Previous: >>574264438>[New Info] "Ordeal Call III: Bellum Novae Humanitatis, Archetype Inception" Release Coming Soon!https://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0714_oc3/Available:2026-07-29 01:00 - 09-30 20:59 PDT>[Event] BB Presents Celeb Summer Experience! Dubai's Counterattackhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0704_2026summer/2026-07-15 02:00 - 09-01 20:59 PDT>[Summon] BB Presents Celeb Summer Experience! Mysterious Executor C.I.E.L Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0714_2026summer_pu/2026-07-15 02:00 - 09-01 20:59 PDT>[Summon] BB Presents Celeb Summer Experience! Karna Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0714_2026summer_pu2/2026-07-15 02:00 - 09-01 20:59 PDT>[Campaign] "Swimsuit Event 2026" Participation Support Campaign: Part 2https://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0614_summer_participation_cp2/2026-06-16 21:00 - 07-31 20:59 PDT>[Summon] 9th Anniversary Space Ereshkigal Pickup Summonhttps://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0704_9th_anniversary_pu/2026-07-04 18:00 - 07-18 20:59 PDT>[News]http://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlRate Up Tracker: https://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.pngQuartz for next Summer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/alter-faq
Dojiko Yuyu...
Bros I got 10 cats 7 dykes and 1 Ciel im gonna kms
Aoko this, Aoko thatI thought /alter/ hated Aoko
>>574300530Why didn't Eresh just kill herself when she realized she was becoming a Beast?
>>574300725Read today's story section to find out!
>>574300697Why would you think that? We used to be called /Aoko/ after all.
>>574300672I just want one more dyke then I can be free from this rate up. Root for me bros
>>574300672I got 0 cats, but I don't want to spend much more on this rateup, so I'll only do paid dailies from now on.
>>574300725
Anyone posting now doesn't actually play FGOI'm a skipCHAD
>>574301045SkipGOD I kneel
>>574300403Why only old men and baras?
Our Queen.
>kadoc on the storm borderBig spoilers for the Fuyuki crowd
omg elron
>>574301125
Is Enkidu any good to skill up these days?
>>574301418These days the only servants I haven't skilled up are brand new
>>574301418yes
>>574301418He's one of the strongest STs if his niche hits.
>>574301503Which is never
>>574301531Almost true, it's almost never.
>>574301334Cute Mebber.
As far as I can tell, my best archers currently are Ciel and Musashi (berserker)
Xu Fu is so goddamn sexy it's unreal
>>574301742Bricked for grand archer duels
>>574301852>>574301742There are no good archers
>>574301852It's not like I don't have actual archers. I just think those outperform them.
>>574301891Summer Tiamat?
>>574300725She thought it would be funny.
Does anyone have that chart the anon made comparing the word count of FGO's chapters to Nasu's other works?
>>574301742>>574301891Invest on your Fujino.
>>574301891Your GIRUGAMESH?
You fuckers are all denying the truthTurn your sexy Chloe into your grand archer
>>574301846She is completely flat
>>574301852Billy soloes
This anni
>>574302034I prefer space cheerleaders
Kama Love!
Holy shit you guys weren't kidding. A simplest yet most effective method to subdue Beast is just to rape them
>>574302054In a week I will get him in HSR
>>574302034I'm honestly tempted to.
Bobba!!!
>>574301692Just skip her.
>>574302015Yes.
>>574302106Actually she's just barely bigger than flat, which is the sexiest possible size for tits to be
>>574301852Artemis is the best for grand archer duel. Go grand her if you want to be ahead of the curve.
>>574302119True!
>>574302101Fujino is superior.
>>574302116>level 100 billy
The dinosaurs and their dogshit "humor" are making it really fucking hard to enjoy lostbelt 7
>>574302379
>>574302213THEN POST IT
>>574302347Pill me on my NP3 Fuji Apple
>>574301852There'll be a billion 100+ euryales with black grail that can one tap Gil on supportSugitani can one tap him too under the right circumstance and level
>NP3 Tomoe Gozen>Welfare Kuro>NP5 JaneNP1 GilgameshSo many options for archers, are there even support archers before tiamat and Urd?
>>574302339>eboraAI sloppa
>>574302196Blessed node
>>574302379If LB7 didn't seem like it would have been the coolest shit in the world to you when you were 8 then I don't care what you think
Who could it be
>>574302365120
melt does so much shit talking for not even appearing on screen
>>574302486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7wPEiLPD_cTiamat is released before grand archer
>>574302575I didn't like Dinosaurs when I was eight either (I've never even seen Jurassic Park either). What I liked back then was Star Wars and superheroes like Spiderman, Batman, Superman, and the X-Men
>>574302778I already accounted for this in the post you replied to
>>574302778>I've never even seen Jurassic Park eitherOpinion discarded
A little bit of Bobtent (Bob content) today! Yahooo!
>>574302778>I've never even seen Jurassic ParkSame. But I played a mini-game of it. Very cool concept.
I think Passionlip should just leave. Just go. Get out.
>>574302994
>>574302127Impregnating little Kama...
Why do people hate Lip so much?
>>574303035
Wait, there's no single 4 star summer banner?
>>574301045I'm too but only since septem
>>574303336Bro what year do you think this is?
>>574303035Many are saying this
>>574301045I just wait until I actually feel like reading, which is usually closer to when I'm about to sleep
>>574303295Lipper. Just like Jaltercuck.
>>574303295She's a sadsack cripple with extra steps
Lip cute
>>574303295Lip instinctively draws hatred. It's her nature.
>>574302778some people really are doomed as a kid
Unbeast Eresh then Undress Eresh
>>574303129
>>574303517At least lippers play and talk about the game. Unlike the jaltercuck.
>>574303646So she's carrying a wallet (or some other rectangular thing?), mystery item (tube of sunscreen?), pocket mirror/some other round thing, and a piece of candy
kamakarna
What would you do if you got this irl?
>>574303695
WHORE
Wow this event sucks
>>574303897Shred it immediately
>>574303985
>>574303897Tacos, iced tea, and a pack of cigarette
>>574304187If I was summoned in a grail war, I'd go for the grail and not the money. I'd probably kill mr beast off early on so he can't throw in some weird incentive to make things "interesting".
>>574304027
>>574303897Maybe my memory is shit but didn't BB said that you can only get 1 item per store?I'll just buy the most expensive shit out of spite.
>>574303738
gays...i mean, guys...
>>574304426She rules the entire city, so it wouldn't make any difference to her.
>>574303867Lip gloss, candy, small sewing thing, small thing of disposable wipes/napkinAll the essentials
>>574303646I have rolled for every Sakuraface that's been released so far, but summer Lip is so ugly I don't know if I can roll for her too.
>>574303537But she isntAre you even reading the story? In fact she's kinda had a very long character arc through various chapters and her interlude.
>>574304691
BB Dubai footjob while my head is deep between her massive saggers…
>>574302217What is her job exactly?
