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Fire Warrior Edition

>TWW3- WHAT'S NEXT - Update 9.0 & The Lords of the End Times:
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>Latest Historical News
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>Latest 40K news
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Previous Thread: >>574655587
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I'm extremely gay but want to kill all men too. LL for this feeling?
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imagine the smell
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>>574835363
Easy, Sigvald.
He want to kill anyone uglier than him just for the crime of being ugly. But will absolutely not tolerate anyone possibly being prettier than him.
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>>574835569
what about people who looksmatch him
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>>574835643
He murdered his best friend, threw him out of the top of a tower, because that friend was almost as pretty as he was. Only Sigvald is allowed to be pretty around Sigvald.
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>>574835784
pretty rude ngl to lie
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>>574835301
Ignoring the fact they don't actually look attractive at all tau are probably the worst race to use if you want a giant mommy gf.
That's what kroot are for. Your basic kroot are taller than a space marine and their muscle tissue stronger than that of human's by volume.
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>>574835363
Malekith obviously. He hates all men and forbids em from being sorcerers. He's an obvious twink tho. Why else would his name be MALEkith. Trying too hard to not be a sissy faggot
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>>574835569
>Meant to be an eternal 16 year old
>Looks like Chadicus Maximus had a son with Fabio
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>>574836007
GW is slowly giving in and making canon tau more and more attractive.
Just look at Shadowsun's new model.
>but teh cover of her novel!
No. BL slop isn't canon and the cover art even less so.
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>>574836339
>No. BL slop isn't canon and the cover art even less so.
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>>574836339
>Just look at Shadowsun's new model
The actual model just shows you a rather unattractive face and indicates female tau might have nice hair and nothing else.
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>>574835301
tau are absolutely the lamest xenos
even lamer than eldar though not by much
best xenos are the necrons and the tyranids ofc
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>>574836974
>tau are absolutely the lamest xenos
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>>574837031
obsolete mining equipment doesn't count
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>>574837031
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Guys...where is thanquolfag?
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>>574836974
the worst xenos are sisters of battle(women are not human)
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>>574837272
his reason to live is gone now than trannquol was officially announced
so probably dead
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>>574836212
She's far from "anime waifu" but when Tau used to be depicted as outright ugly and alien, having wrinkled skin and just a patch of protein strands that were their hair equivalent, Shadowsun getting smooth skin and a raised nose is a step in the direction of waifus from where they were.
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>>574836943
models always look kinda funky desuwa
she's still smooth which is one step closer in the anime-ification of the tau
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>>574836974
We'll never get the truly best xenos
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>>574837521
I'm pretty sure unscarred tau have always had smooth skin in art and models for decades.
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>new thread
>activity on pol lvl
>10mins later
>dead
Every time..
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>>574840673
I can post some /pol/ bait if you want /pol/ activity
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>>574840673
There's nothing to talk about. Its been months since the last major DLC. We'll get some more activity thursday with some gameplay reveals for 40k.
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>>574838280
models were always mostly smooth for ease of painting but your pic has some texture on the cheeks. Probably meant to evoke that grizzled look but potentially also the basis for later art that made them all wrinkly like that godawful book cover
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Don't worry Ill cover you Thanquolbro
Thanquol soon, friends!
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Who will be the Thanquol of TW:40K?
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>>574841663
Trazyn
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TRAZYN SOON, FRIENDS.
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ENTER
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How will TW40K handle units with active camouflage?
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>>574842748
Eldrad, Loremaster of Ulthwé!
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>>574842828
Stalk+missile resist/cover bonuses
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Please post your total war reaction images so I can add to my folder
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>>574844250
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When did this general get so dead I left shortly before tides released
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>>574844602
Waiting pattern until Nagash.
The catgirl was the wrong mix of cat and girl to sustain interest for long.
Now it's just replaying the same old campaigns and making mods to keep the crippling existential crisis at bay.
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>*Click primaris intercessors*
>FREE COMPANY MILITIA
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Is Lu Bu the Skarbrand of 3K
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>>574835363
What's the best TW to play Greece? Is there a WH3 mod for it?
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>>574847131
Li Dao will look like that...
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>>574844250
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>>574835569
Made for being TROLLED...just like Tails
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>>574848887
I want to shag fire dragons daughter
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>>574836974
nucrons are literally just reddit chungus robot eldar
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>>574849278
>fire dragons daughter
her?
I thought she was one of Zhao Ming's girls
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>>574837031
i assumed these guys were abhumans
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>>574850352
No he's talking about the fictional intepretation of Lu Bu's daughter
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>>574815301
how is there no ogre image of that yet, making fun of settra with his million titles? (sorry for double posting like this 4chan jannies)
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>Cenobites
>Vampires
>Melnibonéans
>Hutt
>CyberPunks
>Anime edgelords
>Mad scientists
>Pirates
>Gladiators
Sickest faction ever, TW40k can't add them quickly enough
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>>574850408
They technically are but they're also all clones that have had their eugenics guided by AI for at least ten thousand years so they're not getting the abhuman treatment from the imperium at least.
And GW lumps them in with xenos because they don't have a category for a technically human faction that isn't aligned with the imperium or chaos. I guess "xenos" is just the "everything else" category then.
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Just beat 4 empire armies with Archaon's army, I love perfect vigour Chosenmannii with 90 MD
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>>574851353
>ayo we wuz drukhari n sheit
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>>574837031
this race is so bland, boring and generic it actually makes me mad
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>>574851542
That's to be expected from a from scratch race by current GW. I wouldn't be surprised if votann art is traced over AI prompts of "science fiction dwarves" that GW threw at some of their artists.
Don't know why they hate helmets so fucking much either.
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Are any of the AI mods for WH3 worth using? I see theres a lot of them
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>>574852169
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2792395073
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3594429287
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>>574851542
the problem is age of wonders beat them to the punch with making space dwarfs interesting
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>>574835301
>Fire Warrior Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw_s3naZf5c&list=RDBw_s3naZf5c&start_radio=1
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>>574853217
Triumph Studios doesn't fuck around
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>>574836339
>No. BL slop isn't canon and the cover art even less so.
>But that edit from Reddit about Shadowsun fat tities IS.
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>>574855661
yes
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how will allied recruitment work in 40k?
will they keep the autistic who can ally who chart rules or keep it simple?
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>>574856080
You're not getting chaos space marines in your imperium armies.
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>>574856080
They didn't do it in Warhammer Fantasy, they won't do it here.
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>>574856080
>chaos demons are allies with imperial guard
Yeah right. I also hang out with great unclean ones at the bar.
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alright, what if
>ally chorfs as dorfs
>if the manlets stand to close together they start brawling
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>>574856610
It's probably for traitor guard
Blood pact chads wya
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>>574856080
this says space marines are battle brothers with tau
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>>574857175
wouldn't that just.. make them chaos? I don't know shit about 40k lore but if a human goes over to chaos, they are chaos. There is no back.
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>>574857358
In the older editions where you would find this chart chaos was just demons and marines, but could take guard as allied reinforcements
I may be remembering it wrong, that was over 15 years ago
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>>574856610
GW canon > your head canon
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>>574857358
Anything chaos aligned but not a chaos space marine or a daemon or dark mechanicus or a chaos knight tends to get lumped into something called the lost and the damned.
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they don't know i'm only using chaos to further my goals and am not a pathetic puppet of the gods like them... heh...
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>>574856080
>Dark eldar and eldar are battle brothers
>Tau and space marines are battle brothers
>Tau and eldar are battle brothers
>Tau and Chao are desperate allies to allies of conscience
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Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't have a caster capable of casting purple sun in every one of my vampire counts armies.
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>>.574822478
>Horde
Beastmen (all)
Lizardmen (Nakai only)
>semi-Horde
Vampire Coast (all)
Dwarf (Malakai only)
High Elves (Aislinn only)
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>>574858862
Wind of Death is better
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>>574858903
Oopsie
>>>574822478
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>>574859904
>>574858903
Oopsie x 2
>>>574823179
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>>574858903
>>574859904
My Razorgore chariot just lost 1v1 against some welf archers....
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Beastmemes were never known for intelligence.
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>>574856080
Restricted. Imperium should only be able to ally with other Imperium and Eldar/Votann & Maybe Tau. Everyone else should be auto war (I know they work with Blood axes and some Drukhari mercs, but maybe that could be a subfaction trait)
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>>574860019
did you try to parallel park right in front of them?
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I wonder will I finish painting my Ork set before TW:40K releases.
Gonna have merch for the best faction in TW:40K in advance.
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Another display of ungor excellency
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>>574860164
Nigga what? Do they have these boxed sets for all the factions now? I havent bought anything from gw in years. If so, about damn time they made a kit with the models + paints. Im so jaded from endless greytide
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>>574836212
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>>574860873
Models + paints is just the "combat patrol" for Orks and Marines as of now.
It's their half from starter set plus paints, brush and texture spreading tool.
Idk will they do the same for other factions or is this just for starters
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>>574860949
reminds me of this 15 year old
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>>574861327
Also Orks got the vast majority of their Armaggedon set, literally missing the walker mech and Big Boss/Bannernob/Painboy
When compared to previous launch box vs starter set mini counts, this is pretty good.
Also starter set is great includes bunch of terrain plus gameboard
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>>574849009
Is your frontline lategame as Norsca meant to be fimir?
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>>574862221
>late game norsca
Lord and 19 war mammoths
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>>574836339
>>574835301
>F*re cast
Cringe!
Earth and Water are the only reasonable castes for Relationships
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>>574836007
Wouldn't that be Eldar?
They are hundrerds or in some cases thousands of years old and are 2+ meters tall
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>>574862617
They are schizos though
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>>574863073
Get a laid back Corsair
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How does this affect Total War: 40k
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>>574863307
In no way. The only thing that matters is mini releases/what's going to legends
They aren't gonna translate TT balance to vidya
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>no news
wh3 dlc support was canceled or something?
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>>574863696
3rd week of September... ;-;
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>>574861615
The word balloon text is copypasted from the manga.
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>>574863462
Legends doesn't matter either, they're adding retroactive support for Legend units. The only thing it might influence is order of being added for DLCs.
They added old shit for WH3.
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Which Primarchs are we most excited for?
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this mod is the tits for playing as the helves: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3762264147 every loss you take inflicts long term damage to your growth and economy. i'm doing an Imrik campaign and the amount of planning and engagement with the game mechanics population management forces me into is genuinely fantastic. you can't shit out crapstack/doomstack armies with your busted economy anymore to clobber the enemy's main forces and then rapidly take their settlements or else your economy goes into the shitter and you can't sustain armies. ambushing and actually using the court intrigue mechanic (with a mod to make disposition automatically trigger wars at -200 so opinion manipulation actually means shit) to minimize losses is really important. so is building coalitions and controlling the amount of wars you get in. the only downside is that it doesn't affect the main helf factions and they take over the their corner of the world. but with how powerful chaos is in these recent patches, i'm genuinely having a a roller coaster of a time managing the order coalition in the old world with tiny, elite armies making strategic interventions where absolutely necessary.
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>>574864000
Dorn because I always play tall and defensively
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>>574862617
Eldar are smaller and weaker than kroot on average.
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>other game threads on the tw reddit
>barely any replies
>fantasy threads
>some replies
>40k threads
>SO MANY REPLIES
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Which LL should I cosplay as
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>>574863920
My guess is.
>Units in tabletop are in
>New units from 40k and Kill team are in
>Old as fuck units that have no plans of being brought to modern standards are in at the end of the game's life.
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>>574865226
Historical games are "solved". There's nothing to discuss or debate because we have the facts of everything laid out for us. 40k is a setting in the far future with elements that ensure there's always going to be unreliable narrators giving every bit of lore to us, which ensures people can continue to disagree about everything which drives discussion
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Gotta get me some elf bitches later today
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>>574865903
always knew N'kari browsed this thread
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I suppose it's fair to assume that CA will add all armybooks factions, since cross-promotion is a big thing now.
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Behold your alliance sheet, deviation from this will result in a mandated edict of mercy sanction
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>TWW2 update
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>>574835301
humans aren't allowed to be fire warriors, right?
they're some auxilaries, I thought
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>>574854687
this game is pure meh, really mid, I actually regret buying it on Steam a bit

but boy are the aesthethics cool, the cover especially
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>>574866583
Yeah, they're auxiliaries, but I think they get given the same gear as fire warriors? Kroots and vespids don't because they need something more specialized for their shapes and capabilities, but humans are almost identical to Tau.
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>>574866696
the glaze
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>>574835301
>CONSOLE
>R
>T
>S
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>>574865247
Alberic
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>Ulthwe
>Tau
>Orks
What's even the point of playing anyone else?
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>>574867046
Nobody will be able to afford PCs soon, it's a sensible business move
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>>574865247
feet!
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>>574866583
Humans, not being tau, are not part of the tau caste system, meaning they cannot be fire caste and so cannot be fire warriors as a literal classification.
But, having generally similar physical attributes and usually being given the same equipment as fire warriors, they can be readily deployed identically to fire warriors and look very similar to fire warriors.
>>574866757
Elite kroot, notably shapers, are actually given access to pulse rifles by the tau military.
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>>574837272
I was sleeping, friend.
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there's smth rly kino about the tau design, while the eldar design lacks, but eldar look 10/10 on some units like the warp spider art someone posted here the other day, but their basic guardians are really shitty and zesty
while pulse rifles and fire warriors in general are 10/10 basic units

basically eldar are held back by now lame guardians n prism tanks and the basic wraithlords are, while they also have some elite designs
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How do you go from this...

