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ryan LOVE
shit opfunny thread gimmick (jeopardy)go fuck yourselves
Mun!
>>573756648Smooch?
Umas for 1200
this thread sucks
>>573756624>>573756658I'm literally out of TP you pathetic sack of shits
>>573756775then invest in a bidet!
>>573756624>>573756658Nyo
Why is Umama seething >>573756648You ruined it by googling shit anyway
>>573756796THAT ISNT EVEN A JOKETHAT DOESNT EVEN REMOTELY WORKAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LUNA-CHAN GODDAMN YOU
Who the FUCK is umama
>>573756162IT's all good bro
>>573756969umama? umama luigi?!?!
>>573756969One of the thread personalities
>>573756952Anon if you have a bidet you don't need tp it does work...
>>573756969Sad faggot who seeks validation in the thread all the time
>>573756952tp means toilet paper bwo
>>573756969YOMAMA
>>573757061 >>573757020in my part of the world it means "teleport"
>>573757078Rice wouldn't say this
>>573756648>Doesn't call Heliostranny threads shit>One thread without him and he calls it shitNoticing
Digitan LOVE
>>573756969What all umas strive for
when are we getting lobbies like these?
>>573757267Why are you seething Umama, on your period?
>>573757253I really need to commission pregnant art of my Umawife...
>>573757273when umama stops being coy
>>573757253
>>573757273Be my host
>>573756472Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573757054
>>573756472Alright, 885k. 100% safe for this week but gonna need to remake at least two more aces to be safe next week at this rate.
>>573757349>coyHe openly does lewd shit in the thread gwo
this thread is beyond salvation
>>573757427
>>573757548Umama kiss
>>573757427fusu
BROSBROOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>573757584
>>573757690
>>573756969Club hopper
Tachyon LOVE
>>573757532cutie>>573757584cutie fusu
>>573757882>hopperHe joined Uma&Co only to poach someone from there
>>573756969faggot who spawncamps any CM practice room posted in these threads, repeatedly joining them and ruining it for everyone
Rape
>>573757940W?
My account sucksID = 426739447626waiting on Ai-chan... I love her
I don't know what you guys were talking about, Throne is decent in Unity tooIt even helps with SP, meaning you can run fewer races
>>573757979Would be fine if he didn't fucking suck at the game anyway but he's a retarded whale and can't win for shit in the rooms anyway
>>573756472Is meta card Kitasan Black up to reroll for? Or when do i start playing?
aint it kinda fucked up that Cygames has a really good UI for all of their games except for their most culturally relevant example
>>573757960Continuing Jeopardy Here.Who is this?
>>573758108AH, TAMAMO CROSSO YA
>>573758108THE GREY MANLET
>>573758108Tamamo Cross
>>573758108Who is Tamamo Cross?
>>573758108THE BEAST OF KASAMATSU OGURI CAP
>>573758108Who is Tamamo Cross>>573758086GBF's UI is horrendous dogshit. They tried to fix it and made it worse to the point where they gave an option to go back to the old one
>>573758108brokie
>>573758079Kitasan is old and won't be rerun anymore, reroll on the 1.5th anniversary.
>>573758062right, but are you gonna borrow it over Nice Nature/Smaru ?
>>573758108micropenis short king
>>573758135Correct.Pick another.
>>573758331A horse is fine too for 200
hey guys, i love mar-chan
>>573758331amond eye $200
what the hell are you yapping about?
>>573758108BIG PP
Why do you all keep choosing when you know you weren't the one to get it right?
>>573758373Who is this?
>>573758490halu ulala, ganbare masu
>>573758086>classic feb at 900 speedWhat
>>573758490ulala
>>573758490HALU ULALA
>>573758490https://files.catbox.moe/d6bzlo.jpg
>>573758490pink horsie never give up
>>573758490ULALA
>>573758489This general is built upon selfishness
>>573758531In JP you run 18* speed sparks for the speed uncap so your speed is always gonna be above curve
>>573758490
>>573758513Correct. Pick another.
>>573758228>NN WitI'm lucky enough to have her MLB >Smaru I don't run fronts
>>573756648Damn you're feisty today
>>573758652its a secret 600
>>573758212When is 1.5 anni?
>>573758693Ok, at least you can recognize you're not the average player and can make odd deck choices
In two hours I will be getting high and fucking Mirako Tenga for 4 hours non stop
>>573758612No, it has nothing to do with sparks. You get 2 dreams which gives you, by default, a full 5 stack on whichever training you want, twice,
>>573758719Who is this?
>playing jeopardyI'm going to work...I'll leave my ID here so you all can make fun of it ID = 426739447626
>>573758752Check the schedule in the OP
>>573758825Biwa bighead
>>573758825Bighead Hayahide
>>573758825Guessing Jordan again until I get it right
>>573758825Shichi?
>>573758801No you wontyou will cum once, go "ah man..." and then open up Relink for the 3rd time this week
>>573758825Banana
>>573758859Correct.Pick another.
>>5737588182 dreams every year*
>>573758986Brackets for 800 please
>>573758986Are'nt they supposed to answer in the form of a question?
kingu love and devotion
>>573759062Alex is tired
>>573759062Fuck your mother trebek
>>573759021Who is this?
>>573759062Pasa SEX
>>573759150THE FA-wait uhhhVega?
>>573759150I have no idea. Shichi?
>>573759150Smart Falcon?
>>573759150Genuinely no clue what the fuck
>>573759150Fuji Kiseki
>>573759189How could you not know your AGP umas bro
>>573758829What type of club are you looking for anon? There are B+ clubs open. If you're looking for an A i think you're out of luck. Might want to hit /vm/
>>573759287oh dang, that makes sense
>>573759287Correct.Pick Another.
