Previous: >>575024518>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 2>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rulership (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>575045001>>575044706No...
First attempt at GL, no idea what I am doing tbqh.
>>575045112drunk sex
>>575044651>Luna, but with GIANT tits and ass>Brian, but with even GIANTER tits and ass>Cheva, but with even ENORMOUSER tits and ass
bare minimum you should have by now
It blows my mind that this concert was 3 full years before the game even came out.
>>575045160BLESSED
>>575045001
this will be the thread I get an /uma/gf (male)
>>575045001my lobster too buttery, my pillow too soft...
fuck I need it badly
My ex-trainee kept harassing me over liking to build model kits so I terminated the contract early and now she'll show up twice a week to my apartment trying to break the door down screaming that I should take her back and how she didn't mean it
>>575045271ok dude which uma do you want me to AGPpost as?
>>575045112ningens could neveralthough...ningenmanko can't be that bad
THIS MODE IS ACTUALLY UNPLAYABLE WITHOUT STAMINA SPARKS FUCK I CAN'T COPE WITH UNITY BUBBLES
>>575045282Light Hello, the needed one..
>Almond Eye after retirement, arriving at Northern Farm to begin her new chapter as a broodmare>Even from the way she carries herself, you can tell she has such a dignified presence
>>575045160Yes!
>>575045310>trying to breakI don't believe this part
I'm falling for Light Hello propaganda.
>>575045392Light Hello milking my dick with her tits until her heavy boobs stink like my semen for the next two days
Tachyon LOVEPokkute
I think I FUCKING HATE this scenario.
any nonnies?
>>575045545Tach(You)nPokke for me
>>575045189that's a man
>>575045620maybe Falco is ok after all
I stole a Tachyon from an Anon today and cleated her because I'm already MLB. I'm very sorry.
Trainers! Don't ignore your duty to marry your Trainee just because of a big-tit legal Umamusume that wants to fuck you until the sun comes up!
>my sort of mishmash parents that I'm looping are actually usually passing down pretty much everything I wantShould I just stop at this point and start ace farming with borrows?
I've played GL like ten times today and I haven't been able to reach 18 songs in a single career
don't ever write "nonnies" in my presence
These larping posts are kind cringe ngl fr
the fuck am I supposed to do with over 3k skill points
>>575045620MMD looks fucking awful even to this dayidk why niggas still use it when you can just animate on blender with the same anime cel shaded models and have a massive quality bumpi hate the japanese retards who keep MMD alive
>>575045112Why did nobody tell me Riko was this flat?
so many retarded posts play the game annoying
:DDDD
>>575045630this idol mare would be perfect if she was about a decade younger and brattier and more social media savvy
>play Grand Live>S+>play Unity Cup>UG1This is dumb.
>>575045797>he didn't unlock the secret naizuri 6th date scenelmao
>>575045518Gravitational pull increases with mass.
>>575045714don't buy the techniques you need, buy the ones that damage your token economy the least
>Akikawa refused to show up to trainings and made me miss out on the unique level up
>>575045821
>>575045865she looks like she has big lips
umas arent realyou will never touch a woman if you keep doing this to yourself
Fuku strikes back! Include her in your independent training and good fortune will come to you!
>>575045471It gets worse, she'll harass my current trainee in an attempt to get her to end the contract. You don't have to believe me, but know my story
My trainee after being immediately sent back to the stamina spark mines for the 10th time in 10 hours
Ohayo~Motherfuckers
>>575046006
Are there any support cards with events that give fans? Stuff like #MyNamesCurren #NeverForget, but on a card instead of an uma.
>>575046006The only uma peer that matters.
>>575045973Tell me something I don't know like which cards I should be using on my auto decks for each scenario.
>40 caratscygenerous......
Stop being seduced by a hag and come back to your loving trainee!!!
I never had sex in 32 years and I don't play to start nowUmas are better than ningen whores
>>575045598Honestly about as bad as MANT, updated Unity spoiled me too much. I hate having to look at what type of points you need then adjusting training based on that. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>575046102
>>575045978So wild that they changed Fuku and Throne into long term evergreen staple cards. Does anyone know how NTR has been doing in autoruns?
>>575046198getting 33 in a few months, same here.
>>575046232NTR sucks unfortunately
>anons are easy
>>575046167I refuse.I lied, I love Taiki, I'll always love Taiki.
>>575046198it's ok, anonI'm sure you'll be a 6'5" trainer in your next life and have your own uma gf, I believe in you.
>>57504619830 here, I knew there was no going back after stumbling upon my first waifu thread
>>575046351Taiki BULLY
>>575045638I am ok with this
>>575045374Mihono Bourbon
>>575046404
I don't care about sex, all I want is to be able to harass Shriaoki-sama for good luck
you guys are joking right...?
maruzensky LOVE
Ardan owes me sex
>>575046470sex
>>575046470
>>5750459733D women are evil incarnate.
>>575046362
>>575046306Yeah, me.
>>575045973>agnes tranny posterI REMEMBER YOU FAGGOTS BEING CRINGE AND GAY BACK FROM MONTH ONE OF THE GENERAL
Playing Dohna Dohna with my chud neet gf to get her moody for sex
So how do I get 3k+ skill points in GL effortlessly like the bot
chills
>>575046667We love BGF around these parts
>>575046470Sex is an abomination created to distract Man from completing the Great Work and ascending to the status of Adam Kadmon. You would understand this if you merely had eyes to see and ears to hear
>>575046232Its interesting honestly. I wonder if that's part of the reason they released this version of autotraining so early, right on the heels of fuku and especially throne.
>>575046421Ok nevermind I don't wanna be gay anymore if it means I have to do it with that CHUD
>>575046813be good at the game or cheat.
I bought some new earbuds from a Chinese company and the system voice is a cute anime girl
>>575046854
>>575045821She's 20, that's young.
>>575046985Umair pods holy shit
bf like this?
>>575046985>>575047040
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/qZjjOK>https://jiggie.fun/qZjjOKhttps://jiggie.fun/qZjjOK>https://jiggie.fun/qZjjOKhttps://jiggie.fun/qZjjOK
auto parent is basically infinite as long as you don't reroll everything.
>>575045978I have Fuku but I don't see any big difference in that
>>575046985>>575047139>>575046752god I wanna fuck the chud out of her so bad
I need Super Creek in my life.
>>575046351where's that one anon who hates ring light reflections?
>>575046470I'm pretty sure they're just doing a bit. I was the most hypervirginal autistic freak and even I eventually got a gf (I literally met her on 4chan actually). It probably helps that I'm 6'2" and white though. Granted she was insane and part of being an autistic retard is that you can't see red flags and you're incredibly vulnerable to BPD mind games so maybe it's better to not.
There will be replies.
