Previous: >>574074190Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders releases 7/23. Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQYR--Ic7Qc• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
less than a week until raiders
Before Raiders comes out, please take a shower. There's crust all over your suction cups
cute swim forms
>>574335553From a distance I thought this was a face with Big Man being a large smileTime to go back to bed
my woomy made fun of a veemo's abilities
>>574335065>>574335762she could fix me
>>574336761anon no one wants your balls
>>574326475this wasn't funny
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>574339239only frye has funny pages because it involves classic slapstick humor
Has anyone scanned this yet, what does it contain
>>574339239yes it was
>>574341218so... what does it contain
can you believe it guysraidersraiders is in a weekwoohooi am so happy about this information
>>574342251didn't the girl do a version for splatoon 3? Is she still a splatoon fan?
>>574341441pages
>>574342457i'm gonna eat you
>>574343236vore alert
>>574343783haha oh noooo don't eat me haha that'd be horrible haha
In Splatoon 4 it will be hugs instead of fist bumps
Then in splatoon 5 it will be tongue kissingbut only between yebs
>>574344431fucking gay faggot based
>>574343409Frye but hot.
Fresh! x1
>>574346475
>>574346694I love being french tbdesu
>>574345085>but
I am being victimized by other people's obligatory loses
flar isn't real git gud
>>574351349fwar isn't realgit bad
france sucks
>>574351349
>>574353434t. retard who knows nothing
I'm in love with it wtf. Octism is like a drug and honestly I'm all the squidding in for it.I might consider making more poses and then do a collage of...
more peeks at weapons
>>574356540>brushes are innice
they might've revealed frye's cutscene in the raiders pamphlet thing
>>574356747>brushes>plural
>>574356912yes? there's six of them
Frye would be a good house wife
>>574356750so i'm guessing each idol will have their own song and boss fight/macguffin
>>574357650one (and five alt skins)
>>574358907they all have unique stats though?
>>574360081lick lick lick lick
>>574359269unique stats within the difference between stuff like 2-line shooters' statsyou're not getting the extremes of inkbrush or painbrush
>>574360308we don't know that yet
I love splatoon and i love you guys
>>574361394prove itpost your ceph
i just realized that the default hair for the mechanic is just raider frye's hair.
>>574361759blind /ink/er
>>574361920it's similar enough
>>574361394Same but I hate flar so I hate the game
>>574361612i posted my woomy last thread already
>>574328375I need this. Who made it
>>574361394this but only the first three words
>>574362183Nintendo on their phone app
anyone wanna open at rotation?
>>574362594good woomy
>>574362594I miss her
>>574362772Ye
>>574362772I can for a few games
>>574363176>>574363203room's up
open room 3/4 starting
6 days remaining~
>>574363714get those disgusting udders off my wife
>>574363857Splat 1 gear is in the files?
the game sucks its all about inkling cunny thats all why you're still here
worried about Raiders photo mode
>>574364427Nah.
Stop posting your woomyPost anon’s instead
>>574366101There's nothing to worry about. We already know it's no photo mode. It's a single player game after all. There's no need to teehee.
>>574366226this art made me understand the appeal of giantess
>>574365509It's from this mod.https://gamebanana.com/mods/633438
>>574366101Yeah, I don’t think Deep Cut took a Shell drone with them.
I like playing weapons that can get away with some real bullshit if the enemy lets it, not because I like getting away with bullshit (in fact, I hate bullshit), but because conditioning the enemy to play in a way that prevents me from getting away with bullshit limits their options and makes them more predictable, leading to more honest footsiesThe problem with Splatoon 3 is that there are many weapons and especially specials that can get away with bullshit regardless of what the enemy does, and that's just not fun, the enemy has no agency either way so they don't change their playstyle, they just try to get away with bullshit of their own that you, equally, can not prevent
>>574366332We can teehee at the base.
>>574366373Cool. >no famitsu sushi modI wanted to recreate my woomy. Oh well.
>>574366598This?https://gamebanana.com/mods/680603
>>574366848That's it. Thanks. I used the wrong keywords.
>>574366554Does that modified hair look good with a hat?
>>574366350it's on the completely wrong idol though
>>574366226
Ggs opens I have to go now
>>574366554This style looks pretty good.
>>574367650
>>574369298ggs
>>574346694Of all the splatoon jokes and memes this is the one that lives most rent free in my headSecond would be Splat Tim
>>574366226deep cut looking kinda different
>>574369298
Thinking of making something… Fresh.
>>574370082A pizza?
>>574369351Nice, wish they added a toggle for hair like the Adjust Gear one
>>574366554ogoghgh braids..
>>574371168GOOD woomy
ggs open room
>>574369480good woomies
>>574371990GG sorry for being utter shit
>>574371168Insanely good woomy
Post a DOGSHIT woomy
>>574370705Short hime
>>574374780
>ToHumanStandby_Strn00_Ed
>>574379707>Drown
>You can't play this software yet
>>574381530Wrong eyebrows
Biskit makes ears disappear.
>>574383148Cute disabled woomy
Big rolla spin.
Oh.
>>574385775Cute disabled woomy
>>574384508She's grown too powerful.
Eat your takoyaki Anon
>>574383148Weird, that's only meant to happen to FILTHY YebWeyys
I'm going to destroy my game
>>574388089How?
>>574388387I'm going to get a squid and smash the cartridge with it
>>574388730Cool
I played all day and had an awful day
>>574368098I could see Shiver envisioning herself like that in her own power fantasies.
>>574392431>desires power>frye is powerhmm
A salmon at rotation, anyone?
>>574394446Shiver represented Power originally. Frye got the scrapes.
