Anon edition>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg (embed)>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>573623720
were so back
I didn't cry today
>>573751992I'm proud of you anon. I only did a little bit.
Augur
wewcome honowed gwest 2 da biwfplace of ouwe dynastie!
>>573751543I wonder what would happen if we went down for a whole day.
where the fuck do I go to watch jeopardy>>5737524764chan was down for a few days when that hack happened and when it came back up everybody just resumed business as usual
>>573752476We would be forced to go into the chinese mines for gameplay
>>573752547hulu sir
>>573752318Good post>>573752220Good wife
>>573752648for free
>>573752318so true
>>573751992Good job nonnycupcakes!
wives
what took you so long ergies
>>573752220have you ever been assaulted?
>>573753321gaming
>>573753024Stop falseflagging weirdo
Fuuuuck I love baiting yous here it's so fucking easy you guys are so predictable
gg [cringey boss nickname] good job getting past [minor setback] i wasn't sure about [routing decision] but it worked out i considered [item x] but went with [item y] please pay attention to me
>>573751543walking around someone for a backstab is always so comical. Miyazaki is truly a visionary
>>573754932yu should try to make teh cumminuity better
>>573755823You idiots don't deserve a good community look at what you've fucking done to the placeThe mush/terr/devil/gock posting will continue until morale declines
Why is Comet so powerful? Using Comet Azur isn’t even fucking necessary. Holy shit. It just melts everybody. Take both the cerulean and viridian hidden tears and you’re spamming 30+ Comets in a row at people. In PvP it is the funniest thing ever. >BSSZZHRT>BSSZZHRT>BSSZZHRT>BSSZZHRT>BSSZZHRT
I like mush/terr/devil/gock
>>573756254Spamming gravitational missile + fleeting microcosm is even funnier
>>573757250dlc spells are for fags
>>573757487Why? Spamming twin moons is also hilarious, and Miyazaki doesn’t know how to balance spells for shitIn fact he has a habit of nerfing perfectly balanced spells until the weaker versions are even better than the end game versions, and stars of ruin has worse tracking power than star shower lmao There are spells more broken than pre nerd stars of ruin in the game RIGHT now and fromsoft doesn’t care
>>573755035They say that>>573755823Do you look like that
>>573757867pre nerf*
>>573757487Retard
I’m actually shocked that they haven’t nerfed Gravitational Missile yet.
GG ding ding dogs
>>573758093kill yourself
>>573758124Gravitational Missile being able to explode instantly like it does currently is probably unintentional desu.I mean we had two other cases of stuff becoming broken when aimed at the ground with Rolling Sparks and Wall of Thorns…
Glintstone Arc is part of the Hierodas conspectus right?All those turquoise sorceries like Glintstone Pebble are part of the Karolos conspectus right?
>>573753740I have not. I've had mostly good experiences with people, especially as an adult.
z
Wylder needs a buff
>>573758826>Glintstone Arc is part of the Hierodas conspectus right?Yes, anything saying it is for sorcerors that travel abroad are Hierodas. Karalos are variations of comet magic with pebble being the smallest of all meteors.
executor's smell needs a nerf
but that’s his defining feature…
>>573760701>Karalos are variations of comet magic with pebble being the smallestThat would mean Azur is truly the most foundational sorcerer of all, given that the overwhelming majority are teal colored or single projectile focused.
what's terr's defining feature?
>executor/wylder fanboys have arrivedThere goes a comfy thread. Get ready to see these retards fight each other again for the 5 billionth time.
saar you are the saar benchod bloody jeet
>>573760951>That would mean Azur is truly the most foundational sorcerer of all>A sorcery of the Karolos Conspectus, the most venerable of the academy. This was the product of a failed attempt to create a new comet.>the most venerable of the academy.
remember when you were young?
you shone like the sun
>Thread dying>Someone spamming to keep it aliveGuess having 3k hours in this game gives super brainrot.
shine on you crazy diamond
>>573761406you did it anon you saved the thread/killed the thread/angered people/got attention/whatever your goal was
>>573761149>the most venerable of the academy.But it’s not. Rennala’s is the most venerable. She kicked him out, took over the academy, and her spell has the higher INT requirement to boot.
>>573762245you're retarded
>>573762245She’s still a flesh and blood human. Azur is literally the stuff of sorcery itself. She’s outclassed.
>>573752220>>573751992*hug*
>>573763154*hug*
>>573762976Onze is smarter
mug
>>573763415Onze is just Lusat. “Argh- cosmic forces too scary- must retreat to cave!”. Azur and the Crystalians are seemingly fine with their condition. The type of glintstone might also contribute to this.
>Guys my comatose mummified sorcerer is way cooler than the terminally depression warped into dementia sorcererBoth of them are gay retards and glintstone sorcery is literally a ponzi scheme to trick people into turning themselves into rocks
>>573753024I yearn for Limgrave exploration its been a while. Body type? Keepsake? Weapons?
I didn’t notice the Onze and Lusat comparison before, and now it makes me think that Sellen is coping about his self imposed isolation.
dont you cryyyyy toniiiiiiight
>>573763571One is clearly vibing. The other is scared. This tells me green glintstone = good, blue glintstone = bad.
>>573763905>VibingMy brother in christ the man is dead, either literally or philosophically
>>573753024Crazy how built you are for me...
>>573763571Remember that this is a comedy fantasy game first and foremost>I aspire to be like the grandmasters of old…>*camera pans over to a pair of senile rocked out boomers*>Uh that’s kind of weird… >You just wouldn’t understand *goes limp*>I’m putting a stop to this- Rennala in her youth probably
just like the white winged dove
>>573752272is so lame and raped...
>>573763571Both are cowardly that is all, and you could say they are so asshat ascended they don't care instead of just being cowards. Either way they are dumb. Lusat looks like he is in an opium den like a junkie.
>>573763571>>573763794>>573763905>>573764136>>573764216Kek this game will always find new ways to make me laugh
>>573756179>t. raped threadshitter>>573760993being brown and raped
Stop debating rocks and get into the queue
>>573764351It’s cowardly to accept and embrace the full brunt of the cosmos? Nah. Nahhhhh. Fuck you. Ymir was right about the moon being a lazy celestial body. It’s too nearby and too uninspired. You’d have to be a total pussy to never go farther into space than that. Typical woman, Rennala. Men were the ones who went into the dark woods. Not women.
