Previous Thread: >>575516532>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>7/29 After Maint – 8/5 10:59Makoto (Swimsuit – Limited)Satsuki (Swimsuit – Limited)Chiaki (Swimsuit – Welfare)>News:5.5th Anniversary Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/tQ4z_gAngHc – 7/26 15:00Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/673>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 7/22 11:00 – 7/29 10:59Set Sail! Pandemonium Society's Ship: Chairman Makoto's Splendid Summer Vacation – 7/29 After Maint – 8/12 10:59100-Free Recruitment Campaign – 7/29 After Maint – 8/5 10:59>Content:Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban) – 8/5 11:00 – 8/12 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 7/30 11:00 – 8/26 3:592x Normal – 7/22 4:00 – 7/29 3:593x Bounty/Scrimmage – 7/29 4:00 – 8/5 3:592x Account EXP – 8/1 4:00 – 8/3 3:593x Normal – 8/5 4:00 – 8/9 3:593x Commissions – 8/5 4:00 – 8/12 3:592x Account EXP – 8/8 4:00 – 8/10 3:593x Hard – 8/9 4:00 – 8/12 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59RenaKonokaHare (Camp)Kotama (Camp)Maki (Camp)Misaki>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3501827>Events:Kivotos' Unsolved Mystery: In Search of Tsuchinoko, the Unknown Creature – 7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59Arona's Dice Game Event! – 6/23 After Maint – 8/18 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Goz (Field) – 7/28 2:00 – 8/3 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 7/22 2:00 – 8/17 18:592x Bounty – 7/20 19:00 – 7/27 18:592x Normal – 7/27 19:00 – 8/3 18:59
FOXES OWE ME SEX
>>575529672In foom we trust
Your HONEST opinionWill Nexon revert the gacha changes?Yes/No
First impressions on the new ASMR works, MIyo is good, Seia's VA isn't that good at it
My precious desert rose.
umm we still care abt Gehenna fes, right?
>>575529838If it doesn't happen within the next 24 hours, it ain't happening at all.
>fgo killer
BA is cookedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpJNNMxgO8Y
To all tourists:We lothe gacha here.We play BA in spite of it being one.Kindly fuck off.Thank you.
>>575529838If there's no announcement today I don't think they would revert it
>>575529889All I need is Chiaki
>>575529838Yes(No)
>>575529838No, daddy nexon needs to show the players whose in charge
I found the ASMR. What's the sexiest track that'll get me erect the fastest
>>575529838Buying the pakejis
Reminder:Nexon will completely ignore the SEAmonkey chimpout.The Japanese playerbase will end up accepting the change, either because they understand the math or because it will feel obviously better in their experience.Once the change rolls out to global it will have been universally acknowledged to be an improvement, and (You) will pretend to have always been in favor of it.
>>575530032The priest smiles under the mask. All is going according to plan.
>>575529963If it ain't Stix I ain't watching
>>575529982Nah, they'll wait for Fes' sales numbers before deciding. That's all that matters.
>>575529838I don’t think so but a letter would be nice
>>575529838At this point the only hope is for JP and all other servers to stop spending enough for them to notice and maybe reconsider.And that's a big maybe
>>575529838you cannot reverse structural code into the gacha system. The reality is that this feature was planned and approved on for multiple stages. If they really wanted to pull the plug, it would take at least 2 weeks or more or round-the-clock dev work like during the koyuki hack
>>575529984That belly...
>>575530097>jap sperm fanboi speaking
>>575530154nigga just ctrl z lol
>>575529838I have 0 faith in the retards that schemed on how to announce this hoping for no blowback. Wth that said no pakeji purchase moving forward.
>what are you grinning for? hentai!
>>575530150Everyone skip a month of pakeji
Meanwhile
>>575530123So we have to pray that Iroha actually flops
>>575529838don't like the game don't play it, chud
>>575530218>git push >your game breaks
Sensei flopped
Dont like it dont play it
>>575530274Someone's mad in RabuCongrats
>>575529838No. I've said it before but while they are willing to listen to community outcry for things like content creator collabs, they are going to stand their ground once money gets involved.
>>575530270desu it really depends if nexon pissed off the whales or not.. f2p or light spenders can boycott but if whales continue to slurp like usual then it's gg
>>575529838If there is no announcement today, no.If engagement, player numbers and earnings drop considerably, they might reverse it in a few months, but by then it will be too late.
>>575529984gogurt... yum
Rena is cute as fuck
>>575529838Usually when a gacha fucks up and causes a meltdown they issue some sort of apology, but we haven't heard anything this time other than a canned reply to the emails so I'm losing my hope at unprecedented speeds...
>>575530218people really don't think its that easy in backend web and game development right? ................right?
Swimsuit Himari and Rio will save our game!
>>575530274My Rabu is at 29.
>>575529838Depends on how many JP senseis are willing to vote with their wallet.At best I think there'll be some kind of compromise with the system staying but with some kind of improvement.
>>575530412Is that take the spending ratio of whales? I figure I spend $20-30/mo
Does JP get patch notes a day before? If so we'll know for sure when that hits.
The meltdown when the gacha is changed for global the same day as JP will be glorious.
>>575530524It is, you're all just lazy
>>575530530>Swimsuit HimariImagining her normal wheelchair but the wheels are pool floaties.
How would you improve Blue archive so its better for the players
I will never forgive Nexon AND YOU guys for overshadowing Pandemonium summer with this retarded drama
>>575529817This was a good event for goofy faces.
https://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoUhttps://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoUhttps://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoUWe are keeping the aggie open until tomorrow for anons to finish their drawings, come make some doodles
>>575530465>(1) .jpg
>>575530650student sex
>>575530593I'd legit quit if that happened
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general
Everyone ought to have a maid.