>>573757253>>573757371>>573757725I did this
>>573759309How is Vega an agp uma??
>>573759456Ask >>573759373
>>573759521I just thought that the Revue part was appropriate for her.
>>573759385200 brackets
>>573759385Secrets for 400$?
>>573759385ALMOND EYE 200
>>573759624Who is this?
>>573759596Cheval needs a cheerleader alt
>>573759429you did this?...I did this
>>573759737rudolf
>>573759737groove?
>>573759737Rudolf
>>573759747
>>573759737Roblox
>>573759737Me, because the emperor uses me as her path with her divine hooves.
Torena, torena on a call, who's the chudest of them all?
>>573759737who is kaichou?
>>573759756Correct.Pick another.
Will the real Umama please stand up
>>573759893
>>573759338anything would do really, just bored of grinding solo
>>573759839
>>573759886almost eye 600
>>573759949Ahh, nothing brightens up a room quite like TMOO's severed head.
>>573759949the forbidden beheaded onahole
>>573760070Ayabe...
>>573760062Who is this?
>>573760139desu wa
>>573760139makween
>>573760139fat fuck
>>573760139sexo, desu wa
>>573760158Correct.Pick one. I need to take a break will continue later.
>>573759980Heres a B+ club.>>573757412ExcelUma also has spots i thinkAnything else higher i think you gotta go to the other board, everyone's full.
>>573760214>Space : SShe's ready for SRW
>>573760314Thank you for the fun thread activity trebekanon !!!
>>573760314brackets for a g
>>573760314In case I pass out before you come back, thanks for hosting!
>>573760314200 secret, have a nice break
>>573758829holy three goddesses those tits almond eye really looks like that?
>>573760314Thanks for the fun! Will have to go as well!
which umas would have horsecocks and whos the biggest
>>573760520all of them and they're all umazingly massive
>>573760610>tattoosbe glad because it unironically increases the chance that's a woman
>>573759949doto would do this
>>573760610Umama sex and kiss
>>573760682Which umas would be tatted?
>>573760610I prefer when the cosplay is canon
>>573760878probably that uggo shakur
>>573758086Anon I'm sorry to say but Granblue is the most culturally relevant cygames Game in Japan and even then the UI is complete dogshit
>>573760872It's just him samefagging
>>573760872On the upside, the thread has been really easy to use lately
Life on 200 Wit is not knowing or bothering about any of these general characters. I don't give a fucking shit.
>>573761262Umama control your urges
>>573761262>use used goodsNo thanks
>>573761393>used goodsBut she's pure...
>>573761436Spiritually used goods is still used goods
>>573761130Whoever this cosplayer is I'm very pleased that they wear pantyhose in every costume
>Uma introduces a new way to buff old characters>immediately buffs the fat chud that was evergreen and didnt need extra buffsbut why
>>573761634face of the franchise
>>573761634someone needs to eventually replace oguri as the most hated uma in the meta of all time
Anyone got an up to date CM skill tier list? The one I used before died
>>573761634best part is that Teio got a dogshit buff in comparison to sell spechud even harderfunniest shit ever
>>573761787what the fuck is a CM skill tier list
>>573761787>CM skill tier listLOL retards actually used shit like this?
>>573761787huh???just pick what works for your style and the distanceavoid speed star because it doesnt work outside of miles and sprints
>got a good inspi? get good summer or fucking dieOh yeah Trackblaze is so shitCan failing a career count as clear for the event?
>>573761797Retard
>>573761787bro... just buy the second or first half skills depending in the style your uma has
>>573761919Yup. I did one real one, got shit sparks and then didn't race at all the other 4, got the title
>>573761826>>573761837HEY GUYS TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE MAKING A... TIER LIST OF THE BEST SKILLS IN UMAMUSUME PRETTY DERBY AHAHA YEAH I KNOW VERY ORIGINAL ANYWAY TODAY HERE'S OUR SPONSOR RAID SHA-
>>573761919Yes
>>573761926a 1.2 second accel is dogshit retardbwo
>>573762008Yeah it's totally bad gwoKeep living in your delusions
>>573762000Hey advo man, can I fuck the orc lady from Raid Shadow Legends yet or no?
>>573761615i wish shichi was actually like this...
SPECHUDS VS TEIOFATSFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
cygames only started to buff old umas because they want to make bignig Suzuka busted again
Umama chose violence today
Shaka Shaka Shakur
can't sleep because i'm too hornywhich uma would let me hit, no questions asked?
>>573762349curren if you're old and fat and baldingteio if you're just fat and baldingdoto for everything else
>>573762349One of these
So what inherits do fronts use for sprint cm? If I'm just bringing one because I'm dumb. Seiun sky and... Vbobo?
Ive heard that Special week is a top 5 uma now but I havent seen anyone use her
>>573762476how have you not added spechud yet
>>573762271suzuka...
>>573762560i've seen her in roomsand shes won each time
>>573762573It's your list, add it yourself
>>573762613mcqueen...
>>573762613Where did her skirt go...
>>573762623I'm dedicated to trolling umama you troglodyte, I can tell you yourself are not so serious
>>573762691>I'm dedicated to trolling umamaProof?
Will the upcoming half anni have an Uma selector and will Rickey be on it?
>>573762680My wet paizuri slave
>>573760436I am BackWho is this?
