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Do you find life buono /uma/?
Behold: fusu
FIRST THREAD REAL THREADFIRST FOR LOLIS
this one
>>575388561Sorry but as a Trainer I am not interested in umamusume with whom I can't at least try to achieve their racing dreams
Mambo!
Now that Light Hello has taught me the pleasures of full bodied a mature Umamusume, I can no longer waste my time with the frivolous schoolgirls.
Winning Ticket on my...
>>575388846
RAPE Umama
>>575388998Me rn
>>575388935Imagine a Torena who exclusively trains hags past their prime
frontbros, you pulling?
>>575388998better fps
>>575389138try reheating your pizza in an air fryer it's a game changer
>>575389080
>>575388691Man a whole wave of toreinas I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>575389176couldn't be me...
Tachyon LOVE
>>575389008>anon is happy that he lost the passion for being a trainer???>>575389176That's implies that all those hags already had their racing career done so it's just sloppy seconds Trainer
>>575389176all hag umas should reverse scout their trainers
shichi sex
>>575389251Yeah but what about the bigger problem of how ALL the characters in the game constantly repeat the phrase, "I despise anyone who has a cock" in every story scene? Isn't that a much bigger problem that needs to be talked about much much more?
>>575389176That would be me
>>575389225Usually overcooks it and also my air fryer can't fit 4 slices
>>575389238
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>575389182>2spd>1pwr>1sp>40!!! Friendship bonusWhat the fuck. If only we could slot in a guts card...
kingu wife
>>575389430But she's 17...
>>575389267>>575389430These are 17 year olds thoughbeit
>>575389623/10
I don't understand why Gold City is shipped with her trainer. He doesn't see her like that.
how come no one is using their Leo double platinum title in game? I see plenty of Taurus and Gemini but not that one
>>575389418flirting with women my age right in front of Shichi
>>575389575
what the fucking hell is this shit
>>575389418no one says this
>>575389754I got raped in the first Leo by a buhi who swapped his aces for Unity ones in the finals bwo
>>575389182Crazy good stats, but >guts. I'm saving up for Palmer stam though. Witgod is right about energy being more common in future scenarios, I can definitely feel it in GL. I only rest like two or three times in GL.
>>57538986040/60 speed in Non-Central racesGood green for the upcoming CM
>>575389401Creek actually did that in her story.
Cap on my lap
>>575388691Lmao Grand Live is so bad, anons like >>575388748 just make shit up and dont play the game no more
at what point in your looping career do you no longer need to borrow parents?
I've had a suzuka speed card since I started one month into global and after 1000 pulls its still 0lb...
>>575390059Stoopid
>>575389939>it has been 30 yearskek
>>575390105Mine is 2LB from spooks...
>>575390102when your harem of mares are ready
>>575390102it's called looping for reason, you'll be doing it forever
>>575389754My Leo 2 wr was 78%, the highest it's ever been, and about 15% above my average wr and i still got 2ndit wasn't even close either, i lost by a length
Pokke sex!
I'M GOING TO KILL TOKAI TEIO
5 borrows is not fucking enough with auto play…
>>575390102I always need to borrow because some parents with dirt aptitude and have raced at dirt g1s are always welcome.When did they increase borrows to 10?
Stego cuteJourney cuteOru Cute.
10 borrows when?
>>575389225I want an air fryer...
I've masturbated to Super Creek again...Fuck me...
>>575390418a daring synthesis.....
SWEEPY WATCH OUT
>>575390230pokkepits
>>575390492PRINCESS CORRECTOR FIST
>>575390426
>>575389497
>>575390757ew
I once thought 10 borrows was a ridiculous cap to need but auto career blew that out
Which uma would own an air fryer?
Jigghttps://jiggie.fun/_X8W3mhttps://jiggie.fun/_X8W3m
>>575390426>masturbating to stallionslol gay
>>575390795that and GL encouraging you to use all five borrows without finishing a single run
Gold City feet in a sensible pair of shoes
The dirt shogun!
ABANDON your trainee
steampunk tickezo is pretty darn cutethose pigtails are doing a lot of work
mg mg
>>575390865Is it me or does the perspective make her body look super fucked up
>>575390149
>>575390871We literally masturabe to anons pretending to be umas in this thread bro
which one am i getting
>>575388935This.People are memeing about Maruzen and Ramonu being hags but they are still in their racing age.Light Hello is actually too old to race.Plus she's a shitter, who never won a race.Tracen doesnt want me to waste my genes impregnating an uma with a bad record. Its possible that her torena was just bad, and her genes are still good, but Tracen doesnt consider it to be worth the risk.
>>575390034sorry nonnyI only read up until the comma
>>575390426Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>>575391032
how much longer must I wait for turbo the trainee?
>>575391090Dumb face
>>575391250she comes with cock ball in the 2nd anni
>>575390492
lol gay faggot rent free kys
>>575391181Is Light Hello even based on a real horse?
>>575391108Masturbate oops*
>>575391032Nature is saying "Oh no!" in that image because she's worried Mambo is finally going to find out their ex trainer is dating her.
dozo
>>575389754Because I lost the first Leo by a nose
>>575391164mmmm golshi
>>575391307
>>575391032I pumped and dumped?!
>>575391108I jack off to the ERP sessions
>>575391235>>575391032they fucked after this
>>575391018pink samurai granny a cute!
>>575391602There aren't any it's just endless teasing
>>575391604>>575391018>>575391713very cute boy
>>575389860alright, nice to meet you I guess
>>575391032Machitan's tits aren't that big
>>575390105it's like the only SSR that is usable the moment you get it, every other one requires at least 2lb if you are lucky
>>575391471fuark it was rice
I only started playing during 1st anniversary so I never had the chance to pull Kitasan Black speed, is it worth investing selector tickets and crystals on?
>>575392149Not anymore, no
>>575392149Only if you randomly got her to a high LB off banner. It's not worth using her below MLB.
