Previous: >>575346623>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 2>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rulership (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
We like Curren here, right?
is 450 pulls to max both light and tachy considered "good" even if I just wanted tachy mlb?
deio sdebu on my face
>>575364307a whore gets what a whore deserves
>>575364307die homewrecker
Experts agree: brown.
is TTL still a must have for fronts?
>>575364397yes400 pulls is less than 60% to MLB just one card
>>575364307#welovecurren
I swear auto just makes up skills out of nowhere at times, what the fuck is a "steady gait"
fusu
>>575364397I did 400 rolls and only got 1 copy of Tachyon
Digitan LOVE
>a whore gets what a whore deserves>>575364307We LOVE Curren
>>575364505
I wanted stamina….
>>575364541That was me during the first Kita banner....
>>575364214Light Helllloooooo!!!!
>>575364491from upcoming oguri wit
Tachyon LOVE
>>575364630Saying hello to her with a fat cock...
>>575364580you need to make sure the fusu is properly warm during the cold seasons
Yaeno (LB0-> 1)GrassGuts PasaStam BrianCreek (LB2-> 3)TaikiPower Pasa (LB0-> 1)Power Haru1LB Tach 0LB Hello285 pulls no sparks usedAbove par SSR luck, but the luck is spread out, with one good hit on CreekWhat can i do with all these LB0's and 1's?
>>575364472I know it should sound like good news but I hate seeing my wallet be flattened even if I have some of the best cards now
>>575364739THE GOOD ENDING
>>575364324was manual through unity cup
>>575364727She'd pose just like this the moment she sees it...
>>575364707>that outfitHOEguri
>>575364736
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>575364397When is it worth going 'overtime' on pulls without the next sparkyou really hit your final cards in that 50-pull window?
>>575364952I dont know where you came from Suzuka poster... but I appreciate you. Deeply.
>>575364854Sounds like she wants it just as much, if she's doing that
I find Light Hello boring because I can't train her
What's the point of song saving? It looks like you're just buying 4 extra techniques just to save on needing to buy one..
I got 2 tachys out of my last pull when I only needed 1 since I had an exchange ready, both her and light are mlb and I have 210 exchange points. are clovers or cleats better?
>>575364854I just wish she wasn't so fucking fat. I'm not into chubsters even a little. Give her that Manhattan Cafe or Suzuka build with the same rack she's got now, and then we'd be talking.
>>575364739>>575364952>>575365171how has she only managed a single alt? I was told the devs gave her preferential treatment
Good night friends!!!
Was it really needed to make Urara's measurements public?
the jigGOD returnshttps://jiggie.fun/NYWtFS>https://jiggie.fun/NYWtFShttps://jiggie.fun/NYWtFS>https://jiggie.fun/NYWtFShttps://jiggie.fun/NYWtFS
Why are Umas like this?
>>575365204I do not get the point of song carryover either
>>575365039there's way more than one
Help!after first concert, which one of these to buy?
>>575365536And thank Shiraoki-sama for that
Hello!
>>575365579whichever one leaves you with the most even spread of points
too much Light Hello posting, not enough Falco cuck posting
>>575365615
>>575365579the friendship te is better early but it depends on how many tokens you have of each.
>>575365579both are good, just b urself
>>575365515yeah
>>575365083She's pretty dangerous.>>575365293As someone that has Suzuka as his favorite Uma (well, tied with Eishin maybe), I totally understand what you mean. But I've always been into curvy women so I'm weak to Light Hello types.
>>575364197Marriage
>>575365869>Flash and Suzu as favoritesHoooooly based
how come none of you hornyposted about aoi or riko during URA and unity
>>575365328Alts are proportional to the number of G1 wins
>>575366134Those leggings man... those leggings are dangerous
>>575366106Ningen
so whats stopping you from nuking the last spurt with a duel like in the anime?
>>575362621
>>575366106Aoi is more wife coded and I dont find Riko particularly attractive
>>575366106both foid zoomers
>>575364738Taiki is great for mile skills
>>575366542where is the fourth sister?
Never seen this debuff before
>>575364738i use lb1 yaeno in auto
>>575366064Danke~
>>575366542I need Verxina to smack me on the back of the head.
in jap when did unity updated release in comparison to when watashtachi sugoii live released
Oshi bombing Digitan until she explodes from the praise!
Who am I gonna roll /uma/?
>>575366984NUMBER ONE!
>>575366106i hornyposted about aoiriko isnt attractive
>>575366984Spe-chan!!!
Comfy sex with Super Creek
>>575366963My favorite!
>>575366494Actually another clanker is insisting that Twin Turbo + Maruzensky is better.
We fucked
>>5753669843 Golshis >>575366993I want to fuck Riko until she becomes sopping wet and is unconscious
>>575366884about a month before GM, january 2023
the best umamusume is rice shower
>>575367212So basically Unity was supposed to be the better GL?
>>575365021People doing 450 are the ones who didn't have the patience to wait for all the free pulls before sparking.
>>575366383sybau
>>575366494>Kitasan and Tachyon are not even in the runningerm... bros?
Ganbarimasu!
>>5753668845 months into GL or the month before the next one
>>575364000
Not bad, not bad
>>575367335yeah knowing that I'm definitely not going to 400 and I'll use unity to make medium and long
>>575367471Incredible image, thank you very much
>Ryan Dober>Nimble>OYL>From the Brink Is that too much accel? Should i remove one and add more velocity instead?
>>575367605I'd personally remove Ryan and try and get oguri or Brian as velo inherits if you can get both oyl and from the brink yeah
>>575367490post the deck, I cant hit 1100 stam
>cm """test""" room>doesn't even post hakurakusnice test retard
>>575367585
>>575367471SUSPICIOUSLY HYPERSPECIFIC IMAGE
Why can't I go to bond level 11
>15 autoruns later>not a single professor of curvature
>>575366984TEIOTEIOTEIO
>>575367841HISHIAMA SEXOOOBecause some post launch umas just dont have the feature added yet.
>>575367490>over 1100 stamthe one from the prophesies...
alright you can stop spamming suzuka slop now
48852279Testing another Rickey48852279
>>575367715
>>575367845Apparently auto can't get it. I'm not a smart falcon poster so I can't explain it
Hello.Stupid Motherfuckers
>>575364307>literal sex store mascotNah, gimme a wholesome girl like Falco instead
>>575368086Got a screenshot of the super creek stats output?
Puppy chan
>>575367718the "NUH UH SHE STAMMED OUT" "NUH UH SHE DIDN'T" debacle last thread could have been solved easily if those niggas are serious about the game meta but obviously not because neither knows what the fuck is a hakuraku
how do you hit 1100 power in auto i cant fucking do it even with 4 power cards i'm going INSANE
>>575368132that shit is garbage anywaybreaks at the slightest pullyou can get stuff that actually works for a fraction of the cost at any hardware store
>>575368178Nope, but it hit 120/130 stam and around 25/30 on the others
>>575367804How do I tell her that I'm only interested in Dictus?
>>575365869Drunk ass woman deserves to get bred like the sow she is.
>>575368273Cute ears.
>>575366494Is that SR or SSR Sweep?
>>575368235I have eyes I don't need your haku meme to explain the obvious to me. Brainlets can spectate rooms and use haku on them if they want
>>575368440SSR
Ikuno...?
>>575368406They are yeah
raping
Which Uma is the Argentina of horse racing?
>>575368482cute!
>>5753685497 and I rape you
Boyuma.
1100 stam
>>5753686167 and I rape YOU.
>>575368178there was a google doc posted a thread or two ago with collected card stats
>>5753687627 and I rape you and Shiraoki
Is the gold version for GC really so good, that it bricks your run if you dont get it?
>>575368613>elite record >international wins>racistSpecial Week
>>575368660need to toss her around in bed and fuck her in every position I can think of
>>575368751BUUUHIUIIIIIII
>>5753679916/948852279
>>575368842retard
>>575368482Is cuter with her glasses off. Glasses are nothing more than a debuff.
>>575368613satono diamondo
>>575368751lmeow
Why is the game racist towards clankers?
