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I HATE GL
Dirty umas
Bouncing my cummies into Curren's umanko
>the auto training is better than getting skills than meAm I just a stat monkey
>>575065348hot
>>575065348someone has to have the secret discord for anna anon uma r34 stuff
Do not talk about fucking your uma coworker beyond this point.
Man what a good time to fuck my uma coworker.
Man what a good time to fuck my uma boss.
>>575065514
wahey
>>575064417sex with luna channysex with airsex with teiosex with ruleroyakodon x 2
Digitan rabu!
>>575065514Wouldn’t every uma on campus instantly know that you and your coworker fucked just by your scent? Think of your poor trainee who has to get bathed in that smell every time she meets you!
how is EBAYAN a fraud when she has large tits
>>575065724DIGITAN SEXO
>>575065313>chooses to zero out a token type>gets punished>blames gameso sad
>>575065785Only sore losers call her a fraud
>Wake up to light hello next to you>She's sweaty and keeps trying to cuddle>You are late for work and can't shower>Marked
I like the ones with flat chests.
>>575065943>Marked
What is energy mastery?
man Red Desire is so fucking hot, pun intendedhttps://x.com/i/status/2080211338572546345
>>575065826SorryEbayan is a Nepobaby AND a fraud, sorry
>>575066086But that's Still...
>>575066086>red desire>posts a SIL figure?
>>575066086
>you know, falco gets scenario bonus, next cm is dirt, let's make a falco for once>remember that front runners are cbt to make without triple looped parents with 3* groundwork each and a perfectly curated support deck>regain my common sense and go make digitan againPhew, almost slipped up there.
/uma/ turned on GL faster than the world turned against Argentina this WC
>>575066234It gets easy once gold groundwork comes, but at that point front is dead.
>>575066236Then bite this *unzips dick*
>>575066149Don't say that...
post something sleepy
>>575066240>0 shots>0 on target>>575066234you have 5 cards that give groundwork now how many did you need
>>575066240I don't get it, I get consistent SS+, UGs on Unity, but getting S, S+ during my runs. Pretty sure I might be missing something.
OI DIGITANG GET YO ASS OVER HEREMY MANDATED 9* UMA STAN GP AUTO RUNOKAY SEE YOU IN 50 MINUTES BYE
I realised I have a 2nd Murmur Uma on my account.I think I'm gonna do itI'm gonna run Oguri double Stam debuffer
KIMI TO
>>575066369I still wanna lick her donuts and glaze her insides until I dirty her with my seed, just stating the facts
>>575066392>you have 5 cards that give groundwork now how many did you needThere's no deck space to run the two that give Groundwork guaranteed, and I don't feel like gambling on hints and inspirations to have a non-bricked run when I'm already doing that for distance.
>>575066392>only one of those is good>it's not guaranteedLmao
Why people say that EBAYAN is a fraud?Her design is sex INCARNATE, far more than Orfevre or Katsuragi Ace Kai.
>>575066646Sirius is also a fraud and also one of the sexiest umas ever, that doesn't change the fact she's a fraud
>>575066371
Who has that one pic of Tony Soprano yelling and defending an uma who I think was Urara? For some reason I need to see that today
next jiggie https://jiggie.fun/fg_uRB.>https://jiggie.fun/fg_uRBhttps://jiggie.fun/fg_uRB>https://jiggie.fun/fg_uRBhttps://jiggie.fun/fg_uRB
still got 2 SSR vouchers to use up, wondering whether to put it on dupes or something new
Cute...boy?
>>575066895>orange gremlin4 and no more jiggles
>>575066498HASHIRI KISOI GOORU MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOI YUME GA KITTO KANAU NARAANO HI KIMI NI KANJITA NANIKA WO SHINJITEHARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARE HASHIREAH SHOURI EEEEEEEEEEEE
>>575066817
>GL Auto with MLB Tachyon and Hello gives you SS uma with 3500 skill points yeah, parent runs are forever solved
>>5750669397 and you must make Fuku your next long CM ace
>>575066948Thanks anon saved
>>575066963i dance like this
>>575066963go wife girl, go!
>>5750670257 and your next jiggle is Haru urara4 and you next jiggle is Haru urara porn
I have been autoing for a while with zero pal cards and my trainee keeps getting maverick hints because I told her to.Is she telling random men or other trainers to fuck off?
>>575066946Roleplaying as Laurel again
>so far I got lb3 tachyonIs this enough at the very least to auto GL for parent farming purposes?
>>575066927
Where are the good Firm Resolve + DD + Groundwork parents...I NEED FIRM RESOLVE OR MY FRONT IS BRICKED
>>575067138YOU DON'T PUT KETCHUP ON THE TOP OF THE BUN
>>575067183HAVE YOU TRIED IT?MAYBE IT'S GOOD
>>575067083Nobody won in the end
>>575066234Digitan must be run at all timesShe is the legendary all-rounder. No battlefield is closed to her!
>>575067112Nothing of the sort!!!That was a different person posting with Laurel earlier UNRELATED TO ME !
>>575067183you do when you want your boy uma to be sexy and arousing
>>575067158>pp+dd+gw+fr+rs:isw+ +3greens minimum parentMan playing FR is a humilliation ritual
>>575067248chevacchi so cute and soft
>>575065167this wouldn't be happening in a dia-chan scenario
>>575067293so truuuuuuuu
brosGL is kind of boring, isn't it?
>>575067248>>575067293titty boy
xoguri pace or late for CM? need to know for my debuffs to hit her properly
>>575067387>get to stare a Light Hello's tits every few turnsit's not so bad
>>575067387Light Hello is not a stallion...THIS IS DOCTORED!
>>575067432pace
Just got written up for calling umamusume feet "hooves", they really don't like when you do that
>>575067387I want to break my jaw trying to fit Light Hello's boobs in my mouth
can we all just agree to fast forward to Grandmasters
>>575067257Too real Why am I even putting myself through this instead of just making a Pace/Late insteadThis is even more awful than it was before now...
>>575067665At least it's not too late to pivot to a less worse racing styleI decided I'd go pace because I didn't get CB, Wit Neicha or Summer Maru, but I did get some Tachys so it has to be fate
The 4 songs before the 1st concert is such a pain in the ass.
TACHYON LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>575067387Literally made for babymaking sex
2nd try at GC/GL, no fast learner or many double wit rainbows, could've skipped out on prof of curvature for other skills since I already have two corner skills at OO, and mixed power and stamina sparks but still borrowing creek.>>575067432For debuffs you want to run dominator, 564 escapades+keen eye and hesitant pace, front and maybe late because XOguris has 4 recoveries this time 2 of them can be golds
>>575067972sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>575067927Tight tight
When do I get to train her Sundays?
>>575068006can you elaborate?
when are they going to add the p2w subscriptionsthe ones that give you 5x spark rerolls, spark selector, extra MLB card borrow and shit
>>575067993>could've skipped out on prof of curvature for other skills since I already have two corner skills at OOwhat?
Why, yes, I'm playing Umamusume. How could you tell?
>>575068139[distance] corner and [run style] corners when double circled give more speed and last longer than curvature
mehauto struggles too much to hit SSsweepyyyyyy! come here
>>575067138>>575067183Artist that has never eaten a burger in their life, possibly AI...
Okay so if I'm understanding this correctly>you should aim for 4 songs before each concerts because a 5th song requires you to buy 5 techniques>songs that give you skill point bonuses are priority, ideally in early career>vocal points are not important and you mainly use it as disposable income>make sure akikawa's friendship gauge is at least in the green>save recoveries before summer campMy only issue is how tf are you supposed to hit high stamina
>>575068312Why the fuck would you lie about easily disprovable information? Curvature is .35, double-circle is only .25
is D aptidude worth scheduling races for in auto?
