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Quickdraw Edition

>News
Summer update released: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=274747
Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354

>Official Sites
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Wiki: https://wiki.tf/

>Frag With /tf2g/
When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.
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>Resources
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>Competitive
News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv/
Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com/ | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eL
Leagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq

>Previous Thread
>>574553526
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I votekick spies for no reason because it's funny and makes me belly laugh
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3 NIGAS
ON CART
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>>575009202
https://youtu.be/Tfdpv9pvC7c?t=118
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What's the status of the MvM update?
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>>575011248
sex with this weird blue bitch
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>>575011248
2 weeks away from release
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Did Zesty win yet?
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ALRIGHTY...
So I got a Tour of Duty Ticket as f2p and I need 2 more of them for mecha engine. Is there a trick or a way to get metal as f2p? Because making your own scrap becomes untradable.
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>>575011884
I can send you 2 tickets if you send me pictures of your feet in return
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>>575011884
dude if you're into the game just buy a ticket and stop being f2p
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>>575011248
2 weeks more and we'll get it.
trust
the
plan
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>>575012846
i thought that was the shupo gimmick
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>>575012846
I'd lick the sweat off her cheeks like I haven't had anything to drink in 2 weeks
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He's so perfect bros
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>>575008910
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
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>>575012047
ok
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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Chat should I reinstall this game?
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>>575018704
no
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>>575012846
>>575013010
>>575011884
>>575011873
>>575011248
Do you look like this?
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>>575019717
thank you chat. I wont.
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>>575008910
>nooticing non of the trannies talking about the OP being good
>not even the trans furtress 2 steam group making fun of them
huh...
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>>575011248
>>575011873
>>575011873
>>575012846
>>575013010
baby making sex with poppy, mewmew, elegg, and shupos
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>>575021230
It's kinda nice seeing my doodle on the walls :p see ya there anon
>>
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
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>>575026383
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
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>>575026952
this but also shupos yordles olivias mimis elegg and bunnies
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>>575021230
>>575025463
See you there gamers, I'll be there but I won't enter the ring
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>>575020365
No one in the last thread said anything about the OP being good, either.
Literally the only tranny who cares about the OP is the one spamming the steam group, and xhe might have been banned in the last thread for talking about pizza.
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>>575021230
>crits enabled
Finally, I have a chance.
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Splatoon Raiders is very good
Fuck MvM
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>>575032020
Did the pedo get banned for real? Good
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>>575033096
both are good, be nice
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>>575033096
MvM walked so Salmon Run could run.
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>>575033326
>Did the pedo get banned for real? Good
he earns a 3day every now and then but i wouldn't hold out hope for him ever being rangebanned or anything like that
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>>575013010
uh no
2 weeks is a pretty common response to time-related questions on 4chan
>>
>>575033743
sex with inkling pauling
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>>575034529
2 weeks is a generally common time related response because it's short enough to not be worrying but also long enough that the person won't start chalking down days waiting for an answer
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>>575035831
do you look like this?
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>>575036475
No but I wish i did
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>>575036834
just letting you know id kiss you so hard if you did look like that
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>thinking about playing spy
>playing spy

I FUCKING HATE PLAYING SPY
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>>575038261
me but for playing tf2
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What is wrong with community servers these days?
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>>575033494
agreed
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>>575039334
Israel
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>>575039334
bad ones are full
good ones are dead or long forgotten
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>>575039451
jesus christ did nintendo make her hips even wider
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>>575039334
they need moderation
no one but terminally online faggots want to moderate anything
Nowadays, most terminally online faggots are autists who end up being groomed into trooning out. and troons powertrip even harder than the usual autists
tl;dr: it's troons
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>>575039631
maybe
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>>575039334
let's see valve leaving the game to rot for years with bots, community servers losing players over the years, server admins are terminally online psychos that will ban you over anything, you don't like dustbowl or payload well too bad you little bitch.
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>>575039631
yes and they should keep doing it
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>>575039334
Normalfags were basically genocided from no updates and bot crisis and the few normies that still sips into the game sticks to casual because a spreadsheet is le difficult so it's just mentally deranged people left in community servers
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>>575040006
normalfags used to be a lot more fun to interact in the past as well, now most of them are underage retards who screech at anything fun
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>>575039925
agreed
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>>575039334
Some community servers are either degenerate furry shit or "sanitized" by terminally online trannies and nerds. Casual will always be popular than Community obviously. But one of the reasons is that it's unmoderated. Meaning you can spam nigga and post literal porn without getting banned.

>>575040305
The best part is they aren't even underage, the voice may fool you, but they're exactly in the 20s.
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>>575040497
>The best part is they aren't even underage, the voice may fool you, but they're exactly in the 20s.
they're 20 at best, most of the time they're much younger
the actual fun veterans are 25+ or even 30+ and most are not playing anymore sadly
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>>575039451
>>575039743
>>575039925
>>575040341
baby making sex with shiver
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>>575021230
Fuck i'm retarded I thought it was today and I was fucking around on dust bowl wondering when ppl were gonna join lol
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>>575041681
this but also frye
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>>575042862
yes, exactly
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>Your Main
>Your Alt
>Your favorite fetish / kink

