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Bed breaking sex with Narita Brian
Kind of a shit OP tbdesu
see you in 50mins
>>575323238>>575323275>spe/golshiOhnonono i dont want to farm another 160 long boots nooo
>>575323365Oh yeah
Stego cute.
>>575320821(again, iirc) the reason she stayed that long in the first place was to monitor Admire Groove because at one point she looked at her and went, "If this uma continues like this, then she will never get [HPED]" which is NeoUni for "If this bitch continues to act like this she will never score"
>>575323450Newcuties are allowed to request sashes and whatevr shoes they want in their club
>>575323582>another ten out 160 Danchou taskete...
getting super creek pregnant and then having sex with super creek while she is pregnant
The gacha gawds will bless me with MLB Seiun Wit today.
Teio!
>>575323497Less about score, more about following down the path of her IRL counterpart. Aruvu couldn't break out of the bubble she was in until she met Duramente and was desperate to go see her run. She tanked physical and mental pain to go see her, because magic fuckery was trying to stop her from going to watch Duramente (because she would've been dead IRL by the time Duramente started racing)
>>575323664Auto career is your friend!
wow tt umas are all wit maxxed in unity. gl really sucks huh
Why does my trainee have a hotel chair in the corner of her room?
>>575323687many are saying this
>>575323475massive improvement, keep eating and get fatter
morning
>>575323701I burnt some incense and asked for some good luck for the club I'm in, and I'm going to retroactively add you to it
>>575323880She so cute
AIEEEEE HOW DO I 1300X3 FOR SPRINT
>>575323786They're pretty comfy
I'm racist. Give me an Uma wife.
>promise my trainee i'll taste her food one dayand that day was today. how do i tell her that her food tstaes wedri—eh?
>>575324053
>>575324053Go to a different franchise
>>575323740Yeah, that tracksBut it's funnier to think of NeoUni as a timeline-hopping ToreUmaRabu advocate
>>575324053Specute
Two more silhouettes.
cafe is a secret tomboy character??
>>575324150look at that sinful body, I hate Rice
So with the autoclanker update what is even the new and reasonable quota for A+ clubs
mr cock and balls
>>575324282buebeubeu
>>575323278DIGITAN LOVE
>>575324282
>>575324064Don't. She'll put her juices in the food.
LOG IN NOWThey've changed their minds, we get full 100 pulls on Tachyon
du bist gut genug
>>575324284All Umas are tomboys on a certain level since they're atheletes. Even extra girly ones like Curren or Falco are hitting the gym and lifting. It's very gap moe.
are some races worse than others?
>>575324462
>>57532430490m
>>575324284They're all a biy tomboyish, yes even the fat lazy ones ie Hishi Miracle
milk
>>575324282Red Desire and Daring Heart?
>>575324649AIEEEEEEE STAY GOLD SAMA YAMETE
>>575324282I'm seeing a penis on the left, think I'm gay
>>575324718Buena Vista.
>>575321672
>>575324649they are really milking stay gold was the horse THAT popular
>>575324550Races are graded, so a G3 is worse than a G2 which is worse than a G1. From what I've seen, Dirt races generally give less fans than Turf races.
>>575324935>was the horse THAT popular1/3
okay but how is this card on auto
>>575324935On one hand I wish they'd stop, because my wallet is in pain. On another hand it's nice because I feel bad for Uma who have fans but barely get anything and it's nice not to be like that either.
>>575324550yeah d*rts are sub uman
>>575325124spe wouldnt say that
>>575323365Her sister wouldn't allow this
Tomamo Cross forma del Festial and Inari One FestivalAre they good?
>>5753250472/3
>>575325193I'll have bed breaking sex with her sister so that the other guy can have bed breaking sex with Narita Brian.
>>575325067Auto doesn't give you "dating before new year" skill, so no uma stan.
>>575325246An upgrade over the base versions and I believe 1488 tama is a decent pacer
>>575325287Their mother wouldn't allow this
>>575325270
>>575325067All the stat gains from it attach to the “events” section instead of the actual card so hard to say
yay...
>all the content creators listing must pull vs skip cards are going to have to redo everything because independent training cards have an entirely different tier list
>>575325246it's a combo meal for a reason
>>575325571the people that told you cleat event cards itt. KEKAROOO
>>575325645Anyone who told you to cleat event cards was deliberately trolling you.
>>575325645>they created GODship speed and Mabe Power for two single pullsLoving every laugh
Did you cleat?
>>575325645HOARD GODS WIN AGAIN
>>575325549>suddenly rainbow gatecan you tell who she is from her silhouette alone, /uma/?
das a lotta skills2* power and turfshame I only hit sparks for half of what I wanted
>>575325795Fine motion
>>575325795Seiun Sky?
>>575325571Not really. You just news to loop more if you're not hitting SS.
>>575325597is she stimming
>>575325795Spechud
>>575325795Seiun Sky
>>575325945>>575326018head and ear shape is completely different. I get that that boots got these kinda cloud thingies around them, but as a certified Seiun fag, I'm 100% certain it's not her
>>575325795Looks like Special Chud to me
>>575325795Rudolf
I think anal is disgusting, but I would make an exception for King's first rate caboose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl87u31Loz8Fucking yes! I can finally start playing the game.
>>575326225Baste
>>575326225You are welcome nonny!
New free Biwa card looks good?
>>575325795>>suddenly rainbow gate>it's yellow?
>>575326204If you can't separate butt stuff from shit you're a literal tourist who does not deserve 2D.
>>575325795it's the chud
>>575325795Brian or Finemo
>>575325943>>575325945>>575325995>>575326018>>575326148>>575326189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbDMoGLe7tk
>>575326319Yeah, maybe it can replace Creek for Arima
>>575326319it's a big deal
>>575326373This guy needs to draw more uma
>>575326319Biwa stands for big head desuwa lmao
>>5753262255 minutes in he said nothing yet. My zoomer brain can't take this anymore... just say how to fucking play you neurodivergent king
>>575326367It's always goldrainbow effect only applies before they're about to get open
>>575325439>my dream is to become Stay's bridet.
>>575326367>he doesn't knowany gate can turn rainboweven gray one
>>575326446Getting spooked by Spechud is not bad since she becomes meta with her 7 stars version in the future
>>575326617Ai summary is made just for you zoomerbro
is vivlos a gyaru
isnt the gate changing against consumer laws? how can you show that i got a gold then rugpull me with a rainbow? what if i wanted the gold?
>>575326829WHAT ARE THOOOSE
>>575326517Definitely doesn't replace her but it's good for people that don't manage to pull her on her rerun. There hasn't been a free stamina card with a heal since story McQueen/Rice
>>575326915...wait it goes up to 7 stars!? AAAIIIIIEEEE I'VE BEEN EXCHANGING MY EXTRA STAR PIECES
>>575326319BIG....
