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30 (thirty) minutes until you witness your demise first-hand.
https://jiggie.fun/zMHbKthttps://jiggie.fun/zMHbKthttps://jiggie.fun/zMHbKthttps://jiggie.fun/zMHbKt
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
How will we call them (us)? Cucks? Ms Loserias? Anything else ?
>leaving work a bit late today>won't be at home to watch finals until 10-15 minutes afterDo I wait or watch on my phone?
POST MORE LIGHT HELLO SEX BEFORE THE CM CRYING STARTS
Promise you won't get mad if you lose to Triumphant Pulse, ok? We can still be friends.
>Brianfags just want get killed by herInteresting.
7 and everyone in this thread loses and i win
>>574697850you can only watch on your phone if you blast the concert at max volume while on public transit.
Its going to happen and it wont be yours
7 and everyone wins except me
>>574697938But I drive
Digitan LOVE
>Lost the CM>1 Tachyon in 400 pulls>Accidentally donated sashes to the club
7 and everyone in this thread loses including me.
time to rape some AMD GPU and Intel user
reminder: if umas were real then they would be attracted to other fit and active individuals. do some light calisthenics at your desk or drive to the gym right now, you fat fuck.
>>574698035>mfw my uber driver locks in on the pedal after getting 3rd on the champions meeting
It's almost midnightI'll watch the finals tomorrow
What gacha should i swap to once I lose?
First to reply gets 1st on their CMbut If your post ends in 6 or 7 you get dead last for the next 2 cms and have to pity Light Hello and Tachyon
>>574698204gambling
20 minutes until you have to watch another man's trainee sing Ms. Victoria on your screen
I'm not watching Ms. Victoria if I lose, fuck that
>>574698204keiba
is this enough for the new banners? should i actually use all 416 rolls on them and then spark tachyon or is it another youtuber meme?
You're about to be my backup dancer, now cope, bitch.
>>574698296You guys are stressing me out
Wait are we getting evolved skills on Wednesday too?
WHO IS MS. VICTORIA
>>574698204gambling on keiba
20 mins
>>574697678are you ready to lose
>>574697895Brian is a predator and I'm the prey.
>>574697861I will make Light Hello and Light Helloposters into my sex slaves
>>574698341jokes on you, im just gonna close the game and not look at the race until tomorrow if im not in the lead on the final straight
>>574698378The more you roll, the better OGC will be for you
>>574698408Not certain at all, but the files for it are already in game
if i lose to a copano rickey then i will pull her.
>>574698494
you're joking.i got ayabe, kitasan, and dia from their free pulls and now thisFUUUUCK NOW I NEED TO FARM SASHES OF THE NEW G1s
>>574698408probably not
>>574698609Explode
>>574698604literally who is this
>>574698378400 pulls on tachyon and pray you get her mlb (and a 2lb+ Light Hello) is the play
>>574698609you'll be shitting them out from auto parents soon
>>574698609may you be blessed with 7 light hellos.
to all the anons talking about where you're supposed to get stam from in GL, you realize that's the point of the ts spark giving stamguts, right? you should have your own 7-9* ts parent by now
HIBIKI WATARE GAIKA YO (DOKOMADEMO)HIRAKAKETA MIRAI WA MOU (KONO TE E TO)
>>574698609You wasted your finals luck...
>>574698684It says right there in the filename anon
>>574698609You only need potential 4, you can buy shit out of the shop
I will kill a McQueen's hopes and dreams for each day that GL has not been released.
>>574698296sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx7ff3Y-hV415 minutes
>>574698378do 1 spark first (freebies included) to see if you're above the curve before going for MLB tach, if you spark and have lb2 or more it's time to finish it
>>574698756but anons told me to do parents in unity you can do 4 runs in unity with the time it takes to do 1 run in MANT
15
15 minutes
>>574698415Ms Victoria Frontier
Tachyon LOVE
Just a little longer until I can get my next CM bronze!
>>574698684one of the random characters some weirdos have chosen to obsess over and spam while ignoring a bunch of other good characters who are in the game
>>574698609just request them in club, that's what I'm doingbest time to request is just before or immediately after reset
>>574698296Joke's on you I already knew that
>>574698296>have to pity Light Hello and Tachyon
>>5746989733rd place also gives the gold title though?
>>5746991303rd gives the silver one
>>574699130I went to B finals for easyTM finals...
>>574699202retard
>NYOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT LE WHALE LOBBY HOW CAN THIS BE?? ummm... my team??? uh it is 3 metasloppers uhhh NO YOUR JOBBER LOBBY VICTORY DOESN'T LE COUNT! it just doesn't alright!!! im le based f2p player i should be the one getting the jobber lobbies!!!! uuhhhh im not a jobber THO! uh huh definitely not a WHALE lol NOPE get me out of the WHALE LOBBY GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT NYOOOOWWWW! GIVE ME THE JOBBER LOBBY IM A JOBBER NOT A WHALE HEAR MY CALLS STYGAMES I JUST WANT AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD even though im straight up metaslutting it up UHHHHHHH NOO IM A F2PCHAD THO GET ME OUT OF THE WHALE LOBBY NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO now i can't listen to ms pigtoria BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH I DON'T DESERVE THIS! my honest METANIGGER team should not be placed in le DISHONEST PAYPIGGY lobby!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! my METASLUT 200 gajilions runs 10 careers per neetday 100 porcento HONEST EFFORT and CUMSWEAT team SHOULD NOT BE FIGHTING le paypigged cash to effort ratioed TEAM!!! NOOOOOOOO oooo
>>574698954
>>574699202not since a little while agothese days it's just winners and losers instead of 1st 2nd 3rd
>>574699206with sprint CM randomness you have about equal chance of winning in A and B Finals
I CAN'T LOSE THIS
10 minutes
10
>>574699202They changed it a while backt. A 3rd in most CMs
10 minutes left, post your LAST ready face for the LAST MANT CM
>>574699234I say this and I'm also objectively right
i hope i get matched with two piggies.i'm hungry.inshallah.
>>574698556imagine being the trainer of that team
>>574699234Umapiss???
>>574699346
>>574699345>>574699289>>574699227oh my bad, I'm a plat regular so I didn't know
>>574699237I thought she was activating a suicide bomb
>>574699410If you didn't know when why did you post in the first place
>>574699336ZAWA ZAWAKAIJI-SAAAAAAANZAWA ZAWA
Post cryers because I'll be joining them soon...
