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fuck you niggers telling me to pull on card banners this happened twice already
Digitan LOVE
>>575463741Will we get Digital IDs, WW3 or Almond Eye first?Im legit quitting if Digital IDs or WW3 happens.Im just sick of Tamamo's chosen umas
Howdy gamers! It's the first Muv-Luv Monday of Grand Live! Free pulls on the Tachyon/Light Hello banner have ended today and I hope everyone got what they wanted out of the banner. Now that we can finally redeem those pities we can actually play the scenario instead of letting auto-training condemning our umas to solitary slave labor (that's what I've been doing this past week at least).I hope all of you hit a quick and easy retention in class 6, since it seems like the needle is slowly starting to move up again. Aside from that I don't really have much to say... the cm looks like it will suck ass so I'll be focused on revamping my own TT squad and simply half-assing an ace with 2 debuffers and seeing how far that gets me. Hope you have a pleasant week!Already burnt out by the scenario? Gotten fucked over by cygames' totally legit 3* rates? Thinking about just taking the scenario off and coming back to Grand Masters? Well how about using all that free time you've just gained by reading hit visual novel series Muv-Luv? The steam sale is still on (it feels like the game spends more time on sale than off at this point) and right now is as good a time as any to get into it. And even if you aren't taking the scenario off, I KNOW some of you guys have 50min windows of doing nothing that could be spent reading!
silly......
Dia a cute!
do you guys think i should use the selector on nakadashi wit
well i didnt get anything from the free pulls so im skipping the whole scenario
Is this bitch worth pulling on for more? Or is she runnable at 1lb? Because that'd free up my borrow slot for a summer maru or something
>>5754647050 special priority roaming card is actively shooting yourself in the foot in a scenario that wants rainbows above all.
wahey
be faster next time
>>575464696A cute
>>575464682Me on the right.I was actually shocked at how bad my luck was. I was hoping for a halfway decent spook in addition to plenty of the banner rate up cards and I got garbage on top of garbage. Thank fuck I had 130k saved
>>575464613
>>575464674Uh bro you should go back when LArc starts instead. GM is worse since everyone is forced to borrow 3 ancestors
Press F to pay respects to all the anons that ragequit and dropped the game because of their Tachyon/LH pulls.F
>>575464705slowly bvild up your bakushin
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>575464914Did you mean, Lacrosse?
>>575464914I've heard it sucks but I want to roll on a lot of stuff in GM.... (not ancestors though)
Anons, just to know, if the 2 SP bonus song does not appear before the second concert, glue?Same for the 3 SP bonus song when its available right? If I dont get these before the next concert after they are available, Im better off restarting, is that how making aces in GL works?
>>575464820wtf
>>575464929How bad was it so far? I only got 1 Light Hello
FYI anonsLH/tachyon are not in the pool until their banner ends so dont bother waiting through the teio free rolls
thank you golshi
>>575464778she has pretty linear growthyou get 5 more TE at 2LBand she gains initial Speed at 3LB+ but who cares?
GM is gonna be so ass, a month of playing a gimped scenario because cygames tried to pull a jew trick and release the pal support a month after it released, when all celebration events were over, and people wasted all their carrats
>>575465007Kek
>>575464635digitalID schizo please give me a qrd on what you keep talking about
>>575465183stop posting smug finemos
>>575465187wait what the fuck, is that real
>>575464914I appreciate you actually reading the whole post. Hope you have a nice week bro.>>575465007Good one
>>575464778She’s usable at LB1 and maxes out her usefulness for the most part at LB2 with the extra 5 TE
>>575463883???why the fuck is cygames never clear about this shit
Waiting for the free pulls to play GL was a blessing because it made you forget how shit GL is
>>575464674muvluv is one of the worst VNit's so bad it makes steinsgate look goodthe protagonist has to be the most boring of them all and that is crazy considering emiya is the competition
>>575465183Sick, I mangaged to get my tachyon MLB'd in the 110 pulls along with that one I just yanked so I'm feeling pretty lucked out. Can finally replace my sweep with another mlb speed ssr
>>575446907>>575447893well I got 2 Tachyons from today's free pull, so I have to eat crow. First time I ever got anything good from supoka free pulls. MLB Tachyon, 3LB Light Hello, 60 tickets, 60 free pulls, 33k carats spent. I don't see how that could have gone much better, desu.
remember to put maverick in your skill hints in auto. i wont explain why
>>575465187Global will get an exclusive 100 free rolls trust the umaplan
Tachyon LOVE
>>575465337V your fatass never read a single VN
It really is cute how little Stego is. It's especially funny seeing her next to Lala like this, and then remembering the scene where she pops up out of nowhere just to give Lala candy.
>>575465261yeah lmao, there also something about not releasing a pal card but wait ancestors is a group card so we kept our promise
Very wise woman.
>>575465254and what if I don't?
>>575465261yeah
>slow metabolism right at the start>play it out>never cures itself even to the end of junior yearEither gl disables any way to cure yourself, or this game is straight dogshit.
She’s so cute
Another scenario with barely usable pal card (1lb) and borrow slot locked to borrowing Tach.
>>575465261scroll down to february and see for yourself https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history?server=ja&year=2023&type=all
>>575465261YeppersThey said they were not going to release a pal card, so what they did instead was release a group card a month later
>3lb tach 1lb LH with 2 redeemable pities>not even a pacekek but basically mandatory to MLB tach and leave LH at 2lb
MLB tachyon in 370 pulls, got 3LB LH along the way as well as off-banner dasca and marui don't think i'll do the extra 30 pulls for MLB LH
I drooled all over my hand while backreading on the toilet. Uma for this feel
>>575464682I pulled prepared to be Curren and ended up being Falco
>>575465445>pops up out of nowhere just to give Lala candyGrandma behavior
I'm waiting until tomorrow to really make sure the free roll transferred to Teio before finishing the spark
>>575465541>>575465556>>575465447imagine they combine the banner with ramonu for global
>>575465506if you do non-speed trainings, there's a small chance you can remove the debuff. But it's fairly rare. Just visit the infirmary, retard
3LB Tachyon in 200, super lucky!However, no light hello. I could crystal tachyon and use the spark on 0LB light hello…or just borrow lock light hello the whole scenario and cope.
>>575465735That would be amazing, but they wont
>>575465187So throne two, electric boogaloo?
>>575465735haha, just like how THRONE was going to be released at the beginning of MANT and not 5 days before the URA/Unity changes
>>575465187ancestors is two weeks after ramonu
>spent extra 10 pull (410) because of dogshit UI and stupid monkey brainAUUUUUUUUGH
>>575465676
>>575465649The funniest part is it seems to be a recurring thing because one of Lala's home screen lines has her mention that Stego just randomly dropped by to give her candy, and she's really confused as to why.
Every time there's a new scenario or it comes time to roll for new cards I remember how much I fucking hate this game's gacha and gameplay systems with a passion. It just doesn't feel worth it to even care if you're not giga-whaling. It'd be so much simpler to be someone who exclusively cares about pulling for Umas and waifu collecting, but the desire to make my favorites also strong is too much.
>>575465187>unity 1.0 sucked>mant was game-killingly awful>GL is ass>GM will be assSo the only time this game was good was the brief 2 week period of unity2?
>put tachyon as a borrow>no one borrows itwhy the fuck was my lb0 summer maru getting more borrows
>>575465818ancestors actually helps a lot with the scenario gimmick instead of being an SP inflation method like throne
I have Rickeyyou don't
I will never ever again go for the extra energy in a food event. Bricked THREE runs already
>>575465586I'm at 340 pulls, 60 of which were free and 60 tickets burned, got mlb Tach and 3lb LH. I'm not finishing the spark either.
GET ZERO
Don't tell metafags this but most speed cards after GL are almost similar, with the exception of skills obviously, so F2P fags don't need to sweat over Tachyon if they got Kitasan
>>575466016>unity 1.0 suckedno one said this >mant was game-killingly awfulthis is true, a gameplay-focused scenario that takes 50 minutes per run was a bad idea>GL is assonly because anons don't know how to play yet since all they have done is background auto>GM will be assother than the whole three ancestors fiasco the scenario itself is really simple, just extremely RNG heavy when it comes to currency, yes, even more than GL
>have your energy bar at full>every +energy restore event in this game:
>>575466074your trainee is a fat FUCK
so what did we learn?
