Previous: >>574875109>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 2>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rulership (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Rulership's FAT ASS
When I tried to molest my trainee today, she got annoyed and told me she doesn't owe me sex, and that I'm supposed to help her train so she can win the upcoming G1.I'm really worried about her future. What can I do to make her understand that she has to accept my cum or rape me herself?
I think the AI may be cheating...
Imagine getting poached by the fag club just for cygames to give everyone legal botting abilities
I fucking hate all of you
Belno Light (Hello)...
Digitan LOVE
Now that autorun is here, I can just set the game on auto and come flirt with cuties here.
Tachyon LOVE
>>574888570
FIVE hours UNTIL GL
>>574888532how
Anyone else getting crazy artifacting on pc after the update?At first it scared the shit out of me and I thought my gpu was dying, but I tried a few AAA games and I had no issues at all
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
I'm going to wait to pull Tachyon until free pulls are finishedwhat are you faggots planning? Skipping her? 200 pulls? 600?
>>574888765MARUSEXYYYYYYY
>>574888730yeah
wahey
Here's your tachyon pulls
>>574888786350 in 5 hours
We have T-shirts in concerts now.
>>574888825Your's not mine.
>>574888532It is, smart falcon is winning tenno sho spring with this
>>574888786wait for the free pulls and see where that gets me first. Then probably go to 200. Then it depends on how many LH/Tachyon copies I get. If get2+ Tach copies I'll probably just go to 400 for mlb
>>574888494Kris Sex
fat slob
>>574888790AMD gpu?
surely you're going to just blow your first 200 pulls on release, right? why would you wait?
>>574888786200 at most after free pulls, might stop early if i get really lucky with the hag>>574888945also yes
>>574888934Wtf, stop posting pics of me in my apartment... Also, I'm not fat.
an entire fucking hour for an ura career?!
i am kindly asking someone post light hello's giant titties for good luck
>>574888934I want to eat her
>>574888614Digitan rabu!
>>574888930Yes
I like:>the dancing rice shower gif posters>the gaslight oguri posters>those couple anons who never use images who give actual legit CM/parent advice >the guys who poach the OC from /vm/>the giant titty light hello posters>The anons who post info graphics (the helpful kind and the gaslight kind)I dislike:>the passive aggressive "you'll never compete without X" kind of posters>those annoying anons who brag that their account sucks for some reason >the weird anons who want all other anons to fail ""to improve their CM chances"">the people who post the same AI slop image for months, at least generate something new>the ""boyuma"" posters>the "thread personalities" and the anons obsessed with them>the country india
>>574888902that's reasonablepoor long aptitude means she will burn less HP and her final spurt will still be faster
>>574888532The auto mode 100% cheats, try using Riko in Unity and you will see it can get 4 hint levels of Maverick and then magically also get Rushing Gale in the same run, while also running every single race you tell it to. The stats are dogshit but aside from that it is very good at cheating; as long as you have B affinity in races it runs it will clear them too much more often than a real run
Take hags out for dinner
>>574888485what about it
Rura rabu
>>574888730>>574888790Whoa. I thought it was just me. My pc is actually heating a little with umamusume now lmao
what the hell is this shitwtf do you mean ELEVEN BRANCHES?
>>574889165sauce?
>download uma in mobile because of auto training>Game loops the intro video draining my battery while downloadingwhy do gacha games do this? stop draining my battery while I download the data....
Inari One paizuri would crush yo shit like a soda can
>Gold Shitty looping will be powercrept in approximately 5 hours Is this true?
>>574888730Sorry thats just the crypto miner they installed for auto mode to work
>>574889216>-5 energy, mood up +10 speed +10 gutsalright nvm
>>574888902>Turf B>Long Eeasy win 60% of the time
>>574889247hermityy
LOL LOOK AT THIS
>>574889351Kinda. Any uma can hit SS in grand live. But City can do unity runs which gives her it's on + NSM + ignited spd golds
>>574889442danchud...
I like:>"i x like this" posters
>>574889442>discord
>>574889321
>>574889383wait this event happens MULTIPLE TIMES?!
>>574889493I post like this
>>574889135Yes but how do you feel about fusuposting
I just absolutely fucking hate each and every single one of you
>>574889135Lemon says this
>almost read that as ryona
>>574889442Shakurindian
>>574889165>>574889193>>574889360Please post unreleased Umas on Global over in >>574531419 to not spoil everyone here. Thanks!
>>574889442shakursisterjeets...
Do I really have to run brickey as a front? I hate front autism so much
>>574889613You can late gamble her
>>574889493I do too it always makes me laugh
>>574889442What's with pisscord and sexual harassment?
I like the end of career overview from independent mode. That's a lot of carats you can get just passively 'blazing.
>>574889594okay, sorry about that
Your motherfucking life ends exactly 5 hours from now
>>574889581>super creek takes every uma she competed with in her independent career and "headpats" them until (You) return
>>574889549I don't like these dog horse things...
>>574889613there's almost no difference between making fronts and rickey's gimmick. if you are planning to build rickey often then you are engaging in the frontcuck autism.
I mistakenly wasted a borrow for auto
>>574889613rickey requires greenstacking just like fronts do. actually moreso.
>>574889768
>>574889756You're supposed to have a meltdown and spam more jp content though
wtf is a rabu
>>574889442>scamjeetbotcord unironically in 20264chan has better scam moderation and Im not joking
Retard here, what is the optimal deck for a generic parent auto run anons?
>>574889853Why is it a waste?Borrowing falco is still guaranteed GW for example and its not like you were gonna play today anyway
Since no one has asked this question yet: if Cygames' own auto trainer (bot) can do crazy things like winning all the races and getting all the chains and skills, can it be incorporated into Sweepy?
>>574889907rabu's only (You)
Where is it better to auto my parents? Ura or Unity?
>>574889442Is that what our ANTIJPSCHIZO >>574889594does as a day job?
>>574889958retard
>>574889956????????are you FUCKING RETARDED??????
>>574889887okay, sorry about that
>>574889991Obviously, he's confirmed to be a jeet
>>574890046based affinityminner.
>>574889956I obviously mean a parent borrow
>>574889594reminder >>573685861
>>574889972heh
>>574890037Shouldn't you be bumping your discord screenshot
>>574890046I'm telling danchou
>>574890046Fuji Kiseki:
>>574890140Anyone can falseflag anyone here
>>574889958average botnigger thought process
>>574890140why does he hate the stegoposter so much?
