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I think Shinko Windy is very cute and I'm going to pull on her banner.
>>573778491lots of hugs
>>573778571she should dig here
sekkusu
>>573778571Respectable, she is cute yes
https://jiggie.fun/24okFihttps://jiggie.fun/24okFi57% done
>it's another day of 5 borrows with no thh + stan + nimble + risky + rstam ggp hitFUCK THIS SHITTY GAME
>>573778702Fukubro...
>>573778631what a cute girl i bet she has a very elegant victory pose
>>573778496That's the Kaneko uniform, and yep Zampona got 1st
7 and I rape Shiraoki 0 and I rape this >>573778702 anon
Dig here, Windy! *unzips cock*
>TM Ugg O
>>573778662I can hear it clearly without needing the sound link.
Nobori Riant wins the last allowance race in Kokura
>>573778571i need this honse to sit on my face and shinko her windy
>>573778835https://x.com/holdsupspork3d/status/2060999823260524563Animator also did a bunch of requested umas in the comments
Do epithets still matter for affinity or is it just G1s now?
>>573778992g1
How SEX with OGURI CAP would feel like?I have been MASTURBATING to her the last 4 days
>>573779074pretty nothing burger, dead fish vibes. lots of disappointment.
Matikanes!
>>573779074Oguri is shown to be very expressive and clingy with Kitahara, so sex with her would be a mixture of leg locking missionary. She is vanilla as hell but it doesn’t detract how hot the sex would be; after races where she’s still sweaty and filled with adrenaline, after a romantic evening, or even just cuddling naked with (You) while she nibbles on your ear.
Playing Fuji's career for the first time right now. I feel like I am courted by her...
>>573779381>oguri ear nibblesPlease....
>>573778776TSUUUYOOOII!! MUTEKI!! SAIKKOUU!!
Kurino Olive wins the Hikoboshi Sho and last race of today
>>573779381She has a fat ass and THAT THONG
>>573779515she's so underrated
Who here wolf pack?
>>573779618Brian stop posting and finish up your student concil duties
All races for today are done as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats if they didn't may next time go betterNot a lot to say, I wish everyone a nice rest of sunday and good luck in your uma careers
>>573779618A true lone wolf does not need to disclose that he is a lone wolf
Vgh...
>>573778662Who is this diet Biwa on the left?
>>573779618my debuffer :)
>>573779703what is diddy blud doing in M*NT
>>573779791Reliving the KINO days........
>>573779731Royce and Royce
So how often do you trash a run due to horrible RNG? I'm at about 25% of all runs myself.
>>573779817Where's the other one?
>>573779903In your heart to heart
>>573779889I finish them because I run for the danchou that runs for me
>>573779889Last time I trashed a run I got 5 consecutive mood downs in a row
>>573779825>naked earsstallion camouflage...
>>573780020Its too late you already fell into her bed trap
Uma who leglocks?
ExcelUma (26/30) will host the Calstone 1000 on thread #3000Check it out
oguri cuck
Nice thread globalturds
>>573780054in bed with a girl called Mr....
*slurp*
>>573780259Back in the pool fatass
>>573780259Stamina training NOW
>>573779889bout 0.3% here
>>573780375can i just have ayabe?
>>573780375me on the right
>>573780020You get turned on by ears now?
Agnes Digital Explodes.
>>573780445hey...
>>573779515Tsuru toes in my mouth
Trainer-san Japan Dirt Derby sash donation doko
kys
>>573780754Anything for my little princess
>>573780781You're right, we should keep ourselves safe, thank you for reminding me
>>573780745Why did Digitan say this at the START of the meal? Its going to be so fucking awkward
Huh... this skill is actually interesting. I can't count how many times I've been robbed because of the exact same scenario this skill wants to prevent.
Scarlet owes me sexShe needs to get raped
>>573778491Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573780754if you have less fans than me or a flatliner you're not getting shit from me
>>573780991You're the one that's going to get raped
>>573780754keeping tabs on a torena requesting all sorts of dirt sashes, even ones I didn't know existed.His profile better look like a fucking Copano Rickey booru when she drops
If umamusume is horse daughter then what is musumemusume (and how can we get some of it)
>>573780991Thank you for your input Vodka
>got fast learner on a parent runWhat a waste. It doesn't have SFV since I don't have a Taiki with decent sparks so it ended up being a TT uma.
>>573780754>OHAYOUUUUUUUUUUUU>JBC Sprint 0/10
>>573780929
My trainee took me engagement ring shopping, I don't know why but she was super happy the entire time
>>573781373Digitan is so fucking cute I cant even handle itI want to give her everything
>my trainee called me dad
>>573781598Mayatore...
>>573781553Even an older, graduate Digitan?
>>573781813>>573779413Post it a third time for good measure
>>573781598Which umas would unironically do this (whether on purpose or accident). Super Creek not included.
>>573781970All the really young ones
>>573781970
>>573781970Mayano would probably do it at some point
>>573781970Bakushin and Urara would accidentally do it.
tama's micro dick...
Wait I am also meeting Fuji's mother?
>>573782452WHY ALL OF YOU HAVE UNREAD DIALOGUESCLICK THAT FUCKING BUBBLE YOU RETARDS
>>573782538Cafe is scary...
>>573782538Eavesdropping is wrong
>>573782482>"here come to this restaurant">"by the way this is my mother, mom, judge this trainer">"impressive, very nice! make sure to drain his balls when you're done"that was entrapment
>>573782636(YOU) must umapyoi with my trainer-san!
the umas that introduce you to their parents are the most dangerous ones. they've already marked you.
>>573781970Digital seems young enough to do it
>>573781802god yes
Nattie...
