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No one asked.No one cares.Shut the fuck up.
3000 BREADSIM READY FOR THE CALSTONE LIGHT O SPRINT BY EXCELUMA
Tachyon LOVECafe is Okay
definitely a midroll at best with not enough races, but what skills am i missing? (budding blossom offscreen) i don't usually paceslop
>>573808967Special Week(improved)
>>573808967KIMI TO
>>573809148spechud if she had bigger tits and acted sluttier
I am starting to notice that stallions make the best uma wives
Digitan LOVE
wa[\spoiler]hey
Spe LOVE
>>573809347why are they six sevening her marvelous sundaes?
>>573809262THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS.
>>573808967spechud.... is sex?
>>573809321Just ctrl+s bro...
>>573809412if I was at home I would but am not..
Can't get over 1200 in two stats awardHow do frontchuds do this?
>>573809401why didn't you post the version with her nipple
how the FUCK do I spend 2 carats
>>573809507they use better wit cards than fuji and dont use bakushin guts if they want more power
>>573809262This.
YUTAKA TAKE (aka John Umamusume) JUST ACHIEVED HIS OVERALL 5,000th CAREER VICTORYHe won it at his father's hometown of Hakodate, no less. Also that's Kenichi Ikezoe's face pasted on the fan there, because he had a race at Fukushima.https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2076278146685644848https://x.com/gallop_keiba/status/2076168520317215150
>>573809507>Wit Fuji
spe love
>>573809148Long straight hair can go a long way to fixing shit designs.
>>573809262Stallions were the true wives before mares became a thing
Does Maruzensky have a non-ugly daughter?
>>573809668>57 years oldHOLY
>>573809794
Yae
>>573809604>>573809734but she gives summer runner hints and +sp bonus...
>>573809946Ahaha, Gold City. You're like a goddess who emerged out of a clear river. Oh yeah, I got that from a comment on your fan's forum.
>>573810187shichitore...
>>573810179stop using guts bakushin it's a birck of a cardborrow MLB maru and run 4 wit or 1 power card
>>573809668It all started thanks to his first wife, Super Creek.
>>573810187
>>573810312based gaslight god
>>573810493it's a shit card bwo..
Thoughts on this cute dog?
>>573810568Her mom is better
>>573810534you're genuinely retarded
>>573808967Face of the Franchise for 3000
>>573810653my wife Fine Motion wouldnt say this
>>573810568Chiiiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
>>573809458
>>573810653youre stupid if you use it. its also a card that can cuck you too, its better to use 3 speed 3 wit if anything
Slow down the thread, excel dancho is stuck at work for the next...huh, 5 hours max. Also, expect a little twist in the 1000 race to commemorate current events
tummy kiss
>>573810769HISHI AMASEXOOOO
>>573810784retard
mhhm yeah why wouldnt it be a random tickezo run
>>573810663Back of the franchise
>>573810534NTA but you're dumb, it's a 20% TE roamerNOBODY cares that it's a guts card you use her for the TEmaybe if you have your own speed bakushin you could borrow something else but otherwise it's goog
>>573810887>shit whitesback to the mines, boy
>>573810360He knowsAlso funny because he was Spe's jockey for most of his career
>>573810784>20 TE roaming card that gives 4 skill hints for sprint corners, sprint straightaways, intimidate, sprinting gear, and gives a gold mice race velocity skill + guaranteed groundworkif you're not borrowing this you are bricked
>>573810312how is it a brick? it gives groundwork guaranteed plus sprint hints in big quantity AND the gold skill is good. if anything i wanna swap kitasan and fuji for some other guts cards...
The John Uma
>>573810851explain how its so good then fucking idiot over something else, you wont cap power with just that card>>573810983>bad argument okay >>573811101>>573811081you can do other borrows.
>all card chains completed >finally got Ayabe’s hot spring ticket >highest leveled uma >Turf and sprint sparks get Admire Vega is SUKI
uma for this feel?
>>573809668>>573810360>>573811078Significant horsesA Shin Hikari, Admire Groove, Admire Vega, Air Groove, Air Messiah, Air Shakur, Agnes World, Copano Rickey, Dance in the Dark, Deep Impact, Do Deuce, Fine Motion, Gold Allure, Haru Urara, Inari One, Kane Hekili, Kitasan Black, Kizuna, Kurofune, Marvelous Sunday, Meisho Tabaru, Mejiro McQueen, Narita Taishin, Oguri Cap, Seeking the Pearl, Silence Suzuka, Smart Falcon, Special Week, Stay Gold, Super Creek, Tosen Ra, Vega
>>573811081I personally would not go that farThere are plenty of good options, but it is a good borrow if the rest of your deck is anemic on Pace skills
my copano? rickey
>>573811139>what are power sparks and unity bursts
>tfw this piece of garbage is ugIt does have fast learner
kimi to fuck
>>573811139have a growing suspicion this is bait so I'll just say if you aren't hitting 1200+ Speed/Power/Wit in Unity without your borrow slot your deck sucks or you suck. I only have Kitasan and FineMo as MLB SSRs and I still do it every time with extra races
>>573811139>doesn't give the argument back why it's a bad argumentI literally explained in what situation it would be ok to borrow something else and that's if you have your own speed bakushin...... I do and didn't train fronts or pacers so I didn't need the card as much but for fronts it's a must borrow of usesurely you have an argument to say back at me
>>573809668Holy shit-this man is legit the face of Japanese horse racing at this point. Japan! Turn him into a holiday!
>>573811164Post her
>>573810845
she will be mine... oh yes... she will be mine
>>573811238Ojisan is really cool
>>573811187I will spark for her, if needed
>>573811531Every day I wish I had her.....
>>573811390bad faith argumentok have fun borrowing a brick
>>573811471
>>573810375sex with dorks
>>573811139If it works it works
>>573811708She wss the one 3* I got from the Kitasan free rolls. I am happy to have her
>>573811780>End without leap forward >Not turning her into a late for OYLBricked...
>>573811139well i dont have sprint parents with enough groundwork lineage to feel comfortable just inheriting it so the alternative is power falcon...
rerolling sparks should also give double fans
>>573811780gwo your wit? your sprint s? your uma stan?
>>573811854Betting sex over a card game she is confident in and watching her face fall as she draws the worlds most bricked opening hand
>>573811743I think I won that argument thoyou can prove me wrong by showing your fronts made without her of course but I don't think you willbakushin guts is very good and a very easy borrowwhen I was doing my suzu/maru runs I was borrowing maru MLB for my runs because I have my own speed bakushin but for my own maru bakushin guts was a great borrow
>>573811965NYEH
>>573812075>1:08gwo....
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>573812182The time is randomized
>ywn go home and spend the night with your retired trainee uma wife
>>573812220YADA YADA!!!
>>573812182>believing the made up number oh no no no
>>573811932I was unaware of her seductive brown charms when she initially released and havent rolled on many uma banners since (got 0 spooks on both free Kita and Dia rolls)Until I eventually get her (might just have to wait for her daily legend race) I will have to make do with replying hishi amasexo whenever I see her posted.
When is the next Uma Musume animated show/movie coming out? How come we don't have any announcements yet?
>>573812057ok retard
>>573812220I think you should eat a bullet
>>573812182>>573812019MmmmWe do have two days before the CM actually starts. I guess I can finalize a more complete and stronger Ayabe
>>573812308Sweepy might say this
>no new follows from my sprint rudolf parentgrrr
>>573812057I dont really care about what you guys are arguing about but I think this anon won because they posted really cute Suzuka artwork.