I like Vodka, am I weird?
>>574889442I see Bricked going hard recruiting from discord kek
>>574890123That's even more important for setting up affinity chains
>>574890157???Retarded and schizophrenic?
>>574890157It's a screenshot from the official discord, calm down
ueeehhh?? onii-sama is THAT big...?
>>574890239Schizophrenia
https://x.com/raimu22118/status/2079682112442208511
>>574890248kinda weird to pursue an obvious lesbian. like bwo, she isn't going to just flip the gay switch for you.
>>574890248no, it's a perfectly valid preference
>>574890064Are you? Borrows help auto runs, care to make a coherent thought instead of screeching like they do from whatever SEA mudhut you crawled out from?
what they hell are you talking about "NOT READY"?
>>574888786skip because none of the pace chasers I like come out until there are better cards
>>574890386Nambah wan cuck chair...
>>574890325Shuddup U***a
>he thinks he is free of MANT>he thinks he is free of grindoh no no no
>start a manual run>slap danchud ass
>he hasn't set a timer for his auto-runs
why would I auto when I can do it faster and better myself
Do you think Gold City would let me hit?
>>574890617Not all of us are unemployed
I'm addicted to auto careers
>>574890617you can set auto and go jerk off or go to sleep or something
>>574890693Hello Suzucutie!!
I sent her to MANT just for you danchode
>>574890693hi
which uma would entertain my ryona fantasies
>>574890484Uh what your humanright support? You are skipping the new scenario?
>>574890705okay I'm doing it now
>>574890758Digitan
>anons haven't automated the restart of the autoyou guys really are retarded.
What kind of decks are anons using for auto careers?
>>574889767>That one time when Super Creek mindbroke Verxina right in front of you
>>574890468She is not evil enough yet
>>574890498no one knows what you're talking about, vaguefriend>>574890791show?
>>574890758shichi
>>574890753You should bounce like that somewhere else
>>574890901SSRs with hints I want
https://x.com/i/status/2079748267462816246they made an intern do all the effects in english and I have to wonder why, considering how much of a shitshow Umadol project was for the game you'd think cygames wouldnt want attention thrown at it.
>>574890928no...
>>574890753
Any cute Buenaposters interested in ERPing right now?
>>574890901Wait till tomorrow it's gonna be Tachion
>>574890736Good!Now next time do more races, and make sure you are using a full 20% fan bonus deck
>>574890872Ruby Toreina is actually retardeddoesn't even have an excuse like Ramonu's
>>574890679>15minute runlol
>>574890872>>574890915>>574890928>>574891048JP
>>574891004hi~
>>574890570>she hasn't set a timer for my refractory periods
>>574890915Vexie cute
Lets all post JP umas to piss him off, I'll start
>>574891106hey
Autograph KITASAN
>>574891183Jerking my penis to JP hags
>>574891150as long as it's only once or twice I can practically skip my refractory period
Are >we waiting for the free dailies to finish to mass pull
>/c/ has Daiwa as the uma representativeNice
>>574891183Light Hello is an Uma? I thought she was a trainer like Riko
>Admitting to intentionally shitposting to anger people Not the own you think it is. This isn't your thread.
>>574890506but I am, I'm not unemployed enough to play mant
>>574890872just rape him, Ruby
>>574891183
>>574888786Drop the first spark. I budgeted 400 pulls, so if I somehow luckshit her MLB + LH in the first 200 and then whatever we get free, I'm already winning hard enough that I don't care about any wasted rolls.
>>574890617because I like playing other games seatardhttps://youtu.be/yoef-n1E9U0?si=cl9Utj1FvTVaEnJW
>>574891267/c/ is so patheticlike really? lain threads in 2026? misaki threads? they've probably gotten like five pieces of good fanart in the last decade
hey guys how's it going
>>574891461Doing fine, waiting for Gl to drop while watching my friend stream a skyrim playthrough where the doors are randomized.
I will do all my rolls today so that I can quit and save my time if I get no Tachyons
Why do you fags wanna be locked to light hello borrow for 4 months? are you retarded?you dont skip this banner.
It stinks! Does anyone know where the curry smell is coming from?
>>574891461I'm going to rape you.
nap time until banner
>>574891334Umas are a class
has anyone cracked the code on what aptitudes you need to win races in auto yet
>>574891575I dont think anyone is suggesting skipping LH. It's Tachyon people are sceptical about
>>574890897SWEEPY GET ON IT
Post your stashI am (not) gonna make it
>>574891670E is all you need
>>574891670I want to suck on those Oguri tits
mfw Ma-chan~ ditched Pama
>all the flatliners that got nuked right before autoplayWorst time to flatline ever
>artist asked a translator to delete his TL of AruStill being housewives because he kept receiving critics>Japanese artists now think overseas trainers hate umas being housewivesDo they think we are gay now?
>>574891715I'd be over 100k but I keep snacking on banners
>>574891674They share a banner...Youre gonna get 3 tachyons and go "well i guess ill just cleat these"?
>>574891670Since you posted such a cute ogurin, here.
Should i do it
>>574891825holy fuck we gotta kill the trannies
>>574891670>>574891848
>>574891825Kill twitterfags NOW!!!!
>>574891848>deficitWhat?
>>574891930Obviously not
>>574891848I literally have zero clue how to extract information from this image
>>574891575I'm not sure I have most of what I want already for 2 styles. I dont have Nice Neicha for late surgers but I have CB and Maruzen. Besides that I have the essentials already. So am I still supposed to hard borrow her? idk...>>574891845Maybe he meant going above and beyond pity
Gold City Original or Sex for better ult inherit from parent farm?
>>574891825he should just expose the trannies
>>574891825Why are women mentally ill
>>574891825yuritards must all be purged
Oh yeah you guys weren't kidding with the Shichi stuff>1* gutsSome things never change
>>574891845Well no, if I get 3 Tachyons in 200 I will do 400 pulls to MLB her. I just dont think that'll happen. You only need 200 pulls on average to get a usable Light Hello. Committing another 200-400 beyond that is where people are starting to frown. Tachyon is not worth 600 pulls to me.
>>574891991neither
>>574892041Women are demons
>>574892041They ate the apple first.