>>573782727Taiki, Kingu, Specute, Eishin... uuuh who else?
>>573782914Fuji, Air Groove, Tama and Bobo as well.
>>573782914Maya?
Her career was pretty good. I expected some Fuji tits, but she is really sweet uma. I still feel like we are basically married by the end of it all
>>573783354Cute boy.
>>573783238w-where are laisu's panties?!
>>573782914>>573782984>Introduces you to her entire family
I was wrong to trust VF jew, who said what it's fine to have C medium rank on Taiki...I lost my head-on opportunity bc of this jew.You need B rank after all.
>>573783505C med is fine though? You should have 900+ speed by senior Taka
>>573783563I lost Kinko Sho with 800 800 800 and skills. You cant replay it, and there is a huge chance to lose it all. Never listen to VF jew.
Haven't been in /uma/ in a few days. What did I miss? does anyone else feel like this interim GL period is really boring
>>573783573Why are these girls so clingyDon't they have a family? Or a boyfriend?
>>573783705YOu missed nothing of note. I use this time to farm fans, raise bonds maaaaaaybe get a 9 speed uma
>>573783705I'm having a blast. Certified blasthaver status. Remaking TT aces, making sprint CM aces, and doing parent runs in URA. It's great. I blow through my energy so quick now. TB I could barely be fucked to do one run a day. It was agonizing. The game is really fun again.
>>573783739>Don't they have a family? Or a boyfriend?You willl form a familiy with her. You will become her bf and then husband
>>573783705I've been trying to make a dirt great grandparent. So far has resulted on only cancelled runs.
>>573783783>The game is really fun again.>done with aces>only thing left to do is grind out ggps for autoplay to make gps/parents out of for the remaining 10 days
>>573783428Sorry Dia, but I'm already engaged with Crown.
>>573783505>wasting a parent on medium sparks when you're bricked without sprint sjust borrow scarlet pow
>>573784176I love both Dia and Crownplease don't make me choose
i need an idea for a late surger with umastan to use and i dont want to use G sprint dogshits
>>573784260mutate maruzensky into late
>Danchou announced the 1 run per day rule when auto training releases
>>573784260digitan
>>573784176Crown is a better deal than Dia anyway. She's a savvy businesswoman, Dia is just a horny uma with fat tits.
Can't get a good career run to save my life. This is the best Taiki I've shat out in weeks. Fuckin sucks being F2pleb and generationally unlucky with parent runs
>>573784260Ogurin
>Anon. What are you waiting for? My feet. They're right here. My bare naked feet.>Say it. Say that they smell like stinky cheese and vinegar. >Fucking say it. Say it you fucking freak. SAY IT. You fucking weirdo.>I need it. It's my life source. My energy. Tease me about how bad my feet smell. I know they do. They smell like cheese and vinegar. All girlfeets stink, right? >That's what you say. And it drives me up the fucking wall. Do it. Say my feet stink. And I'll fuck your brains out.
>>573780745>>573781373I want to hug Digitan and never let go
Why are you here, on a sprint
>>573784449>they forgot to invite Ace again
>>573784462This is the best type of anon.>>573784492She was not in the game yet when that image was made.
>>573784476What the fuck, you too?
>>573784462FUCK I MEANT TO LINK>>573770690SHE WANTS HER STINKY SMELLY CHEESY GIRLFEETS TEASED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>573784339just click on auto before bed lol
guys im beginning to actually like ryan what do i do
>>573784462Maybe I'm uneducated but do feet smell like vinegar? I'm not a footfag so this is like finding out Horses foam sweat when I got into this franchise.
>>573784521That may be true, but it's still funnier to think she wasn't invited.
is this shit legit
>>573784625no, footfags are just weird
>>573784543Oh no there's more then one, and why is it working
>>573784612Rejoice at the fact that you are finally growing into an adult.
>>573784612swap to dober
Runaway or regular suzuka for the sprint CM, umadachi-donos? How much stam do you need for sprint onige.
>>573784612Repent because homosexuality is a sin
>>573784639The jobber team is awfully cute
>>573784830They have a lot of fun fanart.
>>573783419right here
>>573784814>Runaway or regulardepends on how badly you want the lead>How much stam do you need for sprint onigeneglible if you're the only one, and I've seen one survive spot struggles with 700+blue
>>573784914I am happy that they are all 1 and 2 stars. Makes it trivial to get them all
>>573784689>why is it workingThe Oguri on my lobby got a festive carryover, but she also had racing spirit stam, pedal to the metal, and leap forward
>>573784646Sprint S, On your left, Leap forward... Skills are good, inherits are good. A lot of skill points to spend on recoveries though.I'm sure she'd simply be better as regular Oguri, but otherwise it's legit
>>573784971Except Earthand if you're basing the future on her then Royce and Royce will probably also be 3*thank Cyjews
>>573782984I remember Groove mentioning her mother, not really introducing you to her
>>573784930Which one is more likely to actually win? I want my wife suzuka to actually win and not be used as a stepping stone for another Uma. She has suffered so much under mant.
>>573785027Earth is even less than one star - it's a planet.
>>573785027That’s because Sounds of Earth is hot, and Royce is a 2 star uma
>>573785027Royce is a 2 star
>>573785098>>573785119I completely missed that she'd been released
>>573785059I think you do meet her in at least one scene, but probably only because she decided on her own to visit the academy. I don't clearly remember though.