>>573762589bullshit, youd have found that notable enough to screenshot
>>573762771taiki's shuttles
Rice buff when
>>573762752
>>573762754only a ssr card picker from missions, no other pickers both free or paid
>>573762802nyo? you're not me
>>573762613
>>573762813Correct.Pick One.
>>573762754half annis dont have uma or paid selectorsthose are for full annis only
>>573762827The paid vouchers are bundled with paid carats for 1.5 I believe
>>573762820We already know you're friends with her V
>>573762913finish off horse
>her>she
>>573762771Who is taiki shuttle
>>573763059She's a girl yes
>>573763029Who is this?
>>573763085that's a good question
>>573762240I still remember when people were speculating that Sunday Silence would make an appearance in Cingray based on a tweet made by Kuzumi
>>573763059>hersheyChoco time
>>573761262This buckwild reply to a conversation celebrating a lack of ERP is so absurd to me I almost feel like I'm being trolled
>>573763159Silence Suzuka
>>573763159nige orange
>>573762415>teio........ i don't want to destroy my ears, anon....
>>573763271Correct. Pick One.
>>573763264Almost like the attentionwhore only cares about attention
>>573763365200 almond eye
>>573763353>>573763467Smooching Umama
>>573763223Bonbon erotic female.
>>573763482Who is this?
>>573763552NORTH KOREAS UMA
>>573763552bakushin o
>>573763552gold city
>>573763552CHOWA
>>573763617My pov to you
>>573763535She is a well-oiled machine
>>573763654chowayo.,..
>>573763606>>573763626Correct.Pick One.
>>573763756almond eye 1000
>>573763813Ill take that as 400.Who is this?
>>573763901who is EL CONDOR PASA
>>573763901Umamusume A
>>573763901ERRRRUUU CONDORRRRR PASAAAAA
>>573763901Eru....
>>573763909CorrectPick one.
>gone for one day >there’s fucking Uma jeopardy
>>573764048SECRET FOR 400
>>573764086Who is this?
>>573764189YOSH
>>573764189who the fuckit can't be mayano
>>573764189mayacchi
beholdthe weirdest sprint parent you have ever seencurren nuking the affinity tho
>>573764062Just give yanko the donut...
>>573764189mayano toppu gun IKUYOOOOO
>>573764189
>>573764284Smooch?
>>573764002Why does this uma arouse me so when she's not showing any skin or acting particularly seductive
>>573764241>>573764261Correct. Pick One.
>>573764350how do you even know wtf
>>573764298He’s already 517 kilograms
>>573762680
>>573764284Nobody cares Umama
>>573764450Hand it over
>>573764379It's your yamato-damashii speaking
>>573764380[BRACKETS] for 600
>>573762680>>573764469must breed
>>573764439So where is it
>>573764518I think it’s funny how the series hints that each Uma musume weighs around the same as their irl counterpart
>>573764556Who is this?
>>573764638cafe
>>573764638Who is cafe
>>573764528Boys are best when they're bold
>>573764638cafe?
>>573764638The cutest, flattest, hottest sundayman spawn
>>573764638
>>573764643>>573764651>>573764662Correct. Time to end this.Final Bracket.Who is this?
>>573764792Who is taishin
last one's comingwinner takes all
>>573764792Taishit
>>573764818How about you kiss me
>>573764792The best Narita
throne is pretty good for unity 2.0
>>573764792UWAAAAAAH TAISHIN TESTO
>>573764792UWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH TAAAAAIIIISHIIIIIIIIIIN
>>573764551But I'm american..>that pictureDamn, now I'm even more aroused
>>573764871she's so flat
>>573764792Who is "the uma with the worst racing silks of all time"?
eat shit
>>573764815>>573764831>>573764871>>573764907Correct.Congrats to all of our winners. I will do another one in the future. But my club has first dibs.
>>573765059AAAAIEE THE PROTAGONIST IS HERE
Why the fuck do I only get matched with the team Mejiro?
>>573765059Smooch
>>5737650597 and I rape you
>>573765094erm... where's the final jeopardy question???
>>573765138You can't post that
https://e-hentai.org/g/4044159/7b93bb41e1/
Hey, real quick. Take a quick look at this cute Palmer!
>>573765094thanks truthfully that was very fun, have a nice night or day depending of timezones
>>573765059Hatewatch wit check failed
>>573765138You can’t post that….
>>573765138Mayacchi is for lovey-dovey, not rape.
>>573765189Bro... look at the bottom of the report list...
>>573765138
>>573765240Gyarus aren't cute
>>573764893A fun and efficient card that got shafted by terrible planningWe wont get to use a group card for a full scenario until Twinkle Legends
Why won't Umama smooch nonnies did she found someone
>>573764704Suzuka and Stego are even flatter than Cafe.
>>573765174Final Jeopardy.What was the first Japanse trained uma to win a G1 outside of Japan.
>>573765296
>>573765321The crystal ball said you would be wrong today.
>>573765059
>>573765359Uh Eto Can I phone a friend?
>>573764528>>573765240>>573765368must breed
Mayano Top Bride
>>573765359I googled it and would have never guessed that answer
>>573765359Who is Stay Gold?
>>573765359mm the donna in dubai?
>another france vs argentina finalsboring as fuck, the (((elites))) should write better storylines
>>573765359Who is Seeking the Pearl?
>>573765359Stay Gold. Hong Kong, right?
>>573765359El Condor Pasa?
>>573765430>used goodCuck
>>573765359oh, and fun fact, Digitan did it the same day Stego did, just hours later. But Digitan doesn't get props for it.
>>573758839Thanks homie I see it's the 14th, what am I looking for if rerolling here?
