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We need to accelerate faster
I HATE SPRINTS THEY ARE SO BORING
>>573729683Hanshin 3200, home...
Tachyon LOVE
Digitan LOVE
Anyone else so mindbroken that they went back to doing MANT runs after being done with aces, dirt looped grandparents, and TT?
Umama deserves a girthy BWC like mine
>>573729982My beloved trainee.
>>573729683You'll see plenty of hog in future CMs, don't worry.
>>573729913
>>573730017But you aren't done?
>>573730017I am not but I will go back for my WINNING TICKET COMPLETION
wahey
literally me
>>573729396sex naturehelios sex and baby making
LETS GO NORWAY
>>573730540Nobody said that
>>573730245What is she cooking?I would go along with it regardless, but I would like to know
>>573729396>she sees your WEI
https://jiggie.fun/24okFihttps://jiggie.fun/24okFihttps://jiggie.fun/24okFi
>>573730821I look like this
Vivlos is just Curren Chan but better
>>573730732Formula for potion to make umamusume slightly more umamusume (plus hair turning blue)
>>573730950>this vtuber is just whorren but without the annoying whore partagreed!
Harry Kane = 2* UmaErling Haaland = 3* Uma
>>573730976
>[DELETED]THE RECKONING IS HERE BROS>573729485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1uTsqJVAeo
#CuteCurrenChan
Bruh
Yae
>>573730950What is Verxina then?
>>573731405Gentildonna's BITCH
https://youtu.be/cru-h0L6igc?si=zD7YoM6odGheWMzc
>>573731146>Erling HaalandI swear this dood's propaganda is too strong. It's as if I'm looking at Rickey propaganda.I don't know shit about footy but all the posts about the guy has reached me.
Why is everything deleted
>>573731572Neo Cutie
Gold City feet in my mouth
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
why does my trainee insist on coming to the gym with me if she's just going to stand around the whole time? they have one at school.
>>573729396Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
Umama smoochies?
>>573731985Rice on my fice
>>573732102Maid Kris S...
beginning to find Bonbon erotic.
Why are there so many Norwegian fans? Anyway, uma musume.
>>573732336>beginningBetter than never
>>573732285Yes bro, literally, being a janitor requires no special skill or intelligence, why do you think they don't pay them
>>573731380mating press
ryan LOVE
>>573732437I hadn't played through her story yet
>>573732336as you should
Did you guys know you can make a JAV star give you a nursing handjob as Dia-chan for only 96 buckaroos? Highly recommend it if you ever go to Japan.
>>573732380Because >>573731590For some reason the guy's being praised everywhere
>>573732635That's cuz he's a generational striker never before seen.
>>573732595I can have my boyfriend do that for free (in Japan)
>>573732635he looks pretty memable and he's a pretty much a prodigythough haaland is kind of engineered to be a great footballer, both of his parents were pretty good athletes
Mun!
>>573732778Want to give me the deets?
>>573732664cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
>>573732793lowkey looks like a homunculus
>>573732664Tail Nine, more like Tail Twin
>>573732987he kinda does but yeah he's like mega destinied to be a good footballer considering his parents
You ever think it's odd that despite being a different species and also having been subject to human breeding like horses were, donkeys still look relatively like Przewalski's horse while domesticated horses don't?
>>573733150
>>573733074yeah from the clips i’ve seen hes tall fast and strong
>>573732714>>573732793Funny enough posts I see about him are roughly about footy and those 2 funny goals over and over again
What an absolute fucking semen slurper, I got hyped cuz england vs norway sounds badass but its just nothing.
>>573733150Donkeys were never bred for attractiveness, they're a utility anima (which is why dog-levels of loyalty were bred into them, you want a pack animal to be loyal)l, so they would still look relatively like their ancient wild form.>>573733198Furashu?
Haaland actially looks like a caveman, imagine how he would train an uma
>>573733198The rising at 0:38 is majestic
>>573733463They'd all be Ends, slow and steady until the time to strike
Do you miss longKINO yet?
I love my cafehttps://x.com/kuuritac/status/2075993351518626177?s=20
>>573733884finally I'll be able to train mcqueen for longs again
Reminder, it's Scarlet, not Daiwahttps://wikiwiki.jp/vip_umamusu/%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E5%A8%98%E5%90%8C%E5%A3%AB%E3%81%AE%E5%91%BC%E3%81%B3%E6%96%B9
>>573733912what the fuck is that stance
ExcelUma(26/30) will host the Calstone 1000 on thread #3000check it out
>>573733238why is there no hype for that young spanish kid
>>573734084yamal is kinda a spoiled idiotHaaland is pretty humble
>>573733912Is she even pressing the trigger?
>>573734049Have any of you actually minmaxed a set of skills for niigata 1000m? Does such a thing even exist?
>>573734035Short girl trying to hold a long rifle and use the sights with glasses stance.
>>573734183Yamal won a euro though, he is the future.
>>573731590He's like an anime character. Not a good player, but a great goal scorer. He got to the quarter finals with 7 goals having touched the ball 90 times. It's fun watching him play.
>>573734264Yeah it's that tight of a trigger. Feels good
>>573734264She's squeezing and that's probably a FRT trigger.
>>573734376haaland has atleast 2 world cups ahead of him too
>>573734462>forced reset trigger trigger
Tard
If I run Oguri/Fuji, Taiki (both OG) and vBourbon, can I make it to A finals?I'm not going to bother tryharding for sprintslop.