>>573784625Yes, sometimes stinky smelly girlfeets smell like cheesy and vinegar! I can't remember exactly why; something to do with a type of bacteria I think? There was also a reason why girlfeets sometimes smell like Doritos!My headcanon is that they do strictly because being stinky and smelly embarrasses their owner! Stinky smelly cheesy vinegary girlfeets = teased girl = embarrassed girl with red face, erect nipples, stiff clit, wet slit, and even smellier girlfeets! <3 <3
>>573778491Has /uma/ planned on who to inherit your account? Remember to write a will also.https://x.com/i/status/2076062787101429944
Auto cannot come soon enough.
Usable
>>573785161So, the bacteria are somehow encouraged to produce stink by the girl's arousal? Such a complex phenomenon
>>573785223Yes, and also the girl's embarrassment!
>>573785303Why would such an evil creature need tools?
Please consider sex with Tosen Jordan today.
Doto said she got me a paperweight for my office but when I opened my present it was the demon core.
>>573785456I'd rather Daitaku.
>>573785456she's too dumb (affectionate) for sex
>>573785303but thats a cow
>SS+ god run on the verge of UG>sprint CI'm tired boss
>>573785529How about both?
>my trainer stuttered while talking to my mom
>>573785602idgi
>>573785580I had 2 sprint S runs on my sprint F uma and in BOTH of them oyl didnt finish
Umas are for...
>>573785602Can you blame him
>>573785664leering at
>>573785602I told you that he's just using you to get to your mum.
>>573785456stinky sweaty smelly girlsex!
>>573785602
>>573785730Windy's ass is NOT that fat
>>573785801It, in fact, actually is that fat.
>>573785801
>>573785664Love and marriage.
>>573785602>>573785675>>573785756>>573785765ai's mom has got it going on
I can't take it anymore, I NEED a uma mommy wife.
>>573785664Cuddles and handholding
>>573784339tamalove has to fight to stay in A+ so you better not fucking flatline
isnt battleformation + intense gaze hesitant literally the most broken debuffer in the game?
>>573785664running
>>573785949We're going to make it, Anon.
>>573786036I average close to 1M a dayand am willing to play MANT
>>573784339What happens when super el nino hits and theres rotational brownouts and no internet danchoooooouuuuuu
>>573785890If it weren’t for Biko and Windy, she would be the ugliest. Rejoice, she is the third after them.
>>573786349have you tried not living in an area with such an unstable power network
>>573786471Homosexual
>>573785456okay i considered it. now what?
>>573778491opecute!
>>573786471don't say that...
I've been out of school for a decade and a half and would expect clear professional boundaries from my trainee until proven wrong. uma for me?
Time for an aptitude test, traina!
>>573787053Fine Motion
Ah crap, I've made the mistake of starting Bamboo Memory's story, and now I want to scout Bamboo Memory. She is unexpectedly cute!
>>573786471don't shay that...
>>573787112D
>>573787112idgi they're just letters
>>573787358I'll tell you the results after!
I don't know what to do after making my sprint aces. Why can't CM start already?
>>573787402Matikane completionism
>>573787393oh okay I hope all 5 aren't shinko windy
>>573787402how about you C M-y dick in yo mouth
n-nyooo.......
Club leader logs in every day, yet 20% of the members haven't played in two months... I don't understand. However I can't ever quite bring myself to care enough to ask in club chat.
wtf I ordered shibi and they sent me shichi
>>573787402simple: kys
>>573787478I think I'll be ok without the title
>>573787460you ruined it...........................
>>573787478>>573787572You can just rest for a year. That is what I did! It's right under your nose.
>>573787592nobody bounces like this
>>573787642I don't want to waste TP like that
>this is a 12 yo filly
Stop the unreleased uma propaganda
>>573787676then waste jellies instead
Anyone wanna learn the fusion dance with me?
>>573787592>40yo single moms when they smell a man nearby
>>573787728But then you'd lose your cute charm
Why is everyone still running Juvenile fillies on their parents?
>>573787791god I wish this were true
>not even 250 posts in 3 hoursapologize to agp posters
Guys I think I'm ugly.
>>573787992
>>573787992your license to become a mare trainer is now approved
Race City
more like rape city
>>573787992Are you really chopped or just fat
>>573787992I am too, you sort of learn to just live with the self-hatred of being a deformed freak unworthy of love
>>573788025I HATE CURREN
i treated my covid with umarmectin
What's sex with Fillies like
boys
>>573787592My dick pull a few years from now
>>573788025I laughed>>573788119Rice would NEVER say this.
>>573788295do boys even like being kissed?
SUPER STRONG
GL Falco is so fuarking cool...
I've had enough beer to be sad now
>>573788734And round!
Musu
>>573788983She's pretty funny.
>>573788983She's pretty
>>573789014>>573789158She's bratty
Pretty Derby
Why are we slow
>>573788295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhRkkNr-6V4
>>573789212Everyone moved to /vm/ except Umama, V and (You).
>>573789192Mayano Top Mare!
>>573789212its over
>>573789212We take it easy on this Sunday
>>573789212Euros are working, Americans are just waking up, SEA is getting ready for bed>>573789274The /vm/ thread has been up for 10 hours and only has 640ish posts
>>573789287This guy has definitely made uma pornIt's probably only available to people who pay him a shitton of money and is kept secret
>>573789417He posts in the threads sometimes. He made the Curren ones too.
>>573789417Too bad he stopped posting on 4chan
>>573789417to get access to the stash you have to send him a video of you bouncing like this
>>573789212Im playing Tempest Rising, but I did post a bit about Fuji's career earlier
>>573789519No one bounces like this
>>573789593I bounce like this sometimes
>>573789212I'm thinkgen of elden ring and gold city yes I'm fat and over 30 fuck off
>>573789593my dancho bounces on me like this
>>573789738She's not bouncing that much...
