Stay hydrated edition[PoE 1]>Curse of the Allflamehttps://www.pathofexile.com/allflame>3.29 Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3985332[PoE 2]>Return of the Ancientshttps://pathofexile2.com/ancients>Ongoing 0.5.4b patch noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3980516Resourceshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCtPrev:>>575112018
kys tr/A/nny
JONATHAN LIEDTHE SERVERS DIED
Yup time for abyss + beyond + maven
>still can't even loginso it's a fucking bust for playing today unless you have streamer privileges right
UNLEASH ARC LUMINARIAN.
SABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGE
theres always that one dumb seamonkey talking about his chinese anime gambling mobile games in here
it's over i drunked too much and can barely see
Gonna start a goon sesh since it won't be up for a few hours at least
>Kaom's RootsgodDAMN everyone's a Jugg now
Are people actually in queue, or is chat trolling me?
HYDRATION BREAK ! POST YOUR SNACK AND DRINK
>>575128039>>575128043>>575128005>>575128008>>575127954retard
there's a poop in my server
>>575128096"always talking about the second best ARPG"
they allocated too many servers for poo2, now some guy needs to make them into poo1 servers again
>>575128129
Attention to that one FRIGGIN' TROLL who keeps posting FAKE, FALSE screenshots of Johnathan Rogers eating wires and stuff: BUZZ OFF. Freakin trolls. . .
>>575128129>>575128218I always name my Scion characters after her lol
guess I'll get baked and order a pizza. we game tomorrow bros
I should have just gone to take a shower at the top of the hour instead of trying to get in queue first, I would've been done and back by now without even missing the queue. Thanks niGGGers.
>35m since queue was supposed to go up>Still downJesus Christ.
>still no queueit's fucking over...leagues done...
SUNDER OR RF ACTS AS LUMINARY
When is the last time a league was delayed?
I'm getting flaccid
Just got homein which way will jonatroon sabotage the launch?
>>575128264retard
Only 5000 sacrificed Darkray Vectors to get FREE +1 frenzy charge on endurance Ralakesh bros!
>>575128326>still no queueI've had at least 3x where I clicked Login, saw the popup (with like 100k+ in queue) and then it immediately closedSo somebody's in the queue
ENDOF SERVICE
ITS OVER
>>575128325I feel like its up 2h ahead of time some leagues. I don't think there is a set time. I dont remember the last time it was under 1h though.
>>575128194funnily enough that guy isn't actually referring to tli
>>575128368im here to help, RJ280139.
>>575128343Sunder is stronger for bosses and rares, RF is stronger for pressing less buttons.
kiwis are bad. they should have hired the right people
GGG is about to announce poo1 EoS over this
>>575128368same. hype levels approaching zero
0-4 luminary merc cuck5-9 ass ass in bladefall
This is another panic "Streamer priority queue" moment about to happen.>Queue goes up 5m before launch>Streamers get in near-instantly while most players have to wait 5+ minutes>>575128345Literally never. This one also hasn't been delayed yet.
ok fine im going to sleep open the servers...
>>5751283450.4 I guess? It took more time than usual. But it being delayed mere hours? I don't recall.
>>575128345db-gate
>>575127954>technical problems before launchKINO league incoming
>>575128393submerged the serves in his tub
When are we going to address the elephant in the room? Luminary is getting the most hype out of any ascendancy in poe1 and 2 because it's a possible 0 button build. Everyone wants to press as little buttons as possible but the dev is strictly against that, even going out of their way to create an entire new game that forces you to press as many buttons as possible. Why are they like this?
>You want the streamer queue? Take it, its yours!>But /poeg/? >/poeg/ will queue with the browns.>Perhaps the suffering of my paypiggies will finally ... stir something
https://youtu.be/u6WekNPhu8QWAITING FOR QUEUE THEME
Upon further consideration, I will be skipping this league.
>>575128486>dilipsun analhuh
alice my beloved
>>575128584is what jonathan owes me
>>575128554There are literally 10 different 0 button builds on Elementalist right now lmao.
IM QUEUELESS
>>575128554Minion builds are 0 button builds shut up retard
>>575128554Luminary is not a 0 button build at all>Shield charge>Curses>Mines>Warcries
>>575128554>but the dev is strictly against thatYou don't understand GGG at all if you think they don't want players to press buttons.They want players to be miserable grinding. The how matters less than the how much.
Hi, I'm Mark Roberts
>>575128686retard
KYS JONATHAN U FUCKING ******
>>575128573jej
>>575128468I'm saving this for later. it better be good>>575128554>because it's a possible 0 button build.wrong. hype cause it's new.
my ssf league starter https://pobb.in/k53EPjqKuFbF
>>575128345i remember constant rollback during Scourge ?? literally game was unplayable like 24h
This isn't even 10% of my erection
>>575128706oh shuddup idiot like you know what the heck ggg wants............................
20 minutes until launch and I still don't know what to play
FUCK POO 1
>>575128684>took a bath 5 hours ago>shaved tooit was a good call
>>575128686YEAH I KNOW ITS TRUE
one last goon before league starts
feeling decidedly limp right now
>>575128573>FEEL THE THRILL OF THE>QUEUE
MEET ME IN THE CROWDPEOPLE, PEOPLETHROW YOUR LOVE AROUNDLOVE ME, LOVE METAKE IT INTO TOWNHAPPY, HAPPYPUT IT IN THE GROUNDWHERE THE FLOWERS GROW>GOLD AND SILVER SHINE!
>>575128876retard
>>575128848>20should we tell him ?
HURRRRYYYYYYYYYYTHE FUCKKKKKKUPPPPPPPPPPI HAVE TO DIARRHEA
I think my dick has gotten smaller
It's up
>>575128684I'm in the same situation bro
>>575128536I think people got in for db issue but then it was like multiple hours of issues and disconnects but not sure. I think I went to bed early and played in the morning
arewefuckingup???
