Pool Party Edition>NewsSummer update released: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=274747Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>575008910
>>575398571Nice bake!
>>575398571I was expecting a plapcake OP
Post your Matchmaking Statistics
>>575398952>he plays casualshiggy diggy doo gaylord
>>575398935Look at the left hand side
>>575398000Why are they so angry all the time?
>>575399095quite sneaky huh
>deltatroon
>>575399354You have to be these days with you know who around
>>575399270zesty might have said something stupid or something idkalsoDid Zesty win yet?
>>575399270>>575399713baby making sex with mewmew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
3 NIGASON CART
Grrr I HATE Heavy Weapons GuyI wish he was NERFED
How do I unironically play engineer? Iβm so used to getting frags as stock + shotty soldier. With engie what are you supposed to do? Build a sentry and wait for people to run into it? Or should I just do an uncle D*ne and go battle engie? Only pro pyros and scunts are ever a problem with solly. With engie I feel like I die to almost every class except for medics. I kill their overconfident asses pretty easily.
Grrr I LOVE Heavy Weapons GuyI wish he was BUFFED
>>575401408Set up a sentry at spawn using the resupply locker, haul it to the front lines, build a dispenser and teleporter, and wait for it to kill people or for the sentry to die. Or if you use the jag you can try setting up a little quicker on the front lines next to a large ammo box. It is very much a "figure out where the best building spot is and try to turtle" class. If you have trouble keeping your sentry alive, you can try Short Circuit, Wrangler, or Rescue Ranger.Battle Engie is an entirely separate playstyle which is usually just throwing on gunslinger and running around shitting mini sentries out. If you don't like the turtle gameplay that's perfectly fine, but people will hate you for it
>>575398571this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>575403172liar
>>575398571>delicious brown fempyroAWOOGA
>k/d of 7:5lmao
>>575404527Sweet brown sugar
>>575404682I'm not supposed to be a killing machine as a Medic main that swaps to Pyro. Hence the 33 million Healing versus the 17 million Damage
>>575404909I was looking for my webm of sweetrolls getting filled with cream (you know the one), but apparently I never saved that particular one
>>575406850Not sure if you're talking about this one but close enough
>>575404682Whatβs a good kd for a solly main?
>>575407040Yeah I'm thinking of a different one, but agreed, this gets the message across
>>575407040giwtwm
>>575407780I wish that was my cream and the cake was fempyro
https://youtu.be/2MgzDtTLtp8
>>575398571Holy whackamolie girly, this OP rocks. Dat Pyro ass tho. Thanks for always being online keeping this thread kicking all these years sister! Next time do not forget to add your tf2 steam group you deserve it!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
there he is
thought xhe might not notice because it's hidden but xhe really is obsessed
>>575407417in casual, 2 is okay, 5 is goodin competitive pocketsoldier 1 is good and roamer 1 is sandbagging levels of good
>>575411271So based
This video is a must watch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSdQOTF6aY
>>575411840stop posting this shit nigga
>>575401408Start small by figuring a loadout that you can play around. There are more than one way to play a battle engi and Gunslinger is not mandatory at all. You can pretty much annoy the heck out of enemy team when you spam level 2 sentries with the Jag too.I'll tell you what, follow battle engi strategy until you learn a map and memorize ammo packs then settle for turtling to see if you enjoy it.
MvM update status?
>>575411425I'm not actually whoever the schizo is who normally posts that shit. I'm just doing it because I thought it would be funny to make you guys think the schizo was back. I copied a more recent post from the actual guy, just changed the wording a little bit and posted it. I think the original guy got banned? Give this post 50 (You)a and I'll reveal my true tripfag identity
>>575414514
>>5754142912 weeks
>>575414514I had a feeling you were a faker because he always writes a custom wall of text (not just copy pasted from the last thread) and posts a random TF2 image he got off google. Stop enabling him, 404UNF
unc who the fuck is 404unf
>>575414291ITSDEAD
if I admitted to trolling like that I'd be banned without warning
send fat olivia
>>575414514>merely pretending
>>575415468unfortunately all we got is fat titty olivia
>>575421604Nice, haven't seen these yet
>>575421604links are ass but attached image is perfect
>>575421876No, links are tits
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>575423045this but brown ppl
>>575423045Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>575415009it can't bethey just posted the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update to the update on the tf2 blogs
>>575423778this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
>>575424125what about zhao?
>>575424587I AM ZHAO THE CONQUEROR. THE MOONSLAYER. I WILL CAPTURE THE AVATAR.
>>575424669Tell us which site you come from, we'll try to be more like them from now on
>>575424587zhao is grouped under bunnies
>>575423934love this artists mikushe looks messy and casual in a fun way
>>575424768Thanks, but I donβt really use other social media platforms. Does yt count?
>>575424928i love all migusin tf2 ofc
>top score spy>Stocking pfp>somehow still couldn't circle stab a medic for shit and ate ubersaws to the faceProlly a 10/10 trans goddess, right chat?
>trannies: rampant >pedos: unleashed >shitposters: online>tf2 fans: dead Yep. Itβs /tf2g/ing time.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/Vb2eaphDM1vVjrRGJ3VTMw/hmm
>>575425361Hax? Is that what ur implying lil bucko?
>>575424587Violent bnnuy breeding with zhao
>>575420216>>575421604Why do you keep posting these trash doodles?
>>575426682Cuz they're good
>>575420216>>575421604Why do you keep posting these masterpiece drawings?
>>575426682nta but they make my dick hard, so that's probably the reason
>>575424669how bout you stop projecting diddyblud
>>575427049because they're cool and everyone that isn't a seething turkroach loves them
>>575424732underrated
>>575427049>>575427171Many are saying this.
/tf2g/ more like trash fortress 2 general
>no rat reskin for the cleaver
>>575427812I'm da giant rat that makes all of da rules
fluff you nyagga
>>575427390>>575427170>>575427131Wowzies, I didnβt expect anons at /tf2g/ to be such closeted pedo-kuns! Itβs okay girlies, hell will have its way with you after you inevitably OD with sleep pills :3
>trannoid groomer projection
>>575429360
and here I bet the mods won't even delete this new trolling attempt because they only care about the advertisers
engi doesntknowthat mimi andmedo it in thespawn room during setup
>>575429360die rat
>>575429693god only knows why they think the advertisers apparently love off-topic trolling
>>575431114it increases engagement and therefore clicks I guess
>>575429360don't muzzies go to hell if they like any art besides verses from their book or math? you're going to hell for playing tf2 and gooning bro
>>575423778>>575423934>>575424587>>575425014baby making sex with fempyro, migu, and zhao
>>575432598so do plapcakes, yet they scrub those
I miss when "don't feed the troll" was common sense
I miss when good posts didn't get deleted
>>575438551>>575432598>>575431114>>575429693>>575439327You seething chuds really need to understand that the reason shitposting stays up is because its not pedo-coded like the mimi and olivia. floydposts stayed up till the guy had a melty and posted cheese pizza. le mods tolerate shitposting, but not pedo-posting. if you don't like it, gtfo and re-evaluate what went wrong in your life to start simping for a literal child from the tf2 universe.
>>575440085Good posts dont get deleted. Only your pedo epstein shit.
enlighten me on why I should go stock + shotgun instead of gunboats. which is better for fragging?
>>575424587My favorite part is her fat bnnuy plapcake
>>575398571I wish all the mercs had shirtless cosmetics so I could recreate that pic ingame
>>575440359anime website, pleb
>>575429360>>575440359>>575440634Go back to your dogshit discord server, sharteeniggerfaggot.
