Harvest Edition>NewsSummer update released: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=274747>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.com/Wiki: https://wiki.tf/>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf/ | https://weapons.tf/ | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: backpack.tf | https://trade.tf/ | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv/ Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com/ | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>573971556
Team Fabulous 2 is pigshit.
Team Fabulous 2 is kinoshit.
>>574243362I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
>>574243362many are saying this>>574243302only one spamming banned autist is saying this
>>574243362>Team Fabulous 2 is kinotrue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>574243510>>574243536Samefag!
>574243302>574243479this is spam, everyone
>>574243392So the fix is nerf quick scope damage by what, 15-20 and let hard scopers who hold a line properly be the reward-y? I'm not arguing against it, I just don't know how that could be advocated. I'm trying to think of the middle ground where the aim savvy feel rewarded, while also acknowledging that their presence on certain map locations, or maps as a whole are super oppressive. I think tracer incentivizes moving away and not camping so much, but even still, a good Sniper will hold a spot if he has the sight and highgrounds. Cause the only answer is another quick Sniper. I agree hard-scopers aren't the problem, but they occupy the class regardless.
>>574242346Projectile deletion isn't even something Engineer should have, it should be Pyro's specialty.I think the Short Circuit should be redesigned into a weapon that supercharges your buildings to work faster but also causes them to be temporarily disabled afterwards
>>574243149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muc0mictHbchttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=273966did you watch Round 1? About an hour in and its pretty good so far. Glad Lucid isn't afraid to skip the lower quality junk and gives proper time/critique to the people that tried.
>>574244047I think if it is gonna exist, just revert is and make it the smallest work-able cone to use. Also, I think Wrangler shield should cost ammo.
>>574243686Plap posts and images are spam, not my high quality posts and images.
>>574244130>4 hours im not watching allat dawg
>>574244323Bro looks like such a basedboy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRuuQKetpDE
>>574244130>UFR podcast featuring: Zesty, Lucid and Furnitureset
>>574245179Cumtown is unfunny as fuck.
>>574243149Holy mackerel sister, mimi sentry!? Honestly this is freaking epic *upvotes you*. You're la crème de la crème frfr! Thanks for always being online to make these awesome threads as per unusual!!!Seriously we love you, you have to stop forgetting to put your Team Fortress 2 steam group in the OP though: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>574245426you forgot*mwah* chef's kiss~
>>574243302>>574243479unfortunate truke
>>574245426Based, keep on winning!
>>574245426no one's joining your steam group no matter how much you spam it, tranny
>>574245872I didn't make the OP.
>>574243889just increase the headshot delay upon scoping from 0.20 to 0.40 or 0.50, cut the sniper rifle's ammo by 60%, and give the scope an unusual gleaming effect to mimic the sun glinting off the lens
>>574245942not talking about the OP I'm talking about you troon
>>574246206Why are you feeding the troll? Just report it for spam on all your devices and move on.
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>574243889What if the tracer was always active, like the HL2 combine snipers, but the beam starts out really bright and then fades to being transparent based on how charged up the sniper is? That way you can see the sniper's position if he's getting back to back quickscopes, but if he's hardscoping, he's harder to spot
>>574243149this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>574246745blud's never played on harvest
>>574244323theres a round 2/3 with the best of so probably wait for that. might be more yap then round 1 since theres more judges though>>574245179whos who
>>574246206Yeh, the OP creator.
>>574243149Yes.
>>574244130>random joins mid stream>Zesty leaves immediatelydon't worry zesty i understand you
I would buy some keys, if they implemented the settings search feature they put in Deadlock, along with custom crosshairs. That would be an actually nice and doable thing I would hope.
>>574245426Lmao
>one or two word posts>always a first capital letter clearly typed on a phone what is the point in being this blatant in your samefagging
>>574248873That's proper punctuation.
>>574248873Who asked for your cope?
>capitalizing the first letter of an acronym but not the others >calls it punctuation and not capitalization (these are two different things)okay retarded ESL
>>574249256
>>574249256I was referring to->>always a first capital letter and i have no idea what acronym you're talking about, what you said didn't allude to one. It just applied to posts in general, in which case starting off with a capital letter is very common.
>and i have no idea what acronym you're talking about,bro is literally incapable of reading the post above mine, yeah it's the retarded ESL
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3415953241What's the verdict on the unusual taunt effect that causes you to turn into film grain?Kino or slop?
>>0574249603I'm sorry I'm not following you're passive aggressive vague-posting, you literal girl. There are other ways to deny a (You) without being a total bitch.
>>574249492NTA but capitalization is not the same as punctuation and you're really dumb if you couldn't see the acronym post he was referring to
I'm not the one who couldn't read and then made an idiot of themselves defending a samefag post, ESLkun
>>574249492Lmao, idk why you wanna cook him; every post of his comes off as pure cope.
>>574249603Esl*
He's so perfect bros
>>574248873
>>574250057Based post
>>574249803It's a part of punctuation, you capitalize the start of a word, at the start of a new sentence. That includes after a punctuation-mark, like <-- .
>>574250343oh my god you fucking retard there was no punctuation in the post>>574248430here's the (you) you wanted so desperately, you don't capitalize the first letter of an acronym but not the others unless you're on a phone
>>574250584Brrraaaaaaaaaaaap.
>>574250343You are actually brain dead, like completely mentally retarded
>>574244323
>still copingDomination look it up
>>574252534built for egg making
How many classes are you allowed to play in TF2?>1 main>1 altis this it or do you get a third
3 NIGAS ON CART
>>574252534Cringe
>>574252652You're allowed to play all of them.
hey this anon is telling me i can play all of the classes?however im not an ebin furry casual, im an alpha chad who has a main, can someone give me a REAL answer
Did Zesty win yet?
>>574254528yes by getting a cute gf in mastercoms
>>574243362Trve.
How retarded is it to use your eternal reward WITH dead ringer
I was on this server and someone built a trans flag out of minecraft blocks, I decided to break it.
>>574250934>seals when their trainer doesn't give them fish
>>574243302So true, brother
fat brown beaner above
>>574188287Good job Nerubro.
>>574256954I would not know. My camo index is at 90% all the time.
its been roughly 2 years since the bot crisis endedremember to thank thewhat for being the man who stepped up to #fixtf2
i cannot access the marketplace
>>574259158I thought it was weezy
>>574259158You mean Zesty Jesus
>>574259158I sent them an e-mail suggesting to nerf sniper class all across the board if this going to continue and about a month later they wiped the floor with botters.
>>574259158You mean Sign anon
>>574244130>guy who makes dogshit slop giving critique on other people's dogshit slop>webcam on showing his ugly shitstache the entire timei'm good on that.
>>574259158they didnt delete quickscope from the game so idc
this community has more trannies than overwatch, a literal gooner AGP game.
>>574267898laughably concerning truke
>>574267898well talking about the nastiest shit ever isn't china advertiser friendly
this guy really just fucking complains about trannies all day
>>574267898>>574267976>>574268319Don't worry. TF2 might have troons comprise a bigger percent of its playerbase, but Overwatch still wins in pure numbers because it's a bigger game.One day though, TF2 might win in both percent AND absolute numbers.
>>574267898a hungry man thinks of bread
I read this as "fixed MLP settings on the stickers" for a moment and my heartrate unironically spiked
still no fix for redwood ziplines being fucked up btw
Chat can you confirm this?
>>574269342https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>it's realdoomerblackpilltardfaggotbros... we lost again...
Hopefuel for QuickPlay manmoresMatchmaking manlets stay mad
>>5742693422 weeks, shupos
>>574269342>new content and changes>and changesYou people will call me schizophrenic when they're spelling out quickplay right to your faces.
>Updated Taxi Cabbed war paint>Fixed mip settings on the stickers>Fixed using the incorrect wear textureso that's the fifth warpaint they have fixed at a later date?
>>574269491so what does this mean how many maps could possibly be added and where's my new australiums
>>574268956what do agps think of?
>>574269848update sized update
Revert Cow Mangler.
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354PATIENCE NIGGAS
>>5742693422 more weekstrvst the plan
be braaaave, motherfuckers!