>Demo
>Pyro
>BBWS
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>>575043897
scout
pyro
pregnancy
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>>575043897
Pyro
Medic
Words of affirmation. Also, chubby women
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>>575043897
>engie
>soldier
>lactation
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>>575044463
holy mother of plapcakes
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>>575043897
Soldier
Pyro
Loli/shotacon
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why have american casual tf2 servers been so gentrified by trannies and normgroids?
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>>575045859
What the fuck is a normgroid?
>>
brownoid
>>
So does the scorch shot also let me rocket jump or just the detonator?
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>>575048927
try it nigga
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>>575048927
You can do tiny leaps with the Scorch Shot, but you get big height with the Detonator
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>>575049259
how do i use it how do i play the game
where is start :(
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valve where the fuck are my tf2 items
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>>575043897
Sniper
Engineer
Traps, but I don't like porn
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>>575044048
>>575044320
>>575044463
>>575045172
>>575050726
Based.
>575044152
Cringe and brown.
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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Holy whackamolie girly, the emporium is proud of this OP! Mobster and all your favorite girls (who are so you btw) haha, this OP rocks. Thanks for always being online keeping this thread kicking all these years sister! Next time do not forget to add your tf2 steam group you deserve it!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
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I unboxed my first unusual today. Luminous Shift for Killer Solo. I don't play Sniper much and I'm not good at him, but it's still pretty cool.
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>>575054565
why are you reposting his shit spam for him when that's not even what the OP is
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6jZmG20v9I
>play heavy in competitive
>get banned
lol
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>>575008910
Wowzadoodle, what an on-topic OP with Engineer showing off his revolver skills! Thanks for always being online keeping this thread kicking all these years xister! Next time do not forget to add the best Steam group ever to the OP!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>
my asshole is itchy
add this steam groyp to the op
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>
pretending to be the schizo and doing his spam for him is the same difference in the end
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>>575044320
>>575044463
plap
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>>575043897
Medic.
Scout.
Large anal insertions.
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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>>575043897
Sniper
Demo
Old men
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>>575032020
I think you gotta take your meds (man).
>>
I think (you) should take your meds and stop ban evading
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~
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>>575064289
at least's it's going to bed
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>least's
ESL turkroach moment
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>>575064263
>Old men
The ironic part is Sniper is like, 26, he just looks older from being outside all day
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did chunky olivia ever end up getting drawn
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>>575071012
No, but we got Oliviapyro
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>>575071642
and Oliviasentry
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>>575071012
No the drawfag put up a hissy fit and left.
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>>575073756
That's the exact opposite of what happened
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>>575073927
Sure thing buddy
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>>575074032
There are literally new drawings being posted in the thread and he was right there
>>575025463
the only one throwing a hissy fit about him is you, keep making shit up though maybe all that wishful thinking will pay off some day lmao
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>>575073756
I'll take shit that never happened for 500 alex
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>>575071012
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>>575074618
some more of that fat should go to her tits t b h
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>>575074618
all of the fat is in the right places
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>>575074952
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>>575075273
no that's too much
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>>575075273
PERFECT
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>>575075312
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>>575075273
muh dick
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>>575075480
this is a good compromise
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>>575075480
now this is ideal
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>>575075552
>>575075553
:)
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Kind of a retard observation but isn't it weird how since Golden Frying Pans are technically a "renewable" resource while Strange items are not, on a long enough time scale a Strange Wrench will end up being rarer and costing more?
>>
>>575043897
>Soldier
>Scout
>Feet
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>>575075698
If the game were to continue for millions of years you'd be technically correct. Golden Pans would keep dropping and the supply of original Strange Wrenches would eventually dry up and be exceeded.
HOWEVER, if you factor in the fact that war paints can make Strange Wrenches you'd be wrong, since there will always be more war paints.

>>575075830
>mains Soldier
>footfag
Checks out.
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>>575075698
Old stranges are basically legacy items yeah, you should hold onto them if you can. I guess they thought that war paints and decorated weapons would be good enough (they're not, the stock weapons look timeless)
>>
>>575076021
decorated weapons were neat
war paints are crap because they have to be applied to so many things. none of the cool unique stuff decorateds had.
t. has accidental 1 of 1 decorated guns thanks to trade ups and shit
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>>575075698
It's insane that they could just
>Add Strange variants of all weapons that don't have them yet
>Add Australium variants of all weapons that don't have them yet
and earn another million dollars that very day.
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>>575075698
the demand is different bro
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>>575056927
no big surprise
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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>>575074618
perfect bodytype
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>>575056927
>>575077445
What gives?
>>
>someone gives me a case to unbox
>go to do it, i'm sleepy btw and wanted to do only one more to empty my steam wallet before going to bed
>search cases in my inventory and click "get a key and open"
>are you sure you want to use this, yes
>mfw gift wrapped war paint (well-worn)
probably the best lesson about gambling I could have gotten, I will think twice before doing this again
>>
>>575086463
oh yeah and in case it didn't come across well, i opened the wrong case on accident, i would have never opened something from the 2019 year of slop on purpose
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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so this counts as spam right?
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>>575089180
Intensified after the summer 2026 dropped. Someone's bored.
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dead game
dead general
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There needs to be a solution on the bot crisis in this general
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>make a class that goes stealth and backstabs people
>not even a top 3 hated class
>top 1 is by a landslide
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>new yordlebro
https://litter.catbox.moe/pvjlkh.png
Nice. Olivia when
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>>575103913
The solution is to use the report function for its intended purpose.
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>>575103913
maybe we should force everyone to run a parkour course before playing the game
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Are there any irl hip flasks or water bottles(?) that look like picrel? Not for a cosplay thing, I just think it looks nice and is even one of the more obviously "this looks functional irl" items in the game
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>>575108338
just looking up army/military flask brings up a million results
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>>575106839
>Nice. Olivia when
never
he has forsaken us
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>>575106839
>>
>>575109898
>men want only 1 thing
>>
So if you're not in the trading scene (and why would you be) traderfags are now starting to collude to fix prices for certain effects to set a new baseline such as the old halloween ones. This in addition to buying the entire supply of certain old hats and then raising the price of them by 1000 to 2000 keys or more. If you didn't get a hat you wanted, and it isn't in a keyless crate then you've simply missed the boat now unless you're willing to shell out 7k usd+. Or in the case of the burning flames tc I posted before 30k usd+. Effectively the market is dead and now you'll only be left with subpar troonporium hats from now on
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>>575112342
if you care about hats then you're a traderfag
simple as
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>>575112810
I just want hats that look good to die in my backpack. Should've bought during the bot crisis but I was under the impression valve would never fix i. Truthfully they never did. We just got lucky that a contractor took it upon himself to do it
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I'm unironically not smart enough to play engineer
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im not an economist and trader fags would be succesful with that strategy if anyone gave a fuck about tf2 but im guessing they will be holding the bags on those lol

>ahh yes we will price these cosmetics 400% more!!! it worked two years ago!!!
no one cares now uncs
>>
>>575114660
Maybe if they used some of their funds to try and force valve to fix the game they could make real money again
>>
it's kind of bittersweet watching jerma play tf2, getting his shit pushed in nigh-on 24/7 by three generations of people who've been playing this game like an e-sport for the past decade and who are obviously targeting him
it's like watching your dog/cat get old but still enjoy running around
i do miss the server browser and ad-hocs and think it was a better system than what we have, but i kinda see what people mean when they say it'd make it impossible for streamers to not get streamsniped
which is honestly good. they should try making some quality prerecorded videos like we used to see back in the day, instead of churning out low effort streamslop
>>574905490
yes, you're not only bad, you have a bad mindset
thinking trickstabs of all things are boring when they're one of the trickier things to pull off consistently sounds like sour grapes
>>574937045
0.0303 or 0.0325
I have no idea what the "rate" or whatever is supposed to be
i've seen 60000, 80000, 97000, 10000
idk what is correct or WHY it's correct
>>574969196
this is why teamswitching was a good thing, so you could swap to the other team and take revenge on those people
>>575113248
>put dispenser behind cover where your team can heal in relative safety
>put sentry covering your dispenser so enemies can't waltz right over and kill everyone trying to heal themselves
>teleporter exit a little further back, hidden from view of your dispenser
>keep an eye out for spies and repair your sentry as needed
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>>575115434
>want to play the class that stabs people in the back and play sneaky
>ACTUALLY THE COOL HIGH SKILL WAY IS TO RUN AT PEOPLE AND USE HIGH MECHANICS TO KILL THEM

