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hellLLOOOOOOOOO, light!
STOP FALLING FOR THE OLDER HAG UMASFUCK YOUR TRAINEESNOT THE HAG THAT LITERALLY JOBBED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH6YC46u8-wTRACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>574937031HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
I don't like this scenario, I've had a boner for hours
>>574937107my dick can fuck many umas
Digitan LOVE
hags, jobbers, and hag jobbers need love too
playing URA finale feels like ASS
Why did Light Hello invite me to the painting workshop?Why is she praising me so much?
>>574937107NO I LOVE THE HAG AND SHE LOVES ME
Why are Spark Rerolls still 30 TP
SorryBut for me its Sugar Lights
>>574878251 I TOLD YOU NIGGAS I TOLD YOU CYGAYS WOULD DO THIS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAYS RIMJOB COCKSUCKERS
>>574937234>playing>URAnobody does this btw
>Light Hello
Well you sure as fuck don't miss MANT.So what now?
whites are more important than speed, right?this is still a really good parent...right?
>Light Hello sounds familiar>look up seiyuu>it's Rin
>>574937382Your racing spirit stam? Your pedal to the metal? Your restraint?
>>574937382That's an okay great, great, great gandparent sure
>>574937031I just watched the career and I'm super disappointed from all the LH art making her drinkshe doesn't even get drunk with you, you go on picnics and shit
>>574937376Grand live is mant 2. Takes just as long. Unity is the only good scenario.
>>574937396Monetizing, running ads.
>>574937382>running style pink sparkanon, I'm sorry....
>>574937396>Rin
>>574937107>Hello jobbed in her uma career>I job to her passion, beautiful looks, determination, and her cute personalitySimple as that.
>>574937382>late surgeryou could get away with a shitty blue if the pink is good but that's not gonna fly I'm afraid
>trainees concoct devious plans to try and get their trainers to fall for them>meanwhile light hello simply treats you like an equal and everyone falls for her
When will we get the spark reroll paid subscription? I want to pay cygames for more rerolls.
>>574937396No wonder her voice sounds DIVINE
LIGHT HELLO MARRIAGELIGHT HELLO SEX
>>574937487the thumbnail looks like Falco ..
Very friendly reminder that Dober is not a lewd girl
>>574937208
>>574937485>search Rin>zoomer lock is the first resultCooked.
>>574937138FAI OFAI O
>>574937107What if I fuck the GOAT instead?
>>574937464but you get drunk with her and take her home on xmas, did you skip all events?>>574937546the scenario made it look like Falco is going to turn into a Light Hello with a good ending...
>>574937382uma stan is the only good white spark
Just one more free roll for Rickey? Or are we done now?
I want Light Hello to enslave me, forever.
I want to have sex with every single character voiced by Kana Ueda.
if everyone loves light hello so much, where are all the soundposts?
>>574937396and nothing past the intro is voicedFUCK CYGAYS
>>574937278she's after your seed
>>574937608>the GOATOguri Cap?
>>574937382It's fine as a bloodline starter, don't expect anyone to ever borrow it.
>do once for the story>back to autoYep, this is kino.
>>574937452>>574937463>>574937482>>574937505>>574937623.........how much more betrayal can I take?
0 LB SSR Light Hello vs MLB R Light Hello, which one is better?
Why have I only seen one banana falco get?
ENOUGH COMPLAINING ABOUT SUPPORT CARD LUCK, IT'S TIME TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SCENARIO ITSELFOkay I've done this shit 3 times and this scenario is frankly going to be miserable for anything that isn't a mile or sprint, I literally had a full SSR deck and Z E R O (0) finished their shit>highroll-only mode, if you're not clicking rainbows EVERY FUCKING TURN you fall behind>any uma that has a ton of late-career races get auto-fucked by the mode (like smart falcon)>you're always sitting on a thousand blue tokens with nothing to buy them with>Still end up wasting time (though not at a MANT level) constantly checking the song shop to see if you got an energy heal>NO>FUCKING>STAMINA>your support cards are back to never finishing even if you get that song bonus (seriously why did ONLY mant fix this?)It feels like your uma will just suck at everything except speed now idk
>>574937839SSR for the skill
>>574937568This is true. Dober would keel over and die on the spot if anyone at all saw her wearing that.
Is the future of uma just more and more niche skillslop
>>574937031>>574936906>>574936992sex>>574936972>no ass
How do you play through Kawakami's career and not fall in love? I wasn't able to do it. I'm re-reading it as a reminder of how much better and cuter she is than that harlot Light Hello as she tries to seduce me.
>>574937863Already? I expected people to take at least a week to start complaining
>>574937839MLB R has 5 training effectiveness in exchange for -25 energy cost reduction and no gold skill (which is one of the best generic golds in the game)
>>574937981only retrds like the uggo Kawakami
>>574937278she's learning from Ardan
>>574937382pinks > whites > blues
I will do one (1) manual run tonight, IF I feel like it (I probably will).
>>574937918Steady Gait need "Pace and Medium" or "Pace OR Medium"?
>>574937396>Kana Ueda only gets assigned to an NPCThe FUCK Cygames? I thought this was a game for Boomers, why didn't we get a fully voiced trainee for her?
>>574937473bless this funny jap>>574937642sex with bratty nepsand the big tiddy ones
If there is a Girls' Legend U, what happened to Girls' Legend A through Girls' Legends T?
>>574937278You're going to be painting her insides white
>>574937568Just because she don't dress lewd doesn't mean she can't be a whore.
FUCK. THERE WAS A LIGHT HELLO GLUGGING ANIMATION AND I FORGOT TO SCREENSHOT IT. I JUST CLICKED NEXT LIKE A BOT.
>>574937579when I think "rin", I think tohsaka rin, then yuru camp shimarin, then love live rin
>>574938052Skipped ranks like in legends z/a
>>574937846Because no one likes the cuck.
>>574937863bwocho needs to get good
>>574937846original falco is better
>>574938041Money.
is creek going to be in the deck for cm17
'tism status: mitigated
>>574938180>>574938194but this place loves Falco and posts her constantly! Shouldn't a loved uma get loved in every new release?
>>574937031#6 on the Steam Charts! Back in the top ten again!
>>574938180ngl, teasing Falco seems funny
Tachyon LOVE
>100 pulls>2 hellos>3 0lb trash cardsfor what purpose
>>574937918anon niche EVERYTHING is the future of umaeven the UMA THEMSELVES are niche now, you don't roll for generalists anymore, pic VERY related, ultra-meta but only does one thing
>>574937613I’m mostly upset because I was expecting a Falco roll
>>574938223Unless you can get away with Brian.
>>574938341>but only does one thingwhat, winning the miss uggo contest?
>>574938280She raped millions
MLB light hello in 100 pulls, even got one extra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl7w-C4TsZkWill he get rekt again?
>is 100% required for GL>only had one banner ALMOST A YEAR AGO when everyone's carats were still completely fucked by kitasan????????????
>>574938485Buy an ad.
>>574938038Rice!
>>574937846I got her bwo
literally no one asked
>>574938502>is 100% required for GLOnly for the next CM and Arima Kinen
>>574938280>TwitchI literally cannot comprehend the mind of the zogged out zombies who would spend their time watching someone else play this game
>>574938502I used my crystals to MLB her but haven't used her once since URA, absolute waste
>>574937863They just making up skills now
>>574937396hello's defenseless anus...
My Girl Legend U is all laggy wtfI use Hachimi btw
>>574938341Blaze SUCKS and so does its ugly singer
>>574938517I am the ad and he paid me $10
>>574938293There are many umamusume who would be very fun to tease. Pic very related
200 pulls into banner and i have gotten zero rate upsplease advise
So uhWhat do I do if I want my GL uma to have more than 490 stamina?
>>574937863Just run autos, anon, they're more your speed.
I've been running one of the bugged uma for parents for the last 12 hours and all I have to say is lmao.
>>574938593What the hell did you do in Pisces?
>>574937396I love Seiyuus that are prominently known for voicing HagsAre there any Umas voiced by Sayaka Ohara or Mamiko Noto?
>>574937846I love Falco but I need to unbrick my account...
Why did wit god not bother giving a shop priority list like he did for MANTBlazer? What the fuck do I buy?
>>574938681Fuck off
BAKUSHIN PLEASE WHERE IS MY GROUNDWORK HINT AHHHHHH
>>574937107No! Fuck the humans!
do you only get to see the hot springs event in URA? or is it in all scenarios?
bruh
>>574938485I hope so. Faggot has been blueballing us on account reviews for like a month.
>>574938593you will use her literally forever, in fact how the fuck did you not use her multiple times during unity and MANT
>>574938681made for pats
>>574938502Just borrow her?
>>574938807If you do the URA Finales you get onsenIf you do not you do not get onsen.
>>574937863I mean people will just say "git gud" with zero counter-argument but I do agree support cards + the highroll-focused nature of the mode is quite toxic on first impressionI guess we couldn't have unity2 forever though...