>>574271787>add rocket launcher that has 5 shots but lower damage (plus some extra stats)>change it to be nearly a reskin of stock >hmm how do we make the liberty launcher unique, we already have a 3 shot rocket launcher that's way better>i know, give it 5 shots and less damage!
you're a shitter if you can't dominate with the liberty launcher
>>574273287NTA, but the argument is that it took over what made CM interesting beyond the alt-fire. Not whether it was good or not anymore. LL used to just be poopier DH.
>>574272694Oldhead Jerma reference.
>>574269342>>574269491>The year is 20XX>New blog post>An Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the MvM Update
The update to update all updates.
>>574269342wake me up a year from now, when the update will still not be out
What compels someone to post porn of cartoon midgets?
>>5742693422 weekspretty sure
>>574274101mental basedness
>>574274101being based
>>574274016>>574274163baby making sex with lulu and shupos
>>574274101It's fucking BASED and ZASED
>>574268956
>>574274101Genuinely just addicted to porn and trying to get attention.
I love porntf2
>>574275083good tf2 post
>>574275083Talk about a based TF2 threadGravelpit 2Fort
olivia foot worship
>>574273287The Direct Hit is better.
>>574274101https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
>>574273287you have no reading comprehension
>>574269342how is it possible that 50+ year old valve boomer writers have worse irony-poisoned writing than most zoomers and gen alphas themselves combined
>>574277592trends associated with young generations are often projected onto them by the olders
>>574269342>>574273676>read anon's shitpost>"lol there's no way they would really write that as the header">check page
>>574276785what was i supposed too be reading?
>>574278004this guy >>574273459 got it mostly righti'm not talking about the power level of the current liberty launcher, i'm talking about the fact that the hot-potato nature of valve devs working on tf2 caused one weapon to just become another for no reason
>>574275083>>574275257>>574275369paizuri and baby making sex with mewmew
Damage surfing needs a mega buff. So tired of retarded demos and soldiers blasting me straight up and getting an auto killed with nothing I can do.
>>574278798legit just get good
>>574279954>posts the easiest, most ideal situation as proof of it being good
How can I make my medic look like this?Using loadout.tf but workshop items are fine because it's for a project.
>>574278798>>574280985guess you've never encountered a competent enemy med as soldier. the only way to actually kill a med who moves like that is to land directs, land splashes from above his model, or hope that the med is already at low hp enough to die, otherwise he surfs away and if you go for an airshot attempt there's a 99% chance it whiffs + you die to the scout shooting your face off
>>574271787I don't mind the stat but the older projectile particle is better.
>>574280985(you)
>>574282524Hot-poorfag-take, it being paintable should've been an established feature.
>>574282609Try surfing a sticky up your ass you didn't know was there, tough guy. It's called: you are going straight the fuck up and getting instant killed with no counter play.
>>574282636>blue soldier shooting pink projectile>red soldier shooting slate projectile"no"
where are the regular non sixes sick surf webms
*runs reserve shooter*nice surf nerd
>>574283259Don't painted CM lasers retain their Team colors, and have a hint of the paint-color? I don't think they look that crazy. I mean, you can barely tell the color difference of Rockets outside of crits.
What if we gave spy a smoke bomb
what if we gave spy a "smoke" bong
>>574269342"changes" what are you changing valve, maybe fixing the broken upgrades and gas passer being better than the stickybomb launchers?or you're just gonna leave that shit on the floor as usual
Not only should they rever Ullapool, but it should be throwable somehow too.
What if we gave heavy a wheel chair so he could move around more quickly
>>574283914>and gas passer being better than the stickybomb launchers?QRD?
>>574284026Wait that's it. We give Heavy a jetpack!!!!! Some one send this to Valve so they can finally work on the heavy update
>>574283961That would be kino.
>>574284319>hold down M1, show's meter, M2 to cancel>makes Ullaciding more of a commitment, keeps Demo's identity and adds to the melee pool without being another Knight fodder weapon.
>>574283259Paintable Cow Mangler projectile only existed for the grand total of 2 days. Shortly after Valve removed the paint feature, the projectile was also hardcoded to be red/blue
happy thursday, /tf2g/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7xMgJedN2s
Heavy should be able to ride a little tricycle
>>574284546This video has nothing to do with TF2.
>>574283551the original projectile particle effects also took the colour of the paint that was applied but Valve removed that when they changed the projectile
>>574284718can't put anything past you, hawkeyes
>>574284546This video has everything to do with TF2.
>>574252534god i wish that were me
>>574284546what's so happy about it
>>574286462canada is on fire
>>574284127Gas passer takes 750 damage to recharge which is absolutely trivial to fill up on MVM gamemode, moreso if there's a tank nearby.
>>574286520we don't need no water let them leaves burn
>>574286520yeah but the smoke is blowing down here
Does anyone have problems in Redwood (the new payload map) where you can clip through the floor if you are in a teleporter?
>>574288002I get jittering but if you mean clipping into the floor and get stuck, then no.
>>574268970Nah, I would never do that. I even changed Star Crossed to have a full moon instead of a crescent moon when a tf2g pointed out the crescent moon looked like a pony logo.>>574270382Yeah, there were two things that were broken on it. They were using the Park Pigmented cracked glass texture and they re-compressed all my textures which fucked up the mipmaps. The fix only fixed the stickers which were the biggest problem (they were bleeding across weapons) but I'll take any fixes over no fixes
>>574288491No, check this out:
>>574289530>but I'll take any fixes over no fixesit's something I guess, if only they just fucking went and fixed the metal sheens on paints that were supposed to have it
>>574290419Never had that happen to me, but eventually Eric will stop eating his pink cookies and fix the game.
>>574290419>Shupo enjoyerChad.
>>574288002>>574290419yeah it has been like that since day 1 of the update
>>574291479They have a dumb policy of giving you like 2 weeks to fix any problems, so I got lucky that the ARE fixing war paints right away this time, because otherwise it's "too bad, someone might like it that way"
>>574292126>>574291815I'm gonna do this to Eric if he doesn't fix it
>>574290419shupobvll...
>>574290419based
>>574292090>>574295274Why is this character always doing this with her hands? What's her goal?
>>574295391>What's her goal?assert her dominance
>>574295391>Why is this character always doing this with her handsAutism.
One Shupo themed warpaint, please.
what merc would your plapfu main>medic w/second opinion cosmetic
>>574296995isn't this character from some "lol randumbz xd forced meme" walking sim indiegame? you can't seriously call it your waifu
>>574297978...but enough about friendlies/hoovies/spycrabs/observers/etc.
shupobros, how do i remember which shupo is which shupo? is there a mnemonic i can use?
>>574296995Gee I dunno, probably Medic or something
>>574298410>hoovy>in 2026Blatant sign that someone is playing for the first time today
>>574296995Medic For obvious reasons :3
>>574296995all girls main medic: FACT
>>574296995>>574299382>>574300346baby making sex with ena, fempyro, and honey
>>574296995scout with hypno-eyes (white)
>>574300934trvke
How does Lightweight and Ghost Notes interact? 2.5 second scratch marks?
>>574304254u wot
>>574304254sir this is a tf2gs
>>574247786there IS custom crosshair support though
>join casual>Last about to cap>Join another match>Spawn camping>Again>Server change>...>last just cappedFun, and for whatever reason constant map change also cause instability.
>>574248873>>574246353
>>574304381>>574304527My bad but could you answer the question?
>>574304729it makes the entity just buttfuck you and say "play a better game"
>>574304729They scrimblo your bingus until you get a 2.5 beanpot
>>574256954It used to be meta back when set bonuses were a thing. Now? It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, if anything it has anti-synergy. That said it's still usable, seeing as nobody really expects a YER spy to feign death. You do kind of have to pair it with the letrange if you want it to be viable though, seeing as you have no other way to get your cloak back quickly, and this loadout is going to be extra cloak hungry.
Revert Liberty Launcher.
good night virgins~
>>574281304that new bald head cosmetic with the forehead mirrorany of the cosmetics that give him a mustache which don't conflict with the bald headthe dr. whoa
>>574283816I'd be ok with that replacing his sapper. Maybe have it work like the gas passer, based on the crit damage he deals. It would help him counter snipers instead of engis, assuming the enemy team has no engineers.
>>574286520happy thursday :)
>>574286559nobody cares about PvE balance on a gambling moe
>>574304625Or just stay retard
>>574296995Pyro, specifically Dragon's Fury
>>574306160retardbro...