>>573765519Correct. It was Seeking the Pearl followed by Taiki Shuttle the next week in France. Stay Gold was the first Japanese Bred horse to win a G1 outside of Japan.
imamusume
>>573762758
>>573765613The more I read about Digitan, the more I’m surprised she isn’t more popular
>>573765641the actual must pull banner is a week later when part 2 drops
>>573765359It was Seeking the Pearl, then Taiki Shuttle, then El Condor Pasa right?
>>573765660nta but fuark, this hag keeps getting more and more impressive, even her death was hardcorethanks again
>>573765613Only thing that matters is the first or the fastest gwo
>>573765613>>573765703Because he's shit
>>573765765maybe you should fucking kill yourself, huh? what do you think? maybe fucking end your own life.
>>573765359 >>573765094>Final Jeopardy.Thanks for your gimmick anon, hope you had a nice night, upcoming day and weekend!
>>573765693No amount of perky, rain-stiffened nips will convince me to go to G*rmany
>>573765703she's cute as hell but i think her personality can filter people, she's basically a trainer in uma form
fuck the TT asshats making me rebuild my team early
>>573765813Not until Forever Young dies
Stay Gold really is the most overrated new uma, all that horse did was jobbing a decade and his "racetrack terrorist" shit is just a bunch of rumors with no video evidence, they even had to send him to a country with way less power level than japan just to make him win something
>>573765916>is an Uma otaku that gets self conscious when the same energy is directed at her What’s not to love?
>high temp going down at the end>min temp going way up at the endlove me weirdly spiking temps
>>573761825>very sexy, one of the prettiest umas in the game>somehow fumbling harder than falcoHuh?
>>573765191>pregnant, lactation
>>573766028Based
>>573765191The sequel is Blacked/QoS shit.
Teasing Umas about their stinky smelly cheesy vinegary girlfeets and making them super flustered!Gold Ship: *Takes her socks off and looks around nervously, knowing that I'm going to tease her for having stinky cheesy vinegary feets*Me: *Giggle* Cheesy vinegary--Gold Ship: Sh-Shut up! I-I-It's normal for an active girl--Me: OH! So you admit you have stinky smelly cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dip Doritos corn chips picklejuice feets! <3Gold Ship: GRRRK! I... I-I-I-I-I-I...! J-J-Just shut up...!
>>573766064This in freedom degrees please?
>>573766036not sure either, at least there's more to appreciate this way
>>573765741There is a reason why she often hold the globe in the game.Truly Miss Worldwide.
>>573766114>Gentil's onahole
>when mejiro dober(the horse) is in heat, she cannot be stopped unless she gets medication pre-estrus, so it had to be tracked closelySoooo what happened to Uma Dober
>>573766028Stay Gold only get hyped up because his kids were far better than him, and the Uma gets hyped up by those that want to fuck someone short or who want to call Stay Gold a male Umamusume.
>>573766280Oh my god you just reminded me.If Tamamo cross can have pics of his breeding attempts, are the equivalent in Uma musume being that of onaholes shaped like their vaginas?
>>573766210https://e-hentai.org/g/4044167/b859866b7d/
>>573765693I'm gonna spurt
This brat has surprisingly wide hips.
>>573766231welcome back girlfeets poster
>>573766326>this >and mejiro Dober is still alive No one better get any funny ideas
>>573766270kino...
>>573766371Yes
>>573766421is Seiun Sky the most cucked uma of all time?
Do newfags here really can't get past the panda? Imagine linking the regular page unironicallySAD!
>>573766270The funny thing is after he won his G1 in France, hs team told the press to keep an eye on Taiki, stating he was better than Pearl. Which wasn't a lie, Taiki completely outshone pearl in Japan.
>>573766247Digitan LOVE
>>573766518i will also marry and impregnate seiun sky
>>573766418made for birthing litters of little nibblers that'll chew up her poor nipples
>>573766171https://e-hentai.org/g/3887619/967a56a7cb/
>>573766594>invite Digitan to my place to celebrate >she enters to find the entire home covered in her merch
>>573766231gold ship wouldn't say this
>>573766518Why would she be?
>>573765948I made my sprint aces two weeks ago and haven't had anything else to do sorry
>>573766532>misandrist is addicted to cockEverytime...
>>573766735
>>573766532
>>573766805Boy Uma: Upgraded
>>573766532DOBER TRAINER!HERE IS THE LAST OF MY TRAINEE’S ESTRUS PILLSUTATEKUREEEEEEEEE
>>573766903Would she do this?
>>573766763
>>573766903>breeding with an ugly uma Shit taste
>>573766386Ning*n pee is dirty*!*unlike uma pee
>>573767120proof?
>>573767120meant for >>573766735
>>573767151>proof?Girls look cute when peeing.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5236533https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9343219https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5705068
>Computer has reached the point where it can only handle 1 (one) task at a time otherwise it softlocks for a minute until it dies>Takes a lab 5 days to fix my faulty motherboardWhen would be the best time to stop playing? After the 1/2 anniv?
>>573767386>g*rmanOf course.
>Dober and Digital shilling https://e-hentai.org/g/3880340/8327f56b54/
What kind of hero is this...
>>573767156I like the inherent angst of umas graduating but haven’t been able to express their feelings for their trainer and are too late because their next trainee/Light Hello confessed
>>573767575Damn that'd be brutal
>>573767575I enjoy the "uma confessed but were turned down for whatever reason" angst, but you have good taste
>>573767570It's true that trainers shouldn't fuck their trainees.
>>573767493>no attempts to refute>ad hominemI formally accept your concession. Let it be known that trainees look cute when peeing, involuntarily or not.