>>575368178>>575368783https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=483333646#gid=483333646
>>575368660She's not that big
if we could pay 10 carats to make auto runs shorter I would
>>575368751>16 racesbwo..
>>575368613Which Uma is the South Africa of horse racing?
>>575369020Dangerous.
>just bring golshi for umastan bwo>never get umastan hintsAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE YOU'RE USELESS AUTOSWEEPY
>>575368847>XOguriNigger
>>575369148Just bring Festa for uma stan
>>575369148just train digitan
>>575369148anyon that card has like 1 million hints... you wouldnt get it in real runs either...
digital rape
Hoeh? no ones pulling for me?
>>575367991This Rickey did better than my previous ones at least, too bad she didn't get TTL or Early Lead 51047284
Hey tore! /Uma/ Club: the club: the movie is coming to a theater near (You)! What's in store with a front-row VIP ticket you ask?Why just the coolest, funniest, gang of hooligans around and a bunch of their woes and wonders, triumphs and let downs, as they try to navigate a brave new training world. It's pretty neat!Check out this picture for just some of the benefits available!There's only (one) opening right now soReserve your spot today!
>>575369478Post whole room
>>575369449i just used my 1.0 ticket for you THOEH
Vodka navel
No, I refuse to do more than 10 runs.
>>575369148Use the acupuncture ningen
>>575369673A radiant beauty.....
>>575369583I'll do it for the next room
Nobody cares about slopguri rooms
>>575369585
>>575369182Of course you're gonna see xOguri it's the fucking xOguri CM.
>>575369538Allen…
>>575369449I did a tenner and the normal you came :(
Tachyon is hiding some melons under that coat.
Maya wants to forcefem Brian
>>575369683Sasami doesn't work for auto. Auto doesn't trigger the NY events for pal cards
>>575367841Please understand, cygames had stretch these out over years because if they will die if they give out too much "content" at once.You can at least keep farming bond so that you unlock the outfits when they become available hopefully they will do another batch between now and 2nd anniversary, https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ClwQpAPpVJDnHWYAkbAsk7k9DfvkQ8CJJvjQy3jg4Wc/edit?gid=925456351#gid=925456351If they don't then the worst case is 1 year from now, we won't start getting new ones until about March 2027, and Hishi will come roughly two months after that
>>575369538Have you watched Bakemonogatari yet
>>575369904she's hiding a plump, steamy umanko underneath her tights too
>>575369792didn't mean to quote
>>575369781they're rickey rooms THO
>chiikawa movie made 2B yen in 2 dayswhile it took BOANE months to get to that point... why was pokke such a flop of a character?
>>575369781it's not an Oguri room it's a Rickey room...>>5753694786/9
>>575369538Do NOT join this faggot club. BIGGEST mistake of my LIFE
>>575369828Next time he should put "I'm testing XOguri" then.
imagine applying to join a club whose danchou isn't even top 10
>>575369538I was dead in MANT, but I am no longer dead if you'll have me.
Wheres the TT rank reward increase cygames, its a new scenario
>>575370121Oguri is the villain the Rickey needs to beat
>>575369961nta but it’s kinda boring and not that good
My GW farmer card is LB2 now. We have one more pull, right?
I've spent 60 TP pots doing auto runs and not a single normal one
Is tomorrow the last day for 10 pulls on Tachyon?
>>575370356I just spent the carats
>>575370328Didnt ask your opinion and also you're wrong>>575370412Nyes
X Gain > 5% training effectiveness?I'm inclined to say so. What do you guys usually pick?
>need 650 bond to get to 11 for Maya casual outfitHow long does that take with just TT spam?
>>575370471Thank nyu.
>>575370502it'll go faster if you do auto spam with her too
>>5753704925 TE is better every time except for +3 SP
>>575370492gain from songs is added after all card bonuses so TE should probably be better
>>575370569I was intending to do that but unfortunately she just hit a great spark so it would feel redundant.
Probably suitable? I don't really want to sweat more on this CM more than I need to. No 1500+ speed, Medium S, or speed greens but whatever.
>>575370492FB > TE > SP > STAT > the rest
>>575370502TT give 2 bond points when I checked the other day, so 325 racesBest way is put her in your team for a bit, then spam auto for 16 points per career (yes, it's dire)
>>575370570>>575370602>>575370694Maybe that's why...
>>575370748I feel like Maya is the only smart orange in umamusume
Do Carat Jellys ever get any other use or can I spam them away if I need to get back into a rank?
>>575369851WHAT?! h-how do you know this name?! who told you this information???>>575369961not yet but things are finally looking up on watching some series I've been meaining to thanks to the auto-trainer! umamusume!>>575370235sure! if you don't mind sailing the unknowable stormy s-rank seas next month with lots of activity you should be fine!
>>575370869there are events that require you to have a decent stock of like anywhere from 50-75
>>575370869Jellies have no other use except for the occasional multi race events we get
>>575364307cawaii curry chan
>>575370863
>>575370918That's OK. Good luck recruiting and talk to you again in a month!
>>575370471Not my fault you have bad taste
>top club’s danchou fucked a mare >not a single /uma/ thread has talked about this wtf kind of cover up is this
>>575370918>sure! if you don't mind sailing the unknowable stormy s-rank seas next month with lots of activity you should be fine!sure, how do I apply?
> finally looking up on watching some series I've been meaining to thanks to the auto-trainer!lmao big talk from someone who literally flatlined at zero for a week
>>575370471Nah I agree with that anon, Monogatari as a whole is ass. Just retards yapping 99% of the time with stupid wacky animations.
>>575371079Sucking on my wife's saggers....
AAIIEEEEAbout to become le bricked tomorrow with 400 pulls and LB0 Tachyon and LB3 LH(no sparks used).I think this will be the auto scenario
>>575369538That's my danchou!
>set "Stamina" and 2 stamina cards for Autotrain>still ends up with 1100+ speed and -700 staminawhat am i missing?
do I still get the monthly carats if I just got kicked from my club
>>575371337Probably shit stamina cards.
>>575371195the mare in question? me
>>575371396
>>575371442I'm using Creek and Zenno Rob Roy
>>575369925Nothing wrong with her skirt
>>575371337show deck and uma
>>575371335You fuckers still allow flatliners while I got kicked for not reaching 20m.
>>575370869Some events like the all star one a couple months ago consume them.
>>575371575Wrong club my guy, we only require shoes
>>575371195an actual degenerate deboooonked it months later
>>575371562
>>575365396All trainable umas have their measurements available.
>>575369925>fucking Brian while making her blush and acting feminine at her most intimate and vulnerable
>>575371627Shakur is... sexy...?
Is this doc working?It saying i will get 30000 carats in two weeks? wut?
>>575371337rae says using power cards tricks auto into giving you more stam
>>575371701That 1100 guy posted earlier was a Brian with 20% stamina growth. Lucha Pasa is 0% which is rough. That's not the only thing you probably need a stronger card than ZRR, possibly a power card like Mabe. And I am guessing that Brian poster had a bunch of STA sparks.
>>575371721>urara is bigger than mcqueen and suzuka
>>575367715For 1100 stam you need stam sparks I think.Also less races, I don't think you can hit it consistently running all the mile/med/long/dirt G1s
>>575371947>september 6th is in 2 weeks
>>575371721Urara's breasts look pretty big in this
>>575371073thanks friend. Bake is high on my list. Right after looking at some of the "recent" big names like Frieren and Chainsaw I'll be on to the gataris at last!>>575371196cool! just know the minimum might get absolutely crazy in Augustand posting id in the thread is the most typical. you get your invite and spot reserved at the start of next month. some tore want to do it sneaky breaky style so you can also get creative
>>575368132How did they confuse a horse for a cat?
>>575371692Oh okay->fucked multiple horses and sheep This is a welshman
>>575369478>>575369583Results
>>575372061Oh right, i get it now ok ok, ok
>>575371947It's probably double counting some of the anniversary gibs.
I can get LB2 Tachy tomorrow with spark once the free roll ends, should I push it to LB3 with a crystal? I have 2 crystals, 65k carats and really don't want to dump another spark into the banner. I mostly play front (rolled LB0 Maru) but also play pace when I'm lazy.
