Previous: >>574334968Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders in 4 days, releases 7/23. Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQYR--Ic7Qc• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
finally proper bread
Thank you baker.
based
Woomy! this final game, goddamn
>>574588609
No fatties allowed beyond this point.
Better thread thank you
Urp... ohhhh I eated too many seanwiches...Well, what's one more?
>>574588735That happens with every new release though. I refuse to play on anything lower than survivalist so I'm going to stick to just playing alone or with friends until /ink/ calms down.
It's getting intense!
>>574588925Fat Veemo is on a collision course with the Spirhalite Islands
what difficultly do you plan to play raiders?asking for scientific purposes
>>574589323Extra hard with my fingers glued
>>574589323The highest one. EVP is clockwork but I'm going to have an aneurysm if journalists (re: troons, casuals and Le girly girlgamerz) start whining about itJust thinking about made up scenarios like that pisses me off already which is probably telling enough that I'm fucking retarded enough to do the grind for EVP 999
>>574589323Raider, unless it's too easy so I'll bump it up to survivalist.
>>574589528youre not mad because youre a retard (but you are thoughbeit)youre mad because youre not gatekeeping the game hard enoughits unironically your fault the plaza is full of kiddieslop so be the change you wish to see in the world o algo
>>574589323survivalist until i get humbled
Alright ggs fishing room! Freelance sure is something
Short open?
>>574590250GGs L, Thanks foe joining and sticking for 2king!>>574590415Yes give me a min
Open 2/4
>>574590743comm
>>574591545 me teehee
>>574589323Survivalist I want to feel challenged and feel overwhelmed by the salmonids>>574588948This, I'll do my first playtorught with a friend and only play with ink afterwards, hopefully there's enough postgame shit like that rumored infinite dungeon
Pit of 100 Trials
My rule is solo first, then ink. I don't have any friends who would want to play raiders irl
>>574592398Would be really cool, with a superboss at the the bottom like Salty Agent 4
>>574591646I guess no boy cephs then.
>>574589323Anyone not playing on the hardest difficulty can't participate in these threads.
>>574592623They can they're cute i want to molest them and make fun of them
>>574591545GreatTusks.
>>574591545BallinBooyahboyBrostarBroyNonoctoroMikkelSpadesTofu
>>574593316He said ONE that's EIGHT you illiterate chud
GGs B
Here hopping we get swimwear option for raiders as a funny alternative
>>574593460GGs P! Thanks for hosting
>>574592831Thanks.>>574593316Too many.
>argies lose>raiders releases thursdaythis week could not get any better.
>>574594494Good woomy
>>5745944943rd kits using raiders models.
>>574593316>N***ctoroCringeworthy.
>>574593316>Tofu>boy cephwat
Remember when you had shitty bootleg mobile clones of splatoon like Sepia Go way back when? This is her now, feel old yet?
>slop
>brimstone plaque scraped off the playstore's darkest dankest diarrhetic congolese coalmines
A salmon at rotation, anyone?
>>574602927Okay.
where are the inker ceph draws in the style of raiders
>>574602927Ight
>>574602927Oh yeah
>>5746029274/4
>>574603298>flophysics IMAGINE
woomybut even gooderer
ggs 1kingers
GGs, good kill.
Gegs a & gFatty go boom
GG's G A!SR 2/4, going for one more king. (You) me if you want in.
>>574606645knock
This player viewer executable is eerily profoundly, like there's thousands more in-between and non-battling anims you could shot your ceph in for them sick fresh pics. I'm gonna be balls deep in it, holy shit. >>574372790Oh thanks, you didn't have to!
>>574607420Opening
i'm kind of worried raiders won't meet my unrealistic expectations
>>574608137What are your unrealistic expectations?
>>574608137It has cute woomies and veemos in it. My needs are met.
>>574608137For me it's the opposite. I don't have high hopes for it so if it does meet those expectations I'll have felt like I wasted my time.
pretty sure you'll enjoy what they give youthen reach the end and still be hungry
>>574608221>character development of any kind, family history, friendship, romance e.t.c>a unique story that isn't side order tier>solo songs for all idols>meaty postgame even if not infinite>being part of its own series and not just a one off, with deep cut always being the main characters>patch for frye's boobs so they're as big as her normal outfit, because i don't want people drawing her flat>all idols' showstoppers being equally balanced>unique dialogue between deep cut similar to the octo expansion chat rooms, rather than them just talking to you>a bunch of new deep cut songs and not just fsh music, yes i know we heard that anarchy rainbow remix, but i want new ones too>recurring events for co-op>atleast a 85 on metacritic so people can take this franchise seriously for once and i don't have to wait 10 minutes to find a match in x battles come splatoon 4
>>5746090973 didn't give us a new ranked mode so yes I'm still hungry.
>>574609102>expecting any substantial story>from splatoon of all franchiseslollmao even
>>574609340it's a game focused on the story mode opposed to all other splatoon games, so yes i'm expecting a more substantial story compared to what we've gotten in the past.
>>574609102>romance
anyone wanna play some open?
>>574609475on my way
open 2/4
>>574609780Joining
GG's Salmonators!
do we even know if raiders is going to get post launch updates
>>574610035GGS! Great kill!
>>574610086….do you people play anything besides live service games?
open 3/4
>>574610302knock
>>574609434>it's a game focused on the story modeYou think? We've seen a lot more focus on the gameplay in what's been shown. The story is just garnish.If you're going in expecting a deep, fleshed-out narrative, you're just choosing to delude yourself.
>>574609102Why would you want more people in this franchise. It'll be tourist hell
>>574610035>>574610181>>574606586GGGGs eggs
:D
>>574611431The way you all can read the room is fascinating.
>>574611431Three girl friends and the token gay guy
>>574611431:D :D :^ :D
>>574610295You.. do realise post launch updates aren't exclusive to live service shit, right? If not then I have to inform you that you need to be 18+ to post here.
>>574610086I hope notI hope Raiders is a finished game on release, save for maybe some DLC
>>574610295>>574612083>using ellipses in conversations
>>574612462>speaking entirely monotonously
>>574611704My wey can have fruits, as a treat
>>574612462>>574612617<talking in green
GGs open
GGs openers
ggs umbrellas
GGs Openbrellas, that was stupid fun lol
>>574613571What is their conversation?
>>574614298"woomy""woomy?""woomy..."
>>574613571Why are you two so damn cute
>>574614464woomy
>>574614298>i mean Im already wearing the bracelet for fun. if i make an OceanFans i could be making money with pics
the last 6 posts are all the same person
>>574616019ggs that was me
>>574616019GGs that was me.
>>574616019All me.
Open?