>>574938834I don't think I've used her since pisces
>>574938256
HOLY FUCK THIS GACHA IS TRASH>600 rolls>two Tachion>Two LightHello>THREE AIR SHAKUR WIT (!!!!!!)>TWO SIRUS SYMBOLY WIT>Zero good offrollsI literally wasted all my recourses
>>574938729it literally doesn't matter just buy whatever
cant wait to touch my peenus weenus to light hello after finishing my first GL run
>>574937893>>574937568Dober will only wear lewd clothes for her trainer in private
Auto SS with 3 welfares
>>574938706I gutsmaxxed
>dirt mediumwhy is creek mandatory for this?
>>574938832what's the appeal of those? Is it just laughing at people with shit accounts?I like his pull plan vids but acc reviews never interested me
>>574938956
>>574938767This! They also come with umas of their own.
>>574938539
>>574938729i think the only chases are +SP and +stamina (if you need it) otherwise they all seem fairly interchangeable except for the obvious duds like +guts
>pure RNGslop scenario with shit stamina growths where you eat shit if clicking things doesn't give you the correct random token thingStill 100x better than MANT btw
>>574938834NTA but creek has been a giga-benchwarmer for the past 2 scenarios>MANT was pure power cards with the flower/marvsun dynamic duo>unity rarely needed a stam card with bubble mechanics (and people even won the longslop with power cards)it's kinda funny how we listened to how power cards suck so much ass and yet I've used them ten thousand times more than stam cards for an entire year. That being said stam cards are def important in this scenario so creek's finally leaving the bench now
>>5749390020 down hillit's like running with 0 wit so you have to pad raw stamina
>>5749390020 downhills, 1600 speed has higher stam reqs
>>574937402The roll call for NPCs (particularly the features for each of the scenarios) is completely bonkers, but probably largely because they only have so little to record and there's no need to keep them on retainer:Romi ParkSatomi SatouYui HorieRina SatoAmi KoshimizuMamiko NotoSakura TangeMiyuki Sawashiro
>>574938917Forget pick
>Obtain 4 songs before the first liveThis mission will be impossible.
>>574939002Debuff spam
Can someone tell me if i do Independent Training with an Uma I have not used in a Career before will it unlock their Career Scenes? Or will I need to do it manually?
>>574939014The person usually wants personalized advice on their pull plan.
does automode care about scenario linked cards?
>>574939061oh my GOD I want Meek so fucking badwhy the FUCK is she not trainable???
>LH gives you Front Savvy>Scenario gives you ConcentrationHm...
>>574939085>>574939087>1LB creekfuck my chungus life
>>574938864Idk about you two but NUnity's support chains not finishing was probably my biggest pain point about the scenariobig sing at least has a means to alleviate it
>>574939104Why are you doing 660 pulls
>>574937863You don't need that much power bro, no uphill means 1k power is enough.
>>574939209You want 1200+ to unlock the new mechanic
>>574937918Yeah they realized they can rifle through your pockets easier if they release niche skills and style-focused cards along with your mandatory scenario card
I still haven't played the new career modetoo busy auto training
>>574939201Wdym?
>>574939261It's fucking useless until you reach 1300+
my first run was pretty bad, the problem is stamina, but I dont know what do do, I used:Kita + tosho + tachyon for speed and got 1550 speedthen I used +18 stam sparks and ended up with 750 stam...1100 power2 wit cards and that's 900 witand then light hello....do I have to take one speed card out or what is the play here?
>>574939261it's only worth it if you can hit 1300 power tho, before that, it's basically useless
>>574939209>>574939346>>574939261that's just clicking speed lad, kita+maruzen+parents will already get you therebro probably never clicked power once
So is everyone running 2 stam debuffers next cm or should I stick to 3 aces instead
just use 18* stam parents bwo
No wonder Witgod said Initial Friendship and Special Priority is king in this scenario. Buying the shop is easy as fuck since friendship gives you coins for two attributes.
>>574939417you'll be the only person not running 2 debuffers in the room so if you're fine with having a disadvantage in every lobby sure
>>574939348yescreek is mandatory this time
Going afk and earning 850k fans and 40 stones is quite nice, flatliners truly have no excuses now right?
>>574939314610+50
>>574939170It's a 2 for 1 deal. You fuck Aoi and use her to get close to her most likely autistic daughter.
>>574939417stam is a fucking nightmare this scenariostam debuffers will be HUGE, I think you could even gas out greedy xoguris who are rocking 600 stam
>>574939147I feel like most people will get similar advice>save for Ramonu>get the style card for the style you like>save for El But maybe I'm underestimating his vids, never bothered watching one of the acc review vids
Any honorable clubs (A+ or above) that only plays manual?
no...My "sleeping like a log next to a cute girl (30 years old but it doesn't matter)"-virginity...
>>574939128dangling feet sex
>>574939494well fuck everyone who told me I wouldnt need super creek until the next long CM, I only have her lb0
>>574939417sovless trainers will running speed/stam debuffers along with a single ace yeah
>auto umas aren't eligible for transfer requests that need graded giantFUCK
>>574939682Your power rice?
>>574939538Solo ace XOs would be the first to pick up gold recoveries, I'd think.
>>574938172Funny, I think of rins in that exact reverse order
72 ENERGY!?
I DON'T GET IT I'M JUST GETTING S+ RANKS UNITY IS BETTER THAN THIS
>>574938917>>574939104>>574939201>>574939314>>574939518rate mineforced 200 pulls3 Tachyon (blasted a gem BECAUSE I DON'T CARE I HAVE THE RESOURCE I WILL USE IT)2 LH1 Ines Fujin1 Air Shakur
>>574939128>>574939618Just kill yourself already you fucking attention whore tranny
>>574939758jebus fug
>>574939725lb0 too!
>>574939787>blasted a gemholy...
>>574939758>>574939805it's 80 at MLBShe's uh REALLY good at invigorating you...
>>574939758HAG POWER
>>574939758Are you saying you wouldn't feel rejuvenated after a date with her?
I'm sticking with Unity Cup
>>574939874build for HARDCORE NETORARE
Isnt this the worst card in the game? Why?Why i got THREE OFFBANNERS wtf
>>574939802uh oh meltyyyyyyyy
>>574937846Maybe I'll roll for her tomorrowNot after the Hello Tach banner blew out my asshole
>>574939874Jesus, they're so big
>>574939940SHAKURGOD
>>574939725Uhcan you REALLY use her this scenario? I actually luckgodded and MLB'd her long ago but I just assumed she's useless
I'm really enjoying this story
>>574939947Retarded faggot
>350 rolls committedTachy status MLBLight Hello status LB3https://youtu.be/aR55hcCUd8g
>>574939940>Isnt this the worst card in the game? Why?Actually it's good now
>>574939787Why 200Why crystalYou still have 50 free pulls left.
>>574940078Playing it with Smart Falcon is really enjoyable. She's the canon main character of this scenario.
>>574939940if you didn't max her when she's a meme you don't deserve her at meta
>>574939313me tooI want to try and auto flash
why why why does creek have 0 friendship at 1LBWHY FUCK YOU
>>574940063depends, she will give you extra stamina and swinging maestro, do you need extra stamina and swinging maestro?
>>574939787sometimes I'm embarrassed to share a general with you guys
>>574940063750 stam with no creek and full stam sparks900 stam with creek and half/half pwr/stam sparks900 stam with rice and full stam sparks
>>574940123>>574940226because I need speed cardsbecause why not im f2pI don't give a shit nothing is guaranteed, I alreayd got lucky by getting 4/10 cards taht I may need in only 200 pullsthis shitty "hoarding" thing is for actively black niggas only there is absolutely NO GUARANTEED for me to spawn the remaining stuff in the next free pulls, might as well what do you want100% chance of having an extra LB with a resource or gamble it?
>>574940135I'm picking her next for sure
>>574940063She's better than nothing, and if your Uma has some stam growth she's not COMPLETELY awful
Be honest with me dachis is>600 rolls >FLB Tachion>FLB Light Hello>1lb Syrius Symboly wit>nothing else goodIs good catch or nah?
I got a cramp in my left middle toeI think I'm growing old gwos
>>574940253how is it a gamble you actual mentally disabled retardyou can do your free pulls and then use a crystal if needed
>>574940253>People would rather waste 7500 carats than wait 5 days...
>>574940253Holy shit you're dumber than a nigger
I think I understand the flowchart now.Stat you want > skills Because it's especially fucking hard to raise stats other than Wit and Speed.
Whats the trigger for xoguri next cm? 777? Uma2? 3 or 4 recoveries? Just got back again after quitting mant.
>>574940373>>574940386>>574940363get destroyed NIGGERS
>>574940342It's okay
PAAG Laisu...
>>574940253Does it still count as "gambling" if you're too stupid to live?
is anyone else thinking of quitting :/
>>574940063>>574940156>>574940229>>574940291>all these gaslighters trying to insist power cards aren't deadNo, you can't use her if you're trying to take the mode seriously, even a SR stamina card is better than MLB rice.Remember the tokens from power are the worst ones on top of everything else discussed
>>574940412777 + Uma2 + Corner recovery + Gourmand
>>574940142what about if i pulled for her as a trainee
>>574940412777/uma2, so back to 4 recoveries
>>574940485WHY PAWG
>>574940342coulda be worst, could be better. Painful, for sure. especially if you just threw away 50 free rolls out of nonsensical impatience
The sloptuber didn't get rekt, time to swap to MooMoo
>>574940423>>574940253this is what having low IQ looks like
any cool auto GL decks you wanna share, anon?