>>575128876id rather fuck that doe
>>575128554poo2 is has plenty of brain dead builds nowso poe1 is the full on autofarmer game
>me waiting for the login servers to come up
>>575128753RJ282759, RJ286012. its a trilogy and its still my favorite.
ALright starting ableton and splice unitl jonathan unfucks the queue
So /poeg/ will we be seeing record high numbers? OR record low numbers this launch?
>>575129029holy shit somebody already got 36 chalenges
i could have been progging in ff14 while sitting in queue...
Is WORB Elementalist HC viable?Is WORB Occultist HC viable?Is WORB Assassin HC viable?
i just wanna do 12 challenges and dip nigga release me from this turd
DO NOT PLAY SCION LEAGUE START
>>575128686don't have a goldrim.png and class portraits on hand to finish it
>>575129138the league starts in 15 minutes and nobody can log in. we're about to record a zero.
>>575129209Fuck off pajeet
what do we do if the league just doesnt start???
it's over.
>>575129116Damn, that thing used to be hot and fuckable. Now its a poo2 player.
>>575129209ITS UP!!!!!
>>575129209um i dont think youre allowed to post this on a blue board?
>>575129138is this ralph dee?
HALF OF THE TRADE SITE IS IN JAPANESE TEXTTHE ENTIRE LEAGUE HAS BEEN VIBE CODED
Okay fuck this I'm going to take a shower. Please give me (You)s for my sacrifice when the queue goes up in a few minutes.
JONATROON
The POE fatigue is already setting in, my download isn't even finished.>8 HOUR CAMPAIGNIM GOING INSANE
>15mins>no queueFUCK OFF JONATHAN
>>575128218>divine in act 5
>>575129209now im hard you bloody bastard
They've fucked up big time.
>posting raw cunny on my bloo board. fucking christ get it together retards
>>575129209based
farts coming out of my anus rn
>>575129276this is not a blue thread, its fine.
WAKE UP MARK
>>575129309ah...eto... shikata ga nai... gomen...
movie playlist readylets fucking goo
>THE POE SITUATION IS INSANE!
This is POE2's fault
uguuuu Kei chan’s 10,000 year old clanker pussy!
MARK DO SOMETHING GET THIS FAT FUCK OUT OF THE SERVER ROOM
This was supposed to be the league that was going to prove to everyone that PoE1 shouldn't be EoS'd btw
>come back from grocery>ETA 15m>still not upWho's BALD FUCKING RETARD now johnny? Baldie never let that happen u know
>13minutes until launch>no queuehuh???
and I'm supposed to buy a supporter pack?
passing the time https://er-minigame.runelightentertainment.com/DREAMING-LENI/
The realm is currently down for maintenance.Try again later.
流媒体队列特权 Streamer queue privilege 流媒体队列特权 INSTANT QUEUE IF UR A TOP STREAMER 如果您是顶级流媒体,则可以立即排队 Suppression of players 文化大革命 无产阶级伟大的流光革命 Player Rights 玩家权利 A fair queue for all 所有人的公平队列 Freedom 自由
>32m with no followup to "we're investigating">13m to launchHoly fucking shit.Streamer priority queue drama inbound.
>>575129440panda sauce pls
ITS OFFICIALLY DELAYEDHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHA
what's your favorite dead by daylight sound
ITS UP
>>575129527wtf it's real
>>575129593Considering this never happened even during the most hype leagues, it most likely is
>>575128971>>575129209>>575129447wait there are /bag/gots on pooegg? what the fuck
UPDATE!!
170k WTFF
>163K ahead of youIt's Poever.
it's real
>>575129592GRIM DAWN WON bigly
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK IS THIS
>171kgeeze
NIGGGGGGGGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
see you tomorrow
im going to fucking kill jonathan
holy fuckthey have to be ghost accounts right?
>162k people ahead of you in queueman fuck this shit.
>193524we hitting 300k
What in the fuck??????
what the fuck, that's ddosed right? no fucking way
190K PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME
it's over. go on without me
>160KFUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK
That's a big number
>>575129726why does your aru emote have the wrong filename
HOLY DDOS 150K BOTS ATTACKING GGG PANIC
its gotta be bugged, i was spamming and got 170k
>206 thousand in queuefucking kill me
>>575129691The halo tells me it's blue archive, searching up lolicon with it should give it to you within the first 3 pages, art looks good enough for that
>180k
>186 k
>Mark flooded the login servers with bots to prove to Tencent that POE1 isn't dead
so over
HARRO?
>she actually believes the numberlol
>200k motherfuckers spamming login simultaneouslyJesus Christ.
>200,000th in queueReally.There is absolutely no chance that isn't in some way being manipulated.
I GOT UP AN HOUR EARLY TO AVOID THISNIGGGERS AAAAAAAAA
>>575129869you dont say
nigga what? 200k?
>>575129726I hate /bag/gers I'm from /v/aca
how much for streamer queue ?
HIGHER IS BETTER BITCHES
>200kare you fucking kidding me
there's no way these numbers are accurate. The queue probably never reset all of those initial people logging in and getting d/csubtract 150k from your queue and that's probably closer to the real number
>200K queueDoomsissies lost bigly
poo2 had more
>200k+ people being SABOTAGEDFeeling the weight exile?
>>575129937samehow the fuck I went insta
DEAD LEAGUE
TWOHUNDREDTHOUSAND???????WHAT THE ACTUAL FFFFFFUCK
Jonatroon's chinese queue inflation service activated early
Ayo WTF
>POO2 DEADPOO2 DEAD>POO2 DEADPOO2 DEAD>POO2 DEADPOO2 DEAD
>197599HOW ARE THERE EVEN STILL THIS MANY PEOPLE LEFT PLAYING THIS GAME!? GO TO POO2!