Morning
>>575466018what is the genesis of kita holding the crash nitro box
>>575466016Unity 1.0 is funMANT was genuinely enjoyable, I just think it took too longGL is ass, its RNG and boring
>>575466376I think I like men
>>575466347Well yeah she Cap as in peak, still it cost me 3 runs. She is on a diet until GC is over
>>575466314>just extremely RNG heavy when it comes to currency, yes, even more than GL
>>575466018Because everyone is trying to roll it for themselves anyway. You need to roll weird banner (but still useful) shit if you want people to use your cards.
Mambo!
>>575466390You already posted in the thread tho V
Would you rather look at anons cock for 30 minutes or play a lowroll GL run for 30 minutes?
>>575466595I think I would just watch family guy clips on youtube for thirty minutes
>>575466314No. GL is assI've kirkenuinely tried to play it at least 5 times but the best I can produce is some 1250/700/700/700/700 npc dogshit uma
I think I’ll use my spark 2 LB Tachyon and keep Light Hello as 0*I use the crystals to MLB once the free rolls are done
>>575466773You should spend carats before using crystals
>>575466314GM gets a pass because Darley Arabian is an absolute sexo bombshell
>>575466595Neither. I'm trying to build a new personality that isn't playing uma and posting on /uma/ all day. I've ruined myself for the past year
>>575466314Holy revisionism Everyone hated unity 1.0 and near perfect runs randomly being bricked by riko
>>575466773the free pulls ARE done, invest another 200 pulls before you use a crystal unless you're broke
>>575466018I assume you only did it after the free rolls. I MLB'd first day and I'm getting 100+ everyday
do the grandparents matter for summer golshi parent?I'm thinking going for 9 power on blue and that's it
>>575467027she's also the only good effect out of the 3 lmao
>>575466595neither, I'm botting and doing chalice dungeon runs, I need those radial Cold Abyssals now
anons if the best songs are not showing in time before the next concert should I just restart? trying to get the hang of GL now that I have MLB tachyon
Quit all 5 borrow runs already
>>575467035I’ve built a personality of being an amateur gun nut at work.
>"wakes up">starts spammingSuch a sad life
i think i'll keep creek as my borrow card despite MLBing tachyon, too many peoole changed their borrow to tachyon and i'm a free thinker
>>575467336far too large
>>575466595We no longer have to pick. Autorun while looking at Anon's cock.
>>575466740shitters like you make me angry
Good morning friends!!
3 songs in junior year btw
>>575467402But that's sheeple mentality
you guys don't ACTUALLY quit your runs right?
is umamusume the first experience for lot of people just how scummy cygames can be?
>>575467615Finishing a run that has no potential to be good is a waste of time and effort
>>575467560>Press speed rainbow: The scenarioWaw
>>575467663I didnt play a lot of gacha before so uma is my first cygames game, yeah
>>575467615I quit because I lost february stakes and got 69970 fans and the SP song didnt show up
>>575467663i think umamusume is the first experience for a lot of people for how scummy gacha games are in general
It is time to sleepUmasumi
>>575467663Uma isn't even the worst of it, Granblue exists and is much, much worse.
>>575467891Gn!
>>575467916nobody dahbys like this
This is sucks ass man. What were they thinking? MANT was ass and this is as bad in other ways. When did their scenarios get better?
MLB Tachyon (with spark) and 1LB Hellofeeling comfy
>>575466314Unity cup 1.0 did suck. 5 double circles and losing the last race got old real fast. People did not return to Unity cup after everyone got tired of MANTGL is ass. Having to glue a run because I couldn't get a set of songs by the 1st concert is bad design. I should be able to make a usable horse in spite of not having those songs.
>>575467615they don't know how good they have it here, japanese gacha are just grindy, while chinese and korean ones are the real torture
>>575467615I used to hate doing it, but now I do. If I get less than 650SP by debut I just nuke the run because if it's that bad pre-debut it won't get better after.
>>575465187they'll accelerate that one I bet
MLB Tachyon in 200 rolls. Sorry I took all lucks bros lmao. I'll frame this on my wall to commentate this insane feat
>>575468070idk the only chinese gacha gameI play was azur lane and that game is very generous with rolls. Mostly because they squeeze players with softcore porn l2d skins
Accidentally started an auto run award
>>575468164your light hello bwo?
>>575468197azure lane is like 12 years old so its foundation was GBF and FGO, so a grindy fest that's generous when it feels like it
>>575468164Tachyon STOPPP, I NEED THE LUCK FOR THE MEJIRO
So what's the ideal deck for rickey given she has no inate recovery? I've managed to farm up and 8* stam parent and can borrow a 9* one so should I skip using my mlb creek?
>>575468458suzuka
>>575468535The welfare suzuka...?
>>575468624no the gacha Speed SSR
rape the Finemoposter
>>575468684Doesn't that give unrestrained?
I just noticed that there is nothing in the upper right corner right now.Has this ever happened in global before?
>>575468379lb2 after exchanging the spark. I'm definitely not getting any ssrs in the cb support banner
>>575468795She's a scenario card that gives Trackblazer (Gold heal)
>>575468854LOOOOL DOXXED
>>575467461>3>>575467537good morning!>>575467891gn!
>>575468894Oh I see, does that come at the end of the career? I haven't played it yet
>>575468894anon the welfare one has that normally
This game sucks...
Today was the last day?
Has anyone read the GL story yet? I never see anyone talk about it.
>>575469017Yeah, near the end of the career. Just like NSM in unity>>575469037Why would he use the shit welfare card tho
>>575468943oh no anon dont dox me hellpppp
>>575468984It's 2.37kb but 4chan rounded up for some reason
>>575467142It makes sense doe
>>575469143gacha suzuka is not good
I want to conduct Operation Cacao with Bobo.
>>575469143Gotcha, thanks! I have 2lb smaru, mlb tachyon, and mlb kita. Who do you think I should sub out since I am borrowing that card now?
Briefly "playing" global and I've gotta say, I didn't know you guys didn't have filters for your skills. I was trying to filter and realized the option wasn't there. Actually somewhat funny, really. I guess it makes sense though, there's not a lot of skills to go through now unlike later on in the game's life.
>don't really like loud places like clubs>probably not going to like waving glowsticks>but kinda bored maybe should try something newI dunno guys should I try to go to the LA grand stage event?
>>575469158good then
>>575469298imagine the smell
>>575469298if you do, bring ear plugs
>>575469298Its a new memory, life's all about them
the more I play the new scenario, the more I hate it. It drives me up a wall
Can someone explain to me why Summer Gold Ship is a TT parent?>You trigger 2 random gold skills when her special procs.Ok?
Since we have auto now and there's a half tp event going on does the story event still only need 1m points to get all rewards or are they going to raise that?
Should I borrow that new Golshi for every TT UMA that I make? Her inherit is a free gold proc, right? Can it proc the same one twice? I know it can proc a usually unproccable one, but will it always target that one or just a random one you already can proc?ty
>>575469298You'll get raped.By me, even.
>>575469189Def better than the free one>>575469236You need to use Maru for her skills, Kita has better skills than Tach too for Fronts so I would drop Tach.
What does 'pattern' mean in this image
>>575469551it makes more points to proc more gold skills
>>575469298if you don't feel nervous around a lot of people i think you'll have a blast, remember there's people like you, you're also not forced to wave the glowsticks but trust me you'll want to once you get into the mood
>>575469584>>575469551It will proc a random gold sill from your list of golds. It can theoretically proc a gold with a cooldown like curvature, menaing that can go off tiwce. However, usually it will just tirgger a skill that would have gone off anway. It's still a must inherit because TT is a meme mode so meta unique inherits dont matter and the higher consistency is valuable
>>575469298No, you should stay reclusive at home and never experience anything past your 2D screen
>>575468804its overthey fucking hate useos in 2 hours
>>575469717How many techniques you need to buy before you can buy a song
>>575469785makes sense. OK, thank you. I'll just grab a good borrow with it. Cheers fren
I'm absolutely broke on support points now
>>575469626I'll try that out, thanks anon!
