Degenerate fetish Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>574597072>Thread QuestionWould every crpg be better with romance?
If DLC 4 isn't either a cool xeno or a good waifu, Iwon't buy season 2.
>>574683676stop making OPs they always dogshit
>>574683676>TQyes
>Oh, anon... I didn't see you there.>No, no. Don't leave.>Close the door.>Perhaps you'd like to... give me some comfort?What do you do in this situation
>>574683676Smoochable Sirin would have improved Tyranny
>>574683883erm
I'm playing balls hurt gay 3 for the first time in my life right now and man... this shit ain't good at all. People were right about this. So fucking right.I’m currently in Act 3, and the game is getting worse with every passing hour.
>>574683823What if it's both a cool xeno and a good waifu?
>>574684004how is it your first all the time russianschizo
>>574684087Pic unrelatedThe only way a xenos could be cool is if it's an ork or a (male) kroot
>>574683883Call her a clever girl and accept my fate as I get gutted like a fish.
>>574683883Swen...
>"I've been practicing the blade in my aspect shrine for thousands of years! I've been honing my technique since before generations of your kind were even born! I'm the pinnacle of martial exper-">*whack*
>>574684004The sameI am also a first-timer and also in Act 3. I can confirm that people were right when they said the game is a failure. It really loses quality sharply starting from the transition to the Githyanki creche. After that, it is all downhill.
>>574684443
Would GW unironically not let Owlcat make a properly romancable female Eldar or is that schizobabble about "muh anti male GW"
So we all agree that Kibellah
>>574683828this but for froggy's chatgpt threads
>>574684721Based
>>574684343girls can be cool too
>>574684867why do you want a female elf so much
Getting ready to post CRPGs stand by
>>574684953wrong
>>574684910Is best girl? Yes, we can.
>>574683883>expect sexo>she boots ARK Survival instead
>>574685183this is swarm porn
>>574684910lesbian coded btw
>>574685260i'd swarm kibbers if you can extrapolate my meaning
>>574683979*the door swings shut*
>>574685436Don't make me post xer
>>574683823K. Keep us posted
>>574683676mass effect will never be a crpgbioware is dead
>>574685436right down to getting pregnant and making the mentally ill lose their minds
>>574685751This post is true
>>574684171Sorry, lil' bitch. It's either getting bothered by an insanctioned psyker or off to the cuck cage on the deck with a malfunctioning gellar field with you. Your choice
>>574685007he is mad that Yrliet won't put out and suck our cock
>>574685436she does have a lesbian haircut....
toss out Space Marinesrecruit more Abelards in the imperium, that guy is invincible
>>574684443well, at least there aren't any eldar kids around for us to kill, I'd actually have like moral objections or something
Dogmachuds have the best themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXjvPZNmTtY
genuine question, which planet to visit/reclaim first in act 2.not hard to guess all 3 have some issue (I ended up spoiling some details to myself but whatever its not a big deal), but im mostly asking since im curious what anons here think.
>>574687145The intended path is Janus first then Kiava Gamma.
>>574684004>slav language>constantly owlcat shillingThis explains so much
>commenting on colonizing Zarkov, something we did in act 2>while level 51 and in late act 4Owlcat you so silly
>>574687659What exactly?
>>574688005
>>574684910she seduced millions....
Told you she was little sister coded
>>574683883
>>574688346low test
>>574688005why does it take you so long to do anything >>574688346BRO INVESTIGATOR MAGEE SAID WHAT
>>574688383So when's Swen getting a swing at the WHF IP so he can make the perfect Kroqgar sex game?
lmao every dev uses Ai now, it's too useful of a tool to ignore for the sake of online activists.
>>574688461>>574688346Only Pasqals_Toaster can overrule Investigator_Magee *crosses fingers*
>>574688209Based
reformed daemonette when?
REDDITORS SAID WHAT ABOUT MY WAIFU???
>>574688383based swen powermogging writefags
Yeah I'm sure women are the ones keeping the 40k fandom alive lmao
>>574688579its sometimes useful for coding but im genuinely baffled why would you want to use for actual creative shit like writing
>>574688876>16 minutes ago>2 upvotesGo back
>>574685436That's why they gave the male romance so much more content than the female path right?
>>574688876do you have his reddit account saved on your browser
>>574688876stop exporting your dogshit rhetoric here
>>574688383>He would take writers' keyboards and rewrite their dialog for themholy fucking BASED
>>574688549Swendler Vincke is more likely to be in jail for fraud than to make a 'Kroggar sex game' whatever that is.
Im certain this was said before but I really like how dogshit some of the iconoclast options are
>>574688876The survey was made one year post release and by then Heinrix already had loads of fanart.
>>574689050but the mean redditor is whispering in Owlcat's ears!!
>>574688909Because it helps by feeding you ideas if you're having a writer's block. I use Novel AI to help write shit. At the end of the day it's a tool.
>>574688876I mean, yeah """women""" probably are keeping 40k alive lol
>>574689026>so much more contentdude, it is a single line, get over it
>>574686950Janussian Fray aka TED reigns supreme
>>574689262feed ideas how?
>>574688876How is that poster wrong? I certainly wouldn't call people into 40K 'men' in any sense
>>574689262>if you're having a writer's block>A writer's blockGo outside and go for a walk, drink some whiskey, take your mind off writing since it never has been on it in the first place
>>574689279as previously explained women(male) gravitate towards chaos factionsthey're not into the likes of Heinrix unless they can corrupt him
CASSIA SHOULD'VE BEEN BI
>>574690115Do you get notifications for each post or are you doing this manually?
>>574690115I wish jannies would ban you
>>574690115this tranny bots reddit updoots lmao.
Why are DAO models so ugly
worst posters are reddit fanboysnametrannyrussian shillwho else can I add
>>574690445Early 3d. Then again, I don't even recall that you're capable of making a proper square jawed man so eh
>>574690454Yourself
>>574690445The whole game is ugly, very ugly
>>574690454you
>>574690454me
>>574690517You can it's just that by default the male human chin is so fucking long you have to max out shortening it so that the rest of the face looks balanced.
hmmm today I will cry about redditors and women instead of talking about video games
>>574690115>Male traders want to romance heinrixWhy male fans are like that?
>>574690629>>574690657I know who you are
>>574690872I just wanted to make the joke, you walked into that one :)
>>574690852those two things are awfulthankfully none of the latter post here, just someone posting garbage from the former
I like notCatachan alongside it's musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gS5b0pqLVU>>574683676>>574683823>A new companion joins your crew — someone shaped by this impossible place.Companion has to be available ASAP. Solobore was originally placed after 1st planet and people already threw a fit and Owlcat had to patch his recruitment.So either Processional can happen very early in Act 2 where you find him/her or that person left this Space Hulk already and wants to go back to it because reasonsKinda makes it even more likely that it's an Eldar
>>574690852aieee they are why owlcat wont give me a eldar gf who acts like kibbleahH!!!!
>>574691287>CatachanI hope they rework Haymar in DH. I feel like he should have a bunch of unique melee skills with that knife.
>>574684867Pretty sure none of the media gw publishes has any human x eldar romance.One time an eldar witch necromanced back space marine primarch and then bailed out and it was enough for internet to make them a couple.
>>574691746He doesn't have unique melee skills but the knife itself is special. I think it gives back 1 ap if you kill with it. Or something like that
>loses her memories>instantly starts calling you monkeySo much for all that about your soul being bright or whatever.
>>574692012
>>574691287I like Catachans. Conceptually they are my favorite guardsmen so i'm glad we got one in dh. I just wish they kept the spash art as portrait, because Haymar looks fat on his portrait
>>574692012Yrliet got put through conversion therapy by random dead people; it happens to the best of us
>>574692063Based
i wish we got more of this aruehttps://files.catbox.moe/lxf7nx.jpg
>574692012>GIVE ME ATTENTION I POSTED YRLIET
>>574692246why is she anorexicwhy is there a nipple on her knee or is that someone's torso i can't tell
>>574691918Yeah but nothing really incentives you to use it. Especially since melee in DH is very dangerous even if you build for it.
What's the best sorcerer bloodline in Kingmaker? Draconic seems like the overall best pick but in that case what's the best element. though I am kind of interested in Abyssal but I don't know how good summoning is in KM.
>>574692601i think she's draping someone's flayed flesh over her waist
>>574692086>>574691746As NotCatachan I meant Zarkov, not Dark Heresy companion
wow thanks for nothing. I could have sworn this was an actual equipment item here in my previous playthrough.
>>574693169
>>574693268Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmMEa_0P3h0
>>574692246The anatomy is a bit questionable, but I like itIt's got a vibe>>574692601It's someone's torso yeahThe arm's reaching back to cling to the succubus, and the head's drooping forward, limp
>>574692885Fire has the most spells and more item support but it's the most resisted element. Acid is the least resisted but basically has no spells. Ice is in the middle..
its very tempting to kill jae the first time i meet her ngl
>>574692012oh give it a rest, it's her culturewould you call a chinese person racist for referring to a foreigner as gweilo
>>574693691I never finish a run with her alive.