>>575530315unironically
>>575530670Pandoflops got what they deserved. Their kits and designs are also super underwhelming, except Ibuki.
>>575529838Everything will depend of japan and their wallets, so in other words, we're extremely fucked, japan is never well know for figthing against temptation or having a spine to do something against a company, they're natural wimps and we suffer because of them. They deserve another fucking nuke because they're just ruining everything for everyone
Himari (Walking) will save our game.
https://x.com/i/status/2081862517505266127RISE UP
>>575530524Devs just press a big red button that says "code" and then spend the rest of the time wearing fur suits and wearing thigh high socks.
Riots when
I hate gogurt and babu posting
>>575530575That will be in exactly 3 hours from now.
>17 years of existence
>>575530846>people do can
>>575530670The few pandemoniumfags got what they wanted and they got the bad news out of the way. Worst anni ever, but whatever
>>575530859
>>575530820>in my 17 years of existence
>17
>>575529838Yes if it causes their revenue to go down, no if it does not. The only way they walk it back in the next 3 days is if they're already seeing massive uproar from JP and basically know it will lead to reduced revenue. Otherwise we'll have to wait and see.
>where's the gehennafes? where's the gehennafes? where's the gehennafes? >finally get the gehennafes>it fucking kills the gameThanks Gehenna.
Which NPC Student can save Blue Archive in this dire situation?
>>575530274rabu means
>>575530820MOOOOOODSSSSGET HIS ASS
japs are sheep, they will eat the EA dude's cum and push it to global
>>575530820Goodbye kid
Iroha flopped her feet onto my face
https://x.com/v00393251/status/2081791931869434156?s=20
>>575530846Can somebody translate this from SEAmonkey noises into english?
>>575530820>17 years of existence
soon
>>575531023Just fix the gacha, you can't bribe anyone if the gacha is the core issue
>>575531023Kuzunoha voiced by Aoi Yuuki.
I'm surprised that they still have a category for that
>>575530524Developer (Healthcare software) here, it actually is that easy in theory. We have version controls for a reason and we frequently make use of it whenever something breaks or isn't received well within our testing environment. The real difficulty isn't pulling the plug it's all the red tape, all the bureaucratic bullshit that makes every minor step in the process an absolute chore. IO Division certainly wouldn't be able to roll back everything today if they wanted to, hell not even a week from now probably. This shit takes time, if they even are allowed to do it to begin with.
>>575529838if they dont announce anything in the next 12hours they wont change shit.
so EoS for real this time?
>>575529965Who's this "we"?
Why do we even pay C-suites again? They produce nothing of value
>>575530050Michiru ASMR
>>575530820Uhhh bwo?
>>575530820blue archive could not even be made in the west to begin with lol
>>575530412Western whales are mad, the #1 and #2 rank pvp players currently are named "FIX GACHA" and "RevertTheGacha." Or they were when I checked yesterday.
>>575530820the raiders have been underage this whole time?
>>575529838You better hope that Pandemonium flopping isn't just a dumb meme from here
>>575530820>17
>1203What a disgusting imagePlease tell me it wasn't by a /bag/got
>/bag/gots are double the age of some people here
>>575530820>Shitposters are literal kids who don't know that you have to be 18 to be here.
>>575531203END OF SEIANOWAND FOREVER1000 YEAR REIGN OF THE AKOCHADS BEGINS NOW
>>575531023have you ever watched starcraft episode 2, when they revealed that darth vader is luke's father, no one can save blue archive right now, it's too bleak
>>575531263>Western whales >#1 and #2 rank pvp playersit's trivial to be rank #1 on pvp as an f2p thoughbeit
>>575530593never logging in ever again
Ahould I play wuwa or zzz bros
>>575530820>The ESL shitposters are actual fucking kids
>>575531352i'm old enough to be aris' dad.
>>575531352Just turned 38...
The Japanese are by nature a servile race. That they will eventually bow deeply and fall back into line is sadly unavoidable.
>>575530524I want to see Himari posted up like Aizen in the chair.
Irresponsibly pinning Kayoko down and filling her womb on her dangerous day
>>575530695I only know how to draw gogurt
>>575530820>tfw I'm almost triple this dude's age
>>575531380You mean Broodwar? I thought that was more about Karrigan and the zerg horde
Astral Oratio will save /bag/
>17>tfw next year i will be 40maybe i should stop visiting this mongolian goat rearing forum
>>575531352I am an uncle to my students.
>>575529838My hope is for token tweaks to make it look more appealing and some freebies as an apology. I think this is the most optimistic of the likely outcomes.The other most likely outcome is they say nothing, push it through, and ignore complaints until eos.
>>575531520pls shill me this game, BA is in a such a deplorable state I'm considering the pikaman game
>>575530797>>575530820makes you wonder why they didn't greed out sooner, then, if they are apparently this pliable or submissive
I'm only 41 I'm basically a young adult...
>check Goz ranking>Rank 1 is named DoShYongHa>DogshitKimYongHaUh based?
>>575531548How will you discuss herd quality and the price of goat milk?
>>575531505>>575531548Brehs.........
>>575531490You are not invited
>>575529838No, they will double down instead. Screenshot this
>>575531352I am 32 years young...
Even the bag roadmap ain't updated...
>>575531614>>575531520>weapon gacha
>>575530820what a shitty age, young enough to be fucking retarded and annoying but still too old to be groomed.
>>5755308209/10 bait, nigga. Well played.
>>575531352My first console was a Nintendo and I remember saving up money doing odd jobs after school to afford a Super Nintendo...
There's other 40+ gramps here?I'm 45, bald and a kissless hugless virgin.My favorite student is Shun (adult version).
>>575531761Coming soon to BA!
>>575531761play it to get used to weapon gacha in preparation for the EA jew bringing it here. because that's what they'll do next if this gets through.
