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everyone loves curren here
>>575177773WhoreSlutBlueballing bitchPublic Cum DumpUsed-up OnaholeManipulatorUmasta WenchUmafans Thot
>>575177408you could be the star of an ugly bastard doujin if you have a not miniscule cock, though. think about it.
>>575177892Hi I'm Everyone
YOOOOOOOOOOSH
What if...
read falco's storyshe's actually cute
So /uma/, do you see the power of Tachyon now?
>>575177773I HATE CURREN
>>575177773>>575177924that's me
Curren won
Noooo... I don't want to use a condom...
why are her eyes like that
>>575177976>she's actually cutewe know, anon. we know.
>>575178197Sexy? What do you think the S stands for
>>575177976no proof
>>575178197i want to paint her brown tits white using my cum. haha, wouldn't that be funny?
>>575177976FALSE she's....
>>575178197The S in Kris S stands for scary
Matikanecurrentiharu
I dislike Dumb Falcon.
>>575178197she's actually white
>>575178331You good?
>1340 speed with S distance is better than 1600 speed A distanceHigh rolls but no S are going to fucking sting going forward
I firmly believe Curren would have an innie puffy vagina that you would need to spread to see the clit and would be super pink inside, also laser shaved while Falso would have an outie vagina that would look like a light brown open meat flower with signs of manual shaving, like a showa era vaginaCurren's would require lube to get a finger in while Falco would get wet right away, both of them would be super tight thoughTheir anuses would be very similar, Curren would bleach it and wear a plug while Falco would lie to you telling she won't do anal, despite the dirt umas allegations which are true
>>575178445no shit
wahey
Im at banei todayI got 2 cute horse plushies
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>575178492the live shit keeps showing up on my YT feed ever since i watched even a little bit of ithow huge are those fuckers IRL
Note self: don't buy a 5th song in junior year or it will brick you later on
>>575178472lore accurate digitan post
>>575178356she's dark bay actually
Aiieee
>>575178548Pretty fucking bigThey have some you can feed carrots and they're easily 7" tall
>>575177773>>575177892Curren Chan is so fucking hotI want everyone on the internet to see
>>575178660>he didn't update his dirt TT team on GL
>>575177976>read falco's storyI DON'T FUCKING HAVE HER
>>575178701Are GL Dirt TT teams better than those built in Unity?
lowroll sucks
>>575178698karen-chan is only good for her body. she is nothing but pure evil inside.
>>575178701> Look at TT ranking> It's all witmaxxed Unity umas
Name an Uma uglier than Dumb Falcon.You can't.
>>575178793I meant sprint, that Digitan post got me acting unwise, sprint umas should be easy to make
>>575178816Curren Chan is arm candy!
>>575178851OHAMUSCERU
Hey
>>575178790the first half is literally free RIGHT NOW
>>575178445now add in guts as a special wild card into the graph
>>575178793??? yes?
>>575178967I DID THE FREE PART ON HER FIRST BANNER
MAYA GUARANTEES FAST LEARNER ON AUTO?!
>>575179012>rebuilt my dirters in unity because didn't get lh or tachFug
Bond Loa Grandson of both Cesario and Zenno Rob Roy, Great Grandson of Special Week and related to Maruzensky wins the Lilac Sho
>>575179012this one has medium skills too whoops, can easily be 90k with effort>>575179063gwo..
snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>575179047no she doesn't
>>575179075Maru spawns winning...I kneel
>>575179157I can't see Palmer as attractive knowing she's gay
>>575178957I'm sorry anon but I can't get hard to s*kuras
>>575179157she MILKED ME
>>575179157>>575179175
I impregnate the next Uma posted.
>>575179340
>>575178053BASED LAISU
was contemplating if I really should be running ssr maru over bakushin but even at 3lb she's significantly betterwill probably ticket to mlb still because ocd and 15 mood effect is like 2.5 TE, adds up over the run
>>575179401me and who
uh ohteio drank too much honeyade
>>575179435>significantly better25 vs 26 doesnt seem significant
>>575179452Oh no! Quick, sit on my mouth, I'll drink it for medical purposes
son
>>575179491the power is a big one nonnyalso this is just standalone, not even taking into account other cards stacking on it
kingu lurve
>>575179563now those are some big uma
>>575179491If you are f2p you can overlook those small differences, but if you are competitive they matter
>>575178551>end up with a UG7Actually didn't end up bad, even if I was only able to buy 2 songs in the first half of classic year
I wish I have OGuri
are we going to get this in globalwill i get to eat nuggers with oshi
>>575179614just grind her nigger
>>575179614
>>575179447kill yourself
>>575179691We got the horse sim event instead, but the KFC is for Japan only
Welcome to McDonaldsCan I take your order?
Every Possible wins the Yokkaichi Tokubetsu
>>575179743she fucking ate my fries
>>575179435Isn't Bakushin giga rainbow coded?
>run kawakami for prudent>teio gives it anywayhow nicenow I can get energy instead
who are you bringing to cm?
>>575179567
What scenario is best for debuffers?
>>575179694NTA but she will be mine in 1 month... I got her xmas version though
>>575179881Inari One, (Biwa or Doto), Tama
>>575179881the one THEY hate
Galilea Grandson of Stay Gold wins the Toyosaka Tokubetsu
>>575179882People say King's most alluring part is her King Halos, Digitan says it's her caboose, I say, it's her bare shoulders, which is why her cheer outfit was a downgrade IMO.
>>575179875nope
>>575179965SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
why does tosen jordan have the >:) and >:( faces
>>575179881Xmas Oguri CapAgnes TachyonNice Nature
>>575179875She's aight
>>575179881yellow falco, runaway suzuka and seiun sky
>>575179986Initial friendship
>>575177773Which one is more debilitating if it hits? Stam debuff on barely enough stam(like 16 HP at finish) or the dom?
>>575176684>I get the impression he's liked hereCouldn't be further from the truth.
>>575179881the hogbrickyspeed deboofer or stink neicha
>>575179986wow only a 2% difference between 35 and 50 spec prio? 35 feels unusable so many times especially finemo wit
>>575180012she's too retarded to move her eyebrows properly
>>575180038oh like that you meandunno, I never notice it. maru just came online for me and I just ran my debut race
>>575180076>replying to a 1h old post from the previous threadholy schizo or samefag
>My TT teams have to race against this shit that got 1300 stamina for no reasoncool
>>575179881uuuhSmarlconDigitanPasa I guess
>>575180021abhorrent teiopost, even worse than all of the disgusting fat slugposting and semen stories
>>575180117V was never caught samefagging so I'm sure it's not that
>>575177976I rolled Theme Song Falco and got her in around 50 rolls. How is she?
uh oh melty
>>575180152>slugposting and semen storiesqrd?
>>575179972the most alluring part is her excessive sweatiness
>>575180132Mejiro Australia
>>575180117No one likes you bwo
>>575179972I like her green dress well enough but I think the white one looks nicer. But what I really want is the red one...
now that Tachyon is out which MLB card should we save for?
wait if rainbows are so super important should i still ignore them until i get everyone's friendship up shit
I think nobody in /uma/ likes me guys.