>We're going to go down to A club because people still don't know that Auto is available or are refusing to do it.lmao Danchou is gonna freak.
>>574891825>>574891965>>574892034>>574892041>>574892069At the same time /uma/ highly welcomes characters such as Umama and Chiyotrannies
Don't leave your trainee behind, your life is worth so much more than you realize
>>574891962>>574891848>110%>deficitI don't get it
>>574891991neither of her inherits are good. Festival Shichi ult saw very niche use during cm16 but it was about as consistent as NSMwhich is to say not very
>>574891985mix and match aptitudes to find out your winrate for any given g1.The penalty below is for consectuve races. This means 3 g1s in a row where you have a aptitude for both distance and surface is 100% safe.
>>574892150I filtered them long ago
>>574892150why did you omit me
>>574891825Post the artist
>>574891930WAIT IS THERE A NEW SELECTOR WE CAN BUY???
>>574891715this, along with 93 tickets and 2 ssr crystals
Stole this from /vm/a. What the FUCK is going on with muteki???
>>574888532The game literally says that the Auto-train works differently from a normal run.
>>574892250how can you have a winrate of 110% how can you have a winrate of -10%are the modifiers additive or multiplicativethis graph makes zero sense
>>574892293Get back to your corner. No food today.
>>574892415Ctrl + F is magic
I now have a racing spirit stamina uma, albeit a 2 star only. Should I now autorun aoharu or mant to pass it down to parents?
>>574892459did you ever go to school...
>>574891985Track style gives 50% win rate at A and -20% at G. For each additional rank above G, it adds 10%. Thus E will be 0%.A distance + A track = 100% win rate.E distance + A track = 50% win rate. G distance + A track = 30% win rate.In addition, three races in a row = -10%. four races in a row = -25%. Five races = -35%.For 100% win rate (except for 3+ races in a row) you simply need either A/B(track/distance) or B/A(track/distance). You cannot have 100% win rate when you go 3+ races in a row.
>>574891825is it this guy
>>574892415>stole from /v/ma>didn't bother reading anythingClassic /uma/
>>574892459I think you're just kinda dumb idkIf you subtract 10 from 110 what is your likelihood of winning the race
>>574892478what am I looking for here
>>574892459It's like Fire Emblem growths, 10% of the time, you'll get two wins for one race
>>574892170Damn that's depressing.Do you have more?
Just use all pal cards lol
>>574892150Umama and Chiyo are cute and contained /here/ at least.
>UI feels a little weird and I'm constantly refreshing when scrolling down but hopefully I'll get used to itThanks to the anon who suggested it
>>574891938>>574892034How did you know they were trannies?>>574892309>>574892596Here's the arthttps://x.com/i/status/2079521455021408672
>>574892630Check the previous thread
>>574891825Dykes and trannies need to be banned and killed
>>574888765HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX
>>574890981aw
>>574892840No problemo amigo
>>574892851what a cunt, jap artists are fragile as fuck too, quote tweeting them like this is so vile
>>574892678
>>574893036I think they quote the tl version
>>574893046I knew it looked familiar... This is the Manhattan artist, good taste
>>574891715118 support ticketsI'll do 200 and see where that gets me. If I get 2 Tachyons off of that I'll go to 400 since that's a very high chance to mlb. Otherwise I'll take my Lh and dip
I don't understand why other trannies are like that I'm not transsexual but I do have autogynephilia and I like hetero uma art because I can insert as the uma
>First idle run, very simple G1 spamHeyyy this is pretty good so far! Now to try a MANT run for the fuck of it and see what happens.
>>574892851I always feel bad for nips having to put up with westerner subhumans on the internet.
>>574892149I picked a good month to get interested in parent runs because I can feel the boot hovering overhead
>>574893220MANT doesn't do any events and rival races. Not worth it>t. done my first run in MANT
>>574893237>>574892851you will never be japanese and every japanese person will look at you like youre a freak
should I be torturing shichi in ura or unity
>>574892851Oh I recognize that username, xwitter sometimes throws community drama onto my feed and this person was part of some keiba bullshit recently. I don't think even the western community likes them.
>>574893350unity
>>574891825>Japanese artists now think overseas trainers hate umas being housewivesTO BE FAIR, if you ask the loudmouth lefties on twitter and such, that is very much the case, they fucking HATE tradwives.
>>574892851is always trannies
Don't do the umasDon't do the coworkers
>>574893237I dont feel bad for the japanese because they literally turn into drone fighters the moment someone pirates a 22 year old game that is literally unpurchasable
does anyone have a grass wonder cryer
>>574893216Settings with men that did not fail at being men piss off those who did fail at being menIt would be the same for us deadends if we could not self-insert as those men, but that would be give them dysphoria
>>574893343Just wanna see what happens stat and fan wise, as I have a simple fan run schedule ready to go.
Mediocre as fuck but I'll take it
>>574892851Niggas genuinely don't think men deserve to even have fantasies, which is funny because they're men too
>>574893216As the other anon already explained, it's a simple case of "I fucking hate myself I wanna die I wanna die so much" and with that jealously. They absolutely HATE what they can't have and all they can is destroy, not create.
guess ill just zone out gooning until second reset
>>574893560Wife
>>574893425You can hate Trump for being a retard without going full blue hair communist retard you know, whereas you can't do the opposite.
Half tp can't come soon enough
I promise I'm not going to pull for any Uma or Card until El Condor Pasa Speed SSR arrives, amen.
So i will have 100 free scouts10x each dayFor 10 daysSo for other 10 days i shouldn't pull for the banner by spending carats.Will i be able to survive GL?I cannot resist...
>>574893872Not even Ramonu?
Anyone else setting 50 minute timers since the push notification isn't enough?
>>574893935
wife
>>574893951Fuck, you've had to remind me of her? You sick fuck.
>>574894015yepper
>Have female friend for a long time now >We talk about vidya, anime and other nerd shit >Talking about our favorite umamusume >"My favorite is Ayabe and..." >Doesn't tell why, starts giggling for no reason >I ask what's so funny why is she laughing >"Hihihehe is nothing anon, I was just thinking how similar you are to Ayabe hehehihi" >Keeps giggling for no reason >"You are so totally Ayabe" >Yeah okI don't get it
>>574893935Youre only 60 on the actually good banner though so it's 6 days really
>my trainer didn't show up to my career
>>574894183Kek
>>574894081Sorry bwo... Forgive me
Onsen with precious trainees.
ez tenharu
Are we getting the new shit today?
