Monkey business Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>574787961>Thread QuestionWhat's the hardest boss fight?
I solo'd demorgorgon as a kidyou have to be brain damaged to find any bg2 boss fight difficult
Finally, a good OP>Thread QuestionI found Sarevok pretty hard but I was retarded when I played BG1
Does the angel weapon buff thing apply to both weapons or only the mainhand in wotr?
What is the The Wire of CRPGs?
does killing the Janus eldar end up locking you out of the yrliet romance?
>>574955196Not at allShe'll even help you do it
>>574955251yeah i'm aware she can help, I ended up waking the rebels out of the trance though rather than choosing the iconoclast option
>>574955196No because she's still in her honeymoon phase, so she'll do anything to please you, including killing her own friends.However in the end the Janus eldar turn out more pleasant and reasonable than Yrliet does, so I like to leave them alive and cooperate with them.
best crpg to play on steam deck?
>>574955393It's a fun battleI like the dogmatic + persuade option "no you can't be in charge, don't be silly. But I will let you live in reservations"
>>574954554what's a "The Wire"?
>>574955196The yrlikek (((romance))) is actually quite resilient against mistakes. Just imagine you have no dick. If you try to hold her hand, or make a suggestive remark, or pull her ponytail you'll get put in horny jail without parole.
>>574955196>yrliet >romanceoh nonoon
>>574955597https://youtu.be/cfvtP0qlUt0Educate yourself
>>574955497probably something like Disco Elysium, since the text is probably big enough to not be an issueDon't own a deck personally though, that's just something that's sometimes an issue when playing anything on a handheld like a 3DS or Switch
>>574955696you can't form a coherent sentence explaining it?
>>574955597it's not a crpgdon't entertain the tourist
>>574955642>>574955669im well aware I dont get to bang the eldar lady>>574955403>>574955498it was very tempting to choose the iconoclast option to make an alliance but im well aware the eldar are backstabbing dicks
>>574955770just did
>>574955849you wrote "educate yourself", this is both incoherent and explains nothing. so no, you did not. but we both knew that because my previous post pointed it out.i'll just assume you're too stupid to articulate it yourself - that's why you can only rely on other people's exlpanations
>>574955937I accept your concession
>>574955784They actually don't backstab you, surprisingly. They end up on good terms and help you, then go so far as to leave the planet on their own, giving you their blessing as the new owners of JanusBut it's just fluff really, you still get a very similar story on Janus without the knife-ears
>>574956001desperate cope
>>574956143meant for >>574956143
why do owlcat players never talk about difficult boss fights, is that not a thing in owlcat games
>>574956227There was a lot of coping and seething about the Valkyrie fight in DHThat is genuinely somewhat hard in its current form.A few other DH fights caused a lot of asshurt.
>>574956227Most fights in Owlkek games are either useless trash you kill with a fart, or asinine 150 AC encounters that are immune to everything that you're meant to spend six years buffing and dispelling for. So the fights are never difficult, just gay.
>>574953890Kangaxxx or whatever its name was filtered me hard, but I don't know if being immune to almost everything is genuine difficulty or just "fuck you" design
>>574956227Most fights are difficult in WOTR on unfair until late act3. ESPECIALLY if you don't know what to expectAnd playful darkness is a benchmark for build for some time already
>>574956414stat checks like 150 AC bosses that anon mentioned are fake difficulty
>>574956035I see, I might redo the quest then>>574955497im playing rogue trader on the steam deck right now, its kinda neat
>>574956528No, it is not.It is the ultimate test of your strategy t.e. the test of your builds
we should start referring to games like WOTR as buffclick slopyou first buff then you click a-movethe """"""""""""strategy"""""""""""" is merely making sure your list of buffs is up to date
>>574956227because wotr is autism hour and rt is piss easy
>>574956227owlcat games have no memorable encounters.the hardest fights are badly designed encounters with generic mobs, not bosses.>>574956414i played it blind and i disagree. the difficult fights in wotr are early on - when you have no money and no spell slots high enough to cast useful spells.once you are past early act two, your only real enemy is complacency.
>>574956681You should use your words to explain why you don't like something instead of calling it _____slop
>>574956856postslop
>>574956856Why write words for an illiterate audience? It's pearls before swine.
>>574956803with the caveat that there's some one random fucker in a totally missable aclove in act3 or act4. he has some bullshit munchkin multiclass like barbarian/vivi/mutant, a billion AC, and hits for infinity damage and doges everything. i nearly lost my run to him.anyone know what this guy is called? there wasn't a cutscene or anything but it is the hardest fight by far outside of act 1
>>574956953>just write swineslop
for the people that want to play Ass Defect or other EA title without the EA shitwarehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3507950031
>>574957105I don't need a guide because I'm not retarded.
>>574957003Playful Darkness
>>574957105just pirate it
>>574957119and yet every second thread someone laments their misfortune because EA launcher
>>574957105Remasters are shit, particularly butchered first gameOnly og vanilla
What are the best and worst classes for Pathfinder? Does race make any difference?
>>574957369i played ass defect knowing its dogshit because i wanted to play the multiplayer... and then i find out they removed it after i already beat 1 and 2... bioware is a genuinely malicious company as shown by them psyopping you into escorting peasant animals in inquisition
>>574957456Just ask google ai directly in the search lineNo more braindead build advice questions ITT, only deep system mechanics and sci fi vs fantasy lore discussions
>>574953718>TQThat fucking dragon that kicked off poe2's beast of winter dlc made me want to blow my brains out
>>574957456>bestYou're favourite>worstYou're least favourite
How many of you collect 40K minis or have any TT RPG related minis
>>574957635yeah i got the really good valerie ice cube build from google ai.
>>574957530gross
>>574957717What's 40k?
>>574957369and?just mod it back in
I need a pirate crpg other than deadfire
>>574957717im not a fan
>>574957662What? All dragons is non threat for party with at least 1 chanterAll base non super bosses helpless against summoned weapons
>>574957456Best is Paladin. You get all sorts of bonuses against evil alignment, and it's a campaign where you're fighting evil demons almost exclusively. Worst is whatever Nenio is, scroll master or something. Scrolls aren't very good and she doesn't even make them better. Nenio should be an alchemist anyways.
>>574956227They've only started having good, difficult fights in Dark Heresy. I actually really like how difficult the Beta is even on Normal, it makes the combat feel deliciousKingmaker and WOTR relied too much on stacking AC, BAB, and specific buffs to provide good, difficult fights, and Rogue Trader's combat is overall just pretty easy, even if it is enjoyable
>>574957717My desire to start collecting 40k minis has been steadily growing in recent months, but I've never painted anything apart from miniature planes in hospital back when I was 8 or somethingKind of a problem when AdMech, which is the army I want to collect, is apparently very painful to paint. Also expensive as hell, so screwing up with them is costly
>>574958609I know right, it's so rewarding to complete a fight in DH. There are not many of them but they're all substantial.
>>574957717As a real 40k fan I listen to youtube shorts about the lore over top of video game soundtracks over top of a video game
These warhammer people have to go
>>574959112I said this
Do you know that Fallout creator Tim Cane is coder of Hollow Knight Silksong?
We desperately need a new crpg
>>574960087I knew the gameplay felt gay
>>574957184yeah it was this nigger.most memorable fight in the game, not that this is some high standard to meet.and it's just some otherwise unremarkable mob in a little alcove you'd walk past. although it's not really fair to compare wotr to bg3, it's hard not to bring up bg3 when anon asks about memorable boss fights. that game has some of the most memorable ones in all of cprg. the spectator, the tower guardian bots, even the ogres, and that's just in the first act.
>>574955196No. Yrliet is an honorary chud - she hates the eldar and jumps at any chance to kill them
>>574965148She hates heresy too.
>>574965242She also believe sex is strictly for procreation. No lesbian or inter-species dalliances permitted if Yrliet has anything to say about it!
>>574965242The writing for the eldar in this game is truly a contradictory mess.
>>574956607The most difficult and interesting combat encounter I've ever had in an owlcat game was in kingmaker.None of my build were optimized. My gear was shit. My party composition was questionable. I was in a tomb going around killing undead warriors. I had to pull out every trick in the book and use a new tool every second to every advantage possible in order to win.The key to interesting gameplay is not giving yourself a 95% hit chance while enemies have a 0.25% hit chance. That's fucking boring. The key is to have a wide range of niche tools that produce marginal benefit and a terrain that encourages you to use them. Make any individual tool too strong and it dominates gameplay, causing it to simplify into something that's more of a number crunch than a tactical challenge.
>>574965398But one of the Von Valancius ancestors is an Eldar.
>>574966147Oh yeah both Yrliet and Jimmy were puzzled by that one
>>574966147>male EldarWhy am I not surprised.
>>574966147Gotta love how Owlkek continues to taunt us with other npcs, our ancestor included, having better conclusions than us despite our efforts.