>>574616019ah shit, ya caught meall me, ggs
>>574616693yeah I can play
woomy caught my eye
>>574617939Good woomy.
>>574616693I'm down
>>574616693Knock?
>>574618178>>574618126>>574617742Oops something came up. Gomen
>>574617939nice
decided to go digital for Raiders, don't feel like waiting for the mall to open
>>574619081Mallie and Carie
>>574618336Full?
>>574619752Room didn't open
>>574617939>popular woomy gets more art and becomes more popularI'm dying of thirst bros
>>574620165Just draw your own woomy, sad and despondent. That's what I do.
>>574620165have you considered posting wommy
I should draw SH's woomy for the 4th time.
>>574620593I should draw SH woomy with nothing but a mask on
>>574620791Please actually do this.
>>574620593>>574620791
>>574620165just b urceph
nobody knows I draw everyone's cephs lactating
ahhhh... woomy butts....
>>574621167Unfathomably based.
>>574620983
>>574621167may i see it?
>>574621618no_
>>574621604ika tako hybrid........
>>574621848:(
Interesting how the thread with big boobs got ignored
>>574622438because it was posted early.
>>574622438This general is actually pretty good at respecting new thread rules.
3 days till Raiders
>>574622438flat is justice
>>574601562suddenly reminded I haven't had a hug in at least a decade. I want to hug marie
I should be excited for Raiders this week but we have a couple big projects due at work this week so I'm a bit antsy. At least they're both before I get Raiders on thursday though.
>>574612462>anon who gets angry at punctuationYou're a dying breed, its been so long since I've seen one of you! Like seeing a unicorn...
>>574622927
Hug your hags
>>574623130Let the projects occupy your focus and time til Raiders will fly by.
>>574621167can you draw my woomy drinking the breast ink of my gf woomy
>>574623798
>>574624117One squillion dollars
>>574621167My headcanon is that my veemo is partially sanitized (damn you Side Order for not giving us that customization option) so I'm not sure she can do that
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>574624356splatoon if it was good
>>574624402what's your paypearl
>No trf>No obn>No fsh>No raidersBwos I'm not gonna make it...
>>574609340the worst part about it is that the story will be at the same time not enough to please lorefags and too much to please open canon guysit'll explain too much, do nothing with it, and furiously wank off the idols in their last big outing before replacement
Raiders in 3 days!
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>574629726With the exception of the after alterna files, all the lore and backstory about the game is like two or three crumbs of info, another about something unrelated what you're doing but somehow relevant to the next game like yoko accidently lost her panties and is now working at hotlantis and harmony had a seizure but was faking it and is now the main antagonist because she hated being a waggie, and a bunch of slice of life stuff no one asked for. Its all surface level that never goes past the kiddie pool.
I got a cut on my thumb trying to open cheesecake mousse from walmart and now I can't play raiders without it hurting.
Semen demon
I can't take screenshot but there's a new artwork on today to start the countdown
>>574634601Cute 'tute
who else will play raiders while listening to kpop
>>574635917You're not funny.
>play raidersyou can't fool me, viral marketers
>>574635917kpopslop
Raiders is going to be so much fun I can't wait
raiders will be no fun I want them to put it back in the oven
>>574636183so weird that you hate idol music...
>>574637648No, just k*reans.
3
>>574631347How did you do that anonion
>>574637648nta but idol music has always been the weakest part of splat's soundtracknot to the extent that substituting it for kpop is an improvement tho
>>574638405This fucker is so hot, look at his pose and expression, impressive energy
The worst Splatoon game turns 9 tomorrow.The best Splatoon game releases in just three days.
>>574639262>game with ink armor>worst???
>>5746392622 was the best splatoon game up until the last few updates when it was deliberately ruined to make way for the next one3 was fucked from the start, and only got worse with timewith the relatively recent addition of stupid shit like aura and healthbars to 3 i'd argue that 2 has definitively reclaimed its title of the second worst splatoon game
>>574639548>game worse now than 4 crab meta and when sloshmo hit through walls
>>574639548Aura/flow is good and represents the ultimate bell curve of the modern meta.
GGs L
>>574639548>deliberately ruinedit started being bad the minute 4.0 released, which was close to a whole year before the final update, cope harder
>>574639325>cancer special that makes non shooter classes completely irrelevant it is a central point in why 2 sucks ass so hard2fags want you to forget when this shit had iframes after breaking it
>>574640020If your weapon can't function without relying on cheap one-shots, it deserves to be irrelevant.
The whole thing with carrying over missiles only to nuke them, and then cut splashdown from kits only to bring it back, along with all the minuscule "wait-and-see" patch notes, and deplorable maps (with wider betas too), who wouldn't be annoyed?
>>574640151And then they wake up covered in mosquito bites and one squillion unnamed mosquito borne tropical diseases they'll bring back to the mainland
>>574640358splashdown was so shitty they had to try to make it better and it's still awful
>>574640263disingenuous argumentsloshers and brellas are incapable of oneshots (except tent) and get completely kneecapped by armoranything that isn't a shooter or dualie is not worth the time investment to be good with because a worse player will always beat you with armor
>>574640542yet brellas and sloshers were meta at the end, very interesting
>>574640796and now you're just talking out of your ass, quad shooter was the endgame meta
>>574640542Sloshers and brellas can just disengage for a bit. What ink armor did was allow for the untouchable backliners to be approached for brief moments. I would kill for that in Splatoon 3.
the real meta was the friends we made along the way
>>574640969it was a cheap handicap that further discouraged aggressive gameplay and encouraged passive special spam faggotry
>>574640975Why did they ink all over John?
>>574640020fun part is that the i-frames made shooters just as bad against the armor as most of the rest of the weaponsthe weapons that actually suffered the most are the slow non-oneshot weapons like buckets, most oneshots got their share when they introduced overflow damage and knockback, or already had a cheap way to easily chip it off without putting themselves in the way of fire like blastersyou had to play defensively the moment armor went up, yes, but outside of funny combos like armored inkjet, you could deal with it fairly easily if you had the resources for ityes, dealing with it still kinda suckedno, i would rather deal with an armor stack team than anything tacticooler-related, cooler genuinely has no counterplay and completely breaks the risk-reward system
>>574641519i'm sorry that you think that way
>>574641057>cheap shit that discourages aggression and encourages passive special spam faggotryLike any match in Splat 3 with a backline in their Nogami-mandated perch with no flanks to approach, where the only hope to is farm specials to displace them?Ink armor was 10x more engaging than what we have now.