The fucking lorefags have crawled out of Reddit
>>573764136He's overseeing the academy spread its teachings to demi-humans, the other is a crystal fiend. If they are to be seen as the top end of the academy they come off as propagandist drug addicts. >>573764510Its cowardly to ascend like that and do nothing with it.
Return to Rock
we will rock you
>>573764575could be one guy talking to himself he tends to get like this when things slow down
>>573764585>Teaching a bunch of 10 int demihumans is good actuallyHow about no, demihumans literally roll around in their own shit and use garbage as weapons, teaching them to do anything is comically retarded. If they were of value to literally anyone they would have some sort of society. Instead, they have less than even the ancestral spirit followers, a bunch of fucking gorilla hippies.
>>573764136Nah. He is floating wisely just like the other crystal dudes. Too chilled out to care. >>573764585The winning move is to not do anything. Like that one episode of SpongeBob. The magic conch.
>>573764665I love inland empire
TICKING AWAY THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY
Unlucky Northway
The Karolos bully the Olivinus I think. For going against the Current. You’ll notice that while the Karolos are all hanging out with the Demi-human queen Maggy, the one and only Olivinus is yards+ away teaching a class of low iq Demi-humans.
>>573761171>>573761293>>573761707Good song I remember when I first discovered it I felt pretty cool
>low iqBoc is not low iq. He speaks eloquently, and has skills befitting that of the gods.
psycho killerqu'est ce que c'est?
>>573764856>>573765104They aren’t all retarded. The ones at the Hermit Village managed to reverse engineer one of the Abductor Virgins. That’s got to speak for something.
>>573764665slutge posts are so cute
>Glintstone staff styled as a scepter. >A gift once given to the demi-humans to foster peace, >it can be wielded even by those of low intelligence.>Sneered at by fools in the academy.>Sneered at by fools in the academy.I’m still confused by this lineIs it foolish to consider demihumans low in intelligence, or is it foolish to consider it a useless catalyst?
There’s a demi-human queen in Altus somewhere who has no staff but has gone berserk with purple eyes or something, and I’m sure there’s a lore reason for that.
>>573765617the academy are full of snobbish elitist pricks that think this shit is beneath them even if it works, kinda like the people who played this game too much sneering at haloslop even though it clearly works and is effective even if you're mentally retarded
>>573765617it's foolish to spend more than 2 seconds of thought on a fucking item description
>>573765860>and I’m sure there’s a lore reason for thatYeah she’s too retarded to cast Cometshard properly and she’s having a total meltie over it; she probably broke her staff in frustration
comet shart
>>573765974loreniggers HATE this dangerous trvke
swift glintstone shart
How much more difficult of a fight would a fat Malenia be Assume she has scarlet rot braps and an extra large scarlet aeonia, leaving behind a crater
I didn't cry today but I still got drunk
>>573766328Waterfowl would consist of her tripping and rolling over the player.
Not everyone needs to be made fat you know.
>>573766714Let anon have his fun
>>573766328hahahahah fatty trooncake
when is diddybluds coming out again?we're more than halfway though 2026, they've announced it right?
>>573766714I very much disagree. Ser Artorias would have been a much better boss had he been overweight and hungry.
>>573766924network test in a month or twoEmulators in X years.
Would Miquella still love Radahn if he were fat?
fat artorias...
Fartorias… forgive me… *braps* …mmm… *grumble*
>>573767256me kek
If you’re fat, or have ever been fat, your chances of living a happy and fulfilled life lower exponentially. This is actually an understatement.
>>573767718would
How many times has Bayle consumed the consumer and been reborn?
>>573764856>How about no, demihumans literally roll around in their own shit and use garbage as weapons, teaching them to do anything is comically retardedAnd yet he sits in their town willing to give anyone his signature spell while some academy goons proselytize to the demi-humans. The academy is trying to groom the demi-humans into their fold just like whoever is giving them all the golden order heirloom weapons. >>573765104If you look past the spell school surface level of the conspectus' they all serve a function for the school. They are all specialized in different areas beyond just their spell. There is a whole conspectus designed around being soft spies or agents in foreign lands and then their spell suite is developed after the fact to accommodate their role. It all boils down to getting new students and eliminating threats with the iron glove.
If you’re on 4chan, or have ever been on 4chan, your chances of living a happy and fulfilled life lower exponentially. This is actually an understatement.
fat
>>573767897Considering the Bayle we fight is the same one missing limbs from his duel with Placid Dude Sex, zero.
>azn face
>>573768694He’s called the oldest of dragons. That means he’s older than Placidusax.
gg ergies
>>573769485gg
>>573769056>>573768823would
>>573769914I am also desperate and have shit taste
>>573770089brother
>>573764892Calling...Calling...Calling...
Get into queue
>>573771198name?
>>573771307FF
>>573764892commie pseud game
>>573771307Gonzalo Tapia de Mina
>>573771307terr
why didn't you ult when we were aoeing the jellyfishes
>>573773951They don't count as kills.
GG Sleepyjoe>>573773951I had no ult
>>573773971I can't believe it
>>573774052Do you really want to give duchess 45 stacks of attack up
BAAAAAAAAAYYLE!! YOU MAY HAVE MANGLED MY LIMBS, BUT YOU ARE STILL BROWN AND A TRANNY!!
>>573774076We got up to 28 in the blood ruin
gg gregsters, man artorias is custom made for that duchess invis attack buff, poor guy never stood a chance
GG dreglordI don't have proof that the damage bonus on duchess ult is less effective from the hornsent shades but it sure feels like it
gg terr
God Bless
>>573778139gg but man I couldn't see because I was laughing too much when this happened
When I lock in on Nightreign I keep biting my tongue like some kinda bruxism.
>>573778559nice boobs
>>573778240Is the bird seriously not fully invincible during his ult windup? Holy shit that's sad.
>>573778774Not the windup but specifically when he is about to hit the ground. Many videos around where bird simply dies because an attack connected at that moment.