>>573812308Sweepy could say this
>>573812308Sweepy would cast Upcast Magic Missile to Lvl9.
>>573812220
>>573812296I'm not gonna even use an image slot anymore so other anons can post cool pictures you're giga dumb>>573812404if that's the one that popped on my guests I was considering it for my spe but I think I already have my team finalized gomen..>>573812434I like suzu and I attempted fronts but I genuinely can't see them winningmaybe if you have pulse on them
>>573812220take it for yourself
>>573812251> spending the night with retired trainee uma wife> after fucking your new young trainee during the day
>>573812578>removes nose bandaid
>>573812404If she has leap forward + racing stam I'd use it
>>573810983>it's a 20% TE roamerwe're still parroting VF's TE gaslight in fucking 2026?
>>573812650Two-timing is gay.
>>573812650Don't do that to Natie
>>573812713I'm sorry that you're still playing MANT anon and have no idea what training effectiveness does
>>573812713MANTbwo your favorite scenario is dead... TE 'gaslight' is back on menu
KITABAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE IS MY HECKIN PROF OF CURVATURE????? MY HECKIN MIDRACERINO??? CHASING BRILLIANCE IN FUCKING SENIOR SEPTEMBER???
>>573810769>>573808516sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>just train bourbon>6th place spring tennoyeah sure
>>573812573Yeah fronts just get run down this cm, they have no way to properly build a lead. I like both her and Bourbon a lot but after running Bourbon a bunch during MANT I think I might just say goodbye to fronts entirely (outside of LoH).
>>573812708Feels the aura
>>573808967Marvelous Sunday in 4 hours
>>573813087marvelous sunday races AND the exceluma sprints?
Which scenario is best for parent runs now?
>>573812958I just hope to MLB tach with atleast 400 rolls and I'm playing pacers only nowmy favorite umas like makween are gonna be viablehelios coming out soon (yes yes she's a front even though all her skills are perfectly viable as pace chaser too)chevacchi and gentil tooI'm only gonna miss seiun she's my top5 uma
>>5738130873 hours. Wrong timezone.
>>573813156Sometimes you have to make concessions and run umas in a suboptimal style (though I think Helios actually works just fine as a pace. I'll be forcing umas I love as lates too, even though their kit may not be suited for it.
will the auto mode actually be useable for parents or is it all ephemeral
>>573813502for parents it's "fine" but doing it yourself will always be better
>>573813498helios has literally no problem with being a pace all of her skills and evos never require her to be a front or be 1st late race or anything
>>573813502It is actually better to do it in auto than manually
>>573813156
>>573813502its just really good for fan runs/dailiesits alright for parents, if you're shit at making parents or dont make them at all, then its great. but if you spend 5-10 runs/day grinding out parents, then this will be mediocre
>>573813739@umagrok edit out her bra
>>573813618>>573813747>>573813780Who do I believe?
https://youtu.be/NXTO3m1B_h4do you remember what was taken from us
>>573809262>>573809765Ardan big love
>>573813873We are saying the same thing. You are just new.
I just had an amazing fap to Maruzensky.
>>573813873Doing it yourself will produce the most consistent results, but the auto plays by its own rules, so it not consistent, but can be better, like being able to randomly win races you wouldn't be able to afford normally due to aptitudes
FOOOOOOOOO
Ayabe SUKI
if the update is BIG, then auto is in part 1if the update is SMALL then auto is in part 2
>>573814074And this retard is the reason the Oguris were deployed
>>573814150I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca-wnmaPNWw draft horse kino gets great intros for their big races
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HegU4m4NCJA
Gold City feet in my mouth
inaris ones...
Will dirters have rights after this next patch?
I'm able to groundwork my late surger, does that do anything or is it a waste?
>>573814440youll just get pdm'd
Is 400 stamina safe for sprint cm or do I take a blue skill to be sure?
>>573814313I want to stick my hand deep into her cleavage
>>573814440no point and it can even brick you id your unique requires you to be like 5-6th
>>573814483>>573814538gotcha, thanks bwos
>>573814313>>573814519400 600 800 1000-1200that's what I was told the stam needs are per distance
>>573814519Why has she got her tongue out like that?Also yeah you're fine
>>573814426if the fronts are really strong it can help you keep up
>>573814519HydrateCorner777FestiveU=Ma backup
>>573814426No>>5738145191000 stam + a gold or your danchou kicks you out
>>573814557
>>573814527>>573814313Need her steamy edo umanko in my face
is there anyone here who WOULDN'T have sex with helios
>>573814760
Which uma has her first kiss with a cock tip?
I still don't have 9* parents.
I HAVE NO MID RACEKITASAN?????????
>>573814961she should've had an animation like Maru where she dances around I think that would have fit her more
>>573814883
>>573814883She would only have sex with women though
>>573814959if she says no, I'm going with Gentil
>>573814961Calstone too cute
>>573814883Me
>>573814883her propaganda has been most effective
Would anyone be willing to tell me what LB do the generalist / Late surger and pace cards come online? It would help a lot planning but I know no one with enough knowledge...
Which uma uses the largest dildo?
>>573815293https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
is daiichi ruby for (me) or am i going to get trainerzoned again
>>573815315chan
Dancho is at his j*b so the Calstone 1000 is gonna be a couple lengths away
what should this be used for?
damn, keiba anon said a horse named voulezvous won a race last night and nobody asked, voulez vous coucher avec moi c'est soir? I didn't say it because I fell asleep.
>>573815371She is, but her Trainer has imposter syndrome and thinks he isn't good enough for her.
>>573815293Go to the VFcord they will help you
uh oh sharp gaze
>>573815293The list of good cards that dont need at 3lb is very short. SiL speed technically works at low lb but just like with Creek playing without that friendship gauge is painful
>>573815293Go https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare and see the LB where you get a new important thing. That's all you need to know for card LB evaluation. Assume going forward every non-pal card needs at least 2-3 LB.
>>573815403danchou works on a sunday...?
>>573815548affected by 1%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwdTIJwh750
is NSM brick
Why doesn't Ruby just rape her toreIs she stupid
>>573814883made for ojii-san's dick
>>573815792cool and handsome
>>573815792sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
late or end sweepy?umalator says end but >>>endlate has OYL but no PoC
>>573815454The Black Speech of that accursed country is forbidden in these threads.
>>573815986the late with oyl is more likely to gamble a win
>>573815986Your End Sweepy has like 500 skill points worth over your Late, of course she would win more often
>>573816062I hate how dense helios is because I like helipama actuallyno I'm not a woman I'm a 30+ guy
I prefer Daiichi Sapphire.
>>573816081actually nevermind I just saw how little mid race your late hasshe's a brick
>>573814883Ruby
>>573815975ok but how does a trainer actually get out of this predicament without either breaking the law or breaking her heart
No Uma would love any of you shut up.
>>573816268G3 is the last good pkmn gen
>>573815914>2 weeksPalmer is that easy?
>>573816345Umama would
>>573816410gen 4 was fine too but it was mostly evolutions from old gens
>>573816421That's Dober
>>573816421>Palmer
>>573816345Obviously, umas would be women if they were real, and women are incapable of loveBut they are not real, thankfully
>>573816345Explain Super Creek then.
>>573816345Obviously, I'm unloveable
which umas were descendants of secretariat again?
>>573815441For hard to get events, like curing debuffs thru training
>>573816143>>573816269back into the sweepy minesif i get nothing better i will just field the end one
>>573816607She's a fetishist.