>>573734654I hate it when water goes down the wrong tube
>>573734654>choking on watergrandpa
>>573734654Tickezo...Is there a clip of the horse being a crybaby?
>>573729982My beloved Mommywife
>>573734751Ballroom Fuji is stronger I think, I don't have the robot but I'm not seeing fronts winning in rooms
>/vm/a is faster than us even during a match dayGrim times for our thread
>your event chains may not complete>also you might get agemasened on important gold skills>also you need Turf and Sprint S>also bubbles might not pop on the right stats>also you might randomly lose G1s>also nothing matters because it's 1200mis this the most sovlful CM?
>>573734576It helps that he can take blows better than 99% of soccer players. I said it on spee but most soccer players are small and focus on speed. Haaland eats a daily diet of 6000 calories, the dude bulks like he's a powerlifter and as a result can just bulldoze through his opponents without getting hurt.
Left or right, /uma/?
>>573735208any Ayabe is good
Cutest Nartitahttps://x.com/odawarahakone/status/2075800432887411176
22355537Nakayama 1200 Sprinters Stakes
>>573735146PPM is calculated over the hours, we started slow so we are gonna remain slow.
>>573735208Left
>>573735146/uma/ has more working adults and well adjusted individuals with careers lived and families
>>573735208Ayabe has the same bust size as Gold City.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573733884>longslopNo
>>573735669proofs?
Bwos, this game is so fucking sick. I love england
>>573735208the bigger the uma the more there is to love
>>573735208Puppies...
>>573735839
>>573734820>>573734830Whenever that happens to me I think "imagine dying drinking water, or off your own fucking spit getting down the wrong pipe"
806796908067969080679690
>>573735203He is unironically built like an End. His muscles are built for short bursts of explosive power and speed but he needs to conserve until then.
>>573736015*smooch*
ikuno..................dictus
>>573735724whats wrong?
Shitposter-kun really is trying hard to rile people up today huh?
game is okay
>>573735460Love it when my mid leg skills just don't proc84951426
>>573736168
I'm gonna SS my Haru Urara today!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11769747
>>573736337cant help but notice that one of your debuffers is missing hesitant lates and only has hesitant paceI WOULD HAVE WON IF YOU DEBUFFED HALO TOO MAN (the assumptions made in this post are baseless and probably untrue)
>>573736168I can see why McQueen was so into her
>>573736357Anon you're being a schizo, I just wanted to talk about the funny caveman.
>>573736337cool to see my kingu winning
>>573736168More like Ikuteo
>>573736357V…
Who has the stinkier umapussy, tannhauser or nice nature
>>573735208>unironically using the word "chud"right
>>573736337Aaaaaaaah34294610>>573736525You probably would've yeah RNG is not on my side
>>573736521that porn game should have a television prop to use during THAT
>>573736008>Look inside>unrelated /v/ma anons>look into their thread>fun contest race they organizedIf you're trying to troll both threads by getting us to raid a race it's not gonna work anon. Everyone is onto le forced tribalism antics. Do you not have anything better to do?
>>573736682
new raceshttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2076064010055905576
>opera RAPES cafe's voices so hard they start worshiping herfvark....
>>573736943any of these g1? I assume yes but still
>>573736943Are we getting 3 maintenances in a month when GL drops?
>>573736692>Curvature proccing at same time as OYLThanks....77825908
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>>573736943remember to do the completionist title….
>>573737149>double double debuffersoh god
>>573737142This is nothing
>[DELETED]nothing personal, incels
>>573737262Why did bro hesitate so much in falling over?
>>573737284I'm just noticing that I like the new jannies
>>573737415you ever just slowly ease yourself into a really comfy chair? its that
>>573737040dirt g1's yes
>>573736943I guess you could call me a racist.
I'm in the gamethread, I see people posting their uma wives for halftime, and I AM judging you based on your uma and flag if you're from here.
>>573737149>another DD abusing brother Fool....That's exactly what I wanted...YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD40202151
>>573737639How do you know they are not just randos or guys from the other board.
Did we finally get a pocket janny? What's his favorite uma?
>>573737639nice >>>/sp/156628849
better finish those completionist titles now if you're close
>>573737740I don't, but I'm judging anyway
>>573737649AIEEEEEEE I thought 6th was instant wincon....42827903
>>573738126I'll just join one more and let others join
>>573737906Why did they translate Nisai for Zen-Nippon Nisai Yushun but not anything in other names?
>>573737751>Janny that executed the fucking rules for once, and seemingly PROPERLY as well and not out of spiteI, for one, appreciate our new janitor!
>>573738315Cute Journey
>>573738126OYL.exe has ceased functionality90355419
>>573738014No cows
Holy shit norway is a beast
NSM or Burning Spirit SPD? I can only buy one
>>573738535Brain would be an excellent older sister.
>>573735208both is fine
>>573738756or my cute WIFE
>>573738535This Brian is too chill & neurotypical OOC
>>573738535What that little girl doesn't realize is horses wave their tail like that to make flies leave their butt alone
>>573738535These two look like they'd be good moms to our kids
>>573736913NTA but do you believe the anon was just trying to make people from /here/ join the race or onlyhad bad intentions?
>>573738718Burning Spirit
>>573738756the excellent-est
>>573738686A shame Haaland just went Super Creek and murdered that defender
This game is more rigged than Longslop against whales
Dig here, Windy!*adds new dirt tracks*
>>573738983this guy gets it
>>573737906I will wait until all the races are out to go for my wife's completionist title. It's definitely not because I'm lazy.