>>575327056Only Spechud and Teio get that special treatment iirc
>>575323904Please add me Fukubro, I need SR Pasa. Im desperate for a single copy so I can just gold crystal them.
>>575327304teio is still bad btw
>>575327056pretty sure you're using new resources for 6-7 stars, so there is no need to spike your blood pressure
>>575327304>Only Spechud and Tei-Teio still can't fire her ult
>>575327123Think that after I get Seiun Sky I will aim for her bigness.
>>575327123
>>575324304Around 120m monthly will suffice. I've seen people easily doing 6M a day
>>575327056not 7 stars but 7th level potential
hint deck for 21 race chads
>>575324304we'll have to see how people auto when we aren't at half tp and the novelty wears off
>>575327603>MLB GoldshipIdk if i should laugh or cry
>>575324304it won't change much since A+ clubs were already sweeping
>>575327712I think that's wrong. Some of my clubmates who've been only doing 25m monthly is now in 50~80m territory after the autoclanker update
>>575327683you know she has nothing ventured right (but it never procs)
>>575327123Fast
>>575327123>>575327526>>575327904Banana fiend my beloved...
>>575327669ThisPeople forget this won't be carat positive for long
>>575327851I'm talking more about being spooked by her 5 times
>>575328106Does it really taste like HMDI?
>>575328171hdmi cables? you guys eat those?
>>575327904Meh. Let's go ahead and just cut her entire segment of the op and add some aurafarming for Laisu... Perfect.
Are there ever any good monies sinks or does it just become a currency bloat forever?
>>575328243Yes or no?
>>575327559maybe I am dumb
>>575326291>just regurgitating what the docky has already told us
>>575326951I'm now 10 minutes in and he finally said that the friendship bonus songs are good and the others not so much... I'm gonna take a pause to do something else weii
>>575327379
>>575328543Why did cow do that?
>>575328269fucking love when anime change the OP like that
>>575328426It's their new way to (slowly) buff old characters
>>575328469Wrong, stat training bonus songs are bad
>>575328469the uma community do be retarded like that. unlike the limbab GAWDS
>>575328598 Not her name...
>>575328682You wanna buy 4-5 songs Y1 anyways so you'll be buying 3x FB and 1x SPD bonus optimally. So it's better to buy it early
Kingu asked me for a kiss.But I'm a professional, so I said NO
Last Thread
>>575328506*wahey
>>575328645You can’t just prefix every mechanic with Zenkai
>>575328861>>575328645ZENKAIMAZING
>>575328838This is how NTR is born.
>>575328838this is how torenas get raped
>>575328802She is COW wife NUMBER ONE tho
>>575328856>sweepy retard
>>575328838MOVE OVER.
>>575328838Aren't things gonna get really awkward?!
>>575328856>pal big
>>575328682So I expect everyone will start parroting VF's (bad) guide now that it's out
How do I bet on polymarket on oguri's zenkai boost being peak?
>>575329091Tru
>>575328856Cards card need mlb
tach sparks are so fucking rigged wtfover a dozen runs and almost as many pacer pinks
There's just no way nothing happened between Light Hello and Torena(me) throughout the whole scenario
You owe me a 3* Restraint spark dude
>>575329164>>575329135>>575329035>>575328951What kind of loser would take their trainee's puppy love seriously lmao
>>575329417I invited her out to eat and she got very fat
I saw some clips of Rura calling her trainer "baka"I now need her to call me "baka" so bad because she says it in the most adorable and affective way
>>575329316>polymarketThat shit is everywhere whenever I watch esports. I hate it.
oh what's this another fucking day where they announce stay gold is going to get something new when there are dozens upon dozens of umas who's maybe get 1 promo image every 3 years? No but let's give stay gold something else why not clearly her fans are more important than everyone else's, fuck all those people who are fans of yamanin zephyr, fuck you if you like mejiro bright, fuck you if you like bamboo memory, fuck you if you like katsuragi ace, and especially fuck you if you like bubblegum fellow, stay gold needs more stuff! if stay gold also gets an alt so soon when it hasn't been a year, while rudolf vodka and a slew of others still haven't gotten their second alt, while some haven't even gotten their first alt after a year, im actually going to send cygames a 50 page doc telling them to kill themselves
Is this good to start looping?
just unlocked the special version of Girls' Legend U where Spechud pointedly turns to Grass Wonder when she sings "it's OUR music"
80 minutes till my free Tachy
>>575329909is this anal vore?
>>575329979she WOULD do this
>>575329665t.raped
>>575329665save the melty for after the pakalive
>>575329665>especially fuck you if you like bubblegum fellowwhat he say fuck me for?
>>575330229no merch, no promos, nothingcygames does not give a single fuck about her or anyone who likes her >>575330125kill yourself
I don't get the appeal of Stego
Mambo!
>>575330314the uma or the horse?
>>575330314That's because you're not a gay pedophile
>>575330314He's the guy
>>575330290At least they made BGF meta
>>575328856>Mean CreekBlasphemy…
>>575330314she's flat and that's all it matters to mewe need more flat umas
>>575330290she just got an alt THO i cant blame you if you forgot because nobody cares about her (lmao)
>>575330290>cygames does not give a single fuck about ... anyone who likes herwhy would they care about something that doesn't exist
>>575329665Tbf the reason they push Stego so hard is because she's popular with women and Cygames wants a broader like every company
>>575330314he has "aura" as the kids say
>>575330657an alt isn't merch, an alt is bare minimum. something they haven't even bothered to give twin turbo after all these fucking years
>>575329665Cygays always gives stuff to their favorites. Reminder that Vira had like 8 alts before some characters on grub even got 1. Fag knights got content early.
stop slandering my GOAT
>>575330657>>575330658
>>575330314varietywe had big tits and small titsnow we needed a literal boy
>>575330061No she's just under golshi's dress
I know nothing about Bono's career but I imagine it's about looking for a missing ingredient in each race and completing a special recipe in the end
>>575330861*bubblespecki fellow
expect 10 years of gold shilling if tabaru wins the larc dahby
I love cryers
>>575330984
The age of Groove clan shilling will be upon us soon enough
My boy momen is crashing out
>>575330314Actually when i first saw Stego i thought she looks coolBut the same thought a lot of people, so idk how to feel about it
who?
Why isn't Paki Live during the weekend
>>575329947Aside from the power+ yeah
>Japan>ever winning Lele'ArcThanks for laughs.
>>575329947Do you have all the skills you want to loop?
>>575331181That way the Ojisans have something to look forward to during an office day
>>575329479>victim blaming
>210 long bots to P5 spechudWtf bwos.... it's like a lot of farming bros..And i need more long bots for McQueen
>>575331279Rape isn't real if its uma on trainer
new cryer
>>575331279STILL GAVE ME SUPER UMA RABIES
>>575331201My cute daughterwife cooking up dinner!
>>575331201wife
>>575331239thank you super mare
>>575330314>sweepy poster>doesn't understand the appeal of stay gold
>>575331181That would overlap with races, and we can't have that, can we?