>>574940142I'm sorry at
>>574940549Shakur... is sexy?
>>574940342going to 600 is not ideal, but at least you got mlb tach off it
>>574940504while i agree rice power is a meme, power tokens are the ones you don't tend to get from speed/wit training which is why light hello is so goodit's power training itself which is garbage because you get so much anyway from pumping speed
>>574940412shake it out + bofa + super-duper climax. take gourmand and super lucky seven if you're feeling unlucky
>>574940285I hate how cute she looks in this
>>574940586I think you Auto suck my cock
>>574940570fucking awful, I click one link to a sloptuber and I have to watch him lucksack. never again
>>574940729>>574940570Soul did 120 and only got LB0 LH as his only card
got UG5 on my first GL run with kitasan and borrowed tachyon being the only MLBs, i guess i'll be finefeels like we're back to URA with how dependent we are on legacies for stamina, this run was 9* stam and still only hit 600
>>574940584most of the advice in this general is misleadingevery other place I have asked says its a bit rushed but it's fine, and yes they are also top guilds tooyou faggots are THE ONLY retards having an issue with ityes it was rushed, yes it is retardednot everyone is gonna follow the exact same flowjob at the finger pointgetting 2 Tachyons in 50 pulls would be a retarded insanely skill luck, so I self-reduced my own chances to only needing one TachyonWhat if I get no Tachyons? What if I get 2 Tachyons? What if i get 1 Tachyon? You niggas can't see the future but I canso fuck you
>>574940503You’ll feel less worse about it tomorrow bwo
>>574940503Mambro nyo...
>>574940729Go watch his Maru rolls if you wanna feel better. That was the worst luck I've ever seen>>574940785That's not that bad if he was only planning on getting 1 pity. All I want from the rolls is 2LB Light
>>574940693lmao
>>574940835its like watching a genuine retarded subhuman nigger speak kek
somewhat ironically, Uma lags like hell if im running GRUBRR... its weird cuz I play other games while afk farming in relink, and ive played uma while having other games up and not gotten lag... but cy's own game lags it's own game.. >inb4 weak pcnaw, 4090 w/ 64gb mem
Give SSR speed card with skills for late surger pls
>>574940570he's a retarded whale anyways
>>574940835I didn't know monkeys are capable of playing uma
>>574940894>That was the worst luck I've ever seenhow bad? in 400 pulls i got one (1) [一枚] maru and one (1) [uno] nakayama
Ok this is stupid
>>574940558>Painful, for sure. especially if you just threw away 50 free rolls out of nonsensical impatienceThere was a big chance i wont get shit, i got third tachion on like 590th rollI'm felling bad, i have zero rolls now, i have nothing to roll now
>>574939787>>574940253>>574940835>>574940423Holy fucking shit
>>574940835neigha, its FIVE DAYS. FIVE DAYS to save 7.5k carats. This isn't like TamTam release where if you wanted to use her in the CM, you had to (also cyjew was extra jew during that time because they didn't announce rolls until the next fucking day)
Light Hello is so fucking huge holy shit
>>574941076hopefully they don't nerf it before I get something silly to loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sixMwga7gU
>>574940975
>>574940975Ok, give ANY SSR card with Late surger skill bwos
>>574940975Eishin or Pokke are your soonest options to roll onPearl exists as a borrow, and her deck set up is not too hard with Light Hello
>>574940975gotta wait, little one
>>574941076No, that is Gold City.
>>574941061He got 7LB or 8LB Festa and 0 copies of Maru
>>574940503danchou...
So, uh, through enough off-banner card rolls I’ve done since the launch of Global, I have somehow managed to get a MLB Silence Suzuka.Is it worth somehow trying to run this card alongside LB1 SMaru if I’m a Front Main?
>>574941229>EishinNo. The Eishin SSR that comes out in like 2 years, yes.
Geezus. You really do need MLB Creek or else all your Uma's are gonna die for the next CM
>>574940702She looks cute everywhere
>>574939563You're not entirely wrong, but a lot of them are trying to recover from bricking themselves or insist on brute forcing oshis that mess up the standard pull plans.
Is there a brief catch up guide for someone who hasn't played in roughly a year? I'm completely at a loss what career i should be running.
>>574941358should I put up mlb creek or mlb tachyon as support
>>574940557>He doesn't know
>>574941358your 18* stam sparks gwochachotato chip?
>>574941456Everybody has mlb tachyon
>>574941312>65 spec prio>skill point bonusit's pretty solid for GL but kitasan is just better (professor of curvature is a million times better than unrestrained)
>>574941337That one is mediocre, thoughever
>>574941312Not sure desu, unrestrained won't work for this CM and while the gold skill is nice, you'll have to choose between a gold recovery (trackblazer) vs concentration from wit bourbon. Definitely run it when unrestrained is viable tho but Kitasan should usually be better
ines fujin is so fucking cute I can't take it
>>574941572If you're a late player you're still going to want it for anything that isn't Mid Distance where you'll just run Admire Groove and Air Groove
>>574937396It should be noted that Cygames only hires the big name VAs to do npc umas only and that you'll probably never see a "big name" voice a playable uma>Riko: Romi Park>Light Hello: Kana Ueda>Mei: Yui Horie>Ryoka: Rina Sato>Sonon Elfie: Ami Koshimizu>St.Lite: Mamiko Noto>Speed Symboli: Miyuki Sawashiro>Haiseiko: Sakura Tange>Tucker Bryne: Yu Kobayashi>Casino Drive: AimiJust to name a few
oh no, she's autistic
>>574941229I run paces and lates. Am I good if I pull tachyon and skip pokke? I just go for the generalist ones besides that
GOD she's so flat.
>>574941456There's currently 34k MLB Creeks and 3.2k MLB Tachyons on Chrono.
When's the selector I need to level up creek
>>574941696Probably
>>574941387Tachyon, the only uma to ask for consent
Apologize.
>>574941475ok but for white torenas rightRIGHT
Can I start making parent with this as grandparent? I'm only looking for uma stan and it has *6 down the line. Blue isn't really convenient but idk if I can get greedy with limited juice.
>>574941815fuck no
is Smart Falcon good?
>>574941815No.
>>574941740That's so hot
>>574938970God I love well-defined and sexy uma tummies.
>>574941815
What's Seriru's problem with Vo?
give me the Retard proof rundown on this.I know about the SP+ thing to be the top priority.What else do i need to know to absolutely not throw away runs here.
don't be lewd
>>574941846you can but you're missing things like racing spirit stam and others
>>574941815FUCK YOU
>>574941815eat shit and die
>>574942001Dober would not wear this
>>574941846>spdNo unless you wanna die to stam
>>574941846If you're desperate I guess. You can do way better with Gold City in auto though.
>>574941797Cool. I’m hitting pity between my pulls and free pulls anyway so it’s a cheap scenario tax.
https://x.com/i/status/2080061843180011934Is this not supposed to be Rickeys shill scenario? why the hell is smalco getting all this
She NTR'd her Trainer for (you)
>>574941846Gotta start somewhere.
I finally get home to play and I've spent the last hour making different Ms. Victoria concerts
>>574942193falco gamefalco world
>>574942193>Is this not supposed to be Rickeys shill scenario?No
>>574942054Just run-of-the-mill contempt.
>>574942062Songs get more expensive, so only do four per concert until the endgame. Also unique skill growth is back to URA rules.
>>574942062You want SP+ and friendship boosts and to keep your tokens equalish. Three songs before each concert, they don’t carry over if you buy more, so you can buy more, but don’t go too nuts
Meh, I feel like you need good blue power/stam sparks or else this sucks
>>574941076If I don't have gold city, how do I get her now
>>574942084idk if I can afford to use skill that spend stamina with insane stam requirement. That being said, the main goal is just to loop uma stan to begin with.
>>574941917Good enough to be the best
>>574941680i basedfaced when they got kenjiro tsuda to narrate the MANT cutscene
>>574942194>anons bricked themselves rolling for a sloppy 2nds hag
>>574941801
>>574942078don't forget your medication
>>574942194No way fag
>Want to change up my shared card and uma>Someone borrowed both yesterdayWhat should I do /uma/?
>>574942226based, that's the proper way to play Umamusume Pretty Derby
Marriage.
>>574942332You still have the anniversary selector right gwocchi?
I think you can parent run in GL if you get max friendship gauge on every card as soon as you get out of Junior.
>>574941815never come back and die
>>574942193the CONCERT scenario is surely related to feng shui
>>574941680I'm still mad about speed symboli as sawashirofag. Speaking of which Mao still didn't get rules on umas right?
>>574942332Isn't she in the daily legend roster?