>>573739115>infertile hag
>>573739146winter coat...
>>573739146doto is gonna outlive golshiyou will see
>>573739069I assume bad intentions because1. We have a lot of falseflagging and shitposting right now (more than 10 deleted posts) including about /vm/ when for the most part they just wanna keep to themselves and do their thing2. Glancing at their OP the race had specific rules for building because its a gimmick race 3. It's never been advertised here
>>573738983HISHI AMASEXOOOOand Brian is insanely hot too
PLEASE ADD AUTO ON THE 14THPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>573738983ugly art
>>573739242Nah, he has a malfunctioning pituitary gland which causes among other things like immune system problems, uncontrolled hair growth.They shaved him for the summer though, he looked nice and clean when doing his picks for the Takarazuka Kinen
If I have both Corner Adept and Ignited Spirit Speed but only have enough SP for only 1 Gold, would you take either Professor of Curvature or Burning Spirit Speed(this is for a Sprint CM ace).
>>573739352>making bots obsolete, only day before the important one gets updated for unity 2.0noooooooooooooooooo
>>573739451curvature since it has a longer duration
>>573739306golshi will die at the most inconvenient time possible
Golshi will die by a meteor strike and be reborn into the ruiner of the new world
I wonder where Golshi will go after he retires from stallion duty. Poor Kita will never retire...
>>573739451spirit speed if you wanna fight midrace more consistently, curvature to gamble speed carryover
>>573739978Glue factory
>>573739978Will Gold Ship be allowed to retire if his kid somehow manages to win the L'arc?
>>573739978Golshi will die doing his stallion duty and end up in Valhalla
>>573739451Curvature
>>573739978>no more weekend visitors They will never stop milking goldship
>aces done>cba to do gp loopingguess I'll suicide mant runs for the event title
It's another "o SSRs finished chains after getting sprint s" type run
>>573740072*Umalhalla
>>573739580in the most ridiculous way possible too
>>573740153at least he likes it
>>573740153He's a gold mine after all.
my 1 million score... nyo....
>>573740687Fair. I feel for Kita, only wants to run
>>573740386sorry makween I'll make you as an ace for some GL CM
>>573740687he just wants to run :c
>>573740869blurry hishi amasexoo spotted
Gold Ship is not even a good horse. A good horse would have gotten 7 G1 victories and/or gotten the Triple Crown.
>>573740052yes? They will just get any of his sons in his place? Do you think successful sires don't get to retire?
>>573740902mackween will remember that
If Norway win I will post my BWC in solidarity
https://youtu.be/IaSIIJtnmTwpost favorite solo song
>>573740986she was my launch 1st selector I will definitely get her for future cm's especially that I wanna play paces more
>>573741004sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573740964If I don't get to retire, they don't get to retire.
sprint races are so close everytime
>>573741047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKeNTokpbawnot even biased I just think her seiyuu has an amazing singing voiceshe did really good in show by rock too
>>573740902>only CM she has a chance on is Kinen>going to be raped by 2 Hitlerite SpechanNot looking good
>>573741323yeah the spechud is super good but idk, maybe can make it for a medium too if I can be bothered
I got Bamboo Memory!
>>573729396Uh guys? STOP THE COUNT
>>573741047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMOURFjwP8UI love umas who sing about wanting to be good enough. They always end up as some of my favorites.
>>573741467it also helps that dantsu flame is really sexy
>>573735203you're talking about this guy, right?I don't follow divegrass at all but my friend shared this with me and it gave me a chuckle
How does this even work? Shouldn't the position always stay the same? Are we getting scammed by cyjews?
>>573741663yeah he's a funny dude
>>573741663Yeah, Haaland. He's actually a really nice guy, super humble and knows he has a weird caveman look and makes fun of it.
>>573741682top 40% of players in the class by score
which uma would go where?
>>573741682retention score isn't updated live nor is it synced for everyone
>>573741581Dober nee-chan so cute
>>573741372You should make her for mile
>>573741581What a silly old grandma
>>573741883someone made this incredible image>stand and boomhauer>perfect at first glanceheh
>>573741663>GØLSkek
>>573741883Tachyon: BokePocket: TsukkomeDantsu: MoeCafe: Perfect
>>573741883>bokehelios>tsukkomitama or lala>moe through helplessdoto>perfect at first glancekita
>>573741883Spechud, Dober, Mambo, Super Creek
>>573742178This is great
Dead as fuck
>>573742736v got banned again so he can't talk to himself in the thread like he usually does
Stego cute.
>>573742736This is place is full of Euros... bwos... the doxxing sticker site was right...
>>573742736The semen slurping match is going on
>>573742736
GO GO GO FINISH YOUR COMPLETIONIST TITLES NOW
>>573743108kasamatsubwos where's our racecourse..
>>573743108i only wear my most recent cm title
Smart Falcon has an event called "Step Up"what triggers it? does anyone know?
Unity 2.0 is peak comfort and it's sad that by next week there'll be basically no reason to play it ever again
>>573742831
Yeppers soon!
>>573741883>bokeWEI>TsukkomiPalmer>helplessnessRetard>"perfect" at first glanceShichi
>>573743331You can play it because it's fun...? And a video game? How whipped by your danchou are you
>>573743458This country bumpkin is too cute
>>573743331This is why we play 12 min URA career with sprinters. I use Curren instead of Bakushin
>>573743479I'm spiritually German
Norway bwos it's over...