>>574641597i'm sorry that you think that way
>>574640969>untouchable backlinersninja squid + bombs bro? have you tried not trying to blindly engage someone who outranges you or are you that deadset on doing https://litter.catbox.moe/53q7h9ja2ae71m4h.PNG
>>574641057armor did not encourage passive special spam, because most powerplay specials got just as cucked by the armor as the mains. armor encouraged defensive play. defense is at the very core of splatoon, it is the thing that sets it apart from all other shooters- you have strong defensive options, as long as you have enough control. s2 only devolved into special spam because of no cooldown missiles. 3 did its damndest to kneecap defensive play and forcing hyper-aggression, and that, surprise, encourages special spam because aggro meta demands bullshit over stability and s3's top specials are the definition of bullshit.
>>574641805Me and who
>>574641805ninja only really works against backliners on jet squelcher and rbpd, the rest still can't do shit on most maps because big wide open mids with sightlines for days make big guns too powerful
>>574642062your forgepro bwo?
look at me i'm /ink/ i love scorch gorge SZ
>>574642104Too busy clashing dicks with .52 gal to matterWhy are you engaging backliners with a 2liner weapon anyways?
>>574642104you could get away with anti-backlining with 3-liners in 2, but not really in 3, you need the big range simply because they can afford to stay so far back. good maps force backliners forward beyond what they should be comfortable with, but 3's maps do nothing to facilitate that.
>>574642283bullying chargeniggers until they DC with a weapon they think can't reach them is fun
>>574641805Right, how could I forget, E-liter is outranged by bombs. No way they could immediately one-tap you for daring to exist in the same realm as them.
>>574642412You could say that but any weapon with booyahbomb filters backliners.
>>574642062jet squelcher and borderline personality disorder?okay
>>574642516>what is flanking
>>574642612then you could say aerospray rg instead of forge but we all know it's uselessusing a special, especially an expensive special on a turflet main, to mildly inconvenience a backliner is not a good trade most of the time, unless you really need just a couple seconds of opening for a push
>>574642719They forgot to add flanks to 90% of the stages in 3. Please understand.
>>574642719>what is flanking>on tetris maps
>>574642743Inconveniencing is good doeEvery second an Eliter spends repositioning is a second not spent defending the objective and raping your woomy's every orificeThis is wooming 101
>>574640151Frye and Shiver are really hot in this oneBut cute comic still
>>574642843>>574642839sounds like a skissuewhen you are -400 points in rank debt you have nothing to lose so you're forced to devise the most batshit strategies to win (and it works)that is the jigoku that purifies predictable shitters and turns them into competent players who can adapt under pressure instead of folding and blaming it on nogami or teammates or bad map design
Should I watch Alice play it or itouina play it? I can't decide
>>574643065it is goodis it worth an entire special bar though?bullying chargers around should be possible in neutral with enough control, but maps have to be designed for thata good example is arowana- it is not a good map overall by any means, but very well designed to push backlines closer to the actiontake the left perch- they can stay on the grate, safely away from opposing enemies but also with no good sightline on the mid, only on the entrances to it- valuable but limitedor they can push forward to the perch itself, then they can see the mid and can threaten the opposing sniper perch too, but are now liable to getting hit even by 2-linersthe 2-liners will have to reach for it, so the sniper's teammates can prevent them from bullying their charger, but if they are in control, there is genuine neutral counterplay to a chargermost s3 maps don't have anything like that, only legacy maps like humpback and sturgeon do, and notably flounder which is not really legacy since it's baisically an all new map but it inherited the original's charger unfriendliness
>>574643357>durrr competence is a choice durr TOCIY TOCIY duuurrrrrr just win bro durrrrrryou try saying that when there's a veemo on your team trying to figure out which end of the gun the ink comes fromforced losses ARE real and its never my fault if we lose the lead in overtime because i'm the only one ever doing anything
annoying monday morning spam.
>>574640151Frye ;.;
>>574643893fuck yourself Garfield
I think splatoon 3 is fun
>>574643357>-400 points in rank debtyou are playing against trash, your "experience" on the matter can be entirely discarded and disreagarded
>>574644075i'm sorry that you think that way
>>574644085Yeah well I think you're reagarded
>>574643357>rank debtOkay, so you don't play in relevant queues.If you can swim up and throw bombs at chargers, then godspeed in whatever kiddie pool MMR you play in.
(you) are not immune to rage queuing
Rank debt? Never happened to me.
>>574643893>people are actually talking about the game for once>spamsorry for disrupting your schedule, we'll go back to actually important things like idolposting and fishfucking soon enough
>>574644345What is that woomy babbling about
>>574639798gg
>>574644363anyone else rubbing their nipples and queuing for open while listening to k-pop?
Next game should remove chargers altogethers. Bows are better
>>574644051
>>574644757you'll eat your words once you realise that tringer is just a higher skill charger with extra tools in its toolkitif it becomes the only option, people will skip over the fact that high skill requirement means lower consistency than trad chargers and get really fucking good with itonce they do, you'll complain about them too
>>574644935My woomy laugh at every Garfield comics and wear a Garfield pajama to bed
>the best comic page yet>people ignoring it:(
>>574645308It's really cute and nice characterization of frye but it's retarded because they can go back whenever they want >Big man can swim>They can use master mega>They can use the eels>Just have the mechanic build a boat
>>574645308I'm waiting for the funny edits and boy/girl discourse but it's y*rohours right now
>>574642843glad someone said it, even in games I win the enemy sniper always has around 14/2 kd. I've even noticed in pb's and opens whenever there's a god sniper everyone just tries to play around them instead of trying to engage
>>574646326>14/2why did you let them get away with it
>be in an irritable mood>play splatoon
>>574646835You think anyone plays splatoon looking to relax? It's the game you can only play during a manic high
>>574646326>play around themthat is normally how you counter a backline yes
what retards don't understand is adding flanks doesn't magically solve everything related to backliners
they should remove backlines desu
Do we know if spats are in raiders yet? I cant play my best without an erection caused by their massive ass'
>>574650378legwear is dependent on your outfit
>>574646326no, you're supposed to mostly play around the backline rather than engage it either way, but old maps let you do that and remain effective, while on s3 maps you just get pinned down unable to do much of anything, so you try to engage them and get fucked
>>574649647Tell the class how you would fix it then
>>574650501low power babble
>>574650546more cover = more blocked sight linesflanks certainly help but they aren't the instant solution everyone memes them up to beadding a flank to scorch does not suddenly make that map good, the main problem is the very open sight lines and lack of cover
>>574642843this meme has been dead since Sizzle Season 2024 sweetie, try to keep up.
>>574640151Stupid, sexy Shiver.
>>574653414Shiver would beat your ass if she saw this off model version of her
>>574653576
Utsuho-chan...
