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so what now
I need thick Fuku thighs around my head. It is a lucky ritual.
Tureina, Air Groove is asking for more children
name one thing you like about light hello that isn't her outrageous tits.
>>574839693Do we get free pulls of HOEH like during Kitasan?
>>574839693round
>>574839815Horse pussy.
You're going to stop spamming Rulershit once the new FOTM comes out.
>>574839765Mirako is a fatty who hates the pool and yet, almost all her fanart has her in a swimsuitfuck she's cute
>>574839815her pencil massive ass hidden underneath that pencil skirt
>>574839815she has crippling alcoholism just like me
>>574839906did air groove always looks super asian even for an anime girl
>>574839906
>>574839824Damn it I wrote the line wrong, it's been so long
I wish ningens were real
>>574839693Bananadol!
>>574839878Nyo I like her boobs and I want to play card games with herWill be rolling for her if I end up still playing this game and am, you know, whole
air groove only now feels likable with her kidsit's like poodolf feeling incomplete with ace and cockball
>>574839808Then it shall be done
>>574840073>only liked Air Groove nowfag
Bagua sex with Rickey
How do I convince Dober that I'm not scary
A few things added in this client update60fps concerts>+public const string Outgame249018 = "30 FPS";>+public const string Outgame249019 = "60 FPS";>+public const string Outgame249020 = "This setting enables 60 FPS concerts.";Independent training (obviously, though who knows if they will enable it right away)>+public const string SingleMode701008 = "Your trainee will start <color=#ff911c>training independently</color>. Proceed?";>+public const string SingleMode701009 = "You can\'t switch to a normal Career while Independent Training is still in progress.";+800 other strings and functions I'm not going to listAlso for some reason they translated this>public const string SingleMode701023 = "<atlas=PreIn sprite=utx_ico_notice_00/> Up to 10 Trainer Medals can be obtained per playthrough.";Not sure if they are talking about "Trainer Medals", as in the replacement for club points, something else, or if they are just translating random strings again
>>574840073I always called her wife material
>>574839903Ok but Tazuna already has that
>>574840306AUTO GODS WE ARE HERE FUCK YOU DANCHODE
>>574840364
>>574839808Good.
>>574839840i think falco won't get free pulls, or if she does it's gonna be singles, could be very wrong but everything about free pulls has only been about light/tachyon and teio/turbo
>>574840297Just accept it and rape her.
StegoCHAD won
NOW THERE'S NO EXCUSE TO TOLERATE FLATNIGGERS
>>574840306Trainer medals did start during GL in JP or so I've heard
>>574840481It's impossible for ningen to rape umas when they can easily overpower us
waheytfw at wagie even after maintenance ends so I won't be able to download on phone data
>>574840306The medal change surely is still far off. I dont think they'll banish club points just yet
>>574840507my dog ate my phone and pc
the mare the hardest to sexually satisfy hard mode: dont say gentil
>>574840691You really gotta put in the work on her
It must suck being an Uma with a fetish for being raped when all of the Torena's want to be the raped instead of the rapist.
>>574840691Umama
>>574840578Umas freeze in the face of rape.
>>574840306Evolved skills bros...
>>574840073i would like her if i didn't have trauma have throwing 170 pulls on her wedding banner and not getting any copiesyes, i was a dumb impulse roller who couldn't spark her, but stilland no, her spooking me during the dia banner does not make me forgive her
when does KSB get powercrept? what/when is the card that is the next "MLB or borrow forever"?
>>574841093Pasa.
>>574841093Pasa as a generalist card
>>574840691doberthere is no way a micropeen torena like me could ever live up to her depraved doujin fantasies
>>574841093El Speed, 8 months away I think
>>574840691
>>574841093
1,000,000,000,000 children
>>574841175Dober would be EXTREMELY weak to sex
>>574841356You can't survive that
Smart Falcon's songs are fucking dogshit. How is she even popular?
>>574841551She does night time favours for fat unc producers
shut the FUCK up curren
>>574841551Her fans only like her for how round she is
What songs has Rulership released with? I fucking hope she has a Meni Shuki version
WHERE IS WITGODI NEED TO KNOW WHICH PARENT I NEED TO TRAIN
>>574839815She looks like she can pump out 10 kids no sweat
she released with go back to your thread you fucking moron
>>574840691Urara
>>574841015Sorry bro...They did add these strings in the big 1.32.8 update, so m-maybeSingleMode194059 = "Evo";SingleMode194060 = "Skill Evolution";SingleMode194061 = "Before Evolution";SingleMode194062 = "After Evolution";SingleMode194063 = "Conditions";SingleMode194064 = "Ready";SingleMode194065 = "Ready to evolve at the end of this Career!";SingleMode194066 = "Condition {0}";SingleMode194067 = "Conditions to evolve not fulfilled.";SingleMode194068 = "Skill Evolution";SingleMode194069 = "Ready to evolve!";SingleMode194070 = "Evolution Selection";SingleMode194071 = "Don\'t evolve";SingleMode194072 = "Confirm Evolution";SingleMode194073 = "Perform skill evolution?"; SingleMode194074 = "The original skill will be lost.";SingleMode194075 = "End Career without evolving?";SingleMode194076 = "Skill not learned.";SingleMode194077 = "Ready to evolve!";SingleMode194078 = "Completed";SingleMode194079 = "Fulfill one of the following:";SingleMode194080 = "Select a skill evolution.";SingleMode194081 = "Skill Evolution";SingleMode194082 = "Select skill evolutions."; SingleMode194083 = "Make selections for all skills that can be evolved.";SingleMode194084 = "Confirmation";SingleMode194085 = "Proceed with the selected evolutions?";SingleMode194086 = "Evolving a skill will overwrite it.";SingleMode194087 = "Select evolutions for all skills.";
>>574841745Hog. You need to inherit her ult if you expect to beat her.
>>574841551Why do you brainless meme-repeating units always say "dogshit", is there some other kind of shit that you actually like? Maybe most other kinds, leaving the dog as the only choice of animal to use there in order to make clear that you mean "bad"?
>>574841551She isn'tCyge's industry plant
>>574841763Mature woman shape...
fucking UMASHIT
>>574841851Smart Falcon's songs are dogwater. Is that better?
>>574840562They're added on the 3.5th anni actually. But getting them early would be nice because there's not much worth buying in the club shop m.
>>574841343I'm confused, so you're recommended to pull on Ramonu wit or the shown wit cards for your style?
She desires more children
>>574841551GET ZERO!
>>574841015You WILL love Oguri Cap!You WILL worship the protagonist of the series!You WILL use her Regular and Christmas alt for another 6 months!
>>574842056I desire more JPfags returning to /umaJP/ like you
>>574841851THAT'S WHORESHITAnd I didn't say horseshit, I said WHORESHITLIKE A WHORE TAKING A SHIT
>>574842139
>>574842139be quiet seconday, you'll quit anyways after you brick from failing to roll a single tachyon
my desire is red
>>574842110>>574842193>>574842203You heard me
>>574841851Dog shit smells especially bad because the kibble that people feed them is cheap corn and onions their digestive system isn't meant to handle. That's why calling something dog shit is harsher than just calling it shit.
Guys I think I'm from reddit.
you saved rainbow crystals and pity rolls to not brick yourself one of the most important speed cards in the games history right?
For other autists what's your current loop, I'm still trying to make my own parent with restraint, racing spirit stamina and uma stan sparks.
>>574842181No matter how washed he is today, James is the goatI'm sure he'd love Umamusume
>>574842234I would assume you would still be embarrassed after you outed yourself over the stegofag, Sanjay
>>574841898She makes my penis PAINFULLY hard..
