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>dominates your CM
Cute OP
>>574215931
>>574216058thx for the op
>>574216156Also give suggestions for more shitty stamps
>>574216229
>>574216207
>>574215346THIS IS SOME SCHIZO FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU DIRTERS
ZRR "fans" are not as bad as Pearl "fans" in terms of sheer contrarianism by picking an ugly and boring uma.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>574216408Dont be like that...
Digitan LOVE
>>574216408don't say that...
Copano Brickey is today when banners reset btw, are we pulling?
>>574216408I've yet to find a ZRR fan
>>574216530Shant be pulling for green skill loop autism.
>>574216408This but stay gold
>>574216335
>>574216530yeppers>are we pulling?only pull if you're actually autistic
Is liking Sirius Symboly based or cringe?
>>574216530She's pretty cute but not cute enough to get me to roll and I dont care for pace or front umas
>>574216530since day 1 baby
>>574216576Big fan of her disproportionately large breasts personally, does that count?
>my trainee locked the door when she entered my office
>>574216375funny enough it is how it works in real life
>>574216530So if i wait for 8 more hours i will get 1 free roll on her instead of Bamboo right?
>>574216530Ye
>>574216604
>>574216530I'll get her with 70 tickets easy
>>574216653
>>574216408>>574216576I'd ZRR if she wasnt wearing a burka
>>574216653Is there a reason why there's no turf races during the night? I can understand no G1 Turfs but not even a random G2/3?
>>574216685I mean JBC is based on how BC operates and BC changes tracks every year
>>574216058Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>574216749
>>574216840turf gets slippery quickly during the night
>>574216530I'm saving for a different dirty uma.
>>574216840The grass are sad at night
>>574216902>a stinky fan manifested
>>574216597Yeah that too. But Stegofags are more like mindless sheep instead of contrarians>I MUST like this uma because the horse is popular with the japsBandwagoners, especially the loudest ones
>>574216840Turf costs more in maintenance, NAR does not have money for that shit, and JRA does their races during the weekend, so there is no reason to wait until the night like NAR does (they race during the week so they have races later in the day so that people can go there after work)
>>574216885
>>574216902We found the one and only Stinko Windy trainer, holy. SSR find.
>>574217000
>>574216840moisture and dew fucks with the surface conditions
>>574217000Rice is not a villain
>>574217020
matikanes
>>574216959>>574217014She is adorable.
hi im newis this a pro oguri cap generali love oguri cap
>>574216978mtn dew
>>574217168yes we love her
>>574217168yeah
>wake up>check club>several item requests>all sashes
>>574217112
>>574217168as long as you aren't annoying about being basic
>>574217131
would you guys watch a cingrey style anime starring Urara as the protagonist?
>>574216408>he thinks a titty megane, autumn triple crown uma, and Arima Kinen record holder will have no fansMentally ill
>>574217168KILL OGURI
>>574217280okay but have you considered >ugly
>>574217168No this is Tama's territory Oguri Capfags are here >>>/vm/2726254
>>574217271yes but it wouldn't be very good
official serious digital....
>>574217271Only if she never wins
>>574217245thats it for me. i dont believe the other emojis are worth using
>>574217168Yes we love Oguri here, and remember: always follow the precious advice provided by your fellow Oguri posters
>>574216604what powerful aura
>>574217271I'd watch a Cingray with Bakushin as the protagonist
>>574217310buying tama a mcdonalds kids meal (she's poor so I dont need to try hard to make her grateful)
>>574217168LOVED MORE THAN ANYBODY, STRONGER THAN ANYONE
>>574216840Grass needs sun
her title is [Ideal Idol] for a reason
>>574216058Are you happy with the umas you train that MAY sing Ms Victoria?
>>574217502long neck.
>>574217562couldn't be happier
>Still no info about evos in GLB-bros...?
>>574216408>Ugly and BoringPearl fans aren't contrarian they simply have read enough to know how much of a leader and role model she is to so many girls in game. They also know how she was the first japanese horse ever to win international G1s, paving the path for so many. Also, her charason is an absolute banger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvhI3bxprQ
>>574217502>stronger than anyone>lost several times What did anon mean by this?
I literally started playing uma as Orugi newfag here, half a year ago, how time flies Now i'm have more refined and based taste, now i like club Haythere
>>574217620Just like how we had no info with all the fuckyou changes during the recent patch
>>574217635Oguri Cap is a hero. It means what it says
>>574216967At least Seeking the Pearl looks like a woman. You would have to be a literal faggot to be attracted to stay gold, so not only are they bandwagoning they're outing themselves out as huge homosexuals
>>574217620Everything seems like a surprise drop. We didnt found of about Ms Victoria winning concert until CM actually started.
>>574217627>the first japanese horse ever to win international G1sjapanese trained*Stay Gold was the first one to be bred, trained and owned by the japanese to win an int G1
Is it worth it to tank affinity and start my first dirt greatgreatgreatgrandparent with Falco? I don't have Oguri and planning to run Pasa next
>Cygames finally reaches out to you to turn your horse into an uma>They make her a 1* with useless golds
>>574217967Mambo!
>>574217738>Oguri Cap is a heroI am not denying that, but Oguri is certainly not the strongest. You could argue for the most impactful in keiba history, but then you have horses like Deep Impact to contend with
>>574216289Why are these so sexual, who's making them?
>when you skim the instruction manual
>>574217967and most of them become popular among the fans since they are so easily accessible
ALERT EISHIN IS PUT ON TRACEN WATCH YOU CAN'T TRUST HERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a-x4G_lNXI
>>574216742No, you'll just lose a roll on Bamboo.They spell it out in the announcement
>>574217738>She beat Tamamo Cross and won the Arima Kinen is what she did! She's a brave powerful racer, and in this house Oguri Cap is a hero, end of story!
>>574218038Chibisex is underrated and people must know more about it.