>>575444565>expose the raid>s-samefag!!kek
>>575444565>phoneposter
>>575444715This general was never important enough to be raided schizo-kun.
>>575444783Can you actually bypass the ip bans with a phone or something? Seems like a bunch of nonsense, unless youβre using a vpn. Iβve seen this term βphone postingβthrown around when /co/ gets raided.
rate my demoknigh
>>575445110Ugly/10 Get better taste. Like not playing demoknight
My pyro is having a good day :)
>>5754455890/10 bait. Try harder
>>575444812>>575445092You're already expose yourself lmao
>>575414291hikari
>>575446434anon, I....
>>575445589no no noooo stop having fun!!! You need to use only the original art style fitting hats KILLBIND NOW AND SWITCH OFF THE FUNNY
>>575445589>This is the "thing" Heavy is supposed to be scared of
>>575446916>>575445396>>575446686>>575445873samefagging
just need 400 more kills
>>575447445how much a strange caber cost? i kinda want one
>>575447551like tree fiddy
>>575447686jesus christ. >>575447749pretty sure it's the residential schizo-kun having a melty
>>575440359mimi-posting is tf2 culture thoughbeit
>>575440359>shitposting stays up is because its not pedo-coded like the mimi and oliviahave you perhaps considered that.. *le gasp* the jannies might just be biased? We've seen good posts get scrubbed before
>>575448302Stop ragebaitΔ±ng man
>>575448194>>>/r/eddit culture indeed. It's on the same level as muh server blight.
>>575447749>>575447907>>575448501samefagging
I built a teleporter exit on high ground. Guess what my teammates will do after using it?>Continue along to defend the chokepoint slope>Turn 180 degrees and jump off to low ground and die
>>575449939That jump doesnβt kill you schizo. Also stop trying. We all know who you really are.
>>575450136>That jump doesnβt kill you schizoNo but the disadvantage of fighting from low ground does (and basically gives up the next point)>Also stop trying. We all know who you really are.I'm in your walls
>>575449287>every post that goes against me is all the same person.Bruh.
>tf2 has a borderless window option now
>>575450136>That jump doesnβt kill youNo but losing high ground advantage does. Retard.
>>575451357What are you a solly main?
>>575451569Every class has an advantage of having high ground except maybe pyro.Are you a pyro main that you cannot grasp this concept?
even pyro has high ground advantage because detonator and airblasting existsalso high ground is like having the weathergage during age of sail battles, you can decide whether to engage or disengage
>>575451272Did it used to not have that?
>>575449212I don't know what server blight is. Out of the loop. I don't care enough to seethe about the olivia poster, but mimi will stay.
>>575452815no and even up to 2025 you can find posts of people asking about how to enable windowed fullscreen through console commands or launch options
>>575452815At least in launch options
>>575453604its not launch options, im >>575451272, its just in video options and can be changed ingame. in the past it was just windowed or fullscreen. it used to annoy me even pre covid and now the option got added at some point without me realizing
We need a second holocaust but this time instead of Jews we gas Pyro players
>>575454205sniper*
>>575454205Olivia*
>>575450136>That jump doesnβt kill youThat's what they want (You) to believe
>>575455543would be funnier if the engies were wearing expensive tradenigger cosmetics and the pyro had a gibus and mercenary badge(hire date: 2026 february)
>>575454205turks*
ayy this shit turned out to be pretty gud
>>575462305Butter-Knife
>>575457697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwADBQ3FXlw
>>575463030ok now its kino and saved
Just remembered how some of you would hide your viewmodels And when I said that's nonsense, you can't at a glance tell which weapon you have out, you'd say>*in full lowercase because you're trans* you can tell by the ammo countDumb fucks
>>575463176Why is Dane there? It should be either Delfy or nubing
>>575453162why would robot/animatronic girls need all that?
>>575468163Needs more of a muzzle
>>575468523does she really?
>>575469372lazy reused model that looks like shit
>>575469934I mean, they are basically VR Chat modelsWhat did you expect?
>>575470123how's that an excuse
>>575468163>>575469372Ruined, the OGs look much better
>>575469372Yes, flatfaces get the rope, moeface is garbage.
>ERM... TF2?
>>575471505this is what happens when a multiplayer game is "supported" for a decade but has no actual updates
Whatβs with the furry stuff
>>575472081same as always
>>575472081Garbage sfmslop spammer has bad furry porn tastes
>>575471505Notice how the only generals that can stay on-topic have some anime gacha bimbos in them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MgzDtTLtp8FUNKe TRUKe
>>575421604>missed itno...This is almost as bad as booting up my favorite game Team Fortress 2 and then pressing the play button only to be put into a server where the match has already ended!
>>575475575>it's another "people only ever played tf2 for it's art style and the banana hat is the worst thing to ever happen to the game ever" video
>
>>575475575>>575477024Canβt this issue be solved with no-hats mods
Insult banana hat one more timeCome on I dare you I double dare you motherfucker insult banana hat one more time you niggamerican fuck
>>575477850quick to get rid of the sniper hitler but not this
>>575475575Didn't he say long ago that he didn't care about the death of the tf2 art style? At least he's come to the right side of history
>>575475575im not gonna listen to anyone on 4:3, no auto reload on, no crosshair, and trackpad ass soldier gameplay this badjust install no hats mod like I do brother
I saw in a pyro combo video the dude was doing this weird up flick motion when he air blasted people vertically. Does that do anything or was that just an autistic stim of his? I was always under the impression you just needed to aim the flamethrower into the ground.
I KNEELSOLDIER IS FUNDEMO IS FUNEVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS I KNEEL, THERE I SAID IT
>>575454962>>575468163>>575469372>>575470123>>575470880>>575470927>>575472081baby making sex with femscout, animatronics, and honey
>>575475575>Forces himself to play with 2007 settings>End of the video>"I didn't start playing this game until late 2022"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvLDf0a3Xko
>>575475575Despite the redditors telling me to not listen, he's actually spot on with what he's saying. Good video, even if he's a newfag.I'm more of the same opinion as funke was in 2017. Keeping at least some consistency instead of gaudy things on player model is the way to go.Unfortunately we already have cosmetics that change the full color of the heavy and the spy. Maybe others, I haven't paid attention. Lot of the cosmetics are so bleak now.The worksloppers do have a sense of sadistic humor that when people were demanding for more than just thing-on-head, they started making these full body conversion cosmetics instead, which are actually even worse.
Trvke: Fempyro would be a Latina because of how many Pyro items are Mexican-themedSeriously why does Pyro get a poncho and Mexican sombrero hats and shit?
>>575487405>Seriously why does Pyro get a poncho and Mexican sombrero hats and shit?Fire = spicy food = Mexican
>>575478264That only makes his opinion worthless.
I've spent the past hour joining and leaving casual games within 5 minutes
>>575488945Felt. Too many dogshit teammates that don't know how to push or defend proper
Remember the seething about the CC the other day? What makes it balanced is retarded teammates body blocking your shots. Fucking heavy melting at 80 HP and an "on team" spy needs to walk between us. Fucking end your life nigga.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/527273452881800814/
why is the strange pomson so expensive when it's so shit? are there really that many epic chungus memers out there exclusively using weak/impractical weapons and driving up demand?