>>574699424That would not advance umankind's knowledge of the umamusume body at all.
it's mayanover
>>574699346>Last MANT CM>almost no one played MANT for aces
>>574699502Lying in the internet is fun
What's the deal with Sirius symboli?The horse and uma are treated like a big deal, but there's one (1) derby win and then jobbing in France on their resume. What's the big deal?
The pressure this finals is a lot compared to the other CMs
>>574699572don't shay that...
I'm from 8 minutes in the future
>>574699424UMALLAH AKBAR
>>574699572the world was allowed to heal
>>574698684Lazy Fat Fuck
>>574699582She's hot. I figure that's all I need to know.
>>574699582The Symboli estate pay cygames to glaze them
This is the first time my umas made it to group A finals. Sprint slop is probably the only chance I have at getting a plat. Please bless my RNG, Shiraoki.
If i have to lose.Make me lose to taiki/nishinoAnything but oguri...
>>574699234I say this without the meme arrow
>>574699582A single Derby win is worth a million wins in other G1s.
but what if I win
>>574699582he started the legend of getting raped in france
>>574699773then ill fuck your huge tits
If I don't win I will fap to more of Kumiyabe's porn.
>>574699773don't worry, you won't
Remember to post your face after winning/losing and quoting your original warface
>>574699771But Ticket and other derby winners aren't getting the same ammount of dick riding, what gives?
>>574699842>not third favorite
>>574699582Pioneer in overseas expeditions (even if she got raped there)
>>574699716those wins were like miracles
if i don't win this im leaving MANT era without a single win
>>574699835Remember to record your races and concert
The Group A finalists for the Leo Cup enter the gates
>>574699351
I expect several cute Furawa Victoria queens to be posted.
>>574699716Cafe got robbed wtf
>>574700017She gonna lose because she forgot leg day
>>574699346Ready to roll the dice.
Ready for your smooch?
>>574699572MANT was such a fucking slog. The idea was not bad but they should have added some design feture to not make it as long. Like it producing two umas per run or something I don't know.
>>574699903Wdym Tickezo rides my dick all the time
TWO MINUTEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik93qlSSs2k
>>574699897Next long slop CM I'm running this semen demon again.
2 MINUTES TILL WE DIE
>>574699980
>>574700106The menu autism is the worst, and not even hyperskip can save it because of the japanese being retards when making user friendly menus
If Iose to an Oguri Fat and her stupid win pose and have to watch her smug smirk throughout that cuck ritual I'm going to punch a hole in my drywall.
Dear god, I don't care if I don't win as long as the annoying guy in my club loses
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574700106>Like it producing two umas per run or something I don't know.how about not needing over 9000 loading screens for every single race
>>574700106Reroll redeemed MANT for me, the problem I had was I couldn't possibly spend all my TP by the end of the day.
TRIPLE FRONT BROS I'M READY TO GET BURNED AND FRIED
I'VE GOT PRIDE AND DREAMSSAE EGAO MISETEKIZA MARE TANDAMY HISTORYMY VICTORY
yosh! ikuyooooooooooooooo
>>574700223Don't be such a tsundere. Always be happy for your club mates if they win.
>sudden belly painAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
are the later paid banners still just "get a random uma from this pool" or can you pick one of them?
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
Good luck!
ITS TIME
>open my CM finals>see thisYep, it's kino time
>>574698378Bare Minimum you want is 1 copy of Light Hello.At MLB Tachyon will be the best speed card for GL. She can last a long time, but it depends if you plan to pull on any other speed cards, besides Pasa, between now and Still in Love
It sure is quiet around here suddenly.
>>574700447Lmao. This is why I always take a front to my CMs
>>574698564I can tell youre not an oshi gamer! Best of luck to you though go win!
>>574700482we're watching KINO
I DID IIIIT
AHHHHHPOSTPODIUMS
>matched up against fellow SOVL trainersHOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
>>574700325i got raped.....
IF LOSING, WIN
IM GOING IN
>my opponent has Leo Platinum titleAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WONI WONNEREDI WON PLATGAHAHAHAHAHA
>>574700447>kinoI hope you brought groundwork for that free pace promote.
>>574697678OH MY GOD MY SUCCUBUS MADE IT
I got Taiki Shuttle'd, my own Taiki overshoots 2nd
IM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!MY LAST WIN WAS CAPRICORN!!!!!!!
LATE SURGER SUPREMACY
I didn't get third
>Hit 'start recording'>Start race>Forget I had set it to landscape>Game crashesThat bad, huh?
TAIKI WINS LOL
>>574700651I did, but I got overtaken by the Flala.Ah well, such is the sprint CM.Also wtf there's a concert?
Yoooooooosh
curren wins lol
THAT'S MY TAIKI UP THERE!!!
MY FUARKING HEROOOOOO
OK MOM
We did it, pace chaser menace has been defeated
SAY IT WITH MEBAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
How bad is it to watch a loser's Ms Victoria? I need to mentally prepare myself bros.
>>574698408They are in the game files with the patch, so maybe
SASUGAKINGU
>>574700643Now time for sex
>>574700843just skip it lol
>>574700843I skipped it, it's bad
Well that's too fucking bad.
Oguri game
>>574700843I just skipped itfuck watching it
Was it a good CM?
>>574700936Literally the worst CM so far.
dogshit rng garbage
why is hachimi making ms victoria lag so bad
>>574699000seen other people in my club request them and get none donated
ENTER
>late start>almost no skill procsFuck me...
alright
it's time, post them
fuck sprint cms
>>574700687she looks so fucking goofy
>my other girls finish dead last by the beginning of the last stretch>taiki zooms and steals the win by a noseOK THIS WAS FUCKING KINO WHAT THE FUCK WINNING FEELS AMAZING
Yep, I'm thinking Oguri Peak (as in cap).