>months of slacking off on my TT umas because I'm fine with class 5.5>see thisUh oh I need help what's the easiest way to build my new TT Umas?
>>575180152This CM is asking for it, literally the most cancerous CM to date, even worse than the Cancer CM
>>575180324Build them all in Unity
>>575180324TT is the greatest source of passive carat income, how can you post on /uma/ regularly and be a class 5 jobber, soon to be class 4
>>575180304noyou press it alwaysyou boost the others when you don't have a rainbow
I'm so angry today
>>575180324>what's the easiest way to build my new TT Umas?playing the game
>>575180365>TT is the greatest source of passive carat incomenot when autoplay gives you like 200 carats a day lol
Is VF the most SOVLful trainer?
>>575180398even when im very diligent in balancing out friendship gain in past scenarios friendship will often get lopsided even after babying iti just know if i just blindly leap at rainbows here i'll have like 3 fuckers at green friendship in senior summer..
My favorite umas? All the blondes
Taking off my oshi completionist title during CM because she can't run it and it's metaslop time
>>575180471not really
>>575180460>not when autoplay gives you like 200 carats a day lolassuming you get 10 carats per run that's still 20 runs at 50 min each, are you going to stay up fr nearly 20 hours just refreshing careers?
the dubai buttslut...
>>575180360So like, Riko + 2spd + either 2 stam 1 flex or triple wit should be my deck?Also, is Summer Gold Ship a must or it's a meme? I can't really tell what's gaslight and what isn't anymore
>>575180021Show me the nature deck please.
>>575180471>guy who uses girl as avatarno
>>575180482bwo that CM was like a week ago I know you're happy since it's your second one but dude
do we ever get to a point where we just have infinite tp drinks like grub
>>575180503ok let's say it's 100 a day thenthat's 30 daysyou do the math
>>575180498>>575180531Why don't you post your G distance oshi dominating CM?
>>575180503That's what bots are for, now easier than ever
>>575180307I love you unconditionally, anon. Even if you're probably a fat, balding ojisan behind the screen
>>575180163Any possible disadvantages she has over regular Falcon are negated by the fact that her song plays when her unique activates
>>575180125oh the exploit horses lol. Never thought of making my TTs with that
>>575180562I can't read this gwonone of the umas he ran were particularly sovlful
>>575180548...you got infinite pots in Grub now?>t. quit in 2019
>>575180125There is a reason: Yaeno deserved it. She is a good person.
>>575180516I borrow Yaeno Muteki and have 1 parent with a half assed looped oppression >can you even get 1200 wit with that deckyeppers
concert more like cunt insert
>>575180651It was her era...
>>575180515either should be fine, just do whatever works bestsummer goldship's skill is good to have for TT to inflate score since she can retrigger two gold skill while her inherit skill can retrigger one gold skill, she's good to get if you're doing fine on carats
>>575180536KEK
>>575180630functionally infinite i have like 70,000 fp pots
>>575180324>see this>get nervous and open game to check>I'm at 797kPhew, crisis averted.
>>575180706
>>575180659Why Yaeno?
>>575177976The world agrees
>>575180628This is a long CM retard, Ai-chan has long F too and Chevachi is not particularly strong either
>>575180694Each GW ended when you essentially blew your stock of half-pots and you rebuilt them over time until the next GWwhats even happening now?
falko is a legend changer
>>575180765she gives you hesitant late and the other late stamina debuff for free
>>575180770Cute dirters
>>575180786and?
>>575180738HARU SHIELD YOUR VIRGIN EYES RIGHT NOW
>>575180706HOLY PUBA
Logi Cape Grandson of Neo Universe wins the TVh Sho
>>575177630Ok WeW
Falco sings Rock me Amadeus
>>575180651She got all that stamina solely through headbutting trees and punching rocks. Be proud of her.
>>575180562
>>575180706Goddamn that bush is amazing
fat melty
>>575180759>doing careers on one half of screen>have these dumb threads on the other>now DogHos is back to putting up streams because racing season is picking back up and i put them on the other monitoraaaaaaaa
>>575180887actual sovl
>>575180706I LOVE BUSH
>>575180821Do you even care about late in xoggerslop? Here I thought to rent cafe for siphon since murmur is mid race for double down further.
>I've yet to have a brown person tell me to post my Ms VictoriaSome day...
>>575180562anon this means nothing to me, I have no idea who these tanaka george umas are
>>575180795they give that shit out like candy bwo they give it as gw rewards too so it's a self feeding loop
>>575180858Now he can participate in graded races, right? Looking at his race record, he seems like a promising sprinter.
sex with old umamusumes
>>575180706You can't post that here
lol
>>575180958Sure, you can borrow Cafe and ditch Gold City if you only want to kill the Oguris, who will go pace for sure other than the secret boss end Xoguri. I only want late debuffs in case someone plays Digitan, Brickey or any other oshipick late, it's a no fun allowed deck.
>>575180851>>575180981Running your off-meta oshi is SOVL, running an uma with G distance is also SOVLVF did both at the same time and dominated CM, got it?>>575180887It was a room match btw and notice how Vivlos still came 2nd when the 7 other umas were metashit? The Haru Urara guy is genuinely the most dedicated trainer in the entire server
>>575181083>Sekigahara Stakesoh no, which horse got to decide the fate of Japan for the next 300 years
>>575181058
>>575181125
Mikki Gold wins the Sekigahara Stakes
>>575181125off-meta is not enough for the criteria of sovl tho
>>575181164HAG SEXIMPREGNATING HAG SEXREIGNITING DYING STAR SEX
>>575181185I said off-meta oshi, what's your criteria for SOVL btw?
>>575181058sex with brats instead
>>575181164SEXSEXOSEX
>first we now have a vtuber general in /vg/>then there's an unironic shill defending and shilling VFIs this the consequences of "comfy" hours
>>575181171New Sundayman spawn
>>575181234good uma
>>575181254Wife
>>575180887the rudolf and tachyon are 567 dominators aren't they
there are fucking dirty grubbers among us...
>>575181223When will this be updated?I don't follow the guy but he's such a pathetic manchild I find it entertaining when he has a melty
i thought you couldn't get enough stam in GL
>>575181246Hopefully all of /vt/ will go back to their home general since it even shares the same name >>>/vg/hlgg
>>575180996then what's throttling people's progress in GW?Can you really overpower crews just by clicking into raids 24/7 from sunup to sundown?
we do this
>>575181125Wait you're telling me he had a 90% winrate on a G distance uma? And everyone in /uma/ is telling me he's a fraud?
>>575181368The "SEEEX" comments write themselves...
>>575181223Falco one was right though
>>575181379he also had 10% winrate on MANT lol
>>575181379reading comprehensionGOD...
>>575181354can't believe the holofaggots made their own general on /vg/ and they barely even talk about their dogshit gacha and livepost streams instead
>>575181379everyone is saying he's a ugly brown deadbeat faggot
>>575181426shut up
I wonder if the girls with covered ears have a hard time hearing what we say
>>575181368Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a father
>>575181448I don't think he's ugly. I don't care about stupid YouTube crap related to this game and I would never watch his stuff but he looks fine to me.