>>575331535You like an ugly boy, he's in the right not you
>>575331535HOLY FLAT>>575331582HOLY FAT
where's the paid SSR selector
>>575331535being attracted to stallions is gay bro
Tachyon LOVE
>>575331758In November zoomer chan
You kill one avatarfag and another one just takes their place...
>>575331798i say thist. creek fan
>>575331595He is a very cute and flat girl>>575331798You wouldn't call an Ardanposter gay, would you?
>>575331847so there's no paid selector this half anni? I needed it to 3LB Creek
>>575330314I don't either but that's fine, not every uma for everyone.
>>575332013There will be a free one for part 3 of the missions. That one is on the house for once
>>575325795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Pii2elTxU
hey
if the umas were like their IRL counterparts more, Urara would be a brat and Doto would be a pervert and probably more evil
>>575331582Shina's got big boobs...?
>>575332082Yeah with the free one I'll only be at 2LB so I really needed to paid one to make my Creek useable. Guess I'll have to wait for the GM paid selector to MLB her
>post this>ask for sashesNothing personal kid
>>575332340>more evilimpossible
>>575332446I say this, do this, and look like this.
>>575332340>more evilwhat? Is that even possible without being kicked from tracen?
>>575332446why would you do that now that you just get them from autoplay
>>575332407Its either that or spark on the Cock and Balls Creek banner. Last banner for her
I forgot to set an auto-train while I was sleeping again…
>>575332502>>575332446
>>575332446I started requesting for sashes after seeing it genuinely pisses people off here and they can't even articulate why since it's so easy to get them with auto
>>575332603heh that's truly epic man
>>575332004It is an ugly tranny
>>575331798>being attracted to stallions is gayword
uoh... bratty urara needs correction
>>575332569You get shoes from autoplay too so that isn't an argument.
>>575332351what's the name of this honse and when is she coming out
>>575332603Because I need my fucking sashes and you’re stopping me from hitting donate all retard
>>575332708Verxina
>>575332656>tyranny derangement syndrome
>>575332569I'm not tanking my affinity by running dirt G1s instead of normal G1s
>>575332351Second only to Gentildonna's, hehehe...
>>575332764it's literally 1 (one) auto run gwobwo
Re-read the last thread for the Auto cards tier list and I just want to reply to >>575307795 that I won't mock you but will call you the biggest retarded double nigger I have ever met (in this general) because of this part.>its just one big fat choreThen what the fuck do you call manually farming for parents, fan, and event point? Dante's 9 circles of hell? You won't even use it more than 5 times per day as a try hard after half TP and x2 reward end either, because there is no net positive for doing that.If that post is bait then congratulation you got me. Genuinely fuck you.
>>575331798I'm such a faggot then
Yeah sorry not sorry, more uma want to run the Victoria Mile for affinity than the Shit Poo Derby and they fall on the same schedule day, now grind my sashes!
>>575332946>MANT is the scenario JP CHADS always warned everyone about>HUR DUR ACTUALLY NOW ITS GLI hate gaslighter so much
>>575332571I don't think that's worth it for me, already got Festa at high LB because of Maru pulls so CB isn't that important. And only Creek will only be important in the Arima CM before GM comes out and I can MLB her with selectors.I'll just have to rely on Stam Parents again
>>575332946doomposters are less than human. especially for a game as laid back as uma.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REQUEST SASHES!!!!! I ---HAVE TO--- CAP MY DONATIONS 0.0001 SECONDS AFTER RESET I CANNOT LOGIN LATER TODAY I SNEED THEM ALL RIGHT NYOW!!! I CANT BUY THEM ON THE SHOP!!!! I CANT JUST NOT CLICK ON REDEEM ALL IT'S IN MY INDIAN BLOOD SAAR! STOP REQUESTING THEM I'M GETTING BRICKED 2 KIKUKA SHO SASHES AT A TIME!!!HUH??? I OWN 200+ OF THEM AND I GET 10 OF THEM EVERY DAY WITH JUST AUTO RUNS?? JUST DONATE THEM??? I....I...I JUST CANT OK FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>575333180Thats fair
45 minutes until I get absolutely nothing out of gibs pulls and become completely unable to play the game properly for the next 5 months
>someone told me last night that fuku gives the most stats in auto>start doing a run using it and 2 pal cards last night>get a fucking UG okay then :V>>575333195shoulda said "especially for a fucking phone game as laid back as this"
>>575333000This but with Osaka Hai
>>575332660Call me gay because AWOOGA
>wake up>finish auto career from last night>queue up last borrow of the reset>forget to change to grand liveAHHHHHH
Anyone got a setup for auto to reach SS with 1100+ stam?
>>575332351Not big enough, I'm afraid.
>>575332885Telling Shina that she's your number one
>>575333461>guess I'll just set up another autocareer since there's a decent amount of time before reset>reconfigure everything>tap start career>forgot to switch it to independent mode>no confirmation on start career if it's manualFUUUUUUUCK MAAAN
Why should I auto in GL? Don’t I want the Mant spark for stamina+guts?
Jarvis, set timer to 50 minutes.
>>575333775In jp you can just hit auto and let it play itself for a shorter time
>>575333943Not even the machines want to play MANT
Dirt CM, but my dirter isn't out yet. She's the only one for me.
>>575333775My issue I keep making the same mistake of not setting the schedule before starting auto and I just did it again
why did teio order her tea with no milkand why did she kill scarletbecause teh o slew daithis is a SEA joke now laugh
>>575334064same
>>575334064D*rters are all the same.
>>575332351
>>575334138falseflag, teiobros aren't sea or /vt/umours and in fact are their sworn enemy
>>575334064she is a fatty
>>575332351Shina is a punk rocker
2 multis left ye?
>>575334339so am I
>>575334336
the cutes
We like big sisters
Woah
>>575334549me top right getting a whiff of her shampoo
>>575333775luckily half tp is on so I can just glue
>>575333943easier SS parents in GL, better scenario specific sparks in Unity & URA, MANT auto also doesn't give rival hints which locks you out of a lot of the good reasons to run MANT. It's not the MANT scenario spark is bad, it's just that other scenarios have more reasons to be done in auto.
>>575334528I think so
>>575333284Go kill yourself, Uma is the gacha with the least respect of the player's personal time I've played.
>>575334652you get this shit for free and there are still faggots in my club that refuse to auto
>>575334820>ignores the other post that said the same thinguh oh meltyyyyyyyy
Do we have any sense of how much limit breaks matter for auto training yet?
Any club drama yet?
SUPER STRONG
Your move, nonny
>>575334969Bootlicker getting his panties twisted lmao
>>575335104Mambo status?
>>575334535h-hot
>>575335171Heard something about a melty in their club chat
>>575334773!!!
Would these 10 rolls after reset be the last one on hellotaki banner?
>>575335171We are so back, even more so when we filled the ranks again
>>575335302c-come back!