>>574693691I hate the suck up dialogue on her
>>574693749Yes. Chinese are some of the most racist alive, especially to Black people.
Damn why'd we die
Racism
THE HOPEOF MANIS NOMACHINEIt’s there in hands of skin and bone and now our time has comeIf we ever had a chanceWe will stand against the fireFor as long as we can standIf we make it through the nightIf we live to see the dawnThen we’ll search beneath the ashes for the will to carry on
>>574697567no crpgs left
>>574698195>Using the max to eat peopleBased
Someone should make a pornographic CRPG. It's obviously what the market demands.
>>574697567I'm playing non-crpg now, so i don't have anything to post here
Unfair starts off very fair but then it turns into anal rape as soon as I leave FootfallAlso I hate Jae, she's really weak and useless compared to my other companions
>>574698593Pornography is cringe. Erotica is where it's at
>>574700014
>>574700121Based
I hope Owlcat doesn't soften her
If I want to do a Ciaphas Cain-like oc donut steel, am I better off going full dogmatard no matter what (as to safe face) or am I better off being heretic out of cowardice? Or a mix thereof where I always go for whatever is going to save my own skin at any given moment? I know I definitely can't do a 1 for 1 of Ciaphas personality.
>>574700791I wouldn't fully buy in to whatever she says considering she eats human brains to "know more about the criminal mind".
>>574700941but the tabletop had her nuts too
>>574700791>softenIt seems to me that Incendia is complaining that her predecessor was TOO soft, instead of being a hardline dogmachud like her.
>>574699884>she's really weakSkill issue
Time to try Vanguard Jae.
>>574688876I don't understand why women always act so surprised that male heavily dominated hobbies have men choosing hot women when they can. This is like that BG3 discussion when those stats came out and people were surprised Astarion was really really low for the average player and most players romanced the 3 women while playing male human.Did early woke 2010 really brainwash these people into thinking that gaming isn't like 80% dudes? I don't count granny playing candy crush as a gamer or your coworker playing a gacha game during food break
>>574702062It's just how "echochambers" work. People being suprised Astarion being that low, even lower than Lae'zel would look very surprising if you're involved in fandom shit and just see him again and again.
>>574702062>people were surprised Astarion was really really lowfaggots you mean
>>574702062I assume it's performative outrage, might be genuine retardationbut you see this every time when in a game with romance options the option aimed at straight males sweeps
>>574655428Ku Feng is great She is the actual Best Girl
>>574701858She can't hit anything and officer stuff Cassia does better
>>574702989You're kind of right, Jae is weak until late act 3 when she explodes in power when you get access to items that let you get other stats from Lore skills and then keeps getting stronger as you max out all the factions.
Regina looks so trashy
>>574699884>Unfair starts off very fair but then it turns into anal rape as soon as I leave FootfallThis is literally the opposite of what's true
>>574703339That's exactly what I'm experiencing rn
IT'S UP!!!https://youtu.be/H14GW30kDWc
>>574702974this one was bait and switch because Panam canonically has stinky feet, they dedicate a whole scene to it, but you don't find out until you're already on the romance path with her
>>574701989Dan Jae your Bobbie s
>>574703979Let me guessYou went straight to the abandoned voidship
>>574704414thats what we all used to call your mother
>>574704524Sorry you got so accurately read, anon. Maybe you’ll learn to not reflexively lash out in hurt and fear next time. I believe in you.
Seberian got a smooch from Yrliet during the time loop
>>574704414I went there first, got rapedThen I went Janus, got raped by slanesh demonsThen I tried exploring some inquisitor ship, got raped by nurgle spamThen I tried recruiting the cop guy and got raped by some flaming pirateGuess I'll try going to the home planet now
>>574690445I have face sliders that I found in the early 2010s saved because it was the only male face I've found that's even slightly serviceable in DAO
>>574702062>women
>>574692012She forgot all about your bright soul She gets some of her memories back if she stays with you
>>574692012They brainwashed her, mintharafagMore than just "whoops lost my memory"
>>574704327imagine the smell...
Vedka is cuteI like when she gives you her ear mufflers so the screeching plant monster doesn't damage your hearing But she's not as cute as Maive
>In her final moments, she tried to break into the world of the one she called her elantach, to understand how a betrayal so vile could ripen in the heart of one so dear to her. The things she saw there were so heinous that the heart of valiant Yrliet stopped beating that very instant.How could you be so cruel
yrlietards woke up I see
>>574707034This is literally a man>cute Why do millennials psyop themselves
>>574707035I guess she wasn't a fan of my soulstones buttplug business idea
>>574707627She is a pretty lady and is referred to as such by everyone >but in the combat sequence with the drover she has a man's voiceMere owljank
>>574707034>ugly as fuck woman>/crpgg/: OMG she's so hecking cute!!!
Ember is "cute" despite looking like some ratty burn victim.
>>574708102you sick fuck
>>574707893She has a cute voice>But anon she's not voicedWell... I imagine her with a cute voice
>>574707034>a fertile guardswoman!>quickly, vox high command and strategically redeploy her to my bedchambers!
I liked how enthusiastic Vedka was to travel into space Little does she know that space is an airless shithole full of horrors beyond her comprehension RIP Vedka, you would have loved /sci/sfg
I don't know, Vedka is kind of little sister coded >Childlike enthusiasm >Conspicuously unmarried >No visible breasts
>>574708528This portrait is so ugly. Why would anyone want to play as some middle aged man? At least the old man Arbites portrait looks cool. This dude just looks average on every level.
>>574710276>UglyWhat?
>>574707035Keekooru dury
>>574707035Redpill me on this endingIt’s just you siding with a Space GodWhy does it turn you into some unknownable rapebeast who then kills everyone near them and then the flagshipDon’t the Space Gods focus their hatred on the Necrons
>>574710747Because your puny mind cannot handle the power of a stargod and you turn into a rapebeast
>Everything on Bloodmoon Island is 14-15>I'm level 12Epic
>>574704125Soyr baza
>>574710990That's the last area you should be going to. There's a bunch that still needs to be done.
>>574711075peak nu-male energy that webm
>>574711259The game is bad if I can’t just go where I want We’ve had level scaling solved since 2002
>>574711552Well you "can", but you're clearly underleveled. And you can still beat that area, there's only like 2 notable fights there. If you finish that place, you'll likely just steamroll everything else.Also level scaling is bad.
>>574707034>shethat's a woman?
>>574711259>enjoying exploration and discovery on your own? NOT ON MY WATCH CHUD, GO GRIND IN A LINEAR PATH ONLY
>>574711885Look, all I'm saying is that anon could go someplace else if here's underleveled.
>>574712009>that anonhmm noo>>574711552 is an indian pretending to be me
>>574712829And yet your posts were identical in content
>>574711765And what a woman!
arpgs peaked with diablo 2jrpgs peaked with chrono triggercrpgs peaked with deadfire
>>574711885welcome to Larian map design
>>574713469im planning to play deadifre next after dos2 actuallybut skipping the first game
>>574713565Larian's map design is literally the opposite. You can fuck off to mostly whatever direction that you want and then get an encounter that's 5 levels above you.
>>574713784>reading comprehensionStarting to see why you might be running into difficulties, anon
>>574713469>crpgs peaked with deadfirenobody said this
>>574713469I look like this and I say this
https://youtu.be/S2r7OfWpfT4Yrliet didn't make the list....
>>574714789its so sad to see this guy turn from a decent reviewer to a grifter
>>574715026>to a grifterhow
>>574714789Buy an ad.
>>574714789Is Discordance on there?
>>574715470He says she's too young and it feels creepy
>>574683676Yes but only between two established characters and not between a character and a player self insert.
>>574714789>no SebilleDropped
>>574716056>Yes. But only if I get to watch.
DLC 4 companion will be a male eldar corsair and he will pump and dump Yrliet, leaving her devastated and in tears.
>>574716423Will I be there to heal her broken heart and be the father that stepped up?
>>574716684
Parvati from the outer world is a better companion than any shit owlcat has ever created
Best companion is Curie
>>574717398a good wife stuck in a shitty game
>>574717398>moralf
>>574717398Curie is little-sister-coded.
>>574684171I hate this millennial text
I wanna smooch her.
>>574717398game needed more ryonathanko goodness for mods
>>574715123He'll shill anything for a buck, there's a few iffy ones but he was one of the people that took money to pretend Veilguard was good.
>>574717398>>574718138go away
>>574707627Clearly has a feminine jaw and a feminine hand.
>>574714789>Balthier based
>>574718020Yeah it has three too many periods.
>>574718335Short hair. That's a man.
>>574719014>Long hair. That's a woman.