>>575392136sexe
>>575391108>wespeak for yourself, gay ass niggano one erps as my wife anyway
>>575392149creek is way more important at this point
>>575392149Do it on Smaru. Smaru Tachyon is enough
>390 pulls>LB2 Tachyon>LB3 Light HelloI got the middle part of the stick I guess, I wonder if I can go on with LB3 Tachyon until the 2.0 anni voucher, wishful thinking would be getting a spook while pulling 400 on the Creek/Mr.CB banner.
>>575392147cute shower
>>575391924Yum
>>575392491>2.0 anniRight in time for her to be useless, unless you're a pace chaser main.
>>575392570this is how I'd treat that BITCH, like a rich guy using his maids as cute sex slaves
>>575392491You could always get spooked on the Teio banner
>>575392491wait for all the free pulls then just use crystals
>want to race my Umas >nothing to race my Umas onSadness...
>>575392149By the time you get her at a high enough LB to be useable she'll be dead so it isn't worth it.I'd probably use them on CB and Maru since both are strong at low LB and you can use them for every CM
Maybe I'll actually win a CM properly soon.
>>575392570her friend should also wear that
>>575392845If you didn't win one in Unity it's over for you
>>575390102when you are too hipster to grab some other guy's project and intermingle it with your own. Otherwise never, someone out there is bound to be working on what you want and is getting luckier to boot.
>>575393001god cb, luna, ace, chiyo and tama are so hot
>>575392491Use your two sparks on Tachyon
>>575389052UUUUWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
>>575391919You miss out on skill point bonus at 1LB, but you are right. I tried coping with welfare Suzie, but her stat output is so bad, she's only good as a parent card. I really wish I liked gacha Suzie more, if only her hint frequency wasn't just locked to her passive, bleh.
>>575391924does inari one count as an oppai loli? she looks like a loli in-game but doesn't act or sound like one, especially in cingray
>>575392751>using crystalsI'm still kind of hesitant on that, I know they are supossed to be utilized in these situations but I think I want to hoard until I'm truly desperate on carats (127k atm)>>575393170used one spark already, it was implied
>>575393214yes
>0 tachyons in 190 pullsis my account flagged or something? I also got 0 kitasans in the first banner in 200 pulls
GentilboobaBoobildonna
>>575393330not bouncy enough
>>575393305If you don't have carats (to get to LB0) you can't even use crystalsThey're explicitly for when you don't want to go another spark or you need something olderYou also get like 1.5 per scenario, they're not that rare
>>575393330I have 200 pink tickets just for this babe.
>>575390757get back on the racetrack you fat fuck
Rickey!
The new Bourbon spd or Jordan spd if i need a 3rd spd card for recovery?
next jiggums
>>575393579Shakur needs correction
>>575393579tomboy humiliation game
>>575393623YOU FORGOT THE LINK
WHERE IS MY RISKY BUSINESS YOU CLANKER
>>575392491I got the same too.I still cant decide if I'm going to use a crystal on Tachyon or not. Luckily we dont have to decide right now.I'm going to give 3LB Tachyon a try for a while and see how things go. At the very least I think I'm going to wait untill after the Maruzen/FM rerun banner to see how that goes before I use the crystal. I doubt Tachyon will spook me on it, but it will have a huge effect on what I use my 2.0 anniversary voucher on.
>>575393184First shot hunter....
>>575393053When I was but a bab, I did manage it once.From then on, I have known naught but 2nd place.
>>575393623>>575393742IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT AGAAAAIIINhttps://jiggie.fun/YlAYzu>https://jiggie.fun/YlAYzuhttps://jiggie.fun/YlAYzu>https://jiggie.fun/YlAYzuhttps://jiggie.fun/YlAYzu
I love Rice
>>575393698>>575393579
does Light Hello's random token event proc more depending on LB?
>>575392491just take the L and use the crystal. Ghe creek rerun is 2 months away
I hate jiggers so much it's unreal
>>575393641impregnation correction
>>575393616Jordan can agemasen you so unless you want to roll that dice, Bobo.
given that there hasn't been a hotfix, are we to assume that SSR chains not finishing in autoplay is a feature and not a bug?
>>575393943that's the only good correction
>>575393214She's short and has fat tits, so yes, she counts.Even if her attitude and voice in Cingray REALLY gives the opposite image. Marvey and Inari are basically opposite ends of the spectrum.>>575393914No, its always random.
>>575393771Gold City finger in my engagement ring
>>575393914no
>>575393914LB no, R vs SSR yes
what if instead of gold ship she was called sex ship
>posting kumiyabe unironically
>>575394098There is no difference.
>>575394098
If you did your keiba reps you should be able to tell what this is
Put Light Hello next to Sweepy to best understand body mogging
Is L'Arc Ship good during the L'Arc scenario
>>575394368Better ways to mog.
other than agneswhich other parent should i look/train for xoguri for the cmalso is 2lb tachyon speed usable after grandlive or am i bricked
>>575392149If you're lacking in good speed SSRs the cheapest thing to invest in is Maru. Since she's good enough at LB1
>>575394429nigga it ain't even usable DURING grand live
>>5753944292lb tachyon isn't even usable RIGHT NOW
>>575394412choco umas stealing spe's trainer
>>575394412you are indian
>>575394412True
>>575393616If Trackblazer works for your recovery, then you might as well use welfare speed Suzuka instead of welfare speed Bourbon. That way you can still use welfare wit Bourbon for TTL.
>>575394582*indonesian
>>575393353Yes, you got the bad seed>t. Lucky seed account owner
>>575394505
>>575394412those butts are just too big
Would Bakushin also translate her speed philosophy in the bed?
What's the rainbow crystal/shard count right now?
>>575394471>>575394553fugsomeone post agnes crier for me
Keep up the orenji posting, bwos. It calms me.