>>574394917Okay
anyone wanna play some open?just a heads up, i used up all my luck, i got through 9 yellow lights on the way home, these games will be the worst ever
>>574395273>anon is a retardmany such casesthat splatfest was about DESIRES, frye explicitly said she already had power so she went for wisdom instead.
>>574394917SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
open 2/4
>>574395532>Lowercase>Calls others retardCountless such cases. Back to school with you.
>>574396028I do not like this Shiver face. This Shiver face scares me. She has nefarious plans, I know it
>>574396028>no counter argumentalso we know it's you octo aori
>>574396206LOL holy shit, seeing people who aren't even this "Octo Aori" person. Also:>NamedroppingNobody fuckin' cares, faggot, go back to your Trooncord pedo-clique, fagbot.
Anon why are you pregnant
GG's G!
GGs, sweet kill.
>>574397920Woomy snuck a gold egg from grizzco and now she’s fired.
>>574397804stop making yourself so obvious
im listening to kpop rn while playing turf war
>>574398319ok
>>574398109Stop being a fuckin' pedofaggot and go the fuck back to your retarded pedocord clique, Nono/whoever the fuck you are, faggot lmao-
>>574399620Can someone make Nono in the ceph poser thing pls.
hmmmmmmm no
GGs L
check out my original squib :3
>>574401821CuteNow draw her eating a big greasy burger
my daily prayer to the utsu nso app
>>574401821>multiple suckers on one flopIMAGINE
>>574326475I've been here to long I read Flap! as Flar!
>>574404097flap isnt real
>>574402159your fetish sucks and i hate you
i want more single-player splatoon content after raidersi am tired of having my abilities and their acquisition being limited by multiplayer game balance instead of being able to play however i want
>>574362619Thank you
My fetish is happy woomies. And very large breasts.
Well mine is winning a series with 5 wins and getting those crowns above your ceph.
I had a dream that Frye was elected president of BelgiumI'm not even belgian.
my fetish is not having a shit session for once>current session: 3W 9L
>>574406528I had at least two dreams about posting on /ink/
if i can get good then why can't splatoon?
>>574405923One (1) Happy woomyOne (1) large breastEnjoy anon
>>574407361Good woomy.
I saw what you deleted ikagi.
Moshi Moshi?Woomy desu.Hello?Stop queuing for FLAR matches and pick up the denwa!
it's swimming :)
>>574401380gg
i hope raiders will help me take a break or something
>>574361394I love you to man. Give me a hug, squit.
>>574409769 I've only ever seen someone use that route once. If I was on the receiving end of that, I'd probably do the same.
>>574409236Was it something pathetic again
I thought of something better than woomy.2woomy.
>>574412403dykes
i'm sorry, your woomy...she's... dutch...
>>574413386Vers!
sorry for shitting up the thread earlier with my low skill babble
>>574415014There's nothing to be sorry about. It was about the game.
>>574415014You just need to be more patient with yourself, is all.
>innocent 2d art enjoyer having his eyes molested by shitty 3dpd in-game gremlins
>>574419203could be worse, could be on /v/ with redmoa
>>574419203You don't know what 3dpd means, filthy secondary.
Lucky Drawfag here. Splatoon Raiders, just a week away!To whoever req'd a woomy with a big gun, grats. A little self indulgent but here you goStay tuna'd for more, until next time babu.
>>574420753Good woomy.
we're putting this guy in a hydraulic press i swear to fucking god
>>574421941Now you have my attention.
i get that the thread is so fucking slow people don't get that mad, but that doesn't somehow make these into quality posts.
>>574422683It's over boomer chud, OCChads are BACK.
>>574422683It does and it's not as if it's going to be like this for months. It's only been like a day or 2.
Raiding Off the Hook’s panty drawers
>>574423217Raiders DLC
>>574421583wrong ink color and tank top...
>>574421941
splartin raiders, only 5 days away, splertin splertin splertin
surely amazon actually holds up their "delievered on release day" pre order thing right fellow goys
>>574421941>>574421468veemos in tight workout wear...
>>574419203"the official models are ugly actually" <- biggest contrarian you have ever methow can you say you love woomy if you can't appreciate her in her purest form?
>>574426395they've been diluted
Frye's game is 5 days away
>>574420753Unfathomably good woomy
>>574429326Mine is good too
>>574429473God I wish I was that Smallfry right now
>we throw each other our clams under the enemy basket
>>574430517Cute yeb
WHERE IS ITWHERE IS IT NOOOOGAAAAMIIIIII
>>574434654it's called cam-oand it even has some grass stuck to it just like bento
Tomodachi /ink/ island
>>574435164I don’t want explosive diarrhea
>>574434939Eh... Cam-O is closer to kelp. Both in kit and the fact that's a piece of kelp on Cam-O.
That woomy talks funny, she must be from Osaka...
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>>574436753>Frye Shibari>Big Man nooseI wish for more official Splatoon 4komas
>>574436753Erotic Knotting Frye....Tying Frye...
>>574436753I'm starting to get the feeling Deep Cut might be stupid
>>574436753BDSM play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOXt8GId-ZM
>>574437770Cute
>>574436753>>574436862this better give us a wave of frye shibari art
>>574437845You better screenshot those victory screens whenever you play with me!