>>574842029Ramonu is your generalist card, and you want to aim for those kind of cards because that makes it easier to borrow style cards since I think borrowing a generalist card for a whole scenario or two is a losing out in the long run. She is your second wit card as you look to focus on a strategy whether you borrow or drop carats on those banners. It's like how Kitasan is still there, but plays second to your SMaru/Tachyon card until the end of Grand Masters, then Pasa is the generalist priority and you look around for style cards to play with her.
>Horny at work>Not horny at all now, just tired>Don't want to fap, but know the exact same thing will happen tomorrow if I don'tI hate being 40.
Oh yeah, not sure if anyone else posted about it but a few weeks ago cygames accidentally published the JP dev client on steamIt's not a debug build, so you can't really reverse engineer anything, and of course their dev servers are protected so you can't connect to them, but it's just kind of funny
>>574842515
Need a Stillposter to bounce on it crazy style
>>574842391Standard front runner loop + racing stamina
>>574842542nobody runs like this
>>574842542I've told you before, I'm not subscribing to your Umafans.
How do we feel about her? It's been one day.
>>574840507>Do 1 (one) (UNO) auto career a day>The previously flat line is now a slightly upwards flat line>But since everyone is the same and the guild fan count is skewed upwards for everyone anyways the overall result is that it's still an horizontal flat lineyeah lmao get fucked
WE FEEL that you should go back to your dead thread you fucking jpigger
>>574842729sex with belno
>>574840306>>574841812How do you check these, I want to be a cool Air Shakur hackerman too
>>574842391just trying to get a 3* blue gp with racing stamina + something else like couple igniteds right now
>>574842729Belno raped me
>>574840729holy lewd. Umamusume that usually wear ear condoms showing their ears bare is absurdly lewd.
>>574842743We feel you should be more open about your race, Arjun.
>>574842391Already have a uma stan/racing stam/risky/nimble loop. Trying to add pedal and throttle into it.
>>574842626ive masturbated to her 5 times
When does maintenance end? I need to log on and do my dailies just got out of work
>>574842391I've looping for a few days but oguri refuse to give birth to umastan + racing stam sparks, let alone landing a dirt pink while juggling that
>>574842391I posted mine back here >>574835916 a general "good stuff for front" parent loop there, I had a few parents where they had more dirt skills and dirt debuffs (Dust Cloud/Oppression) but they've been fighting to get sparked so I've held off on that for a few days. I've also been fighting even getting RS: Stamina to consistently pop up and I need to find good Restraint parents soon, but I wanted to do general stuff first, then start specializing more after pulls tomorrow.
>>574842483Ok thanks. I was thinking I'd pull the specialist card to go with CB since I have a lot of End umas already but I'll have to think it through some more.
nexto jiggo https://jiggie.fun/3_MCLG>https://jiggie.fun/3_MCLGhttps://jiggie.fun/3_MCLG>https://jiggie.fun/3_MCLGhttps://jiggie.fun/3_MCLG
>>574842898On daily reset. It's a big patch because they're adding auto.
>>574842990WTF.... my daily log in.....
>>574842898like in 3 hoursgrand live and banners in like 17 hours though
>>574842814I'm surprised Curren is pure enough to cover up her ears...
Musufusupune
>>5748428982 HOURS
I just watched Apocalypse Now it was really fucking good
>>574842139>>574842234>>574842743What did you mean by this?
>>574843078giwtwm on the right
I just nutted to an AI chatbot
>>574837886Okay, now what
>>574841981I just want to farm and take advantage of that automode for future random ssr tickets there and lgbt shards
I fucking hate all of you
>>574842975ew
>>574843125Which uma would go nuts of napalm in the morning?
>>574843189please be my creek..
>>574843078giwtwm on the left
curren is aWHOREfucjing dumbass bitch can't even run properly because her legs are fucked up from the constant umafans meetings she has that cause her umanko to be fucked up and looser than golshi's braingod, I hate, and I mean HATE that fucking town bicycle, public cumdump SLUT that won't even put out for her torena
GET ZERO!!!
How much does Oguri shit? Can she even digest all that food? Does she just shit out whole chunks of food?
>>574843078me as taishin and her as creek
please listen to falco's song
>>574843441You don't mean this
>>574843378Taabo
>>574843125racist chud
>>574843521>escape room Might I interest you in a funyarinpa?
>>574843441based falco telling it like it is
>>574843441That's nice FalcoNow get in the cuckshed, Light Hello's coming in like 20 hours
how much longer is mainthow much longer til glim sleepy
>>574843564torena your chunk of meat... it's rock solid...
>>574843690go to sleep nonny the game and general will still be here
>>574843521Happy Ending.
>>574843378Stay Gold/Dream Journey.
I think Forever Young VA unironically got the method actor thing where you're acting so much to the point you start losing your own personality https://x.com/i/status/2079536171261329770
I will headpat Taishin and call her cute.
>>574843690Just go to sleep7 and you wake up rested and refreshed4 and you don't wake up ever again
>>574843834h-how can i sleep now, bro...
>>574843834
>curren is a>WHORE>fucjing dumbass bitch can't even run properly because her legs are fucked up from the constant umafans meetings she has that cause her umanko to be fucked up and looser than golshi's brain>god, I hate, and I mean HATE that fucking town bicycle, public cumdump SLUT that won't even put out for her torena
>>574843690mant has been around for 4 months already bwo..
>>574843441>>574843896many are saying this
>>574843821those glasses make her look like a hag desui still would
>>574842391PEPE SILVA???PEPE SILVA IS REAL?
>>574843536I HATE CURREN
>>574843787>>574843521Mental illness...
>>574843787:)
>>574843268even me..?
I need her so bad
>>574843994BASED LAISU
>>574843878sleep NOW
sprinters! they are cute, cool, funny and of courseTHE STRONGEST! thats why everyone should be a sprinter and run fast as fucklongers do not reply go run long somewhere else
>>574843494But, She IS Super Creek.
>rickey banner>next banner Smart Falcon>both are dirtBut why...
Anyone want to like, semi-unironically RP?
>>574843878Bro it's fine, just sleep7 and it will all be a dream4 and you'll never dream again(you won't wake up)
>>574844239year 2 was year of the dirt umas, just like how year 5 was the year of the himbas
>>574844238Jiggling tits...
>>574844178Love those two>>574844239World is built on dirt
>>574844239To give numberfags ammo against Smart Falcon
>>574844178I will handle the little uma.
>>574844238those creeks are looking pretty super...
i find it funny that curren and falco have the same running animation
>>574844238>she spotted a shota across the stage
I fins it funny that Teioposters and Chiyoposters are fucking retards.
>>574844238>>574844294>>574844401are d cups really that.... medium irl? or are those B cups?
please stop talking about bra sizesespecially about japanese women oh god
When I wake up I want to see Falco by my side
Rape
>>574844257What are we RPing
>>574844125literally one of the umas who wud kill u
MEN
>>574844178what about sprinters who failed larping as a medium/long runner?
bwc nonnies doko...?
>>574844257OkOMG the Mant is done this is so much fun!
>>574844694real ones know this is a skinwalker
>>574844643>*gers drunk and molests dober at the back of the torena dorm building*>"don't fucking scream if you want to keep racing. your career rests on my hands after all"
wtf bros I can't log in
>>574844763they banned you
is creek really that baby crazy or is it STALLION propagandaI never trained her
>>574844718haha yeah
So like.... anyone wanna jong or something
dirt love
>>574844694Hi, Im here
>>574844763sweepygawd....