>>573743598>Some US buddy sends a "are you german or autistic" personality test into the group chat>all the americans either end up being german, or the obv one as autistic>I take it and I end up right in the fucking middle, the site going "you might be the test case your friends used for this"
>>573743589Smoooooooooooooch
anna will never release the curren video btw
>>573741689>>573741761sounds surprisingly based >>573742154yeah that was the shit that got me laffin' just imagining him bulldozing through people like it was a viking age battlefield grunting GØLS GØLS GØLS while all the fags who get bumped lightly by another player and pretend they broke a bone lie mangled in his wake
>>573743108I'll shrimply dont care
>>573743589Curren slow down...
>>573743478Shichi & Pama should be switchedPama plays into Helios's antics too often
Frontfags is Sprint A copable with Right Handed + Summer Runner?
>>573743851Cafe, what's a horse?
Soccer SUCKS
>>573743851
>>573743903https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-sryhI47qU
Oguri Roman when?
>>573742736the jeet staygold hater fumbled and typed some weird indian shit so now he's laying low for a while
>>573744160Fap time?
>>573741883I have never watched any of these
>>573741883oguri, tamamo, ardan, yaeno
>>573743882No
>>573744778Umama...
>>573744778...not even a random South Park ep?
>>573743458spechud if she cute
>>573744778How is that even possible
>>573744889Special Week is cute though
LOL https://pawchive.pw/patreon/user/57624702/post/162019619
>>573744778You can't even see your dick under your fat gut either.
does anyone know if intimidate counts if i want to activate groundwork?
>>573745004im not clicking on that
>>573745004Is this a new kemono
>>573745095any skill activation does
>>573745095
>>573745095*slaps you*
sex groove
>>573745249momwife groove
>>573743962agreed
>>573745430The only good thing about Chiyono is her mom.
>>573745159>>573745221>>573745241just making sure, t-thanks guys
>>573745702agreed
>>573745706cute slut
>>573745706Ulala sure is looking breedable.
>>573745706>&accumulatetime>=5You got gaslit.
>>573745706yeah butIntimidate has 5s delay
This wc game is kinda sick
>>573745927that doesnt stop it from proccing groundwork
>>573744160>>573744239Fagtime with rulership, I will ravage his bokumanko
>>573745976why would you play groundwork if you don't want it to proc frame 0it's like saying straightaway spurt isn't useless in taurus because it procs
>>573745919already on it
>>573746127idk I'm just answering the question of whether or not it can. How good of an idea it is is another matter.
>>573745976I hate people so much.
>>573745095It's shit because of 5 seconds delay. Might as well drop groundwork if you can't activate it out of the gate
>>573746223There's only ONE reason why people would ask if a skill could activate groundwork. Stop pretending to be retarded.
this schedule sucks shit and will brick your auto runsdont use itdumb faggot ccs spreading misinfoUse Asahi Hai too Fillies is outdated garbage
THAT GAME WAS SO FUCKING RIGGED
>>573746271same
>>573746475What months / years are the new races?
>>573745797Me on the tit
>>573746586Smooch?
>>573745095it doesn't.hope you haven't learned the skill yet
Dia is taking this home, fuck this
>>573746475whats wrong with fillies
>>573745249paizuri groove
>>573746587>a bunch of whores with Air Groove and King Halo
>>573746649if you want, I won't stop you
>>573746475what's the actual best schedule with the new dirt races?
Dude the world cup is so fucking rigged idk who to root for anymore
>>573746784No you smooch me
>>573741883Dale: Gold ShipHank: MaruzenskyBill: Admire VegaBoomhauer: Yukino Bijin
>>573746176For me, it's chubby Urara
Gold City acts kind of weird towards her trainer. I don't get it.
>>573746802dodge JBC Classicnow your independent autos will never suffer a -35% winrate penalty due to 4-5 chainsreplace Kyoto with the dirt race
all the europoos r back
Question in regards to the Almond Eye support card. Is Singularity actually better than Professor of Curvature? I’ve been choosing the latter all this time but on auto the game defaults to Singularity. I asked in the JP thread too but I figure it’s best to cover all my bases.
>>573746919god DAMN thats hot
>>573746923Why is shichi always drawn with cowtits? Shes medium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sYWgLnu0DY
I love Rice
Why's so so pretty bwos???
Umama needs to kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FnDn2t6lrc
I WANT SPRINTSLOP TO BE OVER NOW
IT'S COMING HOME
Guys my trainee keeps saying she wants my last name, how can I explain to her that theft is wrong
>>573747492Use hand puppets to demonstrate the dangers of theft.
7 and I train Fuku4 and I train Riceany other number and the next trainee posted will get a career, assuming I have them.
>>573747404
>>573747457xoguri...
>>573745249Air boobs
>>573747483La cuarta?
>>573747806nyo
>>573747739Umama looks like this and smooches me like this
>>573747968SAUCE PLEASE
>>573747998I believe that is meisho doto from the uma musume series
>>573747806No hay otra opción. Argentina tiene que ganar
>>573746587>Cesario > Ramonu > Curren > King > Nishino > Finemo > Mayachi > Yada > Cafe > Groove > Allen > Gorilla
>>573747968
>>573746840don't have the energy
>>573748056The post that saved /uma/
>>573747968Doto would goof up like this
Let's improve King Halo's design.