>>5753933530/190 is a 24% chance so not that badyou mean the first kitasan banner with dia? that one was a literal scam, the only card banner in the game with 0.5% rate up, a whole 36% chance to get no kitasan in 200 pulls
If you don't race even a little bit more than your career requirements does that mean your SP gain is less than Unity2 or where are you getting it instead
>>575394876i mean, it's bad luck, but "only" two coin flips, it's an outcome you should have planned for
>>575393353I'm on 590 atm and this is what I got. You should probably just settle for LH since ragepulling is shit
god it's hard to believe global launch was over a year ago. this game still feels brand-new.
>>575394795
>>575394774yes
>>575393353Keep gambling anon. Youll get a Tachyon in you next 200 pulls. Then with the double pitty and a crystal you can get her to 3lb.
>>575394876I forgot it was 0.5%, so me getting MLB in 220 pulls was really lucky then
>>575395128EXTENSIVE and BED-SHATTERING sex with Hishi Amazon.
My trainee said I have pretty eyes and she wants her kids to have them. Is she going to kill me and steal my eyes?
>>575392147cute laisu!
if I got MLB hello and 0LB tachyon should I just use the other 10 pull on the teio wit banner? my tachyon is never gonna become usable
>>575394876Wait really?Was the rate up for the KSB/Dia banner lower than the others?
>>575395095Blessed orenjis.
>>5753950218 SSRs in 590 pulls?
>>575395208
When is orange week?They should do orange week
>LB3 in 200 pullsWhat am i supposed to do? I don't have a crystal
>>575395213
>>575395306Unless you plan to seriously pull for Teio, then there is literally no reason to do that.
>>575395221
>>575395306all you have to do is believe, anon
>>575395421LB3 is fine, also using a crystal on a scenario card is genuinely the biggest possible waste
>>575395332Erotic from every angle
>>575393943I fucking love shakur
>>575395363MORE
>dont get the appeal of uma, think they're boring>get spooked by them in trainee gacha>do their career>suddenly get it
Uhhhhh I though you guys said there were paid selectors? Call me retar but the paid banners seem awful because the pool is every card
Kyonyuu hair intakes duo
>>575395581Tachyon is a waste of a crystal?i dont even know what are legit uses for these, what threshold
>>575395332>>575395595Genshin character. There was a stretch during the middle of the game's life where the new uma designs really sucked.
Why do Umas wear ear condoms?
>>57539534112 actually I didn't include the other SSRs that spooked me before LH in the screenshot
>>575395675I found out why I dislike Kawakami, her eyebrows looks so ugly
Stupid fucking brat god damn
>>575395421Login BEFORE the Teio banner drops tomorrow and just pull one with the free 10 pull
>>575395770So you dont undergo any unprotected ear holding.
>>575395625
>>575395782stfu
>>575395320holy hag
>>575393963They can finish, just the odds are really bad.I think running more pal cards can help the odds a bit
>>575395775Who the fuck.
>>575395770For protection of course.
>>575395969Looks like Tony Bin
>>575395909you're only proving my point by posting this hideous bitch
>>57539478354 after anni part 2 missions
>>575395775oyakodon
Oh that post reminded me they gave Ruler the cool animation.
>>575395984Cumming inside Curren Chan's ear condoms
>>575395929No...not with Finemo...
did you know in umamusume
I can't help but sing along to the menu songs. Particularly Girls Legend U in the gacha screen, Make Debut in career selection.
>>575396090>Assassinated
>>575395672Yeah those are all garbage, only usefull for massive whales.You are thinking of the selector vouchers. You can buy them directly with real money from the menu where you buy paid carrots. It will get added to the shop once the 3rd wave of aniversary missions arrives. We will also get one for free for completing the 3rd set of missions.
>>575395116Or you get 2 more Light Hello and no Tachyon like I did.
>>575396075>pedo WORMhold still
>>575396129Why's her dog named after lesbianism
>>575396076>54w-what
>>575395308yeah, and the anime mcqueen/teio bannerthey were the first double banners, so i think they originally planned on 0.75% for singles and 0.5% each for doubles
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/je7h5uvcRgU
>>575396265sapphire you fucking ignormaus
>>575396129cringe
>>575395770>>575395829
>>575396107And begging her to put them back on?
>>575396126
No tool to automatically resend auto yet?
>>575394412If Hishiama had a soft belly this pic would have been perfect
>>575396130Inari is TOO sexy. I can't handle it.
>>575396265TL note: a sapphire is a kind of gemstone
>>575395969my wife and our kids
>>575395308yeah 0.5% is way way worse than 0.75% literally unpullable
>>575395672not for 1.5, but for every full and half anni from now on there will be paid selectors, 2x of each for fulls (one of each costing $20, the other costing $70)
How do I stop this from happening
>>575396256Kawakami Princess is also underage you sick fuck
>>575396265>>575396290>>575396129why am i laughing so fucking hard
>>575396337I can't imagine having to deal with Windy and Turbo simultaneously, that sounds like hell.
i love kawapuri reaction images
>>575396431
>>575396252Then KEEP GAMBLING anon. You'll get a Tachyon in your next 200 pulls. Then with the triple pity and a crystal you can get her to MLB. Or you can just save the crystal and keep her at 3LB.
>>575396540My dick could
>>575396489Unironic skill issue
>>575396602
>>575390651Best of fat umas
I'm back from work can I get a (You) guys?
>>575396612wife
>>575396595she looks puriity retarded
>>5753966024 was true thoughLates were eating like kings
>>575396602the last one ended up not being a gaslight somehow lmao
>>575396626You will not be laughing when Windy does as Windy does best and bites as hard as possible with uma strength.
I requested another StarHorse4 tune from the jukebox. It then played.
Has anyone done a manual parent run since Auto dropped to help see whether spark inheritance chances are bugged in auto? Care to spare 15 TP and a bit of time to potentially get a better loopa? Post your results!