>>573779002I wanted to say its that bug where I roll off and I got clipped at the perfect time the ground explosion goes off, but I do the damage and mini stagger him so yeah maybeThankfully I had just used that aromatic so no harm no foul God Bless
>>573751543DS veterans and Skyrimnormies are basically the same people>They hate traps>They hate the increasing complexity of combat>They hate the increasing complexity of the games’ RPG mechanicsThey hate the latest games for the same reason. DS1 supposedly has “methodical combat” even though it’s the most brain-dead game in the series aside from DES, and the level design is “godlike” despite the notorious backtracking. Even the complaints about runbacks are stupid
>>573779721>They hate the increasing complexity of combat>DS1 combat: Roll and attack>ER combat: Roll and attackIf anything combat has become less complex with L2 slop
>>573779721You clearly are someone who has only come into the series by Elden Ring. You don’t have the perspective of playing them within the time period of their release and seeing the influence they had on gaming as a whole. Games age is such a dumb argument, like of course they do, nothing is timeless except your retardation
>>573780137ER is so much more than just rollslop. Turtling has been nerfed, and builds are more interesting. I mean, DS has what, 3 builds? The level design is better, too. DS1 still has the “empty hallways” problem, though much less so than in DES, but it’s still noticeable. Bosses and PvP combat are also brain-dead. I noticed this recently when I killed the Sanctuary Guardian with a sub-optimal character. He only had like 4 attacks, and that’s because DLC bosses are more complex than base game bosses and have better resistances. The game’s difficulty is a joke.
>the level design of ER is better than DS
>>573780482No, ER brought in a lot of Skyrimnormies. And look how they target the best parts of the game, like Radahn (both fights) and Malenia. It’s funny that the complaints about the second Radahn fight are mostly from butthurt Radahn fanboys whining that the guy shouldn’t be a gay loser. There’s less talk about the gameplay, which is also just whining, since ER and DS in general also have bosses that are worse than Radahn, and no one bitches about those issues as much as they bitched about Radahn.
>>573780607>Turtling has been nerfedDon't people kill PCR with shieldpoke cheese?
>>573780686Yes, ER has more intricate levels with better pacing and level loops. The Stormveil dungeon is about the same size as the entire Burg dungeon (maybe even bigger), and it manages to have better pacing, enemy encounters, and traps than the other one. But “muh master key” ER is still better because of the chests, which are even more interesting than the Master Key as a gameplay mechanic.
>>573780905>intricate level design>the run from red wolf to rennala is literally run up some stairs and take an elevator >redmane castle is a 30 second roadblock>they give you like 50 ways to skip the run to Rykard since it’s so embarrassingly bad>lyndell literally has 5 bosses crammed into one location
DS1 doesnt have the gay horse. DS1 wins.
gg libra that run was kinda funny
>>573781130>Anor Londo>full of empty corridors>it only has two interesting set pieces, both of which came from DESThe Painter Trap and the Archers are pretty much the only interesting moments in that dungeon. Leyndell isn’t just bigger—it’s much better in every aspect, from level design to boss design. Just because it’s a “short” dungeon if you take the fastest route doesn’t make it a bad dungeon. Unlike DS1, which only has like one path. I’m not one to complain about runbacks, but the runbacks in DS1 are much more painful, and the game doesn’t even have the boss gate respawn mechanic from ER
lost bastille
>>573781298gg scuffed right from the get go at least it wasn't ed
pls requeue
>>573781298You're beautiful
>>573781298gg, very unfunny recluse invader
>>573780905You lost when fell back on using stormveil to defend ERs awful structure
>>573781340Well done on outing yourself as an Elden Tourist. The room before O&S houses so many memorable moments for so many people
>>573781443>>573781356strugglekino...>>573781436*Spins*
>Big empty spaces > Smaller, intricate areasDid SotE not open a lot of people eyes to how bad Elden Rings open world is
>>573781673Other than the bullshit pointless finger ruins, SOTE was mostly fine
DS2s illogical world map > Elden slop ride torrent for 10 hours
>>573782010In my attempt to do a deathless run (I lend my PS4, btw), I did a torrentless run and it went fine. The game just doesn’t spawn Malenia, and when it does, the cutscene takes place in Limgrave instead of where you are. Anyway, the game is still faster than DS1 because it has shortcuts, and none of them require a master key. The game has so many different paths; there are like 6 ways to get into the Nokron Dungeon.
>>573782010To this day I don't get why people get their panties in a twist about the inconsistency of DS2's world. Why the fuck should I care if the goofy ass fantasy world isn't 100% consistent when your character can't even walk off the path?
I'm gonna queue for 1 game
>>573767572Did Zorbese win the dice roll?
>>573782786me too but in 10 minutes
>>573783123why not 0 minutes
>>573783154im eating breakfast
>>573783207ok
gg ed balancers
no it wasn’t
gg don't do this to my poor unc heart pls
>>573784315we won anyway and I still had my 6 7
>>573783236*burrppppp*queued
>>573784358Can't believe I got hit by that grab, no tdbdn in that fight with slow weapons is miserable
1/3 m'lords
also why did you 2 so adamantly refused to bring LLTBT, that could've been easier with one of us acting as bait for a single balanciaga
>>573784529I do not support the LGBT
>>573784529I had to fill up my slots with damage negation because im a nigger and keep getting hit
>>573784369No you didn’t >>573784358
>>573784603LLTBT makes them (and worm) not target you at all, that's better than any damage negation
>>573784603Thats the exact opposite of the whole point of skipping Less Likely for ED balancers. You stack pure damage and kill the birds as they comes in and you only ever have to deal with one bird at a time. It also hinges on knowing how to deal with the worm, but honestly you can dice roll that and probably be fine.
>>573784529I dropped the lltbt club for the night 1 boss then one of you picked it up and I never saw it again
>>573784915I swapped it for my own weaker LLTBT since I was still doing ranged mostly, you could've picked that up
>>573784826>>573784651Ok, I will keep it in mind for the next ed balancer run
>>573784358Post the double grab before undertaker got downed
1/3 vanillaI’ve gave up on the MMV dream. I’m also sick so I might play bad
>>573786326Fellow sick anon, get well soon.
textbook
god bless
>>573786381g
ggs gladius, all the power and like 5 wending graces for normie dogs lol
>>573786381b
>>573766328I have always wanted a STR oriented female super boss who's more on the chubby side. But miyazaki is too much of a coward to do it. Closest thing we got is maneater mildred who's only a npc invader.