>>575469886No problem dude, good luck getting a high score.
>>575469553supposedly auto may not give you event pointsi don't believe that though, it gives you fans and sashes and all other rewards, why not event points too
luv Shichi
i have MLB tachyon and will have 1LB maru for my CM17 front decks, but still rely on SRs for my wit. should i borrow an MLB wit and use welfare suzuka for the gold recovery or borrow gacha suzuka and keep running wit SRs?feel like the answer is kinda obvious but want to see if borrowing gacha suzuka is at all worth it
FIVE BORROW FIVE TIMES FUCKED UP SONGS
>>575470078this track has no downhills, which is why stamina is so important, but it also makes wit less important
>>575470053No one says this
>>575469717>people will unironically fall for jewtuber slop AGAIN and will abandon borrows when they don't get 5 songs in first year
>>575469140Light Hello was a fan of a senpai of hers but that senpai never won a race, neither did Hello, so she was never the main singer, the senpai I mean.years goes by she gets addicted to boozeDecides to recreate, the grand concert, it was a thing before but racing got too popular and they changed to the current model where there is a concert after every race but not every uma gets the chance to shine, The recreation of the grand concert allows everyone to get the chance to be the main singer and transmit their feelings, both the umas to the fans and the fans to the umas(you) help her out together with a few other umas in getting the approval from tracen board to do the massive concert at the end, the concents in the middle of the career is to gather interest in the grand concertSomething like that
>>575469298It is going to be sold out within a minute you better lock the hell in if you are even considering the "option"
I fucking hate all of you
>>575469717>carryoverthis shit is so retarded
>>575470214fronts need high wit to win the mid-race regardless of downhills thougheverbeit
It's for TTWho do I borrow? Yeppers wit?
How bad is the grand masters pull gauntlet? I’ve got 60k budgeted for grand live (one more pity, I have 3lb tach and no LH, is borrow locking it that bad?) and one uma. I currently have 90k carats. Is this stupid? I’ll MLB ramonu and skip guides. And I’d like uma CB.
>>575470336Your Ramonu rolls will go better
>>575470414Whoever has a gold that activates reliably or gives you a lot of skillpoints saved
>>575470409you're not gonna win if you gas out periodwit checks are random anyway, you can high roll with a dumb uma and low roll with a smart uma
>>575470214>wit is not important>missing the gold activation retard
>>575470243I cant even get 4 in the first year...
>>575469717so this is why people are having a bad time with GL? they're trying to get 5 songs before the first new year's event? now I see
>>575469978bless
>>575469717Buy 1 techinique song appears, buy 2 techniques after that and new song appear, buy 3 after and another song and so on>>575470243I'm doing 4 and carry over3 carry3 carry53 dunno if its optimal or not but it works for me
>>575464516Alright chiefs, serious question here. After 200 pulls I have 2LB Tachyon, MLB Creek (somehow), MLB Biko (Somehow) but no copies of Light Hello and 1 Uncap Crystal. Should I exchange for Light Hello or should I go all in on Tachyon? Also, what should I use my Crystal for? For context I am a PaceCHAD.
why is there no last spurt inherit unique?
Now that I have Tachyon I can finally play the game!
>>575469717what
>>575470667all in on tachy and borrow LH
>>575470591that's not what i was talking about bwo...? i'll get the stam from my 15* stam parents and suzuka scenario link gold recovery anyway, what i wanted to know was whether to borrow gacha suzuka for it or run welfare suzuka and borrow a good wit card
>>575470667Exchange for Light Hello and accept that you'll have to borrow Tachyon sometimes. You have good enough speed cards for the scenario, you will hate this scenario without Hello
Light Hello is giving me an adult woman fetish.
>>575470667If you got Kitasan you can accept the loss and use Biko for a change, get light Hello so you can at least avoid being a borrow slave to her
>>575470857wheres your suzuka for the gold heal
>>575470028https://umamusume.com/news/100087/>After the Independent Training log is displayed, the rest of the Career completion process is the same as a normal Career.>Points from ALL TYPES of events, fans earned, Bond Level, and race rewards are obtained the same as in a normal Career.I'm assuming we will get them, all types of events surely includes story event points.At the bottom it lists all the stuff we can't get with auto, unless they just forgot to mention we can't get them, that would be dumb
Maybe I was too harsh on MANT. This has me crashing out more than that shit ever had
>>575471070That's a TT run
>>575470667go all in and spend another 200 pulls. tachyon and LH are both human rights for you being a pacekek
>>575471029you people act like these scenarios are 2 weeks long and not 4 fucking months
>>575471147MANT is so much better than GL lol
>>575468804Why do we have time for days of nothing in our accelerated schedule?
I have tried contacting the catbox admin multiple times as to why his service eats my uploads and gives me 404 errors. I have had this issue before the storage and ram prices skyrocketing. I have had this issue with his service for a long time. I offered to pay for the service in an email. And he didn't respond to that either. After 3 failed attempts of communication with him. I am going to stop using his service and just stick to mega.Here is my hoard. Before you click. This folder contains pornographic images of El condor pasa, twin turbo, mini the lady, and two images of Shinko windy. Artist credits are in the text file.Look forward to more in the future. As to when it is uncertain. But save this link and check back next week or a month.https://mega.nz/folder/0BcRHJ7Q#afa4EIJ_C5Iyy06y0f33BA
>Yeah I'll borrow Light hello GL doesnt have any borrow cards worth using anywayThe Everpresent Backliner Mile card:
>>575471190It drives me insane, man.
>>575471404me too
>MANT apologistslol
>>575471384its because you live in India/Israel isn't it
>>575470918sorry i can't readi think it will depend on the uma's growthslow spd/high wit: use tachyon, maru, welfare suzuka, borrow SSR wit and use 1x SR withigh spd/low wit: use maru, borrow gacha suzuka, use 3x SR wit
>>575471015JOIN USWE LOVE OLDER WOMEN!
>>575470624I also think its because you need some Stam which wasn't that big of an issue in Unity and Trackblazer but its hard to meet the 800 threshold since its the Bakshin game mode. Its why I think well built Unity Umas will beat the Speed max jobbers that will be in this CM's lobby. Real GL starts next CM.
>>575471391That's a power card in the Speed and wit scenario tho
>>575471147>he fell for the "the game gets better at some point" gaslight
>>575469298just cover your ears when oguri sings
so uh what green do I get on rickey for this CM
>>575471404In mant, you can reroll shit. In gl, they just throw absolute garbage at you and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>575470543and who is that
I started this game for manhattan cafe and I don't even have her. I really like Mejiro Ardan though...
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>575471558It's Flash Forward, actually.And are you really opposed to rainbows in more slots than just speed and wit?
>>575471391if the choice is between pulling for LH and pulling for ruby, i'm pulling for ruby, she's relevant for half of the CMs across multiple scenarios
>>575471540I am probably whiter, nerdier, and more irritated that anyone else in this state right now. I saw his blogpost about Brazilians was instantly confused because I know a huehue who has used his service longer with mine and never had a single issue. Even without a VPN.
>>575471543sorry but running 1LB maru (25 priority) and welfare suzuka (50 priority) as my only speed cards sounds like torture factory
Explain it to a n00b. Why do you have to get four songs per concert instead of three? I don't see any visible bonuses when comparing three to four
>>575471547Hags changed my life.
why didn't you MLB both cards in 400 rolls?
>>575471703>And are you really opposed to rainbows in more slots than just speed and wit?The main issue is that it means going down to 2 speed cards and getting anywhere close to 1600 then becomes an issue. And good fucking luck getting speed up with 0% speed growth uma.