To THIS? >>574866253
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>>574867921
50% of that list is chaosshit that can be comfortably folded into 1 faction
besides skaven (which no one likes) and lizardmen which fled to another galaxy, 40k has all those races lol
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now that modern doctrines are no problem
Total War: Command & Conquer when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsE
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>>574868010
>50% of that list is chaosshit that can be comfortably folded into 1 faction
Same can be said for space marines and chaos in 40k
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>>574868498
i mean true
but there's a lot more potential for sub factions from the existing factions
shitton of necron dynasties with their own shit (more than tomb kangz) + craft worlds and eldar sub-species + hive fleets etc

40k is just massive so u can shit out anything, fantasy is limited by existing army books from 30 years ago
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>>574868498
Well I'm pretty sure space marines have been one faction in almost every 40k video game with factions.
It's tabletop and video games heavily inspired by tabletop that try to do the army list per space marine chapter thing.
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>>574841584
Thanks for covering for me, friend.
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>>574868197
Red Alert is much better than the main games
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>>574866583
>>574866757
>>574867720
What the hell would you even call them? Gue'vesa Levies?
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>>574868983
They'd be auxiliaries like the other non-tau aliens, no?
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>>574868937
eh, true, but there is no RTS with better atmosphere than tiberian sun, period, I played it through for the first time a few months ago, amazing experience, even tho red alert 2 is the better game in every other way, sun will be more memorable longterm I feel because it's just ludokino atmosphere and setting (idk what that means but I just assume its for a tier above "kino")
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>>574868197
Not a bad idea at all.
They'd have to make a ton of new factions to populate a game map though.
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>>574868983
Gue'vesa. The "vesa" part already implies they're helping the Tau. If they were just any humans, it'd be Gue'la. Gue'vesa auxiliaries if you want to specify that they're helping as soldiers.
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>>574869060
Sure but even auxiliaries have titles in addition to their species designation. Carnivores, Stingwings, etc.
>>574869086
Is that how it works? I barely ever see lore about Gue'vesa.
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>>574868754
Space Marines will certainly be one faction here as well, but each specific lord will have their specific units
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>>574864000
Konrad Kurze is my fuarking hero
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>>574869154
>I barely ever see lore about Gue'vesa.
Because GW, in their infinite wisdom, for some fucking reason, keep neglecting the auxiliaries side of Tau lore and instead keep going all in on big mecha units.

Which mind you, I find the mechs just as cool as the next guy, but they're just increasingly bigger and fancier cool mechs while auxiliaries are the ones that can add narrative interest to the Tau. It's basically the only well known place in the setting where different xenos species don't just coexist but even thrive together.
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>>574869171
It'll just be like how shimazu doesn't get katana samurai, they get shimazu katana samurai.
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>>574869075
you have like 4 main factions with nod, GDI, mutants and scrin
you can make a shitton of sub factions with those, kane's wrath already half the work with the steel talons being TS gdi with walkers and oldschool doctrine with the current GDI and the science GDI also being their own things, nod being split into black hand and normal etc

underrated setting, red alert is cool but.... its just cold war
imo CA don't even have the balls to do 20th century+ total wars due to the politics
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>>574869319
>imo CA don't even have the balls to do 20th century+ total wars due to the politics
That and retard faggot journalists that have to make clickbait articles incessantly
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>>574868937
Red alert 3 was the start of my fitfu fetish with gina carano. Tim curry was icing on the cake. God bless that game
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>>574869521
for me its the polish bitch from 2 (all red alert girls are hotties tho in all the games)
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>>574869154
They have very disproportionately high popularity considering GW never talks about them and hasn't bothered to give them a unit sheet in over ten years.
Human troops in general are just referred to as gue'vesa, though they have a couple additional ranks according to veterancy and such.
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>>574869689
Very true. The series could simply not be made or even remade today
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only 1 enemy left of the c*rthage ilk
then i just wanna build up for like 20 turns but ik some clowns will declare
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>>574869705
I still don't understand why they don't make models for human auxiliaries. It's easy money.
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>>574869297
if they wanted tau to make money they would make this
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>>574869297
>It's basically the only well known place in the setting where different xenos species don't just coexist but even thrive together.
Well that's true. The Interex sure as hell isn't coming back.
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>>574869875
it used to be that attractive talentless but with looks american white girls auditioned for every gig they could find, often ones in nerdy properties which objectified them a lil bit but they dind't give a shit

now that whole class of women is just on onlyfans, every single one, this was cataclysmic for the boothbabe archetype, driving them to near total extinction
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>>574869297
>It's basically the only well known place in the setting where different xenos species don't just coexist but even thrive together.
We can't have that! After all, in the grim future of the 41st millenium there is only war. Warhammer, no peacemallet okay?
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is tau milk blue
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>>574869951
>It's easy money
Well you see, they actually recommend buying both guardsmen and fire warriors specifically for gue'vesa kitbashes.
That's twice the money right there.
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>>574869297
Yeah it's weird how they've done so little with the concept. The Tau should be the best faction to introduce minor xenos races in, and the confederate nature of the faction also means you can justify their presence in battles all over the galaxy despite the tau's relatively small territory. On top of that you have depth with internal strife on the tau supremacist vs alien NATO subfactions, both of which are reflected on tabletop with their own versions of army lists.

And then GW goes and releases space dwarfs as their own faction again and completely ignores that there was already a faction of them allied with the tau that they could have been reintroduced through
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I did forget the dark eldar and their snake buddies. But bonding through relentlessly torturing everyone is kinda suspect.

>>574870074
RIP in pieces. Fucking Erebus man.
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>>574870073
>not tau cunny
I sleep
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>>574870291
tho ik i posted red alert 3 but this actually wasn't the case that much, since most of those women are actors and they spent a shitton of money on known faces for RA3, part of the reason why it couldn't recoup the costs lol, the game had a ton of other famous male actors too cept curry

its true for RA2 and countless other games and shows in the 00s however
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>>574870307
Yes that is correct. The point of the Tau is that they're a pre-fall empire. Not that they're antiethic to the entire premise of the setting.
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>>574870291
Also very true. There's no need to suck producer cock for a chance at fame when onlyfans exists or athleisure brands will pay you to post workout clips on instagram.
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>>574869297
>>574870438
i'm pretty sure GW hate the tau and regret introducing them, too moral, now besides the new grimderp lore fluff they're tryinna soft rewrite the whole faction
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>>574870438
The demiurg that were allied with the tau and introduced in battlefleet gothic have in fact been squatted/retconned into being votann all along.
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I dont know how to play beastmemes and what to recruit
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>>574870612
kek every 40k tard says this when their favorite faction gets portrayed negatively in this supposedly grimdark setting
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>>574870612
aren't they popular on TT. GW neither whales care about the lore.
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>>574870612
I don't think that's true or else why expand on farsight and give him his own subfaction instead of just saying he died on the way back to his own planet
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>>574870770
the paradox is you can't have a truly grimdark setting with how popular warhammer has gotten and how GW wanna push it to be evne more mainstream
you literally cannot, its fundamentally not compatible, so they just larp with grimderp shit
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>>574870612
They work best when they're portrayed as ruthlessly pragmatistic in the pursuit of their ideals but then you get "THATS FROM A TTRPG/VIDEO GAME IT DOESNT COUNT" in response
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>>574870737
minotaurs and extra large minotaurs
charge into the enemy army or draw them into a forest and then charge them if you're feeling extra tactical
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>>574870796
Yes they are. Especially this edition. But I'd bet that's mostly waacfagging and not diehard fans of the faction
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>>574870874
farsight's faction is part of it.... he wants to genocide humans n shit
it makes the tau darker
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>>574870998
my point being, as long as they draw dimes why would GW care about them being not grimderp enough
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>>574871056
Farsight has an entire planet dedicated to hosting humans that abandoned the Imperium.
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>>574870737
>Khazrak
Minotaurs
>Morghur
Minotaurs
>Malagor
Minotaurs
>Taurox
Minotaurs
hope this helps
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>>574871056
>he wants to genocide humans n shit
He literally has three fucking planets of humans in his domain that he works with. This isn't even the first time I see this claim that Farsight is actually super racist and I have yet to see anyone actually point out at where that's ever been said, because all evidence and actual written lore points to the contrary.
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I always read about Norsca being OP and broken but I fail to see why.

Granted I'm a noob that plays campaigns on Normal difficulty, and I find Norsca very fun, but I don't see how they're particularly overpowered. Are people talking about in multiplayer? Throgg's campaign is pretty faceroll, I will admit.
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>guys here's my oc faction they're noblebright and want to spread 90s nato human rights and use ai with no drawbacks and accept xenos and theyre immune to chaos and they have huge milky tits
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RAA ROOOO
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>>574871168
>>574871286
ngl that's just what I've heard and it comes up every time in talks about farsight that he hates humans idk the source lmao, he definitely doesn't let them serve in his armies tho right?
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>>574869521
Gem of a game
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>>574871346
>and they have huge milky tits
And that's all they need to hook me and justify their existence
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WHAT
how does this unit cap work
no more than 4 baleric slingers in the whole playthrough?
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>>574871346
As a small tits enjoyer I am immune to their wiles.
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My favorite 40k factions are IG, Orks, Necrons, and Tau. They could be the only factions in TW40k and I'd be content
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>>574871346
>>574871369
Farsight is the Big Boss of 40k, the Enclaves are Outer Heaven. He's a rogue and a "traitor" to everyone else. He's one of the few Tau to come to understand the true nature of Chaos and nearly fell to it himself, and relies entirely on a bizarre xenotech weapon he doesn't understand to live. Something's kept him alive on purpose for a reason we can only speculate at.
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>>574871369
Again, there's literally zero actual written lore on Farsight not liking humans, in fact all evidence points to him finding it even easier to work with gue'vesa than the main empire itself, since he dedicates a BIG chunk of his enclave territory to hosting humans. It seems to just be some rumor spread from someone who's butthurt about him being the last bastion of simple and disinterested morality in the setting.