>>574216840Ideally races should be held in morning / noon. But gamblers are still busy wageslaving during that time. And moving the schedule to weekends means having to compete with JRA turf races that are always held in Saturday and Sunday. So NAR do their races in weekdays evening, including their G1s. However horses fall asleep during night races sometimes. Pictured is Costa Nova had a very late start in Kashiwa Kinen because he fell asleep in gate (still managed to get 3rd tho, Wilson won the race).
>>574218138Real? Like real real?
>>574216058Reminder to record your CM Final race because Ms. Victoria winning concert will only be shown once not anymore during race replay.
>>574217304All anime girls look the same i don't get your standards
>worst built uma of the three with the least amount of skills>highest winrateSpecial PROTAGONIST's unique buff really has hands.
>>574217967That's going to be Samson Big
>>574218339cant you just use the concert menu
Rickey will heal all the childhood trauma I have by transferring it to the furniture
>>574218339I can't believe Anna has lost it
>>574218418If you win, rivals and placement will be displayed during the concert which is different from the concert menu
>>574218350>if you pass someone get a MASSIVE speed boost that will be effective no matter if you are still accelerating or noYeah
>>574218418The concert one have no writings during this scene so you should really record your CM winning Ms Victoria or it'd be lost forever
>>574218241I know what this is...
I don't have to record the concert because I will win every CM anyway.
Teasing Umas about their stinky cheesy vinegary girlfeets until they're sweating and their whole faces are bright red from embarrassment! <3 Name a more wholesome hobby! Girls are so cute when they're embarrassed about how smelly their cute stinky little feets are~! <3
>>574218339I'm not recording a humiliation ritual where my umas are backup dancers
this is me
>>574218275Number 2Guess you might not lose it? Rereading it, but you won't get an extra by waiting
>>574218736
>>574218479>>574218602Can't even rewatch on the day of the finals?
>>574218602okay miedori
>>574218578Rice is clingy
Satono Sex
I thought Rickey is released at the same time as Grand Concerts? Why is there no info about Light Hello banner in official uma account
>>574218339>Ms. Victoria winning concert will only be shown once not anymore during race replay.This isn't true, there's a separate replay button that lets you watch it multiple times until the event banner goes away.
reminder.
>>574218942retard
>>574218952
barring extreme differences in rank, i haven't seen anything other than a pace chaser with budding + shooting winsprintslop
>>574218339Umama bounces like this
You now remember Sakura Laurel has an ongoing manga
>>574218767Well alright... ty bro
>>574219086I do remember that since I read every new chapter
>>574219086why did you have to remind me? now I have to forget it again
>>574219086it's brians manga and friends
my favorite anime is solo leveling. uma for me?
>>574218946Yeah you are right, but I got confused about the last paragraphed.
>>574218038Its me, I make themits sloppa
hehe... dictus
>>574219009You will see Taishins and lates winning later on.
No Maya arc no read
>>574219192Kitasan Black
why do you guys always have more up to date information at the umamusume site than me
>>574219116Nobody says this. Nobody does this. It's flopping for a reason.
>>574219116rare
>>574219086i read the chapters with banahyde in them!
>>574219380>flop flop floppost numbers broi know you are itching to post some numbers, you wanna cum so bad by posting numbers
>>574217620They are in the game files with the patch, that's all we know
>>574219192>>574219276can confirm
>S Turf>S Sprint>not enough wit>not enough power>literally no card finished their event chain
>>574219362Probably got shared from discord then shared here. /uma/ A+ / S clubs have discord
>>574219497happened to me as well. still 40+% wr
>>574219362What does that even mean?
>>574218736is she peeing herself
>>574219497>>574219537
>>574219547I mean people are posting screencaps of something that looks like news of the Ms Victoria song from https://umamusume.com/ but I see nothing there
>>574219201>spoilerWell the quality is decent enough Make more
>>574219640that is exactly what she is doing
>my danchou showed up with a Sash request
Isnt energy the best here?
>>574219679It's not from the website, it's from the Help & Glossary thing https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/help?p=4
Getting your trainee pregnant is grooming, unprofessional and will kill her career. ALWAYS wear protection when having mandatory celebratory sexo with your trainee.
>>574219935Yeppers
>>574219608Falco wife!
>>574219201Cool stuffkeep going if you wantor share the model, settings, and prompt
>>574219940why the fuck would it be there
reports regarding the demise of fronts were astonishing accurate. fuck those dumb bitches.
>>574220009helios owes me sex
>>574219727Make a suggestion
>>574219935skill points
>>574220083eishin flash victory pose but winking
>>574220074Frontpiggies got what they deserve.
>>574219954My trainee always brings the condoms. I never even think twice about it anymore
>>574220083
>>574219954Not happening
YABBA DABBA DOO I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH MS VICTORIA WITH BRIDE CURREN AS THE STAR WHILE MY ACES THAT I SPENT WEEKS MUTATING AND MAKING IN ADVANCE ARE RELEGATED TO MERE BACKUP DANCERS
reminder that Mejiro McQueen is like 22 years old by the end of the Main Story
>>574219954She bit holes in it.
When two Rice Wonders meet:-Rice to meet you-Ricewise
>>574220083doto giving the middle finger
>>574220287no wonder she's unappealing
>>574219954It's a mood buff
>>574220330you meant umappealing
God I hope I'll get Rickey early, got really lucky with Maru card so I'm expecting the worst...
oguri with big stomachyou think she is pragnant but hten she burpscos she ate a lot so big tummy
>>574219954Since the trainer is canonically female, a pregnancy is impossible
>>574220347Boys can't get pregnant bwo c'mon Father Drake thought me that when I was six years old
literally nothing works for pace chasers in virgo cup again?
Can I like an uma without wanting to fuck them?
>>574220541Your yeppers wit? Your hoguri inherit cope?
>>574220541Wdym bro festive works really well.
>>574220541burst in the second to last cornerexact same thing as cancer cup
Hi /uma/
>>574220590>Your hoguri inherit cope?Doesn't work as an inherit because the duration is halved
>>574220083Dober doing this.
>>574220167
>>574220318
>>574220485Does Copano Rickey use obnoxious catchphrase such as "Riggity Giggity" and "Riggity riggity wrecked son!"?