>>575068462/uma/ is full of retards who will not open gametora
>>575068475yeahturf A mile D is gooddirt D and mile A is goodmile D and dirt D is a gamble
>>575068475If they are non consecutive, yeah. If they are 3rd or 4th race in a row, no chance.
>>575068421
>>575068312Are you the gaslighter that would throw a shitfit the moment someone disproved your post?Only hint I have is because your posts was abyssmal.
do we have a deck that hits 600 stamina, 27 races and also SS on auto
>>575068541So? Is that right? ANSWER ME
I still don't know how GL works, am I dumb?
what are the new late surger/dirst skills to put on the auto training preference?
>>575068421>My only issue is how tf are you supposed to hit high staminaMostly from sparks
>>575068129i wont, fuck you. i will fuck teh shit out of you as well
>>575066723fuck youEbayan IS NOT a fraud
> No bro you need SSR Light Hello or you're fucked!The SR card does the same exact shit for giving you tokens, I don't know where this "half income" stuff came from, maybe some old JP thing. What you miss on is some card stats and the gold skill, she is comparable to 1lb SSR.
FUCK YOU
>>575068462>>575068548>>575068516Have you considered that I just forgot and also was only half wrong. The point still stands that I could've spent the 300+ SP from a no corner adept hints curvature on other skills.
>>575068837>forgetting about the energy discount on rainbow
>>575068837>not posting his own run
>>575068852Hi
How come I've never seen the auto training get prof of curvature? is it stupid
>>575068619THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST
>still getting S+ on OGCmaybe I'm too retard for this game
>>575068852haha oguri is fat
>>575068312Ok but, why would you not just take both? Get double circle corners AND prof of curvature?
>>575068837you forgot to say that double circle x corner gives more speed than curvature
>>575068891Enjoy>>575068874I have so much energy in this fucking scenario I end up not even doing the recreation events, I don't know what you guys are doing
>>575068962>ultra whaleOpinion discarded
>>575068962I kneel Buhi-sama...
>needing gold playtime's overlmao just double circle your PTO retard you don't need the SSR version
are these auto animations representative of what the career is choosing as I watch them? why is my uma not training with any friends and only doing stam training on balanced god dammit
>>575068962Thanks for the help anon, instead of getting Light Hello, I'll just get MLB NN + FM + Maru and borrow Tachyon.
there is no double circle version...!
>>575068619its right for the most part yes
>>575068541>>575068641TY, back to parent building then.
>>575069307I think I like Tarumae out of the 3, I won't go to Tomakomai though.
All of my GL runs has been a Unity sidegradeShould I just stay in Unity? I feel like I get higher highs with my cards there>>575068962Why the Windy card? Is she actually good outside of mant?
>>575069307kiss the granny
>>575069428You are going to lose everything to 1500+ spd umas
>>575068475>https://jiggie.fun/fg_uRBYes. Random umas should be doing Sprinters Stakes because sometimes they win.
>>575068962relatable deck moment
>>575068758>*Fraudchecks you*
>>575069428>Why the Windy card? Is she actually good outside of mant?It's my best usable spd card. I had NTR but she is a brick now.You can draw the conclusion from the images that LH is whatever but Tachyon is a really fucking good card if you want.
What does the gl spark give? Could it be worth it to finish parents there?
>>575069428She's good for autoparenting, but I'm surprised she's even being considered for manual GL runs since her RB was the main reason people ran her in MANT.
which one to buy (if i had the tokens)
>>575069687specialty priority
>>575069656it's only good in autoplay because of SP and stats, if you want a good scenario spark you have to manually... play MANT
>>575069687Top1
So what should I be aiming for in GL? Like we had spirit bombs in Unity and Empowering+Weights in MANT, what's the GL equivalent that I should be focusing on?When should I buy lessons/songs? Because I usually buy it right before the concert but I don't think that's the right wayAlso how do I get the "I Wanna Win With You" skill?
>>575069687the first one at a glance but it depends on the state of your run tbdesu
>>575069653How do you not have Sweepy?
>going for another run mon monsieur?>i have saved the last parent that you used sir at your service>and of course the last borrowed parent my good sir>W-W-WHAT? WHUH? HAH???? YOUR LAST BORROWED SUPPORT CARD??? UMMMMMMM UUUUUUHHHHHHHH WHAT BORROWED SUPPORT CARD HUH?? BWUH?? HMMMM???? WHAT? BWO WHAT WHAT WHAT UH OH YEAH OF COUSE SUPPORT CARDS UH NYOOOOOOO I CAN'T DO THAT SIR UMMMM UHHHHH YEAH I CAN'T DO THAT BRO BECAUSE MAYBE THE SUPPLIER SWAPPED HIS SUPPORT CARD OUT (just like parents btw) WE GOTTA BE SURE WE NEED TO CHECK AGAIN SO NO SAVING NO MEMORY MY SIR MY APOLOGIES HERE PICK THEM AGAIN (doesn't fucking show up) UUUMMMMM WHOOPSIE SIREE WHY DON'T YOU REFRESH THE SUPPORT LISTS?? (doesn't fucking show up again) AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PREASE UNDERSTRAND SMALL INDIE COMPANY WE DON'T HAVE SERVERS FOR THAT AAAAAAA
*sighI guess I'll do another Falcon run.
is it retards hour or something?waddup with these abysmal posts
>>575069136True falcorb went straight to the sphere version none of that 2d xy shit
>>575069779good post
>>575069840grand live moment
>>575069840Any hour is retard hour when you're around.
>>575069840wanna smooch or something
>>575069840Making shit up like double circle corners being faster than curvature, or not needing Light Hello without disclosing your MLB NN FM Maruzen is more fun than playing Grand Live
>>575069760Sweep is not a significantly better card
>>575069994retard
Someone stop me from dropping money for Light Hello porn
>>575069923Umama wouldn't offer a smooch, skinwalker...
>>575070026if you do, catbox it to us
>>575069738Please help, anyone...
>>575070026Just pay an escort to dress up as her
>>575070026why? Lots of drunk grope/rape porn already
I just got this oguri from my auto grindwhat should be the next step to make use of it?3* stam and 2* medium seems extremely valuable but i'm not sure how to set it for the next parent
>>575069738buy currencybuy lessons if they don't fuck up your economy or have shit you wantuse songs if they provide immediate benefits (stat bonuses rather than the +5% te which applies after the song)be really good at singing, however even auto managed to do it when I borrowed tachyon and ran 2LB LH so there's that for your mission
>>575070167You just don’t get it >>575070179Touche, I can just look up on pixiv. Thanms for saving me 200 bucks
>>575070017Intelligence chases you but you're too retarded to comprehend multipliers.
>>575070026maybe an /uma/ anon will draw/slop it for free
>>575070179proofs?
>>575070026commission the best JP artists you can find willing to do uma porn
>>575070282you will accept my concession
>>575070280>>575070313look at dokuneko noil if that's your thing
>>575070313There’s a small doujin where light hello is getting fucked by a gyaruo, and since she isn’t based on a real horse (allegedly) she’s free game for porn
>>575069779
>>575070282But the sp!!!!
I fucking hate all of you
>>575069840No motivation for people to play from those who missed out on getting the first Ms Victoria, current CM is Hogslop and deboofs, and not actually playing the game because of independent training skill looping.
>>575069687>>575069732>>575069747>Spend an extra 20 tokens for the 1% training chance 5 specialty priority gives youthis thread is ngmi, in the case where all songs are bad you buy the cheapest one/one you have spare tokens for
>>575069779I love teioposters.
Light hello WHO???
