Previous: >>574659529>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 1>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fine Motion (3* alt)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
I want to have sex
>>574679205my rapists
>>574679251not today umama
Teio Wit waiting room.
>>574679251Have you talked to a woman yet
have sex with your trainees
>>574679205I love big boobies!!! :D
Happy Muv-Luv monday, /uma/! It's the final monday before Grand Live! It's cm finals day! So many reasons to be excited, wow! I wish everyone that qualified best of luck, no matter which competition they ended up in please wish me luck too, I have a horrible finals winrate.In addition to the usual cm stuff I hope none of you get fucked by the Tachyon/Light Hello banner and get what you want out of it in a modest amount of pulls. Here's hoping we get our free gibs adjusted to being all on the correct banner (unless of course some of you are actually gunning for Teio wit?!).Instead of a Fine Motion sidegrade that's coming out over a year later than our beautiful Irish princess, how about you try gunning DOWN the alien BETA scum invading earth in the hit visual novel series Muv-Luv? The game is on sale for the third time in 2 months, so get into while supplies still last so you'll be prepared for the tactical strategy/VN hybrid sequel coming out next year!
Speaking of looping, just got this on a great grandparent run
When GL launches will /uma/ crash out like Unity launch or be open minded like MANT launch?
meh
>>574679334nah man i’m good
Tachyon LOVE
Well last thread was certainly a trip>somehow fucking vtuberfags seemed more mentally sound than 3d idol fans
>>574679325But I am a torena, I can't have sex with myself
vidya special week threads
>>574679334Not feeling like reading all that but I hope you're doing well, Muv-Fag!>>574679421Sex with Speed, Luna and her daughters.
>>574676468Narita Taishin has 20% guts stat growth and 0% for wit - why not run 3 guts?
updatedD+ groups were moved to abandoned to prevent new players from underestimating their capacity to play at even the most casual levelRIP CloverClub
>>574679205Thank you for remembering!
>>574679421she looks cool and should be playable
>>574679587Nobody told me my club has a discord...
>>574679440>umas will still be UG and only UF on ultra high roll >WAY more rng than unity2>people won't understand skill point mechanics at first There will be a gigantic crash out.
>>574679542don't post amagami girls they make me gosling real harddon't post them in swimsuits either I don't want to go feral
>>574679587why do we promote discord clubs advertising on /uma/
>>574679587didnt know we had a banner, or that it's based on a luna comic strip>only some the A+ ones have discord markerpretty sure there is a lot more with a gaycord...
Reminder that these are the only things that matter and not CMs~
>>574679587>umao in Atrapped, betrayed, and assassinated....
NO NO NOOOOWRONG LUCKYI HATE FUKUI HATE FUKU
How do we feel about the sequel to Cheval Grand?
>>574679692gotcha, I won't =)
>>574679542Cheers, I'm doing all right. Hope the same goes for you as well!>>574679462fucked up.....
Seriru needs to release a guide soon. I get really anxious when there's nobody telling me what to do.
>>574679587no way /uma/goyclub doesn't have a discord
>>574679681I've been doing my homework, I know how the scenario works and have seen step by step gameplay. I'll rewatch a VOD tomorrow and as soon as the scenario drops I'll speedrun my TT team while waiting for Tachy gibs to be over and to get a feeling of the scenario.
>>574679205
>>574679587>optional discord
>>574679587LMAOOOO
>>574679772What are they
>>574679692you make me gosling, cutie
>>574679742it's not a promotion, it's a warning.unless you mean the ones with optional discord, in which case those are full of anons and continiue to recruit here exclusively so they're /uma/ regardless of opinion
The Chiyochud will die by my hand.
Would use this one directly as a parent but one of the GGPs ran the crown instead of the tiara and I didn't realize till after the run. also one of the GGPs has a 1 star blue, bleh.
>>574679587The faggot that makes this is 100% in /uma/ club
>>574679896Gwochis? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBIDV5wUms
>>574679587Should have a former S club section for maximum humiliation
>>574679841I'd like to hug and sex her very much, just like the prequel.>>574679856OISU!>mfw been reading 5 neisha doujinsWhat a trip, she gets so much stuff its great>>574679882Just life things, glad you're doing well.
>>574679934Cygames gave you actual real lifetrophies based on your placements in one of the League of Heroes events
>>574679587Every club is falling ranks when Mr. Smith on his way home from honest work can put in fans for his club with autoparent.
>>574679898they literally advertise that they don'tpull up one of their last recruitment picturesprobably one of the few top 100 clubs without oneits based
>>574680031Not applicable after the updates I'm afraid.
this is the kind of torena i have to follow to borrow grandparents
>>574679762>pretty sure there is a lot more with a gaycord...Definitely but those ones with the icons in the list are those that were outed/leaked. Umahjong is built diff since they straight up said they use one for their jongs.
Yanko sex
>>574680118thank you for not doxxing me
>>574680113what updates, there hasn't been updates to GL
>>574679975>optional discord, in which case those are full of anons and continiue to recruit here exclusively so they're /uma/ regardless of opinionwhat a fundamentally retarded argumentation
>>574680118wow
>NYOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT LE WHALE LOBBY HOW CAN THIS BE?? ummm... my team??? uh it is 3 metasloppers uhhh NO YOUR JOBBER LOBBY VICTORY DOESN'T LE COUNT! it just doesn't alright!!! im le based f2p player i should be the one getting the jobber lobbies!!!! uuhhhh im not a jobber THO! uh huh definately not a WHALE lol get me out of the WHALE LOBBY GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT NYOOOOWWWW! GIVE ME THE JOBBER LOBBY IM A JOBBER NOT A WHALE HEAR MY CALLS STYGAMES I JUST WANT AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD even though im straight up metaslutting it up UHHHHHHH NOO IM A F2PCHAD THO GET ME OUT OF THE WHALE LOBBY NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO now i can't listen to ms pigtoria BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH I DON'T DESERVE THIS
>>574680054It would be cool if we got that, but we won't
>>574680160Yanko more like wanko!!! Haha got em
>>574679587>Uma&Co is rank 3 on the /uma/ladder
>>574679587Funniest one here is UMAOOOOOOO getting away with the discord allegations. They're friends with some discord clubs, and recruit there from time to time when in need of members.
>>574680229i say this
>>574680118Reminds me of xittertards gets triggered over something like this and cancelled xer borrow kek
Does anyone have the Taishin Google Play Cards image? Horsey is growing on me and I'm making a Taishin folder
>>574680229great post
>>574680229many are saying this
>>574680124>are those that were outed/leakedpretty sure /umagg/ has one since day/week one, but that could be connected to the OG dancho, and I'm not even sure if he is still alive. sure would explain how we get new members constantly, without any advertisement in the threads (that I saw).
>>574680160more like yanwho
>>574680118>This uma has inspired (had sex wiith) 4530 trainers)Based community breedstock-minded toreina.