>>573784529LLTBT is for faggots and if you can't win without it then you're a z tier shitter
>>573787691They just did though
>>573781673true>>573782010they both kinda just sucked
>>573767083I don’t feel that’s true.>>573768207I’ve been here for a while now and I feel that seems true.
>>573780771radahnfag is ironically some of the most memorable to be extracted from this franchise>>573781130got him there
>>573771198Who is that cutie do you look like that
Soz my six sense when away in one go to the thing then I got stuck in a bad position on the rerun and im sick and the sun is too hot
>>573788324retarded ass indian simp
>>573788372why are girls so weak
gg cold horse
>>573788478>>573788324That's a man
>>573788650why is terr playing raider
>>573788690he still had his crit build going on so it was more like fat executor
>>573788795>fat executorHot...
ggs animus, funny wipe at the invaders i panicked and ran in the wrong direction lmao
GG EDBugs. Didn't expect to kill gnoster there lmao, sort of happened. Also didn't knew ult could cancel animus nuke like that.
>Gnoster dies first>Acknowledge the suffering to come and resign myself to itGG hotbugs
>>573790349I kind of fucked it up by being extremely greedy, I wanted to buy pots and then get both the invaders and the leonine in the scholar ult, I shoulda just stopped and killed the invaders
>>573790423You are a brave one to have repeated evasion cause lower negation on relic line.
>>573790518That line is fake news and between scholar parry, feint, and dodge I have enough defensive measures for it to never matter. Once you get over the scare of it popping up when you panic roll, you stop panic rolling. I'd never run it on Duchess though.
hello?
>>573791509whats up dude?
>>573791509asuh bruh
>>573764404Oh yeah keep the (You)s rolling baby
any queuers?
who's asking
I'm going to vomit this morning for sure
GG Ezdel. Cursed tower not giving us legendary drop for first boss. Also Van Gils you have to use your ult to make that jump from bridge to crystal.
>>573790660Does the feint not count for repeated evasion?
>>573792309stop drinking, if you're not then stop being sick and/or pregnant
>>573789235Gross as all fuck you mean >>573788390
>>573792309why were you drinking?
>>573793145I just felt really awful and anxious
>>573793274drink makes anxiety worse in the long run anon
time to terrorize the queue with my edited relics
>>573793360show pic
>>573793360I'm expecting 16 Ruptured Crystal Tears
>>573793407>>573793427queue up and see ;)
>>573793360Dormant torch kino?
>>573793360perfume scholar?
>>573793360Ballista Duchess?
g
gg duchess, not you wylder for going off alone for the entirety of day 2
>>573794083why would you need to edit in ballista duchess?
I LOVE YOU POOPA
>>573794817cry nigger
>>573793274>>573792309Don’t do it we care about you
>>573795484qrd?
Anyone else saw SGDQ ER run?
no we're not trannies
what he said
>>573797119link me
>>573797119I'm not transitioning
>>573797250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kR-n2q6mg
>>573797297>lilfaggyno thanks
>>573788372uoh sludge
>>573788372how long have you been on hormones
>>573799538he's so f*ucking cool
the night is over
>>573798631>>573798876Doesnt sludge have a ton of hours in Football Manager games? she's a peculiar one
>>573800029Don't bring up her boyish behavior, that can hurt her.
>>573800351>>573800029>>573798876See >>573788671
>>573800223uoh come to brazil rev-chan
>>573800810I want to give them a big hug
fanart poster is so weird and lame and brown and raped and stupid it makese sense everyone hates him
>>573800223Ummm… why is she…. you know…..
>>573800894There are two fanart posters who post the same art, porn included. If one dies, the other will continue. Metal ERG: The Twin Posters.
we're getting silksong dlc before the fucking duskbloods
>>573801652I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK ABOUT SHARTBLOODS!!!!
>>573802348this, now queue up
>>573802467who's asking
>>573802528me
>>573788690xhe needs to play the other brown character in true cucktrarian fashion
>>573802528A C-tier
>>573799804exebucks are so gay and lame
>>573802908Excitedly putting on a wedding dress for your husband to be is very cool
would you still queue up with me if I was brazilian
>>573765617Understanding of spell craft isn't necessarily about having the highest intelligence. Glintstone is merely a medium by which the energy of the lower realm can commune with the energy of the upper realm. Studying glintstone academically can help you commune better with glintstone, sure, but it isn't the only way to. The academics at Liurnia are so caught up in their way of doing things, that they aren't willing to look outside of it.The base power of the Demi-Human Queen's scepter is actually *more* powerful than the base power of the standard glintstone staff. However, the queen's sceptor gets outscaled after a few weapon levels, or a handful of intelligence levels. So it may appear as though the queen's sceptor lacks the potential to perform truly great sorceries. However, it could also be that the academics aren't researching fully into the matter, neglecting a potential path.
>>573803461practice...
Slept a lot. Needed the sleep. Gaming.https://files.catbox.moe/p2p4dd.mp4
ggs harmonia
ggs I lost my eventual greatness to mohg in the silliest way
GG Harmonia. Surprised you didn't took those claws with magma up north near end of day 1, even with str respec on duchy would've been great with how many atk up on two armaments you had.
>>573805785yeah I probably should have, I used this funky ice storm axe for most of the run only to go back to another kinda basic looking raptor talons
>>573803461extremist...
>didn't took
damn that was truly my bad, game crash at the start really took the momentum out of me, also really stupid of me to expect like three +18% negation will help me survive oneshot
what did the Z tiers wipe to this time
working on a new build idea, tldr: vykes/florisax + guard counters and i'll be blocking with a shield consistently for the first time since dark souls 1but, how does armor work. i'm so used to fudging it for fashion with talismans and crab that I genuinely don't know if heavy armor is even worth anymore, I never have enough END to try it. and the few times I did it was dogshit. im seeing the same numbers as I have with dragoncrest tali in the builder so im not enthusiastic, but then again it shouldn't be too bad with barricade great shield?
a win is a win but man was that a bg
Gg caligo, all those downs were all on me, only damage negation I found was on milos sword and it was tdbdn.