>>574220665I love this german woman.
>>574219954>ALWAYS wear protectionwhat faggot shit is this? if you're ever wearing a condom it's because you're trying to avoid aids, and if you're not gay, you don't have worry about aids unless you're a - ANYWAY always nakadashi your trainee and give her many children.
>>574220665I should learn how to slop.
>>574220541Bro your buffed neck and neck? NSM is also a bit more reliable there
>>574220704
>>574220541Run 3 pacesPray your enemies bring 3+ fronts/paces in totalPut pump and moving past on your paces
>>574220487I like your words
nakadashi fiesta
>>574220665arigatou sensei
Best green skill for groundwork?
>>574220493wrong
>>574220083this
>>574220742Even on the thermals?
>>574220874restraint works everywhere for everyone
>>574220704You are courting death, anon
Neck and Neck is all you need
Crappy Crappers, like Taiki Shuttle suggested.
>>574220928I dont have it...
>>574219954How about not having sex with your trainee because they're underage you criminals?
how do i even get started on dirt sparks farmingi don't have oguri
>>574221104Okay now you're just being a puritan.
pasa
fellow gutschads, are you feeling the difference? my aces are total shit (all SS-rank while running 2guts which means they're really S+) but i'm clubbing seals in rd1.
>>574220083Oguri Cap eating 10 Big Macs
>>574220772i'm learning too, i suggest to use Krita AI and if your PC can run local models, make it run on ComfyUI.It's really fun.
>>574221104so trve...
>>574221232Why is she NG?
>>574221148Like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/cxptvb.jpg
>>574221327she's Not Gay
whore female
>>574221185Pasas?
so is there elo or not
>lates buffed>still very few lates per race on day 1>even less mutated oshi latesAs expected of these bitching and whining cucks.
My S+ umas have been winning alot against UG umas which is weird
waheyit's so hot today I can't take it sorry danchou no runs
>>574221104>don't have sex with this because twitter might think you're a bad person No, I do believe I WILL sex her up. She says she doesn't want it, but with Dober, "no" means "yes" anyway, so it's fine
>>574221418I won 5/5 2 times in a row and then went 0/5 twice after so ye
>>574218736stop fucking pissing yourself you dumb slut
>>574221431It's because I've been getting triple late start. Don't worry, it will be fixed in Round 2.
does anyone know how to get the race replays from cm if you press skipp???
my trainee looks like thisI can finally post
>>574221605what'd you get banned for
wait falco literally gets 3 greens for free in cm17is it time to redeem?>just get xoguri (still not on my account) retardi refuse
8 hours remain
There's no point in continuing. Since they're wlw, my trainees would just abandon me like every other person in my life. Out of the 100+ umas not a single one would be an exception. Fat western d*kes won just Iike Cygames intended. My spirit has been broken.
>>574221693>redeeming shart falcon when the dirt menace is releasing todaybricked.
oh when gold ship is groomed irl it's funnybut when I groom my trainee SUDDENLY it's LE EVIL
>>574221689I didn't get banned for anything I just got home and my phone IP had a random cheese pizza ban since someone posted no-no's in 2024.....
>>574221714P-Pedo uma...
>>574221808???what???you want me to usemy ticketon rickey???(releasing today)you knowmy 1st anniversary ticketfirst (1st)on a newunreleaseduma????????what?????????
I can see through their lies. During valentine's they don't mean a word they say. It's all meant for someone else. I am just an intruder in their secret garden. Just because I am male they only regard me with contempt and indifference. Stop inviting me to the hot springs when you don't even want me there anyway.Btw I am back from three day vacation for calling African Americans the backbone of US economy
>>574221418There is definitely elo for the finals, I got my lowest rated room (1.3k) in the cm where i gave no fucks and had 10% winratei dont think there is for the rounds themselves. I never change aces mid-cm though so I don't know if said elo just resets if you do
oh...dumpy brokebut retro dumpy is still working fine
>>574221969how do jockeys like take handle overseas schedules like that? like does he stay in france for a while or just bounce back to japan right after?
You should probably kill yourself, man.
>>574222167dumpy brokeyeah she really is SHART falcon huh
>>574220541Your options are: Xoguri, Rickey... Just gamble with Forward March and Got the Spirit. Bit of a poverty CM all around without Xoguri and Rickey. Just NSM and pray for everyone else
das rite!
Ok but maybe we should try a 3x3x4x4x4x4x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5 sundayman pedigree
Why would anyone over 15 roll for Rickey when she has no interest in you?
>>574222039anon, life gets a lot harder than this. are you sure you want to continue?
Everyone is a soulless metafag. You shouldn't feel sad for them.
>>574222238they litterally live on planes they get first class booking at least from the owners,they are mercenaries that work hundreds to thousands of races a yearidk how take even has time to film UMA commercials with his schedule and make weight
why roll for rickey when you already have your dirt acesmart falcon
rickey more like BRICKEY
>pump and moving past both viable on virgo>OYL buffed>will have access to all the new backliner velocity whites thanks to grand live giving random aptitude hints like MANT>lates will still get effortlessly btfo by even the worst made hannukah capsIt's all so tiresome
>>574222238Depends if he has rides in japan after and beforeSakai raced in japan the day after winning BC classic with Forever Young
is it worth trying to make a late oguri for this sprint CM
>>574222527i don't have either!
Is it dumb to use my my 1st annie-versary ticket for Agnes?
>>574221431Did you look the skills of UG umas, most umas used are TT umas its so fucking retarded, one Curren even got Maestro, I actually love the pre-matching pool. Its a better system than waiting for SEA hours
evolved skills will kill hoguritrust
>do the new dirt races>rack up to 27 races>S+How do I balance it to reach SS?
Let's say i technically have full caped uma all stats 1200 or more (capped)Will green skills work and increase stats?