>>575475575>a lot of this video is opinionated>a lot of it is also objectivePick one, faggot. That's not how discussions work. Reddit hats added in is already bad enough and you have a point when it comes to the theme of the game, but saying it's the same league of bad as Meet your Match, nerfing weapons to the point of shit and an army of bots swanning the entire casual servers is hilariously entitled.>>575477024Daily reminder Valve breaks the supposed "artstyle" most of the time.
>>575487405soldier gets the samedoes he bleach latinas
>>575490686The breakpoint to a weapon being shit or not is if it's as shit or more than a minigun. The Pomson narrowly clears that.
>>575491154nta but based on how most of the us military deaths against iran so far have been offcolor mystery meat browns.....maybe
>>575490686because the strangifier was only ever obtainable from crate #60https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Select%20Reserve%20Mann%20Co.%20Supply%20Crate%20Series%20%2360
>>575490997I miss valve made major updates bros...
Gaben is a nigger
All this talk about the artstyle is making me go...bananas! XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSms8TxWnAMIT'S UP
what do we think of compies
I am a porn addict and I let everyone know in TF2 chatTF2
>>575449287gottem
>>575492297based and TF2
>>575491986They nerfed our favorite weapons, ruined our game and delivered the worst update!
>>575449939You gotta put your dispenser within view of the teleporter so that they're drawn to it like flies
>>575462305colors are kinda bright/saturated, but otherwise nice
>NA comp community>tranny-friendly, no "edgy" jokes allowed>EU comp community>"fagoatse wants to pug, whos up?"
>>575492297What do they think of it?
>>575475575I posted this yesterday and got no replies :(
>>575479810autistic stimi guess you could make the argument that he needs to flick down to airblast them up, and then flicking up after is so he can already be aimed at where they're going to be airblasted to so he can flare crit themthat type of autistic flick stimming is common in this type of person though, they're kinda high on their own farts
>>575487405because tf2 takes place in new mexicopyro is not the only one to get a bunch of mexican cosmetics
>>575490997>Pick one, faggot.Ironically, that's not how discussions work. A lot of it IS objective, even if it was presented as being an opinion. He dropped some truth nukes both intentionally and unintentionally.
https://youtu.be/jbZ23kDEabc>6k views>player count drops furtherlmao
I NEVER play 24 player matches. Only community servers with 32+ players. ONLY. I will NOT settle for anything less than as many players as possible.
havent played TF2 in months, tried launching it today and it makes my PC completelly unresponsive while processing shaders, takes forever, and then crashes steam, what the fuck!>>575492297average 2fort player>>575494585mods obsessed with controlling the playerbase ruin everything>>575494628slop
>>575493406It's a bad video
>>575495940are you on linux or some shit?
32 players is definitely better and preventing one demo/soldier medic pair from determining the state of the game, but the sheer amount of kills and rampages they will get will have a psychological effect that ends up evening it all out.
>>575493916i have reliable information that at least part of tf2 takes place in borneo
>>575493120Thanks!It's based on The Grimoire of Alice from Touhou. The black part should be the book cover in theory, but it's too black to notice. The red/blue patterns are Alice's headband.
>>575495940Reinstall steam or check integrity of files?>>575496390Yes, that's a linux thing.
>>575498492well there's your problem
>>575498867yeah steam is the problem. remove valves malware from the computer
>>575498492I meant to say reinstall tf2. Brain rot is killing me
>>575498278if it's strictly for personal use, neatif you're trying to get it into the game, I'm sorry but you don't have a snowball's chance in hell
>>575501880Meh, most of the workshop's war paints are all the same "plastic" feel anyway. The gold is the only shiny part. The rest of the patterns have no shine at all since they're not made out of metal.
>>575498278>>575502456If you're going to actually post this to the workshop you need to massively desaturate those colors
>>575492297>>575493294basedbaby making sex with mewmew
>he thinks hitscan takes skill
>he thinks games take skill
>he thinks
>he
>games
>>575493294most are neutral to positive about it, but one time i pissed someone off because they had a kanna from blaster master as a pfp and i said i wanted to fuck kanna and they didnt like that
>>575478262Hitler Sniper was something the troonslopper had control over. He just had to tell Eric to change the equip region.They can't do anything about someone painting their cosmetic white and equipping it with 2 other cosmetics. Most they could do is remove the paintability from the banana, but that fucks with everybody and I don't think Eric would take away an advertised feature.
>>575508763doggy style sex with fempyro>>575509121paizuri with kanna and then draining her melons of melon juice afterwards
>>575509121>i pissed someone off because they had a kanna from blaster master as a pfp and i said i wanted to fuck kanna and they didnt like thatI could understand if it was a heckin' wholesome non-sexualized character but Kanna is literally sexualized in her own games
>>575509950When they added the Corpse Carrier and later made it Halloween-restricted they gave everyone that owned one a random item from the same case, so they could remove the paint region and give everyone that had a painted one their paint backThe real issue is that Valve has this unwritten rule that if too much time has passed since an item was added, they won't accept major changes to it anymore, even if the item negatively affects gameplay (see: Water Waders)It'd be funny if Hitler Sniper was discovered much later and Eric refused to fix it because "it might upset some people"
>>575510807didn't zesty said recently on stream that this email exchange was fake?
>>575510807>>575511231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqjlnjr9Mek&t=2910sUnconfirmed.
>>575510807I'm aware of that, but they also generally don't /remove/ features that were advertised on the workshop page.They'll /add/ additional styles, add paintability, and even used to add multi-class support (which was abused and then they stopped).They'll change and fix things that are broken or missing, and I bet an argument was made that it clipped in the equip region the mask was set in, but I also bet if you asked Eric to remove paintability for no reason other than "someone could potentially look like an old McDonald's mascot that was co-opted by racists" he would tell you to fuck off, even if it's the first 2 weeks.>>575511231It's likely real, or at least the reasoning is real, they don't change items after the first few weeks because enough people have bought it that way that it would make them upset (even though they have a clause saying they can alter the items however they see fit). The guy who made the Woolen Warmer tried to update it once he got better at modeling, but they refused to accept it because too much time had passed.
>>575510807>Valve has this unwritten rule that if too much time has passed since an item was added, they won't accept major changes to it anymoreiirc this came about because around 2014-2016 creators were abusing this to submit "fixes" to their items (many were in the game for years at this point) and just make them multi or all-class to increase their value. It culminated when that guy made the Pyro mask item usable on Sniper "as a joke"
>>575511680>It culminated when that guy made the Pyro mask item usable on Sniper "as a joke"The weird thing is they didn't revert it after the fact. They could've easily passed it off as a bug that a Pyro item was equippable on Sniper. It wasn't how the item originally was, so they totally could have
>>575511231>>575511443Oh didn't see this, he still needs to confirm it but good to know it might be fakeFact still is however that despite the complaints Valve never updated it
>Only engie on the team>3 spies on enemy team>3 pyros on my team>None of them spycheck>Our medic heals a disguised spy>The spy stabs a heavy in full view of our medic>Medic keeps healing>The spy fails to stab a demo in full view of our medic>Medic keeps healing>I fight the spy wrench-to-knife >Medic keeps healing so I die despite the spy failing all his matadors and butterknifing>Only after I die(10-15 seconds have passed since the spy lost his disguise in full view of the medic) does the medic switch to his melee, instantly get matador'd and die>I votekick medic>Vocal-fried zoomer immediately hops on comms that were totally silent previously>"why are you votekicking our only medic dude whats wrong with you"It's all so tiring
>>575512013how was the medic healing an undisguised spy as he was stabbing people and butterknifing you?