>>573789212I'm finally continuing MH wilds
>>573789212the age of 30+ is no longer in demand
>>573789858Never was
>>573789212our queen abandoned us for a /vm/chad...
>>573789938tell that to all the agp posters in my dms. no I'm serious please tell them that I can't keep up.
*coughs blood*best i can do digibwos...
Oh no it's spreading
>>573790343Is that bad?
>>573790395It means that even more umas might be skinwalked
help
>>573790507But she banished that evil spirit later on?
>>573790581Much like the phone call Fuku gets from Taiki on the mountain in a random event, sometimes it isn't actually the uma
>>573790732That was either Fuku herself or Shiraoki-sama who blasted those spirites. Either way it works out in the end
>>573789357>euros are working>on fucking sunday
>>573790073>>573789593I jacked off to this curren mp4/gif
>>573790343how the HECK is shiraoki
>>573790858smartest bakushinposter
*pours milk*
I'M GONNA FUCKING DEMOTE AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>573790965Cute
>>573790817The URA is hiding things and I can prove it>>573790858I find it hard to believe literally everything in Europe is closed on a Sunday
>even failing a career in mant takes timeOH MY GOD BRUH
>>573791029Sure, but it doesn't mean everyone on euro is working. Most of them who works on sunday just work for half of the normal time. Unless you're working on beach, then there you're fucked.
>>573791115press rest
These motherfuckers stealthily increased the chance for the random mood down event, I fucking know they did
>>573791161>Most of them who works on sunday just work for half of the normal time
>>573791228I noticed this too. I did a Kingu run a few days back where I got that fucking laughing mood down event quite a few times
I'm trying out front Maya for CM16 but I have no idea how her ult procs. Is there a way to make it consistent?
>a skill that puts lates back on the map>exclusively obtained from trackblazerIs cygames retarded or what?
>>573791228BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH KODOMO JA NAI
>>573791410>Is there a way to make it consistent?build more fronts, or build stronger paces. her unique activates if someone's by her side for more than 2 seconds
>join public rooms>groove can beat everyone>except currensFUCK
IT AINT MANTBLAZER ANYMOREU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?IF THE BAD RNG HITSU GO AGANEIF RAINBOWS BAD?U GO AGANEIF CHAINS FAIL?DAS RITE!!!!!!!U GO AGANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
holy dead
Air humiliation Shakur
Sprintslop killed the game, we should go back to medium CMs
>>573791029I mean even here when I go to the store I see so many people I just think "don't any of you work?"
Smoochies?
WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA
>>573792583this isn't as funny without the Still fencing gif
Yosh. Since 11 days remain, how's the hoarding status?
>>573791808
>>573792637WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA
>>573792709Hey that's gonna be my Chanmi team.
poorfag dance
gold ship cunt grip
>>573792840Why does she look like she's about to cry
BRICK-182 HAS ONE SPOT LEFT FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS A CHILL A+ CLUB 25MIL MINIMUM OFFER ENDS SOON!REPLY WITH YOUR ID OR APPLY WITH /uma/ IN BIO
>>573792846I don’t know jp well enough but I read Jani has ‘team boost’ skills, which if true that sounds interesting
>>573792882Tama has an A/C 100 %
>>573793038Sounds of Earth alt does too.
Thoughts on my face cover?
>>573793217i went over to tamas house the other day and she had a desk fan with a bag of water infront of it. i asked her why she put a bag of water there and she said that the ice in the bag melted. she thanked me for letting her know.
>>573792919her trainer is jerkin' it to ramonu porn again...
has stat uncap increased the whale gap. used to be they had more skills but now also have direct edge in speed
Sup bros half-newfag here, give me some advice. What we going to get on 1.5 anniversary? Like exactly? I have one rainbow crystal i want to use it on tachion? Is it good idea?
>>573793615as always, post umas, deck, and carat stash. Then we can give you advice
>>573793702Is there a site for this?I have literally zero pulls for Tachion though
>>573793702Carat stash should be enough for his question. Honestly, either way you NEED to roll 400 on the GL banner. If you can't then save until next scenario.
>lb0 wit natieI'm forever bricked. If only I knew I'd be a late chad earlier
>>573793743>I have literally zero pulls for Tachion thoughThen you are fucked until the 2.0 anniv with Pasa
>3000 threads in a yeargod DAMN
>i just wanna get pampered>i just wanna get spoiled>i just wanna be loved>i just wanna wake up and hug something really really really really softHow can i ever recover after getting exposed to Super Creek?
>>573793743>Zero pulls for tachthen no, do not. Tach is a mlb or bust card. You might like smaru though, she's workable at low lb (lb1 to be exact). You want your own light hello that comes with the tach banner.
>>573793792What if use 1 ranbow uncap crystal, get 1-2 or tachions for free and use selector for her?
>>573793823WHAT THE FUCK, I JUST REALIZED
>>573792707I hope Cygames gives Global more free carats.
>>573793823you fucking retard...
>>573793887What you need is Light Hello to preferable LB1, there is no point in gunning for MLB Tachy
morning
>>573793823another exemplary display of bakushinposter intelligence
wowa taishin is ridiculously broken this CM. I think I finally see that potential!
>>573793979>>573793879>Light HeloGot it, can i get her with selector? I heard there is a selector comingAlso check my umas, i quite fond of them
>>573794010Much like Bakushin, Bakushinposters are stupid faster
copano lickey
>>573794102notorious slop posters too
>>573794102Bakushin isn't stupid.
>>573794090you cant pick ehm with the anni selector. How many carats do you have?