>>574844798She is crazy about making you into her baby
>>574844643Dober would have such guilty orgasms when she's feeling cock hungry and masturbating at night
>>574842769Download scylla and launch the game, select the uma exe from the drop down, pick dll and select GameAssembly.dll, click dump and save it somewhereDownload this fork of Il2cppdumper (https://github.com/c01ns/Il2CppDumper)Double-click the Il2CppDumper.exe and first select GameAssembly_dump.dll then select global-metadata.dat, which you can find in the steam game folder UmamusumePrettyDerby_Data\il2cpp_data\MetadataYou can also run it from the command line like: Il2CppDumper.exe GameAssembly_dump.dll global-metadata.dat <output-directory>It will create dump.cs, il2cpp.h, script.json, stringliteral.json, and a DummyDll folder wherever Il2CppDumper.exe is, unless you specified a different folderor you can just have my dumpshttps://litter.catbox.moe/vl8bng2oyq7kxkz4.zipI tried to make a script to compare the files, but it's almost useless, so I'm not gonna share itAll the stuff I found was just from searching "Independent Training" and "60 FPS" in dump.cs
/uma/ be like rape and then have zero discussion.
>>574843078Penis inside Taishin, tongue inside Creek
welp time to re-watch Cinderella gray and then fapping to oguri after a couple episodesoguri probably has very lickable armpits
oguri ated the servers
>>574844798
>>574844847pics?
>>574844845My Rickey smoked Grandma in a dirt race and made her cry
>>574844845
>>574844904don't do this, your umas will get a virus and you'll have to buy ivermectin to get rid of it
>>574839790She’s so fucking stupid
What is actually her appeal beyond "she's cute", and she has a hat? I need to know before I save her her.
Game needs to come back up quick
>>574845034As a 2hu enjoyer that's all you need to know to love her to death
>>574845018>Ffizer shill
will my career be killed
>>574845034she's a big horse
>>574844694is that your favorite?
>>574844905should we discuss exactly how we want to rape or be raped by our trainees
>>574845034SHE IS FUCKING ADORABLE WHAT DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
Does anyone have the edit of Sango laughing with Kitasan?
>>574840073gayest post itt
>>574845098definitely what I prefer
>>574844963I want to have sex with Oguri straight after a day of training
>>574845034she has funny lore with her owner and mom
>>574845004https://files.catbox.moe/6lnelm.jpg
>>57483969316 hours until an end of an era
For skill that give increase current speed (ie. spe ult) do you lose that speed when the effect end?
>>574845158nyoo... i am too small...
>>574845089oh it's very dead and John Cygames won't compensate for you
>>574845089I'm so sorry but.... they glued her
>>574845091for uma
>>574845184>reposting AGAINI've seen you on /gif/ too many times to count, and while it IS nice you will not hypnotize me again.
>>574844513uma creek is at least H, maybe I/JIRL D is to anime medium_breasts
They should add Biwa Heidi since she was Air Groove's close rival
>>574845260>>574845267nyo... I already had a career glued in last weeks maintenance...
gay nigga hours
>>574845275Its not even me posting that on /gif/ some anon/s saved it and repost it
>>574845034I like white pupil
>>574845362bitchalso get a gfmake someone happy with that...NOW
>>574845321
>>574845416That gf is you
>>574844826if I was home I would.......
How many hours now until maintenance is done?
More?
>>574845326
>A Daily Free 10x Scout event is set to begin at 10:00 p.m., Jul 22, 2026 (UTC)!>For the duration of this event, you will be able to perform a 10x scout on one of the currently available Scouts!OKAY BUT WHICH ONE!??!?!IS IT JUST THE TACHYON/LIGHT BANNER, OR YOU ARE GONNA TROLL US AGAIN
>>574844694Kitasan bleached
how do we make this thread worse?
>>574845485It's OK bro, we can always jong later when you're back from work. Just havent seen an /uma/ jong lobby in so long....
>>5748454902 but I think new scenario maint usually gets extended by a bit
Dirty umas.
>>574845462do NOT tempt me...
Bwos does paid banner gives random uma or is it a selector bwos?
>>574845564you WILLL get your yellow falco AND LIKE IT
>>574845590You post the preggos, I'll post the fat umas. Maybe someone can post futa...? The possibilities are endless!
>>574845674It's right there for your pleasure
but i have those sparks... ;_;
>>574845678Random uma
>>574845746So i pay i can get a dupe? Wha'ts retarded bwo
>>574845678scam banner enjoy your 4th rice shower
>>574845710ugh...
>>574845746I am going to PAY and they WILL give me Xmas OGURI
>>574845785Thanks!
ugh... faggots...
https://youtu.be/u2c2QTIhZEMCan I have a TLDR on this video?
>>574845785but i don't have rice shower......
Put this on loophttps://youtu.be/SxlTm8giPZw
>>574845678There will be selector banners later on so it's good to save up monthly paid carats if you're poor
>>574845836Just pull her with your fourth free pull on the Copano Rickey banner bwo, it's not that hard.
>>574845853Wait, but doesn't Dober...?
>>574845830slut..
>>574845830should hav been me and you
>>574845853hate those. my bwc is only for girls and nonnies pretending to be girls.
akebonos career should've had her becoming extremely thin due to fear of overweight but after losing a race you tell her to just keep eating again i think it would've reflected her irl career better
>>574845928
Cock....
>>574845965You dont have a bwc thougheverbeit
>>574845853Dober wouldn't say slurs...
>release dirt uma>that needs resources from new races so you can't farm>announce dirt CM what did cygames mean by thiswhat
Hashiri~ Hashiri~ Hashiri~!
>>574846097yuh huh it's awake right now
The rare mood-up kale combo
>>574846136>not already being pot 5wtf are you doing
>>574844641Nah she loves me, and only me. Sure I might have to deal with her getting some blood on her cheeks but she loves me and wants to keep me safe, is that so bad?
>>574846097do you like have a personality over samefagging about your dick or
I have a bac (below average cock). Any nonnies interested
>>574846193I wanna punch Still and Still posters in the face
>>574846241We all have blood alcohol level, you arent special
GIVE ME BIG CONCERT ALREADY I WANT TO KNOW IF I'LL HATE IT OR NOT AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bue-chan is a pervert
>>574846241if you're short enough I can be your onee-san, in which case having a bac is perfect
>>574846220gay ass nigga posts it online for fat nerds to see, what do you think
Nice thread globalFAGS
>>574846329H..how short
>>574846241sounds like someone who would request sashes
Anyone wanna play Stable Travelers with me?
>>574846389hmmm...around 5'6" or under
>>574846425> StableTravel, an AI-agent-focused API and booking platform,??? bwo??
>>574846352The pool
>>574846534gay sex
>>574846398I needed them for my DIRT trainees>>574846523Just missed it
>>574846352Nice flab, fatso
>>574846352>FAGSPot calling the acid black
>>574846662>too short for a bwc>too tall for shota larppoor nonny
Game should be up in 1.5 hours, right? Going to take a nap and then wake up to start the download and then go back to sleep.
>>574846735Life is unfair
I hope you're ready, /uma/, HER ERA is about to begin
https://xcancel.com/i/status/2079465146800316868Gentilcow
>>574846840400 pulls is enough for MLB, right? ...right?
>>574846840Tachy love!
I bet it's the swagapino sweepy poster
Post your tits Umama
My trainee is south-east asian…
You did get her, correct?
>>574846303https://exhentai.org/g/4066526/eabd7a5bcf/
>>574846959Umama only posts them for BWC
>>574846905Its a coin flip
>>574846942i heard he quit after losing another CM
>>574846303>>574846998SHORTSTACK SEXOOO
Back to JP all of you
>>574846985nah she’s ugly and I don’t believe in thad made up feng shui bullshit
>>574847071
>>574847026Is Umama interested in BBC?