>>575396724I think you should eat your vegetables, gaki.
>>575396256Anon, you are a pedo if you like any of the Umamusume. They are all underage.The only exception is Light Hello.
>>575396496
>>575396616I shrimply do not have the funds to go to 3 sparks in a shit scenario. If I'm gimped for this scenario I'd rather save them for a speed card that I'll use after GL.
Booba ScarletDaiwa Booble..t...
>>575396837>pedo copeSadYou will be institutionalized soon, do not worry
>>575396863Middle schooler by the way
>>575396837Ain't no way Ramonu is underage
>>575396837retard
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>575396837maruzensky propaganda
>>575396837Despite what Maruzensky claims, she is not 17
SHE SAID
I want to lick Stego's legs.
>>575396953>>575397082cope
>>575396496Scarlet isn't an exhibitionist
My 15 year old wife...
>>575396540That's when you know you have a mom/tard wrangler in your life. Those are worth protecting and caring for.
My trainer has a cat tail
>>575396602Nice to see some people are saving my advice
>>575396837
>>575396686
I spent five tickets on Yellow Falcon because her cute dance in the scouting menu is so cute. But instead I got an Inari One...
is it true that the dirt umas prefer anal
>>575397409Ramonu looks so erotic
When she uses eyedrops, she opens her mouth for some reason.
>>575397401
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>575397438Thats still cool, you got someone for the dirt medium CM
>>575397409groove and creek aren't hags
who's the 4th uma to be included with the parent trifecta of pasa oguri and maru?
we should have an uma G aptitude Turf and Dirt
sorry teiobuhis, she likes them small
>>575396736Its due to the power of Shiraoki-sama. She willed this into existence to reward the faithful.Pulling for Fuku boosts your luck, which is the most important thing in this game. You dont need specialty priority or carrots if you have luck.If you don't have MLB Fuku you might as well just give up now. Yeah the card itself isnt that great, but people who pulled for her were rewarded for their faith, and they will be rewarded again in the future.
>>575397472only one way to find out
>>575395770That's where the pheromones come from
>>575397590
>>575397636Inari, or if you like jobbing long races, Digitan
>>575397312Who is the better retard wrangler, Fuji or Hishi?
Where are the Marvelous Sunday races
>>575397409
>>575396602I think I tried using the Rice card like thrice and it never even finished the chain, bad luck uma
>>575397628groove is literally a single mom
>>575395770for irl horses they're autism limitersmakes sense for e.g. suzuka but not normie natie
>>575397829umm slight problem I don't have either of those
>>575397796
>>575397952Then DIE
>>575397925You can't click the bottom option in her second chaintook me a few runs to work that out
>>575397938lol?
>>575398002
>>575397925SO MUCH THIS THAT SWINGING MAESTRO EVENT IS SO FUCKING CURSED TO NOT SHOW UP
>>575397628>>575398125Explain THIS then
>Catbox disabled uploads
>>575397653Only if her running made it look like she was on ice.
>>575397834Definitely Hishiama, Fuji is good but as well but she can indulge the tards too much
>>575397952Pull for Yeppers I guess? Or go back to Shichi, since she's basically just a late Maruzensky aptitude wise
>>575395775why is toni so big to the point her kids look like actual children but jordan is here as babu?
>>575397806nyo...
>>575398189It's a promise
>>575398220I want to give Air Groove another child.
>>575398220I love my Yada Yada wife
>>575398220In Rura's career story Air Groove says that they both went to the same school before coming to Tracen, Air Groove was already a senior to Rura and keeping an eye on her in a mentorship kind of sense
>>575398220https://x.com/i/status/2080030198938878053
>>575398220made for training
>>575398386Air Groove's mom runs an academy (Duramente was in there too) which is how she ends up knowing both Duramente and Rulership. Aruvu gets adopted into the family when she's invited to a new year's party though.
>>575398052heh not even that, just like >>575398214said, one didn't start, another appeared for the first time in like Senior November. Ugh. The story is kinda sweet but never got the appeal of the card. The funny part is that I didn't get a single copy back then but she has spooked a couple times ever since
>>575398189Imagine doing umapyoi right after her final concert
>>575397907>senior high schoolDamn, there's high school for old people now?Times have changed...
Do we ever have an instance of a human being racist towards umas?
>>575397907>2å¹´i rest my casemaybe creek is a hag though
I WILL NEVER WAIT FOR A WHOREBUT FOR FALCO-CHAN? I WILL WAIT UNTIL THE END OF TIMES
>>575398052You are right. I remember i had a shitty record of completed chains using her card but once i started picking always the same option on chain 2 (i can't remember which one) i always got maestro on my runs
Left or right?
>>575398912threesome
>>575398680It's because the translation for ä¸å¦æ ¡ can be both translated as Junior High School and Middle School so 高ç‰å¦æ ¡ becomes either Senior High School or just High School
>>575398912I actually don't think left is cute so right
>>575398220>1784642573601160.webmyou buffoon
>>575398912dunno who right is so chiyo
>>575398842spicaman is pretty dehumanizing in the way that he just feels them up
>>575396724
>>575398912do i want a dog or a semen demon, hmm..
>>575399015what the fuck was this chimp's problem
>>575398912The right's trainer.
>>575398912laurel wouldn't hold her skirt like that
>>575397203
>>575398912Left's mom
>>575399015What a Stacy.
>>575396602the oguri smugs were telling the truth on the last onethey have to tell the truth occasionally or their posts don't work.
>>575399015YadaYada got fucking humbled kek
>>575399015kawakami chill out, she's like 12
How to 1k stam in GL?
Is Rickey supposed to be almost as tall as Bono or is this perspective weirdness? Why is she so fuckhuge?