>>575047280explode
>>575047202Right? This shit is insane when you have your own GGPs
>>575047328Dia is so easy
How many songs should I have before each concert? 3 for MAX HYPE?
>>5750474234
>>575046919Fuku has a rerun banner coming up. Weird that they didn't do it before the one with Rice Power though if that was the play.
>>575047136Maybe I'd actually become someone's /uma/ bf if they let me bite them like that haha
>>575046992You live in fear as you know you are unable to achieve the divine Rebis, but fear not friend as we can only approximate the true way as the way that can be named is not the true way.
>can't hit UG's in medium-longsIt's so fucking over
>>575047545This seems like Buddhism with extra steps and more convoluted terminology
nice scenario
what are the odds of getting 3* stam and med on dober
Sorry danchou I think I rolled my shoulder at work. The robot is going to have to play for me tonight.>>575047543Hey. You could probably like bite as hard as you want and it wouldn't hurt haha
We literally need to linch the trannies who made the chat filter.
>>575047543>>575047139>>575046985>>575046848>>575046752>>575046667>>575046287>>575046069>>575046006Go the fuck back to umajp
>>575045939big pussy lips
>>5750476793*Stam is 2% if you have 1100 stam3*Med is 1.25% for Dober
Another 6 and a half months til Hishi Miracle....
>>57504767950/50 either you do or you don't.
Insane how botniggers were printing resources 24/7 and all of them got away with it. If cygames gave a shit they would ban the botter accounts, disrupt the clubs that benefitted from them (except those couple /uma/ botters I have to state this otherwise they'll start shitting on my post) and also keep banning the ones doing 12 careers per hour, a day before tallying so that their main accounts are cucked out of carats.
>>575047691Leave your front door unlocked tonight, anon.
>>575047640Such is life for people who actually believe in syncretism a lot of it is Western occultism, specifically Kabbalah. I'm personally closer to "neo-gnosticism" despite not particularly believing in anythingUmamusume: Pretty Derby - Haru Urara Ganbaru!
5 and I wont spend carats for 6 months.
>>575047543If you bit me, I would make sure people saw I was marked
7 and i roll copano lickey right now
where's the ssr ticket
>>5750481202 weeks out
>>5750480957 and you roll for banana falco right now
>>575047716App stores and age rating boards are to blame
Why can't we all be friends?
>>575047971Deal. just wake me up before you start the devouring process I want to enjoy it.
>>575048151Why is Grass a violent Islamist extremist
I haven't gotten anything worthwhile from an autorun. Am I just playing the game wrong?
I'M AUTOING UOOOOOOH
>>575048159Friendship is impossible when we have nothing in common but self-interest
>>575048225parent runs are just beating your head against walls til something magical happens. and since auto doesn't really make consistent SS uma right now (on earlier scenarios right now) you also have worse star rng to fight against.
I told Bobo that I have a thing for robot maids
>>575048352
>>575048074>>575048219I can't handle two of you at once..
FALCO WILL FINALLY SCORE
>>575047937I don't want to wait that long to have sex....
forgot to finish Light Hello's date award
>>575048417Ok fine, rip my heart out and tear it to shreds in front of me. Don't worry about it, I'm fine
Fuck! I forgot to set up the 45 races.
>>575047252
>>575048417Don't show up at the wrong house to find someone disappointing then.
ok but which GL epithet is the swaggiest?
>use 1st anniv voucher + crystal for 3lb Creek Or>crystal for 1lb Maru or 1lb LHMy only ssr spd is Kitasan
i love girls legend u
>>575048556I tried to go above 30 in ura but I found my sta and pwr weren't hitting 600 anymore
>click on training where light hello happens to be 5 times>don't get tokens any of the 5 times>in a rowsimply epic
>>575047926>>575047937>>575047971>>575048352>>575048417>>575048448You have a fucking thread to post these literal who's fuck off already
>>575048674>crystal on LHdefinitely do not do this lol
>>575048143Genuinely, how does Banana Falco compare to Base Falco?Everyone only talks about the Card banner that I have seen literally ZERO discussion of the Uma banner.
>>575048674wait for 1.5 ticket and get lb1 maruzensky, use 1st ticket on creek, roll on the creek banner, save crystal for ramonu wit, borrow tachyon when needed
>>575048739just do all G1s if you're farming parents rather than fans/sashes
>>575048405holy bobo milkers...
>575048764That's it, you're going into the rape chamber
>>575048674>Using crystals on (very) old cardsDon't be a retard
I can't believe I'll have to watch sloptubers to get out of SS hell.
>>575048917Wouldn't like this filename if it were literally anyone else.
ningen love
0% speed growth in GL is actually AIDS
>>575048814Is it worth it to do repeats of G1 races? Like say doing QE2 and Arima Kinen for Junior and Senior?
>>575045630maybe..
>>575048970we're stuck with this for 4 months i'm going to keep the novelty as long as i can
>>575049009You have no rights, you exist only to breed these girls
>>575048541It's fine. I can kill myself too to join with your heart.ok nevermind this bit is so stupid lol
uh oh melty
>>575048917I am the trainer
>>575046198Same at 34. If only Fuji Kiseki was real.
>>575049051No
>>575049051Fuck, I meant Classic and SeniorSince Umas pretty much auto-win the races, I'm wondering if it's even worth repeating G1 races and just leave them open so that your Uma can train for better stats.
>>575045772potato pc friendly
>>575049051Repeats don't help unless fan/sash farming. Higher chance for the race's white spark but affinity is the same.If you're parent running hybrids you can do weird shit such as run takarazuka on classic then teio sho on senior
>>575046587
>>575049089I'd argue with you but this kind of hits right now. Time to be a stallion.
>all that extra specialty priority from lessons>they still never fucking show up where they're supposed tothis game fucking lies to you at every step
Ok, I think I'm starting to get GC. So my general checklist during runs boils down to:>Grab 4 songs before each Concert>Prioritize Friendship Training during Junior>Prioritize Specialty Priority rest of the time>Concentrate on SPD & WIT>Hope Kitasan & Tachyon double rainbow SPD and slam the button>Hope Fine & Wit #2 double rainbow WIT and slam the button>Hope Creek rainbows during Summer and slam the button (This CM at least)>Hope Light Hello recreation happens early>Hope Akikawa actually appears during SPD/WIT training>Hope the distance spark actually happens>Hope the cards finish their eventsAm I missing anything else?
>>575049315If you have +15 specialty rate, your FM shows up on wit 25% of the time instead of 23.08%. It obviously doesn't make a huge difference.
Plan accordingly
>>575049248>>575046587sex
>>575049402hoping is not a checklistthat's like saying>here's my checklist for the lottery>hope that my number gets drawn
>>575049402songs with stat bonuses asap, ones with TE and other stuff BEFORE concerts
where is maya going
>>575048907
Zamn!
