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I no longer like my trainee and want to switch
Mr. Cool Bread
>>574590226No refunds
FUCK I was baking
When is /uma/con so we can run a train on Umama?
>>574590226rickeybro...
good day>>574590328soon I hope
>>574590374Me on the left PLEASE
>>574590147I'll keep it safe but won't guarante it will be the next after this, just baked because of image limit>>574590304Gomen, next bread can be baked by you
FINALLY A BASED OP!
>>574590449The match will be over so there's no point having a footie OP
>>574590304Serious Kingu is so hot...
>>574590297Yes, concentration isn't just the actual seconds it saves, it determines your beginning acceleration coefficient. You start the race for a few milliseconds with extremely high acceleration to go from 0m/s to something. If you lowroll, even without a late start, you lose out on some of that time to accelerate and your entire early race becomes measurably worse. Extremely important in sprints.
>>574590397Looking forward to it
>>574590328hopefully asap I want to fuck Umama too
>>574590449Nah it's fine. We already had a Kris Sex bread recently. Appreciate the bake either way
Roll for Rickey
>>574590621more like brickey
>>574590565Damn, didn't know it was that important
Tachyon LOVE
So what umas are good for cm17?
falco when her banner is up
Reminder that brown is good for you
>>574590663
>>574590263why does she keep hitting this fuckass pose
>>574590862IT'S CUTE
>>574590720Xog, Rickey, Falco, Digitan, dominator, evil nature
>>574590720oguriickeyuhhhh digitan maybe?yea thats it
I wish I was Mejiro McQueen in this situation and trainer found me, pinched my nose and stuffed my throat until I passed out.
>>574590565so why the fuck the game only says it reduces your time if you had a slow start
Any nonnies to rape?
alexa, play rickey theme again
Wtf is going on with Day 2I got completely destroyed, just got like 1 win per ticket (and i used 3 of them) + the free pass.I am not feeling so sure anymore about the A Grade Finals....
>>574590263forgot she was in that season>>574590862auspicious pose
>>574590720Ask the Koreans
>>574590939Because that is all it does. It's the underlying early race mechanics that make it valuable.Late starters don't just start the race a length behind perfect starters, they accelerate slower.
>>574590720
>>574590973me me!
>spic scored a goal against ARG>IT DOESN'T COUNTWHAT EVEN IS THE PURPOSE OF PLAYING AND SCORING WITH THIS SHIT
>>574590397can I cosplay?
>>574590862reminds me of some girls in school who would show off how they could bend their arms slightly too far back at the elbows
>>574590449nobody bounces like this
Bed breaking all night sex with Biwa Hayahide.
>>574591103argentina was promised this world cup 3000 years ago
>>574591103> What do you mean the sport has rule!?Lmao, should have posted Super Creek as your picture.
>>574591064i see... i still don't like how some skill descriptions are extremely vaguethank you
i wish silence suzuka was real so she could force me to sniff her stinky feet
>>574591117I can't see why not
>>574591064Correction, it shaves off starting delay time for every start, including non-late starts, but it effectively nullifies the existence of late starts, assuming you pass the wit check.
>>574590565So that's why Concentration/focus are a MUST for fronts?And that's why I've seen a couple Pace Suzukas this cm?
>>574591231who are you going as so we don't show up wearing the same thing...
>>574591228If she were real she'd be dead bud
>>574590939>so why the fuck the game only saysare you new here
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/EduF1e>https://jiggie.fun/EduF1ehttps://jiggie.fun/EduF1e>https://jiggie.fun/EduF1ehttps://jiggie.fun/EduF1e
>>574591078sentenced to emotional validation and hand holding instead
>>574591449>there's someone out there for everyone and there is also a high chance that that person is dead or have been trafficked
>>574591376there's only one pick but I'd like to do ai-chan too some day>>574591508nooooo
Do you love your precious trainee?
how does extra time work
Does Turbo know how erotic her outfit is?
>>574591559+30 min
>>574591312Focus is basically worthless, it shaves off 10% of the delay while concentration shaves off 60%. It's there as a groundwork proc. Concentration is super important but it's scarce for good cards for a long time, so I think front mains mostly cope by using fronts that come with it (suzuka, vbourbon, vfujin), or just letting the rng ride.I don't love the idea of pace suzuka when front is comparatively so uncontested in most lobbies and Suzuka innately comes with the few accelerations fronts have to compete. Her unique would be very hard to utilize from there and is basically a win more mechanic that is situational for fighting off the extremely few lates and perhaps better late race having paces like Oguri or camp Taiki.
>>574591456When will nonnies learn that the biggest gaslighter of all is the game itself
>>574591538i can try her then if you think it'd be cute...