>>573815042shichi
>>573815441The events you'll never see naturally, especially failure state ones. Like, can you ever imagine yourself getting the bad ending for a career on an uma, when stats bloat only gets higher over time? Can you see yourself getting exactly 4th place on a race where there's a unique scene for that because 5th is run ending instead of the bad result cutscenes?
>>573816987Now have your hotter mom dress like this.
Anons what's a good deck to make the best speed debuffers? Is this alright? I will morph them into end closers too since I think its the best way right?
>>573815441The ones you'll never earn like yukinas snow walking or career fuckup states.
>>573817164bakushin speed has good debuffs too
>>573817249doto and dotoposters owe me sex
>>573817164>debuffs You deserve no rights. Scarlet, do what you wish
Maruzensky recommended me some old timer metal band called System of a Down. Any of you know it?
>700 wit>prepared to passthis can't be real, fine motion has to be bugged
>>573817164Since you're bringing intense gaze you'll want a source of end closer savvy, replace ardan with guts ayabe and get hesitant pace off of marvelous instead as well.
>>573817389>System of a Down>old timer metal bandoh my god anon, have you even graduated high school?
>>573817420You didn't smooch her
>>573817334It's over anon, I had a nishino flower that won 0 out of 40 test races because she had no mid race, then for fun I tried to use 2 dominator debuffers in sprint to help her and she won.It was at that point when I realized I would just be running 2 doms and 1 ace or I wont be winning against xmas oguri at all
>>573817420it is complete luck, i've had fan runs wherein speed star pops up at 2 turns to debut
>>573817420it's about a 25% failure chance at 700 wit, iirc
why did they call it system of a downs
Will I really be using 3 speed cards after Pasa comes out?
Mun!
Speaking of debuff, is a mant s.golshi parent better than an aoharu one?
>there's more wypipo in australia than in america right nowtragic
>>573817769hit me bue?
>>573817478> end closer savvyIsnt this just going to add 60 wit for positioning that does not affect skill triggers? what's the reasoning?
Curren please I need this
>>573817856Intense gaze hits target in field of view, savvy skills extend field of view.
dangmaybe i should pull for the hag after all
>>573817903alright, thanks
I want to get 1400 power so bad but it's fucking impossible.
>>5738164803 was the last I played growing up, so it's the last good one, everything after is bloat and looks super damn messy and gay.
how do i not agemasen this deck
>>573817735GL's gimmick is based all around training to earn 5 currencies, and one of the optimal ways to play is to stick to 2 specific training types that cover 4 of the 5 currencies. The pal Light Hello will cover the 5th because she gives what you have the least of. Speed+Wit is by far the best of the options that cover 4 currencies, so pretty much everyone will run 3 speed + 2 Wit + Light Hello almost any time they play GL.
>>573818046but Hikari and Lillie are the best pokegirls
>read milfhunter manga>alright motherfucker>realize these girls are my peers>actually one year younger HELP ME /uma/
MARUZENSKY PLEASE GIVE ME GROUNDWORK I NEED THIS
>>573818204Pasa is after GL though.
Students are forbidden from finishing their SSR chains.
>>573818214Anon, sometimes you need to think with more than just your dick.
EL NUMERO UNO
>>573818214I've busted the most loads to Rosa
>>573818214
>>573818214pokesluts work outside of wanting to play the games
>>573818059Try turning down the brightness so you don't blind the umas
Wolf ears vs rabbit ears
>>573818360my fav pokemon is flygon though so I like gen3 a lot but still the other newer gens are okay
>>573818230Dancho...
>>573818398Marry (slightly) older women
NEED Maruzensky wedding skin
>>573818735
>>573818360The thinking man's pokegirl is Serena.
Ramen Menu
CM test3164 63233164 63233164 6323
>>573818214Hikari's outfit is the most ridiculous out of all the poke girls for sure.
>>573818306It depends on the scenario then. They tend to do gimmicks that promote running 1 of each type + a pal eventually.
>>573819141One tonkotsu, please!
:D
>>573818524This, we should have stopped your ancestors from coming here so we wouldn't have so many lazy gacha faggots failing to have a family they support and instead sending their money to Asian waifu game devs like complete failures of life.
>>573818484bunny biwa...
>>573819570What is she so happy about?
>>573818524It's really funny that faggots not only playing waifu gacha games but then spending their time posting about them on 4chan regularly think anyone immigrating to their country is a bigger drain on society or net loss then they are. Like yeah I'm a loss too but I own up to it, I know there's damn near 0 immigrants worse than me because an immigrant is going to end up taking a real job and living a real life.
>>573819731A happy customer makes a happy chef.
>>573816834So am i.
>>573819176Curren sucked someone off for promoted pace status
>>573818735>Maruzensky wearing Ramonu wedding dress would be kino, someone gen this
>>573819141
>>573820434hag, blueballing race autist.i hate her
>>573809946desperately needwhy didn't you come home
>turf s and sprint s on the same inspirationSome of you guys are alright, don't go to the sprint cm day 1
reminder that the 3 speed 2 wit deck build is ONLY for people who have good stamina sparks, in GL you get no free stats like in MANT, don't have Riko like in Unity, and Light Hello only gives speed/wit/SP, so you depend entirely on inheritance and training if you aren't making stamina parents right now you are bricking yourself, and the clock is slowly ticking
>>573815975>>573816318give her a plush of ruby that you won from the crane game
>>573820504
Hags.Thoughts?
>>573820579I am going to Donna's bed day 1
>>573820665go on, pull the trigger. that way, i'll be reincarnated as creek's trainer instead
>>573820642i will shrimply mlb creek
The more you know
>>573820782Air Groove but not Symboli Rudolf?also I hate Ram*nu
>>573820782creek isn't a hag...
>>573820782MARRYSEXMARRY SEX AND NAKADASHIhugstay away
>>573820782Creek = Maru > Ramonu > Ramonu > Pearl
>>573820642>in GL you get no free stats like in MANT,Cute misinformation, it would be a shame if people checked the song stock and noticed it was wrong
>>573821024> [...] Air Groove > PearlWit check failed
>>573820957you know you're making her sad when you say that, right?
>>573820642Good thing I just got my first 9* stam
>>573820642YAMERO
>>573821243it's still completely random tho, you could go a run without a single stamina song, leaving you with sub-300 stam if you didn't bring creek and are stuck with puny 6* stam sparks
>>573821043only a few songs give stats and they are the equivalent of buying 1 scroll and 1 note from the MANT shop bro, that's literally nothing
>>573820642>only one GL Long CMWhoa, so bricked bwo...
>>573821214I will simply call her Mommy and she'll be happy again
>>573821426uhh, your TT umas!?!?!??!
Chami Police: Freeze!What were you gonna do?Average Joe: I don’t know!Chami Police: Guys like you always say that!You know exactly what you were gonna do. Use the rest of your borrows before CM on making Pace Nishino!Then it’d be too late to turn back.It’d be easy to sell out.Let’s go meet some nice policemen.They’re good guys. Let’s go.Average Joe: I’m the bad guy?Yeah.How did that happen?I did everything sloptubers & /uma/ told me to.Did you know I've never used money on support card banners?I help to keep this game balanced.You should be rewarded for that.Instead, they give rewards to the Oguri users. They lied to me.Chami Police: Is that what this is about?You’re angry because you got lied to?Is that why I had to go 4/1 instead of 5/0?They lie to everybody.They lie to the fish!That doesn’t give you any right to use Double Dominator.The only thing that makes you special is that trainee over there. Now, let’s go.