>>575371947Sounds about right, you get around 6-7 (Helios do the thing) sparks in about 12 months on JP so 5-6 weeks for us should be around a spark
>First "usable" ace>Couldn't get corner/straight recovery hintThis gonna be a painful run for single ace huh
>>575372093I liked the Chainsaw manga, cant speak for the anime though it seems popular. Cant blame you for putting that and Frieren on higher prio. Have fun!
>>575372150give me that ogli's deck
tf is this discord bullshyt
>slop hours>people reacting positively to said cheap and easy to copy slopsea hours are early today>>575372348>agnes trash poster>talking about normiefag mangaadds up
>>5753722231 crystal is worth 1 pity, using 60k carats or 2 crystals is the same
>>575372150I meant room comp all 9 players
is there any other must pull banner this year, besides Ramonu
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX
?
>>575372281Ehh forgot pic.Three resets for failed junior year RNG. At least this scenario is fat.
>>575372450There's only so many umaxmonogatari images and yeah I talked about the thing the guy I'm replying to mentioned. Crazy concept to a socially stunted retard like you, I'm sure.
>Allen too busy to play Uma (bottom 10 earner)>Has not seen Chainsawman or FrierenWhat is this nigga doin?
>>575366963I dont know why but that pic shrinks my heart, mades me feel very melancholic...
do we auto or manual with borrow parents for parent farming?
>>575372571get genoharad lol
niggas be like agnes
>>575372571Fuji would steal your underwear if she could
>>575372360
>cool! just know the minimum might get absolutely crazy in Augustand posting id in the thread is the most typical. you get your invite and spot reserved at the start of next month. some tore want to do it sneaky breaky style so you can also get creativethat's no problem.548180808518
I don't have zoguriis Pump good for gamblers this cm?
>>575372781i will literally never do another manual parent run again
diddygatari is pretentious garbage
>>575372831zamn i just suck
>>575371721I mean for the fans in universeDo they want to attract pedos to the concert?
>forever bricked because I started late and have to permaborrow kitasandoes it ever stop being relevant
there's nothing to do
>>575372571Stallions are dangerous because they're straightforwardMares are danguerous because they're subtleIn any case Trainers are doomed.
>>575372831ratingslop
>>575372992Yeah in 2 scenarios when El Condor Pasa comes out.So.... 8 months haha
>>575372798steal or just ask for it?
how bricked am I for ramonu if I 0'd out everything on this banner?
I've been raped by Haru Urara.
>>575372881>I don't have zoguriIf you don't have her or Rickey just give up
>>575373076So there's hope. I just have to not kill myself until then.
>>575373239Not at all. By the time Ramonu comes out you can triple spark again.
Me and my dachis
>180 pulls>0 SSR Tachyon>2x SSR LH>Today's pullI will be kind of mad if Tachyon shows up now, because I'd be stupid to not spark LH at this point. Was planning on 400 pulls but now I think I'll try to cope with my current speed cards, I don't think I'm that homeless.
>>575372857meant for>>575372093
>>575373280Good luck with that!
>>575373239just save the entire scenario
dear lord theyre making demons
>>575373513Tachyon is not worth potentially 600 pulls yeah.
>>575368086>tfw cleated extra copies of ZRR stam because she was truly a garbage card>only welfare I've ever done that for
>>575373031Digitan is so cute
>>575373124do you know anyone who'd ask for someone else's underwear?
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/01sHbA>https://jiggie.fun/01sHbAhttps://jiggie.fun/01sHbA>https://jiggie.fun/01sHbAhttps://jiggie.fun/01sHbA
>>575371315Have a good day today!>>575373525got it! Spot saved! will get you in on the first shortly after reset
>>575373694retard
>>575372992just afk with auto until then. CM is like 2k rewards out of ~18k monthly you arent losing that much
>>575373769someone did that in an anime I'm watching
>>575373654demon is one wordunless this is for open in which case, why the fuck are they trying so hard
>>575367508I think thats the way to go. Unity being around hurts Tachyon stocks for anyone other than PC. I think Medium is debatable for which one is better but to hit the Stam requirements in GL you basically have to really tank Power and Wit. You can probably do a 6/6/6 spark for Speed/Stam/Power and and hit the Stam requirements while having way more power than anyone else that comes out of GL (and probably get close on Speed since sparks up the cap too). Also depends on how strong No Stopping Me is compared to See Ya Later though if you have a high LB Light Hello you could bring her into Unity. It may even help Throne since you can replace one of your Wit card for it and get a lot of Speed and Wit plus it give the Gold Medium Corner
>>575373694>cleated a card for (1) rollSo fucking embrassing
Horses are fucking gay
>>575371701Stamina sparks.Number of races also matters. Hit 1100 stam with 20-22 races several times but I haven't been able to hit it adding the dirts and going to around 27+
>>575373858i can think of a reason
>>575373316Assuming you play the events, get group A in CMs, class 6 TT, be in a C rank club, maybe pay for daily carats, then yeah 90K carats is achievable in 5 months.
>>575373797SHE WAS GARBAGECLAIRVOYANCE IS ONE OF THE WORST SKILLS IN THE ENTIRE GAME! WE KNOW SHE WAS NEVER USED IN JP EVER! This was an unknown unknown!
anyone else like to save your old cards instead of cleating right awayI just cleat enough to buy the tickets each month
>this is a middle schooler's ass
>>575374125yea can't blame you guess you didn't have the clairvoyance haha
>>575371721um... wheres doto...
>>575374125literally one of the best tt skills idiot
I'm on my last borrow... Please please give me pwr med or sta med so i can start gluing ace runs
>>575373885I'll give a few tries in unity to see what I can make which I doubt it will be anything good because I'm just bad but whatever
>>575374221
>>575374365you use borrows to raise great grandparents so you can make your own grandparents to use to build parents idiot
>>575374193seems about right to be honest
>>575374397Bono!
>>575374460I can't because i need 10* dirt in GPs and farming for 3* dirt is too painful
>>575373528Who makes these
>>575374219
>>575373654last thread i made this
>>575374576idk... I asked once here where to find more and someone had a google doc link but i forgot to save it....
>>575374397>top 5 fattest tits has been the same for years until Gentildonnakinda funny to think about
>>575374641>>575374576shit there was a link to a collection?i would love a collection
>>575374660dark magician gaki
>>575371721It still hilarious that Winning Ticket manages to hide all that just to oppai jumpscare in summer.
>>575374660
>>575374397>top smallest tits has been the same for years and then dethroned by not even a cunny
KI!MI!TOOOOOO!
So let me get this straight. For the next 6 months there isn't a single new support card worth caring about? Not a single new meta Uma that threatens COguri dominance?
>>575375170yeppersand before you start screaming about evo skills, no, it's not gonna fix anything
>>575372118Typical perception of a tertiary normalfaggot
>>575375170Blaze Brian for longs and Kita blanco is very good for mediums
>>575375170i heard Wit Ramonu is something really good.
So what deck would be best for Smart Falcon this CM? I love her so I'd love to try and make her work, but I don't know what the right deck would be to account everything. Not having Tachyon in the deck feels like I'm throwing. Would Unity 2.0 unironically be the play?
>>575374397Wtf Hishiama is STACKED?
Hypothetically when breeding an Uma are the entirety of your female descendants now guaranteed to be Umas?
>>575375170yes, isn't it great? let's all love oguri together
>>575375170The lone wolfWhitewashed KitaThe new meta debuffer
I was getting SS every auto run yesterdayNow it's always S+They stealth nerfed that shit
>>575375170Your Wit Teio?
>>575375331No because one of your sons may become something worse than a faggot or racemixer... a ningen fucker
>>575375393Did you swap out your parents? I'm pretty sure if you don't have enough blue sparks it seriously hurts your SS potential.