> 10 URA runs> Not one gave me URA finaleIs this working?
>>5737477107 and you train Fuku4 and you whack your balls with a hammer
>>573748154I hate you trip and fall in an embarrassing manner for doing this to my king.
>>573748056Replace Donna with Cesario and Amazon with King and its perfect
>>573748056>Cesario
>>573747998cloritin
Alright, enough footy for now.WHICH UMA WOULD COMMIT TAX FRAUD
>>573748108WhySmooch me right now
>>573747968reminder that doto is the horniest uma
>>573748212Okay. What about Flower?
>>573748154Thanks for deciding my trainee for the day
>>573748331Idc if its ai sloppa insane how much better this is
>>573748331Much better
Umama sex
>>573748291clinical depressionno one would ever really want my smooches
>>573747006Dareka tasukete…
>>573746587>give the literal juveniles wedding outfitswhat did cygames mean by this
>>573748481You need fixing and I can do that if you give kissies
You can expect further improvement to Uma models come July 14th. Stay tuned!
>>573746587What's the deal with Cesario? I just know that she's Spespawn.
>>573746587Do not refer to umamusume as wives.
>>573748637You can't fix him, but he can make you worse
>>573748331oh this guy's putting out more stuff again
Can we have an Inari One bread next?
>>573748663She wants to cuck King Halo and steal her trainer.
>>573748738She's someone I can fix
>>573748763I want to train Inari One just to breed her.
>>573748663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdtPoKt2H30She's a japanese super star.
>>573748661Who makes these? These are so hot
>>573748258That artist doesn't really draw horseporn
>>573748923Grok does
>>573748923Grok does, @CondorPasa1488 posts them.
>>573748950Okay but where is the account with all of them
hahaha let me improve umas too hahah
>>573748818sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573749038>1488Average latino
>>573749078Urrrrrgggghhhh thicker
Trainer-san career run doko
>>573749090YEAH? well what about XES
>>573749078Kiss
>>573748663A smart, compassionate, and nurturing uma, and believe or not, her father is a trainer !
>>573748818xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes xes
>>573749170My tp empty like my balls
>>573749170I'm doing one right now, Bakushin.
>>573749170We're also improving Sakura Bakushin O!
>>573749170doin one rn boss
ESX ESX ESX ESX ESX ES ESX ESX ESX
I don't even have my favorite... lol...
>>573749260what's going on with her hair behind her to the left
>slop hours
>>573749394You're on such thin ice I'm shocked that you haven't fallen through yet
>>573749445
>>573749451Smoooooooch
>>573749445Don’t think about it
>/uma/ slow>hm? Wtf is going on? Maybe I should check out if something is happening in /v/ma>check>also slow>check steam charts>back to MANT numbersHuh, what happened to all the momentum
>>573749495It's okay as long as you don't see it completely
>>573748663Canon wife of Kris S
>>573746475>Use Asahi Hai too Fillies is outdated garbagebut all the horses I like run Fillies for their career
>>573749078but she's just fat, not pregnant
>>573749451
>>573749170just finished doing a sprint Dance Fuji run and I lowrolled
>>573747968Doto has a disgusting lewd body that's only good for rough sex
>>573749627The uma game is kind of in a filler arc, we are all collectively just waiting for GL. Bamboo is not hype, sprints are easy as fuck to build, MANT is dead but we got unity again. Its a weird period
>>573749665too bad my front runners need it more grrr
>>573749170letting bakushin into my house for secret umapyoi (I'm gonna glaze her forehead)
>>573749451Can we just start the erp hours
>>573748663ON/OFF autismiirc her Torena constantly talks shakespearean
>>573749754>thirdies play soccer in a minuteTHREAD GONNA BE FULL OF OFF TOPIC SLOP
>>573749782I'm only good for that, too
>>573749724Yeah that's like the whole point?
>>573749643
which uma is the worst singer?
>>573749914Argentina already won I don't think they would even bother posting about the match
>>573749964Opera
>>573749627The new changes are nice but>parent farming is still a slog to do>sprint CM so you won't really get to bust out your favorite if they got buffed unless you have several sprint sparks ready to go (and that's assuming your favorite doesn't have Sprint G)>at the end of the day, we're just going back to an OLD scenario with two neat changes but nothing that changes the game flow
>>573749928Smooch and sex
>>573749997Because thirdies fucking LOVE talking about themselves for some reason
>>573750031To be fair, NUnity is fun as fuck
>>573750015ironic
>>573750150It's fun until you get to senior Japan Cup and realize 1/4 of your SSRs have finished their chains
>>573750150I fucking hate of often chains don’t finish
>>573750150I'm gonna miss popping bubbles but >>573750201 is a huge pain, dunno if GL fixes that
>>573749863>no soundFUCK
>>573749964Teio cuz she has such of a terrible voice
>>573750296Why is she spilling water everywhere
>>573750296What a nice voice
>he wanted SSRs to finish>agemasen it
>>573750296>>573749863youre making these sound like absolute dog shit on purpose... RIGHT!?
>>573750419I didn't make them
>>573750418Spe HATE
>>573750474I will rape you
>>573750285the event chains arent even fixed in current jp
>>573750418>You cant have it it
>>573750416I recommend listening to her solo songhttps://youtu.be/VEQNYXA7D_s
>>573750037with who~?