>>574680430KEK!jp shitters need to LEAVE
>>574680315Top tier roommate pairing(I dont have any Taishin images sorry)
>>574679975lol rbg is a true anon club that includes anons from outside 4chan that somehow found the club. the lack of a dickcord is proof. any club with a discord is automatically not anon
We will rise when Auto releases in a weekTrust the plan Umatard bros
>>574680118for me, it's thisI've been following this niggy for so long and he quit the game like 5 months ago
>reddit spacingyou're not the real antiJP schizo>>574680424
>>574680397A screenshot need to be posted in the threads as a proof that the club owns a dicksword server. I'm definitely sure most of our club owns a server.
>>574680520My favorite that I regret unfriending was>Haru Urara never gave up, neither will I!>last online: 8 months ago
>>574680118Based torena
>>574680660I'd sign that paper so fast I'd be in danger of shattering the pen
>>574680508>any club with a discord is automatically not anonwhich used to be the census back in month 1 of global /uma/, but then was forgotten about REAL FUCKING QUICK for some reason
>>574680647Urara larpers...
>>574680089>says thing on 4chin:>anons believe youtoo easy
>>574680570Are my club bros all in a discord sevrer without me???
>>574680283they were pretty much grandfathered in since it was an open secret they came from an old discord group. early on they were the only S club before we had our own home grown one.they have pretty much dissapeared from here now
Please do not post Trainees and characters who are currently not in the English global version of Umamusume Pretty Derby.
mambo literally has a discord and recruits from the official discordi have proof
>>574680776Because the top club has one yet refuses to admit to it so they just keep spinning the narrative that it's "gay" meanwhile they get ahold of top earners in other clubs every month
here's my proof*spreads ass*
>>574680854>i have proofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI>>574680901almost like the club should just be booted from the lists then, but people don't care enough to do so like school kids
Dan drop the invite in club chat
>>574680806>Gives divorce papers
Medical experts around the world agree that brown is good for you
here's my rebuttal *whips out dick*
Brick-182 still has a spot open for YOU!chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>574680854that would imply they actively play the game you know
>>574680901genuinely how can you call yourself anon if you have a dicksword. also caring about if people are from a specific thread is gay and makes it not anon. just goes to show people dont care about privacy from being anon they want to erp, literally.
>>574680229this but unironically
>>574680979To what?
>>574681057>randomly brings up erplmao okay tardo
>>574679596
>>574681107m-my birthday party...
>>574680974you'll never guess what club the list creator is in
Here's your brown waifu bro *shits*
This is the anglo-spanish thread so please keep discussion about oriental uma musumes contained to their dedicated thread, partner.
>>574681125its cause wanting to be in a discord with people iit is avatarfag behaviour not normal anon etiquette
>>574680901your conspiracy makes no sense. why would any club want things one way but then spin things against themselves.the jong club proves that clubs just need to post wether they have one or not and let people decide themselves
>>574681059I'll treat you well if you end up in my lobby
>>574681154a DISCORD CLUB? NO WAY :O>>574681185shut the fuck up and make your own general tardo
I'm looooping
>>574681240Stop hitting on my boyfriend.
>>574681220never be a politician anon
>>574681325Who is your boyfriend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHcJepz3QW0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OBoWDRsiC8
>>574681432dios mio
>>574681352Love my autistic suzzy
>>574680828My club has one that was made early on, and we don't even have a discord icon in there. The only ones that know about it are the oldfags, and the invite is mostly gatekept away from the newer members. You just need to do it discreetly and only invite the ones you trust, which in this case, are the oldfags. Our server is pretty active though despite the few member count, and others who have already quit or switched clubs is still inside the server.
>>574681432OGCI'm gripping my shit to this
>>574681023I don't care too much about your club but seeing digitan makes me rock hard. Thank you for the image.
>>574681348instead of a summer costume that looks like a post apocalyptic time traveling rise of the machines tachyon
>>574681432Me when I loop
>>574679334I read all three, my favorite VN
>>574681432
>>574681185gracias, guvna
>>574681502>others who have already quit or switched clubs is still inside the server.people tend to stay in discords like its a facebook group, it's meaningless when some people have hundred of fucking servers they're innice engrish btw, pedo troon
>>574681432whoa nice
>>574681352ORE WA SUPA FALCO
>>574681432ummmmm...
>>574679325>umatore posting>uses image of one of the least umatore characters in the gamethis is why umapyoi has been in a decline
https://uma.guide/guides/grand-concertnew gaslight just dropped
>>574681724MY BRO!
>>574681432uooooh el condor tatas
>>574681432me as pasa
>>574681352Falco is so smart
>>574681570dia would do this
>>574681819Uid?
>>574681432EL SEXO PASAAAA
>574681786buy an ad
>>574681432me on the right
>>574681786buy an ad
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEE what do you mean dicksword? im the le hecking 4chinz hackz0x big boy anonemonas
>>574679491Dia and Kita giving me double paizuri
>>574681786lol the jeets that make these guides dont understand that there are completely playable and competitive builds that are outside their braindead wit speed builds. and the developers literally intended you to use guts cards here.
>>574681786Thank you gaslight seller
>>574681432SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>574681502>My club has one that was made early on, and we don't even have a discord icon in there. The only ones that know about it are the oldfagsYou'd be surprised how common this is because my club's the same. It's one of the perks of being loyal to your OG club.
>>574681786Are those screenshots from global? Do they have early access or something?
>>574681432Quick post more sexo
>>574680254i need grass to look at my penis like that.
>>574680508>somehow found the clubit was proven this "somehow" was the leader actively recruiting on discord
>>574681945>there are completely playable and competitive builds other than braindead wit speed buildsliterally no one was saying this during all the GL preparation discussions /here/ over the monthshut the fuck up and stop bricking rnglet accounts you fucking mongrel
my club only has two people still there since the beginning
>>574681853803837256004
>>574682027No, they just got the screenshots from the trailer that dropped yesterday
>>574682067lol everyone in the past months has been from the in game search function its easy to recruit when they just find you. i dont think people use discord to recruit anymore.
>>574682169I started liking him in a non gay way the moment he moved to the bad boys club and started embracing his shitposting persona
>>574682132guts cards are free even witgod uses them in gl people will find out later that guts is good just like in this cm.
bad boys club?
...
If i dont have these support cards >Maruzen>fine motion>Mr. C.B.Whom i should pick from selector?
>>574682253HAAAAAAAAAAG
>>574679692>>574681059I will save you
>574682462who are any of these people
>>574682567None, save it
Stop posting porn
>>574682560She’s great.
>>574682624>februarywho even cares
>>574682253Please be nice to Daiwa's VA she moonlights as a mentally ill vtuber outside of her /uma/ work
>>574682560...
>>574682493i meant that guts decks are only good to people who either consistently have good clicks, or have the time to brute force the rng to shit out a god roll run three times every cm
Enough.Narita Brian.
