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Argies should be range banned. Imagine being such an retarded ass country you manage to go from a 1st world country into a 4th world one.
why are people already doomposting about GL on twitter dot com?>wow you hate mant?? you're gonna hate this training scenario too!!!It's not 50 minutes for an Ace run so I really don't care
So How's ir Ricky?
Uma musume?
Digitan LOVE
wahey
>>574659686gl unironically sucks tho theres no skills
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>574659691Brickey!
>>574659686>start run>light hello bounced badly>forfeit>start run>light hello bounced well>gauges lagged hard>forfeit>start run>light hello bounced well>gauges are good>rainbows never came>forfeit>start run>light hello bounced well>gauges are good>rainbows showed>bad shop>forfeit
>>574659667>Argies should be range bannedWhy, hermano?
>>574659686They're just parroting opinions from both sloptubers and the early JP videos (Japs were talking about the bugged lower speed >>> higher speed bug)
>>574659867light hello bounces on me every day
>>574659529sei-chan is the cutest umamusume of all time
>>574658573We dont really need good strikers as long as wingers play well and we have a competent false 9Thank god the bald god subbed Nico in because he did more in 30 minutes than Yamal in the last 300>>574658792>parasocialThis is a huge social event, theres thousands of people out in the streets screaming, honking, lighting firecrackersIts not like watching some gachafaggot pull on stream
so now that uma musume has flopped its numbers, what went wrong?
>>574659707Brown hours, pls understand
>>574659881witgod said GL is better than MANT so i'll believe him
>>574659970I actually agree I love seichan
>>574659896Gotta love that Ayabe always manages to find herself anywhere where there is fluffiness
uhh it's not parasocial because everyone else is doing it haha
3* blue/pink with bad whites, or 2* blue/pink with good whites?
>>574659867Bouncing Light Hello's hag umanko every time I start an OGC career
2 DAYS TILL YOU FIND OUT IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS BRICKED FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS!
>>574660074literally no one cares about blues. i will take perfect pinks and whites with a non-existent blue.
>>574659768What's the problem, just take the first one nigga
>>574659976>We dont really need good strikerslol, we NEED a good striker. Why do you think we almost found ourselves in penalties. We cannot rely all the fucking time on wingers dribbling inside, it's too predictable and because of that Argentina's defence could hold us for so fucking long
>>574660117no such thing as a bricked account>you'll always get LH>if you can't MLB tach you borrow herthe only brick is spending all your carats and fail to MLB tach
>>574660074As long as the total blue count is 7 I can roll with it. Pink & whites are more important now.
>>574660074My completely autistic and arbitrary cutoff is 1 extra blue for 5 2 star whites
>>574660074good whites
>>574660229It's not a turf cm
>>574660279>>you'll always get LHHow so
>>574660279>you'll always get LHExplain, I'm a globalbab
>>574660403>>574660410your pity...
>>574660403>>574660410NTA but I'm assuming just as a scenario training partner like with Riko. It's useless though
>>574660403>>574660410you DO have 100-150 rolls saved up don't you?
>>574660074pink > white > blue
>>574660403>>574660410If you MLB the R version of LH and it's just as good as 1LB of the SSR version
>woke up to a boy uma thread
cute mare NOT a gorilla
>>574660558Dont lie like that bro
>>574660558is this a new gaslight I'm pretty sure LH is SSR only and the R sucks
Does Cafe still need to be an end closer or can I get my 2 spark slots back?
>>574660321Just do it again and get luckier, senpai. Step it up, granny believes in you
Hypothetically speaking, if with 400 rolls + 1 pity I get 4 Tach do I use the second pity to MLB tach and commit to always borrowing LH or do I pity LH and use a crystal on Tach
>>574660558
reminder: if you use any rainbow crystals, textbooks, or selectors before EoS then you didn't really play the game.
>>574660624You really want LH SSR, even if only 0LBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RFJN2qeFl8
>>574660624your own MLB tach + useable LH sounds like a good crystal situation. You'll probably not need more crytals until Ramonu and by then you'll recover the used one
Rulership is getting so much art it's great
>>574660624Hypothetically would you rather eat poop flavored curry or curry flavored poop?
>>574660558>It's just as goodAre you sure about that? Because R Riko is MUCH worse than the SSR version bro
>>574660623love acutewant acutehug acutesex actute>>574660602same for gentle wife
what cards are in irl ebayan's deck
>>574660558He's right you know
I want more actual hag Umas like Maru not fake hags like creek and pearl
>>574660737time to go down the mines, I suppose. thanks for mentioning it!>>574660856sex with zoomersex with palmersex sex sex
>>574660856who the HECK are those ningen in the bottom
>>574660942self-insert artist
>>574659667That's North America and most European countries not Argentina though
So we're all trying to loop racing spirit stam+mood+power onto our legacieswhich ignited skills are most important to to for? Just wit for front runners?
>>574659768>my lobster tastes a bit too buttery today.
>>574661036i’m not looping shit dawg i have a job
>>574660904>actual hag Umas like MaruI love maruzensky more than most real people, but you must understand that is an anime hag, not an "actual" hag. She looks 28 at the absolute most, seeking the pearl unironically looks older
What makes McQueen so beautiful and sexy despite having no tits or ass?
>>574661036>racing spirit moodsuper niche, not worth worrying about. stamina and power are the important ones, in that order.
>>574660117I didnt roll NTR card and everything turned out fine, nothing will change here. Tachyon doesn't even powercreep Kitasan she's just scenarioslop.
>>574661194Literally not what I asked
>>574661157the ONLY cute opera artist
Dia-chan big LOVE
>>574661157the mare opera o
So I know the first aptitude upgrade only takes 1 sparks and we can never start at S, but can I still upgrade from A to S with a 1* pink? Though that shit always took 3
>>574661269i don't care about your follow-up question when your foundation is faulty.
>>574659529sex with boys
>>574661036Not looping anything til autoparenting
Did you know? Taiki shuttle would go "Nyooo..." IRL
Mayano Top Cunny
>thirdies show up>instantly make the entire thread about themselves, race and /pol/tardationevery single goddamn time for off with your off topic non sense and talk about HORSES and VIDEO GAMES please>>574661380Seen this comic in the past, so yes, I did.
>>574661036Ignited spirits are not as strong as the URA ones, but you'll just want ignited power as general accel wit for fronts, stamina is good generic heal for xog. Speed and guts is meh
>>574661338>can youyes.you can promote from A->S with a singular 1-star pink across your entire lineage but the number of stars on a spark also increases the likelihood of a proc thus you look for more.
>>574661380How can this american be so fucking cute, it's incredible how Taiki has literally NEVER been surpassed as the best uma since the game's inception
some of yall niggas here are insanely intelligent, attractive and hung
>>574661296SHE'S SO CUTE!
With the new scenario around the corner are we to build both aces and parents in it?
>>574661643why thank you =3
>>574661552name five (5) books.
It's over, globalbros...
>>574661114Maruzen is atleast 40yo but she looks 28
Why are people so ambivalent and dismissive about Flash Speed and excited about Pokke Speed for lates when they have almost identical stats, Flash comes out 5 months earlier, and its gold and hints are more universal? Did all of you fail to properly hoard your carats? What’s the deal?
>>574661643ew
>>574661643Your mom said the same thing.