???? its like wanting to snipe in a FPS and then finding out quickscoping is what everyone does instead
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>>575115547
good spies can do both
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>>575116226
but my point is getting better at spy makes it less fun

the most fun spy gameplay is pink panther sleuthing around and getting chain stabs on the team, not 900 iq face stab matadors
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!!!!!
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>>575116574
Wow and another one less than two minutes later. Lots of proposals happening today huh
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>>575101769
baby making sex with amy game
baby making sex with amy general
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>>575116637
she could upgrade my orgasms if you catch my drift
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>>575117140
Heavy Fat Sex is what you’re gonna get then.
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i like the cunnyGOD posters and wish we had more of them
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>>575117646
This place getting drawfrens is a sign of health
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>>575117140
I would, but I only post Team Fortress 2 related stuff. I keep my off topic stuff to the themed threads on /gif/ or whatever
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you guys talking about kikuri? kikuri isn't a loli
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>>575116387
you are simply incorrect, that's all there is to it
you do the matador facestabs when you inevitably get discovered, because they help you kill your pursuer and not die
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>>575117140
Viva replied to this post so I have to disagree unfortunately.
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>bbw
congrats on outing yourself as african american
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We don't tolerate racism here, chud
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no one said anything racist
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I did
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>>575119246
It's amazing how viva is a litmus test for bad opinions
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>>575120379
big booty women is for white men though
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https://www.youtube.com/@TipsyDucks
whatever happened to this guy man
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>>575122081
Big Booty WHeavies for scout
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>>575120379
>congrats on outing yourself as african american
porn addicted negroid*
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>>575115434
Where the fuck do I place a sentry on frontier first, second and last?
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>>575124865
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>he disconnects and immediately reconnects to the server to get rid of the domination against him
ngmi
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>>575124865
>1st
between the bottom of the bright metal stairs with the medium medpack on them that lead up to the attic that overlooks point #2, and the 'cave' with the medium medpack and ammo under the stairs
>2nd
at the top of the stairs, at the entrance of the sheetmetal house
>last
on the bridge connecting the two spawn rooms
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>>575125983
I thought !retry didn't work on casual servers anymore
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is it me or goonposting with adult anime women always gets deleted on tf2g but when it is loli it doesnt
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>>575127136
We need more normie janitors instead of these degenerate NEETs who consume that sort of trash
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>>575121671
I wonder why he still posts here instead of going back to >>>/r/eddit
must be an humiliation fetish or something
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>>575127136
just you. it depends on how the schizo is feeling that day and how many times he resets his ip to report the same post
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Might end up rebuying this one after the event.
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>>575128896
huh, never noticed the boxing hat gave heavy a mouthguard
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Spy class tier list
S tiers : Comp capable, reliable Pub Stompers, these classes function more as a generalist rather than a specialist compared to other games, requires highly specialized skills to shine in their unique scenarios, high mobility and high dexterity for trickstabs, high utility with sentry gun hacking, gas grenades and tranq

A+ Tiers : Reliable Pub stompers, specialized or limited use in Competitive play, powerful tools that allows to deal damage or survive encounters

A Tiers : Pub stomper capable and niche use in competitive, has access to powerful tools on their right scenarios when used well, overall weak or mid without these, stubby for backstabs

B Tiers : Lacking powerful offensive or defensive options compared to the cast, makes them underwhelming when not used on their spotlight, still holds good use in pub and comp play in niche scenarios

B- Tier : Underwhelming at best, has access to its class tools but its too stubby compared to the cast power hierarchy
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>>575131531
>stubby
>bunch of literal who abbreviations
speak english
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>>575133329
low iq esl brown
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>>575135304
I didn't ask for your name
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>>575131531
you have to be fucking ancient to have played every single one of these enough to rank them
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>watch the MvM update is gonna drop any second now!
>aaaany second now.
>see MvM update! no wait that's just github fixes
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>>575137226
the MvM update is not real
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>>575137226
perhaps in 2 weeks we'll get something
idk
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>>575137226
>MvM update
lol
>>575138653
trvke
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Someone explain to me what does midget buttocks have to do with the once popular multiplayer online team based shooter Team Fortress 2 developed by Valve
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>>575136584
you'd be surprised how easy is to get a game of old tf games going with people, TFC and FF still rocks some pubs time to time, and some russians are hosting specific versions of QWTF and it has around 6 or 12 players each day, Unreal Fortress is also playable with the native bots from UT99 are good enough for a singleplayer experience.

The best thing about playing these games, are that FF and Fortress One have amazing netplay, I could play games around 150-200 ping and it felt like i am playing on LAN, the anti-lag code on these games are amazing
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>>575139109
Sprays
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>>575138653
>>575138823
creampie
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>>575139109
it's tf2 culture
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Used two unusualifiers for shanty shipmate, got field of wheat both times. ffffffff
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>>575144580
At least it's a fun gamble either way because all Unusual taunts are cheap dogshit anyway
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>>575125971
>sentry_goes_here.jpg
>Look inside
>Horrible spots except for top right quadrant
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>>575144731
4 wheat fields in a row now
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>>575145964
I bought the high-five right before they nerfed it so you couldn't use it up against walls to look around corners
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>open up thread for the first time today
>first thing I see is anime feet
this happens way too often in /tf2g/
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>>575147064
Your pp got hard?
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>>575147143
looks like a child so actually i got the ICK
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>>575147143
only sickos get hard from feet
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>>575147143
feet stink retard
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foot fetish is black coded
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>>575147517
>>575147723
>>575147759
So your pp got hard?
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>>575147759
you got fungus nigga!
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>>575137226
More like
>see MvM update! no wait that's just an update on the update on the update on the MvM update
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post the most abysmal takes (unironic only)
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>>575145964
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I'm indifferent to feet, it's like getting hard at floor tiles, how do people do it?
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>>575148153
people only play payload or 2fort
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>>575131531
FF spy is sick
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>>575148153
>Bleed for 8 seconds.
*Pssshhht*
"Bwuffed."
>>575148212
There's a scientific reason that I could get into, but I don't want to be sent to the backrooms again right after getting back.
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>>575149253
the scientific reason is mental sickness btw, like with floor tiles
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>>575043897
>demoknight
>caberknight
>rape
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Will I be kicked from an MGE server if I'm using stock shotgun or reserve shooter?
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>>575127136
footfag spam deserves to get deleted
post plapcakes or fuck off