>>575375170Kris S stamRuby pwr
>>575375316i mean
>>575374660>Don't give a shit for sweepy, beyond abusing her as a bot>Someone put her into this outfit and now I wanna ravage her body>Same is the case for other characters put into itA truly magical outfit that
>>575375472Nobody is MLBing wit Teio nigga
>>575375170Oguri is pretty beatable outside of a narrow range of 2000m-2200m corner 3 late race tracks bro.
>>575374397how is Ines NOT top shelf? I thought she was top 15 at least
>>575375593Citation?
>>575375593hey we got neighas that MLBd throne
Will another Uma ever be hated as much as Coguri?
>>575375562>>575367889
I fucking hate this mechanic
I have Oguri fatigue
>>575374397Rudolf is such an enigma.
>>575375721You guys unironically hate oguri?
>>575375840I only ironically hate her, personally.
7 and I rape Oguri cap
>>575375821LOVE MY CUTE WIFE LUNA-CHAN
>>575375840VF says Oguri has no personality
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9And I'll play Open League instead.
>>575375962What the fuck is wrong with Valentines Fujin
I like to call her XOg because it makes her sound lke an alienOr maybe some lunkheaded unga bunga barbarian crushing her way through everyone
I think of fat Oguri ass al th
>>575375840Yeah. Her game version is pretty boring, double as much when compared to Cinderella Gray, and she gets preferential treatment over other Umas in terms of how viable she is. Everybody hated Gold Ship when she was an absurdly dominant metahog, and she actually has personality.
Trying to update TT teams with the new scenario but I'm still not really getting it.
MLB Kawakami Princess or Tachyon for borrows?
>>575376175everyone has tachyon
>>575364197Teio wife
wahey
>>575375170>next 6 months4*
Oguri Cap got her own manga and 2 seasons of an anime. Can you say the same for your oshi? Didn't think so.
>>575376324This but with Mayano
>>575371627Shakur camel toe...
>>575376460I got Oguri pregnant
grand live doesnt give 'rivals' so there aren't dangerous opponents like 600 stamina double-gold monsters you sometimes see in Tenno Sho Spring in MANTeveryone's just URA Finale-tier again
>>575375128Mirako may be the greatest slam pig ever created. Jesus Christ
how many free pulls lef not counting today?
>>575370492>>575370694the sp songs are the best it's what allows for the sp high rolls
>>5753766411
>>57537664140
I hate sweep but think rulership is funny and cute (fute if you would), is it really just the huge tits tricking my brain
>>575376175I like to think i got mileage out of setting Wedding Kawakami as my borrow during MANT but i dont think i ever properly checked lmaoapprently she's not even bad now as an auto career card
>le food now laugh umait worked with spe because she is actually cute
>>575375297I'll give you her shoes if you help me out here, /uma/!
>>575376679>>575376713w-who is lying, I am pretty sure not all 100 free pulls were in LH banner
>>575376868about tree fiddy
>>575375297idk
>>575376796>>>>>>>it worked with spe
>>575376809I think the deck is fine you're just forced to fit in Maru and Bourbon who arent optimal. Maybe try GL
>>575376964yea?retard
I only have one crystal right now...
>>575376743Sweepy is a bratty child prodigy and Rulership is just a smelly hikkiNEET
>>575369953do they ever add club profile pictures for the casual outfits?
>>575376796Spe actually has a personality and a dreamOguri is boring and only races just because she can, same with the food, really boring uma
>>575376947I don't blame you.>>575376971Thought so, I'll just try a trial run and see how it goes. Thanks friend.
>>57537686850 free pulls left, 10 of those on the LH/Tach banner if you log in in between daily mission and banner reset tomorrow...
>>575377062Free pull prison, auto for 5 more days
>>575371337I've seen few success at high rolling stam without something silly like strong stam inherit + growth + like 4+ good stam cards. the bot stops clicking stam once it has enough for the longs (a little over 500)
>>575376809the agreed upon deck for gl is 2 speed 2 wit hello and a flexif the umas is 0% speed growth is better to go with 3 speedits a bitch to pump stam so creek is good
>>575377187what happens if i login but dont use it before reset tomorrow
>>575375297You can use speed Suzuka instead of Creek
>>575364461She doesn't look like a relative to Fine
>>575377315If you dont use it it gets transfered pretty sure. But honestly you should read the official announcement instead of asking here tbdesu
>>575377457>But honestly you should read the official announcement instead of asking here tbdesuI'll just trust you instead you seem trustworthy
>>575377332fucker made me yawn
>>575374397>King Halo is bigger than Fuji KisekiHer racewear makes her look a lot smaller.
what if i auto with 5 wit cards
>>575374397>Brian is bigger than Air Groove, Scarlet, and fuckin Pasahard to believe
>>575377587lol
>>575377332>>575377841But the race horse industry needs to be destroyed to protect these horses.
>>575377841nyoo retrieves the carrot nyessss
>>575377062wait four days in case the teio banner's going to spook you
>>575377573>>575377457does nyot look to be the case on the announcements
>>575377807This image scared me I thought CM already started Don't do that
kimi to yume wo cock
>>575378309Worth
>>575378373It did start already tho bwo
>>575378373part of why i took the screen was because of the button there, i thought it was funny to think about
Ignited PLUS is a bummer but I might just go with this as a GPDirt pink is pretty hot for a great grandparent
meisho dorito
>>575377154Spechud had Suzuka shoehorned into her story to make it exciting and a derby win given to her in the animeOguri Cap as in peak? She's simply built different.
if you bring debuffers to lobbies you should kill yourself btw
>>575373254YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE
What should Digitan be run as for the CM? I've seen a whole lot of bits about Endclosers but shouldn't she benefit a fair bit form going Pace cause of Grand Live?
>>575378572>222 likes
>>575378652This but with xOguri.
there's a difference between bust and bust - underbust
>>575378718likes? those are le wholesome updoots my guy
>>575375573This but bloomers
there is a chance to get spooked by Tachyon and Hello on the Teio banner so don't use your sparks and crystals yet!
>>575378713With what accels?
>>575378713Pace Chasers are back to having jack and shit for usable accels compared to literally everybody else unless your name is Xoguri so you should stick to Late to take advantage of buffed OYL and both Pump and Moving Past being usable this CM
>>575378681This is a man, stop posting him
>>575375130these are chest measurements not cup measurementsi think there's a website that does the actual cup measurements
>>575378792that doesn't do much to me, that's just a simple clothing change
What differentiates mare umanko from stallion umanko?
>>575378832My hopes and dreams and this Tachyon I found.>>575378838Makes sense, don't exactly have much in the way of Late Surgers but I'll make do.
>>575378713Late Digitan seems to be one of the few umers that shows up on the Hakuraku chart within even a mile of The XOg's position
>>575378776Words made up by women to scam men into thinking her boobs are big or something
>>575379003stallions don't shave
>>575379003mare umanko is wet and tightstallion umanko is dry and loose
>>575379098Whore.
>>575378560>I might just go with this as a GPgwo it has literally nothing going for it but cope-level coloreds and 3* racing stam
I'm skipping this CM, Ogurifags ruined everything.
>>575376573
>>575379262I'm cumming inside of Fuji Kiseki, for the sole purpose of procreation.
...
>>575379319Inari looks happy for Ogurin
>>575377073imagine how much more pungent the hikkiNEET smell is when it belongs to an uma...
Affinity obviously effects your chances of activating sparks, but does it effect your chances of obtaining sparks as well?Right now Im trying to make a Pasa legacy with GW, but I'm using a GW legacy with a Pasa grandparent to make it. I'm using Power Falcon so I'm not worried about my ability to obtain the skill, but I'm wondering if a legacy with better compatibility, but less GW sparks, would have a better chance of getting the GW spark.
>>575378843It’s a vtuber whore
when does the next cm start?
>>575378901drinking from umamusumes cups
>lates get wit neicha who is a really good card on top of a must-have gold skill>paces have to take power daisca to get neck & neck who is a 0 specialty priority ultrabrick and doesn't even have mood bonus or TE to be a good roamer
>>575379496Both of these things can be true
>>575379550registrations in 3 days
>>575379423Raito Haro
>>575379483I hope that Restraint passive will help buff Cheer Kingu's ult for the next sprint CM..
>>575379553can you handle it?