Browns being jealous of other more successful seaGAWDS
>>575181351show sparks coward
>>575181368*puts peanut butter on my cock*
>>575181443I predict their gacha's life wouldn't live long
>>575181246I don't even watch his videos but I will always respect him for running his off-meta wife because I'm not a sad metafag like you. I don't expect every /uma/fags to get this>>575181276Good thing because your oshi is good for (You)
Can I get a quick QRD and guide for Grand Live/Grand Concert? Is there any stat I should prioritize on my support deck like how you're supposed to get as much Race Bonus as you can for MANT/TB? Is there a recommended support card type distribution for your support deck? Is Light Hello necessary? Can I use Light Hello if I only have the R version of her at MLB? What about 0LB SSR Light Hello? Would I be better off not using her at all if I don't have her at 2/3/MLB? What about SSR Speed Agnes Tachyon, is she usable at 0LB or is she 3/4LB or not worth using? Is Grand Live/Grand Concert mainly for building aces or is it the go-to scenario for fan farming and spark farming too now?
I feel like a retard waiting for GL to redo my TT and now I'm back to playing unity with riko like a humiliated cheater
So with umas gassing out at stam levels that used to be more than enough, has guts become a valuable stat? The higher drain is happening late race when umas are running at top speed and guts' HP saving effect is active.Probably not good enough to justify gutsmaxing, but maybe good enough that it's on par or even better than stam for sparks and technique lessons?
>>575181368I will be the first non-pedophile to respond to this cute picture by saying how cute it is: It is very cute
>>575181557Not every (You) are equal
>>575181575When's our next big G1? I wouldn't be able to watch and bet next month so hopefully there's none next month
>>575181246>look it up>it's realWtf why, Holocure (phone tried to autocorrect it to Holocaust, lel) and that fighting game had their own generals on /vt/ when more were playing
>>575181379round 1 is always full of shitterswait for round 2 to see if he can keep it up
>>575181572why aren't you doign your TT umas on GL?
>>575181351Now do it in unity
>>575181503>I don't think he's ugly. haha...
>>575181625
>>575181368cute image sad how furfags would target children larping as animals and then groom them
I think Im gonna focus on power sparks and just slot a creek borrow because I can easily get 1100 power on auto with the mihono pow card but cant seem to hit 1100 stam
>>575181368They live in ipad baby times. They don't do silly shit like this no more.
Piko Rose Daughter of Satono Diamond wins the Niigata Nippo Sho>>575181625Sprinter Stakes last week of september I believe?
>>5751815756 had a good finish
>>575181625Uhhhh Sprinters Stakes in late September?
>>575181503
>>575181552who knows, cover has infinite money and the devs have run a bunch of other literallywho games for years
>>575181625Next one should be Sprinters Stakes in September(?)
>>575181571is this bait?
>>575181658nta but once free pulls are over I'll buy whatever sparks I need for LH or Tachyon and just then I'll learn how to manual GL
>>575181675I wonder why July/August/January has no G1s. Too hot or cold?
>>575181379Pretty much, /uma/ is mindbroken for things he did a year agoThey won't tell you he also won the triple tiara with Vivlos against 2 Still and won the Arima CM despite Vivlos having long G
>>575181571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBIDV5wUmsThis is the best QRD you'll get, its under 10 minutes
>>575181797Crazy
>>575181503>I don't think he's ugly>>575181552unfortunately all they need is a single retard whale to keep the game running for the next season, and vtubers have a lot of mentally unstable individuals with disposable income and zero children to worry about.
If i'm supposed to farm up 4 songs every year why did this bar fill up to max after 3 songs
Has anyone cracked a consistent 1100 stam deck for auto
please start erping instead of talking shit about whoever the fuck that is
>first time training ryan not as a parent>hot spring ticketHave I been marked?
>>575181915Yes check reddit for the deck
>>575181843>serirunot sure why, his style has never vibed with me, he has good catchphrases though
>>575181125"Dominated CM" when in reality it was only day 1 of round 1. You can say that you respect raising the aptitudes from G to A or S rank and bring it to the CM but it's only day 1.https://x.com/vvvivlosuma/status/2080831307198931332>>575180471>>575180562What about your soul and your oshis. Do you run them in CMs? I still remember the Medium B Taikis all the way back in Taurus 1 and I think those are more commendable given the lack of resources the game had at the time.
>unironic eceleb sloptuber discussionNow you know the vturds are here to stay
*closing my eyes as I slam the accelerator*you don't need more than 800 stamina for this CM anyway
Gib me (you)s too. I even post a brown
>>575181795Summer
>>575181583You are usually not buying the techniques you want anyways
>>575181557And I will never respect him for being a fake oshi player for 4 years >my oshi? hmmm Seiun Sky! >don't think about the fact that fronts are meta and she's the strongest >the rest of my team in that medium cm? uh xoguri and v.bourbon of course >actually I'm a front player>look at this dirt cm screenshot www debuffs are so bad in gl>what? why am I running xoguri and another debuffer? uhhhAnd then when fronts finally die and lates start getting strong>guys ermmm the vivlos!!! I like lates and vivlos (nevermind that vivlos is a strong late when she comes out) I never looked into if he did that with neouni (the most busted late) but I dislike his fake ass metafaggot lying ass, even if he plays for real now
>>575181797a whale winning CM on the chill server is so coolnow do it in the tryhard global server, win CM with Skyoh wait
>>575181675>>575181695>>575181716>>575181753>SeptemberSAFETHANK YOU JAPAN SUMMER VACATION
Give me a (You) or I rape Curren Bouquet.
>>575181968Kuteee S
>>575181968Sexy chocolate
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about VF. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>575181932I'll take him over the SEA/vocal fry Westerners that otherwise make guides for Global. Just bring the right cards that HOPEFULLY STAY IN THEIR FUCKING LANES and nakadashi Light Hello, this is mandatory to your success
>>575182023That's not a real uma fucking larper
>>575181968can brown umas have pink nipples?this is very important
I wish Teio sucked my penis like she sucks that straw
>>575181946It's so weird how deeply in love dudes here are with some random guys who play the game just because they do it on YouTube. This game is barely even interesting enough to play yourself, and they're watching others play it.
Good morning is this good roll
>>575182117She has very light pink nipples.
>>575181915Yeah just use 18* stam sparks while farming for stam parents bwo :)
>>575182117brown horses can have pink umanko so yes
>>575181690Have you not played Haru Urara's career? She does stuff like that nonstop.
>>575182161lucker
>>575182101i only really watch lightbirb, he scratches my autism just right
>>575181973But why nothing in January either?
>>575182161Nicely done. Unbricked in a singualr tenner
yeah fuck you
>>575181946Gacha and vtuber threads have 70% the same people ever since 2021. They've been here for half a decade by now or even longer.
>>575181857nah the gacha is gonna die in the west, in japan tho? probably will be fine
>get stamina 3 twice today>these sparksgeh...
>>575182161If it's got King Halo then it's got what it needs.