>>574716209>doubting GAWDismal gaming
>>574720186buy an ad you fuck
say what you want about fallout 4 but it let you romance your followers unlike the other so called CRPGs of the IP which supposedly care about choices and consequences
>>574721598fallout new vegas lets you have SEX with benny and then KILL him
>>574721781I do that
say what you want about new vegas but not every story needs a dolly to smooch
>>574721598>Can't romance dog>Can't romance servant
>Slanderedgaming died of a heart attackNot like his videos were good but damn
>>574723321who the fuckwho are youwhy are you here
>>574723321who
>>574723115VALERIE WHY
To anyone who doubts GW meddle and impose their will
>>574723115Obsidian will prove you wrong by putting romance in their new fo game.
>>574723321he was a big fella
>"I don't like romancing Leliana because she feels like a younger sister">"I don't like romancing Merill because she feels like a younger sister">"I don't like romancing Cassandra because she feels like a younger sister">"I don't like romancing Tali because she feels like a younger sister">"I don't like romancing Liara because she feels like a younger sister">"I don't like romancing Miranda because she feels like a younger sister">"I don't like romancing Cassie because she feels like a younger sister">"I don't like romancing Kibellah because she feels like a younger sister">"I don't like romancing Kira Carsen because she feels like a younger sister"etc... really makes you think doesn't it
>>574723321Based way to go. Not many people put in the effort to die of a heart attack these days
>>574724574are you going to cry about some redditor again
>>574690445> Playing DAO without mods to enhance visuals Ngmi...
>>574690454What about that dude that keeps spamming minthara and the other drow woman to seemingly random posts I find that to be the most annoying in these threads
>"I like romancing Leliana because she feels like a younger sister">"I like romancing Merill because she feels like a younger sister">"I like romancing Cassandra because she feels like a younger sister">"I like romancing Tali because she feels like a younger sister">"I like romancing Liara because she feels like a younger sister">"I like romancing Miranda because she feels like a younger sister">"I like romancing Cassie because she feels like a younger sister">"I like romancing Kibellah because she feels like a younger sister">"I like romancing Kira Carsen because she feels like a younger sister"tldr i like fucking younger sisters
I'm a Talichad
>>574700878Wouldn't he be more of an iconoclast with a little bit of dogma and a bit of heretic?>>574702062People who usually play DnD are usually bisexual theatre kids living in the city and only know like minded people. For some reason, many of them are white and hate themselves and their race too, so they choose fantasy races more often
>>574700878Cain was never once a heretic.Just be mostly iconoclast except when it's impractical to do so, or when being a dogmachad is more advantageous to you
>>574724574Why are you waifufags like this. Clearly 3 people crying on rddit.com doesn't do anything since game devs keep adding a young waifu. Discordance is up next.
>>574727676>Discordance is up next.No proof of this
>>574724574>Leliana younger sisterShe was a ex-spy who's openly flirty. Who said this lol >Cassandra younger sister???? the game she was introduced she was interrogating your dwarf and the game where shes playable shes near 40 years old>Miranda younger sisterWho the fuck said this. Her archetype was always the sexy femme fatale >LiaraShe wants SHepard's cock or pussy from the start>Kibellahnobody said she was like a little sister>Kirammo stop right there>>574727778Shes already said to be young and Owlcat knows waifufags want young as possible now
>>574728050>Who said this lol Leliana is Imoen-coded and Imoen is little-sister-coded. The transitive property of coding applies.
>>574728152Leliana is not Imoen though. I wouldn't compare them
>>574723321Source?
Why did you let your little sister dress like this
>>574728467It's just comfortable You're the weird one for sexualizing it
I am armed with a .357 magnum loaded with hollow point bullets and rapidly approaching your waifu from her blind spot
>>574730083My waifu is tin can-maxxing, your hollow point bullets cannot do anything
>>574730083My waifu is inside a gun-free zone
>>574725429>Miranda>SisterShe's squarely in the haughty bitch archetype alongside characters like Camellia.
>>574730083I protect my waifu with the secrets of Thaumaturgy, boiling you alive in your own blood. Later I rub my waifus feet back at the chantry as she tells me about her day. We briefly remember you and laugh and laugh until our eyes meet, and then our lips. As we begin expressing our love to each other, nobody is left in the world to miss you. They don't even know that you're dead. Strauss can hear us, but he pretends not to.
>make staff wielding melee battle firemage>constantly stand in fire and take free damageHmm hello?
>>574730805
Yrliet is a bit little-sister-coded when you get down to it
People have taken "coded" and turned it into a joke when the original statement that Camellia was lesbian coded actually had a lot of truth to it. It's just another way they make discussion impossible.
>>574731486>Bratty >Rude>Acts grossed out when you try to fuck herYeah I see it
>>574731589>turned it into a jokeOh I'm not joking
>>574731589sure
im killing yrliet but taking marazhai with me
>>574731472cute slut tho
Every single time Cassia opens her stupid retarded hideous mutant mouth I want to uppercut her in the stomach so hard that her feet leave the floor, I hate this retarded bitch so much, it's unfathomable. Mere words cannot even begin to describe the visceral reaction to her.
>>574735253Yrliet speech bubble
Have faith incels Owlcat will make the DLC 4 companion the best waifu yet.The toaster will seethe.
>>574735253based
>>574735364I hope its a hot man and panders to the redditor
Who is your most benched character?For me, Heinrix.
>>574735880I throw idira out of the airlock or give her to heinrix at the earliest possible convenience every single time.
Iconosisters...
Explain the appeal of Warhammer. What are the scenarios I'm supposed to imagine or insert myself into?
>>574735960I'm the opposite. I always take her. I find her damage output indispensable.
>>574736075Flying around in space and hitting people or aliens with your sword
>>574735880jae and yrliet
>>574735364My expectations are minimal.As things stand I expect a gay brown man.
>>574736558I bet you do
>>574735880PasqalSolomorneUlfarMarzThey only ever get to fight when it's their companion mission, and even then they never get to level up because it's a waste of time.
>>574735364Doubt we'll get the romancable Eldar waifu people keep hoping for.I doubt it will be romancable at all and most likely will be some warp mutated human anyway.
>>574736947It has to be someone for whom there is a mini. Can't be a total OC
>>574723321>fat>bald>black>family members murderedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcHjmthPglY (last one isn't even a meme)yup, it's the average American CRPG fan
>>574737075People are theorizing Eldar becuase they got new minis for Corsairs and Exodites and DLC location is accessed via Webway.Plus they were talked about in last DLC
male eldar please
>>574735364I hope it's lesbian only waifu, just to see incels seethe even more and complain about characters who don't want to fuck their oc
>>574738456I would buy 20 copies
>>574737889>>574738250It'll be Laarthyr
>>574738456That's an easy fix with toybox, would be happy
>>574738456my oc is a woman
>>574738903No one cares
>>574735364Honestly the spiteful redditors cheering on for men to get shafted are more sad and annoying than incels.Hope Owlcat add a romancable eldar girl to piss them off.
>>574738978you aren't fooling anyone
>>574738250DH
>>574738903interesting
>>574738978t. incel
>>574739060There is no one to fool. Being a spiteful faggot is more annoying than being a whiny faggot (though troonster is both)
>>574739172F5 F5 C'MON RELOAD YOU PIECE OF TOASTER PIECE OF SHIT,.... YES YES FINALLY FINALLY ITS B-BEEN 30 MINUTES SINCE THE LAST PASQAL'S TOASTER'S POST! XE POSTED GUYS, I NEED TO SHOW /CRPGG/ ACK!!!!
>I-I hope incels get a bangable female eldar... w-why? To piss off one poster that bullies m- I-I mean the gentle incels!
I'm leaving the general
Please god let it be another human or ork so eldarfags kill themselves
>>574739803I would love an Ork Freeboter actuallySadly I doubt Owlcat will do itt.Eldarfag
>>574739803It's more likely another human. Literally the only ones who live there, and who can talk, are rogue trader forgotten expedition.But, female Eldar without romance will give us another year of people complaining. Which is great in my eyes.>OrkI'm all up for it. But next companion is female
>>574740038female ork, trans allegory
>>574708265Female voice from here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TALF-VnlSTE obviously is her
>>574740150Orc who believes he is a sister of battle.Both Argenta and Jimmy see nothing amiss
>>574735880ArgentaNever been enamored with her as a character, and her role is easily covered by the RT
Warrior>3 companionsSoldier>3 companionsOperative>2 companionsBlade dance>1 companion, but unlikely that new one will be oneOfficer>3 companions(4 if we count Uralon)I guess another female operative is the safe bet?
>>574740272welcome aboard!
>>574735880Idira, but mostly because perils in warp is arleady savage mechanic, and she's also has higher chance to fuck everything upJae, especially after Eogunn introduction
>>574740384There are 3 Operatives though?Pasqal, Idira, and Yrliet
>>574740384maybe custom, though.... it seems like too much work for owlcat
>>574740539>YrlietWho?
>>574740585not custom I mean new class!