>190k
>>575129850filename randomizer
182k Pog
Finally i can take a piss! been holding for 2 hours
>>575129849>67>365Nice.
>>575129761>>575129775>>575129779>>575129806>>575129821>>575129825>>575129829>>575129839retard
Fuck.They are gonna make me play until 5 am today if I want to finish the campaign aren't they?
YOU CAN NOT TELL ME 150k ARENT CHINESE BOTS WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN FUCK IS HAPPENING
how many fucking bots did they pay for?
thats itIm jacking off to a plain photo of Jonathan Rogers
>>575129954Most likely yeah. Cause it spiked instantly from 150k or so to 200k over <1 minute.So the queue is likely ~150k smaller than that.
0-2: Bonezone3-4: Arc Ignite Elementalist5-6: Ele Hit Slayer7-8: LA Deadeye9: Luminary
HELP
killing myself
most of these queue spots are fake so there is a 100% chance most people will get dcd lul
>>575129912we gave them the propaganda number
>*pulls out glock*ayooo wuz good nigguh
More than likely they didnt flush the original queue and now every1 requeued
I was hoping to finish act 1 today
I NEED A CHARACTER NAME QUICK!!
>220k+
I got baited againNever fucking EVER play on league start nightNever
>>575129209>they'll allow this on a blue board but if someone says kike they get bannedwhat the fuck is wrong with trannies?
Alive game?
I CAN ONLY PLAY FOR THREE (3) HOURS BEFORE I HAVE TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH MY MOMMY. I CANT SPEND HALF AN HOUR STUCK IN QUEUE I CANT NOT LIKE THIS
JONATHANFUCKINGRETARD
>sorry guys we had to let all the chinks in first they paid big money
https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2080742649930363328
>>575129849For you
>>575130150NOOOO IT'S NOT REALPOOO1 IS DEAD NOOOOOOO
BALD PUSSY, BALD PUSSY, BALD PUSSY
>>575130143Poopen_Farten67
>>575130235for me it's chest and tummy uoh
>>575130119if the servers have your account ID cached it might let you in when your original position comes up
>>575130131I wish that was me
>>575130143BigDiggerNick.
>>575130176>3 hoursquite a easy 4 voidstone for the average gamer i'd say?
>>575128036anime website btw
how is it possible for poe1 to always have server issues while poe2 never has any?
>>575130235BALD FUCKING PUSSYBALD FUCKING PUSSY
>gogurt thread for league launchLegendary
>>575130210
>>575130289which one
Queue has never worked right.It literally doesn't ever go down until they open the floodgates.And I find it unbelievable that out of 200k people, not a single one had a crash/disconnect mid-queue.
>>575130289why?
estrogen? injected! league starting? worb of course!
>>575129674>was playing this shit and missed the queueFuck you
I'm sure GGG will be completely transparent with what reason there is for there being over 150 thousand bots in their login queue.
>>575130334>Uhh ask Jonathan, he's the one in charge of that
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kek I;m 213,543 in queue
>>575130404
>>575130176go early and come back when the servers are actually stable
>>575130373The girl.
>>575130150JonaGAWD won.
ah hell naw bruw
>230k player queueHow will poo2 doomsissies cope?
>>575130169You didn't notice 4chin got its own rabbi a couple months ago?
>>575129321>queue goes up four minutes after I go AFKyou're welcome
>>575130452she looks like me... thank you...
>>575130508by revealing it was a fake number and prove you were the coper all along
congrats poo egg. You are currently the fastest thread on /vg/
>200 000 people ahead of me in queueguys is that a lot?
YOU MOTHERFUUUUCKEEEEEEERS
>he is a jingakh
WHO SPILLED GOGURT ON THE SERVERS?
Weird how BAggots go for unsexy children when this sexy child exists
FIRESTORMOFMETEORS
>poe1 league>thread becomes a tranime general
just took my first sippy
QUEUE MOVING
https://youtu.be/5-YUUAixUjI?t=50Are they retarded? How are you supposed to see when you're crafting behind all these windows?
>>575130650ew
>>575130703Shinkansen
Hey, that's a nice dagger you got...
Ok so rolling magma is kill, what to level shadow with in a1-a3?
>>575130674>POE1 LEAGUE>A TOURIST ARRIVES
im scared
i think it's genuinely over there's thunder outside now
>>575130729Take that back
>150k botsThey are THIS desperate to keep POO 1 alive?
>>575130650they make the children very erotic
>>575130718>twitch drop is better than any challenge rewardsovl...
>>575130792comfy
>>575130817im sorry..
it's so fucking over
>>575130235
I save my adderrall for poe leaguestarts
i started vaping againmy bpm went down from 74 to 65 in a week of not smokingi might start again sitting at 284k
>>575130674make them repeal gr15 and you'll never have to worry about 2d girls again
GOOD CSM!
Hey, you're supposed to make your child sex artistic so people call you creative and genius
>>575130718>are they retardedis this your first leg?
Its over bros... I dont have a build...
man occultist isn't even good
>>575130885It's ok I was also very combatative, I admit BA has some sexy lolis as well
reply to this post for good luck
>People think this league won't be dead in 2 weeks when the poo 2'ers realise this is an UNC game
LETS GO LETS GOLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575130994My balls are super itchy
ITS FUCKING MOVING
>200k gamers being sabotaged by troonathan
ITS STARTING
>it actually is 200k for real
>>575130995actually this would be more painful than pleasurable at this point
Luminary is gonna be such absolute dogshit bait. I'm ready to quit the league entirely in 6 hours. YES
>queue is actually movinguhhh poe2bros???? there are actually 200k+ ppl in queue???
