're all the best
>>573838113She offered her body to me
>>573837489yea, is very very cute!meant as in, makes sense i might not be recognized. need to just dare2open
Momma Marie Milkers~
a will never draw my ceph...
>>573838659very edible looking flops
I never join open because I'm way too good and it's boring to play in you guys lobbies
>>573838659I'm very glad you like my shoddy scribble anon.
>>573838879____?__?____?
>>573838879Is your name related to the weather
>>573838659You should.
>Roller is the power weaponWhat'st he speed and tactic weapon?
Two more hours until real modes.
>>573841163speed's is crack
Fresh!
>>573841163speed is dualies
>>573841163speed is explo
>>573843386close, kindarapid pro is the second fastest weapon in a straight line after inkbrush (curls/fizzies notwithstanding)explosher is slower and heavyweight but it's still remarkably fast on rollout, especially compared to other hard backlines
>>573843386Explosher is tactics.
Stopping there with 2 million clout, good luck for that last rotation powerbros , I still believe in our victory
Finally hit a Mill. I'll see you guys at the results
>>573841163speed is objectively Grizzco Roller brushtactics is brella
>>573844849strange looking woomy
>>573844792What is Marie doing in the order sector.
>>573844985looking for 4's bum ass
>>573844792Why is she so fat?
>>573844792I downloaded this because of the artist but I haven't listened to it.
>>573844849I know it's you, M.
>>573841163speed = inkbrushpower = elitertactics = red dapples
>>573845360WRONG
I got a 333x win for speed... 1st one ever. Good job everyone! I got two 100, couple of 10, but that one 333 was the last one i needed.
hmm today I will play tri-color>clueless>mirror>mirror>mirror>mirror>mirror>mirror
>>573845519>>573845360All you have to do is look at at the friendship bracelet. Who has stealth jump with those abilities?
>>573844774>disgusted fryeIs power that shit even their leader is disappointed?
>>573845619nice []!
>playan Salmon Run>Glowfly rush, pretty hard with a heavy-edit Splatling, quota good, surviving until timer runs out>I die, team dies, but wait>there is a friendly { Wavebreaker Ult, Umbrella projectile} active in the field! What if it-->Game Over, Round Loss, screenfade>Umbrella revives a playerfucking bastards, extend the death timer while while there is an object that might revive someone
>>573845619congrats [!
>>573828703Guh, she could have a million real fans, but she's gonna settle for a million clunkers instead.
>>573845697I'm sorry to tell you this anon. I'm not a woomy...
>>573828703she's washed up, i prefer laura
>>573845619
>>573845686If Speed loses tri I wouldn't be surprised. I gave up on it in order to get more 100 and 333 battles. Reminded me when i saw tri-color in the direct for splatoon3 I was like "oh this looks like a terrible gimmick." It never got better.
>>573846174
>>573846005I'd give everything to see her stream raiders
>just reached champion>75 minutes left>garbage maps on this last rotation>flar queuespeedbros I'm unironically ngmi
>>573828703For me it's itourina she's cute
i don't participate in splatfestsbut as someone who very much likes support roles on principle, i'm heartily rooting for team tactics
>>573846982relax frye no one is gonna take her from you
Why it is always5win5stomp
>>573848296eomm
Anyone on Team Power want to squad up for the final hour
>>573848564I can play. Gimme a moment to boot up.
>>573848552schizo
>>573848564I'll join
>>573849079>>573848956Room's up
>>5738491583/4
>>573846982>>573848340erhm..
>>573848992>literally dozens of studies done on it>"s-s-s-schizo"retard
>>573849404do you REALLY think nintendo knows how to add this sort of thing to the game
I'm only playing raiders from now on
>>573849684yes
>>573849832nobody asked tourist
>>573849832Good woomy.
>>573850041Erhm...
>>573850041ironic
even in mirrors, I can't escape the FLAR
I've come around to Frye, but i still can't enjoy her as others do. The way I came around to Pearl doesn't compare either. I still think both are fugly, and when Frye gets different hair styles, she's so much better. Still hope that she gets more characterization in raiders. She's otherwise the natural born loser, just pathetic even.
>>573850526okay
Dynamo is such a nigger weapon.
>>573849832Same>>573850878Dynamo+ngmi netcode, so annoying
>>573850526> I've come around to Frye
>>573850468these things wouldnt happen if you werent such a faggot all the time.
>>573851041>not being a faggot>on four chan dot org
>>573850015well even then, inksight shows you quite a bit of the internalsi dont think the game even has per-session mmr where it gives you easier matches if youre doing badly on the day
>>573850712>>573850992A new hair cut makes a world of difference. She needed it.
I love Marie so much I wish squids were real
How're we feelin' Speedsters?
>>573852130I keep losing 100x battles
>>573851376It helps, but not that much. Her problem is and always has been the weird deformed face.