Fuck bwos... now i dont know what to do... pls share you thoughts>be me playing since first anni, since NTR banner>no kitasan black>almost FLB NTR (lol)>for half a year i rolled umas, got pretty good ones (Got almost all toptiers except hoguri iirc)>learned how to play a game>got like 20 rolls ready for Tachion banner>Maybe i should reroll and get Tachion????>I can buy an account with FLB KITA >bought account>Wasted 600 rolls on Tachion>Got her and left with ZERO Rolls>Now i have account with almost zero SSR umas and with FLB Kita, Light hello and Tachion>And account with zero FLB cards and tons of umasWhich one do i keep though? If I had gotten Tachyon in 400 pulls, I wouldn't even be thinking about it right now
>>574941815stay exploded, devil scenario
>>574941815absolutely the fuck not, rest in piss.
>>574942332why does she looks like... you know
>>574941815Fuck no. It was fun for a week and I stopped running it
>>574937608that's not Kurifuji
>>574942232>>574942347this is what your fave goes through btw
>1600 speed>everything else, shit>no event chains finished>>574942624Retard
>frontfag>need more dirters>it's her scenarioi should just use my buhi ticket i've been holding onto for falco already
>>574941680>>St.Lite: Mamiko Notomy dick
>>574942624buy another onewhat's another 20 bucks piggy oink oink
>>574942141My greatgrandparent isn't that good. Often I have more sp than good skill to buy so optimized 4.5k SP doesn't do much to me.
>>574941815grand live is about as bad ngl is the next scenario better? i might just do dailies and not care for cms until then
>>574941680Yoko Hikasa as Orf is the one and only exception so far
>>574942308God I wish my runs were as good as thatI can't even hit 1500 Speed
>>574942624I’d rather have more uma, what’s the point of purchasing an account with such shit luck. Also, consider saving your carats this scenario>>574942749Falso is a cutie pie and even if I hate building fronts, I love her. Top 5 uma imo
>>574942740That's fucking right I'm into Umadols
>>574942483Marriage, Sex, Impregnation, Miscarriage, Fall out, Divorce, Alcoholism, Therapy, Fight Demons, Work Out, Meet Again, Sex, Marriage, Impregnation, Family, Happy End
>>574941815>shits on u
>>574942820Grand live is, at least, half as long
>>574941815*Spits and dances on your grave*
Got my first auto ug
year of round
>>574941815You apologize to me for posting that
>>574942958>meet again>sex>marriagecuck
>performs betterer when you're not training her what did cygey mean by this?
I don't like falco but I like falcoposting
>>574943175Yaeno continuously bashes her head against a rock instead of actually learning how to run
>>574942846>I’d rather have more uma, what’s the point of purchasing an account with such shit luck. Also, consider saving your carats this scenarioProbably i will do this yes
>>574942958>Alcoholism, TherapyThat's redundant.
>>574942801Good news, you can make more.
>>574942749I mean may as well, the dirter legend races are a year away BUT roll the paid banners first
Please tell me next scenario is better...
>>574943191
How much on average i can save in half a year?
>>574942830>Tachyon: Sumire Uesaka>Sirius: Fairouz Ai
Is spending resources on SSR super creek worth it at this point in the game's life? Mine is still LB0
>>574943175She's afraid of (You) giving up on her, so she's trying harder to get your attention
>>574943439100k give or takeand like 100+ tickets
>>574943356/umaJP/ is down and to the left
>>574943470I forgor
>>574942337Sure if you only want to loop 1 skill which is insanely easy
>Spend ages learning how to craft good parents with consistent decks and strategies.>Completely invalidated by autoFeels really damn bad.
>>574943548Down and to the left is just the top of this page.
>>574943487yesyou will use her a lot starting now until at least air shakur stamina
I will cope with 1lb tachyon and 0lb LH and I will be fine paying the 140 pull scenario tax
How good/bad is 1LB Wit Neicha? Is she better than the SR Wits? Got one off the banner and I know we get a freebie selector that I think I'll use on her
man I love autoplay
4.1k SP in Unitysince Shichi doesn't have to worry about hitting SS rank i find the guaranteed hints from Unity a lot more reliable for parent farming
>Went from 115k to 57k and it wasn't worth it
>>5749437131LB tachyon is trash, not worth using
>And thank... YOU KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574943729she is actually somewhat usable at 1LB now that we're out of MANT and OYL has been buffed
>>574943191Does falco also have people hornyposting with her or is falcoposting just spreading propaganda of her itt?
I was gone all day, did they fix Unity so events actually finish now?
>>574943616I'm not bashing my head for proccing 10% 5 times. I only started this bullshit because of auto. And I'm not spending jims for energy. So yeah I'm taking it easy.
>>574943487Rainbow crystals? No. Selectors? Yeah.
Anyone telling you to use a non-MLB card is gaslighting you
>>574937031So this is the Grand live concert deck for XOguri unless there's some SSR wit better than Daiwa
>>574943487If you have an MLB Creek you theoretically could still use her for the next 3 years. JP players were still using her earlier this year even when there were better Stamina cards like Shakur
Hag foot!
>>574941680that extends to the anime as well where they had Mariya Ise as Marchi hope they go big as well with Folkqueen
New Smart Falcon? More like dumb Stupid Falcon!
>>574943652I love her!
>>574944003wit god says 777 girl instead of daiwa for right handed
That's my girl
>>574944003Seiun scratching her ass if you're front.
is the new scenario faster then MANT?
>>574944174about 10 mins faster
3 sr crystalsI can mlb either fujin wit or marvey witwhich one will it beno sei wit
I wasted all my carats, didn't even manage to mlb tachyon and now I have nothing left for machan in a month
>>574943769sparks, if youre curiousmy goal is to continuously loop into shichi since she's the big progress maker
>>574944228marvy wit is a good card
with auto training you have NO excuse to not do daily fan runs for your dancho desuwa!
so what are my account options rn (front main)>MLB Kita>0LB SMaru>1LB Creek>3LB FM>2LB Festa>1LB Tachy>3LB Hello>permaborrow bourbon wit (i skipped unity cup after getting 0 R or SSR riko)>no other usable SSR cards in my opinion>most SRs are MLB (except the newer ones)
>>574944326Don't play front lol
MANT?Yeah sure thing Dancho I'll get right on it I really need the carat positive loo- I mean the FANS gained... yeah
>>574943880>vol 5>this artistWHAT DO YOU MEAN
POST SOMETHING CUTE
gaaaaahI keep getting bad shop rolls and can't get the proper speed, but with a heal she can run dirt miles at least
>>574943535So i literally can get El Condor Pass FLB if i hoard?
>>574944228both are good, ines is better if you prefer fronts and is a generally better stat stick, but marvey has ramp up + THH which is very useful
>>574944326A+ leagues rapist>skipped unitybrickedIf you aren't poor or a third worlder then satisfy your gambling addiction with the daily pulls (on banners you're sparking) and maybe the paid banners. Hold onto those fucking crystals.
>>574944112Shine on, you crazy diamond!
>>574944003>So this is the Grand live concert deck for XOguriNoyou want Tachyon to be MLB
>>574944326Don't borrow Bourbon over a real speed or wit card, TTL is not worth all the stats you're punting away. Use your selector on S Maru. Borrow Creek until Sounds or Shakur.
Pls no bully, i really thinking which account betterPls give me advice bwos
Seriously how do you reject THIS
is the buffed unity scenario still worth doing?
Can I please get some SR's that I don't have or are uncapped for the love of god please stop giving me Biwa and Amazon and Inari
>>574944678for debuffers, yeah
AIEEEEEE
>>574944714Can I have one of your Inaris?
So what are globalbabs first GL impressions?
>>574944678For great grand parent igwit farming I guess
>>574944645if you want to be competitive top, if you want to keep umas you shared memories with bottom and just borrow tachyon, implying that light hello wasn't on 200 rolls just wait until the last free 50 and redeem her last copy, no finemo on both accounts suck so just buy her from the free SSRs tickets
>>574944645>rerolling a 4-month old accountconsidering how shit the deck your old one has, I suggest you atleast get MLB Tachyon and Light Hello so Grand Live is smooth sailing somewhat
would you slime yourself if your gacha ssr collection would look like
>Falco has whooping 42 affinity with Ricky>is best parent for dirtsI actually need the idol slut holy hell
>>574944786Take them, i have enough for you and your family
zamn
>>574944625That'll be in 5 days
My heart...
>>574944793I can see it
>>574944793managing 5 different currencies is kind of bullshit
Just finished the scenario, I like it. Light Hello's pal card's ending is bittersweet though, I kinda hate it. It was like the "normal" ending in a visual novel, the good ending would be her ending with (You) but the torena is meant for great things, as supported by her ending saying you keep achieving great things and that she has to strive to keep up with you. 7.5/10
>>574944826Seems good if you're still waiting for free roll :^)
>>574944523>>574944296hmmmm after consideration I'll go with inesshe's sexier and I run fronts
I'm so upset, they put the photo mode on the phone app but haven't sent out the update to steam. My phone screenshots look so crunchy. Come on, Cygames.
>>574944826Gwo your Shakur?
>>574944793fat fuck tummy..