>>575530820i can't believe gook Ako is missing out on the opportunity to groom this brown child
>>575530820Sanrizuka struggle is the best example. I think it inspired miyazaki in how he animates police zerg rushes- best example is lupin but you can see it in Sherlock hound as well.Japs also have a history of rioting but theyre usually targeted pogroms. Maybe blue archive will inspire them to lynch Koreans en masse again like after the 1923 great kanto earthquake.
I'm not having sex until Blue Archive restores the pity system
This is not me defending Nexon, or gacha gaming/live services companies in general.But I've noticed that most games of the type lasts for a few years, five if we are being generous, until earnings take a dive. Which is normal; you can't continue to drive up hype for any game continuously. The systems will start feeling same-y, the story beats become predictable, and the same characters get featured again, and again.Unfortunately, any gaming company seeing that dip will do their best to turn the ship around, which is to monetize their game heavily. The formerly 'generous' free-to-play gacha shave off a few free rolls, sell and resell skins, and even tweak their gacha system to make people spend more. Anything to see 'line go up', as is natural in a capitalistic system.This had not been a problem when the gaming industry was still in its growth phase: games had a finite life. A game realistically has 40-60 hours in its lifespan, some shooters even go for a 10-hour campaign. Just the same, some of them became massive successes.Where am I going with this? The sad fact is that gacha games trying to maintain a game well beyond its lifespan will do its best to survive, and that will require heavy monetization to do so.That's why I've always been wary of Nikke's supposed '20-year plan'. No gaming franchise, no anime franchise had lived that long without things devolving to the lowest common denominator. I wish it didn't, but that's the fate of all franchises.Let games end, and let it end with enough of its dignity intact.
>>575530650add erotic CGs and a breeding students mechanic
I'm 43 years old.I guess I'm too blackpilled, tired and old because I genuinely do not think that Nexon, Yostar or Kim will revert the changes.And yes, I do think this particular event will kick-start the decline of Blue Archive as a franchise.
>>575531682
>>575531823Actual warmage that lives in seclusion
If they keep the new system but remove reset on PU everyone will be happy, right? Or will the keystone whales still complain?
I can't believe they killed Momoi
>>575530097>it will feel obviously better in their experience.people are averse to change in the first place and a 10 roll average difference doesn't "feel" any different, specially this fast, also the 50% of players failing their first ever coin toss will most likely have a vendetta towards it for a whilefor humans to immediately feel the changes in probability it has to be a fes tier doubling of rates jumpof all the arguments for the new system "It'll feel better" is by far the most moronic one
>>575531890I didnt know girls played this game
>>575531852>>575531865It's gonna get reversed on a few hours and you will be posting kneeling images to me.
>>575531516no, its when Guillaman the white rode into mordor to save the klingons
>>575531952If they do that the new system will simply be a massive objective improvement over the existing one, which is why they didn't and won't do it. They would sooner revert the changes entirely than give you both the spark at 200 and the 50/50 at 100 pulls.
I hope they don't revert this decision, I wanna see this game slowly burn to the ground with bad decisions.
>>575531823>bald
>>575530650-Revamp the gacha, instead of getting a coinflip at 100 rolls you get the coinflip at 200 rolls and only guaranteed the banner unit at 400 rolls-stop giving gems away so easily, cut down free gem income by 3/4 for each player-make the only way to get elephs is through rolling for dupes or buying with gems-make cafes no longer give AP, to get more AP players have to buy with gems, cafes only give money-revamp the weapons mechanics so each unit can use various weapons that you can roll from a weapons banner. Their ultimate weapon is UR and can only be gained through rolling. Each weapon can be maxed out by grinding normal mode for parts-make sweeps cost gems and you can only sweep one battle at a time. Normal mode now has a limit on how many you can do per day.-remove borrowing-make players watch a 30 second ad after they finish a battle and every 3rd battle after. To remove ads they have to buy a monthly $20 vip pass
>>575531895>Let games end, and let it end with enough of its dignity intact.Lmao the kikes at the top have no artistic integrity. They would kill you and rape your corpse if that gave them a few extra cents.
>575531895I don't want to see your xitter post here
>>575530524what is control version himari? why do we need branch again himari?
>>575531880Not just the soldiers with a taste for blood but even the civilians. The Japanese were actual menaces until the nukes put them in their place huh?
>>575531936
>>575531352I'm 18 (season 12)
>>575531952they would never do that, way too generous
>>575532059I'm starting to lose hope bro. I've never seen them get this quiet in face of so much backlash.
By next week this will have been a nothing burger.
I believe /bag/ owes Hina several apologies.
>>575531976where do you read this?
I don't want this game and general to die from Nexon's greed...you guys are my only friendsthank you...
>>575529672>"Hifumi's speech embodies everything Blue Archive stands for" you guys!!>"we believe in the happy ending">Hifumi is tossed into the trash bin and never seen again>gacha is changed to milk you for cashlolIt turns out Hifumi really did embody everything Blue Archive stood for. Separating you from your money
I'm in my 40s too. I had to creep on girls vicariously through Sensei because sadly my daughter didn't have any hot friends, and she looks more like me than her mother so even if I had been inclined to molest her it would've been too weird.
>>575532210yeah they usually backtrack pretty quickly, not this time though
>>575532157Oi oi
>>575532218I believe she owes ME an apology
>>57553191638 and sameCorps will enshittify everything you love
>>575532242WeebCentral
>no shun>wrong aris+kei animationevil blue archive
Slingshot swimsuit alt when?
I was there...I was there when Pandemonium fes killed blue archive.
>>575529838No.