>>575049402You need to minmax song effects as soon as possible
>>575049496Teio is a waste of pulls. KS Miracle is good for pace chaser mains since 1LB is enough. One copy of Ancestors is also good so you can borrow.
>>575049493THEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>>575049402what the fuck is GC?
>>575049089>>575049107Go back
>need 3 speed, 1 wit, creek, and LH>but can't keep energy up with just 1 witAHHHHH THIS SCENARIO FUCKING SUCKS PENIS
>>575049761Drop a Speed card for Wit
>>575049496Do frontbros roll Ramonu if they roll for Bourbon wit?
>>575049601maybe trainer should lay off the ramen...
>>575049802Not possible with a 0% speed uma
>>575049887Then bring some Speed sparks
>>575049496Why did you cross out Biko and Brian Power
>>575049827You use them together for Mile/Medium races. Since everyone will be playing lots of front runners and pace chasers in LoH, Bourbon is a good card to pull for everyone.
>>575049861It's better this way
>>575049728Garbage Collector. It tracks which objects are still reachable from application roots and automatically frees memory occupied by objects that are no longer reachable.
>>575049931but then you won't have enough stamina cause it's also a 0% stam uma
>>575049472>my former trainee showed up with another man
>>575049931Not possible for CM17.
>>575049868me on the right
>>575050008evil horse I hate you
>>575049930this made me gosling a bit...
>>575049728Gay Concert
how did they cull the meta fronts like smaru and vb but can't do shit against the xog
>>575049472regret whathis trainee was a jobber and he also gave up
>>575050087Shimakaze cosplay is so lewd...and Suzuka's tits are so small...
>>575050179oguri game
did they raise the fan requirement for the fan fest lvl up in senior late march? How the fuck do you honestly expect 200k fan before that in a post mant world
>>575049728girl cunt
>>575049472Well yeah, he said as much in the date events
>>575049601>>575050004V looks like that???? what a fatso
>>575050150No one except Tama would say that
>>575050179vbourbon is still meta, she's going to be very good in arima kinenxoguri also isn't meta in the 2nd half of the scenario, but she really is quite obnoxious in the 1st half
>>575050283Still better looking than the staygoldtranny
>>575050445I hooked up with xir and it was pretty nice actually
https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2080440853999542554
>>575050327the problem is wit bourbon decimated VB usagesxog's "fix" is to just pretend she doesn't exist and not run CMs where she works
>>575050004>trainer ate too much ramen AND is baldingjust let the hair go trainer, baldpill yourself
>lowrolled shop hardif I'm unable to get tachyon with the last free rolls I guess I'll MLB LH, and also with the free selector I can get Maru to 1LB which would make this 1k+ power, it sucks that without Tachyon you lose on 300+ SP, CB is such a godlike card tho.
It's time.
>>575048220chestnutter
>>575048798yellow has golshi ult with a recovery on dirt and a gold accel but its phase random, original has greens and pp and the ult usually procs right out of early race so I like og more
>>575050725Rickey on my dickey-no, it is Rickey on YOUR dickey this time.
>be 21 KHV>all these 30 something uncs that desire an umawife before ningensis that my future?
>>575050679wait, forgot I bought maestro for unknown reasons, so it's like 100+SP you lose by not using Tachyon
>>575050179There's no oguri card that makes you instawin medium races
>>575050575wit bourbon came out before vbourbon so no idea what you mean. obviously once the new wit card comes out, vbourbon falls off compared to others like valentine ines, but we're not there yet. xoguri eventually falls off because CMs do tracks that don't suit her and newly released umas powercreep her.
>>575050524Go back to your threadStop posting ugly over designed bitches
>>575050816Pretty sure anon means the other wit bourbon that gave gold groundwork
kimi to yume wo cock
>>575050816yes I meant the new wit bourbon with gold GWthat's the one that kills vb. Oguri is STILL at least A tier whenever the track lends itself to her in JP iirc
>>575050794It is either going to be that or 10 years from now you'll be obsessing over some other gacha waifu.
>>575050892You knew what it would beWhy did you click on it
>>575050805well sounds like they should have added one
>>575051051kitasan RAPE
Singing together with Falco!
Can you win with oshi if you try hard enough years after their release, or is this a metaslave game?
Why are stallions so gay? Fillies are nothing like this....
>>575050923the post I replied to suggested that xoguri is still dominant, which won't be the case when the new bourbon wit card releases>>575050949no, she's going to be meta in the first GM CM and a good uma to use in a few LoHs, but she's not going to be anywhere close to her current dominance
>>575045821>I would like it if she were CURRENFUCK YOU
>>575051146it's already a metaslave game
I'm glad they released auto for GL because there's no fucking way I'd want to play it more than once per ace. It is complete ass, honestly think MANT was better almost despite it taking even longer
>>575051165Let girls be girls and then dick both of them down idk what the problem is
Is Masterful Gambit good now, or is it still an "If losing, lose" skill?
Why people hate GL now
>>575051146depends who your oshi is I guesslike if it's tickezo or fuku you're not gonna win shit in 2028
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TTOTT FALCO'S IMMACULATE PITS AND FLAT CHEST PERO PERO
What's the consensus on Grand Concert?
>>575051260True, having your Benis in the middle of their french kiss makes it all worth it
Now that the dust has settled.What are your thoughts on independent training?
no horny
>>575051392cute
I'm sorry, could you please say that again? I couldn't hear
>>575051306sloptuber gaslight>>575051271remains the same
>>575046854>Sex is an abomination created to distract Man from completing the Great Work and ascending to the status of Adam Kadmon.I didn't understand the second half of this statement but my interpretation of it agrees with your sentiment
Any fellow boomers around here?Went on a trip down memory lane, what's your favorite song from before you were born?Mine is American Pie
yeahkeep eating dirt bitch
>>575051389I think it's alright. Very swingy scenario but Light Hello is my favourite uma NPC, the story was great and surprisingly touching and Girls Legend U is one of the best concerts in the game. Very soulful overall. Less godawful menuing makes it feel less shit to play than MANT, but I could write a 10 hour video essay on how MANT is an absolute dumpster fire excuse of a video game so maybe that's not saying much.
if raping, rape
>>575048326I wouldn't come here if I was only interested in myselfPoking at /uma/ general to elicit a response is funny from time to time
>>575051389about as shit as mant but takes less time
>Trashed a run because Light Hello didn't appear even midway during Year 2>Immediately starts a new run and she instantly pops upI'm gonna be going through this for the next couple of months?
>>575051683I'm 31yo. Am I a boomer?
the 5 performance things make me think of aVoCaDo
Tachyon is so silly. Big tits too.