One thing I'm curious about, the host picks the idol in co-op, so does that mean the entire team gets bond points with that idol?
>>574656195Everyone picks their own idol.
>>574656280incorrectonly the host has control of the exploration bot
can your really call it a good single-player campaign without differently colored octarians?you can't. not my splatoon.
>>574656921salmonids are for all intents and purposes differently coloured octariansnot in looks, but in function
>>574657019Yes but Octarians can shoot ink and mimic pvp gameplayRaiders being singleplayer is a convenient reason to omit that on top of the Squidbeak arc being over
>>574657019they behave completely differently?
>>574657019Fish cant go squid form
>>574656195Everyone picks Shiver.
>>574656686everyone picks their own idol which most importantly is their showstopper, who cares about the fucking bot.
don't forget to smooch the exploration bot before and after every raid
>>574658163not really.
>>574658163meh im picking frye
>>574653576This is true because her tits should be BIGGER.>>574654112Faster
>>574656921Surely there will be sexy pirate takos SURELY
>>574660309>inb4 octavio is going to be the villain forever but its all circumstance and its just friendly competition like mario and bowser in a sports game
What does a squids O face look like?
>>574641805>404
>>574640151Is there an archive or something for these comics? I missed them.
Speaking of 2 oh yeah, /ink/ research lab, historians department, I summon thee.What was /ink/ for the longevity of 2? I figure that's the birth of octism and some of shitposting or funposting culture we see around to this day. I wanted to ask because it seemed like a very cringeful (that's a compliment), fun era. I'm a 1 oldhead only, wasn't around for 2.
>>574662675yeah, in the nintendo today app :)
>>574663427Are you able to go back and look at the old ones? I dont see any option for that
>>574663480scroll down to "view all"
god fucking dammiti wanna see more gadgetsi wanna see more weapon effectsi wanna see more relic effectsBREAK THE STREET DATE OR THE NDA, SOMEBODY
>>574667265you've already seen most of the gadgets, six per styleyou get twenty baisic weapons with one of six generic effects represented by what kind of trash is tied to it, they are likely all boring shit like extra efficiency or extra damagerelic effects are gonna be minor, just like woomies (good)just wait a couple days
>>574667265Are you underage?
>>574667581Stop grooming
>>574662675ive been archiving them, ill put up an archive for the full thing when its done (idk for how long tho, don't want to get in trouble) but heres the current pages 1 thru 28 https://ikg.sh/Deep_Cuts_Island_Misadventures_1to28.cbt
>>574667793Did you know school is just a grooming camp?
>>574669160i wish i went to school
>>574667527>you've already seen most of the gadgets, six per stylewe've only seen five per style, not six>they are likely all boring shit like extra efficiency or extra damagewe know more unique shit like this exists on weapons>relic effects are gonna be minorin a different video we see a double jump as an effect>just like woomies (good)off yourself pedo
>>574667527>minor, just like woomies (good)anon, your woomy... she grew up......
>>574671219I can always get a new one
This will be in Raiders
>>574639705>sloshmoI can't believe this guy is still forcing this after all these years.
>>574671852Only the idols are allowed to wear suspiciously lewd clothingThe players will only get to have nerfed variants...
Wommy has a receding hairline already...
>>574671916there are so many forced memes in this general and this is the one you're surprised about?
>mochine
My wife Marina ida is so talented she's singing for everyone.... https://youtu.be/ueeOIkBL2Pk
>comics take place in the one month before the game begins >mechanic's hair still hasn't become overgrown and there's 2 days left
>>574672428fucked up they got alice but couldn't pay for a japanese font so their logo is in noto sans, the default android fontit's so cringe
>>574673035what's fucked up is the lack of explanation for the outfit changes, they could've dedicated a couple days to explain the matching scar on frye and shiver, some of the costume choices and what-not but no we got to have big man picked up by birds and crates stacked on frye's head
>>574674432Nigga did I just catch you expecting shit?
do you believe in hope, /ink/?
Skewer_Jump
>>574675384No one cares that an aircraft got lost in the middle of the ocean apparently.
>>574675683it crash landed in the sand.
>>574675384nah, splatopia will be better off without the three fools and everyone knows ityou know what's better than being able to skip the idol news? not getting any in the first place
>>574676051>splatopia?
>>574676051>splatopiait's the splatlands kill yourself secondary
>>574676113ah fuck, splatsville or whateverthey got skyscrapers how the hell it's still "ville"
>>574676113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Rh3PbnAdw
>>574676051They should make the news unskippable again for you specifically
>>574676113>he doesn't splatopia>splatopolis>isle splatino>lysplat system>mosssplat city>splatrule castle>big splat>splat trial
Come on anon, one more side order run before raiders..
>>574677795seriously though why did they give her outfit hooks near the nipples
splatoon: let's woomy together!
Lord of the Flies is a /ink/er Raiders lobby
>>574679326I'll be the lord.
>>574679814Do woomies get lice?
>>574675384I hope that Raiders is good and that I can bond with Shiver
>>574675384YesAlso I believe we’re going to drive away the locals and turn this place into Splatoon 4’s plaza.
raiders leaks doko?
Nothing will ever be more soulful than Captain 3 giving you a Booyah! after finishing RoTM.
>>574683437I finished Raiders....no spoilers but you'll be surprised.
>>574646326and this is why you should be thanking the lord that splatoon raiders and probably 4 arent gonna have mouse controls
>>574685103mouse controls don't really benefit snipers desulowkey, big chargers are some of the few stickfag-friendly weapons, you'll struggle if things go wrong and you're forced into close combat but if it all goes as planned you don't really need even the speed and precision of gyro, nevermind mouse, to do well with oneshot snipersbaisic shooters, especially short-ranged ones, will reap the most benefit from the mouse, although less than you expect
>>574685531that's cap unc. snipers having access to even more precision would be hell.
we're getting a developers interview for raiders according to nintendo today
>>574685774an optimal sniper is one that hits every shot. you should already assume that every time you put yourself in a sniper sightline without them being pressured you will get shot, ergo, your counterplay will not change even if you let them use a 100% perfect aimbot that does hit every shot it intends to hit. and no, perfect aimbot on a charger will not make it win every match either, and if you put another one on your team to keep them in check then you will even get to play the game relatively normally.
Inked Marina's Splatzone
>>574657019are you retarded
>>574686721>sniper
>>574688938yes. the two big chargers are snipers. tringer too, kinda sorta. lesser chargers and snipewriter (despite the name) are not snipers.