>japan japan japanJapan has niche markets for every product and anything is allowed to be published and finds it's audience. Meanwhile in the west every single thing that hits the public needs to be approved by political commissars and get ironed out to fit the mainstream status quo mold no matter how obscure it is. Blue Archive would never get made in America. Blue Archive doujin circles would never exist in America.
>>575532247same
>>575531895This is a copied post, most likely from twitter. I remember reading it earlier somewhere retarded. Some American posted it who hates gacha games.>"Let the MMO end, why do you still want to play">A live service game>Where the entire point of the game is it keeps going as long as fans still want to keep reading>It turns out fans want to keep reading>The only issue is the devs can't stop fucking things up in the development and creating controversies>The problem isn't the fans, its the devsWhat a fucking gay little retardThese games don't exist to end, they exist to keep going as long as people are still watching.
luv miyako
>>575532282>my daughter didn't have any hot friends, and she looks more like me than her mother so even if I had been inclined to molest her it would've been too weird
>>575531952Yes because it'd be a massive improvement. But that's exactly why they'd never do it.Also talking about PUs makes me think of parallel universes so it's time to build up speed for 12 hours
>>575532218I'm sorry I sniffed your underwear, Hina...
>>575532358huh, that's a first
>>575532210Quiet is good news you motherfuckers. Bad news would be them doing damage control, like Kim's re-tweet. The fact that he deleted that is a good sign.
Back to feeling hopeless again.
>>575532364Artist source?
>>575531614>>575531761>Weapon gacha>4 bitches in a row gameplayPlease look forward to year 2 characters only having half a kit. The other half of the kit will be locked behind their sig wep whose 15 passives only activate if the equipper is fire element from the Lithuania region and their name is four syllables and starts with Q.
Soon...*sniff*
>>575532364never according to bikinischizo
>>575532479Kuavera
>>575532282I'm sorry you look like a little girl
>>575532353Maybe don't give away the secret sites, when these sites keep being taken down whenever they start getting passed around.
>>575532453Wait what was PD retweeting? Just something innocuous or related?
Weapons gacha isnt that bad actually
>>575532218>/bag/niggers shitposted her anniversary even though it did big numbers and brought a lot of good changes>SHITkoto's anniversary is about to kickstart the decline and ultimate end of the game
>>575532364Slingshot swimsuit? NoA giant window reaching down to the belly button? Maybe
>>575532585Some cope website with graphs about how the new system is better.
>>575532364Hello, my name is Borat
>>575529838The way I see it, Nexon and Yostar probably wanted the change (Nexon hired new guy to boost profits due to stagnant growth, Yostar want to recoup loses from failed projects). Even if one folds, the other probably won't. We have until Thursday to hear any good news, cause Friday is when corpos usually deliver the bad ones and try to bury it over the weekend.
>>575532282What the fuck am I reading
>>575532606It absolutely is if you play those games casually like me and can barely scrape together enough currency to roll for the character. Yes I understand these changes are meant to make people like me pony up cash.
>>575532606By those standards the new BA system isn't bad either which means there's still no reason to try AssOral.
Stop liking girls a third of your age
This sabotage was orchestrated by Tea Party and ((Elves)) tho
>>575531761>>575532514So it’s like craft essences in FGO? I’m okay with that.
fine revert the changes, but make it 4 fes students every 6 months so people don't sit on over 100k of pyro
>>575532856Why
>>575532282
>>575532856you can't tell me what to do.
>>575531654>rank 4 SaveOurSpark>rank 5 IHATEHOYOSLOP>rank 16 OnStrike>rank 20 NoChangeToGacha>all Minori icons LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD! Become the Niru of blue archive.
>>575532757No, we have until patch notes in a few hours.
>>575532858Aoi would do a lot but not this. Keep reaching pal
>>575532856Uh I can't just stop any more than I can will myself to start being attracted to women more than half my age
I just cleared the Underground Waterway before even touching the Underground Warehouse, praise me for my gaming skills, /bag/Blue Archive
>>575532968I don't even own Minori
>>575533047Idk what's that
>>575532397this, BA should keep on existing, especially if they had enough of a brain to consider that a large chunk of their playerbase doesn't want to touch any other gacha game. If BA ends, these players won't play anything else they churn out because the genre itself goes against everything BA does in the first place, and that's why other big gachas have always competed with each other but not with BA.
>there's anons here old enough to be my dad and then somego build a shed and watch train cam videos ojisan
>>575532968>NiruBased.
the joke is that Minori is a retard
>>575532821At least they have the gall to introduce it from the start and not several years in.
>>575533075mimori and midori are honorary minoris
How long did it take Kim to respond to the aris censorship again back in late 2021?wasn't it like 2-3 days?
>>575533075Shame she isn't farmable. I went for another refresh and more Sensei have changed their icons to her.
>>575532793the realest /bag/got
>>575532740
>>575531380I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further
>less gacha discussionbag is healing
>>575531380That's from Star Track you stupid ass nigga
>>575533191I find your lack of faith disturbing.
>>575532282anon I...
>>575532856Fine, i'll stick to a fourth.
>>575533075Of course you don't, she's not your private property. Under communism, common ownership of the means of production in contrast to private ownership is tl;dr
Do u think they'll walk back on the gacha changes
>>575532856But the fantasy is all that I have when women my own age are too old for me, yet women younger than me are too young for me.
>>575533286shut upwe're talking about molesting daughters
Mika was fucking right all along
>>575533132This really isnt the win you think it is.
>>57553296850 bucks says this is the asian server.
I wish I could own sexy girls to fuck them like in my ecchi isekai animays...
>>575533131>only distributing gifts to good kids...Minori is a suicidal empathetic foid. She'd invite the gehenners into Red Winter at the expense of Takane's safety.
I only like 2D
If Blue Archive dies, who will sustain my Azur Lane and Stella Sora?