>>574437770>tfw I promised to play with a friend so I won't be able to play with /ink/ and take cute chest pictures
>>574437770>nothing presents immediate danger>everything has fifty million hpnice, they understood nothing about difficultyhigh "difficulties" are gonna be fucking insufferable, more passive damage spongesi fucking love pointing my gun at something and just waiting six seconds for it to dieand no satisfaction from knocking a pot off stinger with every shot with high power high-ish fire rate weapons like .96 and boozler either, every pot has cohock health
>>574438365Upgrade your weapon
>>574438365Did you forget that weapons have modifiers and levels (You) don't even have a Switwo o algo
>>574438365are they playing in surivalist? Not watching gameplay anymore
>>574438407>>574438437nice, you just upgraded yourself to tourist difficultynow they aren't even damage sponges and can't overwhelm your ability to dispose of them fast enoughfish should be upgraded to be faster, deadlier and smarter, not fatter
>>574437770yikesit looks bland lol
>>574437770This is making me want to cancel my preorder.
>>574438665Yaeh but I'm still having fun and you're not because you're a joyless doodoohead
>pvpfags doomposting againPve won
>>574438867its not even closepve VVON because rankslaves cant fathom unironically enjoying a game since their only emotions are numbness when they win and agony when they get raped by 黒人強姦犯 (7 years old and already 2500 x power in tentakek)
>>574438867i like salmon run tooit's flawed and scant on content (especially considering it had two games to amass some new stuff), but raiders had a chance to fix it and make it shineunfortunately, it seems they, yet again, did everything wrong
>>574439352>opinion
PvE won because Nintendo decided chargers should be perma-meta, which is pantsu on head retarded.They got it right in Splatoon 2 with ink armor, not sure how they fumbled 3 so hard.
>>574437770It looks fun what are you people on about?
>>574439501>Perma metaAnonion pencil hasn't been relevant for months. Shooter meta is back
>metaIn the trash it goes
I don't know what the meta is
I just bought splatoon 3 + DLC; what should I expect from the game? It was cheaper getting a physical copy of that than buying a digital copy of just the base game.
>>574437770I feel bad for /ink/fags that are too shit at the game and forced to act as if this looks good kek
>>574440289I'm shit at the game that's meeeeee
why are compfags coping
>>574440451Enjoy your 5 hours long enemy sponge game :) See you back in 3 in 2 weeks
>>574439473fact- fish in the video takes longer than in regular salmon run to kill, ergo, higher effective healthfact- fish in the video is slow and dumb, seemingly slower than in sr as wellfact- stages shown are large, wide open and you always have somewhere to retreat, unlike the good salmon run stages where you can easily get cornered and overwhelmedfact- with the promise of 120 weapons but every weapon having several variants that all count towards the total, it'll have less weapon variety than regular salmon runfact, and the biggest nail in raiders' coffin- it has the regular singleplayer game loopsr is at its best when the fish is so overwhelming that it puts you on the defensive, forcing you to survive the onslaught till the end of the wave, losing more ground and control right till the bell rings, followed by a dozen seconds plus the start of next wave to regroup and repaint until another round of getting pounded by too much fish to handlebut that doesn't work out with regular nintendo platformer-like advancing game loop where routing the enemy is a requirement to go forwardthey had six goddamn singleplayers to realise that the game they have created is inherently defensive, one where you have ground to stand and the opposing force is required to be at least as powerful (if not more) than you are for the game to function as anything more than a shallow shooter with some mild extra tedium slapped on top, and now that they finally settled on opposition that can match the player, they fumble it and make it another "go forth and steamroll everything" power fantasy piece of shit
>weyyobabble
>>574440612squigga im not reading allat
>>574440612>getting overwhelmed in salmon runfact- that only happens if you're bad at the gameeven hazard level max is a joke
>>574440803it can happen if your weapon set is shit, that's why shit weapon sets are the most fun you can have in sr
>>574440612Anon, I'm sorry, they'll ignore that truth nuke and keep circlejerking about raiders being perfect when it looks and will be a boring easy grindy mess
>8bitdo 2C ultimate bluetooth works with Switch 2 out the box>has hall effect sticks >has gyro>has rumble>half the price of pro controllers which still have total garbage sticks
>choose your own weapon SRYIKES
>>574441981Eggstra Work doe?
>>574442220aka the boring mode
>>574441981I’m all for that
I think Raiders is going to be great
shoving armchairfags woomy in a locker!
Is the mechanic the smartest woomy?
>>574442220only a small limited selection
>doomkeks lost, again>as they always do>still pretend they woni feel bad for them sometimes.
>>574443062>Ignore all criticism of Raiders>Say doomkeks lost as a copeSee you next week when you're begging for an open room :)
>>574442802it's got to be a y*bw*yy, because all bad posters are
>>574443062you are yet to provide counterarguments, all you do is ignore obvious red flags
Remember: it’s always easier to trash a game than admit you can’t afford it
>>574443197>criticism*nitpicking
Nobody tell the hoian poster about the no undershirt king mesh tee mod.
>>574439516nootice how the doomposting always comes in completely natural definitely uncoordinated waves
>>574444034>game clearly has fundamental issues>nitpickingnext thing you say is that side order is actually fun and good and the whole game structure being fucked is just a nitpick
>>574445087i've yet to see you describe any kind of fundamental issue
>>574436753my retarded cute wife
>>574445087NTA but side order was fun and the majority of its hate is a meme from players who never finished it Not to say it doesn't have flaws (a couple extra bosses, a few more stages, a longer mode would've done it well)
>>574441383Let me know if it holds up in a month or soThe honeymoon period with those third party controllers tends to end fast but I sure would love to not pay $80 for a controller
Alright, listen up, you all! I'm rounding up a search party! Deep Cut's gone missing!
>>574441383?procon 2 sticks are very nice.
>>574445897Marie: Good. Less work for me to do.