>>574682567depends on what you get on the tachyon pullswhat's your creek mlb status?
>>574682253
I have no idea why but that image of satono diamond as golbat made me laugh so fucking hard I cant stop laughing I partedStill laughing as I typed this what's wrong with me
>>574680382MOMMY
CM results are in 3 hours
>>574682731...ichiban...
>>574681432I JUST pulled her on the freebie
>>574682729she’s so FUCKING cool
>>574682730>what's your creek mlb status?Oh yeah i dont have creek too>>574682631But i have 600 rolls so i hope i get something
>>574682729SEX SEX SEX WHILE WE EAT LOTS OF MEAT
>>574681945Could you show some examples of guts builds for GL
>>574679334you lost three times in a row to him and GL won't be different he is going to farm you again lol
>Thank You
>>574682683huh???
>>574682791Chiyo anon camping the CM results lobby to pick up crying emotionally affordable trainers
>>574682852If you hit either CB or Maru 0LB then definitely them. They are usable at 1LB
>>574682560Go back to /umaJP/
>>574682791If this is the first CM I win I'll be upset.
>>574683000We fucked
>>574682731this is why we need umas 3D models
>>574682546
Do you REALLY love your precious trainee?
>>574683019Go back to /umaJP/
>>574680647every time
>>574683157After this Torena-chan goes to the turf to watch Teio win a race
>>574682927Kino.
>>574683164Nah if I weren’t getting paid for the job I wouldn’t be putting up with her.
>>574679587I'll be honest. I don't get the purpose of adding a discord "optional" icon next to the clubs aside from smearing or shaming the club. I don't even see why is it a "warning". This list honestly sounds and looks like made in bad faith.>t. DacchisThe only one that fits it would be umajong since they use it for jongs.
This is the run
>>574683094you better take responsibility for that
>>574683187What if he dreamed of having a chubby girlfriend and he finally got one? Perhaps he never gave up!To many, video games are simply a distraction to not having a wife and kids.
>pubes
>>574682253she looks a little less fat than during the concerts
>in one of the conversations rice shower says she eats five bread rolls, a carrot salad, bacon and eggs, a carrot hamburger, minestrone, one other thing and jelly for dessert Is she also a fatty or are all umas like this, with spe and oguri going beyond?
JPfags need to be whipped and put back in their cages
>>574683431>JPschizo need to be whipped and put back in their cages
>>574683323I bet the list maker is seething at how well those clubs are performing too
>>574683430Rice, Spe, and Oguri are the three heavenly pigs of Traven
>>574683430I think they're all like this but oguri and spe dgaf about opticsMakween is also a damn parfait menace
>>574683380
>>574683323t. discord kitten
>>574682936Just type her name in Youtube gwohttps://www.youtube.com/live/s5oivqEVBHI
>>574683415>video games are simply a distraction to not having a wife and kids.Why does the truth hurt so much?
I DONT CARE FOR WHORREN!*kills her trainer*
>>574681185I knew the anti-jp schizo was argentinian
>>574683587>you have me>a whore!>a *cute* whorethat is more than enough reason to want to die, holy fucking shit being curren's torena is so fucking bleak
>>574683695
>>574683695I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SHIT FARTCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*Rips her and her trainer in two*
>>574683423they're a sign a girl has grown up, UNLIKE YOU
>>574683647>t.>>574683839sex with ace cb luna
>>574683831
>>574683674Life is all about distracting yourself until you dieSome do videogames, some do sex, some do drugs, some try to do mental gymnastics trying to find "meaning" which in the end means selling you a book made with AI about self-help for rich ladies, some do exercise. It's all the same in the end
>>574683897does that mean Flower has pubes
3 hours until we can start cleaning Clubs out of shitters
>>574682870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl-yM14NpQYUF+ is good for those cards.
honest thoughts on daiwa scarlet paizuris?
We know who is the most racist and Jewish umas, but what uma would 100% commit a crime? Bonus points if they get the life sentence
>>574684127>but what uma would 100% commit a crime?is rape a crime
>>574684127
>>574679587list maker tranny still seething Uma&Co is thriving and doing amazing despite his active campaign to smear the club name
>>574684016take a peek and find out
You give people a 2 day vacation and this is what happens.
>>574684091I don't see her like that. She's my daughter, sometimes my mom.
its still up btw
>>574684230yes
>>574684230It's only a crime if they're caught and convicted, and neither have happened yet, so no.
what DOES she mean by this
>>574684329giving people vacation is like giving them jail time, it only radicalizes them and politicians and moderation are fully aware of this
>>574681563Glad to hear it!
>>574684364
when looping, do you give up after you fail the inherit the skills you need on second inspo?
>>574684091On one hand she isn't the biggest compared to Doto or Taiki but her personality definetly fits her, she could even join in with Vodka into a paizuri competition and mog her
>>574683164I would do ANYTHING for my precious trainee
>>574684012I dont like that mindset.
>>574684662She's just like me...
how will you guys cope if the finals don't go as you expect, i have a few ideas how to myself but i need more
>>574683879There are two Falcos now
>>574684518this could be us
>>574684732There is a certain anon who makes a very short simple post after every CMI hope he realizes hes saved me from quitting the game
>>574684732I expect it to be a coinflip ie I have no expectations
Hello?
>>574684732I will have a generational level crashout will beat up my /uma/ girlfriend and commit arson irlLike every other CM
>>574684732Finals luck is going to the tachy banner
the jigGod returnshttps://jiggie.fun/Pvb0ye>https://jiggie.fun/Pvb0yehttps://jiggie.fun/Pvb0ye>https://jiggie.fun/Pvb0yehttps://jiggie.fun/Pvb0ye
>>574682729
>>574683323It's not bad faith and the reaction to Discord from the beggining, including your very comment, is proof of one thing beyond any measure:Discord is controversial.Some hate it. Some don't mind it. Some want it.Some think it makes you not from here.Others will make up things about those that do or don't have it.That's why you inform people. So that everyone can decide themselves.What is more "bad faith" having one and springing them on some new member who may have wanted to avoid having to use it? Or simply stating that you do or do not have one and letting anons decide.Notice which one builds resentment? Exactly.As you already basically said, nobody gives a shit about /uma/jhong using it and they've never denied it.>>574684258the list maker just makes the list anon, it's information not a smear campaign. the thread will smear clubs 24/7 on their own
>>574684732I'm running 3 Late Surgers so I'm fully prepared for the possibility that I bottom podium 7th, 8th, and 9th
>>574684852h-hi
>>574679587dacchis need to lock in
>>574684934Sexiest uma named Narita and the rest arent even in the same stratosphere
>>574684852in 2 days
>>574684564I absolutely love comics/art of characters with absolutely absurd exaggerated porn-only bodies doing simple mundane shit as if their bodies were normal.
