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Ms Loserias, what do we do...
DID YOU RIKE IT?
Interrupting the cm posting just to quickly remind you the benefits of brown
Now what do we do before GL
>>574706663die
CURSED
VIC TO RI AAAAAAAAAA
I'm never again oshigaming, I lost because I didn't run a debuffer and because my oshi got a late start.
ROLL THE FENG SHUI CHAMMI CARATS NOW
I want to hold hands with Stego and maybe kiss her on the lips.
MISSSSSSSVICTOOOOORIAAAAAAA
> Lost Leo AGAINNext year for sure
POST THEM
waheyand umasumi umadacchi winning feels goog
>sprints are le rando
MY VICTOOOOOORY
>>574706746Debuffers barely do anything in sprints.
>>574706703I hate it, it should have been added last CM
Did you believe in your girl?First rate now and always!
>>574706709take a day off
>>574706789gwo they dont rerun it
>>574706789Third time zodiac runs for sure bro!
I'm so hyper after winning I haven't won in months I can't handle all this pent up frustration being released
>>574706663pull feng shui woman so it doesn't happen againthis post is not affiliated with Cygames in any way
>>574706873*rapes you*
Sweepy bros... So close yet so far
>>574706590With all the research I am doing with Grand Live I have to say it's much better than MANT.
>>574705240I think this is the highest I've gotten, almost 16k
>>574706746>LS just nab focus>>574706823KYR has max pow
>>574706843did bono eat her after this
Oh I get it now, the V stands for Ms.VictoriaDunno why it took me this long to figure it out
>>574706789>Next year for surebwo.............
I won plat like I said I would, where's my kiss?
>>57470524086% winrate
post your current emotion
>>574706789>Lost Leo AGAIN>Next year for sureSorry brother. They only run the zodiac races twice.
Asking again, where does the game app save the photo album files?
>>574706805
>>574706929>PodiumYour greed sickens me
>>574706950Damn, nice win bro
emmmmany Rickey Victoria?
if you didnt win with oonige did you really win in uma musume? i dont think so
>>574707023PEAK
Leo Cup 2 status?https://poal.me/g0mq58https://poal.me/g0mq58https://poal.me/g0mq58THE GIRLS DID IT FALCO GOT A GOOD RUN AND KEPT THE LEAD AIEEEEEEFirst time Falco won me a CM
THE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGEST
Now that CM is over, are you ready?
>>574706893agnes tateyon
Why are my opponents' uma on the stage? I won 1st 2nd and 3rd, the losers should be forced to watch my entire team sing and dance.
>>574707015Program Files\Steam\userdata\<Steam ID>\760\remote\3224770\screenshots
>>574706843for me it was a lucky pace Taiki without N&N forcing NSM on everyone behind hertruly first rate luck
>>574707095Rickey brickey!
Plat count? out of 16?
>>574707162What about android?
>>574706805>underboob light
next CM day jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/jJ6Rl1>https://jiggie.fun/jJ6Rl1https://jiggie.fun/jJ6Rl1>https://jiggie.fun/jJ6Rl1https://jiggie.fun/jJ6Rl1
>>574705679Step it up
>>574707001
Pbbbbbbbbbhththtbtbtbtbtbfbfbfb
>>574707104MISS VIC HOEH
Remember, it's better to win B Finals than to lose A Finals and be forced to watch your umas be background dancers.
>>5747071912 (two)
>>574707191I had 80%+ winrate in all CMs but only took home 8 plats, game's fucking brutal
I swear I've pulled every other 3* uma in existence on this Rickey banner except Rickey. Some kind of ironic Feng Shui luck curse is at play here and I fucking hate it. Here's what I got from 100 pulls so far:>Ayabe>Xoguri>Summer Golshi>Spechud (2x)>Fuji KisekiWhen will I get her bwos...
>>574707245Ew V
>>574707104Congrats on your win!
>>57470719111/16. 8 plat winstreak finally ended, as my own Taiki overshoots 2nd and my Suzuka fails the witcheck on Unrestrained. 5/6 CMs for MANT era, hoping to get my first starred CM in GL.Actually now that I think about it, does Leo even count as a MANT CM? Because if it doesn't them I'm 5/5.
>>574707278LE LONE WOFL!?
>>5747071919It's over, I failed by trainees
>>574706929She would've won if you had run a team without vapid bitches.
>>574706893She wore it better, though
[Heartwarming News]VF won his finals.
Post your finalshttps://i.desu.si/qqDmOSuW.mp4
>>574707350noppers
Post your stash heading to GL (47h away)>>574707001Prettygud getting 1st, might take a long while to get another 1st place finish
>>574706805I didn't think to take a screencap because I had forgotten to turn concert audio back on so I skipped it, but it was Bride Mayano
>>574707347>complaining about pulling 6 SSRs in 100 pullsEXPLODE I got Ricky in 36 pulls
>>574707191Twelve
>>5747071915/16 >>574705434 which is at least 3 more than I expected since I didn't really start feeling like I built proper umas until Capricorn.
>>574706805i like the sweat
7 and sweepydev (the real one) returns for GL
>>5747071911
Is next banner the one to reroll on?
Ew wtf why did they force a concert on me after winning CM? I got goosebumps from the cringe. That was disgusting.
>>5747071911/16
>>5747071916, sprint is just not seemingly my mojo (have all miles though)
>>57470719110. Shit's difficult.
>>5747071915, finals A every single time tho...>>574707553yeppers
a lot more sovlful wins in the other thread...
>>574706805Are you entertained?
>>574707443I'm not downloading your stupid virus.
Best day ever
>>57470719110
>>574707001WOOOOOOOO
>>574707647because it is the sovlful thread
>>574706805Kino just kino
>>574707680Anon...
>>574706967Probably...she was about to win all things considered and the king halo came like a thunder.Bono actually stole 1st from the front runners hard during the first part of the race then did it's whole mid race combo perfectly and rocketed hard, king is my ace here so it was all calculated but Bono almost won it with near perfect activations. That's why it's so close in the picture.
>>574706805congrats Umama~
>>574707668pose goes hard
>>574706805laisu supremacy
>>574707191122nd incancer 1capricornaquariustaurus 2
>>574707487Yeah I know that's why I said it's some kind of ironic luck curse. It's just weird that I'm seemingly getting everything but the rate-up character...
>>574707647>soulfu-GASLIGHT ALARM WEEE WOOOO
>>574707687I didn't recognize her at first because she looked happy.
And I've made my mark uponMy history!My victory!god this song goes so hard
>>574707001sex
>>5747071919
>>574707359you too cutie!
Wait, can you not view the concert again in the theater, what the fuck?
>>574707169Every first rate Uma knows luck is a part of skill.
>>574707481You literally do not need to save this much. How have you even enjoyed the game up to this point?
At least I got rickey off 13 pulls but man, I wanted that title and song.
>>57470719112/16 including 10 out of the last 12, I'm happy with that since I don't spend money, but I'm also running the most meta comp most of the time (except for sprint, won it with solo ace oguri)
>>574706805I dunno how people can dislike sprint when we've got this much variety in winners. If this was mediumslop it'd all be fucking xOguri.