>>574243149are these ALL the /tf2g/ approved girls plus fempyro minus ms.pauling? or is it missing some? i have an art idea
>>57430826790% of this image has nothing to do with tf2
i said /tf2g/ not tf2 dumbass
>>574301009holy fucking marriage, followed by baby-making sex and constant breeding with Neru
>>574308267add the helltaker girl from the recent comic
>>574308267No, some of the girls in those images changed out constantly, and we also have a plap list of approved waifus (though I haven't updated it in a while)tf2g's Plap List1. Fempyro2. Femscout3. Ms. Pauling4. Olivia Mann5. Young Administrator6. Zhanna7. Caster's Quarterly Witch8. Mimi Sentry9. Mags10. Other Femclasses not listed11. Lucy the Bun12. Shupos13. Megumin14. Meowscarada15. Gardevoir16. Honey the Cat17. Cream the Rabbit18. Dawn19. Hilda20. Rosa21. Fem Yordles22. Zhao (Bunny)23. Konata24. Asuka25. Rei26. Elegg27. Hex Maniac28. Zess29. Neru30. Marie Splatoon31. Super Sonico32. Valentine33. Sandy Cheeks34. Teri the Bear
>>574308392/tf2g/ is a general dedicated to Team Fortress 2 discussion, not 6 year old tranime girls
>>574308267>>574308460oh and the casters quarterly witch
>>574308493trvke
>>574306495>stay>match is an unfun one-sided curbstomp>server resets and everybody leaves because the matchmaker puts you into the last roundYou don't play the game, retard
>>574308493thank you for your efforts anon. if anyone else wants to add some additions feel free.>>574308460this one?>pic related
>>574308493>femscout, pauling, olivia, mags, shupos, konata, asuka, elegg, hex maniac, neru, marie, super sonicowould
>>574308267>minus ms.paulingdeath upon you
>>574308670>this one?yes
>>574309314post her more then anon
>>574309730sorry i only save FAT paulings
Idk why people are excited over a MvM update>Mode that barely anyone plays>Australiums look like shitIs it just desperation for new content?
>>574283094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wkv-eDYiv8literally just stop complaining and git gud
>>574310675poorfag cope
>>574310675>Mode that barely anyone playsGee I wonder if the issue is the last content for that mode being added fucking 12 years ago. No, it must be the mode's fault. Nevermind the community MvM tours they keep holding every year that have tons of players, no one likes MvM
>>574311161they cost a few hours wagesthey look like shit, poorfag
speaking of mvm i wish all tours had shared lootgetting bored of two cities BUT it feels bad to miss out on the chance for a nice ks or aussie when playing any of the other ones
Now that time has passed, which maps from the summer update would you like to see added in the main pool? For me it's pl_redwood and cp_mojave.
>>574313098I'd like pl_hex_paizuri and pl_hex_baby_making
>>574313098premuda and dryfield
https://youtu.be/H1tXoM0ehuw
watched a tf2 video challenge and found out about these exploits:> Guaranteed crit exploits: Swing once then throw the Scout's ball (re-rolling the crit state by changing classes if needed), or get a random Scorch Shot crit and use the Executioner taunt to inherit guaranteed crits.> Teleporter exploits: Place a teleporter exit over a death pit, or taunt before using the Eureka Effect to cache the teleport for a telefrag.> Stuck launch: Use the payload cart to push yourself into a solid object, damage yourself to build velocity, then remove your building to launch.> Phlog exploits: Interrupt the Phlog taunt to extend crits, or activate Mmmph and immediately swap to another flamethrower.> Wallstick and ramp stick: Air-strafe into a diagonal wall, or deploy the Base Jumper while strafing into a steep ramp, until you become stuck.> Surface penetration: Stand on the opposite side of a penetrable wall, floor, or spawn door and fire projectiles through it.> Floating projectiles: Stickybomb a spawn door or other moving brush so the bombs remain suspended after it moves away.> Animation glitches: Open the Contracker, close it, and instantly perform a taunt before the player animation updates.hopefully the source 2 rewrite won't "fix" any of these
>>574296606that would sellout instantly (even if it is digital)
>>574315073boobies...
>>574315073>>574316829Konatoobies...
pop team fortress when
>>574317430now
>>574315073>>574317132paizuri with konat>>574317430hotdogging with pipimi
>>574308267>>574308493where is the mobster?
>>574319262No one here is gay. Come back when you have The Boobster
all of the Haglivia doodles cropped (and my other drawings from the /drawthread/ drawpile )https://imgchest.com/p/na7kpq83m48
>>574321220>dat 'livia>dat Sina>dat Seidrmuh dickbaby making needed
>>574296995Heavy.>>574315073This guy reminds me of Stary.>>574321220nice
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Hypothetically if I got a golden pan how would I even go about pricing/selling it? There isn't even a single listing on the community market
>>574323238every pan is worth the same, ks effects would have a minimal influence since they can be replaced with another pro ks pan kit
>>574324174Sure but where does the price come from to begin with? It's not like [insert any other random TF2 item on the Steam community market] where you can see a spread of prices from like $2.12 to $3.68 and have a rough idea of where the price points of sellers and buyers coincides. By comparison I see Golden Frying Pan on sites like marketplace tf and it's just a "uhhh idk 2500 keys flat I guess" that was clearly pulled out of thin air
No. Frickin'. Way.
>>574324494AYO???
>>574324494Dear god...
>>574319839Who said anything about gay?
>>574269342Something tells me this was done after the resounding indifference from the Summer update and Eric receiving a bazillion emails asking where tf is the MvM update
>>574324494>>/r/eddit
>>574321220you have blessed me with such hagliviasthank you
>>574313098>which maps from the summer update would you like to see added in the main pool?Don't all summer maps get added
>>574283961That defeats the entire humor of the weapon>A sober person would throw it...
give spy a poop knife
>>574335827Spy isn't Jewish THO
good morning~
>>574321220Looks like shit m8.
iv'e been queuing for 20 minutes. i think the game is dead.
>>574296995None because I am not that much of a loser.
>>574315073I only saw the first 3 seconds and this video is pigshit
How bad is the scottish resistance for comp
You shouldnt be playiing comp anyway
>comp
>>574321220haglivia's heaving bosom!>>574321419it's nice to see a spiritual successor
>>574283914>gas passer being better than the stickybomb launchersgas passer can't oneshot giantsit also can't even do damage on its own, it requires someone to damage the robots after they get coatedreally the main reason it's considered so powerful is that most valve missions are poorly designed and have robots spawn in giant groups that all get oneshot.also, it gets priority for damage attribution, meaning even if you're a sniper/demo/crit soldier or whatever and you do enough damage to oneshot robots you still don't get credit for the kill because the gas passer takes priority, even though it didn't actually contribute anything to the kill.the main advantages the GP has are that it's an easy way to deal with heavy robots and that it goes through enemy damage resistances (like steel gauntlets). there's a neat trick you can pull off to oneshot a group of steel gauntlets but 99% of GP users aren't skilled enough to pull it off.stickybomb spamming and other stuff like explosive headshot are still better on community designed missions that stagger robot spawns.
>>574310675>potato servers literally fill up the second one gets announced on the official website>nobody plays MvMI guess it's cause it's too crowded
>>574347259>>potato servers literally fill up the second one gets announced on the official websiteBecause f2p monkeys wants the free pigshit cosmetics
>>574347259>potato servers literally fill up the second one gets announced on the official websiteAnd stay dead for the rest of the year?
>>574348578yes, because people are excited for *new* mvm contentmany people genuinely enjoy playing a fresh well-made mvm mission
Every time I get the urge to play this game again I instantly remember the long waiting sessions between playing the game.
>>574348742But not many stick around to enjoy the new MvM content a little longer it seems. You sure it's the fresh well-made mvm mission and not a medal they are after?
>>574324359last sale on steam market last year 1800 yuros (pretty low)highest buy order on backpack (actual money he's willing to pay, not just speculative value) 2600 keysscroll down to price suggestion (i'd post the links but this fuckass site think they're spam) last 3 trades for around 3800-3900 keys which is its actual valueif you dont want to deal with tr*ders and just want to sell quickly you could reasonably do so with like 3300 keys
>>574348578No medals no play simple asSpeaking of which>They still haven't released the medals from the last event
why do niggas even care about medals nobody fuckin wears them>*puts on medal just to take a screenshot and be contrarian*>"uh yeah i do"no you don't
>>574353016uh yeah i do
>>574353016They're for the item showcase on your profile :)
Is that- IS THA- IS THAT A GENTLEMANNE OF LEISURE STEAM BADGE? OHHH MY REDDITCHUNGUS! YOU, SIR, ARE A FELLOW TF2 GODCHAD!