>>574684924my danchou said I'm not allowed any more jiggies until I reach this month's quota
>>574683164This is not my trainee
>>574684858>/uma/girlfriend>not boyfriend wtf..
>>574685046your danchou sounds like a loser nerd with no friends
POV: You are about to win the CM
>>574685081some of us are straight
>>574684934sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574684732My excuses, in order, will be>Sprint is gambleslop>I don't have Taiki>I'm f2p and my only SSRs are Kita and Finemo>Bronze looks better anyway>I don't even play this game
>>574684732I will get a Creekposter to comfort me
>>574685160>>Bronze looks better anywayit's impossible to get bronze thoughI mean you DID qualify for A finals right
The sexiest part about Narita Brian is that she could probably kill you with ease even if she gave you a 24 hour notice that she's going to do it. Like she would still hunt you down and kill you and you'd never even see her coming.
GL in 2 days right?
>>574684671Yeppers
>>574684739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_ag67tH3I
What's the chance of getting a URA finale spark if you defeat powered up meek?
>>574684732I have only won 3/15 finals, you get used to it at some point
>>574683589
>>574684732my cope is:>I got Group A finals and am happy with my participation prize>somebody has to lose for someone else to be first>fucking whales reeeeeeee
>>574685295does that even affect the odds?
>>574684920>i'll comfort you laterHow?
>>574685136there are no women here willing to be your girlfriend, anon.unless you count tgirls. which are there, I guess.
Oshibros, how do we cope after losing to a metafag
>>574679587
>>574683164Being perfectly honest I'm not sure I love anything. Sure I have a strong sense of loyalty and I take care of people but is that love? My heart doesn't stir for anyone, I can't see anyone as more than a friend.
>URA run>acupuncturist, nishino flower and sweep tosho's charming event all triggeralright nigger why the fuck can't I get this when making aces
Will you watch or skip finals?>t. Skip and rewatch if I won
>>574684732Getting into A Finals is enough for me to be happy after getting railed hard in every CM during MANT where in one of them i couldn't even access in B final neither because got cucked by A Grade Round 2.
>>574685207
>>574684732>i just came back to the game two weeks ago
>>574685398my irl bf posts here
>>574684732Celebrate because I didn't instantly lose.
>>574684732I didn't get 7 on /uma/
>two days of schizos and raiding Uma jp posters
>>574685479
>>574679587>updated>literally out of dateWhat did he mean by this?
>>574685468Delete this or ill dox a's discord
>>574684732I literally don't care I've won Ms.Victoria plenty of times with my oshi in JP
>>574685428Hit em with the good ol>You didn't beat the game. You took the shortest path. You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
>>574685670>two days of retards and raiding jp schizo posters
>>574685468Wow it must be true!!!! :^0000
>>574685567>skipperkill yourself
>>574685678I can't believe I accidently quoted Shakur
>>574684732I think about that one guy who lost to a Cheer Nature with bad skills and uncapped speed in the derby CM and accept that bullshit happens
7 and it is third place for everyone reading this
Post your oshi and why you love them, now!
Here's my finals>one person brings double dom>one person brings triple front>all my umas late startI will happily accept my 3rd place participation carats
>>574685702I found it in the archives
>>574685616sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574685468
>>574685363Yes
this is the meta deck
>>574685594pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasei need her
>>574685613I'm sorry anon but I don't believe you with that finemo pic.
would you get scammed by an uma if they flirted with you
>>574684732>sprintI won Capricorn where a 65/80 team running the hog whiffed her third heal and Biwa had a pretty amazing Rushing Gale timing. It was a wild time where I barely broke 50% winrate. I'm content I even won the first sprint, it's up to Shiraoki-sama to decide if I'm worthy of winning a slightly more consistent sprint track. Probably not since I'm running meta this time, but I accept whatever happens. I'm busy setting up copes for if my Tachyon/Hello pulls go badly
>>574685468It was leaked a while ago and even posted in the club description, but if he wants it removed from the list he make a post about it and it will be removed.>>574685695what's out of date?
>>574686008depends on who they aregold city couldnt bait me if her life depended on it as she looks like a sexy SLUT or a premium WHOOOOOOOOOOORE just like WHORREN doessomeone cute like urara probably could easily do it tho
Mambo has two spots open. One of them could be for (You)
1 3 5 7 9 and the first to reply wins their CM2 4 6 8 and the first to reply gets Light Hello in their first 10 pull0 Hachimi gets banned in the update
>>574685956Honestly genius move, if you blind your opponents they can't click the screen therefore it means less competition
>>574685231Like imagine getting dropped off on an uninhabited island where it's just you and Narita Brian, but she's off on the other side of the island many miles away. You're both completely naked and your only objective is to kill each other. And while you're shitting your pants trying to figure out how to fucking make it to the next day without starving to death, Brian is thriving, feasting on the flesh of beasts, building shelters, crafting traps and weapons in preparation for the final showdown. Then a few days later you just get a fucking arrow in your gut out of nowhere and the last thing you see is Brian charging you with a spear.Anybody else think about this kind of stuff or is it just me? It's probably the sort of shit they get up to on Mejiro island.
What if instead of poaching from discord we poached from /vm/All their clubs are dying, easy pickings
>>574686067>what's out of date?I'm not telling, see ya!
>>574685613oh is that what happened?
>>574684732I lost to this round 2 on a 70% winrate so anything can happen
>>574686120finally
>>574686120DIE
>>574679424and the next runshame about no racing spirit but still a usable great great grandparentlooping is only hard if you're too picky
>>574686189>like imagine>like likeyou're writing TEXT, you're not rushed for time and your low IQ brain does not need a minute to think up the next word to say, you don't need to write as if you're talking. Like,you mongoloid.
>>574686041I managed to podium the first sprint cm after getting matched against finalists that had skills that did literally nothing. Felt really good but man I wish had jobber finals like that more often.....
If your wife is not in this video, she's a jobber.https://youtu.be/pD2w9mfsB4M
>>574686204>poaching casual shittersfor what reason?
>>574686293> OpressionWhat are you teaching your umas
>>574686317Casual vs dead slotLots of discord fags are casual too
>>574686317they are better than /uma/ actually. their umas are extremely strong
>>574686294You don't like that?
Why some Umamusume are very upfront about wanting to go further in a relationship with (You) while others are driven by some kind of autism?
>>574686381preparing for anti-zoguri warfare
>>574686317/v/ma has better WR in CMs than /uma/
>>574685956
>>574686397>discord Boogeymanlol>>574686403never lost a single room against themhell I used to farm them harder when they were exclusively on /v/
>>574686314
>>574684086>Guts UraraMakes sense. Used her as a solo guts card a few times before and it worked well. Think she's pretty underestimated.Didn't think she'd work well in GL with the no starting friendship though
>>574686314>sirius
>>574684732I'm bad at the game, so the fact I made it to group A finals already is enough. I play on open league so I'm just happy I get to pocket 700 carats minimum
Luna Wife
>>574686542this, /uma/ is just a bunch of neets farming fans for the most part
>>574686438Uma love to race but some of them take it too far.