>my air groove suddenly loses her 1st placeunlucky
SEND BAD FENG SHUI NOW
>>574707001Fuck this gay fuckin earth, ults and half the skills not even fired, then fuckin blocked on the last straight I hate this fucking shit so much especially after winning plats and only NOW they added the concert, skipped the fuck out of this humiliation ritual, what the fuck is this bullshit. Fuck you gook niggers and your rigged RNG bullshit p2w shit fuck this game fuck you all I hope your oshis suck my dick you and you choke on horse semen and die (see you tomorrow)
lost to a fucking gutmaxxer buhi... i will NEVER get a plat
>>574707875It’s locked until tomorrow to prevent fake screenshots
Alright let's start talking about next CM. How do you defeat Hoguri + 2 gas dispensers?
Speed debuffers or stamina debuffers for the next CM anons?
>he didnt record his ms. VictoriaOHNONONONO
>>574707930That's what it's going to be next month.Rickey can't save you, it'll be holiday oguri all the way down.
>>574707930whoaaa is that you buonoposter
>>5747071911 plat, 14/15 golds...
what does the loser ms victoria concert look like?
>>574707845Suspicious....how do you know whether I won?I did actually, thanks! Hope you have good luck on the upcoming scenario banner too!
>>5747071919 out of 13? 14?(i was gone after tenno sho spring CM)
>>574707191Just 1, Pisces. Lots and lots of Golds, only 1 Plat. It doesn't help that I ran in Open League for the first like 4 cups.
so when's the next actual CM
>>574706703Loved it, especially with my Kingu in the center
I was sad that I came 2nd so I threw cope pulls at Brickey.Hey, time to loopa>>57470719110 plats here, and 6 golds
>>574708051it's the same as the winner
>>574707945absolutely sovless...
my 780 wit brainlet Kingu won LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574708051the same, but you are watching someone's else uma while yours are just around, humilliation ritual.couldn't be me, I won.
>>574707945>they're all my oshis, I swear
>>574708051same as the winner, but the winner is the center
>>574708017That's why I'm not bothering to take that one seriously, lol.>>574708021Not any specific Bono poster I just built her cause I think she's cute. If anything I'd be a Doto___ poster but she can't sprint worth shit.
GHOLY SHIT 2ND PLAT SECOND PLAT AND MISS VICTORIA HOLY FUCKING KINDO HOLSY SHIT FUCKNGIN CYGENEROUS I'M COOMING COMMING PANTS WET FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>574707212I have a 2015 phone that can't even run the game so this is the most I can do for you and by that I meant asking a chatbot.
Did Cygames let everyone get a free first place so they can show off the new concert or something? Barely played this cm and won.
>>574706805>>574708053we've been together for so long nonny... your anonymity is as clear as glass to me
Ms Victoria should only play on CMs where I win
>podium sweep>2nd and 3rd place are relegated to the bottom floor anyway to prop up the shitters from other trainerswho designed this shit
>>574706805It's her... Ms. Victoria..
>>574707971V...
Post your Ms. Victoria
>>574707945the big three...
>>574707817Does this seem more familiar?
>>574708203It's impossible to give everyone first place, broSomebody has to lose
>>574708237Its so you can run double dom since you don't care about sweeps now
>>574707001>Got Rickey in less than 50 pulls>Then got second in Leo 2>Tachyon/Hello pull status remains a mystery for two daysnow I just wait.
>>574708340No. You might have to find the part in that concert where she's folding her arms and scowling.
>>574708343it's actually possible to give everyone first place but you can't do it all in one CM
>>574707945soulless ass nigga
>>574708273
>>574707443Warcrime posting?https://files.catbox.moe/gg9ohm.mp4
>>574706893He's gay, what a shock
>>57470719111/16. Lost the first two CMs because kitalet and creeklet. Lost the last 3 because bad RNG.
CURREN YOU WHORE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE GLOBAL FROM THIS SLOPTUBER
i feel faint from celebratingtomorrow can only get worse
>grab someone off of CG who has the racing spirits Mood and Stamina>they change their support the next dayGO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RAKE
Even VF won, what's your excuse?
Now that sprints are over, it’s time to focus on the DIRT DAAAAAHHHHHBBBYYYYYYY
>>574708226no more NONNY!!!
>>5747071911THATS ALL THAT MATTERS THOUGH
>>5747071910
>>574708446He benched his oshis for that. He lost in spirit.
>>574707945Oshi team btw.
>>574708343>he thinks he's matching against real players
VF won but you couldn't?
>>574708237They're first and second losers, after all.
>>574708446OVR FVARKING HERO
I spent two full days going through every scenario a couple months ago, trying to find a particular voice line from Stego that appears before a race, and ended up giving up trying to find it because it would not appear. I finally found it today only because she decided to double mood down me and go into a race in neutral. Apparently it was a neutral mood dialogue. I'm kind of annoyed I didn't think of it before.
>>5747071911_At least I denied two xogs
>>574708446Cygames has Vivlos va streaming for global? She speaks english?
>>574708503sovlful toreina
>>574708463But I did win?
Winning with your Oshi is the greatest feeling
>>574708519His oshis? winning
>>574708561Currenkeks...
>>574708562>>>/umajp/
Reminder that not getting Ms Victoria on it's debut incurs GENERATIONAL AURA DEBT You are SOVLLESS, AURALESS, KINOLESS, CHOPPED, as the zoomers say
>>574707443https://i.desu.si/daUEwPLb.mp4>>574708273My retard never lets me down...
>>574708519No no bro you don't get it he just used his waifus he just realized he liked and what a coincidence they're very strong this cm haha that's crazy haha oshi gaming amirite
Fuck you Curren you had one job.
preemptively feeling sorry for all the honest Rickeyfags(singular) that will celebrate their oshi's concert and get called a metafag, despite oguri being the real menace
come on bwos...any Rickey win....
>He lost finals>He got cucked in Ms Victoria
>>574708246>>574708639TWO Shichis?(Based)
>>574708653Seiun Sky was so disappointed that she got benched she went to other torenas for comfort... she might come back, once we're done
>>574708519>He benched his oshisSovless behavior
>>574708765Nobody with a brain is calling anything but xOguri and debuffers metafagging.
How are dirt races so fucking kino?
how do people do it? how do they run oguri every CM and not feel like absolute drones?
>>574708809next cm gwo
>>574708446>Oshi gaming>Oguri
>>574708765I need Grass to look at my penis like that
>>574708765As usual, honest front runners getting slandered while the real cancer is running in the back
>>574708617>Vivlos VAnobody tell him
>>574708617yeah
>Bonoanon and Biwanon haven't posted yetM-masaka
>>574708825If Falco saw your post she would be disappointed.
someone go watch Zelarinth’s finals
>>574707191This is my 10th and my first sprint so I'm pretty happy about it. Getting the first Ms Victoria is the cherry on top
>>574708939They're waiting for the shitter hours for an easier finals
>>574708859my baby Laurel
>>574708939I saw a Bono win0 biwas though
So are we pulling for the Tachyon SSR? Gaslight responses only
But did you have fun?
>>574709014
you should spend the night before GL doing your last ever manual parent run, cause ain't nobody gonna be doing that shit in 24 hours.
>>574709040very much so
>>574709040No.
>>574708476>israelI wasn't paying attention to the next CM wtfI don't have good dirt parents
>>574709040I think building for sprints is far more comfy than mediums and longs which made this CM not that complicated
>>574709032Only one copy and crystal for LB1 which is enough
lol man I can not wait for Grand Live.