>worse than Unity+ regular runsman, i still don't know how to high roll this shitalso Stamina is so fucking hard to get. you NEED stamina sparks.
>>574945025HOLY SHIT GO BA--oh wait I'm not the schizo whopsie lmao
>>574945025>>>/umajp/Flatties move to the side
>>574944662because she's an alcoholic, instantly into the bin with her
>>574944819>considering how shit the deck your old one has,Not so shit thought 2lb Super creek and 1LB Mr.CB>>574944813I can be competitive on old account just 1 year later lmao
I used all my carats and got 3lb Light, should I hold onto my selector just a few more days and hope maybe I pick up MLB from the free rolls
>>574945082>2LB Creek
>>574945135just get her pregnant and she'll stop drinking
>Scenario really emphasizes training and clicking speed/wit as much as possible and is extremely hostile to anything else>First CM needs a ton of stamina in a super short amount of time to learn said new scenario>Except this time it's on Dirt so you have fuck-all for options outside of extreme mutations or the extremely slim selection of natural Dirt umas>On top of that it's RNG hell to even get good currency/songs/rainbows on top of the usual aptitude stuffWhy does Cygames keep doing this
>>574945153Rerollfags on global release are going for MLB Creek/FM minimum yours has nothing innit
>>574944645>One has """the""" cards but not the horses, not even Oguri Cap just a Rickey and a lot of other random stuff>Other one has an insane amount of horsesHave you considered using the money you spent on a chinese account, on the monthly pack and also to learn from the cost of dickpulling?Stick to the old one maybe you can barter away the new one for a percentage of what you bought it for.
>>574945129clllllock work melty
>>574944643my sparks are probably going to go from Tachy 1LB->3LB and cope with that (MLB if lucky), not sure i should probably start crystalling creek to 3/MLB so that i don't get assblasted by the Grandmasters Spring Tenno CM where i'll also borrow ancestors
>>574945164you can't use the selector for her anyway and investing beyond 2LB is a waste
>>574945025I don't even want you to go to umajp I just want you to just fuck off entirely
>>574944962At least she returns for the ramen scenario
>>574944793Mirako has inverted nipples.
>>574945098>>574945325Meds, Sanjay
>>574944112Dia-chan is cute! Seriously cute! She's so cute!
Praying Sasami is a good substitute for Riko in auto cuz I think it would be really fucking funny
>>574945153>I can be competitive on old account just 1 year later lmaopretty much, as someone who never MLB finemo or creek i would still keep the old one, irrelevant if you have fond memories of the characters eventually you'll be able to MLB tachyon until she gets replaced by other speed SSRs, and to be COMPLETELY honest, after people said kitasan was gonna die in MANT only for her to still being the main speed for most people i think tachyon will keep being played even after SSR pasa for people who don't roll a lot
>>574945317I meant the exchange thing cause I went over 200 rolls
>>574945409how many tachyons did you get?
Is there anything special I have to do for the bugged auto runs with Gold City, like choosing balanced or not? I thought it was only her alt but apparently it’s not
>>5749454821LB
>new scenario releases at bedtime>put on an auto run before going to bed>wake up to thisThat was easy, I already beat the scenario and I didn't have to do a thing
>antiJP schizo having a double melty against stegoCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
THE AUTO MODE HAS BETTER STATS THAN ME IN GL I DON'T GET IT
not playing GL until I get my Tachwife
>"saar you need 18 speed for grand laiv the speed cap is da most important thing" t. sloptubers>Very first GL CM>It's a flat track with debuff spam so you need 18 stamina + creek borrow + 1 goldnever trusting those fags again
>>574945545Stop calling yourself a chad you fucking troglodyte
>9:08AM in Delhi>The schizo is upGOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
>throw some pink tickets at tachyon banner>get SSR cafe from the other banneris this card any good?
You know what? Fuck it. I'm going 600 stam + 2 gold recovs. Full on wit and speed.
>>574944793Prove you play JP like StegoCHAD
>>574945583I'd say "same here lmao" but I only ever did a singular run, without reading anything, completely winging it. GL has a learning curve alright, nothing like Unity, or god forbid MANT.>>574945613>never trusting third worlder trying to sabotage everyone ever againwise choice!
>>574945636I like the skill for TT for whatever reason, she's good for stamina
>>574945524not ideal, but if you think you would ever use her in the future (for pace chasers or if you don't have both kitasan and maru) then you can spark her and build her up eventually with crystals or future selectors, hell you might get lucky from the rest of the free pullsotherwise i guess just MLB light hello, but there's no point in using the spark before free pulls are over
>>574945636stam debuff with 567
What the fuck does she mean by this
Is Tachyon worth it?
so the scenario is just spamming friendship trainings huh
>>574945803If you don't take CMs seriously (which I assume you don't, considering you had to ask) then no, you can skip her
>>574945778idkmy childhood dog was named sebastian though
>60 pulls>No SSRs yetI'm gonna end up going to 600 aren't I
>>574945778She's going to rape you doggy style.
>>574945803Tachyon is always worth it
>>574945803100% for pacersfor other style mains you can double spark if at 200 you've gotten her twice without the spark
So if I have 0 carats left now how much can I save if I don't pull for anyone else until pasa card?
>>574945778You have to lick her peanut butter'd umanko
>>574945897When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
After finally finishing my first run I can say with certainty that Light Hello is marriage material and the type of woman I want to support.
>>574945959Woof
>can't use tachyon card on tachyon parentShould I train her in unity instead? Does tachyon card good there?
>>574945803>asking this latejust skip gwochacho
willl stamina EVER feel like it's not the worst thing to click
Do you forget Riko so easily?
>>574945974umamusume is hag game
Remember how Goldshit was supposed to break TT and nothing happened
>>574945909watermarked memes are fucking gay
>>574946032no lmao
>>574945952like 150k+ but that means skipping ramonu, ancestors and more
DON'T STOPNO DON'T STOP TIL FINISH
>>574946040Just like indpependent training won't break shit either. Lazy people aren't going to unlazy themselves.
this scenario sucks can we just buff unity one more time?
>>574946034never liked herworst pal by a mile
>>574946091>BrickcestorsLMAOOOOO
SOON
>>574946032Yes. Summer umas swim with the outfit onThey even perma-wear it during summer
>>574946168you are not skipping BOTH of those cards my guy
the music is this game man
>>574945674Stop calling yourself a chad.
>>574946032clicking power feels worse for me. If you're clicking stam you need itif you're clicking pow you need more pow than stamand you're getting the equivalent of a decent speed click's worth of power at best
>>574946196Is this reverse cowgirl trainingI don't think that's really age appropriate
>>574946240old hag needs to start acting her age
>>574946034I never cared that much about her in the first place.Tazuna = Light Hello > Aoi >>>> Riko
heh
>>574945025Why do you post here when you either get ignored or told to fuck off? Does it get you off that people hate you?
>>574946196sex with specute...
>continues to seethe>refuses to post playtimeheh>>574946240>>574946319DISAGREEEEEEEEEEED
>>574945959but girls pee from there
>>574946328Aren't you forgetting someone>>574945390
>>574946034Riko is the hottest one easily. And the only one I could overpower and rape
I can't wait for Ramonu to come out bro FM is so fucking bad
the round uma
>>574946351next week... for sure..
>>574946351Oh right what the fuck, where's evolved skills
>>574946240kaichou...
>finish the grand live>still have to participate in akikawa's rinky dink URA flopnale
>>574946474I kneel to the chad...
>>574946497it's going to feel even sillier if you win the larc and still need to do URA finale
>>574946415>>574946474look at that flat hobo cutie making every schizo seethe in anger like a CHAD
>>574946530stop calling yourself a chad you mentally ill freak
>>574946437I never rolled for nor got spooked by her card so I have no strong feelings about her beyond the jab event.
orenji
Nice
>>574938039If it has a comma you need both. If it has a slash it is either or.
>>574946497don't say that...
>>574946474we have Kino's Journey at home(it doesn't have Hermes)
>>574946620Now post the zombie one
>>574946620Lewd Fuku
>>574946116Can finish inside?
>>574946474HOBO
>>574945674Why do you talk about yourself in the 3rd person?
>>574946667Okay but the one at home is extra cute.
>>574946474>>574946578Post JP account
>>574942375Dober would crawl into a hole and die of embarrassment the day after she recovers from her estrus cycle...
>Decide to look at the Sound Player code to try and fix something>My fucking face when it's just one giant fucking lineHoly fucking shit kill meSomeone post kitasan (izuna) please, I'm having a melt down like the schizo
>>574946689dont have it
>>574946643 (Me)lmao that was a support ticket i got finishing my first grand concert.I used the uma ticket and got her again.Creek is marking me lmao
>>574946753Post boobs
>>574946778That's just what webpack does. JS runs faster if your code is compact. Go find the git that has the unpacked source.
>0 tachyon 0 light hello unredeemed spark>2 crystalsWhat do I do bros...