One of the most entertaining part of the event is just watching how retarded every character is>Kazura: I decided to hang back since lip is my sister and I wanted her to enjoy the day>Perciviel: you mean your daughter right, since you're BB Lily>Kazura: I don't care>Perciviel: I'm sure she just misspoke >Kazura: also I'm going to stamp you with this mysterious shit, don't ask any questions about it but it'll be important later>Perciviel: Haha, of course, I would never
>>574304987
BBeautiful…
>>574304756she got a 67 head under those bangs.
>>574303738I play the game...
Leave BB to me
>>574305160
>1 rider gem apology
>>574302575I'm not really sure what I thought was cool as an 8 year old. I know I thought capeshit was gay and I did like dinosaurs.I think I liked Greek mythology then, so maybe I Yeah, I don't think I would have liked any fgo chapter.
>>574305340Nito would fucking murder you if you complained about Ozzy's incredibly generous gift that you don't even deserve.
I am picking Raikou anniversary CE but for another one who should I choose between Yui and Andromeda?
>>574305717Andro
https://x.com/uedakana/status/2077942259211989276
>>574301891bro, your old (sometimes young) man?>>574302126holy BASED, love the cheerleader (and the servantverse in general, saber wars 2 sold me on it)
Ciel love!
>>574306247
>Comes down with beast disease>Slowly becoming a beast>"Lets just...keep quiet about it for awhile, maybe it'll go away on its own, like a cold"
>>574306247Why does she have a womb tattoo
>>574302015
>>574306428
Get a choice of >This will just be between us, our special secretand>Can I tell Mashu at least, I care about her the most so I want to tell herWho would be gay enough to pick the second option?
Is it gay if I want to be Baobhan and do lewd things in front of a mirror while using myself as "material"
>>574306408Eresh is like that bitten dude in every zombie movie who hides it.
>>574306247>Ciel... but naked!Bravo Nasu
>>574306550
Shit, Mashu is trying to interrupt my alone time with other servants in the morning.
>>574306550No penetration clit play only and you are safe
>>574306205>>574306328>>574306512
I just noticed
>>574306913
It's funny how the entire thing is written like you're having an affair with Eresh, and you got caught by Mashu. Now you have to pretend you aren't caught in her room in the morning, as Eresh says she'll deal with Mashu and you sneak out the back secretly later and pretend to meet up in the lobby.The only way Eresh could overcome being the cuck when it came to Tenoch, is becoming the thieving cat herself
>>574306709
>>574306948What are you even talking about my man, you just have to bring your cuck fetish every time
>>574306948>It's funny how the entire thing is written like you're having an affair with Eresh, and you got caught by Mashu. Now you have to pretend you aren't caught in her room in the morning, as Eresh says she'll deal with Mashu and you sneak out the back secretly later and pretend to meet up in the lobby.Lmao, had this thought myself while reading that part
A smile worth fighting for
For me, it's horny servants.
>>574306741Mildly disappointing but I'll take itWhat if I use something with zero human resemblance like something tentacle shaped though, is that still at risk of gay
Lying to Mash while having elicit affairs in another servant's room!
>>574306526First option for Casanova. Second option for cautious one. At the very least Mash got good head on her shoulder, plus she's a shielder ffs. It's good to have a blast suit before touching a ticking bomb
>>574306647Forgot to reply to this, it's me being horny for Baobhan in my own way
>>574307194You are literally taking JOI from a manIf you do anything but fuck your own pussy silly you're a god damn gay
If I turned into a cute girl I'm immediately being the biggest slut I could be.
>Guda orders his Servants to attack political protestersWhat did Nasu mean by this?
>>574307270>Mash party leader>open party setup>Mr. Gong right after herMy Man
>>574307159THIS smile
>>574307086You'd have to be blind and retarded to not see it>Guda in Eresh room in the morning before everyone else is awake>Makes it seem like he was in there all night, if he's there in the morning if they got caught like that>They both panic when Mashu knocks on the door, and Eresh quickly comes up with a lie>Eresh tells you to hide, she'll deal with Mashu and come up with a lie, you wait there and sneak out later and pretend they're meeting for the first time later>The entire thing is exactly what you'd do if you were caught cheating and had to make up an alibi because you got caught>The entire thing reeks of you having an illicit meeting only to get caught by Mashu as both of you make up a lie and sneak out, to not be caught togetherPeople these days are blind to symbolism, they only know literalism. If something isn't literally happening in the most literal literal way possible they can't comprehend it at all, they can't even comprehend possibilities. Even if the author is making a very clear allegory, they are "saying something" without directly saying it, by creating the same situation. A writer sometimes can't do things literally for obvious reasons but they can jokingly create a simile or allegory with a very similar situation which draws a parallel to another situation, which makes you laugh because its similar even if its not literal.
>>574307509This desu
>>574307305Would using all three options be more or less gay in that case
>>574307250Mahu is a retard, don't bring up other girls when you're dealing with a girl unless you want to get on her bad side.
>>574307562The only smile that matters ^^
>>574307159I want to protect this smile.
>>574307525Anyone against BeeBs deserves at least that much.
I like this girl
>Chaldea panicking that a beast has appeared in Dubai>Of course they don't specify if the beast is Eresh or not>In fact maybe it isn't
>>574307702You need to turn your monitor on. ASAP
>>574307509Based.
Bob feet
>>574307509I don't understand how girls just don't have sex everyday. If I turned into a cute girl I would be fucking every anon in this thread.
Kingprotea alter is really hot, shame she's dogshit gameplaywise
>>574307849Bro we know her class
>>574308172It's Eresh, lil bro
Since the topic seems to be going on a bit right now, if you could be any servant with the knowledge that you were going to either get fucked silly all day long or ride until your hips give out, which servant would you want to be mostPic related
>>574307909
>>574308210Cu Chulainn
>>574308052STD's tend to be harsher with women than men.
Man, you know the only reason Nasu wrote this event is he used the FGO money to take a vacation in Dubai for a few weeks.Which is allowed, but the entire thing just feels like him talking about his trip and the things he saw
>>574308210Ishtar obviously
Feet and thighs…
>>574308429Obviously?
>>574307684And what she's gonna do, kill me? Pfft. Regardless her jealousy she'll take bullet for her Master, Ars Almadel even. If there's better defense between me and budding beast I'll take it, for now shielder it is. There's better option for shredding, namely Karna. But that's like second or third option
>>574308307I don't know about harsher, but they are actually more likely to get them in the first place. Which makes sense, as they're the ones collecting fluids
Would you watch this BB Channel?
>>574308594Replace BB with someone attractive and yes
morning bros
Gonna ask my own version of the question, actually; would it be gay if I wanted to be Miyu and get choked while being pounded from every direction
>>574308052Girl toys are literally better than men
>>574308556Well the symptoms seem worse too. Also they get yeast infections when at worst I get smelly balls.
>>574308723Kill yourself pedocuck
>>574308723It's a normal heterosexual desire
>>574308723Fuck yourself pedochad
>>574308774>>574308786The duality of anon.
>>574308723No, that would be straight sex.
What ever did happen to the erice faggot anyway? Did he just move to a different general to erp about a different girl?
>>574308959He became Erice in real life and is too busy getting gangbanged by middle-aged men to post here.