>>575471770you'd use tachyon as well
>>575471391>backliner
>>575471770wait i read it wrong FUCK25 priority 1LB maru and 65 priority suzuka as my only speed cards still sounds like shit, even on falco who has 20% spd growth and is one of the fronts i'll bring alogside rickey
>>575471835but I did because I am not a lucklet
I can understand why people quit in a second wave after this now. It was dog shit to dog shit
>>575471812WELCOME TO THE CLUB
When I want Nimble Nav, I only get Fall Runner from FinemoWhen I want Fall Runner, I only get Nimble Nav from Finemo
>>57547180318 songs purchased in a career unlocks the secret event where Light Hello gets drunk after the final concert and starts sucking your dick but she is so drunk she pukes on it
>>575471803You don't need 4 songsThe more songs you get the more buffs you getYou also want to have a song saved for the next concert instantly
>>575471803Earlier bonuses = More snowball= More valueTho I only take three in junior
When they say 5 songs in junior is that including the free song
>>575465337>it's so bad it makes steinsgate look goodkekBut seriously Muramasa is far better than both.
>>575471732>>575471384>I have tried contacting the catbox admin multiple times as to why his service eats my uploads and gives me 404 errorslmaohttps://files.catbox.moe/snk557.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/smztxaqvwfgn95pj.png
>>575471942what other options do you have?
>defending the scenario that statically killed the game forcing cygey to accelerate
>>575471962I like when Bakushin puts glasses on because she looks smart even though you know she's a fucking idiot.
>>575471681*fills your shop with notepads, cat food and max energy drinks*
how long can you use agnes for? wondering if I should spend 1 crystal to mlb it
>>575471864you might have to give up on 1600 speed if it means hitting your other stats. Yes, 1600 speed got buffed to be more effective than just an extra 50 speed, but it's still half as effective after 1200. Greens have twice the value of any speed statpoint over 1200
borrowing super creek is an overkill for this cm if you are using 18 stam sparks anons, save yourselves time and borrow rice power or vodka power
>>575465337You have read exactly zero VNs.
>>575472261Long enough to farm a new crystal
>>575472261Unless you plan on pulling for Jungle Pocket speed next scenario, you will be using Tachyon for like a year most likely
do I need swinging maestro if I have 950 stam?
>>575465437>>575472303bot?
>bro the new scenario sucksyou niggers say this for every scenario, well the good news is cygames introduced auto run now so you can go play other things. Whining on a mongolian basket weaving forum wouldn't achieve anything anyway so Win win here
so, about the new scenario, you spam rainbows to buy things to reach great hype, is that all?
>>575472494No? It's just extremely obvious from the way they write that they don't read VNs.
golds ahoy
>>575472481no
>>575472537but my whining got me the buff URA/Unity earlier
>>575472481Since it's just medium, probably not.
>>575472432>>575472308I'm gonna do it...!
nobody has Yellow falco
>Pulled to 200 day 1, got 1LB Hello 2LB Tachyon, was intending to go to 400 for MLB Tachyon>Now at 250, didn't get anything from the rest of the free pulls>Still have the pity, all three rainbow crystals and 154k carats, oshi is a Pace so I need MLB TachyonI feel like this is the ideal scenario to use the pity + crystal to instantly MLB Tachyon and just use 1LB Hello for the rest of the scenario and hold my carats but it's tempting to pull more and try to get 2LB Hello and MLB Tachyon without having to use it
>>575471835>350 rolls>only 2 offbanner and 1 Tachyon>sparked LH so I can play the scenarioThis shit feels so fucking miserableShould I even try anymore? Save up for the next scenario?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I FINALLY DID IT
>>575472551yes, but there is a thing to consider, if you do not unlock the good songs before the next concert, the run will be worse than it could have been, you can check the song priority in the uma.guide, but the SP and special prio or friendship training are the best songs, ideally you also get 4 songs per live
>>575472689Almost 100 rolls in and all I got was 2 New Years Haru.And a New Years Haru on the Rickey banner.
>>575472736Its only 50, at least go up to 400 before the banner ends
>>575472481>>575472660>>575472598depends on your speed stat. Ooi doesnt have downhills and stam debuffs will be spammed. If you have 1600 speed it will hammer your speed stat even more, too. at 1200 speed you only need like 700 and a gold
>>575472736Do the bare minimum and play for B finals or take the open pill but don't quit if you like the game, i agree 100% gacha blows
>>575472109Nope.
in the next cm my late surger... should have skills for the "back" or for the "front"? considering the debuffer spam...
I'm sorry, I tried to give it a chance but... This scenario is total ass. I can't believe I'm saying it, but MANT is better and i miss it. I miss being able to do something (race) during shitty tuns. I miss whistles. I miss training at 0 energy. I miss being able to slightly manipulate rng instead of praying I get something good while also having requiring tons of rainbows. In MANT you just needed good summers and then a few random good turns. In GL you need rainbows consistently, especially 2+. Having one rainbow sucks. Having 0 rainbows SUCKS. There's no strategy. There's no thinking. You are just playing slot machine.
>120 pulls so far>1lb Hello>0lb Tachyonit's not looking good lads...
>>575472887all of them except endkeks
Is 1 Tachyon going to work?
>>575472736>Not going all the way to 400>Sparked early
>>575472819>>575472736take the open pill bwos
>Agnes>HaruStop that
Just signed my trainee up for a facial-sliming massage.Sounds a bit weird but +20 energy is +20 energy.
I've spent the last 5 days grandparent farming and I've hit stamina exactly twice, and it's been 1 star both times.I did a cope Rickey run with what I had + Super Creek and it was a disaster.The game really really wants everyone to run Xoguri with two debuffers for this CM.
I don't like Agnes.
you know it's kinda funny that your trainee's story is supposed to be playing out side-by-side with the whole grand live thing so like some of these trainees are working through a potentially career-ending injury while also putting on concerts the next day
>>575473020i like Air and Symboli
>slot machineThere it is
>>575469143>Why would he use the shit welfare card thoIf you are using a Front runner, and actually want the MANTblazer skill, then Welfare Suzie is actually pretty good, just like with Wit Bouron.Gacha Suzie is still better, but not so much that its worth using your borrow slot for.
>but MANT is betterstopped reading there
putting my penis in nishino flower's vagina and ejaculating without a condom
Imagine my shock when the game about horse racing has gambling gameplay elements
>>575473278well suzuka also doesn't get much better after 1LB and some people have her lying around like that
>>575471384Anon, did you miss the big banner on the status page that says uploads are disabled for now?
OMG I didn't notice that I had a rainbow crystal. I could have saved 100rolls. Now I have an useless crystal I will never have any use for FUCK
plz answer me
>>575473403He has been turning uploads on and off all week.
not even a week in and MANT apologists already exist, tragic
>>575473446crystals are when you get turbofucked on banners, you're coming out ahead spending 100 pulls vs using one
Got an extra copy for my already MLBd Tachyon from free rolls.
man the special version of Girls Legends U feels like the ending sequence to the entire game
>>575472997I've thought about it but i'm not a huge fan of having a calculator to show if i'm close to A+ or S, I know it's no rocket science, but never been a fan of that kind of minmaxing
>>575473446just use it the next time you get raped in the ramonu banner
Is there a way to practice test the same Uma and be able to tell which is which? Is epithet the only way?
>>575473315>>575473187List 3 things GL does better than MANT (excluding drunk light hello)
>>575472494>anyone who doesn't like me is a bot
I just need one (1) concrete proof that unity umas can beat GL umas then I'll happily drop everything and go back to unity
>>575473564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah7wddPV2I
>>575473556>he didn't save for Teio
>>575472736You will live, I didnt have enough spark to roll for the human right in 0.5 anniversary so I basically was semi-casual for the whole duration. Now I luckshit mlb tachyon and 2lb lh and I realize I just don't have the motivation to sweaty tryharding. The dopamine from luckshitting was better than sex though
>>575473645Fuck off.
>>575472751I see, great hype, 4 songs, anything else I should know
>>575473278There isn't much else to borrow for a Front. Everyone has Kita and FineMo, Bourbon is free, hopefully everyone has at least a 0LB Hello and at least 1LB Maru
>>575473645only because of the rules of the civil society I won't gut you open this very instance for posting this shit
>>575472118just running 3 speed cards and not suffering
>>575473645go back faggot
>>575473576Well? She's waiting
We just need to survive 2 CMs. The moment uma stops requiring 900 stam, it gets comfy
>>575473556that is your iq tax for sparking before free rolls end
>>575473727I skipped pulling cards/was casual for the entirety of MANT (group B third place shitter) it was dogwater but independent training saved the game for global
>>575473613takes 20 minutes to finish 1 runno race rotation spreadsheet autismcards that don't have RB are actually usable
is this game fun?