HAI HAI SEIUN SKY
>>573761797The funniest shit ever is le deio sdebbbuuuu being the sole reason they loaded her kit with the most useless navigation skills known to man, and of course she doesn't have nnav/nsm
>>573767570>woman moment, ruins your life for her own amusementNot a fan of this kind of yandere
>>573767386>>573767880Peeing on Flash
>>57376802112 children.
her name is scarlet
>>573767570>>573767876Clearly bullshit? I am not that much into selfinserting but like the people around the umas in their careers were urging the trainers to hook up with their traineesWhich is kinda questionable(?)>HEY TRAINER, DID YOU FINALLY BANG NICE NATURE? COME ON MAN, DO IT
can ignited wit + prudent pos work as a combo or do you need dodgin danger?
>>573768249Ignited Wit can trigger late. Prudent and Dodging are like 99% guaranteed to trigger right out of the gate.
We love flats
>>573768313Wit is better than prudent?
>>573768249dd is what makes your uma move, if you have nothing left to buy you can get a little value off of ignited wit/prudent on races where you starts in an outer gate but there's no combo between them to speak of>>573768313prudent and ignited wit have identical conditions
>>573768220https://e-hentai.org/g/3183944/ee068eeb2a/
>>573768231Imagine having the entirety of Japan wanting you to bang your trainee. What do you do with that pressure?
>>573768249lane movement skills push you whenever you're strafing the thing about DD is that it forces you away from the rail while normally you would try to stick to the railpp wit would only work if you're starting in the outer gates>>573768368It's complicated, iirc wit lasts longer but the effect is weaker which is for very autistic reasons, good.Just grab whichever is cheaper, both is for insurance in case one overlaps with DD (which changes your AI to move to go outside)
there's still only 23k people above the retention line? i thought the balance patch saved the game?
are ignite pwr and spd good?
>>573767386>urinating with panties still onthat's just going to create more laundry
>>573767445Can a nigger get some advice with regards to FLATLINING?(lust provoking image)https://twitter.com/Daimei550/status/2076130886635188281
>>573768231>listening to paparazzis and other traineesNever fuck your trainee.
>e-hentaiSurely /uma/ can access exhentai and unlock all that extra porn right
>>573768608I barely see anyone updating their TT teams lmao
The beer I'm drinking has a horse on it, which uma is for me
>>573768735No loli porn
>>573768821Sugar Lights
>>573768735Glowing post
>>573768723And what about umas that raped their trainers like Scarlet and Goldship(debatable)?
>>573768735I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that after I get past the panda
running is Shichi's love language
>>573766532wait, there are heat pills control? my trainee told they don't exist
>>573766456I bet those feets are just LOADED with stinky cheesy pheromones! <3
>>573768821
>>573768910>implying they'll risk their careers and causing their trainers to go to prison
>>573769102that's why they do it during the hot springs trip
>>573768936You want Grass to be amused at your cock...?
>>573769007>Coal Shitty
>>573766552>>573768735we heard you the first time
that's it! anyone else attending the uma wrangling class to learn trainer self defense?
>>573769007okay, you can run and I watch
babymaking sex with Doto's obscene titties
>>573769221Yeah
>>573769213>not reporting to the police
>blacked pajeet didn't get sniped you faggots said /uma/ was good now
>>573769418Ardan's tits are outrageous
You've been a good trainee, and we've grown awfully close recently. Please come over and have dinner with me and my wife sometime.
>>573769191Love her perfectly round head_
DID YOU KNOW THAT DOTO LOVES MARES!
So would you or would you not have intercourse with your uma musume trainee? Please remember that your words will be printed for all of Japan to read, including your trainee.
>>573769330C.B. torena...
>>573769505funny, I also love mares
>>573769505finally a relatable trainee
>>573769418>>573769449Ejaculating on Ardan's tits.
tried an experiment and no you cant just statbloat Open leauge you really need midrace
>>573769537No. I'm only into grown women pretending to be uma musume. I would also accept uma musume pretending to be grown women, but I don't believe they exist.
>>573769537I am in a loving relationship with a trainer who trains at a different academy, you wouldn't know her
Don't you think it's kind of rude and borderline racist that the shopping district is stocking up plain raw carrot to give because Umamusume likes it. It's like living in a city of a planet with 13% human population and the alien shop owners are giving away plain bread that are inedible for aliens to every human buying stuff from their shop.
>>573769704something like this has a far higher WR in lobbies and its a bad sign that MANT is better for open leauge
post something cute
Hi guys I came back from work can I have a (You)?
>>573769842>>573769704ok you can do a little stat bloat if youre late
>>573769835the aliens should be hotter then
>>573769929You posted my wife so yes
>>573769919Girls who are (almost) retarded are the cutest
>>573769835It’s called business sense
>>573769537Most umas are ugly, easy pass.
>>573769998How can she be your wife if she's my wife???
>>573769537the relationship between trainee and trainer is strictly a professional one that being said, there's no law that says a trainer can't marry their former trainee once they graduate
>feel hungry but dont want to eatuma for this feel?
Is she legit unbeatable
>>573769919
>>573770027>almostTosen is borderline retarded
xD
>>573770096Mkween
>>573770075
>>573770052That's because "You" are "Me"
>>5737696892 of those boys are MARES
>>573770195"We" are climbing the "wall"
>>573770123She a throat goat when it comes to hamburgers, thus as an American she is my spiritual Uma
I ate too fast after working out and now my tummy hurts.