>>575512148People here like writing fake stories.
>>575512013If Spy breaks his disguise he stops getting healed by the other team.
>>575512013Did you say anything? Or did you sit down a listen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QYferCh_kANew Dane
>>575515587UNCLE DANE THE MOLESTER MAIN
>Level 1 CrookDapper Noel>Level 40 CapoB.M.O.C.>Level 100 BossOld Man Frost
>>575515587>10$ for a craft hat signed by Uncle DaneRent is due I guess
>>575516274figured his mate Ian Jomha would've been able to borrow a nigga a $100 at the very least
what's up with there being so many limited items from 2014 specifically?
>>575515587>mention how Redwood plays almost identically to odyssey>it's made by the same personMy gamer brain noticed
>>575516790Valve was trying out an artificial scarcity thing around that time. 2013 they retired the original hats, then later introduced Collector's items, 2014 they tried limiting the items to just the EotL update, etcTF2 was their economy experimentation guinea pig and they stopped doing it so I guess it didn't work the way they wanted
>>575517136what was the experiment? it seems the limited items are still tradeable right now, what sets them apart from the stuff you can unbox from crates today (not including their quality being yellow instead of a shade from blue to red rarity obviously)
>>575517136>I guess it didn't work the way they wantedif anything they got it working just the way they wanted
>>575517263>>575517270The experiment was seeing if adding that retiring items after the fact, adding the "limited" tag, or doing "Collector's items" would increase the value of the items.They literally never retired anything else despite implying the would keep retiring more items, and they never used the limited tag again, nor did they ever do more collector's items, so they clearly didn't work. I think they might've expected it would make more people unbox to GET the limited items, but it didn't, even if it increased the resell value (which Valve doesn't get anything from)
>>575517710huh. interesting reading about this earlier stuff when videogame monetization wasnt as developed as it is today and devs were still trying to figure out how best to kike players to the max>collector'sthis sort of worked out though because i saw on the steam marketplace that collector's items cost a shitload
So did tf2 die yet?
>>575517889I'm sad I sold my Conscientious Objector for a shade over 200 Keys, only for it to cost 2000+ now
>>575517993define die
>>575517889>this sort of worked out though because i saw on the steam marketplace that collector's items cost a shitloadYes but re-read the end of the post>even if it increased the resell value (which Valve doesn't get anything from)The problem is it only added value for the resellers and not Valve. It also helped deflate the metal economy by requiring 100 weapons, but again, Valve doesn't care about the resell economy. Like you said, they were trying to kike people as hard as they could, they even had an economist helping them at one point>>575517993No, check back later
>>575518080Game is basically a walking corpse
>>575518110wont expensive resells be good for valve since they get a percent of everything on steam marketplace? im not an economics guy but 1% of a 500 dollar sell is better than 1% of a 5 dollar sell
>>575517136>it didn't work the way they wantedThey got it right in 2015 by just copying csgo and making grades for cosmetics with the higher ones being artificially rarer. They've been using that system ever since
>>575518049lol deserved for being a goy bagger
>>575518249You're right, I forgot about the Steam market tax, but the revenue they get from that must not have been worth it to continue doing Collector's. Like I said it was just one of many experiments they tried, and then this happened>>575518307and Elite grades must be the money printer because they stuck with that instead
>>575518249NTA but there's a concept in economics called velocity of money. The TLDR is>Steam takes 15% of every transaction on the Steam Marketplace>15% of a $500 item being bought/sold is more money than 15% of a $5 being bought/sold, true>However, people don't buy $500 items very often whereas a $5 item will be changing hands constantlyOver-inflating item prices so that they exist only to pad the inventory values of tradefags is actually counterproductive if you're revenuemaxxing. The bread and butter of Valve's income from Steam Marketplace(in TF2 at least) is people picking up Strange variants and cheap $5 hats for their favorite mercs every day. All the overpriced bullshit in picrel probably gets a combined one(1) sale a year.
>>575518334I'm not a cashier
Yeah yeah, just bag it up bagboy
When will valve realistically axe tf2? I kind of want to invest some money in the game to get some nice cosmetics, maybe couple unusual and some strange weapons. Donβt want my money to go to waste.
>>575518249nothing on the steam marketplace is worth actual money. once you put money into steam valve gets 100% of it, everything you "trade" and "buy" in the market is monopoly money. they could eliminate the steam market tax and make the exact same amount of money. they only have a tax to make it so you slowly lose money and buy back into the system. the only time valve actually gives up any of the money they made off of what you put in your wallet is if you buy a game, then the person who made the game gets some real life money. but getting steal wallet money is pointless, so the steam tax on the market is only relevant to valve's revenue in that it makes you buy more money, they already own all the tax that you're "paying"
>>575519425>Buys keys and sells them on third-party sites for cashNuh uh
>>575519281Bagboys don't exist in NYC
>>575519549and where did the steam wallet funds you used to buy those keys come from?
>>575517889>videogame monetization wasnt as developed as it is todayFun fact: The money used to start Grinding Gear Games was raised by cash trading Diablo 2 items sourced from using a duplication glitchI remember reading something from Robin Walker in which he said that one of Valve's monetization goals was to get <game, probably DotA 2> into the hands of as many people as possible, and that those with very little money to spare were an untapped market. I also remember hearing that Valve considered TF2 an "advertisement" around 2013, used to get Steam onto people's computers so they would use it to purchase games etc.>>575518110I remember it being a joke at the time that the economist was Greek, shortly after Greece had suffered an economic crisis. I also think there are some research papers about or referencing TF2's economy floating around, I remember looking at least one up a couple of years ago.
>>575519592Oh shit. You got me there. Alright you have a point.
>>575519592I was replying to>once you put money into steam valve gets 100% of itYou can absolutely get money back out of your steam wallet
this is gonna sound like some schizo shit but i swear to god if you melee on heavy using right click instead of left click you crit more often
>>575519668Cunny!
>>575517014>I'm not good at marathons>What are you good at?>I'm good at puzzles>I lied, I'm not good at puzzlesWhy is Japanese "humor" so dogshit? Is everyone too busy gooning to notice?
>>575519668>I also think there are some research papers about or referencing TF2's economy floating around, I remember looking at least one up a couple of years ago.There was a TED Talk about TF2's economy, but I don't remember if that was a Valve employee or just some dude
>>575519553just put the groceries in the bag bro
>>575519805You truly are a schizophrenic retard. There crit animation is there only for the right hand. Punch with only left and the crit you get will come from the right.
I may have lost out on my huge price increase for the Objector, but at least my beloved PE Beak is my highest profit item now :)>>575519867I'm a store manager. My cashiers bag the groceries. Customers often do it themselves too
>>575519815>>575519805>>575519549Samefag possibly. The schizo from yesterday is back
>>575519821Nips and krauts are spiritual siblings. They both hyperfocus on precision and details in exchange for being unable to ever be funny, and suffer from neighboring a larger more populous blob of retards who delight in chaos
>>575520102>Samefag possibly>None of the three posts are responding to each otherDo you even know what samefag means
>>575519939i know the crit always comes from the right hand as an uppercut, but it feels like you crit more if you exclusively use the right click right hand punch
>>575519821"slice of life" exists to get people to draw pornso yes
>get 3 crits in a row>waste them all spycheckingthanks gabe n.