>snipers
>>574688159I almost made this mistake
>>574689253wife
>>574689554you could get away with just calling them chargers when the only one that wasn't one was kinda trash, but nowadays the class has so many subclasses that the distinction is needed. >but bamboo99.9 boozler is a sniper, especially in 1 where the ranges were inflated. and nobody runs non-99.9 bamboo in games where they can run 99.9.
>sniper
>>574690343Nigger you know what he means.
no charger is a "sniper""charge" is in the fucking name
but splatlings charge up too...
>>574690562and swords and bows
>>574690343>sniper- a marksman trained to engage targets from a concealed position, usually at range beyond target's detection or retaliation capabilitiesshortening sniper rifle (or in our case, sniper charger) is also an acceptable usage of the word
Okay then can we use "darts" or is that a n-word around here still?
>>574691239it's marker here
>>574691239It's "waste of ink" here.
>>574691239I never liked saying dart. Marker sounds better because it's an actual marker that marks you.
>>574691425it's good on every weapon it's on except pro, and outright optimal for three of them (jet, rbpd and blobdeco would rather have it than burst, though jet can do both for different playstyles)
woomy
veemo
>>/aco/9254694
Line marker should be a main weapon. Make it ink heavy like the grizz sloshmochine where it only gets 4 shots before it needs to fill up again. And also buff the damage so you can two tap.
>>574691927without the bounce, that's just snipewriter
>>574691839based
>>574691839Three arrows to crosslink.
>>574691839i miss when coomy fucked fish
Nobody to lewd my woomy....
>>574693254You can draw. You can learn how to be better at it.
Soon..............
>>574693254If you're really good at Raiders then maybe someone will do it if you help them in co-op.
>>574692701Combination of me being satisfied with my current slom stuff and running out of ideas for that mostly..If I can find someone to collab with me for slom again I definitely have more ideas for that tho
>>574694290Only Big man?
>>574694872yeahto go with the Big Man amiibo that I already have
>tfw broke and don't want to publically out my woomy as a salmon fucker
>>574695571surely you're a grown ass adult with a open line of credit
Oh no dont draw or commission my woomy getting fucked silly by a faceless fat balding old man i would hate that im srs >:(
>tfw have money and don't spend it on fishfucker porn because it's gross
my woomy only has sex with her lil' buddy
>>574695571why would anyone care what your woomy does
>tfw have money but don't spend it on fishfucker porn but still like fish anyway
I don't understand fishfuckeryI just want to see woomy raising shirt to show she's nopan
>>574696403unbirth
Would anyone care to see my male ceph?
>>574695571I'd do it but lot of my irls and friends know my woomy and her lore and I don't want them to find out I fantasize about her getting fucked by the deepsea metro creatures and molested by clueless jellyfishes
>>574696639Yebweyys are good too.
>>574696516Be my bf...
how the fuck hasn't someone already leaked footage yet
I drew a fishfucking commission once but I don't keep my nsfw comm art so only my client has it now.
>>574697379Because the game hasn't shipped to south america
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>>574697379It's so bad everyone that played it died
>>574697379Why do you want to be spoiled? Not good enough at games to see the whole thing yourself?
salmon at the hour?
>>574697783>La Fin Absolue du Monde but with woomies
>>574697914No!
>>574697870i just want something confirmed, i don't want it completely spoiled
>>574697870nta but I just wanna see the weapons
>>574697778
>>574698043You'll see them in game
takozonesu lap pillow ........
>>574695765>this mad about someone not comming porn
Splatoon Rapers back up on Walmart for $10 physical discount
I can't wait to see all thr /ink/ mechanics
>>574696516Prove you're a fishfucker with posting hot Cohock or your other fave salmonid porn!
>>574700587https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24939395/
>>574698124>BlobNot any better
salmon?
Splaticopita
>>574701430Blobfags are significantly less obnoxious than literniggers
>joey
>>574703239What a fag!
>>574701623I could go for a king but I'm very rusty.
>>574703371
i sent a blank post...>>574703371thats okroom is open
>>574703543you're not cool joey.
>>574703543you're cool joey.
ggggssssssss B
>>574707328GGGGGGGGGGGs silent woomer, I missed playing SR so thanks for putitng up with my clumsy ass.Take care!
One day I will wake up to woomies looking at me like that
>>574707767
>>574707681>2024
Would anyone be interested in some Salmon Run at rotation?
>>574709697I can drop in for a king
>>574709697im at work
>>574709697I could
>>574709697ok
>>5747096974/4
Big Run announced for Mako Mart.https://x.com/teamshiguma/status/2079315726738042889/video/1
should i preorder raiders for the splatoon towel
>>574713468Yes. What store has this towel?
should i preorder raiders for the splatoon trowel
>>574713457I’ll play for a bit
>>574713468You always need a towel
>>574713029animal abuse
>>574714120opening
>>574714508Knock
GG's Salmonators, clean fishing!
>>574714619GGs rota really liked high tide this time
>>574714618opening
*beep beep*
open 4/4
>>574714619>>574714728GGs, that last Mudmouth wave was smooth.
>>574713569um the german Nintendo store site
>fish is done>open is full Damn, I'll host an open or solm if anyone wants
>>574715693name?
>>574715837Whatcha want
>>574716005;)
>>574715693i can slom
fish 2/4!
Reviews for Raiders will probably drop tomorrow. Just a heads up for those trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible.
>>574716363Predictions on the general score? I'm guessing 7/10
>>574715205Can we lower the MMR a bit? I'm bad after almost a month of not playing.I'm mean I'm just bad, you know.
>>574716578high 70s low 80s, splatoon always reviews in that range
>>574716738Lol
>>574716363nah, it'd be wednesday
>>574717203tomorrow or wednesday, yes
>>574716286GGs CL! Thanks for joining! Great king even with the DC lol
i sure do love laggy dynamos
Can somewoomy run cooler?
lagging fucking dynamo
>>574717789ill swap after this game but i play like a retard so don't expect many
Damn I missed all the rooms.
>obligatory 1 in 10 FWAR match >+74.5 pointsdoesn't math
>>574718435I can host if ya like, be warned I am suffering from symptoms of heat stroke
>>574718572because TOCIY
I love gooler meta :DIf you can't beat them, rape them up the butt
>>574718649I can play open
>>574718860opening
open 2 3/4
>>57471857270 is not special depending on how low you were and how late you are in the rotation
can we get an /ink/ vs /ink/ open game
>>574719868yeah it's called a PB
Punkbuster?
>>574720084no theres like 13 ranked points on the line its serious
Are you gettin that cart or gettin the preload
paint me like one of your french wooms
ggs open
Ok geegies open I love you goodbye.
GGs Snake Open
GGs Open 2! Thank you for joining, pt!