>>574591639no i mean like the 3 minutes minimum thing
>>574591568post rickey + deck NOW
>>574591490I am prepared to penetrate
>>574591551YeahAnd she loves me too!
CM pre-finals status?
Don't click it
>>574591661>the biggest gaslighter of allNope thats me and Umama
>>574591697It's basically recouping all the time wasted during the match to random rules bullshit
>>574591697oh it's time added to compensate for pausesuma musume pretty derby
>>574591762Most of my runs were 3+wins so unlike every other cm I'm hopeful
I clicked
>>574591551But of course! I plan to marry her once her racing career is over
Hello, again.Motherfuckers.
>>574591667OMG YES!!!!!!!!!
Umama makes these threads better
>>574591830>>574591841why don't they just pause the clock
>xcancel.comend yourself scammer
>>574591665>>574591857giving Oguri Crap a sister
you guys are talking to a skinwalker btw
>>574591864
>>574591763>>574591864What is it bros is it futauma goatse?
>>574591916Tradition and retardation
>>574591864I TOLD YOU NOT TO
>>574591762My last ticket was shit so I think that means I won finals.
>>574591551Yes, dearly
oguri crap
72 hours until the thread starts talking about the game again
this shit is embarrassing to watchDia will be punished for all this dirty play
>Sleep Deprived + Night Owl 3 times jn a rowThanks game, I guess.
>>574591551Love Flashu-chan>>574591745Love Super Creek-chanSimple as'
>>57459205324 really for cm finals
>>574592053>72
Any Spaniard ITT?
>>574591916you're too smart
im restarting this thread
>>57459205372 hours until half the thread, including me, quits the game
>>574591056>yet another oguri cmHer game
>>574591907yay! i'll try not to be too embarrassed so we can do cute stuff...
>>574591551ye
>>574591730
>>574591895begging her to peg me in front of everyone, ruining my dignity, to prove her i'm not actually "shy". (i actually want to get pegged hard and get ruined by her)
FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPENED AFTER 108 MINUTES OF PURE UNFILTERED RIGGING
>>574592327>cucky7
>>574592194NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574591909She belongs in horny jail
>>574592436I LOVE THYESE
>>574592436>She
>>574592024
>>574592327thanks bwo
>>574592256>xog and the stam debuffer prisoners dilemmaThis CM is going to be a headache to build
Uwhzhxowjsizkgxkzonavzjzkxbjsis
>>574592693This guy makes some passionate animations. I like that
>>574592738I'll go Rickey double dom if I can't find the will to train another 2 aces, but I'll most likely run 2 fronts unless their performance is abysmall like on Leo
>>574592773He just copies them from some movie
>>574592886>like on leo
When can I get Cafe in her casual clothes?
>>574592693Me and Umama
>>574592928Maybe some worked but mine couldn't get to A, borrowing Maruzensky is painful
>>574592764Bro calm the fuck down
>>574592764ME AS NATIE ME AS NATIE ME AS NATIE ME AS NATIE
>>574592483
>>574592934you can't?
:D
>>574592764Where do I find my own Natie wife?
I'm 100 rolls in with 25k carats left should I just say fuck it and dump another 100 and Brickey my acc?
>>574593052ME AS TORENA
>>574593030there is nothing wrong in loving your wife
>>574593143Do whatever, you're quitting in three weeks
>>574591538got any current cospics?
>>574593143rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574593143Do it if she makes your heart or dick throb, otherwise all you'll be left with is regret
Im still F2P but every match I get is pure whales, not a single uma in my lobbies without a random different niche whalebait card. Did they implement skill based matchmaking? Did winning 7 out of 15 cms put me into whale jail?
>>574593245BASED
>>574593068Not currently since her bond level is still capped at 10
>>574593263Very much this, and anyone with experience in gachas would tell you this as well. Meta a shit, roll for waifus
Would you an 88 years old uma?
being gay is not right
you niggers are so fucking insufferable
>>574593245AAAIEEEEEEEEEE STOP SHAYING THAT!!!
>>574593396In a heartbeat
>>574593396My uma strike zone is from before birth to after death
>>574593445What the heck! This is the chillest /uma/ has been in a long while!
It's that easy.
>>574593245This is my new favorite recurring post
>>574593445
post them
>>574592934About 13 months going off the JP dates, but I assume they will do another big batch again before then
>>574593346Why the FUCK do they even limit your bond levels? Just release the outfit later, and let me get the bond now, ffs
>>574593510I LOOK LIKE THIS
>>574593445We'll get worse.
GET FUCKED
>>574593263She does but so do like 80 other umas so idk what to do...
>>574591909She never called me "nonny" directly...
yeah I'm fucking Dia-chan tonight
>>574593581>Why the FUCK do they even limit your bond levels? Just release the outfit later, and let me get the bond now, ffsuhhh bro?