>hit turf S>4 mood downs between end of classic and senior march>miss 15% double rainbow + bubble wit>sprint S>night owl>2 more mood downs>miss ANOTHER fucking wit>no rainbows in post careerholy fucking sabataged
>>574222690her name is digitaland no she's like oguri in that she's viable for nearly any race type and is always a good pickalso she's cute
>>574222708
as part of my 16 CMs and ongoing traditionmaya will be coming with me to CM17together with digitan and maybe falcoflower and sweepy will not be joining this time
>>574222690You can call her Agnes, anon. Nobody but hoodlums care about that.
>>574222730so mad I forgot to attach the imagethanks for reading my blog post
>>574222830in those 16 (sixteen) CMs, how many has maya won?
>>574222584So just make a late Xoguri and have it all
>>574222882Super Creek? More like Super Cuck!
>>574222690How do you ticket a 1 star uma?
>>574222730>>574222885
>>574222889onein the last virgo cup
i will make a scuffed sprint rickey and tank my elo when she drops today
>>574222882>not having a threesome
>>574222690should have used it 3 motnhs ago gwo
>>574219451Thank you bronumbers
Hesitant and Dominator debuffer with Summer Golshi inherit is viable in this CM?
>>574222690You can get her in the daily legend races now, so it's a bit of a waste, but if you want to use her for Virgo and there's no one else you want, then you could. Sure
My mare has the highest winning % and she's going to win me my next platinum. It feels great being an honest oshi player unlike every neigha in Globaltard land.
Falco...
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE HELP ME CURREN CHAN I WANT TRAINER DICK
>>574223694that mare?oguri kyapu
>Matikane:)>...tanhouser:(
>>574223763yea thats clearly blonde furioso
>>574223913>Motherfucker=)>Matikanetannhauser=(
sugar nation when?
>>574222708Bros... answer pls...
uniroincally why did they make her a super strong all rounder i thought that was digitals gimmick
>agnes:D>tachyon;(
>>574224060face of JRA
matikanemambohauser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlhkjpyRnU
>>574224060Because they wanted to distance themselves from the ugly pink goblin.
oguri is the jannu of Uma
>ikuno:)>dictus:DDDDD
>Gen 1-3:O>Gen 4 and onward:V
>yosh:DD>ikuyooDDD:
>Narita:(>Top Road:(
>>574224060nepobaby uma
>>574224060He is our fuarking hero
>>574220329
>>574224060are you retarded?
Bed breaking all night sex with Narita Brian
i just know it's going to be fucking nothing
>>574224570Yes
>>574224485ok now make her evil
>thread barely reaching 500 posts>only shitty umas posted>no actual discussionEoS imminent. Cygames is going to do one final squeeze so don't waste your money.
Competitive all night sleep with Narita Brian
>>574224571Taking advantage of umas with low self esteem.
>>574224672what do they talk about in other cygames gacha generals
how would you cope if you lose the first ever ms. victoria CM i need some ideas, yes the first day
>>574224570>>574224651based
>>574224759oguri cap
>>574224797SEX SEX SEX
>>574224763>it's a sprint bullshit cmAnd it's not cope, it's the truth.
>>574220650
>>574224797>Reproduction prohibitedHmm. Nyo.
>>574224651>>574224570Might as well have sex with a man at that point.
>>574224763naked dogeza, on a scale
>>574224948I'll defer to the expert that you seem to be on the subject, buddy
20 minutes till my free Bamboo Memory!!!
>>574224485Based
>>574224672>sprint aces done>dirt cm will be in grand live so literally no point attempting to do aces>no point remaking TT either>auto soon so no point in parents eitherthere's quite literally nothing to do senpai
>>574224759I talk about sex with little girls in them.
>>574224672How do we make the thread worse?
>>574224485she should have a barely covered shit eating grin
>>574225191There's ummm the missions. The anni missions. The anni missions that'll be around for over a month and that you almost have to actively try to not complete.
>>574225298You do that everywhere tho
Umas that would do naked dogeza if they accidentally upset you?
>>574225341post more doto
>>574225542I feel very strongly about it.
>>574220083Bakushin O hitting the Sonic Adventure pose
>>574220905
>>574225606The Matikanes might for different reasons
>>574225742that already exists
>>574225760sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sexsex sex sex sex
What nipple colors do umas have? Does taiki have pink ones? Kitasan black brown ones? Imagine if grass wonder has the pinkest ones of them all.
>>574220083Suzuka taking her shoes off with wiggly scent lines emanating from inside her shoes
>>574225907They don't have nipples.
Global was a mistake
>>574224876Thank you.
This is pretty weird but I always get the impression from Machitan that, in a loving relationship, she'd unintentionally show her trainer her bare asshole more often than not.Like when she's bathing together or having sex
>>574220254Don’t run metaslop then
>>574225861teio thinks she part of the gang gwo
>>574225861She's so fuarking cool...
>>574225968so oddly specific....
>>574226041She is just clumsy like that!
>>574221228
>>574225861all objectively improved
4 and Fukushitaru breaks her leg
We know that umamusume in the prime of their racing careers have nearly insatiable appetites. Because their bodies are around average size for human women in their cultures, we can extrapolate from that that they also do a tremendous amount of pooping. With shameless gluttons like Oguri and Spe, that’s not too hard to imagine. But what about Curren Chan? No matter how hard I try, I just can’t envision her wrecking a toilet. Is it possible that, just as Marvelous Sunday has a MarvelousDimension, Curren has a PoopDimension? That is to say, her digestive system contains a portal to a parallel world where her body’s solid waste is teleported so that she never has to engage in an act that most don’t consider cute? And if that’s the case, would it be considered a supernatural phenomenon, or could it be the subject of proper scientific study?We should also consider the potential ethical implications of such a dimension. If this dimension was not devoid of life before Curren began to deposit her feces there, we are faced with the possibility that the cutest umamusume is also a brutal colonizer and polluter. We are then faced with the paradox that, in trying to avoid one uncute act, Curren has engaged in something far less cute—the subjugation of one or more species in the name of a sanitized version of cuteness. So perfect cuteness of the sort she aspires to might be logically impossible.My research into this phenomenon is just beginning, but I thought it was important to share my early findings.
>>574225861i need adult maya and adult teio to ruin me
>>574226041I can see that. Machitan's brown star...