>>575397302HOLY MOLY LOOK AT THOSE THINGS
>>575399015imagine seeing your trainee being humiliated like this
This is my standard deck for GL and I'm an F2P player. Most people tend to overlook about pull planning and not just mindlessly pulling on any banner they see.Also, some people need to have some patience when saving up. I didn't magically get around 90k carats before GL dropped, I sacrificed some oshis (Inari One, Manhattan Cafe) just to have a good deck. There's nothing wrong about being an oshi player but I just don't want my oshis to suffer from having bad stats, bad skills, etc.TLDR: Be patient and pull wisely.
https://twitter.com/MEGADETH_GINGER/status/2081339317524570612My sonwife's obscene breasts
>>575399338search GL bgm in youtube, abandon career, then go to unity
>>575399368Rickey is tall, but not that tall.
>>575399468Terrible art.
>>575399368cygames is retarded
>>575399519AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575399015
>>575399468Leave it to AI next time
>>57539933818 stam sparks + scenario stam sparks
>Go on twitter>first thing I see is JP RuraTore(f) artThere is something obscenely funny about such a dumbass loser having yumejos
>>575399368iirc in-career scenes use some scaling bullshit to not make some uma be obstructed by the ui elements
which scenario auto gives the most amount of skill hints from cards
>>575399519>called an uma>is clearly some kind of cattlemakes no sense
>>575399632How would she help?
>>575399519I have to clean that
Cam someone explain why this can't hit 600 sta/pwr? Trying to farm greens for Rickey. What should i change? I don't have SSR Riko, only R
TAZUNA ISN'T HEREPOST IT NOW!!!
>>575397075>>575397132>>575397149>>575397409The world of Umamusume is keiba Valhalla. Where all the race horses who achieved fame are rewarded for their efforts by getting to achieve the true dream of all living things: becoming a kawaii JK forever. They also get to race too if they want.Time does not flow the same in Valhalla. The seasons still change, the Arima Kinen is still held at the end of every "year" and the umamusume still have their birthdays, but they never age. Maruzenski is 17 and she always will be, no matter how much "time" passes. Incidentally she was also never 16 or younger either.The biggest proof of this isnt Maruzenski, but Nishino Flower. Look at her and the aptly named Forever Young. Yes Nishino got to skip a grade, however multiple "years" passed before Forever Young entered Tracen. Are you going to tell me that Forever Young is older than Nishino?
>>575399452>Most people tend to overlook about pull planning and not just mindlessly pulling on any banner they see.no, at this point every time someone tries to complain about muh f2p there's anons telling them they're retardsI would agree most people outside this website though
>>575399696Hehe holy fuck catbox soundposts finally works... for a day for me now
>>575388842gosling.jpg
>Dirt CM>want to main Urara because in last Dirt CM my own El Condor Pasa stole the win from her>Teio Sho: Medium>Found out Urara has Medium G>mfw
I want to have sex with Taiki Shuttle
>>575399646The more pathetic you are the more people want you.
>>575398386>>575398560then explain this picture of air groove pregnant with rulership
>>575399826>TAZUNA ISN'T HERE>POST IT NOW!!!
JBIS create pedigree feature should never have fallen into my hands
>>575399826
>>575400048Imagine the glazing...
>>575389251I don't get it, people are burning out but Retention Line keep getting higher? I'm a day 1 player and I've been yo yoing from Class 6 - Class 5 ever since MANT
Cousin fucker Kitasan...
>>575399825drop eishin flash and finemo for a pal card and power marv sunday or agnes digital
>>57539982526 races is the sweet point to get +600 in everything
>>575399307I think I originally labeled the picture "kawakami beats a literal child (verbally)"
>>575400048This one would have some extra genes
>>575400135>drop 3 greensHm... Nyo
>>575399978I mean I guess
>>575400060Wife
>>575399368rickey is wearing her lucky heels here
>>575400048>>575400243>Pairing an innocent 5 year old with decade old hags
>>575398189Booking a love hotel on the same night as her graduation. She can come in her school uniform too with her PE uniform in her bag.
>>575400245oh my bad didn't see that part was just focusing on stat output
>>575400084
>>575400258Why is this Uma here in a wedding outfit I'm not getting married to her I already have an Uma who I'm getting marreid to
>>575400102einstein married his cousin btw
>>575400363Do you like this one more?
GIVE ME SOME FUCKING BLUE SKILLS YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT GAME
>>575400096MANT started at 38k
Which stamina card due I bring for training Super Creek?Also is welfare Stamina Rob Roy better than her SR Stamina?
>>575399452That's fine and all, I saved 112k carats myself, but you can't just ignore awful luck.
>>575400136Removed 2 races and changed wit finemo into pwr finemo since she has the same hints, we'll see how that goes
consider an akebono
>>575400485that's becasue she's marrying me
/uma/ really doesn't know about Ebayan's childhood friend and true love... the victoria mile winner
>>575400615every day, bro
>>575400096>Still lower than pre-MANTThats just the anniversary tourists, things will start decreasing again after a month or give it 2 weeks for people to realize GL has inferior gameplay than Unity 2.0
>>575400258fokke the pokke
>>575400564>Which stamina card due I bring for training Super Creek?Depends on the distance. Anything shorter than Kikuka Sho you don't really need a stam card because of her heal. Beyond that, anything works since you don't need a recovery, just stats or maybe a speed gold from it.>Also is welfare Stamina Rob Roy better than her SR Stamina?SR is better unless you really want the gold (which you don't on Creek)
>>575399978then why the fuckWHY THE FUCK AM I STILL SINGLE
>>575400820where's her tail
>>575400615>>575400767Id kill for a akebono wife
>>575400732>accusing me of not doing my keiba reps
>>575400817>(which you don't on Creek)I looked at the skill and immediately ignored what it said. Thought it was the late vision skill. It's good for TT, but if you're building TT then you might be better off building in Unity and using Fuku's scenario link to get that skill
>>575400564i think robert roy slightly beats out most stam SRs
>>575400849Fool that you are, someone still cares for you if you have eyes to see and ears to hear
>>575398315pokke got teen pregnant really early by me
Hachimi'd GL is slower for me than Hachimi'd MANTThe RNG of GL is just brutal compared to rng shop items. since GL songs are more consequential to a run than MANT shop items.