>>574354247Why do these good artist always make such bad comics
>>574353016Tranny tier collectible case and point >>574354247
>>574357818Steam badges are pigshit >game collector>years of service Anything else and you are a goycattlegolem that needs everything to be a social media app
>>6197561https://vimeo.com/25780504?fl=pl&fe=cm#t=27m1sInteresting historic tidbit about tf2 item contribution told by Gabe Newell, kind of a forgotten video nowadays, it really should be more known about.>"As a content developer it's sort of terrifying because you're losing control of your IP, you know what happens if... everybody in the community wants to make... Giant Penises, you know?">"losing control of your IP"That checks out, yeah.This is in the game.
>>574360978>I'm looosing control over the ip aaaaa>uh dude, you control the button that adds hats >nooooo I have to add the gnome dome hat aaaaa m-my ip is in ruinsWhy is valve like this
>>574360978damn that's a shame anyways have another dota 2 major update
>>574361248You have no idea what corporate lawyers are like
>>574361626The lawyers forced in the giant penis gnome dome hat!?
I LOVE THE SCOTTISH RESISTANCE, THIS WEAPON IS SO FUN>>574354247why do anime guys all have this build when theyre about to fuck someone, its like the japanese have decided built fat guys are the most sexual looking beings for men, is built fat the male equivalent of being a male chubby / bbw?
>>574360978shit I fucked up the wsg link for the snippet with audio, here it is:>>>/wsg/6197561
>>574362056No. If they win in the courtroom they will force Gabe to sit on the giant penis gnome dome hat
forgot to add im trans btw
>>574362851thats awesome, i know 4chan can be a bit harsh sometimes but thanks for sharing that perspective as a trans individual your voice is important and its also heard, hope have a great day
>>574362851it's inferred. We all know. Relax.
thats awesome we have such a diverse community in this gamethats probably why its so fun and interesting :)im white and straight btw
not that it's relevant to tf2, I found out a while ago that another one of my favorite vidya youtubers trooned out. Guy was a major geek and kind looks like a blonde nerdy Tarzan since he grew his hair out.
HRT destroyed the nerd community
>>574363452the retarded faggot community that piled into every crevice like shit driving out actual nerds*
Porn destroyed the nerd community
>>574363723porn was always in the nerd community*ftfy
>>574363723fixed*
>>574363452it hit it like how crack struck black neighborhoods
>>574359882Years of Service can be misleading sometimes because retard zoomers buy old accounts to larp as a veteran.Though its usually easy to tell if they're bought because the account will be 20 YO but then there suddenly will be a ton of badges grinded in a course of few months or weeks to level the account starting from years like 2019 or 2022 etc, and there'll be none of the 2010-2012-2013 era easy to get badges ( like Treasure hunt, Holiday Sale, 2013 Beta Card Tester etc. )Real oldfag accounts usually have those badges from 2010 to 2013 and few from later years aswell, usually they have low amount of badges aswell.Though I've seen mentally ill veterans that really do have old accounts but also have gazillions of badges and lvl500 profile and it's clear it's always been their account.Anyone reading this keep in mind and check profiles of people that have the old tf2 joindate badges ingame, they're usually larping zoomers with steam badges grinded in the early 2020's or late 2010's because that's when they bought the account.The actual oldfags moved on from this game long time ago, there are no true grizzled veterans, primeval warriors or soldier of fortrunes anymore.
>>574363452Destroyed multiple communities both nerd and non-nerd.
>>574365518what about it
>>574365518>solly>wearing a tiebullshit
>>574365943
Speaking of tf2 help me decide what tf2 hat i should edit onto my current steam profile pic
>>574365741need some TF2 discussion here>>574365943fake fan
say something nice about my favorite hat
>>574366254oh yeah that existssomeone should make a "do you remember this hat ingame?" survey, would be a pretty easy video content "which cases is worth hoarding" or something
Remove heavy rev penalty Give him a quake lightning gunGive him a minigun with way less damage that returns health to him on hit like his own version of the pretty boy pocket pistol
>>574366952i was gonna get the allbrero instead but you cant color it i want my hat to be pink
>>574366952You are a cute anime girl(male) IRL that I will fantasize and yearn for
>>574366952baby making sex with asuna
>>574366952do you remember this hat ingame?
>>574368146that's a misc
>>574368419from a certain point of view
>>574295798>>574295595>>574295274>>574292090>>574274163>>574271906>>574243362behave
>>574366952I think the hats that stand out the most are the most egregious ones so being "memorable" isn't actually a good metric.
>>574370360https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Heavy_no02.wav
>>574366047noose of no lament
>>574370518the offensive ones aren't even memorable past the update that added them since they're just shock value slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WmVaFCL4gUPomson players are built different
>>574371524Pomson is one of the worst weapons in the game.
>>574371524he could have done this better with stock shotgun tho
>>574372209>>574372662Pomson players are built differentPshh, you wouldn't understand....
>>574367039>Give him a quake lightning gunthat's a good idea actually
>>574371524imagine getting that big medkit as sniper and still somehow dying to one shot from the pomson
>>574370360sex with little shuposmarriage with big shupofollowed by foursome with shupos
That's funny I dont remember seeing a single shupo in tf2
>>574375000nice digitsI just saw all them shupos on pl_barnblitz btw
>>574375140I have on custom maps.
>>574375140That's because you don't play on the same server with >>574290419 or the game for that matter
>>574375140You've seen trannies, you've seen shupo enjoyers.
this place sucks
I dont think the bullying of trans people in tf2 is fair. Tf2 trannies tend to be autistic shut ins. Overwatch trannies tend to be gooners. They are different breeds.I am not trans btw.
>>574376001That's cool and all but the gooner ones are somehow getting into this game and making it dog shit
>>574376001>Tf2 trannies tend to be autistic shut ins. Overwatch trannies tend to be gooners.they are one and the same
https://fortressrestoration.itch.io/tf2restoration>restoration>look inside>recreated 2012-13 visuals, balance changes, no hats
>>574360978Meanwhile Gabe saddened from "losing control of your IP"
>>574376179You are literally too young to be using the internet.
>>574378536i'm older than you, sorry about whoever touched u btw
>>574378569If you're using the word "gooner" and complaining about ecchi images in TF2, you're underage.
>>574377516no reskins either, yet somehow keeps qualities of items that aren't decorated
>>574378658>hallucinatinggo back to the asylum from where you escaped
>>574377516How many "oldschool tf2!" mods will be made before people realise all they actually want is just the trash hat removal and a community server (optionally with weapon reverts and vaccinator ban)
>>574379241
>>574379241>all they actually want is just the trash hat removal and a community server (optionally with weapon reverts and vaccinator ban)thats the problem, that isnt "all they actually want" and never has beenevery single mod that claims to fix tf2 or return tf2 to a wholesome chungus halcyon time always always ALWAYS ends up actually being the creators giga autismo interpretation of how their ideal tf2 should besurprise surprise people treat them as passing curiosities to go in and try out for a bit before returning to the "shared baseline reality" of tf2
Play the King's Field games. They make you way better at melee combat in tf2.
>>574382162Play them anyways
>>574360978giant penises CONFIRMED acceptable for tf2 by gaben himselfworkshopxisters, get on it!!!!!
>>574382256How can you enjoy this??? Wheres the visual dirrhea? Wherew the pinjata drop loot after kill? Why doesn't the walls have a bunch of useless details?
olivia's giant mann penis
>>574382791would throat
>>574382256has sloppividya made a 2 hour lore video on the KF series where he talks extra slow yet
>>574382791is it at least 8.5 inches long with a circumference of 7.25 on the shaft
>>574377516>The game takes as base the 2012 version of TF2 so various aspects such as spy's move speed or engineers teleporter cost are restored to the time period.>Fan-made flame particle (restoration my ass)>2015 revolver reload animationVery schizophrenic mod
>>574383875no one's that big right...?