I'm going to sleep
>be average sense>36 years old>no family>no friends>no GF >suffer from chronic depression>suffer from chronic leg pain (work accident)>considered suicide a couple of times>mental health has been getting worse and worse in the last 5 years2 years ago>get into Blue Archive>really like the game>really like the Students>really like the message of hope, miracles and responsibility from the story>mental health starts improving>depression and physical pain start to get better>start to do better at work then THIS ABSOLUTE SHITSHOW STARTS>mental health gets worse>my leg hurts more in 2 days compared to 2 whole years>at work now I'm starting to doubt myself at every single step and is damaging my performanceI think it was a huge mistake to use Blue Archive as the clutch to improve my mental health, it's like I'm reverting back in real time
>>575529838NoIf they didn't do it immediately in the wake of all the backlash, they will not change it.However, if it impacts sales (hopefully it does), they will, because then they will have concrete proof that they've made a bad decision.Of course, if sales remain the same or improve, they absolutely won't change it.Very retarded company.
>>575532856I'm not looking at 7 year olds, hinadori doesn't exist yet
>an underage and a glow postWe are healing!
>>575533437NA. You'd know if you were on it EUtard.
SAD NEWS: Blue Archive's recent gacha changes have been received overwhelmingly negatively by Steam
>>575533131commies are stupid but a revolution against (((elves))) is always welcome
>>575532282No see, he's saying he's NOT going to molest his ugly clone daughter, this is a good thing
>>575533286John Nexon...can only move forward.
>>575533497I only play on the JP server. I guess it makes sense for it to be NA with Canada being 150% Indian these days.
bros, where did all go wrong?
I play blue Archive because it features fictional girls that resemble the peak of female sexual attractiveness
>>575532282Is her mother a little girl too
>>575533632Brother
>>575532282>This is the best post in the last 2 daysGrim.
>>575533436It has to do with set expectations. When you go to the gay bar you know what you're getting into, everyone has that silent agreement among one another. But when you go to the regular bar for regular folk and ownership turns it into a gay bar after many years of operating NOT like a gay bar, you wouldn't be exactly happy now would you?At least you can trust the gay bar to be a gay bar. Now you can't even trust the regular bar to be a regular bar.
Buy pakeji+battlepass
>>575532858keep coping gehenoids
>>575532282Can you introduce me to your daughter? I'll walk her home gently
I like girls a fifth of my age
>>575533737NevACK
>>575533627>Nexon bleeding money every quarter>Nexon execs tell one of their only successful products "Milk them harder, harder, stop holding back so much"
>>575533663her dad's a little girl, her mom's a little girl...her bloodline is lolis all the way down
>>575532282Ben, you shouldn't think those things
>>575533801Stella Sora caused this
>>575533801why do we even have execs again? they're fucking useless
>>575533472I often wonder if people like you will be okay when a game shuts down, unless you're the guy who said he would jump out a window or something when I last voiced this sentiment.
>>575533734>When you go to the gay barwhat did this akoblud just say?
People care about Nitro? I've had an account for 10 years and never paid a cent
>>575533371People don't get this until they get older. Women fall off a cliff in their 30s and cease to be appealing at all, meanwhile younger women are culturally repellent (zoomer women are worse than you younger guys even realize). There's a venn diagram of physical appeal and possible connection, and the overlap is what's desirable and by maybe 38 it's just two separate circles moving ever farther apart.
>>575533806I want to bathe with Hina and rub each other's backs
>>575532659That's just base Kotori
>>575533801WE ARE FLATTENING
>>575533632>>575533704like-minded individuals...
>>575533497NTA but you know each region has multiple brackets of their own right? Hell I've even made contact with some baggots in past brackets.
what some people fail to grasp as to why BA has such a big and loyal fandom is that the game focused on making the customer happy, a happy customer is a returning one, they will recommend the game to other people, will make fan content for free and will never talk negatively about the game, if they wanted to rework the gacha works the best way would be to incentivize for the players to willingly pull and buy, not make them spend out of spite, this change makes no sense from a business perspective, it feels rushed and out of touch.if something "feels" better people will prefer it even if the odds are against them (and in this case, the old system IS in the player's favor), the developer has to figure out how to juice a player while also making them feel good, the cons greatly outweigh the pros, who cares if after a million pulls i get 10 extra rolls on average, losing on the spark, extra eleph and the satisfaction of planning to pull 200 and getting two girls is better than the pressure of having to win two coinflips only to get miyako'd twice.
I make sacrifices to Omnisseiabut my prayers are unanswered....
2-3 million dollars monthly gacha revenue is not sustainable.
>>575532856what if I'm 60?
>>575534069>Game did twice as good as last quarter>Better kill ithm
>>575533894Worse than useless, they are the definition of parasites, extracting sustenance at the expense of the host.
>>575534146what some people fail to grasp as to why BA has such a big and loyal fandom is that the game focused on little girls
>>575534107TA, not TC.
some students fail to grasp my big pp
>>575534207proof?
Mika love
>>575533802Nemugaki family...
>day before yesterday>spent an hour explaining the "Hoshino jobbed" and "Hinawank" memes to a newfag that had just finished V1C3>less than 12 hours later, Nexon announced the gacha changes>"Hinawank" mentioned less than 20 times since then, or less than 0.5 times/threadMr. newfag, if you're on right now I'm sorry that you picked just about the worst time to start playing BA
>>575534161Uh bro, your holy incense? Disrespect begets disrespect
EOS Status?
>>575534207yes, that's making your customers happy, know you core audience, give them what they want and you will have an exploitable niche all for your own
>>575529838They won't. Players are too invested in their accounts to just leave. They'll still play and pay like the good little piggies they are. The Ex EA exec is correct and made the right decision to help the company grow and keep the shareholders happy.
>>575534331i thought those were her huge Tits.