>>574946798What a goofy creature
>>574946780Must I do everything
>this retard never had a problem with literal off topic posting 12 hours ago but would act like a woman on her period if umamusumes from another region gets posted btw
Dober-neesan a cute
>>574946751sex sex dont care for the restsex the entire line>>574946798>>574946869I guess that makes sense in some weird way, but holy fuck does it make it aids to try and change/fix anything on the fly.
>>574938526
>>574946849No account? More blog and twitter screenshots?
>>574944174yes, average run time is around 5 minutes
>>574946778Check 4chan XT gwo
>>574946919I need Donna to make me ejaculate
>Light Hello holding a burger>stuffs it up her ass
Donna donna donna
>>574946919Incorrect, actually. The autist has a giant fit the moment you post SPECIFICALLY NTR and/or Stego, never when it's anything else. Plenty of JP only uma get posted all the fucking time, esp cheva and gentle, yet he never reacts to them. Even when he does on a rare chance, he is never as consistent with the schizo posting as HE is with stego and NTR.It makes the whole "GO BACK REEEEEEE" shit hilarious and stupid as hell because he fucking LOVES stego and ntr
>>574946753
>>574947005YeppersYeppersPost boobs
>my hololive gacha started the same fucking day Grand live startedCover and Cygames are supposed to be BFF companies they REALLY should have coordinated this a bit
>>574941687That's a funny way to say she's perfect for me.
I have been informed through my contacts that Yayoi Akikawa and Tazuna Hayakawa are just regular humans and the allegations that they are Umamusume are false and not to be trusted. Please do not spread such falsehoods, as it damages the reputation of not only Tracen Academy, but URA as a whole.After sending this message, make a screenshot and send it to the director. 3 Carats will be added to your account. Delete this paragraph before posting.
This sucks ass.Where did I go wrong?
>>574947054she's not Jordan...
>>574947097There's a cringetuber gacha?
>did brians career as first attempt >forgot about kks and tenno cuz mant>rip kks>cancel out of tenno clock (5th anyway)>failoops
>>574947112you need another speed card
>>574941815*spit*
>>574947054Jordan-staring-into-space.jpg
HOW DO YOU GET POWERHOW DO YOU GET STAMINAHOW DO YOU GET WITITS JUST SPEED SPEED SPEED FUCK THIS SCENARIO ITS EVEN MORE RNG TRASH AT LEAST MANT WAS CONSISTENT I INVESTED 90K CAROTS INTO THIS FUCKING SHIT SCENARIO AND I HATE IT
>>574947112Bad RNG probably.
>>5749470131. Already using XT2. My issue is with a Sound Player specific feature that XT doesn't have to begin with.
>>574947112>>574947157brianmind
OkI like light hello a lotis she part of the pal cards you can reuse later
Is Fine Motion without LB's fine? Or maybe i should get Maruzen?
>>574947085CHAD actually plays JP while Mirakofag larps SAD
>>574946904Yes you have to
Why even spend carats when the free 10pulls have you covered.
>>574947193Your parents?No, 9* blues isn't enough, you need scenario sparks too.
>>574947193If you think this is bad just wait until twinkle legends.
This scenario is totally fucking slop other than hello having massive titties
>>574947271>name torena-san... that meme is like a decade ago...
>>574947362Shiraoki-sama told him that his luck would increase if he named it that
>they thought things would go up after mant>they thought GL would safe the game
I don't like gl...
Tired of the choice of NPCsnot into hags when do we get delicious loli scenario npc
>>574947362>2017 was 20 years ago
>>574947276some of us are just pathetic lucklets>t. double sparked just to get 2LB LH and 1LB Tachy
Reminder you can skip GL entirely and still do Unity+ for CMs
>>574947193i hope you at least have xoguri so you didn't spend 90k carats on a scenario nobody else will win CMs in
>>574946308have something age appropriate>>574947085jpDEITY
>>574946778i just used a formatter and made changes then put it back in the script
I'm going back to mant lads
>>574946497>not even any rivals this timekek
So I planned to pull until 510, but at pull 400 I got 3 Hellos and 3 Tachyons, which is a 2LB Hello MLB Tachyon without even using an uncap gem. My question is should I keep going and complete the 600 in case I don't pull any Light Hellos in the free pulls, or just be happy with this since it's already a pretty good 400 pull?
>>574947494Yes, please do this. I want to fight your -300 speed umas.
>>574947581Fine with me at long as the fans keep coming in-danchou
Remember, REM cycles are 90 minutes on average; budgeting 30 minutes for falling back asleep, that is an auto run every TWO hours, not every hourYour health comes first
>>574947692you should be happy and not waste anymore resources desu
>>574946870Get light hello off pity, save crystals for later, borrow tachyon. 0LB LH is fine
If umas with ponytails are ponies, what are umas with pigtails
>>574947472Imagine all the 90s born people that'll survive 'til the 22nd century.
>>574947235yee
>>574947472>umamusume global was released 15 years ago
>>574947692Over 2lb light hello is a pure luxury option. If you're putting money in the game keep going otherwise obviously stop.
>>574947807SEX SIX TIMES WITH LIGHT HELLO
>>574947248For the upcoming selector? I’d pick Smaru if you run fronts, or getting super creek up. There are like no selector useful cards in GL so I plan to 1lb smaru from 1.5 and 2nd anni vouchers
>>574947778Are you implying that I should wake up every 2 hours to fanslave for danchou
>>574947472>MANT was 4000 years ago
>>574946870>>574947787Sorry it was actually>0LB tachyon zero LH>1 unredeemed spark>2 crystals
>>574947794Cute
>>574947523Turns out some madman forked it 2 years ago and has been updating it since, resulting in him fixing my problem ages agohttps://github.com/vampiricwulf/4chan-sounds-player/commit/da8f3bac206cf1b86e4a2d476c215395d174d286
sup losers
The people fearmongering about Auto Glitch Yaeno/Shitty have nothing to worry about Yaeno literally NEVER gets past 1200 SpeedSad...I thought I could cheese the CM...
>>574947984>that githubautismGOD
is lightbirb any good? i feel like seriru is a bit too slop
what do you get by having 21 songs at the end?
>>574947706I need to see concrete proof of 1400+ speed GL umas completely wiping out Unity+ umas, with zero fighting chance
>>574948095Girls Legend U Grand Live version (18 man)
>>574948095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yQCt9cSdUk
>>574947972Yeah, my advice is the same. Pity LH, use her at 0lb, borrow mlb tachyon. Don’t bother with crystals for this. 1lb LH is nice, but save the crystals for when you get fucked rolling the real meta shit (ramonu wit, pasa speed)
>>574947960I am implying that you should optimize your sleep before trying to optimize your fan output
>>574947984huh i didnt know github rats on you when youre slopping it up
I had 21 songs but still only 6 singers, do I get it during the career or after?
>>574947139My beloved Mejiro..
>>574948095sex
Trainer-san Our Grand Live doko
>>574948080I like him>>574948202It’s a special concert
>>574948163you can opt out of it in claude code but most sloppers are too dumb to know thatt. professional slopper
>>574948202You have to get the songs before Christmas. If Christmas passes it's over and you've missed the window.
>>574948080If you want to sit through 50 minutes presentation yeah
>>574948067A savior, is what he is.>>574948163Not 100% sure, but I think that is purely optional, just so you can be a goodie boy. You can still hide it obviously and commit without marking claude.>>574948289Yeah figures
>>574947706Idk, bro. My old mant umas are shitting on my gl uma with almost 1500 speed.
>>574944456easily, but there's also wit ramonu. what's your lb crystal situation?
>>574947984oh yeah i made that same change locallybut i went back to uploading the sound and creating the filenames myself
>>574948080i think he's way better than everyone else
how bad is 2LB tachy?
>>574948305fuck I buy them before my arkima kinen goal in the race menu
>>574948378>easily, but there's also wit ramonu. what's your lb crystal situation?I got one crystal bro
> Doing Kitasan career now that we are out of Mant> Nakayama festa won a single G1 at 5 years> was sent to run in the ArcThe fuck
Do you regret calling me Brickey Rickey after your Tach pulls
>>574948408Hate doing it manual, easy or not, it's just a needless slog, hence why I finally searched this up. At least now I can quickly shit things out using mp4+ogg using mpv, and don't have to always rely on ffmpeg/vp9
>>574948570She's called brickey rickey cuz she got me all bricked up
60k caratslb2 tachyonlb2 light hellothat was absolutely horrible wasn't it?
I tabbed back into my game and saw this
Why Air Shakur Wit is a bad card though? Shitty yellow skills?
lucky happy sex!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgq7TGghYVQ
>>574948458Needs MLB, wait for the free pulls to be over before burning crystals or sparking.>>574948570I was one of her most fervent posters and as thanks, her banner raped me.
Can you fail an independent run?
>>574948552Nakayama won a G1 at 4 years old. Was sent to Run in the arc at 5. What are you talking about
>>574948645bad wit output
>>574948635This is just like Dead by Daylight
>>574948513you're probably not even gonna need it if you start saving when the current banner ends.That's what I'm gonna do. I have 50k ish carats, and 2 crystals though so I'll roll for ramonu too
>>574948570Not at all, I got you in the free dailies and got MLB tachyon and LB1 light hello in 160, waiting on the free rolls to finish, thank you lucky brickey~
>>574947461Hmm...