>>575400615>>575400767I just know I'd be 400 pounds six months after marrying her, and I'd be the happiest person alive
>>575399945Oh wow! Look at that! A spoiler! Let me just hover over it and see what secrets are hidden. Wow! It a basic bitch statement! "I want to have sex with Taiki Shuttle." Amazing! What a secret you were trying to keep from us! An amazing use of spoilers! Wouldn't want anyone to know you want to fuck the big tiddy American that loves hugs, right? Someone might think you're weird! What you going to tell us next? You want to fuck Gentildonna? You want to fuck Air Groove? You want to fuck one of these Umas that are designed specifically to get your dick happy? Fuck you. Fuck you and your spoilers. Fuck you and die. I hope you NEVER fuck Taiki Shuttle. Not even in your dreams.
kissing the pearl
>>575401139tongue-punching her pearl
>>575400817Thx /uma/bro
>>575401114>Not Gymmaxxing so you can clean your plate when coming home to akebonos home cooked mealsngmi
>>575401101Both take exactly 50 minutes for me due to my robotic pace.
>>575401101abort it faster
Raisu...
>>575400615big wife
>>575400732Most of /uma/ don't know that Oguri and Tamamo each have a sister that won a G1.
>>575400849Sorry bro, it means you aren't pathetic enough, chin up king.
>A retard >>575401101 listens to sloptubers' advice to restart if they don't start the run with +8 SP>He's whining that the scenario isn't funtoo retarded to figure out on his own not smart enough to ignore brown youtubers
>>575401250i mean she is american...
>>575401293One is easier than the other
>>575401123>You want to fuck Gentildonna? You want to fuck Air Groove?No, just the blondes mean :(
El SEXO
I haven't done a single manual run for 3 days now
Sunday sure is silent recently.
I want to hold Stego's hand.
if LH recreation doesn't pop within 4 turns of debut, you should honestly just kill the run. change my mind.
>>575401553the last three manual careers I got an e rank rickey and two were started on the wrong scenario
>>575401572I'd rather it be marvelous
cm17 status?
>>575401572a good opportunity for racing
I haven't done a single manual run for 2 months now
>>575401572I wish it was Sunday's Sis.
>>575401553I will once the clanking shits out a passable parentreally puts into perspective how shitty parentworks is
>>575401585degenerate freak
>>575401572I'm busy fucking my trainee
>>575401123made you look
>>575400000Nice quints uma bro
>575400000>all those digits wasted on a fucking fetish pic
>>575401572shut up and come back to bed I wanna continue our weekend sex marathon
>>575401649I got my dirt grandparent done, I guess.
Isn't competition pointless, imagine training, socializing, taking care of your routine and body, to race for the sole purpose of winning, all your hard work and energies being focused for that split second where you realize you won and feel happy about it before everyone moves on to the next race. If you win, big deal, you still made someone else's hard work and energies go to waste, a big "fuck you" to their entire effort, they lost because of you, and the mutual desire to win. Winning is consequentially the most selfish, destructive mindset in the world and I am disgusted by it, which is why I sit on my couch and eat potato chips
With autocareer up what incentive is there for a manual career if you don't have a new uma to play with or dont train for CM..
>>575400000sexy air hag
Uber unity and affinity changes literally saved the gameImagine having to do mant parents into gl aces. Unity/auto parents into gl aces is heaven in comparison
>>575401815Flat!!! Flaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>575401896TT
>>575400000>explainI did that
>>575400000
>>575401123I want to have sex with Nishino Flower
HOW MANY FREE PULLS LEFT BWOSI'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
Holy fuck the new scenario is terrible. All the fucking early RNG is just godawful, you end up having to throw away so much energy just to get a single good run.>>575401649Skipping it. I'll put together a couple of half-assed horses but I have no interest in participating in rickey & x-oguri meta.
>>575401998you're next gaki
>>575402042
>>575401649looooooooping and rebuilding TTgot something that might claw into B finals but nothing to go with her
>>575393383girl ur zipper is not done properly
>>575402275Sirius is an exhibitionist
>>575401649building feng shui wife is suffering
is the ace training method>Sprint/MileGL>Med/LongUnity+??Or did someone figure out how to gain stam during GL?
>>575401912HOLY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575402380Your 18 stam sparks and 9 URA 9 TB scenario?
>>575402294need more sharp teeth umas
>>575401832This...this is a bird not an uma!
>>575402380>did someone figure out how to gain stam during GL?Yeah, it's called having 9* stam parents
>>575400615
>>575401912god I love cb so muchgod I love ace so muchgod I wanna fuck them both and luna so much and lets not forget air
>>575401649Green looping for Brickey. Had a lucky auto run where I double circled 6 greens, only passed 2 on the original or rerolled sparks. I've got Oi Racecourse on lock, I'll be coping enough if I can just get the speed greens and Standard Distance in, anything else is a bonus.
>>575402380>Or did someone figure out how to gain stam during GL?Yeah you just use Creek, and dont worry so much about getting 1200 power.
why the FUCK did they make each trainee a separate unlock for grand concert
>>575402679must breed
This...is for good luck right?
The thing I like about GL is how it's pretty nice to turn your brain off and click the rainbows. Still need to pay attention to what songs you buy and whatnot but hey.
AIIIEEE STOP THE COUNT>>575401209born with the will of being such a skeleton my obese wife crushes my skull, killing me instantly
>>575402380Just get 2 recoveries
>>575402039Basic bitch opinion not in a spoiler. I don't care. Carry on.>>575401815Yeah, you got me. Fuck you regardless.>>575401509I'll remember that next time I make accusations at your spoiler-using ass.