>>574308052>I don't understand how girls just don't have sex everydayThey do have sex everyday though
>>574308052>he lacks critical knowledge
Guys I am reading
>>574308052Girls are playing with their fun buttons the moment they find them broThey're just not fucking (you)
>>574306526What if I like Mash?
>>574309383>Mash knocking on the door when (You) and Eresh are alone together on her room>have to hideJust like my romcoms!
ciel seems pretty op. i don't know why people say she only needs np1 when she gets way stronger with higher np.
>>574300530When are they adding sex?
>>574309698Fuck off Albert
>>574309698olga better lil bro
Would Ciel engage in yuri activities with Gudako?
>>574306247Has she even appeared in the event yet? I've mostly been fastforwarding the story.
No but seriously BB looks absolutely stunning in that dress.
>>574306947>when you're shopping, you're buying what you needDo people die when they are killed?
>>574309938Yes. They would make a nice pair of passionate lovers
>Stuck cleaning protestors in hot weather>Eresh has come down with Beaat covid>Some people tried throwing acid in Mash's face>Xu Fu has been bullied by camels. Repeatedly>Tenoch has found out about the corruption in the Dubai building industry and won't shut up about it>Percy's shirts (which are all tootally from Merlin) keep popping from his pecs and he is now banned from all clothingstores>Dobrynya has been drinking non-stop>Karna has been "asked" to join some construction site and didn't refuse>Bart is MiA in the desertGuys my joy counter is in the negatives, the fuck do I do?
>Hiding horn GAY
Do I need to use skill cooldown append on Spes Eresh or go with stsrting NP charge?
>>574310189Get both.
>>574310062People buy shit they don't need all the time though, so that's wrong.
>>574310324Which should I prioritize first?
I can't believe I had sex with Eresh wish nakadashi to help her with the Beasthood and cucked Mash and now have to hide...Best summer ever!
>>574306947>>574310062To be fair, some people shop just because they want something that they dont really need.
>>574310362Hakunon stinkers…
>>574310012It's very becoming on her.If it were up to me, it'd be coming off her.
>JP kept saying how dogshit this event was>They were rightHuh
>>574310362Feet
>>574310176How about (You)? It's all about (You). Just hire ton of strippers at BB's expense
I don't want to sound like a bitch but was there any good reason to have a section were Chaldea staff talk about vacation and then how Beast appeared (we all know that and discussed it already)
Is Tsukihime (2024) worth reading? Ciel is pretty cute.
>>574310176>>Bart is MiA in the desertThis would boost my joy counter quite a bit.
>>574311117Yes
>>574311157What about Mahoyo?
>>574311117Wait for Red Garden.
I only wanted Xu Fu but holy fuck i'm at 10 tenners and got 0 xu fu and 0 ciel
>>574311241Mahoyo is a bit boring, the highlight of TsukiRe was Ciel's route
>>574311298That's half of the game dumbass.
>>574311117Yes, I enjoyed it a lot, and Ciel herself ended up becoming one of my favourite characters.
What the fuck? Buddy you alright?
>>574310852The contrast between them freaking out because a beast signal appeared and enjoying a vacation is a little funny.
>>574311241IMO both Mahoyo and TsukiRe are some of the best works Type Moon has ever put out. On a functional level they have some of the highest production values you'll ever see in a traditional VN, and they have great impactful stories that stick with you as well. Bonus that they're not written under the assumption you know any other material, so there's no qualifiers on them either.
>>574310363BOTHOr it won't work.
>>574311240>she's smelling the load (You) left inside Eresh
>>574303295Nasu explicitly said that Passionlip's design was meant to make readers and players see her as "grotesque". So it's normal for most people to hate her by default.But unfortunately, to Nasu's shock and horror, it wasn't enough and coomers became obsessed with her instantly.
>>574311817does it mean Eresh smells funny or cum
i'm new in this game but this dude Goredolf seems to be pretty cool
>>574311881To be honest I think they nailed it. Lip is at that point where she will upset prudes and people not used to this stuff, but is still appealing to people who like that kind of thing. Literally the perfect spot for what they're going for with her character.
Broke BB's bar before she could NPKinda sad.
Holy shit, first time since day 1 of getting more than 2 SSR+SR.Took 130 rolls though.
>>574309671why though? i dont get this scene
>>574312332cute dense and pure anon, soon to join the pantheon of nodame anon and monogatari anon.
>>574312332>anon never watches romcom
>>574312332How do you think Mash would react if she thought (You) had gone for a walk, only to find (You) alone with Ereshkigal (who has a gigantic crush on Master) in Eresh's room, after Eresh just said she needed to get out of bed first?
ngl I don't want to fuck any of the summer girls this year
Jesus
>>574312452She would grab a chair?
>>574312476Homosexualbro...
>>574312476Grand Gay...
>>574308338Impregnating this creature.
>>574312114good job bro
>>574312578I can only get it up to lolis
>30 sq>dick can't decide between summer xu fu or summer teno>best case scenario is NP1 or bustIt's so fucking ogre.
>>574312705your kazuhadrop bro?
>>574312705Ciel stopped aging at 12.
>>574312779pretend that says kazuradrop
>>574311606She paid him off
>>574312578cute cat
>>574312817Clearly a lie
>>574312578damn you are forcing me to waste my last 50sq on her banner
>>574312908Babymaking sex with this nyagga
>>574312452You'd think she'd be used to that sort of thing by now
>>574311606It's an imposter. Real Karna is elsewhere.
wut
EXCUSE ME?
>>574312915Nasu literally says it, it's canon.
>>574313046>>574313056EOS Eresh didn't sell enough
>>574313101Don't trust your lying eyes
>4 hour maintenance out of nowhere. IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ALBERT YOU FUCKING NIGGER HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS SHIT?!? I WAS LEVELING MY FUCKING XUFU!! YOU ABSOLUTE QUADRUPLE NIGGER!! LAST TIME YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE OUT APOLOGEMS YOU FUCKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>574313046>>574313056It's my fault bros. I brought some quartz to get some event CE's and Albert shut down the servers after I got a servant.
THE END IS NEAR THE END IS NEAR THE END IS NEAR
>>574313056>>574313046Oh boi and i was reading the story...
>>574313156Bro we're all getting extra SSRs because they fucked the rates up. Trust the plan
Probably going to do the last bit of the coins fix for everyone who already used them to unlock appends that shouldn't.
Ummm...BWOS
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574313239So that fat fuck is going to steal my appends? That bitch.
>>574312476Same. There are only a handful of Servants I'd like to fuck.
Bros Jalter is the most popular servant without a doubt rightLook at how popular she is and how fast the Jalter plush vanished from claw machines on the day of her release
>>574313323No one gives a shit about that slag
>Chiyome checks some of the buffet for poison, under the impression she stopped checking for poison before too long>It's time to hit the buffet!>Maintenance hits, booted out of game
>Maintenancefor what
>>574313373>he's locked on the Chiyome feeder routeIt's over for you
>maintenanceHuh? Is it already time for bb?
SPEED UP
>>574313442I wanted the route where BB Dubai personally pads the joy counter each night wtf
>* Contents>1. Response to the issue with Servant Coins distributed in excess on 2026-07-04:>- Reclamation of Servant Coins that could not be immediately recovered at the timeHuh?