>>573794158As a said zero (1500)
>>573794090>newish fag>buncha frontsyou've chosen a rough path, one that I share
>>573794217Then you are super fucked. Hope you get super lucky with the free rolls or you have to perma borrow her for a 3 or 4 months
>>573793792bwo, Pasa is 2.5....
>>573794090nice umas
im back now bros after the tournament. the thread will go faster now!
Disgustingly slow thread, super dead game
>>573794271Oh right, well he is boned either way
>>573793565umas with the sad puppy ears look so fucking pathetic it unironically makes me feel bad
>my trainer forgot the picture
>>573794090I genuinely feel bad for newfags, how can you compete when you are so behind?My honest advice? Save everything you can until El SSR speed, join a decent club, make good TT umas, and always compete in the open CMs
>>573794327Tama is very cute
>>573794570she's an evil horse
>>573794347I thought Helios was offering a quickie But she'd never do that
>>573794267>Then you are super fucked. Hope you get super lucky with the free rolls or you have to perma borrow her for a 3 or 4 monthsWell well if it isnt consequences of my own actions. I will borrow her idk>>573794513Will do it, this was a mistake to roll so many banners. Bros, can you suggest what to pick from future selector? I'm thinking Maruzensky because i have a lot of fronts >>573794090 here for skill
>>573794604Dont say that...
>>573794604yeah but evil things can be cute as well
>>573794513Newfags have huge advantage actually, they can use the free selectors and huge amount of carats they give you at the start to pull up the best cards.They just have register and start playing at the start of GL, already know what to pull and be ready to reset multiple times.
>>573794638>selectorFor trainee or support card? We'll need to look at your cards too because the safest path is to pull for the best generic cards
>>573794638Well you got a nice roster of trainees at least. Yeah get SSR maru speed and uncap it with a crystal to LB1. Thats a gopd cope speed card, but you should wait until the anni gibs are over. Maybe youll get lucky
i want to fuck ningen
>>573794631But she would
>>573794638If you are committing to fronts you are going to want Seiun Sky (original) for inherit. I think the ballroom alt unique isn’t as effective, others can correct me if I’m wrong. Otherwise if you don’t care get w/e your heart desires
grrrr when are we getting more umamusume anime
>>573794752>For trainee or support card? We'll need to look at your cards too because the safest path is to pull for the best generic cardsFor support card yeah>Yeah get SSR maru speed and uncap it with a crystal to LB1.That's a good ideaMy cards (not all of them but others 0 lb)
>>573794513Have you never started playing a gacha game late? You set your expectations accordingly. You recognize that you don't have the cards nor the cash to be top tier, so you aim one below that. Or below again, until you find a power level you're comfortable at.Uma's PvP formats unfortunately suck complete ass for this because all your matches are against 2-3 other people at a time and there's no real matchmaking. Score based PvP like TT is much more friendly. You accept that you probably won't get the cards that are good now so you wait for the cards that are better. Your entire deck will be replaced about every 2 years due to power creep so play long enough and it you'll get up there eventually.
requesting Sirius+Throne schedule for MANT, I lost it
>>573794959Your Kitasan SSR human rights card?
>>573794964Makes sense. >Have you never started playing a gacha game latehonestly this is the only gacha I have ever played and very likely the only one I will ever play. It’s quite the predatory system they have devised
>>573795083>>573795083Dont have one, i started playing on NTR banner lmao
>>573795150My condolences...
>>573795150>started playing during MANTHoly fuck I can't even imagine what you experienced
>>573795150https://youtu.be/fVeAEwrL1Ts
>>573794959If you're really that determined for Fronts, better get your SSR Maru since she'll be the best front speed card along with Kita for awhile.I won't sugarcoat it, it's going be very rough for you to catch up.All I can recommend is that you aim for specific Front SSRs, but also make sure you save up for El, Almond Eye and Teio Speed because you'll need the generic SSRs for longevity.I'm guessing you still want to pull for more Umas then all I can advise you is to make yourself a whole new pull plan, and make some sacrifice on who you'll skip.
>>573795176>>573795207>>573795243So, which card is should pick from selector? Marzenski and make it Lb1? Or maybe Kita?Ty for answers bros, heres some Eishin Flash for you>mantI kinda liked MANT... but Unity cap with new stuff is more fan yeah
>>573795457Maruzen, I would just completely ignore Kitasan at this point.
>>573795040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sln7z3zwIQ
>>573795457Try to get a Maru LB1, she's workable. Its too late to roll for Kitasan. On a side note, try to save up 600 rolls for pasa speed at the 2.5 anni. Thats the "Kitasan" card, oh and maybe 400 rolls for Ramu wit
>>573795457Maruzensky 100 %. If you have a crystal it might even be worth using it, wait for the free pulls once GL starts
hey
is new URA actually good for anything other than parents?
>>573795623Hey, smoochies?
>>573795750of course not
>>573795445>All I can recommend is that you aim for specific Front SSRs, but also make sure you save up for El, Almond Eye and Teio Speed because you'll need the generic SSRs for longevity.Basically my plan is to roll that i can on 1.5 anniversary and not to spend anything till 2.0? Got it.>>573795609>>573795608>>573795495>maruWill do, much appreciated, great help
>>573795623hey
>>573795457Do you have 800 pulls worth of carats?400 for LH+Tachyon400 for Maru+FMSave your selector for Maru+FM option select. If you don't have 800 pulls, you're pretty much fucked tbhdesu senpai..
I hate sprints so much>sub 20% power growth?>haha enjoy your 600 stamina bro
>>573796071bro? your guts?
>>573796071just burst on power
>>573796118>*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF*>*PEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPERO*>*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>573791410You need a pace chaser with good mid-race skills for it to work
How do I get over my fear of taking a shit?