If there's any particular species Farsight does hate, it's the orks.
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>>574871535
the tau tits meme comes from the fact they evolved from a bovine creature, but they're quite aerodynamic
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>>574871528
oh
its for the recruited ones
you can still get em as mercs and they look different than the recruited ones
meh
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>>574871616
Wasn't it because he has a magic sword that transfers the remaining lifespan of the entities it kills to the wielder?
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>>574871616
>>574871790
>Farsight is "What if Samurai Jack founded Outer Heaven".
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>>574871790
Yeah it's "chronophagic" or some bullshit, and possibly a relic from the War In Heaven. Definitely seems like something the Necrontyr would make if you ask me.
>>574871878
Yeah that's basically the gist of it.
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>>574864000
genuine lore question: is Malcador an incel or just genuinely fucking retarded?
I'm serious, he actually says at one point the Emperor should have made daughters instead, either he's being depicted as detatched from reality or whomever wrote that clearly has no idea how vicious women can be to each other

if the Emperor had decided to make daughters instead of sons the infighting would have been even worse, the Hathor Heresy would have still happened but this time the sisters would be calling each other fat as well
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>>574871949
hv's lvtvrvllv mv...
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>>574871949
wasn't it written by a dude who kept wanting to introduce femstodes to trigger the chuds? Dan Abbeth or something. Tho he's the same who gave us Erda aka the galaxy biggest woman moment
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>>574871852
I look like this irl
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>>574872064
abnet is one of the best 40k writers nigga
feminist or not
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>>574871949
>>574872064
also sex with the Lioness or the Lion
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>>574870612
They cant hate them that much if they made catahy which you should have genuine reason to hate all around.
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>>574872164
I forgive his virtue signalling (he probably raped someone to do so much) because he wrote The First Heretic (or maybe I think of ADB)
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>>574872196
they have no choice but to appeal to cathay and treat them with respect
china will destroy GW otherwise
it's a chinapilled franchise now
chinese haven't really found themselves in tau or latched onto them as much, so they aren't under their protection
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>>574864000
The only ones from the loyalists I'm not too sold on are Ferrus and Lion.
When it comes to traitor primarchs, I like Alpharius, Magnus, Angron and Fulgrim.
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>>574866253
>more marines than half the roster
GW is so retarded and the people that buy marines even mores so
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>>574871878
LONG AGO ON A DISTANT PLANET I, A'KU, THE FATE SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT, A FOOLISH FIRE WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
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if araby came out today they'd just be spearmanii because magic carpets and djinn would be a hecking racist orientalism
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>>574871593
The importance of faction variety is having variety in the kinds of enemies you face. One of the strengths of WH3 is that the game basically plays totally differently if you're facing off against Khorne, Empire or Ogres. For 40k, the more factions they can fit the better. I'm sure IG's approach to gunning down a horde of charging melee orks will be different to its approach to winning ranged superiority against Tau which will be different to its approach to containing Dark Eldar mobility and so on. The more unique factions you can face, the more facettes of your own faction get to shine.

I'd argue this is the biggest issue with the likes of Shogun 2, Napoopan and Rome 2. Every enemy faction plays essentially the same so there's essentially one kind of battle you repeat for the entire campaign.
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>>574864000
>>574871949
fem-sanguinius mogs
cool as fuck character too
blood angels are def the coolest legion but that whole blood rage thing is kinda retarded and I honestly don't even understand it
how does it work again
they sometimes get the urge that they have a wound where sangunius was stabbed and go into schizo rage berserk mode and kill until it stops?
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>>574872478
the only true major gameplay diff between facing different factions in WH is whether you have to bother dealing with strong artillery or not
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>>574872391
they are the main characters of the setting. if you like the enemy npc factions that's okay but don't get angry about it.
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>>574872457
Bullshit, magic carpets and djinni type stuff is one of the coolest mythologies in the world and a lot of arabians do reclaim it as own culture. What would be criticized is shit like Sultan Jaffar.

Besides, if they made Cathay out to have a ton of chinese tropes as well and Cathay is still relatively new, they wouldn't shy away so much from representing arabs as arabs. No, the reason we don't get Araby is simply because they don't think there's a market for it.
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>>574872606
Weak bait
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>>574872482
They are psykicly linked to sanguinius via the transformation into a space marine sharing his blood, this occasionally induces a hallucination that makes them believe they are sangunius fighting in his final hours and warps their perceived reality to make certain entities near them appear to be sanguinius' foes.
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>>574872294
so funny western franchises still try to court these bugs a bit
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>>574872457
They'd be unarmed non-combatants because arabs were never the aggressors ever in history and committed 0 beheadings or honour killings or Jizya and everywhere that they spread (peacefully of course) was a multicultural paradise of ethnic and religious tolerance.

And if you suggest otherwise they'll behead you in the streets of London.
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>>574872868
unlike west pigs which creamapi and bitch n moan all the time chinese are fine with paying for content especially DLC since they're used to gacha model gaming for years now, that and they're a huge market, they're courted more than just "a bit"
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>>574872391
Space Marine chapters aren't unique rosters, they're just a paint job and occasionally some unique flavour heroes/abilities.
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>>574872794
They know there is a market for kislev on tabletop but still delayed it to rewrite it so they wouldn't catch flak for seeming pro-russian. They also said they hired a chinese culture sensitivity team when designing cathay. They are absolutely 100% worried about the way people perceive a new faction
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>>574869297
Commorragh ?
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>>574872482
In a psychic sort of way, Sanguinius is alive and this kinda bad for his geneseed marines. His battle with Horus before his demise became a cool VR video that everyone of his stock can potentially enjoy sometime in the future.
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>>574873057
>unlike west pigs which creamapi and bitch n moan all the time chinese are fine with paying for content especially DLC since they're used to gacha model gaming for years now
Like all that three kingdoms DLC they bought.
Oh wait.
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>>574872794
The mods kinda prove there is. If they wanted to do a big Tilea/Estalia push which I think they could, dogs of war could be a big part of it and they could really expand on other factions as mercenaries. Table top or game I just want more junk to kitbash with
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>>574873225
they didn't buy that cause it sucked
those "500 years in the past" type DLCs always flop in TW cause they're too undercooked
like rise of the samurai
FOTS was a rare exception just cause everyone loves gunpowder
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>>574872794
Cathay is a white bread with no butter faction with no edge or salt. if it had been made even 10 years earlier it would look completely different.
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I really hate this fucking cheating ai

>sitting in ambush stance with comfy 100% chance
>enemy wont leave their settlement for 5 turns
>leave with my ambush army
>enemy instantly runs out and razes my settlement
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>>574873094
Those 'chinese cultural sensitivity teams' are normal for any company working with China. They're plants handpicked by the CCP who get a say in general governance of the company in exchange for not getting banned from China. They don't actually perform any cultural sensitivity or regulatory compliance, they just exist so that the Party has a direct line to any company working in China and an excuse to ban them if they feel like it.
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Where do you think each of the LotET lords will start? Boris seems obvious but idk about the others
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damn, maybe these things are worth the huge costs, 2 squads insta routed

an elephant or two died tho :(
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>>574873313
FotS had the benefit that the basic foundation for the game was already built by Napoleon. By virtue of the era, you don't need a tonne of unique model and animation work because everyone's in uniform. They still managed to royally fuck up naval warfare, though.
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I just phoned the CCP and showed them a picture of Nagash and they told me they're going to ban all GW slop in China and sue CA for false advertising
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>>574873607
problem is the ai forgot to build pigmanii
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>>574872865
Doesn't that imply that sanguinis is somehow still alive? Why would they keep having flashbacks from a dead man?
He sounds like he's in stasis and reliving his final battle over and over.
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>>574873730
Fake. Their phone operators have gone home for the day
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>>574873607
Elephants are very strong vs infantry since they're one of the few units in R2 that cause Terror. But they're useless vs cavalry because all their damage is mass-based.
Just remember to use them like chariots and never leave them in melee.
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>>574873149
>>574870456
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>>574873398
The funniest is in the Shogun 2 era where they AI always automatically knows where all your ambushing armies are and knows whether the ambush chance will roll a success. It will literally split a single unit of ashigaru off of its army and send it to trigger the ambush, then dogpile the now-revealed army.
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>>574873987
they're p good, this time none died
great for breaking these annoying pikeman or hoplite formations
FUCK SACRED BAND
glad carthage is gone
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>>574873607
>Got Anno 117 recently.
>tfw in the campaign mode, the emperor forces you to go to Albion with an elephant in your tiny ass ship
>tfw you then just forget about it and leave it there, in a strange land it's not adapted for, with no other elephants for company