>>574445210>>574440612>it has the regular singleplayer game loopthe expectation of success and an inherently dominant and advancing position will be the end of itit'll be just another singleplayer, except now not as a tutorial for a bigger game but as a standalone 60 dollar package for a game that does not yet existpeople who like the dime a dozen nintendo platformers will love it, people who actually like splatoon for what it is and not for what nintendo wants it to be will not get much out of it>but how elseless platformer, more third person tower defense
>>574421829Oh wow, thanks I suppose
>game called Raiders>surprised you're the attacker
>>574446069You're literally the only person who thinks this way.
Everyone who played the demo thought it was greatIt looks greatIt sound greatI think it's going to be good
>>574446251see, even the name points towards the game being misguided>>574446326so farthink about it for a few minutes and you'll realise that i'm right
>>574446476thought about it for a few minutes and realized that you're retarded
>sees your cephY
>>574446803why
>>574446069>expectation of successno one is forcing you to play on tourist difficulty?
>>574446069anon, pve and campaign modes are not the same for very, very good reasons
imagine all the tanned wooms and veems in raiders
>>574447154they don't tan, shiver is not tanned despite being outside all day so cephs naturally don't tan outside of one unused concept art
>>574447039expectation of success as in, you need to succeed to proceed, and the game is designed accordinglythink of a racing game, lots of old (shitty) racing games you have to come first to advance, but recently we got some good shit where you can come fifth and you will still be pushed forward, often to your detriment (you'll get less rewards and have to make up the lost time/positions later down the line)a salmon run game could've been like thatbut it is more of the former arcade mindset, combined with modern nintendo's aversion to challenging the player, resulting in, likely, another mediocre game
>>574447896>modern nintendo's aversion to challenging the playerthey made a mode specifically for us, it's called survivalist
>>574448641Molesting these two on the train
>>574448612and that's where we loop back to what the conversation started with- damage sponges are the least enjoyable way to make a hard mode
They said multiple time ennemies have way more health in multiplayer because you're supposed to fight them together
>>574448958but they don't become just damage spongesthey move faster and hit harder
All I’m hearing is that they can last longer having sex with your ceph
>>574449512Well to be fair we will have tourists playtroughts where 4 of our cephs purposefully throw every raid to get pounded by salmonids but yes
>>574449204their default tourist speed should've been their speed in salmon run, getting faster from there, but that does not seem to be the case, they can be slower than the baseline we're used tohitting harder will either get compensated by player health buffs (that will make the game trivial on easy difficulties because you start with 100 and they seem to be doing damage comparable to what we're used to by default and get at least up into 90s on harder ones), or turn everything into unforgiving no-hit runs aka "reset 50 times until you win", which goes back to the expectation of success- nobody likes kurt's killer rideboth kinda suck desu
>>574449624survivalist salmon are very clearly much faster than base salmon run salmonwhat, you want glowflies speeds on every enemy in the game?
>>574449583hot
>>574448890please don't do that to them
>>574445797I've already used a different 8bitdo with my PC for years and I love it. I essentially got the Switch compatible bluetooth version of that now for Switch 2 use and it feels just as good.I really value hall effect sticks, they really just last much better. But if Nintendo did something like hall effects they'd lose sales from everyone who keeps repeat buying their controllers when their sticks wear out.
AY! Ay! (Quit jacking off! There's work to do!)
>>574448890I shouldve saved that Marina story.
>>574451518umm I'm fishing right now
>>574449583Good post
anyone wanna play open?
looks like the raiderfags are already returning
>>574453383ok
>>574454046room's up
open room 2/4 starting
>>574436753Receding tentacle line
>>574445797I used an 8BitDo ultimate for a couple years. loved it so much I bought the new version, and have been using that for a year too.I had it with their lack of quality control with Nintendo switch 1 pro controllers. Maybe I was just getting unlucky but they would come with either a weird defect that I would have to either fix or return it, or start feeling like shit after a year or two.
>>574449624You literally cannot get oneshot in Raiders
ggs open sorry I don't fuckin know what I'm doing
Splatoon 4 will have clear socks
I will be the tactipee main in st/ink/er rooms
>>574460392If I had money I would commission that artist to redraw that with /ink/ players. And no I won’t say who.
>>574460392hey that's my job!
>>574460669We all know it's Asanagi.
Odds woom, evens weyy.
I really hope I see you all on Raiders, gonna sell 3 after it comes out
>>574461354
PB 0/10
7/10
>>574461451good veemo
>>574461354I'm between yebby and veemo for raiders. Yebby looks so handsome now but veemo looks even more vulnerable and bullyable.
>6 zero point losses in a rowShitting myself.
>>574462032Oh, I will roll veemo for Raiders.They finally gave them twintails so I'm not passing up on that.
>>574462184For me it's the kelp braid
>>574461363why? pointless to do that
>>574461363Raiders doesn't have pvp.
When the hell did I get 4 stars on wiper?
>>574463453Imagine if you'd spent that time on a good weapon
oops im sorry
>>574463642No worries!
Choked.
>>574463545Yeah like stamper.
>>5744624093's netcode is godawful, can barely enjoy the pvp
>>574463545I main Hydra, I don't know shit about playing good weapons.
brb, walking dog
Ggs open
>>574465348Have fun.
>>574462409thats a good thing
>>574464859>>574465585If you hate pvp so much why dont you pv eat deez nuts.
>>574465348Is your dog a tiger shrimp?
>>574466895yorkshire terrier, still very small
>anon: win streaks>game: uh oh it's flar time!>anon: but the promo...>game: nuh uh it's flar time>repeat five timeyou are here
>>574467157Cute! Also your woomy now has a dwarf shrimp as a pet.