>>573770156>using a lesbian Get fucked
>>573768735teach me please…
>>573761926>>573762008>>573762078It's an incredible skill but everyone already got it from the Teio speed card anyway
>>573770262kill yourself
>>573770225That's right. "We" just have to find the right "nutrients"
>>573770316Use a different uma next time
so you want (You)s in /uma/your options are:>pretend to be a girl>pretend to be retarded
>>573770329is all SEA humour just sex euphemisms on repeat endlessly
>>573770281make an account on e-hentai and download the sadpanda extension this information is almost 15 years old
Your Uma being so comfortable around you that she just lounges completely nude in front of you without any concern that you can see her nipples, bush and butt! ...But when someone knocks at the door, she FREAKS out and hides behind you before telling you to answer and running and hiding in another room! then she comes back out and proceeds to happily expose herself to you!
>>573769915NTR rarely gets possessive contents but when she does it's so good
>>573769537Yeah.
>>573770470>he is unaware
>>573770367your father should've used a different brand of condoms
>>573770470"That"'s not even a "sex" euphemism. It looks like "you" still lack the "timing".
>>573770464I post for the love of the game
>>573769915Can you post the Japanese version? I don't speak chink
comfy hours are over
>>573770229She has American grandmothers.
>>573770464Just post hot maresEveryone loves hot mares
dirty umas
>>573769094you know they are!
i love sprint CM's because I get to train the beautiful Bakushin
>>573770617>Gran
>>573770657https://exhentai.org/g/4041030/9238c419ea/
>>573769505that anecdote about doto creeping up to the mares even after he's been snipped
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573770787Grass Wonder single-handedly drops the average appeal of this image by several orders of magnitude
>>573770896LMAOOO
>>573770610You should keep posting this image specifically in the future.
>>573769915>>573770617I'm so retarded holy shitI just woke up and saw a bunch of kanji in a row and my brain thought it was Chinese kek
>>573770948
>>573771050China and Japan are basically the same country
>>573770657https://e-hentai.org/g/3278346/774480a6f7/https://e-hentai.org/g/3291876/4d116fc15c/
>>573769890Machan's really skilled in coaxing her trainer into umapyoi
Pretty....
>>573771082Thanks for dodging. I hope that heart makes its way to my boyfriend.
>>573770773Cute>>573771094Japan is a China ripoff
>>573770281I don't even use any extensionI clear any e-hentai/exhentai cookieslog into my e-hentai account on their forumwait a few seconds (dunno why that's necessary)then access exhentai.org
>>573770652didn't know secretariat was in jordan's pedigree, that's neat
>>573771179Buena Vista bride next year, I can feel it.
AGEMASEN AGEMASEN AGEMASEN AGEMASEN AGEMASEN
>>573771239>hates male trainers >’forgets’ to take her heat cycle meds Hmmmmmmmmmm
>>573770487BOBO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>573771161She owes me paizuri
HOG
>>573771245Mutt's Law>>573771284No gyarus
>>573771284Such is the power of American umamusume
>>573771403>yurislop
There is literally nothing wrong about banging your trainer
Meiner Fuga Grandson of Taiki Shuttle and Grand Grandson of Agnes Tachyon wins the Hokkai Handicap
no S, late oguri test832943398329433983294339
>>573771284Descendants of Secretariat:DigitanSounds of EarthWonder AcuteKawakami PrincessLoves Only You
>>573771614Stop posting fanfiction on umachan and do your training
>>573771614you mean trainee?
>>573771707Digitan was the spitting image of Big Red, just much smaller.
>>573771614
Jordan is so fucking stupidShe'd get tricked into sex
Remember to take care of your umas diet, bros
>>573771804Agnes Digiflat!
>finally get fast learner>still lower ranking than a normal run because power low rolled by 200 points
>>573771661637910026379100263791002
>>573771838She's actually a genius. All uma wants trainer cock. Her pretending to be dumb is a clever trap to get torenah to dick her down thinking he's smarter than her.
>>573771895
>>573771621*Great Grandson
>>573772054https://e-hentai.org/g/2050497/9149f0fd35/
Ryan is too DUMB and UGLY for any trainer to want her
Shonan Banrai son of Orfevre, Grandson of Stay Gold and Great Grandson of Mejiro McQueen wins the Yame Tokubetsu>>573772242Corrected, ty
>>573771985>head>nose>head>noseinsane finish line666196616661966166619661
>>573772183super preggers
>>573771513Maybe her trainer if from Okinawa
>>573772318885104758851047588510475
>>573772291>hag No
>>573772316NP. Every generation after is just an additional Great as well, as a rule. >>573770652Like here, Secretariat is Jordan's Great Great Grandpa.
>>573772396No brown trainers
>>573772569>no OYL procAidsssssI was in 6th tooUnrelated but I just had the stupidest Sprint race ever>two debuffer Rudolfs>both with Subdued Lates>both hit>AND I get rushed>I fucking GAS OUT at the endAbsolute insanity
186853901868539018685390
>>573772395Fuku cute
>>573772054This is even hotterThe dicking would be more intense if she just revealed this
>>573772948Right before it is the bungee jump where the trainer passes out
WHY DOES OGURI CAP WEAR A FUCKING WHITE THONG
>>573773082because it's peak
Bruscamente Daughter of Duramente, Granddaughter of Admire Groove and Great Granddaughter of Air Groove wins the Orihime Sho
>>573773096Town bicycle…
>>573772885861490988614909886149098last
She's hungry!