>>575534250Oops, that's what I get for not clicking back through to the start of the chain.
>>575534373 in the west 100% of video games feature ugly women despite the self evident fact that hot women will move more money
>>575534207That's really not itThere's a million loli games out there that don't make it far at all.BA made it this far because there was something genuine there that people grew to appreciate over time, devs say volume 3 and bunny Asuna are two things that really drew people in, but the thing that drew people in was something real they felt reading the story. People care about stories with genuine emotion, stories that move them, stories that contain some genuine feeling, BA had that.If you just care about lolis there's a million other games out there, some lewder.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JCi171IVqs
>>575533472indeed, maybe take a break from posting here, permanently
Who's this artist
>>575534548buy an ad
>>575534343>W-45>L-62>.421our season is over bro
>>575534548>There's a million loli games out thereno there aren't
>>575533474>If they didn't do it immediately in the wake of all the backlash, they will not change it.That kinda thinking is pretty stupid. This is an issue that requires speed, but kneejerk reaction will just make it worse. They have to talk to each of their divisions and discuss the best move, whether to completely revert, make it better, or introduce something else. And to prepare the apology letter.
>>575534170>t.
>>575532358It's like that one gmod fuck up when you sit on someone and end up with your legs in a fishtail
>>575534069>Vol EX flopped for real Sisters...
>>575532856What if a cute asian JC girl is showing a bit too much affection too you? Like she puts her legs on your laps and then she asked you to look up horoscopes together online and then she told you "your zodiac is really compatible with mine hehe".Asking for a friend of course.
>>575534276I keep forgetting that Nemugaki being her last name implies her dad was a Nemugaki
>>575534548>millions of loli gamesme when i lie
imagine if global got the new gacha earlythat would be wacky
>>575533909I'm not the anon you're referring (jumping out a window).If Blue Archive shut down I think would be fine as long the game and franchise ended "organically". I don't expect the game and franchise to keep up forever.In fact, I rather see the game end on a high note, compared to being slowly degraded and milked for years until they are forced to shut down.Is like these TV shows that should have been canned decades ago but somehow still continue and everyone knows they suck ass.What I'm trying to say, is that if Blue Archive ended on a good note because of organic reasons, I would keep it as a reminder of good times and I would appreciate all the lessons I got from the story with me.However if the game degrades and ends because of corporate greed, I cannot with an straight face enjoy and remember the fondly the franchise anymore. It would be disgusting to me.
>finally caught up on 18 hours of threadsfinally things are slowing down
>>575533472There is this one time i ran over a squirrel with my car and i said mehYoure the squirrel
>>575534479torpedo tits
>>575534613Nvidia H100
>>575532856Nyo.
>>575534613>bilibili watermarkMore likely that it's slop
>>575534713she just want a green card mate
>>575534791>caught upthere's nothing worth reading
>>575534498>the "west"there your problem
>>575533969same but when i was in my late 20s
>>575534761Global got the the previous gacha change early so it only makes sense.
Okay how about this /bag/First 100 is 50/50BUT! Every 100 rolls from there is 100% guaranteed banner?That means at worst you're rolling 300 times for 2 students instead of the 400 Nexon wants us to follow from now on.
It's simple math. If you were more commonly doing 200 pulls on old system to get what you wanted, you're fucked. If you were more commonly doing 100 or 300 pulls on old system to get what you wanted you're good. So go on, look back and see if you're fucked or not.
>>575534569>*clicks*>that's going into my cringe compilation
>>575534791Chunzi...
>>575534646>That kinda thinking is pretty stupid. This is an issue that requires speed, but kneejerk reaction will just make it worse.not really, it's the mask off momentcompanies have weathered and bitched out from worse mask off moments, like the initial XBone disaster from microsoft. You take the L and try to pretend you didn't do that dumb thing, send your apology, move on
If BA ends i will feel nothing because my main gacha is Nikke and BA is just a secondary shitty side gacha I play that i never spent a single cent on
>>575534069they did okay almost twice as much as last quarter for mobile game division though
>>575535071
>>575532364Slingshot is reserved for Niya.. or Ako, depending our resident saggerdev
>>575534762That's fair. Still, it's something I've rarely thought about despite it being an inevitability. I've never had a pet but I imagine that's what getting one is like. You'll have your good times but somewhere deep inside you know it's going to end and sooner than you'd hoped.
>>575534963>it's simple math>posts something blatantly falseokay bro
>>575535071did ask
it's really sad to see how many people play gacha because they're too poor to afford real video games instead of because they want to fuck the characters
>>575535120Overall flattened, so the logical step is to milk the one sub sector that has seen growth for all its worth
>>575535071>NikkeYeah i thought about trying that one but i'm not a nigger so i don't like fat asses
Bros, what about BA's 15 years plan...
>>575533498Its 11% now which is wild
Heh
>>575535252They've got 15 months at this rate
can't keep up, any news of them reverting the changes?
geniunly what the fuck is GDD manga all about?
>>575535286why is the language breakdown showing that the negative reviews are all from china
>>575535252It's a real shame, I would've been pretty eager to play with it until it turned 18.
>>575535349Child Feet
>>575535071Most people in /bag/ haven't even spent money on the game itself
>>575535349Making me want to suck on Yuzu's toes
Stop talking about children
>>575535286i bet my right nut john nexon will say negligible or Tis but a scratch
>>575535349crying children.
Ok.Kindergarten.
I'd rape a crying Reisa
>>575535071You're not gonna have material to steal from lil bro
>>575535421i paid my internet to access this game
>>575535447 and start posting them
>>575535168>Urm the graph totally doesnt say the new system is better at 100 and 300 and worse at 200Honestly shocking you have the gall to say this with how many times the probability distribution has been posted over the last couple of days.