>>574226317>7punishment by Shiraoki-sama will be delivered shortly
I'm not reading that
>>574225861Adult sweepy sweeping me off my feet
>>574226317You rolled a 7 that means she will defeat you in the next cm
>>574220083El condor pasa sky diving
It's Taiki Thursday
>>574220083Curren Chan clinging to a T-head trainer with love hearts everywhere.
>>574225861I'd terminate my contract with my trainee if she grew more than 3cm
Hey hey people, danchou here. In 5 minutes I'll be asking for haruten sashes. If I spot any of my subjects avoiding my request on purpose I'll be forced to revoke their membership and excommunicate them.This is a threat.
BRICK-182 HAS ONE SPOT LEFT FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS A CHILL A+ CLUB 25MIL MINIMUM OFFER ENDS SOON!REPLY WITH YOUR ID OR APPLY WITH /uma/ IN BIO
>>574225861WHERE IS GROWN UP DIGITAN
>>574220083winning ticket burning in hell
>>574226696sorry but for a sake of a joke, digitan stays tiny even after getting older
So, which Uma(s) delivered on CM day one? Which umas underperformed?
>>574220908ESPECIALLY on the thermals
>>574226707UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DO YOU BEST IN HELL TICKEZOOOO
>>574226707dancho...
whats next cm? i need to preparoooooor
>>574226696There's a handful of artworks of grown up Digitan.
>>574226863I got gapped by the 'cap and didn't expect it.Surprisingly few bakushins. I figured since she's the free sprinter and has a charming personality people would be training her for this.
IT IS A NEW TEIO
>>574226863my digitan is completely raping
>>574222708>>574224056Yes they do
>>574227007
>>574225834I know, but its not in chibi form though
>>574225968
which uma is this
daily mackween
>>574227315
>>574227306When will we get this in-game
>>574227306>>574225968Nasty*unzips*
What am I in for?
>>574227315McCute
>>574227315Her anime alt keeps raping my 1 rolls... is it still the worst unique
>>574227279HISHI AMASEXOOO
>>574227506autism
yeah actually that explains a lot
Who should I aim for 5 stars?
Remember to do your daily pulls gwos
i think theres no point doing ura runs when its so hard to get ss and you can simply inherit the sparks from affinity parents
>>574219086I am always up to date
>>574227774but you still have hayahide to unlock....
>>574227768My family also took a hands off approach since we're poor and both my parents had to work and I turned out fine.
>>574226446
fuck I LOVE AI ITS SO AWESOME
>>574227886FINAL THIRD Offside Trap MY FUARKING HERO
>>574227339>Likes: KickboxingAm I in danger?
Which umas aren't for sex?
>>574228097only if you cheat on her
>>574228097only if you deny her umapyoi
>set 2 is heretime to start farming for Bobo's skin
>>574227953>mfer plays a gacha game and posts on a mongolian basket weaving forums and is probably a virginI doubt you're "Okay" lol
tamagwos... we are falling out of A+...
What would happen if I asked my trainee for a paizuri?She's Air Groove btw
>>574228157All umas are for sex.
>>574227963AI is truly the destroyer of worlds and will eventually cause permanent damage. *saves it to my folder*
>>574227886
>>574227950She's at 3 stars with 46 pieces to 4 stars. There's a different message if a character isn't unlocked at all yet.I went ahead and spent statues to get her to 4 stars since she was so close.Also got Mackie to 5 stars since she was also really close.
>>574228250This poster isn't from TamaLove. We have several members who have been returning from life support, and with AutoRuns coming soon things will look up. Don't fall for this bullshit. TamaLove is strong, we just had a bit of a slip due to MANT. I will not tolerate shitposting about my club.
>rained yesterday>go outside for 5 minutes today>4 mosquito bites alreadyWHEN CAN WE KILL OFF MOSQUITOES FOREVER
>>574228240>and is probably a virginI held hands like twice or so
>>574228401
>>574228497jesus fucking christI hope you live in LONDON
>>574224669>>574225383
didn't even notice this lol
>>574227498>For some reason mother knows about Gold ship (Uma)>Show her Uma BoaNE>After she finished watching I asked who was her favorite character>"That Kiseki girl">"Why?">"She told that whiny Pokke girl to shut the fuck up"
Oh Falco has a new secret event on one of the new races
>>574228469*Monkey's Paw Curls*Mosquitoes are now gone, but you got bit by a Lone Star tick and have Alpha-Gal now>>574228598Things that never happened for $50LARP used to be believable
>>574228404I'm doom posting... I hadn't noticed any sleeper agents waking up, but if we get a boost coming, I'll return to my cave
>>574219086Manga is so much better when it's not about Laurel and her trainer
>>574228593fuark...
>>574220083Nice Nature winking and giving an ok hand sign
>>574228598indescribably based. honestly the scene with fuji at the end where she shocks pokke out of her emo phase is probably the best in the movie.
>>574227774Im going for Eishin Flash, all the other versions are inferior to base version
>>574228737>non-sequitur consequencetry again
Any cuties here right now?
>>574227306holy fuck this is good
>>574227171Ty bro...
>>574228497Handholding and cuddling are better than sex anyway desu.
>>574228176but her rival is really hot...
>>574227774BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>574227886is she Professor X now
>>574226570
>>574229345what if you were trying to umapyoi and she just started dying in the middle
>>574229409Continue.
>>574220083If you're still taking request, then pls do chibi Air Groove in her old licky pose
>>574229437>>574229345>>574229247>>574229529>>>/jp/
>>574229345stupid sound file fucked up
>>574229437Orfe would do this
>>574228178>>574228176No one would make their girlfriend mad if she's this cute...
>>574227886>Professor X and Stego-chan
>>574229607She clearly needs to practice deepthroating more often.
>>574229576tsurumaru, digitan, and maruzensky are all in global
AKIKAWA!!
>>574229694>>574229607Get yo moon rune lovin ass out of here you sound attachment using mfer transgender lookin estrogen poppin gooner
>>574229224CURREN!!@!!
>>574227886But are you truly the rival to Oju Chosan?