>>574953718I always liked Demogorgon for having such a weird design
>>574966147>Great-great-grandma Valancius got knocked up by an Eldar Bvll>We can't even hold hands with our eldar gf
>>574966147Wasn't an ancestor. Just someone who died protecting the rogue trader - see Mort and Calcazar who also get buried in the crypt
>>574966320If Owlcat makes the next Eldar chivk plappable will you guys quit bitching
>>574967325>CalcazarImagine wanting the guy that caused all of your problems buried in your family cemetery.
>>574967418Plapable but she actually no-joke betrays us
>>574966147>>574966216Total racemixmaxing with Aeldari
>>574967834Nah too overused in Owlkek gamesHave her be a trouble starter due to Corsair/Clown/Exodite whatever they're going with shenanigans
>>574955403>anus eldar turn out more pleasant and reasonable than Yrliet doesThey supported Chaos, and a god who wants to eat their souls more than anything on top of that.You can't reason with creatures like that.
>>574969837>trouble starter That would be quite novel. >It turns out that her own crewmates marooned her because she's such a prankster
>>574969920Well they didn't support the Slaanesh cult per-se. But they didn't prioritize exterminating it.
>>574969920>They supported ChaosThey didn't, but you're right that you shouldn't try to reason with people who start your relationship with you with mind control
>>574969837Yrliet's betrayal and Bhad Bhra's betrayal collide and cancel each other out, and they have to work together to save you and the rest of the gang. You play as them in a segment like when you played as Kibellah.
>>574967472bury him so he's your servant in the afterlife
>>574970028>>574970070They supported it by allowing chaos to fester and spread. Same with Calcazar.Chaos is the only thing you should always have zero tolerance policy towards,
>>574970517I'd rather turn him into a pile of gore beneath my feet.
>>574966147Yrliet cucks will never get what grandma von valencius had
>>574969837It's GWAt the same time they want the Imperium to be viewed as the bad guys - no good guys in 40K, yet they only ever portray them or Chaos as competent or heroic, Eldar have to job and be misery porn by mandate
>>574971791>they want the Imperium to be viewed as the bad guysThey can claim that all they want on their flimsy ass site when all of their official content and marketing keep reinforces otherwise.
Who, if I cried out, would hear me among the Angels’Orders? and even if one of them pressed mesuddenly to her heart: I’d be consumedin her more potent being. For beauty is nothingbut the beginning of terror, which we can still barely endure,and while we stand in wonder it coolly disdainsto destroy us. Every Angel is terrifying.And so I grip myself and choke down that call noteof dark sobbing. Ah, whom can we turn toin our need? Not Angels, not humans,and the sly animals see at oncehow little at home we arein the interpreted world. That leaves ussome tree on a slope, to which our eyes returnedday after day; leaves us yesterday’s streetand the coddled loyalty of an old habitthat liked it here, lingered, and never left.O and the night, the night, when the wind full of worldspacegnaws at our faces—, for whom won’t the night be there,desired, softly disappointing, setting hard tasksfor the single heart. It is easier on lovers?Ah, they only use each other to mask their fates.
>>574970792>Chaos is the only thing you should always have zero tolerance policy towards,That's what Yrliet said
>>574973085Yet she stays with a heretic rc almost up until the very end even after seeing his obvious chaos infected ship, lmao.
>Wow, I can't believe Crudarach has fallen into the Processional of the Damned. We must set out to explore it at once!>Elantach, may I come with you? This is extremely relevant to my backstory and I would have numerous unique lines and interactions with this location.>Thank you for the suggestion Yrliet. I'll make sure to talk to you on the bridge about what we find once we're done exploring.
>>574973238Well so does everyone pretty much
>>574956803>owlcat games have no memorable encounters.Rogue Trader has a lot of them
>>574973238She leaves at the same time as Jimmy, Argenta, and Ulfar. They all pool their coins and book passage off Footfall together.
>>574973886>Mon-keigh, give me 50 pence so I can sit by the window and brood
>>574973539>a lotname three
>Eldar waifus are super racist and call you a monkey>Tau waifusare super racist and call you a gorilla
>>574973512Yeah. It's beyond idiotic they committed to making the heretic path a complete power trip. It forced all of your companions to carry around the idiot stick for being so accepting of your heretical bullshit in this trigger happy setting.
>>574974584>gorilla"Gue'la" is actually from "gwailo", the uncomplimentary Cantonese term for a white person
>>574974759Sure, keep telling yourself that
>>574974392Yrliet and Argenta would get on pretty well if you stuck them in a tiny ship together for a month, if the only other company was Jimmy and Ulfar
>>574974517Drover fight where you have decide which tendril and flora you will attack, either sending allied Guardsmen alone to the other side of the battlefield or reinforcing them to maximize strength of your attackCryptek and Flayed Ones battle where he sends you back in time if you get close to him, and uses Pylons to empower himself, so you have to destroy them first, but be careful so they don't blow up in your faceKrieg battle in trenches as they drown you in gas, while you have to avoid their sentry gun. Each cut down Krieger makes them more resolute to fight with Commissar and Officers commanding them.That's not even all from the latest update alone
>>574974517First fight with chaos marine(before exp inflation from dlc and his nerfs in general)Final fight with chaos fags at the end of chapter 4Trazyn(really rage inducing encounter)Drover was pretty fun for it's level
>>574975238>>574975802who was drover? trazyn? cryptek?but chaos marine pre-patch was kino, yeah.i should play the game again sometime, i havne't played it since launch. i bought the goth waifu dlc but never did that content
>>574976138>who was drover? trazyn? cryptek?DLC 3 stuff. Drover is a big plant monster for eg
>>574976680it's kind of awkward that they release these game chunks months or even years after releasing the game. i want to do the new content, but i'd have to start a new game, and replay a ton of stuff i already did.i'd really prefer that they either released standalone content, or just released all the dlc at launch.
Drover seemed like the sort of encounter that is supposed to be interesting.But it's after footfall, so everyone just kills the thing in 1 turn.
>>574977195Well, good for everyone, for me it was around 20 turns.
>>574977362>doesn't use any officers or psykers>doesn't use heavy armor>doesn't use heroicsI commend you for playing the game this way. I bet it's a lot of fun. Genuinely.
>>574977362Don't differ from the narrative, here in /crpgg/ we ALL only use the most meta builds and every fight is done the same wayIt is literally impossible to NOT kill everything in 1 turnI've never gotten to a point where I kill everything in one turn, and I've played through the game three times. Pretty easy game still though, only ever had trouble with the CSM at the end of Act 1, Cinder, Marazhai's sister, and found the final boss to be a bit hairy
>>574978015Let me explain one way this can happen.>start combat with Jae because she's a grand strategist who always goes first in turn order>because Jae has 18 resolve, we get +15 momentum taking us to 115>Jae uses voice of command then air of authority on Eogunn>inspiring speech talent causes us to gain +18 momentum taking us to 133>Jae then places down a frontline combat zone with everyone in it>Jae uses stronghold, combat locus, trenchline, blitz, overwhelming, and killzone strategems on the frontline zone>Jae uses bring it down on Eogunn to give him an extra turn>because Eogunn has 26 resolve, we get +21 momentum taking us to 154>Eogunn activates medicae signal>Eogun transmits his powers through through his servo skull swarm to give everyone in the party voice of command, air of authority, charge distribution, take aim, defend the divine work, and galvanic field>because we used air of authority, we trigger inspiring speech again to gain +21 momentum and take us to 175>Eogunn now uses take it down on Cassia to give her an extra turn>Energy Multiplier causes two characters to get an extra turn instead of 1>together, these two characters take us to 200 resolve from getting their extra turnsAnd now it's Cassia's turn and she can buff up the party's DPS even more with reveal the light and inspire.Then she can give the DPS an extra turn to use their heroic and kill some people.Then once that turn's over she can use inquisitor's tenant to boost momentum back to 200 so she can give them a heroic finest hour turn. And then once these turns are over we go back to Eogunn who can use his heroic finest hour. Then Jae can use her heroic finest hour.So our DPS is surging with infinite power and has taken 3 finest hour turns and used their heroic. Also the whole team is standing inside a combat zone that gives them +150% armor and a whole laundry list of other abilities.And if you include psykers, this all gets even better.
>niggas will dip into monk to metagame minmaxAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA>they think they are humanAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDiggers are worse than critical role viewers
>>574981001i sold jae off because she's indian
>>574981165pretty sure she's a gypsy
>>574981001Honestly, that seems a lot more interesting than I thought it would be. Usually people just go "lol just give Argenta extra turns and spam heavy bolter, kills everything lol"Props to you for making something like that, mate
>>574981232gyspies are indians who are so indian they got exiles from india
>>574981001You can't use Bring it Down! on extra turns THOUGH
>>574981001more evidence why the game simply needs a cap on nearly everything. infinitely scaling stats and as many extra turns as there are officers is the root of all combat bullshit and why officers will forever be the target of new encounter mechanics.