>>575335016https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/htmlviewDepends on the card0LB Light Hello and MLB Light Hello is the biggest difference
>>575334574We love Shina's big sister, Donna.
>>575335257on your discord?
>>575335280tomorrow if you're really fast about it
>>575335137Hold on, Deep Blue is thinking.
>>575335016some stats are so silly strong in auto that it depends entirely on how stats progress with uncaps on any particular card.
>>575335380oh yes!
>>575335302You don't have anybody worth poaching either. Seems like you really are safe
>>575335396this
>>575335137love this girlfailure and her dense ass trainer like you wouldn't believe
>>575335418Isn't there about 7 hours window between reset & banner update?
>>575332579at least that means your trainee won't show up with another man
What happens when there is nobody left to poach?
>>575335574>her dense ass trainerBut that's (You)?
>>575335396We love...both?
>>575335406Not in the /uma/ Clubcord, no
>>575335380https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg?t=6
>>575335659Allen will become the ultimate leech and become so engorged with all the leeching he is doing he will explode
>>575335659>no more dramasaiyaku no jidai
how many more days of 10 pulls do we have?
>>575334339Just the way I like 'em.
>>575335257first I'm hearing about this
>>57533588021 in 20 minutes1 next day
>>575335659make a new club then murder it when it gets earners, like autisuma
>>5753358806 more days of 10 pulls including today. 2 can be done on the tachyon banner if you log in between daily mission and banner reset tomorrow
hashirape hashirape umamusurape
>>575335276
can't stop thinking about the fact that helios is the cuckquean uma
>>575335712Verxina's boobs are a bit saggier!
>>575336012Dunno someone said so here yesterday
>>575336083If only we had some sort of way to look at an archive of previous posts...
>>575335659The transboard poaching network will open
15 minutes to brickening
>bot cucked me out of my first UG
>>575335302heh, she has a nosenot a teiobwo, some stupid insect crawled and died behind the panel during a move
independently training her umanko
>>575336017I thought today was the last, already went to 390. Well shit.
>>575335667>everything on my profile set to Gold Citym-maybe...
>>575336046Ruby just enjoys her Torena a bit too much to give distractions the time of day.
>>575336224They couldn't have known there were people who didn't make UGs in MANT, let alone unity 2
>>575336251>not a Teiobwo>just have dead insects in my electronics and fooduhh
oy neigh shut it down, the ningen know
>>575336351*KS Miracle
bwos today has been so boring
>>575336079
fuck off
Can somebody please tell me which of the whites from nu-Ura and nu-Unity are worth getting for my parents and why?
>>575336083nobody would post lies about mambo drama on /uma/ right
>>575336395nta but I had like a couple mites crawl into my monitor and they'd slowly move across my screen until I guess they died
is today the last free ten pull?
>>575336597everyone lies about the clubs here, literally none of it is true
>>575336592>racing spirit mood, stamina, power>ignited spirit wit>whyThey’re good
the auto didnt give me enough hints i had to double circle stuff
>>575336665Nyo, it's Tomorrow.
>>575336693the last time i had umanko members in my club they shitposted about my club ALOT
>>575336715Ig power and Ig Speed are also good, but probably not worth putting special attention into looping, other than maybe power if you really want the extra gamba
>>575336665no one knows for sure. ask again in a few minutes
>run 3 power cards in auto>1064 power>add 1 power card>1049 power
>>575336046Can you blame Ruby though? Helios hardly looks like she can take anything seriously.
>>575336395I swear it was from the movers, I went with the second-cheapest quote and had to fucking burn my couch afterward because it ended up full of fleas.
>>575336817proof?
AAAIIIIIEEEEEE
10 MINUTES UNTIL THE LAST AND FINAL TACHYTENNER
>>575336529sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Today I get my free Tachyon! (non-pity)
>>575336046It's her own fault for being too hyper and zoomer.
May everyone pull 2 ssrs on the free pull today
You won’t pull shit
>>575337084Thank you Fuku
another day, another rape
>>575337084>4owari da wa
>>575336858fokke the pokke
>>575336592>stamCheap triumpulse/barcarole, the stamina drain isn't that big deal>speedMid race that procs on later half, higher probably for carryover than regular mid race>powAnother homestretch haste
>>575324282>>575324462Pokke...Jordan...Vodka...
>>575337120So.. I'll pull something good?
believe2 tachyons from this tenner
7 and you get 9R and 1SR
1 and I get my tachyon
>>575337065Yes, SR Wit Tachyon
>>5753372387 and I steal this Fukuposter's luck.
>>575337297Waow
>>575337297based....so fucking zased...
>>575337297FUCK
>>575337297evil
>>575337297Umazing!
>>575337297
>>5753370847 and i full fuck Fukutaru
7 decides who my wife is.
>>575337084Rickey WOULDN'T do this
>>575337297Should have done his MANT runs…
>>575337417INARI WAN
Told my trainee about the fake rings we all have to wear while at Tracen. Told her not to tell anyone else, though, so we should be good.
7 and i pee and shit my pants
time to collect me free SR card for the day haha!
Someone I know got 2 tachies yesterday, it'll be my turn today
The fuck.You're not Tachyon.
RICKEY LUCKY SUPER HAPPYRICKEY LUCKY SUPER HAPPYRICKEY LUCKY SUPER HAPPYRICKEY LUCKY SUPER HAPPY
>>575337417Wife Neicha>>575337467gross pants pooper
>>575337417Air Messiah
>>575337467ohgodohfuck
>>575337467
I havent done a single fuku career since the game launched
>>575337417So, who did you decide?
>>575337467uh oh, stinky
may all your pulls be blessed with the hungriness of Ogurithe racism of Spechudthe bone health of Teiothe japaneseness of Grassthe alcoholism of Light Helloand Aston Machan.
>>575337417Matikanefukukitaru
>>575337417Gold City.
Let's get that bread (and SSRs)
IT IS A NEW DAY!
ITS A NEW DAY!
this game is BAD
Please I literally just need 1 tachyon, please, just one, and then I'll use a crystal after the two pities
>>575337467Narita top road...
>>575337417
>>575337417Mayano Top 7!
>got dupe Teio from PAID banner>Now thisGET AWAY FROM MEEE REEEEEEEE
I GOT NOTHING!!!
Got fucking nothing again award.
>Lb3 Hellowell, It's something I guess
How many more days of free pulls do we have on the Tachyon/Hag Hello banner?
>>575337902DEIOO STEBU DAAA :-DDD
>>575337417This Teio plushy.
>>575337514It finally fucking worked.2LB tomorrow guaranteed
>>575337940this one and one more tomorrow
T-Thanks...
>>575333284
>>575337417Congrats on getting married
>>575338019grats on your Agnes bro!