NTR > STR
>>573809536I've had a lot worse. My deaths were to stupid things.At the beginning, the Zalmor was 1 hit away from death, I tried to strike him form the back, but as he was doing his frost breath, and little bit of the AoE hitbox covered some space behind him, and killed me.Against the death rite bird, he finally managed to clip me after a bubble formed, distracting me. I was trying to avoid both him and the bubble. And then I died just as the bubble took me, so we lost Augur too.Against the godskins, the fat one put up his fire shield. I tried to get close to him in order to avoid the fire, but it was too late, I got 6th sense sideways...into more fire, which killed me.
if a close win is a bad game what is a good game
>>573809536>>573809620Also, just to explain: I didn't want to run away from the zalmors at the invader camp, because I noticed one of you didn't collect orbs. There was no reason to leave the orbs behind. I could distract the zalmor, while you collected the orb. But then I got a little greedy and tried to kill the zalmor instead of running, which gave him the opportunity to kill.
everyone stopped queuing?
>>5738101407 gaols
>>573810321I'm taking a little post-game cool down.
>>573810321i'm killing myself head in the oven
>>573810574same bestie
>>573810462>"7 ripe gaols"
>>573810574@grok stop him
>>573804695creasy webms are so weird
>>573810574
>>573811014No need to freak out. It's just a cute girl dancing and singing. You'll be ok, anon.
>>573810321Going to be in queue for few more minutes, if no game I'll play something else.
gg coldstore, at first I wanted to do a fist build but then I found so many two-handing damage I just decided to do something else
>>573811492ok but no one asked for this information, just say gg then shut up
>>573811739gg then shut up
>>573788372you fucking chud
>>573811492I wasn’t in your game but that is how I feel when I get that merchant with 3x two handing buffs in there. It’s also why playing Executie is kinda nice cause the cursed sword counts as two handing so even if you have no weapon to use and a shit load of two handing buffs you can use that and swing for a lot of damage. I’ve had runs where my R1s were hitting for 1000 on the cursed sword and it uses so little stamina that you can do like 10+ swings before it runs out
>>573811887>executie
>>573812049Yes she’s cute
>>573812349
kek homo
exekike
anyone in q respond now
>>573810574That’s not how that works>>573811014Greasy is weird in general >
>>573810462I dont remember making this post, how strange
GGs Cursed SSB Run. Couldn't make it to invader cathedral, almost no offensive drops. Claws weren't really doing as much damage as I hoped. IDK how to deal with hammer balancer with slam puddles yet.
>ignored completely twicefine fuck you and your discord circlejerk general, you won't see me again.
>>573785173>inb4 8h hours laterI just got back home
>>573816190>8h hoursminor_spelling_mistake.gif
>>573816179Sorry anon your post wasn't complaining about jeets or troons and some schizo babble so it wasn't acknowledged.
Helloo The Duskbloodgies
i am gonna queue but you wont like who it is
>>573816705it's okay cupcake we only hate your posts and you as a person
>>573812472>>573812349>>573812049>>573799665>>573788372wtf you look like this????
threadschizos are the most opressed minority
affirmative actions towards threadschizos when?
>>573816179What posts were ignored?
>>573817254Shut up terr
threadgirlies
threadkikes
threadonaholes
>>573817563Cute….
threadophiles
>>573819029>trishtina, clapcake, slutge…
threadGODS
>>573821863the ergfs
>>573822109free use ergfs…
gg way too much struggle to be classified as kino, was it just me or did LLTBT do almost nothing? I still had multiple condemned on my ass like 5 minutes into the fightalso terribly laggy day 1 despite being host with bosses switching target mid-attack
so meowerful...
>>573822325nightmare lobby from hell
>>573822109>>573822292eeeerm... only if it's consensual ok???
>>573822838of course
>>573822806indeed, this was my other game from earlier today >>573816190we still won but I can't say I carried the newfriends (other than pinging LLTBT and harassing them if they don't pick it)
nonconergfs
>>573822325why is hamu sorry? the queuers who only lurk are strange bunch
>>573823451some sort of abused tranny nonsense i reckon
>>573823451the Z-tiers love chunguzzling their names
>>573822325LLTBT has no real effect until a riot spawns which allows infighting, otherwise the condemned functionally behave as normal, chasing after the person with the least effective (or no) LLTBT
>>573825710If everyone has it landmines will spawn under the rev summon instead of a player
1/3 vanilla
>>573823451Probably felt bad for screwing up a game. She uses the apologetic bow a lot after runs. It’s cute.
>>573825710>>573825938we all had a blue LLTBT, only noticeable effect was libra traveling across the map after a madness proc chasing after the condemnedmaybe we didn't get a riot event, but that would've been strange given how long the fight took
am I fucked if I play on PC and love invading but don't want to install seamless?
6/7 chocolate
>>573822325Even with LLTBT the condemned might attack you during the riot, usually once it starts you want to pull libra to the other side and leave them to it
>>573825207>chunguzzling
>>573792508Feints aren't real dodges despite having iframes, so yeah, it doesn't count.
>>573803461BRanderson...
*Enters /erg/*
>>573827143backstabs u
>>573826771yeah that's what I did, using my bow to draw libra aggro away from the main stage, but most of the time I had at least one condemned on me who refused to leave even if I didn't attack him at allironeye condemned robbing me of damage negation at full HP and upliftings with a single arrow plink was hell too
erg boys wearing nothing but helmets
queued again, had to chill for a bit after such a stressful run
>>573827143Armor too bulbous>>573827059Almost cute but weird face
>>573827017Cute I miss this show
nightmare dogs
Welp, good expedition, bad boss fight.I think drawing aggro hurt more than it helped. Every time I thought I had a shot at a dog, it would run way, escaping my projectile. And then every time I tried to catch up to the dogs, I would get hit by a back swing or dead angle. Ironically, I'm better fighting them when their attentions are on me, than when they're not.
new creasy dropped?!
>>573829024You are right, my bad.
>>573829238Don't feel too bad. A player better than myself would have adapted to the situation sooner. I didn't realize you were drawing aggro until we were pretty much doomed, and I checked your relics while on the floor. I switched to the rapiers, and put away the horn. But by that time, it was too late. Also I'm mad that as soon as I got up, I fell again, because I couldn't see where the dog were. I literally swiveled my camera around in a 360 looking for them, saw nothing, and then suddenly they're plunging on my head.