What kind of sick fuck is sexually attracted to Oguri? How is that even possible?
>>574846998>anal focusHard pass
>>574847154>stamina training>mile
>>574847027Does this count two guarantee pulls for 400 or nah?
ITS UP
>>574847058>Sweepy added to the game>quits right away
Do I actually need mlb tachyon? Like it can't be that much better than my mlb kb right?
>>574847217brainlet...
>>574847337Unless they modified it for EN its worse
>>574847217retard
>>574847173you need to @ them
>>574847154>Next race, I'll leave her in the dust....
>>574847117She's really pretty though? That's like her only asset... at least according to her scouting story.
>>574847354>>574847449
anyone anons not from europe or north/south america here?which country are you from?
>>574846985Nah, I'll get her on the selector.
>>574847524SEAnon...
Don't ask which club has a SEA majority
>>574847524I’m from Israel
>>574847515now I feel bad. see how one of the earlier boxes becomes empty every 200 pulls? it's counting sparks.
>>574847524jp
Should I use Dober (All seeing eyes) or W. Mayani (MM) for second stamina debuffer?
>>574847579which one?
>>574847579so a tryhard club that still doesnt perform that well? easy, its /uma/hjong
>>574847667Mambo
>>574847619T-t-t-ty bro i'm kinda new here
Do I wait 10 days to spend all free rolls and then pump carats or just pump and dump
>>574847337It's the best speed card in Grand Live, wirse after. Must pull for pace, potentially skip for other styles (assuming you'll have Maru or Pokke)
maint was meant to end at 8am, maybe it meant UK time and not eu time
>>574847581V...
>>574847027A SIX POINT FIVE CHANCE TO MAKE ITDICK PULLERS AND IMPULSE ROLLERS WILL MAKE IT RAAAAAAAAAH
>>574847524kenya
>>574847524
>>574841551she have a nice voice
God, I love umamusumes
>>574847524Mejiro Kingdom
>>574847907where are his tits?
>>574847907Umama...
I went to sleep early to skip maintenance but now I'm awake and the game is still in maintenance what the hellalso for some reason had a dream about Curren playing palworld with me, why couldn't it be a sex dream? fuck
>>574847524The kingdom of Mikado
>>574843086she does it so nobody regconize her from her secret umafans account
>>574846985Too skinny for me.
>>574847907Very hot but isn't that a fox or something
>>574847743Yes!!!!
Sorry I only reply to cute images of Silence Suzuka, not cosplay whores
>>574847798>>574848023ears look the same to me
>>574848002I think you mean the EASTERN Kingdom of Mikado, friend
>>574847743I'm pumping like 350 rolls then wait for the rest slowly
>>574848036based
post something sleepy
literally useless at anything but MLBfuck this whale ass ame
>>574847784He's from the flippies tho?
>>574847524Are Australians welcome here...
new cute makween just droppedgrope
which uma do you forget exists until someone else mentions her. the one where if she was deleted from the game you wouldnt notice and it wouldnt affect the game at all.
>>574848128>Love FineMo>Love Suzuka>Love Kris SMaybe I'm just into pretty women that wear gloves now that I think about it.
>>574848206>that ringsex sex sexx sex
>>574848148
>>574847695this place is actually pretty helpful when it's not being gay or trying to gaslight anons. you'll learn if you stick around here or use any of the resources. but don't show weakness like that. never let the wolves know you're bleeding...
>>574848206fuck up cunt. why is there no aussie horses in uma. or a kangaroo and an emu in an horse costume.
>>574848152That chin deals puncture damage
>>574848221Daiwa Scarlet
>>574847581
>>574848089HOY! What are you saying?
>>574848221Probably Rob Roy, sorryThe real answer is the uma that I probably can't think of right now
>>574848206Damn that's a good looking CurrenLong hair is so superior
I strongly condemn references to glue, slaughterhouses, specific dishes, and other things that refer to the murder of humanoid creatures and cannibalism, when it comes to the Uma Musume franchise. Especially when made as a joke, because these jokes stopped being funny a year ago. And have long been a source of irritation.
>>574848000that sounds based though Palworld is fun now
>>574848250I bounce like this btw
>>574848386
>>574848221How am I supposed to know an Uma I've already forgotten exists in the game?
The benefits of brown are clear as day
1 HOUR UNTIL AUTO KINO
We fucked
>>574848152any /t&f/ x uma crossover?
>>574847581I went on holiday with my buddies and some Jewish schizo at the train station at night thought we were from Palestine and tried to fight us
I think it’s funny that statistically at least one anon here is a woman. Reading the schizophrenic bullshit that sometimes occurs in this general, I have a small laugh thinking it’s a woman who typed some bullshit out
>>574848206depends. are you a bogan boy?
>"You haven't won a champions meeting? But there's been like 16, surely you could win one of them"
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>574848505The most schizo poster I've met was a woman
>>574848514The beautiful and kind Suzuka would never say this.
>>574848505desu lesbians love this game.
>>574848541>GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUGGLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>574848487oh that was probably me srythe mere sight of melanized skin triggers a blood rage in me
>>574848487wtf umama is brown as fuck? no more smoochies
>>574845709someone posted futa Kingu the other day and it absolutely broke me, I'd suck on first-rate cock and I'm not ashamed to say it
>>574848514>mfw i won the first 2 champions meetings then never won one again. like i peaked in high school and am washed upuma for this feel?
>>574848514Well you had four legs yet you got euthanized for fracturing one. Surely you make do without one of them?
>>574848451Somebody post the auto parent schedule
>>574848505Umama is her though?
>>574848514shows up with my double platinum title and puts my arm around herhey babe who you talking to?trying not to laugh voice
>>574848632The one who can save you
namedroppers are so boring
>>574848556(me)>>574848505Also stop being a simp please, we already know there's several female posters ITTSo what? Are you going to meet them IRL? Even if there's an avatarfag you know is a woman just act with them the same way you talk with other posters
>>574848175he is american japanese actually which explains his schizophrenia perfectly
>>574848221The obvious answer here is a bunch of JP umas that arent popular enough for porpaganda like North Flight, Believe etc.But out of the current global roster for me it's probably Winning Ticket? Idk, I just never think about her. Mejiro Bright is the other one but she has the Mejiro name attached to her so I feel like if I had to count/name all the umas I'd remember her.
>>574848487>not bringing your dog with you
please show me a screenshot of rickey in s3 i swear im going insane i know s3 is boring as shit but theres no way i missed her existenceno one ever mentioned rickey or told me about rickey and then i find out she was in s3
>>574848720Feminine hands typed this
>>574848625I'm not umama and I'm not brown, one of my friends is brown though and another is sort of brownish.I'm still racist tho
>>574848632Man the first two CMs were brutal I legit lost all of my races in CM1 from being clueless, and then went graded for the second. Those were hard. Hold your head up. I only won 4 Plats and all of them were by sheer luck, it will happen eventually
>>574848730>american japanesehe wishes
>>574848720>we already know there's several female posters ITTProof?>>574848763She's in the opening
>>574848832I was told Hokko's Tarumaes are bigger than that
>>574848763One of the earlier episodes where Dia is investigating her cursed bloodline or some shit around the school?? I also don't remember shit was mid
>>574848783club?
>>574848832wowsers who is that sexy uma on the right shes mogging those other two into the shadow realm
>>574848763
>>574848920That's your grandma...
>>574848905/Uma/Club
>>574848860
>>574848940
>>574848751They just wanted to play
>>574848994I was given correct info it seems
>>574848513No I'm the furthest from being a bogan...