>>573821426the dirt med cm is gonna have higher stam requirements than the long because of no downhills while nakayama 2500 has 400m of downhill
>>573821449I'd love a series of Tazuna NTRing all the umas.>trainer how could you love a human woman instead of us???>Tazuna lifts her at slightly with a devilish grin
>>573821572Just use skills bwo. Have you seen the top TT long team? His umas only have 500ish STA
>>573821629They end up being about the same actuallyArima has the notorious uphell section
Why does this manga have mind break?
>>573821425>the backpedal began alreadyyeah a scroll + note is "literally nothing", surely not enough for all races but long when combined with the consistent bump in stats you get naturally through a run, especially the big dump of stats in the final 6 or so turns.
>>573821629also speed cap is increased which makes you drain stamina fasterpeople love to miss this part a lot
>>573821810Uphills don't cost more HP (technically slightly less as well since given any distance, the HP cost of traversing it becomes lower the lower your speed is)
Air Groove looks like she would want to sit on my face
>>573821426And it's 2500m too keknext real long isn't until CM24CM17 could be tough since no downhills but it's xog territory so stamina is a non issue
>>573821871because this manga has been selling like shit forever so they had to exaggerate everything that happens
>>573822012only an imbecile would think this
>>573822012
>>573822103air groove..
>>573822001My mistake thenFunny coincidence that the healless stam requirement ended up being fairly similar then
>>573821871it's the teio three fracture things, but the uma never even got to have any major accomplishments
>>573821810uphills don't use extra stamina even if they would IRL
I wish I had an umawife
>>573808967Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
anons are gonna do their first OGC run, end with 300 stamina if not less, then say "that's good enough for medium I think"
>>573822403>rudolf>bad puns>ugly umasNo thanks
>>573822403Kute Kris....
I don't know why, but Grass Wonder singing this song is so amusing to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIwUj4kWCxM
>>573820782>Thoughts?many, all of them indecent.
>>573822589this type of gaslight is completely retarded. you end with more than 300 stamina by default because of the stat bloat from events alongside the stat boosts from the shop.
>>573822713Grass WOULD dress like this but make sure it's a one time only photo
>>573822589>OGCTB is barely used, I really do not think we will use that
boy sex
>>573822606ayabe is not erotic
OGC is what I do when I see umanko oh it feels so good
>>573822991Coitus with Boytoys
>>573814519Yeah. Unless you're taking all the stam drain skills.Still probably be fine, but would have to check
I think GC has a chance of catching on and possibly supplanting GL the same way Unity supplanted Aoharu. Not OGC, though. Most sloptubers also say Trackblazer/TB so that's also what most normies are saying. Seems to only be the weeb areas trying to stick with MANT.
thoughts about the translated names?
>>573819570
It's actually called Large Concert because that's what Light Hello says when I pull down my pants
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>573823464no thoughtshead empty
>>573823464they all seem totally finetrackblazer was the only odd one
>>573823529I taught my bot how to do spark rerolls so I'm free until GL
>he doesn't kiss his trainee goodbye at the end of the day
>7 food events during career>never get slow metabolismhime I kneel
>>573823681Grass Wonder makes that face at me after I surprise her with a kiss.
>his trainee doesn't live with him
I tongue kiss Grass every day
so is auto gonna be actually usable, or it's gonna do some slop runs?
>>573823681I need her to look at my penis like that
>>573820570gyarus banner trust
Shichi!
>>573820642>you need 18* speed parents or you're fucked for GL>no wait scratch that >you need 18* stam parents or you're fucked for GLcan't you fuckers at least stick to one gaslight?
>>573823681Smooch?
>>573820862USO DARICE WOULD NEVER
>>573824023You still have to do aces yourself if that is what you are asking about
>>573824232Don’t open
I like her design
3000 threads already huh? Time sure does fly
>>573824023it's perfectly good for fans or decent enough parents, but you'll do manual runs for aces. they will never provide an auto mode that performs on the level of a human for everything.
>>573823681My trainee doesn't even show up to practice most days...
>>573824479>>573824023>aces yourselfthat's the fun part of the game, i'm just wondering if it's good enough for spark/parents farm or is it just fans slop
...
What are good Korean uma sites? So i can check their old aces for CMs
>>573824472she looks greco-roman
>>573824023Ignore the gaslighters, it's better for making parents. It can guarantee race wins so long as you have the right aptitudes, also guarantees card event hints, and you can pre select choices to make. You will always end up with near max affinity + all skill hints every run with it.
Okay I'll do it today. What's the easiest way for me to do Completionist?
>>573824661Smoooooooch
>>573815895sauce
Masquerade Ball has arrived in England alongside Wurttemberg to race in the King George VI & Queen Elizabeth Stakes in Ascot
>>573824642fans are full value, sparks/parents are decent at least. you can provide it a race schedule and tell it to use clocks and give it a very loose stat goal (low/regular/high stam). you buy skills yourself after the run ends as if it was a run where you bought 0 skills. so it's pretty decent for sparks, and gets really good for it over time as it becomes reliable for the bot to be passing 1100 stat barriers, which it won't be doing regularly in GL. overall it's great just for the fact that you can be doing way more parent runs even on days you don't have time to really play, it's essentially 2 minutes a run to log in/redeem a run/start a new run.
>>573824232that 18* speed sparks stuff is exclusive to mega whales who do nothing but fish for high rolls all day for now, it's only after 3rd anniversary where supports get so strong you can reach the scenario caps with only 1 or 2 cards
>>573824661surprised konoshige can do cute little comics since I'm more familiar with his downright dirty preggo stuff
>>573825246Pregnant Dober...
>>573825126Look at this duuuuuude
>>573825178that sounds great, can't wait
>>573824821>It can guarantee race wins so long as you have the right aptitudesit can spend clocks, which is still not a guarantee just like it isn't in a normal run>also guarantees card event hintsit literally just simulates a run so not sure why you think that's true>and you can pre select choices to makeah I see, you're thinking of the wrong auto mode, we're getting the one that auto selects the top choice every single time. there is no UI spot to pre select choices.
>>573825382holy fuck, I wish he'd draw that
Marital arguments with umas!
>>573825438No, you are thinking of the wrong mode. We are getting the one that let's you select which event choices to make. And it doesn't use clocks, the races are guaranteed. If you have A aptitude in both Distance and Track then it is 100% win rate guaranteed.
>>573825673
>>573825772>We are getting the one that let's you select which event choices to makeI've never seen that in the UI, show a screenshot of the event choice selection. The OG auto lets you pause the auto to manually select choices, the new one literally just has a 50 minute timer with no input and no menu to make choices last I played JP with it.
>>573824693Try thisConnection is sloooooowhttps://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/
I feel you Laisu...
>>573818042have any of you done this
>>573825438the video doesn't show it but the option to choose which outcome events have is below the race schedule. for Kita's second event for example you can make it so the bottom option is always selected, giving you straightaway adept always. the other auto mode also has this option btw.https://x.com/warikiryan/status/2073550801478230372?s=20
When is the Rickey propaganda anyway
>>573825978>Rice shower borrowCreekbros...
>>573826426Rice is very cute
Torepi
>>573826426Very selective browsing on your part
>>573826301Already happened back in May and June
>>573824805I am sure that was the intention
>>573826426Calling Rice power bad was the biggest Unity gaslight. Rice + Riko was easy 1k stamina + Swinging Maestro, and you can cap power while doing it.