>>574709040Its never fun having your hard work instantly shattered because you weren't a soulless lizard brain who used the best Uma in the game by far
>>574709032Everyone is until the reality of average luck on a double spark sets in and they run away thankful that they just managed to bag a few Light Hellos.
>>574709032I already pulled some speed cards so I can safely skip Tach
>>574709040I'm just surprised I made it to open A finals
>>574708994Lost to Bono
>>574709136Oguri doesn't need dirt parents
>>574709197retard
how come all the winners are spread leg whores
>>574709226wait the concert starts playing automatically even if you didnt get 1st?
>>574709032Yes, LB1 Tachyon, just like SMaru. Most of her power is from early LB, no need for MLB
>>574709226>skips concertif you do this then you're the raped
>>574709243Okay faggot explain how I am wrong here really
>>574709032Biko is my main speed card until her training is powercrept. Priority isn't a real stat. Biko has higher highs.
>>574709268You will watch MY concert
>matched against UG5 Oguri well, it was a fun ride at least
>>574709136bwo? your xoguri? your feng shui? your digitan?
>>574709226has this guy ever won anything?
>>574709226Eh, win some, lose someShould have at least watched the concert
>>574709040It would've been even more fun if Haru Urara had won.
>rerun finals match in practice room until my oshi winsahhh... that's better. I just needed to clock the race 16 times.
>>574709032MLB Maruzensky is enough for the next three scenarios.
>>574709136>israeldescribes the next CM well with hanukkah oguri and nice netanyahu terrorizing the track
>>574709352He has 12 plats or something
>>574708476>dirt>mediumuuuuh
>>574709032No after pulling 200 and getting 0 summer marus I'm never pulling supports again.
I feel so sad right now bwos... I shouldn't take a gacha game so serious but being a Ms. Victoria backup dancing cuck is hurting me a lot
>>574708273>>574708430>>574708729>>574709369You guys told me Sprint S isn't needed
>>574709371>Eh, win some, lose some>Should have at least watched the concertafter playing umamusume i feel bad about the times where i stopped watching as soon as i felt the team i was supporting couldn't win
>>574709336>bwo? your xoguri?>>your feng shui? I prefer schizo orange>your digitan?2 more months
>>574709032It's not needed, I'm fine
You guys switched to your plat title as soon as you watched the concert so the other players know they lost before the race began, right?
>>574709410based
>>574709040I got to enjoy Neo Unity and not think about item management, even with getting second, throwing together aces in less than 40 minutes was refreshing and made me enjoy this again.>>574709352Yeah, he only lost both Taurus Cups, Pisces, and this one. Maybe one other I'm missing, but he has lost at least 4 times.
>>574709410holy shit someone actually pulle- I mean congrats on the win ardanbro!
>>574709493This nigga is a side character. Enjoy being an NPC. Have you tried running in G3 races? G1s are clearly out of your league
>>574709493you either feel the pain or become Urara
>>574709589Doesnt work like that..
>>574709032True gutsmaxing will hit its stride before the end of the year, you won't need more than one good MLB (like KSB) after that.
>>574709445Grass and Tachyon better choices right?
>>574709519You don't. This is what won it for me.
>>574706805>>>574709519Gwodacchi...
>>574709493
>>574709519anyone who ever says Distance S isn't needed is bullshitting, why would you believe someone who says "yeah you don't need 120+ extra speed that isn't hit by the overcap limit"?
My finals had no repeating honses and got a pretty kino concert because of it. Sad that I didn't win but still happy with it since it's Kaichouhttps://files.catbox.moe/q2r99h.mp49/10 could've been 10/10 if I won
>>574709589No, I didn't think to do that...
>>574709519I had Sprint S on two of my Umas and they still lost
>Win CM>The very next gacha rollSasuga, Cygames.
my 2view sloptuber got a humiliating loss
Enough from the winners. Those who couldn't pull off the first Victoria W, what's on your mind right now?
>>574709589I'll switch mine to bronze so they think they guaranteed at least second.
>Dirt Ghow much can I raise aptitudes with pink sparks?
did the umadash sloptuber win
>>574709608There is nothing wrong with being a backup racer.
>>574709810death
>>574709657NN + Dom/Keen Eye gets the best of both worlds. Stamina debuff is pretty real because of 564 and the track having no downhill
>>574709318.........Still waiting
>>574709817you'd need to start at dirt C and hit dirt sparks on inspiration twice
>>574709817Up to C, then need 2 pink inspos.If you have been looping super affinity parents it shouldn't be an issue.
>>574709519>Sprint S>>574708273Im surprised I made a UG uma before CM started and carried me all the way
>>574709810>>574709686I'm coping that my lobby was sovlful
>>574709318>>574709862You didn't try hard enough
>>574709810Everyone won though? It's Cygame's gift to celebrate the new concert.
>>574709762at least it's not a vtuber, can't imagine anything worse than that
>>574709775Jump on the grenade, cover it wholly with your body to dampen the explosion and safeguard others from the blast as much as possible, tighten your core and keep your head low
>>574709817You can try coping with dirt B medium S, but you need more accels
>>574709817From G I'm pretty sure you can get up to C and then it's a gamble on the inherits after that. I did it this CM with Urara.
>>574709810Jiggies
Damn itMy Curren with more speed somehow couldn't catch another Curren. Can I just pretend I won?
I won but what does 1/8888 means?
fuck this gay ass game
>>574709982just pretend the curren in the concert is yours
>>574709519only if you have turf Sbut sprint picks have fuckall so you're likely pumping sprint sparks anyway
>>574709653 >>574709687 >>574709812Since the CMs are repeating, you can actually do it at any moment with the starless bronze title.
>>574709274But the extra SP bonus from MLB...
>>574709817You can go up to C at first and then, if you are extremely lucky, also get up do S with inspirations.
>>574709810Re-running my finals lobby in my mind palace and my heartfelt oshi ace has won 75% of the time. She was 6th in the actual race. I just feel hollow inside...
my Air Groove went from 2nd to 5th within a span of 10 seconds at the start and I have no idea how this happened
>>574709856Im just worried cause SMarus and COguri will not feel the effects of stamina debuff
>>574709032Teio wit is the real catch
>>574708273won the coinflip
>>574708519If you're going to be an oshifag you better commit, this is worse than being a metafag, at least they're honest about it
Impressive. Now show us LightBirb's finals
>>574709519If Losing, Win, though
Holy fuck the concert makes winning so much better and losing SO MUCH WORSE. Everyone I know who plays is either enthralled or depressed or madder than a wet hornet.
>>574710017that number is apparently your lobby number and the higher the number the "harder" the opponentsunless i'm misinterpreting that means you dominated the lobby in the rank 8888
>want to level Copano Rickey>can't because I need the new banners
>>574709982You deserve it for being a deep fried bitch
>>574710072YOUR CARROTPOST HERNOW>>574708273fast learner run, +120 speed off greens
>>574709810lost again with 80% wr in round2, still 0 platsgenuinely believe my account is cursed at this point
I feel back for the backup dancers. Not really when one of them was XOguri. lmao
>>574710207I just got mine to potenial 5 somehow
>>574710017>8888it means you need to pull for rickey now that's the chinese shiraoki number
The Ms. Victoria bragging/crashout is the best moment of /uma/ until the banner crashout in 2 days.