Anyone using the BBCiel setup? It works very well
I don't know why but reading Tenocchi talk about Dubai is pretty endearing. She's very very cute and lovelyAlso who tf is this smug creature
>>574313323Based! My wife MOGS!
ALBEEEEEEEEERT!!!!! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!
>>574313537So there's coins they haven't properly returned yet? I wouldn't know since it's not like I have any idea how many I've used overall
>>574313443That could make sense. If you aren't a gameplay fag Ciel is a guaranteed flop.
>>574313649I'd nominate that one for most vile image I've seen all year
>free 4sqBased Albert
i'm still playing btw
>>574313649Clean!Yourself!Up!You!Disgusting!Whore!
Now that the dust has settled, you did make a new 120 over the Anni period, right bros?
Do people really play fgo on pc?
>>574313721By this place's standards that means you've lived a charmed life>>574313773Finished one and got another well on its way
Ass
Disappointingly little art of Gudako being a disgustingly predatory shotacon considering how many cute boys are at Chaldea. I wanna see more of her scaring Nemo and teaching Taisui about sex.There's plenty of her with the more confident boys, but give me more where she's teaching them about what a woman can do. And making them call her "onee-chan". Taisui especially.
Do people really play fgo on phone?
>>574313929She hired sashi for that
Just finished LB7 and I don't know what the fuck is going on.So, Olga came from Chaldeas? What? I had to reread Fuyuki, and even then, I don't get it.Is that mini globe in the back supposed to be a planet? I thought it was more like a mini computer modeled after planet Earth running simulations predicting the future. How is that thing a planet by itself? What the fuck?On a side note, I was expecting more from Daybit. What an uninteresting character. The whole "destroy everything" plan was lame. Wodime should've been the final crypter.
>>574313829I would if I could easily switch and if there was a native PC app.I'd do major story on PC. I did a little of LB6 that way with streaming from my phone but the video artifacting kinda ruined it so I stopped.
Do people really play FGO?
>>574313778I was here when that happened and I didn't care.
>>574313559That's your son
>>574314072A native PC app means worse macro and automata support
>>574314007>do people actually play phone games on their phones?Bro, you're the real clown here if you do it on pc
>>574313929Take shotas are so fucking erotic. This boy and the shy ghost boy from Pokemon Shield are pure sex. Literally made for older women.
>>574313760Ironic coming from the sentient douche.
>>574314014Money bills somehow pulled a switcheroo.You know that riyo chapter very early on where guda just straight up reached into the globe and pulled out olga? That was why people said riyo spoiled the "twist".
>>574314152I don't use automata so that doesn't bother me.
>>574314189uh oh, insecurity
>>574314237Big belly
>>574314121who the fuck is Kazura and why he's my son?
>>574313227This isn't the welcome you were expecting?
Do people really post on /alter/?
>>574314014>I thought it was more like a mini computer modeled after planet Earth running simulations predicting the futureIs that not enough to raise an eyebrow for you?
The best type of comments to read are definitely those "do people do that really popular stuff?" posts. Really makes you think.
>>574314289All the better to give raspberries to.
>>574314339>peopleDebatable
>>574314361When they also handwave shit like the simulator it's hard to know where you should really draw the line
>>574308172You think you know her class, despite the fact they establish at the start that no one can verify their class currentlyWhat if there's a second beast present
>>574314283>I don't use automataoh no no no a マニュアル人間
>>574313591Mogs who? FGO is past its prime
>>574314425
>>574314408ezbait ezclap
>>574314361It's an old established lore from Melty Blood days that the Atlas mage are capable of doing that kind of simulations to calculate/ predict possible futures.>>574314014Yeah, that's the twist. The simulations are accurate because they are a reality of its own.
I'm more of an おっぱいマニアック
>>574314435There is no point thinking about it, everything is a mystery box until the author makes one mean aything
Are we ready for bb in 3.5h?
I was going to ask who puts up hours long maint in the middle of an event but this one lasts months so whatever I guess.
How the fuck do they need 5+ hours again for a fucking update? What are they even changing, a rate up?
NOOO TENOCCHI DON'T BE MEAN TO DUBAI-CHAN. SHE'S A LITTLE CITY AND SHE'S DOING HER BEST
>>574314694It's also the middle of the night, so it's sensible. Much better than putting fucking raids up around now.
>>574314667
>>574314014Its not complicated (probably)Chaldeas is not Earth, its a miniture scale model of the planet 100 years in the future. What does Chaldeas look like whenever you see it? It looks like a bleached planet. The fact that its not earth, means that its an alien world. Just because its similar to earth doesn't mean its the same as Earth, at least not anymoreWhat is the alien gods powers? Well it could summer servants, create simulations, and various other things Oddly Chaldea itself can do the same things, but Alien god is doing them at a higher levelIn CCC Kiara was killed by one of her cultists before the game started, but before she died she uploaded herself into the cloud, into the digital world allegedly. Marisberry likewise killed himself when Daybit confronted him so that Daybit couldn't force Marisberry to stop his plan, but Marisberry wasn't worried since whatever he uploaded of himself would already make sure that things keep moving forward.Marisberry created a scale model of the planet so perfect, that he could create the greatest heist in the world, and switch places with the current planet, and thereby put the entire world in a glass bottle. The inside world because Earth, and the outside world becomes Chaldeas. All this time you've been on Chaldeas, which is why Bluebook's story where he was 100 years in the future doesn't seem to line up.All of the Lostbelts are fabricated fake simulated worlds created by Chaldeas to basically keep you busy, all of them were purposefully designed to fail. They tell you in LB5 that the alien god was vunerable before it manifested, so it needed you distracted until then. However was Olga the alien god? No, she wasn't meant to be the one to manifest that day. The alien god is chaldeas itself, which has become the planet.
>>574314802Its 8-9am in eu you fucking freak this maint lasts till 12-1 fuck off cunt
>>574314818
>>574314435The simulator isn't handwaved and has caused multiple singularities.
>>574314939That all just interlude length stuff, and still doesn't really answer for the scope of what they can do with it.
>>574314893Chaldeas as it looked the last time you saw itLook familiar?
>>574314782Tenoch is acting like a NTRing whore this entire event. Even the dimwit Servants are noticing how blatant it is.
>>574314898>fgo na
>>574314486>Mash five seconds before the roofies kick in
>>574315109This artists morgans are so erotic. Evil ice queen with big fat fucking ridiculous honkers...
>>574315065It's blue, like Blue Mash!
>FGO NAWe call it FGO EN
>>574315195His Saber Alters are good too.
We call it FGO EOS, that's what the maint is for.
More like FGO ENiggers.
>>574315261STOP LYING
Nobody has ever called it that ever.
>>574315261Bro threads have died for that EN shit. Have some respect.