>>574227306STINKY VINEGARY
>>574226707
>>574229224super cute
Jesus...imagine the STENCH
Now that we've SAFELY established the fact that JP uma are better and that westoid content is EXTREMELY FUCKING CRINGE and painfully unfunny.What else have we learnt?
>>574228598My dad fucking loves isekai slop and my mom loves k and jdrama slop. I am the only one in my family to have good taste in shows
>>574230023no thanksim not brown
Is Kawakami safe?King will keep her in line, right?
This is foul
>>574230157fucking dirters
>>574230157it's not as evil as speed eater since it doesn't drain
>>574230067OH SHIT MUTHAFUCKAAAAA
>>574230069Cute. Love that kind of casual wear, especially her fluffy sweater
https://x.com/fusuke208/status/2077749842810691693
Hello friends!!! I’m gonna try and buy my mom the Olive Garden pass because she loves OG!
Hold up
>>574230067all of you are disgusting weebsnone of you are free of sin
>>574230023
>>574228895
What kind of pasta should I eat today?
>>574230069>>574230273Need more AyaCurren slice of life
>>574230067You're probably younger than my car
>>574230597Let me find that artist that did all of the Ayabe stuff. They do Curren and Admire Vega content too
>>574230527Wonderful, thank you
>>574220083yukino BITCHIN' in her rap attire squatting and throwing gang signs
>tiktok spam is always in EU timecurious that
Why is Seeking the Pearl on 2 banners around a month of each other?
>>574231132In case you were seeking her
>>574231132first one was buggedor maybe they thought it was bugged because no one rolled on her LMAO
>>574230067My brother and sister, both in their 30s, love powerfantasy slop like Solo Leveling.
>>574231132Nobody rolled for her the first time
>>574230893spicaman casually walking up to the stump and screaming profanity into it is pretty funny
>>574229531
2600 sp ura
>>574231317ssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>574230597https://x.com/k0koro_091/status/2057356714610201068
>>574231291profanity isn't that big of a deal in japan, at least compared to america
>>574227313
>>574231330Ayabe would be a good wife
>>574231425threesome core umas?
>>574231443KUSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ConnectingWhat the fuck is going on man
>>574231714yeah people won't chastise you for yelling that in front of a group of japanese middle schoolers, unlike if you yelled fuck in front of a group of american middle schoolers
>>574231619Indeed >>574231664Funnily, even though the artist draws them like that, they are written to be like sisters
>>574231217>>574231242>When your seiyuu is Shibuya Rin but the returns are doing worse than her fatty successor
Which umas would fuck each other while designating you as the cuck?
>>574220083I have 2 please.Chiyono being disgusted at ChiyonopostersTeio being disgusted by Teioposters
>>574231856
>>574231934Shitbuya Rin is the worst CG though, bluefags are ashamed she exists.
>>574230832
>>574231856Kuudere wife...
>>574232051nice
>>574228157pic related
>>574230832>>574232051how often she drops the hard R on her songs?
>>574228157falco
>>574231856We're in the land of cute anime girls, but never ever get with women with this personality type IRL.It's fucking awful
>>574232281Unfortunately that kind of personality is something I want in a woman
in japan the hard R is when you accidentally reveal your delinquent background by going ORRRRRRA and rolling it really hard
>>574232382
Wait a second
Good boy!
>>574232076TL?
>>574231471
>>574232214Rootin'-tootin'? all the time
>>574232473GentilSEXOOOOO
>>574232382They will make you anxious when you have so much love to give, you'll always be thinking whether she loves you nearly as much as you love her.
>>574232429Ebayan has hundreds of thousands of dollars put into his care. He can live without the donut
>>574231991
>>574231242but why?
>>574232045I feel like she still is the foundation of Im@s and also Cygames, There's a reason why she sort of get shoehorned into early stuff (cameo in a AS/ML movie, 1st single etc.) and was the more recognizable idol in 2nd vision. I would say she is sorta like Uma Suzuka.Though of course there are better blues now, like Misuzu
>have a kawakami ace that wins practice as often as my paces>put her in cm>doesn't even place once>try to build an even better one>none of the new ones can match herBrehs...I'll just run dominator I guess...
>>574229070They also aren't halved over 1200, so you always get full value out of them.If you didn't know
>>574232637
>>574232638Nah, I’d win
soon
>>574231619Bitch would probably guilt trip herself into killing the baby to try and bring back her twin.
>>574232637holy shit this webmshe's so perfect bros...
>>574232875Determine why your kawakami jobs while she's fine in room matches before you discard her. Eg there's a lot of jobbers in round 1 so if she procs accel and gets stuck behind a pace with 0 accel, she's dead, which shouldn't happen in round 2
>>574233106Hello mommy
>>574232875>he fell for the "cm will be 6+ paces" meme
>>574232474roughly something like this:T: Yanko~FY: A ring? Why?T: Since I can't go on the overseas trip starting next week...T: I thought I'd at least let my feelings go with you. You can wear it wherever you like.Yanko wears it like one would wear an engagement ring during the raceT: I did say you could wear it wherever you wanted, but...
>>574233135Aktually Ayabe in the tail end of her career stops with her self destructive actions and finds peace that her sister is gone and that she should live for herself. If anything, she would dearly love any child she has
>>574232681Oh that's great!. Thank you anon.
>>574232875Should've train her as late surger and use her gold skill which is pretty good. Don't forget OYL + leap forward but probably too late to be this autistic
NTR chads...
>>574232681i have stolen your png
>>574232681>chiyo when she sees anons on 4Chanma use her face to ERP
>>574232690
>>574233702Insane how all the Naritas are fugly uggosEspecially Brian
>>574233446Cute. Thanks
>>574233938Mayano Top Gun is a solid 4/10 Uma in terms of looks. Nishino flower on the other hand
>>574230406nice to hear that bwo, hope she likes it
>uma in five years
>>574216058Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.Robroy definitely has a desire to not be part of it.
>interaction with Kris S about water
>>574233702You're lucky V is sleeping right now
>>574233938trvkyano trvke gun
>>574233879I mean, is it better or worse than Ardan seeing what Ardanposters do?