>had to rush someone to tbe hospitalis this a bad omen for my light hello pulls?
>>574879073WEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIWith the first run with the newly unlocked dumbass, I achieved SS+ rank the first time.
>>574894370in about 4 hours
>>574894370In 4h
>>574894370Yes in 50 minutes
>>574894278All of their boobs are bigger than Suzuka, Taishin, Dream Journey, and Tamamo Cross. lmao
Any air shakurs hackers in here?Could you make a hachimi plugin that beeps or sends a notification or something when independing training is finished?
>be me>Go outside for groceries >See cafe on the way>Read sign>Hear words in my head>"Gwos"AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE YOURE ALL LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD GET OUT GET OUT
>lv5 uniquedid Sweepy spend valentines and christmas with an AI chatbot?damn...
okay but why did they make us suffer through MANT only to release auto literally the day of GLwhy couldn't they have released in two months ago
>>574894378Good karma for doing a good deed actually
>>574894473No she spent the whole day furiously masturbating
>>574894470Blos...
>>574894504They wanted to killed more than half of the fanbase
>>574894470glo...
>>574894363Me on the right
>>574894470MINDBROKEN
>>574888786Since we are getting 60 pulls: 200 on the first time. Then, 40x5 on each subsequent reset. Since I have have 1200 paid carots, I will also do the daily discounted pulls on the first pull, to have a round number of paid carots.
Wait we got new costumes?
>>574894504they gambled on jp prescience to soften the blow, or even elevate the mood around mant for global so that they don't have to move around shit in their files for the mant period update/s.the sudden downturn of the player count must have made them realized their wrongdoings. a bit too late, but alas, they soemwhat learned regardless
>>574891240GOD Ramonu is so fucking sexy, her black bikini always does it for me. She looks so GOOD.>>574894183GAHAHA Ok that is a real good one
>>574894810Yes, they are from the GL winning concert Gaze on Me!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP4BmdO0mBQ
>>574894898>Fourth time's the charm guys right?
>>574894504it didn't exist two months ago bwo
>Broke 1 million auto with Pasa>Decides to learn Uma Stan, the Pace/Late corner/straightaways, Head On, Slick surge, and GroundworkWhy did you not do this in the past when I was actually trying to parent farm?
Hello there, granny fuckers!
>>574894810PLEASE GAZE ON ME>>574894959it's a winning concert? i thought it was just a general one like Never Looking Back
I will get 0 copies of Tachyon before spark
>>574894959>>574894810I'm retarded I meant the 1.5th Anniversary story concert
>>574888532It wins way more consistently than I do. I always get a g1 or handful that my parents rng fuck up before they get into a decent enough statline for that not to happen.
>>574894470Pwochacho....
>>574895035Acute is still younger than Maru btw
>>574894470I heard one of my coworkers say "don't say that..." and all i could think of was the stupid ass cryer meme
With the addition of auto training how can this be made
>>574895168It's called SPEAKI
>>574888596Sugar Lights (Hello)
>Rulershiposhi quits because her career doesn't have enough yuri
>>574895168
What's the new scenario strategy?
>>574895124I don't like it it devalues my completionist title
>>574894810>>574894959DOTO'S DOTOS
Hello there, mother fuckers!
>>574891715+1 rainbow crystal worth of shards.80% chance of mlb, 20% chance to be bricled.
>>574895274Retard
>>574895246>blocked by himDid you post gore at him or something?
>>57489171587k + 70 tickets
>>574895246imagine caring about this
>>574895297t(-_-t)
>>574891825It's too late to gatekeep, but you should absolutely shame yuritards and trannies and fight them for every hill.
>>574895334dimwit
>>574894959GL winning concer is Girls Legend U, Gaze on Me is 1.5th anniversary
>>574895246>Dissapointing racewearBut its been out for literal months before her actual trainee debut
>>574894470Gwo got kicked right before auto released...
>>574894959Gays on me?
>>574895297Why is she so hot?
>>574895328>>574895246>Imagine being THIS weak minded>Imagine being this fucking feeble of a human being>Imagine being this much of a trooned out gooner
>>57489171536k and 35 tickets, barely enough for 400 by the very end of the banner
>>574895456I'm glad danchud purged the flatliners before auto
>>574895246pathetic kek
I hope Logotype has a cute dress for her casual outfit since her racewear is pretty plane
>>574895593I am too it's just funny
>>574895527yuris on you, yessu
F to pay respects to the torenas that go 300+ pulls without a rate up that crash out in 4 hours.
>>574895246what did she do?
>>574895246lol lmao rofl
>>574895761Stinky fucking NEET.Get a job!
>very very hard/ low probability to get a perfect g1 run on manual for parents>autoplay just 360 noscopes them all and tries to win dirts too if you tell itLmao, OK this is based..
I can finally do other things now that auto career is here. ... Like jacking off. And jacking off. And maybe jacking off
>>574891715w/ the free pulls (which are fodder pulls btw), I only have enough for 2 sparks.if i don't MLB her now, my account is genuinely bricked until ramonu banner, at which if I have to use all of my carats by then, I won't have enough to pull for my oshi a week later
boredshichi is busy training by herselfany cuties on right now
Stop talking about jacking off so much it makes me wanna jack off too
>>574895928You could learn Mahjong
Gold City feet in my mouth after she trained all day long
>>574894470>blo's bricked IRL
>>574895928We finally have more time to shitpost on 4chan! Let's improve the thread quality together.
>>574895928have you triedjacking off?or>>574895945
>>574895928how about jacking on for a change?
>>574895606if yeppers and cocko are any indication casual wear will be just as homely
>you can actually get gold hints in autoit seems that I was just being too unlucky
>>574895928I can now edge to Maruzensky for 5 hours in a row
>>574894470
Train your Gold Shichi and Muteki gigaparents now before cygames notices.
>>574896003Jacking off to Daiwa Scarlet!
shichi doesn't want (you) btw
>>574896032Posting Mayano doesn't improve thread quality
>>574895928Have you considered exercise, reading, or learning a language?