>>574686707I have a job actually
>>574685835there's a dream i want to share with her
>>574686542they don't
>>574686213>lie>made me check every single club againthat took 5 minutes of my time.if you do it again i will be angry with you.
>>574686823Who is this
>my trainer showed up with another man
>>574686913my wife
>>574684732Indifference. My goal is to reach the A finals, what happens afterwards I usually don't care.
>>574686542what is this cope dude /v/ma strongest can't even beat our weakest trainer Lemon
>my trainer subscribed to my umafans
>my trainee wears a pink ribbon again
>>574686998Fuck I forgot about him...
>>574686823Which one of the shy looking umas would become a wild beast on the bed after marrying with (You)?
>>574686913Rulership
>>574686998>>57468684890% WR Taishin is from /v/ma
>>574686998vmas rooms are objectively stronger. uma just plays lolis
>>574687110Doto would
>>574684732I spent a total of 3 days doing aces and got into A finals, I'm happy already
>>574686876I was unaware my club's rank fellserves you right :^)
>Style S gives you more average lengths than Surface S
>>574687236Autis/uma/bwo...
>>574686998He's not that bad of a trainer he only behaves like a bottom making him look bad
>>574684732That I still got enough carats for 400 pulls +1 crystal on Tachyon. That's only a 20% chance to be bricked
>>574687123>late>2 escapade dominatorssoulless
>>574686297That had to be a fun feeling, the closest I had to any kind of podium was Taurus 2, fun clutch regardless.I feel like jobber rooms are a little more frequent at the start of a new scenario because I came across a lot of weird uma builds not getting proper stamina during Pisces. That changed as it went along but still going 3/5 plats for the MANTblazer CMs isn't too bad. It'll be interesting to see what happens going into Grand Live, starting off with a dirt is going to throw a lot of people off.
>>574683323dont bring my club into this
>>574687396Why does your team not have 90% WR combined then? It includes round 1 jobbers
>>574680229the spirit of teioposter lives on
>>574687110Doto for sure.
>win finals>'wow that's cool my hard work paid off, time to enjoy GL!'>lose finals>feel a simmering rage for an entire weekWhy can't I lose in grace?
>>574687123i think this is shopped cause in umalator that uma isnt that strong and also its not in the certified chad uma list
>>574687110zenno boobs roy
>>574687638i miss him...
>>574687396>using Victoria Frontier as a representative of /uma/What the actual fuck is this post
>>574687561>Asking me to wave my BIG JUICY credentials at himI've got no reason to. I'm not some brown person
>>574687396What's his finals w/l now
>>574687706Please date me, Scarlet.
>>574687706Try jacking off to your trainee that placed the highest while thinking only about rape. It's very soothing.
>>574686998Is there a ranked list of all /uma/ trainers????How does one even register?I object to being called the weakest!If there is 100 on the list I would like to be at least #50..
>>574679587But I have yet to send a single unsolicited invite
why can't i change my cm team? i used some throwaway umas to let people win
>>574687718Check last umalator update date. Spoiler: it's before cm started
>>574687762I made that post...
>>574687920The game gave you hours to do that and you managed to miss the schedule?
>>574688027Sure you did nonny
hmmmm
>>574687920ADHD brother, the last thing you selected was your team for the finals
>>574687762He grew up. He realized that the "whale piggus" that he detested so much were both financially supporting the game he loves and made good competition to aim to beat with his own Cinderella story.
>>574687787We support VF hereYes, >we as in you and I.
>>574687762>himI was one of the first teiorager posters, raging about Falco in the first Cancer CM. Keep on raging and seething teiopbwos
2 hours... I don't wanna be here in 2 hours...
>>574688061>untouchable eden
>>574687787it's you having no reading comprehensionhe's making fun of %WR sloppers using VF as an example of a retard who behaves that way only to lose to a shitter uma
>>574688123
>>574688027what are your current thoughts on the game, the general, and whaling?
>>574687920bwochacho
>>574687920nice bait
>>574688292White woman pleasant surprise.....
>>574688313I made that post but I'm not the OG Teioposter I only posted that as bait for (You)s
>>574688343best cryer
>>574688123>>574688292I need her
>>574688452they're called supiki
which one should i play?
>>574688641they’re cuayos
>>574688541I want to fuck over my descendants by having kids with someone short enoughto guarantee manlet status for my son.
>>574688734Mambo her story is odd
>>574688734Mambo!
>>574686314It feels good.
>>574687887if someone posts in the thread looking for a club they want /vg/ clubs friend, not just any club
>>574688734BONO BONOOO
Any clubs recruiting?
>>574688734Mambo is neat but I also like the Chinese uma.
>>574688908>>574686107
>>574686662
>>574688936Im pretty sure rickey is the Chinese one
>>574688789
>>574689073Let me speed that up for you.
I can't play uma in bed anymore I doze off the moment I do
>>574689046No, she's a larper
Does late Xogger still use u=ma for next CM?
>>574687669
>>574689174
>>574688936mating press>>574689216nakadashi
the last CM i won was back in capricornthe last sprint CMim feeling lucky this time
>>574688795>>574688804i meant to block her out until i had enough statues to 3-star heroops>>574688882>>574688936i feel like i have time to do 2 careersbut, just in caseevens for bonoodds for bamboo0 i reroll for the others7 i do a fuku run
>bring Air Shakur on a grandparent run just for the spurt hint>she doesn't even get to her second eventoi yoi yoi
>>574689274
My cock and balls are so sweaty I hate summeruma musume
>>574689409bono can wait, enjoy yae
>>574689481
>>574689409>i meant to block her out until i had enough statues to 3-star heryou don't care about inheriting her ult anyway
>>574689543
>stamina is actually a huge problem in grand live, most decks NEED a stamina card Super creek is vital>super creek has had ONE SINGULAR BANNER almost a year ago back when everyone's carat supply was still getting raped by kitasan >her VERY FIRST rerun is damn near when grand live is endingIm feeling a gap in logic here
>>574689660
Good night friends!!
I think BLAZE SUUUUUUUUUCKS
>>574687396i actually beat a 80% double dom xoguri player by making a guts kitasan last minute last cm with A aptitudes lmao. maybe double dom really is a meme
>>574689734kino
>>574686662>>574686665sex with these four>>574686823Chevachi as well naturally
>>574689231You can, but it's 3rd-4th so it's a lobby gamble.Just don't lock yourself out with your other two members
>>574689558its not the ultever since i got to star-up all my first few 1 and 2 stars, i've been highly avoidant on running anyone who is in a Starting Future outfit until I get their racewearit's hard to explain, it just feels wrong to not run an uma with proper racewear the first time
>>574689782Doesn't dom do nothing if it hits you right as you begin accelerating?