>>573852130horny
>>573852130I did really well, I think we'll be alright
>>573852130got my fifth 100x win in the books, feelin fresh
>>57385213050/50
>>573852210>Her problem is *the best and cutest part*
>>573852527>posts fanart with her face un-squishedCase in point.
>>573852210>>573852527Anon, the CGI really makes the inklings ugly. No idea why they give them such weird facial proportions. Frye is really cute drawn.
>>573852641i posted that one to call you a faggot.because you are.
>>573852130It took forever to get to Ruler. Please give this victory to Big Man.
>>573852210Nah her gigantic fuck ugly forehead is the issue and this new hair helps obscure it a tiny smidge.
oh wow you can really tell there are a ton of new people in here.
>>573852731That doesn't look healthy. If Splatsville had healthcare she wouldn't be so deformed.
>>573852754She has a gigantic fuck ugly forehead BECAUSE her face is weirdly deformed and squished down on her head. It's a symptom, not the problem.
>>573852130Extremely bad
>literally 99% of my last 20 matches involved losing after winning the whole matchKilling myself
And that's that.
ggs power
>>573852923>have been a fan of [media series] for many, many years>don't spend every single day in [series] general on 4chan because I'm not autistic and don't obsess over one thing permanently>new content in [series] just came out or is coming out soon>visit [series] general to discuss it>severely autistic circlejerkers who have spent the last 5 years in the general, constantly avatarfagging and namedropping each other, using the thread like a discord channel to complement their actual discord server that they ERP in: "wow why are there so many heckin tourists here now? these chuds need to leave so I can keep circlejerking with my fellow sisters in peace"It's crazy how often this happens now. Discord really ruined this website.
GGs power.
>>573853506>shits on all over the thread instead of lurking moar >wow why are they being so mean to me :(((
>>573853506Don't kid yourself, generals have always been glorified chatrooms.
>>573853679You're right, they always have been to a certain extent, but back in the day it wasn't nearly as common for them to be used as a sort of "side-channel" to actual off-site chatrooms.
I just wonned the "win 250 turf war" badge, are you proud of me?
anyone wanna play some open at the half hour?
no one actually cares about the splatfest, right? this is a raiders waiting room
>>573853869>>573854026he never drew me
>>573854339Sus
>>573854014Obviously. I only decided to play this splatfest because I got a switch 2 for raiders and wanted to see how much better splatoon 3 looked at native res on my gaming monitor (it looks really good)
CAN I STILL GET QUEEN
GGs i (and two others? not from here I think but correct me if that's wrong), glad to have finally met you! I hope next time I won't be playing handicapped with joycons and tiny screen no guarantees I'll play any better tho.>>573852130Didn't fucking make it to Ruler... I had the shittiest 12-matches long loss streak when I started playing today, would have made it if it wasn't for that. Was just over 100 points short.But I finally got to play with i***i and even win a 100x together. But we played until end of rotation and I didn't get to take pics on the float. But I won all my mulitplier matches (two 10x and two 100x).So yeah, Splatfest. This was the least I ever played in one but I'm still glad it's over.
open 2/4
>>573855083GGS Y! yea, two others are friends of mine not from here, no worries tho. glad we got the 100x, sorry you couldnt make it to ruler.. surely the impending speed victory will offset iti def need to start playing opens, glad to have met you!
>>573854901You had three months.
>>573853874The notion that a general is some sort of plaything for a sekrit cabal of posters is a common cliche in every general and rather hilarious to boot. From personal experience, most /vg/ servers are usually small splinters and end up half dead in most cases.
GGs I managed to get to ruler at the last hour so that's nice
>>573849832Leggings need to be SHINiER
where did everyone go????
>>573856669eaten by fat veemo
GGs Power Crew. Nice finish.
>>573856930these woomveems should kiss
>>573855083>I missed my chance to play with biskitFUCK
what now
>>573857594Back to the Splatoon 3 mines.
>>573857594We start fading away until raiders.
now we can actually play the real game modes again
>>573857594going back to good games until Raiders drops
>>573857854You never even played
>>573857779>Frye"haha we can get married when we grow up!">Shiver"she doesn't know that I'm going make gay marriage illegal when I grow up..."
>>573857516??
GGs L
>>573858835gg
ha!
>>573859089Lol
>>573858723
>>573859373????
what it is about this game that sometimes causes shots to just not register even though they're clearly hitting? It's extremely evident now with health bars, I'll watch someone take a 8 second splatling barrage and half that time they just won't take any damage, what gives?
>>573859669
this was the first fest ive gotten to ruler to in like 18 months and it mostly just reminded me why I stopped going for ruler
>>573859894The beauty of paying for a p2p connection while all your opponent are on dial up.
>>573859894latency bro
>>573859943-_-
New>>573860458>>573860458>>573860458
>>573859894shot randomness + janky hit detection>>573860007pretty sure hitreg is on the shooter's side so latency doesn't matter
bullshit result. bitch never deserves to win.
Team tactics is probably the most midwit team of all time.