Better to put non-event 5* or a event bonus 4* on supports?
lmao
>>574315415imagine going to a pool and it was literally like 50 women, so many that there's barely space to move around, and all of them have this kind of body, like the hyper thin waist and huge ass and droopy big tits, and you're the only guy there
Wasn't it hinted at India that he's the Grand Berserker? When you fight him during Olga's dream, he's labeled as such. So why is he an Assassin when you summon him?I kind of understand that he's a Ruler during the boss battles for gameplay/difficulty purposes, but even so, it kind of annoys me the fact that he has 3 different classes.
We should call it FGO UK because the British Isles has the most servants in game out of any english speaking countries.
>>574315439You could do worse than putting teatime up (bella lisa for certain raids too), but for every other case, unless there's some challenge quest gimmick a CE is perfect for, there's no reason to use anything other than the event one.
>>574315427I can revive the dead
>>574315531Cause the chair was free. That's it. He was gonna be Grand Zerk, but in universe the Grand Ass chair was still empty by the time of LB7 and he just went for it instead.
>maintenancewhy
Albert open facebook and see too many people getting multiple gold servant in 11x roll. That is wrong, dude pull the plug to "fix" this problem that is exist in FGO™ GlobalAppreciate the hard work
We call it fgo global actually
>>574315584Go ahead
>>574315659Sorry man i was fucking the intern and cummed on the servers.
>>574315705I can't, no red number.
>>574315065That doesn't look bleached to me.
Fat
>>574315523I'm imagining.
>>574315531>When you fight him during Olga's dream, he's labeled as such>dreamIt's a dream, not real. He switched to Assassin after King Hassan vacated it. Nasu explained that he was still there in the dream as a nod to the fact that he had been, but that he has occupied the Assassin spot since King Hassan gave it up. There is no known Grand Berserker currently.
>>574315531After Hassan dropped the role, Tez was effectively next in line and took it over by default, revoking his Grand Berserker status. His actual most natural classes are Ruler or Berserker though. He explains all this in his My Room dialogue.>Bond Lv. 1>Normally, I'm supposed to be a Ruler or Berserker.>I'm an Assassin this time because your meddling cost someone their job.>There wasn't anyone else who could do it, so I had to step up.>It's the truth.
https://x.com/Ninininineo/status/2077791619462345199/photo/1
>>574315548But everyone speaks Japanese, so we should call it FGO JP
>>574315952Molesting servants with my alternate moon self (female)
>>574315952
>>574316036I look and act like this IRL.
>>574314898Oh no?! Anyway, time to sleep
>>574315996It's probably Cu.
The game is named FGO but you can play it anytime- oh wait, you can't.
Im grand berserker or that is what your mother calls me
>>574315996Grand Berserker is Heracles officially now
>>574316036
>>574316289Because you lost control right away and came in your pants
>>574316325Grand Duels are just gameplay, they explained this with Musashi.
>>574316236I thought it was called Fate GO because you have to go GO to the bank to sort out your credit card when you fail to np5 your waifu
>>574316401It should be Fate Go to the Polls
>>574316386They aren't, Nasu said they're canon. Heck the grand duels directly tie into the main story like three or four times.>Caster>Lancer>RideretcYou can't pretend they're fake when the fucking story revolves around them and directly references them as happening, and being part of the story.The only one labeled differently is Musashi'sAnd that's because Nasu always wants only arthuria to be grand saber, so he has to make sure you know everything else isn't really canon.
Dubai Rojo or Blanco anons?
>>574316554>Nasu saidIn his blog right? That has since been deleted?
>>574316561hot diggidy damn those paws
>>574316006>Hassan had to quit being Gand Assassin to being able to be summoned in Chaldea>Tez didn't quit shit and still got summoned to Chaldea anywayBravo Nasu!
>>574315952Pure sex.
>>574316621It was a TED talk actually.
>>574316561Can't believe my ancestor fumbled that..
>>574316561I fucked it...
>>574313649Hero Neisan draws amazing images.
>>574316685Pretty sure Hassan quit because he made Tiamat mortal in Babylonia. Tez didn't sacrifice his seat at any point in LB7
>>574316621wait, Nasu's blog deleted?
>>574316769Shame he didn't draw BB Dubai making fresh Dubai chocolate
>>574316554So, Orion also got fired from his Grand status?
>>574316768Dubai rojo
>Nasu said
>>574316685You give up being a grand when you break the rules and stop being neutral, and stop prioritizing the will of Alaya.Orion lost his grand class because he prioritized killing Artemis over his mission.They retconned it so King Hassan is grand Assassin again anyway.
>>574315531Nasu realized he had already stuffed the game full of OP Berseker omniloopers, so he decided to change Tez's class.
Nasu says this, Nasu says that.Honestly I don't even think Nasu knows his setting any better than the "experts" do.Grand's will always be characters who they think sound cool enough so they get the grand title to sound even more fancy.
>>574316768rojo is like the one we have now. I want to see blanco closer
>>574316006>>574316685Reminder that the Throne exists outside of time, so it should be impossible for Heroic Spirits to quit. Nasu just doesn't give a fuck.
When will people learn that literally almost every servant can be a Grand if Alaya summons them as Grands.
>>574317048You never understood that line
EVERYBODY STOP TALKINGsex with JackYOU MAY NOW CONTINUE TALKING
>>574317076Because Grand Assassin Jing Ke sounds stupid as fuck.
>>574317163you sound stupid as fuck
>>574317076>here's your grand rider, bro
>>574317163No not really, if Alaya needs a Grand to NOT succesfully kill it's target she is perfect for it.
>>574317107Redman gets summoned before he made a deal with the world because the Throne exists outside of time. Once someone is in, it should be impossible to get out without removing them from the past as well as the future. It's effectively time travel, but Nasu didn't bother to think about the inconsistencies that arise from introducing time travel in his stories.
>>574317076Yeah, Grand is more like a "servant container" than a title
>>574317263You still don't understand that line
>Grand Assassin: KH dropped his status to remove Tiamat's immortality. Tez gets shoved in the seat and keeps it. until KH Lily takes it again >Grand Archer: Orion drops it, when he uses it as a power boost to nuke Artemis. No official replacement, but Nudist Gilgamesh is the Grand duel >Grand Lancer: ROMA had it, then dropped it, so that Moosashi could reach Chaos across the universe. Then Indra grabbed it.>Grand Rider: Noah never really dropped the title.>Grand Caster: Solomon is still considered, though Merlin might have made a grab. "Solomon" still is the Grand, but given that even he fucked off after part 2 it's hard to say >Grand Saber: Duel enemy is Moosashi. Lore wise its Logress >Grand Berserker: May or may not have been Tez at some point. No info on current owner. Duel is Herc
>>574316554>Nasu said they're canonWhen? Because last time somebody tried pulling this, they just pointed to a list of every interview listed on the TM wiki, which is code for "it didn't happen and I am just a schizo with headcanon".
>>574313537>people think the maint is about BB Dubai is dropping early>instead they open their door and it's debt collectors coming for their kneecaps
>>574317383>nuh-uh!OK
>>574317076Because Nasu ALSO said that you have to be near the top of power and Mystery for your class to be offered it. You can decline, as well. It isn't a requirement. Most just accept when Alaya calls because they're Heroic Spirits of humanity and want to defend humanity.
Who is Grand Sex?