>>575379483It doesn't. I assume you already know how looping sparks work though so other than that, it's just luck.
>>575379619Saw her face and body nudes clearly a woman
>>575379423umallo
Light Hello is for sex.
>>575379483https://uma.moe/tools/lineage-plannerhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/
>>575379637what the fuck
>>575379730I will, against my better judgment.
>These threads are once again full of Suzuka postsI don't know if it's one guy, or if a lot of people love Suzuka. But I really appreciate it. Usually, I'm always about the girls with nice big breasts, but every now and then a turboflat will steal my heart, and Suzuka is definitely one of those.
>>575379003The difference between them is the same as the difference between tranny pussy and cis pussy.However I've never seen either of those, so IDK the exact details on that difference though.
When do Paces get a consistent accel for Mediums and Longs?
>>575379958Same story for me.... love the alluring flatty despite being a titty monster guy usually.
>>575379439"so lucky..."
>>575379752He literally says he has a dingaling in his bio
luv me wifesimple as
>>575379958I also like Silence Suzuka
>>575380172sexy princess
>>575380172That's a wife worth luvin' right there
>>575379753I found the pearls! Damn, they're huge!
>>575380218acting bratty day was every day
>>575376460But Oguri is my oshi.
we fucked
>>575380049head on is all you need
guyshow many moremust I slaughteruntil I get a SINGLE dirtthis is my 13thfrom just this week
>>575380247~Yes we are~ ~seeking the pearl~ ~whoever~ ~you are, find your world~
>>575380247Anon, pearl obviously refers to the clitoris, not breasts.
>>575379285l-lewd...
>>575380049>LongWhen they get Monster/Beast Mode. Brian Blaze is good partially because she's the first one who ever gets it.>MediumWhen Pasa Speed drops.
>>575376460Forget anime, manga, and merch if mine gets even 1 good fanart in a week I consider it a good week
Half a year until marvelous marvy finally releases.
>>575380561also wtf is a "Zen-Nippon Junior Yushun"?
>>575369449I pulled and I'm trying to train you for next cm despit an abysmal 15% winrate for fronts... what the fuck am I doing
>>575380142Don’t know what profile you’re looking at
>>575380757You're being based
>>575380738it's the dirt hopeless stakes
>Fags in denialDear God they're even acting like women
>Gold Ship and Kitasan Black have quite the complicated relationship… And now, against all expectations, the tables have completely turned because of Uberleben.>For people familiar with real horses, this might not be all that unusual, but as someone who got into actual horse racing through Umamusume, this whole situation is just way too entertaining of a setup.>But Kitasan is way too much of a playboy(while looking over the lineup of his partners)
>>575380049Blaze Brian gets Monster "Mr. Beast Mode" as a built-in accel, but you don't get that on a card until Wit Opera by around February. You could pull that card, but it's better as a borrow because if you main pace, you'd rather go for Wit McQueen 3-4 months after that.
Test
>>575380918is it good?
sex with my neet chud son
>>575375393What is the significance of SS in auto? Does it increase hinting chance or hint cap for parenting or something
>>575380812What do you think the "yus i have one" here is referring to?
>>575381106Taishin
https://x.com/shikako4545/status/2081351396578967933/photo/1
>>575380218>Symboli bloodline is practically extinct save for Epiphaneia
>>575380172Need to make a fake episode of her favorite anime to convince her that a real princess would invite King Halo to a threeway with her trainer.
>>575381272me on the right
>>575379958I just started my first Suzuka run and she's very cute, as expected
>>575381171overall rank makes no difference, but an SS uma will typically have 1 or more stats at over 1100 which means a better chance to get higher sparks
>>575381171Same as when people did manual parents prior, better chance for 2* and 3* for your white sparks. Doesn't do much for colored sparks, but if you're looping, you don't care too much about that until you get to finalizing grandparents and parents.
We're all making runaway Suzukas for next CM, right?
>>575381171Better ranks means that when you roll for white sparks you will have more stars. I think the uma doc says it improves the weighted odds to roll 2-star and 3-star ratings instead of the default 1-star heavy split, though the exact mathematical percentage increase per rank tier (like going from SS to UG) is a minor sliding adjustment.
>pacefags are now forever anchored to do the same groundwork and autism checklist what frontfags had to dohave fun pacebros
Suzuka could sit on my face
>>575380623I know, but using the standard form of referring to a uma's breasts using part of her name (like fuji's kisekis, or doto's dotos) they would be pearl's pearls
>>575381556Not at all. I tried really hard to make Runaway Suzuka for Sprint and she was a total failure. If she can't succeed there, no shot she has any possible fighting chance against Oguri forma hannukah on a longer track.
>eat cereal with yogurt for breakfast>immediately start shitting myselfwhy? i even dropped the coffee and I am still shitting myself everytime I wake up
>>575379262I wouldn't ever lay a hand on my trainee if she wore this... However I am tutoring Fuji, so when the day she wears this sling bikini and asks me to do it, I will gladly accept.
Call me Bear the way I seek seek lest
>>575381175Onlyfans duh
>>575381708nigga you have lactose intolerance
>>575381652>in GL you run minimal races, so you can barely even count on a cheeky green bailing you outgrim
>>575381782based but idk what dark souls 2 has gotta do with anything
>>575381707nta but I ran double pace + runaway and the only reason my suzuka didn't win a single time was because my two chasers were monsters
>>575381315sadge
>>575373795>Hiггep
>>575381875Oh just because of seeking the pearl
got my open leauge cm18 uma ready
>>575381181What exactly does the Taishin Test entail anyway?
>>575381652>pacefags are now forever anchored to do the same groundwork and autism checklist what frontfags had to doWhat changed? I thought Hoguri hitting Festive was enough?
If I was to spell it out, it'd be something like this, I suppose.
>>575381016horses have such complicated family trees
I am tempted to do a manual parent run to see if sparks are really betterBut its just so tedious
>>575382109a retard made this list
>half of the CMs are oguri autowin through being triple 7s compatible>the scenario in general is stamina hell so the uma who gets a shitton of recoveries anyway naturally has a way easier time of it than anyone elseI'm starting to see why GL was another failure of a scenario in JP.
>>575381652>nowI was doing that already back in Aoharu Hai 1.0 thoughteverSpark looping Ignited spirit power along groundworkThere's a reason I have 9 plats and you don't Stay on the backline below 7th, cuck, you will never hit pump or MBP ever again because my 3 pace chasers will do it instead :)
>>575382032a hog with groundwork will win against a hog that doesn't have groundwork
>>575382334*paces down and doesn't proc nsm*
>>575382032arms race
>>575380050
>>575382445>paces down>anon didn't get the newsUH OH.did you know we have auto train and Grand Live now?
>>575382327You're right I have 10 plats not 9
>They didn't pull for the hog despite being told she would dominate
How important is this whole convoluted dirt grand parent shit with people busting out spreadsheets to min max it. Will I stand no chance unless I do that? Just thinking about it sucks the fun out of the game for me.
>>575382319global will remember MANT fondly, it's hilarious
>>575382629pace down mechanic is still in the game retard, it's just less now
>>575382670im not even bothering with auto careers
>>575382334I've always said that pace is very similar to front, only that right now they don't have reliable accels. Hoguri arriving changed that though, thoughbeit only one uma has it.
>>575382670It's makes parents around 5% better if I had to throw an estimate, so you don't really have to do it
>>575382646I don't like Oguri Cap and would rather suffer defeat after defeat than join the tide of sheep using her because she's meta.
>>575381652>nowWhile you were gooning to Mayano and Creek, I was studying the racetrack. There's a reason I have 9 plats and you don't.>>575382327zased
>>575375297>>575376809Pretty good practice attempt considering no borrows. Need Groundwork and to make sure I don't forget her new secret event Senior Early Feb in that new G1 and I'm good to go. Hopefully I'll get some more speed there too along with Medium S.Thanks for the feedback, /uma/. Her shoes are all yours.
Never ask an Oguri hater what their favorite running style is
>>575382697I will not. MANT is a fucking chore even with GL being flawed as hell.