>>573750201To be fair that's STILL a problem in JP when it's supposedly already buffed or "fixed".
Okay so like what actually is the big deal of the chains? Is it actually less? Even my normie friends complain about it
>>573750636They are thoughTheyre forced to complete after 80 bond
>>573750652>12Someone's trying to go out like a pussy. Remember, smaller gauge = bigger shell
>>573750296>ramonu sets the venue on fire>cesario floods itwhy are mares like this?
>>573750690Umama sexySmoochies
How do you cope when you realize you will never have this irl?
Pick a category.
>>573750717But it was fine in MANTUnity is especially bad for some reason
>>573750789i want you to find me a store that readily stocks 10 gauge
>>573750652I'm going to the ATM machine to pull out money with my PIN number, what are you going to do about it?
>>573750357The things I'd do to this doll...
>>573750678
>>573750847Almond eye for 800
>>573750810Like this>>573750652
>>573750847Oyakodon with AI and her mother for 200
>>573750853It was just as bad for me in MANT. The only times it's fine is when I reject Marvy's 2nd event, and bring all 10% RB SR. Even then I had times not finishing Kitasan's event
>>573750805good boy.
>>573750967Kissies then?
>>573750847Almond Eye for 400
>>573750923Who is this?
>>573751053DRAGON EYES
>>573751053Kawakami Princess
>>573751053large forehead, you can play chess on it
>>573751053Who is Kawakami Princess?
>>573751053princess
>>573751053deserving of forehead kisses
>>573751053Kawakami Princess!
>>573750810Y'all young niggas will one day realize that even the desire for companionship isn't immune to the constant state of being unable to care anymore
>>573751018noooooo you disgusting pig
>>573750853In MANT, scenario events did not interfere with card events, and both could happen on the same turnIn Unity, this is not the case
>>573751105>The only person to give a PROPER fucking answer, befitting the theme
>>573751221Why... Don't be rude
>>573751087Correct!Pick another.
>>573751282almond eye for 1000
>>573750789gunstoreman, I'll have a single one gauge shell and a firearm fit for it
>>573745004>So it's true, huh? You do have a thing for horse girl farts...
Tell me more about Verxina.What's she like?
>>573751319Who is this?
>>573750789So what, double O?
>>573751257But I know who it is, why would I answer with a question? I never watched Jeopardy
>>573751439Chiyono O!
>>573751439who is sakura chiyono o?
>>573751429Eternally seething about being second
>>573751439Tranny O
>>573751439Sakura Chiyono O
>>573745142hell yeah
>>573751221Umama wouldn't say something like this
>>573751473Correct.Pick another.
>>573751613Brackets for 400
Should I finally stop using Windows and switch to Linux?
>>573751685duh
>>573751613a horse is fine too for 400, alex
>>573751730anon... alex is...
>>573751685cam it run uma tho
>peak SEA hours but anon is BASED and makes up a round of jeopardy for the thread>>573751470Honestly? No fucking clue. Saw it as a kid and throughout my life, but never knew the answer to that. I just accepted it as the fact and went on with my life.>>573751685If you like having to fiddle with bullshit to get all games working, yes. If you want things to "just work" then no, keep using Win10.
>>573751613A horse is fine too for 1000
>>573751685if youre autistic enough. (since you play umamusume, the answer would be: yes, yes you should)
>>573751674Who is this?
>>573751721Which distro?
>>573751779Unironically this kind of shit is what we need more of. We need more community
>>573751685If you switch to Linux, you never get to hear Air Shakur lecture you for hours on why you should switch to Linux
>>573751807Who is, Capano Rickey?
>>573751807matafaka
>>573751807the orange rat
>>573751807Who is Fuku?
>>573751829Abso-fucking-lutely. It's simple fun that he went through the effort to make for this gay ass general, and I hugely respect him for it.
>>573751896Fuku isn't a rat
>>573751807Who is... Matikanefukukitaru!
>>573751825gentoowhatever works for you. all the newbie help is written for ubuntu/debian.
>how do you feel about never having to coddle a teenage bratpretty good actually my house is nice and quiet and I can display all my onaholes and fleshlights for easy access
>>573751960I still hate almost everyone here
>>573751960Only gay because of you
>>573751854I'll take it.Pick another.
>>573752057a horse is fine too for 1000
>>573752057Uma for 1000
>>573752007actually good post, starting with the joke and ending with the spoiler.>>573751825wanna be a mega GAYMER tryhard that has NO FUCKING CLUE how anything works but loves suffering? anything arch based.want something super simple that has a disgusting amount of tutorials? anything ubuntu based.
>>573751829Jepardy boards are fun. I've been meaning to run one for friends but I haven't been able to find a decent way to do it with friends with a live board.
>>573752149use a laptop and powerpoint
>>573750847i'll go 400 on uma
So, I got a bit crazy and got lb2 maru speed. Which front runners should I build for the Sprint CM with it?
>>573752078Who is this?
>>573752275Suzuka and Falco are the only ones that make sense. Bourbon and Mayano if you hate your life. Seiun Sky if you REALLY REALLY hate yourself.
>>573752320feet in my mouth
>>573752320Gold City!
>>573752320Who is Gold City?
You guys are nerds, recognizing the dead ass horses
>>573752391Correct.Pick another.
>>573752526dead ass?
>>573752526>What is google image search?