>>574593232still working on an idea so I can do it in a fun and interactive way
ESPAÑA
>>574593551
Since you get better sparks with higher ranks does that mean parent farming isn't locked to MANT in future scenarios? We can just click our way to good parents?
>>574593551Exactly same as yours, actually
>>574593714Then don't considering she's not THE one
>>574593551I’m so scared
Football and justice prevails
>>574593510Welcoming my beautiful Suzuwife home after a long day at work. Embracing her, sniffing her scent, and running my fingers along her slender back as I whisper into her ear that I missed her.
Diabros...
>>574593723nooooo~oonnyyy~
dia lost.....
>>574593739>Oh...
Is Medium S Dirt A enough for Virgo or do I want Dirt S as well?
>>574593954med S Dirt A is enough
I'm just glad soccerposting is finally over
>>574593597dm me
>>574593551My 20% WR Dober WILL pull off an upset.
>>574593903>will never ever have thisWHY LIVE, WHY EVEN LIVE?!
>>574593954
>>574594071AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA it ended the best way as well, right next to england or france winning this rigged shit showFinally, I can go back to HORSE posting and VIDEO GAMES
>>574593763Nah, I heard parents are still made in MANT in JP
>>574594097If getting $2 requires 10 times more effort than $1, then I'll settle with 1
>>574594097
>put 200 bucks on sPAIN>riggers lostthank your for the MLB Tachyon you riggersnow my sprint platinum is coming home for sure
>>574593750>interactive
>>574593551fuck my chud lifecontemplating whether to go with a debuffer or just throw in one of my dogshit 3rd ace attempts
Win or lose at least I get another gold star
>>574594170That's because they didn't get the affinity rework until Grand Masters
>>574594071/vg/ League is in November!!
>>574594071Wouldn't be a problem if mods would ban offtopic trannies
>>574594195well you didn't talk about how much effort you wanted to put in
>>574593551People will call me metaslave but in this case it's mostly a coincidence
I FUCKING FORGOT TO DO MY LAST SET
>>574593930YEY
>>574593551Good luck fillybros!
>>574594290That's a given autistic fuck
POST HORSE
Another monkey that escaped from his board...
>>574593551i love children
I want Umama-chan to notice me too
You guys know Rickey is one of the few umas who gets a rerun, right?
>>574594656MY EYES
can't wait for the real football season to start
>>574594541I am incredibly envious of both umas depictied
Hello fellow Torenas! What underwear are you wearing?
>>574594656AIEEE MY EYES
>>574594435>>574594642sweepy's skirt is so short...
>>574592934https://umapyoi.net/news/1784The same time as Rickey
>>574593551>>574593813>>574594090>>574594578why are there so many metaslaves?
>>574594747None? I am in my pajamas
>>574594747Tommy Hilfiger boxer briefs
>>574594678but i want her NOW
>>574594747boxer briefs
which one of you is this
>>574594859>>574594860>>574594905Proof??
>>574594817Whoever designed sweepy, thank you>>574594747Pink Americanino Boxers
Anyone want to ERP now?
>>574594678All I know is that Tarumae will be my future paizuri slave
>>574593551CAMON ULALA YOU GOT THIS
>>574594747briefs
BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>574594946Sure, here reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>574594852>why is this thread full of thirdie try hards using metagee i wonder
>>574594852disliking the meta is not a personality
>>574595027kys
7 and I win a finals 0 and I get dead last
>>574594852>competitive game>wonders why so many use competitive strategiesPost your free-thinker's team
>>574595110Uh oh
>>574594852I can't be bothered to run my G Sprint Oshi, so I'll instead make sure other people can't watch Ms Victoria with their oshi
>>574594914me. eat shit off topic whore>>574594990GRANNY CUTE GRANNY SEX GRANNY HUG GRANNY MARRIAGE
>>574594747Black lace panty>>574595110OOF
>>574595110>My trainer doomed us
>>574595125Based fatass (endering) team
>>5745951107 and this post is exonerated and this poster wins the finals
>>574595110QUICK REARRANGE YOUR FURNITURE
>>574595130I JUST WANT AYABE TO SING MS VICTORIA WHY MUST I BE CURSED >>5745952567 and my previous post is exonerated 0 and I let my aces rape me after the loss
>>574593575>>574594819Why the hell does it take that long anyways?Is it not just a simple model swap?
Uma chat bots all rape you within 10 messages
>>574595110
I found your leaked finals
>>5745952567 and both him and the other retard lose0 and I get sucked by my umas tonigh
>>574595351Post some
>>574595005Nevermind we're going UOOOHGomen Kaichou you already got your plat before. I wanna give Ulala and Maya a chance to get a plat, and Teio to get even more plats
>>574595110ohnononono
>>574595324it's called artificially extending content lifespan
Perfect woman btw.