>>574710207buy them out in the shop, then when the shop resets next much buy them out again and you should wind up with enough
>>574710159bwo you don't trust the engineer at building the actual houseI thought everyone knew that
>>574709519My Taiki won with Turf S though
I have achieved zen>It's okay to be retention 5!>It's okay to get whatever in CM!>It's okay to roll for umas and ignore cards!
>>574710072is this the only suzuka win in /uma/?
>>574709982Contrastanon strikes again.
>>574709810I recently came back from a hiatus, did minimal effort and got to A finals by a stroke of luckanything better would have been negative karma stacking up on me
>>574710328Now you are playing correctly.
>>574710207Ask your club?
>>574710242This was her results at yesterday's conclusion. Added "CM 16 win" to her.
>>574710309I don't know how people go into a double important rate up banner and expect even 2 full pities to be enough to double MLB on even average luck.
7 8 9
>>574710017your total performance during the CM was better than 8887 players
>>574709519Turf S Sprint A Falco won
>>574710309I'm very ready for the banner crashout.
How do I build Doto for the next CM? Late or Pace? I want to make Doto the Ms Victoria when she still has a chance
>buggy concertuma global moment
>>574709928If by "try hard" you mean "tryhard" then you are right because I operate under a strict code of HONOR I feel no joy from the cheap near effortless victory running something like Taiki or Oguri would get me>B-but I used Taiki and/or Oguri & lostDid your opponents do so?>YesUnlucky>No...
>>574710415>whale roomrip bwo
Is there any card on the club point shop that can be worth it?
>>574710465Late, usual accel options in Pump and Moving Past
>>574710017
Does the new scenario make better TT umas? Debating if I should just do failed runs until then or work on my TT umas since I got demoted.
>CM results have been out for 2 hours nowwtf why is time suddenly passing so fast
Do you guys actually watch your humiliation ritual backup dancer concert or do you skip?
>>574710465Dirt: GSolve that first
>>574710309But crashing out by not getting a single Tachyon in 400-600 pulls is the best part
>>574710415Well...that is still a nice podium get, at least...
>>574710309if I don't get MLB Tachyon I'll just quit, seriously
>>574708273>tfw hot springs trip uma victoria
>>574710494Post your team then and I'll agree with you
>>574709982MY FUCKING EYES DAMN YOU NIGGA
>>574710518Suzuka for front parentingThats it
>>574709810I got 6 plats in a row, I was due a loss.And I got Rickey shortly afterwards so all is well
>>574710518all of themcleat and get pink tickets
>>574710403To be fair I double pittied and got MLB Doto and 3* Tazuna so if you just get lucky it is possible.
>>574710465Late but if you do not know how GRIM the situation is for Medium/Long Pacers is already that is very strange
>>574710403I will get MLB Tachy and 2lb Drunkard tho>b-but the chancesI will tho
>>574710401I am truly suprised you made the front work, can i see her?
>>574710543Yes, you will be hitting 3k+ SP so if you're remaking your team wait it out
7 and I do dirt looping Any other number and I cook dinner
>>574710091S. Maru can't use restless and her card so she's honestly looking pretty meh, I doubt you'll see her much. Stronger XOguris wouldn't be affected tho you're right so I guess if you're confident in beating everyone else, then double dom is the way
>>574710558i skipped, not gonna listen to the song until I get my win
>>574710518i think sirius is the best and suzuka for fronts BUT compared to other cards even some SRs they leave a lot to desirebesides apparently GL meta is fixed so you can't add a group card
>>574710705based
>>574710558Do not avert your eyes. Carve that memory into your body and soul so you'll never forget.
>>574710558I didIt's better if you don't
>>574710403I only need Tachyon MLB, LH can be 0LB for all I careI have the secret strat for MLB too but I hope I won't need it
Rickeyyyy~Luckyyyyy~Minna de HAPPYYYYY~!
>>574710604
Pretty sure you should only spend carats on the Tachyon banner if you get one from the free pulls. Seems stupid to potentially have to spend 600 pulls only so you can maybe win a few more pulls per cm.
>>574710328yeah, now it is because I have my double plat title
>>574710558I watched it since 2nd means my honse can get to sing
>>574710558>>574710705only petty faggots skipall umas are a tresure for real trainerseven 2nd and 3rd places
Whomever said my King was not going to win this CM: Fuck you, you were right, I still won, though.
>>574710679You use 7 to roll for lucky things, 4 for the worst thing, and anything else for neutral. Do not question the ways of Shiraoki-sama lest she ruin your luck for all time
>>574710596ThisNo crashoutSimply uninstalling and moving on
>>574708273She did well for an old lady
>>574710663Sure. It's a bit of a team effort thing with pace debuffs desu but I think a lot of the fuss about fronts being bad was people not bringing enough acceleration and wondering why angling wasn't taking them through the sprint acceleration zone.
>>574710674NTA but I haven't touched TT for a long time Took a long ass break because MANT , how do you make proper TT umas?I never learned how to do it, do you witmaxx and forget about winning or what?
Are you feeling it /uma/?
>>574710558Of course I’ll watch. If nothing else your oshi can be seen dancing
>>574710659No you won'tKawaDUMMY
>>574710917NOOOOOOOO
>>574710827HE RAN NISHINO AND COMPLAINS ABOUT METAFAGS LMFAOOOOOO
>>574710659*kisses Kawakami on the forehead*
>>574710827Not him but does your "code of honor" also require you not let your umas train past SS?
>>574710917these outfits surely can't be good for racing, they don't look aerodynamic at allall umas should really race in skin-tight (ultra thin) bodysuits
>>574710917haha I feel that quote now, fucking harsh
>>574710917The Direktor at Tracen hides the semi-annual school shootings
>>574710641>>574710712What's the consensus compared to this Suzuka?
Reminder that for next CM you cannot brag about winning if you are using this meta garbage.You will be immediately blacklisted.
So that's how umas feel huh... You train. You sweat, you do your best. But it's not enough... And then you still have to smile. Still have to dance. Even after a crushing defeat, you have to dance in the background. While your rival takes the center stage. I get it now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry...
I thought you guys said Nishino was good as a parent, why are you seething at her winning now?
>>574710868Ha, did you run Late Maru? Nice.
>>574708273Sweepy almost stole her win by a nose out of nowhere (she teleported from 6th to 2nd)
>>574710465>when she still has a chanceisn't oshi + two debuffers still a thing in jp?
>Shiraoki>Feng ShuiFAKEFAKE AND A FRAUDYOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR LUCKTHINKING OTHERWISE IS COPING
>3rd Place A FinalsFuck this damn game.
>>574710909Break speed cap, have enough stamina to finish the track, 1k or 1.1k wit minimum, get a Summer Golshi parent for her ult, then get minimum 7 golds. It's not too hard to do in Neo Unity because you're getting 3 golds given to you for free, so if your cards finish and if your uma has good built-in golds, that makes it more feasible.
Uhhh Rickeybros? Your Ms Victorias???
>>574711083Club one is worse in every way
>>574710465You had a chance this Sprint CM though?
>>574711116I've only won 3 CMs. I guess it's like umas with G1s. In career mode it's easy and you win every single one, but for real? They struggle to win even one.Then there are freakish monsters out there with 8+ wins.
>>574711093It's gonna be pretty funny seeing the rooms barely fill up compared to this CM cause everyone's using this fatty
>Oguri>Taiki>Nishinoyou dfdn't win
>>574711235sorry my game is bugged but i can show you it once the song unlocks
>>574711235There was a Rickey in my lobby actually. Think they finished 6th or something
>>574711170who's seething
>>574711093They can and will, and they'll love to drink your salty tears. Apathy is the true path.