>>575182285when climbing mountains you do get surrounded by clouds
>>575182242To each their own I suppose
>>575182364I wanna fuck the retarded gayru so bad
>>575181941You know damn right if you ever got 90% WR that you will never get less than 80% WR after round 2And yes I use my oshi every CM>Medium B Taikis SfV literally used to be red shift at the time>>575181985>>575181987You know what I don't even watch him I just saw him post his results on TL several time and it baffles me that /uma/ is still mindbroken by him
>>575182163>>575182179excellentI like her halloween outfit
>>575181927I don't know what that means, but you don't have to worry about anything with Ryan. She is gentle and considerate and all of your times with her will be pleasant.
>>575181552they're competing with proseka which is still the best rhythm game gacha in the market btwso they will lose bigly
how can i help my falcon not get run over by hoguri?
>>575181985browns seem inconsistent until you realize they only care about appearances and will basically lie and boast (never mind the fact that this particular one dropped out of college which would've gotten him an impressive title to... stream mobile games as a full time job).It's why they resort to tracking wins and displaying them -credential waving- only to have a huge meltdown the moment they lose the thing that actually matters because their ego is very fragile and can't stand seeing a "you lose" screen.Also their fanbase is from the same region because no Caucasian is going to watch an ESL chink's 30 minute long videos unless they're a balding homosexual man trying to groom yet another ladyboy.
How is the amount of song points you get calculated?Why am I getting the same points count on a good speed training and a mid stam training?
C'estbon Cadessert Grandson of Symboli Kris S and Great Grandson of Neo Universe and Agnes Tachyon wins the Soen Tokubetsu, last race in Sapporo today
After collecting 4 songs i should stop buying even *lessons* right? Because those wont carry over to the next year? I should start buying lessons again in january?
man i wish there was a place that archieved all the worst shit /vt/ doeslike that one time they banned a guy because he replied to himself like over 50 times in a row
>>575182242he's so autistic I trust him with my life, why does he go over every single uma on the style cm guides, who hurt you autism number man
>>575182250Most likely a break after the heavy load between November and December, although I must say there’s a lack of dirt, long and sprint G1s
>>575181985he never used xoguri?? why do jealous browns need to lie
mayano is bugged to give 400 more sp btw
>>575182493???lessons are instantit is always random how many lessons you need to buy before the next song
>>575182397Gyaru are built for sex
>>575182471>unless they're a balding homosexual man trying to groom yet another ladyboy.STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS
>>575182474its just vibes bwo
>>575182543But I really really like Jordan
>>575182535so buy whatever lessons and then dont buy the song if it shows up until january?
>>575181758No, I am genuinely asking.>>575181843I will watch this. Thank you.
>>575182493yeah, unless it's the senior year in which case you go all outdon't buy hints or early energy because that will rape your currency
I'm mald why didn't I get the goldI had 18 before early december ended
>>575182651my initial purchases were hints and early energy...i thought you had to go for the energy if it shows up
>>575182573Tell me, what do you find so appealing about Tosen Jordan?
>>575182673I think the deadline is late senior november, when you get girl's legend u, and I'm not sure if it counts for the 18
>>575182446Tell her to close her eyes on the final straight
>>575182535>randomthere's actually a "pattern">Junior Year1-2-3-4-4-2-2>Classic and first half senior2-2-2-4-5-2-2>last concert2-2-2-4-3-2-2
>>575182535>it is always random how many lessons you need to buy before the next songBut it isn't. It's a set order
>>575181968Symboli Kris Sex my beloved....
>>575182471>to have a huge meltdown the moment they loseI don't watch video games being played let alone streamers, but even I can tell you they're doing this for attention. So that people post online "streamer x had meltdown" and others go watch it.
>>575182695You're paying 20 vovadis for a random hint or 30 for a bunch of energy that costed you ~2.5 turns to get when you could've bought 3 lessons that give you +3 stamina
>>575182535have i been gaslit
>>575182725Her voice, her happy go lucky attiude, cutely retarded. The summer alt is sexo borgar pocket
>>575182779>>575182782>>575182815fine, it is not random but variedstill i see no reason to delay lessons
>>575182756yep that was itthaks¨thought it was becasue i maybe headnt reacrteated fully with liugh hello
>>575182840You delay lessons junior year to see what your token output is and if you can push for a carry oversong
>>575182824Naruhodo...
>>575182824
>>575182902mating press after a burger joint date
>>575182614You only do this during the jump from junior to classic year to 'cheat' the lesson numbers. You should stop doing this later because you don't want to waste a song selection turn for important songs that only shows up in later concerts
I just saw Light Hello stuff a burger up her ass
I have to admit, the Currenposting has made me want to rape the SHIT out of her too. Together with Kitasan.
>>575182959that was me
>>575182641In case you aren't baiting.>stat I should prioritizeYou want rainbows, so Priority.>recommended support cardSPD and WIT for general purposes.>Light Hello necessary? R version? 0LB SSR Light Hello?Yes. No. Yes.>SSR Speed Agnes TachyonMLB. If you end with only 3LB after pulling. It can't be helped. If you have Hello, even at 0LB, borrow Tachyon.>building acesIndeed use GL.>fan farming and spark farmingUp for debate. It depends which sparks you're going for. Some anons are even going MANT for general dirt sparks. You didn't ask, but for TT most people are preferring Unity due to higher highroll consistency.
>>575182973lucky guy...
>>575182902>hmm i know some of these words
>>575182996use this one instead for this context
How do you like Jordan's character song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrTUGI8V9Y
>>575182971ahhaha you shouldl taTH thjygba FHYWASJF HYHHGASUSFYGYWARWFA SI FYCJUBG FYBB AHWIHKDSG H SHIT ANNO YOU SHOULD HAHAH
>>575182952>you don't want to waste a song selection turn for important songs that only shows up in later concertswhat do you mean, you prune a song out and get to the song quicker especially for skill points ones
>>575183042ei vittu makeei tämmöstä tulla tänne postailemaan
Raisu top meta and Rickey is a fraud???
Lord Filer Grandson of Orfevre and Great Grandson of Stay Gold wins the Korankei Tokubetsu
>>575183131FRONTKEKS YOUR RESPONSE?
>>575183131The strongest rice oshi...
>>575183171Another W for the Gold Clan
if i get stuck in fucking hoguri stam debuff lobbies in this cmi swear im gonnaim gonna stand up and pee into my jeansjust let it all out
>>575183270Marvelous Sunday would do this
>>575183270hope I can look
>>575183131>Teio 0% individual win
saw this graph, any thoughts on it? i don't know why they don't buy the +1 speed bonus song or some of the other specialty prio songs
I look like this
>>575183063Thunder Bird...
>>575183131yeah i think im going open league with this one actually
>>575183350Fat chud
>>575183198>Festive>because of her uniqueWAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SMART
>>575183198Inherit festive miracle is le good??
DARING STRIKE FINISHED????