Sad prööh.
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>>574874335
holy prooh dude
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i started getting this - emp maintanence skill on literally all my generals
with 3 levels I can see my income jump by 1k for every general
insane value
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Why didn't CA try to promote the shitty Troy game with Nolan's shitty flick
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>>574871343
They are not.
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Why does Attila on normal feel so much more difficult than warhammer on very hard
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>>574874571
cause it is? attila is the hardest game BY far, too hard to be fun some would say
only like 3-4 factions can be considered "easy"
shit like saxons
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>>574819130
every single province has the -industry income effect
so where tf should I put industry lmao
maybe northern europe places don't have this debuff? i guess
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>>574871343
They are a top 2 faction in domination together with slaanesh and i believe they're also quite good on LB too, i don't play that one much.
They just have very efficient units in almost all roles(bearmen+berserks+jav cav+most of the monster/beast stuff) so they statcheck the fuck out of most other factions while still being quite fast
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>>574874860
alright how tf is the sahara desert province suitable for food production? silly
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>>574872064
>ho kept wanting to introduce femstodes to trigger the chuds?
Wasn't that Aaron Demski-Bowden?
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>>574875339
I stand corrected, checked and it's Indeed ADB
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look at my chud son balding at 25 man
he's lucky I arranged that blonde bitch into marrying him, prob some prime gallic p
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>>574874571
For all its faults the movie has the cyclops being a big monster with one eye that eats people and not a large lad wearing an elephant skull so it's definitely the better adaptation.
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>>574875469
oh... maybe she really is a gaul
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>>574875254
according to herodotus their historical export was "troglodyte ethiopian slaves"
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>>574875254
Oasis.
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>>574874689
>>574874571
I played alans and made a comfy little kingdom around the black sea
Idk if it was harder but it was definitely slower
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>>574875481
Im going to fuck your skull you little whore
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>>574874571
Because it is? Aside from the obvious that Attila's campaign mechanics are more feast or famine than WH, your replenishment is a lot lower so even if you can win individual battles you have to be careful to not get ground down over multiple fights and destroyed. In WH3 as long as your doomstack can consistently win you'll be at pretty much full strength every fight. In Attila you may have to concede ground to preserve an army's fighting strength. You have more pieces on the board but generally have to put more thought into where they go and what they do in relation to each other.
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>>574875851
if you're not in the way of the random hordes n huns raiding and pissing and razing all across central europe its chill, that's why fringe factions are the easiest
the jewish yemeni kingdoms whatever they were called is a cool run, they also look really cool, himyar
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>>574875107
Oh it's a multiplayer thing, got it.
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IT'S SO GOOFY WHEN THIS HAPPENS lmao
now i'll have to worry about new borders
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>>574876378
what the fuck? dignitaries can do that?
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>>574873575
In the new opened part of the map.
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>>574876572
Mein Fuhrer...
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>>574876461
yeah, it happened twice in one turn this time, also got some settlement from egypt
between this and sometimes randomly bringing in 10k gold sending em is quite worth
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>>574875481
>Tell me about Polyphemus, why does he wear that mask?
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Every faction should have one LL that works like an horde army desu
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QUICKLY
SWIFTLY
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>>574879980
Being able to let go of earthly attachments like defending territory is pretty comfy tbdesu.
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When ?
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>>574880218
more like the total war 4x management mechanics are unfun and gay
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>>574880613
Never
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>>574880613
Post end times DLC.
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>>574879980
Name one lord from each race that should lead a horde faction.
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>>574882192
gimme a list of the races
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>>574882192
nta but Kurt Helborg could be that lord for empire. He could be Aislinn reskin.
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>>574882192
Markus
Repanse
Jackie Chan
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Nakai is an annoying campaign on VH since you have to fight Dark Elves who zip through your teriotry and retake cities with black Arks
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>>574882748
The AI factions that accompany him and Aislinn need to be tweaked to not be so fucking pathetic. They don't have to be powerful and conquer shit on their own, but they need to be able to put up a fight and at least take their own cities back so you aren't expected to have horde armies all over the place for defense without the bonuses of a garrison or having to constantly backtrack.
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>>574844250
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>>574882192
Wurzzag
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>>574844250
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>>574844250
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You okay over there, Durthu?
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>>574875481
retardbro...
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>>574879980
>>574858903
>>574882192
>Empire
Markus or Vokmar
>Greenskin
Gitilla da Hunter or Wurrzag
>Dwarfs
Josef Bugman or the White Dwarf
>Vampire Counts
Ghorst
>Wood Elves
Naieth or Araloth
>Bretonnia
Tristan or Repanse or Alberic
>Dark Elves
Tullaris or Lokhir
>Skaven
Thanquol or Skretch Half-Dead-
>Tomb Kings
Khatep or Amanhotep the Intolerant
>Cathay
Yin-Yin or Mung or Bhashiva
>Kislev
Boris
>Ogres
Ghark Ironskin or Golgfag
>Chaos Dwarfs
Tordrek Hackhart or Zhatan the Black
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>>574882442
>gimme a list of the races
https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Total_War:_Warhammer_Wiki
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>>574882192
Funny story, the other day I was thinking CA could make a campaign for Josef Bugman that goes
>Start as a horde.
>Start out in the Mountains of Mourn, near that dwarven karak.
>Early game more narrative style campaign where you run around the world looking for clues for the gobbo warlord that destroyed the brewery.
>After completing whatever number of goals, you get quest battle to defeat him and settle the grudge.
>Grudge settled, you are now allowed to settle, and whichever settlement you first pick gets a unique "Bugman's Brewery" landmark.
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>>574835301
A w40 gaming shop I went for an interview asked me to pick between two miniatures without even seeing them. No info. I picked one, never showed me either, told me I'm not the right one. Are all of you like this?
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>>574887090
Why don't you go ask /tg/? They're the ones who play tableslop.
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>>574887090
can you secondaries just fuck off already?
how is that shitpost related to total war in any capacity? at least the lorefags pretend to care about the game when they post softcore alien girls
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>>574844250
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>>574887090
I wish I could work in a nerdy place like that but sadly I'm in a 3rd world shithole
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>>574844250
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NEWS NEWS NEWS https://x.com/totalwar/status/2079960701297152428
Tomorrow at 3:30 BST is a 40k stream
They will be discussing ranged combat, an english version of the chink battle and discussing 40k exclusive battle mechanics. They also mentioned "guests" which i'm assuming means some CC shills will also be present.
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>>574888943
I'll be busy with Grim Dawn expansion.
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>>574888943
soitek as per usual
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>>574889143
Based. For me it will be Berserker and Nightblade.
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>>574873963
Sanguinius could see the future but not as good as Kurze so his marines have a risk of tapping into that and seeing the end of the rope. Also he kinda is alive but not really and haunts Dante or something, I dunno I've never really read any of the Blood Angels books
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>>574886821
>Josef Bugman that goes
>looking for clues for the gobbo warlord that destroyed the brewery.
Git Guzzler?
https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Git_Guzzler

>Git Guzzler is huge for a Goblin, his mighty girth allowing him to push round his diminutive kin and even bully weak-willed Orcs to do his bidding. He is also a fierce and dirty fighter, prone to outbursts of needless anger, which he often takes out on his nearest unfortunate minion.

>"The Git" as he is sometimes known, is miserable and prone to bouts of violent anger, brought on when he is drunk on his brews or sobering from their effects. Git Guzzler and any unit he leads are immune to panic.
He would be a fun legendary hero for the greenskins imo.
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WHY DO THEY CALL HIM DANIEL
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>>574889542
Yep, Git Guzzler. I actually couldn't remember for a moment if it was Git Guzzler or the Black Gobbo, but the Black Gobbo is Grombrindal's personal enemy not Bugman's.
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>>574890394
Because when Warhammer 3 hadn't released yet and they were showing off the Demon Prince mechanics and gear and had to pick a name for him on campaign start, they decided to jokingly call him Daniel and it's stuck.
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>>574890394
Who?
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But why didn't they just call him Yuri?
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>>574890980
Because Daniel is funnier.
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>>574890980
Because that name is already taken. By me.
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>>574888943
>They also mentioned "guests"
Probably that literally who that was at announcement https://www.youtube.com/live/d-BDeU3R5ic?si=W94euvU9h7-WARri&t=10250
Also Henry Cavill sooner or later. He already said he plays Total War: Warhammer. He will show up for it for sure.
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>>574891047
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>>574890980
We don't dead name here sis.
Warhammer is for everyone
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>>574871852
Would you betray the Emprah for Tau cunny?
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>>574891134
I think him being le gamer man is mostly just an act. He is entering has been actor stage at this point so he needs something to keep his name in peoples mind.
No I don't think he is a bad dude but I don't trust famous people in the slightest.
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>>574891385
Isn't the entire point of the empire that it fucking SUCKS to be a citizen? So with that in mind, is that even a question?
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>>574835301
Chaos boys, how we feelin?
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>>574891470
He's been a known le gamer man since the peak of his career dude. It isn't something he whipped up recently
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>>574891470
Yeah, I think so too. At best he is post 8th Edition convert. Regardless, I expect him in TW:40K sooner or later anyway.
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>>574891543
sometimes you endure hardship for the greater good faggot, the imperium is the only way humanity survives longterm in such a hostile universe, ever heard of sacrifice and duty? not everyone's a hedonist
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>>574891679
can you repost this without the awful vodkarunes
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>>574891679
I used the wrong version, fuck you Tzeentch
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>>574891801
>for the greater good
uhhhhhhhhh so t'au it is then
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I'm taking over these dudes through diplomacy.... why the fuck would you give me such an important settlement
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>>574891973
this is the woman that's taken over 2 of em
probably using some non-savoury means...
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>>574891857
Don't mind me, just slightly shuffling all of your image folder pics around so your muscle memory fucks you over.

Also that one pic that's incredibly relevant but only for niche situations? I just moved it from it's usual folder to the family photos one.
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>>574891973
>>574892165
kek nvm
3rd time wasn't the charm
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>>574890980
warhammercels can't handle yuri
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>>574893015
Wait a minute that nose...
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>>574890394
Daniel (Aramaic and Hebrew: דָּנִיֵּאל, romanized: Dānīyyēʾl, lit.'God is my Judge'.

WH3 Daniel is constantly being judged by gods of chaos if he's worthy of their gifts.
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>Ghosts
>*use ladders*
>Zombies
>*suffer from poison*
>Skeletons
>*(very tired)*
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Here be leaks:
>Customization will have a fuckton of trinkets to add to your commanders, each faction is pretty fleshed out.
>Updates will bring more customization options for different subfactions, like in space marine 2, but for more than marines
>Chaos is the first DLC then Nids
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hm...
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>>574896103
For a second I thought you edited random profile pics of people from facebook or something into the pic
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>>574894929
What about their appearance, are custom commanders gender locked?
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>>574894929
>Chaos is the first DLC then Nids
I assume because in the real 40k game chaos daemons is 1 faction (not separated between the gods like in total war warhammer) I'm guessing in 40k total war they will also be 1 faction?
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>>574894929
>Customization will have a fuckton of trinkets to add to your commanders, each faction is pretty fleshed out.
Based
>Updates will bring more customization options for different subfactions, like in space marine 2, but for more than marines
Also based
>Chaos is the first DLC then Nids
Slightly dissapointed at the wait for Drukhari but bretty gud
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I wonder if CA is hesitant to bring in Necrons so early because Tomb Kings is extremely unpopular in total warhammer
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>>574897239
necrons are huge in modern fluff and these days they're first shown in every single 40k thing out there so i rly doubt that
they'd release nids to capitalize on space mairne hype
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>>574897394
>they're first shown in every single 40k thing out there
You mean after ultramarines?

But anyway the point is that Tomb Kings and Necrons are clearly parallels in the 2 warhammers, and CA has already done one of those, arguably very unsuccessfully, and is probably one of the least popular factions in their other game at the moment.
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>>574897239
The problem with tabletop TK is that the models look complete ass because they can't be as thin as real skeletons should be without breaking
Also that TOW dragon thing looks dogshit compared to a warsphinx/necrosphinx, dunno why they thought the faction needed more bones
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>>574897710
>arguably very unsuccessfully
I don't think that's true, especially during WH2 days. And the most of all, that's irrelevant to Necrons.
You can keep guessing though, they are not making the game for the fans of warhammer anyway.
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>>574897710
idk the last 2 trailers for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9V0bOB8sXQ
https://youtu.be/l0hD3KBwoiA

GW really like necrons I think, tomb kings are unpopular cause they're an unupdated DLC faction, not cause the power fantasy is bad, they prob know that
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Geomantic Web ... rework ... when ..?
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>>574898068
I'm sure it will be here very soon then, first or second dlc.
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>>574898379
I feel like Lizardmen are pretty far back in the "Desperately in need of rework" queue
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>>574898827
Who is 1st, 2nd, and 3rd?
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>>574898660
Too early, 40k needs chaos and tyranids first.
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Would CA actually do Imperial Agents as an actual full faction or would they just add agent units to other factions?
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>>574897239
It's because they're in dow4
>but there are space marines and orks!
Yes they're the poster factions for 11e and armegeddon they get a free pass. The two strategy games steered clear of each other for the last 2 launch factions
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why are sisters of battle so strong able to melee necrons and chaos when they're women? power armor boosts strength?
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>>574899094
No please delay Tyranids, I want my bugs to be part of the later and therefore better DLC
"Game 2" kind of timescale at least
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>>574899293
If anything it should hinder their strength I believe(?)

They don't have the extra organ that astartes have that make it so they can interface with the armor subconsciously.
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>>574842748
>Out you'll fizzle
>Against ol' el drizzle
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>>574899047
NTA but I'd say Demons of Chaos are absolute number 1. Number 2 would be Bretonnia, probably. And number 3 Vampire Counts.
Then Vampire Coast.
Then Tomb Kings.
And THEN... it'd be a match up between Dark Elves and Lizardmen.

Kind of a shame because I've been wanting to do a Mazdamundi campaign for a while, but he in particular really is one of the most neglected campaigns in the game. Nothing about him really screams "The single best spellcaster in the setting".
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>>574899621
vampire counts are already getting one next month
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>>574837383
True
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>>574899764
Hopefully together with Coast and TKs, and then we can strike out a lot of those from the list and get closer to giving Mazdamundi the campaign he deserves!
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>>574899293
Warhammer is a feminist setting, women can do anything men do and do it better
cope and seethe chuddies
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>>574899172
Also, my guess is that if it's a faction in tabletop, CA will want to bring it as a faction in here because faction DLC = free money. So they'll want them all.
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>>574899172
If Imperial Agents can make it through 11th Edition, then it's golden, pretty much. They have a codex and they work as a standalone faction. They are just a little neglected by GW, but you can say that about a lot of factions
>>574899316
I mean, after 3 warhammer games maybe it won't be so bad. Tyranids are perfect fodder to kill and they should be sweet to play.
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>>574899621
I agree with the list but swap Bretonnia and DoC
Bretonnia barely feels like a WH2 faction, let alone a WH3 faction
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>>574900023
idk in this clip a seraphine sister of battle is literally fighting a chaos warrior in melee
https://youtu.be/wTrsEriXOc4?t=30
power armor n all
they're hot + their aesthethics are cool so I don't mind it but its a bit girlboss-y...
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>>574900340
very nifty chart, thanks
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>>574899764
>next month
Anon ... LoET will be playable at Gamescon (end of august), do not expect it to be released before.
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>>574900340
>Imperial Guard and Daemon Hunters
>not D
Also nu lore has some Necrons helping out Spess Mehreens and Daemonhunters.
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400 unit legionnairies yep its rape time
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>>574900963
They become X after winning.
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>>574900340
>Eldars can't ally with Tau
>Tau can't ally with Eldars but can with the Orks
Why ? Is there a big beef between them ?
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>>574901146
Eldar see Tau as lower than mon'keigh
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>>574901146
Eldars can only "ally" with races that are more retarded than them.
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>>574901029
gauls are pretty strong actually, hm
i expected total rape
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Didn't the work almost exterminate the Tau in their earlier days?
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NEED a blueberry bimbo gf
>B-b-but they don't look like th-
Mods will fix it
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>>574901721
>work
orks
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>>574902078
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>>574899293
faith motherfucker
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>>574898827
Lizardmen have always been neglected. Remember that it took 18 months into TWW2 to have more than 2 LL and then 2 years after Nakai to get Oxyotl.