Being taikis trainer is an occupational health hazard
>>573826276>for Kita's second event for example you can make it so the bottom option is always selected, giving you straightaway adept alwaysOh, I get what you're talking about, and it's not "event choice selection", it's telling the AI you want certain skills. You cannot prioritize energy events, for example. You also can't tell it to take Kita's Straightaway Adept without also telling it to take every other choice which gives Straightaway Adept, even if the alternate options there might be better. It's better than nothing and lets you do things like get Lone Wolf from SR Sweep easy enough, but it's not the same thing as letting you pick event options yourself like the regular auto mode does (because you can stop the auto and manually make choices for the current event at any time). You can absolutely fail races with A aptitudes, it's just uncommon with the JP stat bloat. We will have far less stat bloat and see more common failures.
>>573826426>1100 powerI dont think power rice was very good...
>>573826590Not now Helios
>>573826301She's so close
>>573826739cute inu musume
>>573826426>not fully charged (1201 power)HOLY BRICK
>>573826739taiki going for the kill
>>573826952they didn't have it, conserve power is supposed to be 2nd anni
>>573826229eating laisu porridge...
>>573826726is she based on a horse with a greco-roman name or something?
>3000 threads in a yeargod DAMN
>>573826969
"All women are crazy"~Danchouhow does he know??
>>573827510It's telling you the name "Dear Charlotte "So no
Can't get groundwork or uma stan but my patience is running out
>>573827720
>>573826254Highest I've got. It seems basically impossible to get 1400 in any stat unless you're extreme godrolling or gimping yourself in some other way.
Yes I am going to use Double Dom next CM& the one after & the one after that too(You will be spared for the Arima)And then again And then you will be spared again AnywaysFUCK you
okay would anyone borrow THIS then1* green sucks but a 3* turf is optimal..
>>573828045Being her trainer must be rough
>in a yearavrg bakuretard
>>573828104Maybe for a smooch
>>573827880I assumed that's the legally distinct umamusume name since they usually change those unless they get permissions
>>573827947>no SfVBrick Uma>butNoYou need it
>>573828174the real horse was Air Chariot since no one else is being helpful
If uma really wanted to breed their trainer they would be much more aggressive about it it
>>573828091Ruby Hate
>>573828104>Sprinting gearBricked
>>573828045taiki cute
>>573828104>taikiI would in GL cause idk if it's worth doing aces still, still have no taiki so
>>573826254I got 1333 on a run yesterday where I just got a ton of purple bursts on power at the end. I've only been trying for Burning Spirit PWR, not specifically 1400 though
>>573828313retard
>>573828254thank you, that ties things together.
>>573828104Where is Head-On
Why is Umama so bad at this game when she spends so much
umama mentioned...
>>573828537>Where is Head-OnRUGHT FUXKING HERE
>>573828652My gf
>>573828537it was applied directly to the forehead
>>573828091Ruby Rape
>>573828759Head on? Yeah on my head
Who the fuck is still training aces for CM16?
how long left until auto? I don't know if danchou will let me stay much longer without playing...
fixed
>>573828312>>573828881>Oh? It seems my superiority has caused controversy...
>>573828091Ruby LOVE
>>573829127*raises paw*
>>573829272Anyone but you
>>573828613>>573828652Umommy...
>>573829127>doing aces for cm17 when next scenario is just gonna shit all over it
>>573829272SiriusTore...
>>573829127What else is there to doLETS GO RICKEY isn't out yet evenUnless you want to start doing mock CM17 races now
*loses*
>>573829201probably gl launch so idk like 10 days
>>573829381>>573829404Do fan runs retards or parent farm
>no invites after posting my IDTime to go the route of Gold City
>>573812569she should cast Diacute x 4 then FI-FI-FI-FI-FI-FIYAAAH
>>573829553where did you post your id
>>573828308I think spending a night together alone is pretty aggressive
>6 more months until mirakogrrrr
>>573829553Whats your id
>>573829474I'm so sorry danchou.....
>>573829484>Do fan runs retardsNice try Danchode
>>573828045She is just a bug dog
>>573829484Fuck you danchou. Go farm your own fans. Only retards like you work for free.
>>573829484>fan runsYou can suck mine Danchou
>>573829241I WILL pump this princess' umanko with my semen
>900 stam>700 gutsSo you don't even need stam/pwr card, huh? Was that all a gaslight?
>>573829862You're not even in an /uma/ club
>>573829656CRISCO DRINKINLARD GARGLINCALORIE THIEVINSALAD DODGINWIDE LOADHUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOKIRBYCOOK WITH A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAYGO TO SUBWAY PUT EVERYTHING ON ITHAPPY THAT HOSTESS IS BACK IN BUSINESS MOTHERFUCKER
>>573829656I usually don't care for tubby art, but Mirako has me reconsidering.
>>573829916just bee yourself
>>573828091>>573828312>>573828881>>573829262
>>573830043It's the principal Also sssssh shut up!!!!
>>573829636>>573829658last night, late, ended up spending 14 hours at work... no invites. ID: 426739447626going to bed...
>>573830212>>573822403Haythere danchou there's one here
>>573829723a bug dog sounds like a terrifying enemy
>>573829916it's a gaslight but you're also being misled by this. The parents of a JP player are MUCH stronger than our parents, for starters. Also, is that in GL? There's no shot you're getting 1400+ speed either, you're more likely to see 900 with that deck.for reference a very good modern JP guts/speed deck gets something like this in GL auto.
>>573830495>3 speed cards >900 speed>in a training scenario wtf are you saying
>>573830212*spreads ass*Gaythere dancho get in here!
how many copies of tachyon and hello do I need? I hate rolling for cards, especially with yeppers banner so close in proximity
>>573829895
>>573830591We're talking about auto mode, where the AI is going to ignore your speed cards and try to get more even stats by clicking power and guts even if you tell it to do low stam.
>>573830727 nobody was fucking talking about auto mode
>>573830696You VILL pull 600 times
>>573830696Light Hello is copable at 0lb you'd really like 2lb for the 10 TETachyon's biggest advantage is her sp bonud which she needs 3lb+ for. She's kinda mlb or bust like Kita
>>573830696"need"? 0. If you want to win CMs then you should aim for MLB Tachy and 2LB LH minimum, but that still leaves you at a disadvantage vs people with MLB both.
>>573830191I LOVE this image
>>573830853>>573830881I only have 40k carats it's fuarking over
>>573830727Retardbro...
doto....
please help why the fuck does neither of these perform well?
>>573830696LB2 would be ideal on a normal budget imo. Tachy is MLB or bust more or less, can be borrowed ofc
Good night friends!!
>they thought the cancer has been beaten
>>573831021
>>573830191Why is Ruby so upset?
>>573830959nothing wrong with chilling in open league for a scenario traina!you can roll on umas!
>>573831085umasumi
>>573831025left doesnt have enough finishing speed to not get overtaken by people behind you proccing pulse, right doesnt have enough accel
>>573831214Who knows
>>573830959pro tip, skip the banner and just borrow Light Hello MLB from a whale for the scenario. It'll feel bad missing Tachyon, sure, but you're not MLBing her either way without serious luck and even if it's a cope you can still easily use cards like Sweep Tosho SR. It won't be long until the next must pull banners with the next scenario, and you can MLB Ramonu and then the group card for it if you save now, something most people will not be able to do because they're dumping it all on tachy banner. The game absolutely becomes the sort of thing where f2p cannot MLB all the must-pull cards anymore, get a headstart and skip this scenario's banner.