>>575381341She knows every Princess Fighter episode by heart there's no way she'd fall for it and she'd probably knock your head off for even trying
my groundwork pasa is sure to win, witGOD told me so
>>575381707My runaway Suzuka was strong in lobbies where there were 5+ fronts and there were no other runaways.However that lobby formation was pretty fucking rare. Pace chasers were just too strong.Sprints arent really the best for runaways or fronts in general really.But yeah, regardless Suzuka is gonna be bad for this CM for the same reason every other uma not named Oguri is gonna be bad.
>>575382670You can skip the autistic farming you will be doing the first month of every new scenario, but once whales or F2P who were dilligent with their planning to get whale decks through carat saving do it, they will always win.
>>575382319>I'm starting to see why GL was another failure of a scenario in JPme when I lie. the only complain japs had when it released was the overcap speed calculation being fucked, otherwise everyone was glad MANT was over and the game was fun again
>>575382828fronts exists to be raped by pace
>>575382575this is mean :(
>>575382646but then you'd have to use Oguri Cap, AND you'd have to use her ugliest costume ever if you didn't have the other version of her already
>>575382619so.... huggable. I want to squeeze her tight and make her feel safe in my arms
>>575382646Even in the hog's case, spending 15-30k on an uma that you don't like just for CMs is dumb. You are never earning that back in the higher rewards you might get compared to running someone else. Only run meta if it's from a random spook.
>>575382828I'm an Oguri hater and my favorite running style is pace, so I'm extra fucked. It is what it is.
>>575382327Post your parents so the class can laugh
>>575383003shut up umama
>>575382868But Kawakami... it is a special OVA.
Forgot to check training log again if I got carats so I can refresh AWARD
HOG is cute though....
I like Fuji Kiseki, but I prefer running Lates. Fuji has a C as a Late Surger, so it would be easy to make her a Late Surger, but is it worth it? Do her Ults even work as a Late Surger?
Reminder that Bricked is the club that created Umama
>>575383124I'm not that ugly troon, just speaking from what I experienced back then. if you want to actually suffer just wait for grandmasters lol
>Rainbowless summer>Rainbowless finals???
>>575383356>bricked danchou got to pop her cherrySo that's why he's so hated here
>>575383275the cutest!
>>575382646Bro she's fucking ugly and pace chasing is boring.I'm already trying to morally prepare myself for the fact that I'll have to use V. Fujin, having to also use HOG would kill me.
>Autisuma is navigating around rank 500 for days nowThat does not seem very comfy
>>575383373fair enough, my apologies for calling you such a vile name
IDK how it will effect pace down mechanics, but if I run a Dirt G debuffer as a front, that should prevent XOguri from getting lucky pace right?
>saves your scenario
If Uamama is really going to jump clubs, which club should get >him?
>>575377147I don't think so unfortunatelyThere are some in the game files, but going through the JP clubs on chrono I can't find anyone with a casual outfitChrono has the icons, so I think it would show them if there were any: https://chronogenesis.net/images/chara_icon/chr_icon_1061_901061_01.pngI'm guessing it because there are no casual outfits for the chibis, so they don't want the picture and chibi to be mismatched or something, kind of gay
>>575383543yeppers, but get groundwork
VF rolled for the xogget but does not use. What does that say about /uma/?
>>575383593Mom can i have 20$?
>>575383541Is this good?
>>575382670>>575382975It's mandatory now. It was the advantage F2Ps had back then because whales are too lazy to parent farm, but parent farming is just one button every 50 minutes now. You have to loooooooooop or die.
Realistic oguri
>>575383541oh no, they made tickezo cute
>>575383450That's would have been different Bricked Danchou. The guy Brickedfags were hating is their 2nd Danchou
>>575383541sometimes I forget Ticket is stacked
>>575383665How about $40 so you can pick mom up some booze while you're out?
>>575383541>1/1/1 proficiencies in A>decently rare late skillshuh she's not a bad late ggp/gp, never noticed.
>Club's fancount is so bad I'm considering kicking out the couple women we have at the start of the next month
>>575383627>but get groundworkOn my debuffer? Why?
>>575383356What am I supposed to take away from this Will it affect my roll luck or quality of my runs
after CM ends /uma/ will finally realize it's not GL that's bad, just training stamina isbetter get 9* parents right now with auto mode because it's not getting any better
There's no amount of propaganda that will convince me to even look at Tickezo's banner
>>575383541>>575383723why the 1488 meme spread
>>575383543Doesn't work after the update
brickezo and brickshin
Is this class rep appropriate?
>>575383776Might as well, they probably aren't actual women anyways.
>>575383807at some point they go back to scenario mechanics giving you every/a random stat, so no
>>575377062We get a selector with the missions which works on kita but not tach, so you can get both
>>575383868it's the closest they can get to a 2:1:1 ratio
>>575381707Your mistake was making a runaway. Unlike fronts, they have a weaker acceleration coefficient than paces, on top of their lower late race speed coeff. 1st position was relatively uncontested (in reasonable lobbies) so there was really no reason to sacrifice all your late race for guaranteed unrestrained and angling.Sprints are unforgiving for runaways since they have 2 sections of required massive acceleration, the beginning and the late race. This becomes better later on with perfect concentration evolved skill, as I understand it.
>>575383807yeah i love grand live gameplay >can't buy 4 songs + 1 on queue? glue>support cards split on facilities? glue>light hello doesn't date you during junior? glue>do everything above and the game fucks your song selection currencies anyway? gluethe amount of hurdles you have to jump over before even thinking about getting distance S + competitive statlines is fucking retarded. GL is a nigger scenario
I honestly respect trainers that play and maximize their oshi as much as they can, seeing someone slaughtering a xOrugi with a New Year's Urara as fun to watch.
How bad is this Spark set?I have Super Creek +0 so I always need Stamina.
It’s up! https://youtube.com/watch?v=QSde_dnzVhI
>>575382975we are already in this territory where f2ps are sorted out, as I see countless people who can't even get to group A, who could do it before. Also I got matched with a lot more competitive players in last cm.>>575382032Now its a pacer infighting because we have a lot more torenas making pacers now. If there is not front runner, the guy who did the autism checklist wins, but even if there is a front he has higher chances of winning, because the other pacers will just kill each other, while lates and ends are in brocked hell. Which is hilarious because f2ps are naturally inclined to make lates and ends, making their position even worse.
>>575384176Hmm. That explains it. I was hoping the heavy lead compared to normal fronts would make up the difference, btu it sounds like one should only go Runaway when the competition is going to be mostly other fronts anyway.
I made a runaway suzuka but she's just there to proc yellow falco's NSM
>>575383723ugliest alt in the game jesus
Can gold city still easily hit SS in Unity?
>>575383868never ask what the UAF was up to in the 1940s
>>575384218How many runs does it take to hit three different but specifically targeted pink inspirations in the same run
>>575383919She can just not debut and use the school for her resume, pretty sure in an Uma world Tracen > Tokyo U.
>>575383919Ahhhhh... That's probably the best translation possible, but it's completely missing the joke.The Japanese idiom she says at the end here is "One bathed in many lights", which basically means they've received numerous blessings from their parents. However in Japan, seven is lazily synonymous with many. So instead of many lights, it can be "One bathed in seven lights."And thus the joke, as per the alt-text, from Ai "Hey, wait, shouldn't it be 9 Lights!?"
>>575383807Yeah anon I'm sure it's not GL that's bad
>>575384025that's not until L'ARC tho
>>575383723Holy shit, she's already a stick and this alt don't give her any favors.
>>575384507Should have asked mommy for 20 more dollars
>>575384283
>>575383891
>>575384218I wish I was half as knowledgeable or dedicated as Urarabro. I don't know what I possibly have to do to make my fairly mid pace chaser oshis with Late Rate Velocity Unique™ viable in a land of XOguri domination.
>>575383756do they not card you in japan when you buy alcohol?