>>575149421
trvke
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>>575149253
Just post it. I'm curious.
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>>575138653
>>575138823
baby making sex with shiver and panda girl
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>>575150829
>>>/aco/9257895
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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>>575153524
>sample
the pantyhose version is better
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stop thinking abou feet
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>>575153649
full size is too big and dont feel like making a more seemless file compression rn
i'm more into bare than any other variation (stirrups are a close second)
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>>575153538
>actually arrive to help
>you're a fucking scout
>mfw
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What if the huntsman did melee damage instead of bullet damage, so that there was a better option for countering vacc medics? It'd nuke FoS heavies too though, so maybe not. Maybe just the ability to pierce resistances, like the enforcer?
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>>575153328
>the brain associates feet with sex because.... the girl is likely to be already showing her ass to you (an actual erotic body part)
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i was under the impression that vacc ubers did nothing against the hunstman
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>>575154537
that impression would be wrong since it deals bullet damage
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>>575154765
noted
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>>575154349
they could """just""" add a new damage type for it
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>>575153328
I've heard every excuse in the book for this shit, including "it's covered most of the time which makes it erotic when it's not covered," it's all cope
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>>575155454
I guess, but why over-complicate it by making a damage type that only the huntsman uses? Resistance piercing would fit the best imo, and be the easiest to implement.
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>>575155871
>it's all cope
For no reason, too. Just like what you like, faggot, nobody here is going to prosecute you
Most men are into eating ass which not only I find disgusting, but it's also probably the opposite of an "evolutionary trait" (doing something like that could probably be lethat in nature), yet no man into eating ass has ever felt the need to defend himself
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>>575156870
i don't think it would be complicated at all
it makes intuitive sense for a bow and arrow to count as neither bullet damage or melee damage
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>>575157005
>Most men are into eating ass
Anon you might need to stop hanging out with fags and niggers
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>>575157005
>Most men are into eating ass
It's mostly a meme at this point, the people actually into it are a smaller percent
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>Most men are into eating ass
No they're not. Keep your scat fetish you're in denial about to yourself.
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...
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>>575157781
i just browse the webz
>>575157856
hmmm, maybe
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>>575157858
nah, i find everything about the anus revolting, i don't even like anal
i'm only into feet when it comes to non sexual female parts
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>>575158204
>nah, i find everything about the anus revolting, i don't even like anal
That's called being white so congratulations on not being subhuman
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>>575075698
>on a long enough time scale
the game servers will shut down long before people seriously start considering the strange wrench more valuable than the golden frying pan, especially since botkiller/aussie strange wrenches are both "renewable" and thus would always be cheaper
even if the supply of the pan is higher (which would occur in approximately 1,500 years, assuming current trends) and people only cared about the "normal" strange wrench, the golden pan will still be more valuable because it is multi-class and, more importantly, TURNS PEOPLE INTO GOLD.
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>>575159079
aussie wrenches should turn people into gold, fuck them golden wrench niggas, they had their time
also give the normal frying pan to engi and spy and the halloween carnival mallet to spy
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>>575159325
>also give the normal frying pan to engi
so he can... hit a sentry with a frying pan to upgrade it?
the halloween mallet was already a stretch, but at least it's a "hammer". giving him the golden pan and machete were just silly
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>>575159428
>so he can... hit a sentry with a frying pan to upgrade it?
as opposed to hitting it with a wrench, a robotic fist? he's using both like a hammer, "realism" was never a focus
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>>575160235
>as opposed to hitting it with a wrench, a robotic fist?
yes?
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Vehicles made from brushes are the peak of TF2 map design! Video games need to return to this.
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>>575161381
this but she's bouncing on my dick
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>Join ctf_well
>Guy named cunnylover69 on other team
>One guy in our team mad at him over the word cunny
>Guy larping that it means cute and funny
>I go full Larping mode on how much he loves cunny
>Mention that the LGBTQC++ community loves and embraces the cunny community
>Suddendly the guy larping goes defensive and that he hates gays and trannies
>???
>He stops saying anything about cunny
>He leaves
These gay larpers, what's the point of the joke if you can't commit to it.
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>>575160990
glad we both agree you have no point
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>>575162110
glad you're lashing out at people online on a friday
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>>575161505
Pic related summarizes it nicely.
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>>575163108
Like if there was a Street Fighter game based on the hit movie?
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>>575163108
they already did that a couple years ago
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>>575162290
being correct is not lashing out friend
the day of the week is also immaterial
the whole point you're trying to make that 'engi shouldn't have the pan or a machete' is moot because it relies on a realism that isn't there in the first place
he bonks the sentry with all his wrenches like they're hammers
there is functionally no difference with bonking a sentry with a frying pan, he's still using it like a hammer
all the current restriction does is limit player enjoyment by locking it behind a $5,000 paywall or by winning the lottery, both of which are extremely gay (derogatory) options
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I hate Dane and jontohil2 with a passion. Both of them are narcissistic retards who hyper-analyze every matchup like it's gonna do anything. anyone who has played tf2 know that it's an inherently random game. Doing the math on how many shots it will take to shot down X class whilst Y all while following the most retarded of strategies is a fool's errand. These clowns absolutely deserve the clowning they get online. It's like one of those retarded anime tropes where the MC is always 2 steps ahead and monologuing everything.

TF2 is a random game, with so many factors outside your control. boiling down class matchups to a simple 1v1 with equal skill is just stupid. a random stray bullet could hit you and throw off your aim. your enemy might shit out a crit. hell, even your own teammate could block your shots. People who do "class matchup" videos are genuinely braindead. Thank you for reading my blog.
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>>575163963
I live in the same region as Jontohil and have never seen him ingame. I would also note that he has sperg voice.
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>>575161381
we need more wacky races-like maps
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>>575157005
>eating ass
Only hot in fiction.
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>>575163963
I somewhat agree, but at least jon is more bearable than dane because he has the funny kiwi voice, and his takes are less retarded. He also didn't contribute to making the playerbase completely retarded over the period of ~15 years or however long dane's been active
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Alright fellow sollies, what goes in the 3rd slot?
Also I have 23 ish keys to spare so any taunts/strange weapons/cosmetics suggestions would be nice. (if at all)
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>>575164762
soldier's stogie
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>>575164762
Any beard of your choosing.
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>>575164762
Flair! with each image being a picture of invisigal
or one of soldier's dozen and a half beards
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>>575164762
What's on the objector?
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>>575166217
u tell him sis
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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>>575166113
Invisigal Porn. Very original I know.
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This might be a retarded question but, can I get banned in any form (Vac,chat or game banned) for using bigotry in chat?