>>574661370Sei-chan is discovering her exhibitionist fetish...
>>574661627What's the percentage per spark, and how much does affinity help?I may need to gamble.
TWO DAYS UNTIL GRAND LIVE
>>574661451I wish to be marked by my beautiful brown wife
>>574661780that is not how you use ambivalent
>>574661643Just the latter two if we are being realistic
>>574661793this is my favorite new meme when people talk about fat bastards
Semen retained again
>>574661910bwo GL is dropping in 2 days
lol 942k on my first team trial of the weekMy parfait stash goes back to growing!
>>574661958He's retained this week at least
Will I be safe or will GL push next week to like 950k?
>>574661958It's not gonna shoot up 40k+
>>574662042Under 900 wont hold this week imo
>>574661764trick questionthere are only 2 green books and 2 gold books in the game
>>574659867is that what they call late date event?
>>574660558>it's just as good as 1LB of the SSROhoho, now there's a gaslight worth spreading.
>>57466207030K doesn't sound impossible though, 20k is guaranteed
>>574661780>almost identical statsThe friendship and speed bonus advantage make a pretty big difference.Also while golden late straights may be "universal", it's a 0.10 upgrade over double circling the regular skill while rising pulse is 3s of 0.35 CURRENT speed.
its a NEW DAY!^and i couldnt post sooner cuz my provider said "fuck you" right on day change
>>574662143>Bwo forgot the Unity Cup guidebook
>>574661846but is still too lazy to go out in public to fulfill it
>>574662230Thank you for letting me know, anon! I'll open the game right now because of you!
>>574661380why did the artist whitewash hishi amazon for this comic
I can't decide who to go for nextI already have host club Seiun
>>574662143>He forgot the book the uma is holding in the "story" screenFool
pinch
>>574662368he’s argentinan
doto.......
Umamusume Leg Lock Strength Tier List when?
Waaaaaaaai! My first 1 million!!!
Would you hold Rickey's hand?
>>574661849>percentage per sparkdepends on affinity.https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/mobilebasic?pli=1#:~:text=Bonus%20Chapter%3A%20Inheritance%20chances!table at link provides base-values then the formula for expected with affinity considered.
>>574662412regular seiun for meta purposes
>>574662347
>>574662490Sprinters go the hardest, stayers the longest
BROS WTF
>>574662412banahyde
>>574661643well 1/3 is better than 0/3...
>>574662412Seiun is easily the most useful. Then Fuji.
>>574662482she’s so fucking smart and her intentions are so fucking pure and devoid of any bad intentions whatsoever
>>574662212You swap the speed bonus for a power bonus, and it already has 2 speed bonus. Pokke’s gold is good yes, but you can only use it on medium and long, and you won’t always have late straights available. So you’re waiting 5 months to get 10 friendship bonus, a sidegrade in stat bonus, and a sometimes better gold half the time, and no gold the other half. What a great deal?
Just be honest Dober...
>>574662584yes now put them on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVMPoKldSRk
>do daily race x3>0 (zero) daily sale proc
>>574662642I already got spooked twice by bananahyde and again by Kwanzaa bananahyde like two days ago
I'm gonna flatline until OGC.
>>574662640HARU URARA GAMBARIMAAAASU
>>574662668anon, pokke's gold is a .35 current speed on late-race while eishin is just hold late straightaway. these aren't even comparable.
>>574662524no way fag
>>574662482Doto only wants ramen to have a lethal amount of spice because she's business minded and wants to make the entire operation work.
>>574662482imagine getting spice mogged by an half-irish woman
>>574662784
>>574662820This is my dirt ace.
>>574662756Curren...your pits smell...
>>574662668I literally posted the training output you get from both cards and yet you are still claiming 1 speed instead of power bonus is a sidegrade.
>>574663053I can't read Chinese nigga
>>574663038SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF
>>574662838They are both 3s .35. You rarely ever proc straight skills in the accelnzone, so it’s only losing a little bit of value to having to naturally accelerate and sometimes you will procvis 1m from the finish. It’s a little worse but it is very similar in value, except you can use Flash’s on all distances.
>>574662764What the hell is she doing
>>574663038i’m putting in my 2 weeks notice the second my trainee does this nasty unhygienic shit
>>574662784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5kI-LrbcFghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8WNheLQzQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D6kwFkEMdE
>>574663197>the golds are similar in valueYou're retarded.
>>574661380the best now and forever
>>574663197you have no idea what you're talking about. please MLB the first eishin speed so that you can quit the game quicker.
>>574663053It is a sidegrade, the extra output is from the friendship bonus, which I granted was a benefit.
>>574663038I'm putting in my 2 weeks notice the second my trainee refuses to do this nasty unhygienic KINOMy trainee is Aruvu and it's senior year btw
Are we rolling for Rulership in 5 years?
May this be a a sign that things will go well during Finals...
>>574663469rolling for anything chevachi
>>574662867absolute humiliation ritual for el
>>574663367>>574663386I accept your concession
can someone give me a qrd on how you play the new scenario?
>>574663395I'm sure if you look at stats in isolation like that then yeah I'm sure you can still tell yourself it's a sidegrade.
>>574662867Fucking embarrassing. Doto is so superior to Finemo btw its not even funny any more.
>>574663557K-kokuhaku?! >_<
>>574663517I love chevacchi she's so cool here
>>574658209>Hating Ryan means you are psychotic, not liking her is normaland even then, the vast majority of anons saying they don't like her is because of her terrible (for herself, she has great taste when it comes to others, see Dober's summer alt) fashion sense and terrible haircut. Give her a cute haircut (doesn't even have to be long, see Vodka) and make her dress better, anons would be all over a good-natured tomboy.
>>574663316HOEH!?>>574663586That's the fun part, you don't! You let autoplay do the job!>>574663613The coolest and cutest gaymer there is!
Retired out of shape umas are fascinating.
>>574663586go watch mintyfreshbreath's GL video if you want someone to hold your hand.
>>574663587The stat bonus is objectively a sidegrade, yes. 10 friendship bonus is a nice bump but you do need to justify losing out on 5 months for it.
>>574663705The new scenario won't have auto on release
>>574663557I accept your confection
OK but are you ready for the real star of the patch?
>>574663854It will soon after tho, just waste time with unity till then :^)
>>574663834Don't bother trying to convince anyone, this is the same general that will tell you with a straight face not to roll for wit teio
>>574663791they're wifeshaped
>>574663791bitch you ordered the food
>>574663791
Bros, I really need those kawasaki kinen banners, please donate.
Can you guys wish me luck for the CM finals? I really want to win Ms. Victoria with my oshi.
>>574664113shut up, danchud. umama is our queen now.
Is Urara actually playable now with the new Dirt G1s?
>>574664176Check her medium affinity
>>574664176lmao
>>574659867Isn't the shop a set orderAlso forfeiting a run is a bitch move
>>574664058nigger you can do 5+ runs a day, that's 10 days to get all the banners and you've pot5'd Rickey. Stop being a lazy faggot and do your goddamn runs, you worthless piece of toreina shit!
So Rickey liking them black confirmed?
why the fuck is zen nippon junior yushun so hard
>>574664049How did you get this image of Oguri and I?!
Toreina-san...can we please go to IKEA together?