>>575473645I don't even know who these women are anymore. I think they were in fighting games? not sure
>>575473742this anon has no good wit cards
>>575473645this shit SUCKS
>>575472290>it's still half as effective after 1200Wait, I thought that was for the training part halving the >1200 gains. So after reaching 1200 in speed, whenever I click speed I'm gaining half of the usual stat gain, which in turn gets halved again in its effectiveness in the actual race?
>>575473613have story events available way shorter durationmore deck diversity than using RB sticks like power Marvelous that do nothing all run
>>575473927Do you like banging your head into doing the same shit until you out RNG the RNG?
>>575470414NSM is terrible for Bakushin.Even if you are running as a Pace chaser, its still not the best for TT sprint.Drop Tachyon for wit Bourbon and borrow Maruzen.
>>575473613doesn't take a fucking hournot locked to the same deck for an entire scenariofalco
>>575473982yeah. 1600 speed is actually 1400 speed, essentially. It works the same for the other stats but its more relevant for speed
>>575464682>not a single tachyon>only 3SSR in 200 pulls>0lb LHUsing pity on LH is gonna feel awful
>>575473927h-haha
>>575473982yesyou are effectively training to 2000 speed for 1400 speed
MLB Sweep Tosho or 2LB Tachyon?
>>575473927take a cup and put 20 dice in itkeep rolling until you get a roll where all 20 dice show a 6was that fun? then you can play this game
>>575473927Yeah, but at some point you will have to minmax and save for every new scenario cards. If you don't like that don't bother and just do careers, read stories. Also it's not just a game, I swear that like half of the people who post daily about Umamusume on X barely play the game
I accidentally deleted my 9* power Seiun...Is this it? Is this where I quit? I'm so stupid
I got SSR Agnes Tachyon on final free pull. she was the only SSR in 200 rolls. Do I exchange for 0 LB Hello and borrow MLB Tachyon?Or get LB1 Tachyon and borrow MLB Hello?
>>575474287why didn't you favorite her you retard
>>575474334hello1LB tachyon is literally garbage
>>575474287I wouldn't had done that desu
do the cm17 decks look fine? top is deck for both of my fronts (specifically FM borrow for rickey greens) and bottom is end digitan deck, might make her late and borrow nature/sirius instead of CB. but idk if lates or ends would be better here
>>575474165>>575474225that's a fucking scam
>bro wit has diminishing returns after 900 bro getting 1200+ isn't that important bro>actually, if you don't overcap wit in favor of more stamina your deck is bad and you should try harder both statements come from the same people btw
>vturd posts>gets flamed>hhehe,.... always enjoyed the meltdown here hwhehe
>>575474334exchange for 0lb hello, borrow tachyon
>>575474358I did, but I had her as the wrong icon. I think I made her back when I was doing a CM, and I ran her in the CM so she was marked with a front shoe. I normally mark my UMAs that are good parents with the rice bowl. I was at max stable so I cleared out everything not a rice bowl...>>575474391me neither but whateveri can quit now I guess
>>575473927Fap to the porn and watch stories on youtube and you'll be better off than everyone else
>>575474198>Hololive and Cygames are as inseparable as the US and Israelboth stopped working together after the grubfest disaster years ago bro, cygames has been working with anycolor ever since
>>575474287>one way to truly brick someone's account is by deleting all their parentsShit is scary
>>575474480She's to blame
>>575474402its so that races all generally end around the same time and one uma doesnt have a 20 second lead over everyone else at the end
>5 songs with 6 on prep>All speed cards on orange friendship already>4 good boy point events from LH>Forgot to do Asahi Mile>Oh shit, bought 3 max hint speed skills (Tachyon gave me those)>Hopeless 5thFUCK AHHHH
>>575474572context?
>>575472907lol
>>575474287did she have racing and ignited sparks?
>>575474287you can just run infinite auto run and farm a decent parent back while clearing your backlog bro
Would you sniff your trainee if she asks for it?
>MLB Tazuna>0 Super Creek>MLB Riko>0 Rice Shower>MLB Light Hello>0 TachyonI am convinced my account is cursed to always MLB the new scenario pal card and never pull the other one.
>>575474334Tachyon's apparently only really useful at MLB, so I'd suggest using 0LB LH for the scenario tax and borrowing MLB tachyon instead.
Wtf Auto is cracked???
>>575474621I'm probably the only fucking retard who would do this but now I literally don't have my primary parent. Guess I'll go for a walk.>>575474754I have a pic of her. Had to find it. She was on a 3* power 2* mile and 3* power 3* mile, all with mostly front skills.
>>575474950deck?
I got the carats but I am going to skip MLBing Tachyon, cards are cool, but Daiwa Christmas and New Years Satono Diamond are coming and I am not going to skip my oshis for a speed card
>>575473576What's the deal with inheriting this, everyone was raving about it then it seemed to fall off while everyone still was raving about Blossoms. Is it still worth it for general use?
>>575474856level up your creek you silly goof
>>575474950what are you even gonna run with that stam
Sekkusu?
>>575475007It was good for literally one CM because we had nothing else
Shan't be joining any medium CMs for the sake of my mental wellbeing
>>575475007It only works on Sprints
>>575474698GBF has been doing an annual two day event around christmas for close to a decade and in 2023 they had a few hololive girls who were paid to play during the year show up at the concert part, thing is, their presence was announced AFTER tickets were sold out, so people who wanted to see them couldn't buy them, and people who didn't know them already bought them. in the end no one was happy.
>>575474950>long skillsoh no no no no no
so why are Hokko Tarumae's thighs so fucking FAT??
>>575474983.>>575475081Cafe has Relax (no longer shit version) it will be fine...Probably
>>575475213made for prone bone
>>575474220God
>600 pulls>7 LH>1 Tachyon + 3 sparksToday was the last of the free pulls right? I guess I'll use my crystal or the ticket to MLB Tachyon
>>575475368thats fuckedim sorry anon
>>575475261Sweepy SR has the same performance as Kita but gives way more SP btw
>acceleration game>5 years later a 2021 uma still has the highest acceleration power with her kitDo you think they regret making her?
>>575475368You could have borrowed Tachyon...
I feel like when everything works I understand why people say GL is better than Unity but at the same time I have to sacrifice my firstborn child to make everything work.
Okay /uma/Without changing, who do you have on your race station right now?
Is A&S good for pacers? ty
>>575475127Laurel could make me cum halfway across just by winking at me.
the ying >>575475368 and the yang >>575468164
I'm still hungry after eating two burgers.
>>575475568...
>>575475553>promotion range
>>575475639Eat some fiber, your body needs nutrients
>Good whites, bad blue and pink>Bad whites, good blue and pinkand so the cycle continues
>>575475639>a Tosen Jordan in disguise
>>575475639same, but I had four waffles instead
>>575475639go ask the doctor for some ozempic
>>575475783
>>575475558That's like Up-Tempo on backliners, you're gambling on lobby composition. If you have 180SP to spare go for it, I guess, just don't expect it to activate all the time.Maybe xog could pull it off even with fronts present idk
i think auto runs should only take 30 minutes
>>575475639Teiochud...
>>575474803That sounds like an easy way to get jailed, so I'll pass
>>575475483Nah she is peak
>>575475954alrightythanks
>>575475553i haven't trained a new urara for dirt TT ever since MANT started.
>>575476042Haru is cuteimagine corrupting her
>>575474803Fuji says its not sexual harassment if you're genetically compatible
>UG9Is this ragebait?
I think I'll be using my selector on a 0lb throne for auto runs
>>575476147no, that is TT bait
>>575475553it's set to random I swear
>>575474803only if it's on her armpits
>>575476208oguri doesn't even know what sex is, you know that?
>>575476219Well it's a TT run...
>>575476308it is not that small...
>>575472907I love seeing fags like you cry about "strategy" and how "mant was better" because I just want to let you know there will never be a scenario like mant again, feel free to quit
>>575476151isn't it only useful at mlb or is auto that much different?