>>574848940>rickety-split>coppa-carefulidc if she's not for (You) she's peak
>>574848940I need to watch new umas
>>574848221Probably Biwa. She's not very good as an uma, not very memorable compared to her sister.
>>574849028yeah... maybe dude had an extreme phobia or something
>my trainer wants to pee
>>574848832>>574848940finally! i guess the introduction of a gazillion side characters for some reason made me disassociate and ignore whatever the fuck was going on
>>574849049then you're cleared for smooching
>>574848453D-DIGITAN WOULDN'T WEAR THIS
>>574848514ThisIf you lost 16 champions meetings you are a bad trainer, sorry, I don't make the rules
>>574848832Were dirter hooves meant to be that cute?
I'll get her her Ms. Victoria one day
uma most likely to be a conspiracy theorist and believe in the jew world order?
>>574849139Would Kingu be first rate enough to do that for her trainer?!
>>574849189congrats anon you really deserved that one
what ever happened to just learning a video game by playing itwhat happened to shame
.
>>574849305>playing video games
>>574849289If it were actually helpful and necessary in her training, yes. But good luck convincing her of that.
>>574849305But the game is in maintenance so i can't play to learn?
>>574849283grass easily
anyone else pulling brian (forma de blaze)?
>>574849305Japanese players prefer communal hivemind learning and gain enjoyment from finding instructions to follow and then following them.
>>574849435sadly only white guysshes the most white coded uma in the game
>just get back from swimming since there was maint>SMART FALCON SOLO SONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxlTm8giPZwHOLY SHIT BROS I know it's old news to this thread but was this ACTUALLY new or just something JP had in the past?
>>574848514I've only ever won 1 platinum. Consistently lost in A group ever since and have been stuck in B group at a certain point. Most of my wins are just in B group.
>>574849435I'm a millenial, sadly I can't betray the beast inside me and rolling for her is a need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ov1swHlPIY
You guys could be practicing Grand Live on JP instead of shitposting and being brown
the satonos are weird as fuck man wearing a fly mask inside is fucking weird
>>574849494pretty cool honestly because the MV got remade for global
>>574849435Bare my claws, bare my fangs, my heart's racingIt's the thrill of the fightAs I run and I howl at the moon, i knowI've the strength to defeat any foe, i seeThere is nowhere that I cannot go, so face meCome prepared if you dare, but you'll never bring me downI'm free! The beast has been unleashed
>>574849494>swimmingThat's... uncommon
>>574849494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
do all brazillian girls irl really look like amazon?
>>574848505the jiggie players are women
>>574849553she’s so fucking cool man i love her so much
Matikanefusukitaru
>>574849650the MV is different and made for global specifically retard, look at the fortune slip for example
do we get the Sex Hello banner right away?
ohayou
>>574849554JP is trash, I'm never touching it
who is the blackest uma in the game
>>574849719no, you get the new banner (and scenario) at banner reset time
>>574849554I don't have 50gb free space on my phone
>>574849732ok im just gonna admit it, /uma/ might not want to hear this but shes sexier than kita
Surely you have more plats than a femanon
>>574849391If I pee in her mouth, that leaves more time for me to talk tactics!!
>>574849494Why does the singer not sound like Falco
>>574849651No, most brazilian women are overweight or outright obese but 50% of the fat in their body goes to their ass/thighs so people tend to say it's a good thing, aka "te bunda" Brazill in general is one of the most famous architect societies on earth, they outright brag that their women can literally kill you with their asses.All of this is basically the opposite of uma musume, which is a "titty game" at best since all umas have frankly pathetic asses and mostly tame bodies in general compared to the ABSURD modern state of gacha women
>>574849836it's mio honda
>>574849603wtf a brian xivbro?
>>574849746fuku
>>574849746verxinacesariothe other one
>>574849746Kitasan Black
>>574849836It's falco, people can sound pretty different when singing anonYou know all those old british singers who sound like total disasters when talking normally?
>>574849869They had to bring in a different idol to sing even though Falco is right here?Falco humiliation ritual really never stops
>>574849864its weird because surely having a big ass would be an advantage in a sprint, more power etc. and big tits would be a disadvantage. which uma looks most like a olympic sprinter?
>>574849864>reddit spacing>brazilian>that picuh oh
>>574849603that was a really fun bosspretty brian coded actually, u rite
>brazilmost powerful mare when
Time to play kingdom come deliverance after watching too many clips of GoT
>>574849864wait, umama is brazillian?
>>574849987no, im bolivian
>>574849987It's maint man, get over it.
>>574850059dios mio
narita_brian_animal_i_have_become_amv.wav
>>574849641if Maruzensky causes a million boners, then I am one of them. if Maruzensky causes ten boners, then I am one of them. if Maruzensky causes only one boner then that is mine. if Maruzensky causes no boners, then that means I have erectile dysfunction from jerking it to Maruzensky's sexy body too many times.
Do we have any argie posters left or did they all commit suicide?
>>574850129.exe
>>574850043Have you finished the game yet? Whenever I play it I always get bored soon after the farm slaughter investigation
>>574849964Comically large asses provide no athletic benefit whatsoever anon. Butt cheeks don't like, store energy like a megaman energy tankSomething tells me you like Nikke...
>>574850160what!!!!
>>574849651I wish man.>t. family hosted a Brazilian exchange student for 10 months who was into me.
>>574850158they all starved to death after their currency crashed. they cant afford to whale anymore or eat
>>574850031that's jamaica bwo
>>574849732Ohayou Dia-chan!>>574849793All you did was speak the truth brother
first rate seiyuu
>>574850223idk i just looked at the womens sprint final on youtube and they all have big thighs and asses.i do play nikke though...
>>574850305bros really be here making up country names that don't exist
>>574850173I have never played it before, so I’m going in blind
>>574850031I played ragnarok online many many many years ago in a brazilian guild despite being a burger and literally all the girls kept saying if I came to brazil they'd fuck me until I passed out, the other anon was right though all of them were really fatTOO BAD I WAS LIKE 14 SO OF COURSE I HAD NO MONEY TO FLY ANYWHERE AHHHH
>>574848632Seiun SkyAir ShakurNeo Universe
>>574850368I literally don’t know any of these other foids
>>574850368Man I don't recognize anyone except the girl from nekopara (no idea who it is I just know of the game)Am I a pleb or is there just a lot of garbage anime out there
>>574850453okay but what class did you play
>>574850368Ayamine Kei mentioned!!The Alternative anime is pretty bad, dont watch it
>>574850537How do you not know King Gay
>>574850581even /a/ admits 99 percent of anime is garbage. they blame gacha for taking all the talent though
>>574850453I also remember being online as a teen and women were very openly groomers back then, maybe some of them were men tho
>Maintenance ends>Yay new update!>Open the game>Realize i can't do anything because i need to save TP for new scenario
>>574850598early on wizard, swapped to monk when they came out and never looked back
>>574850581Menou is the one I recognize, that virgin road anime kinda sucked but it had a cool conceptalso opening from milli
I won 1 CMThat is good enough & always beYep
>>574850620/a/ has been a dogshit board for 10 years at the very least, what do they know>>574850662Your TP refills? You need at least 100 for each CM
>>574850710sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>/uma/spic general
>Hmm I will watch funny youtube videos while I wait for this game to download >watch 40 minutes of jp analog horror >fear the growing shadow in the corner I’m so fucked bwos
>>574850775uma has always been a spic game newfag
>>574850620I mean it's a semi-valid complaint gacha companies kind of have infinite moneyLike we can enjoy our game and admit we're the bad guys
>>574850710kinda based I love championI mostly played clown and whitesmith
Do evo skills kill Oguri or do they make her stronger?