>>574317559Nemo
>>574317441Merlin is explicitly stated to be Grand Caster in his mats. If he stopped being it, then it's because he gave it up at some point.
Ah, what a fine day, time to play some Fate/ Grand Order!
>>574317664Reminder that Merlin isn't and can never be a Heroic Spirit since he will never die. He only larps as a Servant in Chaldea for fun. But somehow he can also be a Grand.
>>574317559
>>574317557And Nasu said that you can't side with Chaldea and be a Grand, so I guess anything that Chaldea summons is not a Grand.
>>574317559(You)
>>574317869Awkward sex with everyone in D!
>>574317745>>574317758>>574317664>>574317557>>574317441>>574317076>>574316981It's almost like Nasu does not give a single solitary shit and any time people try to justify ANY Servant as a Grand he's probably laughing at them and will change it just to subvert their expectations.You think Tez is Grand Berserker?>expectations subverted, he's Assassin!You think you can't Grand a Beast?>expectations subverted, isn't President cute now you can Grand her because she's an UNBeast!You think you're going to duel Tez as Grand Assassin for his duel?>expectations subverted, it's Hassan again!You think Merlin is Grand Caster?>expectations subverted, it's Solomon again!You think Logres is Grand Saber? <-- You are here.
>>574318039I vote Kurohime for Grand Saber.
>>574318039Or Nasu is just a bad writer and has a poor sense of planning and management.
>>574317946you won't be pleased.
It's up
>>574318170He made Orion a Grand instead of a bronze 1* Berserker because "lol funny nose" so no, I think it really is just his whim and desire to subvert. Not that he doesn't have shit planning and management skills as well, there's a reason why Takeuchi is the CEO of Type Moon instead.
>>574318312Or he's bad and there's no reason to justify everything he's doing.
>>574317471It was on his blog, also its not our obligation to spoonfeed everything to retarded quaternary newfags, bro
It's coin stuff I think
>>574318039But I was there since Fate/stay Night. Ultimate Artoria was always supposed to be the strongest Saber, its just how Fate works
>>574318538So it's schizo headcanon 2.0 I see.
Who wins and why?
>>574318789Kadoc slays
>>574318789Ciel would lose in a fisting competition
I fell asleep reading today's story and I wake up and it's maintenance... My AP.
>>574318039It's telling that even Takeuchi didn't bother Granding Logres. He doesn't even have her, he granded OG Seiba.
>>574318789Ciel can defeat a True Ancestor whose power is equal to 5 Servants combined.
>>574318917Who asked? All it takes is a person to shoot her in the head whilst she doesnt know and she dies
>>574318789Ciel has main girl plot armor, but Kadoc has side character that the writers love keeping around plot armor. Kadoc wins.
>>574318974She's not Goku.
>>574318917I don't think you understand the question
Kadoc fucks the mc canonically, he is bi
>>5743189174 at best
>>574319054Everyone in Chaldea is bi.
>>574319054>Kadoc fucks the MC.No way fag. Da Vinci can take one for the team
Imagine being so new (You) don't even know about Nasu's blog, LMAO!
>>574318995>side character that the writers love keeping around plot armor. Kadoc wins.About that...
If Grands can be who ever Alaya wants, then why does Alaya keep picking men? Is Alaya the collective unconscious misogyny of humanity?
>maintaneceNani the fuck? What's going on?
Roll for my alts Masta
>>574319462No, I hate tsunderes.
>>574319351Men are breasts
>>574319351Same reason Beasts are mostly women.
>>574319495That's illegal
Mash love!
>>574319462Rinfaces are good civilization
>>574319054Actually he only fucks Gudako. Guda gets fucked my Mashu and her 10 inch strap on
>>574319351>why woman likes dick
>>574318039>You think Tez is Grand Berserker?>>expectations subverted, he's Assassin!Wasn't he grand berserker in LB4 and changed to assassin by the time of 7 to fill Hassan's spot?
>>574319323For some reason he survived much longer than any other Crypter and got proper character growth. Didn't he get stabbed deathly twice? Someone with power at Lasagna must like him a lot.
Nasu lied/alter/ cried
wtf happen?
>>574319441Albert lost his buttplug in the server room again
>>574319054When? In OC3?
>>574319782Nta but yes but also I don't even remember if him being grand was ever mentioned in LB7
>>574319842They realized they made Eresh/Ciel rateup too high so they're lowering it.
In retrospect. It feels a bit odd that there's just a period of time that a Grand seat can be empty. You'd think they'd just cycle the next guy in after the last guy quits.
>>574301891Baobhan sith?
What if Albert has a nice surprise for us
>>574319919He showed up and attacked us in LB4 where Da Vinci says his servant container is Grand
>>574320012The current arc is about (You) getting kicked out of PHH over using Extra classes to fight for PHH. TM verse is just schizo and incompetent.
Thank you for playing.it's the EoS maintenance.
>>574319581Cute!You are drawing it?
Do we have sex with elron canonically? Maybe as a rebound
>>574320330No
We better get apoliquartz for this bullshit maintenance.
>>574320414Don't be greedy. You owe Albert your coins
wtf is this maintenace for? ALBERTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
>>574320590Chill we get more rolls from it.
In accordance with UK laws, they are censoring BB Dubai. Please understand....
>>574318974Isn't she immortal?
Anki is pretty
>>574320590>Here, have this one roll of compensation.>You know what? I like you. Have this extra third of a roll too
>>574320414You will get 1 silver apple...maybe
>>574320741Why dis hoe called Aniki Ereshkigal? She's not my aniki!
>>574320610We have got many surprise maints with no compensation at all by this point, bro
>>574320863Well i haven't seen those, bro.
>>574320049Yes, but I asked about LB7...
>>574320863Truly just playing Fate/Grand Order, Event BB Presents Celeb Summer Experience! Dubai's Counterattack should be enough compensation itself, you greedy anon.
>>574319782No, now he took it when Hassan gave it up.Don't think too hard about it. It won't make sense.
>>574320682>UK lawsThis another loicense joke, or did something actually happen there?
>people are going to wake up to maintenance and capped AP for the second time this monthAmazing
Gee, calm down, everyone. We're just getting BB ahead of time
>>574320147No
>>574320414>>574320590You guys do realize the official website has a news section that states why the maintenance is happening and what we get as an apology right
I'm in.
>>574321461Not if you're in EU. FGO EN it is
Save for Ririsu
Which servant has the biggest cock?
i hope maint gets extended again
Barghest
>>574321712Large and with barbs.
>>574321573I don't care if I roll for bb, jannu or seiba for the hundredth time. Just give me gacha to roll! GACHA GACHA GACHA!!!!
>>574321617>Will probably be right next to Prelati for usNope. Sorry. Got other priorities
>already forgotten
Fuck this maintenance. I'm going to play Wuwa.
>wuwaLmao. Get lost
>only time I get to play>maintenance
FGO is the only gacha I play, all of the others are either not fun gameplay to me or have annoying dailies that make the actually fun game be unfun.Other than FGO I mostly play more traditional games. After work today I'm going to play Tales of Xillia and the new Star Fox Remake.