>>574981165Pretty sure she's an arab
>>574981581no if she were arab she'd be 6 years old and married to a hairy middle aged man who get buttfucked by men from Al Zutt
>>574981532well something made it possible because I was just jotting down the things I did in a random combat encounter in my save games
>>574981756That's why she ran away to join the army
This is the hardest encounter in the entire game
>>574982676just run straight through ittake a million traumasthen walk back to the ship to clear them all
>>574982676Just send one person and time it right, you can turn the steam off at the endIt's literally not even a challenge unless you have brain damage
>>574982676>he doesn't own a servoskull petLmao
reformed daemonette when?
>>574983321>send one person?Why though? You can just have everyone stand on the same tile.
>>574983321>you can turn the steam off at the endWhere? I can't find anything to turn it off
>>574971646Why does this art's style look familiar...
>>574972892>tumblr>tristian post hmm
>>574983947Never thought of this>>574984196Can't recall exactly, as it has been ages, but iirc it's pretty close to the injured Tech-Priest
>>574983947>slop portrait>waifu partyhorrible, how did Eogunn squeeze in
>>574984760I have absolutely no shame.
>>574957456Best: fighter, ranger, barbarian, rogue, cleric, wizard.Classic dnd adventuring party.Worst: slayer, bloodrager, magus, oracle, alchemist.Powercreep slop that solos the game.
>>574985556i need powercreep slop (nok-nok with a stalwart defender dip) to defeat the lantern king
I wanna smooch her.
>>574985304at least you are honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArgLybrpThM
>>574985920I want her to fart in my mouth.
>>574986565>and oneNeat.
>>574985920
>>574953718Mass Effect still isn't a crpg
>>574989121Neither is kotor. It’s that tranny who sticks his autistic fixations in the OP because he hasn’t done anything else for the past 20 years
I feel like the math isn't adding up here
>>574989964If NWN is a crpg then so is Kotor
>>574989964how the fuck is kotor not a crpg
Yrliet.
>>574989964KotOR is a crpgobjectively
Larry is the coolest. He doesn't throw up when you touch him.
>>574990641Gonna be interesting to see how many end up going with this John Heresy portraitThe Criminal portrait smoking a shoddily made cigarrete seemed to be far more popular when people were posting their Beta playthroughs. It was also the only portrait you could use in the Alpha
>>574991094crimelord is making the "really now" face, its funny
>>574990162>>574990250>>574990598He meant SWOTORhe's not wrong about Lana troon
>>574992497It's pretty good artPretty funny how it was clearly done before the Beta, since Saro isn't really anything like he's portrayed here
>>574993046>He Nice try, you fucked up
>>574993046nah, only a retard would get those mixed up, so the assertion from such a dumbass is believable
>>574993150he has a axe wound
>>574993046the O is silentstar wars of the old republic
>>574993046Kotor is garbage so its crpg status is revokedthat creature is also the same guy posting about pubic hair and p*ssy sm*ll. Aside from the literal p*dophiles he’s one of the worst posters
>>574994842You're not going to get banned, Redditor
I thought the owlcuck posting was bait but I just got the valerie romance scene where she talks about fucking some dude while drinking at the bar before hesitantly letting the player character sleep with her. What the fuck is wrong with the writing? What whore tells you about fucking her ex on the first date before reluctantly comparing you to them before finally giving you a chance????
Valerie won
>>574995234didn't you romance Wenduag in WotR? why does it bother you?
>>574995234The twins are right there. You didn't have to pick manface mcgee.You pick a character like that and you know it's going to be sjwslop
>>574995234The same game has an orc male female helf poly “romance.” Genuinely have no idea what they were doing because nobody wants that disgusting shit
>>574995234While I'd say it's retarded to call it outright cuckshit, talking about your ex while your on a supposed "date" is really shitty. Then again, being shitty is Valerie's whole MO.
>>574990641The Chad Corsair Larry vs the Virgin ranger Yrliet
>>574995848why the fuck would I care about random reddit comments?kill yourself
>>574995848>accepting the cards she was dealt with in life and remaining true to the web's teachingsKibellah murders that doctor who abused his patients because of her own sense of justice (that she developed thanks to you), not because the Emperor told her to
>>574995848>The phrase is Serbian, Croatian, or Bosnian, specifically featuring the Serbo-Croatian words komentator (commentator) and među prvih (among the first)Huh. I don't know where in the map is that even.
In lore I’m a 10/10, but I have an insufferable personality. Also, I get an injury that ruins my face. Will you still love me anyway, or are you a shallow chud?
>>574995234>I thought the owlcuck posting was baitA lot of it is. Their romances are often filled with shit no one but a propagandized millennial would tolerate in a relationship, but actual cuckoldry is slim.
>>574995848stop exporting reddit discourse here. go back and stay there.
>>574995848Keep us posted king.
>>574995848>>574996204And he's a filthy serb as well. Go back.
>>574995848do kibelards even like her outside of the child ending and that she makes 1 single redditor mad
>>574996518They don't, they all latched onto her the instant they saw the endings after someone checked the localization file and copy pasted all of them
>>574996518>>574996629No. Everything is a conspiracy. Only your opinion is genuine. Everyone else is a liar.
>>574996629Fascinating. I would like to see Owlcat make the worst female RO imaginable (Valerie 2.0) but with a child ending and see if anons love it
>>574985556>best rogueDumb retard
>>574996882Valerie isn't even the worst one in her game when Octavia exists, will you ever stop being mindbroken
>>574996882valerie does have a child ending
>>574997010TRVKE that valeriefags will never live down
You know who else has a child ending exclusively to cuck the PC?Shadowheart.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuPtoMWxpIY
>>574997010With you this time. Would that make her the favorite?
>>574997010I meant an ending where the child is yours and not black
i prefer jap takes on female knights these days
How to make a waifufag play the sims or even stardew valley
>>574995848>thoughtful commentThis is not welcomed here
>>574997545>SimsDull>SVSpreadsheet autism simulator.>But it's not-All roads lead to calculating how many days or fishes you need to catch in order to make sure you have enough money or finish something before the "time limit" is up.Play Fields of Mistria instead.
>>574997363I got a support where she said she would KILL any child if she needs to
>For Octavia and Regongar it's rumored that they're going to get married and have children >For Cassia she has children with some random navigator>For Galfrey she has children with that one knight in the aeon endingNone of these seem to cause as much butthurt as Valerie, why is that?
>>574997816valerie was the canary in the cuckold mine
>>574997704You can make babies in both though. Harvest Moon too>Fields of MistriaOh yeah I need to try that
>>574997816Because Valerie's EXPLICITLY mention that you're not having children (yet) but in her farmer ending, she has multiple with him in a few years time, causing the seethe.
Is this what you wanted?https://vocaroo.com/1m0nwmCyBK1q
>>574997816Because nobody actually cares about the ending per se, they just hate Valerie and use it to shitpost, that's why when a character they like (or just don't care about) gets the same treatment they don't mind
>>574997816Cassia's absolutely did. You see thats why Kibblefags shit on her now. I have seen 0 Octaviafags ever
574995848>With no opinions of my own maybe I can bring over the opinions of reddit users I orbit insteadYou crave the worship of e-celebrities no matter how inconsequential the literal-who might be
>>574997704>Fields of Mistria>quirky libcuck art style
>>574997816>Random navigatorProbably a close relative, they want to keep it in the family, you knowIt is a miracle that considering how inbred navigators are cassia only came out as a cute fish personI saw the table, it could have had been worse>Her cousin is probably going to be a fat fish bastard
>>574998065She did not, I was there when RT came out and the shitposting was pretty much non-existent, certainly nothing compared to Valerie.
For me, it's Guardians of Azuma
>>574998126Anon we're already talking about the Sims and Stardew Valley.
>>574998251Then why I have seen it multiple times?
>>574997545weren't both of those initially by men for themselves
>>574998432Yes men made them so a waifufag shouldn't be ashamed
>>574997363
>>574996518we're all big bathorybellah fans here
>>574998432Fat losers are not men tho
>>574996518Well, they also like her because she has no agency outside of sucking their cock. So that's already three more reasons than yrlitards who only like her because she's an elf
>>574999314idk about the sims guy, but i don't recall the stardew guy being fat in his pictures
>>574995234>What the fuck is wrong with the writing?Owlkek writers have a cucking fetish that goes exceptionally well with them also hating the player character.
>>574997761There are far too many supports like that in that game. Dedue says the same thing and Hubert is just a plain psycopathic simp
>>574999569He made a loser drunk character in stardew in his own image
>>574999314neither are fat and SDV's creator is handsome
>>574997704>play generic indiesloppaNo
>>574996204We have an English/USA pasqal stalker and a Balkan stalker
>>574999597>Hubert is just a plain psycopathic simpFor female Hitler!>>574999698He based Shane on his friend he said, Ape is more like Sebastian if anything.