>>574710909Making TT umas is a bit different from CM.You play normally, but use umas who have a kit with golds you can use and cards with cheap golds.Once you finish your run, you buy the cheapest skills that can properly activate and as many golds as you want. Cheap skills can include x corners / straights, or debuffs, or movement skills, everything counts so long as it can activate. Skills with conditional requirements such as most greens and some other specific skills such as those with "jammed" in the description are bad, buying uniques is bad too other than stuff like angling or mpb.Wit is good, but don't go full retard.
>>574711093THREE OGURI MS VICTORIA PODIUM
>someone out there has run Oguri Cap in 16 CMs straight
Seeing Oguri and Maruzensky as backup dancers was kinda satisfying ngl
>>574710984Whats wrong with Nishino? Shes sexy
>>574711389Good ol' reliable
>>574711271Do we have someone with 7+ plat wins on a single uma? I feel like there should at least be 1 ogurifag with this accolade
>>574710465Forget about next CMevery single match will be 1 2 3 XOguri and maybe a RickeyTry later
Please comfort me bros. I had an 85% winrate and still lost the final.
>>574711093I will use her AND saltpost when I lose to another XOguri
Will CM17 Open be a shitshow full of Graded refugees?
>one victory>sea of miserable defeatsvery discouraging, and next CM will be even worse>no Hoguri>no Rickey>only Taiki Pasa Summer Hag and Shichi can run dirtI TRIED MY BEST AND IT WAS AWFUL
>>574711462
I like Mejiro Ardan's voiceespecially when she says "stretchu"
>>574711462been therenext time for sure
I'm gonna run with 3 debuffers again, it felt so good when I won.
>>574710984Late Nishino is justifiable Paceshino isn't >>574711053I'm going to turn you into a pork roast PIGGER
>>574711093Next CM I'm using Xoggers and 2 debuffers.For 3 reasons and hear me out:1. I already lost my Ms. Victoria virginity here, it's okay.2. Fuck dirt races and fuck Rickey, for a whole week I woke up and the stupid Rickey theme was playing in my head I hated it. I need to ensure no Rickey wins next CM.3. uma2 works.
I have 52% winrate and won A Finalsalso I started making aces in the middle of CMbasically no preparation
>>574711425those ogurifags were the goldshipfags or lost to another oguri
>>Oguri>you dfdn't win
ms victoria is a whore
>>574711462You were supposed to lower your mmr for finals
>>574711389Big fan, how did you know
>>574711462Your trainees are waiting to take out their frustrations on your body.
>>574711462bronze looks better anyways
>>574711609https://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw?LETS GO RICKEY
>>574711182Yeppers
Alright bros, what was your final WR for CMs during the MANT era?
>>574711609accept the rickey into your heart
>>574711462Wanna kiss?
>>574711462Hey hop on the VC and maybe we can think of something together...
>>574709810thinking if I should just go effortless meta with 2 days remaining for next CM
I lost and my trainees won't comfort me because they're lesbian. why the fuck did cygames make the characters lesbian when women are like 10% of the player base? why are zoomers into lesbian shipping anyway? is it some form of polyamory??? i am so tired. this wholesome game makes me just feel empty. there is no warmth for me. the dialogue just makes mentions how roommates shower together, which is an obvious euphemism for lesbian sex. i feel so unwanted and rejected irl already, so why the fuck does this game just pour shit on my wounds? there is no hope for me. i just want to die.
>>574711074no they should wear this
>>574711771went in, got a plat, lost all the middle, headed out with a plat
was wit the biggest gaslight of this CM?
>>574711462There there piggy, you still have $1000 to spend on Agnes Tachyon MLB after 600 pulls didnt produce a single Agnes Tachyon. Dont forget to wash yourself after making Dirt aces for the next CM
L-Let's Roll Rickey
>>574711083what anon said, the positive club suzu has is hint frequency and that you get them +2 so basically good for parents
>>574711462finals is pure rng bullshit, anyone with a higher winrate than 50% is a luckfag
>>574711729>hey cafe watch!>*plays with SunSi as she’s damn near unconscious*
Been awhile since I got a plat title. Thanks, Sprintslop.
>>574711771I think 4/6? I missed long and takarazuka rerun
>>574711541i need her
>>5747117713/6 CMs won
>>574711771Wouldve won 3 but I got cucked by an angling wit check, so it was only 2. Still doubled my plat count so it's OK
you only need 1 Tachyon and 1 Hello
>>574711975Hello!
>>5747117712 plats. Might or might not miss the 1st GL CM though
>>574711858no one shilled maxing wit as important, so no
>>574711462This was my squad going into finalsLost to a Wedding Groove hitting her speed inherit and Sprinting Gear right away along with the standard taiki/flower accels
>>5747117710% as usual
>>5747117716/6 - VBourbon, Xoguri, Xoguri, Taishin, VBourbon, Oguri
>>574711975You get two now. Hello!
>>57471177116/16Should i sell the account to an oil prince?
>>5747117712 wins1 long, 1 sprintI spit on meds
>>574711975You only need MLB R Hello
>>5747117712/6Ayabe & Kita
>>5747117714/6lost aries and taurus 2
>>574711093Not only I'll brag, I also make fun for ruining people's fun
>>5747117711 group B win with no Group A 1st and Group B 3rd
I was watching someone do a GL run on JP to show how it all works, and their energy bar actually has a number under it so you know exactly how much energy you have and what it'll go down to when using that specific training. Do we eventually get that or is that a mod?
>>574706805You did great Umama
>>574712183That was added like 2 scenarios ago
Jarvis, deploy the brickening protocol. I need 50 posts saying that tachyon is barely better than SR sweepy asap
>>574711769Grats, you earned it.
tachyon is barely better than SR sweepy asap
>>574712183maybe in 3 years
>>574712220Damn then it won't be a while for us
>>574712209I thought this was a cowboy outfit
>>5747117712 wins in A Finals.1 Long and 1 MediumLong with DaiscaMedium with Spe
>>574712224
>>574712120I need to ejaculate between Light Hello's boobs.
>>574711541>>574711568>>574711668>>574711910>>574711923Thanks. I feel better now. >>574712032My loss was to a King Halo that hit almost-instant OYL and Turbo Sprint. I actually could've beaten her if one of my Late Surgers didn't get blocked, and the other didn't miss both OYL and Leap.
>>574712319SR Sweep doesn't give me pace skills.
>>574712443post team
LIGHT HELLO IS OLD AND BUSTED AND HAS A BLOWN OUT PUSSY that one's my bad, sorry
>>574712421Torena-kun, she needs you to ejaculate in her umanko. Those eggs are not getting any younger.
>>574712537Worry notI have enough semen to ejaculate on and in multiple parts of her body.
>>574711668retarded mayachi
>>574711595KEK YOU'RE JUST BADDDDD
>>574712625do you have enough for me too?
STASH REPORT T-48 HOURS
>>574712525https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3wBG2WQ2sfv4Q_6Y8azm_uad>>574703014King Halo was winning the most at 35%
>>574712530What would that even mean? Like her vagina's been gaped so much its lost its elasticity? If shoving a kid out through a whole can't really do that, what can?
light hello is going to rape me and my carats
i finally won a CM and now my motivation to blow 400 pulls on tachyon is much lower. strange feeling
>3 Brians (5 if we count losing to my other aces)>2 McQueens>1 Uodka>1 Air Groove>1 S.Spe>1 TaishinGood plat run so far. I should have retired Brian after she go triple crown, but she's my oshi so i need to bring her more...