>>575401832thanks, bwo>>575401843it's just proof what I was saying was correct and factual except rulership was a quintuplet also
>>5754027687 minutes straight to maximize results
>>575402373>>575402608Why are you guys subjecting yourselves to this? You can make a CM17-ready Xog in 20 minutes
>>575401649I hope that tide of newcuties will save me.
>>575402964I would rather lose than use xoguri
>>575402783you turned your brain off so much that you forgot your Sprint sparks bwo!
HOT TAKE HOT TAKE HOT TAKELight Hello is kinda pretty
>>575402818A warriors death thoughVery honorable
>>575402380>Or did someone figure out how to gain stam during GL?Stamina parents and drop Light Briko for a useful card. You guts will suffer though, after quite a bit of testing the benefit of LH is absolutely none of the things people cite like the energy or tokens, it's that it gives like 300 guts.
>>575402964I used my selector on my oshi instead.
>>575402768Rickey and Fuku straddling each of my legs and having a long make up session at the back of the shrine in private
>>575402964Listened to sloppa and no xoggy
>>575401464>Agnes Flora (Agnes Tachyon's mom) unbeaten until Oaks then retired from injuryIt runs in the family, good thing Daiwa Scarlet didn't inherit that.
>>575403086So among the three who has the best curves overall?
Cross on my Loss
>>575402964I am not losing my SOVL. I'd rather suffer and lose with dignity
i prefer sugar lights
>>575388691"Bourbon, what are you--""Executing directive," she said, and the words came out slightly breathless, with her usual monotone fractured by the rhythm of her breathing. She pulled back just far enough for you to see the faint flush coloring her cheeks, the way her pupils had dilated until the blue of her irises was nearly swallowed by black, the slight parting of her lips that suggested she was already calculating the optimal trajectory for another approach. "Command received from Father: identify suitable genetic donor and secure compatible mate. You are the designated target, Master. Your credentials have been evaluated and approved. Commencing operation."
>>575403081secret guts training with umallo
Bratty torenas have no rights
>>575402964a xogger like you wouldn't get it
>>575402964If I was doing this manually, sure, but auto makes it so I can post swimsuits and orenjis in the downtime. Also, the furniture uma is cute.>You can make a CM17-ready Xog in 20 minutesYou're right, that's why I can do that two days before Round 1 starts lmao.
>>575403081How much SP did you get, do you remember?
>>575403189Hey, can I get a fanfic with Fuji Kiseki? I haven't seen the other anon post one in awhile.
>>575403189she would do this
>>575403140Sunday for maximum oppaiZeno and Inari are all rounders. I like Zeno more because she's a shortstack
I still have not gotten a single fucking CM-viable UG uma in Grand LiveI hate this scenario with all my heart.
are people running dominators on dirt just accepting dirt C becuase they dont matter?
>>575403171>>575403183Tamawife
>>575403270Those are stallions
>>575403081 >its easy bro just drop light hello and ignore scenario mechanics that you can count on and just rely on all of your MLB SSR cards to carry you. It's just that easy>also just build Xoguri too since she is literally the easiest uma to train
>>575403436as long as it's not Dirt F/G you're fine
>>575403261h-hot
>>575400820I need to cum on that ass
>>575403324No clue>>575403479> but this doesn't work if your deck is shitWelcome to uma musume
>>575403436
>>575403549having a secret romance with turbo
>>575402964made my xogger but i am holding fast to no debuffers, so double front it is
>>575403036NTA but literally WHAT is the required stam for a Mile now I hate you catty little FAGGOTS so much sometimes I stg
>>575403081>drop Light Briko for a useful card>power falco
>>575403189
>>575403592does this actually happen?
What the fuck is wrong with the Asahi Hai F.S all of a sudden?For quite literally no reason EVERY single late surger and end closer I've been trying to manual trian just inexplicably decides they'll park their fat fucking asses behind one uma and not move despite having high power at this point already.It's driving my fucking insane, it's happened 4 times in a row on different uma entirely.
>>575403676450+600 was never enough for a mile
>>575400000Air Groove looks like she's gonna give birth to a twin
>>575403773-1 borrow
>>575403773>manual
>>575403592nyes all seeing eyes is definitely not doing anything at that point
>>575401250SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575403773>So enraged he's fucking up basic spelling and grammar.Lmao.
what did kiseki mean by this???
>>575403953The scent of Kiseki... my favorite.
>>575403953Just don't leave her near your worn clothes
>>575402818dude you've got a 19% bonus. literally no excuse not to be above 950k
My club chat is dead... Can i erp here instead?
>>575403953https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%82%B2%E3%83%8E%E3%83%8F%E3%83%A9/illustrations
>>575403953Sir, that isn't Kiseki. That's Fuji.
>>575402964Only FRONTGAWDS can understand.
What if new manga covering the Sunday Silence generation?
>>575403953>marked
>>575403189giwtwm
I'm glad MANT is over
>>575403809We need the other two Cesariolings.
>>575404398I would rather go back to MANT days than GL.GL is driving me fucking crazy. At least when you had a successful MANT run, the payoff was huge. I have to suffer GL's retarded RNG and barely get better than what I can do in Unity.
Post something only day1 players would relate to
What is the name of the site to listen to Uma song with only 1 vocal? Like Brilliant Phantasia but with Nishino Flower vocal only
>>575404337You mean like the US side? That would just be a Sundayman vs Easy Goer manga
>>575404493everyone with a brain can see how shit GL is. too bad /uma/ is full of retards
>>575404495
>>575404495dying at haruten because you physically cannot put enough stamina in your deck while also hitting good enough speedwait...
>>575404337That's basically Cingray tho, Oguri gen and Sunday Silence active years happen in the same time
>>575404559https://snep.pw/uma/mixer/make-debut
>>575403189Begone, clanker. I'm reproducing with Laisu!