When Lizardmen get updated, it'll be when the game gets future'd
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Blood Axes regularly deal with the Imperium in exchange for teef, both sides turn against one another at the drop of a hat

There are instances in M39-M42 where Necrons actively helped random Spess Mehreen chapters, Deathwatch, AdMech, the Inquisition and Gay Knights; usually against Tyranids and Chaosniggers

Eldar and Imperium have a love-hate relationship and have been convenient allies way before the Emprah showed up, when the Emprah was active and after he became a corpse false god and even moreso with Lord Commander Blueberry being in charge again. The half human-half Eldar character was retconned to just be an Eldar Farseer ambassador to the Imperium and resides in the Imperial Palace and is hated by everyone there but Lord Blueberry

Only one instance where regular Spess Mehreens "allied" with Chaos Spess Mehreens, it was during the War of the Beast where Imperial Fists reluctantly allied with Iron Warriors, Black Legion and other Chaosniggers against 3 Krorks and a tide of Orks; Chaosniggers immediately left after the battle and Imperial Fists didn't fire nor pursue them

Tau and the Imperium are like the little brother version of the Eldar-Imperium relationship, even when the Tau killed the Raven Guard chapter master they were forced to team up against Chaosniggers and Tyranids and the Imperium left after
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jesus christ
11 600 enemies
here I go ig
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ignore the redditors spewing lore he saw in a youtube video
in real warhammer lore the Eldar are actually made to carry half human babies in their wombs, they often do this by kidnapping guardsmen and having non stop sex with them
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>>574903483
Now this is the kind of fetish lore I can get behind, if you know what I mean
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>>574903483
now we're talkin
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>>574903483
>Implying it is not human wombs carrying half-eldar babies
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best mods to play with M2EX?
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>>574903483
There was only one half-eldar in the lore and he was born from human woman's womb while his eldar dad went to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back
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>>574904753
I have a very small sample size but I feel like Dark Aeldar are not very popular. At least not in the actual game. I haven't faced anyone playing them yet.
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I bought Rogue Trader on the steam sale and it's completely obliterating any mystique the drooki ever had. Every time these faggots show up they talk a leftist meme's worth of shit, then as soon as I can actually play Cassia and Argenta kill 75% of them before they can even move
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>>574906020
Not being able to romance Argenta is the greatest tragedy is gaming history
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>>574904943
isn't chainmail supposed to be tightly bout around the neck instead of hanging loosely like that?
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>>574900340
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>>574903563
not sure I know what you mean, please elaborate
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>>574906738
>Wood Elves
>Empire D
>Bretonnians T
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>>574907003
So they like Empire Dick and Bretonnia Titties?
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>>574906020
Eldar are the trashiest Elves in fiction, somehow even worse than Dragon Age Elves and those elves fucking suck
the absolute worse: the elf girl romance option dominates virtually every other RPG ever but there's a reason why in the warhammer rpg game a three eyed mutant princess and a goth girl from the cult of cutting yourself are far more popular
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>>574907451
I think Yrliet is cute in her autistic way
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>>574904943
vanilla beyond is great if u want a vanilla+ experience, otherwise theres tons of good med2 mods in many settings
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What are the 40k equivalents of the Vampire Counts?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpK4fcFNKbM
crazy how this is better than any official GW trailer
I especially like the small details like 2-stage triggers for bolters and how space marines can 1-hand bolters etc with no problem cause why would some recoil affect em kek
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>10 YEARS ON THIS FUCKING BEACH
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>>574906571
I'm still going through Rogue Trader, I'm a little bit curious how is a druhkari going to join the band later on, considering we have a sororita and a fucking inquisitor.

No I don't want you to answer.
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>>574907969
Genestealer cults.
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>>574908269
oh that part the guy was using a pistol bolter
but still

>>574906571
>>574908797
don't spoil.... shame you can't romance the SoB on a crpg tho
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>>574907003
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>>574908797
I dropped it about half way through due to a bug at the time (got it on release, RIP me), apparently everything is mostly fixed so I need to reinstall
I had just got to the Drukhari part of the game, so he wasn't a part of my party yet
I have heard he is an interesting romance option
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>>574909124
I can't fucking wait for dark heresy the setting is 10x more interesting to me than being a sort of privateer.
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>>574909124
>he is an interesting romance option
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>>574908716
>Menelaus picks the hottest woman in the world
>gets cucked
>marriage starts 10 year long war
>Odysseus picks the nerdy girl
>she remains loyal for 20 years when he was lost sailing around and having sex with goddesses
Penelope best girl
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>>574909492
I can only imagine what "dating" a Drukhari would be like, but I can almost guarantee it would be interesting
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>>574909875
nigga you're gay
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>>574909927
feel a little twitch in your shorts anon? Its OK, its the current year!
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>>574902805
NOOO leave me alone
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>>574910176
is this the egypt one?
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>>574910176
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>>574910374
wdym? it's against lustani and some celtic federation in iberia 11 600 enemies on that battle, idk if i can manage, should have fort cheesed it prob
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>>574910496
>>574910176
actually legions n corners ftw
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>>574897009
I wouldn't expect drukhari any time soon before their tabletop refresh.
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>>574910998
gg
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>>574911072
CA might be looking into beyond 40k fans and into the general video game public though. Total War Warhammer got a LOT of people in who weren't warhammer fantasy fans. CA certainly is looking to do the same with 40k.

And the general video game public does like Dark Elves.
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>>574911212
i kinda like the character aspect even tho its tacked on cause
that battle was father and son, marcus brutus is the son of this guy, junius brutus, the other general in the battle, which is 65 and still leading armies
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>>574908716
Don't worry little guy, it's just another 10 until you get to go home ;)
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>>574911539
my stupid chud son's trait in marriage vs his wife's kek
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>>574911439
The difference is that GW absolutely will use total war as a marketing platform for minis, fantasy had the benefit of being (at the time) an ended setting and thus CA got to use a lot of shit freely
Do you think it wasnt a coincidence that ind and nippon wont be released right when TOW is becoming its thing?
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>>574911439
Anon, all it took for GW to start reining in CA in fantasy was to start releasing fantasy minis again
They absolutely will dictate what will be shilled by CA when it comes to 40k
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>>574907451
>warhammer
>romance with alien
haha, suck it
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>>574911539
NOOOOO
2 turns after i post this
the younger one marcus died
his 67 yo father will have to bury him
fuck
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>>574912487
>GW to start reining in CA in fantasy
What happened what did they do?
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>>574912170
>>574912487
GW is also interested in getting people who aren't 40k fans into the game because that's a new income of fresh customers.
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>>574863823
ah, that makes sense.
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>>574913103
GW product is minis, and it has more than proven, time and time again, that they only care about mini sales, the games, the books, the lore, its all there to give people a reason to buy minis
So yeah, if holding back drukhari means more mini sales for them in the future, they will absolutely, 100% do it.
You vastly overstimate GW business strategy
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>>574913729
what's their plan against 3d printing?
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it's so kino how literally every faction's unit can be usurped and buckbroken by rome into serving in their style and army
it makes it a very unique pokemon type faction that can get unique dudes from every single major region u conquer, so cool
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>>574914271
lawyers. lawmakers are trying to make 3d printers always online so they can scan you in case you are 3d printing guns. it's only to keep the children safe and not the profit of those cunts
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>>574912170
TWWH really was the lightning in a bottle. Before CA decided to port their games to consoles, and after GW stopped caring about the setting.
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>>574915047
I think 40k being on consoles might be better for me cuz my PC is getting a little old. It can run warhammer 3 fine but I'm a bit worried about 40k.
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>Thread is filled with 40K convo and next to nothing fantasy related
Fantasy sisters... we got to cocky
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>>574915047
kekd @ this post so hard
TWWH is an absolute mess and nightmare development and code wise because of the 3 model game bullshit, not just to implement anything new but to fix the most simple of things and even improve its lackluster animations or anything, and the dlcs just scare new players away immediately, you're blinded by your rose-tinted glasses, 40K being ported to consoles won't make it more of a technical mess than WH3
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>>574915262
yeah the fantasy trilogy was a pile of spaghetti code held together by hopes and prayers
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>>574914694
>>574914271
I mean even in a timeline in which 3dprinters have to be online to work, I'm sure people would jailbreak them anyway. You can't really stop people from 3d printing.

There are also people who play 40k on tabletop simulator. Quite a lot of them in fact, there's a huge community. Pic rel (not mine it's from google). GW has been trying to go after it and shut it down, obviously, and failing.
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>>574915463
people don't even realize just how much WH3 is held back by the ancient engine + the 3 game nightmare, so many things can't be implemented as much as CA want them to be, 100+ ideas prob got shot in the crib before they even came up

40K being on a new engine alone sounds like a godsend
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>>574915512
yeah it's retarded, but at least one company already tried to implement it and caused a huge shitstorm. i hope they all get raped and murdered by a pack of ungors
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ZAYM
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>>574915640
>new engine
*made for console
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>>574915867
yes... and? 5 gen consoles are just PCs, same CPU architecture, if anything it might force em to optimize more, it all depends on the skill of CA programmers (kek)
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>>574916157
CA will need to make sure the game runs on 10GB Ram, thanks to Series S. Will definitely need to make cuts in order to accommodate that.

Not to mention the high likelihood of having a UI that's made to be used with a controller (They aren't making separate UIs)
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>>574916474
we'll see about that, you underestimate how shitty warscape is
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>>574915834
chuds threw such a tantrum when TCAL added female generals to barbarian factions they had to put out PR posts
https://x.com/totalwar/status/1044548704777252864
then coomchads turn around and add female generals to factions that don't even get female generals in vanilla

hilarious
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>>574915834
SAVE US GRACE
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>>574915834
let's play a little game /twg/
Kill Kill Fuck Marry
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>>574917268
fuck romana, marry barbara, kill helena and africa
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>>574917268
I love titty armor as much as the next guy but the roman and eastern boob slots should be a bit smaller...
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>>574917268
>Hellenic + Egypt
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>>574907451
>Eldar are the trashiest Elves in fiction,
They are the best, nothing else comes close
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>>574917268
purely based off the thumbs marry rome fuck all the other ones
if i have to kill it'd be eastern... she's just too plain even tho there's 10/10 mena women out there
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>>574917917
yes, and?
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>>574917268
Greek wife
MENA sex
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>>574911072
According to leaks Deldar are supposed to get first wave of expansion/refresh as one of the first factions in 11th Edition. It was meant to be Orks/Marines and then Admech and Deldar.
This would then leave them with at best pity character/kill team release until 12th, where they have a huge chance of becoming main villains
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>>574916474
Xbox? Kek! It is being designed to be portable to tablets and phones like their older games have been. Controls too.
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>>574911072
>>574918715
And yeah, it seems that CA uniquely has access to GW prerelease schedule and their not yet released models. At least to some level as we can see with Kislev, Cathay, Yarrick and Nazdreg. Ork Trukk seems to be old though
It does make it likely that Deldar could be one of the first DLC factions if they are really hellbent on crossmarketing then
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>>574894929
The pharaoh special skins for your lords always felt like a silly move for that but very apropos for warhammer. Even if mods exist you wouldn't be able to bring them into multiplayer. Like some romanesque smurf visual DLC is natural. Good to hear for chaos though.