>>575070343me when it's someone else's money>>575069779this is the one UI element that never changes btw
>>575070269>be really good at singingWdym? All my concerts so far had maxed out hype but I never got that skill
didn't jp recently get autoplay that rolls even when the game is closed? i was under the impression we would get that when the dev note announcing autoplay for global released weeks ago
*improves*
Am I supposed to buy as many songs as I can before each concert or just enough to hit the maximum hype?
>>575070513That's the one we got tard falcon
>>575070513what? you can close the game bro
>>575070343I always use skeb or pixiv requests for porn/art, since I generally won’t get fucked over because the artist decides to spend six months fucking around. Could always wait for asanagi to open their skeb too
>>575070513>this dumb fucktard left the game open for 50 minutes on the auto screen while the timer counted downyou cant make this shit up
>>575070513DUMB falcon
>>575070620>he doesn't hyperinflate his steam numbers by leaving it on
>>575070503you need 3 songs to guarantee succeeding but ~18 songs in total>>575070553if you have the spare currency you do an extra song because delaying them fucks you over laterif you don't have the currency for that you hold it for the next yearjust watch the fucking witgod videohttps://youtu.be/qtBIDV5wUms?t=167
Admire thighs
>>575070513
>>575070282Not the guy who called you a retard, but Sweepy's charming event puts her significantly above Stinko outside MANT.
>>575070840nobody would fall in love with Taabo
>>575070513*kisses you for being so dumb*
>>575070714that chink's voice is annoying as fuck.I'll believe you anon
>>575070725Admire Illness
>>575070840Turbo sex.
>>575070910 >>575070714my badit's 19 songs for the gold version>that chink's voice is annoying as fuck.It used to worse. At least his videos last 9 minutes rather than 30, and have slideshows you can paste.
>>575070935Admire cute
>>575070787Assuming it shows up, and does so early. Back in URA that didn't happen often. In that case, sure.
>Gamba wit card is OP in auto...ha?
>>575070879Neicha would say this.
>>575071026>>575070935Admire Body...
>>575070714Wait I'm bricked if I don't get 4 songs per concert?
>>575071079yeppers
>>575071079you can do 3 on classic and 5 on senior
>>575070513Stop reposting this
>>575071072Too big. I like my Ayabe as canonically proportioned as possible. Maybe slightly thicker in the thighs a bit
>>575070910Still better than the guy with the AI voice
>>575071187
>>575071079You can catch up if you got only 3 one year, it's just better to get more songs earlier. It also depends on the songs, sometimes you're just dealt shit.
Deck reccs for Grand Live? I want to try it manual now and picrel for Auto and it gets about 3600 SP and an S-SS Rating.
>>575071038Have you read the actual stats on that card and not just the unique effect? Auto loves RB and SP bonus.
Don't ever get your trainee this skillWorst mistake of my life
>>575071186You're lusting after an underaged girl, trainer!
>>575071282Buhi filth.
>>575071327holy SHIT
>Need for RNG to make the inspirations give you all the skills you want>Then need RNG to land your Blue Spark on Stam or Power>Then need RNG to have that Blue Spark be at least 2* to be usable>Then you need your Pink Spark to either by a good Distance or the proper Race type>Then need RNG to let all the skills you got to actually show up as white sparks>Then you need to do this 2 more times for the exact same blue and pinks for it to be considered a good parentman
>>575071338But why give her these huge saggers?
>>575071262It’s a spectrum. Too big and I dislike it, but just enough? Hell yeah big boobs awesome
>>575070840Turbo is even less sexy than Falco though
>>575071449Tama sex!
>>575070910He's been studying English for like a year, but already has better pronunciation and grammar than Momen, who sounds like a downie.>>575071435Thought she was pregnant from the thumb.
Every 10-pull should come with a guaranteed SSR
>>575071449How do you get out of this situation with two wives?
>>575071404Just play the game bwo you'll win the RNG lottery eventually
>>575071512>monkey paw curls>20 copies needed for MLB
>already auto farmed all sashes for Rickey the update that saved Uma Musume
>>575071345what... I bankrupted myself getting Tachyon and Hello for 80k Carats.I've only ever pulled for Kitasan and Mr. CB, I think but my account is turbo bricked from not participating in CM (don't care still) and not being in a Club which is crippling finance wise.
>>575071482You might get a high school girl pregnant?!
>>575071628Why didn't you rearrange your furniture?
Does anyone else have the issue of running out of the tp refills? I only have 20 left and I need more. I can’t just be forced to wait for it to refill every day
>>575071628You should join a club. We'll probably have a spot open next month from when the fucking deadweight gets the boot.
>even our robot ai overlords can't get supports to reliably finishbwos
>>575071653That is the plan, yes.
wft are these new breeder songs
Anyone got a deck to get SS in auto (in any scenario) with final over 1100 stam?
>>575071673Why are you trying to replace your deadweights with a new deadweight?
>>575071653
>>575071628Tamalove should have some spots next month.>>575071672It's a 1/2 TP 2x drop event, so just pay carats and earn them back from racing.
>>575071672use caratsyou will not drop into red because races will give you carats back
>Have female friend for a long time now >We talk about vidya, anime and other nerd shit >Talking about our favorite umamusume >"My favorite is Ayabe and..." >Doesn't tell why, starts giggling for no reason >I ask what's so funny why is she laughing >"Hihihehe is nothing anon, I was just thinking how similar you are to Ayabe hehehihi" >Keeps giggling for no reason >"You are so totally Ayabe" >Yeah okI don't get it
>>575071653What the fuck is this watermark?
>>575071789>>575071827OooooohThanks for the advice!
>>575071848She wants to be your NTR bro.
>>575071770Sex with Tamawife
>>575071848how many times are you gonna post this?
>>575070262borrow 3stam 3medium and use it together with this one to make a decent parent
Who are good parents for brickey
Good inherits for pace this cm?
>>575071973seiun sky and whoever parent who has every single green skill
>>575071997hahahahahahahahahaha
>>575071997Uma Stan/Nimble/head on for the most basic.
>>575071973your homegrown 18 stamina 18 medium frontgod parents
>>575072081I mean uniques...
>>575071997Please only post Tracen umas here. We HATE regionoid shitters.
What happens if the first ever career I run for an uma is through auto mode?
Now that GrandLive is over are you ready to save up for GrandMasters?There's literally no cards or uma that are relevant until the next scenario.And these 3 here are the MUST HAVE trifecta to compete. If you don't have them you are genuinely fucked.
Do you still have leftover carats for them?
>>575072212Fuck I’d love to know too >>575072345I hella want CB
>>575072319>Guts cardsjust let this gaslight die alreadyEver since URA you people have been saying "guts will be good in the next scenario"
>>575072392this time for sure bwo
>>575072345Grabbing that puppy.
>>575072319Neo a cute
>>575072415Narita Brian is a wolf not a "puppy"
>>575072461He means Windy
>>575072319blud really tried sneaking a guts card in there :skull:
>>575072392you know how grandlive has shit stam gaingrandmasters has shit power gainKSm fixes it while also being a huge buff card
>>575072345Oh fuck Sexy Digitan is that close?
>>575072461Puppy
>>575072345Kita, Helios and Fujin followed by Ramonu Wit followed by Bourbon Wit is where my account dies
>>575071904
>>575072319december is going to be a carat gauntlet for me
>>575072563dumb donkey
>>575072461smartest uggo Brian torena
>>575072345I'll assess the size of my hoard for Helios and roll for CB
>>575072518Or I can click a useful training like Speed and get 1 Power bonus with Kita
>>575072592just double voucher
>>575072605The way artists draw the look of disgust on Ayabe is very good
>>575072608>mayano (6)post mayano (7)
>>575072668I don't have a lot of Mayanos
>>575072668
>>575072727>7>with only a pic of Fuku HUH
>>575072753You missed72727
7 and I rape Shiraoki Any other number and I eat a snack
>Auto counts for thesestolen valor
7 is a shit boring number8 now that's a fantastic number
what did Jordan mean by this?