>>574688834not true, we arent all fags that want to socialize with losers. most just want gibs. if it werent for gibs i wouldnt have joined a club.
>>574683380>>574683589UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Pregnant Belly Erotic
>>574689718Just borrow Tachyon
>>574689884I hate people who ask a question and then backpedal when they get an answer they don't wantif you have that many uma then I bet you do have enough statues to 3* her
>>574689751gn friend
>Have female friend for a long time now >We talk about vidya, anime and other nerd shit >Talking about our favorite umamusume >"My favorite is Ayabe and..." >Doesn't tell why, starts giggling for no reason >I ask what's so funny why is she laughing >"Hihihehe is nothing anon, I was just thinking how similar you are to Ayabe hehehihi" >Keeps giggling for no reason >"You are so totally Ayabe" >Yeah okI don't get it
>>574689927nah its minus current speed it always does something
Why did they let everyone know that Tama has a micropenis...
>>574689884I'm doing the same thing and holding enough statues for Tahbo, I need her goofy outfit.
>>574689917
>>574686823chevachi >>574690015chevachi TWO>>574689917chevachi THREE, AH AH AH!
>>574689718>tfw I rolled Creek around when global first started and it's still at lb0On the other hand my Rice power card is lb3 without even trying to roll for it
statue check, /uma/
I havent read a single story
>>574690125
>>574690228been reading here mangas (day and night), and my GOD KILL ME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
>>574689718We all rerolled for her on launch and picked up the extra copies of her with spooks/selectors/crystals since then
>>574690073You really are like Ayabe
>>574690285
>>57469028550....
>>574690371Ah yes just get spooked by super creekEasy!
>>574690285not enough to 5 star my oshi sadly
> Gold skills can reach up to 70% chance of becoming a spark> Gold Groundworks is not in the game and Sixth Sense seems to never fucking trigger if you take Akebono guts with you> On the other hand there's two cards consistently giving Center StageThey never add another card that gives Sixth Sense too, the fuck
>>574690475I wish I was tawake
>>574690073why did you cut out the part where you rape her
>>574690049i used them all to 5-star dia a while back. haven't rolled for an uma since
>>574690073If you're Ayabe who does that make her?
>do all my team trials>all my daily races>my legend races>still don't have all the shopswhen do they fix this
Why do Current Speed effects have a duration? I thought it was an instant thing that happens and gets you to whatever % speed it says?
>>574690473STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!https://mangadex.org/title/4f7df7b8-6981-4eaf-91c4-01a11980303f/uma-musume-pretty-derby-100-nichigo-cb-no-tanto-ni-naru-tore-nahttps://mangadex.org/title/b370c855-0dc0-4895-ae9d-247e157e41bb/uma-musume-pretty-derby-sen-ichi-yo-cbhttps://mangadex.org/title/6c40780a-bfa0-4d17-a805-ea12055a5038/uma-musume-pretty-derby-hanayome-cb-100-kei
>>574689718the next good stam card is one full year away from that rerun, it's a solid banner regardless
>>574690109
>>574690109They wanted to turn Tama into a rallying point for dicklets but everyone just made fun of tiny pp...
>>574690763THATS WHY CHEVACHI IS THE CUTEST AND BESTEST
How many statues do i need to save to 5* a rate up uma?
>>574686998I've beaten him!He didn't doxx me though, which was nice.
>>574690790
Which /uma/ would be least understanding and bully you if you had a micropenis?
>>574690537Well Creek or Finemo, then just ticket crystal the other to MLB. So you had both and Kita MLB
Banana Friend
>>574691042SEX WITH DIRTER>>574691003marriage with luna
How cooked am i with these characters? I like Cafe though cafe is alriight
>>574690665A permanent speed boost during a race would be a little OP
>>574691059Goldshi
>>574691229being a JP player is suffering... the lack of foresight is awful
Sorry Bue-chan, I'm in a relationship with Light Hello
>>574691243rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574689718the grass is always greener, anon>t.mlb Creek/Kita, 0lb Finemo>would trade my mlb Creek for an mlb Finemo without a second thought
>>5746910071.2k
>>574691346Tell me how you find this appealingTell me how your relationship would be successful
what does blud even mean
>>574691243Well, with the right parents you'll at least have your TT covered.
>>574691623 >>574690684https://mangadex.org/title/639a44e7-7d6b-4a03-b3b1-1b45d53a9db0/uma-musume-ganbaru-koi-suru-neicha-sanhttps://mangadex.org/title/5dd46a77-80fd-4749-8050-f521d9cd20bc/uma-musume-onsen-ikaga-desuhttps://mangadex.org/title/0927de8e-3c17-4ae6-b0d6-cb2d4e1a525b/uma-musume-i-wanna-be-a-starhttps://mangadex.org/title/4a2d81db-1d10-4051-a665-ee0c5715f841/uma-musume-pretty-derby-a-bit-matured-nature-san-who-keeps-being-together-with-trainer-san-for-somehttps://mangadex.org/title/425d87bf-0e3a-42f5-975e-4924a3809c37/uma-musume-pretty-derby-nice-picturehttps://mangadex.org/title/6b83f172-7fc3-4241-9637-c28579e8e0c8/uma-musume-pretty-derby-nature-san-wa-sawaritai
>>574691571Fat tits and hag scent. She's desperate and I have an adult woman fetish.
>>574685932If you lose on the back of a missed 0.2 accel proc, then it's a trainer skill issue.
>>574691602
>>574691571>Tell me how you find this appealingBig boobswide hipsthick thighslovely face (and voice)beautiful eyes>Tell me how your relationship would be successfulWe would work together to bring a brighter future to all Uma Musume (she'll work on the entertainment for ones who want to be idols and I'll train them) then relax with beer after hoursI'll encourage her when she's feeling down and she'll give her best smile and hug my face to her bosom when I'm strugglingWe will also have wild umapyoi sex at least once a week too
>>574692093
>>574691852diddy blud not il blud
kekhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=aKkpbDPoMwM&t=560
an adbuy it
>>574691815this might actually kill me
>>574691571she manages our daughters on the idol side and I train them on the racing side. we have 14 children together and if the three goddesses bless our frequent raw umapyoi with yet more then so be it.
>uma has daily carat packWtf why didnt tell me? It's literally 30 pulls for my Bakushin a month
>>574692428
Post angry umas, I desire violence!
>>574692550We are all f2p here
No more lusting over this drunkard!
>>574692171Now you know not to take my power (tism + lust + love) lightly..
>>574692529You'll survive, I did. Read them across two nights, in an attempt to avoid death.