>>574850815speak for urself
>>574850819I didn't see /a/ complaining about gacha when the uma anime was good
>>574850760artist? or did i just get fooled by sloppa
>>574850815uh oh melty
>>574850873Neither. She's still stupidly good in 2000-2200m mediums but also gets nothing from evo skills
>>574850887it’s slop
>>574850887that's clearly sloppa
>>574850815horseracing is a white mans hobby + you only cared about uma after it became popular with the global release
>>574850815>flat uma asses>spic game
>>574850453>monk>when they came outI know everyone likes to larp as ojisans because it's the "cool" thing to do but this anon is zero-irony 40+ years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGqLzvLRl5Y&t=507sThis would be so great if they did it with the VAs (8 min 30s if the timestamp doesn't work)
you guys didn't watch the anime when it was airing? am I sharing a thread with newfags?
>>574849702I know, why are you calling me a retard???He asked if it was something JP had in the past, which it is, so I posted a link to it for comparisonYeah they remade the MV for global, you already told him that, also I assumed that the fucking english text on the screen was obvious enough
>>574850887https://x.com/hermityyhttps://hermity.fanbox.cc/posts/8474532>>574850916>>574850917retards
>>574850887anon just look at the fine details, that's what AI fucks up right now. Her collar looks awful for example
>>574851032I still havnt watched the anime
>>574850453you were gonna get killed if you went to brazil lil bwo
>>574850991Idk about HERE but twitter has a fucking absurd amount of spic uma fans, like a LOOOOTAnd they're all horny as fuck
>"Nice" Nature>still rapes you
>>574850887AI is getting much better, soon we will say drawnsloppa because the AI art will be better than human made art
>>574851117It's not rape if you get hard.
IT'S UP
>>574851032Cinderella Grey is the only one worth watching
>>574851045retard>>574851038never lecture anyone on this topic ever again
>>574851189My penis? yeah
>>574851189Its not nice to lie
>>574850992I'm 32 and I played ragnarok when uppers weren't a thing too
>>574851162she debuffed trainers dick he had no control over it
>>574851202Your shitty artist uses AI and it's obvious to everyone with eyes bwo
Almost there…
Never watched the animeall-skip on careers since day 1 second 1all concerts skipped, even the CM-victory concertall individual stories skipped for caratsreddit spacing
>574851189ew
>>574851189Go to sleep fatty
Im playing a 1h loop of Hava Nagila so Yahweh blesses my pulls
>>574850819I'm not the bad guy I don't pay Cygames nuthin
I hate sloppa so fucking much. How long until real artistry dies and we are left with the same shit regurgitated by a machine time and time again? Fuck this shit world.
round
Good morning i hate MANT
>>574851312smooch
>>574851346I'd gladly accept that if AI porn video generation got un-fucked and returned to the state it was in march, artists are obnoxious liberals anywayOr if the technology actually got better but I'm trying to bargain
I'm in
I played RO too! you're not special
soon
Real niggas played Runescape
Check these moves
>>574851430You should be fucked in the ass with a rusty crowbar. Waste of oxygen.
>>574851430what happened to it?
>>574851438Actually I think you're special, since I like anyone who played original RO and wish we were friends, especially if you played on loki!Also fine motion is awesome
>>574851463it's here...[ Our Giant Concert ]
Nishino's flower.
>>574851491i still play…
what was the things left out of MANT? new years, raffle, and character events? anything else?
>>574851438PROOF YOU DID?
can't wait for Our Grand Live Concert!
>>574851580career goals
I don't even know what I did for the past 4 hours, I think I just stayed in the thread
>>574851580fun
>>574851613I adore this stupid obese chud like you wouldn’t believe
>>574851613whats a normal amount of time to stay in the thread per day? 30 minutes?
>>574851580will to live
>>574851528basically all ai porn video generators all got globally censored in the same week and never came back, to top it all off they all also got paywalled but paying is useless since you're paying for a "YOUR CONTENT HAS BEEN MODERATED" screenIt's kinda crazy how we're literally in the middle of the slop-pocalypse and NO RICH AI DUDEBRO ON PLANET EARTH wants to step up to the plate and exclaim "Yes, I am the one going for the porn audience" like the entire PLANET is afraid of it
>>574851668Let's go, go!
>>574851613Did you goon at least
>>574851580Braindead gameplay
>>574851613I was gonna play palworld but shitposting in the thread was more comfy
>>574851680why would you even censor ai porn, its not real.its like censoring drawings
>>574849869We hate Mio Honda
>>574851680local video porn is still a thing but that march aipocalypse really killed everything fun in the world
It's up!
its up
>>574851497cool, now check this
Anytime I see Mio Honda's name I can only think of Hiyori from Priconne.
>i can continue my careerWhat's going on
Finally, I dont have t play anymore
IT'S HERE
>>574851840join cunnyinc
my career lived
>>574851740Part of it's legal reasons, they don't want you making illegal stuff. You can make illegal porn of real people (would mainly be celebrities obviously), or of real or fictional children (can still be illegal even if they're fictional). Or you can violate intellectual property - I tried to make ChatGPT put a Pokémon into an umamusume outfit or some such crap once just for a one-off joke image and it refused in order to protect the rights of Nintendo or whoever. I imagine the rest is just the standard anti-sex attitude that almost everybody has in almost every context
I DONT HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME ANYMORELETSFUCKING GOOOOO
trans and larper?. Classic
>>574851860>>574851883Who fucking cares about that, the real feature is here
AUTO MODE ALART THANK YOU ROUND FALCO
>>574849305discovery in games hasn't existed for at least 15 years and probably closer to 25everything is reverse engineeredeverything is dataminedeverything is optimizedeverything has been thought of for younothing is newall that's left to do is decide whether you want to form your own opinion or adopt someone else's
Does the auto get scenario specific skills?
Im glad they didnt kill my MANT career
So where was the guide for autoing a good parent for CM17?
>>574851983you can just not click on the videos or wikis or so
>>574851947grim.
>>574851740It's weird too since you'd think one of these fags like muskrat would realize roping in all the coomers would be a basic instant-win to the AI war, whatever platform that embraced it could just IMMEDIATELY brag they have the biggest userbase, but indians spam generating videos of that one girl from jurrasic park with P cup breasts probably cost them too much>>574851745local generation is only really possible for images, which there's 100 different options for ai porn images out there, take your pickEven 5090 rigs (which now cost like, 20k usd) can't realistically do it, or it just looks like shit. If you're ACTUALLY rich you make a mini server cluster I guess but now we're talking a pretty fucking small portion of the populationAnyway I only went into this cuz it's maint
IT'S HERE.Reposting this. Add these to your auto, those are potential skills you can gain from random card events and 1st chains. OR means pick one be cause you they collide (eg Falcon's first chain has GW and focus). REMOVE means the same but you usually don't need both of them anyways so it shouldn't matter. Remember to reference it with your uma/cards/scenario events, so you don't accidentally brick yourself>https://rentry.co/UmaAutoSkills
>>574851740ppl were using ai to strip kids and teens and to cover women in splooge ropes
>>574851947There's websites that host any illegal content you can think of. All we need is a chink company that doesn't care about faggy western laws
>>574852018*I* can, but there is clearly a critical mass of people who can't, or this wouldn't be a concept
Granny's super cute bros.
This ones for you danchou
>>574852017gwo your prefarmed great grandparents?