>>575384283>22 minutes for this shit
>>575384518exactlyGL and GM are both shit after we've just had two scenarios where stamina is easy
Creek on my beak
>>575384608not really no
>>575384572
>>575384661i thought everyone loved GM
>>575384272You got a good number of whites, but unfortunately other than pumped, none of them are that great.Still, the blue, green and pinks are good so you can use it as a grandparent, but not for XOguri of course.
>>575381707Against all logic, Runaway is super duper weak in Sprint. It makes no logical sense, but that's how the game works.The long and short of it is that Runaway goes extra fast at the start and extra slow at the end, with the idea being that your extra speed at the start gives you the boost to carry through to the end. It works in Mile and Medium, but in Sprints the start is too short, so you don't get a far enough lead ahead of the other races. So when you slow down at the end, they catch you.Logically Runaway should just go full tilt till the end, it's silly that you slow down on a sprint at all, but that's how the game works. Runaway needs to have a long enough section at the start that you can build up a differential that'll carry you through the rest of the race, and you can't do that in sprints.
>10 days till round 1
>>575384647Daily 20 minute rambles are much better for ads than focused 8 minute videos once a week, please understand.
>>575384507Let me guess, you didn't take the +5 Guts even though you had a lot of Vi because Guts sucks
>ningen woman
i should have quit during MANT fuck you
umabutt
>>575384856should be flatter
>>575384882BAKU-maSHINs, son!
>>575384879I didn't take guts because it didn't fucking appear. I know how to play the game. If I was retarded and didn't know shit I'd have fun with Grand Live too
>>575384283why is her mic so bad
>>575384182I haven't run GL seriously yet. How does the song buying work? You need 18 Songs, right? I just brought enough to get max hype for each round. Does it help to overcap them, I assume the hype doesn't carry over.
>>575384856That's so fucked up, man...
>>575384857I still don't have a single ace
>>575384856Sprints are an acceleration skill simulator, and runaways need both early and late race acceleration skills, and groundwork alone or angling alone do not last long enough to bring them to speed before relying on their natural acceleration.Unrestrained aides the late race but the extra advantage of the lead inherent to their style only gets partial value without extra early race acceleration.
>>575384740damn, you can just send your kid down to the combini to pick up a six pack? what a country...
>>575384929my cute daughterwife is so talented in the kitchen.
>>575384824retard gl and gm are shit scenarios together with mant. Fuck off shill
>>575385130Yeah but you only need one so its fine.
>>575384929
>>575385153if you look visibly underage then yes they'll ask for ID but if you look above 20 they don't really care. They're more strict about minors trying to go to soaplands
>>575385123
A MUST PULL
>>575385117you only need 12 to get the scenario gold but buying all 18 gives you a discount and obviously all the effects
>Globalbabs are getting filtered by Grand LiveHilarious that someone in my club predicted this
>>575385179>>575385273
>>575382319Yeah, but Light Hello is hot, so I can overlook it a tiny bit more.
>>575385310mmmnyo
>Globalbabs are getting filtered>one guy having a melty
>>575385310yessir this will boost my auto's PoC chances from 12% all the way to 25%!
>>575385117buy 4 songs, with 1 queued so that next season you can instantly buy 1 song 1 training and another song >I assume the hype doesn't carry over.the opposite. the bottom values only activate AFTER the concert
https://x.com/i/status/2081354265256468538uma is now one of the only the gacha games with a spark system, now everything else has a garbage 50/50 pity system
>>575385375
>a MUST PULLI disagree teio TRANNY FATTY SEA DIE
>>575385042then wait another turn and click Wit or Speed or Light Hello, not a big deal.I only got fucked out of the Year 1 Song carryover thing once, unless your deck is shit or you're picking the wrong trainings/techniques it shouldn't be something that happens often
So is the meta to just buy the cheapest vocal lessens you can jr year in order to get as many songs as possible?Or should I still care about what the vocal lessens actually do?
I haven't done a manual run all day
>>575385541You should only look at the currencies
>>575385541>Or should I still care about what the vocal lessens actually do?well considering that early on the more expensive lessons are randomized hints or energy, you don't have to worry about that
>>575385541you roll for the big impactful songs and if you dont get them early enough AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA.AAAAAAAAAAA
>>575385503is this good or bad?
I haven't masturbated all day
>>575385541techniques only exist to drain your tokens between songs
>>575385503I wish we had pity that carried across banners, even if it was split between supports and umas
>>575385454Unless that song is a support chain boost, why would you wait till after the concert to buy it? Wouldn't it be better to get the TE or priority sooner rather than later?
>>575385647bit of both, coinflip gachas are good and bad in their own way.
>>575385647good for us, bad for them
>>575385503genshin being released during the peak of covid was a disaster to the videogame industry, same level as TLOU being created
>>575385647Its genshin impacts system where you roll 200 for 1/6th of a character
>>575385647Looks good if your IQ is in the double digits and you're entertained by someone juggling keys in front of you.Bad because the chinks make the gacha look more appealing just to fuck you over with everything else
>>575385767Because buying 5 is expensive. The whole point of the queue is instantly getting two songs the moment next season starts.
>>575385541The meta is to look at currencies and learn math
>>575385454My issue is that no songs are showing up
>>575383494Serves them right for changing the club's rules right before kicking me out
>>575385959is that a condom?
>>575385995It's set after certain amount of lessons
>>575385340she looks...normal?
>>575385959don't sit in the chair stupid pig you're gonna stain it with cum
>>575383494The Ryanfaggot botting isn't enough to carry them now that everyone is botting
>>575385637Is your throat ready, Kitasan?
>>575384929FILLY BUTT EROTIC
>>575385503Having played GFL2, I can say very easily that the Hoyostyle system is miles and miles better, I much prefer it over Umamusume's spark simulator.Firstly because there's no such thing as a wasted pull. If you pull for Sakura until the 50-50 and don't get her, then your next character will be guaranteed 100%. That means you can keep pulling for her, or wait for the next banner afterwards, doesn't matter. The pulls carry over, you never lose anything. Compare to Umamusume where if you pull in anything but increments of 200 you're a retard who's pissing Carats down the sink.Secondly because it means you know exactly how much you need to save and what you'll get for it. If I have 90k CP I know for a fact I will V6 whatever character I want. The only differential is whether it's cheaper because I got lucky or if it costs the maximum because I got extremely unlucky, obviously it'll generally be in the middle. Doing this on Uma would be absolute fucking madness, so you're relying on Rainbow Crystals instead.I don't know if this is common, or just a GFL2 thing, but in GFL2 dupe pulls get refuned at about a 30% rate. This *also* means that standard banner tickets turn into premium tickets at that same rate. This also means that any of the Dolls you collect for weekly become premium tickets anytime you've got them fully maxed out. etc. The long and short of it is that the more mature your account, the more refunds you get from each pull, your pulls get cheaper and cheaper. By comparison, Umamusume squeezes us MORE, we're not running into enforced Pal banners. We'll avoid the Ramonu Wit scam JP got, but there's no avoiding the "Semi Limited" scam. Which is basically "Hope you set aside 30k Carats at all times or you just never ever get this character." Being 10years behind gives us some leeway for that, but imagine if that just fucking dropped on you out of nowhere while you had 12k saved up, if you were a bucket fan. You're screwed.
>>575386146Haythere might end up being A+ club while Autisima are casuals lol
>>575386117
>>575386119the hat stays
Grand Masters is perfectly fine. Now enter the VR world, torena-san.
>>575385904Yeah but you're still buying all the technique lessons for it. How does that reduce the cost?
>>575386037Yes
>>575386146If there is a honest player in /uma/ who does not bot and never has, it's my ryan ex danchou
>>575386301Oh hey i have an altitude mask i use for running too!
>>575385819I would kill myself if a girl did this to me
>>575386242yeah i know you got 90k CP no need to say it out loud
>>575385375damn filly brat, making a mess in the kitchen...
>>575384218my finest moment
>>575380561finger on the damn monkey pawn bro
Limited sample size, obviously but it REALLY does seem like inheritance chance buffs are bugged in autoManual produces better sparks, obnoxiously
>>575385803Anon, how many rolls do you do on the Umamusume Weapon Gatcha vs Character gatcha, exactly?To play Uma you're usually spending 70-80%+ of your rolls on the Support Banner, which needs 5 dupes just the same. And obviously that's not a character you can play with.I'm sure there's other precedents, but I have never seen a gatcha game where the majority of the rolls were on the weapon gatcha before. In most of them you can largely ignore the weapon gatcha.