>>574740539Oh, I forgot about Yrliet being an operative, despite almost always using her
>>574740384WE NEED ANUTUR ASTARTES BRUDDURPERHAPS MY COMRADE YURGEN THUNDERSHIELD CUR JOIN US AND TOGETHUR WE COULD TELL YOU DA TALE OF FINDELBAR HALFHEART AND HOW HE ACQUIRED DA NAMEINZTEAD I VILL SING DA EDA OF BJORN SVENSON AND HIS PUP SWEN VINCKETHUNDERIT BEGAN IN DA FROZEN WASTES
DLC 4 - Processional of the Damned>when ships are doomed or destroyed, something calls them to this location>countless dead ships and even dead worlds now drift around a black star>treasure hunters visit hoping for riches, but often end up dead or insane>anomalies and hauntings are frequent here, making time space and death uncertain>the eldar are also researching the processional and have constructed a webway gate to reach it>survivors of the dead ships have manage to persist and create pockets of unique civilizations adapted to the strange environmentLooks like we're going to get 1 of 2 companions. Either another space elf waifu or a crystal aunt who won't shut up about ghosts. I'm still hoping for an ordo malleus chick even if it's unlikely.
>>574740384Revan said a psyker would make the most case and he thinks there is a chance they do a "unique" class if it's an eldar or at least a unique skill/talent tree like with Cassia
ork psyker
>>574740916If they put in ANOTHER companion heretics can’t use I’m going to blow up an oil rig on Mars
>>574740983>RevanI don't watch alt right homo influencers or whatever, sorry.Also, psyker is not an archetype, but background.
>>574710747>It’s just you siding with a Space God>Why does it turn you into some unknownable rapebeast who then kills everyone near them and then the flagshipBoth the eldar comps's reaction to this ending is much more worse, for some reason, than the reaction they have to the heretic rc.
>>574741085anyone who's inquisition could easily flip to hereticalit's like the #1 reason the imperium loses inquisitors
>>574740384There are only two soldier companions, Argenta and Ulfar, and Ulfar really, REALLY wants to be a navy admiral warrior arch-militant instead>>574740916I wonder how will Owlcat deal with the fact that Crudarach and Yrliet are just their own take on the Lu'Nasad and Badb plotline
>>574741317>There are only two soldier companions,Solomorne
>>574741317Speaking of Crudarach.... that's technically both a dead ship and a dead world.There's a nonzero chance we see the remnants of Crudarach in this DLC.
>>574739085I love how more bullshit gets added to this image every time I see it.
I don't want more yrliet content gross
>>574741559But you could bully her by making her stay on the ship while you take all your dogmatic companions to raid her home.
I don't want more romance content and I hope DLC 4 is >Yrliet finally catches a fucking breakAt some point the shtick of ooooh I'm grief stricken nothing good ever happens to me is just boring
Man how do I make ulfar not total dogshit
>>574741559Yrliet is the most discussed RT character, giving her more content is easy free PR and exposure for Owlcat/
>>574741317>Crudarach and Yrliet are just their own take on the Lu'Nasad and Badb plotlineTheir homebrew honestly sucks in comparison to the ttrpg experience I had. The last dlc will probably make it even worse. Can't wait to see the other ways the crude rock elves get humiliated with bad writing.
>>574741683just build him like argenta
>>574741686I know you stalk reddit all day, but no
>>574741686Echo chamber.This general has YDS, Tumblr has Heinrix/Marzipan derangement syndrome and thinks they are the most popular and some are having melties over Heinrix topping the fanfic charts because straight white male
The dlc would be about the new character. They never expand on the old characters with it>>574741809I think you are retarded
>>574741662At the end of Yrliet's romance she's happy and starts to even sound cute.
>>574741846>They never expand on the old characters with itBut why, though. Why don't they ever dedicate some content for the original cast in a dlc?
>>574683676No romance, but every RPG needs a whore house or at least random prostitutes on the street.
>>574741975Because you can literally remove any companion after reaching chapter 2?
>>574742036What does that have to do with adding more content to them? You can get rid of every companion early in their recruitment.
WHAT IF the whole dlc takes place in chapter 4.It's like another Commoragh where you do the whole thing in one go.They can still have some dialogue events on the officer's deck hinting at it in earlier chapters.
>>574741846There are literally femcels making statistics and reeeing because Heinrix is popular >>574741906Yeah but her soulstone is broken and she gets fucked over in her ending slides anyway
>>574741906She's happiest when she forgets about you, still has her soulstone but stays one hundred years at your side before rejoining her kin.
>>574742180It could be an extension of Act 3You supposedly have many adventures when travelling to Janus. Which are simply never shown in game>inb4 companion is Eklendyl
I like yrliet and jimmy :)
>>574741975Because Owlcat saw on the surveys people love new companion dlcs the most. And what that other guy said all them are easy to depose of. Besides who would they base a whole dlc on, most of their stories get wrapped up in game.>>574742249>heinrix >popularhe's middle of the roadI know Yrlietsimps are retarded but lol. Derangement syndrome implies they hate them, foids do not hate Jimmy or Marz. They are their biggest fans and they literally write all the fanfics about them.Yrliet gets alot of attention on the RT subreddit because Raztard is king over there.
>>574742436>>inb4 companion is EklendylThat would be based. Too based for owlkek and their waifufags fans.
>>574742484>Because Owlcat saw on the surveys people love new companion dlcs the most.:( Sad, then.
>>574742436I want it to be Nocturne
>>574742683Not possible. Nocturne is a dude.
>>574742731Don't care I want it to be Nocturne
>>574742683He was at some point but got cut. And Owlcat doesn't do restoration for their cut content.
>>574742667I just hope they learned they lesson and not do 4 more dlc companions for DH
>>574742414She must remember liking you a bit if she stays alongside you
Heinrix is my favorite character by far, only abelard comes close
>>574741906The VA did the heavy lifting to cute-ify a fully romanced Yrlikek
>>574742967male or female?
>>574723321the fat black guy? figures he was really fat
Is this as fucking absurd as it sounds?A free offhand attack every crit/parry?Like imagine using this on a blade dancer with an inferno pistol offhand. Just fucking mag dump every round.And then use veil of blades with the richochet augment for maximum absurdity.
>>574742929She does. Not entirely sure how the ritual works exactly, but I figured it only cleanses the soul attachment that they perceived as romantic attachment from her memory. Otherwise, the positive disposition Yrliet developed towards you still remains. Intense enough that she willingly stays at your side for a lot of years.
>>574743138Yes, it's insanely strong. In the first couple of acts I like putting a shotgun pistol on abelard because he will often times just clear all of the trash on the enemies own turn. Do be mindful of overpenetration and aoe though, it's a solid way to team kill as well.
>>574743138I think it only works from main attacks, not abilitiesBut I never tested it with abilities.But yeah, it's pretty strong trait
>>574743278>>574743138The eye augment that zaps the enemy after a successful attack pairs well with this
>>574743138Oh yeah, the parry thing applies during your own turn too, so you can have a few hilarious interactions at times triggering attacks of opportunity on purpose, then watching 5 different people all eat shit.
>>574742887>I just hope they learned they lesson and not do 4 more dlc companions for DHSame. I prefer they make dlcs like mini adventures adjacent to the main storyline, while adding some new content to pre-existing base companions.
>>574741296>Heinrix be like
>>574743138>archmilitant Abelard>Confident Approach means autocrits>Chain Lightning augment>run around double attacking while spreading chain lightning WE’LL RULE THE STARS THEMSELVES
>>574743138>>574743835Abelard, electrocute his balls
>>574743835They'll definitely nerf this
who is the Nolan of crpg devs
>>574744138No reason to. It's balanced by the fact that you're going kill your own party with it
>>574744041>playing with default combat speedHoly fuck I would never have the patience for that.
>>574744407You didn't beat the game
I spend 20 minutes after every combat in deep meditation and reflection, so as to reflect upon the loss of life.
>>574744775Ok cool Yrliet please reflect on your use of slurs next
>>574745453MON-KIGGER
Idk why are some people here so hostile to a fem Eldar romance to "own the incels", there are plenty of others who would enjoy it. Or the inverse people who just want a straight female with male only content to own the redditor who seethes about it. Why not just stop being seething dramatroons and hope for quality content on it's own.
the sublime russian intuition for warhammer 40k aesthetics has really resulted in a domination of this general
>>574745453I have done so elantachNow please come with me to this nearby space stationPlease bring none of your weaponry
>>574745578No, lack of other crpg and bg3 having it's own general did
>>574745613Of course Yrliet, I am your loyal simp. I am sure nothing bad will happen to us on this station and I will be there for you to platonically help you deal with the loss of your kin of course (please touch me).
>>574745613>Please bring none of your weaponrySlander She never said that She actually thought she was tricking Marazhai by coming, not alone, but with her heavily armed friends
>>574745872Stop defending a woman that fell for the 40k Nigerian prince scam.