BGs (I wasn't in either)
ggs open, good job winning some matches despite my garbage shit ass
>a tale of two /ink/ers
>>574721965Both are good woomies.
>>574721764Some? Squigga we won most of our matches, the last one by KO
>>574721764that yeb looks comically short
>>574640413They have no blood they are made of ink mosquito's mean nothing to a ceph.
My yebby has mystic eyes of depth perception.
>>574722926My yebby has aspergers...
>>574722092a woomy that plays good is gooder>>574722282yeah I guess, I felt so bad about my playing that some of those wins didn't even register mentally
>>574722926Pat yebby.>>574722979Good yeby.
My weyyo is normal.
>>574723092it sounds like you vvon doeif you did not play good you would have lost
why yes, I main yebby, how could you tell?
>>574723306>Octoling>NormalAxaxaxa oh my COD! Are you FOR EEL right now?
forced meme
you're a forced meme
>>574723803why is 4clam so racist to me bros? :(
>>574677795I was thinking about doing a couple of runs this week.>>574677881You still haven't learned octos are the sexy/kinky type in how many years?
>>574723306Another Wey? I want to shake your hand, as a wey myself
woomy, how do I stop feeling like I have to shit all the time, besides fasting
>>574723493I'm having a hard time thinking that *I* won after 17 matches (ie. all of them) with negative ratio (most of them something like 3-10). Thanks for the good word though.
>>574724468Don't eat garbage. Pay attention to how much fiber you are getting. Drink less coffee.
>new deep cut art in nintendo today for those past midnight>everyone looks normal except for shiverthey fucked up the perspective again lmao
>>574724468Poomy!
splats 'n braps
I do promise to drop Glamorz and never touch it again as soon as I'm done 5-staring it though
>>574724920>Not 10 starring the rainbow weapon for the rainbow badgeCoward and knave
>>574724920Kraken is a meme special so I don't blame you, I can't bring myself to 5-star CRB because of it.
how are you guys s+10 and over already
>>574725221Unironic autism and/or unemployment
>>574725221Series, if you're not dogshit you can easily hit S+10 in a couple weeks.
here's raiders lmao
>>574725397my woomy didn't potty train her lil buddy...
>>574725221Its summer. I dont go back to university for another month. fuck choosing classes. i hate it.
>>574725221I'm a NEET with no friends and my parents are my safety net so I can afford to sink all my time into the game. /ink/ is my only source of socialization and you could argue that it's unhealthy but, like, it's better than nothing.
who salmn
>>574726172Ogey.
>>574726172Me
>>574726327sprrratt
>>574721226I like my games like my woomies: physical
they're literally me...
>>574726327>>574726436room makin
*yoink*
>>574727094
>>574727250ayy lmao
>>574726867you got room?
>>574727915W1
scary, doesn't feel like i should be this high by like 500+xp but i'm holding up somehow
>>574727915Open
>>574727915geddin
>>574728581you suck ikagi
>>574728808true
>>574728808I suck ikagi
Ikagi 2koma loss
>>574728581Good job, good woomy.
Who is ikagi and why are we namedropping them
>>574730024new woomy, needs correction
>>574730024sucking
2 days until Raiders!!
>>574730024He’s the 500xp player.
GGs fish! Sorry I was sucking, heat stroke
>>574731028Gegs. Freelancers should be forced to kiss hot asphalt
>>574725097I want to 5-star all three basic types to put the badges on my tag (instead of 3x Vanilla reskins). I might go back to Jr after that and see how much more do I feel like grinding it. >>574725186After a couple off hundred matches it went from completely unusable and useless, to having some limited uses sometimes. But yeah, it's the worst special from the ones I'm more familiar with.Definitely a liability against the tryhard teams we were playing against earlier today.
>+1200 XP in two months
>>574731028GGGGGGGGGs, assuming you are my fellow weyy player with the funny name! Take it easy, I did far from good but a yebweyy copter is always a big win in my book. Take care.
>>574731453fun, isn't it?
>>574731658I am! Hope to see you around more and I hope you take care also!
Nintendo still hasn't shipped it.
The worst Splatoon game is now 9 years old.Happy Anniversary, Splatoon 2!
>forced meme
>feme meme
>memememe
>>574732876who are you quoting?
>>574733039You!
forced femme yebby
>>574733356
ggs sa;mon
Do I have a disability if I read this as one name "I eat whale cum"
>>574733436>fingernails
GGGGGGGGGs booyah yebbe and booyah veemer, it's been a while since we last played!Thanks for fish, see you around.
>>574733701That's your own inner desires coming to light anon.
>>574733701You browse /ink/You are already profoundly disabled
>>574715693>fish is done>open is full>ink is fuelwelcome to ultra/ink/
Does everyone have a switch 2 now?
i'm waiting until it goes on sale desu
>>574735571Yee, I do.
>>574735571With Nintendo's recent releases and the state of the wider gaming market, I can't put that much trust into anyone anymore. I'd love to be able to preorder something and not worry about it but we're way past that point. It's a nice piece of hardware by the looks of it but at this point it would just be a port machine and I'm not aching to replay my other games on switch 2 editions to warrant it so there's no point.
>>574736086>Port MachineRaiders?
Can I use a prepaid card to pay for commission art…
>>574736262Sure. I hope it's good and you folks enjoy it but it's not enough to carry a console for me.
>>574736420Your loss, there's still time before the price hike in sep if you change your mind though
Had a dream rqiders was so bad Nogami had to publicly apologize
you do NOT try to lure big shots to the basket!
Luring big shor in my "egg basket"
My veemo loves /ink/er cock
/v/ is dead/ink/ is necroticthe star players have long left the pool after having their fun, and all that remains are delusional revenants who fight over scraps and refuse to pass onwill raiders bring them back, or are they doomed to return only years from now to players and a pool they no longer recognize
>>574740251I miss rc
>>574740251I'll be our new star player.
>>574741507I miss WhackaI miss ReuniclusI miss Urchincel
I miss Nono and I'm tired of pretending I don't.
>>574742051...on opposite day
Good morning Frye fans
>>574742182good thing it isn't
Imagine if Marie choked you to death with her tongue, haha.
>>574742349Morning, we got new artwork of her today, 2 days left until we can max out our bond with her
I miss the booyahs that flowed in abundance. I miss the beaming smiles of each and every ceph.Their faces fade in my mind's eye, but the feelings remain.
I miss woomy>launch the gameHere she is :D !
Ask the developer for raiders today nice
>>574593491She looks like a nortubel character
>>574742629Woomy in the darkEmpty void where you once stoodYour wooms I still hear
Shiver's game is upon us!