Pretty coolWhat does dogmatic copy says if you play as other alignments by the way?Please, don't tell me he's the only one who became Calcazar servant while literally everyone else btfo him
>>574996495Is it Styg?
Playing Shadowrun Dragonfall right now and it's pretty enjoyable, but I'm getting kind of tired of the>FUCK FASCISTS, RACISTS, CHRISTIANS etc.
now that rtwp killed the last studio that tried it, where does it go from here?
>>575000638Total Swen victory.2 more decades to Russian autism.
>>575000638To the trash, where it belongs
>>574999926>made a nurgle heretic his cardinalbad move. Otherwise based.
>>575001571>headcanonJust because you can push him to retardation in moment of total despair, doesn't mean he's retard in all timelines
VDS is so last decadetalk about Yrliet
>>575000349>>FUCK FASCISTS, RACISTS, CHRISTIANSwhat? qrd?
>>575002436anon is a fascist, racist christian
>>575002436Anon identifies with the not-KKK dudes you kill in the game
Now I see why people find him annoying. His plan is retarded sure but is he wrong about his reasoning? You just spent the entire game getting yanked around like a puppet by Calcazar.
>>575003528>Owlcat forces you to be Calcazar's bitch with no way out until the final boss>Then they add an NPC that criticizes you for this>Even though the game railroads you into working for himMmmm
>>575003528>You just spent the entire game getting yanked around like a puppet by Calcazardamn, i wonder who wrote it that way
>>575000349I don't remember this part but its been a while since I played it. I guess it means its time to play it again. Unless Dragonfall is the asian one, I haven't played that one yet.>>575002541>>575002729With absolutely no context about what that anon was talking about I want to say that its possible for repeated messaging to be irritating and/or boring without identifying with its target.
>>575003528You don't have a choice. At no point in the game before the finale are you able to go against Calzone. If you even attempt he just calls you a retard. A self righteous NPC who criticizes the player for someone they have no control over will always be disliked.
>>575003783>>575003809old hat for owlkekreminder that lander mocks you for having no heirs as he tries to steal your lands
>dragon age 2>Flemeth is backCan you actually kill her? Like truly kill her? I start to have doubts
>>575003783Honestly makes me hate on their shitty writing even more.
>>575004339lmao
>>575004339this will all be revealed in the next game
>>574999890>For female Hitler!She's not, she's just a retard having a non-stop woman moment for a decade
>>575004085And who wrote this scenario to play out like this with 0 branching?The devs. Devs forced you to wear the retard hat for their specialist npc Calc, only to later insert another npc to make fun of you for wearing the retard hat.
>>575004339somehow Flemeth has returned
>>575004339No, you already tried doing that in DAO, what makes you think it'd work this time?
>>574995234This scene is basically an Owlcat right of passage.
>>575000349schizo ramblings
>Who's Valerie?
>>575005920What's wrong chud, don't like your gf constantly comparing you to some mercenary she fucked even though you're a literal King now?
return to traditionall romance choices will be female elves from now on
>>575005920>thinking about the gold digger whore>throw a tantrum over Valerie having one (1) ex
>>575006326>you are my friendAA
The oppressed male gamer's kryptonite: a video game waifu mentioning you're not her first
>>575006463Said gold digger actually falls in love with you and also doesn't constantly second guess your relationship. She also comes with a twin sister who also loves you and you can get both. Meanwhile literally EVERY single one of Valerie's post romance convos are her complaining about the relationship.
>>575006716All I'm reading from this post is that you like your used good orange flavored.
>valerieposting in 2026It's time to move on
Confess your crpg sins and be forgiven
>>575006463if you try to approach sex with the same attitude the last guy did, she gets upset with you
>>575006878I'm not sure I can drag myself through the gameplay of Arcanum
>>574995848why does he hate her so much lmao. also jae becomes a mary sue in her endings where she's able to start wars with multiple companions with zero consequence. it's why I always kill her now.
>>575003912Nah it’s pretty obviously the humanis stuff.
>>575006928You want to be treated like a shitty relationship she regrets?
>>575006716>I’m a strong powerful warrior woman and all anyone says about me is that I’m the king’s woman WOE is me!!! I’m not getting the recognition or the attention I deserve I’m gone freak!!! >Don’t listen to those troglodytes babe, they’re so dumb!! I’m melting
>>574995848>there's more t her than meets the eyeThere isn't>a character with her own thoughts and opinionskebab doesn't have her own thoughts and opinions. It's why she is so fundamentally boring. And no, her going "GASP HE IS JUST LIKE ME" is not her own thought and opinion because she immediately defaults to "now back to doing what massa tells me to do"
>>575007289>she regretsAt no point does she regret it. She talks about the guy fondly.
>>574995848>>575007161Why does your life revolve around some tranny who doesn't like your waifu? You are far more pathetic than he is
>>575007289>valerie defenders don't even play the game
>>575007603>You are far more pathetic than he isnot until I'm a top 1% reddit commenter like you pasquals troon
>>575006182Whats supposed to be the correlation here>>575007603he really wants to fuck pasqlas toast
>>575007761by posting all his posts here you are, by proxy
Have valeriefags really been melting down all these years over their waifu have one single brief relationship?
>>575007476>kebab doesn't have her own thoughts and opinions. It's why she is so fundamentally the perfect waifu for the owlfags
>>575007761uh oh somebody's triggered
>>575007858>are the people that hate valerie, valeriefags??bro you retarded
>>575007761It’s far more pathetic to be constantly using reddit and running here to whine whenever you see a post you don’t like desu I’ve seen your upvotes in your screencaps before
>>575007867seethe harder tranny
>>575007813>Whats supposed to be the correlation hereProbably meant to post Larry's portrait but messed up
Is this the Serbian experience? Was the film accurate?
>>575007853>>575007958>>575008003lmao
>>575007976You don’t have a years long meltdown about something you don’t care about.
>>575008160Post your reddit account fatass
>>575008182oh boy you have no idea either way all these posts melting down over valerie are making fun of her or her fans, so unless you think they're masochists, no, they don't like her
>>575008308>valerie are making fun of her or her fansValerie has no fans.
>>575008385First you say that it was Valeriefags melting down, but now she has no fans? Which one is it?
>>575008385how quickly we forget...
The first time I saw Valerie I thought she was a twink man
>The first time I saw Valerie I thought she was a twink man
>>575008482Have you considered that anonymous is not one guy?
>>575008796She didn't scream Joan of Arc at me.
>>575008827lolYeah sure nice backpedal
Me? I romanced Octavia, Wenduag and Jae.
Is Galfrey just a ripoff of Saber?
>>575009114No you dumb weeb
>>575008827>anonymous is not one guy?anons really think that
>hate X>pretend to be fan of X>say retarded shit as a fan of X every day>reply to myself making fun of XfagsDevilish.
Taking a moment to announce that I love Shadowheart.
I hate Valerie, Galfrey, Jae and Yrl*et. I removed Cam cause she's not that insufferable honestly
>>575009254Your waifu is used goods and a whore and she wants to fuck one of your companions so you're a cuck. My waifu? Viconia.
>I removed Cam cause she's not that insufferable honestlyI know what you are.
Cool, glad that I decided to not kill him
Fine then what does this general consider a GOOD romance in a CRPG?
>>575010061One that insults me, emasculates me and cuckolds me
>>575010061anons are picky and hate all women so idk
>>575010061Incel friendly ones, like Tali
>>575010061Bastilla (KOTOR is a crpg)MorriganArueViconia
>>575010061CassandraJosephineUhhhhLeliana I guess
>>575010194But Tali masturbates and can fuck Garrus in another world >>575010212Dont care bout goy warswhorewhore whore>>575010253olddoesnt give sexwhore
rate my choices>Aerie>Annah>Kalikke/Kanerah>Galfrey>Kibellah>Tali>Nefja>Calida>Brianna>Morrigan>Panam>Haley>Piper>Triss>Rosa
>>575010346>doesnt give sexShe does, you just don't see it. There's a convo you can have during one of the later missions where you basically tell her you're going to plap her when you get home, and you do this right in front of the ruler of Orlais.
>>575007813probably a play on this
>>575010445>Nefja>CalidaBased and same.>TrissGiga based.>PiperWhy not Curie. Actually Fallout 4 has no consequences for having harem right?
>>575010623Ohhhhhhhhhhh I never romanced Valerie had no idea.
>>575010061Isabella
>>575010637Because Curie is a robot.
The only good recent romance in a CRPG was that redhead doctor from Necromancer's Tale. If you manage to do her romance right you also get the absolute best ending.
goatfags will say with a straight face that romancing twins is not a fetish but a pure wholesome romance
>>575010061Waifufags don’t like romance or women
rate my choicesneerashadowheartmorriganisabeladark side jaesacamelliajaeregina
>>575010445garbage
>>575011049we don't know if 'gina cucks you yet
>>575011004Why can't it be both?