>>574384573don't forget that it includes every map and weapon
>>574378710I want to touch honey inappropriately
>>574321734Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>574386045not that i've ever seen
>>574387475when I entered the kingdom of heaven, Go D. Bible himself complemented me on my collection of fempyro images and said I had good taste
>>574387475this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
>>574386045I was using a dragon dildo as a reference so probably not
>>574387624Can confirm
>>574387697you should've gotten a tenga instead, it's less gay
>>574375140check community servers more
>>574387475Pyro is a mexican man btw
>>574388748He could also be Chinese.
>>574388748Nah
>>574388845
>>574388748Mexicans don't have beards
>>574388952They can get one.
>>574388397Who said I ever bought a dildo?
>>574390757good point. you can 3d print that shit now
>>574391029So do you want me to print the dildo or something?
>>574377516Oh look, yet another tf2 but old mod. This community lacks originality. Fucking faggots.
The Pompson is stiil much better than any minigun
>>574392946Incorrect.
>>574392946Better at being worse
>>574392946>Pompson
give the mercenaries class specific grenades
>>574388524kogasa? or party /v/an?
>>574393552>>574394126>mega commital >does 0 damage outside of point blank>still auto loses to scunt where it should win cuz it's like an old man trying to piss on The FlashIt's the worst weapon weapon in the game outside of true joke weapons.
>>574396190both
>>574398751but i never see shuppo sprays when im on em
>>574396190neither, konata
>>574398860unlucky, I see them dailyalso >>574398937
>>574398937guess i just gotta be more on the lookout for konata, because the times i check on the server theres nobody
>>574397980i dont think the pomson is supposed to counter scout
TF2 balanced by /tf2g/ would probably be one of the worst experiences a person could ever have.
oh no the horrors of *checks notes* nerfed quickscopes and buffed pyro breast size
Tf2gs balance mod would just be a revert server but vaccinator and short circuit are blacklisted and hitting a headshot as sniper deletes your entity
>>574402821lol sister!!
>>574404728its omgsisa u 40 year old newgen
>>574402821that seems like a good idea desu
>>574402821Why is Red a girl
>>574404889sister... relax
>>574402821drinking hex's milk directly from the tap followed by milky paizuri followed by baby making sex>>574404937paizuri with bocchi's bocchis>>574404958baby making sex with honey
>low bf% abs>huge bf% titsmake it make sense
Does /tf2g/ party /v/an?
u guys are missing out on a very bright future as ultraracists when u just post here larping as different breeds of porn addictlike u can keep the i want to have sex with her!!! i am a girl!!!!! stuff but would it hurt to throw some benjamin netanyahus in there? it could be so great
>>574407201These fags aren't ironic tho, this is all they have
schizobabble
>>574399434It's too slow for that.
>>574399764Trvth nvke, people have some horrible opinions here.
>>574382485here u go chief
>>574402821 just reverse searched and she has a dick, goddammitI rescind my baby making comments until you bring me a real hex
>>574402821I didn't know it was futapicked the fuck up
>>574412312futa is gay
>>574414636>less men>more cute girlsit's less gay than normal smut
>>574414730>adding dicks to women who previously did not have dicksit makes it gayer in the end
>>574414836what's the alternative? yuri or pegging?both are boring
>>574414934yuri is sovlful you take that back
why are you guys talking about this sort of thing
>>574415049it was page 8 and it gets guaranteed replies to say "futa is gay"
>>574415047only in very few cases most of the time, something is lackingthe only non penetrative sex that's hot is paizuri and naizuri
>i can't masturbate unless i'm looking at a penisthe goyim really fell for it
>I want less ugly men in porn and more cute girlsI fail to see the problem with this.
>>574415651it's really sad
>>574408834>>574399434The pompson is better at hitting a scunt than a minigun cuz it's a projectile with range. Heavy's peescan is just too slow and erratic.
1. Dragon's Fury2. Crusader Crossbow3. Detonator 4. Panic Attack5. Iron Bomber
6. Olivia's Oppai
>>574415651yea see that wasnt so hardits like that soldier voice line"within every tranny is a supergroyper, waiting to get out!" or something
>>574416568stop being brown
>>574416568Feet (liberals hate this)
>>574416568incorrect opinion, meowscarada poster I'm going to have to punish meowscarada now
>>574416568>>574417146samefag>>574416726correct opinion, this meowscarada is rewarded with egg fertilization
>>574417214nahbutts are just better
>>574416726trvke
After deciding to pick up Spy a few days ago I've been playing him much more and I can feel myself improving but the class feels unintuitive; not that that's a bad thing, because it's stimulating to approach the game from a new perspective. I've mostly been using C&D, either stock or Big Earner and L'etranger on BLU or stock on RED for Payload or A/D because it's near impossible to find 5CP matches. Getting impactful stabs or saps seems to be a matter of very strict timing and macro awareness, trying to coordinate when your team is pushing and the opposing team is too preoccupied to spycheck. It's as though you have to intentionally killsteal for lack of a better word.Revolver seems like it has excellent 1v1 damage output but the hit detection feels inconsistent. I can't tell if it's just my poor aim or something else. I think my Sniper aim is above average but not incredible.
>>574417593>the hit detection feels inconsistenttheres this crazy thing in a lot of fps games called bullet spread
>>574417593>balls
>>574417593>bulgebased
>>574377516Someone left a comment on that page, calling the mod out for being yet another old tf2 mod and a waste of time. They deleted the comment.
nighty
>>574417678Yeah, I know it has a long spread reset time but even then. I've been watching some videos of skilled spies who seem to fire at the fastest interval possible and still land the majority of their hits at mid to long range.
>>574416568>>574416726>>574417146>>574418952Lol sister!!
>>574417593erm... i can see her balls....
ive played tf2 for 4 hours since the update and i think the new maps arent very goodthey're very claustrophobic and the sightlines are short, a/d and payload also makes for bad scout weather (the only class that matters (the protagonist of tf2))i may tf2oom some more before halloween
>>574416568correct
>>574423608
>>574423957trvke
>>574423957because the flat chest accentuates the bottom half but i would be opposed to have dem tiddies in mah mouf
>>574425424>spoiler
tits are love tits are life
>>574428686hotted boobstits, big ones
it seems the turkroach is up past xer bedtime spamming reports
it seems the off topic tranny is seething
scout tf2
>>574431151i see your scout tf2 and raise you scout tf2
I am Spartacus
>>574431450Olivia is my favorite character from the Team Fortress 2 comics available on the Team Fortress 2 official website, it's a shame the moderation staff did not read them https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Non-player_characters#Olivia_Mann
>>574431450i am Spartacus
>>574431416well, you see, scout tf2
>>574433392paizuri and baby making sex with lillie
>huntsman>carbine>bushwhackthis is the most fun way to play sniper
>>574417593>I've mostly been using C&D, either stock or Big Earner and L'etrangerI get the allure of Earner and L'etranger when running IW but with CnD it sounds like overkill.>Getting impactful stabs or sapsTrack a teammate Heavy-Medic duo from a flank route, top of gates or high ground as he pushes forward, he'll be enough of a distraction for you to stab anyone. For an easier approach, equip DR and disguise as a teammate Scout or Medic next to a teammate Heavy. When you feign death, you'll drop a teammate ragdoll rather than Spy himself and speed boost will give you enough leverage to get behind them.As for timing saps, it's easier to wreck front defenses when you keep record of your own Uber and estimate a 30-40 second timer from Medic's respawn. That won't work for Sentry nests deep into the enemy base or at the flanks and you have to organize a rush for those or ignore it for now.You might perform a brilliant sap and it all fails because your team decided to not push at that time. At those times just swap to RTR as team will have plenty of time until Engineer upgrades everything back to level 3. In pubs it's absolutely hard to organize anything so don't beat yourself over it.>Revolver seems like it has excellent 1v1 damage output but the hit detection feels inconsistentRevolvers have a weird spread pattern that is diverse. My friend swears by aiming with the gun view model and drawing an imaginary trajectory line from Spy's thumb, parallel to the gun barrel. As long as you land that imaginary line to center of body mass or throat by leading it a little, you'll land the shot.As far as I can tell, Ambassador always spread shot to upper right so whipping it down-left as you spam it could land you a headshot.For rest of revolvers it is kind of completely random and those don't require precise aim as Ambassador so it hardly matters. All you need to do is controlling spread.
>>574417593>>574419306interp 0.0152interp_ratio 1
>>574438012your friend is retardedthe ambassador cannot headshot by spamming it, it has an internal headshot cooldown that's the same as its spread recovery
>>574440207It happens sometimes. There was a video of Swipez recorded it, you can check it but I don't remember which one. I'll post it if I come across it again.