S A B O T A G EABOTAGE
LIVE!!!!!
how bait is merc cuckery?
>poe1 league starts>pedophile third world brownoid spam increases tenfoldmakes you think
THANK YOU LOLIBRO I JUST SPERMED
>it's a f-fake number
>>575131031I don't care
LET ME IN, I'M ALREADY 3 CHAOS ORBS BEHIND ON MY QUOTA. NOBODY HAS IT HARDER THAN MEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46_DEq3dA90
50 people per sec.... See ya next 10 000 years
QUEUE IS SO FUCKING SLOW
>>575131031>when the poo 2'ers realise this is an UNC gameThey had a year to realize that.
they padded 200k fake users in order to buy more time btw
>the queue is legit
oh yeah only 217k to go
>~2400 seconds at this ratefugg
the bots got the premium queue
just so you know if you post anime you wont drop a div until level 90
lolis are an anglo saxon thing not a brown thing
An hour to get through the queue
wait it's going slow as fuck lmao
>TFW NO HORSE WEBM ON LEAGUE START
QUEUE GOING DOWN SLOW AS FFFFFFFFFFUCKHOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Good luck everyone except the lolicons.
>>575131031poo2 plays UNCier though
>>575131237yea good try shlomo
LMAO ITS MOVING SO SLOWLY WHAT IS THIS
>~50 per second>202k position>60 minutesHoly fuck
>>575130143Nuttybuttslut
>Look away>queue only moves 1k ppl in a minutetiresome...
Good luck to the lolicons.
Good luck everyone, especially the lolicons
brb in 5 hours
be sure to have Quin69 on 2nd screen to accumulate twitch drops
>>575131224holy fucking mamajesus
>less than 100 people per secondChrist.Also,>Dude, the number went down, that means they're all real people!Or it just let in nobody and nothing happened. :^)
its gonna be so fucking laggydont forget the new MTX that splurges the whole god damn towngood lord have mercy
>>575130143sixseven_toucanunleashedd
>>575131312
>everybody clicked at the same time yet they're all somehow 190k+>have to actually wait through it
>>575131312here's your horse webm
200k queue btwww
Holy memory management crisis.
im approaching entrance
Bros, is it optimal to league start with a rock hard benis?
heh, I'm getting in soonsee you in 3 hours losers
>>575131495holy fucking BASED
>>575131515It cheezy?
bruh this queue is taking ages
>kicked out of queue >start again The fuck is this shit?
Happy to see they're letting tens of thousands of bots log in before me.
>>575131385Don't worry, it speeds up after the first 5-15 minutes.>>575131491Cute. What game?
You can post that
https://old.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/1v5ko82/wife_appreciation_post/did your wife do this as well, poeg?
>>575131464I'm just playing a different game right now /vg/ is still shit for single player games
>>575131512finally the dfc is getting attention
>>575131552Why does ggg officially hate ben?
How tf did anyone get in I was literally like 20 seconds late and it was already over 200k
>>575131495Very classy username, Takes.
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE 180 THOUSAND PEOPLE I THOUGHT THIS GAME WAS DEAD
Nah man im gonna go to bed its already 10pmFuck this
only 6 HOURS until I start flickering
>>575131495>My other ride is a mercenaryLole
5 minutes 10k down how's the league going?
>>575131619i havent talked to a woman in 3 years
>>575131497wtf have you done to make it shit itself
ebin
10k passed only 200k to go
>>575131442
>poe1 players are all anime pedos
>>575127954Wait, Foulborn uniques can't be donor uniques?
my power went off for 5 seconds
SAY IT WITH ME SIRSS A B O T A G E
>>575131491this is a bike
HROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH MOVE THE FUCKING QUEUE JONATROONEMPY IS ALREADY IN ACT 2
>>575131610Relink
ngl this is kinda bumming me out
>>575130994Good luck
Can I play the fucking videogame
159k is CRAZY
>>575131661all console players
HOW DOES GGG NOT HAVE NETWORK ENGINEERS ON THEIR LOGIN SERVERS THIS INSTANTWHAT THE FUCK DUDE
The lolis are going to be legal before the queue finishes
>>575131730now flip her over and nibble them too
>>575131764
>>575131702STOP THE COUNTALL BOTS STOP THE COUNT
This league will die faster than my average fart. Poe 1 players who played Mirage have been playing non stop poo for months and we both know how long people coming from poo 2 will last.
FUCK IT ICE TOTEMS INTO CRABS I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PLAY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
we are all watching aris this league
>Consolefags are in already that's it, last poo1 league bros, it was good while it lasted
>over 200,000 people ahead of you in queuejesus christ. i've never seen this number be more than ~80k
>>575131778>>575131825that's just on steam too
it can't be true that there's actually 177k people ahead of me
can all you 2jeets get the fuck out of my game
>tfw im in the streamer queue and GMs are busy death-touching hillock for me
THEY ARE ALREADY PLAYING AND LEVELINGYOU WERE SIMPLY TOO SLOW /POEG/ AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!
>>575131681Just have a build open. I don't know, maybe each loadout adds more memory used or something. That's pretty cringe if so.>>575131716No, neither can replicas.
>>575131785Jonathan is in charge of the servers ;)
>retards forget that standalone exists
>>575131709>anime
console players were able to enter the queue. pc plebs to the back of the line.
quin saying console players are head of the line and us pc master races at the back
>>575131948>GGG queue
FUCK
QUEUE DOWN
>Kicked from queue anywayLmao
FUCK YOU JONATHAN
IT'S DOWN
Fucking fail ass league
ah hell nah
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GGG WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DIDNT YOU WIPE THE QUEUE 30 MINUTES AGOYOU FUCKING RETARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>kicked out of queueWelp I give up. I'll try again tonight, fuck this.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST GOT FUCKING KICKED FROM QUEUEWHAT THE FUCK
SIKEDC
>>575132027JONATROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONWAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>disconnectAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TUUUUUUUUUNEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45bQGWmddvs
QUEUE CRASHED THANKS
HAIRED FUCKING RETARD
>QUEUE'S DOWNQUEUE'S DOWN>QUEUE'S DOWNQUEUE'S DOWNt
>DCed from queueFucking Jonathan
SABOTAGEJONATROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
and it broke again
You ARE getting chores done while you wait, right anons? You aren't just sitting there watching the countdown, are you?