>>574661643I've been described as insanely intelligent before but I make so many foolish decisions I may as well be retarded. I've been called cute before but only in cosplay or when younger. And I've got just a bit over six which I thought was average or below but its just slightly above apparently. So do I get partial points or is it still 0/3?
>>574664254DIDN'T ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION AWARDDID THE NEW UPDATE ONLY ADD MEDIUM DIRT G1S?HUHANSWER MEYOUR READING FUCKING COMPREHENSION?SMARTASS
done so many ogurin runs that my gut drops whenever I hear that fucking cat sound effect
>>574664580You seem like you have low self-esteem, want to kiss?
You're not Riggey...
Happy start of the week
>>574664370actually you can buy 30 sashes of both new races so you only need to farm/ask for 20
>>574664757I'm happier now that I've seen a cute picture of Daiwa
>>574664595
Dober
>>574664595did you check it or not
>>574663197Current Speed =/= Max Speedto put it into easy to understand terms, Current Speed means that when activated your speed goes inmediatly from, for the sake of an example, 20 km/h to 40 km/h whereas Max Speed means that your max speed goes from 40km/h to 50km/h without giving you any help to accelerate faster to that new max speed.This is why Current Speed is so strong, it just completely skips acceleration and sends you to that new speed.Having said that I believe that if you are a Late Surger Main you want to have both Flash Speed SSR and Pokke Speed SSR. Flash also comes earlier and with a lot of good Late Surger hints to help you out during Grand Live.
see ya niggers
>mfs have bricked their accounts to pull rickey, pissed off their club by begging for sashes, will grind for the perfect A&S+PP+DD+6 greens run and still lose to a lazy xoguri+dominator team
>all my rickenloopers get dogshit sparks>i have zero tp left from rerollingthis is a fucking meme
anons, the "pull for eishin speed" gaslight will not work because even the retards of /uma/ can identify how shit the card is. find a new angle.
Gold City feet in my mouth
I'm confused is the jbc classic mile or medium
>class 5 retention rangeAIIIIEEEE GRAND LIVE SAVE ME!
It's not fair
playing umamusume is bad for your soul
>>574665045The only reason people don't pull for her is that it's more advisable to save for Ramonu. I got the money to whale and roll for both so shut up peasant.
>>574665168rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574665168brickey rickey
>>574665212The reason people dont pull for her because Pokke is better and if you for some reason decide to roll for both Flash and Pokke then you are rolling for 3 speed cards in 3 scenarios (since Pasa comes out a bit after Pokke), which is stupid
>>574665168Have fun in the open leagues
How many of you have never dropped down to group B finals before?
>>574665212you will, quite literally, never be able to fit her into a deck. a piggy with a small brain is on-brand.
>>574664901I know, I said as much in my post you replied to: current speed means you don’t need to naturally accelerate. But it doesn’t take very long to naturally accelerate that much, so it’s a minor point as long as you don’t activate it in an accel zone. I find pulling Pokke Speed suspect, because it’s close to both Pasa and Duramente (which you shouldn’t pull for just for dura, but it’s attached to Dia wit so you might get it anyway).
>>574664706Well I suppose so then, yes.
>not 8th pull
>>574661643hmmm.....no>reasonably intelligent, but by no means extraordinarily so>skinny ugly, look like goblin>small penis, again like goblinso .5/3, could be worse
(My)/(The Enemy) Goldship Taishin Seiun Smaru VBourbon Xoguri Rickey is so incredibly (Based)/(Cringe) because (I)/(They) built them with a (F2P)/(Whale) deck and they're an Uma (I)/(They) use because (I'm a Goldship Taishin Seiun Smaru VBourbon Xoguri Rickey oshi)/(I love wheelchair umas on [insert current cm]) and any time I (win)/(lose) it's because I'm (using)/(against) an incredibly (Skillful)/(Braindead Wheelchair) Uma. No Stopping Me and Straightaway Spurt Groundwork and Early Lead Festive Miracle Triple 7s and Luck Runs My Way are such (Cool)/(Cringe) skills and I would (die for Goldship Taishin Seiun Smaru VBourbon Xoguri Rickey)/(kill this bozo and anyone who plays her)
>>574665463Come seek me out if you get 3rd place in CM today.
>>574665287Flash comes out in September this year, Pasa in April next year. By the moment Pasa comes out I'd have got plenty of use from Flash, 1 and 2/3 escenarios worth.
>>574665168>sparking an uma you will only use once a yearBro. That's stupid.
Do we get 15k carats from anni gibs….
>>574660904Unfortunately, many of them are locked up in the "NPC Jail".
>>574665375probably every strictly f2p anon has fallen to Group B finals at least once. Buhis are just strong, and smart buhis are very, very strong. Smart meta-chasing WHORE buhis are practically impossible to beat
>>574665797I need more french umas
>>574665797montjeu is younger than special week
>>574665821I'm F2P and I have always made Group A finals though?
>>574665869But they are actually stinky
>>574665757But she's cute!
>>574665821f2p reporting in: i haven't come close to B-finals and i've been a lazy fuck in regards to ace-building for 10 CMs straight.
I tire of the Chiyotard
>>574665375I have fallen to B finals ONCE and it was because I fell for a youtuber meme Triple GW pacer during taurus cupI got a podium sweep on B finals though, felt a little nice, better than 3rd place A finals
>>574666004I think it's cute.
I’ve played casually since launch and this is my first time in A finals I’m 100% gonna get eviscerated
>>574665757you can use her in sprint, mile and medium if you're autistic enough THO
>>574665668Ok. Probably will since I made a lazy one shot team but still made it to graded A finals anyways. God bless hakuraku.
>>574660904>>574665797Any character that is canonically a hag is already also canonically retired and, as such, can't be playable
>>574666167Maruzensky?
>>574665919>>574665975doubt, but if true, very nicely done.
There's a part of me that wanted to go with 3 Lates for next CM but I don't have Digitan so Inari and Oguri are missing a necessary buddy (Dober and Ryan would force me to run them with Medium A). Guess It'll be Xoguri and 2 dominators again...
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GOOD TACHYON PARENTS FOR XOGGER THERE'S LIKE NOTHING WITH ANY GOOD HEAD-ON SPARKS
>>574664729sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574665375Not ever since CM3>tried clawing my way up to A finals to no avail in CM1, had no kitasan and shit cards>tried open league in CM2, felt bad punching babies so never again
>>574665039Hope you're borrowing the right parent.
>>574666261As much as people meme about her being old she is still a schoolgirl just as all uma in Tracen are
oh nyo nyo nyo helios sisters what's this hahahahaha
200 rolls for Rickey and Ballroom Seiun (good front parent) isn't a bad investment, actually.
https://files.catbox.moe/0rche3.mp4Deeply relatable.
>>574666409
>>574665375not once. but lately most of my CM attempts have left me in A finals due to a single 3/5 ticket.
>>574666409She has a driving license, she lives by herself, she's continually talking about 80's and 90's things. I call bullshit
>>574666446yeah it isbuying rickey with a selector is way smarter since you only miss one or two dirt CMs and one of them is xoguri debuffer slop anyway
>>574666462OISU! CUTE NATURE DEEEEEEEEES~~
>>574666462Bro needs to lay off the cigarette.