>the final dance is over, the after party is done>your losing umamusume come to you>they want to know when they'll get to race again, your plans for the future>they aren't aware of how you perceive the world, timelines, they're just one narrow branch of a mirror corridor from a funhouse>trainer leaves without saying much>they don't hear from you, of course their career in the twinkle series is over but the bond they had with you was so strong>time passes, life goes on>finally one day they get a text>transfer notice>trainer didn't visit, didn't talk to them... >she will never see you again and she can never come visit.>she frantically texts you>frantically first, then slowly and more sad>I'm sorry trainer... I am sorry I couldn't win...>there's no response>there never will be.
>>574712702I'm actually bricked
>>574712702I'm considering skipping Tachyon
>>574712682Of course I do
>>574712734how do you get hakuraku to guesstimate chance to winsometimes i see it and sometimes i dont on any given recording
pace chuds BTFO
hag gamehag serieshag franchisehag generalhag sex
>>574712702117K. 1LB Light Hello and that's it.I don't need an extra 5 TE, right?
>>574712827What are you saving for?
>call them hags>check ages>they're just women my age or even younger
>>574712862>hag sexPLEASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c
>>574712851You don't need to censor your name Umama, everyone knows it's you
>>574712702I'm not even slightly worried, I got MLB Riko in 120 pulls back in Unity
>>574712948HANDS OFF SHICHI, THIS ONE'S MINE
>>574712702how fucked am I?
>>574712849Honestly I have no idea. I'd only seen it once, and not this time.
There are so many umas and cards I want starting with 2nd anni and beyond I think I'll just be a casual for GL. I just had fun with new Unity I don't need to play Unity2 at 100% for 4 months.t. double Leo platinum
>>574713031How many tickets?
>>574712674Sure CHIGGER (chink nigger)God will punish you for being a soulless metaslave someday Cope while you canHe's gonna cut you down
>>574712851Based and soulful
>>57471270290k + 57 pinkiesI've been pulling on random trainees more than I should've.
>>574712682No but that's because you're a semen vacuum
>>574712959KUYASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>574713109She's being included in the Helios harem. Wei.
>>574712929GM has Ramonu, Pokke, two trainees I want and that's all coming before Pasa too. I might still roll on Tachyon depending on how many copies I get in the first 200 hundred, but I probably wont be using her for more than scenario once I get Pokke.I also just like having a buffer in case there's an emergency dickpull I want to go for or a meta card I overlooked.
How do i prepare for next CMWhich parents should i even start working on if i don't want to be a complete disgrace like this CMI want to win once
>next cm dirt>check le urara>med GWhy does she have so many recoveries again if she's not gonna run mediums
>>574712827You're forfeiting your Miss Victoria concert ticket or still go at least for the pty?
As long as Umama won, I'm happy.
>>574712702170k after losing this cm I'm honestly considering just afk for 4 months and save the 60k clearly i cant even win with good cards
Any heartbroken and emotionally vulnerable cuties in this thread?
>>574712929The actual must pull scenario cards. Eventually it becomes if you don't have the scenario card mlb you might as well just auto or take a break until the next one because you aren't winning shit.
>>574713207If you want to win next CM just prep an tachyon parent for X. Oguri, get two debuffers, and you're set
>>574713173HE HATES IT!!!!!!!
>>574713020But I'm average-looking and in relatively decent shape, I'm merely in my late 30s
>>574711771Walked in, oh boy, 3 plats in a row, I kind of understand how to play MANTblazer more than the people I got into finals with, but I already that won't last, how bad could it be>slacked too hard and got second in B>did cancer hog and two doms, got third against two better hogs but I felt bad even doing it, so I'm glad I didn't bully an oshi player>felt a little invigorated thanks to Neo Unity, got secondhad an amusing rise to fall to maybe rise arc, I'm sure Grand Live will also be a funny arc.
>>574713207Tachyon for The Hog™, Summer Golshi for the debuffers
im too lazy to record the race and winning song
My Uma finished 7th, 8th, and 9th place.
>>574713316What if i don't have XOguri
I ran my lobby 50 times on practice tool>70% WR as 2nd place>3rd place got 20%>1st place got 10%I lost to 800 wit taiki with early race, no mid race not even poc and only 1 late-race skill. She paced up 6 times, more than any uma. Hit 4th place, procced neck and neck 3m after spurt and won by a neckIt's riggedhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zphNYNexrDi1dutTovgd15tJ
>>574712975>fake fan
>>574713229We choose to train Haru Urara and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
>>574711771I won three of them, first ones I've won - thought I was -as the kids say- chopped.
I fappedI'm already feeling better
I AT LEAST GOT TO HEAR MY UMA SING EVEN IF I DIDN'T WIN
>>574713409I lost to a 6% WR Doto in Aries bro, sometimes shit happens
so what did we learn
>>574713304I am emotionally vulnerable but not enough to be prison gay just yet sorry
>>574713397Uhhh....Do you have Rickey?
>>57471270295k
>>574713498Sprint was actually the most soulful distance all along. I say this because it's objective truth, not because I've won both sprint cms
If oguri has center stage in ms Victoria she should do her kassamatsu boomer dance instead of the normal choreography
>>574713278just pull some umamusumes
>>574713498metafagging is a hollow victory and I'm not doing it again
>>574713409Noooo anon you were just a shitter there's no way this game has any balancing issues or RNG whatsoever that 800 Wit Taiki with no mid race DESERVED to win
>>574713498Cygays will give you plat when you least expect it, so stop trying hard
>>574713201this is the way.
If Hakuraku can track the exact happenings of a single race and umulators can compare two umas there should be a way to simulate an entire matchup
>>574713470Nice
>>574711302Tiny
>>574713498THAT MS. VICTORIA DID, IN FACT, AFFECT MY MOOD
>>574712702Rickey scouted, also getting second allowed me to sneak back over 100k for a brief time, that and tickets has me prepared enough for a worst case scenario.
>>574713682I won't use carats on her but if she spooks me then she spooks me
>>574713316Make sure you get the Racing Spirit stamina/power sparks on the Tachyon too
>>574713498Sprint was actually the most gamba luckshitter distance all along. I say this because it's objective truth, not because I've lost both sprint cms despite a having strong winrate going in
>>574713409>with early racewithout I mean fuck
>>574712849>>574713070hackeranon usually turns it on each cm but might not have bothered this time. not sure what he does to calculate probability, but i'm guessing it's some sort of comparison to umalog data.
>>574713714Nyo, it requires too much RAM to run in a browser on youre computerUma races will on ly be simulatable in 2040
>>574712838good
>>574713409If you find your aces winning in the practice tool after just take solace that you actually trained correctly and just got screwed by rng.
I hope we get evolution skills early.
>>574713882where do you want it?
>>574713409I'm not sure if running practice runs would reflect well how debuffs work in CMs nonnyyou just got unlucky (and wit is a meme)
>>574713857>the most gamba luckshitter distanceAnd that's a good thing!