>>575072314The sight of Suzuka herself is already enough to warm my heart
>>575072664
https://twitter.com/TanDo_mohu/status/2080488157120721257
>>575072345which of this uma is meta?
>>575072890shichi does not have to worry about her creep of a torena anymore, be ause she took care of his urges for her
>>5750728437 and I rape this anon
>>575072931Kitasan Blanco (apparently) and neechang
>>575072345wahey
which uma do you think /vg/ faps the least?
>>575072641GrandMasters direclty nerfs power growth from Speed training while buffing power/guts growth from Guts trainingguts cards are soon going to forcefully make their way into your deckhave fun
>>575072319I mean it's a clear upgrade, but is it really worth 30k carats and a few crystals? How much of a difference does a single Wit card upgrade make?
>>575073040I thought you were supposed to use both
>>575073040you use both thats the thing
She'd get exhausted 2 minutes into sex.
>>575073110you'd be crazy to stick it into that
>>575072895Ayabe a cute. Would deepthroat her ears
>>575073000I'll use a Power card and get some extra Stam then
are classic and senior Mile Champ treated as the same race when it comes to affinity?should I swap one of them to Japan Cup?
>>575073216retard
>>575073040Ramonu is a side grade Wit card if all you care about is getting high Wit.Ramonu is a must have because she also gives you a shitload of Mile/Medium skillsI guess you can get away with not using her on Longs and Sprints if you have better Long/Sprint specific Wit cards
>>575073142Worth it.
Mesumu
People joke about "nobody pulled for Air Shakur" (a few people did) and "nobody pulled for Bamboo Memory" (a couple people did) but nobody actually pulled for banana Falco, right?
>>575073216yesyes
>>575073086>>575073089And what if I just keep using CB + FineMo? With the average IQ of your CM opponents I bet you could probably save the 30-60k carats and still win
>>575073216same name, same race
>>575073416Normal Falco looks better imo, is more meta and can run on Turf. I don't know why anybody would pull yellow Falco
>>575073419>>575073436*smooches*>>575073302*slaps*
I've never played a game of manko
>>575073515not even my own father hit me
>>575073428Ramonu is just that good but you can do fine if you dont feel like pushing MLB for her.
>>575073583*slaps again*
>>575073515WHY CAN'T I GET ONE
DANCHOU! They’re rping in the thread again!
>>575073687I like Tama's phone background more!
>>575073575
>>575073768Tama can't afford a phoneShe's poor lol
Mating press Norn after we watched Oguri's latest race on TV
Stop using Fine Motion for your homosexual posts
i'm kinda close to SS in auto but it's not happening, i keep getting like 16700 rating, maybe i need to reduce races, but then what's the point
Do I need 2stam to break 600 stam in auto
>>575073416Surely no one will pull for Steampunk Taishin and Tickezo right?
That took a lot of runs to get...
>>575073868I will take care of her for the rest of her life
Huh, neat
>>575073891I get 700+ on Inari in GL auto with MLB Creek
>>575073768I think Tamtam would have a background pic of her family back home.>>575073909I would pull for steampunk Tickezo if I haven't been absolutely fucking anally raped on supoka
I fucking hate that the frame freezes to increase your style points.
>>575073491Yellow Falco is way hotter
>>575073981>with MLB CreekAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE DO YOU THINK I'D BE RUNNING MAYA IF I HAD MLB CREEK
>>575071997Pace CM was back there, buddy. They had their one good run and now they're back in the cuckshed unless your name is Xmas Oguri.You can have late Red Shift, buffed Shooting Star, or the usual If Losing Win Pulse. But anyone can use the latter two, so you may as well go fuck yourself.
>>575074097Borrrow MLB Creek and swap Maya for Sweepy SR or any other card with sp bonus
>>575073976Wait I just realized I have racing soirit stam+ why the fuck did I do an auto run in URACan I still pass down the skill? I remember reading somewhere that the + sparks arent good
fishy chevacchi
>>575074139My name IS XOguri (my friends in the back are Grass Wonder and Cheer Neicha). So Flower/Taiki/Mummy Creek don't work this cm? I guess I can try Spe-cutie.>>575074252You can still learn the skill on inspo but you don't get increased odds of getting it as a white at the end. In principle full + sparks is actually better if it's your final parent and you never try to use it as a grandparent.
>>575073984
>>575072995Ryan
>>575074451Ryan is for marrying
>>575074371Well this Brian was supposed to be a go so I guess thats 45 energy wasted.Thanks though. Guess I keep gambling and actually select the proper scenario this time (man I was really happy with her too...)
>>575072995a really forgettable uma
Are you guys taking a dominator or a stinky nature to the CM?
>>575074540domnature will not do anything against oguri
>>575074540Inclusive or? Yes.
>>575074540people are edging hard on stamina in GLneicha will do it
Breh...
>>575074540Making people lose last second because their uma decided to talk walk for the last 20 meters of the race is more fun
>>575073891run riko and light
>>575073891Stop using manual decksAuto works differentlyYou need starting stats, starting friendship and race bonusI've never gone below SS with this for example
>>575074540Nature isn't stinky
My club is dropping ranks now with auto
>>575074565Neicha is extrenely evil and will kill anyone thinking abouting running an Oshi that isn't stam maxxed
>>575074690/Uma/ Club...
Well I want to be dominated by Neicha
>>575074650but my le skills...?
>>575074712Kitasan smells bad
>>575074690I'm still autoing ura for 3 star shit, bwo.
>>575074712I think oshigamers will lose to Oguri Dom anyway, but you're right I should humilate oshigamers by making their aces run the final 200 meters gassed out
>>575074540if i'm running a stinker/dominator, is there any reason to run it in GL as opposed to Unity which has the higher wit cap?
>>575074794gwo your parents...?
>>575074807WHHIIIIFFF SNNIIFFFF MMGHH UGHHH
>>575074838What so you can get 0.073% higher chance of proccing? Do whatever you want.
>>575074806First love hunter, and first shot hunter
>>575074807(Affectionate)
Rickey should lickey my dickey.
fixed desu wa
>>575075005Thats just Goldshi cosplaying as Mcqueen
>>575074565you think hog users are smart enough to have 9* stam parents? I bet you can kill most of them easy with 2 stam debuffers
if pace is bricked this cm then what can I runI don't do frontsEnd closers? Does spurt work this track?
Nah. It's actually fucking impossible to get stamina in this scenario.
yep this is it
>>575065759she gets mood up and 75 energy when i rail light hello so clearly she loves it
>>575075194>End closers? Does spurt work this track?this is the funniest /uma/ meme
why do you want to buy 4 songs per concert
>>575075194Time to Late gamble gwocho
Rickey isn't even that sexy so why does she get so much hornyposting? Just because she's a shotacon? Because she's Kitasan adjacent?
>>575071851Lmao
>>5750753175 is too expensive, 3 and you lose too many passives
>>575071851Wtf watermarks are based now?
>>575074650Hmmmm, really now? I'll have to activate my 85% race bonus deck and report back.