>>574595428MY SEXY BRO
I'm skipping the concert if I don't win
>>574595456I want to drink her pacari sweat
>>574595420STOP posting these 2 beauties together
>>574595435What do you think about artificial cloning in general?
>>574595407YOSH IKUYOOOOOOOOOO
>>574595549okay I will
Can’t believe I find myself looking up feng shui and cleansing rituals. Anything for the Ayabe win I guess
>>574595110>King postAS EXPECTED!
Can we go back to sex? I wanna see umas with huge asses
hmmmmmgonna E McQueen for the next three days
>>574594656
>>574593551>Unique + gold carryover>Into redshift + budding + OYL>Into duel>Into late race velocityI believe in my lates. I believe in my Beast Mode Brian (BMB for short)
>>5745957057 and I rape you
>>574595510The grand concert? That's a little extreme
>>574595663Cuteness overload.....
>>574595919OUR grand concert (I'm first and you are second)
>>574594656>bonoposter was hdranon all this time
>>574595549
Stop rolling for 7s. You can't change your luck.Shiraoki is a fraudFeng Shui too
>>574596059>pedo
>>574596137
>mant over>cant watch anon's juicy cock for 1 hour instead anymoreNOOOOOOOO
>>574593551Maya rape incoming
>>574596134IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HER>inb4 which oneeither
Are you going to pull Falcool?
>>574596137this
My final roll…7 and I win A finals 0 and I let Fuku and Rickey double team me If it’s luck, I’ll even sacrifice this body to let my aces win
>>574596137retard
>>574596138retard
>>574596137Shiraoki-sama backed post
Whos gonna be my /uma/ bf tonight?
>>574594656Hiroshima Stakes
If i lose finals, how long should i avoid the thread for? Is a day enough or should i take 2 off for a good measure?
>farming sparks in MANT sucks I'll play palworld or something>farming AI cores in palworld sucks>I'll play mahj-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>574596450People usually stop caring after about a day
>>574596327>>574596387>Umama 7's
I still don't understand the Suzuka and Groove pairing since the first anime
>>574596482
>>574596309>falco>the cooler falco
>>574596137>>574596317>>574596327>>574596387>>574596397How many 7s
>>574596482I'll gladly play mahjong with you, cutie
>>574593551>Taiki "loses every duel to Ogucap" Shuttle>Fine "late start" MotionKaren, it's up to you to get me the plat.
>>574593551cam on suzy score a fackin win
>>574596134based. take up the mantle I gotta go
>final mant season cmumamusume is healing
I'm sorry danchou... I'll slack for a few more hours...
Today was not really Marvelous
>still need to wait a full day for finals even though they already introduced a system where all your matches are pre-rigged and it only takes like 5 seconds.GIVE ME MY CARATS NOW
>>574596762Cya Suzucutie poster. Your contributions will always be appreciated
>>574596137yo what's with all the 7s in reply to this 7 post??
what have we learnt?
I wonder if they will announce maintenance today?
>>574596921/uma/ really loves Umama
What's for dinner tonight, /uma/?
>>574596616>>574596482Make a lobby, I'll play too
>>574596997Nothing because I have work
>>574596709YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>574596997I just woke up slow down there
>>574596687Maybe if you were less mean to them they'd race better
>>574596997I already had a dinner, but you can be my night snack ;)
>>574596932They already added data for GL
>>574596561There was a fan pool about which mare should mate with Suzuka after he retires, Air Groove got the most votes and fans commented, "It should be a mare that ran against Suzuka!"
Do I hit a speed tap end up on 1186 Power (Turf S+Firm Conditions) or hit a Wit tap?
>>574597262>1.8k SPwhichever gives the most amount of SP
>>574597228SAUCE NYOW
>>574596997nothing because I have no food
>>574597071umas like it when you are mean to them, I'll never forget a Vodka I ran once who I shit talked at every chance I got only for her to walk to the goal giving me the most effortlessly won plat ever
>>574591857Oguri Maker was born 11 months after this
>>574597228What the fuck is going on there
>>574596921i really really really like nishino flower
>>574597262Your run is already dead
>use Gametora legacy calc>add G1 race to parent>compatibility doesn't moveWhat gives? I thought you now get +3 affinity for every G1 race? Is gametora just broken?
>>574597601gametora only gives the base affinity. you'll have to use chrono if you want to check your parent's affinity
>574597605You didn't need to post that
>>574597784based
>>574597410Kingu hypnosis
>>574597709So I can safely just throw 15-20 G1 umas at the problem and get decent enough parents/grandparents?
>>574596921Nishino sex.
>>574597881Why not?