Reminder that the mile CM will be End XOguri slop, and the one after another 777 XOguri slop
>>575183425It's another accel
>Need wit cards to shore up energy and speed cards to smash that 1600 limit as hard as you can>Neeeed to smash those rainbows rainbows bery bery rainbowsyeah i can see why everyone is starved for stamina and even power..
>>575183425after witgod released his festive smaru build people have started nyoooticing it's good under specific conditions
Rocket Punch wins the Kiyotsukyo Tokubetsu
>>575183478Laisu
this shit scenario is taking me almost as long as MANT...
when does umamusume get good
>>575183459CM19 is endcloser 777 Xoguri slop
>>575183552Didn't we see Rocket Punch last year?
I look like this which Uma is for me?
>>575181358yes
How many of you are running your dirt G oshis?
>>575183494it's good if the uma needs a recovery to proc her unique, so smaru, xog etcmight aswell inherit festive and get the recoveries, less stam to worry about too and you get a lot of SP in GL
>>575183603Natie
look how smart she is
>>575183601Prob another Rocket
>>575183609I will just use TT umas next CM
>>575183586if late doesn't start on a straight then it's not an end closer CM
>>575183609>posts a dirt D uma
>>575183645I'm so jealous of that 1 sportsball player who got to hear her do it live in that tv show
why did ever spend time and effort into this shit gameit is all just overpowered gacha slopfuck i fucking hate myself i fucking hate this game and i fucking hate all of you
>>575183494seriru's festive miracle inherit was one of the most retarded things that he has suggested
>>575183705Because it is gachaslop with Oguri Cap as in Peak being the MC
>>575183705oissu
i have no idea what i'm doing i'm just praying digital carries me
>>575183604just miserable
>>575183705yeah
>>5751836093 if i have time 2 if i give up
>>575183729It works if you farmed good parents
Should I just autotrain my aces instead of this sad outcome?
I wish I could stay longer for the races but I have to wake up early tomorrow and the schedule of some races make that difficult, thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, tomorrow there'll be two G3s, Tokai Stakes, the race that horses in uma Wonder Acute and Copano Rickey have won, and the Sekiya KinenFor the anons that are gonna keep watching please enjoy
>>575183705cum with me to the open side
>>575183729It worked on umas like smaru he was just wrong at suggesting it for everyone. His smaru was consistent too
>>575183609I would if it isn't a xogslop, it's a 'skip' CM if I can just throw a xog and win
>manual play>2400~2600 sp>independent training (auto)>3300 spDid I miss a step?
>self-invites herself into my adult man's roomthis conniving vixen...
>>575182996Thank you for your advice. I will apply them to my subsequen Grand Live/Grand Concert runs.
>>575183861ganbare
>>575183861Thank you for the keiba updates bwo gamba
>>575183705I mean yeah not all umas are born the same
>>575183895Your gazillion races that the bot can just do and still get 18 songs before december?
>>575183729It's simply because he forgot that Global players aren't as tryhard as JP players to minmax a tiny fraction of extra accel
>>575183662very kissable
>>575183729there was such smaru terrorizing /uma/ lobbies thoughbeit
>>575183705its just cheat slop desu
I found ex-bricked danchou's discord handle
>>575183895auto cheats
>>575183994if global aren't as tryhard why do so many jp players get dumpstered on global?
>>575183729>seriru's festive miracle inherit was one of the most retarded things that he has suggestedDon't think I've forgotten >>572155286
>>575183895The bots win races without stamina or aptitude requirements sometimes
is this good enough to use that much sp
>>575183330> You don't need to buy songs right awayYou do if they are +stat or sp bonus songs, whoever made this is pretty dense. Also they are doing 4-3-3-6? Most recommendations are 4-4-4-4 because, again, you want songs early and that's doable.
do NOT open
>open club screen>rank 457We're... we're stabilizing?
>>575184104which uma discord is he in
>>575183330Didn't read the rest. But he's right about FB songs being better than the rest.FB > Stat Gain > SP prio (you're supposed to be bringing high SP prio cards anyway for rainbowmaxxing)
jp had way more time to make aces inbetween cms, they have it once a month while we do a new one every two weeks>>575184115
>>575184239>1.6s durationno
I am a homo. Which Uma is for me?
>>575184307UMADASH IM BEGGING YOU SHOOT UP TO S RANK THIS MONTH YOU CAN DO IT
>>575183330literally just do 4-4-4-4, learn sp bonus song asap then stack friendship bonus
>>575184262he's suggesting 4 (queue a 5th)-3-3-6 where the 6 is all 6 FBonus songs
>>575184392nevermind it's actually 1.2syou're better off buying double OOs on velocity skills
>>575184392she doesn't look like that
>>575183609Me of course, with this uma that is clearly my favorite and going to win which is why she ended up with dirt B and medium S. I am in no way preparing the final solution to the Xog problem.
>>575184453>queue a 5thno, stay on 4th song and buy it after concert unless it's a must have song
training power gain +1 works with speed training too rightwhy are my umas powerlets
this is what she looks like
>>575184480
>>575184513okay, so what's the logic behind queuing the last song for post-concert, i know it's to save a technique, but isn't it better to have the effects now if you're getting a spec prio/friendship bonus song?
>>575184347I'll keep it a secret but this he yaps so much in it
>>575184541because going from +4 to +5 is not much
Stop trying to make me fap to Oguri Cap
>Takes my "on a date to the zoo with a cute girl"-virginity, and seizes the opportunity to teach random kids about Feng ShuiSomeone stop this woman
>>575184541Because you're not taking scenario link pow Falco on your runs.
>>575184683>power card
>>575184541you want to train umas with speed, power, and wit growth
i do not want to be the uma but i think i might like being bffs with an uma...
>>575184181Chrono is hot
>>575183609I would but I'm too addicted with autoclanking and seeing my fancount goes up by 15m daily Is this what Sweepyfags felt all these time
Is 2 speed cards enough to cap speed on a 15% uma? I took 3 to a 10% uma and ended up going over 1600 the other day.
next, oguri...... ate all the food! and got fat! ahahahahaha!!!!
>>575184239>positioned towards the frontDo I even take this for TT backliners?
>>575184681now I feel less bad about missing her. I'm saving my on a date with a cute girl at the zoo virginity for Pokke.she gets in an argument with a kid about powerscaling animals.
>>575184817it's like using 1 speed card on 20% umas back in unity, you can do it but it takes a good run to happen
what happens if i prioritize zero skills for autoplay
>>575184881>she gets in an argument with a kid about powerscaling animals.Does she win?
>>575184585>>575184902how is this relevant to the thread he's not even in the club anymore/vt/ was a mistake
>Tachyon completely drained me so to the point I have do stories for resources >Digitan story is literally her and her trainer stalking other umas on race not sure what I expected
>>575185016Nah he's a fag till the end
>>575184907If it's possible, I'll give it some attempts.
Bwos, is there site with guide per character, like do you need to take Potential Lvl5 for Bakushin or Staggering Lead is a bad skill? For example
>>575185016umama...
sakura chiyono ... ganbari mas!
does Summer Maru unique provide any value to pace chasers?