>>575520194Just saying the style of writing matches the schizophrenic from yesterdayβs raids. I did say samefag possibly. Just speculation
>>575520683So youβre saying when people post βCunnyβ it should be without any punctuation.
>>575520683That third one is just talking about the game, that's not the schizo, he doesn't play the game
>>575520683All three were posted by me
>>575475575legendary video which perfectly explains what the problem is with these big youtubers, especially how they treat the game with such resignation these days. instead of funke making a new video to show how his thoughts have changed all he did was write comments on random pages and force someone like the person who made this to put the pieces together, which shows far less integrity on its ownall we really have to do now is figure out WHY these huge youtubers are so resigned from the state of tf2 and especially why they refuse to align themselves with Z-man, the losers who say zesty jesus is "still a bigot" and "hasn't changed" can never back up their claims so why would these youtubers listen to that mob?
>>575521286Third and second, rather
By the way(as an addendum to >>575518945) I started looking around just out of curiosity and apparently "Sort Prices Low -> High" doesn't actually do that. I kneel, Valve. Of all the megakike nigger developers in gaming, you truly are the megakikest and niggest.
That's because it doesn't say >Sort Prices Low -> Highit says>Price (low to high)Rookie mistake
>>575519281Why is he shirtless?
>>575521286Why would someone be here when they don't play the game?
>>575522410To raid obviously
>>575522410for trolling and attention
force a nature or stock? trying to decide
>>575519592I figured it would be easier in a picture but as I was making it I'm not sure this actually answers any of the questions being asked but I was too deep in to stop
>know that bison deal shit ton of damage to airborne targets>why not that pierce jank apply to pomson too?>switch to engi>equip short circuit with pomson>walk up to people ground pound the circuit>try to shoot pomson while both me and enemy catapulted up in the air>completely whiff or deal miserable damageHow bad is this weapon??
>>575520472>when the last one kills a cloaked spy
>"jarate-bushwacka is unfun and imbalanced">"it just delete any class from up close instantly">what really happens:https://youtu.be/6QYferCh_kA?t=1300
>>575519281top kek
>>575522280I don't know, it's disgusting.I can't smell that room from the picture alone.
>>575519407they'll never axe it per se, but it's not worth investing a lot of money into, any amount is going to be a wasteget some cheap hats, sure, but don't bother getting unusual hats and definitely don't get strange weaponsunusual hats depreciate like brand new cars: as soon as you drive it off the lot, you immediately lose 30% of its value. for unusuals, everyone sells them at a huge markup, and you won't be able to resell it for anywhere near what you paid for it.stranges are just useless, there's no point in keep track of how many kills you got. if you really want something like that, get a basic bitch killstreak weapon (not a specialized or professional one): they're usually much much cheaper, and it actually tracks how well you're doing during a match and gives announcements everyone can see like, "anon is on a killing spree!"tl;dr spend enough for like 5 keys and then use those to buy a bunch of cheap hats, don't bother with unusual hats or stranges
>>575523881>I can't smell that room from the picture alone.You're right, but you wouldn't want to actually smell it I know you meant "can"
>>575520683they all have different styles of writingstop shitposting
>>575522738stock is king, but FaN is funny if the map has cliffs or area hazardit also pairs well with the critacola to do nuke damage point blank
>>575525132this, stranges and unusuals are just status symbols, only buy them if you're seriously invested in the game for like 5 years plus
>>5755229681. the bison does not deal a shit ton of damage ti airborn targets, that's a placebo2. the pomson does not pierce at all3. the pomson is one of the worst weapons in the game, alongside the bison
LAST ONE ALIVE, LOCK THE DOOR!
YOU SISSIFIED TRANNY SCUM HAVE SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANTS
MILLION DOLLAR DIET COKE
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>>575537676made for backshotting
>>575537676made for baby making
what's engi player's opinion on this sentry spot?
>>575539743not completely bad, since it did manage to kill someonealso jeeze anon what is that crosshair choice
>>575537676me at the bottom
>>575539743"Dead to explosive spam from the high ground ten feet to the left"/10.
>>575540386oh shit Mayor Balloonicorn is here
>>575537676trvke
>>575539743Some suicidal Pyro leaps there and throws him off the cliff.
>>575541676me looking at that
>>575541941But youβre not a Chad like hale. Youβre a chud.
>>575542250keep your projection to yourself bitch
>>575542250no that's the real saxton hale and you're just jealous
>>575541941Holy shit, it's THE Saxton Hale!
>>575542341>>575542436SAXTON HAAAALE!!!!
>>575541941That's me after getting the ultra-rare Australium Shupers drop in MvM after the MvM update comes out
>>575544386Stop posting pedo-coded images. This is a tf2 thread. /a/ is two blocks down the shitter.
>>575543334>>575544351That's me
>>575544723>IMG_
>>575544894it's the turkroach ban evading on his phone again
>>575539743useless if you're a lone engiehelpful if you're not
>>575539743Indefensible dogshit. Supports nobody. No sightline to sustain it from afar with RR, too isolated so engie babysitting it up close is easily cut off."""Good""" for a gimmick deploy that might catch out one or two BLU flankers trying to go up into that shack, but it's likely a spy will go this route and just sap it...
>>575544894>>575544981Why do shitposters make you seethe so much? Itβs 4chan culture!
>>575544894whoa i haven't seen that image in yonks
>>575547613phoneposters deserve all the ridicule and morealso, not all shitpostic is goodas a matter of fact, most of it is bad
>>575547882protip: you're responding to him
>on vacation in taiwan>brought my laptop with me, play a bit of tf2>encounter picreli feel like sociologists should be studying video games' ability to influence both some pasty white guy from florida and a brown SEAmonkey into doing weird tranny stuff online because they both play spy. not researching this shit has to be some kind of dereliction of duty
Back in the 2010s weebs being mocked was a global phenomenon
>>575548478it was always in jest on 4chan, since it was a site full of weebsyou just didn't get the memo
>>575548580I wrote "global," not "only specifically on 4chan." You're so desperate to flex oldfag cred that it's embarrassing
>>575548541So you're trans?
I know what you meant I still specified "on 4chan" for a reasony'know, the site you're on and the only reason you'd bring it up
>>575549034Stop validating his shitposts Jesus how stupid can one be
>>575549592>Just let him kill the thread it's fine, ignore him
he literally replies to himself, we already know this
>>575549690RandI
>>575549690Dude is literally announcing that he's trolling, responding to him just keeps him around longer
Mercenaries, I propose a formal motion. Unless the troll immediately ceases shitposting, evacuates the thread and never comes back, this sacred general will declare him a public enemy of /tf2g/. After which time, it will be the duty and the obligation of every /tf2g/er to report his posts, or to ban him if they are able
>>575549774Literally does nothing unless someone posts illegal content, this board isn't moderated>>575549776Yes, I know that it's 404UNF pretending to be floydroach now because he knows that it's a working formula, so am I just supposed to shut up and let him shit up the thread?
Actually yeah, you ARE supposed to report and move on instead of constantly feeding the troll more engagement. Are you 12 years old? Is this your first time on the internet?
do the needful
>>575520683You are the only schizo here, you see samefags everywhere.
>>575550449Do you like it tho?
>>575550487>>575550182Itβs literally the same guy replying to himself. When will you learn?
>Don't report trolls, reporting doesn't work! Just keep giving them exactly what they want, THAT will show 'em!Jewish mindtrick psyop.