>>574666409>here's that young, supple teen that i was telling you about
>>574666327Start loooooooping
>>574666538>buyingWHALE
Whenever I see a catbox link and it's not actually porn I feel deeply betrayed and disappointed.
>>574666409Why did they have to make her so mindbendingly hot?
>>574665821All it takes to get to group A (for now) is having at least average game knowledge AND making effort to play the game to make specific CM aces
>>5746665033rd year in high school is enough leeway for her to be 18, enough for a driving license and to live by herself
>>574666643if you're meta chasing, sure. I do 15-20 runs per ace, but probably a) no Finemo and b) running fronts after the giga-nerf combined fucked me over.
Why did nobody tell me Rickey had a much lower chance of failing Agemasen chains, this makes her way more meta
>>574666637Sorry, I just hate that whole sound plugin system, and that's where everyone uploads to anyhow.Here's something wholesome to take the edge off.
>>574666462So this is the boyfriend having WHORE
>>574666503>16 year olds can do that>common japanese trope>autistic fixations
>>574666473Delete this.
>>574666916Cute.
>>574666327I am making my own
>>574666639no idea, but so goddamn glad they did
i'm going to buy an agnes lab coat and wear it in public.
>>574666462what are they talking about...
>>574666946Maruzensky, it's ok you don't have to explain yourself, some of us prefer older women
>>574665797who is the brown one?
>>574666327Sorry I already took your borrow spot gwo :)
>>574667135>Style pinkLol
>>574666823
When will we get Magic the gathering secret lair for Uma musume? I want sol ring with an Uma on it >bro just proxy it No
>>574667038HOUIN KYOUMA
>>574667038you can do better than that
>>574667135sis? you're racing/ignited sparks?
>>574667102I am one of them god bless hags
>>574667240They dont fit in the crop
>>574667135where is the head on???
What was the TT cut off?
>>574667268Gentildonna is gonna crush you into atoms for calling her a hag
>>574667069Daisuke Matsutake (he's a Big Deal baseball player, in case you didn't know) came out as an Umamusume player and was just commenting about pleased he was to hear that Kaorin was going to be on the show. Then she oissu'ed him and his little heartstruck reaction went a bit viral.
>"hags"As if you're not older than them
>>574667360god I hope so. anyone have the image where she's yelling at (You) for always being hard whenever (You) see her?
>>574666462lmao
This might have to do
>>574666462what a moment, wish to be him>nature will never whisper that into your ear
>>574667615>farming head onbro didn't roll for scarlet pow?
>>574666462He is the closest to having experienced wife nature
>>574667535Those are the best kind of hags, ones younger than me in their 20s :)
>>574667374holy shit wait i didnt recognize him, its fucking DICE K? THIS IS AWESOME THANK YOU IM DYINGt. red sox fan
>>574667694>power card in ogcnot even whales can afford it
>>574667535that's the great thing about hagsyou get older, they stay the same!
>>574667748>t. red sox fan>reddit spacingadds up
>>574665797I need St Lite on my face
ha...it's not CM time yetmore nap
Reminder that Super Creek is literally the youngest member of her age group. Tama/Inari/Chiyo/Ardan/Yeano/Oguri/Memory are all older than her
>>574667121That’s King Halo’s Mom (stallion).
reminder taht I dont give a shit for creek and her googoogaga bullshit and I mostly dislike her cuz of her SUPER ANNOYING fan base by which I mean the 1-2 guys that SPAM ART OF HER unprovoked
>>574668021reminder that you are gay
>>574667935Well thanks a fucking lot, now I have visions of oppai loli Super Creek running through my head.
>>574667869IT WOULD LOOK RETARDED TO PUT THE T. THING WITHOUT A SPACE BETWEEN IT AND THE PREVIOUS LINE YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
danchud, i'm aware of the fact that my fan-gain this month has been lackluster and that i'm projected to miss quota. i want to start off by saying that you're overweight and fuck you. thank you for your understanding.
>>574668083I will use the selector for another Kitasan
danchud, i'm aware of the fact that my fan-gain this month has been lackluster and that i'm projected to miss quota. i want to start off by saying check your discord dms. i think you will find the contents satisfactory.
>>574665375Only ONCE did I not make it to A finals
>>574668310It's just a zip folder full of schnitzel images. What the hell!?
cant wait to job again for no reason despite a good team haha fun
Uraraaa! Get inspired! Get inspired!
>>574668310Irukamusume?
>>574668446>no reason mentionedYAY
>>574668517(plap plap plap)
ok but how would you get into A Finals considering: I don't do parents or I don't even do ace runs
>>574668083>palmer stam badIt's literally the only stamina card for fronts until.. today in JP. People still use it today to build fronts.
Where are the gaslight guides for cm17?
>>574667121rigantona
>>574667121king halo's mom
>>574659667>ex-president is confirmed to have stolen million, being corrupt and introduced policies that actively ruined the country>gets re-electedArgentina and Brazil are not real countries hence they should be excluded from the internet. Our lord Spe would wish it that way
>>574668760Outsourced to time-travelling koreanshttps://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=291773
>using a stamina card for a 2000m
I just found an X account that make a poll tournament of the gayest umas and yurifags are so funny because whenever they want to "prove" that umas are gay they post shits like this kek
>>574668841French chocolate...
I caught my trainee trying to copy my house keys…
>>574669098the larping is so hard it hurts
>>574668016>>574668841>>574668870ZAMN
>>574668898go back to eating donkey meat and sucking zionist dick, you aren't fooling anyone
>>574668938The fuck
>>574669098cafe would call her Reddit Tachyon unironically
...
>>574667935
>>574668517
>>574669556I don’t know who this is
>>574669323Standard Grand Live deck formation, 3/1/2 Wit/Pal/Speed, Generic spreadContext clues are important when using an auto translator
>>574669340>Aren't Cafe and I close friends?tachy with the trvkes
>>574668021this is now a Creek thread!
Just got hospitalized for being cringe. They put me in the awk ward.
>>574669637good
>>574669556dream journey would be hotter if she wasn't completely flat.
Is 400 stamina enough for mile dirt?
>>574669094Stam is a meme, just get it back on the downhi, oh no.
>>574668841
Umama and me
>>574669098What I don't get is why these retards cannot help but try to force everything man. It's not like Uma Musume doesn't have plenty of yuri pairings. Dasca-Vodka, Seiun-Flower, Brian-Amazon and Helios-Ruby.
>>574669725trve
Wait a secondThe umas made in grand live are also UG?So the only real benefit is the speed cap increase? And anything requiring stamina is miserable in the mode? And unity cup gives two MUCH better gold skills for free?Hmm...
>>574668841perhaps i judged king halo's mom too harshly
I train this
i dont want to watch the videogive me the rundown on why tachyon is somehow better
>>574668556
>>574669679
>>574669964>witgod color scheme thumbnailnyooooooooticing
Tachy, bobo, suzuka or falco to cheer on for the xitter event?
>>574669964Clickbait
>>574669098normalfag westniggers are incapable of understanding nip marketing. >make pretty much all umas for (You) to various degrees>have some appeal to more niche fandoms like yurifags, so Daisca/Vodka are yuribait while both still being for (You)ultimately it's failure of understanding relationships, these "people" can't fathom being close to anyone in a way that's not sexual, so clearly Suzuka is gay and Daiwa is huge raging dyke. It's funny, really.
orenji
>>574669964Come on, Henry...