>>574234197Something something glug glug glug
"I will kill Oguri Cap">>574234360
I'm going to build a quick Sprinter Pace Pasa. Wish me luck.
>>574220083Thats enough for today, ill come back later and do moreMaybe even not just chibis
>finally roll Taishin>make her lobby uma>can't even hear herWhy I gotta turn the volume up just for her
>>574234353What? What did Ardanposters do?
>>574220083Nakadashi Festa using a gambling accel
>>574233702NTR would be more popular if she made more silly faces
>>574234035This post has one trvke and one putrid pvke
>>574234480are you seriously asking
>>574234380Didn't mean to reply...
>>574234449
i got a 3* blue on my racing/ignited loop but it's speed instead of stamina or power :(now what?
>>574234495why is my bro so bigwhy is she looking at me like that
>>574234480They did things to me
>>574234568Yes?
>>574234360
>>574234784away, demon, i will not fall for your agp ways
mmmmmmm pitshino flower
Are we still pretending to hate Narita Top Road?
chud family mogs all the others
Ardanposters make me happy when no one else will
>>574234839>yes my son >drink to your hearts content >yoshyoshyoshyoshyosh
>>574235024I can make you happy. Just promise me you won't forget me.
>>574235060>Hold the bucket stiller, black man slavewhat did he mean by this
I need to have sex with Mejiro Ardan....
Why is stamina debuff suddenly a threat again in next dirt med CM when we have previously scoffed at it for multiple past medium CMs
Curren makes me happy when no one else will
>>574235098Brother I don't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday
How would you respond to this?
>>574235060Will Yanko's career story feature a moment where torena pats her on the head and then kisses her neck below the ear (or for uma lack of ear lol) as she is drinking water?
>>574235215but what about chiyono o
>>574235276stam reqs are high since it's a completly flat track with no downhills and grand live will give us less free stamina.
>>574235370
>>574235276Dirt takes 1.5 times more stamina than usual. At best you want 600 stam because of the difference in track + the dominator debuffs
>>574234895What's agp?
>>574235276GL gives fuckall for stam
>>574235383What about her?
>try remaking my long TT team >end up with no skills to buy uuuhhhhhhh long supports when
>>574235276it's at the start of GL and on a weird ass track so no one will have any idea of what are the actual stamina reqs on 1600 speed
Can I get some advice on how to improve my Taiki? She has a hard time winning unlike my Curren who gets 1st place frequently in CM (not pictured is past my limit on her). Should I get NSM on Taiki or try to get some other specific skills?
>>574232652*mood down*
>>574235560Chiyono is sexy too
I fucking hate Chiyono and ChiyonopostersI fucking hate them holy shit
>>574235618>give the donut >slow metabolism >don’t give the donut >get trapped in a hole
>>574235797But I love you
>>574235853>get trapped in a holebeing trapped in Yanko's hole...https://files.catbox.moe/7qvw2u.jpg
The Koreans already solved the stam requirements for CM17https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=291773
>>574236173>Teio WitSo that's where the gaslight is coming from.
>>574234960I could live between umadol thighs
>>574235276>1600 speed (effective 1400)>flat dirt track makes it have practically the same stamina requirements as Tokyo 2400 (Derby)>Given how earning stats past 1200 works the vast majority of people won't be able to afford to slot an stamina/Power card so getting Stamina will be a lot harder>Everyone will be struggling with the new escenario's mechanics so people will be less efficient on their careers.
>>574236173>koreasame region that came with the so ever useful blocker Bakushin and front Urara to deal with the ever so powerful Taishingooks are bad at videogames
Oooh. I would've preferred medium but I do need more turf sparks. Thank you, love.
>>574235606damn you have trouble winning with that? open might actually be sweatier than graded
>>574235276The game is like 2 years now? People still can't read racetracks?
>>574235606the only thing i can say about sprint cm is that it seems to be more of a gamble than the others also people say that the gold skill from power daiwa is good
>>574236437Open has always been sweatier than Graded. Min maxxing properly is more difficult than just building your girl as strong as you can.
good christ some faggots posting "lewds" in here have zero taste for aesthetics
marry your local alcoholic lonely christmas cake
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>574236765would
>3DPD tranny woke upso its the same dude that spams tiktok trash got it
>>574236561The game has been out for global for 1 year, not two. Though reading track maps is so easy that you should go out of your way to lie to someone asking which accels to take.
So, we're back to MANT for Virgo CM because GL doesn't give stamina? Is that right? You can reach 1000 stamina on MANT with just 1 power card
>hating on tiktok kino
>>574236992Just use Stam sparks or a creek bwo
the "you don't nyeed creek in GL because there are no long CMs" niggas after they find out you do need it for anything past 1600m
Water... is good...
>>574236992>>574237057You literally need stam sparks for mile in GL, a stam card is required
>tiktok kinoThis neigher can't be fr fr
>>574228240I feel personally attacked
>>574237262Don't be, I love virgins.
Reminder, tachyon is not skippable
>>574237089Medium is piss easy for fronts because they can get TRUCKBLAZER as the scenario link reward. The rest of the styles are going to have to build cope though.
YOU WILL ENJOY OFF TOPIC SLOPKINO AND YOU WILL LIKE IT BOOMER MILLENIAL TURD EATERS
>Biko>Maruthat's two gaslight supports right there
Hmmmmmmmmnyo
>>574237354Of courseIn mecha musume you literally use Still in for long fronts just for that sweet 2 SP bonus
>bwo your stamina broooooooas if most pace chasers didn't come with heals already lol, stop playing inferior styles
Biko and SMaru are the 2 next best speed cards in GL
> Throw all my wit cards at Unity> Most turns are kinda shit> Still almost cap wit and hit a new scenario recordI wish all CM umas were this easy to build
>>574237354biko hasnt been relevant in monthsmaru is only relevant for FRONT CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS
step 1shock
>>574237675>BikoSpeed Mayano*
>>574237675"some of the best" yet mogged by SR sweepy lol
what do i do if i want to run tachyon but she can't use her support card
>>574237354where's this from so I can go do my own homework, because I'm sure as hell don't have fucking biko of all things
>90% of /uma/ will never get to see Ms.Victoria because they're casual shittersgrim
>sweepy is better speed output than biko/bakushin/smarulollmoaijbol
>>574237742step 2denial
>>574237906erm you get to see it regardless of who won bro
>>574237742Fuku was the heaviest horse with ca. 526kg when he won the KKS,
Eating bananas in front of Biwa
>>574237801Only good if you can use restless
>>574237946Do you mean SSR Sweepy with 0 initial friendship
>>574238019Feeding my banana to the banana fiend
>>574237953step 3You are going on a diet
>>574238115see >574237825
>>574237742>>574237953>>574238148what are the leg warmers supposed to do?