>>575010023>glad that I decided to not kill him>he dies painfully in the ending slide???
>>575010023That's not the ending I got
>>575011120because romance is between two people not a girl and her twin and her bi curious friend and her mom
They're giving her a Kibellah outfit.That's basically confirmation she's their favorite.
>>575010445basic bitch/10
>>575011173It's normal for them, and hey, he killed many eldars
>>575011348nigga that's ai. there's literally a gemini logo on the bottom right.
Your waifu? F tier
>>575011227You got his cool corsair merc ending. Causing a disjunction doesn't leave him time to leave the city.
>>575011460Huh. I didn't notice. Now I'm disappointed.
>>575011348>>575011541lowest IQ posts in this entire thread
>>575011348kiblefag iq
ImoenOrinBethanyLiviana
>>575011941>LivianaShould've been an option. Didn't Romans fuck their sisters? Or was that Greeks? Can't remember.
>>575011941you are playing expanse right
>>575011527I got both
>>575008796to be honest, that would have made Valerie much, much better chartacter.A pretty boy who isn't a DEXfag or, heavens forbid, a "caster" is diamond-rare
>>575012365>identical, same-sex twinCOWARDS
>>575011590>waifuniggers have low iqThe grass is green>>575012365No, I don't play cringe games
>>575012580>this cute tomboy would be better as a boyyou are a homosexual faggot.
>>575012580Cool Jimmy pic
>>575010061Deionarra is the only well written romance option ever presented.
>>575010061
What do they all have in common?>Aerie>Jaheira>Viconia>Bastilla>Morrigan>Kibellah>Roskva>Nefja>Calida>Cleopatra
>>575012746Blasphemous
>>575012949Breeders
>>575012949>No ArueshalaeThis general never recovered from that ending after so much shitposting
>>575012949>jaheira
>>575010061Leliana, Morrigan (DAV doesn't exist), Jack, Josephine, Cassandra, Kira Carsen, Lana Beniko, Jaheira, Viconia. It's almost like Bioware did get it at one point, but all things change with time.Lohse, Sebille, Lae'zel, and Minthara are all good too, so Larian gets it too.FFG and Visas Marr are both kino and did the "meditation, no sex" a decade before Yrliet. Owlcat is actually mostly misses when it comes to romance if I'm being completely honest, even though I love their games as a whole and do love them as a developer (because romance is secondary to gameplay and larger story). I enjoyed Octavia, Valerie, Kibbelah, Cassia, and Arue, but I would not include any of them in a list of best romances.Bethesda's romances are "fine" but again nothing to write home about. Curie, Cait, Piper, Sarah Morgan, and Andreja are all fine romances but not really among the best. Andreja gets points for being weird and Cait's romance is at least emotional.If I had to narrow down the answer to just a few I would say Leliana first. She has a very cute romance in DA1, then in DA2 and DAI she gets to change and be more grim, but she still reveals she has that soft romantic side if you do all her conversations in DAI. She is also the coolest in the hellscape alternate reality. Also notably, she's one of very few characters who escaped DAV unscathed, by nature of not being included at all lol. Even Morrigan, the other studio favorite, showed up in DAV to simply have amnesia regarding whether she had a son or whether she killed Flemeth or whether she became friends with Alistair etc. All of your decisions that made her who she was had to be ambiguous, such a terrible game, even just talking about it makes me sad.And then imo FFG and Visas get on the top tier list too because they actually do things differently but in a good way. Oh look, some of the best written games in history also have some of the best romances, surprising.
>>575012474Bugged, lol. The ending slides will forever be bugged, I guess.
>>575012949>multiple waifus from same gamesYou are a newfag
>>575013124
>>575013124Ascension mod
Have you fags considered there might be more to crpgs than romance? Just throwing that out there, haha.
>>575010134Yrliet is right over there
>>575013327No, fuck off Josh
>>575013214based romance expert
>>575013214>Mintharalmao
>>575013327>NO I DON'T WANT FALLOUT, I WANT AVOWED 2watcher died for this
>>575013214
>>575013660Fallout sucks
next thread should be about a waifu and next TQ should be about waifus
>>575013442She only insults me
>>575013660I want neither desu because I know they're just gonna make another bethesda slop instead of going back to the roots
>>575013747Thats most threads and they are doghist
>>575010134Camellia is right there
>>575013124Oh shit you're right.
>>575013310assuming that's the gaider original option of the mod and not the fan one, it's wild that a gay writer is responsible for so much character pregnancy
>>575013214good list, but it's criminal to list bioware wives and not include Merrill or Samara
>>575013214How's the HRT going?
>>575013310>>575013312mods don't count
>>575013760She cucks you with Marazhai
waifus by biowarebalance by sawyerencounter design by larianbugs by owlcatmusic by fromsoft
>>575010061Everyone answered waifus but I think husbando romances are pretty good, ignoring something like bg2. Even River in cyberpunk was okay and he got the least amount of content
>>575014556>so..i'm non binary>nothing is fun to build>the oil field that's still burning>the only truthful thing here>genericus! sanctum!
>>575014556>bugs by owlcatso everything is broken and the game crashes all the time!?
>>575014813you must be fun at parties
Act 4 in RT really is just a companion cleanup rodeo. Actually every CRPG feels like that.
>>575007161a lot of foids just hate men, it's not that complicated. In the gaming industry they are really really loud ( Bioware community) but are kinda irrelevant as a playerbase because they usually don't play or buy games but for some reason enjoy injecting themselves into these communities. You have a few anons here that never really talk about games but have a complete melty the moment romance or dollies get brought up
>>575014912of course, i'm the party's scaled eldritch disciple paladin
>>575015023and most of their quests still feel unfinished
The fat black man has spokenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55LvTCylAsE
how does something like speed work on a double weapon?
man whatever happened to mommy mommyfag
>>575015679>click on my ad pleaseI don't like you! Die!
>owlcatfags posts e-celebs and reddit comments worst fags
>>575015679>jae above fishUh oh...
>>575015870>kibellah 1>jae 2holy garbage taste
>>575015679Buy an ad
Kibellah has Abelard's approval. The dynasty is in good hands.
Where's my femboy romance
>>575014431And also eogunnBut he's gay so that isn't so badProbably jae too
>>575016741isn't that literally just Marz
>where's my femboy-futa-twink-furry-gooner-buzzword romancehave a wank before you post here
>>575000349>>575007168A carry on from poor worldbuilding in the tabletop. The manifesto or whatever you come across is 1for1 taken from an IRL KKK manual or whatever with the names switched out. Just really lazy. Considering there are supremacist groups of every race, actual ethnostates in lore, and trogs are canonically of a lower intelligence racism is justified in universe. Humanis was too much of an easy target.
>>575015870>jocastaWhy not include the Sire "romance" too then, since his ovipositor is going places?
Really low quality thread today
>>575017057thats every thread tho
>>575016975Slaanesh themed romance when owlcat?
>>575017057i was promised no dollies in the op would make the thread good
Do I get anything for killing all genestealers from the wasteland wayfarer or do they just respawn forever?
>>575017057How could this be? This is a general dedicated to all Computer Role-Playing Games — past, present, and future. From isometric classics to modern party-based epics. There should be nothing be intellectuals here.
the only discussion ever is WAIFU
>>575017460>be nothing beGood morning sir
>>575015870>My top bedwench above eldarDANGEROUSLY based
do indians even have waifus? i understand rape is legal over there so they can just force themselves on women to get their fix
>>575016975Futa dommy mommy is peak
>waifu, trad, cucking ,virgin, best, waifu, romance, dollies, child ending, cuckksawyer was right
>>575015870>elfs at the bottomThat black fat whale is a racist
>>575015870based list for 8 alone
>>575018258not beating the allegations
we need to see the word cloud for this thread
>>575018148>sawyer was rightmore and more people are saying this
>>575018148Yrliet
>how can I make this about yrliet?
>>575018395I FUCKING HATE YRLIET
>>575018314
>>575018801>romance gameSawyer was right
>>575018801kill yrliet
>>575018801KILL YRLIETHATE ROMANCEJAE WORST
>>575018801Kill Yrliet waifu and fun romance Jae, anons
>>575018801>child cassia dlcOwlcat got Japs to make the next dlc
>>575015870marz is great though and jimmy deserves higher than jae
>>575018176>>575018258He notoriously hates Yrliet
>>575018801>romance jae worst yet lolVery accurate
>>575018801Compare this with the last thread
>>575019451Why tho? Every r*dditor loves her and claims her romance made them think very hard
>>575018801>kill yrliet>jae worstfunny
>>575017057yeah, because no froggy
>>575019629
>>575019651reddit is a overwhelmingly small minority of any fanbase. they just happen to be a very vocal one.
guys guys guys he posted the word cloud thingie haha so funny we take two words next to each other and laugh haha so funny
>>575019827>evil crpg Yrliettruvke
>>575019827>romance evil CRPG Yrliet game
we gotta kill yrlifags
>>575019932Let's talk about something crpg-related. Romance. Who is the best mommy romance in all of crpgs?