I need to stop masturbating to Haru Urara
>>574894470I'm sorry bro. This was all my fault. I was the original "Gro" that got bastardized into "Gwo" at some point in time.It happened in another gacha general years ago and slowly spread like a plague over the years.To this day still haunts me. a simple typo caused all of this and cascaded into every single general on this forsaken website.
>>574895765secretly rabbit coded uma
THEY SAY THAT IF YOU MASTURBATE 4 TIMES IN A ROW TO AGNES TACHYON NONSTOP YOU WILL GET HER MAX LB
Why are so many of you botting with gold city specifically Is it just because of the dirt D?
>>574896209he just said he was gonna exercise?
>>574895215It's called CUAYO!
>>574894925>Ramonu's black bikiniit's pure sex
>>574896265ew. no thanks. i'd rather hag uma sekkusu
>>574896248Gwo as fuck
>>574896248You're not joking are you, anon?
>>574896271coal shitty is a psyop and they're trying to brick (you)
>>574895215speakryer
>>574896248Actually I invented that meme.
>>574895761Maybe they should have not made her incelbait
>>574896271She and Muteki are bugged and shit out U uma with zero effort, any Uma SS or higher has redistributed white spark star chances and any stat at 1100 or higher has higher odds of a good blue star chance
>he didn't pull yaeno muteki so now his account is bricked because he can't make good parents
>>574896271The dirt certainly helps since she'd be an amazing ggp but its mainly this
>>574896370>coal shittyKILL YOURSELFNO UMA BURNS COALFUCKING NIGGER
Is "Sprint" guts focused or what. I have 3(THREE) speed cards
>>574896305that amount of whiteness can't be attractive irleven in 2D, she looks unsettling
Rejected from Mambo and kicked from ExcelUma
>>574896370the beautiful and kind suzuka would not say this
>>574896484umama...
can't find the pic of me at the beach so have this instead
>>574896441Sprint and Stam are choosing between Guts or stam. Thats literally it. It's going by the JP meta of short distance umas wanting Max Guts for dueling
>>574895548Because her voice is the most beautiful and sublime in all of Japan.
>>574896484are you the guy with like zero fans and /umama/ in your description because uhh yeah no
So what do you do if there are zero Tachs in your first 200
>>574896265LIGHT WORK
What's the best setup for auto so far? Stamina, Balanced, or Sprint?
>>574896424I hope they don't patch it out in one hour because I have dober parent running right now
>>574896620Suicide probably
>>574896473well unfortunately she isnt real, so we'll never know
>>574896558Guess balanced is the way to go?
>>574896620play open leauge for 4 months and be chill
>>574896620Use the sMaru you rolled for
>>574896142yes it it I the seattle poster. I also took this photo. Life is strange around here...
>>574896014this except it makes me think of nonny bwc's stroking it
>>574896620surely going to spark without a single on-rate pull wouldn't happen to me a fourth time
>>574896584No one has zero fans with auto
>>574896620I just need scenario light hello tax
>>574896620I dip. Tachyon is not worth 600 pulls
>>574896712uhhhhh yeah about that
>>574896681Balanced is a mix of the two. you'd prefer stam unless you want guts sparks
>>574896620simply go>yepbecause I'm not expecting to get any because my support card luck has been dogshit in this game
>>574896620see >>574896654but only if it's the hag who doesn't show up
Auto training pulling skills that I didn't even know exist. IN UNITY.
>>574896658why does RAMONU wear so much BLACK bwos..
not having to check my bot is weird
>>574896620piggy for another 200 or borrow>>574896881retard
>>574896718I only knew that because I'm in Mambo and I used to live in Seattle
>>574896759Suzuka is too pure to say this
>>574896792it was 1,396,615 fans which is like zero
>>574896620Rearrange the furniture.
3.5 HOURS UNTIL GLTEST YOUR LUCK NOWhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator/support-gacha
>>574896620cry while wiping my tears with my mlb smaru because im a front main and couldnt care less
>>574894137>so I raped her to prove her own point for her>now it's weird between us and she acts like I did something wrong??>I don't get it
>>574896620Find the nearest window and jump
>>574896142I had no idea that was Seattle and I'm in Seattle
I wish doing 10-pulls with tickets gave guaranteed SRsI'm probably missing all the new ones that you need for parents or something, I don't even have 1LB Windy and I've done over 600 support pulls since she was added
>GL drops at midnight>can't stay up to play because I have to be at the Ausländerbehörde at like 8amwhy me
>>574896885Because it's hot
>>574896885contrast with skin (same reason why so many artist default to dark colored dick)
>>574896973ez
>>574897113Get outta Switzerland!
>>574896821Looks like somebody's going to have to ticket and shard a LB1 sMaru.
>>574897029I had a friend that lived in cap hill and I used to walk past that sign all the time. I've never been there
>>574896885To hide the aging
this is how many nonnies I want in me
I'm joining the "I won't know how to play GL til two days before CM" club. Good luck to those manualing!
>>574896973thats bad juju
>>574897040aiming for SR's is a fool's errand. Yeah it'd be nice to have Ayabe or Seiun Wit, but let's be honest, it's not even single digit percentage chances.
>>574896923wtf mambro... gwo we could've had a meetup and played uma together...
>>574896305It drives me wild how well she wears it, honestly. Love that image too.>>574896473Isn't it just the saturation for that picture or are you talking about her in general? Either way I love pasty white anime girls myself so thats fine with me anyway. >>574896658This truly hurts though...
>>574896973Things that won't happen
>>574897198you got two hands and a navel don't you
>>574896973Perfect, I'll just stop right here
>>574897137Yup, that's why tanlines are hot. Wished all uma get that after summer camp.
>they're draining their luck
>>574896918There are cheaper ways to spend 400 dollars
>>574897364what
>>574897280It does hurt... it does. What I wouldnt give for a hag wife as hot as Ramonu
>>574897136>>574897137>>574897197>>574897280why is the CONTRAST and the aging so HOT brosno but seriously why it is always black?Eishin has more black on her clothes than Ramonu yet she sometimes also gets white stuff and red stuff too
>>574897258 I don't live in Seattle anymore gwo it costs too much
My plan for when GL hits:>Pull 150/350 times>Queue an auto parent run in GL>Read the thread
>>574897364how
>>574897364Yeah, on the discounted carat packs that drop with GL.