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE ITS A UG UMA I FINISHED THE FUCKING RUN FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575075194XOguri dominates this CM and the next two after this and the competition isn't close at allYour literal only option is to run Late Gamble now that it's been buffed, and pray
>>575075426you clearly forgot to get skills idiot
FINE I'LL GRIND THE STAMINA PARENTS NOWFUCK YOU GL AT LEAST AUTO HAS MY BACK
>>575074540if you have noticed getting stamina on this scenario is giga shit, its very likely people will be skirting on the edge of gassing out just so they can reach they big speeda single debuff can be enough to just straight up kill your uma
>>575075426Auto runs have a 5% lower chance to hit white sparks.Goes up to 15% if you close the game during the career
>>575075426For Fuji's next trick, she'll make your white sparks disappear
>>575075426you did an auto training MANT run with no races and bought no skills
>>575075426if YOU ARE BROCKED
>>575075386Should i always be buying 4 before the 1st concert as well
>>575075446How am I supposed to get oyl if I have to borrow tachyon
>>575075358Cute and genki
>>575075452What's Suzuka up to
>>575075501No I did not the game hates me
>3* guts>reroll>3* gutsok thenis there a mile CM that has a good xoguri trigger using agnes ult
>>575075589Yeppers, technically you're only buying 3 since it gives you Make Debut for free
>>575075605>UG with zero whitesFirst time I've seen that
>>575075591Pay your human rights tax for this scenario and roll a Tachyon, or cope without herIt is what it is
>>575075636when people say you buy 4 songsit means you buy 4 songsthe free song isn't countedif you can't buy 4 songs, you are on lowball territory and about to have a shit run
>>575075426does having a higher rating really make it easier to get sparks or is that an uma gaslight?
>>575075636I mean if you don't count that one, but if you did 5 songs going into 1st concert?
>>575075591Skip Tachyon, run Sweepy, borrow Neicha
>>575075685>Pay your human rights tax for this scenario and roll a Tachyon,I got ONE Tachyon in 350 pullsthis is a slavery tax not a human rights tax
>>575075446>XOguri>mile cmwhere did this gaslight come from? Theres like 10 accessible accel skills on CM18, XOguri is weak, she has shit skills and her ult is mistimed. She gets raped by Taiki, Nishino, wedding finemo etc.
>>575075687>the free song isn't countedwhat the fuck man /uma/ lied to me again, i've already changed 10 TT aces
next jiggies https://jiggie.fun/Sd1_1V>https://jiggie.fun/Sd1_1Vhttps://jiggie.fun/Sd1_1V>https://jiggie.fun/Sd1_1Vhttps://jiggie.fun/Sd1_1V
>>575075806>Theres like 10 accessible accel skills on CM18Oh yeah? Name ten.
>>575075806No matter what you do, do not look up After-School Stroll timing for CM18
Which uma would be the most likely to become a single mom?
>>575075693It should be but not impossible i guess
>>575075806>After school stroll>Festive Miracle>Frame 1 Flash forward(carryover)wdyd
>>575075931>End XOgurishinitai
This is enough with maestro, right?
160 rolls and no Light HelloHuman rights doko?
SHE WON'T HAND OVER THE 20 FUCKING TOKENS WHEN I CLICK ON HER WTF NICE PAL BUFF RETARD
>>575075426It happened to me too once
>>575076031reddit tachyon status?
>>575075693He probably got the fail a 1% training meme equivalent
>>575075947Do widowers count?
>>575076076It's 1LB, could double pity but that feels bad man
>>575075901Straight descentDtermined DescentHead-OnNeck and NeckBudding BlossomBest Day EverLet's Pump some IronAngling and SchemingUpdraftersOYLetc.>>575075931>>575075962>spending 300 SP on white recoveries on a mile race while having no innate mile skillsPace chasers have easy access to like 0.8 accel without even trying, and mile specific umas will have actual good innate velocity skills + Taiki shuttle borrow card, I'm sorry but the hog is getting taken out back
>>575075901Nta but I checked out the track & Dober unique, Spurt & Victoria por Plancha don't work for the Oka ShoSo that's 3 notable ones that don't work I would say SfV too doesn't work but has it ever worked besides last CM & during the Akiten CM (for some reason)?
Can you guys recommend me a ningen wife?
it is now 3:30am and I just finished Isz Chalice Layer 2, got ganked by tentacle heads in Layer 3 and quit for the night. Just gotta clear these 3 areas, murder Ebrietas, then the root chalice and it's glyph city. And I had to do all that, see, because I've been out of TP all day. Time for one last GL career before sleep.
>>575076226>listing the whites with their gold versions as if they're separate accel skills
>>575076226>no carryover>gambling accelsKEK what a retard, gl with the nishino borrow
I feel like I'm always lacking in at least one stat in GLif I have enough spd, I lack witif I have enough stam, I lack spdif I have enough wit, I lack stamI just don't know what to do, is wit not important anymore? should I just go for ~750 and that's it?
>>575076226>Straight descent>Dtermined Descent>Head-On>Neck and Neckwtf u cheated anon
575076313575076421didn't ask
>>575076276Riko's the only one worth a shit>inb4 what about Tazuna or Akikawawell you see they're actuall
*gets on knees and cryes*nyo.... don't say that........
>>575076421Your 18* stam 18* URA/Unity/MANT? This scenario is a parent gap
>>575076276Aoi
>>575076558Fat ass dirt uma
>>575076484I'm not sure if you could hold one of Light Hello's tits in one hand...
Rickey!
>>575074650Where's my SS anon
>>575076421I tried a scuffed xogger on open lobbies and if everyone agrees speed is not important then it's fine, you can train wit, wit below 900 is too gambley for my taste, if you're bringing creek to the table, you may want to buy both gourmand and maestro and invest on wit sparks, it's the only workaround I see viable, you still need 601 stamina
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>575076649You have to actually win your races
>>575076693>my trainee doesn't even show up anymore
>>575076649>29:23 wins
>>575076693who is kingu training?
>>575076693>my trainer showed up with another man
>>575076693>my trainer showed up with Light Hello
>>575076639
>>575076693>our producer showed up pregnant
>my trainer showed up with another man
>my trainer said it's self training day today for the nth time
>>575076737>>575076710>Mile EIT'S RNG OKAY THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
>>575076001This is just with 1 NeichaExpect 2-3 more like herYou are extremely dead
Uma willing to eat my ass?
semi related. Any audiofag here? What do you even store your music on nowaday? Uma music alone is like 6-80gb already not mentioning my other musics. 1tb micro sd card cost an arm and a leg now
fuck this shit I'm just doing digitan late gambler, a dom and neicha
nobody bounces like this
>>575076883Neicha is the most evil Uma to exist
>>575067972Is she the uma with the biggest waist size? Erotic...
>>575076883remove trick/ASE no debuffnigger is ever bumping dirt to A
>>575073110Turbo died mid sex so you're not wrong
>>575077141you don't need dirt to A, my dirt D Neicha can stay close to everyone just fine, and it's not even her final form
>>575076983I bounce like this actually
>>575076935
o-oh...
>>575077141You understimate the power of debuffgodsspecially since you can just spam Auto runs until all the debuffs fall into place with enough Dirt sparks
>>575077272you can't auto debuffers, you need obscene amounts of wit
>>575077264Time for marriage
>>575077297auto can get 1000 witwhich is enough to fire all your debuffs at 90%+ rate
My trainee forced me to become her husband after she completed her twinkle series...
>>575077264???
>>575077264Oguri's wife fit!
>>575077376wit helps positioning keeping your late debuffer glued to the pace chasers
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2080578746134720615
For auto MANT, do you still need to schedule G2/G3?
https://youtu.be/fJiGDSwQ8rg
>>575077502Auto doesn't work well with MANT. Unless you're farming fans on an uma that has conflicts with G1s play any other scenario
idk how to make good uma yet in GLis this just a low roll?
>>575077502since your uma doesn't use the shop, don't schedule that many races
>>575077073Yeah. >Akebono is 64>Creek, Bigwa and Doto is 61Also>Creek's hipsize is 91 and Taiki is 90>but Creek is 168 cm and Taiki is 172 cm
Mein Führer Schizo... another wave of JP only umas have hit global...https://youtu.be/fJiGDSwQ8rg
>>575077482>we live in a world drained of vitalitybecause my Trainee wont accept no as an answer.....