>>575051127Falco and Trainer double-trouble sex
>>575052030Yes but at least your tits should be bigger than Riko's
>>575052027
>>575051924Most runs are dead before you even get to classic year desu
>>575052225>>575052027I smell of Helios sorry
so are parents possible w/ auto? or just for the lazy daily?
Does anyone have the oguri version of this
>>575052296parents in GL, yeah
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2080473037716267318Here's your CM winners
>>575052296yeah it's possible with auto
I can't hit a good stat line how the fuck am I supposed to beat XOguris with my off meta wife when I can't even fucking hit 1600/800/1200/X/1000+
which uma would keep sucking even after you nut?
So in the end who was Our Grand Concert?
>>575052296Falco is wearing something lewd...
>>575052296It's possible but you have to find a sweetspot where you can hit SS while also racing a lot for affinity
>>575052296parents creation and fan runs is all it's good for, was always the idea anyway. for anything else you do manual runs or use LE BOTS
>>575052461>OGCOGuri Cap
>>575052296Unless you want to do MANT I'd argue it's superior to manual. Doing parents manually in GL/Unity they'll randomly job races, they can't get cheeky Sprint wins with E aptitudes, and you actually need stamina and recoveries to win the Tenno Sho Spring.
>>575052448Nishino
>>575052448Diachan
Big HeadBig LuckBIG WIN
>>575052624no one cares tranny
>>575052735wrong thread sis
>>575052463Great Food Festival can't come soon enough
I dated a work colleague for almost a year and it didn't end well.I see Light Hello? I SAY NO
>>575052872>comparing ningen to umasYour problem I'll taste delicious coworker umanko while you watch
>>575052872shoulda dated a DEPRESSED SAD AND LONELY coworker with huge tits
>>575048556I can see dancho and he's grabbing the zipties, belt, car battery, towel and bucket
>>575051683Tail end of the zoomer gen here. I like this rendition of this song specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49bl6FrgZTs
>>575052947>DEPRESSED SAD AND LONELY yes>with huge titsShe had no tits>>575052913Yeah I hate ningen women now
GL just feels like i'm at the mercy of RNG
>>575052324
>>575053024>she had no titsthaaaaaaaaat was your problem then
Why did it suddenly get much harder to get her friendship up?
Do you trust your friends?
>>575053049thanks gwo
Light hello doesn't actually seem that important. Like I get that her effect prints currency when you kiss her and her dates are ok but am I missing something? Why is it important to get her early date milestone for example?
I miss MANTBlazer
>>575053094I don't have any
Guys I think I might be retarded, how do you play Grand Live properly? I thought I understood how you're supposed to play it, but I'm getting umas with shit stat spreads like 1400/800/800/600/800Do I always go for LH and ignore friendship? The other way around? Are there optimal song selections besides the ones that give SP? I don't get what I'm doing wrong
the presentation for GL really sucks outside of the concerts, like unity had the coom explosions and mant and the thrill of summer training giga gains GL is really whatever
>>575053042technically you're always at the mercy of RNG, no matter what, literally how the game functions.but yes, GL being insanely RNG heavy has been known and talked about for months>>575053094my ACTUAL friends? yes
>>575053094If I trust, I have friendsIf I don't trust, they're not my friends
>>575051469maybe I'll consider it if it can print SS with full race schedule>but the fan ru-No
>>575053090I think the extra races (non-goal) used to give friendship for her, I just do the extra training when it shows up now
is the SUPER concert finale really that important?? AM I BRICKED IF I FORGET TO BUY SONGS BEFORE DECEMBERI'M GOING MAD CALSTONE NEKOMAN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
Stop NTRing your trainee with Light Hello
>>575053094Friend (1)
>>575052462Falco sexxo
>>575053328>AM I BRICKED IF I FORGET TO BUY SONGS BEFORE DECEMBERretard
>>575053459I wish there was a tag for "fucking an idol/famous girl while watching a presentation on tv"
Status: 160 pulls 2lb tachyon, no light hello, 90k carats left.At this point I’m just going to 400 (or my next tachyon) unless I get a hit in the next 40
>Most important day of your career.>Your stupid ass toreina forgot to prep songs.
>>575053572How does a trainee punish their trainer?
Please stop.
>>575053459She doesn’t look like she’s having fun, what’s wrong with you
how much does it hurt missing a song for a concert? Can you salvage regular successes?
SUGOI SUGOI
>>575053648bakusexsex with whoever that isstego sexBRIAN SEXOBRO SEXO MARRIAGE
What's even the point of the *Insert Uma here* has joined your Group at the end of each Concert?It functionally does nothing and this ain't Unity where you're literally training up every Uma that joins your team.
>>575053772i never really thought about that. they also show up for trainings and my brain just figured it was unity and filtered them out, but what do they actually do there?
>>575053572>Start of your career>Your stupid ass trainer forgot to send you to run 39 extra races
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/qZjjOK>https://jiggie.fun/qZjjOKhttps://jiggie.fun/qZjjOK>https://jiggie.fun/qZjjOKhttps://jiggie.fun/qZjjOK
>>575052296yes people's parents have been evolving as we speak, it's a godsend for going back and getting a bunch of URA and Unity scenario specific sparks too.
>>575053772No clue, they didn't mention it anywhere in the tutorial. I think it might be some leftover from Unity they started working on but never completed and weren't bothered to take it out.
>>575053676It's top tier umadol training, it's supposed to be rough
>>575053772>Shichi being a sourpuss again
>>575053772More song points when training with themShows up at the special concert too I guess
>>575053908fuck me wrong linkhttps://jiggie.fun/YmXjBy>https://jiggie.fun/YmXjByhttps://jiggie.fun/YmXjBy>https://jiggie.fun/YmXjByhttps://jiggie.fun/YmXjBy
do you call it carpet munching if there's no hair anywhere
>>575054072
>>575053049
>>575053676She doesn’t mind bwo
>>575054072Seiun Sky don't look...
>>575053094What friends? Are you my friend?
show me oguri cap>>575053049no, the REAL oguri cap>>575053679perfection
>>575054218So Trainer did you marry Nishino Flower yet? Haha congrats that means you are in the Nishino family tree now! Do you know what happens when you are in the Nishino Family tree?
>>575054218The Nishino umanko destroyer...Taiki aka the Tomaru Sawagoe of Umamusume
there's no way it takes 50 minutes to train an uma in ura 2.0, does the bot have arthritis or something
>bestest bro in Grand Livelove you, Tachwife
>>575054412at least there's no incest on Taiki's part. had higher standards.
>>575054509I need to lick Tachy's shoulderstraps
>>575051389it's not as grand but better than MANT
>>575054218Is this still technically oyakodon? Like a gigantic layered one?
>>575054378We're FWBs
>>575054498just do it manually gwo
Are you really going to let a bot touch your uma? Are you a fucking freak?