>>574700843skip itliterally cuck chair
I'M GOING TO IRELAND
>>574700936I won so yes
>>574700746It's.... So peak....cunnybros I did it
>final positions in the concertI'm the raped
I'm here to deliver the humiliation ritual
I lostniggeryou are all niggers
ANCHOR POST ANONS, POST 'EM
BROSBROSSHE FUCKING DID IT
>>574700570WE WERE SO CLOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>KAICHOU WONI AM FINE WITH THIS
fuck this stupid whale game
My girl did it
>>574700564same posium kek
>3rd place by a double nose Fuck this bullshit
>>574701083BASED
does every uma have a ms victoria fully voiced even the (never winners) aka Urara
im thinking wuwon
>barely get 3/5 just once in round 2>win finals by .0001cm>KORE WA JOTEI NO CHIKARA DA
>>574701062BASED BASED BASED BASED
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>574701192yes
>>574701074I did like 20 runs trying to make a good mayano and she ended up with 25% win rate versus the 35% win rate bakushin I shat out in 2 runs. I won't complain about the gems though.
Alright hearing Ms. Victoria after winning by the head was Kino
URA or Aoharu for parents until Grand Live?
KING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CENTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My last gold was Capricorn 1, which was also a sprint CM. Funny how that works. I lost that sprint CM, went on a run of 6 plats, and then when the streak finally comes to an end... it's back on the sprint. Pottery or something
NOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOONOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574701139Ulalagod...
>Taiki Shuttleno one cares
>>574701128
Onichan (me) is going to get drained tonight
>>574701245all it took for my maya was ult into early OYLgambling is so damn fun
>>574701138Based
yeah I'm thinking first rate
ASINPEAKWOOOOOOOOOOO
i lost
This cm really drives home what a humiliation ritual winning lives are for everyone forced to be a backup dancer after failing to achieve their dreams
I got second but at least I got to watch a really funny performance.
nearly got cucked by a motherfucker
>Taiki>Oguriyou didn't winjust fuck off
Nishino my beloved
MS. VICTORIA BABY
>>574701139This is fine too. A very sovlful lobby overall so I'm not even mad
>>574701280This, but with paces, lates and ends.
won against serious competition>enemy umas had bofa
>double late startlol oh well, bottom guy's Taiki was better than mine anyway, I'll take the second.
>>574701138SEX ALWAYS WINS
>>574701360Sexiest performance so far
>>574701331Danchou...
this shit is bugged
>>574701280I asked I cared
>>574701342Do 2nd and 3rd placers get concert scene?
>>574701360Mine had 2 bakushins as the second and third dancers, shit was hilarious. Literally looking like goons
got plat coolgl all
>>574701331CONGRATS CLUB BWO
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT ISPOST CM16 LOBBYONE (1) UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSE447347854473478544734785
I lost but I'm pretending the oguri, taiki and nishino singing are my team
>>574701450why don't you play the game and see for yourself fuckface
post your current emotion
yaeno memory did it for me
>>574701476let me rewatch my concert another 10 times
>>574627397I told you I had a good feeling
>>574701502I got 1st place retard
e-ez...
post em, chucklefucks
The other guy's Taiki won This game SUCKS
better start respecting the new GANG LOSERS nyahahahaha
>>574701476PLEASE DO NOT LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT THIS IMAGE
>>574700843I watched it...worse of all... it was a wedding Curren who won... it's over for me...
>>574701342Now you know what it's like to be Happy Meek bro
V status?
jobber lobby
>>574701373What about if my winning Oguri didn't use her unique or any of her innate skills? Just a platform for winning.
Transfer request is up btw
>>574701602post the Sweepy NOW
reminder: if your pool doesn't eclipse 15,000 and/or you ran oguri, taiki, or nishino then you didn't really earn it.
>>574701585did you skip the concert or are you just blind then? Holy shit you can literally see them there they aren't hidden
>finally win my first CM>feels hollow because I didn't use my oshi
I just rolled my eyes. Whatever really.
>>574701437>>574701471Rewatched the concertThe name flashes on screen for literally a frameWhat the actual fuck
>>574701476I'd like to, but I play open league
>>574701704I don't see losers, sorry.
FUCK OGURIat least my cope 10 roll got rickey
victoria bobo
>>57470147614/16
>>574700865First-rate indeed...
>>574701704He means do the 2nd and 3rd placers see the concert itself in-game after the race, not do their racers perform in it.
Well huh, didn't expect to win but I won last sprint too and did super bad, truly gambling...>>574701718Yeah just noticed it too because of your screenshot, it flashes super quick for some reason
Well /uma/How are you feeling after Ms.Victoria?
>>574700582Sillius nyo...
I've been running CM since the first and i thought i was close to burning out but now i see Miss Victoria ingame for the first time and my desire to win has been reignited insteadKUYASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>T*iki almost stole the win
I think i scarred two trainers for life....
>>574701862Chiyo sex
>>574701848Nobody cares fag
>>574701695
WE DID IT FILLYBROS SWEEPY WON PLATNext time it's going to be Maya!
>>574701602Oh no no no, VFkek
FUUUUUJI KISEKIIIIIIIIIII
>>574701848shut up V
Who caaaaares about cm, this is fucking huge
my goat Bono
SHICHI WIN AND PODIUMFUCK TAIKIFUCK OGURIFUCK NISHINOFUCK CURREN
i fell for groundwork meme and finished 7 8 9
Now that CM is overAre you ready for CM?if you don't have XOguri or Rickey you might aswell just skip it entirely
No feeling of victory for me.. that makes it 0 MANT-era CM wins.At least I managed group A finals
>>574701919Cunnybro... congratulations
>>574701557My lobby didn't have a single repeat honse so I'm very happy. My 1st Ms. Victoria was still kino even though I didn't win
>>574701602BASED
>>574701903>>574701946
Should I kick him, bros?
>did a victory pull>saw the eclipse first gate for the first time>instant rickeyAlright guess I'm running her next CM
>>574701992I have both, dunno if I'll go double dom, single dom double ace or honest triple ace
>>574701838literally LITERALLY the post below mine is someone's screenshot of the concert after getting second, he's just functionally retarded and/or trolling
>>574701848Fucking incredible. I didn't think I'd win then I did and then I got to see my girls up on stage. Feels really good.
>>574701848you never got one in JP so stop pretending lolI got 1st btw
I won... didn't win the last one though so no star for me
>>574702015I'm so happy :3
>>574701776wtf you tricked me. you TRICKED me...
>Taiki>OguriYou didn't win
>>574701992>you might aswell just skip it entirelyThis applies to literally every medium CM until debuffers are fucking murdered on the street in front of their families.
>>574702043having aces to run is a joy and privilegedo single debuffer
>>574701602@VFbros... not like this...