>>574917268
>When they just group the maghreb in the same generic eastern look
sadge
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I autoresolve 99% of my battles. Maybe I should move up from normal/normal...
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my income dropped by like 15 fucking thousand went I went up in imperium lvl in DEI
holy shit
how tf do u counteract this, just stack as many generals as u can with the - maintanence strat like that anon said?
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>>574908716
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO FUCK A GODDESS FOR SEVEN YEARS? ZEUUUUUS SAVE MEEEE
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>>574919490
>he doesn't fight 99% of his battles manually
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>>574919828
i think the archives/library building also decreases maintanence, but I only have so many fuckin building slots man, I guess I should start putting it in any new capital I conquer
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>>574917553
it's too much
the mod author knows that boobs can be compressed, right?
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Idk if it's bad luck or they nerfed HE campaigns since the last time I played them, but I'm playing the most ball breaking eltharion campaign right now. Abandoned the badlands right away because it's a completely retarded start position and easily beat off the shitty starting orcs on ulthuan. Everything was looking fine so I went across the sea and slapped groms shit. This is where things get crazy. Nkari took the useless fucks north of yvresse, noctilis took all of tyrions shit while he was busy spit roasting saphery with alarielle and now those gay pirates have 11 fuckin settlements on turn 17 which is almost impossible. Not only that but ikit decided to go to war with me too. I've been fighting off everyone and winning crazy victories but it's brutal. Of course I have no help everyone just sits in their fuckin settlements waiting to die. I've never seen such a complete cluster fuck of a campaign. Playing on VH/VH btw. Might just play someone else because high elves aren't what they used to be.
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>>574914271
probably the valve method of making a product much better than can be printed, because 3d print still cant get some the detailing correct with how intricate their new models get, and normal people arent going to go out and buy a $500 printer, run that sucker for 50+ hours, just to play some tabletop, there has to be some ancillary purpose or hobby theyre using that for, which isnt most people; most people will just buy the thing outright because its more convenient, especially since theyre making the game smllaer in scale, which lessen the need for more models
the only real thing you could be complaining about is the sheer amount of extra gubbins to necessary parts, if they really wanted to kill 3d printers, they would sell the necessary parts, kinda like what forge world did for the longest time
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>>574914271
The same plan against pirates, proxies and fake cards

You don't give a fuck
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>>574923903
They definitely do give a lot of fucks. They're constantly trying to stop them.
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>>574921710
>>574923903
but still someone with a 500$ printer can in fact make models and sell them, illegally even, spread word by mouth, this is rly doable and a risk for them in savvy nerd communities, if it was a more normie oriented hobby yeah it wouldn't be a big issue, majorkill sells 3rd printed minis I think and they look fine, ofc licensed or some shit, but yeah I dunno, if I was them I would diversify and stop caring only about the plastic minis, and it seems to me they're doing exactly that with all these big 40k properties popping up lately like the games
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>>574915512
I'm pretty sure GW took down the tabletop simulator module.
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>>574924567
For like a day and then it went back up.
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Perhaps we were too harsh on him... He cheesed millions
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>>574924708
bald
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>>574918261
>Hellenic + Hellenic
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rogue trader 40k is pretty much baldurs gate right? turn based dndshit but 40k?
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>>574925112
Yeah its a CRPG, the system is based on the Rogue Trader RP system, not DND so it takes some time figuring out
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>>574918560
>we wuz
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>>574924708
Don't worry, I've got his back.
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>>574925496
what the fuck is her problem? there's vamp counts in 40k?
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>>574925943
That's Cassia, Abhuman Navigator/Anime fish princess
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>>574926221
the existence of these guys is weird cause there can just be anything in 40k and say its some mutation
literally anything
and this is the first time I'm seeing a vampire bitch
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>>574926334
shes not a vampire, shes a navigator
picrel is the closest thing to a vampire you get
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>>574926334
Most of the literally anythings are hunted down and purged as random unstable mutants. Stable mutations like Ogryns have been assimilated as basically a different subrace of humans at this point.
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>>574926221
>>574926464
welp looks that way
regardless rogue trader with DLC is like 15-20$ on key sites I'll buy it these days perhaps, or next month, I fucking suck at crpgs I literally got bricked in baldurs gate by having my guys be underlvl hopefully this one is a bit more forgiving to crpg noobs
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>>574926654
I think its a pretty good game and has some really cool characters
I've also learned a lot of about the lore playing the game
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>>574924385
thats just illegal, if you print something for personal use, you can claim fair use, but the moment you start making money, it because criminal and theyre well within their rights to shut it down
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>>574926780
can u have a guardsman chad in ur party and outfit him with kasrkin shit?
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>>574926976
There's your turbo bro Abelard... he's an officer in the Imperial Navy
You also encounter the Guard everywhere
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>>574925723
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>>574927220
but I meant to have in your party for like the combat
an avg generic guard dude with a lasgun and an outfit like pic rel
ig im askin too much tho the cast looks cool
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>>574926654
it's a very good game, pretty straight forward once you get the hang of it (which can take a bit, it's kinda overwhelming imo)

the dlc's add a LOT to the game so it's best to play them with the dlc instead of the base game alone, DLC4 should hopefully be coming soon

The game is like 200 hours - and the way the DLC works in this game is that it's scattered through out the main story from start to finish instead of it's own little hub like other types of dlc's

Probably one of my favorite games, such a good experience

>>574927576
nah you're the rogue trader, you don't surround yourself with mooks
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>>574907969
Aesthetically obviously Night Lords, at least at a glance. Their world, their armor, thematic, etc.

But obviously when you start to dive into the lore they don't really have much to do with Vampire Counts they are basically a subgroup of "chaos warriors" if you want to draw a parallel with fantasy.
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>>574927667
>nah you're the rogue trader, you don't surround yourself with mooks
that's the prob, I like the mooks
I'd prefer to be some comissar or imp guard than a rogue trader, but regardless its a very good vehicle to explore the galaxy with ik that
i'll check ito ut these days
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>>574907969
Necrons
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Tomb Kings. What the fuck.
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can anyone explain to me how to play Aislinn? I am too retarded for LL with so many mechanics
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>>574928561
wish they had decent ranged and melee infantry options
I love the aesthetic but they're far too reliant on monster mashing and that isn't a very fun playstyle
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>>574928591
only take provincial capitals that have ports and give the rest away
the dragonship underway thing onto land is real stronk
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>game started crashing when I scroll over to Greasus' lands
So fat he's causing a memory leak
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>>574928917
SHOCKINGLY OBESE
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>>574927434
Lolol he's such a little bitch
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>>574917268
I NEED THE BARBARIAN WIFE NOWWWWW
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>>574928917
my whole laptop shut down yesterday when I was playing as the tiger lady and tried to attack Greasus....
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>>574926621
If two human derived creatures can breed and create another creature like themselves and they don't seem chaosy they're an abhuman and get to live. There's actually a lot of abhuman races like this in the imperium.
If two human derived creatures just create a creature with random physical traits they're mutants and they get purged.
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>all these fantasois and histfags posting in the /TW40K/ general
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>>574933337
The what?
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FUCK NIDDERS
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>>574927434
https://files.catbox.moe/cb5o89.mp4
was he falling to Khorne here?
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Will we have to do to Total War 40,000 what /coopg/ did to Helldivers?
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>>574934101
No, because apart from 10 screeching autists, most people who like fantasy don't mind or like 40k.
And as much as people here pretend to ignore this fact, TWW is a 10 year old game and many people are already saturated from it
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>>574935112
>10 screeching autists
you're being generous, there are two, MAYBE three tops
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>>574891470
>is mostly just an act.
Man, he's been doing the long game for over a decade now if that's the case.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_EbjdKVROo

inb4 >MP
Turins tournaments are always pretty cool
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>>574891470
The first time he mentioned he liked warhammer was back in men of steel iirc.
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>>574891470
what does he have to gain really? He was already a famous sex symbol/movie star before this became common knowledge
He has also demonstrated at least a working knowledge of the things he's claimed to like
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>>574935653
Can't wait to see what he will do with 40k specially since he probably pestered CA for a decade begging actual MP tools
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>>574930126
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIT
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>>574935653
I like Turin because he stays in his lane mostly, doesn't get into drama or anything.
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>Turn 10 Mannlet
>Settra's already rolling over me with two full stacks, two sphinxes, and he's already got his chariot
I forgot how to play this trashfire campaigtn
Raise dead doesn't give me enough to deal with all this
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blueberry tits are the only thing that might get me to play 40k
but almost certainly i shan't
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>>574937289
You know you will
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Are there any good mmos
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I don't think there are any total war mmos
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>>574937924
The warhammer fantasy MMO is actually awesome and still alive due to a community of autists keeping it alive (they even finished and released unfinished content from when the games official servers closed down)
Its called Return of Reckoning
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>>574936264
You see that white dot in the bottom left corner? The game crashes because of it.
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>>574938449
yeah obviously dude I wasn't ACTUALLY saying that Greasus' girth is too heavy for my GPU
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why are dwarfs, both normal and chaos, so obsessed with giant mechanical monstrosities?
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>>574941318
Don't let a dwarf hear you say this, but it's because of _____Magic Envy____
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B M C
M
C
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>>574943706
BEAST MAN COCK RAA ROO
RAPE
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>>574946086
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>>574943360
Much of dwarf constructs already use refined magic and chaos dwarf constructs are just chained daemons so it's not that.
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I am inspired to try a Raa roo campaign tonight
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>>574947798
Holy shit that was a genuine wheeeze in public. That nearly destroyed me.
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>>574933337
Did big E meet Jesus at some point? Did he had a good opinion of him?
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>>574949921
Old lore implied he WAS jesus, trying to influence the world in his own ways before he gave up on using religion
Not sure if that's still true
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Why does every game company nowadays preface clearly intended for public display footage with shit like "PRE-ALPHA FOOTAGE" and why do people buy it? Dawn of War 4 for instance was supposedly releasing "alpha footage from an older build" some 4 months before release. Total Warhammer 40k is talking about this footage being pre-alpha, and CA has been doing it since at least Warhammer 3. Do people really buy that shit? Was saying "beta footage" not enough so now they're apparently releasing footage of games before they're even alpha rather than just doing cinematic trailers?
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>>574950963
I don't know. Hope this helps.
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>>574950963
Gives copers and defenders an out when people point out stuff that looks like a downgrade, eg. the unit card stat sheet losing a lot of detail in favour of generic icons