>>575476312yeah but she loves when I feed her protein through her lower mouth doe
>>575476312that's why she's so goodput some whipped cream on your dick and tell her it's to add variety to her snacks, and you'll get the blowjob of a lifetime
>>575473645post the one with golshi
Ooooooh I'm gonna cum
>>575473727yeah I endured two whole scenarios without human rights. KSB was a truly oppressive card to not have.
is she good now?
>>575476312>Fish doesn't know it's wet
>>575476439it's good even at 0lbi got one while pulling for tach
>third songTime to hit the give up button :)
>>575476619lmao
does independent training give event points?
>>575476658that's convenient, i got one too but i thought it was 4 extra copies away from getting usedi'll give it a try later
>Start career >0 good tranings>give up>repeat 5 times >close the games >repeat this 3 days in a row
>>575476727It should.
>2pities and 0lb tachyon>need tachyon cause i only have kitasanim cryingramonu and pasa will also give me despair
>>575476726
>>575476619She hasn't lost a legend race to fatty yet, desu wa
no horny
>>575477067I look like this
>>575476889sounds like you're borrowing tachyon for the scenario, nbd
>>575477254My sonwife's obscene breasts
>>575477173uma.... musume?
>>575477165Those are MAN hands
>>575477165cute boy
>>575477173Sweepy if British
>>575476727They said we still get event points in the news post, so it should
>>575477165whose son is this
>>575477236was really hoping to leave borrow slot for flex, instead of perma agnes
Yanko...Your husband is playing around with younger girls again...
>>575475170A need a rich, obsessed uma gf...
>>575477173>it's uma moo sue may, not uma moose maaay
>>575477254She's literally me
>>575477464YWNBA UMA
>>575477342>71 races 1 winaverage mythical top gun career https://files.catbox.moe/5z1cwm.mp4
Any cute Stillposters here?
>>575477557I know but I can relate to her
At least something good happened
Help me choose two cards out of these for my parents farming needs, please.
>>575475639fat or pregnant?
We happy?
>>575477396it's just four months.
Nothing but heart and speed, that's my daughter!!
>>575477691the butt itch...
>400 rolls>lb1 Hello>lb0 TachyonI should just use the 2 sparks on Hello right and not spend a crystal on getting Tachyon to 3lb right?
>>575477576ERPing in /uma/ isn't what it used to be...
>>575477694you have shit stam card borrow >but i don't have LHthen accept your fate and DIE
>>575477718No. I spent 60k carrats and only got one Tachyon
>>575477718Yeppers, life is good, you seem like a pretty happy guy too
>>575477770Wait an extra 4 days for Teio pulls
>>575477659which parts?
>>575477718No, my vacation is almost over.
Wheres the rank increase for TT rewards, still capped even though its a new scenario
>>575477718I don't think I've ever actually been happy
>>575477718I feel a bit better after crashing out about the new scenario. Still I can only produce glue for now.
> Rickey surely will be my TT dirt frontrunner uma> Realize I can't consistently trigger any greens thereFug
>>575478150
>>575475639>>575475804this is gonna be me in a few seconds once I'm done with my two self made burgers with 2 thin patties
>>575478071Where can I see the rank rewards for carats? People say you can but I’m retarded and can’t find it
>>575477957on the miniscule chance to get an off-rate tachyon copy?
>>575477408Please don't post NTR
>>575477718only if TopRo let me motorboat her chest
>>575477718this scenario is lowkey kinda cheeks desu famiglia
>>575478209Her unique activates consistently which is all you need to be good for TT, doesn't matter if it'll be weak
>>575477718I hate pulling cards so fucking much
>>575476308>a perfectly fine sound post, ruined by yet another unfunny gooner phone tranny
does race bonus actually matter in auto?
>>575478014It doesn't take a lot of imagination to guess, the shut in, emotionally dependent, inexperienced parts, I also love board games so she fits well and I used to have oneitis so that too kind of fits.Her and Hishi Miracle are my spirit umas
my beautiful daring gf tact
Is there a good reason why nice nature loves her trainer?
Post her fat ass
>>575478071It's not for another two weeks, I think a few days after Virgo cupCan't have you getting extra pulls for the scenario banner, after all
>>575478489what's the new top rank gonna be?
>>575477436Dia no! Toreuma relationships before graduation bring ruin to those involved and our love is forbidden, we cant!
>>575477694cafe
Is 0LB Maru or Natie more useful?My Finemo is 0LB & I already have Creek MLB
I honestly cant believe I still havent accidentally started an auto run without setting a schedule first.I just know I'm gonna do it someday, and I just know that the legacy it generates will be insane.
>>575478462
>400 pulls>LB3(?) SEX HAG and LB2 Tachyon + 2 pitty thingsUsing up all my fucking luck on this one, only had to safe 140-150k or something, now I'm back down to 103k
>>575478540The chances of you marrying your childhood friend is less than 1%
>>575478215I swear I saw this guy
>>575478540me if real
>>575478458Nice Nature was beloved by many.
>>575477718Gonna go watch a musical then go eat ramen aftewards so yeah.
>>575478251main lobby, click on the team rank in the top left corner, after that there will be a rewards button
>>575478628maru.
>>575478682are you single
>>575478470I don't have butt pics
>>575478439>oneitisdid not consider this aspect of her story but it's pretty funny. ty.
no nonny
>>575478867for now.
>>575478682YWNBA UMA
>>575478782Arigato. I’m uber lazy so I have like 3k in rewards left
>>575478458Its the same reason all the umas love their trainer.
>>575478949>>575478458OISU! WIFE NATURE DES~!
>>575478762what musical?
I thought that Rickey is a shortstack but she's a big girl
>>575478935>>575478980hey
>>575478591https://umapyoi.net/news/969UD9It came the same day as the Days in a Flash story event, so with Halloween Doto and Digitan
The only thing U and ur uma have in common is being a fatasslol
>>575477718>2LB Light Hello>1LB Tachyon>200 rolls doneNot really but whatever, I'm gonna save up for C.B Wit and Ramonu Wit now
>200 rolls>MLB Tachyon>also MLB LHlife is good
>>575479060Hadestown.
>>575475483Christmas Ayabe has a .9 accel on Tokyo 2400
You know what we need?A cultist uma
>>575478980>for now.What does that even mean
>>575479176doto would leave way worse comments on opera's twitter
>>575479419Cafe's daughter looks cultist enough
>day off>already worked out>already ate>already cleaned just to kill time>still can't play for another 4 hours because I need to save TPwhat the FUCK am I supposed to do?
>>575479176ayabe is so mean
>Changed my lend cart from LB3 Hag to MLB TachyHopefully no casual following me is too angry over this
>>575479419What we need is an uma whose scenario ends when she wins a race
>>575479194I sure do hope you exchanged for lh and not tachyon
>>575479463Probably already marked by his trainee.
Am I the only one who thinks GL is fun but also super cancer shit?
>>575479515This is why I got a movie pass and just watch literally whatever.
>>575479243Stay with me~
>>575479419
>>575478803O-okay...Scary aura...Museo...
>>5754795842LB LH will do me just fine for the scenario, its Tachyon I need MLB on
>>575479515speculate on the stock market of course
>>575477834I got 2LB LH but I wanted to borrow Tachy...
exchange your overflowing cleat stash into support points to level up your cards
>>575479690No that's just an ugly uma with an annoying voice.
>>575479624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYT9wVwQ8A
Y'all think it's worth dumping an extra 50 pulls for LB2 Light Hello? Already have MLB Agnes.
>>575478209grab everything
>>575479815Sure
>>575479515Save TP for what
>>575479806city pop is boring and overhyped
>>575479613the last movie I saw in theaters was literally BOANE when it was here. it was peak.>>575479751I have a guy to do that for me.>>575479902EVENT
>>575479934How does he keep making so many of these?Is it the power of feng shui?
>>575479815>should I spend 70 dollars on a gacha game
>>575479903you honestly deserve to be crucified more than the /vt/ posters
>>575479515Write a fic where you breed your uma wife
>>575479083I seriously can’t get over this shit
>>575467501WhyCurren wouldn't say this
Everyone is talking about cards, but what about umas you are planning on pulling soon?
>>575479624happy ayabe is cursed
>>575480128I want to rape Mirako
>>575480128
Can anyone explain the ridiculous math behind THREE mood down events in a row? I need to know that before a delete the game.