>>574597881Meant for >>574597605
>>574597941yeppers
>>574597881Just report and ignore
>world cup is overNYOOOOOOOOO
>>574594450
>>574598040Hahaha, you fell for my trap and gave me a (You)!
>>574597949If you get raped by Nishino flower, no one will believe you. Her parents would think you’re crazy and Tracen administration would just admonish you for saying something like that to one of the students, but Nishino Flower knows. She can rape you all she wants and there’s nothing you can do about it.
>>574598154Now we can kiss nonny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOeBte28eWIwtf i love calstone light o now
>>574598096How powerful her leg lock is?
Are Dream Journey and Chrono Genesis coming out at any point in the near future, or should I just explode?
>>574598189Ehhhh
>>574597393Umas deserve praise, I would never do such a thing
>>574593551>>574593774>>574593813>>574594090>>574594212>>574594556>574594578>574594656>574595027>574596709>574596718i'm being so serious how is the cap so good in every fucking distance and track type
>>574598179What a horrible experience...
>>574598301January 2028 and Oct-Nov 2028
Whats the world cup of honse races
>>574598360Triumphant pulse just works
>>574598309*Smooches*
>>574598412Jesus christAt least I have time to save up I guess
they should add a girl in a straightjacket and iron masksomeone who knows more about horse racing can pick which racehorse she represents
Smoochies?
>>574596813Mundane Monday
>>574598532No fuck off
>>574598360Because she's called Oguri CAP as in PEAK, and her unique works in almost every scenario except front runner and leading pace, and even if you're leading pace as long as you get overtaken BEFORE the 200m you can still proc it and fucking WIN
no smoochiesonly dick
>>574598413Nothing because the variation in surface and distance means that there is no one race that would cause a horse to be considered "The strongest in the world"There is an official IFHA ranking tho
>>574598096I need to bury my face in her chest
>>574598532kiss a dog knot
>>574598602Post yours then
Why aren't you running THE meta uma?
https://youtu.be/-r9PqNWZCqk?t=329When does this drop in global?
>>574598602thought you got rid of yours
>>574598654wait I meant I only give dicks smoochies
>>574598695go back to your chink lover thread
>>574598532*smooches, with a bit of tounge*
>>574598360If losing, winIf winning, also win
>>574598350>>574598165
>>574598179And the worst part would be her knowing smile. All cute and happy towards the rest of the faculty, the other students. But the way her eyes fall on you, you know that she is already planning for the next "strategy meeting." Behind the couch where no one can see you on your back. Behind the couch, where no one can see her small body bouncing. You are a toy. Her toy. And there is no getting help. No leaving. No ending the contract. Because sweet, innocent Nishino will let Tracen know what YOU did to HER if you ever think of quitting, leaving, abandoning her. To be Nishino's trainer is to suffer.
>>574598695she's ugly and has an even more disgusting personality
>>574598698iirc around here
>>574598789That team comp is illegal
>>574598738They actually just reshape the dick into a pussy, so the dick is still there even after the procedure
>>574598695>>574598798A better screenshot when he fought against you
I want to kiss Stego's belly through the peephole in her shirt.
>>574598906shut up retard
>my current win rate is 50% It is quite literally a coin toss for me
>>574593551Please...
>>574598295Very.
>>574593551SEKAI SAIKYOU UMAMUSUME OF THE YEAR 1999ANOTHER PLATINUM JUSEYO
>>574598096All umas are so cute I don't know how cygames does it
>>574598762What does this even mean
>>574599049it doesn't matter had 80% wr last time and the same this cm gonna lose again probably
Nice thread globaltards
>>5745992457 and I rape you 0 and chiyo anon rapes you
Odds I make a last second cope Rickey for finalsEvens I keep using Ogurin
sex with super creek, mummy creek and ninja creek at the same time
>>574598223I love this fucking retard I just wish her design was better, I really really hate her hair
>>574595549bro that's a yurinigger
>>574592204making more oguris with white narubi
>>574599424retard
>>574599424Why does that matter if they post cute pictures of hot umas?
>>574598048Thanks
>>574598360nepobaby uma
>>574599245Nice double chin fatso
I WANT COMPLIMENTS
>>574599279rickey rickey! finals brickey!
>>574598901damn this timeline kinda sucks
>>574599307What about them?
>>574599632You have a nice round ass very fuckable
>>574599772appreciate it
Jordan Assburgers Syndrome
>>574599632very rapeable
nyeeext jyiigyyyyhttps://jiggie.fun/CiT_Rg>https://jiggie.fun/CiT_Rghttps://jiggie.fun/CiT_Rg>https://jiggie.fun/CiT_Rghttps://jiggie.fun/CiT_Rg
hey
>>574600012hey
>>574600012Hey
>>574599864rape
>>574600051But does she wear a thong
Okay, parent decks need 4 wit cards to consistently hit SS
>>574599929
>>574600124canon spatsso even better than a thong
I told my trainee I'd be out of the country for 6 months due to personal matters starting next month and as a result she'd be with another trainer temporarily, and for some reason she keeps trying to get me to promise that we'd facetime every day
>>574600303
>>574600303Huh?