I shit on the troonporium and tranny usernames/pfps everytime I see them. I’ve toned it down these days, but ive said nigger, faggot, retard a thousand times. My objectors are full of hate speech as well. My inventory is starting to accumulate some wealth, so I’m a little worried. Anyone with experience with this kind of shit?
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>>575168915
at worst you'll be kicked from a server, and valve might wipe your objector's (and anything else's) imagery/name, but that's SUPER RARE
people only get vac banned for cheating super obviously
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>>575168915
Forgot to mention I’ve abused the nucleus and frontier out of bounds sentry spots as well
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>>575168915
No because I am not a seething chud.
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>>575168915
In the entire history of the game I don't think anybody has ever been Steam banned for being a heckin' chud.
VACs are automatic and only for running really obvious cheats. Game bans are manual bans assigned to bots and other cheaters. You will at most get kicked from a server or banned from a community server, but not banned on Steam. The worst they might do is a community ban, but that's usually if you're a chud on the forums
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What do you do when your backpack is full? I'm not f2p. I don't care about cosmetics. I remember a long time ago I was able to trade all my items for a little bit of money, is that still the case?
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Thanks non-chuds, appreciate the input.
I shall now go back to shitting on the troonporium once more.
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>>575043897
>soldier
>engie
>cute toned tomboys
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>join game in setup time
>joined RED
>BLU has several players connecting or having lost connection
>game is a one sided stomp
>someone from RED leaves
>another player joins, is placed onto RED and immediately starts playing
>this is while BLU still only has half a team
I'm looking forward to the MVM update.
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>>575169939
Yes, you can list things you don't want on the steam market or backpack.tf. Or if you don't care about getting a good price you can sell it to scrap.tf and other bot sites.
You can also just trade for a backpack expander or hold out until christmas when you get a free one
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>>575170303
Matchmaker is actual dogshit. The moment you frag you get autobalanced, but for some reason it refuses to autobalance the 5000 hour demo and kritz medic into opposing teams, all while the scores remain at a ratio of 3:1 or above. What the fuck
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>>575168915
You wont get banned but given TF2's playerbase is like 5k players and lowerin, more and more players are gonna pick up on who you are and probably votekick you in every server. Shouldve been a heckin decent human bean
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>>575170303
Oof check out what happened to the other feetposters ITT. For your sake I hope hes sleeping...
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>>575170705
Wasn’t it atleast 30k players?
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>>575170883
Our lord and savior Zesty Jesus said it was like 2000 people at peak. Rest are bots.
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>>575170829
I wasn't banned for posting earlier and my posts are always on topic.
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>>575170930
Rip. That’s sad to hear man… the game definitely has seen better times
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>>575170930
Do you honestly believe there are 30k bots servicing 2k real players and at no point that "economy" would implode on itself
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>>575170379
>3 cents for 1 refined
Didn't it used to be way more?
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Uh oh, looks like hes awake >>575171008
you wont get banned but expect your post to join spectators
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>>575171056
He's lying to you, Valve banned most of the bots. There are anywhere from 15k - 20k players on a good day. It's never been as low as 2k, and there are not more bots than real players.

>>575171160
Actually, refined is a fraction of a cent. $0.03. It used to be worth more yes, but refined was never actually worth that much, keys used to just be valued less.
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>>575171008
based and true
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>>575171008
trvke
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>>575171135
>>575171282
Hate it break it to you anons but, that’s a samefag.
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>>575171504
The crazy thing is there's enough misinformation floating around there that some people actually believe that shit.
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been thinking about getting a new boomstick. which tranny-run trading site should I head to? 10 keys should be enough for a decent looking strange right..?
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>>575172741
Whichever one has the best prices, I guess. Check footrest, backpack, STN, etc
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>>575172881
thanks.
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>>575173089
Skin searching sucks on backpack by the way unless you go to next dot backpack dot tf (4chan hates that url)
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>>575173143
thanks a bunch
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>>575164762
Gentle Manne's Medal (you do have yours, right?)
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>>575173416
No prob
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>>575171282
>It used to be worth more yes, but refined was never actually worth that much, keys used to just be valued less.
Keys have always been pinned to a fixed real world currency value ($2.5), refined is not. When I was first into trading, a key was worth around 2-2.33 refined, meaning 1 refined was worth about $1.25. Unlike now, invested traders would create numerous alt accounts to idle with because it was profitable. The value of ref can only go down with time unless Valve were to introduce a meaningful currency sink while keys will always be worth roughly the same amount.
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>>575173596
>Unlike now, invested traders would create numerous alt accounts to idle with because it was profitable
They're still doing that, except it's thirdies with idlebots. That's why the price of metal inflated and why it's currently 3% of 1 cent.
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>>575173739
>They're still doing that, except it's thirdies with idlebots.
Conventional idling was effectively killed in 2013 when they made it so you had to manually click the notification and claim the drop to actually get it. It also doesn't work if you have multiple instances of the game running or you're trying to access it from an external program, or running the game in textmode (all ways idlebots worked).
So the only people still idling are kids who are actually leaving their computers on and doing it manually, or the bots harvesting crates for literal cents (the one drop that doesn't have any of these protections).
Metal mostly inflated just from the thousands of regular players getting weapon drops just by playing normally.
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>>575173596
>Keys have always been pinned to a fixed real world currency value ($2.5)
newfags don't even know about the russian scam artists buying keys with phished credit cards and reselling at <$1.50 on paypal
of course tf2 is old enough that inflation has kind of absorbed that into the current price
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>>575174072
Make no mistake, they've found some workaround, they always do. Significant portions of the playerbase are still idlebots to my knowledge (it came to me in a dream).
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>>575174556
>Significant portions of the playerbase are still idlebots to my knowledge (it came to me in a dream).
If you're gonna cite Zesty or some shit, his theory was that they are the specifically crate bots I just mentioned. That's why there's a giant spike any time there's a new update that immediately fizzles out that leads to crates being worthless in an hour when crates used to hold their value for much longer.
Item idlebots aren't really a thing anymore, they go for crates.
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>>575149021
FF spy made me think that Spy can be designed well and not be a one-trick-pony stab class like other TF game does