>>575185016what does /vt/ have to do with all this? i'm confused
>>575185016He deserves it to be honest
>>575185131midrace velo is midrace velo
>>575185078staggering lead was good when a bakushin full of wit was able to block every front, but there are stronger umas now so she may not be able to use it>>575185061>>575185125>>575185168reminded me of the uma sisters pic lmao
>>575185016He deserves to be a thread lolcow thoughever
>1st Concert>Great Success
>>575182330We are talking about people who talk shit to people who don't pay hundreds in donations on top of a monthly subscription to a millionaire. They will be fine
>>575185159Club drama is made by /vt/ fags, it was proven by top Teiobro scientists.
>>575184683Mihono power mogs
>>575185239WHORE
>open threadDON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BROWN SLOPTUBER THAT WAS FILTERED BY MANTKILL YOURSELF
>>575185350Be the change you want to seePost sexy umas
>>575185295ug mayano lmfao
>>575185016>kicked a member because he was posting in another thread and baseless schizo accusations>"you fucks didnt contribute anything to this judgement">people found out he wasn't the schizo at all>started blaming the danchou for it>kept attentionwhoring that it was his mistake etc>"I was pressured by the thread to kick him" after saying the thread didn't contribute anything to his judgement>attentionwhored more that he'll quit>already told by a lot and his members not to quit>sent his application to /uma/ club>sent THE RAPED emote>left the club without even talking about it beforehandHe deserves all the hate
>>575185205I said for example i need a site with recommendations what skills in potentials are good bwo
>>575184983she gets too excited to learn about animals halfway through and forgets it entirely
>>575185385Got it!
>>575185392Is she on sprint or stamina?
>>575184564she doesn't look like that
>>575185430Vivlos isnt sexy
>>575185408What's the club name now? I want to check who is danchou now there. Also that story... lol
gn uma I love you
i fucking hate the french scumkill them all nuke them
>>575185446i think shes on balanced cause i wanted more wit padding, she got dirt aptitude up so she lost less races
>>575185450I will not be baited into posting more proof that Oguri does in fact, look like that.
>>575184115Seriru won though
>>575185408Don't forget Totopo accidentally rejoined and left and Hayashi was begging or something
>>575185385this thread don't deserve pretty umas right now, opening this thread during SEA hours was a mistake, nothing but drama and shit
>>575185482Brick-182
>>575185508>won Taurus (the most sovlfvl CM) and Taurus 2>won the first Ms Vicky CMhe won
>>575185464proof?
>>575185491meisho tabaru will do it
>>575185430Vivlos is so sexy
>>575185591Would be the most ridiculous meme outcome of that entire ~40 year crusade waged by jp keibafagsdoubly so if it even outright rains before the race
>>575185537
>>575185408>totopo was an /uma/ club plant
>>575185696Your umas should concentrate more
>>575185537uma.moe says he left that club and is on / uma /?
>>575185483Gn bro!
>>575185382what a donkey
Is it ok to ask for LONG boots if i really really need them and i am newcutie?
>>575185909Ask away just don't ask dirt sashes
>>575185909mile med and long boots are free game
>>575185909so long as you don't ask for sashes
>>575185575You've been posting it.Sexina is vastly superior
>>575185909Anything for you Ulala
>>575185408we're doing fine without that faggot anyway, auto literally made up jump by like 70 ranks so we're gonna stay A+ comfy
>>575185816CURREN RAPE
>>575185696>Skipping the uman rights goldif one of your two fronts late starts the other instaloses
> Check my fan stats since auto got added> 10m a dayThese parent runs are going places
>>575185968
>>575185909You can ask for whatever you want. If you ask for sasges however you might need to clarify that youre a newcutie who needs them.
>>575185295>>575185392When did people stop replying to you about the colors on your image and why haven't you still fixed it?
>>575185863Special
>>575186092you can make the joke that many times before it gets repetitive
>>575186046I've already said I've fallen for the propaganda aieeee stop posting this beautiful queen
>translators kept oshi in the game untranslated but translated oshikatsu as simpingweird choice
>>575185825Yeah left for /Uma/Club
Let me ask if this is the maximum strength frontGAWD setup for next cm, given unlimited cardstachyon MLBLight Hello MLBSMaru MLBcreek MLBfinemo MLBbourbon wit welfare
Verxina is a loser no one wants her
>>575186164Given unlimited cards you probably drop fibemo for teio
>>575185346if u are going to say that, at least use an uma who isn't the city bicycle
>>575186164Use CB instead of FineMo, depending on your parents you may be able to use the new free card instead of Creek and buy the gold, otherwise Creek
>>575186092its not fixable unless i turn it off, i bought this monitor with a lot of money and intend to use its features not a joke just not fixable
verxina will be the last of the V sisters to get married
>>575186223>beautiful uma with self esteeem issuesShe's literally built for losing to the first man who shows her affection (her trainer) (me)
>>575186139https://x.com/denfaminicogame/status/2080599098311524465
>ace run digital has a great spark list>but it's an ace that barely racedAIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>575185537tf? i thought that club was chill
>>575186139they translate with vtumor fans as the main target in mind
>>575186291V has sisters?????
>>575186291ILL DO IT
>>575186164No. But the true top deck cannot be discussed here without the parrotfags crying about it. I'll probably it next week after running some front Rickys.
hourly reminder to do your career and make danchussy happy
>>575186139Happy holiday!They really fuck up at times for no real reason
>>575186164What about your dildo?
>>575186476until half tp is over I'll be clocking 20 parent careers a day, danchovy better be happyand if he doesn't kick the flatliners I won't be happy
>>575186476But I need to save tp in case I want to reroll sparks once my borrows refresh.....
>>575186164Some rickeys are dropping bourbon Wit
>>575185952>>575185957>>575185965>>575185984>>575186057Ty bwos you alright
uma vore
>auto get's 2nd highest rating just 100 points away from my high scoreBROS...... GL.....
>>575186668dont feel badauto cheats
I'm fuckin hammered, boysDon't stop til finish.
>>575186576Which club, I will let them know in the danchoucord
>>575186351Oh boy I just love localizer le FLAVOR~ TEXTO~A bullet to their heads please.
>>575186703I won't tell you and I won't complain in chat I'll just leave if there is any flatliner 1 day before gibs.
>>575186356it is, ex danchou was just a pussy and a faggotHayashi forced that name change 2 days before he left btw
>>575186802>>575186356see>>575185225
>>575186698DRINK MORE
Clubs without dumb drama stay winning
>>575186351>my money goes to thishow is it possible that every trannyslator manage to get a job
*rapes danchou*
>>575186868what are you trying to prove you faggotclub is fine, that guy was a faggot is all
>>575186963>chill club>this guy
>>575186958Translation isnt the issue, localization is
>>575187038he's not there anymore thoughever
>>575186962>change club name to brick-182>send this emote>leave
>>575186226I'd fold instantly
>>575186958They all know each other and the bar is really low
>>575186589that's why your danchou went to buy milk but never came back
>>575187324Nyo..... come back almonddanchou please.....We have flatliners you can replace
>>575187365Almondanchou got pregnant
>>575187393It's true, I'm the baby
>>575187393and then she got stabbed in her apartment...