>another 9r+1sr>only got a single light hello from free summons
>>575338053>>575337982>>575337874>>575337849>>575337713>>575337623>>575337546>>575337545Pathetic.Check out this first-rate 7.>>575337417
could be worse
honestly i might not even bother with the spark
*cough cough* Bros.... I am close to hitting the 2nd pity and I had to use the crystal... I'm not going to make it... *cough hack cough*
Light Hello would make a good wife I think
FUCK YEAHGot the tach I needed to MLB herIf I get either another Tach or LH with the final pulls tomorrow I will have both MLB, otherwise MLB Tach 3LB LH
>got 2 ines wits after I used my crystals the other dayhm... It's not a big deal, but I could have had mlb sweep wit now
>>575338148I bet you feel really silly right about now.
put an uma on auto career before going to sleep yesterdayopen the game after reset todaydaillies done feels good
>>575337417the janitor
>>575338264don't forget about the teio freebies for SRs
>old game ssd is dying>move game over>piece of shit has to redownload the entire game again when literally nothing changed with the C:/ drive (where it "secretly" installs the game regardless of what steam installed it in)Garbage ass jap devs.
>>575337417good luck
>>575337417Me
>>575338237
>>575337417Dog.
25 pulls until I can quit this dogshit game
>>575337417Me...
MLB Tachyon!
>>575338115
>>575337417urara
>>575338237your children would have FAS
>>575337417Mambo!
>>575337417>all those roll failsurara will pity breed with you at this point
>>575337417Biggus Dictus.
>>575338591I didn't fail, I just forgot to quote the post... >>575338237
600 rolls and I've only gotten 5 Tachyons, 1 Right Herro and 3 random SSRs. You can't make this shit up
>>575338536she looks like she has it already.
>>575337902yeah she's spooked me twice on this banner, one of which I had to cleat. teio seeded
umamusumeson my facesit
>>575337417forever alone
marvelous sundae
>>575337417Narita Brian
Ikuno you bitch, I ain't no McQueen, get off my dick. I've gotten enough copies of hers to MLB her twice.
>told an anon its statistically unlikely to get a focus SSR from freebie pulls>get a Tachyon today...
How are you niggas this bad at getting a 7.
>>575337417umamusume C
ulala!
>>575338652>forgot to quotedoesn't count, try again
7 and he dies alone
>>575337417FatQueen
WAITGODS THE DAY OF THE FINAL PULL HAS ARRIVED AND OUR PATIENCE IS BEING REWARDED
>>575337417your left hand
>>575337417Riko
3lb drunk hag
>>575338774Its like rolling a banner
>>575338807this nigga buying clovers
>>575337417bono
>>575338827
>>575337417Belno Light.
when i get to 200 i will most likely have 2lb umallo and 0lb tacky (without using the spork). should i go to 400 and risk overbricking umallo
>>575337417The OG Staygold for you
>>575337417>>575338947congrats
>>575338947Grim.
>>575338947Not bad at all
>>575338697Aaaaaaaa don't post this when I'm waiting for the ice cream place to open so I can stuff myself with sundaes with all the motherfeking toppings
>>575338909Gold city socks over my nose
>13 whites>stamina 1 as bluethis shit is so ASS when is the Tachyon event
>>575337417your right hand>>575338774I prefer to use my luck on banners>>575338947wew
>>575338916yeah i'd better save my gold for...uhhh...
>2LB Hello and 10 rainbow cleatsat least I don't have to worry much anymore
>>575338827You forgot to quote him. he got Bono
>>575338947Lucky
So what's my pull plan here? How many more freebies do we get, how many make up the difference to pity?
>>575337417either you're gonna marry yourselforyou save up your carats for this one
>>575338947based Bono having pity on small penis Torena after every other umamusume laughed at him
Yeah, I'll just be saving my 130-330 pulls for the next scenario, thanks cygey.
LET ME IN
>>575338807Isnt that a good thing?>>575339067I forgot what people got after refunding SP and converting it to gold, I hope someone post the shop
>>575339110You get 10 more pulls tomorrow
>>575339110Ok I actually thought today was the last free tenner but we get them until August 1st so I don't actually know. Like if they're not tachytenners anymore what are they for?
>>575338983How much do you need tachyon
>>575339105Maybe, but he still dies alone anyway
>>575339214those kind of guys get pinged constantly on loopacord, you aren't getting in without begging in discord bwo
>>575337417Mejiro Ryan
>>575339254the next banner. it's a t*io card
>>575339332So we're getting a new banner tomorrow...?
Today's TachytennerDo I keep rolling
>>575339332Wit Teio is good THOUGH
V!
Reply to this post if youre a MLB Tach enlightened individual
anyone that replies is lying
>>575339513
>classic 9 whites 1 gold 2 days in a row1 more left yes?
>>575339110Freebies end August 1st
>>575339513i got raped tho. I had to shart it
>>575339214These guys usually are good at responding if you message them on discord. So it will be impossible for autists like you to get a spot.
>>575339457
>>575339642Same but only once
>>575339457Cheval Grand is so uncute
>>575339332Ok but they announce new banners at least a couple days ahead and there's no announcement yet. So we have more tachytenners owed to us.
RICKEY FINALLY ON THE LAST DAY
>>575338742I rage-pulled using 12 tickets and got this. 2 fat cows and Marvelous... Since my Tachyon is stuck at 0LB I think I won't be rolling any more after tomorrow's pity pulls. I got enough carats to hit pity twice but still.
As expected I had absolutely fucking zero luck on the Tachyon/Hello banner, and after 2 Sparks got 1 copy of each. Who the fuck are the people that MLB these cards without having to burn resources, man? It's insane how shit these gatcha odds are. I burned my crystals getting Tachyon to MLB, but that's done now. I've got 1(one) crystal left. Should I use it to get Hello to 1LB? Or should I use her R version? Or should I just borrow her for the entire event? I've heard we only need 1LB for her but I'm not sure what the drop off is between R and SSR.
>>575339513I do not have a single tachHowever, I do have a 3LB Light Hello at 320 pulls, so at least I've got that going for me.
>>575339964How many crystals did you have.. Wtf...
>>575339964SSR 0LB is enough1LB and 2LB are only 5 extra TE each, the idea that 1LB is a sweet spot is retarded and parroted from a sloptuber probably
>>575339917We have no speed cards to pull until El next year. Pull motherfucker. 99.9% of this thread will borrow the ancestor card next scenario
>>575339964Nah use her SSR version at LB0, if you need to borrow a specialist card. Borrow a MLB LH if you dont have to
How much carat from now till August 10th…I wasted some on Rickey…
tfw you will never get to suck beer with a straw as a challenge from the cleavage of a drunken Light Hello at karaoke
>>5753399642LB is the sweet spot for a f2p1LB is fine0LB is copeableMLB R is trash
>>575340039NTA but you should have 3 crystals which lines up with his description.
>>575339964>Wasting resources and LGBT crystal during the bottom tier scenarios.