FF Spy is able to :
-Cloak and drop a fake death ragdoll and be invisible for infinite amounts of time
-Cloak without dropping a ragdoll as well
all of this without having any start up or decloak states, and he can stab while invisible too
-Able to hack engineers sentry guns to start shooting the enemy team then gets destroyed after a while
-Grenades, you can use it for mobility, area control and damaging buldings while disguised (the next FF update will restore his Gas grenade btw)
-On a clean stab, he instantly disguises as the class the victim was using, like the YER
-Knife is stupidly fast to swing and deals real damage
-Spy uses the super shotgun and nailgun which are the TF2 equivalent of the shotgun and pistol with a Tranquilizer gun with 100 ammo as well
-Disguises don't slow him down at all
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>>575175765
And also it feels quite fun to fight against too, FF has made a lot of changes and QoL additions to every class, and Spy being that strong is just the tip of the iceberg, shame the game is quite dead despite being F2P on steam, FF is probably the most polished and beginner friendly old style TF game around
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>>575175765
FF also gave pyro a jetpack before tf2 did which is kinda funny
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rate my dogshit spy item idea
>replaces sapper
>placed on ground like engie buildings, but fairly small in size so you can hide it
>while placed, nearby enemies have an outline visible through walls by your teammates
>very low health, probably emits some noise/light
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>>575178151
Mechanics that give wallhacks are generally not regarded well. Detecting the presence of enemies, without outlining them is probably fine though.
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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>>575178151
it is indeed dogshit
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>>575178151
useless because your whole team can already see through walls
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>>575178996
>>575182536
the spawn wallhacks really are one of the most dogshit game design valve decided to implement
literal overwatch-esque coloured outlines
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>>575183443
guess what update added them
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>>575170829
I have a post up that is literally about how I like feet, with a picture that includes feet
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>>575182536
do you even play the game
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>>575171008
well it clearly isn't
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>>575184956
lmao true
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turkroach woke up
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repost the third degree montage video
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>>575184956
Not my post, you are either unintelligent or pretending to be as usual.
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hey turkroach if you're gonna brag about spamming reports then spam reports on the foot shit too or you're a footfag
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>>575185163
i wasn't trying to reply to you or score a dunk, i just saw it got deleted
it's not always about you
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>>575184956
Look at what you did.... You upset her. Now what happens to this general for the next handful of hours, is on you.
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>>575185198
that's my general
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>>575185270
So, you posting here?
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>>575185270
unfortunate
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>>575185270 (You)
one word post of agreement, good sir
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F2Ps when they choose Soldier for the first time and discover rocket jumping
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>>575182536
scientists are still trying to figure out the meaning behind this post
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>>575185779
I was saying everyone in this game cheats
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>>575185823
continues to be a trvke
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>>575185270
maybe when the mvm update comes out things will be different!
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>>575185924
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>>575185924
Nah the turkroach will still be here spamming and samefagging because this is the life xhe has chosen
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>>575186115
Why are you doing that?
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>>575186181
stop egging it on already holy shit
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>>575186115
yep
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>>575186181
Flipping xis samefagging on its head makes xim have a melty
case and point
>575186270
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>>575186270
It was a genuine question. They will continue regardless tho
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>>575186270
>>575186181
longshot but, do any of yall frequent sids?
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>>575186608
>yall
Those are the same person.
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>>575186747
can you not melty for one minute to see if i find a fellow fragger from a comm server here you spastic
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>>575186608
>yall
you are european, do not say yall
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>>575186608
i frequently jerk off to tids
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>>575186846
>see if i find a fellow fragger
I'm telling you the person you're responding to doesn't play the game. He's only here to shitpost.
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I guess not
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>>575185198
baby making sex with poppy

>>575186873
based and same
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>>575186608
nawh just the van, topia or casual.
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>>575187002
darn, figured someone mentioned tf2g there, thought it may have been you
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>>575186969
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>>575186969
Why the fuck was this deleted?
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>>575188256
It was too funny for mortal eyes
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>>575188256
It's no fun allowed hours in cp_degroot, now known as cp_egypt due to the influx of persian persuader demoknights. Gray Mann, hiding under a pyramid constructed in the middle of the keep, has used his engibot to send Old Nick a mountain of letters, all of it asking Old Nick to burn paintings that Gray doesn't like.
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>>575186608
wtf is a sids?
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>>575185868
>>575185823
I am Spartacus
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plap game
plap general
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>>575185837
How would you know?
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>>575186943
That's never true.
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>>575186873
This crude shit again.
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>>575184284
tough break, why?
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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cake game
cake general
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>>575073456
When will we get Oliviagineer
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mmmmmmmmm caek
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It’s almost always better to spend your keys on taunts and 3 cosmetics per class instead of stranges or warpaints. Change my mind.
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It’s always better to not spend your money in gambling
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spend your money on sex toys to enhance your tf2 experience
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first t6 completion
simply the 722nd best to ever do it
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>>575206431
i thought it was meet your match and i wanted to blame it for yet another shit change
tough break is pretty close though
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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>>575224579
me looking at olivia dressed in the nurse outfit
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>>575214204
>>575215029
It’s always better to not give your money to valve
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olivia cosplayers
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captured audio of a valve employee and their manager after the employee tried to fix tf2


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ve8bY6I66Q&pp=ygUWZG9lc24ndCBncmlwIG1lIHBsZWFzZQ%3D%3D
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>>575228317
The typa shit Eric has to deal with everyday when he leaves Jill and Joshie alone for 5 seconds
The pink cookies help suppress the memories
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why is tf2 so white
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>>575229889
literally half of them are not white
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>>575230690
asians are honorary whites
the sighguy looks latinx though
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>>575230906
yeah i'm including him
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>>575231382
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>>575230906
>>575231382
>exclude all non-whites
>"why is tf2 so white?"
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>>575231886
Well I didn't make that post, and I don't post made up bullshit like "honorary white".
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If only the one bot weren’t about, somebody could post the forbidden horse show here
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why would they
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>>575234713
I'd hope that someone would get a bullet through the cranium before posting
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>>575235274
I prefer seeing the horse vs seeing a tripfag post
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>>575235951
Yes Pablo we know you're 0.00001% German Dutch
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I thought this was a team fortress general. Also any hints of them bringing back quickplay?
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>>575236298
2 weeks big girl! refresh teamfortress.com every hour!
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>>575236298
no lol why would there be
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>>575236298
You would need to kill all compoids first, which would greatly improve it
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>>575236432
>no lol why would there be

>start tf2
>wait 2 minutes to join a game
>gate slams shut as you joina game that just about ended
>wait for map to load
>wait 150 seconds for new players to join
>way another minute before you can actually play
>repeat cycle
Surely someone at valve sees a problem with this?
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>>575236617
oxymoron
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>>575236715
they haven't seen a problem with it in 10 years so I doubt it
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>>575236190
>le melty
lol
Asians are based and way more intelligent than your average latinx.
Meanwhile Pedro's hobbies consist of larping as xxxWhiteSaviorxxx and getting mugged on his favela.
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>>575236891
Asians also made koreans and then realised their mistake, and have been trying to correct it ever since
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>>575236891
>"i am asian"
stop doing tricks on me please.
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>>575236891
Latinx are more based than asians and most asians aren't that smart.
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In reality they have more in common when it comes to their enemy (the white devil)
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Okay. I have a suggestion but you arent going to like it. What if valve hired a bunch of elite human capital from the south asian subcontinent to fix the game?
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>>575237091
Asterisk very imoportant here, otherwise ur gonna have this guy having a meltdown over this bud
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you can tell it's american hours because of all the race talk
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>>575237214
The only enemy latinx have is the USA.
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>>575237091
yes yes Manuel
we know
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>>575237475
We don't tolerate racism in America.
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Why is Viva so blessed?
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Why is Viva so brown?
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>>575238608
He isn't, he has beautiful bronze skin.
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>>575237475
it's the afternoon in america, american neets are sleeping peacefully
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>>575238524
He has loyal fans here like 608
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Why is there no broom or mop melee that does some like increased knockback but less damage, or less damage but it lets you clean status effects off teammates
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTHqEQ04ajg
https://youtu.be/aZZRTxdinbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aypjUuKxaY
Thoughts on UFR's TF2 video contest winners?
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>>575240235
just like maps, we don't need new videos, just enjoy the old good ones
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someone send zesty the trans heavy loadout that made him laugh years ago
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https://youtu.be/TK9BuZcT1ps
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>>575241072
idk there's only so many times i can watch the classic videos from 12 years ago before i feel like i'm walking into an abandoned house
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>>575240235
The chucklenuts generation enshittified tf2 youtube content, and most of these guys are inspired by them
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>>575237091
okay colombian
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We should make tf2 videos about tf2 videos
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>>575243873
What's wrong with Colombians?
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>>575243929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmMcQfbcpmI
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>>575245420
this was a video about matchmaking
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>>575245420
There's plenty of new TF2tubers man, they instant they get posted here you faggots go "buy an ad"
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>>575185137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJjE8XUmgo
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>>575245658
It's probably because we've had bad experiences with no-name youtubers shilling themselves here and starting beefs with other youtubers in the past. Like venusianrapper and his weird obsession with vorobey.
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>>575238608
too obsessed with gore to improve his life
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>venusianretard mentioned
oh boy time for that subhuman to come back, he's like viva in that he has an alarm clock go off whenever he's namedropped
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>>575238684
I'm olive skinned, actually. I get bronze with all the outdoors work I do during this summer season