>>575404563I mean, why not?While others are present, Star Blossom at its core is basically just "Laurel vs Brian EVENTUALLY". They could do similar here.
>>575404706NTA, but thanks. I like this.
>>575404398GL feels like it's just the shitty parts of MANT with the shitty parts of Unity. I'd like it more if you could actually watch all of the concerts, despite not being into idolshit
>>575404252Thanks, I needed it.
>>575404706Thx
>>575404337star blossom will take a detour for it, don't worry
didnt come to this general since weeksstill play the game tho
I decided to snack on the banana banner... And won bigly
CM17 prep is causing me so much pain. this is the best I can do.
>>575404731Now that I think about it, it is a bit weird the two are not mentioned, even with OC donut steel names, in Cingrey, with the fact that there are several US uma present in the manga, you would think someone would at least allude to the two
>>575404495lb3 king halo is my best card
Was the threshold 20 songs total or 19??
>>575404996bro that's an auto uma
>>575404252Do umas really?
What are the best Racing Spirit skills?
>>575404991censore thst ugly shit next time
>>57540505818 songs before Early December, Senior Year. Girls Legend U does not count.
>>575405089>3LB Kita>"day 1"buhi or luckshitter god? you decide
>>575401649Still getting sashes for Dirt but this CM is going to be weird. I expect its going to be filled with XOguri who have 1,400-1,500 Speed but either have no stam and die or no wit and don't trigger shit. I wouldn't be surprised if we see way more Unity Rickys win just because of the better stam/power/wit even if their Speed isn't as impressive. I think most anons will be fine. This CM is going to be a clown fiesta.
>>575405112faggot
>>575405089I would call this a whale a year ago...
>>575405018I imagine it is unironically them not wanting to properly touch Sunday Silence despite how much people talk about em, it's the only thing that makes sense. So they simply don't mention them and pray.
>>575405149rickey front?
>>575405078I'M TRYING SO FUCKING HARDI DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY, I'M DOING EVERYTHING I CAN AND THE LUCK IS NEVER IN MY FAVOR
>>575405147That's a reroll account. Kinda relatable because I rerolled for Kita and I had 1LB FM, 3LB Kita, and MLB Sweep back then.
>>575405078nyooooooooooooooooooo
"rational" another made up skill
>>575405227You couldn't reroll for Kitasan on day 1 bwo...
>>575405086Racing Spirit (except Mood for Fronts) is a gaslight but don't let (((them))) find out I said this
>>575405149>>575404271Her tits aren't that big and gropable
>>575405275The real Day1 started on Kitasan's banner. Bet even FM/Creek rerollers rerolled.
>>575405269I got this one earlier, kinda cracked honestly
>>575405395My Runaway retard can't be this hot.
CYGAMES WHY IS THE CANCEL BUTTON WHERE THE RETRY BUTTON NORMALLY IS IN UNITY'S URA FINALSSTOP BRICKING ME LIKE THIS
>>575405395Her bodysuit probably reeks
>>575404996if this isn't xoguri you lose every race anyways
>>575405223Front is probably better but Im doing Pace. With how Grand Live is, you will probably just get wins because people forget how stam works and hitting 800 Stam in GL means your stats are fucking shit somewhere. Real GL wont happen till the following CM. I have 2MLB Vodka and with the buff to Breath of Fresh Air and the fact no one gets power in GL and Vodka just shits out power means see may be secretly busted
>>575405281that's what big sis rickey's tits look like if you're a cute molestable shota
>>575405226do unity
I've come to accept that Grand Live is basically not playable for medium/longs with 0% speed growth.
>>575405382thats mei rerolled twicegot into the game, rerolled into 0LB creek and FineMoBut then by the time the KSB banner came around i burned 200 pulls to get zero KSBSo i rerolled again anyway..it worked out because i hit 3LB in around 80 rerolls
>>575405628me on the right
>concert daypeak grand live gameplay
>>575405156>f-faggot
>>575405395>>575405485
>>575396595
The chorus in Girls' Legend U goes so fucking hard.
>not a single friendship song in Classic yearholy fvcking kino
>>575405852Umas should wear jeans more often
>>575405785-1 borrow
>>575405981silly anon if you played properly this wouldn't happen!!!!11
>>575405770GSK!
I would like to apologize to MANT
Wait...You all said Tachyon is a must have for Pace Chasers, but now you are saying Pace is cucked cause they have no good accel.Did you GASLIGHT me into wasting carrats?!
>>575406147the pace chaser in question? The Xog
>>575402964After they killed Summer Maru with the November patch I didn't think there was any point in rolling on Hog because they would just kill her the same way. So I got fucked twice.
>>575406147Pace = XOguri in case you didn't know
>>575405981You too?
>>575406147both of these things are true
>>575406140Left is FinemoSpoiled trust fund baby does this 4 times a run
>>575406190>>575406220>>575406271YOU!
>>575406079love this artist
>>575406147she is a good generalist card gwo
Anyone have the schedule for all of the newly added races? I want to clear them for carats to reach a 2nd spark
>>575406147she's good for pace chasers for like a year+ and a must have for everyone this scenario
>>575404495I think you should eat your vegetables.
why are hag umas like this
>>575405785u rike?
>>575406486Not quite a schedule but dozo
>>575406612Thanks
>>575388750>>575388750>>575388750recycle when ready
>>575406672I remember making my own stat checkpoint tables... now it's just random what you'll have by the end of junior/classic and have a vague idea of what you should have by senior summer
>>575406682no fuck offbake a new one
Brian sexo, recycling
>>575406147It's a great card for paces but paces still need a lot more to be good in anything besides sprint/mile/x-oguri in mediums
>>575405518Vodka is so pretty.
Tried running Hello-less since someone posted it. It wasn't actually that bad. Biggest issue is mood downs and imbalance of tokens, at some point I had 100+spd and 10 of the rest... This is with average luck on rainbows. It is doable though.
>>575406682fuck off nigger