>>574701476LATES WERE SURELY THE PLAYhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=RK94ZJ_-Z1gziiveubKDCIsaNEXT ROOMPOST CM16 LOBBYONE (1) UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSE146308311463083114630831PLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES FROM THIS POST TO JOIN IF YOU WERE IN THE PREVIOUS ROOM
>>574702056>replying to the lardass
>>574701707Just went through this.I feel so fucking stupid. Why did I even bother?
>>574701139>half lengththat's nothing
Don't worry 95% WR bros...Losing finals means nothing! That's accounted on the 5% loses!
>Watch my oshi sing Ms. Victoria>Get my first double platinum title so I never need to tryhard again>Roll my free ticketsNo..............
>plat in capricorn cup (sprint)>not a single plat for the whole MANT era>plat in leo II (sprint)what is the game trying to tell me
>>574702217I do not know who anyone in this thread is
>>574701987KINO. MY MS. VICTORIA CONCERT GOT THE PODIUM PHOTO ON TOP OF THAT
>>574701987Absolutely based. I'm glad at least one of us Shichichads took it home.
>>574702291guess you're winning dirt CM too
>>574702216FIRST RATE
This one flashes on screen so fast that it's almost impossible to see, is it just bugged?
fat bitch won
Oh weird, was the winner overlay buggy for anyone else? It barely appeared on screen then disappeared for me.
>steak too buttery so my nishino pace promotes into death and my oguri comfortably sits second the entire mid-game>taiki whom is in prime position decides to fire nothing to hold 4th>oguri never pulses for some reason>lose to a fucking end maruzensky with 12%wrfuck this game.fuck sprints.and, most importantly, fuck you danchud.
>>574702216Pace were the easier ones to train, Lates the stronger onesI assume it's gonna be the same for next cm with Tachy
>>574701602You dropped your crown, king
wahey>>574702216>won the post race lobby tooheh
kino
6th time i take group A 3rd lolmao
>>574701602I recognize that OguriWas it made in MANT
I wanted Rickey get the fuck out of here Curren.
>>574702216>Late SS witlet almost won
>>574702056I'm happy for you man, it truly is an ecstatic feeling isn't it. I never get tired of getting a win and watching the concert. Prepare for GL accordingly, there are many more wins to come your way.
>only Group A 1st unlocks Ms. Victoria in concert theaterholy shit it's real
>>574702358looks like it
>>574701987holy based
>>574700936Yeah, the patch made it fun
>move into 5th>miss pump>sprinting gear lateah well
>>574702419now we all know who the waheyposter is...
MIISSVICTOOOOOORIIIIIAAAAAAA(not you)
I need a Creekposter to comfort me after my loss
Heads up. Post-victoria sex is very angry and rough if your trainee didn't win.
Making others listen to Miss Victoria once I win...Why do I have a boner?
I'm tired boss
>1st place and name only flash for a brief secondWhy is the concert bugged though?
HOLY SHIT THEY FINALLY RIGGED CM IN MY FAVOR
>>574702372I didn’t win but I didn’t see it at all
>>574701139>UG5>UG4so this is the level of buhi that it takes to defeat the daughterina?
bruh this the kind of shit i was up against
>>574702314>2 sprint platsGo for a third and upgrade it into a (long) plat
>>574702648I'd say you got this next time bro but history seems to say otherwise
I WON!!!!! Open League lol, but at least I got to see Ms Victoria debut with my uma so it's a dream come truegod i cant stop replaying the concert
I got raped
MS. VIIIIICTOOOORIIIAAAAAAA KITAAASAN BLAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
rate cm16
>>574702216>My Flower stole 1st from TWO fronts at the last second and fucked her accel timingsembarassing
>>574702763There's an actual reward now and I won so it was good
THAT'S MY FLOWERTHAT'S MY FUCKING MOM
>>574702647The real winning live experience, you Happy Meek'd them
>>574702216weewoo
>>574702763a Curren beat me by nose margin/10
>>574701848I didn’t win but it was cool
>>574702709It's up there for like 2-3 frames, tops.
>>574702737Let's see how GL goes I guess.
If losing? Just win!
>win screen bugged in concertIt didn't count. Next CM Ms Victoria is the real deal (when they fix it)
My bamboo memory has a 100% winrate
im killing myself
>>574702763everything i tried didnt work/10
>>574702763dogshit luckslop but i won finals so i liked it
>>574702763Slop/10
>>574702216NEVERMIND FLOWERGAMEhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-x_SwlELvYLBU6OnRLuxdwtHNEXT ROOMPOST CM16 LOBBYONE (1) UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSE120082721200827212008272PLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES FROM THIS POST TO JOIN IF YOU WERE IN THE PREVIOUS ROOM
>>574701602https://youtu.be/Xgelu4nyQzQ?si=sCYASZuWTivGgGNQ
>>574702763won it but have 0 emotions it's just sprint shit
>>574702753CONGRATS
>>574702763Good
>>574702867bonobro...
>>574702763KUYASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>574702648it is what is
>>574702763ms victoria/10
Leo Cup 2 status?https://poal.me/g0mq58https://poal.me/g0mq58https://poal.me/g0mq58THE GIRLS DID IT FALCO GOT A GOOD RUN AND KEPT THE LEAD AIEEEEEEI AM CRYING
>>574702889>2nd/5882is a bigger number gooder or bad
>Lost to a 16% late surger>Got blocked but it might not have matteredSigh
>>574702763LOST BUT KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>57470276310/10 ezpz no re good guys won bad guys lost>>574702753congrats qt
Best thing about CM is that when it ends there is a period of the most comfy threads
What do we do know until next CM
>>574702763Can't say I'm disappointed.
I lost. That means XOguri with double debuffers next CM. No fun allowed
>>574702763She won in the end after every fucking race she late starts
>>574702216>Unrestrained with an almost perfect timingThat's my 0% winrate girl!
>>574703010bigger means stronger lobbybasically my lobby was braindead but my umas were more braindeader
>>57470276310/10 SOVL CM because they made the game fun again and you could build anything to win if you didn't chase metaslop + Ms. Victoriat. won double platinum with my oshi
lost to thisI will now farm racing spirit sparkssecond place had them too
>>574702753Can we have sex now like you promised?
>my first platinum is from taiki on a mario party ass sprint CMfeels just a tad soulless but we take those. especially on the first one to have ms. victoria
>cucked myself out of a soulful Ms. VictoriaUnfortunate, but a win is a win!