NICEFUCKINGLEAGUENIGGGERS
>launch poe>black screen>cant even see menudoes this mean that my pc can no longer run poe
>disconnected from the queue>can't log in to enter queue
>alt-tab to check queue status>it crashedwelp
>he did it again
JOHNATROOOOOON
this league is fucked
Why were the cute Kei pics deleted?
LMAO FUCKING KILL ME
HAHAHAHHA LOGIN SERVERS DOWN AGAINHAHAHAHAGOING BACK TO 300k NOWFUCK THISNEW PATCH INCOMING>NEW PATCH INCOMINGRESTART GAME = INSTANT BLACK SCREENAHAHHAHA
Welp, wasn't worth ruining sleep schedule for this shit. Who could've known...
>>575131312Childhood living is easy to doThe things you wanted I bought them for youGraceless lady you know who I amYou know I can't let you slide through my handsWild horses couldn't drag me awayWild, wild horses, couldn't drag me awayI watched you suffer a dull aching painNow you decided to show me the sameNo sweeping exits or offstage linesCould make me feel bitter or treat you unkindWild horses couldn't drag me awayWild, wild horses, couldn't drag me awayI know I dreamed you a sin and a lieI have my freedom but I don't have much timeFaith has been broken, tears must be criedLet's do some living after we dieWild horses couldn't drag me awayWild, wild horses, we'll ride them some dayWild horses couldn't drag me awayWild, wild horses, we'll ride them some day
told ya retards100% chance for a complete crash
JONATHAN WON EAT SHIT WUNNERTARDSJONATHAN WON EAT SHIT WUNNERTARDSJONATHAN WON EAT SHIT WUNNERTARDSJONATHAN WON EAT SHIT WUNNERTARDSJONATHAN WON EAT SHIT WUNNERTARDS
what the fuck
queue is back up, just have to uninstall and reinstall to access it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>575132102im listening to this while i wait on the queuehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJI26voVj78
SABOTAGE
POE2 doesn't have problems like these btw
actualvibecodedleague
ROLLBACK INCOMINGCONFIRMED ON X
i was edging to that shit nigger jannie kill urself
FUCK OFF JONATHAN
???
SABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGE
>try tokon beta after waking up>PSN dead, game is dogshit japanese PC port>get ready for poe league>queue not up until 10 minutes before league>servers crash 10 minutes after league startNot a good start to my weekend :(
>>575132249cause no one plays PoE2
SABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGE
>maintenance
REALM DOWN
bruh
>forgot league was on>get into queue >position 200k+>queue dies>back on the same level as everyone elseheh..... nothing personell...
>currently down for maintenance
oh sorry little poe1cucks, your player count was looking a little too high there
queue's down
>>575132102hell yeah real boomer hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu5DCk2jTZU
>>575132141I started doing pullups and triceps dips.
There is no pain, you are recedingA distant ship, smoke on the horizonYou are only coming through in wavesYour lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying...
what the FUCK man
FIXCYOU RUFCIJKGAMER GGGG
I only slept for 7 hours to not miss the launch and now I can't even play...
every leaguefor a decadethere have been gigantic problemsthere are so many ways they can intervene this shitits not like ggg doesnt have the money
>>575132141I already did my chores and made red sauce for sgetti later so now im just sitting here pushing a button like a retarded monkey in a lab
>>575132218IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE CRYING
vibe coded league for a vibe coded gametime to EOS this old yeller
>50+ leagues>still have day 1 server issues
ya I'm just not mazed enough to sit here waiting to play your vibecoded league jonathan. fuck yourself
>>575132392black nail polish is my weakness...
so....they saw the queue still had 200k dead queue spots...and didnt just start it fresh until 10 minutes afterward????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
Kneel, poopwunners, and I might turn your servers back on.Beg me like the peasants you are.
>>575132428i had 0 issues the last 2 leagues
IM IN
yep I'm loggin in to Path of Exile TWO instead
4,8k
>new league>no stash tab salefuck OFF
>7kJUST GET ME IN
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU
QUEUE IS BACK UP
i'm in
17k to go!
>Octavian watching Jon sprint into the server room and rip the cords out of the rack
>operation timed out
GET IN HERE
Yarrra bad omen dis be
>>575132428This is the tiniest indie company you can imagine, they literally have Mark Roberts hand-cranking a generator to keep the servers up and you DARE to complain?
28kYESSSSSS
I'M INIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMIN
>be 220,000th place in line>unexpected disconnection>try again 2 minutes later>now 12,000th in linethanks jonny
GG EZ -170K
>>575132102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKybAhTw8iE
LMAO WHERE DID THE 250K GO POO1COPERS????????? LMAOOOOOOO FAKE FUCKINGNUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>streamer priority again
>>575132549arrr cool_matey!
>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP
>EU already deadfix your game GGG
FOURTEEN THOUSANDTH IN QUEUE
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575132483>i had 0 issues the last 2 leaguesfucking liar>>575132571>>575132554ok so 150k WERE ALL BOTS CONFIRMED
>It's not fair>This is what you have to understand>It's not fair>It's not fair>The world is not fair
>>575132102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZn37329uY
>>575132471are they retarded
Nice I passed 180k niggas thanks to that crashSmell ya later fags
nothing personnel
>Jonathan...... the servers
I will sell you all my spare maps at good prices lil queuelets
I AM IN
It's going so slowly.