>>575339964hello is fine at 0
>>575340039I've been saving them up, because I never have a single scrap of luck on Card banners. I had to watch my brother MLB Kitasan and Pasa in two sparks, while two sparks only got me 1 Kita and 1 Pasa.
>pull on yellow falco>Fancy door appears>...
>>575340121>pulling without being ready to spark
>>575340373your soul has been claimed already
>>575340373
>>575340121https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/as many as you want
>>575340312My account is already bricked because I skipped Sweep Tosho, I'm just doing what I can, man.
>>575340121>fell for the 100 pulls gaslighttopkek
>>575340440I’m not spending 80 fucking dollars for 1/3 of a spark
>>575340553but in your own words you "wasted" the equivalent on a dickpull
which uma is this I can't tell because of the mask
>>575340082>>575340093>>575340228>>575340350You guys are making me feel a little better about being relegated to the cope 0LB. I'll stick with that then, thank you.
Now time to do autoruns until tomorrow's 10 pull+pity to MLB Tach and actually be able to play
Hello Three Goddesses, it's me... Kitasan BRICKED...
>>575340684Secretariat
>>575339995The raped
>>575340529A job well done!I think for the next gaslight we should say that you can't get story event points from Independent Training.
>>575340718what if you get an extra tachyon from 40 free teio pulls though
>>575340630Intern-san. This game sucks. We can see the future of this game. And it will continue to suck for a long, long time. No one is eager to spend on it anymore.
it would have been funny if they didn't patch the Muteki bug until the CM is overimagine if someone lost to a clanker-made uma
>>575340926Im at 0 rainbow cleats so I wouldnt even care + my LH is at LB3, the MLB bump is nonexistant
>going from 22k umas to thisi can feel my IQ dropping with each successive run, I can't blame it all on bad RNG... or can I?
CAN TROMORROW COME SO I GET HELLO MLB
>>575340926We're getting more on tachyon. Teio banner hasn't even been announced yet. Dataminers are on suicide watch.
When do we get the free selector and what can you redeem with it?
Which Uma should I set for people to borrow?>MLB Kitasan>3LB Maruzensky>MLB TachyonI assume Tachyon, but I also assume she'll be overrepresented.
>>575341182No one is borrowing Kitasan at this point
whats the point of daily shops currently, we dont need alarm clocks anymore, is there anything people are buying from them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_0CaHRNYIw
>>575340510Theres always the daily legend races or her wedding alt soon.If you mean that card if you're end closer main. I think you just needed CB wit, just wait for Still In Love and Duramente
GETTING 18 SONGS IS NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE
>>575340879i thought we agreed on speed flash
>>575341125no you're just retarded--------> click rainbows NO MATTER WHAT <-------grab TE songsnow you're good>>575341182never do a non-capped card that is bum behaviorI'd put kita for cutesies but people are less likely to have tacher unless they rerolled just meow>>575341232free clovers dumbass
>>575341232Nah you'll never need clocks now that MANT is over, just ignore the daily store.
>>575340926>>575341160I'll laugh hard if that's the case. My impatience will be my downfall.
>>575341241Dahby is so cuuuuute
>>575341162Missions should be next weekAnything up to Summer Maruzen Speed
>>575340995Youre getting drafted soon, so spend before dying for Tamamo's chosen umas
>>575341232>we dont need alarm clocks anymore
>>575341162With part 3 tomorrow(?)
Just one more day until I can finally use up my spark and 2 LB TachyonI’ll also probably use up my crystal at the end of the free rolls
>>575341182tachyon by far, many people are permaborrowing her this scenario because she is the worst long term investment of the three unless you are a pace main
If they drop 40 more pulls on Tach banner can I save them when Teio drops if I already have Tach+LH MLB?
>>575341449>Need to get the scenario sparkholy
>>575341289Nah, she's just extremely cute and I want to have sex with her. Yet I skipped because of meta savings. Pathetic. >>575341341I was told Maruzensky only needs 3LB
>>575341449>get the ura/unity/mant sparksThank fuck for independent training
>>575341414Nyaruhodo ne...
>>575341426My clocks went from 1080 to 1050 after MANTClock scare is a scam, I wont be hurt by that Baguette Teio
>>575341449Wtf are those missions... I'm never going to get the ticket...
>>575341372it's not the case (unfortunately). impossible to tell if anons are gaslighting or actually retarded anymore after seeing what they bring to CMs.
>>575341241BITCHIN' alt when
Assuming I don’t hit on my last free tenner, I’ll be at 200 pity, 2lb tachyon and no light hello. 90k carats so I figure it’s worth trying to go to 400? I have 3 crystals but I’m just pulling pearl for the rest of the scenario
>>575341647They are permanent missions
>>575340684Digitan's body is not that nice.
>>575341741Defnitely souds worth going to 200.
>>575341449>get a M*NT scenario sparkNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575341289Her wedding alt isn’t soon it’s at lesst a year away?
>>575341741>so I figure it’s worth trying to go to 400?I'd say if you hit on last tenner use a crystal to MLB Tach then permaborrow MLB LHIf you dont get another one then go to 400 and save on crystal+free up borrow slot
>>575341741You can survive GL but if you want to do well then do at least 1 more spark.
Hello friends!! My dad’s going to a funeral for a relative and his flight got delayed like 2 times. I hope hes ok because he sounded exasperated!!
>>575341070there definitely would have been a lot more optimization going on.
>>575341918Nov 2027 is the estimated time
>>575341449i am going to rape whoever came up with these missions
>>575341947well that sucks
>>575341449>need to grind all these before the event is over to MLB Rice Shower but I have a 300 word essay due next weekfuuuuuuuuuuck
>>575341449>End: neverYou'll be fine
My wife isn't even on the title screen...
>>575341885I had the worst luck on ksb so not completely losing feels good. She was my only good speed card and i mainly run pace and late but pokke spd is too close to pasa speed
>>575341241Wtf why is Opera kinda good at it
>>575341341Ma-chan...
STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING AND PLAY THE GAME MORONS
I'm top 3 in my club now because of auto
>>575340373falcucks keep losing
>>575341449Read niggas. You only need to do GL for the selector. All mission reward is the carats
>>575341947Cute Spechud ANd that sucks
>>575342047>300 word essaydid you forget a zero there or are you in elementary school?