>>575480039nah he's right it was cool like 15 years ago now it's just a tiktok sound for millenials
>>575479990>I have a guy to do that for me.How...boring. Unless you're in finance, in which case you may be required to do as such...
>>575479815No. 50 pulls is a lot to get 5% TE on card that only rarely shows up on correct training and has shelf life less than 4 months.
>>575479903>>575480039It's normalfaggotcore
>>575479746You need 2 crystal for it to be usuable and 3 to be meta. And pasca is coming out in a year. Literally bricked
>>5754798017 and you DIE
>>575479815Depends on the rest of your deck and parents, I think her importance has been greatly exaggerated compared to Tachyon. The true value of her is not tokens or energy reduction or whatever, it's that she increases your guts.
>>575480018The uma with the least fertile body...
I wasn't aware that Narita Top Road's role in all of it in the end was to be the disappointment, the fraud and the failure
>>575480285>>575480325die
>>575480250It's always rape, never "I want to date Mirako" or something cute, your dopamine receptors can't be this fried senpai
>>575479903Let me gues... you like metal
>>575479624
>>575480128I dunno...I wanted to pull on Yeppers, Machan, and Mirako, and a barebones schedule in the planner says I can do it. But I don't know if sticking to the generalist stuff is going to turn out that well. More likely I'll have to pull banners I'm not really aware of, and won't be able to pull that many umas.
>>5754803354 and Fuku is shit FOREVER
>>575480128My shopping list this year is Festival Inari, Blaze Brian, Hokko, CB. I haven't rolled for uma since Nishino Flower.
>>575480128Marche, Tact, Taiho and Oru's or Fenomeno's alt whenever they actually release.Yanko too probably but there's no way in hell she's releasing any time soon.
>my Unity uma is sure to win because ACTUALLY your 300 Speed advantage is only a 150 Speed advantage!
>>575480505no... metal sucks too
>>575480413I don't know man.I have a petite looking neighbor that somehow spawned 5 kids into this world.
>>575480495Are you saying you wouldn't rape Mirako?
when selector
>>575466595Context dependent.Is it a lowroll cock?
>>575480597>surely my 1600 speed uma will win because stamina requirements are not real if you close your eyes
>>575480046okay but then I have to autistically go through all the steps where we meet and recognize the value in each other and progress our relationship all the way up until the altar before I can do that.>>575480293nah, managing money just stresses me out and beyond everyday stuff and the occasional vacation I don't spend nearly as much as I make. when I get a wife I'll just let her handle our account.
>>575480530
>>575479586trainer*
>>575474754>ignited sparksWhat are those? How do you get them?
>>575480128i wanted Brian for a while so i will get the Blaze it edition plus i have MLB tachy so it will be good for her
>>575480128I'd have pulled acute if the tachyon banner didnt rape me
>>575480715>okay but then I have to autistically go through all the steps where we meet and recognize the value in each other and progress our relationship all the way up until the altar before I can do that.Do it. I would read that
>>575480789ugh I wish I was her but am no longer a stick
>>575480846torenas from here do NOT look like this
>>575480638She needs healthy habits, be more active and take initiative more often, raping her would be a bad routine, she would not even resist, just lazily flop on the couch and eat potato chips while the deed is being done.She should in fact, be the one doing the raping, for her own health
>>575480379How many stamina sparks are you running for the vbobo?
>just found out that for some reason they are playing Tachyon's movie here in Europe I kinda want to go but on the other hand I already saw the movie twice
>>575480329I think I'll be just fine actually, saving my crystal for either Creeku or CBT
What did I learn from this run?
>>575480128Brian and Kris S
updated Unity feels so much better to play holy shit
>>575481060>Tachyon's movieI like this meme
>>575481060>Tachyon's moviebut it's pokke's....
>>575480992Don't think she's gonna learn healthy habits from you being so fat you needed a surgery bro
>>575478439V...
>>575477718Very. Got 3LB Tachyon in 200, even if I got no Light Hello. I could go 200 more pulls and stop when I get a tachyon or a light hello. Or I could crystal tachyon, spark 0LB Hello, and call it a day and potentially 30k carats saved
>>575481130>>575481143Pokke is lame!
>>575480967everyone look like this after being isekaid
Why is there a lot of people still using SR Sweepy?
>>575481045This is the only correct choice
>>575480505>>575479624I like metal as well, idol stuff and jpop- vocaloid and a bunch of other weeb things.
>>575481253if I woke up as some effeminate asian e-boy I would kill myself no matter what world I was in
>>575479345oh, I heard that had a great proshot. I am a pedant who is mad about the off-broadway to broadway changes, but I'll see it whenever it comes on streaming.yes, I love fuji kiseki
>>575478982then explain this
Only got 2 SSRS in 200 pulls one of them being Light Hello, should I just quit until next scenario
>>575481163So mean, I go out in the mornings and walk 8 miles and jog a little in between, I'm not a body builder but I'm not fat!>>575481178V what...
>>575480524>>575480229
>>575481364>no proof in the video of it being recorded just now>not showing tits or hole
>>575480128SEEKING THE PEARLI support machan fans but I don't like front runners and I have an insane averesion to red nail polish
>>575481024Those were with 12 I think
>>575481451ok V
>A bunch of wackos>And a childhood friend
>>575481292some of us didn't get a choice...
You didn't fall for the Specialty Priority copeaganda, did you?
>>575481402borrowlocked agnes tachyon it is.good thing we have auto training
>>575480128>Pearl>Inari TWO (Tama hopefully too)>Rob fat tits Zen>Neo
>>575481530Call me... Venom snake
>>575481335you would've lost your memory
>>575481273I'm just addicted to flatties and don't have anything better.
>>575480128>SoonNo one.
>>575481523>12* only nets you 650-750 stamSeems kinda low, considering she also has 10% natural growth
FUCK Grand Live, Unity is so much better
>>575481340
>>575481741i look like this
>>575480128I'm gunning for Ruby this year at least, gonna have to wait until next year for Dream Journey
>>575481798That's just because Grand Live is terrible not because Unity is good, we won't be getting a good scenario this year
>>575481807hell yeah.even if I have no great urge to learn how to ski
>>575481515that's only for me
SOFT and HEAVY ground is not GOOD ground..
Wait the freebies are over? I only got 1LB hag 0LB Tachy. I don't wanna skip OGC.
Who bounces like this?
I miss NUnity
>>575481658> Forgetting to add bonus speed and such in these comparisonsShinko windy #1
>>575481741she is not that big
my QUEEN!
>>575481940Why not SLOPPY?
>>575480128HeliosCB
>>575481982I bounce like this.
uh oh, my dream glimmers...
>>575481943hag is usable at 0lb, you're fine, just borrow tachyon
>>575481335I don't know, if I woke up today as an effeminate asian e-boy, I think I'd be rolling around in pussy
>>575481340Nah I get it, when Heathers went to West End I hated a bunch of the lyric changes. I also liked Blue over You're Welcome, though I did like the additions of Never Shut Up Again and I say No. Glad I was able to catch it live when it came back late last year. That said it's nice to hear that the Proshot of Hadestown is good, looking forward to it more now. Wish there were more proshots of musicals, because while I have been able to catch some live, there are some I simply couldn't and it always sucks missing out on the original cast.
>>575481768Well you have to click the stamina or power training for the growth to matter. Stamina is troublesome in this scenario.
Training Rickey in GL is going to make me start believing in Feng Shui. I need so much to go right.
>>575467663it's my first and most likely last gachapart of me is tempted to try blue archive, but until I get sick of uma musume there isn't any pointand I can't imagine getting sick of her yet or ever
>>575481798Sauce?
>>575480128The gyarus this year, when the combined banner takes place, then save up for Transcend and later Gentildonna.
>>575482174BA sucks major dick, I'd unironically play hoyo gacha over that shit
>>575480128Out of these, none. Next one I'm aiming for is White Kitasan
>>575481940don't be mean
Inari one reg has Tail 9 so its better for parent farming
man I'm having a hard time making a digitan for the next CM, between the fact I'm not sure if I should get front pack or back pack skills and that she has to waste 3 or 4 turns racing...