>>574747002And yet you still post off model shitIf you truly loved her you'd love her flat.
>that shiverOof
>>574747812frye looks great but it looks like a kid drew shiver
>>574748283My immersion is broken, Big Man didn't see the salmonids until the tutorial 2 days after this comic
>>574748373He still didn't in this comicThey may as well have been shapes in his peripherals
Will we see mainland sammin in raiders or is it just these red oogabooga ones
>>574748283Why does the first panel have intense sexual energy
>>574749594
Mechanic! Sex! Now!
>>574749594Because your brain is rotting from your porn addiction.
>>574751679Does this woomy have a birth defect or something?
>>574749594That's just Shiver's natural sexual energy.
GGs turf gtg
>>574747812> frye when she's about to jump on my cock
We're so close bros
>>574748283Our cute and multi-talented Yebby engineer!
>>574754090GGs!
We shoumd have an /ink/ p2 lobby to celebrate the game's birthday
>>574747812that's a cute shiver, the perspective is just very strong gesture over anatomy
>>574748283See? Salmons were nice until Deep Cut starting stealing their shit.
>>574755195I'm preparing a google doc to warn the community as we speak
>>574754394that left arm is fucked up
anyone wanna play some open?might have to stop at any given time
>>574747812They need to fire this artist that can't draw good Shivers
>>574756827I can while waiting for the interview to ddrop
>>574757004opened
>>574748283>>574749063>>574755195Salmons canonically love drums so this is a fun one
>that weird perspective of the arms and legs>this faceis this the same artist who drew that splatfest art weeks ago? they seem to struggle with shiver
>>574757047sorry had to find the cable for my controller, could you send again?
>>574757101the artist deosn't struggle with shiver, shiver just struggles to existshe's the pug of cephalopods
>>574757101Probably, his Shivers always look like higher end fanart than official material
>>574754390>playing S2 willinglyI'd rather drag my nuts across sandpaper!
>>574757416just kindly ask people to not do 99.9 and missile spam and it'll be fun
>>574757536This
>>574757536But then you're not playing Splatoon 2.
>>574758550you're playing splatoon 2 before they killed it on purpose
>>574758550>game bad>but if you exclude bad parts game good>nooooo you can't exclude bad parts they define game
>>574758752ok then we also need to exclude Kensa 52 Gal, Stingray, and Bubble Blower insta pop
Raiders reviews go live in just over 15 minutes.
>>574759440>too easy or boring when in max difficulty (bullet spong enemies)>5 hour long7/10Calling it
>>574759595>implying journos will even touch survivalist
>>574759353k52 is fine, it's literally balancedstingray is fine, though you can make a case for not being an asshole with it (e.g. no spam and no overtime shenanigans)bubble blower instapop is funny and all weapons that can do it except for squeezer are kinda meh so ban squeezer, it's too good without 99.9
so sometimes i come here for salmon and maybe turf but man where is everyone? all the regulars? all thats left are the gays
An overview trailer was released on Nintendo Today.While revealing nothing new in terms of gameplay, there is a peek at some more cutscenes and a new Deep Cut song, sounds pretty good.
Raiders debuts with an 82 on Metacritic.9/10 IGN.
>>574744940The Nintendo Today app says it has started, but there are no links. Anyone know where to find it?
Stopping there ggs open! https://www.nintendo.com/jp/interview/aadla/index.html
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-22-splatoon-raiders-part-1/https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-22-splatoon-raiders-part-2/https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-22-splatoon-raiders-part-3/
>>574760661>ign review mentions hours in the 40swe won?
>>574760952>guardianthey're paid to write anything doe
>>574760926>hisashi nogami not present for the developer interview:(
>>574761102Doomkeks....
Damn!!!
>>574760917>>574760926Thanks!
I'm only buying Raiders if the ship has modularity and upgrades take real time to build
HOLY SEX
pretty...
>>574761808>sockless Shiver in concept artWe were fucking ROBBED
>>574761954>They scrapped this because testers felt bad killing salmonids that were just chatting and chilling aroundBased
>>574762139just don't shot them then?
>>574762139>Twitterfags argued for weeks about raiding the poor salmonids>Devs made it as clear as possible thye deserve it and you SHOULDN'T feel bad for them
>frye confirmed solo cutscenebased
>>574762835I knew we were getting sex scenes
we NEED to let salmons into our society this is for the greater good! (you) WILL share your apartment(coming soon) with a fat stinky salmonid!
I forgot the real pool's name fuck!
>all salmonids have a cultural vore fetishwhy are they like this?
>>574763052the octos already happened, of course this was the next step
>ENDLESS DUNEGON CONFIRMEDENDLESS DUNGEON CONFIRMED>ENDLESS DUNEGON CONFIRMEDENDLESS DUNGEON CONFIRMED>ENDLESS DUNEGON CONFIRMEDENDLESS DUNGEON CONFIRMED
>The Mechanic really can make just about anything. They built a hideout ship that serves as a hub on the Spirhalite Islands and even developed minigames inside it. (Laughs)>The Mechanic made minigames?>Yes, the Mechanic can even make video games to enjoy between treasure hunts. (Laughs)>You can play 2D minigames on the hideout ship, and the pixel art for them was actually drawn by our general producer, Nogami-san.THATS /OURGUY/
>>574763338VVE VVON BROS...
>>574763338I KNEEL
>>574763269that third octo hairstyle is insane
>>574763338>play until your cephs get raped the hardest
>doomsissies raped and gapedhopeCHADS always prevail
>>574763369>mechanic is nogami's self-insert
>>574763885>If you go deep enough your woomy can't escape the dungeon and get raped for weeks on end and impregnated until the next raid comesFresh!
>>574763369seemingly every game has something to pander to the idea of gamedevs getting laidas a gamedev i approve
putting salt on my veem in celebration of raiders coming out soonside of lettuce, tomato, cheese in a shellcall 'er a taco
Ocbros, how do we explain our woomies getting to spirhalite??
>>574764607"Flying a helicopter is quite easy, actually."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_hfuAjvk9AGIVE ME THE BEAT BOYS AND FREE MY SOUL
>>574764607>he's not making a newmy/newmo
Inoue (former game director and art director, creator of woomies) is seemingly the new producer of the splatoon series instead of nogami
>>574764976idk, "inouegame" doesn't ring as nice as "nogamigame"
>>574764607>Wanted to do a salmon shift>Join a freelance mission>She's tired and get in the wrong helicopter>Same helicopter mechanic and deep cut use >Which is why she wears the broken salmon slopsuitMy woomy is too dumb to be a mechanic and I will not have a new one
Nogami left to produce yoshi instead of splatoon lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfzt9-8eEFsWhoa the movement is looking really nice
>>574764607I make a new one that's a stuttering autistic veemo who focused for long enough to get an engineering degree while everyone else was out being turf warriors.