>>575535035Fuck you mean mask off moment.Objectively, the new system is just a sidegrade. The problem with it is the psychological burden for players are much worse, which people are rightfully angry for, but some of the reactions are just too overblown that it's hard to talk about it.
>>575535521maccas wifi
>>575535540>it's worse if a witch doctor cursed me to roll exactly 200 times every single time, therefore it's always worse!yawn
>official account made a post and no one even links ithttps://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2081938205621059888
god can we go back to talking about molesting our daughters please we had such a nice vibe going
Train sex with Reisa in front of my wife Nozomi!
>>575535349more importantly, when is kei joining the manga?
holy shitBIG news inside
>>575534762I think way way too many people look at gacha games and jack off over "The game ending already". Yeah its a retarded thing, you could just stop watching. I see people hang around gacha games years after growing to hate them because "Ugh well I'm not allowed to leave until it dies obviously". They sit there in threads wishing every day it ends already so they could leave, not realizing they could leave ages ago.>But it was supposed to end ages agoNo it wasn't, fuck offStop jacking yourself off over it ending, if you're not happy leave. Just because you're "done" playing World of Warcraft doesn't mean "UGH why won't this stupid shit game end already". Gacha games are only meant to really end when they stop being profitable, or demand entirely dries up.When a developer tries ending the game suddenly out of nowhere despite the game making billions a year and the fans still wanting to see more, we call developers like that retards trying to seem deep, like they don't know what sort of game they're making. The only gacha games I've seen end on good terms is when the same developers make a better version of the game and slowly move players over to the new version.
Can someone translate this pls?
>>575535519Black and white best friends truly are one of the most iconic aesthetic combos around.
>>575535671> Generic 3x postNigga we knew this already.
>>575535671It's evolving
Ding dong.
>>575534963Wait who the fuck is aspiring for 100 pulls? This isn't froyoverse, we get 2 characters every 2 weks
>>575535671talk about the gacha change, john nexon
>>575535730Are there even any anons here that read Mandarin? If you're asking to throw it into Gemini then just do that yourself.
>>575535252Keeping the previous gacha would ensure this, even if they still introduced new powercreep mechanics along the way, the swede swine is just retarded like all corpos today. We live in a fucking idiocracy.
>>575535684raiders have arrived, time to play mahjong
>>575535376Because it's always the chinks, they're all bugs with the thinnest skin.They may be on my side to revert the changes this time, but I would never want them near anything I enjoy.
>>575535730I'll tell you a secret. Windows now has OCR in the snipping tool. Open it and press the button with lines of text in it.or WIN+SHIFT+T
>BA ends>but they continue the IP as a single player game series (dunno about the genre I prefer an SRPG ala SRW myself but post your preferred genre if you want) with a game releasing almost every year like CoD or sports gamesWould /bag/ prefer this?
>>575535671>chinks in the repliesUh oh shit got real
>>575535684*niecesand we prefer the term bellyblasting
What did Reisa mean by this?
>>575535776SHUT IT DOWN
>>575535886I would much prefer if Blue Archive was a real video game instead of f2p slop to avoid these brown chimpouts
>>575535776I look like thisNagisabro btw
>>575535886>Rumors of season 2Blue Archive might become an anime-only series and I don't have a reaction image for how horrifying that prospect sounds.
>peptide stack locked in>energy drink in handtime for blue archive
>>575535903uh oh
Honestly, Iroha is the finest lady there is.
I think I need another hobbyMaybe something like online gambling
>>575535376The breakdown only shows overall. Less reviews = more impact from changing reviews to negative
>>575535832I don't use slop, I was hoping someone could actually speak chink...
>>575535519Its not theft if the game you based the characters on are dead lmfao
>>575535776The elephants were were better
BA won't get a sequel so soon.Games like dead or alive Xtreme needs a sequel.
>>575535886Definitely. Hell, I'd prefer that to the status quo. I would even be generous and only pirate them until I've recouped the cost of BA.
Bwos is it better to grind the event or do x2 normal missions?
>>575532910No, it's like uma where you spend the same gems you could spend on new units. AND INSTEAD SPEND THEM ON SKILL AND STAT STICKS.
>make people feel good and they won't mind being ripoff by your terrible rateThe mobster know this, the chink fisherman know this, why does our Jewish overlord with their fancy business degree and 4000 year of usury get that
>>575535985Leave this one to me
>>575536000>forgot neru's halosecondary ahh image
>>575535671>check the profiles of the "people" chimping out in the replies>brazilian>indonesian>vietnamese>mexican>chinesehmm
>Wake up>See this:What to do?
>>575531614>>575531865>>575532910subtle
>>575536139Rape
Why is everyone so angry? The math says it's better
>>575535684a trip to the archives would tell you that we only molest nieces and desks here
>>575535864same thing happened with Hoi4 during the india mission tree expansion packbecause it had missions for india to conquer china, when china had missions to conquer india either in base game or in an earlier dlcI didn't even know they played Hoi4
>>575536130I read some reactions to that fact on 2chan. Japs are surprised that gaijin really don't fuck around. They are both greatful and disgusted at the cultural difference.
>>575535071nikke is infinitely worse off, they got literal indian men npcs, crazy shit. The worst things that have happened to BA look tame in comparison.>>575531520>gay twink mcNever ever.
>>575536130>thirdies are complaining therefore the change is LE GOOD
>>575536196The devs never even made their case, they just dropped it on us cold turkey
Math isn't real.
>>575536196math was invented by jews to control the white race, just like general relativity and quantum mechanicsdon't believe (((their))) lies
>>575535671Even the elephant brigade got distracted from protesting a stream that happened 2 months ago, wow
>>575536196People can't read and love to doompost than hope posting.