>>573773105Doesn't that she doesnt' have a V card anymore?Like, she is used goods? SHE FUCKED ALREADY
VILLAIN BLINDED MY TRAINEE
>>573773059I know and thats why you must marry Fuku
Tell your tits to chill out then
>>573773128Sounds kinda close to the name they gave the mob uma Dura stand-in in Kitasan's career
>>573773128>Dura spawn winningNice
First Sweep now the Palmster? Hot springs tix are flying gogogooo.
does anyone know if you can complete g1s without aptitude in the passive mode?
>>573773215If that's what Shiraoki-sama wants, I accept
>>573773059What did Lady Shiraoki mean by this?
>>573773215
>>573758040I had a gf that had boob overflow from behindIt was peakI miss herUmas for me?
>>573773167tyvm
>>573773290
>>573773471thx4host
>>573773442>I had a gfhttps://youtu.be/M5QGkOGZubQ
>>573761586>>573761130It's https://x.com/kuuritacI bought the cafe cosplay for her. You can just DM cosplayers and ask them to and they will. Also got Eishin so she'll be the flattest Eishin cosplayer ever
>>573773167kitasex skills & deck?
Kurona wins the Funkawan Tokubetsu
>>573773178white thong means purity
>>573773640you better had your own set of nudes from her if you actually did it and paidotherwise you are a massive homosexual
>>573773684I plead the fifth
You know a race is important if it gets the
>>573773719what does this mean
>>573773719Bro…
>>573773785It means he is at least implying that he got the nudes but he is not willing to share, in particular because he is likely to get more
>>573773332shiraoki-sama is weak because only fuku worships her, but if you keep looking out for fuku she will fall in love with you and together you'll create many new adherents
>>573773332Thats what she means
>>573773785
>>573773471>you won 4/6 roomsAhStrong...I am proud to have been one of the exceptions though
>>573773846>>573773906nigger I ain't american nor I care for the thot's nudesall I am saying is that you better made your money worth, retard>hey guise I paid a woman to cosplay as a HOTE ANIME HEBE AND I HAVE HER VAGINA XDDDyou aren't special bro, but good for you
>>573773926>dominators
uh oh melty
>>573773954I think he's impying he didnt get any
>>573774026but she's too short for some of the rides...
>>573773214activate ahoge defensive matrix
uh oh melty welty
>>573773654
meltiest of weltiests
>>573773972Valid and fair tacticYep
For home defense, the founding fathers intended on me being able to own and operate at least one
What if you meet Umama and she looks at you and says this
>>573773175because she's eating for two
>Most of the pace Currens are running Adored by AllFree distance. This CM may not be so bad after all.
>>573774086brian would wear a sports bra this is lore inaccurate
>>573773954You can pay to see most women naked, you knowMissing out on one cosplayer is not going to kill you
>>573774175obsessed
Nonnies
>>573773175There's something off about the image. I don't know why, but I can't shake the feeling there's some sinister undertone that I can't quite spot.
>>573774190have you considered she has a fast learner outfit event? so a lot of us has 500 gorillion extra to spend?
Justin Gulf Son of Epiphaneia, Grandson of Symboli Kris S and Cesario, Great Grandson of Special Week and related to Maruzensky wins the Seibu Suponichi Sho
>>573774295She is looking at the viewer through the reflection, if that's what you mean
>>573774385Don't get me wrong. I'm unironically very happy about this turn of events since I'm running Maruzensky as a solo ace this CM with my own Currenchan and Rudolf on debuff duty.
>>573774086>>573774149I'm the one having a melty right now because you won't stop posting this fugly uma
>>573774193Not when she's going on a date with (You)
I missed the entire jeopardy game
The joke is an intricate one. The umas eat. Then they have fat bellies. And this is funny.
Can anyone provide an explanation on how Dominators give an unfair advantage this CM?Sprint is the most gamble core so wouldn't it be equally as valid to bring 3 Uma?Not to mention the random timingITS JUST ONE MORE FORM OF GAMBLINGVirtue signalers hate to hear this truth
>>573774691Was full of cheaters
>>573774716i would fuck this ningen until my balls ran out of semen
>>573774683stop being such a brat
>3lb Festa Wit from the bannerIt's a decent enough card, right? Just roaming TE and sometimes let's me train on no energy?
>>573774883her gold is also really good at for this CM. Take her if you have strong enough wit cards to cap wit
>>573774716Skills that influence Current Speed are extremely cracked. This goes extra in Sprint gambleland where any amount of getting slowed down can entirely ruin any chance you have at winning the late race. Unlike randomly timed or positional-based accels, it's always useful at any point it activates in the late race. It's a less risky gamble with bigger returns.
>>573774716Saving time with debuffers lets the jobbers create one ace that's almost on par with a nolifer instead of 3 dogshit aces that always lose.
>>573774926I'm basically using her alongside Finemo to replace one SR.Wish it was a "real" wit card but the idea of gambling my stam is very funny.
>woke up>Umama mentioned in my dream this night
>This is getting weird
Dubai Blues Grandson of Fuji Kiseki wins the Amanogawa Stakes
Thank you Taiki. You’re like the daughter I never had
It's better to bring debuffers if you run late umas with final corner overtake ults right? For easier overtaking
>woke up>the voices are back
>>573774690>buff umaFaggot
American Suzuka is funny af
>>573775351those are your thoughts
>>573775396Do you want some of them?
What are nonnies doing on a Saturday night
>>573775014>It is f2p pilledExplains why people hate itAdvantage from being a hoardfag Buddha larper or buhi with a cracked deck removed>>573774997The way you describe it makes it seem infallible which I can personally testify is not so >it's a less risky form if gamblingTrying to aim for the most consistent strategy that literally anyone can do is a bad thing????There isn't even a Uma on par with Xog this CM (except maybe regular Oguri)I am not using her myself unlike SOME PEOPLE *COUGH*
We fucked
>>573775689Watching keiba
Any cuties around?