>>574948570I exclusively pull for umas with red eyes because my penis demands it, I regret nothing.
>>574948635still sex
>>574948674 Shit no they sent him to the arc twice, but at 4 years old is when he lost at 2nd place
how cope is 3LB tachyon (after the sparks from free pulls)
>non stop stamina songshoeeeeeh
>>574948040I think it's a luck of the draw thing, I have managed to get her over 1200 speed once, but that was with 3 speed cards.It gets tricky with 2, which is what is needed, considering wit ends up really low on every runI'm gonna grind her everyday until I'm happy with the results or they patch it out
>>574948570i had to spark brickey but she blessed my tachyon pulls and i MLB'd her in 300 rolls
>>574948807enjoy your minor sweepy powercreep
>>574939874She is also really good at invigorating my penis.
Can someone give me a tldr on the Grand Concert Story? Is it just Light Hello living through the younger hotter umas?
>>5749488071 skill point vs 2 bonus. If you run a lot of paces, crystal candidate if you don’t get lucky. Main use is in GL, but you’ll want is jf kitasan is your besf speed card
>>574948141Should I go for another spark along the free pulls? I planned for 400 pulls
>Set to "Stamina" with 2 stam parentsIt makes consistent uma alright, just not sure how to feel about it yet. Your average bot can create better FINAL uma, while auto results in the easier and more consistent fan run uma.
I DON'T GET IT I HAVE THE SAME SCORE AS UNITY WHAT'S THE POINT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME FALCO
>>574948645Even /uma/ can evaluate this card
>>574948163As a professional slopper, I'm pretty sure it's based off the commit message, but sloppers are too lazy or don't care to remove it
>>574947494I know this is a gaslight but it's getting more and more tempting by the second, GC gives fuck-all for stamina and surely surviving will be better than having 1500 speed and 700 stamina at best... but there's no way that's true. Still don't know how the hell I'm hitting 900 + gold though. Do I dare forgo a wit card for a second stamina card? I know I need them, but at the same time they feel so much weaker in this scenario
>>574948635spooky
>>574947438Sorry, but no matter how hard you are trying to doompost and gaslight people, MANT era was, is, and will always be the most dogshit era and the absolute lowest point of the game, even with QoLs and less duration (3.5 months compared to JP 6 months) >>574941815Half of this general would rather suck cock than playing it
>>574948570I regret getting you with the free pulls only to find out you're a fr*nt
>>574948923Girl she looked up to never won so she never got to be the center of the snow, revived Uma Coachella so everyone can sing>>574948971Idk I’m at 120 with 1lb tach and no LH and that’s my dilemma too, I always expect the worst with card pulls but I need a good non ksb speed card
>>574949019>Huge hint level and good frequency>Skill points bonus>Guaranteed spurt >A bit of TE to tide you overwhat's the problem
>>574948674You telling me the game is not accurate?Also Duramente being "Brusquement" and not being updated in the career after they got the rights is incredible.
>>574948941>speed cards + crystal targetsusing the selector to 1LB smaru, and then we'll see where it goes from there, my main crystal candidates are to 1LB->3LB smaru or to 1LB->3LB creek (i will have 2 crystals by the helios/palmer banner)
>>574948841I used 3 Speed cards on my last run & it resulted in LESS Speed for some reasonGranted I replaced my 0LB LH with the Speed cardShe really is human rights...Have your card events been finishing?I brought Natie as the borrow for all 3 auto runs & she has not completed onceVery strange
>>574949147 Nigga that's not Nakayama she's talking about.
>>574949075I bricked myself out of the summer title because I couldn’t will myself to touch it
>Kita + Maru>Kita + Tachy>Tachy + MaruWhich one should a front with 10-20 speed growth take?
>>574949041Was updated Unity out when GC came out originally?
>>574949153>my main crystal candidates are to 1LB->3LB smarushe unironically gets a rerun every month you can shrimply daily pull every one of those
>>574949137you forgot this
>>574949147That's not taking about Festa you retard holy shit
Do we get 100 free pulls? I only need one more copy of Agnes Tachyon support.
>>574949137They did not even give her a good hint pool to make use of her only good stats…
>>574949295You get 50 more pulls and 40 on Teio
>>574949227so i guess keep 1LB smaru until later on, save crystals for creek (and any botched ramonu/bourbon pulls)
Fronts are actually so fucking strong in this scenario.>Concentration>Gold Playtime's Over
i mean OBJECTIVELY GL was only slightly stronger than MANT when it came out and nu unity > MANT so BIG concert might have competition
>>574949153I’m saving my crystals in the likely event ramonu or pasa completely fucks me over
>get my Uma to A dirt>Start getting free dirt hints from the song shopHoly fucking shit
>>574949392PROVES!? PLAY TIME, CHAD!??
>>574949147That ramen shop lady is talking about Stego, who won his first G1 in Hong Kong at 7 years old. It's funny because Rulership also won his first G1 in a Hong Kong race and Stego actually talks about how she feels somewhat of a kinship with her because of it.
>>574941815You gave me this interaction with Creek, so thank you for that.
>>57494929560 total on tachyon, do your pulls before the daily reset today and the teio card reset>>574949353She is also a popular voucher candidate for second anni bc we don’t really have any good cards in GC for non whales
>>574949474Light!
>>574949227>every monthwhat do you mean, there's the actual rerun, and then there's the one the banner before ramonu and the banner before pasa
>>574949474Hello Light
>>574949452sooooooooooooooooooo youre telling me stego is mentioned in global? not shown, granted, but mentioned off handedly?
>>574949392Gonna wait for someone that actually played JP
>>574949353You can voucher, get spooked by or paid banner creek, the crystals are for when you're pulling the latest card that's going to super breek (brain subconsciously decided to write brick as that so I left it and added super because it'd be funnier) your account unless you MLB it.>>574949539>>every month>what do you meana bit of hyperbole
>>574949137>Huge hint level and good frequencyOh boy I can't wait to have a 40% discount on Strategist and Pressure!>Skill points bonusJust use tachyon + sweep>guaranteed spurtHishiama has that too and the card still blows more dick than a 5 dollar whore>TEWorse than several SR cards
>>574949452> at 7But that's also not 5
am I allowed to say that new G1 icons look low effort?just basic text over background without stylized font
>>574946778
>>574949685Erm hishiama does not have guaranteed spurt...
>>574949703Anon, 5 year career. They start racing, usually, at 2. 2+5 is 7. Come on man.
>>574949749Worked on my machineShould have MLB'd your luck
>>574949659yep, i love how front banners in the future all have their major cards consecutively with the scenario tax (or in close proximity)>Bourbon Wit + Ramonu/Ancestors>Falco Speed + Still In Love>Daiwa IS the shakur banner>Bourbon Power + Onsen Tax>Tap Dance City, literally nothing close to it if i can tell
this semen slurping scenario is not for me bros, i'm going back to Unity
>>574949718no, you're not. shut the fuck up tamachud
>>574949821Nyo that's not how that works. You said something incorrect now you have to admit it and say "I was wrong"
>>574949364>runs out of stam>dies
>>574949881>>574949726umama looks weird
>>574949916Nah.
this game is just too comfy with auto now
>>574949162I've been running Unity2 all day because my luck hasn't been great at the card casinoI also brought Natie, but out of my 6 or so runs, she only completed once lolVery odd indeed
>>574949912NANDEYANEN
bread?
>>574949881 >>574949726nin nin>>574949975disgustingly so. imagine if we had this when mant released, would've solved a lot of problems
>>574949436>pick skill hints from shop>it's the same 4-5 stam blues when I need head on and shit
>can't even hit the speed cap because you need a Creek in your deck because the scenario gives you no fucking stats besides speed>hitting 1k wit is 50/50I think Unity might be better for medium+long CMs
>>574949916My client would be willing to say that, but in exchange you would have to refer to him as a good boy
Hello is such a weird word now that I look at it
i-is...is R Light Hello good enough?
>>574949974But you were wrong you said something wrong everyone can see it why won't you admit it
>>574950036god I like this lil gnome and her funny speaking so muchcan't tell her from normal japs apart for my life but something about her just screams "likable and normal"
how do I make the most out of non-rainbow clicks in GLthe problem I'm seeing is that since I'm clicking fat speed rainbows the entire career there's fuckall for stamina and even wit. Trying to buy your way out of it with the shop can only get you so far
>>574950171we should have stuck with ahoy as intended
I can't wait to see the clash between Unity Umas and GL Umas in the dirt CM
>>574950195hmmmnyo
150 pulls, 1 Tachyon, 2 Hello, 1 Pasa...guts? It ain't the absolute worst luck ever (I pulled 230 on the KSB rerun and got zero copies) but it's certainly not great either. At least I got my last copy needed to MLB SR Sweepy.
sooooooooo what happens when you throw hag hello fat titties into unity for the fuck(ing) of it?