>>573827143Imagine actually, unironically, using a curved greatsword for any reason
ggs libra
gg smelly goat
gg baphomet
GG GG Baby baby baby goatI'm starting to think my sandbagging duchess build isn't sandbagging simply by virtue of paying Duchess
bg nightfarers 3v1 ganking is simply unfair
gg baal
>>573831193>paying DuchessShe's not like that.
>>573831920Duchess will restage your orgasm for only $50 more
>>573832185Wrong, she's too classy.
>>573831920>>573832340That's what she said to you because she knew you were too innocent for her services. You're not like her and the men she sees.
Did everyone get tired of Nightreign at the same time?
gg cold dog that was a spicy oneI was worried when we all died to ravine crab but we pulled through. Wasn't sure whether to use the holy weathered straightsword or the pike with sacred ring of light but it ended up not mattering
>>573833931Still nursing the wound from my last loss. It was the 25th game of my streak. Still under half of my best streak.
we're at 'tiff 931
>>573833931Looks a decent chunk are taking a break. I've been pretty down lately and it's making my gameplay extra sloppy and terrible, so I've been playing with randoms because then I won't feel bad for failing and playing badly.
>>573833931I'm still in queue but the interconnected weaving of the blocked results in longer queue times. I have like two people blocked and am blocked by at least one person.
>5bar as wylder on dreglordnt that was very bad, also no damage whatsoever
I don't wanna play anymore
>>573833931it was my idea first
it's weekend where the fuck are the regulars>van gils + dust (ED balancers, close win)>van gils + hamu (ED libra, close win)>abrukuma + zyzz (dreglord, wipe after like 15 mins doing zpds)time to uninstall?
pilot the haloslop hamu or we'll make sludge do it
>>573834682maybe exedalit is more your speed
Time to pick up a nintendo switch 2
which 3 Z tiers just wiped to dreg
>>573834372Hope you get blocked by more.
least annoying dregs fightnot featured sixth sense taken by a giant wormface from behind when negation at full was off by 1 HP
>it's just bellend and z tiers left on the pw Dark.
>>573835084I agree I sharted on ed libra really badly but I dont think I did that bad on ed balancers. Would you rather have no one in queue?
>>573836078and I don't even play that much anymore
im queued
>zyzz (bird)
>>573835084would rather have a chink rando over van. he crumbles to anything that can be identified as a moveset.
>>573835882"Full HP" in this game, isn't fully consistent. For the demerits where you build up poison or rot, you're allowed to be slightly under full HP, and you will not build up anything. But for damage negation, if you're even 1 HP away from full, then you don't benefit.
>>573835882>mark wearing off instead of popping>ironsissy a mile away plinking a zombie>no one in melee>multiple wormfaces because dps is so low>backing away from his long range ovehead attacks>playing birdMan do you z-ters pay attention at all when getting carried? Stay the fuck close to dregs and focus on staying behind him. How many times he did the triple/quad lines attack to your zdps squad.
>>573833931Not exactly I still queue for the odd game, just taking a break and playing some other stuff>>573835084See above
>>573836153don't get me wrong it's not like I want you out, but part of the appeal of the password (at least for me) is getting games with the people I've been playing with for months and getting each other's backit'd be more tolerable if games were you + a regular, today was specially terrible in this regard hence my complaining
>>5738373053 times and that was just during phase 1 lol
i'll probably play nightreign next weekend
>>573837305glad i blocked most of z-tiers
>>573834372name?
>>573834698Dsg posters such as >>573834217 look like that and do that
GG Balancers. Apparently the revived pink harmonia did her nuke without even reviving one of the balancers, who was just lying on the floor, which I didn't even know could happen.Also in the future in that scenario please clean up the trash mobs before attacking the invaders so I can recast invisibility
gg white birdos
good bait or does xhe think that is good shart?
>>573839725>>573839561
a delicious cone
dustina so sex...
>>573836829Kinda harsh but I get it, I don't have many hours. I probably will not queue the pass anymore. Thanks for the games and gl next
>>573841389stfu and keep queueueueueing with us
>>573841389that was just a threadshitter pay no mind, I probably was even worse when I started queuing here
>>573841389Do not fall for the fucking retards who don't play and are just here to make the thread worse
>>573841389good riddance
ez pests.Sorry about the second invader camp. I got confused for a second and though the ping was inside the camp. I ran inside and immediately realized I was mistaken.
gg hot colddog, kinda stinky 2nd day circle but what can ya do
wylder believes in an order defined on ethnic grounds
Forgot to save my ult for Caligo and didn't predict the instant second crystal cast award GG
>>573841389Dont feel attacked by threadshitters they dont play the game
>>573842779That's the narrative that threadshitters want to push. But I don't believe it. Because half the time I get into a disagreement, one of the players will start spewing the same rhetoric that the threadshitters spew. Their anger makes them forget themselves.
>>573841389I dont really care how many hours you have or what rank you are as long as you're making an honest effort
No one will ever be as bad as venomous nemesis, and as long as you're not that bad nothing matters
I want to carry hamu and bwehh and rank up to d6
I won't play bird anymore.
I want to buy Elden Ring but the jap niggers won't give me a discount. Is the DLC worth it too?
>>573841389Some criticisms thrown at you are legitimate, but they are trying to help you get better. The mean things are just threadshitters from previous (dead) games that this general acts as containment for; They have not moved on in life from a video game, pay no mind to their antics.
>>573835084>wants "strugglekino">complains when xhe gets itTime to uninstall unc
>>573844929It's the best and biggest dlc ever
>>573844929It's one of their worst DLCs*
>>573844770The bird can work fine just don't play him as a ZPDS drain on the team, make sure you have phys+ on your deeps, run the +str/dex line, etc.
>>573844770just copy what extremist does, he's pretty good
>>573841389*hug*
>>573845202When they say they want strugglekino they mean creasy or cupcake tier
>>573844770Good, hes dead weight even when the best ergies play him
>>573829795DS2 was the only time curved greatswords felt good since they hit like small explosions.
>>573846283>wants two players better than himMakes no sense.