Damn Albert, I was gonna drop 1000 dosh for Ciel. But I guess you and FGO just doesn't want my service. I'll take my dosh to a more intellectually stimulating game, like Candy Crush
Fuck itPlaying Class of '09 Puzzle Showdown until maintenance ends.
make a jiggie
>>574321926EN will the collab on April next year before OC4 instead of 2 years from now
>>574315125Could Mash even be roofied?
>>574322638
>>574322805No way in hell. Too much effort to move an entire event.
>>574322293I love this brat
>>574322875They already moved a rerun up a year. Richard also got moved up earlier this year.Given the FSF event is supposed to also set up the Typhon event it's not exactly out of possibility, especially considering John was the last mystery nigga on 2025's silhouettes that got delayed by a year.
>WHAT'S THAT? Mordred is playing around on a surfboard having fun??>HOW FUCKING DARE SHE>We're all going to go out and stop her and chastise her for being rude and stupid>We'll call her cringe punks, and then we'll make her work in the gift shop to make up for how rude she was for playingYou ever think Nasu has become an old man mentally? Not only is he yelling at kids to stop having fun in the street, but he's pretending that "Everyone is applauding and cheering when I yelled at those kids, and then made them work on my lawn to make up for their stupid tomfoolery, the total JOY in the world went up when I stopped those kids from cruising around in their jet skis and boats".If this was any other game the main characters would probably just join her playing. I can understand Perciviel getting upset, but Guda acts like he's 40 years old.I can really see Nasu self inserting in Guda in a weird way this event>When he sees breasts he goes "Yikes put it away lady">When he gets on the beach to enjoy himself, he just wants to be put to work and spends the entire time working, he forces people to let him work, he has no concept of playing or "frivolity", he just wants to work>He's trying to quickly fill up the joy guage "so he can end this stupid vacation already and get back to work">Sees kids messing around in the water, yells at them to cut it out, and beats them up to force them to stop and apologize, then puts them to work>Bros I only worship work, work, work while on vacation
>>574323063shouldn't we get this years mistery nigas?
>>574322447FGO needs a Class of '09 collab event.
>>574323575Mordred must be punished by an adult everytime she acts like a brat!
>>574323575>retards driving jet skis at high speed among swimmers thinking they're too skilled to hit anyone>"let the kids have fun you assholes!"You're as retarded as Mordred.
>>574323731She's literally a servant with a riding skill you fucking retard, of course she's skilled enough to not hit anyone.
>>574323791Yeah, when I think Mordred the words that come to mind are "skilled" and "competent".
>maintenance??????
>>574319629That's not Mash.
>>574323891Glad you agree. Servants having a flanderized personality for muh comedy doesn't mean they aren't competent.
>>574322875>They are moving Gudaguda rerun which happened before OC4 in JP to November this year on EN>That particular event slot on EN is empty now
I finished my dailies in Wuwa. Shit's still in maintenance.Gonna cook some eggs and make myself a ham, egg and cheese sandwich.
>>574323731>retards driving jet skis at high speed among swimmers thinking they're too skilled to hit anyoneSome assholes were doing that with a dinghy near the beach yesterday, so i drove nearby where there are no people or cameras around, swam for 40 min to reach it and then i cut it open with my knife so it is sitting at the bottom of the sea right now. I wonder how mad they'll be today when they realize what happened
>>574323575>cruising around in their jet skis and boatsI guarantee you that he went to Dubai for "research" and tried the beach only to have the idiot tourists ruin it exactly how Mo and Caenis did. It's too aligned with what often actually happens there to be just an old man yelling at clouds.
>>574323575Mordred and Caenis are not kids, bro
>>574323636Kelly and Emily servants, when?
>>574323613This is the full list of the JP 2024/NA 2026 silhouette servants. JP might get a list of teasers for the rest of the year at their anniversary event, but they might just hold off until their current arc is over at the end of the year.
>>574323575>mentallyAnon he's like 50
>>574324117You know anni for na is one month earlier right?
>>574324627You can still remain mentally young in old age.
>>574324761Well, we are all mentally 12 here.
>>574324686That's months away and happens every year and has never required they completely move another event in the schedule to six months away.
>maintenanceWHY?
>>574324526>Cagliostro casually heightmogging DantesWhy does he even consider Dantes as his eternal rival
>maintenance
>Reclamation of Servant Coins that could not be immediately recovered at the timeOh my god piss off. What if people have a few more servant coins and grails? A maintenance for this is so stupid.
>>574324968You try talking to a guy, who does nothing but vaguepost and aura farm for more than five minutes.
>maintenanceThanks eresh. You useless goddess
>>574325131I finally understand.
>>574323791she's setting a terrible example and scaring the shit out of any sane person, and some other asshole will inevitably try the same thing and give someone else for no fault of their own a lifelong injurywhat's horrifying is that some people will look at someone IRL doing the same thing as Mo and think it's perfectly safe, someone that doesn't have supernatural bullshit going on, like lmfao bro what
Setting the Nemosis bait
>>574325489I thought this was a play on the word phimosis
>>574325489holy sex
SANTAAAAA!
Maintenance is now forever
>>574324910Whatever helps you cope
>>574325489Why is every Indian in this game so erotic
>>574325824Parvati isn't erotic
>>574325860The tights in some of her art are pretty hot
KiritsuguCHADs...
>>574325984>Kritsugu cucking his wife againAs expected.
Maintenance for what
I know it's Dubai, but was it really necessary for Nasu to add a scene of an Arab prince paying (you) to let him shit on Eresh's chest?
>>574326075Cucking people out of servant coins.
>>574326102OC3 is based on a true story
>>574325984Irisviel and getting keked, name a more iconic duo
>>574326134Again??
>>574325127>he redeemedMaybe you should have realised it was a bug and not abused it bro.
>>574326186Gil and jobbing
>>574325984Happy for Kerry that he found more people whose brains he can blow out on a bad day.
>>574326102I'd happily take the money. If he wanted, I could also sell her to him to add to his harem.
>>574326102There was a 3DPD big titty model I used to think was hot and almost immediately after moving to Dubai she got a permanent spade tattoo. Now I can't enjoy her stuff anymore cause I know those giant boobs are arab poop tables. Shame cause she has huge tits
Why didn't BB just pump the food full with heroin to make the joy counter max out instantly?
>>574326250I'm a veteran so I didn't even get any servant coins outside of a pittance. I just don't care if people get free grails or whatever. Maintenance for this is retarded.>>574326191Yeah they didn't get everyone last time.
I just realized B.B Dubai may not be that good as an Eresh support...
>>574324526>This is the full list of the JP 2024/NA 2026 silhouette servants.well, not FULL list. They did keep santa abby, Ciel and Arc out of the picture.
>>574325860Shes very erotic.
>>574326517BB Dubai is a very good support regardless. She can change her NP from aoe damage to pure support. And there aren't many servants who can wipe out the enemy's buffs on demand.
>>574326358You should shit on them too.
>Well this BB and the "BB Lilly" are clearly shady, but ehI just want one event in which Guda and Mash are locked out of all the smart characters and have to actually think for themselves.