>>575054124Dia propaganda.
>got Dia from paid banner>read her kit>gold on right tracksisn't that super good
these are scams, right?
Very much not looking forward to this.
>post-concert sexnice
>>575054831all the banners there are a scam
>>575054831Not really considering you're getting what you're promisedWhich is, nothing you want
>>575045518I am peddling said propaganda
>>575054831I got a dupe despite having almost no umas so yes they are.
>>575054808So this is what it means to be marked?
oh my god bitch just jerk off already
>>575054843I like the pre-concert ones more
>>575054841Oh. First ticket, that's a first.
>>575045518
>>575054740Join the Satono family
It's not propaganda unless it's done right. Then it's proper-ganda
Reddit Tachyon is significantly reducing my enjoyment of this mode
>>575055213I'm going to propagate with Rudolf
>0% speed growth>0% stamina growthhow the fuck am i supposed to build summer golshi for this dogshit scenario that doesn't give me enough wit but i won't hit speed cap if i don't have 3 speed cards???
>>575055230>reddit shower
>>575055213>it's not unless done right>if not done right it's properAlmost good
>>575055160Why does Sei-chan insist on teasing trainer when she's such a glass cannon
so the Falco alt on the banner is worse than original Falco
>>575054831Before I answer, which region are you from?
Do you REALLY love your trainee?
>>575055316>>5750552304chan Dober
>>575050226Oh my god…
Wife Teio
>>575055423No, that would be improper behavior and a statutory crimeI keep a respectable distance and take care of them as a teacher, a counselor and a trainer, just as I discussed in bed with my girlfriend Akikawa
>>575054831i got bright and smart falcon off this, no dupes
>>575046198Same age, banged a few women off the early days of tinder, and can confirm Umas are better than ningen
>>575055572Good ending...
>>57504619831 and same, animu girls will never betray me
>>575055654This artist is a gold mine
When do we get this
>>575055357Idk but its cute
I found my twin.
>>575055423Yeah.I am proposing as soon as she retires from racing.
>>575055832huh, i thought orfevre had an alt in jp by now
>>575055503If you want a desperate for approval uma, switch to King Halo
>>575055832Stego sexo
>>575054831theyre called scamchas in grub. Ive gotten them from the 500 monthly, first 2 were new umas, but 3 since have been dupes. So, yeah.
>>575055906Kingu is way too first-rate to be associated with us
Anyone got that image of suzuka doing that oral invitation thing? I'm building a folder.
>>575056204i need her ssr speed card when's it come out
>>575056204no one would be aroused by Pokke
>>575054461SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE SEX NATURE
I'M GETTING BETTER STATS IN GL WITH AUTOI DON'T GET ITFUCK YOU POODOLF
i have been using auto for all my careers ever since it dropped, this is what hachimi and sweepy anons were doing and i get it now
>>575056340that's not Suzuka that's a skinwalker
>>575056340Suzie love
>SEVERAL bad puns later
>>575056443glad you finally understand, tama bro
kek what a fraud can't even win cm
Why does Akikawa even show up in Grand Live? Stupid brat just exists to cuck you out of your unique level up. She needs correction.
>>575056340Suzuka flat seduction...
>was top 10 earner in club>now people are doing 5-10M a day with auto>I'm only at 3M a day because I was away from PC for hours and phone lacks space for umaIt's so over... I'm sorry danchou...
>>575056728don't call the URA Finals stupid bwo
>>575056246I'm frankly just as shocked as you that I am. I can't explain, I just am.
>>575056697Taking bunny Suzuka away from the cafe so I can fuck her nonstop
>Runaway SistersIt feels like a bad idea to keep 5 front runners in a room
I expected to completely fumble this CM because I hate training Longs and 3200m is actually ridiculous, but I'm doing surprisingly well. I should probably retrain Orfevre though I'm not sure why she's jobbing harder than the Dream Journey who's pretty much a buff bot. That said, I do like that I'm seeing more variety this CM than last one. Last one was pretty much the same teams over and over and over again. At least this one, while there are Narita Top Road/Brian/Summer Mcqueen spam, it's not nearly egregious as last CM's Almond Eye garbage. I'm actually seeing Mejiro Bright's (Alt), Super Creek (Ninja Alt), hell I even saw a Rob Roy, who shitstomped me, even. Hope it continues to be like this going into tomorrow.
>>575056751>fought for 1st place with another madman for a long time, now he ran the fuck away by spamming runs, getting us back into A solo
>>575056728You need to take the extra training every fucking time.
>>575056948
>>575056728I want to cuddle her.
fuck you
Yae
>>575053772It's a placebo effect to give all the casuals the "oh this is just like Unity, not that mode that I hate MANT!" feel after player numbers dropped. Almost everything in GL can be traced back to a kneejerk reaction to not repeat MANT despite requiring similar, if not higher, levels of optimization.
why is this retard blog posting here
>>575057168Bam
>>575053772the more they stack on your training the more points you get I thinkbut it really doesn't matter who yeah
>>575056204fokke de pokke
what the fuck was Student C's problem?
>>575056751You can get over 1M in a single run, so if they're only doing 5M you can probably squeeze back in with a couple of autos per day.
why is this tranny schizo posting here
>>575056728She appears because i love to see her
hoo hoo haa haa
>>575056204Peak-ke…
>>575056204>>575057281My cock is only semi-hard okay
>>575053772its flavor for the 18 uma Legend U>suddenly 12+ random umas show up to the concert despite never seeing them in the past 3 ingame years
>>575057372
Tachyon and Light Hello free pulls status?
Please post more of the loli director.
>Jungle Baguette
>>575057602Fuck off Tachyon.
>>575057482GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME AND LUNA
4 GL runs today and that fucking alcoholic bitch didn't show up even ONCE for a rainbow training
>>575057282She couldn't C the Light
trying to make anything thats not xoguri for this cm is pain
(You) sure are, bro. You sure are.
>>575057602
its light R MLB as usable as Rikos R MLB
>>575057570I've got one LH and 3LB Tachyon from 200 umazing regular pulls. Gonna wait for the rest of the free pulls which haven't given me anything yet. I just need one of either one and I can pity pull the other one.
>>575057838no lol
>>575057582Director Akikawa is an adult woman
>>575057549Me as Rickey's stepping stool
>>575057838riko R was fine because the main appeal of riko was the stamina/energy from recreationLH R is bad because you use LH primarily for her energy cost reduction on trainings
One of the greatest characters ever created.
no really what does he get out of blogposting here when no one is even responding to him? there is literally a thread of people who actually play that version why not go there
>/uma/ is already deadAre we already done talking about the new scenario?