>>574896620afk for 4 months. with auto it's ez
>draining your luck on a simulatorLol amateurs
>spent the first year in this game with kitasan in my borrow slotwhy aren't you guys just doing the same thing for tachyon? you'll get her eventually.
cygenerous
>>574897395>>574897434>>574897457Meant better ways to spend, but brain is not doing well
>>574897473>believing in luck drainingretard
>>574897516f2poor brain>>574897558gonna drain your semen if you're not careful bitch
>>574897319if we're being real 4 is probably the most I could handle, but I'll take as many as possible if the rest are fine with just rubbing it on me
is bamboo muteki bugged in auto? stupid bitch never gives me playtimes over and yes i did select it
Which one needs more LBs, tachyon or LH?
>>574897629Both are MLB or brick
>>574897629tachyon if ur a metafagLH if ur an erectionmaxxer
How and where do you enable notifications for your phone? I want Creek and Tama to tell me when they're done with their auto runs.
4 in one hole?
>>574897629Tachyon needs MLBLH is perfectly fine at 2, and can even be used at 1 or 0 (though 0 is pretty cope)
>>574897501I am. I'm pulling for 1LB Light Hello and that's it. 3 speed in sprint/mile CMs, 2 speed + 1 creek in medium/long
>>574897690Might as well fuck an open door at that point
>>574897678Google it?
>>574897610If you also prio It's On! Or whatever gold ramp up is that she provides on the other choice path, your autoplay will not know what to do and choose wrongly. A lot. Watch out for competing priority skills.
>>574897609>implying I'm fine with sharing I would kill the others in front of you and then rape you in a pool of blood
don't post himbas. pls. my dick can't take it anymore
Would you keep going?
>desperately need a new dirt Uma (skipped them all)>Rickey comes out right as I need to roll for cards>2 sparks are all I gotI’ve accepted that my Oguri is tied to dirt til eos
Wait really? We dont use wit cards for auto?
>>574897609how good are you with your feet
>>574897609SLUT
>>574897837Nyes
>>574897837I would wait out the free 50 but yes
>>574897609You wouldnt be able to handle just me alone
>>574897501well i didnt enjoy the permaborrow experience so i'd like not to do that again
>>574897828this uggo needs to know her place
I don't have pulls. What happens if i don't get anything from the free stuff.
>>574897837After all the free pulls yes
>>574897882this is why u shouldn't fall for your trainess btwif they find out, your chemistry goes down the drain and you can kiss her g1 aspirations goodbye
>>574897828SEA spotted
not planning on rolling on banana falco but I'd be okay with this
What if Umama was fat and ugly, would the nons still want to gangbang her
>>574897897thats funny because seriru recommended something totally different in his video. i think the issue is that auto-career is new even to JP so its not really a settled question yet.
>>574897609I main fronts btw
why did you roll for brickey when the better dirter drops in three hours
>>574898035It's not a what if
>>574897897ohnononono witgods, not like this
>>574897897every info you see is wrongalways use a Pal card for auto training
>>574898017You're what?
>>574897897Your parent decks should be cards with hints you actually want
get in the shopping cart windy
>>574897897wit card are okay, but for some reason pal cards give me more stats than usual (went from A+ to S+)I wish I had a shichi to test weird decks now
>>574897897now lets see the skills
>>574889165it needs to sit on my lap and grind on my erection penis
>>574898035*crickets*
>>574898184Wtf I love Falco now...
>>574898114bwo, NY Urara was months ago....
>>574897913pretty good, but would have to use both for one for the best experience
??????
>>574898035Its good if theyre a bit chubby but not obese, when theyre too thin they cant take dick well
>>574897897Maybe, it's a relatively new feature on the jp server as well
>>574898114>banana falco>better
>>574896973already did a few weeks back. Had shit luck, so not gonna pull and use up my good luck
>>574898305This is why Doto's the best
every time someone mentions umama I think of that fat retard with blue hair screaming SHE SHE SHE that went viral recently
>>574898305she never goofs up btw
>>574898170Hmm ok I'm taking Sashimi
>>574898305She want's the D
>>574898296Can you post feet pls
>>574898404she has twintails
is it better to roll at the same time as everyone else? or wait for everyone to finish their pulls?
>>574898404she doesn't touch my furniture
what's the secret to auto UG shichisI'm getting blah results
>>574891732Me masturbating to Ardan before being found out by Ardanposters
>>574898536>is it better to roll at the same time as everyone else?that's called HOT PERIOD bro, it's when rates are at its highest
>>574898634Spam races in y3
>>574898536you must pull IMMEDIATELY or all that's going to be left is air shakur dupes
So using Auto mode to grind out bond level. Is it best to just spam out races? Any specific career really good for it?
>TamaLove dropped out of A+Danchou... please do something about the the sub 10M people...
>>574898529>he's not subbed to her /uma/fans
>>574898768They're all waiting for the half tp event to auto some fan/parent runs... surely....
>>574898445I think of every online girl as a boxxy like until proven otherwise
>>574898536Roll immediately after someone posts about not getting a single copy in 200 pulls
>>574889146>>574888402Light Hello loveLight Hello hand-holdingLight Hello kissLight Hello paizuriLight Hello marriageLight Hello umapyoi
>>574898679>>574898710thank god i didn't sleep tonight.but, i feel like i might doze offhelp.keep me awake
>>574855591I gave my Fuku and Nya plush 3×7 head pats. May your rolls be favorable!
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>574898536There's limited amount of LHs. First come first serve
>>574898846>girl
>>574898296wtf how do you know? have you actually tried before?
>>574898760Anyone works if you're just farming fans >>574889410, but Gold City in Unity is the way to get the highest ranked umas right now
Trying to verify across several catagories, which Umas fit the following descriptions:Biggest dickSmallest dickMost average dickDeepest PussyShallowest PussyMost receptive to analLeast receptive to analMost receptive to oralLeast receptive to oralexact numerical values for the first three catagories are not necessary, but are appreciated
>>574893220>>574893643>It's that easyWell okay then lmao
>>574898882just take a 3 hour nap?
>>574898901I play on my phone, brone
>>574897985You explode!
>>574898901ryan is training herselfand i can't be bothered to train uggos directly, lmao
>>574898901We have auto career now so I am free to masturbate to Chrono as much as I want AND be considered playing the game.Now show Umanko
You know the rules. If you pull Shakur Wit, you are not allowed to pull in that banner anymore.