>>573846651He means he wants to play with F tiers not Z tiers
>>573846825oh I see xhe wants xher kin
>>573846056>>573846107>Using double balancers and night invader relic and having no utility, shitier dodge. Whats the point? I rather play Wylder with additional hook shot, bleed on hook, spread fire when you ult, faster ult charge, sixth sense but slightly less DMG.>>573846293This anon gets it.
I could carry the Z tiers. Van and HAMU, queue up
>>573846976What's the point in not haloslopping/beastslopping?
Babies
>>573847721literally me
>>573841389please just learn boss movesets. i dont understand how some of you guys fought 100000 different magma wyrms and tree fatties during elden ring and then you 3bar to them in nightreign
>>573847254There is no point. Every game should be caster, beast/halo slop and Ironeye.
>>573847202Best way to carry is to either go all in on survivability or all in on damage. damage is better but then its just less fun when you cook everything in 30 seconds.
1/3
These are blatantly cheated but he didn't die very often. Maybe devil should switch to raider if he wants to be an immortal zdps CEO?
>>573848758I hate chinks so much
>>573848758>starting armament inflicts frosthuh? why that of all things
>>573848796wtf how did you know he was chinese
>>573848890they have no honour
>>5738485713/1
>>573846056there's no reason to play damage bird over wyldermanthere is technically reason to play zdps bird over zdps wylderman
>It's another episode of elf/mush obsessing about their rapist
>>573848758well done
Demon's Souls and Bloodborne are Sony IPs. Takeshi Kajii (SCE) wanted Demon's Souls. Shuhei Yoshida wanted Bloodborne. FromSoftware were essentially contractors for them. Sony didn't want to make any sequels.Dark Souls and Elden Ring are Bandai Namco IPs, but FromSoftware publishes Dark Souls and Elden Ring in Japan. Bandai Namco were the publishers of Dark Souls and Elden Ring so Bandai Namco got most of the moneyThe Duskbloods is a Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive that will be published by FromSoftware in Japan and published by Nintendo worldwideFrom has publically stated they have started self publishing immediately after Elden Ring. Shareholders and investors are mad that Kadokawa gave a slice of the profits to Bandai Namco by having them be the publisher for the game outside Japan. That ended up being a billion in profits they felt the company could have kept themselves if the CEO had chosen to self publishBy the way Miyazaki is personally to blame for killing Bluepoint since he personally blocked them touching Bloodborne after they shit up Demon's Souls.>FromSoft president Hidetaka Miyazaki wanting it to happen, but not wanting "anyone else to touch it." Miyazaki has previously said he's not "opposed" to a PC port of Bloodborne, and acknowledged that other FromSoft developers want to make one,https://www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/sony-was-ready-to-approve-a-bloodborne-remake-but-fromsoftware-turned-it-down/
not reading all that
God BlessThe Hunt for Crease October
>>573850349gg. Raahn's swords were tempting. I almost picked them up, but my gut told me I was going to fumble the pest fight with those things. Dunno why exactly. Some vague notion of them messing up my timing. But I trusted my gut.
>>573850280The Bloodborne remake was never promised to bluepoint. It's not Miyazaki's fault if they died.
>>573850349Based Extremist making old people references too
What the fuck is wrong with randos
>>573846056he's just completely not worth all the drawbacks
wow 3bugs
>>573851991They're chinese.
I will not eat ze bugs
Have you ever considered the bird not too bad, but Wylder is too good?>Zero FP ranged bleed hookshot that can revive one bars>Sixth sense so you can be asleep but still play the game>His ult can revive three bars but also deals the most stance damage in the entire game
>>573853638had a weird ironeye momento>ragequits the moment balancer invasion happens even though we had a solid start taking out a 2invader POI early>comes back, griefs a 1bar revive while boss aggro isnt even on him>later on he drops his inventory in the spirit shelter and quits (again)strange behavior but we did well without him anyway
>>573851991Depends on the random's,what happened ?
>>573850750true but that’s the random text wall shitter for you>>573844929nopewait for a discount
>>573804176You can apply this same logic to the meteorite staff as well. The nature of intelligence in general. Wolves can cast Comet. Space bugs and space cows can cast truly massive sorceries. Sorceries might be more instinctual or innate than learned, up there. Perhaps this is what the primeval current enthusiasts try to reach. Making sorcery a part of their very being.
phew. tough Caligo fight. Missed the storm cancel by this: |__________| much. She leapt a lot farther than I thought she would.
>>573848796>>573853638>>573848962Warranted and understood
>>573847721Is it any wonder women love him
Astel is actually a high iq alien. It could be a Raya Lucarian lecturer if it wasn’t so damn enormous or predatory.
>>573850280>Miyazaki helped put another nail in the coffin of westoid woke activists larping as game developers sending them back to McdonaldsUhhh... BaSED?
>>573854893astel is canonically female
so bvsed
>>573854940Say what you want about Bluepoints aesthetic taste, but you can't say they aren't skilled developers. The make high end graphics that run smoothly. Which is more than what can be said about many other developers.
I need to leave the queue after this game. I'm getting too many games back to back. I need a break.
>>573855447ok. bye foid
>>573850750>>573854324>>573854940>>573855310Why did Bluepoint DeS get so much hate again?
God BlessFast dragon
my jump button is stuck on my controllerI can't stop jumping and i have to dig my nails into the side of the button to unstuck it
gg babyligo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrLVKC3s1bwchasekino is back on the menu.
>>573855717Think of it like this. Would you let the audio engineer of your favorite band fix the composition or redo instrumentals? No. So why would you want the devs who are just there to remake the engine and port it to new hardware to have any artistic impact on the original vision? They fucked with so many designs, not to mention completely redoing the color pallette. IDC how much you want to call it brown and bloom or whatever gay buzzwords. Demons souls ps3 has an iconic look to it.
>>573856701There's a smithscript shield???
>>573854704He's the perfect husband.
>>573837815Why?
>>573858003hello
gg colddog
gg. ok that's enough gaming for me for one day. Kind of sad I lost my streak earlier. But already replaced it with 5 more wins.Also 4 out of 7 games today were Caligo.
>>573858863>Also 4 out of 7 games today were Caligo.sorry you had to go through that anon
>>573858913The last game yesterday was Caligo too. Today started with Caligo. Caligo closing, Caligo opening. This dragon is obsessed with me.