>>574669964>straight up copying witgawdembarrassing
>>574669858I'm just gonna make my aces in Unity, its fun
>>574668938Based Koreans
CM Status?
>>574670134Kiss me Ramonu
>>574669986THAT'S NUMBER 12! let's go, Creeku!
>>574670191SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>574669098It's funny because the few times there were yuribait in the anime seasons were when everyone got pissy.
>>574669098>>574669198>>574669812>>574670045This is the same as headcanoning umas as lustful trainersexual rapists and you're lying to yourself if you disagree
>>574669964Fucking shameless.
>>574670340there's yuribait and then there's chevacchi screaming "I'M FUCKING GAY!!!!!!" out of literally nowhere
>>574670045it's just this image. it's always just been this. (if digitan was moved to the same tier as all others, that is)
>>574670191
>>574670191skipping the concert if I lose
>>574670359>lustful trainersexual rapistsbased
I'm going to miss my daily 100 club points after this CM
>mass replyPathetic
rulership x goldship ship
umaggers dont even watch youtube slop anymore, they just demand rundowns and look at you like this
>>574670282>tfw I asked her to put on the old uniform for a little last minute funshe misunderstood my intent
>>574669964This guys content is alright but he's quite shameless
>4 replies is now what counts as a mass reply
>>574670573This is why Witgod's videos are the best. They're just quick rundowns.
>>574669812Appropriation. Normalfags are desperate for it no matter which series they claim to be fans of, for short term.Remember when these retards got mad at Tracer from Overwatch for looking 'too sexy' but did a 180 when it was revealed she's lesbian?Same thing how yurifags get an aneurysm when a female character from a female dominant cast gets a boyfriend or interact with a male character just for a few second.
>>574670590Me inside Creek
>>574670573Yeah now shut the fuck up and tell me what buttons do i press
>>574670591Is that loot bar thing legit? It's triggering all my scam alarms
HELP I CAN'T CHANGE MY REGISTRATION>??
>>574670590I honestly thought this was giantess art for a second and the paddock gate was a skyscraper
>>574669812>Seiun-FlowerThey can't like this one because it's too "pedo".Just like they can't enjoy MihoRice due to its body disparity.
>>574670573My attention span is 4 minutes unless I am horny
>>574670686I want sex goddess Mejiro Ramonu to press on my dick and balls
Imagine your oshi screaming that she's in love with another uma while you are watching the raceChevalcucks lmao
>>574670541
>>574670609It is because it's all himself
>>574670669she'll raise you into a good uma, nonny
>>574670697DON'T
>>574670697its 50% scamsome games have even banned it (somehow)
>>574670697Call me a shill but I tried it and it works and planning to use it again when GL drops the new discount carats
>>574670663still remember the meltdown they had when devs revealed bayonetta's happy ending kek
>>574670741Oh, right, the height of consent
>>574666462that Oisuuuu
>>574670191Once again I put my trust in Oguri Cap
>>574670818I want to give dad Oyakodon
>>574670609you need to bark harder next time
>>574670663
>>574670848Do you have to give them your account info in order for them to buy the carats for you?
>>574670794the anime isn't canon
>>574670794Reminder that the game writers made Chevacchi into one of the heaviest For (You) Uma when releasing her because absolutely not one person liked that scene.
>>574670573i wish someone would look at me like that. should i start making clickbait uma videos...
>>574670941go to your room, little carrot
>>574670573If there were a way to have /uma/ backseat every input you make in the game a bunch of umaggers would be using it
>>574671013In a way no, but you have to log in on their devices through a screenshare that (You) control. What I did is immediately changing my password everytime I use their service just in case
>>574671197Sounds like Twitch plays pokemonIf it's such a good idea, do Twitch Plays Uma and earn a million bucks
>>574671091It's just an unrealistic scene.No one would like Kitasan Black.
>>574669685
>>574671197we tried during MANT and a run which had charming turn 3 ended up as A+
>>574671257This sound so sketchy my man. That 10% carat is not worth to compromise a good account, espe ially if its linked to steym and google.
>>574671336>>574669685Smooching Luna-chan
>>574669964Whenever I see videos with "Changes Everything", "Destroyed Me", and such I block the the whole channel.
I think we should kill Dream Journey fags
>>574669685>>574671336Hahaha very funny I get it now *rapes you*
do you niggers have nothing better to do than shit up the thread while waiting for GL to come out
>>574671480That's fair, be safe and happy
>>574670359Kind of. Dia-chan and Ardan being horny as fuck and extremely for (You) isn't just headcanon but in generalI agree, i.e. Nishino isn't *actually* about to rape you, but she is rape-coded, Cygames knew exactly what they were doing when they marketed her to the lolicons.
>>574671586shut up Falco, nobody is rolling for your alt
Does SFV work next CM?
>>574671257OK yeah that's spooky. I'm just going to stick to the bonus carats from cygames store.
>>574671586I stopped playing other games, so no.
>>574671257bro this is literally one of those indian redeem scams lol
>>574671586Raise your voice again and I'll make Transcend my dirt uma over you, F*lco
>>574671586suck my giant penis you pathetic loser bitch your song is literally copy pasted from idolmaster YOURE NOT UNIQUE OR SPECIAL
Forcing your trainee to run distances and surfaces she isn't suitable for isn't oshi gaming, it's narcissism-fueled abuse.
>>574671586Shitting up the thread is fun im bored of the game right now
umagrok...please play the game for me...
>>574671674
>>574670531
>>574671787
>>574671575
>>574671843Super sex with creek.....
>>574671787Touch grass
>>574671731I've been using it since unity started so far no indians has redeemed my account. Anyway I'll stop replying to stop the shill
>>574671838It doesn't matter. I only have three dirt capable uma, she's going on the team.
>>574671890that pic reminds me that I still don't have a good Restraint brat parent despite doing dozens of runs...
I wish I was Nice Nature so I could hug my trainer going through tough times
>>574671960
>>574670191as usual i'm basically having an anxiety attack until 3pm.
>>574672123why is she always horny?
>>574672049>>574672083Umas in lingerie is the hottest thing ever
>12 hours matchingfucking stallgames
If i somehow win A finals with this dogshit i will Post Special Week
>>574671967
how much will the current score creep be raised with GL?
>>574671625Her career story is an utter mess tho and the writer squandered the opportunity to make one of the best career story in the game just to push for a lazy For (You) angle in the end. I'm still mad about it.>Stablish a filial piety background situation>A child who forced herself to become an adult for the sake of her parents>She suffers from having her childhood lost even tho she cannot understand this>We come in to try to help her navigate this mess plus her entry into puberty (with all the tensions and doubts that come from it)>Seiun appears at first as a parallel trust figure for Flower besides usAll of this setup gets dropped mid story. The parents? forgotten, the puberty? just reduced to a growth spurt. Her relationship with Seiun? Gets reduced to background support role.Such wasted potential
WaitSo people hyped up rickey and xoguri is just better than her?
>>574672407copeano richardvsoguri peaktake a guess
>>574672407This has been the playbook for how long and you just realized this?