>>574896973
>>574899010exploding between those tits sounds like a good time
>>574899005SHE .ZIP-ED ME!!!!!!
>>574898968Im not worried about ranked Umas.I just wanna get my favorites to Bond 11+ so I can get their casual outfits.I just wanst sure if more races mattered or not but it seems only just finishing a career matters for bond.
>>574898679what if everyone siphons all that is left of my rng luck?
>>574898768Meiya never recovered after losing to V three times in a row and now he even won Ms.Victoria and Meiya didn't
>>574898901I can't play it, I have auto mode on
>>574899005best fan artist
>>574898943I have good footwork
>>574898634I don't know but I've gotten SS+ or UG every time with this deck, just gotta make sure to do all the G1 races you can in the senior year
>>574898035If she does not look anything close to Kitasan I will be very disappointed
>>574898901My trainee is playing by herself for me.
>>574899181If you're not limited by TP then failing careers is the fastest way to get bond. If you are then fast URA clears are going to beat auto unless you have to AFK
>>574899336White woman pleasant surprise!
mares
>last borrow run>forgot to set race schedule>give it up>switch to different uma since i have no more borrows>FORGET TO SET RACE SCHEDULE AGAINAHHHHHHHHHHH ADD A FUCKING POPUP IF THERE'S AN EMPTY SCHEDULE OR SOMETHING
>>574899408Grass Wonder is Japanese.JAPANESE.respect the yamato nadeshiko of uma musume, onegai?
>>574898901I told Digitan to "train" herself and then send me a video of that, she likes that kind of thing
>>574899336Grass would say this
>>574899385failing works?Huh surprised my Curren-chan isnt higher than.Well the auto lets me afk and play other games while it does it in the background.
wait I can't use Team Sirius in Unity?
>>574899350>26/26 with 12k (close to) 1k 1k 780 930city auto too stronk...
>>574899336Do tell more
Air Groove is the only wifeable uma. Maybe Daiwa Scarlet with some meds.
>>574899408Your white woman will be taking it from everyone here soon
>>574898035If she's fat, i'd love her to sit on my faceThe fatter, the more i want it.
>>574899559nyo.laisu is a scenario character
>>574896620with auto is 4 months of doing fan runs
Nishino Flower is the only wifeable uma. Maybe Rice Shower with some meds.
>>574896973It's the Riko/Rice banner all over again
anyone know if that thing where you don't log in for a couple days and get the 50 trainee pulls converted into support pulls is happening again
>>574899350Agenda?
>>574899550Pretty sure failed runs grant 10-11 bond as opposed to 16-17. The time to bond falls off a cliff after debutIn JP I think they do failed L'Arc careers to build bond.
>>574899596shit, but acceptable taste
>>574896620
>>574899559Because Rice Shower is a scenario link character.Pretty sure you can't use it in Grand Live because of Suzuka also
>>574898536Hello, it's me, John cygames. You see, 90% of our biggest spenders roll within the first 8 hours of the banner dropping (actually, it would be within 5 minutes of them being awake, but it depends on their timezone). For that reason, we could - theoretically- easily 10x our profits by simply rigging the rates in that timeframe to be completely ass. The swines are just going to swipe harder anyway. Then, a few hours after, we could -theoretically- just fix them back. Nobody would be able to prove this. Just in theory haha
>>574899752it never worked, anon
>>574894183That's funny
>want to make some head-on parents >it doesn't appear in the list of possible skills if you use speed Mayanowhat kind of bullshit is this
THREE (3) more hours until your great reckoning.
>>574896973FUCK MY LUCK IS GONE
I miss the ERPosters when do they come out?
>>574899949they're already admitting to being gay if they're ERPfags, anon
>>574899949hey
I'm off to sex Light Hello. If I don't make it back, tell my trainee she's hot too and that she can just do independent training from now on.
Good night friends!!
>>574900039gn
light hello summoning circle, doko?
>>574899752I think if you log in after daily on the last day you can use get another 10 pull on Light/Tachyon instead of the Teio/Turbo banner
>>574899932I'm going to bed bwo... and gonna roll tomorrow morning bwo
>>574900039good night bro
>>574898634nta, not sure what you're doing wrong but I got an SS with this and a dirt rotation
>>574896620Keep pulling, already committed to the pulls. Odds of getting MLB in 400 total pulls hasn't changed
>my trainer wants to piss
>>574899773
>>574900119why are you suzuka posting so much lately?
>only 1* racing stam back to the coal mines
>>574900272why in the world are you prioritizing dirt g1s over turfs of the same day?
>>574900259She needs to earn it first by winning a bunch of G1s. And if she loses, she has to watch me piss in her mother's mouth instead.
>>574900270uncorrected what?
>>574900328because I'm her?dumbass
I need to go to bed, but my auto training is almost finished again (this is the 2nd time)
>anons going to bedbwo, your first hour banner pulls?!?!??!
>>574900420sleeping with you
>>574900414Please marry me
why is sky suddenly horny
My daughter is an autistic chud, but I love her regardless.
>>574900475Why would you marry a literal whore? Get some standards gwo
seiun SEX
I always did parent runs while multitasking so 50 minutes / career is actually faster than before for me
>>574900582heat season
>>574900610Silence Suzuka is NOT a whore
>suddenly
what kind of slop food is that bwo
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>574900414sorry it's hard to keep track with the uptick in skinwalkers
>>574900684>plebians can't understand a patrician's tastelike clockwork
>>574900598I will fix her
>>574900684Dia is a freak like that.If it's something new and interesting to her or you phrase it like a jinx, she'll try it
>>574900698Dumb jobber
>>574900574
So how many of you are going to ignore the remaining free pulls and immediately mlb Tachyon?
>>574900717Why would anyone skinwalk Umommy
Do you think she makes autistic noises during sex too?
>>574900582Careful, if she's off her medication, your pelvis will never be the same.
>>574900610>Why would you marry a literal whoreHe's not asking to marry Curren-chan though
>>574900698
>there are anons in this general that will wait an entire week before they start rolling on the banner
>>574900717Even the skinwalkers can't replicate her vibe
>>574900890whats the rush
>>574900852freaky ahh lil nigga
>>574900865duh?
dacchis please, save your TP for grand live tonight!!!!!!!