>>573752539Give me Uma for $600
>>573752335>>573752275Let it be known that Seiun Sky is the only uma that can go with just her unique + sprinting gear but you'd really like turbo sprint anyway because this CM sucks
>>573752335Issue with Falco is that she needs a 2nd non-runaway front to ult and a bunch of phase random accels to win so it's very hard
>>573752567Name the uma.
>>573752759who is slow dancer
>>573752759That's not an Uma that's a Jojo Horse! What are we doing here
>>573752759SLOW DANCER JOHNNY 2ND BEST JOJO
>>573752572How good is Turbo Sprint?
>>573752143Will I get bullied for going for simple?
>>573752785Correct.Pick another.
>>573752935Uniques for $800
FUNABASHI SPOTTED
>>573752559>cheating
>>573752935Its a secret for 1000
>>573752970Don't
>>573752836got changed from a final straight accel to just a late race random accel, like old OYLnot great but front runners don't have the same options as everyone else
>>573751760I know, bwo... it's just the name I heard throughout my childhood...
>>573752860you will get bullied no matter what you do because linux people are a weird bunch. do whatever the fuck you want, it's the whole point behind it anyway. hell, start with ubuntu, realize you don't like something about it, then install or change things under the hood and make it your own thing. "distro hopping" is a very common thing
>>573753040bwo, everyone in this thread heard the name in their childhood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvUZijEuNDQ
>>573752974Who is this?
Umama?
>>573753128Who is Hishi Amazon?
>>573752860>>573753048plenty of people go for linux mint for its beginner friendly ease of access and then never progress past it. 99% of people interested in Linux just want Windows without the bloat and since you can't realistically debloat windows anymore, Mint is the best alternative
>>573753128HISHIAMA SEXOOOOO
>>573753128Allen
Am I in a good position?
>>573753128>tfw I have her>doesn't even know thisFUUUG
>>573753128Fourze
Umama is back in /uma/club according to uma.moe.
>>573753169Correct.Pick another.
>>573753330It's a secret for $800
>>573753330Let's do It's a secret ;p for 200.
>>573753274Can you stop pretending to be your own stalker
>>573751348It would be 2-gauge but at that point it's not a shotgun shell, that's the kind of thing you load into an elephant gun
>>573753394We all like him thoughbeit
>>573753448Speak for yourself worm
>>573753380Who is this?
>>573753490REDDIT TACHYON
>>573753490Winning Ticket!
>>573753490i bet its the curren whore
>>573753490DAAAHHHBY
>>573729396Guide for new trackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnYUMKol8M
>>573753490WHO IS WINNING TICKET
>>573753483No we all like him
>>573753483Why so mad over someone cuter
Torena... why do you remember Ticket's undergarment secret so well...?
>>573753515Correct.Pick another.
Look at this "Hero."
>>573752970I need her
How the fuck do you bwos know Tickezo's secret? I don't even know anything about her
>>573753732THese niggas are cheating
>>573753732I sniff her underwear every day after training.
>>573753732I've seen that loading screen popup at least a dozen times
>>573753732Do you not read the loading screen secrets
>>573753732
>>573753680Give me Uma for $1000.
>>573753680its a secret for 400
>>573753680It's a secret for 200
>>573753831>>573753856I'm pretty sure I've read them but I just don't remember anything at all about Tickezo
>>573753694I don't really get it but nice boobas
>>573753962Who is this?
>>573754046oh god i dont know fist of the north star
>>573754046shit it's from fist of the north star but I don't know his name
>>573754046Who is Kokuoh.
>>573754046What is fist of the north star even about bro
>>573754046I'm betting on El Condor Pasa
>>573754046Who is Kokuoh-Go?
>>573754046Why this nigga look so small
>>573754046this is the first question I'm lost on
Uma that would into light ryouna?
>>573754108Correct.Pick another.
>>573754115O-oh I thought it'll be an uma referenced in the show...
>>573754195uma for 200
>>573754240Who is this?
boysex also >>573754328rapidash
>>573754328Who is Ponyta
>>573754328Charizard
team hepatitis
>>573754328Who is ponyta
>>573754328IT'S PIKACHU
>>573754408Team A bunch of shit and Palmer.
>>573754372>>573754413face is too angular for ponyta
>>573754372Correct.Pick another.
>>573754480Rapidash has a fucking horn my man
>>573754480Rapidash has a horn
>>573754480rapidash's fire is swirly
>>573754486Uma for 400
>>573754560>>573754583i totally forgot...
>>573753694I literally need this
>>573754640Fucking RETARD
>>573754625Who is this?
>>573754759Rape horse
>>573754759Who is rapehorse
>>573754759rapehorse...
>>573754759its the rape horse
>>573754759...cart titan
>>573754759Does the rapehorse have a name?
>>573754818LMAO I CAN SEE IT
>>573754818sanae takaichi!?
>>573754759You were at my side... ALL along...
>>573754782Correct.Pick another.
>>573754883it's so uncanny how fucking similar she looks like
>>573754928uniques for 200
>>573754946Who is this?
>>573755070thats easy its digitan
>>573755070Who is Agnes Digital
>>573754942yep ugly both in fiction and irl
>>573755070DIGITAN... LOVE!
>>573755070>easiest question>not oguri ult
>>573755178Smooooooch
>>573755178triumphant pulse is generic enough that it might trip someone upwhereas digitans ult is very unique for her
>>573755085Correct.Pick another.
>>573755241Uma 800
unity buffs rekindled my desire to playthank you cygames...