>>573831025you've been scammed by the sprint A mafia
>>573831229NTA but Open League is a lonely colorless place>tfw can't participate in /uma/ lobbies with dacchis
>>573831408"headstart" when anon then still only has Kita as a good speed card in GM lmao
>>573831451Join UnaExcel and take part in their open league autism
>>573831214From what I've gathered that others have said about her relationship with her trainer: she's realizing that her standoffishness has made her trainer feel like he's not good enough for her, even though she actually cares for him.
>>573830781>>573831000oh, sweetie, don't tell me you think people are going to be manually training once auto comes...
>>573831295ok and how do i fix it
>>573831547No Open League autism to be seenNobody even makes rooms for it to post on here
>>573831519that's what the borrow slot is for, Kita + Borrowing a speed SSR specifically good for that ace's situation is fine for GM. GM doesn't need 3 speed cards.
>>573831451you wont be able to do that either without mlb tachyon gwo
umanko thrust
>>573831438helios would be the stepmom who stepped up
>>573831579Left would need homestretch haste/racing spirit:stam and sprint sRight would need at least head on and ideally the skills mentioned above.
>>573831747yes you can, A+ with Kita is plenty. using both makes it very hard to stay A+ without fucking your other stats or skills.
>>573831705Ah yes skip tachyon so you can roll on ancestors and then still be down a borrow slot to not be able to use on the typical borrow gold skill cards
JIGI DES WA
> Trying to roll a parent with like 4 or 5 specific whites> A billion whites on parents already but half the time they don't show upThis sucks
>>573831747You mean I can't just get 1LB Light Hello & borrow Tachyon & use my SR Wit cards?YAAAAADAI DON'T WANNA CARD ROLL AGAINI DON'T WANNA GO TO A NEW SCENARIO I DON'T WANNA STOP USING MY NTRYADA YADA YADAAAAAAAAAYAAAAYAAAAAAAA DAAAAAA
>>573832007You either have locked borrow slot in GL or in GM. You can pull both tachyon and ancestors without bricking yourself
>>573831850uh huhand should i go groundwork build or neck and neck build?
>>573832139That's true! You can!
>>573831926no i meant he cant join lobbies here anyway without the human rights cardcuz his umas will suck
>>573832007You can whine and cry all you want, but this is reality and the player doesn't have unlimited resources so they have to make a tough call. if you can't even guarantee 2LB tachyon, then yes you should just skip it and use sweep sr instead, because sweep sr is better. if they listen to you and end up with a 1LB tachyon it's literally not worth using and now they not only are fucked for this scenario but for the next one too because they won't be able to save for those cards either.
>>573832170groundwork is really good in sweaty lobbies (so finals) and also comes with the good skill hints that bakushin has. I think if you can still get good power then bakushin is the way to go, but neck and neck would do better in qualifying rounds because I think the average uma player will not have groundwork on his paces, meaning your will shot up to the front and kill herself via pace promotion. Head on should be enough
Pretty Derby
I put gw on my Taiki and she's 1st most of the race but because of that she doesn't proc her ult neither budding blossomwas putting gw on paces a gaslight?
>sweep sr is better than tachyon PFFFFTTTTTTTT
Reminder that SR sweepy is as good as LB3 Tachyon. You don't need Tachyon for GL, you can skip her
>>573832068focus on affinity, it matters more than specific whites because you want whites that show up more than whites that don't.
Reminder that Neo Universe is Neo Cutieverse
>>573832203This is after 1lb SMaru. Just don't roll on uma and it's fine.
I have insider info that uma&co are botting.
>>573832565>Just don't have funPost cards and umas
>>573832441>I outed myself as being unable to read a post correctlyPFFFFTTTTTTTT
I love Rice
>>573832565>he wont have umas to loop
I will roll on TachyonIf I do not MLB her, I will quit the game and play better onesIt is as shrimple as thatThere will always be another MANT
>>573830191>>573830724>>573830815I said rape as a joke Do not assault me with Ruby Propaganda or I might roll for her
>>573832441Yes, faggot, if you can't guarantee 2LB tachyon then Sweep SR is leagues better.
Torena, torena on the call, who's the chudest of them all?
>>573832925If you cant guarantee 2LB Tachyon you should stick to Open League is what you should be sayingLeaving out information is cruel
>>573832925kikegames need to give out more crystals to global
the uma&co discord is talking about botting to overtake umama. theyve already started pounding out the fan count
MLB Tachyon is Human RightsMLB her or die trying
>>573832503This. The reason to pull on that banner is not Tachyon but Light Hello and free pulls making it less of an investment. The reason to pull for Tachyon is that if you're already pulling for Light Hello you might as well put in 600 pulls instead of 400 to get an MLB Tachyon too, it's only a 200 pull investment. If you're not actually getting the card to MLB then it's not worth investing in.
Are these leagues in the room with us right now
>>573833217Umama provided then with the new edenbot though
>>573833054shut up fatty
>>573833054Special Chud
>>573832821>There will always be another MANTJP is up to like scenario 20 and hasn't had another MANT yet.
>>573833217provide the sauce or I'm not eating the dish buddy
>>573832772I hate Rice desu wa
>>573833294This individual rolled for Brick Motion SSR because biiiig number.
>>573833294Why are you showing lb1or is lb1 tachy the goal, I haven't looked
>>573832512The whole point of parenting is to get certain whites, I already have a bunch of 90+ affinity parents to throw around.
abomination against god that hit double sprint inheritance didnt finish neck-and-neck ssr chain award
>>573833074Open League doesn't need Tachyon at all, you're better off running Kita and Sweep as your only speed cards.>>573833294Yes, 1 more skill point bonus is going to be a big deal and 40 higher mood bonus is huge even if mood bonus isn't the ideal stat. if your tachyon has no skill point bonus then it's shit.
so how do you SS rank in ura
why do we always ignore skill hints when comparing cards anyway>ummm axxxshully i got all my skills from inspos andno you fucking dont and stop pretending
>>573833565because the retard above was making shit up about lb1 tachyon being leagues worse than sweep when in reality they're pretty comparable. You want 3lb+ for Tachyon for the sp bonus.
>>573833417Based
>>573833629Open league doesn't even need GL, just play unity or ura
>>573833565No it’s an MLB or bust cardWe’re seeing the resurgence of the>skip Kitasan Black guys!!!1!!1!Cockroaches that never actually successfully gaslight anyone but do clog up the general with their shitposts
>>573832415With my guts groundwork paces what ends up happening is that they'll hold 1st or 2nd most of the race, then get overtaken briefly late race, start dueling, and then activate their uniques (pulse, shadow break) and other late race skills and push back to 1st.
>>573833696well in trackMANTer you literally could ignore skill hints so maybe people are stuck in that line of thinking.
>>573833565An anon earlier ITT has 40k carats and is unsure on if they should pull. Even if they dump all of that on the banner they're never getting past 400 pulls, which means all they can guarantee is 1LB Tachyon and their odds of MLBing it are extremely slim. The question to ask is if it's worth dumping all your savings on a card that you NEED to be 3LB+ to be worth using when it might end up at 1LB and is likely to end up at 2LB. The answer imo is that they might as well just keep using Sweep SR and save to buy MLB of the next shit they want while they chill in open league for 1 scenario.
I'm successfully convinced. I will skip the banner and borrow Light Hello.
Are green skills work for groundwork?
>>573833294Isn't special priority everything in Grand Live because it's how you get shit for the shop?