>>575550609Okay, how do I prove that I'm an individual player
>>575550487>Again this thread isn't moderatedthere are literally deleted posts on this very thread retard
>>575550969If /tf2g/ is moderated then why has turknigger been allowed to post here for literal years every day trolling with no rangeban put in place
>>575550487>Again this thread isn't moderated, the only time any moderation happens is when it's a top priority, literally no one on the 4chan team gives a fuck if some turkish child or a tripfag is trollingThey literally banned him earlier which is the reason why he's having to IMG_ mobile post now >>575448501
>>575551247>pretending not to know that vpns exist and ban evasion is a thingno more (you)s for you
On day tf2 will return to his former glory, the emporium will die, the game will be actually updated and Valve will care about it again. You will see, something will happen...
>>575552251Troonporium ainβt gonna die anytime soon. Fat chance valve will update tf2 again. And the player numbers will decrease. Oldfags will either leave or die out. Face it, weβre facing the end. Accept it with open arms and rejoice in the wonderful memories youβve made playing your favorite game. Do not cope.
>>575552462Kys trannyposter
>>575550098>am I just supposed to shut up and let him shit up the thread?you're supposed to shut up and >>575549774eventually they get bored and leave
>>575551395they sure do exist, but the tragedy is that he doesn't need to use either, because (usually) nothing is ever done about himthere are other threads on this site, let alone this board, where people get routinely banned for being super obvious shitheads, but not here for some reason
>>575550487>Again this thread isn't moderated.>post deleted Kek top
>>575555231Any other day, and he'd be right
>b4nny birthday streamThis isnt meant to shit on him but I cant imagine a life like that. Yeah Ive played TF2 for a very long time but it's basically a comfort game for me that I reinstall maybe once a year or two, frag a few weeks get back in my groove then grow bored and uninstall againStreaming one game, playing one game, earning a living off of being pro in one game. Your entire identity is one videogame from 2007. Its just unthinkable to me
redditor comments werent joking, the righteous bison sucks ass
>>575557123yeah it got nerfed for no reason, had that nerf listed as a "bug fix" by some dumb intern who didn't know what he was talking about (it was literally intended to function the way it did pre-nerf, that functionality even appearing in a loading screen tip), tweaked to be slightly better than dogshot but still miles worse than it was pre-nerf, then the changes to pyro's flamethrower particles in JI also affected it and made it even worse since it used flamethrower particle calcs for its projectile for some reason
>>575556907Tf2 is his job. There are people who spend most of their life on this game for FREE. those are the one i feel pity for
>>575557123It wasn't all that good back then, but it's a complete garbage now.
>>575557123In contrast the manmelter is a lot of fun if you encounter a server with a lot of enemy pyros spamming flares>Slurp up a dozen crits>Start ashing niggers
Just found out the Bushwacka 20% damage vulnerability downside is only active when sniper is actually holding it. That's so gay
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>>575441096shotgun is better if you have a medic because you don't worry as much about losing health from rocket jumping
>>575447445I want to get a strange Ullapool Caber and name it "The Samson Option"
>>575556748
>>575512013one time I had 2 engis on a new glitched map building teles to help an enemy spy get into our spawn. they were literally saying what they were doing in chat.I try to kick one of them and the vote fails. they ended up kicking me instead. I genuinely don't understand what's going through the average pubber's head.
>>575540010>not completely bad, since it did manage to kill someonethat doesn't mean it's a good sentry spot, just that it caught someone off-guardkilling a single blu team member isn't that valuable because they respawn so quicklyin that spot even a scout could take it out by peeking it, and then you've wasted all that time to kill one guy whose death probably wasn't even that important
>>575557430>it used flamethrower particle calcs for its projectile for some reasonthat's how its "damage enemies that are retreating" behavior worksnormal projectiles that pierce enemies only damage each enemy they hit once (see: Huntsman/RR/Crossbow in MvM)
>>575572641
>>575573705>"normal projectiles that pierce enemies">Look inside>Huntsman, Rescue Ranger and Crusader's Crossbow projectiles which are stopped by the first enemy they hitHuh?
>>575576303>in MvM
Team Fabulous 2 is pigshit.
this is basically /pol/tard food but the thought occurred to me today that its genuinely a toss up between whether more tf2 players have nazi objectors vs ones who have tranny flag objectors
>>575578702what about transgender nazis
>>575519821Filtered
>>575583469NOT FUNNY.
>>575583469there's one good thing to come out of azumanga
Dispenser took 20
Team Fabulous 2 won.Demofloyd is pigshit.
>>575578640So true, brother
Via is Pigshit.
DONβT STOP GAMBLING
>>575591947We don't tolerate racism here.
He's so perfect bros
>>575585001nah, azumanga is great all around >>575519821 has no taste
>>575590694>fagboy hates peak TF2 soulWhy did we lose Shallow God (RIP, known mario_kart enjoyer) but kept this turd?
Gee I wonder why nobody good comes here anymore and youre left with posters like bagboy
>>575597661Because nobody has decided to kill Viva yet personally
I heard 2 different players micspam the same part of the backrooms movie, what does that mean?
ofc the spammer finally gets a 3day, only for the beaner to show up and ruin what should've been a fine midweek
>>575598894Murder is bad.
>>575599261Not when its against turks and viva
>>575599312They are innocent people.
>>575585001>>575597153paizuri and baby making sex
>>575599139we also still have the floydautist's spam
>>575597661Shallow God was just a normal fragposter, Viva meanwhile is a obsessed attentionwhore, just like all tripfaggots he doesn't care if his sole purpose ITT is to be made fun of as long as he gets replies.
>>575600076Demofloyd isn't the person who keeps posting baby making sex.
196im talking about you, buddy
>>575600196roach
Egg
>>575601371singular?what a disappointment
>>575601687Eggs
>>575601371>>575601749repeated egg making sex with meowscarada
>>575519407Like you've been told. You missed the boat to buy unusuals and if you buy in at these prices for non emporium slop the top traders are going to collude to make sure you quicksell it to one of them at a loss. Its unlikely tf2 will ever see a resurgance and the market is only ever going to get worse not better
>>575590967So true, brother
radical on-topic post broski, I sure hope nobody reports it
>>575607240most on topic post itt
>>575599261Yet viva is addicted to gore videos and even got a permaban for posting gore once
Business idea: We give allow medic to do a nail gun jump like in quake
>>575608403stop replying to itr & i>>575608661what if his nailgun had less spread, the projectiles were a little faster, and they healed teammates by +2 hp per syringe so crossbow users wouldn't get pissy?
>>575608891But that's a crossbow in a gun format. My line of thinking is in exchange for giving up the ability to heal from afar and damage enemies with his bow, he can get more mobility, verticality and better chance at running away from the enemy. Valve pls
>>575609380>But that's a crossbow in a gun formatNot... really? One is a sustained damage weapon for kiting enemies, one is a long range weapon that heals in large bursts. One is more for self defense, the other is for team support. Multiple weapons can share similar attributes.In any case, I don't think medic should be an even more slippery bastard than he already is; he's the second fastest class in the game and he can basically fly by damage surfing
stop trying to make syringe guns viable. medic is perfectly balanced as is
>>575609728>he can basically fly by damage surfingeveryone except heavy takes the same knockbackmed mains just practice surfing more
>>575610091as someone who plays a lot of everything. there is a boost when you don't have to focus on combat and focus 100% on reading your opponent's movements
>>575610091"everyone" "takes" "the" "same" "knockback" but the higher your base movespeed, the tighter you can turn while airstrafing without losing speed
>>575611881spy has had med's movement speed for over a decade checkmate athiest
>>575611881What a "retarded" way to "speak" "pers se"
There's a bunch of trans people on a US skial server who think what happened to Kirk is hilarious.