>booted at 150k>get back in at 2k>get to character creation>enter name and hit play>disconnected>get back in at 42kfuck this
i am negan
>from 170000 to 10000The check will clear tomorrow, tubman. Pleasure doing business.
>48kfuck me..
>>575132662everyone's gonna be back in the queue constantly anyway through the next few hours
>be at 230k>queue restarts>12kth in line now>accidentally picked Stockholm serverDet är över
>>575132102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2WzTPOIWkE
Let us reminisce about the time before Johnathan wanted to kill the game.
yo lemme just cut in fronta ummm iunno a HUNNET THOUSAND PEOPLE
Path of Exile: Curse of the Allflame
TABULA ALREADY DROPPED HAHAHAA
>streamer priority>queue is moving slower than ever
>get in>disconnect in twilight strand>45k queueepic vibe code league markatroon
PROTIP ASSAULT BURGER SERVERS TO DISCONNECT LESS
cya suckers, im actually in
>Get in game>Create character>Crash loading into gameFUUUUUUUUU
Alright that's normal queue numbers now. Guess there were a bunch of phantom login requests from everyone spamming the broken servers.
>>575132508When was the last time this happened? Stash sale's usually on the 2nd weekend
you guys ever feel like you shouldnt waste your time playing the new league?
>>575132102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPIaw-MgNzM
>>575132798Det är aldrig över
>>575132969Only once ever, I think
>>575132969Never understood the logic behind placing it after second week.Well, a lot of ggg monetization makes little sense, but here we are.
FOUND INFAMOUS KINETICIST ON THE STRAND LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Winter orb...? Does babu go winter orb?
>>575133065the pressure higher at the start so people will buy regardless of sale ergo ggg makes more monai
>>575133091>temp merc
what build should i play
>>575132946Numbers are back to normal but it's still moving slow as shit
is the witch flat enough to pull off the tiger costume from that one video
I don't remember there being enough people to form a queue on Day 1 of Mirage. Alive game?
>>575133186damage build
>>575133091>merc in strandRetard.
>mfw ggg drone strikes the bot hosters to save the league startMy heros.....
cant be bothered playing
>>575133186flicker strike triple lucky block gladiator
AAAAAAAAA I WENT TO PISS AND NOW IM 37k IN QUEUE AND ITS SO SLOW
>deadlock detected 5 seconds into the beach>back to 45k queueKILL LOOTFITLER RETARD NIGGERS WHO CAN'T MAKE THEIR SHITTY SYSTEM NOT BE A CAUSE OF CRASHES
What TV show from the early 2000-2010s do I watch on my second monitorDebating between Burn Notice and My Name Is Earl
>>575133317ishiggydiggy
Streamers are already playing while I can't even queue without being disconnected every minute.
>>575132102https://youtu.be/Z2C03iEi234?si=2krYdxmrl0b7qVc0
>poop1 can't even handle less than 50k people without shitting itself to death these days
S A B O T A G E DABOTAGEDC U R S E O F T H E S A B O T A G E
>>575133343Malcolm in the middle
>>575133331heh, gotcho ass seethin. sux 2 be a filtercuck
>>575133430youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE&list=RDz5rRZdiu1UE&start_radio=1&pp=ygUVc2Fib3RhZ2UgYmVhc3RpZSBib3lzoAcB
>>575132102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lHsucf3oAA
>>575133024Det har alltid varit över.
lance is already in act 2 btwthis is what you get for not being an eceleb streamer
>streamniggers are already in maps
>>575132102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAllDLaRF10
i coin flipped chaos dot its so fucking over for me...
>>575132102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWqAiPtLZmQ
>my sound effects are off FUCK
Seriously how are they not gonna get sued by Disney for Pirates of the Caribbean
>>575133618>lance is already in act 2 btwSo how bait is luminary
>>575133618he's still on the fucking climb lmao
TyTyKiller just did the troon any% and backflipped off his balcony
102ms is fucking awful
Ben already got his first stone
REMINDER TO PLAY AT YOUR OWN PACE
ded gaem they said
Zizaran is already on his second kid
>>575134096>250k queue they said>suddenly 25k
hey guysplease upvote my reddit thread while waiting for the queue thanks <3
Soulrend of Reaping Assassin y/n?
>>575134096um that isn't 250k... why did ggg lie?
>>575134147ziz is so based
>>575134168Smartest 2rist.
>mfw i skrrt on these slowpokes
poe 1 needs the import build
>>575134254>of ReapingOnly if you're selfcasting or using CoC. CWC means only normal Soulrend.
I got into queue late and still not washed up on the beach yet. My trade league is so fucking over.
>>575134404its called brain.... sorry you cant buy it
I got in and it didn't let me create a character????
>>575134442Yeah self cast with eventual CoC would be the plan
Anyone doing the league mechanic
I repeat, I am STILL not in game yet. Queue going down 10 people every 3 seconds.
JONATHAN WHERES THE STASH TAB
>>575134528Probably works as a League start but idk about after it cause I'm a casual enjoyer of this game and don't get into any of the actually hard content.
>vulkan is brickedgood shit ggg
>>575135071Slams
ahemupdated filter when
FORSAN
>>575135013works fine for me
skip boat or good levelling shit?
What is a stone?
Uhh, poo2bros...? Are we raped?
No color slots feels so weird but refreshing
can you uh do the poe2 thing where you can use a skill from set 2 on your bar
STILL in queue
WHICH FILTER WORKS FOR MELEEREEEEEEEE
181k and it's not even 5pm EST
Sorry for this off-topic question but how can I complete this challenge? Is it completely random?
eu broswe got about 3-4 days of playingthen its back to 27°C at night
>>575135234This. I need an updated Maven filter and I dunno where to find it if it already got updated.