Please.... come back....
>>574765325the music in this game is so interesting.
is it just me or is the device in the background the same one as the one with shiver in the direct?
>>574765597Yeah it's those projectors you see at planetariums. Maybe the cutscene depends on who you brought with you for a specific mission.
>>574765742i think it's moreso that each of these special missions require these characters, because we haven't seen shiver in this location and frye in shiver's locationi think it might be the boss (mythical) missions
Do we get king salmonids in raiders?
>>574765995i think they're replaced by the mythicals
Level cap seems to be 50 but you get some sort of +levelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scGlIe9-5HU
>>574763338and there it is, goodbye 3 I'm a full time raider now
stickfags need not apply
My wife, I'm coming
>minigames (plural)I ask for just one thing.Pls, Nogami.
>>574766413That seems fair
>his wife has sex with salmonids
>>574766743I encourage her to, yes
>>574765325>game where the enemy can claim your territory to limit your movement>lmao free triple jumps and a gadget that gives you leaps, fly like soda popper scunt and ignore the turf mechanic altogether!trash>>574764976an art director, no wonder 3, so and raiders are all style over substance (except raiders doesn't even have style)>>574765502the music is shitlacks the drive and urgency for splat
im normal i just want my woomy to get molested by takozonesu not stinkfish
>>574766923miserable faggot
>>574766923Cute new copes
>>574748283Our Mechanic-chan is a woomy of many talents >Squidbeak will toss Sheldon like yesterday's trash once they return. >S4 hero mode we have a new woomy to build and maintain our gear.
>>574766923>complaining about optionsThen just don't use those gadgets???
>Campaign is ~20 hours long without being a completionist according to IGN>Enough post game to be well over 40 hours
>>574766923hello Joshua Rivera
>>574767307by this logic any "this game is too easy" remarks can be countered by "don't use your gun then!"giving players ways to bypass game's core mechanics without harsh penalties elsewhere is plain bad game design, and them "giving us options", if nothing else, shows us their level of competence in making videogames>but it's fun!fun is when you have to solve problems, and you have to solve problems when the game creates them for you, not takes them away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6mHfUnA6e4Crane game Looks Master Mega and the eels pull the ship
>entire world except USA gets pre-order bonuses >even fucking UK got pre-order bonuses>absolute crickets for USA>three days before release announce purchase bonuses at in-store events that 95% of US playerbase can't attend >only starts at 4 pm when you could have been playing entire day after picking up your pre-order at a normal retailer in the morningDear God how does Nintendo always manage to make me so angry. I'm a sucker for collectible shit but no way I'm cancelling my Best Buy order, doing nothing entire day, and then driving to the filth capital of the West Coast. In Bay Area rush hour traffic on top of that.
>>574767670Nigga it's one of many different playstyles, if you wanna bitch and moan about movement pick explosher and make the most grounded moveset you can to satisfy your niche. Why are you sperging out over an easy build in a single-player game anyway?
>guardian review is mostly bitching about the experience being pve instead of pvp>despite the fact it was advertised as the former from day onekill game journalists
>>574767807Why don't they pull them all the way to splatsville?
>>574767998Based
>>574767874EU didnt get preorder bonuses
>>574767898easy builds shouldn't exist because they give players degenerate habitsgame that doesn't organically teach the player to be better but rather lets players break itself is unlikely to have a competent hard mode, because the expectation now shifts towards pampering those who bullshit the game and thus the game will bullshit the players back, even those who choose to not bullshit it
>>574764607My woomy is too retarded to be a profreshional mechanic.
>>574764607my mechanic veemo is a huge salmonid nerd, she wants to learn everything about them, including sexually
want raiders to be a good singleplayer but also bad in a way that kills hype fast like side order was, plus want multiplayer to be godawful so lobbies are discouraged.
>>574764870I hope your happy I had to go listen to that song while watching this.>It kind of works pretty good desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_J11aolA4Speedruns of stages look like they'll be super fun.
>>574766923Holy cope woomy this anon has hit the flow state of cope and miserable at the same time.
>>574766923How to tell Anon didn't get a Switch 2
>frye is hot is every redesign>shiver is only hot in the finale design
>>574769391they tried very hard with the "let's remove the hair covering the eye" with her before giving upalso the hells up with the frye in the bottom right
>>574766923not just 3, arguably he's been ruining the franchise since year two of splatoon 2.
>>574769578It looks like a space or medieval outfit but whatever it is it doesn't look like it belongs in Raiders.
>>574769391>Top leftIf Deep Cut had been the idols for 2 I could see that it just screams 90's style that 2 went for.>>574769578>frye in the bottom rightLooks like some weird SO style bodysuit. But those floppers NO JUST NO
>>574769578I think it's just early concept art without colors or whatever and just the shape not an actual design
So pvpfags lost?
>>574770385Yes by definition there's a failstate. Raiders doesn't have a failstate.
erpfags status?
>>574771012salivating at the idea of their cephs getting bodied by salty tongue i guess
>>574771012InkgenAD is getting revived by doing multiplayer raids where we throw on purpose and get raped by salmonids
>fat fuck frye
>>574771378Frye is /our/ girl
>>574771524Why trollppst on page 8? Wait for the new thread at least friend
>>5747715240/10Put a little effort into it next time
>>574771524yeah but fishfucking
>>574771524KWAB
>Friend said they'd rather play the game solo after allI can raid with /ink/ now! I'm excited to join early /ink/ pools
i'm only playing co-op for the postgame.
>>574772705Throwing this ceph to the salmonids first
>>574772783:(
>>574772756>she thinks there's a post game
>>574772783hot
>>574772853You will be the first pregnant ceph stop being ungrateful
>>574772863literally confirmed there is, dumb tard.
Receding tentacleline.
>>574772916Fine but i get to pick the bot buddy
>>574772863there will be post-game mildly lewd scene for sure
>>574772986where are you getting this from? i saw this pic too but not the source
>>574773071her forehead is trying to compete with Frye's...
anyone wanna open or fish at rotation?
Agent 4 WILL return
room open for chowda buried ruins spicy lvl 17keyword inkgenno powershitters or tourists allowed, thanks
salmonid sex room open 1/4
>>574774376Joining, speedbro i'm level 15 so i hope it's fine
i think its time to close the dedicated /ink/ window for a while...
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>>574774827Not yet but in a couple of more days then yes until you have cleared Raiders.
>>574774940itll be out from what, 18 hours from now no? in the first areas