>>575613569Wasnt that like 7 months ago?
>>575613569goycattle have no soul, news at 11
>>575613569why are you playing on skial on first place?
>>575613569>the creatures that killed him (besides is) think that killing him is funnyfunny how that is
>>575613027And?>>575613481>pers se"Retard"
>>575613830Oh yeah. The shooter was also a tf2 playing trans furry.
>>575613569Yeah but have you seen the tf2 sniper edits? they are funny.
>>575613998Wouldnβt be surprised if he were part of the furtress group
>>575600196hey be nice to her, she doesn't know any better.
three days go by too fast
Fire damage should completely halt healing until it's put out. Make Pyro the anti medic character
>>575615558what is blud talking about
>>575615891Maybe he's jamming out to the song Days Go By by Dirty Vegas
fat beaner above
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ack-tchuah-lee second banana is better
>>575616684It is
>>575613769Their servers are good.
>>575615629tbf it does slow healing and it makes vacc resistances less effective iirc, so it's already kinda there
>>575613998He wasn't trans.
>>575617104>playing with boring normalniggers and troons>no no words verboten>no sprays>can't play anything that's not 2fort, turbine and payload slop 24/7
>>5756174652fort and turbine are fun maps.
>>575617306Astroneer is such boring game, no wonder this lil nigga went crazy.
>>575617630not the same replayability as something like dustbowl
I can't believe someone liked playing on pl_odyssey so much they made a movie out of it
>>575616490EtF2AP #3045 - 490 is WRONG about EVERTHING, a weighted response >intro + our history of heavy playing + going over previous drama we had (0:00-30:35)>tomislav is actually the worst option in 90% of scenarios you should be in (30:36-01:20:30)>his medic gf is a paid actor with a voice changer, going through his trade history + timeline of events and interviewing him (01:20:31-02:40:30)>you should rev up as little as possible actually due to rev up ramp-up damage (02:40:31-03:12:10)>secondary? It depends (03:12:11-04:40:35)>it's (almost) always GRU (04:40:36-05:26:20)>490 is a shitter at the game (05:26:21-06:02:50)>raging against 490 for daring to being a friendly and how it's ruining the game (06:02:51-06:30:12)>our own outro and circlejerking what a shit video we just saw (06:30:13-07:02:04)
I liek the le huo long heater :3
>>575622449I'm in your house.
>>575623131Whatever you do do not open the box
>>575623541baby making sex with marine
>>575620112this was better without the flag in the backyes, i know why it's there>>575622449but the ammo drain.
>>575621070I'm making a video about the Tomislav. Think the >>>/demo/ video, but for a screaming american). I'm doing some research into the phenomenon on why some people (generally of lower skill or experience with the item) think this excellent weapon is bad.The reason I'm sending this message to you specifically is because you are one such example of a notable figure coping about the Tomislav. You have a video where you call it the worst, comparing it to the Brass Beast (lol?) and Natascha, and the excuses you gave in reply comments were poor. This poor research poor willingness to practice and utilize the item does not help its reputation and gives the Impression of a bandwagon rather than a genuine attempt to understand and improve at using the item.Rather than just rudely make an example of you in a video with millions of views without any warning, I decided to give you a heads up and a chance to defend your stance. To be clear, you are not the only subject matter worth talking about. This cope is everywhere and is a symptom of players not doing any research into how the item works, not practicing their air movement, etc. I also recommend watching Big Joey's 2-part video series which exposed the hate as overblown, as Valve was incorrect in their patch notes. The 1-second damage and accuracy penalty isn't even real accuracy and damage penalties now reset when the Heavy spins down.
only use minigun. simple as
And the Fists Of Steel!
>>575616490>pub footage of me demolishing 10 hour F2Ps so you know I mean business (22:24-23:37)Also features in Spy frag videos
>>575622449why
TF2 class fun tier list >S+ FUN TIER :33333DEMO MAN, BIG DAMAGE, CASUAL KINGSOLDIER, FLYING AROUND FRAGGING OUT PHLOG PYRO / FLANK PYRO, LE EPIC DAMAGE HAHA >D tiereverything else>G tierspy 99% of lifes>N tierEngineer, wagie simulator
>>575625097>this was better without the flag in the backYou're right, here you go. It's just you know who trying to force another shitty meme
>>575630329breed the cook
>>575629393It just cuts off to another clip when you hear or see a Spy decloak at the corner of his view or a Sniper standing menacingly twenty steps ahead of him.
why on god's green earth did they change the minigun so it stopped flinching snipers past 512 hammer units, or whatever distance it is? what were they thinking?>oh no, we can't have the biggest and slowest guy suppress the long range specialist every couple seconds, oh no no no no noooo superintendent chalmers, only the finest dogshit changes here at valve hq, family recipe!
>>575630329putting a bun in fempyro's oven
>join doublecross as caber demo>Engie in the other team starts building on our roof >binds every kill>I destroy it with pipes and change back>Does it again, and again>I go engie and build on bridge lookig at our roof>I kill him once>twice>thrice >He says fuck you in chat and disconnects???
Kill Viva
Bag Viva in a brown bag
>>575613998What are the chances he likes fempyro like our resident furry schizo
When your Steam friend accidentally sends you a photo of himself cosplaying as your waifu... again...
why are there so few unusual pestering jesters
>>575644003It's gay
>>575630329plap the cook
is it possible to find unusual by looking at people backpacks on some website or noi cant find anyone with an unusual pestering jester
>>575645424yescheck the trading sites in the OP or check the steam marketplace
>627schizo projection
>>575613569i wouldn't say hilarious, but amusingly ironic>>575613998not even close to true lmao
>>575645424If you pay for backpack premium you can scan any public backpack, but good luck getting someone not selling to accept a random add
>>575651952He was a goy until he slightly turned his nose (heh) to israel and then they sent out mr gun rabbi and gayshot to get him
>>575651952>I'm not a tranny and [tranny opinion]no one believes you
Shame what happened to kogasatopia. It was the only server I really found fun.
>>575655574It's still active almost daily?
>>575655667the owner is an actual faggot though and made a bunch of changes so bad all the cool people left
such as?
How many hours do you have?I have 76 in 10 years.
>>575651952based
good night
>>575655036based*
The amount of chuds who want medic nerfed is genuinely concerning. Only masochists and women main that class, maybe like half a percentage of tf2 players. Taking away the only weapon that makes medic fun just because it βle hecking conflicts with his roleβ is a bad argument. Why donβt people channel that energy into hating on sn*per instead? Maybe itβs because the chuds are spy and sniper mains themselves. Leave my medic gfs alone. Let me frag.
who is diddyblud talking to
Night time is Sniper time
>>575661853The only time I've heard of "remove medic or the medigun or rework medic" is from a couple of retards on /v/ who are probably in the same dopamine chaser crowd that play the newest shooters that have no clue wtf they're talking about.Also sniper mains won by getting the sandman and amby nerfed. I still miss when those weapons used to be fun. I tried to play a bit on castaway, but the players are too sweaty for my liking. At least in casual it's only half the time.
loadouts for this feel?
>>575664951Cleaner's Carbine
Have you all been respecting the sight line lately?