>>575018176He's not. It's just that elf """""romances""""" in this game are bad, and aren't even romances
>>575019865>reddit is a overwhelmingly small minority of any fanbaseThat would be this place
>>575019865>reddit is a overwhelmingly small minority of any fanbaseSurely you don't imply Twitter is a good indicator of it?
>>575020121The potential of a futa dommy mommy is still untapped
>>575020184shh don't tell anons that
>>575020184Nobody ever thought 4chan was a majority of anything.
Who should I romance
>>575020438Sure but for an "overwhelmingly small minority" I certainly would give 4chan the moniker. Especially a general like this one
is the ascension ending worth going for in wotr?
>>575020646Areelu
>>575020121Jaheira
>>575020679Depends on how much you like rewarding the villain for all the evil shit they did
>>575020679It's meh. Did it once as a Lich and it was cool but I wouldn't bother doing it again. Too much obscure shit and if you miss one step then it's over.
>>575020684MOMMY
>>575015023A really rushed one
I hope there's no beach episode planned for DH
>still no mama romance mod for wotr
>>575021081There's no beach episode in RT
>>575021142Commoragh
>>575021142You can reunite fish wife with the ocean waters on Janus.
>>575021204This is a vacation to Rape City Owlcat Special
how come waifufags never obsess over kingdom come
>>575021543why would they have interest in gay porn
>>575021543Ptacek was peak
>>575021543I love my perfect wife Theresa
>>575021543>Waifufags>Playing Homos Cum
>>575021543Because the waifus are shit. In the first game there's only one option. In the second game you get a hag twice henry's age (not a good thing in this time period), a noblewoman who you have to jump through hoops to even get a "maybe" or you can stay loyal to the first game waifu and you're rewarded with a extra three second cutscene.
>>575018801>Eldar game The prophecy has spoken
>>575021803Ptacek is a prefect underage femboy waifu
>>575001993He's always been worshipping Nurgle, only he didn't realise it. All that preoccupation with filth and decay. That's not what the Emperor stands for.
Who is the best romance for female mage hawke?Anders? He seems fine I liked him in awakening
>>575022182None, they all suck to be honest. Fenris I guess if you really want Hawke to get dicked.
>>575022182Merrill or Isabella
>>575022182the bela
>>575022182>Andersgo with Fenris, make him love what he hates
>>575019961"Escape from Commorragh" featuring such romanceable characters as "Slyyth", "Succubus Yrliet", and "Wrack"
>Dragon Age>there are almost no dragons
>>575022941Succubus dark elf is a melee warrior autist in heavy armor fyi
The hate against her for all these years is incredibly forced
>Dragon Age I’m going to fucking bharve
>>575023225She is a pedo
>>575023394as he said, incredibly forced
>>575023225useless jobber
>>575023091You fight 12 in Inquisition alone
Maybe because it's how shit RPG are today but looking back I actually enjoyed Inquisition.
>>575013704Based
>>575023394like the average incel faggot on this site wouldn't pray to every god in the multiverse for a timeless elf maiden to watch over them obsessively from childhood
>>575023225That's a man
>>575023225nobody cares about her
>>575023625what's not to enjoy unless you're a contrarian
>Human Male Fighter>Female ElfName a more iconic romance.
>>575023812Is this supposed to be camellia?
who should be lucky numbah six in my merry band of meandering maroons?
>>575023754Unnecessary open world
>>575024015Branwen
>>575024015>slop>minscdies of cringe
>>575023972No that's Froggy's waifu
>>575024015>zoomies look at these portraits and think "damn this is fire"
>>575022941>SlyythI just want a companion. I don't wanna suck a snake
>>575024384get the mod
>>575024350most zoomers are taco people now, or worse
>>575024015Charname and Imoen actually look like they're 20 here, good portraits
was imoen more little sister or big sister
Heya it's me, Imoen!You're a queer faggot!I am gone.
imoen sounds like i'm moaning
>>575024350zoomers are using these portraits
>>575026016No
>>575026016Yes
>>575026016It's an anagram of Noemi
>>575026717should have made dynaheir white for laughsxzar looks like your average detroiter
>>575026873
Ayo, so you be saying I'm the child of Bhaal or some shit? bitch you tripping?
>>575027214kekclassic
>>575024350ya bro look how kino and soulful the originals look like
is there any reason not to just dexmaxx in wotr?
>>575027484Boomers be like:the most ugliest piece of shit imaginable? holy sovl
>>575024596It doesn't have dialogue. Sure you can use him in combat, but you can't talk to him, so what's the point? I could just add a sslyth with toybox. Malice was so cool. Coolest portrait in the game
>>575027484>cherrypicking
bro is going to eat tide pods again look out
>>575027214I gave the exact same prompt to grok.
>>575027484NOOOOOO THIS DUDE ISN'T FUCKABLE ENOUGH NOOOOO
>>575027680kivan is the definitive zoomer
>>575027484Yes. He has lots of personality He's also Martin Short
>>575026717>>575027680neck yourself, ai spamming twitter tourist
>>575027606imagine him talking
>>575027569the lengths some of the faggots around here will go to defend this repulsive slop is borderline psychotic
>>575027870that's right cocksucker go back to baldur's hood
>>575028128here's that 20 years old young sis I was talking about
Grok... stop transing baloth.
>>575028128Thank God with IWD they knew to actually make kino portraits
Every time I invent something grear, probably once a week or so, you people steal it and run it into the ground. My innovative mind is constantly on the run from this tidal wave of mediocrity chasing me. You are that tidal wave.
>>575028128Did you mean to post the AI portrait?
>>575028597Lardass? Is that you?
>>575028128this drawing is older than you!
>>575028757No, it's you.
>>575028510I'm fond of the NWN ones.
>>575028910
>>574953718I never managed to get far in this game, always fall in the middle of Hispanola.Anyone ever managed to finish it? Are the other Expedition games any less cumbersome?
genuine question, is there any difference between the iconoclast "alliance" with the eldar on janus, and the dogmatic "we're not going to curbstomp you" persuasion check?
please god we need a not shithammer crpg
>>575031227>Anyone ever managed to finish it? Yes>Are the other Expedition games any less cumbersome?Yes
>>575031401monkeigh paw curls;baldurs gate 4
>>575031294The iconoclast one results in a comingling of cultures and numerous xenoheresies. That probably means quite a few half elves.More importantly, Muran stops the eldar invasion force from devastating the planet.In the dogmatic version, millions die.
>>575031294No
>>575032671>quite a few half elvesThose don't exist no matter how much you fap to the idea.
>>575031428Was it good? Is it worth powering through if I live in constant fear of my crew rebelling or running out of food?
>>575033120didn't Fabius Bile make a new type of human? hybrid humans does exist
>>575013214One of the only good posts today, or yesterday for that matter. So of course the ankle biters hate it .
>>575034571thank you me
>>575028910>>575028510The IWD portraits have more soul than the game
>>575035256inb4 you replying to every minthara with a "based"totally not a samefag tho
>>575035681thats actually me as you and the rest of your stalker discord know
I’m every post itt other than you
I once posted the perfect bait, and I wait for someone to reply. When they did, I didn't get a you, and someone else replied to them as though they had written the post. That's when I knew something wasn't right here.
>>575036496feels like I failed a skill check
>>575036643
bg1 and 2 portraits look like ai slopjust saiyan
>>575036012meds
>>575036762We hate BG3 here
>>575037571That's okay. I've been working to merge the dimensions of /bgg/ and /crpgg/ for months now, and the labor is nearly over.
>>575034535I too can make a doll out of playdoh, but so what?
>>575032671>Muran stops the eldar invasion force from devastating the planet.>>575031294Doesn't he do this even in the persuasive-dogmakek version?
>>575038095He does, that anon is retarded
Excuse me for interrupting your hourly seething and cuckposting, but I just wanted you to know that if you're looking for a great game to play that is not necessarily a crpg try out King's Bounty: The Legend. I've been playing it for the past few days and it's been nothing but great
>>575037895you stop that now
>>575038095Just as long as he's alive, doesn't matter how
>>575038204>bird loses hat in 3rd panelsloppy job
>>575036837Your brain has been melted by AI slop if you think they look the same, and the only reason AI would look the same (it doesn't) is because it trained on game art.