>>575058189actually true, unlike the maya faggot
>>575058189what does she even do
>>575058228I'm out of borrows. I'll be back to bitch about how GL sucks again tomorrow
>>575057723
>>575058246shut the FUCK up brian
>>575057298Only if you use Oguri or El. I already have enough fans and bond on them.
i hate how sweepy is still more efficient than the dogwater auto training we gotcygames are genuinely a bunch of retards
>>575058196Go to /umajp/ and look at how many posts are about the game in the last hour. Would you even know there's a cm on for them?
>>575058067I don't get it
>>575058358retard. also buy an ad, cheater.
>>575057570Not logging in and saving my pulls for Teio Wit
>>575058228>auto is good>GL is shitWhat else is there to talk about
how do you get the full version of Girl Legends U?
Is there implied sex scene in Light Hello support card events? Both SSR Tazuna and Riko have it (spending the night together)
THERE GOES MY HEROWATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>>575058420why would i buy an ad? i dont own anything i just mentioned the program
>>575057281Alright time to jakc off
>>575058573super sex with mom and daughtersex with daughtertriple oyakodon
Which points should I be prioritizing assuming I get 2 different rainbows that give 2 different things?
>>575058630Me watching from the outside
>>5750575700LB Tach and nothing else from 200 actual pulls
I fucking hate curren chan and I fucking like smart falcon
Just opened the Steam version of the game for the first time in a couple mo ths and it said it needs to download 14gb of data. Is that actually gonna steal a ton of space on my C drive or is it just overwriting old data?
oyakodon with mambo and northern taste
>>575045279>food analogy
>>575058786
>>575058786we know falcon
so cygames just releases new scenarios that instantly brick your acc if youre poor?
>>5750575701LB hello, zero tachyonsI'm only doing 1 spark though, I resigned myself to not give a fuck about tachyon and it paid off
What makes Round Falco so strong compared to her other alts?
>>575058786I like hate fucking curren chan and I smart falcon
Tama sex.
>>575058387just because your dog shit thread doesn't talk about the game doesn't mean you come to ours to blog you flagrant retard
>>575058253she does me
>>575058925Not allowed.
>>575058798BothReinstall entirely if you want a small filesize
>>575058975huge tiddies
>>575058798overwriting
>>575058925peroperopero
>>575058975that's rape
>>575057570Went ahead and finished my 400 rolls just now
>>575058979Why the hell not!?
>>575059034
900 stam + 1 gold is fine for a late, right?
>>575059146Yeppers
>>575059061retard
>>575058786Curren is a nice girl
So are we going back to Unity for CM17?
>>575058786everyone is saying this
>>575058228I am busy having cygames mandated sex with my official wife Light Hello
>>575058930I'm not even the "blog poster" you schizo.
>>575058786Absolutely everyone is saying this
>torena-san can just call Akikawa if he wants to ask a favordid I miss something or why does torena-san have this much power?
>>575059327the director is my onahole
>>575059278Probably notPeople are starting to learn the scenario
>>575058537You fuck in her childhood home
>>575059327The benefits of dating Tazuna
>>575059327Akikawa will do anything if you frame it to be good for umas.
>>575058919spheres are more aerodynamic
>>575059421>akikawa, I need to impregnate silence suzuka. it's for the better in the long run
>>575059232That's not nice.
>>575059278if you're not a whale, probably
>>575059519Suzuka tried this first but Akikawa didn't budge until you did it too
>>575058975sweaty umas are the best
>>575059327have you seen the scenario link umas? Tracen is just happy the autists and one alcoholic are his problem. also Falco is present.
Onee-chan…
>>575059626>akikawa, i need to impregnate you. once i do, you'll realize why i need to impregnate suzuka
>>575059278If you can beat 1600 Speed Oguris with 1300 Speed Unity umas go ahead
>>575059629halo boobies...
>>575059061congwats sis see you at the concert
>>575059669me standing behind Mayano
>>575059654>no hishiama-nee>no nice natureblasphemy
>>575059669me on the left
>>5750589190.55 velocity ultEvolved ConcentrationTHH but it fires twicebetter Head-On (Mile)better Head-On (Medium)
>>575059519>WHAAAAAAAT? YOU WOULD GIVE AWAY YOUR VIRGINITY TO YOUR TRAINEE AND TAKE RESPONSBILITY?>I'M DEEPLY MOVED! HERE, TAKE 500,000 YEN AND GO TO THE FINEST LOVE HOTEL IN JAPAN!
Akikawa owes me money she keeps avoiding me and my phone calls if someone sees her walking around campus please tell me
Have not attempted GL yet because I’ve been too busy parent farming. What am I missing?
is it normal to get a panic attack every time you get a (You)
>>575059809Please be in London
>>575059939being confused shit pissing and cumming from anger
>>575058919giga speed ultconcentration with .2 accelcurrent speed + accel on spurt
>>575059939nyothing because you should be waiting for free pulls to be over>>575059961this but when it's some jannie message I've never had a positive interaction with a moderator anywhere
>575059961u tell me
>>575059961hey
>>575059961no?
>>575059654I can't read this
what is this trio called?
>>575059961
>>575059654>had to crop big heads head to fit into the group
>>575059961What a cute nonny
>>575060127will /uma/ watch her die in star blossom?
>>575060094t.
Oh what the hell this is going to be extra annoying on GL
>>575059296Only those with MLB Light Hello are allowed
>>575059327Trainer is the best trainer they have on staff.Of course you get perks....You HAVE gotten all the trophies and saw the scene where akikawa is essentially jerking you off(metaphorically of course) right?
>>575060126Chaotic, Lawful, Neutral
if you could only fuck your MLB non-welfare SSRs I'd be in big trouble
>>575059629wet/sweaty anything is the best
>>575059629This looks like it's drawn by toge-toge / suisei artist but could be a slop
sprinters and milers are the sexiest and most fertile medfags do not reply go worry about your stamina
what is the sweet spot to acquire both G1 schedule and SS rank on auto
>>575060276>he didnt get the scene where she literally jerks you off yetngmi
>>575059654>top umas you'd want to leave marooned on a desert island
you guys are achieving higher than A+ on auto?
>>575060157succubus
What's the point of hiring a famous VA if the lines you give her are just grunts and single word responses?
>>575058189I want to "cheat" on my trainee with Meek
>>575059654ines is the #1 most underrated umashe's so FUARKING cute
>>575060547try putting in decent cards and run in GL
I can already see next CM will have Aoharu aces instead of GL ones because people can't figure out how to play it
Sex with (Belno) Light (Hello).
>>575059327We've never seen the torena ask Akikawa for something that would be bad for Tracen or the umas, it just looks that way.
Capping all of your trainees stats let you bed the director.
I love my wife.