>>575077574Alright thanks anon
do niggas here know how all seeing eyes works against fronts
> My old Tachyon parent is fucking updated> Need to make a new oneBless auto
>>575077482>>575077520THEY AREN'T EVEN IN THE GAME YET WHY SO EARLY CYGAYMES
>>575077652trick question, it doesn't
Speed tard wife
>>575077568SS+ is perfectly fine. Build > rank
>>575077652late surger savvy and pray you get themif 564 wills it, you can even get them before angling hits though you miss the extra gold
>>575077520
our localizer isn't cute...https://www.gamer.ne.jp/news/202607240036/
>>575077652OO Late Savvy and it works
my danchou added a Discord bot that spam pings us every 50 minutes until we react to it
break every rule, rape every sloptuber
>>575077864MY EYES
>>575077848I'm actually stealing that kek
RICKEY~BRICKEY~LET'S GO FUCKY~! <3
>>575077864but what are you autoing for?
siriusbro....
>>575077770About as weird looking as I imagined. But for the most part I think the localization is genuinely well done (aside from shit like "end of year holiday party" or "slow metabolism").
>>575077723I just have no idea how realistic getting high speed stat is , almost 1400 seems pretty decent at leastand for hoguri should I take corner recovery, gourmand and u=ma as recovery right? I think witgod didn't show his hoguri skills in the video so wasn't sure
>>575077936
>>575077936don't forget 777
>>575077769The straight man to these two tards. Her name is "Believe"
>>575077652564 might decide to rape them before they zoom off
Just got new glasses that account for my worse eyesight. Feels like I'm closer to the ground now and I'm dizzy af.Umamusume.
>>575077769the mare tard wrangler for the sprint tards
>>5750781454 eyes and manlet mind
so THIS is the power of a whale deck... kono POWA DA...
Musumesumusumesumu
this GL gameplay is so fire
>>575078225>whale>sweepy>3lb tachyongwo
>>575077936Getting ignited spirit stamina became a lot easier if you're looping a ggp, in case you don't get corner recovery
>>575077769I used to think the "boyuma" meme was stupid until I saw her
>>575078225Nice auto run bwo
can i make debuffer with auto?
>>575078254Girls' Love isn't a game. It's the essence of life
>>575078275but my +10 gajillion SP GWOIE
gold city cunt in my mouth
https://youtu.be/joNf2SzToR8What did they mean by this?
>>575078254>relying on digital timersngmi
>>575078293Is that Suzuka-level flatness...?
>>575078327That's a good point
>>575077926i have is banned. I've got only
>
>>575078359I just like using the computer ok
>>575077520>>575077769Uuuuuuuuuuuuh is Durandal considered Global now?
>>575078027doesn't 777 trigger too early on this track? Unless you mean something likeGourmand -> 777 -> Tachy Unique?
>>575078376Apparently still unknown?
>>575078376I thought this was Suzuka getting a tummy ache and trainer peeking at her downblouse before it got translated
>>575078486why'd you abandon
hakuraku please update for cm17 stats i don't know what to make (i don't have xog)
>>575078486This scenario feels so terrible to play, it's just URA with more menuing and added mechanics that exclusively act like feel-bad failure states. I'm not excited when I leave junior year with the 3 5% FB songs or find the +2 SP song on the first refresh after, I breathe a sigh of relief from not getting bricked by things out of my control. This might be the fastest I've ever gotten tired of a scenario.
>>575078448Of course! Her friends and Rhein Kraft too!
>>575078476No, 777 and uma2 proc around the same spot, as in early, you get her unique with carryover it's not a perfect proc but it's good
>>575078423honey b lovely hate
>>5750785083 songs and light hello didn't date me
Can I post my wife, Dantsu Flame here now?
>>5750785733 songs total with free?
let's just play unity forever
MANT > NUnity > NURA > Unity > Grand Concert > URA
>>575078589Go on lad, this one is on me!
>>5750786044 songs total
>>575076883But what if I have restraint, so I can't get rushed?
XOguris made in unity will be soulful for the next CM
>>575078662is that not average roll or are you trying to get 5 total signs with rollover
Isn't stamina easier to get in Nunity? Shouldn't we be building aces for this CM in Nunity?
>>575077582I want to train all the fatties.
>no head on>no racing stamso close
>>575078628this but oddly unironically, I'll somehow miss MANT
>>575078680im trying to get 5 and a light hello date
gold shipcunt grip
>>575078628MANT > NURA > URA > NUnity > Unity > GL for me
MANT gameplay isn't badIt just takes too longThis has been said for months
I love my fat wife
>>575078793Her tummy looks tight though
Post Aroma Dantsu
>>575078682But my $2k spent on hello and tachyon...
I feel like I'm getting filtered hard hereHow am I supposed to get 19 whole ass songs when I can't even consistently buy 4 in a row, not to mention that I have to see which stupid tokens I'm lacking and having to sacrifice rainbows just to get the director to green like this is too much for meLike MANT for all its faults (like taking forever to complete a run) was fairly simple: just buy a megaphone, get weights and go ham during summer but now there's too many damn things to focus on
the secret is to use a balanced deck
>>575074540haaaaaaa I don't know. Maybe. I'll have a few made just in case, but I'm definitely running Digitan as always because she's my oshi.
>>575077936Do you have Kita + Tachyon + a decent SR? Medium to high rolls should give you 1400 speed. And since you're hoguri you don't have to care about stamina.
>>575078763And GL is MANT without the racing that makes it take so long
>>575078535>it's just URA with more menuing and added mechanics that exclusively act like feel-bad failure statesIsn't that every scenario that's not URA?
>>575078628>>575078761>>575078702literally stockholm syndromed into liking MANT
>>575078763the shit part about mant is the god awful sparks you get at the end with no way to rerolleven now, rerolls can still go from 1* to 1*, and the hour you play mant just ends up feeling like shit
>turn 1time to throw away the run
>>575074540both, Natie and Tachyon I don't like Grass on principle
>>575078835Pump speed, only spend dance points. Buy songs with the points you haven't used.
We like Digitan's body here.
Will Grand Masters be better?
>>575078862Except you can actually get stamina in MANT
>>575076883Is this with 564 already
>>575078942It will be butter
>>575078535I can't even get tired of it because I just don't get it. Maybe better cards will fix this but I think I'll just make my next CM aces on NuUnity since I'm not actually winning it anyway
>>575078972thats just base Neicha
>>575078793I love my cowtits wife.
Have you ever spotted your club mates on uma Discord servers?
It took me until Aries until I got tired of MANT. With Grand Live it took two days.
>>575078926How many of you are rolling for Sexy Digitan?
>>575079042Fat
>>575078858If I don't get MLB tachy by the end of free rolls ill probably just use my crystal on it
I think it's funny that we're dooming GL faster than MANT
>>575078793Give her something to eat right now
>>575079058why the fuck are you on uma discords (PLURAL)why the fuck are you reading what people type on discordwhy the fuck are people using the same name ingame and on discordall fucking red flags
>>575078942Anon...
>>575072345I've read Valentines Ryan has a good inherit for backliners, so i might save for her banner and get sexo nanora instead
>there's rng in my rng gametrash scenario
>>575079091GM can't come soon enough.
>>575078926
>>575078848>all that wit and there's a typoDigitanger...
>>575078864Unity feels fun to play through its RNG. Yes not getting balls sucks, but clicking balls feels good to the player. Getting turns with multiple balls feels incredible. It's a high point. GL the scenario gimmick doesn't have high points, it's just a curve that steadily goes down if you don't get the right RNG sequence you need.