>>573755282very buono
>>573755276Who is this?
>>573755282Now you can make her for miles without caring about mutating to mediumsand even if you wanna mutate for medium you can get good statsBuono
>>573755401Fuunsaiki
>>573755401I only know it's the horse from G Gundam
>>573755428googler
Reminder that this is an old man general, if you're under 30 you can fuck off to the uma threads on other boards because this place is for us fucking umas half if not a third of our age.OJII-SANS RISE UP....but slowly now, knees and back aint what they used to be
>>573755282I'm glad Bono can easily get her epithet now without having to grief your run.
>>573755428Stop cheating Umama or else I will need to ask for kissies
>>573754759Zanzibart...
>>573755480im 28 but i have arthritisam i safe?
>>573755428Correct.Pick Another.
Kinda defeats the purpose of this when there are bad faith faggots who will just reverse google image for the answer
>>573755401OGURI! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!
>>573755598A Horse is Fine Too$800
>>573755480I'm 29
>>573755597Early onset RA? If so that sucks, I know a guy who has that in his 30s and he just has to live with searing pain in his fingers.
>>573755661Smoochies?
>>573755665Stop being 29
>>57375548048 year oldI love old women!
>>573755678nyes, its just in my right hand at the moment. but itll spread, i know it will because both of my parents have it practically everywhere
Today is world's horse day
>>573755480I'm 27 but my soul is rotten with apathy, am I in?
>>57375548033yo, I wanna fuck fuji and my bro
>>573755661Who is this?
>>573755649Idk about you but I knew all of them except the name of the g gundam horse and the north star horse. I'm sure some freaks actually knew that.
>>573755702No! I'll be 29 forever!!!
>>573755814UOHDKA
>>573755721Oh god, this is why I love Maru too, isn't it.
>>573755814calstone?
>>573755598A horse is fine too for 600
>>573755814Uodka
>>573755814Holy shit I'm actually filtered by actual horses
>>573755878Yup!
Does sprint want 3 aces or are we in dominator era now?
>>573755814Lovecen!!!!
>>573755839Exactly, if you don't know the answer don't reply and if you are one of those freaks have your time to shine and answer the question like real Jeopardy
>>573755968just bee urself
>>573755927You could try matching jockey outfit colours and see if there's anything that reminds you of it
>>573755927its all in the jockeys outfit colors
Boдкa?
>>573755739Surprised it's only one, RA tends to happen very symmetrically on the body.
>>573755927it's right there bwo
>>573755480I am 30 and I love Super Creek.
>>573756002Ya but what fucking Uma is teal and yellow?... Mcqueen?
>>573755963I feel both sad and slightly liberated.
>>573756118Vroom vroom.
>>573753117WE'RE ALL SO FUCKING OLD
>>573755876Correct.Pick another.
>>573755480I'm 33 and I really really really love Stego.
>>573756209secret 1000
>>573756209Brackets for 800
>>573753446GUNSTOREMAN, 1 PACHYDERM PULP PRODUCER, PLEASE
>>573756240Who is this?
>>573756240>>573756276THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
>>573756368tosen jordan?
>>573756368oguri cap!
>>573756368JORDANS
>>573756368ogurinstill can't believe it's her
>>573756368ehhhhhhhhhh
>>573756368
>>573756417>>573756404>secretthat'd be too obvious for Jordan
>>573755480sooo.... 23 and swearing off of 3DPD does not count?
>>573756472>>573756472>>573756472
>>573756110Same, except I will be 30 in exactly 2 months.
>>573756162It's fine bro
>>573756407Correct.Pick Another.
>>573756407>>573756424WHAT THE FUCK
>>573756407WHAT
>>573754437FUCK
God, do none of you actually play the game?
>>573756558a horse is fine 400
>trainers would literally rather play horse lore jeopardy than do careers
>>573756658I'm out of TP, screw you.
>>573754759new girl at tracen?
>>573756635Who is this?
>>573754437
>>573756762bwo the anwser is in the picture
>>573756762anon... the watermark...
>>573756762Would be too obvious to be Goldshi so I'm picking McQueen
>>573756762
>>573756762Why did you leave the watermark, Alex?
>>573755747I forgorpost irl umas
>>573756824>>573756838>>573756839>>573756903>>573756914This is what I get for doing it for free.Pick another.
https://files.catbox.moe/d6bzlo.jpg
>>573757068We should probably knock out some 200s so we don't end on an easy one.
>>573757068secret is kinda hardlet's do Uniques $600
>>573757068unique $600
>>573756485get out of here, fetus, before we wizards combine our arcane might to cast FETUS DELETUS
>>573757156Who is this?
>>573757284SPECHUD
>>573757284Face of the franchise
>>573757284my onahole
>>573757284THE FACE
>>573757315Correct.Pick another.
>>573757460Unique 1000$ it is
>>573757460its a secret $200
>>573757460[BRACKETS] for 200
>>573757489Who is this?
>>573757602Okay I actually don't know that. Ardan?
>>573757602my wife's non-wife outfit
>>573757602Who is Wedding Air Groove
>>573757602Wedding fine motion?
>>573757602I'm guessing wedding Fine
>>573757683Correct.Should I move to the next thread?Pick another btw.
>>573750853Event chains got worse in MANT after the patch too. I kept doing MANT every day after it and Fine Motion would finish her chain with Speed Star maybe once every 10 runs. Seriously.
>>573757793yes and finish off uniques