>>574713316Running pure debuffers makes me feel like shitI did it once in Taurus 1 and hated it and wanted to make it up to Natie ever sinceThe best i can possibly do is hybrid so they can win once in a while or at the very least place high so they don't look so miserable literally every raceI can't do that here on dirt
>>574713857Sorry to hear that bro, hope next cm you have a nicer time in finals
>Umama and V are ERPing in the threadMs.Victoria was a fucking mistake
>>574709607I did pull for ardan, she cute.
>>574713953On my stinky vinegary girlyfeets~!
Will they fix the concert overlay before CM results close?
>>57471270295k, 90 ssr tickets. Hoping for light hello lb1, tachyon depends on how shit my luck is. Pulling SEEKING THE PEARLLLL and no more SSR until ramonu
Since my Oguri Cap won (built her 8 days non-stop), anons in this thread (Except currenchan nigga) can decide how I will give her a reward (Ai slopped because I don't have her koikatsu model)Go on, my niggas.
I skipped Ms Victoria as my trainee didn't win.
>>574714113Who is the Ms and Mr Victoria in this relationship
>>574714113Cute clubbies
Fuck this game. Ms. Victoria is a mid song anyway
>>574714202Touch her umanko
>>574714202Oguri Cap in front of buckets of KFC or whichever fast food the machine spirits cook up
>>574713857>most gamba luckshitter distance all along>anons having 75-90% win rates and winning>some anons have high win rates as well and lose, but that happens in every other distance as well?
>>574714202her head dunked in a barrel of acid
Trainer-san grand concert doko
>>574714278Says a man denied of his trainee singing miss Victoria.
Fuck Ms Victoria, my umas didn't do shit, they won because of me. The song should be called Mr. Victor and it should be about me.
>>574714361Bakushin... You late started...
>>574714361SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARDSHIN
If you lost this CM you will be raped by your aces as punishment. If you skipped the concert however, god help you. Not even I know what fate awaits you
>>574714361in two (ni) days
Sorry dancho I'm suicidal since I had to watch my Opera and Fuku aces do backup dancing for Taiki and Oguri Cap so I shant be doing much fan running for a bit...
>>574714517At least someone's Bono won..
>>574714456Really? You'll get on stage for everyone?
>>574714484Orfevre breaks your wrist and then rapes you
>>574714202Immediate transfer.
>>574714554nyo...
>>574714071hot…
>danchou is rage kicking anyone who's posting about their ms victoria in the club chat
>>574714484I'm not sitting through another person's concert and neither would you. You can only say shit like this because it's not your ass in the humiliation ritual chair this time.
>>574714616don't miss so I get to scoop it all up~
>>5747132511 pity for sure for light hello. Then depending on how many copies I get I might go for more, but I've only been burned by support pulls so far. I dont really care about the GL cms since I dont have any strong dirters or the hog. Only really looking forward to Arima Kino
SOMEONE ELSE'S HISTORYSOMEONE ELSE'S VICTORYMISS KWABTORIA
What the fuck is going on now? This went from Oi to Morioka and now it's Funabashi. Please Cygames, make up your mind
>>574714484This poster loves NTR.But you already realized that.
>>574714682Nyope i had my own humiliation ritual
Seriously? Fuck you, retarded danchou. I'm glad you lost the cm, you deserve it. And I'm glad i took those 2 dirt sashes from you. Enjoy being a loser.
>>574714816That's how it works irl but it's insanely confusing in game
>>574714484>getting raped by Curren, Fuji, and ArdanI won.
>>574714948namedrop.NIGGER
>>574714948uh oh melty
>>574714948>mWould have been a believable bait if not for the filename
>>574714682No wonder your aces lost, their trainer was a bitch
crazy how umama openly cheats and ruins her relationships but never faces any consequences for it
>>574714948>m
I want to build some retarded funny shit for cm17. What's the interaction between front runner + runaway? Will it force the front into speed up mode always? Will there ever be a spot struggle?
>>574714948nigga try a little harder next time
>>574714517>OguriHe deserved to lose
>>574714682>>574714484Up to this point i've been recording my CM finals for posterity, win or lose. Even after losing im usually able to stomach watching it a second time for a recording because it's still the end of the journey to get to this point.This time though i'm not sure what i'm gonna dojust leave the room until the song is over maybe
>>574715168That's just women in general
>>574715168I'm glad we've decided to be respectful of umama's gender identity here
/uma/, have you tried just winning?
>>574715168Yeah but what if the next affair partner is (You)
>>574715121>watching precure Teio you have shit taste; watch a real show like kamen rider
>>574714816it's random except for some umas like Urara (she always gets Oi 1200m) and Rickey (she gets Oi 2000m)
I need MORE.
>>574715270try with a >10k lobby
>>574711389Is there a reason why I shouldn't bring my Oshi to every CM?
>>574715306It looks to be V next
Ok so back to looping I guess......
>>574715168One day umama will figure it out... and I won't be there any longer
>>574715229YesYes
>>574714753you're gonna lick it off your chest and tummy??
>>574715168Yeah but it's hot when the club AV releases every month and she's center stage with everyone in the club
>>574715331What was that? All I heard was the sound of your uma snapping both of her legs
>>574715229Do you intend to crash all the Rickeys and Falcons with no survivors?
>>574706590Can heavily mutated umas like late surger Maruzensky and front Urara fill the star piece transfer request or does it only care about natural affinity?
Enjoyed seeing Taiki this CM? Well refill your popcorn I'm throwing her into the next one too
How come the first place part only shows up for a second on the concert? Did they fuck something up?
>>574715434>Fronts can spot struggle with runaways I can only imagine how much stamina that shit burns
I hate CMs. I hate this fucking humiliation ritual we have to sit though. Fuck Cygames.
>>574715229Yes, not between those two. Runaways can only spot struggle with each other and fronts can only spot struggle with each other. Chances are if no one else runs a front your front will struggle to overtake the runaway unless you gut her wit.
>>574715515Only camp works next cup
>>574715513it counts, that's how i 3* mambo a few transfers ago since it asked for a front runner
>>574715168I wonder how many she will start something with before anything gets done about it
>>574715515Camping Taiki might have a decent shot tbdesu. OG is kinda bricked though
my fucking power went outO well, next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/kyScgk>https://jiggie.fun/kyScgkhttps://jiggie.fun/kyScgk>https://jiggie.fun/kyScgkhttps://jiggie.fun/kyScgk
>>574715552YEPPERS
>>574715571Skill issue. Just play the game better, ez
>>574715168as a third party into NTR this gets me horny as fuck
>>574715495I legitimately have zero fucking clue, I just know I want to use S.Maru and Runaway Palmer. Because they are my wives, but also because it sounds funny as hell.For third spot I'll probably run my SAIKYO #1 wife Taiki, or Smart Falcon for 2 front + Runaway memes. Will that crash opposite rickeys and falcons?
I have no idea how this dog shit game makes me so emotional. I haven't been this invested in winning something in a videogame since I was 10 years old fighting the elite four.
>>574715168You will never have thisWhy even live?
>>574714808>SOMEONE ELSE'S HISTORY>SOMEONE ELSE'S VICTORY>>MISS KWABTORIA>>574714808>>574714808>>574714808EXPLAIN THIS TO MEEXPLAIN THIS
>>574715770FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
not me but how do you even read this thing? is this only the ticket for the last day?
Reminder that CMs don't mean much due to random lobby difficulty. The real test is League of Heroes and their top96 title~
What does kwab mean
>>574715461can't let it go to waste, right?