Tamtambros... Is it our time? Stamina SSR with a gold velocity skill and guaranteed THH hint...
this game is LITTERALLY unplayable without the pal cardi'm autoing this mode
>>574950223evil horse
>>574949962Lolno. You run the free anni Bourbon card for Trackblazer then borrow Creek for 2 gold recovs. Surviving the track is worth losing TTL. Like I said, fronts are real fucking good in this scenario.
>>574950079Kill yourself
>>574950258the 1500/800/900/600/900 GL umas are going to all job to the unity gods with 1350/900/1250/700/1300 stat lines and 3 extra god tier golds in their skill pools
>>574950364there's a reason pal scenario cards are called Human Rights cards starting with GL
>>574950364>literallywrong not only because you said "literally", but because you're literally wrong.>574950424uh oh melty x)
the animation for LH running over to you is so funny
>>574950346Same thing that happens when you threw Tazuna's fat ass into Unity.Less stats but you still have a Pal card for the Recreation event and energy restore. You also don't get the token stuff but that's obvious
i can really feel the gap between f2p and whales rising bros i can't keep up anymore......
this game is LITERTERALLY unplayable with the pal cardI can't stop jacking off to Light Hello
why are Tachyon fans like this
>>574950364LH and Anges are good for like the next year not just for this scenario there's a reason why everyone told you to save for this banner
Was really hoping they'd have fixed the bug and pushed the PC update for the photo mode but I guess that won't happen soon. I hope it's there when I wake up though.
>>574950546He is literally me
>>574950524I can also feel something rising for Shichi...
>>574950546Agnes Sexyon
How am I supposed to play the new scenario? Is it just URA but you buy stuff from the shop whenever you can? I don't understand what the strategy here is supposed to be.
Rickey, Fucky, My Cummy In Her Tummy!!!
>>574950523At last, I finally see... So what, Tazuna = URA, Riko = Unity, PAL faggotry = MANT, FAT HAG TITS v1 = GL?
so what's special about the special girls legends U and why did I not get it after getting 21 songs
>>574950546the raped
>>574950546damn, they put redditors in the game
can you make SS parents with auto on unity and ura other than city and yaeno? or do you have to auto grand live
>>574950546>Tachyonfans like to watchohnononononononononononononono
next auto run will be better
BREAD?
>>574950258Is this actually going to be a thing?>>574950364Thank God I saved for this shit.
>>574949218tachy/maru has the highest ceiling
>>574950630Rickey isn't going to let you hit unless you're under 14, bro..
if i auto GL, will it fuck up my first time read thing when i play later?
>>574950708umagrok, post the Teiobro NTR pic
>>574949218kita + maruSP bonus doesn't help much if you don't have any skills to buy
>>574950840nyo it doesn't add the events to your archiveand you could always just completely turn off skip
>>574950834>Shorter than 14 (inches)I'M IN
>>574950959Bwo is a gnome
>>574950440This may be possible. I had a race in round 2 A group during Leo where a Curren that was two months old from Mantblazer beat my Taiki and very nearly beat my Mayano despite a huge difference in statline and skills. https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=vNd_Nj0dOy8i9I0fy5EAhwmEIt was the race that finally made me download the parsing tool. I had to save it.
UMASUMI INCELS
>>574951029Umasumi
got some actual lube and holy crap it's so much smoother than just using coconut oil or my conditionerI should've made this switch years ago
>>574950642Actually disregard the nonsense I posted before, for some reason I thought Tazuna was the Scenario Link for URA along with Aoi. The true list is>Aoi = URA>Riko = Unity>MANT = LIBRE>Tits Hello = GL.Tazuna doesn't have a scenario link until the latest JP version>>574950787I mean, maybe. I'm sure the 97% of people will just use the new scenario for next CM but I wouldn't be shocked to see a few guys rocking up with Unity Umas.
>>574951160>until the latest JP versionJesus alrighty then. Good to know, thank you!
>>574951029gn
What
wait a minuteis that...
>>574951261what? all I see is teio
>>574951261literally who
>>574951230Is the Grand Live legendary versionThis is the dream of Falco and Light HelloEvery uma gets to be center stage on this one with a max limit of 18 dancers instead of 12
>>574951230Second girls legend u is the full sing and it stages 18 people
HOPELESS STAKES AAAAAAAAAA
>>574951261The mystery Uma... A.M...
what does scenario link actually do for trainee and cards this time around?
>>574951341>>574951345OhhhhhI didn't notice...
>>574951230gee Falcohow come your torena lets you have TWO concerts
FILL THE FUCKING IMAGE SLOTS YOU WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES>>574951351Good question. What the fuck DOES scenario link do for cards that aren't PAL shit?
>>574951349does saying her full name boot you back to the homescreen as well?
total mant death
>>574951345but how do you get it
>>574951348Nandeyanen
>>574951506get 18 songs
I capped her card during my pulls.
>>574951445If you run, say, suzuka card in this scenario you get a hold skill of whatever skill she would give otherwise
>>574951445>>574951351Doesn't it upgrade the choice selection at the end with Suzuka/Bourbon/Falco and Tachyon (who gets Unstoppable)
>>574951564but I got 20 and didn'tis it because i had repeats (if that is even possible)?
>>574951261Yup, the one and only, Tokai Teio.
>>574951261Ass ton...
Mating Press Tachy
>>574951603>>574951605so much small shit to look out with this damn game...
horny and my trainee is busy training without meis this what abandonment play feels like
fuck 2* would've been usable
>>574951490No but her spirit will possess you and force you to roll for her
>>574951647>>574948305
>>574951725This, but Vodka.
>>574951261
>>574951785
>>574951605oh you are correctI was running suzuka with bobo/tachy/LH cards and I wondered why the fuck I got to choose Falco but now I remember she was the only one without a gold selection
>200 rolls>4 Light Hellos>grab the pity LH>do 1 more ten roll >6th LH>0 Tachyonsshould I just kms
>>574951725>>574951785This but literally every uma. Yes even HER.
>>574948570Hokko bricks me up
>>574951910hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes
>>574948305is christmas before or after late december because I bought them before the arima kinen turnbut that's probably what happened, thanks
>>574951921
>>574951351>>574951605+ more tokens
>This an 1167800 fans in 50 minutesZEROEXCUSETOFLATLINE
>>574951910But then you wont get smooches from cuties
>>574948080way too verbose, up his ass and confidently wrongso basically reddit
What is this golden groundwork people are talking about?
>>574952012>in 50 minutesOF DOING FUCK ALL, it's great!if a club still has flatliner they can be safely kicked and murdered, CAST INTO THE FIRE
Bread?
>SSR Tachion have same voice line on spark training as wit cardWelp... that's not cool
>>574952065total clanker death
I'm sending Maruzensky to farm Brickey's sashes for me. Gambare, Maruzensky!
>>574951910How are people this fucking bad at sequencing their pulls?
this is it the last bread
FUCK STUDENT C ALL MY HOMIES HATE STUDENT C
>>574939758>>574939874>>574939913>Hello rapes Torena>Torena is too wiped out to go to work>trainee gets free dayit's logical
>>574952161it's ok he's still holding onto 150 pulls
>>574952012Post schedule
Make this the next OP please
>>574951910>pitying before finishing rollsdeserved
God I can't wait for the chrono graph to updatekicking everyone who doesn't average at least 5m/day this week
How easy is it to trick Twin Turbo?
>>574952226What do you mean ok? He turned a spark into 10 cleats for no reason.
>>574951445>>574951351for support cards if you train on a facility with one of the Scenario Links, it gives more Performance points
>>574952012you're on notice, slugiI expect a million fans a day minimum you lazy fuck
>>574952320>doing only mant fanruns instead of parent runsLmao enjoy S rewards but losing every cm
>free pullsIs she any good? Don't answer
>>574952242see >>574866330took out both champion's miles because it's not worth the risk of fucking over the Aroma Kinen's 30k fans for that race's sashes>>574952346I know, and it's fucking hilarious.
(Belno) Light (Hello) should have sex with me.
Dubai bros...
>>574950628You buy lessons and it goes into a loop as you eventually work to buy songs. You are aiming for 4 songs at each performance, though you can maybe squeeze by with 3 songs for Junior Year. But if you can't buy enough songs for a concert at any time, glue your run. Various big purchases will be one of these four numbers in tokens, the best thing you can do is limit ever falling below 21 in any of them.
>>574952368I borrow it for the Palmster. Also decent for mediums that don't require a gold recovery.
so song tier list?
>>574952461>>574952461>>574952461
Yum
>>574951910Just borrow
I don't want jelliesgive me tp
>>574952368of course! Angling and Scheming is a key skill!
EROTIC DRUNK HAG UUUUUUUUUUU
>>574952409>Light hello never won a race>Massive tits >Belno never won a race >Massive titshmmmm
>>574952368Yes, look at those stats
>>574949392>>574949392When it came out it's fucking weaker than MANT lmao. You got less SP than 38 races torture and the bonus speed are actually 1/8 of numerical value instead of 1/4.
>>574952679I don't want to summon the TE schizo but... >zero TE
>>574952539Explain Super Creek
>>574953338Yeah that sucks but it's got ok skills for front and I would personally take it over maxing out stam golshi/tamamo cross