>>574600303[ | ]
So this is the kind of photoshoots Shichi does...
>>574593551My girls have made me proud.
>>574600303You can't post that
>>574600303vagoos aren't puffy like that
earlier look at the student council
I told air groove I'd start to do the laundry by myself and shower every day and she got really angry with me for some reason...
Keep for a late/end great grandparent? I heard the plus sparks aren't great and I wanted uma stan and RS power too
>>574600604Really?
>>574600702Why do they not get cool outfits...
>>574600702sexsuper sexMEGASEXMARRIAGE
>>574600339>>574600718You are to train Uma musume not play house with them
>>574600769I'm sorry anon, but it's glue unless you have nothing better to use for looping
>>574600769Keepu
>>574600834Trust me I've seen a few of them I'm a knower
>>574600702why did they nerf air groove so hard
>>574600303all of the sweets she eats goes into making it puffier.
TEEEMUOPERA O!
How fast are the Uma tickets in LA going to sellout? I want to try getting some.Instantly right?
>>574601086
>>574601086You can't post that
>>574601086MAYA BUDS!?
>>574598360She's cap (as in peak)
>>574601252i'd get mentally prepared to buying from resellers, but i wish you good luck into getting them when they're available
>>574601252Yopu going clubby? my question is will there be a live broadcast?
>>574601086uoh
>>574600303Umanko spotted
>>574601612Why they chose a venue with a 7K capacity is beyond me, they could have filled an arena easily>>574601654There will be a livestream
next thread will be better
>>574601086Mayano is not that small.
>>574601086You can't post that either
>>574601817SEXOOOOOOOOO
>>574601878German paizuri
Bwos are we going to do any special races before GL?
>>574601817Flash sex....
>>574601741>livestreamdo you know the website? I wouldn't mind buying tickets for that but I'm ass at looking it up apprently
STOP AND READ. IMPORTANT MESSAGE BELOW.Start thinking about Brian's Brians
>>574601817>>574601878>>574601914>>574601936So richtig schön zwischn die tittn
>>574602000Way ahead of you buddy
stop being horny you retards
>>574602085
>>574602085You really really really really really can't post that
why do agemasen cards exist
>>574602185Never
>>574593551Scarlet's pretty hair? Brushed.Suzuka's head? Petted Oguri's stomach? FULL>>574598360My Ogurin always got blocked by the pace spam. Every time she was one or two places behind the front she always won except in two occasions.
>>574602085chibi sex
Next thread will be worse.
>>574601824>the view from the lead is mineis there something else besides that joke to this?i feel like there's some less wholesome undercurrent to it but I can't put my finger on what
i've got 2 uncap crystals. should i just keep hoarding or should i use em.
>>574602185Being insulted only makes me hornier
>>574602085Hey can you edit this tanuki rudolf to be naked?
I hate asian e-boy trainers so much.T head supremacy
>>574601741>Why they chose a venue with a 7K capacity is beyond me, they could have filled an arena easilyuma is big in global that's for sure but they probably weren't 100% sure so they went with a safe option like the peacock theater
>>574602419you could use one plus the half anni voucher on creek to get her to 3lb, that'd be pretty good
>>574599049Riko sex
>>574602185How can I not be horny, just look at this uma.
>>574591228After a race? A legend's race?
>>574602419you need speed cards for GL. use both crystals and the voucher in a few days to MLB turbo
>>574602419how many carats do you have and what do you plan on pulling for?
>>574602419Do NOT listen to the guy telling you to mlb twin turbo
>>574602489Do you think they will come back again in the future once they realize how popular it is?
>>574602085You could've easily paid payed $80 for that. God bless AI
>>574602637I like Turbo, but you should stop posting Gaslight Dancer
>>574601905
>>574602924
>>574601905If Dia handed me the contract I would fold immediately.
Post the yummiest umanko
>>574603119Umama
>>574602926damn, mature turbo is HOT
>>574603119
>>574600303Sunday Silence went gay for this
>>574603105I would also fold... the contract! And put it in the trash! I won't support an Uma who keeps pushing for more Sonic movies.
>>574602884regardless of how good the concert goes i'm sure they'll do more concerts here, now exactly if they pick LA again we'll have to see
So how worried are we for the finals?
>>574601905I would NEVER be seduced by Dia's shitty saggers!
hoeh...