Also probably gives them a legal defence if any downgrades happen between the footage and the release of the game, which used to happen a lot for games graphically in the 2010s
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>>574948540
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>>574952131
These are way better than stat cards. The lil firepower is all that's needed. Nobody sits there calculating hit chances of MA vs MD and dmg vs Armor. We run the units into each other and see what wins. Nobody gives a fuck about Bloodletter stats. We just know they are the best infantry in the game from experience. Their stats are utterly useless.
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9 hours until our lives change... FOR THE IMPERIUM
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Never ask a Biel-Tanner the species of their romantic interest.
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>>574952797
>I'll be asleep
g-go on without me bros
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>>574949921
E went to church once and had a reddit sperg out because the guy who wrote that story is a redditor aetheist
but it was like a mormon church or some shit so we'll never know what E thinks of Christianty
not like gay wokeshop will ever directly address any real religions anyways
>>574956643
don't worry I looked into the future and saw it, there isn't any AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE NOT THE TIME POLICE TZEENCH SAVE MEEEEEEEE
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>>574956754
Graham McNeil is an ideological slop peddler.
He is also the one who added faggotry to Bretonnians and whamen pegasus knights in their Old World book
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>>574956754
Ollanius Persson is Christian blatantly, but that's Abnett-verse
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>>574956950
samefag btw
He's got nothing on people like Mike Brooks who really overdo it
See his Eldar books
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>>574933823
i'm trying to. is there a spot without teeth?
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>>574957254
Since Imperials have cults around saints does that mean you could technically have warbands of pseudo christian fanatics trying to immitate his beliefs?
Also it's gay that they changed him into a perpetual, it was cooler when he was a normal human and had a deeper impact of Emps being saved by a mere mortal.
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>>574907451
kekarooooo
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>>574891470
Henrysissies did not like this post
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Which rome 2 campaign should I try? I stole the DLCs so I got them all

or should I just do sandbox
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>>574956754
>"Religion is bad because it killed millions of people."
>Goes on to kill untold trillions of people.
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>>574933941
Holy shit what a manchild. No wonder he ragequit
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>>574907451
It's rumored RT DLC 4 will be a fem Eldar psyker of some sorts so maybe Owlkek does it right there
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71 still leading armies... hang on a little longer champ...
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>>574871346
>use ai with no drawbacks
Anon humans in 40k don't use ai because they had a bad experience with AI in their early years. Not because all AI is actually bad.
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man why does this my army take attrition in my own boats
and why is it so fucking slow, this is supposed to be the fast way to transport armies...
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Are the Slaneeshi factions fun?
t. Khorne player
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hello, recently i started a realm of chaos ostannkya campaign, and while i do think its a lot of fun with how dificult and frantic it is, i get overwhelmed by the amount of hexes/ boons available.


Could someone advise me on which ones should i go for? All i know is that perfect vigour is very good to have
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>>574968049
Dechala is fun because she has good pseudo-cavs
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>>574897239
>Tomb Kings is extremely unpopular in total warhammer

Aww cmon anon I thought you liked building based unit caps. Le hecking kino lololol
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>>574968538
Units caps seem to be something that all mpfags keep asking for, but nobody actually enjoys dealing with
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its so hard to get through a battle without my cav raped
its ez to have em raped
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Time to start a new campaign for the third time today, only to abandon it at turn 15 or so
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i was so cocky thinking I could take gaul with only 2 armies kek
barely survived, now 3 more are on the way...
+ gotta ferry troops for these guys
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>>574860949
I'd say he looks like a 16 year old Norscan, so it checks out.
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>>574965304
RoR
it's underrated
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>>574970726
nta but once I learn DEI with this grand campaign I might give it a try, but idk
that campaign is hard as fuck even on vanilla
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some things about this mod are silly
like how am I the one taking attrition during a siege? never have I seen this logic
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>>574971351
Isn't that in vanilla Rome 2?
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>>574971351
siege camps were notoriously unhealthy places
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>>574971441
oh, maybe, haven't played a vanilla campaign in a bit

>>574971486
fortification camps don't give any attirtion tho they give the opposite, this is just camping outside their walls? I guess you can reason at is as the enemy fighting back beyond the walls
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>>574933337
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>>574933337
>>574971904
Given the pre-Arab conquest levantine people, most accurate would be lighter skin + brown hair, any eye color works
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>>574971756
>oh, maybe, haven't played a vanilla campaign in a bit
I mean, I could be wrong but I'm certain there's at least one vanilla TW game where both sides take attrition in sieges
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every point in this skill
boosts my income by like, 1000 lmao
so the strat with DEI is to make as many generals as possible just to get this - maintanence skill? you end up making way more money than their upkeep just because of the skill
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>>574952131
I hate modern tw unit cards with all its little numbers so you can min max whatever faces what
So fuck it, I rathee have abstract info
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>>574974210
these dudes don't give a shit tho
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>>574835301
>>Vote for Med3 factions:
NORWAY IN ALL FIELDS
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>>574974581
>Norgay
lmao
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>>574974581
Bohemia for me
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chad
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News today in 2 and a half hours
Will we finally see Eldar?
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>just figured out you have negative traits if you support only the ice court or orthodoxy
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>>574976375
Yeah, you're supposed to balance between the two with little support differences, and confederate only after you get all the bonuses
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>>574976351
no
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>>574976351
It is explicitly just the guard v ork battle we saw a week or so ago but this time uncut and dubbed over by bongs
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>>574976351
nigga what? it'll be the imp guard vs orc battle again but with actual gameplay shown
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>>574976351
Well they said todays stream is all about Ranged combat so I doubt they'll go into faction specifics, moreso on how ranged combat will work when compared to Fantasy, you might get a clip of some eldar bikes doing a drive-by or something but no Eldar specifics i'd imagine, probably more Guard as they're clearly the most complete race right now and the one most focused on missiles.
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>>574976530
They will apparently also do a deep dive in ranged combat and whatnot
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>>574977104
Cute
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>>574976351
Maybe one (uno)(1) concept art (in the background) at best.
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>>574976653
I wouldn't expect them to do anything extra. They'll use the guard v ork battle to talk about ranged combat
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should I even bother building recruitment buildings as vampire counts or get everything from raise dead?
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What's the best pile of violence faction?
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>>574977956
SKULLS FOR THE
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>>574977956
Khorne, specifically Arbaal
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How likely are we getting an Reign of Chaos/Vortex for 40k?
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>>574976351
>Eldar
>he does not know
anon are you tourist?
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>>574978536
They literally said there would be narrative campaigns
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>>574978536
Unlikely. I think CA has finally admitted that people just want a sandbox to smash their army men together in
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>>574978536
Do you mean like a campaign, or a smaller version of the map?
Because I'm pretty sure they're planning on essentially doing multiple pseudo-campaigns dedicated to specific war fronts and/or sectors
Might be completely wrong though, so don't quote me on that
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>>574976351
Get ready for the vampire count treatment bitch
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>>574976351
>News today in 2 and a half hours
liar
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>>574978986
>he isn't a waitCHAD
https://www.youtube.com/live/gplb9CQy9lk?is=lGANQmczQHQAfL44
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>>574978536
If there's an Armageddon narrative campaign without the Steel Legion I'm going to have a fucking stroke.
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It's baffling seeing people speculate about things that are already confirmed
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>>574979175
Better head to the hospital
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>>574979175
They didn't even bring steel legion back for armageddon on the tabletop bro. It'll be a bit before they come as a dlc unit
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So since we confirmed that eldar will be treated like vamp counts, IG the empire and Orkz will be Greenskins obviously
This means marines will be dwarfs
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>>574979267
>>574979361
How the fuck can they even justify Armageddon with Cadians? It makes no fucking sense.
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>>574979175
Unless they make an announcement for the steel legion together with tabletop, I wouldn't expect it.
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>>574979495
GW justification for anything is minis
Steel legion dont have new minis, hence nothing to sell, if there is nothing to sell, you dont shill it
Total war players are about to learn about games workshop scummy practices first hand now that total war became a subsidiary of games workshop apparently
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>Exodites DLC is more likely than Steel Legion
ohnonono
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>>574979507
Well I guess I better cross my fingers and start praying.
>>574979653
I still don't understand why they're pussyfooting around with Steel Legion minis. They signed off on the classic M38 Paratrooper helmet & coat look for Darktide. What the fuck are they taking so long for?
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>>574979653
They did show off some steel legion concept art and say they are coming at some point in this edition
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>>574980116
>They
I mean GW who has all but confirmed new minis are coming, in case that wasn't clear. The baffling part is that they only did it in response to people asking why they weren't front and center in the armageddon edition suggesting that they didn't initially plan to bring them back at all
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>>574979495
Cadians were always there, alongside Krieg and many other factions.
1st War for Armageddon wasn't even against Orks
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>>574979175
>Return to Armageddon trailer features Cadians and Krieg, but no Steel Legion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRD914UkGk
RIP anon, we'll be sure to act FAST
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>>574981015
>1st War for Armageddon wasn't even against Orks
Shit this new one isn't even solely an Ork problem either. Khorne daemons have been shitting up Armageddon roughly since the Great Rift opened u-oh fuck...they're going to bundle Khorne Daemons with Steel Legion aren't they?
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>>574979805
>I still don't understand why they're pussyfooting around with Steel Legion minis. They signed off on the classic M38 Paratrooper helmet & coat look for Darktide. What the fuck are they taking so long for?
GW makes actual physicals objects, this is completely different from video games which are just non physical copies of information.
They have trouble manufacturing minis for factions they already have. Many are constantly out of stock notably Deldar and Votann. There is no point in wasting production on two similar IG subfaction. Krieg, Cadia and Catachan have very distinct looks and are sensible to create. Making 2nd chud regiment, but with shorter coats and a bit different mask is retarded waste of effort. Kreig cucked Steel Legion out of existence
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>TableSlop
yikes
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>>574981262
Bro they spent production on a fucking Sd.Kfz. 251. They absolutely want the chud money.
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>>574981338
You'd better start caring about it because Games Workshop has CA by the balls now.
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>>574981415
yeah, and they don't need 4th slightly different regiment for that
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>>574981415
>Sd.Kfz. 251
That's quite clearly more inspired by the M3 half-track, same way that new armoured car is a Saladin.
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>>574981538
And yet we get this
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>>574981619
>more inspired by the M3 half-track
It's a clusterfuck of both, mostly so they can copyright it.
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>>574981654
>And yet we get this
2-3 years from now as a kill team maybe, after Catachans are made already
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>>574981758
>as a kill team maybe
That thought made me legitimately angry and I don't even blame you for it.
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I really like lolis. Why don't CA add lolis to the game
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Childhood is calling TWW3 the best TW game ever made
Adulthood is realizing Pharaoh Dynasties mogged it in every conceivable way from a mechanical standpoint
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>>574983218
literally who is supposed to mog WH3?

Anyway, time for a new Skarbrand campaign
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>>574982976
a mystery
lore accurate too
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Which greenskin LLs are most fun to play?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplb9CQy9lk


Already 1,550 people waiting


CA will make bank with this game. Hope they don't forget fantasy chuds exists onece they realse it.
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>>574981415
glad the imperial guard finally got a proper half-track
next update they should give them some kind of meme tankette, just the shittiest CV33 ripoff the Imperium's tax payer can buy
hopefully with a flamer version as well, just a shitty little tank dragging around a fuel two-wheeled trailer

if it's good enough for Mussolini it's good enough for Lord Solar Leontus
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>>574984597
I will be playing Grim Dawn DLC in the midst :3
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>>574984691
same
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>>574984597
we are waiting for legends reaction
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>>574983352
I will never play khorne because it just looks too boring. same goes for slaanesh
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>>574985070
How about you stop being a pathetic bitch and just try it? Doesn't cost money, is base game.
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>>574897239
>Tomb Kings is extremely unpopular in total warhammer
source? besides your ass.
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>>574984691
>>574984778
Only minutes left bros...
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>>574967795
Drawbacks could be the inquisition knocking on your door. Or I guess if its widespread use it could eventually get chaos'd.
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The planet broke before the guard did
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplb9CQy9lk
>Join us for a live battle playthrough, followed by an in-depth analysis of ranged combat in Total War: WARHAMMER 40,000.
>Expect discussion on unit cards, shooting, suppression, flanking, equipment, and more!
predictions
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>>574985184
Funny how nobody thought that was bullshit until like 50 hours later you showed up. Maybe he was on to something.
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>>574986006
don't care, gimme wh3 news
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I just want the End Times DLC with a Bretonnia rework and Volkmar update. Is that too much to ask???
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>>574985970
still broke unlike Catachan, Mordian, Tallarn and a hundred other places attacked by Chaos
Gaydia was just weak
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>>574986181
Wait your turn, cucky
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>>574985184
Nta but I second that tks are ass.