>>575480128Ruby, Neo Uni, Laurel, NY Dia, MirakoI am a dickpuller if that's not obvious already
>>575467663people forget that sparks in gacha exist because of cygames being scummy
>Welcome to Tracen, here's your assigned trainee
>>575482307Retard
Curren, Mihono Bourbon and Maruzensky. Who is best to unlock first via Legends Race?
>>575482085Blue>>>>>>>>> and while I liked Never Shut Up Again, I Say No and You're Welcome made Veronica a bit too much of a flat girlboss for me. I watched the proshot and kinda went 'did the original broadway cast carry the show that much?'I'm sad that the new Merrily proshot was awful, I watched the one from a decade ago (same production, british, no big stars) and it was really solid, but the new one had constant zoom ins and gave me motion sickness.Fuji's Kisekis.
>>575480128obviously
H-hey nonny...
>>575482174BA sucks and it just got rid of sparking.
>>575482174BA has the worst gameplay out of any gacha I know of, you're better off just watching the stories on YouTube.
>>575482356*throws the shitvlos out of the window*
>>575482356And future wife.
>>575482392Hey
>>575482368maruzen, bourbon and chan in that order
>>575482362care to elaborate anon? I'm interested in your perspective on this matter
>>575480128Narita Brian (FORMA DE BLAZE)
>>575482456>artist having to clarify how she isn't draining your balls
>>575482368isn't Maruzen's inherit still pretty popular? probably her
>>575482479You are a retard.
>>575482472>>575482541For what it's worth I have Summer Maruzensky, just not her base form.
>>575482356I get off imagining what making digitan understand she's sexy is like, nothing like making a girl like her understand through raw mating press
>>575482356>the destroyer of the centurial overlord>the hero of turf and dirtThank you, I’ll take good care of her.
>>575471391Is this card actually that good? You wouldn't gaslight me, right?
>>575467663It's not the worst gacha I've seen but at the same time Uma is not very f2p friendly either.
why is V getting so many replies now? is this a umanko raid?
>>575482658Its a must have borrow for sprints and miles (including next cm) if you play late/end
>>575482627that's an interesting take, but your eloquence leaves me speechless, since my intellectual level is not enough to understand, care to actually elaborate?
>>575482356can I have more than one trainee?
>>575482658isn't she a popular 0LB 2nd anni ticket candidate bc her skills are really what matters?
>>575467663I remember feeling way worse about FGO but maybe because that was so much worse as a game.
Welcome to Tracen, here's your assigned trainee>pic related
I’m going to rape Director Aikawa to death.
>>575482658Flash Forward forma de mile is pretty much a requirement for sprint/mile backliners, if you dont have it you just get run over by pace and front
>>575482243Inari One and Zenno Rob Roy are the best on this list. Brian is ok too.
>>575482814Stoopid. Dum dum. Slowpoke.
>>575482854Is that Cafe's "friend"?
>>575482854oh, hello there aston machan
>>575474621That's scary, I would definitely rage if someone did that. Imagine having to start looping from scratch, scary stuff.
>Alright, time to play GL>Flower, Sun, and Rain PS2 translation just dropped
>>575480634ask that mother if she wants another
>>575467663You can experience about 99% of uma and most cygames properties without even engaging with the gacha so I'd say theyre relatively decent in comparison to games where the gacha is the only form of progress
>>575482854Suzuka is so flat, you can't see her when she's standing sideways...
>>575482243I wanted to go for inari/tama banner but maybe I will go for wonder acute, not having a pace (that I like) for dirt kinda sucks
>>575482832nta and just checked but thanks for the tip. that's my 2nd anni ticket sorted.
Will you do a cheeky tenner for DAHBY?
>>575481231tachyon SUCKS
I seriously cannot call uma a particularly aggressive gacha game because Open Leauge will forever give you an option to engage with the game at a competitive level even if your cards are dogshit
>>575483169I may be wrong but it was the most appealing one to me (smaru if I ran fronts more) there isn't much card-wise for this scenario and the next one is, by all accounts, hell.
>>575479806https://youtu.be/uymyPbHkmsg
>>575483182fuck no
>>575480128Aston Machan
>>575473645Mio, my beloved…
For 0 speed growth umas that I want to build for long in GL, am I better off borrowing kita and using manhattan/mayano SR or using a shitty speed SR and borrowing creeku
>>575483182no, i ran out of cheeky tenners
>>575483264not only that, you can do just fine in group B
>>575482658If you tried running late on last sprint CM and took Leap Forward, this card gives gold version of that and it's pretty much a winning condition
>>575482528brian SEX>>575482385cb SEX>>575482238bro SEX
>>575483348Stay Gold mention.
>>575483182I don't particularly care for DAHBY uma. I'd do one for Taishin but I already have her base version.
>>575480128Yeppers, Miracle, Ruby, rest are a long ways out like Buena Vista and Almond Eye.
Does anyone know the sauce of that Teio and Mayano beach webm? I can't seem to find it
>>575483182I think i might, Ticket looks cute and her skills dont seem poop at first blush
who should I post in the next thread?
>>575483419maybe I had awful luck but group B was also hell for most of trackblazer
>only like 9/10 SSRs out of 400 rolls>1lb tach>mlb lightcard rolling sucks so much ass. Fucking hate this cyjew bs. Went 300 straight rolls without another tach. only 2 SSR in the last 120 rolls. blogrant over - uma rolling 4 life.
>>575483668Kris S
>>575483668
14 boxes of chicken tall.
is it reasonable to keep trying to make a 3* stam/power parent in time for CM17 or should i just take this and start doing my XOG ace runs
>>575483264>Open League>competitive level
>>575483668Ramonu
>>575482174BA's gameplay is pretty bad it's like 99% team comp (pulling for the right characters), 1% clicking a character at the right time in action.
>>575483807SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>whales get 3 SSR and 2 uma selectors, while f2p only gets 1 puny SSR selector on 2nd anniThat's where the real powergap happens
>>575483841yeah there's still 2 weeks until it starts and we have auto mode now
>>575483875well you arent gonna win if you dont know how to play
>>575483807i wish i was an umamusume with stay gold's stature
>>575483668BNW
Uma for this feel?
Is straightaway recovery better than corner recovery now?
>>575484067Golshi after raping me
>>575480128this girl
200 more pity and stopping when I hit LH or Tachyon, or use a crystal+pity to finish 3LB+nonexistent LH?I know 'see if it's a spook on the teio banner tonight'I do graded league but I'm not a tryhard so I /could/ borrow LH for the whole scenario even if my creek is just 2LB
>400 pulls total>MLB Tachyon>MLB Light Hello>3LB Ass Scratching Seiun>a bunch of random SSRsI made out like a bandit
>>575484067Akikawa
>>575483841It took me like 3 days to achieve a 3* stam tach. If you can consistently auto hit 1100 stam, go for it
>>575483974please don't fuck the homeless man
>>575484067https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7OMzZCpyw6c
>>575483987The whale power gap has been pretty overstated for the first 1.5 years desu, the road map of actual good cards has been so publicized for f2p that they've gotten 99% of the building blocks they need to be successful and beat a money spender.
Can the next thread be GASLIGHT free?
>>575483987where the hell do you pay for 4 extra selectors
>>575482174BA is soulless don't bother.Devs don't hold any interest in anything, they just do what's popular.
>>575484317>>575484317>>575484317doto bwead
>>575484218She is neither homeless nor a man. Stego is a cute girl.
>>575484174die
>>575484208deck?how yo do it? at best I get 800
>>575484305wait for november
>>575484067Rice Shower
>>575484208can't really hit the stamina since stam cards suck and i do 25 races, but i hit 1100 power usually with power deck
>>575484508Its impossible on 0% growth umas but doable on +20% umers SR Mayano+Creek+Rob SSR
>>575484014I also wish this for you
>>575484356she is also a mother
>>575484362>>575484508This is on Unity auto, with 12* stam parents
i maxed out speed too fast
>>575486092have you posted this like 15 times now lol
>>575486253People keep fucking asking
>>575484067kwaboli
>>575486308thx
>>575486761Mausu...
Is Unity better to farm stam parents?