>>574603273i dont caaaaaaaaaaaaare i know im a shitter and that i cant win anything outside of open
>Not enough for Class 5 RetentionI need to fix my fucking deck I've been spending all my carrots on trainees....
>>574603273I'm only worried because of MS. VICTORIAI WANT MY FIRST MS. VICTORIA TO BE A WINNER
>>574603273NO SEX ALLOWED if they lose NO RAPE EITHER
Nee-san…
>>574603273I've already accepted that I'm not a winner
Forgot to do CM again award
>>574603273i will probably lose but i didnt want to see oguri in ms victoria >rebuilt ace multiple times over in r2>none of them were better than my first build
>>574603361you retard, can't you see the artist doesn't want this work to be reuploaded?
>>574603424HOW? I've been struggling going between 5 and 6 for months, forever really. However, I NEVER struggled to maintain 5 and above, even with my dog shit teams.
they should have a concert in kentucky
>>574603273Not worried.I don't care about sprintslop.
>>574601252Do you have access to presale on the 23rd?
>>574602926TWIN TURBOS
>>574603512King Halo...
>>574603273I've been trying to make King Halo a 1st place Group A winner for so long. I want this to be the CM that she wins. I want her to stand tall, stand proud, and sing Ms. Victoria.
>>574603605Nah, I'm Canadian
Ok so hear me out.What if I use Summer Golshi's unique inherit so that Rickey uses her gold green and thus boosts her ult even more?
>>574603521I wish I was as chill as you.
>>574603531artists do not deserve respect.draws dober naked at an ojisan onsen
>>574603273Very worried, the last CM titles I need are sprint and mile gamba slop
>>574603506If Verxina was my oneesan, I'd develop a sister complex and have my brain chemistry irreversibly changed to have a thing for onee umas...
>>574603273>if I lose this CM it means I didn't win a single plat during MANT>if I win this CM it means I didn't win a single plat during MANT because my aces were made on unity
if you lose the finals just win the next one
>>574603781Royce is cute. Does she have a cute career?
>>574603665There's better things for it to trigger than a green that'll trigger on that track anyway
I make better UMAs on Unity now and still don't know how MANT works, I haven't gotten a single to SS in it
>>574603638next Takamatsunomiya Kinen cm is cm21, you are fated to lose until then
>>574603273I'll be posting the first Rickey ms victoria concert, yes.
>>574603273Had an almost 80% wr with 3 lates. If I lose it's just just how it goes
>>574603273If I didn't do CM do I still unlock Ms. Victoria? also why is it such a big deal, we can just use a viewer to watch it
Which type of uma is better for sex?Short, meaty, unathletic OrTall, fit, flexible?
>>574603991Why are you trying to curse me?
Inviting Dia on a trip to Paris! Goofing up and booking a couple's room at a fancy hotel!
>>574603273I am, but not worried enough to rebuild acesShiraoki-sama, take the wheel
>>574603848I fucking suck at mant and I'm glad its gone, my last plat win was Sagittarius with a +A Taishin.
>>574604320Left gives you huge tits and ass that jump around on top of you, or while you lift her over everything in the houseRight gives you access to just about anything that (YOU)r body can stomach Kamasutra wise and more.Right is more fun on a technical level, left on a SOUL level
>>574603273The fact that A Finals was stolen from me makes me think I can crush B Finals by comparison.
>>574604320Don't care, I'm gonna suck on Belno's Belnos.
how much longer must I wait for the next canopus trainee?
>>574603661You might be screwed if you dont get on the site right away. Or have to buy from a scalper
with this 7 everyone is winning the finals
Reminder that dirt umas are anal-coded
>>574604332well you could've won the last one...
With this 7, only those who would FUCK, BREED, MARRY Matikanefukukitaru will win the finals. Everyone else will lose by a nose.
its still up
>>5746045867 and it comes true 4 and I am struck down by Shiraoki-sama for the sins of my fellow 7 rollers, anything else and the thread becomes butter on toast
>>574604586Thanks for trying...
>>574604320Oguri WOULD be better at sex if she had any idea what she was doing (she doesn't), so Belno is better because she is enjoying it.
>>574604692My Kawakami stole the win from King.
>>574590169Is this good enough for the next dirt medium CM?
zamn
7 and I'll have sex with Fukukitaru.
>>574603273Whatever will be, will be
>>574604976That's how the carrot crumbles
My trainee jokingly kicked me in the back and nearly paralyzed me a few months ago, and she wont stop sobbing and apologizing on the off chance she's willing to even be in the same room as me
>>574604526Last cm I didn't prepare well enough and got sent to the B group for round 2 and Xoguri demolished the entire competition, I have never won so many cm races before, finals included.
>>574604831sex gentle wife
>>574605246Tell her Uma blowjobs are a cure.