>>575179881HogBrickeyand I going to be stupid and bring summer Mack, she'll have Maestro but I'm also bringing 564 to see if I can trigger Heart All Set
>>575179881maybe I mutate makween
>>575187456
>check hakuraku>late surger Rickey has a good winrate because everyone is running debuffers so she can still get chance of victory off despite being a backlinerUmazing
>>575186046I love the one where she holds up the phone
>>575187538>>575187456I fucking hate Akasaka with all my strengthKaguya got boring after the christmas arc when he just butchered my favorite GOAT IshigamiONK went to shit so fast tooall of this because he's a retard who can't write a good ending no matter what and wastes his time playing Apex with vtuber instead actually think about writing in his manga
>>575187652eslGOD
>>575187585both are evil babies
>>575187652>good endingMore like he should learn how to write a good beginning. There was absolutely no reason to kill off Ai, the only reason anyone watched that shit
>>575187673I'm too busy juggling between playing a video game checking auto runs in 50 minutes and posting in this thread give me a break FUCK YOU
>>575187585>aruvu>kindin what fucking universe?
>XOguri won 10 out 10 room matches i was testing on, some of them by 3-5 LYeah this is probably one of the shittiest CMs so farthere's literally no counterplay, fronts can't even compete, on the last corner all the XOguris zoom to the front and everyone else just eats dirtShe's immune to stamina debuffs too so nothing to do thereThe only room where a Rickey won was because there wasn't any XOguris at allYou can't even gamble for a win, shit doesn't work. It's shit.I'm confident if you don't have XOguri, you won't make it to Round 3Time to start making parents for Mile CM instead this one is FUBAR
Kind of hate GL.After playing GL twice when it released, I went back to just autoing careers for fans and sparks
>>575187776>full corner midrace mileslop that'll just be end closer wankWow.... so cool. The first 3 cms for this scenario really are dogshit
>>575187719If you're mad just go coom-sume some artwork featuring ONK's female cast.>>575187776>Dirt specialist Falco>that winrate
>>575187932I liked ONK enough to watch/read it all I'm just mad akasaka is a fucking hackmemcho was cute
>>575187776please don't get mad at the next mile CM meta uma ok
>didn't get xoguri>destined to lose every cm she is good on (a lot of them)when does it stopwhen does she get powercrept
>>575187932>picrelwhat the fuck does fuku have to do with Oshit no Kong?
>>575187635why are curren's boobs so big, it's getting me horny
>Start of game>"Haha, start farming for Groundwork parents bwo">Farm to get 9* GW across the Parents/GP>"Haha, don't forget your Greens to proc it">Farm to get GW AND greens like Front Runner Savvy, Firm Condition, or Right/Left-handed on the Parent>"Haha, don't forget to get Dodging Danger, Prudent Positioning, and Ignited Spirit Wit for the lane speed tactic.">Pre-Unity buff and Pre-Auto, had to pray to the Gods that you inherited Ignited Wit from Inspirations while you were either farming Parents in MANT or URA>"Haha, Sweep Tosho just introduced Restraint into the game, don't forget to get that spark too">Have to restart your farming loop all over AGAIN to add Restraint since the source of the skill comes from a single Uma>"Haha, URA just got buffed with new skills as well. Don't forget to add Racing Spirit skills as well to your sparks."MOTHER OF GOD, DO FRONTS EVER GET A MOMENT OF REST FROM FARMING. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ARMS RACE OF SKILLS THAT KEEPS GETTING PILED ON.
>>575188112this is why you settle and do compromisesparent farming is an infinite impossible task
>>575188112you do not need restraint thougheverbeit
what actually happened to almonddachi, he dropped the game or what
>>575188038The ride never ends, she's just so fundamentally good and simple that she'll always be relevant.
>>575188215yeah he got burned out, idk if he plays still I forgot his name
>>575188112also don't forget to buy every meta card, as soon as palmer stamina drops, your free trial of TTL from wit bourbon will be expired
>>575188215He found a cute trainer boyfriend to train him.
>>575177773This is my precious little sister
>>575188038anon, you should have known better than to root against the Chosen One of japanese horse racing
>>575188215She wanted a chill club but instead got a club where people had to be kicked so she moved to a C club
>>575177773Slut thread....?
>>575188038you SEE the joke is that she EATS so much she TURNS into a TRIANGLE!HAHA VERY CLEVER KOJIMA!
>>575188387this but with Doto instead of Brickey
ogurifoodlaugh now
>>575188112I do the bare minimum as to sneak into the finals and then I hope my opponents are weaker (they are)I also have a job and couldn't give a shit about an extra $7 in carats or a CM title when it'll be slop to keep the predominantly brown masses entertained
>>575188291Spring Song...you're supposed to be DEAD
>>575188476haha
>>575188038/ourtyrant/ will save us
>>575188421haha that is so fucking funny
you are eating us out of house and home, OGURI CAP
>>575188460You're tongue kissing Rickey
>you will get tired of looking at her legst. wit GOD
>>575185392>me testing auto with 2-3 speed cards on 10+% speed growth umas and I'm lucky to see it go about 1100 more than twice>1 speed Mayano with no speed growth breaks capEvery step I think I progress with auto, I end up taking two steps back.
>>575188676Thank god for race skipping
>Dancho realized he no longer needs us
>>575188252but muh scenario link
>>575173341Feels good to be a lifelong Philly (Filly) fan!
I miss golshi gameat least some variety was allowed
>>575188112you are wasting your time, you do not need restraint let alone the URA skillsparent farmers are just gaslighting you because they dont like being the only ones who wasted their time
>>575180125>my TT teams have to race against overstammed shitters with no Speed or Wit
hag umas can be quite big
>>575188112this is true >>575188882please stop farming i'm begging you
>>575188939Imagine the hag stench
>>575188193Restraint is really good this CM though. Preventing rushed when we're struggling for stamina is damn good.
Started playing a few days ago and saw something about a selector ticket. Did I miss it or has the mission for it not released yet?
>>575180125>760 wit
I think Super Creek is really, really cute.
>>575188350but Almondlove wasn't even chud tryhard club...
>>575189028it's a part 3 reward
pov: my wife helping me get back home to the mejiro state after a quick trip to the hospital (several hairline fractures on my pelvis)
>>575188974wonderful aroma*
>>575189028the part 3 missions have not started yet you will get it there
AGP Oguri Cap my beloved
>>575188676have witgod said who's his oshi
I had a dream a month ago that Riko would find use in this scenario and people would only realize like after a month.
>>575189207pasa
Is Wuby's card any good?
>>575189101
>>575189207El Condor Pasa
>>575189207i thought it was obvious>HOGuri>VBobo>S.Maru (former)
>>575189207El Condor Pasa (pace promoted)
>>575189207kawakami princess
>>575189223I had a dream a month ago that Riko passed out after I made her bounce on my schlong nasty mode and I had to explain to the hospital staff what happened
>>575189232>>575189101The artist hasn't drawn the 2 other siblings yet
>>575189224>>575189242he's lusting after dat latino ass, I can respect that
>>575189207If you tought it was El Condor Pasa you were mistaken.