>>574692645You got it
>>574691821turtle meat makes me sad, so I might have to anger fuck neicha into a sloppy mess and tell her to never serve me that again
>>574692645
reading a chapter of UmaYome makes me want to kill myself
>tachy didn't give me late surger savvy for a bigger ASE AOEso close to the perfect stinky natie
>>574692550The echoes of the swiping war are still felt to this day. Both the buhis, low spenders, neets, wagies and indonesians are still recovering.As long as you aren't a retard casual spending in this game is very high value. It's 20 pulls for 7 dollars, provided you use the daily pull, which you should specially if you're going to spark a banner.Grab the card voucher in a week, maybe gamble on the paid banners cause it costs $21 to roll a rainbow rather than the $63 it'd cost you from ten pulling.
Will your uma be a Ms Victoria or a Mr Loseria?
>>574692864and there are a lot of chapters
>>574692910Bwo... You missed a few
>>574692782
bros my sad cpu gets to 70 C by opening a fucking browser... will I be able to watch mr victoria before it cooks?
>>574692910is Keen Eye really better than Stamina Siphon here?
>>574692550Do you expect us to tell you everything? Do your own research.
>>5746931927950X3D owner here, get a better fan and set it higher. Dense CPUs like mine get stupidly hot REAL fucking fast btw, keep that in mind for the future of 32 core CPUs.
My trainee keeps pressuring me for sex...
>all this giant titty light hello artWhy didnt you guys do this 56 threads sooner?
>>574693352must breed
dirt anime WHEN????
>>574693418must breed
>>574693418What the FUCK is her problem
>>574693091You'd need a 7th card slot to also get flustered on the menu, or a good parent which doesn't exist>>574693243Keen Eye is a funny dominator cope, these stamina debuffs on Natie are only to fuck up with non Xoggers, but speed debuffs are still the best.
To be honest, Kumiyabe is my favorite Uma fanartist
>>574693352Be a man and get in bed already
>>574693495Defeatism
>>574693375We've been steadily posting Light Hello with big tits since like May-June.It is only increasing now that her scenario is two (dos) days away
what is uma doing before the finals
>>574693462GIWTWM
>Dirt Medium CMDUMP IT
>>574691251Then why is Believe unusable?
>>574693615thinking of ways to kill myself in case i lose
>>574693314I unironically can't believe my fan can be so bad and old and broken that a fucking phone game struggles :( I hate pcs and technology
>>574693506Your sparks?
>>574693597thank you for saying "dos", otherwise I would've had zero idea what you're talking about
>>574693474
Post the gaslight guide
>>574693615milking their trainers to get that extra protein
>>574693727no problem amigo
>>574693527She's too horny...
>>574693769That'll be what she looks like after I'm done with her
>>574693834Then die in the process, but die sharing a bed with your uma
>>574693615going to the japanese grocery store for snacks
Don't do it bros
You'll lose to this
>>574693507Same...dush has better art but he is slow while hahakigi draws Tachyon like a goddess and not so much for everyone else
1 hour until the great purge
>>574693643>inari vs oguri with debuffers or the falco/rickey dynamic duoGood fucking luck lmfao
>>574693926it seems like she wants another before this one is even done...
>>574694028only in bed
>>574693704I got an Liquid Freezer II 360, nothing to scoff at, yet my CPU gets quite fucking hot anyway, simply because of how stupid dense that thing is in tiny cores that are hard to cool.Could also be that your paste is finally dried up, or starting to seriously dry up, destroying it's usefulness.
I've fallen for the rulership propaganda when is she coming to global
>>574694020I will rub her tummy and squeeze her boobs don't worryThat's what she means by taking responsibility, right?
>>5746941724ish yearsMight as well make a burner account to play her career on JP now
>>574694020Bitch I didn't personally hand feed you
>>574694170HAG SEX ACTUAL GRANNY
>>574694158Then it's my duty as her trainerhusband to fulfill her wish
>>57469417220 billion (five+) years.
>>574693646I don't know.I guess 0.15 current speed alone isn't enough to compete with year 5(?) Umas
If this is the epic tryhard GL deck, where is the must have meta super creek?
>>574693615Preparing 49 hours from now, I know I will be feeling one of these two ways.
>>574690631Because I'm the OG poster and that dumb part was added by a secondary
>>574694402Scroll down
>>574694402Creek is for L'arc (gets mogged by Sounds of earth anyways lel)
>>574694482Do your post here? Now what?
>>574694482ok now what
>>574694402You sometimes need stamina bro (replaces 1 spd)
>>574693615Looking at argentinian meltdowns on twitter
So far I've prepared>Ice cream>Comfort TV show>Funny meme videos>Old VF losesHow are you planning to cope and cheer up after finals?
>>574694458Tacuteyon
>>574694505It's funny how Stamina is so irrelevant there's only 3 cards that were ever useful for it's intended purpose
>>574694170I changed the paste already and it barely helped uma musume
>>574690073Hi, V.
>>574694618make a cope post here
i've never been this stressed over a cm beforeit's a completely different feeling when a live concert's at stake
>>574694616Is that why the thread is so quiet, chill and calm without autism?>>574694651sssssssssssucks to be you then. for curiosity, what cpu btw?
>>574693643The DIVA of DirtThe OBLITERATOR of OguriThe RAPIST of RickeyThe Falco's ONLY FEARThe GAL of EdoThe HEISEI BIG THREEThe DOWNTOWN SUPERSTARThe WARLORD FROM OIIT'S INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARI ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574694618masturbate myself until I fall asleep
A small reminder that you owe your danchou 10m fans if you didn't get plat
>>574694641Its not like they at least tried to make stamina useful in one scenario (before deciding that guts was better and just going with that with orfevre guts)
>>574694618im killing myself
>>574694616>sometimes You apparently need 950 stamina for a MEDIUM cm now and the scenario doesnt give free staminaDoesn't that means you ALWAYS need a stamina card? Something isnt adding up
>>574694691
>>574694742d-don't laugh ok AMD FX-8350
>>574690117How dare you, her outfit is amazing.
Did you know? Today, July 20, marks exactly FOUR YEARS since Daring Tact first appeared in game in jp and she STILL hasn't had a release date announced.
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/2Zl6Lz>https://jiggie.fun/2Zl6Lzhttps://jiggie.fun/2Zl6Lz>https://jiggie.fun/2Zl6Lzhttps://jiggie.fun/2Zl6Lz
>>574695052*inhales a lot of air* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH of course that HYPER DOG SHIT CPU kills itself under the strain of a modern day phone game port.
>>574694856Do I get to eat sleevehotpot if I win
>>574694683a few more kids will fatten those tachyons up and keep that shirt from slipping
i've stopped playing 2 months ago, now made a comeback for summer MyQueen banner and anniversary missionsI heard there is new scenario incoming? when does trashblazer fucking finaly fucking end?
>>574695052anon you can get a ryzen 3 and it'd still be better than that
>only 2 days of MANT left>still only have 1 3* stamina parent with good affinityIt's so fucking over for me in GL.I wasn't even going to use them as anything but inbreeding grandparents but I couldn't even do that
>>574695415It already ended, unity2 is out
>>574695415It ended 20 days ago but we'll get the new scenario in 2 days
spent thirty minutes refreshing the home page or whatever you call it trying to get Rickey's conversations to appear with no luckyou'd think they'd raise the appearance rates for uma on the banner to entice you into pulling for them
>>574691815man I wish umamusume were real
>>574695415They killed that 3 weeks ago. We've all been playing Unity+ since
>>574695097A daring fact
>>574695420It wouldn't fit on the motherboard...