Kill all Xenos
except female elves, because we need them to breed half elves
>>574745649i didnt realize bg3 had its own general. that's unfortuante
>>574745563It's full of antisocial losers fighting imaginary wars against each other
>>574724574I think that guy just wants to fuck his sister
>>574743101Heinrix is male
i will make a vn, i mean crpgwith fuckable waifus-the younger sister waifu-the used goods waifu-the evil bitch waifu-the pure virgin waifu (who is honry)-the autistic waifu-the whoreand i will give them all good ends, none of that cuck shit
>>574746668Source?
speaking of bad ends how do you get tragic endings without without roleplaying as a MC who panders to the ridiculously indulgent companions. tragic endings are best but you gotta like RP as a RNG MC to get them
>>574746909Sameface Saga 2???
>>574746909Combine some of them for greater efficiency>evil bitch younger sister>used goods whore>pure virgin autist who is horny
>>574746909what about the evil bitch younger sister pure autistic virgin waifu (who is horny)
>>574747790That's Imoen pretty much
you're not even talking about crpgs anymorejust your gooner fetishes
>>574747927Go to sleep, Viconia.
>>574746946Penis inspection day
>>574746946You ever seen women with perfect jaws like that?
>>574748128Here's one
>>574749035>that>perfect jawGet out of here
all I'm saying is that crpgs could learn a lot from anime
>>574750469Cursed cock collector
>>574750469Rivvil = Rivin Abbil
>>574750469aged like milk
>>574750285depends on what lessons they take from anime
>>574750285kind of surprised we don't have more western style rpgs with anime aesthetics by now
>>574753547It is normalfag repellent. See the success of Expedition 33.
>>574753170people are raving about how cinematic and high quality this game is, but everything I see from it looks like utter fucking shitLook at that dagger even and how it's shaking independently of her hand wtf
Some interesting things I've found about the navy officer talent.1. if you parry a ranged attack with veil of blades, you can indeed shoot enemies back2. if you have one of the pistols that only does burst attacks, it won't trigger a second attack3. area attacks don't trigger an extra attack4. if you use the dueling sword or enforcer light boots, you don't get 2 extra attacksI'm kind of underwhelmed by the talent. It wasn't nearly as good as I thought it was. As boring as it sounds, I think just having 20% extra armor in act 1 is way more useful.Once you get to those later acts, it just gets outscaled by bolters and psykers
gameplay wise I know its better to just kill everybody here for a little extra money and karma, but I feel like in character I'd side with the Tir Tairngire, especially as an elf. Just a good contact to have for a shadowrunner.
>>574753170kino scene
>>574755372It used to be pretty good for a sword and gun build, but Owlcat, like always, immediately nerfs anything that tries to be different from the bog standard soldier, psyker, blade dancer build. It's part of the reason why I hate whoever is doing the balancing at Owlcat, guy is a retard that nerfs all the cool alternative shit.
only one more side mission to go until the final run, so finally getting some more cyberware. Was going to get the alpha dermal plating but for the price I might as well just get better armor instead, so I picked up skillwires for shooting/dodgingI'll have to play one of the workshop campaigns sometime as a street samurai or something and see how crazy you can get with a character that can afford all the cyberware HK introduces (plus the extra essence from the cyberware affinity skill)
>>574757738each attack does provoke eye lasers thoughso this is quite possible:>sword attack>free eye laser attack>free flamer attack>free eye laser attackyou can do that twice for 2 ap but it's still worse than simply burst firing with a bolter>fire rate is often 8+, so you're getting more attacks with higher damage>each shot has much greater range>each shot can penetrate through enemies hitting everyone in a line>only uses one attack, not two
Did Owlcat CMs say when are they gonna start revealing DLC 4 stuff?
How about a LotR crpg?
>>574755372In my experience, if the pistol you're holding only has a burst function, you will use the burst function, as seen here >>573690859. I was doing it with the "sol pattern laspistol" and it was working. This was kind of nice in that it also gave him a stack of versatility every time, since the burst is a different type of attack from his strike.As for what ended up being best, a second melee weapon ended up being a bit better since I had already invested him into all melee stuff. So his offhand attack generally hits and often crits, rather than the pistol shot being a coinflip. I made him an archmilitant however, and the archmilitant gets free ballistic skill as the fight goes on, so that ended up being not a problem either, so you get to choose. Not stacking versatility automatically is the only downside compared to the burst pistol.This >>573905207 has ended up being really cool and really strong and it takes advantage of the fleet combat training talent.
>>574753170durge's wife on the left
begun the attention whoring has
>>574761032If they're going to be revealing anything, it'll probably be damned soon considering release could happen any day now.Also:>Navigate shifting corridors, avoid ancient traps, and uncover strange truths that defy logic.This sounds like it could be the mandatory owlcat infinite dungeon mode.>A new companion joins your crew — someone shaped by this impossible place.This likely means one of the weird native born voidship survivors.>some fresh gameplay mechanics.They were clearer in DLC 2 and 3 what the big new mechanics were. The vagueness to me implies that it's probably new talents and weapon types. Probably not a new archetype or whole new system like augments.
>>574761510LotR doesn't work well for CRPGs because there is fuck all left in the barren settingit has ARPGs and an MMOjust play those
>>574764007lol this shit is getting delayed>This sounds like it could be the mandatory owlcat infinite dungeon mode.Already said they won't do that
>>574764007It's going to be "you need to spin the camera to move" againwooOooOOoOoaAAaAhhhh the Warp is changing this plaaacethe colours are tye-dye lord captain
>>574761753
>>574764505why do you keep spamming these minthara pics like we're supposed to know what you mean?
>>5747647202new
>>574764720He's got mental illness, don't worry about it
id like to axe which crpg is the most bussin?no cap pls
>>574754301True. I'm playing it for the first time as we speak and man... this shit is SO ASS.It starts okey a guess, but then you can physically see how the quality drops with every hour, it's just outstanding how be the game becomes at creche and later
>>574761510Potentially good, but it would be a pain to produce something original, as it would need to either be about the fellowship (so basically the entire game is railroaded to follow the original story) or OC stuff which is basically fan fiction (ie that one turn based Lotr rpg where you follow some Gondorian dude whose path share some similarity with the fellowship but has some nonsense like helping gandalf defeat the balrog). Its possible, but it would likely be mishandled and applied poorly.
>>574764720He's been at this for something like two years now. At times he's absent, but sometimes he posts those pics within minutes of his target posting somethingI think originally he did it to call an anon Mintharafag, but he sometimes ended up calling random anons him, since he only recently started posting openly here with the name MintharafagJust ignore him, I think most anons do. Don't think I've ever even seen Mintharafag acknowledge his existence, but it's a cute enough schtick they've got going
>>574765349whos your favorite companions in owlcat games
>>574765441>Don't think I've ever even seen Mintharafag acknowledge his existenceHe has and he passive aggresively seethes at him
>>574764720you ask this everyday>>574765441holy name back on
>>574765441That anon and Mintharafag need to kiss
>>574765464Twin slutts, Jaethal, Pasqal, Abelard, Regill and Lann
>>574765639>kissmore like kys
>>574765570Im pretty sure that was manfag, he's never subtle about his samefagging + he acts blessed by his own presence
>>574765570Damn, must have missed that>>574765584gomen anon, I'm just a professional>>574765639They're my favourite couple here
>>574765672>lann Okay Russian I can't vibe with you anymore
>>574765750
>>574765936Cringe worthless character
>>574764087Just set it before the Third Age. Problem solved.
>>574765936Cringe as Greybor is, reminder that Italians had their own up and coming Napoleon equivalent who died early in their career because of dogshit orders from the top instead of letting him improvise
>>574766058are you trying to monkey paw a RoP crpg
>>574765936Greybor's an odd fellow, he feels like someone added him to fill a niche, but he doesn't really do anything special. At most his presence just marginally helps make the fact that Regill is the only companion from a short race not so apparent.I didn't even realise that he was supposed to be a full companion during my first run, I just though he was a tutorial of sorts for future instances where you have to control a temporary companion for a quest.Getting to smoke his pipe and bond over it at the end was pretty kino though, love that kind of shit. Hopefully we get to smoke with companion in Dark Heresy as well, what with Touma and Chorda smoking in their portraits
>>574743138I just realized I gave Abelard a two handed weapon so he never does this whoops!
??? He agreed to come on board with me but then I shot him anyway?
>>574767407That's not supposed to happen, he should come aboard peacefullyReport it for now, there might be something that affects this that I'm forgetting
>>574767407do you still get the navigator points lol
Rogue Trader heavily incentivizes you to be a schizo.By being a dogmatic iconoclast heretic you get extra talents, more loot, more dialogue options, and more colony upgrades.
>>574765279
>>574761032gamescom
What would your hypothetical warlock patron make you do for your powers?
>>574768472>>574768726why are you here
Straight to Tarant to steal the handcannon and buy hundreds of rounds of ammo. Straight to Vendrigoth for the best gun in the game.