>>575060702They will all lose because you can't beat them in speed
>>575060667That's my fetish
fuck it i'm using my auto mode roided up gold shity as my debuffer
>>575060667It's multi-purpose. Lets you bait in the people who will play a game because their favorite seiyuu is in it AND lets you cheap out on paying the seiyuu a bunch because they don't have many lines
What's the Power requirement for Mile in GL?Last Mile CM we had 900 was the minimum 1100 for the next one then?That seems okayRight...?
>>575060798Okay but how do i become her trainer?
just gooned to Still in Love and stayed hard after busting
>My best friend was a total loser who gave up on her dreams, and I organized a ridiculously large event just to reach out to her and let her know how much I cared about her!This is literally the same thing Etsuko did in TB, but everyone hates her story and loves Light’s. What gives?
>>5750610001200 or die, you need the full powered buff thing they added
>>575061110etsuko is ugly ningen
>>575061108#GutsBuild
>>575061145>you need the full powered buff thing they addedThe accel you get from that is so shit until you get to around 1300s
are we buying?https://x.com/i/status/2080490277278761132
>>575061145How the hell do you get 1200 PWR with only 2 SPD cards? Even with sparks, I just barely miss the threshold
>>5750611101. Light Hello has fat tits2. MANT is what's hated, not Etsuko
>>575061319Why would you take only 2 spd cards?
>>575061000>last mile>900bwo...
>>5750611101. MANT sucked2. Light Hello is hotter3. Everybody actually gets into the concert mood to sing to their fans rather than just 100 times more because.. that's the scenario!4. MANT sucks ass5. There's an actual story between the scenario link characters and you as well instead of a blurb about 'you're racing your trainee too much'6. MANT sucks ass7. Light Hello is hotter8. Etsuko herself is not hated but calling MANT her "story" is like saying Beginning of a New Era is Cafe's story9. Bourbon sex
>>575061110Because Etsuko didn't have a Pal Card where we could Date her
>>575060239KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575057570160, 2lb tachyon, no light hello. Guess I’m going to 400
Oguri's legacy
>>575061397because 1 wit card is not enough to have enough energy to buy all the fucking crap I need in this mode
>>575061145Uhoh......My PWR/Mile parents are near nonexistent & bad tooI've been coping with SPD/Mile or Wit/Mile for my parents
>>575061524
Has a list of SS-Viable auto decks been compiled anywhere?
>>575061585I get so much fucking energy from this mode I have to deliberately not take Energy mastery effects to justify clicking on recreation with Hello
>>575061110Organizing the event actually takes effort Mant event was just you race -> you get points > you participate in ura finale v2
>>575045978Haru and SR sweep give more SP if you don't care about the hints
>>575061110I hate Light's if that makes you feel better. She upstages the scenario links who are already upstaging our trainee. At least with MANT's barely existent story your uma got to be the star.
>>575061684Energy mastery is a bait anyway. Too expensive. Only really worth it if you have excess tokens somehow or you're mid-summer.
Did you rolla for MLB Tachyon?
>>575061792I liked the vibe of grand concert a lot overall, but TB was at least “your horse is so great” this one is “oh and they exist I guess”But I love falcooooo so
I haven't played manually ever since the auto trainer dropped, but also meant I'm racking up on fans
>>575061845I took energy mastery almost every time it showed up and I had 19 songs by the end
>>575061848YesI did roll for itI didn't get itKill me with your thighs Pokke
>>575061524>>575061604
>>575061848Working on it bc I skipped all of tb ssr and have no mlb speed that isn’t kita ;-;
>chronogenesis now updates every 5 minutesBoo. I like it better when it updated at a set time every day. There's the anticipation.
>3 songs wowie i just wasted my time
>>575061848hmmm nyo my free spark gave me lb2 hello so I'm skippan and sitting on my 100k carats (all of which going into umarolling)
>>575061848I have MLB Tachyon locked down, the only question is how high can the last of my free pulls push LH. Currently she's at least 2LB.
>>575052696Haya love!
>>575062089Then check it every other day instead of every 5 minutes?
we're about to have some steamy and nasty ningenpyoi and you umas can't stop us
>>575062192American spotted
>>575062159Nooo...
>>575061848Not yet, but soon I'll reach pity with the free rolls and maybe spend 2 crystals and will be done. I'm ignoring Gaslighto Hello, despite all these claims that she is mandatory, all she really does is help a little in Junior year, and give a gold skill, she is completely ignorable. Tachyon on the other hand is an amazing card.
>>575062159No.
>>575061397Was it not 2 SPD/3 WIT? Feels like my WIT caps at 700 with only 2 cards, and one of those is 3LB Finemo.
it's recommended everywhere to bring a gold recovery to CM17 but where the fuck are you supposed to get one from? especially if it's a front, you can't fit creek anywhere because you NEED 3spd/2wit/LH. are we supposed to run Tosen Jordan speed???
palmer
>>575061110who the fuck is Etsuko?
50 MINUTES IS TOO LONG RESPECT MY TIME CYNNNIIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS
Please no gaslight, I'm retarded and autistic. What's the difference between the three?
>>575062127RNG of this event is so fucking bad, will GM be the same?
>>575062127>support chain event frequencyI never pick this up, how does this shit even work? is it even worth it or is it a cope?
>gachasloppers begging for respectkek
>>575062365stamina or guts focus I thinkbalance is really bad for some reason
umapyoi with the director
why nobody simps for EBAYAN
>>575062332
>>575062457Nobody unironically simps for fraudsCheck Sirius
>>575062396It's a must buy, your run is bricked if your events don't finish
>>57506235110 carats to instantly finish auto training.
They should just buff MANT instead, fuck this stupid game mode
>>575062309Maybe on a 20% speed uma, on most you need 3 speed to hit 1600. 2 wit if they are both decent mlb SSRs can hit 1k to 1.3k wit without issues on 0% umas.
>>575062332Gyaru love
>>575062396I bought it early and had no chains finish and I haven't ran another career since because I'm waiting for free pulls to be over before I spark/crystal tachyon and play the scenario (for real)
>>575062514Sirius is popular with the reddit lesbians who want her to spit on them and step on their balls unironically. Normal people look at that and go:>What a rude bitch, I’m gonna hang out with Neicha-san instead.
>>575062625>wah wah wah I can't figure out the new mode in a day spoon feed me daddy cybucks
>>575062314Drop maru speed, stick with kita tachy>but where do I getHints come from parents, hopefully you've been looping those dirt ggps>my trainee has shit growthsggezYou could go with just tachy and maru and hope for a highroll...
>start run>1/1/1/1/1>next turn>1/1/1/1/1>next turn>1/1/2/1/0
You can't auto run URA? the fuck
>>575062640SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXGYARU SEXON THE BEACHGYARU SEX ON THE BEACHTANNED GYARU SEX ON THE BEACH
>>575062705But I already figured out the game mode. Just press rainbows like you're a monkey.