>>574604924>no hesitant pace on a xog cm>no golshi unique>no keen eye (not needed but funny to have)>no hesitant ends on a xog cmyou can do much better gwochachis
>>574603273I've actually never been more confident.
>>574605351goldship skill is there, well it is what it is for me
>>574605246if you want to manipulate her more, every time she comes near you flinch a little
>>574605446anulo mufa
>>574605307There is a doujin about this with Rice
>>574605464hot
>>574604754True, it is
Why does Pasa's casual outfit look like she works at a McDonald's? Yes I know it's just a polo shirt, it's because of the Spanish colors.
>>574604472Would Brian be more left than right?>B91 after all
>>574605468I'm thinking of only ever interacting with her in public spaces where there's a bunch of other people just in case she tries something like that again, it's really worrying how quickly I was told to act like I fell down the stairs
>mayacunny still up
>>574604691Urara is a good girl....
>>574604320The reason men like soft, plump bodies is because they act as a cushion while fucking, making it feel better.
Who wants to fuck
>>574606051Umama does
>>574605965I have that
>Brianfags are getting uppity again
>>574606051I only wish to fuck my Umawife.
>>574606051>>574606081>>574606093
>>574606051hi
>>574606125isn't it past your bedtime?
what are we gaming
>>574605884>boy umaleft
dream journey impregnation
>>574606440
>>574606259favorite position?
>>574606573>nothing happens
this is me, I do this
>>574606573I still wonder how most parents can send their horny daughters to a hot-springs trip alone with their trainers, and what's more, spending a whole night together
>>574606640front sometimes back
>>574606731you make it sound like that's a bad thing
bros i recruited this really cute trainee what am i in for?
>>574606913What do you prefer
>>574606979
>>574606979i don't recognize this mejiro member is she new
>3000 gift carrats>6 days of free multis>whatever else can be scrounged up in 2 weeks timeBros I'm feeling hopeful desuMight not be completely bricked???400 won't be possible but getting to 300 I can do
>>574590169just when I thought I couldn't love CB any more than I do alreadyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>574606979>no earpieceis xhe genderless?
>>574607127
>>574607210>Might not be completely bricked???That depends. What is your favorite uma?
yae
>>574607291Sakura Laurel
>>574590169mr cheese burger
>>574607258
THE IMAGE LIMIT YOU FOOLS
if you use hog + 2 dominators, you are going to hell
I told my trainee that my name was trainer but she could call me any time as a joke, and she laughed so hard her lips turned blue. Should I take her to the hospital?
>>574607303Cuteki
pyoi
Rickey + 2 dominators is soulful.
copa~
I will be running murmur and siphon debuffers to be soulful
I want Fuji Kiseki to (insert inane rambling here.)
>>574607521When in doubt, euthanize and move on
>>574607362(The pool training is tomorrow)
I want admire vega to win the cm. I want to see her sing ms victoria
The next Uma posted in this thread is my wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx7ff3Y-hV4here's your finals bro
>>574607198Why are umas like this
So...now what? Just take it easy until GL?
>lust provoking image of Mejiro Ardan.png
>>574607198yes Tazuna, I fuck my trainee, so what?
>>574531419>>574531419>>574531419I want images move
Having sex with an Umamusume is wrong.
JANNY'S GONNA FREAK
>>574607829breeding Mejiro Ardan and Ardanposters
>image of topless oguri cap eating a carrot burger on her bed with bad bed hair while using her other hand under her shorts to fiddle with her bean all of this while tamamo cross is sleeping on the bed next to her
Impregnating your delicious umamusume is the best.
disgusted_mejiro_dober.jpeg
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>574607920https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw
>>574607923Having sex with Umama is right
https://streamable.com/fmld42
>>574607920someday you're going to make the janny accidentally delete the jp thread
danchou showed up to my house dressed up as kitasan black
Guys I think I'm addicted to sex.
>>574607825That's what you should have been doing for a while now, but yeahKeep in mind that it's in three (tres) days
>>574608310Umama isn't a Danchou...
Next thread will be more Creek
>>574608381Fully aware, thank youThat said, I'm thinking I should bondmax my Rudolf
>>574608082"This violates our Safety Guidelines so we cannot generate this image"
Surely someone already has a bake or do I bake?If none then give me an OP
what about anal sex with ningen womenis it ethical?
Do not bake, let it die so we can be free
>>574608559make it Miracle
>>574608559Manhattan Cafe
>>574608559kitasanblack.jpg
>>574608559Kingu
>>574608559Make it a CB bread! (again)
>>574608559seconding KS Miracle
>>574608609kill yourself V
>>574608860>>574608860>>574608860freshy
>>574608885>slop op
>>574608932It's not even a character I know the name of. Lame