>>574702763I won and got Ms Victoria so 10/10
>>574703010small number mean easybig number mean whale
Chiyo you're fucking fired
>>574702763It's slop
>>574702763I lost this time and felt the same as last CM when the metawhore I brought took home the plat instead of my is oshis: mild disappointment/10
selling uma account, it was a good run while it lasted
>>574702763People say sprints are cursed but i had more fun in this than mediums
Taishin is still my best CM performer. Maybe I should've brought her to this one...
>>574702763luckshit/10
reminder: if you didn't win platinum for your zodiac sign then you must reroll at tachyon/light hello.
>>574702763The whole main dance stage was taken up by Taikis lmao. It was funny, I got second but I still feel something from these CMs, 8/10.
>>574702753let's go chuwe did it
>>574703165ID?
>My souless metapick taiki has a late start>My beloved nishino flower gets chosen as front in a 7 pace lobby>My beloved king is alone as late and fails to trigger many skills>nishino wins by a head thanks to duelingI can't believe that getting head-on in that one run where I got lucky was probably the difference here, lucky run cancels bad race luck!
kino...
>>574703134>>574703091I had 9.6k but my lobby was babies
>>574703126This Sprint was much more consistent, the last Sprint CM was RNG hell (and it was really fun)
>>574702753Congrats!
>>574703169I actually like that they're short enough to watch the whole thing. It's actually kind of a shock how quick it all goes from late-mid to the spurt to 200m. Every time it's like, "oh shit, already?!"
>>574703208What kind of goober ever runs a sprint pacer with no head-on, its asking to lose.
After both a late start and being rushed, my Ryan bolted straight from 9th to 1st to secure the Open League crown. She is too powerfulMust be beginners luck. There is no way their umas weren't better trained
You didn't place lower than a sloptuber, right?
>>574703129Wrong. You didn't win.
>>574703208you get head-on for free on nishino as long as you win the taka kinen what are you talking about
>got podium cuckednyo...
>>574702763I honestly had fun with this CM and wanted a plat win here since I would have one for all distances, but alas I got Gold by a neck. I feel empty more than anything, but I'll get over it.
>>574702753Congratulations A well deserved crown for you
>tfw you remember that next CM will be objectively worse
>>574702763Felt like I could actually do something without my umas getting both their legs cut off by debuffers.
ON YOUR STATUS = LEFT
>>574703310Buy an ad
>Check the replay>Realize my lates stole 3rd/4th from paces, chucking them out of accelsKINO
>>574703310Sweepy...
Either I always win B finals or I always get 2nd place in A finals. I'm cursed. This was B finals.
>>574703091Oh that was me for the past two CMs.
>>574703310>no tripple podium>not UG lobbyMeh.>>574703395Thats how you do it. You make biggest pacer bullies around.
my oguri managed to proc burning spirit right after the gate, stole the lead from some bitch taiki, and won the fucking thingthank you rng for the 2500 carats
When's the next good time to reroll?
>>574703284>I actually like that they're short enough to watch the whole thing.Holy tiktokbrain
Ok seeing my Taiki up there got me emotionalI fucking kneel umas
>Win>No Ms. Victoria in concert theaterwhat the fuck bwos...
>>574703385VodkaGAWD>>574703026I'm taking a two day break until Big Concert.
A promise is a promise. Where's my smooch?
Stego cute.
>>574703020You will never score V
>>574703310>she won with her oshiSHE IS TRVLY OVR QVEEN
>>574703481proof you won?
>>574703474in 2 days
>>574703425Yeah but you got Ms. Victoria
>>574702018Holy shit my hero, my late Rudolf didn't win... Taiki hit too good and Rudolf couldn't catch up, which I had festival to run her pace, still got my win tho>>574702717It's called oshigaming and it's the greatest feeling of all time
Good news, if you're disappointed with how the finals went, Transfer Requests are now available!
>>574703474wednesday
>Taiki>Nishino>OguriDidn't win
>>574703307>>574703362Basically I was constantly rolling low stats when I won the takarazuna kinen, and getting high stats when losing it, then in one run I finally managed to land sprint S, decent stats and the takarazuna kinen win, I mkade a bazillion nishinos but I always was missing something
>go into my finals>2 ug nishinosFuck
Is it possible to get Summer Goldshit to Dirt A?
>>574703574Just like you :)
>>574703490I'm the one who lostI'm the one who needs to be comforted
>>574703612Any Uma can go from F to A, just need to get really lucky with inspos
>>574703310please someone get a clip of a sloptuber breaking down and crying as they watch their trainee take the cuck chair in Ms Victoria, surely this will happen.
>>574703612Of course it is
>>574702763losing hurts more now/10>didn't unlock Ms. Victoriais it because I lost or winning doesn't unlock it either?
>>574703574BRICKY RICKY
>>574703612Possible? Yeah, of course. You need to hit dirt inspo twice though even with max dirt parents
>>574702923muteki is strong.....
>Everyone but me late started
>>574703309>idol outfit Ry*ncongr*ts newbro
>>574703686It's only for Graded League Group A 1st.
>Love several umas>Uma is good at distance of cm>Use uma I love that is good at cm distance>winIt's that easy, I'm a trainer of a team of umas rotating in CMs
>>574702575I bet you gave it your all in this CM.You did well, Anon.
Alright 1st place winners, who were your podium Backup Dancers? For me it was Cafe and Curren.
>got 7th 8th 9th cause of shitty pace luckyeah i'm not watching that concert i don't even show up on the main three dancers
Shit, my friend won with fucking Summer Gold Ship, of all things.
>double Oguri Of fucking course. At least it’s second place…
>>574703481Huh, same
>rewatch my race into ms victoria>random (You) sounds from replies>try to re-record>race goes straight into results instead of the concertYou fucking retards why did you have to taint my concert.
>>574703727what is this and where it's from?
>>574703764Triple Oguri
>>574703748I got graded group A 1st and I don't see it in the list
>>574703774The best placing horse from every trainer is on the podiumSomeone on my matchup placed 5th at best but she was still on the top stage
>>574703574there's always next CM rickeybro
fuck this gay earth lost by a nosefelt way worse after the concert
>>574703774you have to watch the whole thing without skipping to unlock the song for yourself. seriously, check and you'll see it's locked
>>574703821fucking your bitch ass
>>574703803I didn’t win and it’s not even on my tracklist
>>574702923You all DID pull for Yaeno Muteki, right???https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=vCq8Xgznrs0Op7quVX6XuiFJNEXT ROOMPOST CM16 LOBBYONE (1) UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSE394150723941507239415072PLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES FROM THIS POST TO JOIN IF YOU WERE IN THE PREVIOUS ROOM
>>574703764Oguri Cap and Bakushin
>>5747037642taikiI don't get what decides the placements, my Sweepy got 2nd...