>>575341741>but I’m just pulling pearl for the rest of the scenarioso that would be up to -30k, the amount you get in the duration of an entire scenario is up to 90kso in the worst case scenario you will have 150k at the start of GM if you don't go for 400 and 120k if you do go for 400So it depends on what you plan to roll on during GM
>>575341297It’s actually manageable as long as you don’t get baited by high cost lessons and buy the cheap stay boosts so you can get to the song menuThe goal is basically:1. Use junior year to quickly buy 3 songs then save 1 (low RNG) or buy 4 and save 1 (good RNG)2. Use Light Hello training clicks to get tokens early and even skip building friendship if you have to 3. Concerts 2-4 will follow a similar pattern: buy the saved song as it will just replace the 1st lesson meaning you’ll only need 1 more lesson to get to the next song list. Then continue buying lessons and songs until you get a total of 4 songs + 1 saved for the next concert 5. Always prioritize cheap lessons so that you can get a good amount of tokens for the songs themselves6. Energy lessons are a premium and only get them if you have too many tokens on that color
>>575342248this should had been me
>>575341941My last SSR was air shakur wit ha ha. And yeah in the unlikely event that happens, sounds like a plan>>575341943I had a dogshit time in trackblazer
>>575342221This. and remember to SAVE your selector ticket until the end of the free pulls in case you get spooked
>>575342208why is my beautiful wife looking at me like that
>>575341297retard
Is it worth using the selector on Mr CB wit? I have LB3 but the game UI doesn’t make it clear what is different at MLB
Another day, another free ten pull with zero SSRs. Woof. Sure hope the second spark is better.
>>575341741you should save crystals for when you only need 1 copyif you need 2 or more (especially on a double banner) you're probably better off pulling
Was today the last free roll on LH's banner?
>>575342458no
>>5753423761 wit recovery and 15 mood effect, so nah not really worth it>>575342458one more tomorrow
>>575342376Mr chee bee does not get much stronger after lb2.
>>575342382It doesn't get better
>>575342239okay einstine make fun of me all you want but I need a good grade on this to keep my sports scholarship
>>575342458tomorrow before banner resetotherwise it changes to teio
>>575342517Bakushin...
>>575342508
>>575342508jesus christ dude censor that shit
>>575342376i'd say likely worth it if you have MLB creek already and you will play end closers after GL
just one last auto run, then I'll definitely start working on my TT team
>wonder why Light Hello didn't open recreation for the whole career>it wasn't even in my deckHoly shit I'm retarded
>>575342574>banner resetthe banner says it keeps going into next month?
>>575342238>>575342032I never knew the guy but apparently he had a heart attack and his sons found out when they went to work together! Very sad! But he had a lot of health problems! I paid for my dads ticket and he was angry at me but he calmed down!
>>575342718yeah but rickey goes away and the steampunk banners start
>>575342276>>575342437Thanks, all.Good ways to see it.
>>575342489>>575342505>>575342574Huh, looks like I got too impatient. Gonna be wild if I overcap Tachyon...
>>575342797>he had a lot of health problemsthis is a message to all the ojisans in the thread... TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH!!!
Friendly reminder that when the event starts tomorrow you actually have to play the game again!Autoplays DO NOT give event points!
>>575342942princess alert
>>575343048I can't read
>>575343048well free pulls on Tach end tomorrow so thats fine
>>575342707this has been me for the past year saying this but also with manual runs.
>>575343048>it's real
>>575343048NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mambo??
>>575342707WAKE UP MARVY IT'S SUNDAY
How much affinity should a top-tier/broken parent have?
>>575343052She truly is
Pasa looks stupid.
I still haven't done a single manual GL run...
>>575343048YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575343346oh yeah?
Umagrok, does independent training give event points?
>>575343048Buena Vista isn't that fat.
>>575342707>>575343172same, and also I'm never getting demoted to class 5 again
>>575343424These slop edits would be so much better if they didn't take a chainsaw to the outfits
>>5753432941% of the affinity me and my uma has because we have a very strong bond
>going for another run mon monsieur?>i have saved the last parent that you used sir at your service>and of course the last borrowed parent my good sir>W-W-WHAT? WHUH? HAH???? YOUR LAST BORROWED SUPPORT CARD??? UMMMMMMM UUUUUUHHHHHHHH WHAT BORROWED SUPPORT CARD HUH?? BWUH?? HMMMM???? WHAT? BWO WHAT WHAT WHAT UH OH YEAH OF COURSE SUPPORT CARDS UH NYOOOOOOO I CAN'T DO THAT SIR UMMMM UHHHHH YEAH I CAN'T DO THAT BRO BECAUSE MAYBE THE SUPPLIER SWAPPED HIS SUPPORT CARD OUT (just like parents btw) WE GOTTA BE SURE WE NEED TO CHECK AGAIN SO NO SAVING NO MEMORY MY SIR MY APOLOGIES HERE PICK THEM AGAIN (doesn't fucking show up) UUUMMMMM WHOOPSIE SIREE WHY DON'T YOU REFRESH THE SUPPORT LISTS?? (doesn't fucking show up again) AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PREASE UNDERSTRAND SMALL INDIE COMPANY WE DON'T HAVE SERVERS FOR THAT AAAAAAA
>>575343461Cafe plush ass...
I'll be safe for another few weeks, right?
>>575343303wow I knew she had a twin but not a 3rd one. thank you Cygenerous.
>>575343596this but race schedules for auto
>>575343294My looping pairs hit 400+ even with a bit of inbreeding and some skipped races for auto consistency
>>575343395It takes a while to get used to it and you’ll end up with Umas with shitty stamina since it relies so much on speed cards. That said, just focus on getting tokens and always focus on getting 3-4 songs before every concert
>>575343294Broken is pushing 450+ easily not sure what the max theoretical is
That's it i need to watch second season of Uma to see Teio and others, bwos
>>575343048Nononononononono!I haven't played the game even once since Auto came out! I don't remember how to play!
>>575343876dober's dobers
>>575343707I think that is what this setting might be for, but it doesn't work
Man really wish the blue and pink were better.....
>>575343759how Cheval thinks I see her
>>575344023Might be MANT only
>>575344048take the "nice great grandparent" cope
what were the good independent training cards
>>575343824How the fuck do we build enough stam for med in this scenario? Otherwise i like it
So Main Story 2 is about OhimbasBut what will Main Story 3 be about? Dirters?
>>575342281I heard these advice earlier too and I always get to 17 and then fail to get the last songeither rainbows fail me or light hello or something else
>>575344048that's gonna pretty much be a problem that plagues your best white spark umas til Tachyon event comes around desu
El is absolutely gorgeous, pendejo.
These much autoclanking and only 5 are with usable sparks
>>575344138https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE
>>575344023I hate this fucking incompetent nip devs
>>575344132She's not supposed to be a ggp though.....>>575344186The event will help but isnt that best used for parents and not grandparents?
>>575344231>clanking with akaiowhy
>>575344231Now imagine doing it manually. I have no fuckin idea how people did that shit without losing their minds.
>>575344231zlochacho is inheriting certain victory
>>575344092look at those huge duras
>>575344231the higher your standards are the less often you are gonna hit>>575344313yes it's only used for your absolute best parents on the account
>>575344343By contrast I have no fuckin idea what to do with all the free time I have now
>Have to unfollow mutuals from the start of the game that stopped logging in during MANT to make room for new borrowsI'm sorry....I wish you were here for the concert....
Bed breaking sex with Meisho Doto
>>575344321>>575344389Her inherit is good >>575344343>>575344431The standard with this one is just 2* power. All of the others are either 1* or 2* guts
Is it with LB3ing Tachyon with a crystal? I hit LB2 with spark, not potentially sinking another 200 for MLB.