>>574237979>watching Ms. Victoria after losing
>>574238298Warm his legs
>>574232429That's an apple fritter.
>>574238298>what do you mean leg warmers are meant to warm the legs? what the fuck is this crazy bullshit?
>>574235670Nah
>>574238221But tbf Sweepy is maybe better than them thanks to the SP bonus
>>574238298Those are more like shin guards
>>574238034Bed-breaking matting with Gentil and Verxina.
>>574238335should have said "will never get to see their uma at the center" instead bwo
>>574237979
Finally something with a lot of whites
>>574238298Make him sexy
>>574237959This is not finemo
>>574238436sex with gentle wife right after I had a session with my cute CF
>rolled for speed Maru when fronts are in the shitters>and the support itself isn't even that goodkek
others can't see it but you know it yourself if you skip the losing concert
>>574238037And Biko is good even if you never use Plan X, amirite? Maya also has better hints+head on in her chain event
>>574238654Jokes on youI skip all concerts
>>574238298+50% guts when training +20% energy cost
bue-bue-bue-bue-
>>574238621You better not be crying about Rickey next CM gwo
>>574238336>>574238384well i called them leg warmers because that's the first thing i could think of to call them. it doesn't look like it's very cold in that image, though. there's no snow, and the handler is in a short sleeved shirt. also in the snow they get the snow covering, but i've never seen them also come with leg coverings.
>>574238758Brickey is a pace. You will build her with festive miracle inherit. Watch the witgod video dropping soon.
>>574234967No i like her
>>574238795Rickey is a late
>>574237354yeah ok, Tach is literally MLB or bust, if you even check 3LB scenarios it's literally on par with sweep SR mlb with a small speed increase
>>574237262Well, at least you've kissed a girl. You're better off than a lot of people here.I mean...You have.Right?
what kind of accent/dialect does palmer speak ?
Is Linux good for you?
>>574238690unironically yes, if you aren't reaching your speed training. yes, you should factor in skills, but in GL many people will have to go back to taking speed cards purely for training.
>>574238921does it count if she was 5?
>>574238742lol>>574237692If you had 18 wit sparks the cap is like 1900 and you can easily hit UE>>574237906I don't even know what that is
Narita Top CHAD!
>>574235670Chiyo piss
>>574238795Rickey is a front god , Pace Rickey will never activate her unique in a front heavy lobby and will never compete with a Xog in a pace heavy one
>>574238929gyaru deeeesu
Is the secret to this cm a delayed gw with uma stan? It's what I've been using on a throwaway maya and she's performing significantly better than my two other aces I actually spent time building
>>574239078>If you had 18 wit sparks the cap is like 1900 and you can easily hit UEIndeed, but that's like what, 1% extra skill proc chance? My borrow slot is taken by a summer golshi with hesitant skills and shitty blues.
>>574239050...Not really, but we'll say it will if you were around 5 too.You...were, right?
>>574239007Then Mayano speed is better since she has higher initial friendship and priority while having both speed and power bonus (very important in a scenario where you don't train power)
>>574239154Her unique has no requirements
>>574239245True, but the rank. Imagine when they see the UE8 approach. Intimidation factor.Also, 900>1200 wit is like a 5% skill proc chance anyways. Barely affects anything.
>>574239331Meant to type gold
>>574239170City doesn't speak like her
7 and I _______
short king
>>574239464Her gold is >=5Dom heavy environmentNot an issue
>haven't used the yaeno free pullWill it transfer to Rickey on banner reset?
>>574239473give an example
>>574239487Well you got 7 bro, what are you doing?
>>574239274it was. She lived next door, and my sister and her sister (3 years older) decided we would get married so nee-san performed the ceremony I had to kiss the bride and walk her home. So I did. Then I kissed her a bunch more times, because it turns out kissing girls is fun. UMA MUSUME
>>574239492Doto is just tall.
>>574239651City and Jordan are also gyarus right?Even the way palmer says "this is for tomorrow" during login sounds different
>>574239567The issue is no one can out pace the Xog in a dom enviornment, Brickey can't touch her with shit accels.
>>574239759>seeking the shota and super creek are same height
>>574239897Correct, the reason you run her front is anglingIt is not a requirement though, especially if it means running bad cards like Bourbon wit
So the Rickey slanders are just from hog pullers feeling threatened from an emerging challenger kek
>>574239614rickey gets a free pull regardless if you use the free pull on bamboo
>>574239703>nee-san make sure her brother grows up straightBased sister not making you a faggot
>>574240147I don't think this is true by the way
>>574239703Why did you stop kissing girls, bro?It IS fun...
>>574240090>trying to gaslight people into thinking pace rickey is good
>>574239797I don't own palmer so I can't confirm specifically, but isn't her whole gimmick that she's normal but tries to use gyaru slang she learned? looking at japanese videos, she doesn't seem to have any kind of dialect
>>574240432>>574240432>>574240432
>>574240090I still don't know what people use their resources in this game on. I have like 70 pink tickets waiting for Rickey, will probably get a few more after the CM is done.
>>574240252Check the announcement
>>574239094Look at the size of that slappable ass
>>574239094>too scared to avatarfag until the thread is gonna dielollmao
>>574234480breeding Ardan and Ardanposters