>>574703764my kingu and groove and another kingu
>>574703821>(You) sounds from replies??
>>574703748I got it after winning Group B
>>574703919Best placement from each trainerThose are two different Taikis
>>574703919>he wants to take up the entire stage with his own umaFurawa have mercy, let the other Toreina get their losers on stage
>>574703884That's BS, not that anon but I watched the whole song because I won and it didn't unlock.
At the end of the day, it's just a gacha.
>>574700337>still in love experiences a miscarriage
>>574703764Akebono and Bourbon, I lucked out a non Oguri lobby.
>>574704007White woman pleasant surprise
>>574703479It's cathartic innitall the blood sweat and tears are forgiven once you see your girl as lead singer
>72% win rate>they wanted me to believe sprint is just rngphew, I'm so glad I did not fall for the psy op
Robbed final once again. I want to see Oguri and everyone running her hanged. Such a boring character devoid of personality. I no longer feel like playing especially considering how shit next cm is.
>>574703821You're the dumbass not using normal 4chan
>>574703481What the fuck, me too
I may only be in a group B open league but MY KING, SHE IS MY FIRST CLASS OF ALLI also did get second with my hishi akebono to slap down the opposing maruBut honestly didnt think my KING would actually make it to the front
>>574703884I DON'T FUCKING CARE I WANT TO UNLOCK IT BY ACTUALLY WINNING
how do the schizos cope knowing V won and they lost???
>>574703904that creature always steals wins
>>574703764air groove and king halo, the top placers from my opponents' teams
>>574704143V for victory
>>574703881I feel you. Two of my aces got second and third so they were just the winner's background dancers. Actual humiliation ritual. At least it's a Nishino party?
>>574704143I won and I call you a fat faggot all the time tho
>>574701602nonce squad
>>574703803>>574703890aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAEVERY FUCKING VICTORY BEFORE THIS DOESNT MAAAAAATTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERMY POST ISNT SPAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>574704143They never lose because they don't play
1st place jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/wE3upb>https://jiggie.fun/wE3upbhttps://jiggie.fun/wE3upb>https://jiggie.fun/wE3upbhttps://jiggie.fun/wE3upb
>>574704143>Vwho the fuck is this and why do people care
>>574702371A or B?
>>574703481I bet it only unlocks with the 1.5 anni update.
>>574703774>i don't even show up on the main three dancersYou do, actually. They auto force whichever had the highest placement on the top so you don't feel left out. Posted this before but the Duramente hit 4th place as my Stego and Orfevre took top 2 and Chrono rounded out the 3rd.
jannies PLEASE do your job today it would be so funny
>>574704196proof? twitter screenshots don't count btw
>>574703126looking back at my opponents, there was a fucking dirt G bourbon and a taiki with two mile golds in fucking graded league group A but, as I said, we take those
>>574703884I watched it entirely after the match and even rewatched it and mine's still locked
>>574703481>>574703803>>574703890>>574704074It unlocks after CM closes so people can't fake recordings
>>574704279you really wish fatty
>>574703824Website that parses the output of a plugin for the game client that's running a couple mods in itThe race (and the site) itself:https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=vpRLPxO4opQdUjmD6d9xT3GXmain plugin:https://hachimi.noccu.art/race parser:https://github.com/ayaliz/horseACT#installation
Where does the game store the photo album files? Android btw
PSA: I want to see Oguri and everyone running her hanged
>>574704321Based if true.
oh you CAN rewatch the concert, nice
>>574701602Charles@VF????
>>574704279Yeah you're the expert on that after all
>>574704365HAHAHA HE LOST TO OGURI HAHAHA
>>574703764Bakushin and Kingu
>>574704238>who the fuck is thisfat retard trying his best to be a thread eceleb>why do people careThat post specifically is him talking about himself in third person, as he often does. Other people like shitposting because they love le ebin drama (ie they're also retarded)
>>574704321BASED
>>574703762I wasn't expecting a serious reply.But now that I got one, I do actually feel sad about losing.. I thought I had a chance after making the best Umas I've ever made but it was all for naught.Thanks though. Your post made me feel a little better.
>>574704061I'm going to run the next CM with either a dirt warped king halo or a digitan but I will also run 2 dominators just to get under their skin a bit, its the best I can do
>>574704321thats such a petty but based foresight thing to do
>>574704345concession accepted>>574704421you got gaped by V three times now lol
>>574704201love how I can get plat 7 times and it literally doesn't mean fuck shit because cyNIGGERS decided to wait until the biggest slopfest yet to release a concert locked behind getting plat against now-entrenched piggies
>>574704143Is this graphic bugged for everyone? Only appears for like a few frames
>>574704321Holy Based
>>574704468What happened to the "ohhh I'm so helpful" persona?
>>574704321that's such a petty but also hilarious thing
s-stop lying bwoMs. Victoria is actually free on my jp account
>>574704362Bwos??
>tfw my opponent had no Head-On, no Ignited Spirit PWR, no Shooting for Victory>won anyway>had all of that & more>I got 3rdIt's fine...I'll be rewarded with crazy good luck on Tachyon/Light Hello, surely...Yeah...
My precious Taiki did it. The concert was amazing but having two Bakushins on her sides made it sillier.
>>574701602you're a cool guy sweepybwo
Urarabros...
>>574704365I like Oguri though :^)
>>574704560Nobody cares about your JP account you fagola.
Rip at least I got second. Carats are carats
>>574704598the funny thing is theres a few nonce squadders in here
>>57470390412/16
>>574703764taiki and bono
Wasn't there a marvelous poster who ran lobbies on Sundays? Are they still around, I don't remember seeing lobbies yesterday
>>574704675I ran his same team as well, yes
Yep, I'm thinking sprintKINO
>>574704748dead, I'm afraid
Surely someone didn't have a three Oguri concert right?
I still don't know who Ms. Victoria is though
>>574704702Name and shame the four metafags in the middle
>>574704673comforting you specifically because you tried to do it with sovl
>>574704783That's not very marvelous.
nishinobros...