>>574672360UF is still the cap but the uma itself will be much stronger
>>574672407rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574672407what part of "as in peak" is so hard to grasp
https://x.com/kinugoshispark/status/2079174489909145750?s=20
Lunch time
>>574672386>Her career story is an utter mess tho and the writer squandered the opportunity to make one of the best career story in the game just to push for a lazy For (You) angle in the endyou just described every career and it's only gonna get worse because the average player can't get enough of that garbage
>>574672407Only one person has been shilling Brickey.
>>574672603i'm glad you finally upgraded from the tinfoil anon
>>574672386yeah many such career stories put more emphasis on (you) than on (her) for the sake of playerbaiting. granted the actual uma stories (in the story tab) sometimes flesh this out a bit.
>>574669964Why does he keep calling her light halo
My trainer got put in the psych ward after being with me for so long.He was a real Lunatic
>>574672407>not running both
>Spain wins World Cup>Yaeno Muteki congratulates meIt was an ok day
>>574659529Any advice on a Narita Taishin build? I'm running 3G-2SP-1P Unity cup. Also, speciality priority seems like the most important stat. Is there any reason not to only use speciality priority support cards?
>>574672717I'm not having lunch at home silly
>>574672716Wait, people still listen to Charlene? I thought everyone knew he was a fraud
>>574665964 fixed
>>574672831>Any advice on a Narita Taishin build?lots of milk and daily massages
>>574672876she*
Fuji Kiseki next
>>574670010I wonder if it's a one off thing he's doing or if he's actually going to keep using it
>>574672702meh, there have been decent stories I've read:- Dober- Fukukitaru- King Halo- Manhattan Cafe- Ardan- Bright
>>574669964her SP bonus +2 greatly impacts auto careers in Grand Live, giving you more SPthat's it, that's the THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. It's clickbait. the only thing useful is the updated gacha odds combined with crystals, see pic related
>>574672407On pretty much all 2000m, xoguri is going to be better than everyone. Period.But Rickey is relatively stronk on Dirt, yes, and will continue to rate highly for some time.
>>574672407She's also not very cost-effective since dirt CMs are so rare
>>574673043You guys gotta stop this cost effective argumentALL umas are specialized now. For the rest of the game. Forever.What, you're gonna skip blaze brian because "long only not cost effective"?
>>574672983you almost fooled me until the endnobody pulled for bright
>>574673043the only cost-effective uma has been HoHoHoguri, and even she doesn't come close to breaking even (assuming 30k spent to obtain her), even if you've won every CM A Finals since December '25, when she released. that's not why we spark umas, though, winning is its own reward.
>>574672207sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
hehe
>>574673223No I'm going to skip Blaze Brian because I'm not running pace chasers. Long is brown wife (et al) territory, and Brian isnt making the cut.
>>574672984>400 pulls 0 crystals, 3 LB and 1 LB79.90%>400 pulls 1 crystals, MLB and 1 LB74.65%I hate when sloptubers try to do math.
>>574672407Oguri Cup is the next cm my man.
>>574673362Okay great man thanks for this gameplay discussion contributionCan't stand posters like you
>no one liked my rudolf pun7 and you all die tonight
umamusume is not an investmentthere is no ROIyou will go utterly retarded if you keep up this pseudo-investor talk
>>574673223Don't you have to win about 15-18 CM's before you'd earn the carats to spark a 3* uma? I don't understand where this "cost-effective" argument has any basis in reality.
>Mayano Top Gun is the GOAT>Brian is a washed up uncSpot on!
>>574673483Umanko is my ROI.
Well, at least I got somebody new instead of a dupe?
>>574673423Maybe make better posts then that are worth taking seriously and you'll get a serious response
>>574673549banahyde cute
>>574673549time to bask in her BIG breats
7 and everybody is nice to each other
>>574673223I'm skipping blaze brian because you couldn't pay me to run that UGGO
>>574673369These are not the same situation althougheverbeitly
>>574673369how would you correct it?
Forgot to log PTO for the GL release day award. Oh well, I'm WFH anyway.
>>574673483ROI only matters if you care about the long-term
>>574673483Buy $Bobo now!
>>574673638stupid faggot
https://x.com/AkashiKishino15/status/2067277759186194774?s=20
>>574673549The only good part of rolling Bwa Hayahide is being able to listen to Winning Ticket’s concert
>>574672791>same birthday>same oshiwhy are you me? what's wrong with you?
>>574673667
>>574673549Congrats, Anon!
>>574673781>are you me? what's wrong with you?you just answered your own question?
>>574673693Dunno, did not watch the video
>>574673606You joined a gameplay discussion to express a poor opinion, and then backpedaled to "im just playing for my wife"Who the fuck is making the bad posts exactly?
>>574673735
>>574672407It's been said a lot but good fronts beats XOguri, Rickey being the best front means she has the highest chance of beating XOguri
>>574673885NTA but I am
>>574673909Fuku is uglyLong ears are ugly Cryers are uglyThis image is the epitome of ugly7 and everyone hates Fuku forever
>>574672183laden with uma eggs in need of fertilization
>>574673885Idk mr. reddit spacing arguing for investing 30k carats to win 6 cms (also not guaranteed btw). Which one of us is the dumbass here?
>Gran for 1200-1800m>Genshinfevre for 2000-3200mI'm ready to dominate CMs!
>>574674083(You) should be especially be nicer to other
>>5746740837 and everyone loves fuku forever
>>574673468I noticed, I did not laugh and you did not get 7I am laughing at you actually
>>574674181Other what?
>>574674152>taiki and oguri for mile and sprint>chrono and genti for med and longI want to see you try
7 and nothing happens
>>574674213posters...
7 and (You) have to do a 10 roll for Brickey now
>>574674213they/thems (umama)
I fucking hate all of you
I'm siding with the reddit space guy just because I hate waifu posters, especially the brown ones
>>574674083fuku is built for bullying
Any number but 7 and everything happens
>>574674194>4Fuku HATE forever
>>574674121Why would you join a gameplay discussion when you have 0 interest in gameplay? Youre still running from this one singular point
>>574674152slut
>>574674384Go back to /vm/a
>>574672756
>>574674257Base Taiki is only good for LoH and V.Taiki is the top meta but she's mile onlyOguri is no longer meta and Cingray Oguri is only good for Arima KinenAnd Chrono and Gentil are only for 2000-2500mYou don't get more versatile than Gran/Orfevre
>>574674390Absolutely. Fung Shui>>>dumb crystal balls
How ready are you for the finals?
You will regret skipping Bamboo Memory
>>574672791happy birthday spain bro
>>574674732>you will regret skipping the sprint late surger who is currently getting their ass kicked in a sprint cm
>>574674549>You don't get more versatile than Gran/OrfevreCounterargument
>>574674698I made a last-minute Fuji which is miles better than my current one and was too late to register her
Hello friends!!!
>>574674698surely ogurin will save me
>>574674732There are too many uma I want toward the end of the year to roll on any now.
>>574674464If you had two brain cells to rub together you would realizea) You were not talking about playing the game. You were discussing the return of investment on rolling on a meta uma. This is therefore not a gameplay discussion but a budget/pull plan one.b)The fact that I didn't even bother engaging with your dogshit point (do the math on how many cms you have to win with a meta uma to get your 30k carats back) implies it's so stupid it's not even worth giving a proper response.Stay mad stay retarded!