>>573833895no
>>573833764
>>573833826You should skip KitaYou also should skip FineMoTachyon? Easy skipRamonu is a skip tooPasa is also actually a gaslight, you should skip her too>>573833905It's very important yes. It's why Maru will be a front specialist only card when compared to Kita and Tach. Why do you ask?
>>573833826No, you just don't know how to read chains. This entire conversation is centered around >>573830959 anon being told that since they only have 40K they should skip, because 40K isn't even likely to get them to 3LB, let alone the MLB you actually want. Literally nobody said to skip the card if you can afford it, but affording it means you have the carats for 600 pulls if you aren't super lucky in 400.
>>573834102No. You are wrong.
>>573832648The umas I rolled for were V.Bon and Flower. Rest were from free rolls, paid tickets or legend race shards. Card list is too big to worry with.
>>57383410240k now will mean 400 pulls by the time the banner is over which is a solid chance to mlb, but keep talking about how that only guarantees 1lb! You should never pull on any card actually unless you have 1k pulls for guaranteed mlb!!!
if there are 50 free pulls, then atleast invest 150 pulls minimum
>>573833697It is leagues worse. The point of running Tachyon is 2 skill point bonus and high priority. 1lb tachyon has neither of those, sweep at least has 1 skill point bonus.
Is Ancestors a MLB or bust card? I want Laurel...
>>573834348Nah, you need to pull LB1 minimum
>>573834260Cute Journey
>>573834208Sorry but a tantrum isn't a replacement for an argument. >>573834238>40k now will mean 400 pulls by the time the banner is over which is a solid chance to mlbit's literally higher odds to 1lb than MLB.
>>573833894bwo... your skill points, flex spot, and 1500 speed...
>>573834019>Why do you ask?Because anon is suggesting SR Sweepy over 1LB Tachyon when Tachyon gets more special priority
>>573834010mating press
>>573834420Not a tantrum nor am I arguing with you. I am telling you that you are incorrect and have no idea what you are talking about.
>>573834209>paid ticketsI don't care about opinions from oinkers
>>573834439I don't have 60k carats, it'd literally just be pissing them away
>>573834528Yeah, you're letting the thread know you have no idea what I'm talking about alright. I'm sorry you think everything that goes over your head must be incorrect but that's not the way reality works.
>>573834282You are making 2 seperate arguments and combining them into one.>>573834420>Literally higher oddsAnd you're just a gaslighting cretin. >>573834470The argument is about low lb Tach specifically. You probably arent feeling the 7 extra spec prio. I sincerely hope no one here gets fooled into thinking mlb tach (or even 3lb) is worse than an SR
RAISE TAIKI'S MEDIUM APTITUDE BROYOU NEED HEAD ON BRODONT WORRY ABOUT GETTING THE WRONG SPARK BROFUCK YOU
>>573833626she clearly prefers kilometers
>>573834238>You should never pull on any card actually unless you have 1k pulls for guaranteed mlbThis but unironically.
>>573834470That's a really retarded take because a stat being important doesn't mean it's the only important stat. It has 7 more priority which is essentially nothing because Sweepy has 1 more skill point bonus which is probably worth more than 40 priority on it's own.
>>573834610youre better off rolling for 0lb light hello and borrowing tachyon. you get 50-60 free rolls on the banner
>>573834676>raise taiki0s medium aptitudebut why?
gn
>>573834820It's a secret.
>>573834941Good night
>>573832895give her the d
>>573834820C medium for more skill points and event
>>573834676just borrow daiwa gwo
>>573834627Buddy, 57.8% is assuming you're devoting both of the sparks to the card. Light Hello is a higher priority than Tachyon when you're low on pulls, if you pull 1 or god forbid 0 Light Hellos then you're going to be using your 1st and potentially both sparks on Light Hello.
ARRRGGHHH TOO MANY GASLIGHTS, WHY DIDN'T I JUST SAVE PROPERLY, WHY DID I USE 20K TO ROLL FOR INARI ONE BIG SWEATY TITS
Why the fuck i need Fine motion support card for front runners?
>>573833353lmao owned
>>573835034yes borrow daiwa, because groundwork grows on trees just like money
>>573835079>WHY DID I USE 20K TO ROLL FOR INARI ONE BIG SWEATY TITSCuz you are BASED that's why
>>573834876
>>573834941Good night.
>>573835079because you are based and sovlful
>>573835041Yeah I'm sure if I end up with 0lb light hello after 400 pulls I'll fucking use my pities for a scenario card I'll drop in 4 months instead of a speed card I'll be using for 8-12.
shame oguri va is bad at singing
>>573835267oguri BBW
>>573835041You are projecting a 4-5 spark MLB banner with those odds for each card.Insane statistical outliers are not the basis for advice.
>>573834627The image numbers aren't accurate because it's not a banner where you only care about 1 card. Light Hello is not optional in GL.
if I don't have my own summer goldship, who should I use as a speed debuffer?
>>573835161mating press
>>573835093I wouldn't say you NEED it but it's a solid statstick if>all you have are bobo welfare and SRs>your borrow slot is being used for something else
>>573835131>he fell for itlmao enjoy your brick sparks and guts card
>>573835161>mypovthe aroma is sublime
is NTR speed ever useful again?
>>573835161AI...
uh oh agnesmelty SWEEPY MOGS your SSR card uh huh yeah
>>573835434you dont want to run summer goldship. you borrow her then run an uma with dominator and use a gold shitty card for keen eye
>>573835670I'm talking about for this CM, the sprint
>>573835604No
>>573835386You need 1 (one) (uno) copy of Light Hello to free up the borrow slot. You have a 95% chance to roll 1 (一) (une) copy of Light Hello in 400 pulls.
>>573835669mating press the brat
>>573832895No propaganda here
>>573835352If you only have 400 pulls then you don't get to choose what comes out. You might have no Light Hellos at all. Yes, it's the correct choice to use your pities on the Human Rights card, at least until 1LB minimum. If you naturally pull a 0LB tachyon then you're a fool for putting 2 sparks onto it because 2LB tachyon is still worse than your existing cards and not worth the sparks for a card that you will no longer really want by time you can MLB it.
>>573835510>hAhA hE fEll fOr iTis that all you fucking troglodytes know to say?
>>573835726an uma with dominator and a s.golshi parent
MARVELOUS SUNDAY DERBY RACE RACES!Ultra Electro Magnetic Racing event!All 5 races will be open at the same time for registration!As usual the races will beSprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile(All races will be random moods for added flavor)PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKINGThe rooms are as following:>SPRINT23195399>MILE91456281>MEDIUM51490729>LONG49062592>DIRT89871499First race starts in 30 minutes from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race. P.S. I've been on vacation so I haven't made new Umas. We're still going to run.
>>573835382It's not an insane statistical outlier to point out that with 400 total pulls, your odds of getting MLB Tachyon and 1LB Light Hello are worse than your odds of not getting both of those.>>573835604Never, the fan gimmick is cute but JP never sees another racing-focused scenario again to this date.
Reminder that there are people who dumped 800 pulls into SMaru banner and got 0 copies. This could be you with tachyon.
>>573836113Not when you factor in a single crystal. Recheck your numbers.
>>573836053>Sunday races are backLETS GOOOOOOOO
>>573836146this was me with the original kitasan banner
does mcqueef REALLY?
Kinda feeling hyped for anniversary bwos
Top 5 Larp UmasGold ShipAgnes TachyonMamboHaru UraraHelios
>>573835775if you're running 0LB Light Hello then you're fucked in every CM for 4 months, just so you know. Even 1LB is a cope.