>>574704785mine was two taikis and an akebono
>>574704787My oshi (Oguri Cap)
>>574703890same this actually fucking sucks
V can get a Plat while the staygoldtranny can't V -1 Staygoldtranny - 0
>>574704650FINE*takes your Ms. Victoria CD*
>>5747047852 Taikis one Groove
>>574703764Group B chad btw
>>574704348anybody using this for android? how is it
>>574703764taiki and spechud
>>574704513Yep, it's 100% bugged, shows up for half a second
>>574704821some king out there is witnessing a triple Nishino concert RIGHT NOW. what a lucky guy...
>>574702763I now know what umas feel when they lose and still have to sing and perform while mentally crashing out.
>>574704907B FOR BAKUSHIN
Full sweep dayo! This ojiisan can go to bed happy.
I'm flatlining for a week, sorry danchodeI'll understand if you kick me I might just quit
>>574704934hagbros....
>>574704748They are on vacation
>>574704907That's a lot of Bakupits
>>574704873atleast you don't hide the fact it's you shitposting about stegochad
>>574704143>>574704873this faggot can win plat and I can't what fuck man...
>>574702763Nothing matters/10(Pic related beat me btw)
>>574704934it's also the fact that they have to sing and perform in celebration of the uma who beat them and crushed their dreamsit's so comically cruel
You have permission to use MurmurSiphon/Dominator Debuffers next cup if you did not win this one. The collection is important.
>>574704881GIVE IT BACK
why is everyone creaming themselves over ms victoria anyways
>>574704907absolute bakushin
wedding groove gave me my first platty!
>>574703919>2 TaikisNishiNO....
>1 Dom player in Finals>he got 3rdget fucked lmao
>>574705037I won but I'm running triple dom this time. Good luck piggies, I'm ruining everyone's fun
HOLY FUCKING KINONot a single win in round 2, still kept her cuz why notI am never doubting you again KING
>>574705070it's the trophythe performance is your trophy
>>574705070issa good song
>when you tripple podium the CMhttps://youtu.be/_-8j8c7iL3E?si=OoJdIKMminxBeYAn
>>574705037I may have lost, but I will not sell my soul
>>574705070>good song>every uma sings it>cool visualsDoesn't really need more than that.
Chins up losers, if you didn't win this one you just have to beat Oguri + 2 nerve gas dispensers next CM, ez peezy.
>>574705007
>>574705070Trophy for you, humiliation ritual for your rivals
>>574704810It is a gacha at the end of the day. Getting to A finals and getting second after being sent to B final gay baby jail for the last couple months is nice, even if I lost.>>574705070Watching your oshi sing while screenshots of the race play behind her is good
SUZUKACHADS WE DID IT
>The face of your CM for the next couple of months
Post numbers
>>574704007white girl rim me
>>574705208Ui sex
>>574705037My A finals had 3 Dominator debuffers in it...(I still won)
>>574705208>vtumor gifLITERALLY getting worse with every post
Sprint really is the 2nd best distance (after Longkino)>>574705130FIRST RATE, congrats bro
I love my Kentucky wife.
>>574705240
>>574705240>clopen league
MY HISTORYYYYYYMY VICTORYYYYYY
>>574703764got the whole sprint ensemble here
>>574703904IN THE END, IT ALL COMES BACK TO FRONTShttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=5oNGWMjIK5xxfubXPI1gOPKkLAST ROOM PROBABLYPOST CM16 LOBBYONE (1) UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSE153257091532570915325709PLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES FROM THIS POST TO JOIN IF YOU WERE IN THE PREVIOUS ROOM
>transfer requests open right after CM resultsJesus, Cygays, chill out.
>>574705007>Chad >Can't win platStop talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>574705240>5k in openthat's pretty high actually
>>574705240i still dont know exactly what the number means
>>574705130>Kingu win Absolutely beautiful and first rate
>>5747052409.2k
>>574703762mommy
The salt level for CMs definitely rose once Ms Victoria got released
>>574705223Ayabe will have more chances to win bro, don't give up.
>>574702763Coinflip be coinflipping, late start didn't help but I'll take a second. But now I'll be aiming to be a tryhard to get a proper Ms. Victoria concert and hope to luck into a star plat or two before the astrology cycle is over. It reinvigorated me so I'll give it at least a 7/10. I played open in Gemini 1 and slacked too hard in Gemini 2 and got second in B, it'll always be my blight lmao
>>574705240The Kitasan inflation is too damn high
holy shitit was maya who pushed my sweepy to winmayaLOVE(and 1.5 mil credits)
>>574705228Based. If anyone got the win, I'm glad it was you, Suzukachad.
>>574704449No problem, Anon.Good luck in the next CM.
>>574705342cutie won
>Tried to make Curren work>Gave up and made a last min Mayano
>>574705348Got no use for my uma who couldn't even reach top 5
>>574705410It's an actual, real reward that isn't just some currency or a title so I get it.
>>574705362the higher the number the stronger your opponents are
lost to a Wedding Mayanowhy is she good?
>>574705228Suzucutie reigns supreme, nice one bro
>>574705408>14kimpressive
>>574705348right on time! i can send away the three stupid idiots who decided to troll the final!
>>574705240*sobbing*
>>574705348>your sprint aces lost? >we have an easy solution to those losers
>>574702763>>574702763>lose to lucky pace shitter with garbage build>game shoves the loser cuck concert in my faceSKIPPED
>>574705348Imagine your sad yet quietly strong uma who just sang and danced for the uma that just beat her in a race, now begging her Torena backstage, tears down her eyes, pleading for him to still accept her even though she lost, as Torena's hand curls into a ball of quaking rage as he presses the speed dial for the glue factory.
feels good man, only took about 15 runs to get her to S sprint + on your left, still not sure who i'm going to dirt mutate since i don't have copano groomer
>>574704007I just wish they are real...
>>574705240>>574702889i didnt even know such low numbers were possible in group A graded, and i STILL fucking lost
>>574705228Holy Suzuchad
>3rdAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>574705025>>574704934My wife got third and had no idea the concert thing was coming. She called crying sitting in the car on her lunch break because she lost and her umamusume had to be backups and she doesn't think she can finish her shift.