>>573858003another week of heat + footy + new game
>>573860920what game? can we play together?
>>573860920practice misses you
>>573860920cc...
How do I become popular too?
>>573860920ah yes the soccer semi finals innit? england vs agrentina
stop being parasocial on an anonymous image board
stinky cc
1/3 soccer is gay
>>573861548i know that's you duck, stop calling it soccer
>>573861548>>573860920The Miku curse is on, she's going to be Argentinian soon.
So lame
>>573861641So cute
cc why dont you avatarfag in that post
>>573860920Stop calling it footy just be normal
>>573861641eh? thats what its called mate, you got the soccer world cupp going on now but the footy grand final aint till September
>>573862010>>573862380Leave her alone
>>573861641You guys started calling it soccer then took it back.
why do racist grown men avatar with anime girls
agp
Stop seething about basedcism
looks like randos dodge balancers now
>>573862719Groomed on a discord.
gg 2bugs not a single bow drop that entire run
kikebugs
>Rec starts up placidusax's breath right as the killsat starts upSad to see, GG 2bugs
>>573866498the uh, the what nowTuT
>>573866608Gnoster's beam from the heavens that swatted you out of the sky while you were already locked into the animation with no way to do anything about it
>>573866708oopsie
>>573866773It's the sad fate of anyone trying to use the incantation given it lasts 500 centuries
>>573866708>>573866958Just have damage negation while casting spells x6
>>573864603I derank back down to 3 to avoid the amount of dodging that happens in D4 and 5.
>dodges balancers>brings haloslop and skillslop just to make it through pestsis this fulfilling for the average chinese citizen?
>>573867378chinks love beastslop more than haloslop for good reason too, it's objectively better
>>573866608>>573866773you're beautiful
>>573867516Depends. For non holy weak bosses beast claw is the clear winner. But even a godlike run that you snowballed off of beast clawing everything to death won't save shitters from ed gladius. they need to be able to delete it before it can even phase change or they auto 3bar.
>>573867726beastclaw doesn't miss doe
>>573867726beastslop is way more consistent and is powerful all game unlike haloslop that needs to rely on teammates not being deadweight or risk a night 1 wipe if you're unlucky
>>573867718jeetpost
>>573867378You have to understand that chinks don't actually understand what a game is. They believe that achieving victory no matter the means and no matter the occasion is a moral action and so as a result they derive pleasure from cheating, even moreso than the average child. They cannot comprehend why anyone would not cheat, the idea is genuinely alien to them and cannot form in their heads.
Is erg slowing down?
>>573868146yes
>>573868146I can't tell because I've recently set up a bazillion filters to rid myself of most of the retardation.
>>573868247thats normal
>>573868247smart man
ping it all you want Im not doing any of the roaming boss versions of the village POI's
>>573868436They're fine... except the omenkillers.
>>573868817Lightning town sucks dude
>>573869030What's so difficult about kililng some ancestral spirit worshippers that literally don't even roam?
>>573868146no this is our regular activity when it isn’t being artificially inflated by resident arguing chimps 24/7 like it has been for the past few months
why am i always the fucking red? like surely i'm not the only one who solo queue...
>>573860920cc give footy
God Blesshe never stood a chance
>>573869927Slutge loves footy maybe slutge would give a good footy
>>573869927>>573870669footjobs?
>>573870762Soccer
>>573870762flopping sport for women.
>>573870959most women aren't into ball games though
>>573868817naur they blow
>>573871018They tend to be into soccer.
fune weapon
>>573871340gg erg girls
BG regular dogsNot because of anything anyone did, but because regular dogs are lame
1/32/31/3Has it ever been more over?
>>573872309>Missed the bus twiceLmao
>>573872309Duos are queuing
>>573804695please upload these webms as litterboxes instead of regular catboxes
>>573873079Why?
>>573872309I'm playing rn
>>573868146Saved by guy playing Elden Ring for the first time on Switch 2 TBA
>>573873746thank you for saving erg
Souls games can only be saved if the community finds out where Fromsoft gets their feedback fromThere has to be some sort of japanese reddit, because all western feedback gets straight up ignored
>>573873746>>573874154
>>573874249yuri is forbidden
>>573874249You're a girl kisser, you like kissing girls don't you?>>573874280Boys hate this one secret
C-Tier queuing for 15m.
>TWO regular dogs in a rowWHY
gg cold hotdoglets, that was a close one!
Got Heolstor
>>573873642because litter is for temporary files while regular are saved permanently forever and i doubt anyone's going to look at that webm ever again so it'd be wasting the hoster's space
>>573874914autism
>>573874987putting the shopping cart back is not autism
this broth burn my bloody benchod fuvk
>>573874914They are gone after 2 years
>>573874249now this is ergie culcha
If this is a third normal dog in a row I'm going to nuke japan again
>>573875429Which erg girls do you think kiss after runs?
>>573874154contributing to its ruination*
>>573864603>now
Lol I found a 40~ view "review" of nightreign that definitely has a ChatGPT script
>>573875493cupcake and roxy
>>573875886link me
>>573876089https://youtu.be/KWyODhYQtLE?t=109timestamp is where it becomes super obvious.also just full of misinfo and sweeping generalizations with no sources and vague "criticisms" that aren't well explained. very ai coded though the voice is real i think
>>573876021cupcake teaching roxy how to french kiss…
GG Heolstor. For Mountaintops, it sure was very lucky one.
rip bullied Heolster
Rare dormant + improved weapon type. Though this would be better if it was on normal instead of deep relic.
I should learn to read and double check. 2 int post.
>2 minutes>noone joinIs it truly over?
>>573871104No
im qd doe
>>573877253>>573877304omw
It's Monday innit
drunk
>Finally win the coinflip and get hotdogs
>>573877253>>573877304liars
finally abnormal dog
>>573874280>>573874249All lesbos are bi anyway >>573875886There’s an AI covering everything under the sun at this point the deluge of garbage is unreal
I want to rape Madison
>>573877751i need a shower then i might queue
>>573877519You shouldn't even be able to get base form of most bosses in D5 anyway. Just for Libra, hors, and balancers maybe. The rest should always be ED.
>>573877781retard