>>574438012>As far as I can tell, Ambassador always spread shot to upper right so whipping it down-left as you spam it could land you a headshotno it fucking doesnt? why would you even think this? you can literally disprove it in 3 seconds
>>574438661it's actually 0.015, the 2 is a calculating error that got popularized by mastercoms
>>574441340actually never mind, I think I was thinking of something else
>>574441614
>>574249737How did this anon do this? Every time I add an arrow, it vanishes
allergies in the morning gameallergies in the morning general
>>574448830sucks to be born wrong
>>574443106I believe I was thinking of the interp people typically use for hitscan, which should be 0.0303, whereas people used to use 0.033, I think
>>574388952Since the bearded woman was meant to be a bizarre freak (women dont grow beards) Pyro having one is also a subtle jab at the character's possible gender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2qKk163S4
>2:53:44buy an ad
why doesn't TF2 have this?
>>574440487?
>>574454283coomer characters are cool but that game looks so fucking boring>no one dies>everyone is tanky>everyone has 8 abilities that do nothing until their ult>okay so we all save ults together>epicit feels like im skating around and not doing anything until we have a choreographed ult press
>>574457147it's been like this for hero shooters since overwatchthey saw medic's ubercharge and how it made matches exciting because it allowed a team to break a stalemate, then decided every hero should have an ability like thatsomehow they didn't learn the lesson that if you give everyone a super, nobody has a super, and you're right back to square one
>>574457147coomer characters are not that cool they should look good first and then we can put them in diapers, if ur game is made for porn it wont get any but if you just make overwatch then that's enough to work with for decades
>>574457618realalso the movement feels fucking weird, the characters dont really move they skate around? not sure why this is
>>574457954>also the movement feels fucking weird, the characters dont really move they skate around?some characters like Luna doMost characters just walk around or fly
tf2c… whatever happened to that?
I’m pissed tf2c self destructed because it was really fun to play stock scout without dealing with braindead mini spam
>>574454283we have transfempyro
>>574454283that's not real is it
>>574460065the pubes are modded. but everything else is real
>>574460065women dont really look like that, no
>>574460189as I thought, no game dev would ever dare be that based
>>574457618>somehow they didn't learn the lesson that if you give everyone a super, nobody has a super, and you're right back to square oneYeah >activates Mmmph gaugeyou>activates Hype gaguesaid>activates Rage gaugeit>activates Focus gaugesistah
>>574460774all those unlocks were released after overwatch 2
today i spychecked and it was a spy but he was being friendly but i rolled a crit so he got blasted and then i killed myself as an apology (i did not glean that he was friendly from the 0.2 seconds it took to turn and shoot him) and he called me a retard anyway total spynigger death
those aren't supers, and even if you were to argue that they were, none of them are on-tier with the power of an ubercharge, which just confirms you missed the pointyou also have to actively play the game to charge them up, they don't fill passively over time
>10 seconds of guaranteed crits (phlog) isn't on-tier with the power of 10 seconds of guaranteed crits (kritzkreig)
the ubers are ow-tier mobaslop where you just lose because a guy held m1 for a minute and then clicked m2
i wish i didn't get raped by employment and check out of tf2 for a while because i dont recognize half of these maps
>>574462685>no Gravelpitfag
like 40% of the people who've played dustbowl daily for the past 20 years dont know about how you can get to A faster through the spawn on the right
>>574465057they know, they just also know that putting all your eggs in one basket is a bad idea
so what did jontohil2 do during the zesty video contest judging or whatever? i haven't had a chance to catch up yet
what are the top 3 classes to consistently get most points in casual lobbies
>>574471964spy engie medic
>>574471964demoman and its not close because there are eniggers everywhere and every blown up dispenser and sentry counts the same as killing a person
>>574471964heavy if it's payload, all you gotta do is sit on the cart
>>574471964not spy despite him getting double points (lmao)medic or demoman or both
>>574448830baby making sex with marine gamebaby making sex with marine general
Dude, just call the hospital.
I like to play soldier in tf2 the class-based shooter from 2007If you can't beat the heat, I highly recommend getting some tangerine beef from your local chinese and letting it sit in your fridge for an hour or twoIt really hits the spotThe shovel is my favorite melee weapon
>>574471964Medic, Pyro, Engineer. I top score servers repeatedly when I play all 3
if u made me play 3 classes at the same time i think i could do it on those, yea
fat brown beaner above trying to flex
>>574476716Those are the top 3 worst classes to main.
>>574476974Be that as it may, I still consistently get the most points with them
>>574476938what's sad is that he hasn't played in months so it's not even true
>>574477108How would you know, do you watch his streams?
>>574473143
>>574477108Even if it was, medic, pyro and engi top scoring is never impressive so idk why is he making such a big deal about itToo insecure and desperate for attention it seems
>we will not change the water waders' paint region because someone might like it that way mail from Eric MIGHT be fakeWrite it down but with a pencil
>>574477483>equips the FoS>hides behind the cart while pushing it>flinches the sniper with the shotgun
give me the quick run down on Emporium
>>574478916faggots
>>574478916tranny cabal
>>574478916cabal of workshopper trannies who basically have a monopoly on what items get into the game every updatethey will routinely harass any competition, steal people's work, and dox people they personally do not likethey have also tried to cancel people for things they themselves are guilty oftheir "free assets" they've made available aren't actually free, because if you use them in your submission and get it added to the game, they then expect a cut of the money despite only claiming they want to be "credited"uhhh what else...oh yeah, they'll inflate the number of people that are credited on a project with their friends so that they all get paid, and they all do this with each other
574477721>"what are the top 3 classes to consistently get most points in casual lobbies">No not those classes! That's not impressive and it doesn't count! How dare you make it a big deal by answering the Anon's question?Huh?>>574477108It's not a false statement because I never said "These are the classes I'm playing as right this instant to top score with". I thought it was implied that this is over the course of my hours invested into the game what classes give me the best returns
chicANO
>>574479846lol sister!!!
>instantly replying backyep, like clockworktrannyviva never changes
No not those classes! That's not impressive and it doesn't count! How dare you make it a big deal by answering the Anon's question?
>>574480283He would never transition.
>>57448028320 minutes is an instant reply in your eyes? Well how about your NEET buddy that sits in the thread, waiting for me to reply so he can immediately post "fat beaner above"? I'd say that's more instamatic that my 20 minute delay>>574480371Right, that's what he's pretty much saying lol>>574480679So true, brother
>beaner blogposting kills the thread
>>574482836At least he isn't plap posting.
>>574480283LOL SISTER.
spamming / flooding
>>574483318that's even worse
>>574484523me at the bottom
Valve should give steam points for buying shit in the in-game shop
dead gamedead general
>>574487534baby making sex with honey gamebaby making sex with honey general
>>574485760Wait they don't already do that?
>>574484523plap
the village rapist's uncle who is valve employee told me that the heavy update is coming this month
>>574485760I have 30k points and i don't know what to get
>>574482836How do you know the fempyro schizo is a beaner?
>>574491210good bait, he's talking about viva
>>574491325they're the same person?
there's only one fat beaner blogposting and it's viva
>>574491675lol no
lol yeah put your trip back on bagboy
>>574492079
>>574492142Viva never posts without his trip.
>>574492142I never post without my trip
>>574492142lol sister
uh huh
>>574492784ur father is viva
>>574484523first time i've seen the appeal of fempyro but i think its the situation not the character
that would imply viva will ever breed
>>574493081He has a girlfriend.
that would imply viva can find his penis
>>574493081my guy, he's had multiple gfs; the fact that bag boy gets pussy and you don't should light a fire in you to do the same, but simply put you sit here being his fanboy instead.
>>574494570i love that line from the classic team fortress game!
>>574494128>and you don'tnice projection retard, worry about your own sexless life instead of sitting here all day sucking off a fat tripfag
>>574493081>>574493660>>574494737lmao trvkes, viva utterly BTFO
>>574494737i don't frame 1 seethe about the bag boy every time mate. Again you're actually projecting now bout it; as per usual. like bro ur seriously ngmi
>Viva defenders
>>574495246No one is defending him, being a hater is basically just a fanboy with extra steps; its especially discouraging to see someone without seconds of viva posting just seethe; like bro stop letting him win already
>>574487534yeah but where are the alternatives?