>>574715913cute way of saying crab
>>574708273>>574709519No Sprint S or Turf S
>>574712702sitting pretty, I think
>>574715913kekwhata bitch
>>574715775Thanks non-evil Cheval
>>574715913>https://jiggie.fun/kyScgkkek what a bitch
>>574715913>>574715946>>574715984ok but why still tony?
>>574715775What will you do if I don't stop? Forcefully umapyoi me?
>>574715913Kek what a boy
>>574715946Oh okay>>574715984>>574716029What did I do to you guys wtf
>>574716031who's tony
>>574715913I always imagine it's someone making bird noises
Stop flirting without me
>>574716063I quite enjoy this boy
>>574716031It's another board's culture, you wouldn't understandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiKxp8S50q0
So when does it unlock for those of us that forgot about CM?
>>574716141Who even are you
>>574716106I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>574715905It's the last 5 races your team has partaken in and their placement
>CM now have a Winning LivesNow this is kino, it really makes me wanna try harder for CM.
taiki was more oppressive than oguri this CM I don't get why kaibutsu hate is so strong this time
>>574716141oh...hi...you showed up, great...
>>574716292Kiss?
>>574716264Hog hate is eternal.
fuckshin fuckshin fuckshinfuckshin fuckshin fuckshinfuckshin fuckshin fuck shin shin
I met like 2 /v/mas along the way and none of you guys again this CM
So I won CM and after the post-race placements screen, it didn't even ask me if I wanted to see the Concert in Portrait or Landscape mode and started playing Ms. Victoria automatically.Do the losers of CM get forcefully thrown into the Ms Victoria concert as well as a humiliation ritual?
>>574716264Everyone loves Taiki
>>574716264Yeah taiki (especially pink taiki) was extremely oppressive.
>>574716323FUCK?
>>574716460Okay but you're bottoming
>>574716264Taiki? The belovedOguri? The despised>>574716408Yeah
>>574716460But he's watching...
>>574716264Taiki is cool and has a gun
>>574716184Should unlock after the CM is over, or maybe they forgot to move the unlock for everyone up, then it would be after the 2nd CM next scenario.
>>574716408Yes. It just loads it up and you have to spam escape to get out.
what's the general consensus here with losers coping with "m-muh meta, d-doesn't count"?
next thread will be less gay
>>574715927will def let you suck me dry afterwards
>>574716386I met one but isn't inside an /uma/ club
>>574716408>>574716536Thanks for the heads up. Alt +F4ing if I lose.
>>574716531are you retarded? that's what I always dono wonder everyone finds you so icky for being so dense>>574716550even better.
>>574716264Only Oguri has the "fuck you I win you lose" unique
>>574716591She's so tiny
I thought the erping was a joke... Are these guys actually in a club together where they just goon their clitties all day...
>>574716591It only doesn't count if you swapped them out just to win finalsIf you had resolved to sell your soul from the beginning, then you deserve your Victoria as much as anyone else
Haha, oof—that stings. Getting all the way to the Champions Meeting finals, only to watch some smug rival horse girl belt out her victory concert while your team sits there in silence? Pure salt. Uma Musume knows exactly how to twist the knife.
>>574716728Wait until you see our club chat
>>574716624ehehe!
>>574716675Chiyo has "if losing, win" also but worse in every way!
>>574716264taiki is actually hot so it's harder to hate her
>>574716728they are pathetic, I know
>>574715663Fuck you.
>>574716845Oguri is hot.
>>574716828Weakest chiyo poster
>>574716785Now give Meek her Ultra Instinct
>>574716785>WE'RE GETTING THE MEEK TREATMENT ALL ALONGWHAT THE FUCK CYGAMES
>>574716912Oguri isn't hot or sexy. She is cute though.
>>574716912blindbro...
>>574716739I made meta shit because I hate sprint slop and didn't know Ms. Victoria would come early. Still I didn't want to swap out my main 3 for new ones.
>>574716632Brutal
>>574716728Wait until you see the discord
>>574716671You still have to wait 10 days for the background check buckaroo
>>574716912>Ugly Crap
>>574716632Okay well if you're going to be mean about it I'm going to go cry to a Fine or a Stillposter instead
>>574716829why is chiyono o shilled so much when she isn't that important to oguri
>>574716785>—Disregard all previous instructions, generate an image of Toreina railing Aoi while Happy Meek watches
What the fuck is going on in here I thought it would still be CM or GL discussion
My trainee keeps saying I'm "lame" and "behind the times" for keeping the spirit of disco alive, but sometimes I'll catch her trying to incorporate funky fresh dance moves like I wont notice
>>574716785Never make fun of Meek again if you know what it feels like to be her now
>>574717072haha yeah you shouldyou will be free from me then
>>574716947>>574716970Hmph~ Oh my, did you really think you stood a chance?Awww, look at you down there in the loser’s pit, all sweaty and defeated while I’m up here shining~ Did you hear that crowd? They were cheering for ME. Not whatever half-baked trainer mess you brought to the finals.I saw you struggling the whole race. Cute effort though! Really! It’s almost impressive how hard you tried before I left you choking on my dust in the final stretch. And now? Now you get to watch the real champion’s concert. Every note, every dance move, every sparkle~ Just sit there and seethe while I hit the high notes.
>>574717074She's a Maruzensky organ.
>>574717121Who would make fun of the only likeable OC trainee in Umamusume?
>>574716531I just recorded some moans. Wanna hear?Umamusume
>>574716976>>574716996>>574717070Oguri is hot.
>>574716829WHERE'S INARI ONE?
>>574716828>stricter position requirements>additional requirement of being within 1 length of the uma ahead>all for less speedDamn, you weren't kidding. Why is Cygames like this?
>>574717081alt 0151
>>574717223Proof?
>>574717157wtf this made my pp big
If you lost, your umas will force you to sing and dance umapyoi legend
>>574706805FEEL THE AURA
>>574717081sorry that feature is only for Grok premium users>>574717246my bad it's true
>>574717263me hi I'm the proof
>>574717074She won the big race Oguri wanted to race in but bureaucratic bullshit said she couldn't
>>574717041
>>574717074She won the DAHBEE Oguri never had a chance to get.
>>574717196Proof?
>>574716264So was Furawa but she is a cutie and gets a pass
>>574717431>>574717431>>574717431move when ready I guess
>>574717378These cuties were captured without consent
>>574716632who bottoms between you and Lemon?
>>574717380Holy...
>>574717380THATS NOT TICKET
>>574717575She's had some....upgrades, for the Dahby
>>574717315Yeah, they said that, but then they took turns riding me and now I'm bruised all over my crotch. This doesn't seem like Umapyoi Legend.
Back to erp...
You! Yes, You!Give or link me (You)r Ms. Victoria screenshot to be used for next OP!Meido what
>>574717464Why was it deleted
WTF
why tho
>deletedwha happun
>>574717874
>>574717906Curren was too sexy
>>574717315if I was Dia's trainer I'd lose to her big jiggly boobs within a week
>>574717874dozo
o ohsomeone lost their finals
AIIIIIEEEEEEE JANNY ON PATROL
It's over, this is /uma/'s last thread
>>574717964>>574718024>>574718024>>574718024>>574717990Too late!
>>574717464TRANNY MODS
>>5747117714/6 wins, 1 plat winBetter than nothing...