>>574900865hgggggggnana happy hgggggggnana lucky
>>574900368dirt skills
>>574900992if i recall correctly (iirc), the reason the lil guy is licking the glass is because it's overheating and on the brink of suffering from heat exhaustion.
>>574901017i have like 100 TP drinks I'll be fine
I bet he is seething
>>574900582>>574900867Seiun is a perma-bottom, she'll just lift her legs or ass and you do all the work
>>574900684It's a reference to Sonic and TailsSEEEEEEGAAAAAAAA
Independent training causes an uptick in ERP
>>574900698This but unironically
so what did we learn
>>574901017I've already used 4 drinks
>>574901094>tanking your affinity for a 5% chance to hit a dirt skill
>>574900598i can fix her
I don't think even auto is gonna save this
What kind of animals would they be?Inari being a fox is a no brainer, but what about the others?
HelloExplain how i do thisImmediately
>>574900865Well duh!
>>574901336horses...?
>>574901336>oguripig>tamamouse>creekcow
>>574901241>tanking your affinityno because all of my lineage is on the same race agenda
>>574901359use the same cards and do all possible races in senior year and come back in an hour
Don't forget to do your dailies
>he pulled out
>>574901359>using R riko to free your borrow
Currens Cutie Derby!
>>574901451>RP 5/5gwo?
>>574900582>its canon that auto runs are the uma being alone without (You)Am I a schizo or is this actually kinda sad?
>>574901359>use shichi>??????>grofit
Reminder that this is the JRA approved theme song for the Arima Kinenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ra7v7585g
>>574901510he did it at the turn of the new day
>>574901215sex
>>574901416anon, you understand that there is a second half to your parenting. are you never using borrows?
>>574901426Like literally ALL of them? No rests and tank skin condition?
>>574900854I will do 350 and if I mlb tach just use the other spark on light
>>574901478I would NOT pull out of Kawakummy, I'd make little princesses with her nonstop
1 year in, and i have never once used a borrow
>>574900582>suddenly
>>574901525noncanon runs, it's why you don't get epithets but 1
>>574901597kek
>>574901259Auto will weed out lazy danchuds, either they put up actual quotas or they enjoy B rank
>>574901627kinoI bet air groove likes matsuken
before I was failing a mant run to do my dailies but now with autoplay I can do 6 or 7 runs a day.
Uma&nko-567AV
pre-grand live jiggies are a gohttps://jiggie.fun/7hpKJB>https://jiggie.fun/7hpKJBhttps://jiggie.fun/7hpKJB>https://jiggie.fun/7hpKJBhttps://jiggie.fun/7hpKJB
>>574901359Look up her secret event and then abuse it
>>574901951Holy fuck
>tells you to pull copano rickey>"this is a coguri game"really?
"nice" nature physically batters trainers and poisons her competition.
>>574902094don't you like squid
>>574902082>"this is a coguri game"literally always has been
>>574902082Where did he say pull Rickey
Air Groove and Rulership
>>574902082>C Oguriwhat does the C mean?
>>574901902>>574902065>>574902001seeeeeex
>>574901597HAHAHAHA fuck
>>574902328holiday
>>574902082rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574902328>trying to make me spell out the C-wordAre you trying to get me 3-dayed?
>>574902082>>"this is a coguri game"always has been, rickey aside
>>574902328Christmasu
>>574902082Where did he say that? What he said is that Rickey is better as a front runner and that greens are difficult to get in global currently
>>574902328Clean-shaven
>>574902328Christmas
>>574902246He said so in IIRC the Grand Live preview video.
>>574902618>>574902246
Im from the future, some of you really needed this a lot earlier so Ill leave it here
>>574902082There's a second dirt CM during GL
NOOOOOOOO THE C WORD
>>574888402How long until Light Hello banner?
>>574902831for what it's worth he did pull her himself, but pulling dirt uma for meta purposes is retarded in the first place
>>5749029402 hours and 19 minutes
>>5749029401 hout 15 minutes
>>574902940More than five minutes
>>5749029405
>>574902847I SHOULDNTVE PULLED ON RICKEEEEEY
>>574903035gwo..... the account brickey poster warned you...
>>574902847CUUUUUUUUUUUUNTCUNNNNNNNNNNNNTOGURI CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT
>>574902940soon
>>574902981>>574902989>>574903008>>574903020
>>574902847AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LUCKLET ASS IS GONNA BRICK MY ACCOUNT AAAAAAAAA
>>574902847WHYYYYYYYYYWHYYYYYYY I DIDN'T PULL OUUUUUUUUUUT?????!
>>574902847I had to pity twice
>>574903115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE
>>574902847I WANT UMAMA
why is he called umama anyways
So now with Auto training making parent running easier.What are some must have Parents?Im idealy focused in Pace and a little bit of Late
>>574902847>take a nap>still 2 hours and a half away from disappointment and an anxiety attackAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>574902847I WANT TO FUCK TAZUNA
>>574902847WHY DID I PULL ON SO MANY SEXY UMAS WHEN I KNEW I NEEDED TO SAVE UP FOR SUPPORT CARDS
>>574903217
>>574903370>>574903370>>574903370>>574903370
>>574903303he will make u a mama
>>574902847I NEED BWC
>>574902847>watching people line up for the stump as I MLB both cards in <200 pullsmust suck to have bad karma and a negative aura
>>574902847she took her socks off afterwards and rung the cum out into her umanko and now im a father...
>>574889689
where is the option to auto trainaaiieee
>>574903546would neicha do this
I just love the pokies, even after MLB I will keep pulling
>>574903342let me hug you
>>574903663she did
>>574903603I can help dehumudify your tits by sticking my face between them and inhaling
>>574903661go as if starting the career like normalit appears after you hit the start button
>>574901259Most of the flatliners probably don't realize auto exists because you need to "start" a career to see the popup-
>>574902847I LOST TO A NOSE MY FIRST MS VICTORIA CM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
can Air Shitkur shut the fuck up? I'm trying to enjoy Doto's story but she keeps cutting in to whine>NOOOOOOOOO YOUR STATS DONT GO THAT HIGH! YOU CANT DO THAT!like fuck off man
>>574901525>or is this actually kinda sad?I mean it's your choice to do it or not.You're uma is still happy tho
>>574901525It's only for an hour. They do it all the time.
>>574901525Do you think they sleep with you in their dorms nigga?
>>574906247Yes
>>574906247Of course