>>575079125>drama gathering>same as above>I dunno I always change my usernames between online accounts
Go ahead thenPost your CM17 Unity aces
>>575079091because you're not 'playing' GL. you're just pressing colorful shit and hoping the career doesn't punish you for no reason. im a literal child in front of GL
>>575078862at least mant only has one currency
>>575078887>Grand Live is so bad it unironically makes anons miss the MANT minesKekFunny how oldfags here were hyping up GL like crazy too
Luv me Falco
>>575079058I don't have any uma discord server
>>575079074I hate that outfit.
>>575078942It's all downhill from here. Umamusume is an eternal cycle of getting excited for a new scenario, realizing it's shit and hoping the next one will be better.
>>575079191
>>575072345I think the next uma I'm rolling on (as in the next uma I'm at all interested in) is Uni. It's a dry rest of the year for me.
Noticable stub on Digitan's stinky pits
>>575079191yeah im gonna masticate to that thigh pudge, arigathanks for this pic
>>575079058I'm in 5 servers total, one of which is a personal server that I only use to move files/links between my phone and computer, and another one only sees posts sporadically due to nobody there wanting to use roll20
i dance like this
>>575079074Yeppers. I was a bit on the fence about pulling for another alt, but I don't have Doto so it's worth the investment.
>>575079376I've checked a wide variety of sources both ancient and modern and I was able to find very substantial evidence that you do not
go go let's go rickey
>>575079074How's her alt compared to the original?
>>575079375I can see you still have 7000+ of those
>>575078864I liked Aoharu and MANT because the extra layers of RNG come in the form of turn by turn little events (up arrows/bubbles/shop refreshes) that add up to every run going a bit differently than the last and the frequency and incremental nature of the mechanics makes it so single strokes of back luck don't matter much. GL feels like it has hard checks you pass or fail by rolling the wrong songs instead, it's not exciting to succeed but it feels horrible to fail and get stuck playing with subpar songs.
>>575079376MMD just looks so jank when you're used to what cygames does with im@s and umas...
>>575079301But people said L'Arc is le good
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=483333646#gid=483333646
>>575078986>have to wait until the food scenario for it to get butter
>>575079301come to think of it cafebros have it hard. cucked by distance aptitudes in MANT and cucked by stamina in GL...
Post something funny or silly
GL is alright but I like nu-Unity a bit better so far
>>575079495MANT felt extremely samey. I'll be honest, none of the scenarios are incredible, but GL is definitely the worst thus far. On a primitive level, going from the BEEG numbers of MANT and Unity just feels wrong.
>>575079537Larc is boring af. Its only upside is that it's short.
>>575079556*spikes your ramen*
I asked my trainee for advice on what to put in my dating profile, and I haven't been getting any matches after listening to her for some reason
>>575079058the only uma discords im in is in the official one and the unofficial one and it's just for the stickers/emotes and I don't post there
I SHOULD JUST REDEEM MY PITY TO MLB TACHYON NOW I WANT MY +2 SP MY GAJILLION SKILLS BUT LE FREE PULLS BWEEEEEEEEEEEH HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP
>Ate all my balentine candy to fund runs
ikuno.................dictus
>>575079709You cant do that! Tachy isnt a scenario link there!
>>575079282This song is a unironic banger Falco on top !
>>575079709
>>575077769Believe!!!!!!
to be honest, i think JP folks hyping up grand live forgot that unity 2.0 wasn't out by then, for meUnity 2.0 >>>>>>>> GL>> TB
>>575079637I only download chubby or sleepy umas I'm sorry bwo...
>>575079728Today's free pulls gave me 3LB Light Hello so I'm happy until I can spark for MLB
how come despite being the umamusume of all time mayano does not have a single scenario link
>everyone fell for the 400 rolls gaslight and is talking about other scenarios a day and a half inwe're going to have another exodus aren't we...just stay and do auto runs at least...please...
I have just been autoing this whole time and I'm already tired of GL. Fuck, can't even play the damn thing since I have no human rights.
>>575079209>Unity feels fun to play through its RNG. Yes not getting balls sucks, but clicking balls feels good to the playerYeah truth nvck popping feel good UNTIL RIKO'S TEAM MANHANDLES YOU IN THE LAST SECOND AND MAKES YOUR 25 MINUTES HIGH ROLL RUN THE WORST EXPERIENCE YOU EVER HAD
>>575079728You won't get any SSRs anon.Do it.Redeem the Tachyon copies.All you are looking forward to is 6 copies of Eishin Flash SR.No need to wait.Just go ahead....
>>575079816genuinely I think they fucked up releasing Nunity so fast, before GL
>>575079852>400 rolls gaslightWhat
>>575079849She sleeps through all the scenario link meetings and never gets picked
>>575079728what's the chances that I pull 3 Tachyon in the last 40 pulls to unbrick my account
>>575079637
>>575079852i got 0 light hello and base tachy in 200, i needed to go to 350
>>575079814still can't Believe this is a mare
>>575079852while I did get molested by failing to get Tachy on 400 rolls, the scenario is just boring man, I can't tell if runs take 20 minutes or 2 hours
>>575072931Machan for sprints, only gets powercrept by her Valentine's alt years later420 blaze it Brian is still a very good pick for longs in JPKita Blanco is a monster in mediums and her ult is still used for inheritance in JPNY Dia is a strong pick for lates. She gets phased out once Laurel gets added but she's still a good option if you don't have her.Tarumae is like right below Rickey in dirt races, she'll be your second go-toHelios is very good in miles, you'll be seeing her a lotCBT is good but chasers start getting left out to dry around this timeRuby is THE debuff monster you'll be seeing her everywhere in sprints and milesValentine's Fujin is this weird cyptid of an uma. She's very good, everyone knows she's very good, even in JP you'll see her pop up in LoH from time to time, but like no one really talks about her. I dunno how to explain it, it's like she's some ever looming presence in the back of your mind that you forget exists until you're pushed into a corner and remember "Oh yeah she exists why didn't I think of her before?"
>>575079268Digipreggo is just lovely
>>575079852GL being shorter and people abandoning runs the moment classic gives you shit rng will probably have higher retention than suffering through 1 hour of MANT
>>575079814>>575079962TELL ME ABOUT BELIEVE! WHY DOES SHE WEAR A MASK!?
>>575079985stop posting this sleepy ogurin it's too cute
Sex with the lunar mare
>>575079962She is definitely a mareShe fucks you when you are asleep, goes to America for {time skip}, and comes back with a kid she wants (you) to train>>575080042It's like a oxygen mask for better gains or something like that
>>575079852auto runs unironically saved this game i'd have quit by now without them
used all my borrows on parent autos so now I have nothing to use when I'm home and ready to play properly award
>>575078664"Moderately decrease the chance of being Rushed" doesn't make you immune to Rushed. It's a good green, but it isn't that broken lmao. Considering Neicha won within a tenth of a second while being rushed by slightly longer, sure, that Rickey could have a chance. It also isn't factoring spot struggle if she runs into another front, but his point still stands where that stamina is rough against one Neicha, you aren't making it with 2 Neichas or 2 with someone who also pulled Wedding Mayano.
>>575080142Groove is a big girl....
>>575078664just like you can't late start with concentration right
finally...my SS autowith fuck all skills to buy
Maybe it's not the scenario that's boring, maybe after a whole year you're just bored of a gacha game that allows pulls 4 times a year
>>5750802014 uma
>>575079376the kinda shit falco needs to do to gain three (tres) fans
after careful consideration I have decided to just play on Unity until this scenario is over and will only update my mant TT in 4 months when the next scenario dropsI did 8 Grand Concert runs and I didn't have fun at all in any of them
>>575080112wtf I'm not ready to be a single father
>>575080201You think so?