LAST ONE ALIVE, LOCK THE- MEDIC! *wheeze*
>>575655574This but goblincock
>>575664258would snifft.ranny
>>575664421Causal is home to the smelliest gaymers in existence. Whatβs worse is the fact that they always queue to popular maps with a pocket med.
>>575655587Stfu retard. It stopped being funny/quirky after the 10th time you posted that in this thread.
>>575672246what makes you the arbiter of what is funny?
>>575672246Do the needful for spam
>>575665009I hate that you can't charge it with your other weapons. It feels retarded to go around as a sniper plinking people with the CC until you have it charged and then to back to sniping. Just really weird gameplay-wise>It would be too strong because your rifle would charge it in one shotJust change it so it needs 2000 damage dealt to charge or something like that
Can someone explain how Mann Co. is allowed to function without getting sued for copyright infringement of some sort? I can understand Scrap and Marketplace but Mann Co.'s name is just directly taken from the game
>>575674304thank god you don't balance things
>>575674413Valve doesn't really care about enforcing the TF2 IP for some reason. Even when they C&D'd TF2C for using the name, they went completely radio silent after for years, and then TF2C just started back up again and Valve didn't care or respond. (before the Steam release)
cute fresh install SHOCKED by people dancing together in spawn
they are not cute
>>575675282the guy has his 2026 merc badge and professor speks on, its the tf2 equivalent of coming across a newborn squirrel in the woods or something
>>575674413I look up the trademark and Valve had never registered it in the first place.It's 100% legal.
>>575633136It was introduced on the same update where Cozy Camper got in.It was probably one of many effect Valve thought off when they brainstorming idea for Cozy Camper but fucked it up and made it universal.
>Remove Razorback>Remove Darwin's Danger Shield>Move flinch immunity to Cozy Camper>Sniper rifle can only crit when fully chargedThere, the game is tolerable again
>>575676507>remove kunai>remove dr>remove diamondback>remove spicycle
>remove drI know pocket meds are annoying but do we really need to go that far?
>>575676507>razorback gives sniper a fire damage vulnerability>danger shield makes sniper slower in exchange for afterburn immunity and MAYBE keep the fire damage resistance>agreed>sniper rifle has a headshot delay of 0.33 or 0.40 instead of 0.20more realistic
>>575676801Like clockwork, whenever sniper balance as a topic appears in the thread there will be a snipertroon to deflect towards spy>>575676919>razorback gives sniper a fire damage vulnerability>danger shield makes sniper slower in exchange for afterburn immunity and MAYBE keep the fire damage resistanceNah those items that exist to defend against entire damage types are outright retarded. Like the vaccinator they should never have been added>sniper rifle has a headshot delay of 0.33 or 0.40 instead of 0.20Being able to quickscope at all after enemies get into close range is most of why sniper is bullshit. Removing quickscopes entirely doesn't hurt sniper's intended role at all, a good sniper would still be pumping out a fully charged headshot every 3 seconds>more realisticNone of these changes are ever getting added anyway, what realism are you angling for? Making these changes palatable for Eric?
reminder that eric is a fat useless nigger who wont even fix cosmetic color areas
>>575677320it's more realistic to rebalance them than outright remove them imhothe realism im angling for is if someone were to add these to a community server, they'd be an easier pill to swallow than outright banning them like a compfag, which would get more people joining>trade a strength against spy for a weakness against pyro>tanky item makes you slower, like a crocodile>camping item makes you better at camping>quickscope change doesn't affect low skill snipers (good), only nolife snipers (as intended)
Ooops! Missed >>575677446 one!
I wonder what TF2 would feel like if there was a map that wasn't a TF2 map but something massively wide and open like a Battlefield map. Imagine a D-Day Normandy landing map but instead of WW2 soldiers fighting it's TF2 mercs in a 24v24
My mercs dress better than me>More variety of outfits>More pricey clothesI just wear thrift shop shit, mostly tshirts sweatpants hoodies
all heavy upper body cosmetics should have a bullets/no bullets option
>>575680231there's nothing stopping you from buying the nicer clothes at the thrift shop
>>575676507It's pretty funny sniper has gotten balance towards him on a silver platter.>razorback>darwin's>sandman nerf>amby nerfwtf was valve thinking???I guess if volvo were to at least revert amby, it would be a good counter to the razorback that denies stock spies.
>>575681354the shitty part is that the amby is still fine at taking care of razorback snipers, just exclusively from point blank ranges, and dumbasses will use that argument to defend the amby nerf
>>575672980If you think repeating the same quip 13 times in a thread is funny you're 100% an autismo.
>>575681651The Amby nerf was good, the only issue is it didn't nerf sniper in the same patch. Dead Ringer + Spycicle niggers popping headshots and being unpunishable were obscene. In any multiplayer pvp game you can have certain loadouts/characters/playstyles have a higher skill ceiling than others but only to a limit. God Amby gunspies couldn't 1v12 but they could 1v6 the same way god snipers can shut down a whole part of the map.Amby nerf only feels egregious because sniper continued being untouched.
razorback>backstabs still kill you>spy gets stunned for longer and takes like 50 damageAllows spy to kill sentry camping snipers whilst still providing something of an upside for your team and doesn't fuck over YER.
>>575683005It should block backstabs but there's no stun. It gives you a guaranteed 0.8 seconds to react but if you're a clueless retard with no awareness of anything outside your scope and can't even notice your razorback depleting, the spy just shanks you again
What is the worst weapon, really?
>>575682774Sounds like the problem wasn't the amby, but the dead ringer (which was rightly nerfed). There's so much revisionist history now that blames the ambassador for the pre-nerf dead ringer's efficacy>>575683274Either the bison or sun on a stick
>>575683453>Sounds like the problem wasn't the amby, but the dead ringer (which was rightly nerfed)More than one thing can be a problem at a time.
Ambassador nerf is unjustified but it's far from being completely neutered like sandman.
>>575682718I appreciate the dedication and unwillingness to back down>>575683274I personally really hate the BB
>>575684771BB?
>>575685023Yeah, I hate that fucking item so much
>>575685023Bivaβs Bedigun anon. What are you a tourist?
>>575683274Hot HandOther shit weapons might have some niche use even if rare or needing a complicated setup, meanwhile the Hot Hand will be always shit even when used "efficiently">Damage dived between two swings which still amount to less than stock melee damage>Upside is a pitiful speed boost that's shorter than that of the Axtinguisher (which isn't even that weapon's main upside)It's basically Pyro's Holy Mackerel except instead of making it a reskin it's just a shit weapon made to be a meme for the funny slap in the killfeed
>>575683274The Eviction Notice, as it completely fails to do what the weapon is meant to do, killing people.It's a melee weapon on the slowest class in the game that not only slowly kills the user for having it out, but also deals fuck all damage to enemies.
>>575648321>not even close to true lmaoHe had a tranny boyfriend, so it was close
>>575683749Just because it can be, doesn't mean it is
>>575687316The eviction notice is the hot hand but worse, so by that metric the hot hand cannot be the worst. Also it IS funny.
>>575683274Eviction notice.I would elect bison and pomson but both these weapons have niche use in MVM.Tribalman's shiv and amputator as honorable mentions because both these weapons simply got powerscaled by cloak armor and double regen medigun respectively.
>>575691409do you mean crit heals? the amputator benefits from that iirc when doing the taunt
>>575691874Self health regen.When medic heals someone, he gets 6-12 HP regen instead of 3-6 HP.