>>575344502Delete this!
>>575344595she's pretty bad without the sp bonus
7 and a random torena gets corrected by his trainee for being bratty.
Reroll spark piggy subscription when, I am completely loopbrained now.
>>5753446937 and I rape you
>>575344491>autoplay-ing granblue relink>autoplaying uma>playing holodori while monitoring both autoplaysI feel VERY efficient but also kind of soulless
what if i just get a lot of gutswill that compensate for low stamina
never reply to me with that vteen garbage ever again
>>575344158That’s what some people mean by having to glue runs before the early concertA good deal of luck has to go your way to get a enough tokens for exactly 14 lessons/techniques and 3 songs at the end of the 1st concert but if you really target Light Hello’s 45% chance to give extra tokens on the trainings she lands upon, the chances for snowballing also increases
>>575344758Need I remind you there's /hlgg/ in this board now>>>/vg/hlgg
aint no waythere isnt a fucking holoshit gacha now is there
7 and I am the raped
>>575344982There is. I think it’s a rhythm game?
>>575344141Unfortunately it’s really just stamina sparks and summer trainings, then hope that your speed trainings boosted with the songs you bought will compensate
>>575345043me on the left
>>575345010You are always the raped, anon
i cracked the UG autocode. unfortunately i have bad news.
7 and I have sex with Yanko
My brother-in-law works for cygames and he said they are announcing a vtuber uma at pakalive
Why do we have 40 rolls on the stupid fucking teio/turbo bannerlike WHAT'S THE POINT NONE OF THOSE CARDS MATTER AT 0LB
Yeppers in a week and a few days.
>>575345156>sub 600 staminanice glue factory
I miss longslop BUT I'm not looking forward to the GL longslop
>>575345167>brother in law works at cygames Tell him he needs to fuck Kaneko’s daughter so we could have deep impact in the game
>>575345185>roll tokai teio banner>get offbaner TachiSounds like skill issue ngl senpai desutachi
>>575345212Nopers
>>575345254in GL longslop do you just have to accept your uma will have like 500 wit or something?
>>575345185Dont worry bro Ramonu is 100 free pulls and so on. This is the final bullshit regarding anniversary cards
>>575345212cutie
>>575345167I wouldn't be surprised, but I am not even sure which horse would qualify for that kind of characterization
>>575344141It's grim just strong legacy or decent legacy + creek. More I play the more I see why the meta just ints to XOguri not just from her unique but from ease of stat pressure
>tfw we just traded race bonus autism for special priority aspergersi hate this fucking game
can my oshi be the next OP?
>>575345360GL longslop has the exact same Stam requirements as this CM, funnily enough
>>575345376Thats the wrong burger uma D:
>>575345295
>>575345412OC Honse vtuber
7 and I beat Teio to death
>>575345167kind of an old dead joke anon goldship's been a vtuber for years
7 and I have sex with Teio till death
>>575345430This is why unity+ is still the most fun scenario
>>575345528It's not time for a new scenario yet so no NPCs too
>>575345529>>575345558Teio's umanko survives the day un-raped
6 or 7 and Im in heaven
yep im going to go with forward march and grand concert sparks and good pinks and greens, i believe this will give me a finals victory.
>>575345167Would unironically be a hilarious April fools event>free 10 pull trainee banner April 1st>guaranteed Umatuber trainee>it’s not even a conventional Uma it’s just a screen on wheels doing training and racing >it and its legacies disappear after April 1st
>>575345492Better?
>>575345156WHAT I DONT GET ITWhy my Cafe not even SS with bigger stats???
>>5753455297 and I rape you to death
>>575345625Consensual intercourse with Teios umanko
>>575345657Much better
>>575345295the closest we're every getting is Gentildonna's intimidating dad in her story
>>575345492
>>575345430Not entirely true since a card with 35 prio is top-tierprio is very nice but not outright required like RB was
>>575345167vtuber uma or an uma vtuber?
>punches the shit out of you
>>575345720Yay
>vtuber umaGolshi is technically a vtuber
>>575345815Ayabe catch the punch!
>>575345885not only that but shes literally one of the first ones ever
>>575345167You joke, and I know this general spergs out at the mention of anything vtuber-related but cygames really needed it for their own fucking eventslike why is this live they're advertising just the voice actors on stage? A huge HUGE majority of uma fans (global fans especially so) like the horse girl, not the voice actor. Not hating on the VAs, they do a great job, but a vtuber-style concert would be much betterWhat's even weirder is CYGAMES LITERALLY HELPED COVER (Hololive's company) WITH THEIR VTUBER CONCERT TECH
>>575345815I deserve it
So lemme see if I got this straight>Grand Live is the best for Independent Training>You should load up on Light Hello/Riko/Throne just for the amount of skill points you get in IT>Parent runs in Grand Live, Ace runs in UnityDo I have this right?
Golshi being a vtuber means you can talk about golshi being a vtuber, talking about hololive or whoever your favorite vtumor is is definitely offtopic.
>>575345975>Ace runs in Unityno
>>575345975you have a huge majority of that wrongwhy the fuck would you make an ace in unity, are you thinking about what you're writing?
bro...
Golshi raped me at a fan meet up and said no one would believe me…
>>575345031holy sexo
>>575346167picrel (You)
>kunoichi creekhuh?
>>575346073I think talking about cygames uma concert that the game literally gives you an in-game popup for is fair anon
>>575346208She was right, I don't believe you.
>>575345975the most important card for auto runs is the dumb orange gaslighter.if you don't have MLB Fuku she is your borrow
>>575345156> >600 sta umaWhat's the point of making these in the bring *18 sta sparks or get raped scenario.
>>575345927*Amiya
I've been raped by Teio
so wait are you supposed to do 4 songs per concert? isnt that one too many?
>>575346325
>>575346390I posted this
>>575346410Technically you’re supposed to do 5 for the most ideal scenario
>Getting raped bye Tei* Couldn't be me.
>>575346327What about her?
>>575346623>>575346623>>575346623
does throne still work for auto at 0lb
Does the support cards matter for my auto runs if I'm already getting SS?Anything past that doesn't matter right? SS is when you get the spark boost.
>>575346370She is very cute in Amiya cosplay
>>575346649SS is when the spark boost happens, yeah. Basically try and balance getting SS and hints for your style
>>575345975You put your LH in, Digitan Pow SR because somehow shes fucking insane there, Urara guts and 2 cards of the attribute you want to get to 1100 then borrow Fuku
>>575346649Isn't there another spark boost at US
>>575345212sorry Yeppers... the Tach/Hello banner wasn't kind to the carat stash... your peachy butt won't be slapped by me... *coughers*
>>575344982>holo out of nowhereobsessed.
>out of nowhereaverage vteen intelligence
>>575346354Is this true? Why?