>>574674732I regret skipping her but only because I have immoral thoughts about her
>>574674819good morning baby poster
>>574659667Don't stop at argies, rangeban the whole continent
>>574674732I still use her card for level 5 hints and PTO...
>>574673870I'm not samefagging, I swear...>>574674735Thank you anon
>>574674950Youre not even arguing the same thing anymore, so youre just here to shitpost I guess?No one was even mad you wanted to play for your wife man, that's fine good luck on your wins, but why even engage if thats all you care about?
>>574675119that's nyot bamboo memory
Cinderella gray more like cinderella gay
>>574674507Make me, I'm stuck here in a prestigious /uma/ club from day 1
>>574673870can't post pics twice in a single post
copa copa
Does Summer Goldship have any purpose outside of being a parent that gets banned from breeding?
>>574674819hi
>>574675371I rubbed one out to her once does that count
>>574675048Young mom King...
how many more free rickey pulls do we have after today
bro is still mad he got trolled by a spic 5 months ago
>>574675370Need yanko
>>574675048>>574675434
>>574675204Hello and welcome to 4chan, friend! Notice how you got 3 replies to your post? While it may be difficult to tell since we post anonymously here, but those 3 replies are from different people. In fact, they might even be 3 different people from the person you yourself originally replied to! If this format scares and confuses you, perhaps consider returning to your comfort space of reddit dot com?
>>574675429I do not like this image.
>>574675371nothing stops you from gamblemaxxing with her as an ace
Pretty good haul before GL. What does this assortment of Umas say about me?
Will you still watch the Ms. Victoria concert if you don't win?
>>574675024name one uma you DON'T have immoral thoughts about.
The cleansing ritual was completed. A shower was taken, a sacrificial mikes hard lemonade was drunk, and I cleaned both Ayabe and the admire vega plush. It is up to Shiraoki now to deliver Admire Vega to victory.
>>574675625I want to have sex with most of the umas depicted so you get a thumbs up from me
https://x.com/em26745525/status/2079129999010136354
>>574670297I'll impregnate you if you don't win, don't worry.
>>574675569>Notice how you got 3 replies to your post? While it may be difficult to tell since we post anonymously here, but those 3 replies are from different peoplethey were all me though?>>574675682Mejiro Ryan
>>574675365I mean, sure I'll walk, but you?
>>574675774sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2 sex with chevachi 2
>>574675682Smart Falcon and Gold City
>>574675549thank you for the green tea, seven slices of ham
>>574675789Your name will be around of the middle of people I dedicate my suicide note
>>574675549
>>574675962That's hot
>>574675748Appreciate it, soldier.
Do you buy Outer Post Proficiency?
>>574675709
>>574676045That's one of them!
when will cygames make umamusume into a better video game
https://x.com/matudayazo/status/2079167545316356594
>>574676128We need an Uma Musume fighting game. I want to play a zoner Rickey
>>574676128when tucker's island gets released
>>574676128Allegedly L'Arc is the start of the golden age (so early next year)
>>574676128THERE'S AN UMA ON THE WING OF THE PLANE! WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?!
>>574676128Party Dash is right there bwo
>>574675668no
>>574675709Godspeed anon, may lady luck smile upon you
>>574675569>plebbitt spacing >go back I know I know, the eternal boogeyman but...You guys DO realize that website has been dead for like a decade right? Even my ultra normie megalib friends dont post there. You gotta update the insults man. Tell them to go to bsky or something
> Just loop parents bro, it will be great bro2 weeks later of 3 runs a day with reroll I still haven't produced a single uma with the 4 whites I need
>>574676123Funny, I was thinking the same thing!
>>574676128Right after they remake Granblue gacha into an actual videogame that people without Stockholm Syndrome would be willing to play
>>574676074nah
>>574676335>3 runs a day
>>574672831stop running guts cards manyou have 0 wit cards in your deck
>>574676358We have relink for that, ultra kino game
>>574676335you have 5 borrows gwochacho
Hello, I just wanted to say somethingKING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO KING HALO That is all, thank you for your time.
>>574676335Get those numbers up bwo and maybe you'll get something
>>574676335idk I've been looping since cm day 1 and I'm at the 2-3 white level
>>574676301If anything telling them to go back has more bite now, no? Since everyone is aware how dogshit and bot-infested it is telling someone they'd fit in better there is more insulting imo.
Next thread will be worse
dont worrythird shadowverse will be a success
hey nonnies
>>574675668Only if it isn't Oguri
if you think reddit is a dead husk of it's former self just wait until you see 4chan
I'm the only one in this thread who sees anob posting umas and imagines them as being that uma, and in my mind I have already had crazy amounts of baby making sex with all of you, except for the Ryanposter
Thoughts?
when are we going to get an actual uma in a horse race?
Any time I hear ANY advice from someone talking about a "parent loop" or ANY kind of multi-step parenting setup 100% know its from a bad actorIm a fucking day 1 player who STILL HAD NEVER MADE A FUCKING PASSABLE GENERALIST PASA PARENT and these tumors with keyboards are saying you can create MULTIPLE LAYERS of good parents with good blues/pinks/whitesDont just win the lottery, WIN IT REPEATEDLY ITS EASY BRO, absolutely fucking nauseating posts
>>574676752I generally avoid those
>>574676335Landing 4 whites you want on a single uma is a monumental task if you do the maths. At most you should target 2-3, even 3 is asking too much
thoughts?
>>574676780Looping has only been made available to us with the recent balance patch
Is this the girl from fortnite?
>>574676780if your room had better feng shui you wouldn't be complaining so much about bad luck
>>574676886I don’t understand what is looping exactly just>get parent with whites you want>hope it passes down to child outside of scenario?
>>574676884FIXED
>>574676752You can have the hottest naizuri/pitjob combo if you stuck your dick diagonally into that hole
>>574676964yes thats pretty much it
Nice thread globalTURDS
>>574659529Seiun Sky smokes weed and listens to Primus
>>574676886I mean, frontfags have been looping groundwork and movement cancer for months, but yeah, now everyone can do it too
>>574676752I will roll for ze 1488 uma and Inari pits job
how come these trainings only happen on turns where I have to racewhy did I even look
>>574677021made for instant loss
>>574676750I don't think you're being serious. I don't think you're actually that gay.
>>574676780This is about 5 loops in830296440 - partner codeReintroducing some skills I lost with my borrows today
>>574676964You get 2.5% bonus chance of inheriting a spark you have on each of your parent, maxing to 15%
>>574677079You really saw my post and instantly volunteered yourself with one of the horniest mares in the game
>>574676186
I think it's fucking bullshit that Skin Troubles can give you a -2 mood down
how do you guys find the TP to do all this training?>start with 100>accidentally start a unity career, abandon>start new career>finish>reroll spark>10 tp left
>>574677021gonna lose finals V?
>>574675774Idgi
>>574677021Get in the pool fatass
Brick-182 still has a spot open for YOU!chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
I could post a seiun parent with 3* Stam/medium/unique, 10 whites, 3* groundwork and get 5 replies of "LOOOOL NO PRUDENT OR IGNITED WIT ITS SHIT TOTALLY GLUE"
>>574676780dont loop and use dupes in the chain i dont think it works
>>574677129ex-Danchou what are you doing with pace aids...