>>575135714unironically relog and it will let you in
>>575136343pretty sure grand expeditions have guaranteed 7 runes
>>575136341STOP THE COUNT!
Cool?
im following a build guide and i see thisdoes playing poe require you to wear skirts??
>>575136513Thanks, I’ll have a look at it
>>5751342912rist is a derogatory term for poop1 players, retard.
>>575136597new all time peak in 4 hours
my league is ruined
Died in caves, again. League over don't feel like playing anymore. I don't think I've gotten past these caves in a league start once in like 2 years now, act 1 needs to be nerfed already.
Convince me not to go scion, I know the only viable merc will be teh shitty fucking wander and I'll hate it but I still wanna play the new thing
>>575136726>Aldur's Saga instead buffs Grand Expeditions to astronomical levels, with several bonus modifiers that often guarantee Runic Remnants with additional Rune Slots.
>>575136726>>575137032
armor 2h axethats all i need
Are wisdom scrolls still in the fucking game!!!? What is this I have dropped 0
i dont think i can do it anymore. i dont have it in me to do the acts. im unironically a diablo gamer dad or something now but i missed the part where i have children.
>>575137417neversink semi-strict hides them by default
>>575136874why are you such a doomer
>>575137417Yea
>>575137503nevernigger is the dumbest fuck we're all reliant on
>>575137541I just don't like the game anymore and that bothers me. I don't get joy from it anymore but nothing has really changed, I'm just older and worse at videogames and POE is like a grim reminder of that.
>>575137804>I just don't like the game anymoreSO FUCK OFF THEN
>>575137918I am now, I just did my mandatory quitting post. I just WISH I still liked the game.
nice essence changes
>>575138306oh nice
AYOOO
How long until this league gets forgotten and we start discussing the game that actually matters again?
>>575138934nice english saar, your classes are paying off bigfully saar
Deathless butcher leggo
>>575138934>start discussing the game that actually matters againok, let's talk about roblox
>quill rain in ssf>im playing witchwell..... still playing srs
goodnightgonna get some sleep then play all day tmorow
>>575137804go take a walk and come back to play with enthusiasm
Unironically smooth EU LONDON expierence
I could sit and draw or I could play poe, just dont know.
>>575139753I think the problem with POE leagues is that they launch on friday, which is the worst night to launch a game for me because I just finished up a 50 hour work week and I'm fucking tired. And if you miss league launch I don't think there's a point in playing the league at all because you're too behind.
>>575139881behind for what? some people play for 2 weeks straight and then quit, others for monthsit's a fucking game don't fall into fomo
Holy hell, this game feels like such garbage to play coming from PoE2. I could only take 20 minutes before I had to throw it out. They should really just stop development on it already.
act 2
WHAT TO DO WITH ALLFLAME bitch on ship wont accept it
that weird point in development they decided to make act 1 significantly harder (i think this was years ago by now) actually did unimaginable damage to the game.
The new music is Warhammer as FUCK
>>575140270We need more beta testers before they port this mechanic into the main game
game is fucked for me. vulkan doesnt work, dx12 uses integrated gpu for some reason and dx11 is not rendering any particles as if i was playing with smoother lmao
>>575139881If you don't RMT, you are behind.Grow up and take the ssf pill
>>575140446The only boss thats killed me more than hailrake and dweller is maven
>>575140446>poe1ie still gets filtered by the rhoas in mud flats
Sweet, I thought they were getting rid of the flat mana cost.
comparison is the thief of joy
>>575140714ddu and install drivers with your ethernet cable pulled.
>>575140714For me it's constantly getting Deadlock detected despite never getting it last League.
>>575140728i genuinely think dweller is significantly harder than uber elder. in fact i think most of the act 1 bosses are harder than any endgame boss minus the uber bosses in general.
>>575140715I would rather be a bit behind than play ssf. Id rather>oh no this item is a bit more expensive than it used to beThan>well im never getting that item unless im extrenely lucky or put in 1k hours
>>575140715SSF just means i beat acts and maybe 4 maps and then quit.
>ignore boatnig>kill fairgraves>now boatnig won't take the allflameGEE GEE GEE PLEASE TEST THE MOST OBVIOUS FUCKING THINGS I BEG OF YOU
Do your fucking charts you spergs. After the first bathysphere dive, the bottom floor of the boat opens. That's where you drop the all flameAlso make sure not to sit around after putting the last lantern down or you'll drown
peak char name comin thru
who to watch for the twitch rewards?
>>575141520i died unironically while looting
>>575141520>do some stupid useless bullshit to cure bag cancerkill every GGG employee, humanity will only improve without their retardation
neat
>>575141708
>game didn't update while I'm asleep
>oh you want to go to town?>welcome to THE VOID
>>575141198deserved for rushing
>do voyage>no bathysphere>can't leave>logout>lose voyage and all itemsso they did QA on this right?
just not feeling it dawg
>>575142513niggydy did, you like it?
>take shit>wipe ass>go back to pc>asshole itch>go wipe ass even harder>asshole still itch>??????/
>>575141781Same that's why I mentioned it >CAREFUL EXILE YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!>yeah yeah whatev- oh FUCK>>575141831>Stupid useless bullshitIts literally the only new content what do you meanIf you hate it so much, just go down, place all 6 lanterns right on top of each other, then go back up.
the campaign is so babby easy now its unreal
>>575142748i still remember when they first came out with act 4, me and my buddy just threw ourselves into the malachai meatgrinder until he died. I think we both died like 70 times between us.