>>575080232your looped grandparents?
realistically, when you train for med/long anyway, you shouldn't be expecting to cap speed because you will be training stam a few timesthe balancing per distance i expect would be:>sprintCap Speed/PowMinimum stamGuts scaling from shopS+ or SS Wit>MileCap Speed/PowMinimum GutsStam scaling from shopS+ or SS Wit>MediumUG SpeedA Stam SS/UG PowerS+ WitMin Guts>LongSS+/UG SpeedS/S+ StamS+/SS PowerA+/S WitMin Guts
>>575080261but Unity TT are better than OGC
>>575080305nta but I have GPs with like 20 whites and am still picking up double circle greens every tun3500 SP is a lot with how few whites parents have at the moment and how few support hints auto gives you
Noticed when a certain someone is away people really don't post off topic Uma but the moment he shows his face they're posted up and down and he even posts gameplay like anyone cares
>>575080331We don't really have longs this scenario I'm not sure why people are panicking
>>575080287Don't worry she will raise the child with youHope you like (you)r new daughter, her name is Gendarme
>>575080413for TT, I'm guessing
roll for yeppers
>>575079728Fen shui diff
>>575080398What will you do when Stay Gold will be part of an early global promo, like what happened earlier with the sprint tards, Dantsu and Rhein Kraft. Will you shit your pants?
>>575080413>We don't really have longs this scenariodo not disrespect the arima kino
>>575080304I do I do.... and I like her that way
>>575080438Unless you're going for top-100 (lmao why) it makes no sense to worry about stamina for TTYou only need to hit 1 (ONE) good parfait result per week
>>575080241After killing 3 borrows today because the game decided that I got the wrong currencies, I'm pretty sure that it's the scenario
>>575080489i would have...IF LIGHT HAG DIDN'T BRICK MY ACCOUNTAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEER
>>575080489I will on her valentine alt
Hating Grand Live is reddit.
>>575080547because guaranteeing 4/5/6 in one race because your umas can't run it is never going to let you hit that one good result
>>575080331Nah, you're a bit off.While I was doing my TT updates I noticed that the best umas for this scenario, are umas with innate recoveries. Think of Vodka for miles with BOFA, or Super Creek with Maestro, or the final boss of longsloppa, Summer Mcqueen. You want to train these umas, except for sprint of course.
>>575080514Continue to shit on cygames for glazing that ugly loser boy who couldn't get a single domestic G1 win
>>575080547i guess for me it's a personal goal bc my oshi's ult requires 1200 stam remaining by mid race to get the bonus velocity boost to activateso, i'm training my current long umas as if she was them
>>575080618hell yeah im a four-chanGOD i love grand live and pressing rainbows and getting fucked for no reason
A quick reminder that brown is in fact best
>>575080489noppers
>muh mant>muh GLall shop niggery scenarios suck assI should just be able to click trainings and win
>>575080628>the final boss of longsloppa, Summer McqueenThat title goes to Fantasy Grass
>>575080618>4chan>Fortune>Fuku is a scenario link characterActually Unity is the most 4chan scenario
Musume on my fusu, Dre
>>575080489I like the cute country bumpkin but I have to save for whats important, sorry.
>>575080683Same, I should just enter my full MLB deck into the career and an autocalculator spits out the results.
>>575080627just field umas with healing uniques / two innate golds and keep them on a regular 800-ish stam. you'll hit fine
>>575079728DO NOT REDEEM
>>575080628true, recoveries do give you a bit of leeway in stam trainingbut, neicha and fuku don't have innate recoveries so....
>>575080628nta but my first run with Vodka (and borrowing human rights MLB since I'm waiting on free pulls) had shit rng, made her lose 4 races, and still spit out a UG7. you know what's up.
>>575080709completely forgot about her 2bdesu, but you're right
>>575080679
>Dooming about GLDid I open /v/ma by accident?
>>575080742And that is Tosen Jordan.
>>575079281At the start of MANT many people said the scenario isn't bad at all and japs are just a bunch of pussyWell look at what it did to the game and this generalThere is a reason Cygames decided to kill it early and released another auto function that works on the early scenarios you know
>>575080814HahahahahahahahahaNo
>>575080808I need a few more days on GL to form my opinion. I am still to tarded
>>575080814but the gyaru gacha isn't until next year...
>>575080808brown hours have always had /v/ma lurkers, anonyou're just now realizing?
>>575080808they're leaking over here it's very noticeable
>>575080674why are there only two brown umas to split between so many trainers, cygames. what am I supposed to do? date within my race?
>>575080808I haven't done enough runs to get made at the scenario like I would at old Unity
ho ho
>>575080882ew. the should piss somewhere else
>>575080942They went for the quality over quantity approach. Both Hishiama and Kris S are top tier wives.They could def add a third (playable) brown queen to the game though....Sex with Darley Arabian too while we're at it
>>575080972GL brought one of our flatliners back...
is there a difference between moe and chrono when it comes to finding parents? is one better than the other?
wtf nobody's flatlining on my club, but I want to kick before the gibs
Durandal OP next thread pls
>>575080304She's looking directly at her trainer standing behind the cameraman and video director, when she's doing that pose.
>>575081082>One auto run and disappeared again
>>575080232>MLB festathe raped
>>575081087you get free sex with chronogenesis herself each time you use chrono :)
>>575077264oguri dresses like more of a poorfag than tama
After this card, are there other SR cards coming out that are worth using?
>>575081156alright im sold
>>575081082me at the bottom LOL
>>575081087moe has better ui/uxchrono is a badly coded website and I didn't consent
>>575081087chrono is (or was) made by humans
>>575081087Moe has better filters, chrono has bigger database
>>575081202this but the other way around, one is clearly slop
>>575081202>moe has better ui/uxshit looks vibe coded
>>575080862Tosen Jordan.
>>575081202moe is literally vibe coded
>>575081276>>575081274>>575081305Imma be real with you anons, I don't care if AI made the website, it looks better and it doesn't take long to load each thing
>>575081182I still have this card at 2LB and only one gold crystal, I'm hoping I get one or two more copies before free pulls end
>>575081353oguri would NOT say this
>>575081353"that long" kek it shouldn't take time at all
>>575081368same situation, I wish I had more copies I'm crippled without Tachyon SR and she's the direct replacement
>>575080628Why would you need a gold rec for a Mile? 600 Stam is easy enough to get, at worst you buy a white recovery or a Stam green
>>575081182pasa speed was the only other one I knew of
>>575081591>>575081591>>575081591
>>575081579so you can cap speed while getting enough power and witwith 3k+ SP you can afford it
>>575081598>Pasa will mog Pasa
>>575081631You can do all those things while also getting 600 Stam though. And who cares about SP if you're wasting like 150 of it on a Gold recovery
>>575081732a whale would have any issue doing that, for the lower realm, good luck doing that
>>575081368I have it at 1LB and I'm thinking of using 3 gold crystals on it (everything) if I don't get it MLB after the free pulls. I already have all the good SR cards at MLB, and this is the only one missing. From a quick research, these cards are good>Rudolf Stam>Opera Stam>Palmer Stam>Lilac Wit>Laurel WitBut like you kinda don't need them at their timing of release.
>>575081838Jfc long hair Sky is even more sex.
>>575081838I have a whaleish deck other than 0LB Light so maybe that's why it doesn't seem difficult
>my trainer forced me to perform in concerts so he can suck on biggy haggy saggy tatties
so uhhwhen can i train light hello
Told Air Groove that I like long haired girls
>>575082743Short hair groove is cuter
>>575082743>>575082772both versions of her are sex
>>575072509I like Stinko, but not her 'just got raped' outfit, wish she had an alt.
>>575081082This is the power of auto-training.