>>575038095>>575038335If you piss off Muran and let him live, he joins the invaders and kills everyone.If you ally with Muran, lots of half elves are born.If you give Muran the planet, he seizes full control and abuses the humans.
i'd like a sloppy job from yrliet desu
my favorite insult to use on artists is calling their work aifor some, It genuinely shatters their self-image
>>575031294No difference other than larp valueThe NPCs don't even have different chatter>Too many knife-ears about for my liking >Quiet! You shouldn't speak that way about the Rogue Trader's new favourites>Oh don't worry, they haven't been bothering us>That's true, everything's back to normal. The harvesting is running like it used to. Maybe they really are here to help us?Same in either case
>>575038813>piss off Muran and let him liveThis seems like a difficult outcome to achieve
>>575038204>not necessarily a crpg
>>575039028You can just say roleplay
>>575038548No, you people can't tell the difference. Every time this comes up I post one as the other and nobody ever calls it out. It's why you all want a 'made with AI' tag, because otherwise you couldn't tell.
>>575039530Mindbroken
Yrliet broke me
>>575025683Twin sister
linzi owes me sex
Yrliet demoralised an entire generation of men simply by keeping her legs together.
>game gives you multiple options to get rid of her>more than any other companion >keep her anyway and then bitch that you hate her every threadYDS sure is something.
Took a two day break from DoS2 and now I wanna respec the team to magic again but last time I took anon's advice about team comp it was dogshit, especially the staff warfare/pyro partymember
>>575040746>anon's advice about team compThe only team comp in that game boils down to one thing. Either focus on physical damage or magical damage. I don't know what advice you got but if you were trying to split them then you will objectively have a harder time.
Yrliet's romance is very deep and it made me think
>>575040880Why did you specifically invent a scenario to be mad about even though my comment made it very clear it was a dedicated magic teamWere you bullied for this type of behavior growing up
>>575040746Warfare/pyro is really good though. The key is that you just use multi-hit melee abilities on grouped enemies to trigger the little fireballs from sparks on every enemy hit.
>>575041317enemies are rarely grouped thoughlike every encounter i walk into has them spread out all over the place oor they'll run awayand i dont have all the APs in the world to TP them all even with 3 out of 4 characters having tp and the swap position spells
>>575041724Works for me. Most fights on tactician are solved by teleporting dangerous enemies into a blob and CCing them down. The archer usually takes care of the rest.
>>575042067i honestly really dont like the magic archeri think the next time i make a magic team im just gonna do away with it especially since nobody on my team even fits the theme of an archer
>>575042270Your mistake was thinking that anons were gonna give you good thematic builds. no, the only thing they're gonna give you is meta garbage
>>575042495i didnt ask for thematici was just reminded that i dont like archers in this game
>>575040746geo + pyroall will be flamenobody can move because its all napalmdrink the oil, achieve enlightenmentoptionally go skeleton so poison nova heals you before you use it to plant more napalm
>>575042495Magic archer is Ifan’s base class
For me it's Necro+Warfare
Does vtmb count as a crpg because thats what i've been playing lately
>>575042849yeah i was kind thinking thata pyro geo a pyro + summonand another pyro geoand one last hydro + elec
>>575040746Just don't split your party between magic and physical like i did, its better to go all magic. And its kind of fucked that the game gets easyier when you lone wolf it compared to with a full party
>>575042270It’s not really needed desu. I mostly use it because it gives a magic partly some martial variety. For magic I usually do summoner/geo aero/hydro warfare/scoundrel/poly/pyro and archer.
>>575043891Obviously. Reminds me that I need to login and feed my ghoul and then mentally RP our romance.
>>575042270Oh also if you want to stop enemies from running away anyone with a few points of geo for worm tremor and the torturer talent will lock down anything through armour. This works well for the archer arrows too.
what makes vtmb and disco elysium crpgs but not deus ex
what weapon should I dual wield in wotr?bastard swords or dueling swords?
CRPG is a meaningless genre.
>>575044646Kukris
>>575044353yeah my first round of magic team building didnt utilize torturer and the reduce ap if you stand on element talent correctly before going back to physical againthis time im trying to do this right since im vll 13 now
>>575044646Bastards because bigger = better
>play skyrim>can stealth>can pickpocket and reverse pickpocket>can fight your way through everything>NPCs react to you (armor, race, faction choice)>has waifus>has choices like factions, build, etci'm sorry, how is it not a CRPG again?
>>575044935It is a CRPGBut it has it's own threads due to TES legacy
>>575044935>has choices lol
>>575044110>furry noseYou need to tune your negative prompt, get rid of any chance of furshit
why do all the two bladed swords look so fucking lame
>>575045846>promptThat comes from me searching "Heather Poe nude" and finding various drawings.
>>575044110>rp our romanceSomeone at troika was defintely getting off when writing her interactions, basically all 3 responses when you tell her your a vamp are flavors of "rapey dom" i guess it makes sense considering your positions, i just thought having a ghoul would be cooler than telling her to feck off and not "hrm yes now you are my pet dear heather continue to give me random pieces of jelwery"
>>575044935Not isometric
>>575044780My mom says only meaningless people say things are meaningless
>Magisters: Thank you for helping us kill these Void monsters...>Me: No prob->Magistesr: ....They suddenly emerged and attacked us while we were torturing these civilians who helped a Sourceror escape>Me: Oh....
>>575046592bravo larian
>>575045998It’s almost like your relationship is supposed to feel like you’re a rapey piece of shit taking advantage of the girl you got addicted
>SourcerorI get itit's like source + sorcererhow witty
>>575045990Yes there's really way too many furry artists that think they can draw normally, but there are tells, usually in the noses and cheekbones.
If you are currently stuck on a tough fight...Did you remember to use summons?
>>575046702If i told her to go be free that would remove her from the game though, right
>>575046904i'm intrigued, what are the tells in noses and cheekbones?
The best summoner classes from CRPGs that I know of are:Chanter from Pillars of EternityMonster Tactician from Pathfinder KingmakerDo you know of any really cool summoner classes?
>>575046460Your mom also goes to the hood and says she'll suck dick for $25
>>575047404My mom says only motherless kids tell your mom jokes
>>575047235NTA but that girl has a nose like an anthropomorphized dog
more and more kids are growing up using AI to complete school assignments or just to think in generalI think the next generation of crpgs need to meet their needs and that's why owlcat games will appear extremely dated 10 years from now
>>575047237Diablo 2: NecromancerLeague of Legends: AzirGuilty Gear: Jack-OYu Gi Oh: Nimble Momonga
They appear extremely dated ten minutes ago. Characters don't even talk.
When are they going to add a vertical clips mode for rogue trader so I can pay attention?
bro thinks hes nunzio
>Actual LLM reacts to Nuncius [must watch]
Well that was underwhelming, she doesn't even have a reaction to getting blammed. Guess I did it while her back was turned.
>>575039530I don't say anything about AI posts because they are meaningless. Just boring images to scroll past.
You say things about AI posts all the time without realizing it. "Ooooh, so much soul, look at the soul, it's soulful guys, check the soul, all that soul, ooooh I love soul"You are all God's clown. You share a single oversized shoe.
>ambushed the dragon, have to explore other shit to finish it off, forgot to save afterward>get to world map, explore with my main army>path somehow becomes a loop de loop, run into another army>enemy general 1 shots my entire archer unit with magicI can see why you guys hate crusade mode, at least you can easily avoid ship battles you're not reasy for in Rogue trader, what fucking cancer.
>>575051242Dogmakeks lose out on reactivity yet again
>>575051242>for betraying the imperium Literally the lamest reason to kill someone ever
Luv me slop
>>575053731I know, when meanwhile the president of the Imperium is literally married to an Eldar woman and no one has a problem with it
>Get to Blackpit>Save some idiot>20000000 void ooze spawns>The quest NPC eventually diesWho designed this dogshit fight
>>575054036when you burn in hell for all of eternity for your sin, will you still think it was worth it?
>>575054547Yes :D
>>575054642retard
Someone just posted AI. I’m going to freak. I’m going to freak out. I hate AI so much. GOD I hate AI so fucking much.
it looked like tervitantas mengele was t posing too
>>575047235Furry artists typically are used to elongating the snout so they tend to draw oval shaped eyes which give the impression of high cheekbones and the noses tend to have odd forward positioning or a shape like in your pic. They have trouble shaking this style habit in their 'human' art pieces in almost every case.
I've just learned that the ship combat ultimate abilities eg Empyran Storm, Boarding Party, take several ship combats to recharge. That's why they're unavailable most of the time, without explanation. They recharge gradually over the next 2-3 combats.
>>575054036This slop Imoen is too sluttyShe must be the fake Imoen from the dream sequences who is actually Bhaal
THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT
>all your companions have unique combat barks for their pets if you make them an overseer>your rt doesn'tDoes our RT get fucking ANYTHING special to themselves?
>>575056926that's actually one of the most memorable combat parts for meit's not that hard, but tediousyou even have the magisters helping you out
>>575057032Owlcat actually resents the RT, because it's not an OC special character they can lavish their writing skills on.