>>575142728you sound like a linuxfaggot>yes i don't want to do this>ERM JUST DO THIS SO YOU DO THE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO DOkys along with geegeegeenigs
I can't beat act 1. It's unironically just too hard for me.
>>575141773FUCK I FORGOT
WHO THE FUCK IS VOKASS THE DEEPDIVER?!?!?!
>>575142748Good, nobody cares about the campaign.
>>575143427uh but I do?
>tfw you're playing a starter that DOESNT need a transfigured gem
I don't understand this shit where once you place your last lantern you have to immediately run back to the thing otherwise you dieisn't the whole point of the lanterns so you can explore the zone
>>575143176stack cold res
You lads having fun? I was hype for the aesthetic of the league but I played so much 3.28, the current sameness of builds is hard to get past.
I am not feeling this league mechanic at all
>>575143692mate i cant be bothered booting up. im all out of juice for poo
>vesper wont take the sulphur purifiererm...
Another league of watching AwakenedSaxon and HomeDepot spam chat 24 hours a fucking day
Bros I played too much of PoE2 and now going back to 1 is tough simply because I don't have WASD anymore and am trying to get used to mouse controls again
>>575143613Yeah I don’t quite understand it either, first time I did the tutorial version of the mechanic I died almost instantly after placing my last lantern because the game didn’t tell me I wouldn’t be able to walk back in time. Weird, I imagine people will just place the last lantern super close to the exit spot
>load up poo1>remember flask pianoI might not make it bros...
the biggest fundamental problem of poe1 is that the hardest shittiest act is also the one where youre forced to play dogshit like rolling magma or fucking orb of storms. i just can't do a1 its pure torture.
Finished act 1 and closed the game to take a nap
wtf is this "first character to enter" shit and how do I get rid of it?
here's my new friend. say something nice
>testing luminary on standard>running maps looking for merc>already kinda slaps>peko-chan filter going "LA LA LAAA LAA LAA LAAAAA" over the US national anthem when I get a good drop>pretty fucking comfy bwosfilter: https://files.catbox.moe/ho5irl.zip
>>575144598stfu or ill be the first to enter your anus
>>575144670thanks for sharing peko
>>575144615here's your (You)
Holy shit Ethereal Knives is fucking amazing in early acts now. Smoothest leveling ever.
what is strong now for minions?
Not gonna make it to acts today because I'm too tired and I honestly don't even see the point in playing at that point. Wish GGG didn't promote FOMO so aggressively but this game is just dead to me now.
>>575140313act3
>>575144874you are welcome, peko!
>>575145031if you want leveling storm brand with living lightning
>>575129057You can buy a pet deer, anon
>>575143945Just use a gamepad duh
fubguns servants are slacking, the new league start filter sucks
>>575145160im going to play dom blow with living lightning. i expect it to such and get walled in red maps
>tfw working>can't play until night>league start is over for meWhat do I do pooeggers?
>>575145242funny, I just thought the same thing
>>575145779finish workrelax after workstart ssfgive 0 fucks about league start
>>575145779the league isn't over for months so you have time
>>575145892or you can just play trade and just.. not care??what's the deal with zoomies and their FOMO
>>575146130You have more FOMO over someone playing SSF than whole generation of zoomers
>>575145892Holy based!
anyone else getting loading screen cancer going back to town?
>Can't even kill a merc to hireThey weren't kidding about this Scion start shit.
why my merc is literally retard ?
>>575146906Hubs being so dogshit to travel to has been a long standing issue that they refuse to acknowledge.
>>575144327Rolling magma was the goat before the nerfI also like the feeling of weakling rising to god killer
Luminary with 2 mercs is fucking crazy
>>575144615>born againDid he do the holy bucket of water to reset his body count to 0?
>>575147548I bet HARD men do that a lot.
>the coast map layout got changed and I died to fire fury
>>575143793needs allflame from fairgraves first
>>575147428>getting spit roasted
eu started shitting itself yay
>>575144232Just automate your flasks retard
Just got my WORB. This shit is busted.
Gold piles in the mechanic are the best thing ever, so much gold to gamble for items in town, I've got 12k in the beginning of act 2
>>575147867>Nerf everything league after league>Now people think WORB is the shitMemes write themselves
>>575139821Draw is more fun, and rewarding.
>make poe2 more like poe1 with every patch>make poe1 more like poe2 with every patch
>shader 2600>shader 2100>oops somebody entered the town>shader 3000FUCK MTX
>>575147740Well I just logged off to take a break so yay.
>>5751483130 games 2 campaigns
JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK IS THE LEAGUE GOOD???????
luminary ascendancy doneact4 donenow we sleepies.
>drop in act 1guess I found my calling
SSF angle thus far - 9/10 kino league
So I didn't realize when she said the flames would go out fast that she meant THAT fast. Lost my HC char
this merc is what i can only describe as an absolute fucking murder machine
Act 4 2h40m /playedThe league mechanic is fucking goated so farED/C levelling is smooth as butterI want to fuck Valerie
>guides warn about scion lacking early damage>oneshotting everything with sunder and a mediocre weaponk
>>575148656I'm going to touch you in your sleep desu
bros I'm in act 2 and I'm about to give up I can't do rolling magma it's so shit. I can't play cold dot till library is there anything else I can do to get there please help.
how are you doing luminaries?
>>575149564unironically rf ezmode
next lemon>>575149918>>575149918>>575149918
>>575149343my toxic archer deleted dom second phase in like 10 sec....
League mechanic's quite fun.Low-level loot is real too.>13 Alchs before leaving Act 2 (I've also used 2)>3C>45 Transmutes>70 Alts>40 Augs>2 Chromatics
>run tutorial sea dive>get 40% res goldrim>drop tabula rasa from first 4-chart voyageoff to a good start
>>575145137act4 spent like 20 minutes buying fucking gems to switch a skill