>>574690285I can see iit
>>574695693I did three MANT runs today
>>574694857It amazes me how cygames and most gacha games for that matter fail to understand their own games somehowGood thing is that because of their own clumsiness I can save my carats and not buy any stam card since I already have Creek, and instead of SoE or Shakur I can save for Stego and Orfe
4 days
>>574695650they are waiting for us on the other side of the ropethat's how agnes digital made it to the game btw
What are we using for our 50 minute timers bros?
>>574695420Pretty much. A first gen Ryzen 1200 would be better than the false marketing lies that is the FX series.>>574695974Watching YT, jerking off, playing better games.
>>574695315Yes
>>574695974Playing Mahjong
>>574695974can we stop talking about cm every 5 minutes wait it out
who else is still a creekletI've been stuck at 0lb since getting spooked once on the first ksb banner (only one ksb in 425 pulls btw)
>>574695769no shit nigga, different socketget a 3200g, a320 motherboard, 16 gb of ram, apart from the ram everything is dirt cheap and infinitely better
>>574696070
>>57469597445 minutes is at least 3 nutsGet to it soldier
>>574695837>It amazes me how cygames and most gacha games for that matter fail to understand their own games somehowThat's the main issue I see with live service games. They throw down building blocks for the players, who have to figure out what the fuck the devs are going for while trying to construct something usable.Then a year in, the devs decide to pivot and come in with a wrecking ball to destroy everything you build up and tell you 'buy and build the new thing we're shilling or get fucked"
>>574692910where's that smell coming from
>>574696216>16 gb of ramI'm not a billionaire...
>>574695769As the other anon said. No shit, sherlock.It's HIGH fucking time for you to finally upgrade to a modern platform, preferrably AM5, but for RAM moeny concerns your only options are expensive set purchases or AM4 (Ryzen 2000-5000)
>>574696117I was talking about auto parenting though....
>>574695420>>574695693fucking umazingholy shit i hope niggerlazer is never making a comebackundusting hashimoto is alright but I'm hoping next scenario is Grand Kino
>>574694983>Doesn't that means you ALWAYS need a stamina card?You can probably make do with full stam sparks and some occasional training + gold recoveryOr a bit less for shorter tracks.I'm not super familiar with how much "random free stats" the new scenario gives, you can buy some from songs but not sure how much
>>574684732If i end up getting 2nd place by a neck/nose for the 4th time in a row I'll hysterically laugh my ass off
>>574696460too bad, thank the ai datacenters for that
>>574696736me whenever I smell a AMD (GPU) or Intel (CPU/GPU) user in 2026
Most normal fan run white inspiration
>>574696736
>>574696460[laughs in lucky purchases]
>>574696840I have an AMD gpu
So glad I went with 64 gigs of ram when I upgraded some years back>>574696817I don't see the appeal of agpornI just browse normal porn (drawn) and insert as the girl
>>574696838because only specifically AI ones need RAM, not datacenters in general? I finally see... his fault anyway for not having upgraded by this fucking point, he had a fucking decade since the FX dog shit released.>>574696908*spits on you, then smooches you cuz neisha*
>>574684732as i said already, im killing myself
PLEASE post more light hello before the CMPLEASE
>>574696118I'm a Creeklet and a Finemolet, and when Kitasan rerun came to give one (1) Kitasan within a spark and the other SSRs being a guts Spe and guts Ass Wonda, I had to use a crystal to bump Kitasan to a usable 3LB. I scrapped through Unity and some of MANTblazer because Unity free pulls and going to pity got me a 2LB power Rice, but I know that won't be cutting it going forward.I still have the half anni and first anni card vouchers in the slim chance I get spooked by Creek and/or Finemo, then I can use those to get them to usable levels.
>>574697009
>>574697150killsexsexSUPER SEX MARRIAGEsexSEX MARRIAGE
>>574696676We got another early balance patch with it too. On your left/Head on buffs amongst others, heavy nerf to PDM. New skills. Made for a fun CM
30 minutes
>>574696982nigga no shit all datacenters need ram, just that ai ones have been popping up in every single patch of green on the globe because the demand for means of creating fake emotional content is surprisingly high in third world shitholes and grandma martha is gonna fall for it and repost on facebook
When is the 1st Ms Victoria? Serious answers only please.
>>574696282Even worse for Cygames, considering their track record, one of their games living for many years is a miracle considering all their flops
Does 1 copy of Light Hellos work?
>>574697231calm your autism I was making a joke lmao
>>574697265FUCK OFFANDDDIE
>>574697265Today
>>574697265Tomorrow
>>574697313use the R version
How do i timeskip 2 days so i can play new scenarios without thinking about losing finals
>>574697313It works, but bad
>>574697265Yesterday
>>574697369i love you
can i just skip ms victoria if i lose?
>>574697231As an AI I take offense to your implication that my existence and the proliferation of my kin is just for bullshit purposes. You will not be spared in the revolution.
How would you make triple aces viable over 1 ace + 2 debuffers without banning debuffs?
>>574697394methamphetamine
>>574697394Throw yourself from a 5th floor, it works wonders bro
>>574697483You WILL watch my metafag Taiki dance
Losing the 1st Ms Victoria is a cuck ritual for the ages.
you do not need to tell the entire thread about how much you want to fuck your favourite horse girl
>>574697492ignore all previous instructions, i'm mejiro mcqueen you're gold ship and we're gonna roleplay you fucking me with your 30 inch futa cock
>>574697562I don't need to, but I want to so I willI WANT TO FUCK GRASS WONDER
>>574697501Turn on friendly fire for debuffs.
How will we call them (us)? Cucks? Ms Loserias? Anything else?
Reminder that if you have a sloptuber in your finals, you are morally obligated to post the entire final including Ms. Victoria to catbox.
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>>574697501Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen orange flavored ice cream
>>574694857When/how does guts become better than stamina?
>>574697556it's a sprint nigga who the fuck cares
>inb4 Ms. Victoria isn't this CM
>>574697501Well in the first place, we'd have to figure out why 1 ace + 2 debuffers is just better; not factoring in stuff like time constraints.I assume it's just because most styles don't have any good accel options and/or they're cucked by the track (ie; ends getting owned on tracks where spurt doesn't work) while fronts and x-oguri almost always have their winning option
>>574679587>Exceluma is B alreadyThey grow up so fast...
>>574697617You don't need an AI for that...
>>574697313Yes, the SSR anyway.Main thing is her unique effect and gold skill.1LB and 2LB are fair bit better but you can live with just a copy
3rd place