I got a feel for flar's timing. I know how to turn off my higher brain functions in time to manually activate fwar.
IT'S HAPPENING MY SQUIGGERS
>>574468676I'm too green to play with /ink/ers.
This PB fucking sucks
>>574468676>>574468869>Have to leave the thread this early even in switch 2 erafuck this
>>574468676>>574468869People who break street dates deserve to be executed.
>>574469078this is not comparable to a game rom leak
FLAR isn't real
>>574469053All my fault, sorry.
>>574469053my apologies, we'll make sure next pb has no yebweyys in it
>>574469053believe in the chemistry of the strong
this game makes me feel like I'm playing a 2010's era arena fighter, so many times we're playing past each other
>>574469053ggs that was me
Only 5 days until Raiders!?
>>574469396shiver's face when my cum starts leaking out of her pussy
Holy fuck! My Hotspot actually works in the middle of nowhere! I can catch PB!
>>574469396>why is it so small?
Wellstring was a mistake.
>>574469396>cropped AI offmodel shitcease
>>574469669Cold water.
>>574469361-timothy
>>574469880vegan mindeset
This pb is fcking awesome
>>574469952good morning saar
>>574469952???
>>574470425aibro cope just ignore it
GG B.
>>574470690>full bars>com error Just put me in spectate the rest of the pb. I wanna be there for pics at least lol
>>574469507>not asshole
You were awesome PB.
>>574471132ggs that was me
>>574471316You were too strong to win.
I demand more amiibo exclusive gear.
I demand more sex
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://h.uguu.se/vehdoKMa.flac
GGs pb
>>574472442GGs! Thanks for hosting.
ggss pbb
GGs PBersThanks for hosting
GGs PB! Sorey for the DCs and thank you for hosting!
Ggs thanks for hosting, last pb before raiders
>>574468869>>574468676https://x.com/niytrogen/status/2078518384795234737?s=20
>>574472685Imagine if that was a real pants option.....
Open anyone?
>>574472442ggs, thanks for everything
>>574473079sorry, gotta take a break after 2 hours of pb
>>574473079I'm at work
>>574473079yes
>>574473079I'm down
>>574473430>>574473484Up
Open 3/4
>>574473739I'll join
I have a question, thread. Who did (You) side with in the GrandFest?
>>574473783Opening
>>574474025ur mom
>>574474025Past of course
>>574474025Past.
>>574474025Future
It’s gonna be strange starting a Splatoon game and not have a news channel. Maybe Deep Cut will still do something just cause.
>>574474025Future but I started with the first game.
bloop
*honk*
>>574476750>>574476993
>>574475774Our HEROES! And that one ceph....
>>574474025Team Past, of course! I'll always side with Queen Marie out of principle.
GGsopen
ggs
ggs open!
>>574474025Past
fuck raiders i'm waiting for ARMS 2.
>>574475774protag?death order?mastermind?
>>574480981Smoochable.
>>574480981I want to plop my cock on her forehead
>>574475774yebby Squinty
>>574481356>eyebrowsthat's a woomy
>>574481356Saber desu. old outfit
>that new guy who instantly wins everyone over>you've been around much longer and it took months for everyone to accept you as a part of /ink/
>>574484789gg that was me
>>574484789whojust initials is finejust asking
>>574484789
>>574484789>draw someone's ceph>everyone throws themselves on youIt's THAT shrimple.
i should draw more cephs
>>574486285thanks for posting spoilers
>>574485861>>574486060ooh oh me next me next do me do me
>>574486365the image was spoilered anon
I won't trash raiders until I play it.
>>574486285>basic reading ability is need to fully enjoy this gamedamn...
>>574486773Dont worry. Ill make up for you.
>>574484789ive been here since early splatoon 2 and I never got named in any thread or ever drawn, it's a peaceful life
You got new drip?
>>574486285where are you getting this from
Prediction: Raiders will be the highest-rated Splatoon game.The current highest being Splatoon 2/3, both sitting at 83 on Metacritic.
>>574487456raiders will sell millions and become a subseries and it'll always feature deep cut kino because deep cut kino is better than off the flop and hag sisters.
>>574487456Not a fair comparison. Salmon run is not Splatoon.
Booyah! Splatoon Raiders commercial.
I still screenshot every fist bump i get i think they're cute
>>574487456I hate 3 but 3 is a vastly better game than 2.
>>574487693>Better than Squid SistersNot possible.
>>574474025Team Future. Deep Cut's signal capture cheer was the best of the team cheers.
>>5744874563 deserved more points and 2 less2 launched almost as barebones as launch S1
2 ended better than 3 thoughbeit
>>574488943lollmaoroflkek
>>574489086>lol>lmao>rofl>kekzozzle
>>574488943Name? FC? Rank?
>>574488943nothing will ever be worse than the global special cancer of 2 + mpu>but if theyexactly, IFthey never DID anything to fix it
>>574490613>nothing will ever be worse than the global special cancer of 2People seem to forget this when reminiscing. It was actual shit.
>>574490613>>574490904The meta peaked with Splat1 and I'm tired of pretending it didn't. 2 died with aggressive tumors and 3 is dying of severe radiation poisoning
>>574490613>nothing will ever be worse than the global special cancer of 2 + mpuadaptalso:see S3
Splatoon was never good, only woomies are.
>>574491006Squid Jump?
>>574490979>adapt>also:see S3adapt
GGs again.https://files.catbox.moe/4xx7cf.png
/ink/u daisuki
>>574490613I do not understand how anyone could prefer 2 over 3.I won't pretend 3 is perfect, but how could you possibly say that a meta that exclusively benefits shooters is better than a meta that opens the door for much more diverse weapon comps?2 actively discourages playing something fun in favor of Tenta Missile/Ink Armor spam, the latter of which makes half the classes in the game completely irrelevant.3's minimum requirement is a single Tacticooler weapon, that's it. You have SO much more freedom in what is good.