>>573795896>Do you have 800 pulls worth of carats?Nah bro, i have 10 pulls LmaoI see my plan as follows>get Maruzen from selector, make her 1lb>try to get Light Helo And that's it
>>573796071not a problem on my taiki og tbqhdesu
MOMMY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>573796273>10 pullsSave until next scenario bwo. You're cooked. What did you do with all those carats. Start of scenario is the perfect time to start because you can just save to unfuck yourself next scenario.
>>573796118The succubus…
>>573796339There is nothing mommy about gentildonna you fucking weirdo
Tachyon LOVE
>>573796273That's a good plan. There isn't much coming out during Grand Live, so just save for the next scenario banner.
delinquent sex
>>573795791>Basically my plan is to roll that i can on 1.5 anniversary and not to spend anything till 2.0? Got it.Yep, you'll get a good wit card on 2.0 anniversary. Wit Ramonu is a better Finemo. Finemo's output is still good but Ramonu's skill point bonus makes her worth it.I usually check on https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/147029748571208590.html to see what's happening with the power creep and somewhat get a better idea whether a card is still good or fell off after a scenario, or in most cases, is the card good for whales or f2ps? That's why it's recommended to still aim for generic SSRs since longevity is more worth than a one trick pony card
>>573796406Every mature girl with big tits is a mommy, bonus point if she's a dommy
mini sex
>>573795040>requesting Sirius+Throne schedule for MANT, I lost itPlease help me, Danchou is breathing down my neck.
>>573796339Gentilmomma
>>573796574I hate this zoomer trend so fucking much. I can't believe an entire generation of Americans apparently grew up without mothers.
6 - I play career, 7 - I draw my oshi
Tommorow there will be the 2026 Yearlings Select Sale with 270 yearlings listed for sale. At the same sale in 2022, Susumu Fujita bought an unnamed yearling, Forever Darling 2021, for 108 mil Yen. The horse was later named Forever Younghttps://youtube.com/shorts/gNaxqPzbMOM
>>573796705Imagine being in your mid 30s without a family or a house
gyaru sex
>>573796662
>>573796705I'd say about 13% grew without parents
>>573796178How the fuck are you finishing your chains with 5 SSRs. I'm using 4 and getting buttfucked every run gay ass game
Yae
>
>>573796779thank you
>>573796705Listen to this pseud lmao
>not enough powercouldn't be me
>>573796824Simply play the game, again and again
>my trainer voted for some umafans whore instead of me at the fanfest
>>573796885Supah Cureeku Desu
>>573796425>>573796556Ty bwos
>>573796885>F4AWhat does Efforia have to do wtih this?
>>573797072Umama sex
>>573797093Weirdo
>>573797072CHILDHOOD FRIEND SEX, MARRIAGE, PREGNANCY, AND FAMILY
>>573794631Maybe for her Torepi she would??? Who knows.
>>573797182We like her here
>>573797294
>>573797386Smooch Umama
boysex
Time for a nap. Everything (including this thread) will surely be better when I wake up
Why is Suzuka, despite having no lustful features, depicted like this but Falco who has a nearly identical body isn't?
Why did we stop talking about VF? He's back, no?
>>573797656My wife
>>573797779We have Umama now
>>573797763I gooned to Falco more than to Suzuka (once vs never)
>>573797921Is Umama here with us?
>>573798092>zoomer memesYes
Can't wait for Sakura SEXO
>>573798187
>>573779673Not true
CAN WE SKIP OVER TO GRAND LIVE ALREADY I HATE PARENT FARMING SO MUCH ITS UNREAL
>>573798297
>>573798297Hello Umama
>>573796071>gutslet>no second wind
>>573796574Lady G is many things, mommy is not one of them
>>573798436
CAN WE DELAY GRAND LIVE I HATE NOT HAVING ENOUGH TIME TO SAVE UP MORE CARRATS
AAAIIEEEEE STOP GETTING MOOD DOWN
>>573797763Suzuka is aggressive and Falco can't be aggressive despite sharing a room with Tracen's greatest winguma.
>>573788515Super sex
Gentildonna could compress me and put me between her breasts, just saying hahaha... you know
was super creek a big horse?
Falco is so fucking easy bros
Falco doesn't know what sex is
this outfit is a bit lewd
>>573799051Super creek was a horse that could’ve been a mother
>>573799128>>573799086Falco is a losing heroine!
>>573799164You think?
>>573799086
>>573799215>>573799128>>573799086
>>573798920ugly retarded trend
Who is the Messi of Umamusume?
>>573799348Delete this...
>wake up>see thiswat do
>>573799517have my balls drained by Kawakami Princess I hope
>>573799215>>573799348Stop bullying Falco
>>573799517A pure woman like Pisa would never wear that...
>>573799485Uhhh..Kita if you think about it...?
>>573799772That would be Mbappe
Idols bounce like this?
>>573799658Falco sings for JAV producers!
>>573800000quints of trvth i'm afraid...
>>573799485
>>573800000That producer? MeThe audience for those videos? UsThe content? Lovey-dovey mating sex with lots of kissing
Faster for 3000th
>only 50 free pullsIf i wont get Light Helo im fucked...
>>573800404bwo your MANT savings?
>>573800404You only need 5 pulls esl bro
>>573800373Based
>>573800404WE AGREED ON 120K CARATS BY GL
What the fuck is wrong with everyone except for Oguri? She's the only one who's consistently competing for first place
>>573800807if losing...