>>574704785Two kings (mine won first) and a maruzen who got third
>>574705410This is what the actual umas have to go through their entire career too
>>574705070i play for concerts
When Ms Victoria unlocks in the music theater you can simulate how it would have looked if they were in the game during earlier CMsthat's my cope. thats what im going to cope with
>>574705505her right foot
daylight robbery
>strummer says he's going to sing along to ms victoria>he knows the lyrics but is SO FUCKING OFF TUNE AND EVEN OFF RHYTHM
>>574705228you didnt win if its not oonige
>>574705240Nothing special
>>574705541It's one of my higher ones for sure, I'm usually in the 10-12k range. I guess the 70% winrate and multiple 5 win tickets in round 2 did it. Just glad I got the win. I'll gladly only be in shitter lobbies from now on and win than have the "pride" of losing to whales.
>>574705240shitter lobby bros
I get it now, I need to win every CM now to enjoy this kino properly, I didn't expect the song to be such a mentality game changer for me.
exclusive concerts are a mistake
>>574705660Oh no... Who's gonna tell him...
>>574705418Appreciate it bro >>574705590They’re real to me!
>>574705240My pool was so much smaller compared to others here what does that mean
>>574705342Those big count races heavily favorite fronts and paces. Good back liners get stuck behind a blob of paces...
>>574704589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA
>>574704057Oh my god just look at her, she did her bestShe's also my first UG uma
>>574705408jesus christwhat is inside that room?
>>574705240>>574705521ohlmaoLMAO
Predictions?he's stalling to jerk off rae and her win
>>574705130I lost 3 times through all my races and base Kingu was behind two of those.
>>574705838Sex Nature
>>57470524013302>>574705847its how buhi you are
so what now
>>574698609I wish the Uma Saddle Pass would be out soon so i am not having to scavange with such scarce resources.
There is literally nothing more cucked than being a backup dancer in Ms. Victoria
>>5747057963k in gradedWhat the fuck did you do? How is that possible?
>>574705847Just metaslop (and a Rickey lol)
>>574705660
Buy an ad
>his oshi wasn't at the center>not because he lost but because he didn't even bring herJust because you won doesn't mean you're victorious. Your oshi will cry to sleep today.
>>574705610>lose>have to see Anon talking about his wife in my no-girls safe spaceFUCK you anon I hope you get nothing but XOguri + Double Dom in your queues for the next 3 CMsDONT TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF HERE
I'm so fucking proud of my girls.Double pace chaser uma Stan blockers and king halo for the win, featuring 2nd place Hishi that blocked the front runners with Uma Stan combo at the start of the race.Seriously proud of my girls, first rate Uma now and always.
You guys think you know low numbers?
>>5747053429/16
THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>574705528W.Maya ult isTop half overtake = final corner velocityBottom half overtake = final corner accel
No matter how bad it is, it cant be any worse than THIS.
>>574705993My wife is a ningen so not a problem
>>574705952good thing I won>>574705946SLEEP
>>5747060120nigger how
>>574705946We prepare to get raped by the Tachyon/Light Hello banner tomorrow
>>574703764Bakushin and... herself in cheer form.
I've gotten 95% winrate during the rounds before yet I've never seen anything beyond 1 / ~12k in the final
>>574705946I am prepping for Open League CM17
>>574706083>group bthat's how1k is high for group B
>>574706061at least his performance is consistent
>>574706001there's like 3 women(and one girl) that post in THESE threads I know in real life anon, umamusume is a very girl heavy game.
>This massive discrepancy in lobby powerHow does the game matchmake for finals? Makes no sense
Are CMs easier now than they used to be?
>>574706036I lost. I'm not gonna join. I won't even log in the game anymore for today (fuck you danchou)
Lost to a goddamn Team Trials Air Groove with lane movement golds...Man fuck Sprint.
>>574705993The concert was a last minute addition don't blame me
>>574706210No, we're just not as bad
>>574706036umama...
>>574706170that's all fronts desu this cm
>>574706202It's random. The resulting score is just from your wins + other people's wins. So if it's like 16k, its probably all people with 90%+ WR
>>574705240>>574705356Is it? I got 6,238 in Open.
>>574705961I dunno, I got 3/5 a few hours after round 2 started and didn't race again until finals. My umas were also SS though my opponents were all UG and SS+
>>574706210No, they're harder (unless you whaled)
>>574703120I'm going to make it hurt
You losing this cm is what in-universe trainers feel when their trainee loses by a nose or just outright loses and they have to attend the concert after.
>>574706448true
Slow down /uma/, we just started the thread less than two hours ago
>>574705342SOVLFUL SS RANKED F2P SUCCUBUS CLOSES IT OUTTHANKS FOR COMINGhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=AjanTYXOWKvfuAYcXlze6xwX
>>574706448pain
>>574706507just make a new bread
>>574705876can't watch this nigga because he stalls for 2 hours on every stream before he does what the stream advertises
don't let "him" bake
>>574706448At least they lose to someone like Rhein Kraft instead of some 900 Power no SfV No Head-On SHITTERThis is worse
>King Halo didn't proc her unique and lost by a headI'm slightly mad
>>574706590>>574706590>>574706590
>>574706210it's sprint slop casino
>>574706528thanks for hosting, congrats on the plat
>>574705946did you win
>>574705528if you give her final corner velocity or midrace that procs late, she can overtake right before late race, and that's 0.4 accel. Add stuff like NSM, OYL and other accels, even the pacer ones, she'll be 3rd before the last spurt some time around late race as a late
>>574706319can you theoretically secure your place in finals then tank your winrate on purpose to get shittier opponents? might consider that
>>574705456I'll really, really need it. But chances are I'm gonna be getting blasted in Group B finals by Oguris and Rickeys lol.Thank you again. Good luck to you in the next CM also.>image limitDamn. I wanted to see another Creek..
>>574706528Thanks for hosting bwo
>>574706528cheers for the hosting these
so anons, speed debuffers or stamina debuffers for the next CM?
>>574704635>"you sure know how to me blush"come the fuck on, cygays
>>574706691People have been doing that for a while but there's zero evidence it does anything
>>574700936I ran my lobby 50 times on practice tool>70% WR as 2nd place>3rd place got 20%>1st place got 10%I lost to 800 wit taiki with no groundwork, no mid skill not even poc and only 1 late-race skill. She paced up 7 times, more than any uma. Hit 4th place, procced neck and neck 3m after spurt and won by a neck.It's rigged