>>574491816The problem with 3 is the out of touch devs>Trizooka is overtuned and shattered the RPS meta of crab/cooler and bubbler>Blob went from a grug weapon to THE grug weapon>What's a nerf lol? Uhhh 10 more points to special I guess
>>574491623darnig
I don't remember much of S2 but I hate S3
>>574475774the main characters of /ink/... I kneel...
>>574492903Those were the protags of season 1/ink/ doesn't have a large enough pool for a season 2 pureasu andasutando
Yebby goes to Taco Bell
>>574493058>>574492903It's always pvp centric. The fishers never make the list.
>>574493363All yebbies are Midwest shits so they go to Carlos o Kelly's instead. Taco Bell is for weyys and their woomy gfs
salmon?
>>574493507Now? Yes.
>>574494469opening
>>574493507I can join too.
>>574493507I’ll join
>>574495014My bad man, I missed it. I'll join when you open back up
>>574484789I've been here since the very beginning, you just gotta make a name for yourself. For me it was drawfagging and then went on to be purposefully annoying in the thread lol
>>574493507Yea me 4, I can fshi.
sr full
>>574491419Dead link
Is raiders nintendo's fallout?
leak doko
>>574497265my woomy leaks a lot in anarchy battles
>>574497265switch 2 games don't leak
>>574497475clearly not what i meanti was asking for videos of that guy with the cartridge
>>574493409prolly cos sr is easy, I feel for u tho anon
>>574495204>and then went on to be purposefully annoying in the threadwhy would someone do this??
>>574498238attention
there once was a woomy from Nantucket
ggs clutch 1king
GGs
ggggggssssssss B?G
>>574498579I paid her 1000 G to piss in a bucket
>>574498867>>574498917>>574498943GGs Fisherwooms, great regicide!
>>574491419>>574496589There's someone wrong with catbox as usual. I'll reup there in a few days if I remember.https://n.uguu.se/erMTiwDz.png
>>574499060project doko?
>>574493461I’m glad you didn’t get the reference, Anon
>>574484789I dread to think how many people I made mad by being a shitty newfag in 2018. And I still fucking suck.I just wanna squid with other people sometimes.
>>574498238because I don't give a fuck about any of you and I like pushing your buttons.The people that I actually do care about I talk to privately.
>>574500856troon
>>574500098It's almost there. I'm aiming for this Wednesday if not then the week after. Also no PB next Saturday.
>>574500909incel
>>574500543We can squid if you want
i wish i had ac its too hot
>>574501668Can't squid right now, we squid anotha time. Thanks anon. I do always keep my eyes open for open room.
>>574501740I miss Splat1 woomiesThe vibes were unrealTake me back
Where did the soul go...?
>>574502783into Raiders?
private battle jelly time
>>574501740I recently got a new AC, and it's so cold I'm able to sleep under the covers.
>>574502347>>574502783They got rid of all the soulful stages and the soulful musicThey were questionable gameplay wise but were immaculate aesthetically>Arowana Mall>Camp Triggerfish>Kelp Dome>Blackbelly SkateparkSeriously what the fuck were they thinking
>>5745031613 music = 1 music > 2 music
>>574503394ur damp socks and candy coated rocks, bwo?
>>574503394I'd be inclined to agree but 2 gave us Blitz It (Ev&doe Chirpy Chips are a Splat1 band)Ink Theory and Wet Floor can go die
>>574503535one bad band doesn't make 3's entire catalog bad.>best chirpy chips offerings>best sashimori offerings>deep cut (especially big betrayal)>h2whoa>riot act>gold bazookas>octoplush>free association>liquid sunshine >rainbow color inkantation1 is great, don't get me wrong but 3 can absolutely stand beside it.
>>574503878i prefer No Quarters over Blitz It, honestly.
We never got anything like this againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tusZnuQkRwk
Which Splatoon 3 band should return for Splatoon 4?1 has Chirpy Chips, 2 has Sashimori, which band should be next to get the privilege of being more than a one hit wonder?
>>574504473H2Whoa
>>574504473Past won so it should be Chirpy Chips again
>>574504473h2whoa, i need more songs like aquasonic in my life
>>574504409we almost didhttps://youtu.be/busPkR6QIz8
>>574504409We got betterhttps://youtu.be/K9SBTImH2vo?si=DQJ9BUdHqACSs81W
>>574446065>Starts getting phone calls about property destruction>Gets phone calls about river turning green from fish blood>Gets a text showing Shivers cute ass >Callie walks in with a 10ft stack of paper work>All invoices & expensive reports from Deep Cut latest adventure Maire never gets less work only more headaches
>>574504870big betrayal is better
haha elitewouldve been 300 higher if my solo wipeouts ever did anything
>>574505207sex with ikagi woomy
>>574505207Fresh!
Raiders is lame, we should play Air Riders.
>>574506763>Hype instantly died two weeks into the game's lifespan
>>574506763i'd rather play mario kart
we're playing uno
>>574436753Kinky Frye
>>574507448I DONT HAVE UNO AND I HAVE THE OLDEST SQUIDBOX KNOWN TO CEPHKIND
who salmn
>>574509117ill play for a king
>>574509117Knock
>>574505207yayidk why this game feels so inconsistent to me but yayi probably need to just not worry too much about it... it's too easy for me to beat myself up
>>574509916Nice!