I'm playing Kingmaker for the first time as we speak and man... this shit is SO ASS. Who asked for kingdom management in a crpg
>>574768726rape
>>574768964
>>574770060No one played poe
>>574770060i dont remember there being any nudity in pillarsyou probably downloaded a mod
>>574770060thick busha
>>574770060I also don't remember any nudity in that game
>>574770060SAVE ME JANNY
>>574770128>>574770208It's in the bathhouse in neketaka
>>574770323Reckon I just never zoomed in close enough to notice it thenThough there's not really any reason to spend much time there anyway
God damn I don't remember shit about pillars.I could tell you the full story of just about any other crpg, but pillars is fucking gone. Lost to time.
>>574764505Based
>>574770538Obsidian taught me the difference between bland and generic
>>574770060A-anon! You can't post that! This is a blue board!
>>574770754It should be fine, since it's in the vanilla game?
>>574770794Won't matter. Shadowheart's pussy hair is also in the base game, but the janny hates Shadowheart's pussy hair.
>>574770538The environment and background art is great, so is the lighting. But that's pretty much it.
>dark heresy battle theme got removed from ytdamn...
does cassia have bush
we need a crpg where you play as a shota and all the companions are women and they molest you
>574771375pretending to be a pedophile so you look edgy on 4chan is retarded behavior btw
>>574770060eww
>>574770538Deadfire's is easy, the first game's a bit hard to parse together thoughPoE1>want new life>get sick, see Theos do Egwithan shit and awaken your soul>talk to a hanged dwarf who goes "lol lmao, you gonna die. Speak with the Watcher who lives in Cad Nua if you wanna live">speak to the Watcher and see him go insane, end up taking Cad Nua from him>go to Defiance Bay can't actually remember why though :D>deal with their problems until Theos fucks things up, forcing you to go north>find out where Theos is>find the tormented ghost of a woman you persecuted in your past life (this was causing you to die) and end up fixing that problem in a way. Also the gods are artificial>kill TheosDeadfire>Eothas crashes Cad Nua and takes a piece of your soul>goddess of Death wants you to go after him, so you get resurrected>follow him to three different places before having to side with someone to get to Ukaizo>Eothas breaks the wheel no matter what, you just influence what happens straight after>>574770794That's still penis and female breast, so mods will probably nuke it>>574771281Too good for that site unfortunately
>>574771429That's not edgy, it's actually a sign of extreme wealth in the western world.
>>574770128>>574770208I remember the poe2 nudity can confirm its in the base game
>>574771375just play degrees of lewdity with all npcs set as foids
>Argenta burst firing with a heavy bolter takes seconds>Ulfar takes a year just to line up the first shot of the burst and another for each following shotWhy would they do this?
>>574772294sissy furry troon arms
The Fallen Priestess fight in Tenebrous Depths is real bullshit.She does an area of effect void that sucks in a bunch of your guys and then she 1 taps the survivors with a Finger of Death equivalent of spell.
>>574772294For me the burst fire actually looks like burst fire.
>>574772294argenta is owlcat's waifu
>>574772294clearly Argenta's love for the emperor burns brighter than the space wolf's, whose love for the emperor has been diminished by vile werewolf blood
if Argenta was a fast food sandwich, she'd be the eggs and cheese mcmuffin, delicious, vegetarian-friendly, and hits all your macros
>>574772571That would be Kibellah
if Jae was a fast food sandwich, she'd be the mcchicken-full of different cocks
>>574771375>>574771912can we actually talk about that here?genuinely askingthe story is fucking insane for a porn game
>>574773128>DoL>StoryWut
>>574772909>eggs and cheese mcmuffinSounds disgusting. Stop eating slop garbage
>>574773530>slop garbagean appropriate choice for 40k in that case
>>574773326>you are a heavily implied descendant of the gaoler and the witch>town is run by a cabal of pedophilic demonologists/occultists>the magical bullshittery is turning people into furries, you included>a vengeful spirit one of the demonologists in particular is fucking with wants revenge and occasionally possesses you to take it>either a long-lived furrified human or reincarnating furry has been combatting the town's corruption for centuries>they or someone similar, possibly a relative of yours, took care of kids in the orphanage and wiped your memory of them
Have you sworn eternal love to your crpg waifu?
>food metaphors
>>574774339Shadowfags are incels that will move on to the next normalfag approved waifu. They have no idea what eternal love is
>>574767407Temind me of how I wanted to spare Chorda and Hyeronymus would go full retard and try to kill me regardless of what I did.
>>574774507that means a lot in a general where waifus have a 1 year expiration date
>>574773968>fight off attacker You feel more confident in your ability to give pleasure with your hands. yeah, wow, I don't know how punching someone did thatI'm going to beat up everyone
>>574774768that's what i did at firsti literally became an angel from abstaining from any and all form of contacteven handholding
if Yrilet was a fast food sandwich, she would be a pile of grilled brussel sprouts on a ciabatta bun slathered with mayonnaise
>>574772963argenta first
>>574773326>>574773968For me, it's Kylar being obsessed with you because you look like one of his parents. And when you find them they're eldritch abominations because they worship the Dark Elk
>>574774929Nope
>>574774910...that's not a fast food sandwich
you're not allowed to use food metaphors because when I first got here in 2016 I saw someone say>food metaphorsand now you can't say it okay?
>>574775058ask me how I know you’re not from California
>>574774910she'd be the vegan option, but instead of tofu and fake meat, it is literally a salad leaf and a single slice of tomato
>>574773968I have never seen any of this lore.The last time I played, I just walked off into the woods to fuck wolves.
>>574775169so a blt on protein bread with no b
Is an unaligned run in RT worth it?
>>574775508Only if you hate the rest of the convictions
>>574775289Well, I had a fucking rollercoaster of a ride going through this relatively blind.
>>574775508yes
That was fast, lol.Hope by the end of Dark Heresy player character would be dreaded like that
>>574775169turdliet isn't good enough to be a tomato. Tomato is the best fruit vegetable
Hmm, Minthara has a hard exterior, but a soft romantic hidden inner self.Something blueberry related would be a little on the nose.She's one of only a few evil waifus in all of gaming, so something rare.So I'm going with blueberry Canelés. They have a carmelized crispy exterior with a warm soft interior, they can accommodate blueberries, and they are considered to be relatively difficult with some extra effort involved, just like Minthara. How perfect.
>>574775508the version in the end temple might come across as some master of manipulation, but actually playing that way makes your character appear schizophrenic with no internal rationale
>>574775508Are you trying to bait the alignmentschizo again?
>>574775754>She's one of only a few evil waifus in all of gamingIt's so funny how all evil women fags think this about their favorite, they all want to be unique and special so much
Minthara killed my dog.
Arueshalae would be spaghetti (slathered in meatball and full of mystery sauce)
>>574775854name 5
>>574775754
>>574775754>fast food metaphors>ummm actually my waifu would be fancy french pastryyou just can't help yourself can you
>>574775508It's the only "route" where you actually act like a RT, putting self interest and ego above all. Heretic is an unhinged retard, Icono is a bleeding heart retard, and Dogmatic is a zealous retard. Unforiatnly though Owlcat doesn't really support unaligned and they make it harder and harder to get with each new DLC.
>>574774839How much did you have to savescum?
>>574773968Average town in Sussex.
>>574776001Based
>>574775754you always yap about food, lose some weight>>574775998ViconiaCamellia WendogMorriganLaezelKanerahmore im drawing a blank
bro you can't FIX my waifu she's so hecking original
>>574775754I had to look it up that's perfect
>>574776018You can go either Dogmatic or Iconoclast and just not pick the retarded options
>Viconia>evilthey're not sending their best
>>574775854Its a bg3fag, anon Leave him alone he has played 1 crpg
Never forget that Mintharafag got into an argument with everyone here about Drow society because his only source is Minthara from BG3. He got btfo and then started spamming blacked porn of Shadowheart. Funniest thread in a while.
turdliet would be a head of broccoli because she smells like ass. you’re welcome
For me, it's Lady Grey
>>574776103a lotmostly because i didn't understand how to fight at firstbut now i know to go to school and hyperfocus on science, go to church to put myself through burning coals, go to yoga class for mind focusing, and getting high as fuck on extradimensional monster remains to enlighten myselfthere's also the animal transformations to make genital and titty bites do massive fucking damagebefriending kylar and finding the elk street compound for two pepper spray refills a week would've helped too>>574776118i read that one doc and it's shockingly accurate to modern britain, yeah
>>574776284
>>574776284No brainlet, being able to change her alignment to TN late-game doesn't change the fact that she's evil
>>574776284See i thought you were going say Morrigan or Laezel aren't evil because muh waifu>>574776328He always porn when enraged, another waifutard in the /FEG/ does the same
>>574776456>another
>>574776409I guess Jaheira and Faldorn are both TN thenlike I said, they're not sending their best
>>574776175Name several more.
>>574776018Dogmatic is chudcoreIconoclast is noblesse oblige coreHeretic is “I’m going this to see what happens” coreUnaligned is boring core
>>574776529in what world is a sharran anything but evil
>>574776529Viconia is evil because of who she is and the things she did, have you actually tried playing her games?