>>574677332>>accidentally start a unity career, abandonDon't do this
>>574677332only 10 carats for 30 tpthat's over 7 rerolled runs for the cost of a single pull
>>574677358post your seiun
>>574674795why is this boy uma so sexy here looks off model.
>>574677346https://youtu.be/zVJ5ak_0iyU?t=75
>>574677129Says you dont exist
>>574677358racing spirit status?
doto is a cute cow
Is the midget paizuri monster any good in upcoming dirt CM?
>>574677005i see
>>574677686she's made for breeding at the looping mines not for racing
>>574676717You'd be surprised. The simple additions of being full of insults, captcha, and being radioactive to advertisers has managed to keep this site full of a varied amount of people. Plus lack of an algorithmic feed. Reddit is 90% political activists, retards, and bots, it's absolutely unreal.
>>574677358I mean that's bare minimum at this point. There are so many with all of them and more
I wish I was a cute cow
Take it-my final Ayabe image before I sleep until finals. I wish you all luck
>>574677637
>>574677358Why do you seek validation from this shithole
>>574676780You too huh? Ive done actual hundreds of pasa parent runs, absurd hours in MANT and this is the best one I have after all that, its pretty miserable. I do agree anyone talking about looping are out of their mind, people playing for over a year are still stuck on step fucking ONE of a "loop"
>>574677435It is a mystery
>>574676780If you're aiming for a white or two it's easy.If you're aiming for 3 to 5 you're in hell.
>>574677783>absurd hours in MANT>look inside>Unity Cupracing spirit doko
So why do most of the seiyuu kinda suck at singing in the live concerts? Are all the studio recordings just heavily edited?
>>574677783i think its because youre using dupes of the same uma
>>574676752I wanna force that micromanko apart with my 7 inch penis
>>574677783If you borrow a parent with a lot of good whites it makes it easier~
>>574677938Thank you for proving my point I guess. The implication was that the gigantic multi month MANT grind provided me 0 good parents, that pasa was better than all the MANT ones.
>>574677907I just want a nice all-around parent with decent racing spirit + uma stan + nimble + spurt + groundwork + restraint + leap forward sparks and good blues and pinks
>>574677749maybe settle for just being cute, anon.
>>574676884I WANT RICE MILKI WANT RICE MILK
>>574676752wanna stick my dick in her tiny manko and make her and her siblings happy
>>574677556Practice partner code, not friend code
hello
>>574677943let's see how well you sing in front of an audience of 20k people while dressed up as your favourite horse girl
>>574676445not that guy but >you have to play 2 and a half hours minimum EVERY DAY FOR 2 WEEKS to have good parents and that is not even a givenI knew it since release, parent farming is the real life-killer of this game, totally grindy, totallly RNG, it's the worst mechanic in the game. Some might treat a gacha like a job with 3-4 hour day shifts and that's fine, but I won't enter that realm.
>>574678062I won't marry the hag...I won't marry the hag...I won't marry the hag...I won't marry the hag...I won't marry the hag...I won't marry the hag...
>>574678058Lmao
>>574676780I'm happy with the best MANT grandparent I was able to make with a bit of looping, she will give birth to every parent I'll make during GL. You borrow the lottery winners.
>>574678159i could do this easily
>>574677798
>>574678183Just wait for independent runs bro, the auto will fix this shit
>>574678193I will
I actually think the uma live events are kinda weirdI like the uma, the voice actor is cool dont get me wrong but im here for the uma. Cygames literally helped hololive with their vtuber concert tech, why not use it themselves?
>>574678201sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574678183any competitive game is going to require you to spend hours a day to be in a top player bwoyou don't HAVE to do that you can just enjoy open or B finals or whatever
>>574678314Okay man I wasnt in this argument but im at 9 CM wins without any of this absurdity, ill step in when you take it that far, dont give shitty advice
>>574678282>Cygames literally helped hololive with their vtuber concert techOne is worth a shit ton of moneyThe other is not. Why do more when less works equally well for a phone game?
>tfw have never looped any parents>only made my own for distance sparks>solely rely with borrows for acesI don't think parenting is even for me
>>574678282It's still a mystery why they push the 3DPD idols as hard as they do
>>574678020lemme dive into that perfectly straight umanko, calstone!
>>574676856It's about a 1% chance isn't it? Should happen eventually.
I’m beginning to like Special Week.
>>574678398>Okay man I wasnt in this argument but im at 9 CM wins without any of this absurditythen what are you even crying about ._.
>>5746784143DPD idols are less niche and make more money than vtubers
>>574678410""looping"" and parent making is boring shit for autists that play this gacha to damn much.
>>574676856loopers are looking for 5+ on each parent
>>574678282I think it has something to do with the contracts the seiyuus have
>>574678256I can't believe taishin is so light and petite she can just jump off of buildings and be perfectly fine
>>574678414>It's a MYSTERY why they push REAL LIFE IDOLS that one has a CHANCE of touching, romancing or fucking, over FAKE SHITYou fuckers seriously need to touch grass and go outside once in a while holy shit
>>574670189Link me up, I bet you
>>574678676>REAL LIFE IDOLS that one has a CHANCE of touching, romancing or fuckingholy incel
>>574678398>she still thinks CM wins matter
>>574678676unreal post
>>574678676creep weirdo
I want to have sex
>people continue talking about korean or chinese server>WHEN THEIR BALANCE AND META IS COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENTfucking hell this is why I hate metaslaves so damn much, they gaslight each other into death and ruin
>>574678676this level of delusion is why they chose 3DPD idols
>>574678405>muh phone gameArguments been dead for over a decade grandpa, mobile games make FAR more money than 99% of "real" games. This IS a game company's prime investment
>>574678676you only have a chance with them if you look like this
>>574678828are you cute
>>574678676I get it, you hate vtubers and love onlyfan camwhores
>>574678882>china>japannice argument racist
>>574678927Not with you
>>574678927can we do it instead I'm a bottom
>>574678676> Made up scenario that is factually impossible except maybe for criminals that deserve capital punishment> Touch grass guys!Oh no he's retarded
>>574678529Dont tell someone they have to engage in your MMO tier grind "or else enjoy B finals"Its dishonest
>>574678996We know umama
>>574678907
>>574678996gonna be honest i prefer lilac
>>574671556my lord
>>574678907>>574679093cute rapist
>>574678676LMAO
>>574679205>>574679205>>574679205
>>574679034Enjoy your shitty LOH placement then
>>574679154o-oh...I see...
>>574678765nta but plat titles are the only thing that measures your worth as a trainer
>>574679220HOLY SHIT YOU CAN HEAR THOSE GOALPOSTS SCREECH
>>574679301>get jobber lobbies>free platlol
>>574679420>win>doesn't count ok???weird take
>>574679420worked for rudolf
>>574678201i don't even need sex at this point...
>>574676780I've got a few that are okay. This one's not my best one, but it's good enough to use as a grandparent. The GGPs are both sprint sparks or it'd be usable directly I think.
>>574678676i am going to have sex with a real idol. good post.
>>574676663Hey..
>>574669679>>574670170>>574671843If I win I will get Creek to congratulate meif I lose I will get Creek to comfort me