>>574509117sorry i take it back, i started to match colorful blocks together>>574509383
>>574510234Can I match color blocks badly?
>>574509916Just play series or open with /ink/. X isn't worth the soul crushing feeling.
>>574510921X gives you the badge of competency doe
ok let's settle this once and for allis the canon mechanic a boy or a girlhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQol29gd
>>574510989not for me, im playing tako this season cuz i wanted to see if i get better matcheshonestly, it feels like i do, though i might also just have gotten better to the point im no longer "too bad for x"i think i will delude myself to think the latter, i hope to one day be able to get the top3000 badge (which isnt that special but i need to be realistic)
>>574511106I voted boy just to piss the autogynephiles off
>>574511614don't do that, vote honestly.
>>574511106Girl, I think?
>>574511780>expecting honesty on /ink/dishonest
>>574511106It's a girl because NGMI has admitted if he had his way there would be no boysThere will NEVER be a canon male protagonist and will NEVER be a humanoid male idol, only goofy mascots like Big Man at most
>>574505642
>>574503394I cannot cosign this, 3's music is mostly awfulThe best reason to play splatfests is to avoid the tragic core playlist
>>574512259wow you're tasteless
yatta
People dislike Candy-Coated Rocks??? The only one I dislike is Tentacle to the Metal and that's only because it tends to be the one that plays every single time I get a flar
I like Riot Act because the piranha is a baddie.
>>574511801I must congyes that this kind of model is a guilty pleasure of mine. I know how grossly off-model they are and all, and I don't care.
>>574513529Pornography is killing you and your brain
i like clickbait and im not afraid to admit it
>>574514012Good woomlet.
>>574513529it's terminal
OK but what's the best lobby music THOUGH
>>574513529so you hate flat chest then
>>574514684Dubble Bath and it's not even closeSplat 3 axing Bob Dub was criminal
>>574514684i much appreciate the fact it's synced for everyone online, best one's Pour It On though
>>574514684pop n schlocks1nostlagiafags need not reply
>>574514728No.
>>574514684does the SO lobby music count? that's like the only good part of that dlc
>>574515989i wish it was possible to return the foyer to before you clear it. such a cool piece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0svuIg-Ej48
GGs i forgot my mouse isn't plugged in
>>574510325GGs S, thank you
Gonna play some Cult of the Lamb, gonna make a cult with every /ink/er here. Give me a cult name
>>574516687/ink/ult
>>574516687church of woomy
>>574516687Ceph ShiftOpen Teehee
Only four days until Raiders!?
>>574520875What's Callie scheming there?
>>574521087is this mechanic male or female bros
>>574521160She remembered she can preserve her eggs before she hits 30
>>574521618anon is so loli-pilled he has never seen adult woman boobs before
>>574525981to be that loli-pilled is a literal blessing
>never seen oppai lolihonestly based, oppai loli is trash
waow 4 days away waow
>4 days away How
I’m drunkhere is my top 5 hottest cephs in no specific orderkoldsneakysnakehotdogspanicbroysorry for namedropping idk how else to say who
I'm sober, and holy shit do I want to fuck Marina
>>574531060>idk how else to say whoCould always keep it in ol' the inside voice. That's usually a pretty good choice.
>hottest are we being serious now
are we usually serious?
>>574531214Based. She's canonically a huge sex icon too. Pearl brings up how much male attention she gets modeling at blackbelly skatepark during the news and one of the S3 artbooks states that Shiver is jealous of her. Wonder why
why so serious?
>>574531518Sovl...
>>574531214>draw an anime girl>call it a ceph
>>574531518I've seen couples like this IRLThe guy is usually a douchebag nobody trying to be gangsta even though his record is either nonexistent or just a DUIThe girl is ironically the problematic one, probably bipolar
Raiders is going to be my first Splatoon game. What I’m waiting for?
>>574532059Judgement
>>574532059A suspicious amount of otherwise innocuous things that make you hungry
>>574532059erp
>>574532181I can't wait for those where we throw raids together <3
It's not zrp if she canonically asking for it
>>574532181they got a whole island for it
>>574535907>Opium poppiesAlso why does he not have eyelids what the fuck
>>574536091he's just got a pair of them translucent eyelids the kids rave about nowadays
Woomy cut her flops short again.
Came inside a short flops woomy
>>574536521they're easy sluts tbdesu
>>574536521that was me ggs
short flops = big brains woomies
>>574535907Plant collecting?
This is the best hairstyle in raiders
>>574536521the woomiew dor mn't..
>>574541098Easy on the tacticooler
>>574541636BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
How much has this image affected Splatoon discourse?
>>574543334this is the first time i'm seeing this image so zeroalso>vertebrates
Where's my wife?
>>574544075Who do you think the mechanic is?
>>574544075forever condemned to be the worst miniboss in side order
>>574544113breeding stock for idols
>>574544113breeding stock for salmonids
Fisk?
>>574535907I genuinely don't get this oneAll the big man focused ones are so weird, feels like a cultural barrier I'm missing
>>574544515Okay
>>574544637He's just a chill dude who likes contemplation.
>>574545232Opening, geddin
The worst Splatoon game turns 9 in two days.
>>574545353Refresh
>>574544515I can join in a sec
>>574545515Fisy 2/4, (you) know the drill
>>574545635ill fish too
>>574545515>>574545741Opening
>>574545741>>574545515Opening
4/4
GGs R
GGs R, excellent golden kingslaying
>>574547341 GG good king kill
3/4 btw
>>574544637Nah you're just retarded
did Raiders leak yet? I wanna know what weapons didn't make it
Came back after a long while, but is it even possible to play anchor until you reach A rank or something?My understanding of the role is you're doing back-up from behind, like a hybrid of sniper and midfield that mostly does constant support fire. If you get kills good, otherwise what you're doing is constant distraction (so that someone else gets the kills), or pick off damaged enemies distracted by your frontliners.Ok.So, how are you supposed to survive, as a not very mobile unit with high reload times, until a level high enough where your team is actually doing those things?