Just checked the 2027 banners we'll get and man this is a really dry year huh.
>>574327037Do you want another Kogetsukan?
>>574327037Literally everything about BB is shady always
Thanks for nothing as always lasagna
>>574327141Yeah other than Olga and Lilith there's really nothing.
People using my Alice pog
>>574327239You mean the event where he basically gave all the info to Holmes, who eventually got bored and drove over himself to solve the mystery?
>>574327562Thanks bro, she's pretty tight.
Maintenance news!!!
>Lose most of my Taiga appends>Get 4 SQ in return.Thanks Albert..
Maintenance is over btw.
>68 times to guarantee summon
WHERE THE FUCK IS BB!!! What was the point of this maintenance then
>>574328041nnnope almost tricked me into sitting through that
>>574328089To take away your hard earned appends.
>maintenance is overno... i don't want to play the event...
>>574328089Read the news, Liphead
WIFE STATUS:BOND INTENSIFIED!!!
>>574328785She looks like she farts a lot
3 bonds up
>>574329071Xu Fu is a bond slut
>>574328785Toy for arabs
>>574328831Well, she is full of shit, so that comes as a bonus
Sorry bros, I'll be going on ahead...
Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
Sigurd is such a freak, doing THAT in the mall
NEWS
>pedoslop
>>574329645what is this?
>>574329645News!
>>574329645Prilya needs a plumber
>>574326517I'm using Eresh, support Castoria, and Xu fu with Atlas. Clears everything for general farming the event so far.
>>574329645Pedogem, can't wait
>>574329283Ciel went from 0-4 or so in 3 pods. Easy fuck.
>>574329717I want a little girl to do this to me.
>>574329717I want Eric Bloodaxe to do this to him >>574329979
>>574329562>saved the version with my shitty typesetting instead of the good one after
>>574330067His wife would be mad if he did that
>>574329562>UshiYou are correct, that's a big yikes indeed
Why didn't you tell me it's up?
>>574329645Why is Illya aurafarming? She thinks she's cool or something? You're not cool, stupid.
>pedocuck erp
Sup chumps
>Servant is transforming into a Beast>"welp, let's just ignore it and maybe it go away on its own"Now I see why Guda is the savior of humanity.
>>574330331Illya is the coolest, idioturo.
>Pedobased posting
Why don't people ever use my support despite having mlb event ces?
They made an actual Cjeste Pyramid Himeji Castle model
Ciel is so worthless at np1 holy shit
>>574331080Back then when the game had soul...
>>574330969No one is farming with anything other than natural AP at this point as it's still the first few days.
>>574330969The good farming nodes haven't opened up yet, I just pick Bond CEs for now.This event is also 6 weeks long so natural AP will get you clearing the shop effortlessly even without Event CEs.
3 SQ. No fucking Ciels. She shows up again in December during the shitpost event, right?
>>574329645how is the discord reacting to this?
Post cute Caren pictures
Jinako looks like THAT?
>>574331859We don't talk about that place.
I want to ass fuck Ciel.
>>574300530Why is she turning into Mr.Beast?
>>574331754You can always use THAT
>>574330752I mran you have like five neutered Beasts in Chaldea. They kinda stopped being a big deal.
>>574332337Anki-Eresh is coming from Servantverse and slowly taking over.
>>574330752Fou proved that a Beast with no desire to destroy humanity is not actually a threat.
>>574332482Kiara is still able to access her full Beast powers whenever she wants. She just chooses not to because she wants to see if she can seduce Guda without just turning into a Beast and shoving the entire planet up her vagina.
>>574330752To be fair at this point Guda has already tamed like half a dozen Beasts. They really don't seem like a particularly big threat anymore, if anything he's probably more excited about the possibility of having a new powerful cocksleeve when he runs into one.
Here's to you anon, that complained about people not posting shitty rolls.
>>574332925I bless your next roll! Go get em champ!
>>574332390It's the Steam summer sales, bro. I'm sad but the casino's flashing lights have a looser hold on me.>>574330752>worked with Kiara>worked with Kama>worked with both Koyans even though you never actually found out HOW Dark even got to Chaldea>worked with Tiamat, who enlisted and became a good girl even before joining up>will work with Olga before her plotline is even resolved>will work with fucking G*etia himself, sort of>will work with the NornsTo be fair, it unironically works. Even the Human Order agrees. Lilim Harlot was the Human Order completely agreeing (you) are right and Beasts who are willing to say sorry deserve to be taken in as diversity hires
>>574332925not even a min roll
>>574333250>Even the Human Order agreesThe human order which evicted your ass?
>>574333154Maybe later.
>>574324249Visiting Dubai is the very definition of "idiot tourist".
>>574333440Funnily enough that's not because of the Beasts though.Looking at the OCs Alter Egos, Avengers, Moon Cancers, and even fucking Mash are a bigger deal to it than any of the Beasts hanging out at Chaldea lmao
>>574333537The only reason Alaya can't stop you for those is Alaya can't touch Beasts with anything short of finding a Grand and throwing it at the problem.
>>574333440The same Human Order that prevents you from reaching the stronghold of one such a beast (Olga), yes.Alaya is cool with Beasts.
>>574333250Most of those aren't in the Beast class anymore. And there's a difference between working with a Beast and hiding its existence from everyone while hoping it will go away on its own.
Do I even want to roll for this?
>>574334537If you really like Moon Cancers and plan on using them then yeah, BB Dubai is THE support for Moon Cancer partiesNone of them are meta at all, but they are fun.
>>574300530Why is this girl turning into yeast?
No one is baiting me to do 30sq on Ciel... I am so lonely
>>574334537just bb yourself
>>574334830She has a yeast infection.
Sisters...
>>574334537Yes. DuBBai's skillset pairs well with Ciel>but koyan/ merlinCan't bring those two for grand duels to buff ciel.
>>574334125There is yes, but it's the logical progression of a winning strategy.
>got Eresh>got Ciel>no more essential gacha picks this year except Louhi>>>>>>quickTime to save it all for NP5 Olga
>>574334537I do. I want Tenochi.
>>574334537Some reason or another... I just want to get rid of all the fucking fous in my reward box. Got way too many and rolling new servants seems like the only way to get rid of them. And there's 3 new servants in that banner.So yea, I'll throw some quartz and hopefully get 1 copy of each.
>>574333440The Human Order is schizo as well as a paperclip maximiser, yes. Like a bipoler ex who says she hates X and then is happy when you do lots of X anyway. You'll learn just how schizo in the second half of this event.
Bros, I might be in grail debt for the foreseeable future...
>>574335170save for christmas arc at end of this year.
So....why was there a maintenance?
>>574334831do a 30 on story
>>574335378Because Albert wanted to take back every servant coin they gave you the week before.
>>574335170Need art of Oberon trying to chaperon piss fucking drunk Cummer and Gudako
>>574334537
>>574335378surprise! you were greedy!!!minus 10000% luck from your account RNG
>>574335395>StoryNo
New thread. Now!
>>574336884>>574336884>>574336884
Make a thread with Fgo na characters please
>>574337142No.
>>574324235Holy based ethical psychopath
>>574332828Ushiwatamelon