>i don't frame 1 seethe about the bag boy every time mate.yeah you do lmfao which is why you're currently having a melty and projecting the second someone called out his blogposting keep sucking his dick and not having a life outside of this>>574495246trvke
>>574493079Has a better body than your gif.
>glock gluck slorptake the dick out of your mouth before posting I can't hear you
na na na na na na naBAGBOY
The bizarre thing about this thread right now is that it could have only been one person making every post
>glock gluck slorp slurp mm yea viva ILUhuh? sorry lil bro you're still babbling
that's all u blud
>>574496549Sorry man, When viva posts it's instantly filtered for me... I think you're sexual tendencies are leaking.
>you'reESL turkroach moment
>>574496762nah im drinking, u dont have an excuse your gay ass tendencies/high cortisol bro
>>574495246It's just the same schizo brownoid >>574492784Just like his beaner idol, both are here daily attentionwhoring and spamming since they have nothing else going in their lives.
>>574498541trvke, and all his posts are projecting his own sad life onto others
>>574498541>>574498706sister lol
>>574438661I thought Spy is all hitscan and hitscan wants cl_interp 0.0303? Am I missing something, maybe to do with how melee works?
>>574498541Viva never spams, he always makes high quality posts.
beaner blogs aren't quality posts, brown schizo-kun
>>574498541i wonder if turkroach is actually friends with viva outside of this anonymous feud, they have several aspects in common >insane desire to control discourse (turkroach hating anime and mass reporting / seething about anything he doesn't like, viva berating and kicking people he disagrees with over the smallest disputes)>obvious delusions of grandeur and superiority while achieving nothing, their "enemies" are only mildly inconvenienced>refusal to take the hint and leave (viva comes back whenever he feels like it to say the same phrases, floydroach spamming for years with no signs of stopping, except daily)makes perfect sense why they'd be allies, thankfully the side of good always wins as we can see from viva's history
>>574499591I am a white guy.
>>574499668Floyd hasn't been here for a while now.
>>574499668I don't think they actually know each other, these kinds of schizos just naturally gravitate towards each other
All of the summer update maps sucked assSummer update part 2 when?
Quickplay isnt happening is it
>>574500326built for baby making sex, paizuri, and cuddling
>>574499668Sister, no one wants to read this. Keep it concise especially when writing fanfiction.
>>574499668both are mentally illwho cares
574498541I don't think you have any idea of how employment works. I have a whole career. I can post here and there throughout a week during down time, but I can't be here 24/7 like most of you seem to do574499668I don't have anyone here added anywhere. If they exist here, I'd like a normie NA East Heavy main. Otherwise, I don't have any of you degenerates as pals or mutuals anywhere. I only post my Wordle results in the old tf2g Discord server and pop in to comment on topics once in a blue moon
>>574501496I think they want to be your friend they just don't know how to go about it. Give the gooner schizo a chance, fatboy
another spic blogpost, yawn
here literally all day, everydayif only he used that energy to lose some of that weight instead of blogging about random beaner trivia
>>574501637Oh most definitely, they won't shut the fuck up about me. Can't go a week without mentioning me despite the lack of me in the threads. Probably the leader of my fan club. Used to always watch my streams to clip stuff for tf2g to see. I don't wanna be friends with a degenerate like that
>>574502089What's so bad about having a fanclub of porn addicted schizos?>>574501934>>574501714Guys I'm trying to help you become friends with him, stop ruining your chances
They dont even play tf2. They post here instead.
>>574502582I'll play the game again when the Heavy update comes out. I need Heavies to feed Kritz to
>>574502582but enough about viva (who literally just admitted he doesn't play)
>>574502776I didn't just admit that like it's some breaking news that hadn't been known all this time. I've been saying so. You can see on my Steam account that I've been offline for 4 months lol
>>574501714Racism is bad.
>>574503039why do you still come here then? why do you insist on shitting up a general for a game you don't play
>>574503192it's totally normal to have a buzzer that goes off whenever you get mentioned on a thread here
>>574503192Shitting up by discussing Team Fortress 2? In the Team Fortress 2 general? The audacity But I'm also seeing if any cool normie Heavy mains from NA East wanna queue up and annihilate servers together
>>574503192he needs the attention, just like every single triptranny
>>574503339>discussing Team Fortress 2?you mean doing nothing but blogposting about your discord server or your "career," right
We need a quickplay ethnostate.
>>574503478You mean refuting and proving the 24/7 lurking NEETs wrong with facts and logic while still discussing Team Fortress 2, right?
>>574503478Better than plap spamming.
>while still discussing Team Fortress 2, right?absolute beaner cope
>>574503645>>574503716wow the floydturd and viva alliance is real, two people that do nothing and are disliked by literally everyone besides themselves because they're narcissist losers and don't even play the game actively, amazing.I'm considering another theory, that floydroach is actually an oldfag like viva who does this to try and kill the thread because they don't like how the culture is changed. too bad faggots
I wonder if beaner viva knows that no one here aside from the floyd schizo likes him
>>574503989>I'm considering another theory, that floydroach is actually an oldfag like viva who does this to try and kill the thread because they don't like how the culture is changed. too bad faggotsnot much of a theory when they confirmed they want the thread dead
>>574503989If they didn't play the game why would they be here?
>>574504261that's known, what I mean is that my impression of floydroach was a retarded gen alpha child or underage. but it's highly suspicious that he sides with viva even after he made a post about being in the tf2g discord >>574501496 which is nothing but a den of drug addicted gooners as far as I knowthe only possible reasons that floydroach supports viva are 1. he knows that viva sucks and everyone dislikes him so he does it to ironically troll (which requires a lot of knowledge on tf2g's history,) or 2. they're cohorts, meaning demofloyd is possibly in that discord too
>>574505019You missed the part where I said I'm in the old tf2g server. No newgens in sight. The newgen tf2g server is most likely gonna be infested with degenerates posting full versions of the smut they post here
>he thinks old tf2g wasn't filled with even bigger degens that shared dick pics with each otherconfirmed for larp
>>574505326Viva you cannot be a moralpost fag when you post GORE.
>>574505587trvke, he's posted videos of a dude jacking off and getting beheaded which got him permabanned and he thinks he can virtue signal, lmao
>>574505326>he thinks newgens tf2g has a discordlol lmao even, we actually gather on servers regularly because we actually play the game, we don't need shitcord to use sprays
>Viva is a literal discord tranny LMAO
Get ready for a LOT of oldfag seethe in the coming days, I haven't seen a btfo like this in a while wow.
He won.
>>574505474What Human and 26dollar did amongst themselves was kept to their DMs, I imagine. Antmeat posted his dick everywhere. Can't think of anyone else who went around posting that>>574505587Yeah, in /gif/ rekt threads, where it's the topic of discussion. I would never post that here in the Team Fortress 2 general, or any blue board for that matter>>574505737I was proven Not Guilty. God is good>>574505739The era before this recent batch had one. Hell, there would be a new server annually, it felt like. I don't follow up with Discord nonsense, so I just figured that'd still be the case today>>574505901You missed the part where I said I seldom post on it. 90% of my posts is just my Wordle results lmao
>>574506434the early diabetes award
>>574506447>What Human and 26dollar did amongst themselves was kept to their DMs, I imagine.yeah you're just larping, it was IN the thread
>>574506892They never posted their personal lewds in the threads, dipshit. Holy doofus. Gain a clue, why don't you
>>574506892Sister, you rock
Next OP should be Viva themed.
>>574507219you're just lying at this point, check the archives if you're going to larp
it also wasn't just those 2 shitting up the threadold tf2g was a cesspit worse than even now, imagine pretending it wasn't degenerate
>>574506447if human and 26dollar sexting with each other or tf2g otherwise being a cesspit of faggots didn't matter, why are people still mentioning it here?if posting gore didn't matter, then why did YOU mention it here? these things don't just happen randomly, at the very best it shows that you oldfags are mongoloids who couldn't control themselves from engaging in depraved behavior
Viva mind broke this nigger into shitting this thread in his name, truly even when the mvm update comes out I would not be surprised if Viva posts about it hell go back to sperging out about his fat ass
>>574507674I wasn't the one that brought up gore in the first place? My heavens, what is it with you guys not knowing how to read thoroughly anymore >>574507854And I'll just be having a jolly good time, carrying teams with my eventual Australium Gas Passer :)
>becoming the laughing stock of the general is "mindbreaking" someonenot him but ok then
>>574507674trvke>>574507854multiple people are laughing at him and you at this point, keep coping though
Strange stock weapons are extremely based
Normal Strange is the bee's knees
fat beaner above
>>574508748strange pro ks stock or botkiller weapons... unf
>>574508006>Vivafangirl
Redwood is poorly optimized right? Every time I look away from the center of the map it's fine but then when I look at the tower or anything else it starts to jitter. It feels worse than wutville.