Good luck, time for you to eat shit
>>574852046harry gateau
BROS I CAN AUTO>auto-play can't get SS in any scenario until grand liveOh, not much to do until tomorrow then.
how does auto work for fan farming/success rates? I'm assuming i can't just make an uma race 50 races
where the frick is the gacha I want to roll the gacha
It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOdZZH_lbc
>>574851592ummmmwillow, payon cave, glast hiem?used to waste so much time sneaking/fucking around alone in bio lab too
Just autoplay? What else?
rip MANT forever and ever
w-where is the auto option
how many energy drinks do you have saved up for the new auto mode
>>574852227Autoplay AI is horrible for MANT btw, it cant use the shop correctlyexpect a B+ uma
light hello just flew over my house
>>574852227>Independent training on MANTenjoy your shitty uma
>>574851964it's amazing... https://litter.catbox.moe/z7oj5g.mp4(barely see any difference)
>>574851147The posing and setting are still downright terrible, it's what kills sloppa for me. Seen one, seen them all.
what dick for autoplay??
Does the skill choice list not get saved? It'd gonna be annoying to have to put it in every time
>>574852309How many do you even need to put in?
QUICK: HOW DO I MAKE A FAN RUN AUTO DECK?Also can an auto run fail the career?
>>574852291mine
>Game does the thing where the fullscreen mode glitches out and I end up with 75% of the screen with a white voidLET ME INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>80MBshe's a whopper>>574852046even if you don't go full autism with these, remember to prioritise corner or straightaway recovery to not get rekt by anshinzawa
>>574852181https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpKh-XlQIOQ&t=308s
>>574852343No it can't
I want to look at Sweepy's panties
>>574852252I probably only used less than 8 of these between launch and MANTblazer. But thanks to Neo Unity/URA and rerolls, I used 10 just this month lmao.
ok let's see what's gonna cook
balanced, stamina or sprint?
>>574852046>There's a limit to amount of skills you can putFUCK
can independent racing handle 4 races in a row or will it shit the bed?
>>574852289i agree this is the main problem. just the girl standing closely infront of a generic background.>>574852443I KNEEL.>>574852448its like hatching an egg. or waiting for your kid to be born. hope it doesnt end up retarded
HOLY FUARRRRRK HYPEEEE
>>574852496You risk losing races after 3 but it's not that big of a deal iirc
>>574847515don't mind them we were all new once <3
>>574852471Yeah cuz you choose the skills at the end. This is just so you can tell the AI to prioritize and get those skills asap from events and shit.You dont nee to put your entire desirable skill list there unless you are fucking stupid.
>>574852252I burned through a ton of these during those Carnival events where you wanted to inherit the Spark because I don't know what I'm doing.
>I need to choose skills>ONE BY ONEFUCKING CYGAMES
alright oguri 1 billion fans please
>>574852338Depends on your deck I guess. I put in:Straightaway adept (Kitasan)Corner adept (Fine)Groundwork (Falco)Up-tempo (Scarlet)Though I think corner adept and groundwork aren't needed because they're both the 1st option and it defaults to the 1st if there's a choice? I don't remember all the rules
What does this mean?
>>574852218ok you have a passnow get on UAro and be my priest I'm leveling a BB knight right now
>>574852252I blazed through mine thanks to spark reroll
>>574852587Yes i know. But there's like 50 skills you can get from random card events. And there's uma events. And scenario events.
>>574852496There's a chart that went more into it, but you can risk up to 4, but once you get to 5 and especially 6, you're going to fuck up your uma's chance to win the later races. That's why if you've seen this schedule, they recommend you don't add a JBC race in Senior Year for auto.
Best outfit is now in the game
So how do decks work on independent training? Should I just pick ones with lots of hints?
>>574852181I think you get a 110% chance to win if you're distance and track A , if you do 3 races in a row your win % drops. More than 4 and you'll start losing too much
oh shit
>6 open club requests>scroll up>dirt sashesevery time, man.
are evolved skills here yet?
INTO THE AUTO MINES RICE VILLAIN BRING ME BACK MY MOOLAH
WAIT you can't choose more skills? Is it going to buy PP even if I didn't select it?
Game database updatehttps://litter.catbox.moe/355mqsldvrm193c6.png gacha_free_campaign 24 addedbanner 30111 is the tachyon/hello banned10 free rolls per day from July 22 to Jul 27Not 100.
>50 mins for a MANT runlmao
>>574852107>>574852116Can you guys post the optimal schedule?Thanks>>574852741What about regular races?
>>574852834it's over...
>>574852834yeppers
>>574852820it won't buy anything, it just generates a bunch of hints and drops you at the end of career screen to choose skillsthe priority system is to guide it on which events to priorize
>>574852834AIIIIIIEEEEEEE
There is now a non zero percent chance that you'll lose the Finals to a badly built auto uma
>>574852687Cheval Grand means Big Horse........
>>574852820It won't buy any skills, this is just setting which skill to get hints for from events.
Where's the winrate table again bros
>>574852834so the same as Riko then
>>574852834you RIKE
now that auto is herewhat will happen to [ your club ] next month?
>>574852889Honestly no that actually is a 0% chanceauto umas are pathetically weak, parent autism is genuinely their only purpose
>>574852810She’s so fucking smart and cool
>>574852862Does it really still run if you close the window on PC?
>>574852741any difference between switching tokyo daishoten and arima kinen?
>>574852912Nah, same as ToproWe got 100 free pulls for Riko instead of like 12
Skills to put. Must have:Uma/Scenario skillsCard skills depending on what you Brought and need (e.g. PTO if you Brought Muteki, straight Adept with kitasan)Straight or corner Recovery - incase sasami shows upUma stan/nimble nav/gw - always good and reliable
what level of surface/distance aptitude is required to guarantee wins in auto?
>>574852669The few guides I watched said it's not understood what it does, though suggest it determines how it distributes training/stats. So stamina probably ends with more stam/guts and sprint ends up with more speed/pow/wit.
>>574852967Yes
>>574852967yes it's the fully auto career unlike the piloted career JP also has
>>574852968gives you an extra race for affinityyou can cut out all the dirt races if you prefer the SP but if you have at least D dirt it's easy to take the gamble for
this is a umamiliation ritual
>>574852834How are you parsing the game files
>>574852968Some umas have senior Arima as a career goal and auto career still makes you do career goals if not in trackblazer
>>574853040The century of Falco humiliation
>>574853025Can you cancel the pilot mid run?
>>574852967I closed the game, went to my phone, and it's still going
>>574852904>Where's the winrate table again brosPlease help
>>574851680It sure proves that sloppa addicts are cattle when you cannot understand why that happened. Never beating the room temp IQ allegations
>Oh boy with auto careers now I have all this time to play the things I didn't have time for before!>can't play through career stories while auto is runninghang on
>ahhh time for another day at tracen>clicks auto max schedulesiiiiip PHEW what a workout!
FINALLY FREE FROM UMAMUSUME
>>574853127
wait if I set no preferred skills they learn NOTHING?Now I'm worried my oguribot is going to straight up fail her career LMAO
>>574853110yes but you'll waste a borrow and tp instead of taking over the run
>>574852669mile, longslop and sprint toggle
>straight from mant to autothis is like finding the nile after leaving the sahara desert
>>574853160thank you anon
>>574853168You can take over? Sick. Can you leave the wheel again after?
>>574853165they don't learn any skills at all, you get to pick after the run is done
>>574853110the auto pilot one yes this one is pure automated until ti's done
Can auto buy skills from sparks like Restraint?
>>574852792Cutest cyclop. Will feed her doujins.