>>573836146since kitasan rerun i've never dumped more than 300 pulls in one banner and every single time i got exactly what i wanted
>>573836109
>>573835887mating press the bratmating press the bratmating press the brat with the juicy gyattoh yeahoh yeahoh-oh
>>573836021>complain about his sparks and build getting bricked>gets a solution>keeps bitching and moaningI think reddit might be more your speed, buddy.
>>573836203the anon said they have 40k carats, not 40k carats and also crystals. you're the one that has to recheck the numbers. crystals are better saved for single-card banners like ramonu anyway so you can get away with 200 pulls to MLB it
>>573836053HELL YEAH
>>573836324
>>573836431Not how that works.
>>573836053I will try to enter if my Steam stops shitting itself
>>573836431Your odds arent any fucking different to pull a featured card on a solo vs shared banner
>>573835726s.golshi ability activates no matter the condition. dominator (medium) will activate on a sprint.
>carat poorfags will have to skip and permaborrow LH while surviving the scenario for 4 monthsgrim
>>573836346it's a dogshit solutionthere, happy?
>>573834010>gunning for that tummy
Persistence is key. Just keep at it.
>>573836845Is it?
>>573836540>>573836578exactly how that works. you don't want to "waste" anything, it sucks have 3LB Ramonu at 400 pulls and then ending up with 6LB Ramonu if you go in for 600 pulls. 2 banner units you want means it's much safer to keep pulling because the sparks are flexible and if you go MLB Light Hello 0 Tachy, then all the sparks can go to Tachy.
If I can't use it at lb0, then I'm not pulling for it.
has sweepy been updated to do meek ura or will passive botting kill it?
>>573836945Yes.
lol just borrow tachy MLB. theres no flex card you need. youll still get bent over by front runners in GL anyway
>>573836809I hope you're ready for that being normal. The pace speeds up after this scenario so it'll be under 3 months for us instead of 4, and every single scenario has mandatory pal cards from now on with additional powercreep cards being typical. f2p JP players cycle scenarios where they generally do something like 2 they pull on then 1 they cope-borrow and save in.
>>573837008just use eden bot
so uh how do you get leap forward
Every time Oguri pops triumphant pulse and wins a tear goes down on my cheek.Its just so peak.
>>573837154mant hints is the only way right now
>passionately discussyeah no, we fucked
Curren's cutie derby#AWildCurrenAppearedThat's the power of Curren!One, Two, Three, Curren Chan!#CurrenPotential#CurrenQuandary#KeepItCurren#ThinkOfMe#CuteFluffyOverload#UrUniqueCuteness#Cuteness4U
>>573837008passive botting is going to be stronger than sweepy in every way but real time per run, so I doubt it keeps getting updated.
>>573837008>>573837151Stop talking about botting Umama
>>573837220#Neverforget
>>573837250so now itll just be botting the passive botting then
>>573837256Never! I already got half of Uma&Co on eden. Our club is going to the moon moon mooon!
>>573836958Your 2 years of schooling spent at home jerking off has had a catastrophic impact on your mental faculties.
>>573837417cute projection but it's not a replacement for an argument
All I can say is I spent a spark on Kitasan rerun, and only got one copy of her. I didn't even get Pasa, only two other SSRs with guts Spe and guts Ass Wonder. Surely I don't repeat that same luck on Tachyon/Hello, I've got two sparks set but I'm not eager.
>>573837327#MyNamesCurren #NeverForget
>>573823000I beg to differ
>>573836053hey cool I'm awake in time for them! MARVELOUS!Also got my first TT score above 900k this morning. Definitely safe for next week. Week after that probably not though.
>>573837479There is no point in arguing with someone so incredibly convinced that their delusions are correct.You're just a retarded lobotomite.
>>573837695Don't worry, I didn't give up on you even if you're convinced your delusions are correct.
>>573837208>fuckedyou were raped when you disagreed with her about which episode was best
>>573837417It's always funny when someone gets btfo'd and just pulls a random string of ad hominems out of their ass as if saying "you're a black rabbi born in 1987" to someone will warp reality itself. What does this form of cope even attempt to convey? That you think you're a psychic? That you think ad hominems are the strongest possible way to prove you're right?
>>573836809I remember how borrowing Riko felt awful at aoharu days. Its really a different experience when you borrow a specialized cared instead of a core one.
Does the update with the new races add any new G1s?
>>573837086The only benefit to that is that you can get away with most pal cards at a fairly low limit break. Tucker is the only exception as far as I know that is MLB or bust.
I would buy carats if they weren't so ridiculously priced
>>573838064La la, Urara, la la urara!
>>573838097yes
>>573838097yeah, night dirt g1s.>>573838116very true, and they tend to at least do a good amount of free pulls. but you do need to keep up with it and budget properly.
>>573837895Sky High Legendary Trainer arc is clearly the best thing from that otherwise slop show.
>>573838138Carats are free!
>>573838234>night dirt G1swe already have at least one but the atmosphere is nice so more is welcome
>>573838228>>573838234So I've been building my dirt running parents like an idiot. Unless they overlap with the turf ones
>>573838316Cute Suzuka!
>>573838138There will be discount packs during the anni, which usually means the banner going on will be rigged, but Cyjews is unlikely to rig the Tachyon and LH bannerIt would be a very, very bold move to try and hit MANT survivors with sunk cost fallacy right now
I need a new wallet. What's the best wallet for a Torena that constantly has to pull it out to feed his fat-fuck trainee?
you need to post image more
what the hell is this
>>573838493Have a sexy hag
Sweaty Hag Sexo!
>>573838403there is literally 0 evidence of any banner being rigged on any server btw, the odds have always been realistic to the end results
>>573838493>image moreESL bwo
>>57383605315mins till we start
>>573838493Okay. Here you go.
>>573838357Two of them overlap with turf G1s, two do not
>>573838493Posting Faruko
>>573838538>>573838553
>>573838683>>573838683>>573838683
>>573838553>>573838538>>573838658Great minds thinking alike
>>573838649That outfit is not cute. Who dressed her, her grandma?
>>573838493why should I?
>>573838692I finally get home from work and you decide to make a new bread?
>>573838761I didUmadol fun fact: She is also wearing my boxers
>>573838761I think it's cute. It's old-fashioned and awkward, and I would prefer something more like Chiyono O's casual outfit, but it is cute.
>>573837895hot
>>573826780>You can absolutely fail races with A aptitudes, it's just uncommon with the JP stat bloatWe have the percentage chances, you absolutely can guarantee you never fail races. Nothing to do with stats from everything people have posted
>>573840373>We have the percentage chancesthen post them, because I've failed races with A A
>>573840474How many races did you do in a row?There's a penalty staring with 3 that scales quickly
>>573843413the penalty explains why, that's important to note if you're telling people "guaranteed wins" because some will hear that and go for shit like the 5x oguri G1s at the end of the year.
>>573843413Interesting, that makes it look like it's probably worth slapping dirt sparks on your turf only parent runs just so you can get them like 80% chance of G1 dirt wins. It's not like you care about getting S on a horse that will never be an ace.
Happy 3000 Brost. Quitter
>>573844463You're right, fair point. Just clearing up that stats don't seem to effect it>>573844756Yeah train up some great grandparents with dirt sparks, for some free bonus affinity for all your parents, without effecting your aces
>>573845243Thanks broHope you're having a good life