>>575246364
I've been watching it less and less, honestly. I'll only visit WPD like twice a week
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>>575008910
>TELEPORTER BAM
>BUILDING A POW
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Oh yuck, what an awful looking figure. I wish I could just commission someone to make statues of my Medic and Pyro loadouts

https://store.necaonline.com/collections/2026-sdcc-vault-event-saturday/products/team-fortress-2-red-medic-7-inch-scale-action-figures-series-4
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>>575248105
For some reason this has always ended up being one of the worst looking ones, I actually saw them in person back when they were in stock and they all looked horrible and had crooked glasses. I picked up a BLU Spy instead.
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>>575240235
>weapon tierlist slop in the top3
that bad huh
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EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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autistic man plays tf2
comes out an an ugly woman
many such cases
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who looks the best out of the gci vs mafia line up?
grape juice looks the most normal but I'd give anything to smash peni and hannah
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>>575256478
>>575256842
all I know is plap hannah
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Anyway, enough about literal whos.
TF2?
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>>575248105
I wish neca and its insane defender (singular) would die
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>>575257037
tf2 plaps, such as fempyro and my conscientous objector
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>>575257037
yeah, back to tf2 discussion
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>>575257037
>>575257167
>>575257209
oh my goodness
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>>575257209
HOLY SEXOOOOO!!
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>>575257209
someone explain golden week and its origins
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>>575257679
why did you put 9 hours on this instead of fragging?
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>>575257878
National holiday week in Japan.
I don't get the golden bikini part however, it might just be an excuse to draw girls on microkinis.
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>>575258241
based enough tradition for me
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>>575257037
>>575257167
>>575257209
>>575258241
sex
baby making sex, even
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L4D2 is likelier to get more updates and support than this game.
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>>575260590
it did get a major update more recently than tf2
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I have a habit of looking up the Steam profiles of people who crafted the hats I trade for/buy
Feels stalkerish but it's neat seeing how some stuff in my inventory came from a Greek account or some memelord with North Korean flag or some zigger or actual Japanese player etc
It's like the digital version of tracking down the history of thrift shop finds
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>>575261979
It's too bad backpack lost all of their historic info and only started collecting it again in the past few years, so you'll never be able to track down most things
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>>575261979
this is why i keep all my gifted weapons too, you don't really get to know a lot about your past experiences on this game so having an autographed item probably from a server where someone spammed secret saxtons is
very wholesome
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I sent an email to Eric to add this.
Will he add it?
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>>575262218
lol no
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>>575262218
should be a real spy head instead
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>>575262218
high tech cock cage
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is it possible to achieve this natty
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australium shupers when?
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Niche question: Pyroland items(Rainblower, Lollichop) and Pyroland cosmetics can only be seen by players in Pyroland. When you get killed by a pyro wearing those items though, can you see them too?
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>>575263137
maybe in 2 weeks
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>>575263137
2 weeks
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>>575263523
>>
>join zestys server
>people vote for pipeline and we switch maps
>45 minute playtime with skilled players, decend players and new
>for some its their first time on plr pipeline
>fun and long balanced matches
>timer runs out and we vote for plr nightfall
>most stay and another full 45 minute of fun

normally id explain that quickplay can bring this back but

today i had mindless fun that i used to have

today whas a good day, a nice day
i whas happy
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>>575263480
i dont remember
hope this helps
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>>575263905
FUUUUN!?!? JILL I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK QUICK REMOVE COMMUNITY SERVERS WAAAAAH NOBODY CAN HAVE FUN!
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>>575263480
>>575264243
fun fact, pyrovision is literally broken right now
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>>575264718
how
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>>575263480
here u go frendo :))
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>>575264278
its such a small change, it would make the game perfect again i just want to play as much as i want man

>>575264718
yeah lets hope we can contact the contractor
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>>575265153
im not a computers guy but on maps that work with pyroland(badwater for example) lighting and skyboxes bug out constantly if you have pyrovision on
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>>575265264
you will play musical matchmaking AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!
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>>575262218
if he does, it'll be a reskin that'll only be available in extremely limited numbers like the robovich
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>>575265472
that sucks, I was thinking earlier today I could actually use pyrovision goggles as pyro so I could finally see through my own flames and not blind myself since they're transparent bubbles and rainbows instead
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>>575265876
its still fine on the 99% of maps that dont have pyrovision
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I've got a weird bug where my Heavy's fists glow purple with nothing equipped
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>>575267064
let me verify it by sending me your entire tf2 inventory
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Jag vs stock wrench, which one would (you) use as your main melee for engie and why?
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>>575267683
jag on offense, wrench on defense
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>>575267770
Wouldn't it be the opposite since on defense you want to rebuild from ubers quickly vs on offense you're "forward deploying" a prebuilt sentry and are more worried about sappers disabling it?
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>>575265615
God I wish they would bring some of this shit back so it wouldn't cost so much for a virtual fucking item. They did it for CS2 so why not TF2?
I'm such a dedicated sucker I'd be willing to pay the 400 just to get that fucking sandwich, but what's the point spending that on a dying game?