>>573800807nepobaby umasince they kinda fucked up on her cingray alt expect cygames to ship the first 3rd alt for a character soon
>>573800657I only need 60k
>>573800050
>>573801132It’s like staring at a mirror
isn't this considered really bad manners
>Pushed on year end run with zero energy and third consecutive race, though it gonna be like MANT where bad event could not proc.>Mood down, skin trouble, run ruinedOof.
>>573801397Yes, it's extremely bad manners to leave those bubbles unread.
>>573801397Being baptized in horse daughter sweat is good luck
>>573801514Make me, bitch
>>573800657I'll almost have that much, should be 121k by the time Tachyon drops. Praying I can mlb her in 400 pulls. ONEGAI ONEGAI ONEGAI
>>573801583umama…
>>573801574>Being baptized in horse daughter sweat
>>573801620how many times have you hit on a 40% failure training? it's that.
>>573801803About 60% of the time?
>>573801397Realistically what can a ningen do if an Uma does want they want?
>>573801803Consider instead: 80% to get 3LB and use one crystal that you gained over the last scenario
Am i retarded?
>>573802237put a bag over their head
>>573802282nyes
>mommygrow up fag
>>573802282Depends on your objective of the run
Hey goldship? What did you mean by that?
>>573801803yes, I know the odds, I just don't want to spend 90k carats to mlb her. But there's little alternative. I don't have another SSR speed card, and that's really hurt my deck (the other big hurt is not having Finemo). If I can mlb her in 400 and mlb summer hag in 400 I'll be over the fucking moon.
>>573802351Which umas would unironically enjoy being called mommy? Besides Creek
>>573802517
>>573802517Kingu
You can just chill in open league for a scenario yknow.
>>573802595Nature giving you a cute shoulder bump is criminally, unreasonably, irresponsibly adorable. I can't take it.
>>573802595MY FUCKING RIBS AIIIEE
>>573802672The fact she shoulder bumps you then giggles is so obscenely cute
>>573802801Why did RudolfTore say that? Does he realize the implication?
>>573802517Kingu, Gentildonna, Mejiro Ramonu, Mejiro Ardan, Mejiro Bright, Symboli Rudolf (she would accept Daddy too), Sirius Symboli, Fuji Kiseki, Hishi Amazon, Air Groove (doesn't really show it, but secretly would love), Admire Groove (only from Senior Year), Still in Love
>>573802798>The fact she shoulder bumps you then giggles is so obscenely cutethe idea that a girl would actually do that, holy shit. Now I understand all the goslingposting about Natie, she likes being around (You) and quietly shows it.
>>573802517I think goldship would find it funny and then just roll with it
reminder the REAL villains are the dastardly syndicates (LIKE CHRONO)
>>573783405Now that you are married to Fuji, you know the next step. Reproduce. Do it for Japan.
>>573802341>>573802373It's for Long...
>>573802517scarlet
>>573803080
>>573803081Is Chrono the type of uma you rape or get raped by?
>>573803010>Now I understand all the goslingposting about Natie, she likes being around (You) and quietly shows it.I mean no wonder on her career when you go to the street market where everybody knows her, they're shipping her with the trainer so hard and she gets so embarassed.She's pure girlfriend material.
>>573802517Brian might get a kick out of it.Maru because she's used to it(she's the mom of half of Tracen)Oh and Tazuna
>>573803010>>573803250She is so unfairly cute
>>573802517defintiely flower
>>573803228rape you and takes a picture as a trophy
What parent decks are we using for autoIs f2p cards worth since they're mlb for freepremium "parent cards" are dead because only gigawhales have them mlb right
Meno cute.
>>573803321She's such a... girl.
>>573803321>>573802798>>573802595TRAINER-SAN
>>573803485Anon, I do not know how to tell you this, but all the umas are girlsYes, even Seiun Sky
>>573803631Huh? No, they all got horse cocks, so they're males or futas.
>>573803419I agree!
>>573803662I did not need to know this about your porn habits, please don't share so much next time
We should be raping Fenomeno trainers, they're actual women.
>>573802517MENO!
>>573803770Gold Ship's got the biggest dick.
it's a new day!
neck and neck more like umanko and umanko
>>573803662>>>/r/eddit
>>573803819Oh no, that brown uma is doing things to me...
>>573803876Hehe, because both have a cervix
It's a new day, wake up sleepyhead and do a MANT run
>>573803010>idea that a girl would actually do that No need to imagine. Here’s a cosplayer doing it (FUCK ITS SO GODDAMN CUTE) https://x.com/bx5djh/status/1887786121138159830
>>573803876More like uma head on my cock.
>>573804006This is fucking soulless.
The Umapyoi of '87
Woosh
Ayabbers
>futa, bestiality, 3DPD, FNAF
Anyone want to kiss and make out a lil bit?
>>573804250Thank you gavv for teaching me what fuwa fuwa means
>>573799051He was in the top 10 in terms of weight.Got knocked down by Forever Young tho.
as a white supremacist, I will perform my favorite activity once I meet El Condor Pasa, racemixxing
>>573804336Sure, I want to make out with Maruzensky.
>>573804383She can run on turf and dirt. It doesn’t matter if you mix races
>>573803819MEGA SEXsexSUPER SEXsexsex oh no wait she is french EWSEX SEX
>>573803819King Halo’s mom is way too hot wtf why did cygames do this
can't wait for L'ARC to hit so I can see my wife get fanart again
I need more of these as my opponents.
>>573804860take off the beanie and she's pure sex
>>573804860I have 158 carats I think I could get her
This shit is gonna magically go up to 870k before reset, won't it?
>>573804336Sure, with your mom.
>>573804860Post the picture of her in a dress. One from the 2.5 anniversary art, I think?