>>574776481I don't think its him, but they are VERY similar. Waifuism causes severe mental illness
>>574776175Camellia isn't really evil, that's just people who speed run everything and don't pay attention or think in-depth about things. If anything she's a morally grey character who is dealing with trauma.
>>574776529Yes
>>574776612In a fantastic world of waifunigger delusion
>>574776379I wonder why.
>>574776328you creeps post the most deranged stuff then accuse the namefag of doing itthe gig is up
>>574776456>He always posts porn when enragedthat explains a lot
>>574776612You're a brainlet just like him, not all Shar worshippers are evil (not at first, at least) and Viconia did more evil under Lolth than under Shar
>>574775508In theory it's the most based but you have to constantly "game" the system by constantly checking your alingment for what you can or can't do
King's Bounty is a lot of fun. I should have listened to vodkaniggers and played it sooner
If you worship Shar and aren’t evil, you’re retarded. There are no exceptions
>>574776612A man loses his wife to the plague. Turns to the only goddess who can offer him some comfort. Is he evil?
I know what this going to turn into
>>574776852Why? Do you get some reward for keeping all your alignment stats low?
>>574776726>Camellia isn't really evil,Camellia isn't really evil, Camellia isn't really evil, Camellia isn't really evil,
>>574776818no see the game screenshot states she is evil so she must be evil like jaheira is true neutral and that means she's not good either
>>574776962You get absolutely nothing outside of an ending slide, you have to constantly check because it's extremely easy to stop being unaligned, especially with the DLCs
>your wife is dead? fuhgeddaboudit!sharran apologists think this is deep
>>574776791I actually wrote this. I will admit that I was feeling jealous of Mintharafag, and wanted to frame him after defeating me in an argument. I've been responsible for a lot of the activities that some people think of as untoward and now associate with him, which I now regret as I've come to see him as probably the best poster in several generals. I'd rather have ten more Mintharafags and ten fewer shitposters.
>>574776753If you’re defending the namechud you’re either 1. don’t know or 2. are the namechud defending himself in the third person. I haven’t seen him spam porn but I have seen him intentionally spam to derail threads
>>574776791I liked when he bragged about all the lesbians he dated on vday>>574777067why are you like this
>>574776791>but Halsin? He gets the pussyYou have to admit this is a banger of a line.
>>574777067>I actually wrote this.We know
>>574777137>I haven’t seen him spam pornyet this accusation was just madethe namefag caused 9/11 too I heard
>>574776379based. Even back in 2004 or whatever it was, I somehow knew.>>574776905Some amount of new recruits are ignorant of everything. They pose as a group willing to help you forget loss or forget things that are troubling you, to lure suckers in.But once you've given them a bunch of money and start volunteering at the church, they eventually start telling you to do sharran things, at which point your alignment will shift to evil if you do them.And the fact that you know what I mean when I simply say "sharran things" as evil tells you all you need to know about this topic.
>>574718102
>>574777041>the game screenshot states she is evil so she must be evilI called you a brainlet too for a reason, she's evil because of the things she did including murder, sacrifices and torture, try playing her games
>>574777067>>574777186I think it might be time to go outside
If you think about about it Oregon Trial is a CRPG
>>574777223
>>574776818>not all Shar worshippers are evil>I KNEW NOZINK!LOL
YDS (Yrliet Derangement Syndrome)NDS (Namefag Derangement Syndrome)together, these two disorders are responsible for much derailment
>>574776791Greatness is always remembered. I've seen this one posted many times now. You can tell this really got to them in their soul.
>>574777314Based
Froggy, whatever happened there
>>574777249>she's evil because blablablablaok but you posted a screenshot as an argument first and by that logic I could post a screenshot that says Jaheira is true neutraltry playing her games
>>574777137>2. are the namechud defending himself in the third person.its always this
>>574777503You're speaking with different people you absolute brainlet, she literally made human sacrifices for Lolth, retard
>>574777507The overwhelming majority of the time, yes, such as this time
>>574777312>Oregon Trialthe judge dies of dysentery
all half-elves are slutsfind a nice full elf girl instead
>>574776726shes the closest youll ever get to your deldar waifu
>>574776962Yes, you get the best ending
>>574777614Which isn't necessarily evil in the context of their society and religion. I'm not the anon you're losing an argument with, but Drow society in general is treated like a mustache twirling villain when it's obviously a little more nuanced than, Lolth worship too. Unreliable narration and intended in-universe surface "here they be monsters" type talk is treated like gospel.
>>574777614so by your logic a reformed villain who dedicates his life to atone for his past crimes is still evilyou can't understand redemption and call me a brainlet lmao
>i'm not the same evil person i was when i sacrified people for lloth! i atoned!>how?>i became sharran!imagine if waifufags got fit, they could compete at the olympics with that level of gymnastics
>>574777331You forgot another one DSDS
>sports analogy
>>574777198Your little sharty hacker squad doesn't know shit, crybaby. But they will.
>[Lawful Good] (Attack) You made an evil action 127 years ago. That means you're still evil! Die!
>>574777781>r-respect drow culture chud! You cannot make this shit upNo wonder we have retards like that idiot that got triggered when I told him that Viconia very likely didn't kill a child because it didn't fit her characterization in BG2, how could they not get triggered by waifufags when you they shit like this>>574777798No retard, she's evil because she spends the majority of the game being evil and only changes near the end (or in her ending, if you don't romance her)
>I made this schizopost on Valentine’s Day. I’m proud of it. Please clap.on a scale of one to ten what is bro’s IQ score
I miss FroggyFroggy was fun
I take a walk every day, I manage two small businesses, I run games at my local tabletop game store multiple times a week, and I cook for myself and do regular yardwork and all the usual homeowner stuff as well. You can do whatever you want with proper time management. Lots of people just unknowingly waste lots of time throughout the day, often in the form of commuting in a car or waiting, or on the cell phone.What do you think?
Brown people can't understand analogy as a concept, which is why they want to drive it out of the language here. They can't think abstractly like that.
>>574778150froggy is the one making these chatgpt OPs>>574492305 >A general dedicated to all Computer Role-Playing Games — past, present, and future. From isometric classics to modern party-based epics.
waifu is like car my friendless value the more used it is
>>574778121>she spends the majority of the game being evillike when? name 20 examples or you concede your judge people for their past and not their present to determine if they're evil
Nothing makes the puppet more angry than someone mentioning his strings. But he dances for his puppet master all the same, sour puss expression or no.
>>574778290You’re like a chocolate cake with white frosting. If you know, you know
>>574778297If it is him, then I wonder why he seems to otherwise not say anythingThere were the OP Wars last year or was it this year? but otherwise there's been no sign of himI miss my schizophrenic amphibian friend
Ozempic could reduce the volume of out of place cake posting here by at least 50%.
>>574778598it's him he even used that broken roads dogshit indie anons made fun of him for
is valerie the fattest owlcat girl?
I like all types of evil characters :D
>>574778720the frog has been silenced...
>fast food sandwich analogies -> namefag autism -> namefag derangement syndrome -> actually viconia wasn't evilthis general is like a work of art
>I take a walk every day, This post is fat coded af
Froggy never existed. You have one sided feuds with shadows on the wall until you're so scared of the dark that you can't even go to the bathroom at night. Eventually you shit yourself in bed.
>>574779056>this infamous shitposter that is remembered by 10 different anons never existedrightalso the moon landing was faked to bankrupt the soviets
Interrogator KellogsInqusitor Calzone
Froggy mogs namefaggot
Lots of people know about Big Foot too.
>>574779312but what about big feet?
>>574778112My king Keldorn said this to Viconia
>>574776791Honestly this is a masterwork. I wish /crpgg/ got posts of this quality instead of text messages about Yrliet's asshole.
don't search "owltranimals" in the archivesfroggy isn't real so these posts simply don't exist
I miss Froggy's Tristian posts the most
>>574776791https://youtu.be/IyWzHMFi4sEShadowcucks just can't catch a break
>>574777186>>574777338>>574779496You don't have to reply three times
>>574776791kek
>>574776791I… I’m at a loss for words. This is one of the best posts I have seen, ever. Over the years, there have been few posts that I can say truly impressed me. This one impressed me. Cheers. Wow. I can’t pull myself away from the monitor, I keep rereading it over and over again. Incredible. Thank you so much for posting this.
>>574779747watch him samefag 3 more times because you called him out lmao
>>574776791This one really got them riled
I'm the only good poster here
lmao its been years since i been to this general so idk who froggy is but i wanted to find one of his "Tristian posts" and i see people rushing to accuse him of off topic posting, having psychological mistraits like narcisissm and telling him to kill himself
I'm sure anons have a whole library of your greatest hits.
>>574778598OP wars was last yearI have a sneaking suspicion that he lurks in /uma/ now
Videogames?
Enough shitposting. Let's try talking about Computer Role-Playing Games — past, present, and future. Do you think future CRPGs will feature more dating sim elements like going on dates and hand holding?