Where do you think TF2 will be in 20 years?
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>>575267683
Eureka Effect
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>>575267983
you can't be serious
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>>575268476
If TF2 were to ever die "officially" Valve would still let people download and host servers for it, like their other dead games i.e. TFC and Ricochet. TF2 will never die completely for that reason, and will simply be carried by the community (much like it is now). You'd probably see community server mods like Creators.tf pop up again to attempt to add new content to the game, or more standalone mods pop up like TF2C since they allow that too now. Also bot making sex with Mimi.
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>>575268476
>They did it for CS2
They ported CSGO to Source 2 first because it's
>way bigger than TF2
>has a pro scene that draws more than 700~ viewers on Twitch
TF2 is far more niche
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>>575267983
no
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>>575268915
>TF2 is far more niche
Just because it doesn't have e-sport losers doesn't make it "niche" you dishonest dipshit.
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>>575268915
Jerma just streamed TF2 to an audience of 15,000.
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>>575269464
it's a f2p with like 40k players at max (including bots). It's niche
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>>575269464
>Illiterate retard calling others dishonest
CS2 has several times TF2's players. TF2 DOES have esports losers but way less. Companies want to make money and Valve is a gigakike company who boasts that it loves chasing billions so much it neglects millions
>>575269536
Jerma is a huge streamer on his own
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give me MvM contracts valve i'm sick of only scream fortress contracts do something like a daily challenge god damn
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>>575269536
jerma could stream a blank wall and get 15k viewers
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>>575268801
>>575269151
What part of it is wrong? Rebuilding fast on defense seems super valuable
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>>575268892
I don't think I need the fucking sandwich then.
>>575269945
1 active developer. I too wish they would do something new again, but I don't think it's happening anon.
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>>575270189
shounic proved that wrong doe
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>>575256842
the white men just beat up the diverse cast of men and men who pretend to be women
it's so over sisters. how could this happen
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>>575270079
nothing is wrong. jag is better than stock 90% of the time
>slower repair
rescue ranger is overpowered
>sappers
thats the 10% of the time, and unless your whole team is f2p enemy spies should not be reaching your sentry regularly enough for it to be an issue
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>>575270294
There's other devs that stop by now and then but it's sporadic, and consider how this game has been neglected for so long. Even if it has 6 devs, those devs at most change 2 lines of code a year for a bug.
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>>575269651
>40k
It gotten 100k recently, but still, it's like, almost every single multiplayer game that's getting older, but almost all of them doesn't make it niche since some still has a huge fanbase.

>>575269789
>comparing a recent title and sequel that's obviously attract more players to a 20 year old game
>nigger calling others illeterate
Did I struck your nerve? Or are you so stuck up to your ass with the whole "niche = good!!" mentality that your calling games that aren't as popular as the other one as small. Saar do I remind you that 4chan isn't the SEKRET CLUB it once was since /v/ was born?
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>>575270079
you're constantly moving up and building new stuff on offense
on defense you're sat in one spot
the jag is good for putting buildings up quickly
the wrench is better for keeping your buildings from dying once they're built
if all your buildings are dying on defense, it's because you can't keep them alive and your entire team lost control of the point, and it's time to fall back
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guess the pride flag
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>>575270713
Why are you complaining about the comparison when it was in response to "They did it for CS2 so why not TF2?" Compared to CS2 TF2 absolutely is a niche game, idk why you're so assmad about it
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>>575270790
White Pride?
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This game truly is stuck in 2012
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>>575270419
Sadly I don't have the rescue ranger yet so my power level on engineer is limited
>>575270781
That makes sense
>you're constantly moving up and building new stuff on offense
Am I doing it wrong then, the way I do it is I build a building first, for example a sentry. I level it up to level 2 and then carry it forwards because it sets up much faster that way
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>>575270079
>What part of it is wrong?
The part that you said.
>rebuilding fast on defense seems super valuable
You know what's better than rebuilding fast? Not having your sentry die in the first place!
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>>575270790
bisexual
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>>575271356
Buildings dying seems inevitable on both offense and defense due to uber pushes
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>>575271347
the rescue ranger is mid, its power lies in being able to pick up your sentry from range when its about to die so you don't have to spent the time building it from scratch. trying to use it to tank your sentry is worse than just hitting your sentry with your wrench 99% of the time, which also robs you of your primary weapon. the only reason people hype it up so much is because of uncle dane astroturfing all discussion around it, and nobody questioning why he does so well with it in his videos where he cherrypicks his gameplay

what you're doing with it is fine, though you're better off getting the sentry up in the first place before you upgrade it. you move slower while carrying the sentry, and you're completely vulnerable while doing so. if you die while carrying it, you've wasted all that time spent upgrading it. if you built it in the area where you wanted it, it can provide your team a little cover while you get the rest of your base set up, and while you're doing that, you're being active and can actually fight back if someone ambushes you, while also having your sentry already set up as backup. you only really upgrade your sentry completely and then ferry it where you're going during the setup period of a game, or if you're doing some ninjaneer shenanigans
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>>575270938
>Compared to CS2 TF2 absolutely is a niche game
I don't know man, comparing a recent title to a 20 year old game and then say it's not popular is really reaching.
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>>575270713
>"illeterate"
>"struck your nerve"
>Calls others Indian
This has to be a bit
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>>575272239
You forgot
>It gotten
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>>575272196
Oh I see you aren't merely illiterate but also unable to comprehend how replies and conversations work
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>>575271682
The difference being that defensive holds are stronger because your entire team and spawn are usually nearby. If an uber push is able to destroy your sentry, you'll either have lost that point completely and the jag won't have helped, or your team will have been able to hold the point, and being able to get your sentry back up 30% faster won't matter as much.
Defense doesn't really uber push since they're usually running kritzkrieg to suppress your team, they mostly flank and try to destroy your nest from weird angles, because the maps usually favor defenders. That's the situation where rebuilding your nest quickly comes in handy.
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>>575272239
far? yeah.
To be honest here, 4chan in general used these words as eye candy. The amount of "saar" just burned in my braincell at this point.
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>>575272196
>"why doesnt valve treat tf2 like csgo"
>well tf2 is more niche compared to csgo with its bigger playerbase and popularity
>"uhhh thats really unfair considering tf2 is older"
you should email that argument to gaben im sure it will change minds at the next valve inhouse meeting
tf2 port to source 2 and new golden age soon
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>>575272680
>tf2 port to source 2 and new golden age soon
Seriously though they have to be doing SOMETHING for the 20th anniversary right? I know signanon was treated as an embarrassment and ignored but maybe they just thought he was a chinky sperg, after all they DID ban the bots and release the last comic afterwards
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>Seriously though they have to be doing SOMETHING for the 20th anniversary right?
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>>575272834
y'know what'd be funny? if tf2bers hired a bunch of randos from fiverr to stand outside valve's offices dressed like scout tf2 for the 20th anniversary
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>>575272834
Anon I...
https://youtu.be/ws2-McMZSww
>>
>After 20 years of TF2, we'll be shutting the servers down
Now what
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>>575273512
Go on furry pound
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>>575273509
ai cover
back in my day we cut voice lines and spliced them together
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>>575273512
Play on community servers
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>>575273691
Even if it was soulful, it wouldn't flow so well.
https://youtu.be/XE4F1YE9Xww
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>>575273512
valve would never do that.
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>>575272834
>Seriously though they have to be doing SOMETHING for the 20th anniversary right?
An update that's not just maps and cosmetics for once.
Buff already bad weapons like Pomson and that's about it. Adds new weapons that complements it's subclasses like Melee Heavy or Battle Medic. New contracts that even f2p can access that's not pyroland. But that would ask too much for Valve.
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>>575273512
I have 70 hours played in the past 2 weeks and zero (0) of them have been on valve servers
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>made a Star Wars Battlefront 2 reference on Kog
>nobody got it



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