>>575189276Did any anon ever tried to follow the Pasa shilling? It didn't work, right? Kinda wish for her alt to be confirmed soon just so the guy can rest
>>575189386I think he's lusting at that pace promotion (he bought groundwork)
>>575189207kawakami (he got raped and marked across servers)
Where the white women (Grass Wonder & Taiki Shuttle) at?
Why did they make Light Hello Lêsbo Hello?
>>575189402it was decent in cancer 1 and virgo 1 at least
>>575189387it's more of a joke given his fixation on her
the cutes
>>575189574Stupid fat chud
>>575189574specute looking excited to have sex with me
>>575189351Tama is always cute even if she's cosplaying a loser
seeker of the pearl
without the auto mode I would drop the game because making parents for Rickey is some bullshit
>>575189636seeker of pearl’s eggs
WTF CYGAMES THIS IS SLAVERY AAAAIIIEEEEE
>>575189062She really is.
>>575189596>>575189609SpeCUTE
>>575189574Spechan a cute
Ramonu fat lol
>>575189756IS THIS A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD/10 CALLING ME MASTER?!?SPINSTER CRONE! TASUKETE!!!
>>575189764>>575189784god i wish umawives were real
>>575189784>>575189764>>575189574Special Cute
>>575189402I got plat with her on the snowy sprint CM but didn't farm groundwork, that was too much work for schizo ramblings
>>575189207Someone should ask in one of his streams
>>575189764>>575189784why is she so fucking perfect
>>575189832she's a big uma
>>575189101>>575189232>>575189351Who gets to be best girl, Inari One?
>>575189832that's a big mare....
>>575190013Dober is definitely Nino
>>575190013That would be true to life
>>575189386Seeing huge latina ass changes the Japanese man forever
>i will put digitan's 3 g1 wins gauntlet to the end because these clicks are too juicy>get 4th on takarazuka kinen somehow>can't clock
Nino, my beloved...
>>575190229How many chapters will it take for Dober to go from "ugh him again" to this
>>575190295the entire manga
>>575190102>>575190229>>575190295i want to put this foid in her place
>>575190380You want her to be like this...
>>575190167Imagine if we get the nips travel to Mexico for big booty latinas. Im sick of sticc umas
last jiggie of the night https://jiggie.fun/JxtAvT>https://jiggie.fun/JxtAvThttps://jiggie.fun/JxtAvT>https://jiggie.fun/JxtAvThttps://jiggie.fun/JxtAvT
I wanna fug the neko
>>575190295>>575190229>>575190102Wait wait wait since its late 1980s era its gotta be Gold City who would also salivate for Gyaru-oh trainer right
>>575188112Don't forget Firm Resolve : )
>>575190445Yes
What is best way to roll new umas for newquite? Hoard 200 rolls and hope for tons of offbaners and buy one for 200?
Mejiro Ramenu
>even more people are running double debuffers after summer golshiWhat's the point of playing this kusoge anymore?
>>575190009close enough to preg *unzips*
>>575190691Damn. Her ears are sharp. I never noticed that. That's a batmusume.
>>575190697Just be lucky and win!
>>575190709
>>575190697what other options does a nigga have if he doesnt own obuhi fat
Mejiro Ramonu is so incredibly ugly.
>>575190697nonewelcome to the truththis is a shit game for shit people
>>575190697making your oshi team of 15 play TT until debuffs get banned
>>575190690>roll new umas>newcutieI think its best to paypig with selectors or scam SSR gacha ticket to get what you want.For f2p theres options like SSR scamcha ticket in one of the shop not sure how soon and daily legend race.
Light Hello owes me sex
>>575190167Pasa...
can someone tell me why this happens>same sparks>first deck 2 speed, 2 wit, creek, light hello>second deck 3 speed, 1 wit, creek, light hello>second deck gives like 200-300 more stamina than the first
>>575190697just afk b finals ad nauseam and enjoy the uma stories vro
>>575190823is this considered a dad joke or a mum joke
>>575190690You can buy a selector for $20 and you get to pick any uma you want. Otherwise use the carat calculator, set apart rolls for human rights cards, and then roll on meta uma banners of umas you may like and get spooks there.The other way is daily legend races and buying star pieces from the shop every single day, but that takes time.
Woops, there goes my suptix funds. At least it seems like you can raise umas here
>>575190990I am the father, so she made a mum joke
>nigger nature just straight up kills other aces with triple gold stam debuffs without like a billion stam/recovery investmentGuess I'm running XHog
>>575191046why are you german
>>575190948Umamusume is an RNG game. Or the extra speed card was Fuku. Either way.
got me hanukkapgot me grass wondergot me symboli rudolfyep, cm prep’s done
Fan runs? Setting up the autotrainer even a single time per day with even 1 Japan Cup? Feh, no need for that. 16k fans a day is sufficient!
>>575190927>>575190852Literally no trainer could stay professional with her
i can't wait for 3rd anni where major banners will be every 2 months divided by the speed factor (so roughly every 1 and a half months)>anni + scenario 1>golden week>scenario 2>half anni>scenario 3>new years
>>575191162>Bringing dom instead of stamina debuffers on a event with shit stamina gainCmon now
https://youtu.be/kNK2cQPUNfc
>>575190858>>575190998The thing is i need to roll something, to get all 1 stars to 3 stars otherwise they all bad parents>>575190998>You can buy a selector for $20 and you get to pick any uma you want.I thought it random are we talking about Rockie starter pack B?
>>575191234that dog in the middle back is kinda cute
>>575191250The $20 selector appears on every anniversary, right now we are on half anniversary so we don't get it, wait a couple of months for it
>>575191223XOg can tank double OG nature with 564
>>575191184>>575190927>>575190852
>>575191378do you win even without midrace if you just outstam everyone?
>>575190852>>575190927>sloppaFUCK
>>575191250They selectors with some carats during annis.
>>575191250Wait for this banner next month or Sept
>>575191167>fans for danchou? on second thought, no.
>>575191250if you want to roll for umas you can do it right now on the brickey banner or wait for this onemake sure yo have 30k carats before rolling on any uma bannerif you're a newfriend don't worry too much about parents, you can make parents with your starter umas the only thing is you won't get their uniques which is w/e since none of the starter umas have a good unique to inherit
>>575191565>>575191565>>575191565
>>575191234
>>575191471What is this dock? I actually want Narita Bryan and Bamboo memory too??Tell me bwo is second pack costs 70$ or it's 50$?>>575191501I actually want Inari One and Tomamo crossI think i'm gonna buy starter pack B and use 1500 carats to 1.5 ani random uma>>575191357Got itTy bwos
>>575191669Thats Believe the straight man and tardwrangler of the sprinter tards
>>575191694Its Henry's carat calculator. Just google it and save a copy to your google drive. I dont know if its total cost. They havent sold double uma selectors yet
>>575190697>just make 3 (three) functional umas in the most fuckass RNG scenario to date in under 2 weeks bwohmmmmm............. nyo. I would rather give everyone else cancer.