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME SLOPTUBER TELL ME HOW TO OPTIMIZE THIS MODE
so how do we automated autoplay
>>574853165you'll always pass careerwhether you win a race or not is purely RNG, nothing to do with stats you might theoretically have by that point
there’s a lot of really dumb people in this general
>>574852046>kyoto racecoursewhy the fuck
>>574853280>thoughts?none
>>574853220no you can't take over, it'll be like abandoning the run is what i meant
>>574853165>>574853278wait a secondIf you do a mcqueen bot and only select hopeful stakes, could -THAT- happen?
>>574853230Auto does not play the game like you do, buying skills is not something it needs to do to win. You buy them yourself
My cute little Tachyling has the time of her life
It’s so hot that I have to put a tub of ice cream below my laptop to prevent it from overheating
>>574853280if we were smart we wouldn't be playing a gacha in the first place
>>574853165Bobo shouldn't be this sexy...
>hi oguri>click auto>bye oguri
>>574853323No. It keeps going even if you fail career goal
anons are going to use auto trainer and get shit tier umas
>>574853335Do you get skills from sparks then?
>>574853280any examples?
rolling for brickey
It'll be funny once new club requirements for A+ and A become "Do your hourly auto-training"
so what do we do now that we don't have to play the game?
>>574853363country?
>>574853323No. You cannot lose any race if you have atleast A/B unless if you start going into 3+ chains.
>>574853395What do you think, retard
>>574853442create a second account so that you can continue playing the game, while the game plays itself
>>574853442idk but keep posting kissable finemo pictures please
Can i run independent training and play to 2x gains?
>>574853442play factorio
>>574853379>>574853453Wat?
>>574853280
>>574853447United States. My apartment just doesn’t have AC because I thought living at the waterfront might make it cooler
>>574853442You're free, you can play a good game now
>>574853529It's a sure win. The exact opposite of jobbing random races
>>574853442nothing changes in /uma/ lol
>>574853529consult the chart >>574853160
>>574853462Probably not but then that means I will never use it lolWe are making giga great grandparents to then make grandparents with restraint and uma stan. If inde training can't get skills from sparks it's shit
>>574853395yeah you get hints from sparks, support cards and scenario mechanics
I'm gonna win B finals with my auto trained uma in GL>>574853529Its not a real career run. It just simulates it. The 50min timer is superficial so you can't spam it. After timer ends it just simulates a whole run in 10 seconds and outputs an uma.
>>574853517Pisa nyoooooo...
>>574853280/vm/ is even dumber but they're happier (I think)
Kinda wonder if our post speed is going to go UP since so many people are simply barely going to play the game now.I mean shit, you could poop out an xoguri ace for the next CM in 3-4 tries, already have debuffers ready, and you'd essentially not have to actively play Uma Musume until september.
>>574853529stop thinking of it as a run like you'd playit's notall the career goals do is force you to run specific racesyou get some number of eventsyour cards basically always completeit's entirely simulated
>>574853424I am in physical pain
>>574853627Retard
>>574853702You should have faced the auspicious directions while pulling..
Do we know if you can obtain racing spirit/ignited spirit skills from auto? If you don't have them in inheritance, obviously.
now i'm looking at the time ticking down like a retard..
>>574853702rickey rickey account brickey!
>>574853659lmao what the fuck
>>574853442corrupted gauntlet
>>574853750slavery is not in the body, but in the mind
>>574853747I should've sat straight instead of shrimp moding it
Anything other than a 7 and I spend my CM ticket winnings on brickey
wait 50 minutes is too long actually, sweepy is better
>>574853742You don't explain anything and call me a retard bwo
>>574853701you can bring ZERO speed cards and get max speed
>>574853668Need to suck on those tits
>>574853701>your cards always completeAND WE CANT GET THIS NORMALLY REEEEEEEEEEEI kind of understand botters now
>>574853749have you tried setting up a career and waiting to see what happens? we will get all sorts of answers in.... 40 minutes
>>574853812yeppers, i told you guys countless times
>started independent trainingOkay now what?
>>574853785By giving hope to Japan, she has not saved any for herself
>>574853659What the hell?
so what deck comp should i use? i know ideally you want full MLB ssrs, but most of my cards are SRs, should i just focus on sp bonus?
>>574853862hop on deadlock
>>574853862hop on my cock
>>574853702KWABOTYstill tony
>>574853862make food
Retards using auto play for MANT but get ZERO(0) rival races and hints
Can someone post the SSR shit deck for auto again?
>>574853862We continue as usual. Shitposting
>auto battling granblue fantasy relink farming summons>now auto-playing umaSomething tells me I'm gonna get back into fapping 5-6 times a day
>>574853807You're welcome by the way. Shiaroki-sama saved you from wasting your winnings
>>574853847>40 minutesYou are like little baby
>>574853862draw uma impregnation smut (especially if it's of Dober)
My danchou just banned auto training
Do we still get carats for Independent training races?
>>574853785>>574853881Mares could NEVER perform this feat of pants shitting KINO
>>574853442???????????
>>574853951Yeah, that's what your d*ck is for?
>>574853952wait can you use some random shitty SSR and still get good stats?
>>574854014I want to snack though.......
I just realized I took all URA and UNITY special skills, but I did a MANT runI MAY BE STUPID
>>574854036Yes. Banners too, go get dirt sashes for me.
>>574853280ignorance is bliss, after all
>>574854073it mostly just cares about having MLB SSRs, yeah. Doesnt matter if they're good
>>574852570Mayano topchad...
>>574841343Uh oh, so I have to upgrade all the cards at the same time for next scenario???
>>574854073yes but who cares? you want the skills
>>574854080No, save your carats and make a pull plan
>>574854073literally just bring whatever has the hints and events you want, ideally SSR because they give more SPobserve >>574853637
>>574854073Yes. Cards don't matter. Only SP bonus, limitbreak, rarity + scenario pal card. You'll hit the same speed with 0 spd cards as with 5 spd cards.
T O Elvis still undecided on what's next
>>574854147ok well which supports should i use then if i only want the skills?
>>574853280I'm dumb platinum
>>574853951naruhodo
>>574854169>You'll hit the same speed with 0 spd cards as with 5 spd cardsWAITWHAT THE FUCK, REALLY?WHAT??? So I can just use a 6 guts deck and somehow have a 1k stam uma, the stats are IRRELEVANT? Are you SURE?
What even is the difference
>>574854171A JP horse named Elvis running riot all over the US sounds funny so they should do that
Baker-san?
remember to have riko in your independent training deck for unity, having a pal card jacks up your results
>>574853280I'm incredibly stupid, like you wouldn't believe, low 100s IQ too
>>574854265>>574854265>>574854265
>dogshit free golshi speed card has uma stan as a hint.Hmmmmm
One last gift from MANT to me... I still rerolled
>>574854238sprint clicks guts
>>574854237stop tunnel visioning so hard on (You)s and fucking READ the thread
>>574854238I heard sprint focuses on speed stats but I don't know how accurate that is
>>574854237>>574853637
>>574853702She's not even cute bwo...
>>574854305die explode fuck you kisses die implode I hope you die
>>574854330You take that back
>>574853702bricked beyond beliefyou're not getting a return on investment btw
>>574854305Read that as "Die in the Dirt" and wondered why Oguri had joined the dark side...
Is indepedent training guaranteed to finish your support chains?
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>>574842975>3 hours agoChrist, that one took forever.
>>574854621jiggies are a background thing unless youre a true jigger. I just posted it and whoever was there could work on it when they werent doing shit. sometimes they get done in like 20 mins
>>574853702YOU ARE COURTING ACCOUNT DEATH JUNIOR
Why would I brick my careers with auto when i can do 3 of them in 50minutes
gn
>>574853702>30000 carats for 1 cm a year and you will just lose to a whale with rickey instead of rolling for glory with an oshi