"pity system is not bad" niggas when they fail the 50/50 3 times in a row and their only pick options are Special week, Suzuka, and Teio (list never gets updated)
>>575386467based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based
>>575386242>played GFL2My condolences
>>575385340I look like this
>>575386514this just isnt true
>>575383723I'm getting an urge to stick it in between her thigh and the suspender...
>>575386242reddit spacingargument ignored
>>575386467I kneel
>>575385738I really love the Nikke gacha system theres barely any fomo, only mentally ill hardcore gambling addicts will oppose such system
>>575386512>pawfuck me
>>575386242don't you need 5 copies of the characters and 5 copies of their weapons?
Never heard of a paragraph before, huh
>>575386554I like it, the story has been either good or fantastic pretty much ever since Aphelion.>>575386617>He fell for the filter meme>In 2026
>>575386593Convince me otherwise, my personal experience is telling it is
>>575386597rope burn and for what? an antisocial teenager. what a waste
>>575386728....umamusume?
>>575386421You only think this because you live in a world where men are stronger than women. If you lived in a world where Uma existed, you'd be used to being emasculated by them.
>>575386664Yes and you have to do the same for cosmetic outfits that don't have any gameplay benefit whatsoever
>>575385819I would get a boner if a girl did this to me
>>575386664yes and it's atrocious
>>575386894what this game is about again?
>>575386706never heard of "go blog post somewhere else you LOSER" huh>>575386654dont care for nikke but ill fuck the fox woman within a split fucking second
>>575387018girls that are gunsgun girlsthe girl in the webm is HK416
bread me
>>575384929perfect wife material
>>575385647imagine if your exchange points were reset to zero every time you randomly pulled a copy of the banner support cardin BA, it's multiple characters with a shared spark, not multiple copies of the same support card, but the same logic applies
>>575386740>>575386514If anyone could spare 15 TP and a bit of time to gather some more manual loop runs as well and post the results, it would be much appreciated
>>575387209
Ryan..
>>575387108This is a whore
>>575386750Rope burn is a fine price to pay to see Taishin's red disgruntled face after pleasuring myself with her unerotic body and clothes
>>575387353>actively looking to fuck other people while you're trainng herkek
are all umas just pathetic?
>uma throws their clothes at you at bond rank 11what happens at rank 12?
>>575386664>>575386979No, most characters come online at V0 (1 copy), there's two exceptions in the entire cast who are basically unworkable until V1 (2 copies) or V3 (4 copies). You'll probably want a handful of key/favourite characters at V6 (7 copies), but getting just one of those can carry your account basically indefinitely. Klukai's banner dropped on March 2025, I got her to V6 from F2P savings and she's carried my team ever since. The game is balanced around V0 units, with some optional challenge content that you'll want merged units for. For the most part though, just having one or two by saving up is more than enough.For the gun, no. You can just use any of the plethora of standard banner SSR weapons, most of which will by fully merged. At most you'd typically pull just 1 copy (that's on a 75/25% banner in your favour), getting 6 copies of the gun to max it out is purely for the sake of optimising a single favourite character, it's never needed for anything. Largely the guns are just to have them for the character, they're like 70% optional, and you never need merges.>>575386894>Yes and you have to do the same for cosmetic outfits that don't have any gameplay benefit whatsoeverNote that you get the Premium Gatcha skin by simply logging in and doing your dailies. If you do your dailies for about 3 months, you get the equivalent of one of the $60 Nikke skins for free.If you're playing the game normally anyway, you get 2 of every 3 premium skins, for free. And if you're lucky you get all 3.>>575387018Love and Hope, in a world that has little of either.>>575387182>girls that are gunsWrong.>the girl in the webm is HK416Wrong.
>>575387559sex
Your typing pattern is so autistic it's annoyingI can tell you have aspergers just from your syntax
>>575387545no
>>575387514this was actually one of the biggest surpises early on in the game for me. she is absoluetly THIRSTING and trying to go out with BEACH RANDOSactual actual actual NTR scene. not even Curren has something like this
>>575385310>TeioOoOo
>>575387559Watching the "-let" thing propagate from 4chan around the entire internet has been strange.
bro i'm not playing your bugman gun girl get off my dick
>>575387545she needs correction, most umas need correction
>>575382670>How important is this whole convoluted dirt grand parent shitYou don't have to min max it with dirt if you don't want to.Just have a mile/med/long agenda for crown umas, and a sprint/mile/med for tiara umas. With each of the G1s. Then use the same one for each set of parents and let autoplay passively churn out something decent enough. Use borrows to get some better skills in there.You'll get much better parents over time without much effort
>>575387727Reply properly you passive-aggressive dork.
>>575387569Unrelated, but I don't really like how gacha games (and it seems like more modern games are being affected by this) have you fight mobs who only exists for the player to feel good. They have no story, no personality, and no love put into writing them. Even mobs from old ARPGs whose gameplay is clearing waves of trash mobs in your screen have more personality than current mobs.
wow anon why didn't you buy +5 stamina/power are you dumb
>>575387890wow GL is so good omg these buffs are crazy lolll (buys five +15 stat scrolls each turn) LOLLL
>GFL posters among us
>>575387727Aspergers isn't real
While I understand how to do this better I'm still ass at this. Or I had shit luck.
Baker-san, please save us...
>>575387885Personally I don't really like how gacha games exist at all
Personally I don't like
The last /uma/ thread... I had fun guys... See you in the next life...
Please use this image for a new thread, thank you.
>>575383723>aim higherlol that should be easy for her
>>575388245kris s is enjoying the water
>>575387885>Even mobs from old ARPGs whose gameplay is clearing waves of trash mobs in your screen have more personality than current mobs.The Varjaegers make for funny comedy bandit villains at least, I never feel bad about killing them, even when they're just hapless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deWKGavmbu8
It's called GC chuds
Token gain is random because you cant decide where the rainbows landToken expenditure on songs is random because you cant decide what you rollToken expenditure on techniques is all you can control to balance out what you gained by buying techniques that cost what you had a surfeit of and pray with a balanced budget you can cover the cost of the song that comes upIm not sure believe Seriru that Vocal is a dump stat because that shit has cucked my song choices so often
Did they fix the yaeno bug?
>>575388331garbage collection?
Sex with Shiraoki
>>575388419GameCube
Anyone can bake
>>575388331Grinding Cock?
>>575387569Least autistic GFL2 player
>>575388374It was fixed on day 1 buddy
>>575388374Like 2 whole days ago
>>575388374Fixed that and the Gold City one after a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT846ggZYhwTime to queue up another auto run, anon!
>>575388181GL is the most RNG scenario so farjust keep trying, don't feel bad or dissuaded
>>575388479Yeah, with Light Hello
>>575388371My biggest issue is Hello tokens are random, she may or not give me tokens
I will bake a Narita Brian thread
>>575388439
>>575388491>>575388496>>575388505oh okaythanksthats good but its a bit sadI hit UE6 with yaeno
>>575388691>>575388691>>575388691fine but I go to bed now
>>575379163>gw prudent ramp corners stam>nothingWhat is missing exactly?
>>575388613retard
>>575388750>>575388750>>575388750
>>575388718goodnight U!
>>575388718>>575388763This is the three goddesses' punishment
>>575388748>randomly after trainingBwoooooooooo
>>575388748I really got nothing by training with her, its annoying
>>575388718sex with weiiiiiiiiiiiiii>>575388763 MEGA SEX WITH BRIAN THIS IS THE THREAD LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>575388304>>575388653compromise
>>575388748why are you even here if you evidently don't play the game
>>575388110fellow non-ningen enjoyers
once more unto the jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/_X8W3m>https://jiggie.fun/_X8W3mhttps://jiggie.fun/_X8W3m>https://jiggie.fun/_X8W3mhttps://jiggie.fun/_X8W3m