>>573775859you never responded to me
Voulezvous Daughter of Satono Crown and Granddaughter of Manhattan Cafe wins the Tomoe Sho
>>573775859>>>/soc/
>>573775495Not really, no.
>>573757341use AI, do not waste your money
>>573775740>Trying to aim for the most consistent strategy that literally anyone can do is a bad thing????Unironically yes. This is why Xog users get the rope.
Nice thread globaltards
so what is the best debuffer you can make for this CM with 564?
>>573775958Xog isn't something anyone can do though unlike DomYOU LITERALLY CAN USE 2 FOR FREE UMA IF YOU WANT THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING YOUYou do not have to spend ANY amount of Carrats
>>573775978mirako wouldn't say this...
>>573775241>taiki>daughterImagine wasting those big fat american tiddies
>>573775978Fatty when?
>>573775689Drinking beer and I just dug out a primed but not painted HH box so one side can be Word Bearers
Fun fact: Use can use Grok Code to sort through your 10,000 file downloads folder and sort all your uma images.
>>573776229Kitasan thighs for me
>>573776226that's cool dave
>>573776289based kitighs enjoyer
>>573776064You’re right. She’s a woman who could become my mother
>>573776208What’s a HH box
>>573776226As in it can actually find them all and move them for you?
>>573776431It's specifically the Horus Heresy 2e starter box
Reina de Arcilla wins the Aso StakesG3 in 7 minutes
https://jiggie.fun/24okFihttps://jiggie.fun/24okFi57% done
>>573773519oooo 50%
>>573776664Umama is such a slut...
>>573776493this trainer?me
>>573776226>fusu>pornKill yourself
>>573776226hello david
>>573776226>sublime
>>573776442It automatically read, tagged, and moved 825 images with random Twitter or 4chan filenames that contained uma characters. It recognized that 1747173566793030.png is a /vg/ league screenshot with Haru Urara, that 1737964194891392.jpg is a fucking shiroko cat edit, and 1741498939701243.png is the mental gymnastics meme but with skills from the game, zero uma characters
musume
>>573776886how does this not rape your tokens quota?
>>573776718That is why we like her
>>573776887I wish musume were real
G3 starts now
>>573776989This but horses
>>573776226>paying for AI>not using local ones
>>573776886>Amiya and Miyabihonorary umas now
>>573776886Can it recognize the uma and place the image in the right uma sub-folder?
meliorem pulled...
>>573776886Go back>>>/v/
>>573776226>not manually sorting it before it becomes blown out of any semblance of manageability
>>573776886>paying a company to hoover up all your computer's data instead of outsourcing tagging work to other anons (hydrus)kwab
>>573777072It's only like 80% accurate, especially when it comes to memes/edits. For straight artwork that's where it's most accurate.
Ask Nice Show wins the G3 Tanabata Sho
>>573776226>not sorting the images as you downloas them
why is Kitasan so popular here?
>>573777350She's hot, has nice armpits, and always shows her cleavage off.
>>573777167>>573777345Please understand my downloads folder is fatter than Oguri
>>573777350there's a lot of third worlders
>>573777350>kitasan>not the foid avatarfagging her
Best fruit and second best fruit polls are still open.https://poal.me/acuen1https://poal.me/acuen1https://poal.me/f83nehttps://poal.me/f83ne
>>573777350We love Umama
>>573777421Who?
>>573777375You never should have let it get that bad
>>573774278Mirako rape
>>573777150What does that even have to do with v
For admire vega, triumphant pulse or homestretch haste? These are really the only decent skills left with the SP range
>>573777434>biwa and her 17 alts
>>573777512Anon needs higher standards.
>>573777582triumphant pulse easily
>>573775978Nice double-chin, lardass
>poal[-]
>>573777601Appreciate it thanks
>tt already improved with nunity umas>parents for dirt cm are already ready, just waiting for brickey and GL to build acesI don't know what the fuck to do until GL.
>>573777731Winning Ticket completionism.
>>573777434Add pomegranates.
>>573777582is shooting victory good?
>>573777731Ulala completionism title
>>573777775I would, but adding options is not allowed.
>>573777731your CM18 parents gwo?
Guys, my trainee keeps asking to go underwear shopping with her and I'm starting to get worried
>>573777858why would you make parents manually when you can have a legal bot do them in a week's time?
I guess that most of us will have had time to finish playing through StarHorse4 by now. What does everybody think of it?
>>573777879Just go with her. Winning Ticket is very particular about her undergarments
Which trainee is most likely to wear shimapan?
>>573777879why? my trainee already makes me wear hers
>>573777923I think sega SUCKS
>>573778042
>>573777887so that you can have your legal bot work on CM19 instead
>>573777731post parents
>>573777964Siriustore..
last for kingu is the greatest
>>573778125i would
Opera OP next pls?
>>573778181Nep sex
>>573778239
>>573778239bake it yourself
Kingu is the sexiest
>>573778239*rapes you*
>>573778181god i fucking HATE girls with stupid tiny hats
I SHALL BAKE AN OPERA THREAD NOW
>>573777375bro what the hell
>>573778379
>>573778353No you don’t
>>573778353???
DON'T LET HIM BAKE
>>573778275Did the blue guy pull it off? I can't tell.
Zampona Great Granddaughter of Grass Wonder wins the last allowance race in Hakodate
>>573778447>>573778448he said girlsnot boys
>>573778491>>573778491>>573778491