My laptop fuckin diedNow I'm forced to play older games on my old netbook
the expeditions samurai EA is next month, this will save us
>>574780728do NOT post it
>>574780519>>574780595after checking archives im glad to have delved into this drama because apparently he tried to gatekeep tristian from a woman which is way more wholesome than i wouldve guessed
>>574780927post what!?
>>574780728The character models look awful though. It's not gonna make this place any better, especially since the devs seem to have taken a very dismissive stance towards criticism of the art styleI did see a dream two nights ago where /crpgg/ was talking about Expeditions: Viking though. Someone posted a whole essay about the conquest of Britain and how the game's story differs from it.Also remember someone just posting>441 Skeggians were drunk on Christmasand I think it was in relation to how many anons were posting that day
>>574781025the portraitsdo NOT post them
Getting ready to post it, stand by
>>574781021>wholesome erm it was he was pissed a single femcel took attention away from his builds autism so he dedicated himself to cuckposting about Tristian. I would post the complied image of it but it won't load
>>574781070>>574781127Maybe with enough bitching they will change it
>>574781351wholesome from my perspective because i dont care about this general i dont go to. anywhere here is an archive link to the image https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1739502778567.png
how did Sawyer manage to take pirates, colonial powers, SHIP COMBAT, and turn it into a lifeless miserable experiencehe has perfected the art of making something that should be exciting BORING
>>574780128Maybe you were. Not anymore. This general is hostile to good posters. Look at how they treat Mintharafag for posting about CRPG gameplay and lore instead of saying 'tranny' fifty times.
for me it was when he tried to convince everyone that kett were better villians than protheans
>>574781507They already said they won't even after all the negative feedback
>>574781652Completely understandable, portraits cost half a million and comparable to the Pieta.
>>574781538yeah that, its quite funny. He would do it randomly
>>574781652most boring companion roster ever
>>574781652what a downgrade
>>574781637Protheans aren't really villains to begin with.
>>574781652Keep screaming about it, game studios sometimes say they won't change something but enough negativity forces them
>>574782039Let's not pretend companions in Rome were better either
>>574781652I wish they would just come out and say they don't have the budget for it instead of acting like it's some sort of improvement when even a blind grandma could see that it isn'tWatching their dev vlog about it and seeing them being overtly excited about the models being able to pose like in Tyranny gave me massive second-hand embarrassment
imagine spending five figures and getting the jae portrait
>>574781652I ASKED YOU TO NOT POST IT
>>574782090*Collectors
>>574782149cope
There should be a Pirate CRPG.
>>574782704poe2
>>574782778NTA, but that was what I originally bought the game forI just wanted to be a pirate
>>574782039>missed out on the chance for blondie booba and ninja tiddy in the same crpgmany disappointments lately
speaking of portraits, nexus always has weird editsBrad Pitt, Scarlet Johanssen, Jensen Ackles, I don't know the last
>>574778270There's nothing actually wrong or unbelievable about this post, and his point about time management is correct. Most of you are huge losers, but if you actually sat down and took inventory of what you spend your time on I think you'd be shocked. Most of you find ways to be unproductive even at inherently unproductive tasks, e.g. posting here isn't really productive but the things you post are just vapid. Mintharafag is at least talking about something, most of you are just saying froggy or remember when or whatever. Taking a few walks and being a little more mindful of your time might be a big help to you.
>>574781652Which ones are the waifus?
>>574782992Don't know, Henry Cavil always, don't know, don't know, BATEMAN, don't know
>>574783189>that Jae>that Yrlietwhat the ever loving fuck?
>>574783040brag about being rich, fit and successful with your name on
>>574783360I wouldn't rub it in your face like that. I'm just saying that most of you are on a pretty bleak path, and I'm sure you're not unaware of that. Maybe instead of scorning your betters you should try to emulate them so you aren't stuck like this forever.
>>574783508
>>574783508brag about it with your name on
>>574782979but where is rape fetish?
can you really call yourself successful if you're not rich?poorfag cope need not apply
>>574783708Based
>>574782979Swen's next game will be coomercore
>I don't know Mom, I just can't get ahead, life is pointless>Well what have you tried so far honey?>I spent eighteen hours replying to more successful people with pictures of a video game character, and STILL I can't afford a houseSomeone should make a CRPG like this. You have these level 1 companions, and along comes a level 20 champion. Without constant micromanagement your companions will auto path to some activity that grants 0 XP, while sneering at the champion for grinding. Neet Quest.
>>574784093>none of these queers could give the she-orc some love
>>574784117>more successful people
>>574784329If you were successful to your own standards, Mintharafag giving very simple (and true) advice about time management wouldn't be so offensive to you. Any successful person would read it and say yeah, time management really IS key. Instead you've used your time to save that post and repost it multiple times a month for at least a year if not longer.
>>574783040most of this general is international and that means they can't really relate to american numbers in the first placeI know someone who knows someone who knows someone who works at apple and his base salary is easily $200k+ and he can actually wfh a few days a weekcrpgs where time management is a factor?
what the fuck is wrong with you peoplevideogames, you retardsvideogames
>>574783775its called having rich parents
>>574784691those have sucked lately
>>574784648The Blood of Dawnwalker looks interesting, like a what-if where CDPR stuck with the design of The Witcher 1 rather than changing it in The Witcher 2.
>>574784574Nobody would ever lie on a Chinese message board would they?
>>574784756It's called getting a non-meme degree from a school that isn't tardie daycareThe only person I know who did that and got stuck in the middle class studied marine engineering and discovered far too late he couldn't handle water environments
>>574778270Yeah this pissed him off kek, he used to delete it but he lost his janny powers
>>574784963That you consider the scenario so fantastical that it must be a lie is telling. A gainfully employed adult that is able to properly manage his or her time to their own benefit? Might as well claim to be a wizard from Hogwarts.
>last interesting discussion about videogames was an unrelated text porngamejesus christ
>>574785223where
>>574785223You say this, but you aren't discussing video games or attempting to discuss video games. You're just green texting and 4chinning about a post nobody asked you to read. You could be posting what you think is interesting or insightful and inciting discussion, but you aren't. Curious.
>Play the outer worlds>No romance for the player>One of the main companion quest is setting up a romance for a companionWho wrote this shit
>>574785440Aiiieee im being cucked! Why can't characters have lives outside of you
we're going to get cass 2.0
>>574785412touched a nerve, did i?
>Mintharafag giving very simple (and true) advice about time management>tranny who plays video games all day long
I manage my time very carefully3 hours gooning, not a minute more3 hours funposting in various /vg/ generals, not a minute more3 minutes staring at my steam library and not launching anythiing, not a second more
>>574785338From here onward >>574773128
motherfucking videogames???
>>574785908What crpg are you looking forward to
>RTI really don't like how many skill are governed by INTLore warp and imperium should be under WP
Damn, I don't think any other game has given me as much nigger fatigue as I get from this.
I got the wordle in 3 guesses with a huge jump from 0 greens to all 5 greens because it's one of your favorite words that you say all the time. I laughed out loud when I got it, go do it and you'll laugh too.I'm going to post some ROGUE TRADER later when my time management that you spent the last hour discussing allows me to be free for the afternoon. This thread desperately needs some crpg discussion.
>>574786627
>>574786447Well you are in the Caribbean. Did you want to meet more Epsteins?
>>574786782>Epsteinswhat would his build be?
>>574785561red lucy 2.0*
>>574786889muh barren roasty alcoholic whore tho
>>574786627still not bragging about your successful life with your name on
>>574786853
>>574786627i fucking hate this game
>>574786447aren't they Polynesian or are you one of those all brown = black
What things have you learned in CRPGs that helped you with women in real life?
>>574786782I just want to find Eothas and get the hell out of here.>>574787215Poly what? Yeah, if they're not white, they're black. Or asian, I guess. But these are black, I feel it.
>>574787192This would be anon's crpg character
>>574787360God I love this little game
>>574787360>in real lifenot crpg
>>574787369are you from america?
would you still love Kibellah if she used guns instead of swords?
kibbera sama
>>574787823cute kibbers
>>574787961>>574787961>>574787961
>>574788242is someone going to have a spergy cause its early
>>574787823Slop.>>574788165Based human art.
>>574788475no we understand froggy is desperate to have his daily thread let him have that
>>574788475perhaps
>>574784117if you were actually successful you wouldn’t be this obsessed with punching down. Just fyi it’s obvious to everyone here that you’re projecting your insecurity and that you’re some sort of fat tard that considers a daily walk a monumental achievement >I’m a level 20 champion In normal people world this would be satire, but alas. As if attempting to brag about time management skills on 4channel in the middle of the working day weren’t bad enough, we’re also the independent manager of not one, but two businesses, and describing ourself in the third person as a “successful person” really it’s nauseating how idiotic this all is and I’m embarrassed to be sharing the same online space as you
>>574787192>the average slanesh worshipper
>>574787823I still wouldn't care