>>574548294playing an anchor in trash ranks (sub-s+) boils down to just murdering everyone because nobody can touch youbeginner rank timmies literally don't know how to handle weapons with longer range than theirs
>>574548014the main roster is>Splattershot Jr.>Splattershot>Jet Squelcher>Blaster>Rapid Blaster Pro>Big Swig Roller>Dynamo Roller>Octobrush>Squiffer>E-Liter>Slosher (or Tri-Slosher?)>Explosher>Heavy Splatling>Mini Splatling>Splat Dualies>Glooga Dualies>Splat Brella>Tenta Brella>Tri-Stringer>Splatana Stamperthis is 20 main types.we have seen that splattershot and splattershot jr. both have six versions.if there are six versions of every weapon, that would be 120, which is the 100% number in the weapon collection menu of the hoard.
>>574548439That's what I was doing, but how do I deal with snipers? In any normal rank I'd have dualies/splatters on my team rushing them, but I'm a sitting duck or completely pressed when there's one because they won't kill it, and I'm dead if I push that far alone as a hydra/heavy.
>>574548667in other words>18 shooters>12 of everything else other than brushes, stringers, and splatanas which only have 6
>>574548667>no wiper:(
>>574548667We've only seen three brushes, three Stringers, and three Stampers, so they may be hiding more main weapons. Would like to see the Wiper return
GGs. HAIDARAAAAA!!
GGs fishers, nice kingsstill don't know if im going to get raiders, rip fishing
>>574550584>>574550503GGs gold fishas! See you in 4 days for that Raiders slammin'
>>574547716if i don't hear a solo goblin song i will get into the nintendo shareholder meetings
>>574551026Why is this yeb so noodly?
We had Squid Surge and Squid Roll. What new acrobatics are we getting for Raiders?
>>574541098Somehow I posted on /ink/ while asleep. That's a new one
>>574551391Doggy style
>>574551391The Pelvic Woomy
>realizing we won't get high quality rips of the Raiders OST until either Nintendo adds it to their service (at least one year from now) or NS2 gets hacked (anywhere between tomorrow and half a decade from now):(
>>574551391veemo pussy attack
All these [woomy!] make a circle.
>>574549332Those are literally the exact same brushes but with different wheels glued on....
>>574544075She realised that the NSS is full of nut jobs and decided to go back home.. that or she's salty Captain Three was made Captain
>>574562985Living with Callie and Marie really benefitted her, huh?
>>574562985Too human.
I want someone to raid my woomy's womb
>>574565059I'll do it
Bought it digitally, will it be up at midnight for me (eurobro) or like in the afternoon?
>>574565814midnight your time
>>574567410Nice thanks I couldn't find a proper answer online
>>574568020how
>>574568135she's an eel, didn't you know, this was confirmed a while back
Anyone wanna do a short open or short salmon?
>>574568358i want fsh
>>574568413Opening
fishin' 2/4
I will not be black in Raiders
>brellas are good against shooters>ink armor is good against everything that's not a shooterwhen are we getting a brella with built in ink armor instead of traditional canopy
ggss fshh
Nice king, ggs!
I can't wait to see everyone's mechanics on launch night.
Fishfuckers won
>>574571002Maybe a nice tan.>>574572737Yeah everyone has to take a picture and post their Mechanic after they finish the character creation screen.
>>574572942>Maybe a nice tan.I will be the whitest veemo
cephs cannot tan unless they show us a canonically tanned ceph that isn't concept art
>>574572842this but yeb
Cod damnit I'm addicted to Panel De Pon now. Wtf!
>>574574098
they killed cuttlefish because he was openly racistyou could get away with it in 2015 but not in 2022he was too based for this world
>>574576203He's not dead he can fly now
>>574576126I MUST.... COLOR MATCH INK BLOCKS AAAAAAHHH
erm, this is a puyopuyo general
ummm we play tetris here
Actually we have sex here
>>574578050yeah, with salmonids
>>574578050What??? Since when?? Fuck
>>574578050oh.....
>>574578186Anon, the problem is that your woomy has caused the downfall of many waves. It's too much of a problem for the other woomies. Please fuck fish in your own time.
>>574579019Fucking fish so much grizz demote my woomy as fish bait!
fishfucking memes were funnier when they weren't overused and came with expensive commissioned art
>>574531214Sex with war criminals
>>574581579Issue is they're not jokes anymore poeople are kinkpostints
Pearl And Marina Go To Crust Bucket
Anyone want to fish. I got the heli all nice and clean.
>>574581579>>574581780Any community that gets its laughs pretending to be retarded something something unironic furfag infestation
>>574582892Fishfucking is based though
>>574581579memes?
>>574583540>>574583540>>574583540
>>574583567kill yourself tourist.
>>574583119See what I mean?
Fuck, Splatoon Raiders are gonna bring in noobs to /ink/.
>>574584156too late, i'm here already
Wait for the real one.
>>574584216Cute newbie woomy
>>574583991Judging by the image, he's actually a regular poster. Those two beebs are /ink/ players.
>>574583567good OP image but you're way too early.
>>574583567>rushing early thread for cumbrain OPcertified cringe
Woomy
Are we gonna get multiple endings?
>>574584914vandalization true to 3-7
>>574584693more likely to be just coincidence.
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