>>575062531boner inducing outfit
>>575062720>Drop maru speedi stopped reading here, you dropped your oguri
>>575056027What level of consent are heart eyelashes?
>>575062720Maru Speed is literally more important than Tach her TE and Power Bonus is the only reason your Stam and Power is not garbage
>>575062874None, just the way I like it
bwo your supposed to control the RNG by channeling, uh, Qi, or something
>>575062810You know you cant run all your specialist cards all the time, right?
>>575062964thanks rickey i will do that next run
>>575062743Oops, I must have smeared my hand to slide it back into a normal career-15 TP and -1 TP30 award
>>575062964Here's to go even further beyond.
>>575061110Uma Pussy.
>>575062964I'm gonna channel my Qi directly into Rickey's womb
>>575063126what happened to Vodka and Scarlet?
>>575062964Rearrange your furniture dumbass
>>575062314Front runner? Bring a Suzuka card.Xoguri? It's in the kit.Stamina? A lot of it from sparks.You don't like any of these? Just stack some whites.Light Hello is not as mandatory as this thread would make you believe if you have other top tier cards. And depending on your uma's growth stats you can maybe ditch either 1 spd or 1 wit.
>>575063197a lot of things
>>575063121falcotard....
>>575063197Aston Machan TRAPPED and BETRAYED them
>>575063121Actually it wasn't you that did that
>>575063037when it's a FRONT specialist card with a mandatory FRONT gold skill and mandatory FRONT hints you'll obviously want to use it when training FRONTS. you ape.
>>575063197Resting after I pounded their umankos.
how do I parent loop
Light Hello does nothing for me. She's too desperate.
>>575063387Vodka is not like that ..
Natie is going to kill all our aces
next thread will be comfier
>>575063316I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>575063458Just like you, nonny!
>>575062927If Maru acts like a 100 spec prio card for 2 years sure you can get to the part where she shinesEven then you're expecting all of your TE cards to land on summer stam training along with maru to reach decent stamina. If all cards land on stam in senior december you're getting maybe 25 stam because of lv2 facility, no friendship bonus and no friendship training effectiveness from songs
>>575060714I like saggy umas who do this pose
I now completely understand why japs rated GL so low
>>575063465All umas desire being dicked.
>>575063232>depending on your uma's growth stats you can maybe ditch either 1 spd or 1 witmy 2 fronts are Falco and Rickey, the former has 20% spd but Maru's 35 priority makes that agony to hit with only 1 other speed card. the latter has 20% wit but Bourbon is mandatory and is an awful stat stick, so 2nd wit is needed. i'm seeing that my only choice is swapping kita for welfare suzuka
>>575063597I HATE CURREN
>>575063538I am desperate for Laurel
>>575063705Rice...wouldn't say this.
I’m surprised Urara isn’t a scenario character for GL. She’s one of the few umas who’s perfectly fine with not being center-stage and just being a background dancer. Shouldn’t SHE be advocating for why Students A, B, and C should just stop complaining and do the funny dance?
>>575063465Vodka is very much like that
>>575063553Spe prio is the biggest meme in the game
>>575063538Suck on a shotgun faggot.
Time to get dirty.
I just realized most of spanish speaking Uma fans are Argentinians, I thought they were mexicans i hope those spanish speaking mutuals didn't get mad at me after i shit talked their football team during World Cup
>>575063992Vodka my beloved tomboy gf...
>>575063992why are ningens so wimpy
Imagine having sex with Oguri, who is your childhood friend... But how did you have sex with her in the first place??You always have adored Oguri. Well, it's better to say that you have a "Crush" on Oguri. You have been together since Childhood, you have seen her struggling to even stand, losing heart and hope about ever standing, you even told her straight up to give up... But she didn't and when she got better and better, you found yourself drawn in to Oguri's resilience. At age 16, you developed a crush on your Childhood friend. Well, it is considered normal because you are entering Puberty and all... Seeing the honest and hardworking Oguri, you promised yourself to help her shine even brighter, in the name of both love, and friendship.So, you studied hard, promising to Oguri that both of you will become partners. She happily accepted your offer with an innocent smile in her face. The road was bumpy, but Thankfully, the goddesses bestowed upon you great intelligence that helped you skip a couple of grades and you went directly into your trainer studies and finally became one of the most youngest trainers in Japan at 19.Oguri, being a year younger than you, also finally went into Tracen Academy, but only the Kasamatsu Branch, so you told Director Akikawa herself that you want to transfer to Kasamatsu as a trainer. She asked you why? But you simply answered that your childhood friend is waiting for you. Akikawa laughed and let you transfer to Kasamatsu, she even gave you a pass, if you ever want to also transfer to Central also.So here you are, back at Kasamatsu. Where, after finding Oguri, who has matured considerably, you can't help but marvel just how beautiful your Childhood friend is. But you snapped yourself back and locked in.
>>575063992Vodka got impregnated that night.
>>575063641>the latter has 20% wit but Bourbon is mandatory and is an awful stat stickShe is not if you prepared your race start combo parents with ignited spirit wit + dodging + groundworks + prudent.She has been a dead card for a while, the 0.2 accel she provides is not worth absolutely tanking your wit stat. She has a bit more value in this scenario because she also gives concentration, but with the stamina requirements of this CM I'd rather take a Suzuka to take the golden recovery at the end.
Boyasumi
>>575064220It's fine Anon. I'm sure they're so happy about finally getting a bit of petty, trivial revenge on the britbongs for stealing their land and sinking their navy that they've already forgotten whatever it was you said.
>>575064318id rather sex with belno light
>>575064220It's fine as long as it's genuine and you can give and take it
>>575063641Early lead is fine if you have the positional combo. Parent farming is just one button every 50 minutes now with auto training so you should be rocking your own parent with wit+pd+dd. I wish I got Seiun Wit SR MLB during my pull for Tachyon/LH, that card is infinitely better than Bourbon Wit.
>>575063641CM17 is 2 kilometers, TTL is probably optional.
I hope Cygames makes us a widget that shows how much time we have left on training
>>575064905https://search.brave.com/search?q=countdown&source=desktop
You don't need as much wit for 2000m there's no downhill mode
>>575064970Oguri...
>>575064579>you should be rocking your own parent with wit+pd+dd.Hahaha...
G-Good enough...
>>575065167>>575065167>>575065167
>>575064967I want a cute themed widget that has my uma running and the clock that starts with a button press in app not just some skanky ass internet countdown
>NTRsomeone bake again she's not even relevant in GL anymore
No one counterbaking? /uma/ has fallen
>>575064970oguri is not sexy
>>575065987I would but too lazy
>>575060148DON'T SHAY THAT...!
>>575064346
I almost posted in the *** thread make a new one