>>574509318Does his girlfriend really post here?
>>574509782It's a massive open map so it has to render a lot all at once, not sure how well they optimized it with things like area portals and hints
>>574509782>>574290419
>>574509876Starting to think she's the one complaint and talking about him every time he posts lmao
>>574509876she's probably the one sucking him off and defending him with every post
>>574510589definitely this
>>574510589yup
tf2buddies, i have a knot in the left side of my back, I think i got it from sleeping wrong but maybe i had it before then from lifting with my back and not with my legshow do i get rid of a knot in my back?
>>574290419>>574510352I get this too.
>>574511862doggy style sex with squirrel girl
Top 3 things gobstoppertopia folk like1. Being normalfags2. Unironic trauma dumping to randoms3. Custom maps where trolldier and sniper are cancer
tf2ooming? on a saturday night?its really great that you have something you enjoy, anon. there are definitely worse games to play i love you
Actually incredible how the mods ban olivia posts but none of the off topic garbage for the past 100+ posts
Is there going to be boxing at the end of the month?
Olivia Mann
>tf2 was invented before pornunderage moment
call me what you will but you were there in 2007 too, it might as well have been 1000 years ago
I was there and that's how I know you're bullshittingporn sprays were there day 1
I want to play Heavy but my aim is bad, so I feel bad when a Medic is healing/ubering me.
>>574516089if they were both gone it'd be ideal but its easier for them to look at an image and see a problem than to read a schizo conversation so that happens less frequently. but day of the rope for them soon hopefully
>both gone olivia is a character from the game, the constant schizo meltdowns are the real problem
>>574521581porn isn't game culture>yes it isthen talking with each other about people who play tf2 surely is game culture>no it isn'tsplitting hairs
>>574522394newfag post of the day
>>574522394>porn isn't game cultureyes it is, period.
*Blows everyone in this thread*
>>574527593thanks doc
EXCUSE ME I'M NEED OF MEDICK-
>go to profile>go to games>go to recent gamespost themim still dogshit at this game
>>574529948I am GOATED at this game
>>574527593
>>574527593Would.
next OP
teri has been drawnplayed on party /v/an and konata.tf today, it was pretty fun on midrise and koth_2fort
>>574519220That's actually pretty fucking ugly.
>>574537443Ikr?
>>574537443I agree, I mean look at it, it's all flat colors. No sense of composition
>>574537443True, BVC is all I care about. Draw big fat viva sitting on his chair instead
>>574537443no one is saying thisgo to bed turkroach
I think the bazaar bargain is the hardest weapon in the game, any class with an hp above 150 requires you to charge so long that even an f2p sniper can locate your stupid ass charging and kill you, and it also takes away the option to bodyshot a light class to one shot them in a 1v1.
>>574535061seconded
>>574535130Shupos, olivia and fem pyro have been drawn
>>574531160A real medic girlfriend would have the Burly Beast and the Cloud 9 unusual equipped
>>574522718why is it game culture? sprays? that means literally everything is tf2 culture because people spray all sorts of shit other than porn. gore and shock images are tf2 culture by this logic. but you wouldn't admit that because the real reason you use this logic is because you want to post porn, not because its game culture. you justify it after the fact rather than posting because its related>but people post a LOT of porn spraysand I see a LOT of not porn sprays, in fact porn sprays are the minority amongst sprays if you're just playing with random players. and it's always been this way, only a few people spray that and most of the time its just other shit like anime or comic book characters or reaction images. I see basedjak sprays more than I see porn sprays, do you want to say that's tf2 culture too? I wouldn't>but those are too recenteverything else I said applies, that's merely an example>but it's thread culture"thread culture" is whatever someone is willing to spam for a given amount of time. the only requirement is dedication to spamming it, whether anyone likes it or not is irrelevant. if my memory serves me correctly the demofloyd schizo started posting his shit prior to shupos being posted, so it has seniority over them but shupos are considered "thread culture" because people like posting porn (and more specifically they like to piss said schizo off by posting shupos) but that doesn't make it tf2. if it's unrelated to tf2 in any way beyond being in this thread then it's not tf2 culture. I understand that vg basically stands for vgacha at this point but come on man, all of the arguments I've seen for porn are just extremely weak justifications and attempted "gotchas"
>>574540262This, it should also be noted that viva has seniority over everyone here, so he's far more tf2g culture then everyone here realizes. Ugh, I wish that hunk would take me out of this muslim shithole...
>>574540387and here comes the faggot to well-poison my post. well it was worth a shot at least
Embrace your real culture /tf2g/
>>574538791you literally only need 2 headshots to make it equal and anything after that is a straight upgrade
>>574541915my heroes
>>574540632He's got a great point, Sting
>>574540262While I agree that the /e/ posting is often excessive and sometimes off topic, it's a filter to make normalfags go away. TF2, as well as other online Source engine games, were created in a time where self expression on the internet was free and unshackled. Now, game developers seek to restrict self expression, for example through inhibiting communication between players, restricting or disabling sprays, automated moderation that bans you after x reports etc, to make their game more accessible. Timmy's mother is much less willing to give him her credit card for the hottest Fortnite skins if there's a proactively dressed loli fragging him or a swastika spray on a wall and people will draw negative attention to a game on social media if they perceive something as offensive. I frequently see post-Jungle Inferno installs complaining about what someone is saying in game via text or voice chat, demanding that he is kicked, and will bury their heads in the sand if you tell them to use the mute function. Games like Overwatch and Valorant use elimination rather than kill and are low violence because they're designed to be as family friendly and accessible as a shooter possibly can.Teens and normalfags who only showed up online after it became socially acceptable synthesize together the real world and the internet, while everyone who came before is aware that they are separate and two very different worlds. Tech companies encourage this merging because it's easier to gather personal information to sell when people plaster it all over social media. In a wider context, what you can do on the internet is becoming increasingly restricted contrasting the wild west internet we experienced in the early 2000's.tl;dr The internet is serious business.
>>574499178the way I understand it is that 0.0152 is only "better" for hitscan if you can maintain a perfect connection with low ping, otherwise things will be slightly off0.0303 is often better for hitscan since it gives you a more consistent experiencepoke around in here: https://docs.mastercomfig.com/en/latest/tf2/misconceptions/it does a better job of explaining
>>574542937>oldtroonopinion discarded
>>574499668I doubt it. Viva's told him to get a job and stop being a fanboy on multiple occasions.
>>574511553have a medic heal youyoga, foam roller, and taking it easy
>>574535061use a different merc, like a rancho relaxo engi
>>574542937You should know better, it's pretty plain to see he's not being genuine. How can he be? Newfags think sincerity is cringe.
>>574538762Sorry to burst your bubble drawtroon.
>>573766582
>>574546046That's exactly what I did lol
>>5745387623 people above said it.
your pc, phone, and ipad aren't different people
>>574548636What if he's like one of those mental cases who think their brain is a system of different people with different ages, nationalities and accents?
>>574540262porn sprays were and will always be tf2 and thread culture.All this text says is that you're a retarded tourist trying too hard to fit in, sorry you missed the boat since you clearly started playing after 2020
>>574548203you mean one samefag responded to himself twice
>>574544134it's an old image, I didn't make itdemo is fine as long as it's real demo
>>574550104that's not a what-if, that's a fact
>>574551605it's not fineI am against englishmen in dresses
>>574551874ok fine but he's neither of those right now
>>574551014massive trvke
>>574544134>>574551874Dare I offer a fitting alternative? >>574324921
>>574552423oh yeah I forgot about that image that's acceptable
>>574542937>oldKINGopinion accepted
>>574551014trvke
do it doc, do it
>>574553573Nein!
>>574553526>>574553526>>574553526Jawohl! Move, schnell!
>>574552012he is always those things