>>573804336
>>573804887>>573804860It'll be a nakadashi festa alright once I'm done (I won't) with her.
>>573804949all the >"don't remake your TT team until GL bro" retards must be burning in hell right now
>>573804949It works from the average score, so as long as people manage to get higher scores, yes
>>573805058
>>573804949someone's gonna bring out their buhi alts at the last moment to make it hit 900k
>>573804860For me, it's 12 days.Then the only one I'll be missing is L'Arc Goldship.
...
>>573805368You lost to a nier reference
>>573804860>64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhWLtii3dEo
>>573804949My day 1 MANT teams won't survive this... A week of class 5 won't brick me, surely...
what do we guys think about umamusume x mecha? https://x.com/Specialweeeek_/status/2051521995054203032
>every good furawa parent has taiki grandparentgod damn it
>>573805590I need a SRW type fan game of uma
this isn't funny...
>lived to retain another week
>>573805590I like it
>>573805641>litterWho made this shit
>>573805720Who's the first to get eaten?
>>573805714Low blow
>>573805782HER SWORD HAND BURNS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
>>573805806Tazuna obviously
>>573805124people who aren't remaking teams are content with dropping to class 5 though
>>573805590
>>573805124i redid almost my entire team because its the only way i can do careers nowaday, since i get too lazy to try parent runs
>>573803095Okay Abe I'll do it!
>>573805889This is just infinite stratos x uma musume
aiiiieeeeeeeeeee start already
>>573806089My bro cat...
>>573805124>>573805882What if my MANT umas already gave me 950k?
>>573806089A bro is fine too
why is she doing that fuckass lizard pose
>>573806282Because you're a zoomer who scrolls xitter
>>573806282she wants you to pin her down and go to town with her
>>573806089
Hello friends!!
>>573803126Wheres you stamina parents having those +63 on both sides will make things easier
>>573805136I need her.
>all that money spent>Ug2
good morni- OH MY GOD yesss>>573806282I love the lizard pose
>>573805124I have jumped 150k in score and haven't remade my team, farming rankbloat shitters is easy and no one with a good TT team would be dropping out of class 6.
Kita should be the first uma to get a third alt and it should be a wedding dress made specifically for me
>>573806602>bamboo>ntr
>>573804949you should hit over 900k easily by now
bro sex
cursed
>>573806602spend money on good supports next time nigga, NTR was already trash during MANT and will see 0 use going forward
>>573806671Based Umama post
>>573806671everyone is saying this
dirt sex
>>573806626good morrow..?woah are you gonna crystal her
Can you make this the next OP image, please?
>>573806979wow a genuinely cute maya
Mayano Top Orange
>>573806917dirt mares...
I love older women
>>573807203Same dude
>>573807075Maya is always cute
>>573807347I'm on Team Brian personally, but I can see the appeal.
>>573806194Always the mcqueen pfps
>>573806671NoIt should be CreekSummer, because Wedding would gosling me too hard i could legittimely die.
I really really really really miss longslop
>>573807203Same
>>573807201plappers
What uma has story you don't like but make you hard?
>>573807576brown...
Rickey!
>>573807457imagine the standing naizuri
>>573807576>>573807624brown SEX
>>573807203The older women are now my peers..
>>573807553I don't know Ramonu story, but i'm afraid it may disappoint me hard since her character design is insanely hot.
>>573807671Cafe would look at her trainer husband strangely >get turned into a child >her husband asks for a standing naizuri
>>573806940hihonestly just might yeah the friendship start is low but I CAN CANCEL A CHAIN for easier finishesbroke rn tho
>>573807789>>573807793sex
>>573808013flower is good too for standing naizuri
>>573807793Treating older women to dinner after a day's work...
>>573808029also *gives you 30 energy and PO*are you still willing to pull for lh/tach?my team is looking strong for this cm honestly. I stopped with front memeing and just did laters, I recommend you remake ogurin for late too I hope you're gonna win yours
>>573806602Now imagine if I got fast learner.
>>573808029Wait to see how your LH/Tach pulls go before spending a crystal
>>573807793>>573807532>>573807257>>573807203These gentlemen and scholars in MY /uma/ thread!
i wonder what digitang is thingken about
She's so fucking ridiculously shit. Oguri would never lose any of her races
Guys I think I love Curren Bouquetd'or
>>573808481>Oguri would never lose any of her races
>>573808483This but Feno
>>573808173tried a scuffed late one and she DOES zoom but idk feels less consistent than gw pace...>>573808275ofc and there will be that ticket thingy too for whatever, maru is already 3lb so can use it for something elsenatie is already 1lb so could force 3lb if she really is used a lot later on
oh my
>>573808173White woman pleasant surprise
This is a boy?
>>573808428Umamusume.Maybe her Torena.
>>573808632you deffo should imo try it for round 1 atleast I promise you when oyl and pulse hit you're gonna zoom to 1st place so hardmy kingu and groove is looking goodyou have a lb3 maru wth I had no ideaI'm annoyed my fuji didn't get a gw but it looks solid, we're both winning this time
>>573808516On one hand, trainees are cute On the other, Light Hello is pure sex Hmmmm
>>573808743after 3 years of hormone treatment, yeah
/uma/ is a hag enjoyers general.
For me, it's Sugar Lights.
I wanted to make OP as picrel but bwo said please...
>>573808967>>573808967>>573808967face of the franchise bwead
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>573809006N-no...
>>573808996It was supposed to be a Maya bread...
>>573809071sowwy.. I wanted to make a spe one because it's 3000I can do Maya next
>>573809071we don't support pedos
>>573804336please kill yourself