>>574985391
>Drawbacks could be the inquisition knocking on your door
So the Tau need to nerf their AI because the imperium is stupid and superstitious? Is that what I'm getting here? Because this sounds like the same rhetoric that "grimdarkified" Bretonnia

>Chaos
Nigga chaos corrupts and infects everything
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Are they dropping wh3 support after 40k is out?
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>>574986247
Are all those planets almost inside the eye of terror? If not then it seems unfair to compare.
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>>574986334
they say they won't but it's just a matter of time
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how do I stop rage quiting after enemy suddenly declares war and raze my city in the same turn?
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>>574986334
Not just that. They're going to forcibly uninstall the game from every device on the planet and trying to reinstall it on steam will just redirect you to the TW40k store page
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>>574986334
>No more outdated mods
A man can dream
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>>574986552
stop seeing cities as something worth a shit. Cities are worthless.
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I can't wait to conquer holy terra as orks and make it "oly terror"
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>>574986572
wtf!
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>>574986334
they dropped wh3 support 3 seconds after wh3 launch u dumb bitch
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>>574986886
they already said the major capitals will be immune
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>>574986272
Well it helps if I read the full thing I didnt see we were talking about tau.

On that note though, the tau apparently have "small souls" so they are not noticed as much by chaos. I dont know how AI chaos attraction works exactly though I would imagine they attract more than tau because everything does.
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total war warhammer 40k more like total war bad
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>>574987173
trvke
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>>574986169
most people just ignored the bait
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>>574986951
Immune from evetything?
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>>574987472
Yes. They said you will not be able to conquer any capital of any race. All capitals can not be attacked or taken.
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>>574987472
The galactic map might not even include them
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>>574986334
yes if dlcs don't sell. aislinn and others flopped quite hard.
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>>574987462
Dont think its bait I do see them as pretty unpopular I think most people do too. Usually the justification is that theyve just been a bit abandoned.
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OINK OINK OINK
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>>574979654
Exodites hype! hope their DLC doesnt get grim/grave'd like the fantasy wood elves did
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HERE WE GO LADS
HEAR THE OST
ALREADY BETTER THAN BEDDOW
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>>574987618
That was me sorry I use creamapi for dlcs and will do the same with 40k.
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>>574986334
Well, how much more can you even milk it
They are deep into fanfiction tier at this point
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hahahah tca thought 40k fags actually play 40k games
congrats on those 250 new players!
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>>574987682
In a game where the AI cheats force you to spam as many armies of possible to constantly guard territory a continent away from the frontline, playing a faction with army caps is pretty unappealing
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Guys
Im shaking
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godrak spotted
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I AM LUTHOR HARKON
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>>574987607
Wtf so what are you even playing for if you cant dominate the map?
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ITS LIVE!
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IT'S UP!
https://www.youtube.com/live/gplb9CQy9lk
https://www.youtube.com/live/gplb9CQy9lk
https://www.youtube.com/live/gplb9CQy9lk
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>>574987607
>>574987610
>>574986951
That can't be right because that would make the game cringe and gay and I don't buy cringe and gay games and I want to buy tw40k.

So yeah I get to conquer holy terra
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>>574987965
>>574987682
There are like 20 different reasons 20 different people will give you. But all 20 will probably agree they are unpopular.
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Pedro looks like Wiz
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dude waited for 3 chuds talking
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Where is Grace?
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>>574988230
This game is going to be overly-scripted narrative bullshit until they add an actual sandbox map five years from now.
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>>574986757
but my recruit buildings and economy shit are there
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>>574988254
>>574987682
nah, its just 4chan, a place known for their shit taste. TK are more popular than most other factions in TOW.
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the UI looks fine to me?
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>Annihilation
So normal battle from TWs is just one game mode
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>>574988050
From the very start they made clear this is not a map painting game. That's not possible in 40k.
>>574988230
No, u can't. It's either not there or invincible.
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guys guys heres a tank
heres a bigger tank
cattle reddit slop from the makers of nuln ironsides
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>command structure and relying orders
kino
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ITS A FUCKING RTS
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>fog of war
ohnono dow4bros
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FEMALE VOICES OH NO NO NO
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God damn this is going to sell billions
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millions, even
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why does that guy keep laughing at himself?
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looks like tanks can reverse
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Calling it now, you'll only have one army, hence the more in-depth unit customisation.
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its dow without the soul
looks like something a chinese AI would create
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>>574986198
>with a Bretonnia rework
>and Volkmar update
Based.
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>guardsmen don't shoot lasers
cringing
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>it looks good and well polished already
Doombros…
I don’t want to be a 40kfag
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you can actually see how braindead AI is. Probably worst AI in all TW games lol
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>>574989197
They just confirmed that the reserves come from surrounding armies and your fleet, so clearly you'll have more than one army
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>>574989342
yeah there's no lasers going off
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I can't believe how limp and lifeless the gunfire looks and sounds
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>>574988450
Anon... You might want to sit down for this.
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>>574989342
better get used to it
no matter how often people seethe in comments or social media, the red beams aren't coming back
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>>574989620
i will never stop whining
hopefully the game is moddable so we can fix it
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>>574989410
>t. person who has never played a TW game
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The orks broke before the guard did
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>theres damaged units now can you zoom it in?
>zooms in
>theres no damage
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looks like shit
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>>574989673
Literally just change the projectile model. Should be simple.
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>>574989796
oh but its because its the imperial guard, if they get damaged they just die
>didnt even zoom in on ogryns who are meant to be meatshields
s-shut up
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>>574989673
Don't see the point in whining when it will not lead to anything, but do as you please
Remember to tell people the change was done because evil GW wants to punish (you) for liking the red beams
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I like it when the AI is brain dead so that I can use my human brain to outplay the AI lack of brain, but it's made fair by the AI having a lot more units.
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Wholesome
¨
(the guy complained about lack of racial diversity among IG troops)
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god the kasrkin look good
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>>574989410
Are you esl? They literally said these are 2 people playing each other on pcs behind the camera. Theres no ai there. And they werent playing to win they were playing to show stuff.
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>*click Guard Leman Russ tank*
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>>574989960
This is generally what most people want, people that think they want an AI that uses more complicated strats are (usually) just wrong.
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Yeah, not feeling it. Effects looks like dogshit, sounds non-existent, units all feel sluggish, nothing gives back crunchy feedback of TOTAL WAR being waged, everything got limp dick energy.
Might as well give units noodle poles and make them do pillow fight.
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>>574990151
i agree but u sound like a faggot
fuck you faggot
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>>574990151
It's alpha bro
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>unit cards doomers already btfo
doomsissies can't stop losing with this game
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>>574988635
So what are you doing? What are you going for when you play this game then?
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>>574990151
the game volume was extremely low to be fair
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why do they have a space marine giving all the advisor battlefield announcements?
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>>574990196
Kill yourself.
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>>574990089
i dont mind it getting complicated if its tau, eldar, tzeentch warbands or admech, but im also in favor of dumb ai if its feral orks and nids that rely on sheer numbers
unfortunately CA cant even make either of these logics work properly
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>>574990293
>.
faggot alert
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>>574990031
Are you retarded? You can see how are units get stuck and move wrong
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I liked the part where Baneblade kept spinning around and rushing into the melee range.
I love CA pathing and unit AI.
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>>574990151
Gayest post ITT so far
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we are all hybrid units down here
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>>574990252
Marines are smarter and stronger so naturally they give orders to guard peasants
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>>574990303
I've wanted AI profiles for different factions for a long time.
Greenskins should be retards charging straight ahead. Dwarfs should box up and try to stay in formation. Skaven should swarm. Etc.
Today it feels like i'm always fighting the same enemy: "The AI". It's always the same AI. Every faction behaves the same.
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>>574990461
Thats not ai. Holy fuck.
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>>574990492
>t.faggot
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if they make the ai smart how a dumb bitch like u would beat it?
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>>574990217
Play another Skarbrand campaign in WH3, duh.
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>half the general calling the ai bad for playing like shit when its 2 people playing
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>people want to see Guardsmen shooting!
>zooms in
>guardsmen just stand and do nothing
Holy shit, my fucking sides.
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>game tracks individual magazine status of each guardsman
Just how shit is this going to run?
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I've never seen a total war battle look and sound so tame and it's meant to be 40K
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>mod red lasers back in
>GW sues you
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>>574990987
they updated the engine, don't worry about it.
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>>574991154
Yeah you have posted this three times now and got no bites, no one cares
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>>574991269
I just got here, sorry I didn't read the thread
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>>574990204
>charge defence
>1

So they will just fold if a group of hormagaunts just looks at them menacingly?
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>>574991154
There is clearly (for now) no music for the battle.
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Watching that Baneblade face the wrong way for about half of the battle really hurt my soul.
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>>574991415
>bioengineered killing machines perfected over who knows how many billions of years
>vs human dudes wearing hard hat
I mean...
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Arbaal, my bro.. you might be a commander of Archaon but you are losing this one. You are facing the strongest Khorne has ever made.
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>14k people watching a random gameplay stream
nothing can stop the 40k bros
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>1 unit has multiple weapons
that is cool
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>>574992135
Oh, you playing a Dechala campaign?
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Flamer effect looks insane for a handheld weapon lol
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The battle looked fine but it doesn't matter much. I'll still try to autoresolve everything I can.
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Weapons can have different firing modes depending on how far away the enemies are.
I have been playing a game called Syrian Warfare and sometimes your sniper squads would change to SMGs if the enemies got into close range.
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>>574992273
Play the Terminator RTS those devs made, it's kino.
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>>574992273
that's actually really cool so you might be able to just bayonet charge now or charge in with chainswords after blasting everything
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>>574992273
>I'm playing a vatnik propaganda game
lmao
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Fucking 40k trannies.. ugh.. I'm out.. fuck this cringe fest of a thread.
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>>574992487
>can't even handle an hour of 40k
weak
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>>574988504
Modern 40k has fallen hard in terms of creativity. It used to be about your dudes, and what they were doing and now it's all these company made OCs that you can never exclude from


>>574988635
Oh oh no now you've done it! You've angered my wallet! It's closing! Cmon little guy it's not that bad it'll be a good game!
>Fooorced N-n-naaarative focus..... No...map paaaaint... *zips shut*

oh great! See what you've done anon? Now he won't spend money on more CAs games anymore?
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>>574992487
Noooo you can't leave, everyone is gonna miss your amazing and insightful posts
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>>574992273
Spearmaniichads 40k is already so much more advanced than our old toys...
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Finally he's gone
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>>574992593
>It used to be about your dudes, and what they were doing and now it's all these company made OCs that you can never exclude from
strategic orbital truth strike
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>>574992273
>playing zigger propaganda where they can pretend they won
lmao
are you also going to play the one where they imagine they're winning in ukraine?
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This is a Kasrkin squad and it is made up of a total of 30 entities.
16 of them are standard Kasrkin whilst the rest are composed of:
Voxcasters
Sergeants
Specialists

Single squads can have different entities within them.
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>map painters think anyone cares about them
lol
lmao even
the overwhelming majority of TW players never finish a campaign, let alone paint the map
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>>574992581
>>574992593
>>574992649
Silence, Space Trannies.
I've gotta collect SKULLS FOR KHORNE
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he's still begging for attention???
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>>574990561
it is lol
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You can view the stats of specific weapons.
Here is the range and damage of a Lasgun in Rapid Fire mode.
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NEW
>>574993260
>>574993260
>>574993260
>>574993260
NEW
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>>574992487
>I'm out..
fucking wish you'd go through with that you annoying little faggot
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>You can view the stats of specific wea
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>>574991154
Trvke
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>>574967795
True AI created by humans without fail decides to kill all humans a fraction of a second after it gains sentience.



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