>>575057091THIS, is the fucking problemI tried TPing him into the tent with crates blocking off the exit but he actually destroyed themThe fact that it's so long doesnt help either. First try was 20 minutes and the idiot eventually died.
>>575057032I think some colony project rewards only applies to the RT. Apart from that? No you get fucking nothing. For some reason Jae gets more Rogue Trader themed abilities than you do like faction rep boosting various different stats.
>>575055527that's stupid though
>>575054036luv me linzifeet
>>575057032RT does get a special thing with Overseer that other companions can't. Only the main character can equip the conviction themed armor on pets that you get in act 4 depending on your conviction.
>>575057162>RT>not an OC special characterare you retarded?
>>575058361To you maybe, but not to Owlcat, because it's a complete blank slate for the player. They have no interest in the character so that's why the RT doesn't appear at all in his own ending slides.
>>575058361Any millisecond my character isn't being jacked off by the narrative and every other character in the room is a humiliation ritual
Now just who the hell are these other humans that Yrliet is such good friends with? I thought I was special.
the whole nurah story is really stupid
>>575060323I think it comes from the tabletop
>>575060323>>575060424look at those FEET
>>575060804hairy, i would think she was a elf if not for that
>>575061014imagine her rubbing her dumb furry feet against your legs at night GUH
Valerie defenders have to be baiting
>>575060804feet stink dumbass
>>575061685they REEK
>>575061685Hobbit feet are self-cleaning
>>575061102anon....
>>575062254>>575063480>ywn open up a popular female halfling feet massage service in the middle of a demon invasion for exhausted halfling fighters who act way too stern for how small they are
>>575063695anon...................
There are barely any bastard swords in wotrand apparently there is a unique one thats in the code but not actually obtainable
nona.....
>>575065251Scimitars have good uniques.
I am still salty that we don't have cRPGs that tackle the Greek mythology. Most myths are pure D&D quests anyway, it's a great setup for a cRPG story. Yes, I did watch the Odyssey recently, hence my Ancient Greece fixation.
>>575068467> I did watch the Odyssey recentlyWhich one? The good one from 1997 or the woke, shitty, disrespectful to the source material and with minimum of Greek mythology one?
>>575068467veilguard is right there
>>575068709Uh oh melty
woke im dying aaa!!!
>>575068467>I watched the latest Hollywood slop and am totally into X!The only thing more cancerous is capeshitters
>>575068467Pathfinder had greece campaign not long time agoI mostly gave up on 2e, and haven't touched that one, but everything should have been really greek inspired and shit
I'm defined by my opposition to popular thingscrpgs for me?
>>575070019Skyrim.
>>575070019new vegas and disco elysium, if it were a crpg
>>575068467A greek mythology crpg would basically be a cucking simulatior.You fags would love it.
>>575031294iircEldar help you in a fight against Vyatt if you pick Iconoclast Alliance. They arrive after a turn.In Iconoclast Alliance Muaran keeps mindcontrollling peopleHe stops Alaitoc invasion in both
>>575070019Encased
>>575070156>be mc>romance some priestess>raped by zeus>wtf>look for some other girl>kidnapped by some suitor>wtf>go home>mfw my wife fucking some other guy because he's good at archery>check developer>owlcat
>>575070246>another anon that just slammed the first icono option he saw
>>575039028>No difference other than larp value>The NPCs don't even have different chatterFucking lame and half assed shared branching.
>>575021917>>575018801>same thing as in /twg/how
>>575057032>Does our RT get fucking ANYTHING special to themselves?Funny how you think the rt is the main character in this story to get something unique to them. You're just a dumb npc.
>entire studio specializes in games with a nauseating amount of power fantasy wank>this STILL isn't enough for power fantasy fags
>ok so anyway get this>Odysseus says to the Cyclops>*chortles*>guys listen!>Odysseus says.... my name is..>NOBODY>ahahaha>do you get it?
>>575070246>Eldar help you in a fight against Vyatt if you pick Iconoclast AllianceThis has never happened for meI've tried various dialogue options, and purposefully taken it slow in the battle to give them a chance to show up.They never do.But I know that it does happen to other people so I must be unlucky
>>575018801What site is this?
>>575018801cuck bros, we need to STEP UP
>>575070019kotor 2
>>575070896If you talk her into getting offed before the fight they don't help.
>>575070810>I don't get it
>>575071175Ohh ok that explains it
Mass effect trilogy companions touched my heart, any other games with companions like this that are written well with good character development?Please dont recommend BG3.
>>575071490>Mass effect trilogy companions touched my heart, any other games with companions like this that are written well with good character developmentare you sure you played mass effect?
>>575070440I'm sure sure that the two alliance options>[Dogmatic] "I cannot give Janus to the Aeldari — humans will only be ruled by humans. But I promise that no harm will come to you." >[Requires: Iconoclast - Follower] "We shall do things another way: I shall grant my protection to this form of alliance between xenos and representatives of Humanity. Together we shall destroy Vistenza and her associates, and then humans and Aeldari will flourish on Janus under my patronage!"both give the same outcome where everyone is pretty happy with things and the humans are not oppressed. They difference is that it's harder for a Dogmatard because you need to pass a persuasion check.But there is also the megacuck option>[Iconoclast] "I don't want any more blood — neither yours nor ours. You have my permission to take Janus and its inhabitants into your... charge."and I'm fairly certain that you get different NPC chatter with that one. I've never done it myself but I remember some other anon saying that the outcome is different.
>>575068467Altheiaone of the froggy games but hey it's actually about Greek mythology
I told you owlkek's fans are unironically into the devs's shipping cucking content with the companions.
>>575070896They only help you if you don't try to redeem Vyat.And it's not iconoclast specific. Dogmatic choice also has them pop up.
>>575072935stay therenever come back
>>575071636>>[Iconoclast] "I don't want any more blood — neither yours nor ours. You have my permission to take Janus and its inhabitants into your... charge.">and I'm fairly certain that you get different NPC chatter with that one. I've never done it myself but I remember some other anon saying that the outcome is different.It's so bad actually. You get chronicles interacting with Muaran and working together for the planet's sake, but then you get slapped with the bad ending. Makes 0 sense to me.
>>575071636>it's harder for a Dogmatard because you need to pass a persuasion check.If you have an officer it's not hard a all, lol.
>>575073136Your waifu doesn't prefer you, anon. I'm so sorry.
Is there any mod in wotr that will let me skip the island dungeons? I don't care about loot or anything, I just want to progress the conversation.
>>575008385Valanon shan't be forgotten.
>>575073726You should just kill all with toybox
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kroguetrader/mods/538?tab=descriptionRT modders won.
>>575074981I've never mashed the install button so fast>Elantach!>Shereen!>Lord Captain!>[In unison] You must choose one of us!Sorry ladies, I choose my loyal coffee girl, Maive.
>>575071490RT and WOTRBoth are great gamesAvoid BG3 and DAV
>>575008385No! You are a bad anon, anon!
>>575058032why did iconoclast kill their dog and get a different coloured one
>>575076358It's just the repainted dogmatic version. Much inferior as well.
>>575068467the only acceptable one is the jason and the argonautshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqRjDGAJ5dc
>>575075149>>575074981Why would you date a vulnerable maid from a primitive world who has no friends or family and is totally reliant on you?Sounds like way too much of a power imbalance for me. It's giving me the ick.
>>575073036Ok that accounts for it, thanks.
>>575077171>vulnerable maid from a primitive world
>>575077116Not a crpg or the odyssey even
>>575073207It is 40k- working together with xenos? Impossible! Heresy! Tolerance is only rewarded with treachery!
>>575077518yeah, because the better story, who gives a shit about some dude wanting to go home, this is a story about a dude collecting a magic macguffin with his band of heroes, fighting monsters, meeting gods, and getting the girl
>>575078046>>575078046>>575078046
>>575077673>It is 40k- working together with xenos? Impossible! Heresy! Tolerance is only rewarded with treachery!Seeing how it goes, I suppose the imperium was right all along.
>>575077993Grim
>>575078162It literally works out great if you don't completely open your assAn alliance on fair terms works perfectly for both sides
>>575078402>An alliance on fair terms works perfectly for both sidesIt's not an alliance. You don't build anything with them. You leave them alone and suddenly the eldar like monkeigh for not even trying to bridge them. It makes no sense the way it's written.
>>575078586There are all those colony events with the eldar ghosts, which you can RP in a friendly way
>>575078750Yeah, and all of Muaran involvement in the colony events, where you actually build a rapport with the eldar, are on stupid iconoclast choice.
>>575078826No good act goes unpunished you iconocuck. Even the eldar agree, lmfao.
>>575078826Classique owlcat
>>575079071>owlcat devs supposedly love the eldar
>niggas here defend critical role AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