NEW OFFICIAL POST ONLY 1 MINUTE OLDhttps://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2081952792906789252
No one should ever spend money on gacha games! Can't have ads either! They have to make all their money through branding deals that don't get in the way and merch that's sold at cost (sans delivery)!
Been playing poe, so I missed all the details. Next fes has 5 unitstudents?
>>575536268Explain this thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpuUpGqSPOA
>>575536268Oh yeah? Explain THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpuUpGqSPOA
>>575535776>Those who posts these are all chinks, spics or SEAniggersNot surprising
>>575536196>math says it's better to gamble twice instead of gamble oncelol, lmao
no kotposter today?
>>575536130>Change roll out for JP>Globalcucks chimping outLel.
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>575535519glass houses
>>575536103Alright they keep the current 50/50 thing but add a marriage mechanic in the same patch. Would that successfully keep the people distracted and happy enough to pick their pockets?
>>575536196You can't use math to measure luck
>>575536393unironically a lot of people are fucking retarded when it comes to probability because of muh feeling
Is Reisa the Yuri girl of blue archive?
>>575535985Kek
>>575536130Did anyone ever tell you JP has a huge diaspora? I know Japanese people who've never been there
>>575536461There is no muh feeling in my post. I want to roll 75% chance once, not twice in a row. Hope that helps.
>yuritroonIf you needed any more obvious indication that trannies are seething and falseflagging, there you go.
>>575535985lmfao
>>575536130This but unironically, why is it always those retards that probably don't even spend money in the game that complain the most?
>>575535985heh
i kid a need
>>575536362>>575536384All fake.
>>575536362>>575536384
>timeline where everything got fucked up, bad ending and the universe implodedWould you watch an OVA about this?
>>575536508 sure, it's japanese immigrants making all the esl schizo babble posts itt
>>575536268Then how did I fail it so many times, hm?
They failed us.
https://x.com/i/status/2081953523579928679Gooks are very vocal about it and they are NOT happy
>>575536196Mathematics cannot calculate RNG and luck.
>>575536457Change marrige to engage to fit the theme and you got yourself a deal
>>575536626how did they fuck up with the mc so badly, they even had ba to show how its done
>>575535886it would be way better, also rare good gookako
Raping the Yuri out of Reisa!
>>575536661It's Korea, it's not like they have anything to be happy about anyway.
You could have avoided melting down like this if you just majored in math or physics, you know.Don't even bother replying with computer """science""" btw.
>>575536338the game is on fireis the new leauge good
>>575536646en tl por favor
Well? Is it true Sensei?
>>575536609>one day Sensei just stopped rolling for new students...
>>575536646>Sperg the fuck out over some non canon mahjong shit>Don't sperg out over thisWhat the fuck is their problem
>>575536130hmm indeed
>>575536609Why would I want to watch my precious students suffer
>Every 100 pulls has a 50% chance to get a rate-upSo does that mean on roll number 100, you specifically flip a coin to get rate up or the sum total is 50% after 100?
>>575536762I love naked swimsuits even more
i play blue archive to stare at little girls. i am not uninstalling it ever nor am i ever playing another gacha game.
>>575536703This was drawn by the fat chibi Reisa artist...
@Arona check him pc
Kek
>assoral>yuri>frogjust pick one bro
>>575536750It's okay so far. Worb is pretty fun, luminary was extreme bait as league starter, but might be fun as second character, especially after upcoming buffs. Underwater content and crafting is decently fun.Anyway, I need all the details on the new gacha system to make a simulation/math.
>>575536686He looks exactly like anime sensei but less faggy.What do you mean?
>「キム・ヨンハが直接ユウカのコスプレをして、なぜこんなガチャシステムになったのか、その過程を直接説明してくれ」>Kim Yongha should come on stage in Yuuka cosplay and explain in detail why he made the changes and how it affects everyone in detail
>>575536838the tranny mind cannot comprehend this
>>575536130there are some gooks too but that's it
Bros I don't think it's the elves this timeIt's something way worse
>little bit of rain>ISP still hasn't restored service in 12 hours and theres no sign theyll do shit until morning.I had to install BA on my phone with mobile data but at the rate the downloads are going it might not be done until sunrise.Fuck comcast. My only options were them and some noname company that was just comcast with a fake mustache.
>>575536951What's your problem with smart 4chanfrog?
Ronaldo collab soon?
>>575536000It's still not too late to take up drinking.
>>575536626>male human npcyeah skippa skippa
>>575537042you can try connecting your phone to your machine then select internet tethering mode and use it as a modem
>>575536971You mean he (she?) has the same problem as anime sensei, but they made it canon in the actual game. Are you retarded enough to think I want to play as a literal gay looking skinny twink? Almost as bad as having males.
>>575536609>shown my wifes halo shattering>shown her mental limits being stretched thin and broken >"hey bro, wanna a full animation that shows her kohai killing her"Oh how I wish I could hit you.
>>575536821Roll 100 is a 50% exactly. The sum total probability of getting the student at 100 pulls is 75% under the new system.
>>575537126That's a figurine dumbass. Are you gonna skippa because of black suit?
>>575536838based even if ironic
>>575537126>>575537141yuritrannies shut the fuck up
>>575536626They fucked us already in their throes of their ego, why should we assume they're good actors through the life of this game?
>>575536626I feel like I'm in a mental asylum with people shilling this garbage every fucking day
>>575537132At this point id already given up and Im in my comfy bed. It is now tomorrow's problem.I will have to resist the temptation to pat the chibis while at work though.
>playerbase is gonna get raped by gacha changes>release ASMR of 2 rapistsI see...
I once believed Pikaman would be the one receiving this treatment live during an anniversary stream. Wild how it'll be Kim instead.
>>575536254>I'm supposed to believe that Cleyson Hernandez on twitter is angry at this because he understands logarithmic probability and how nexon is fucking him over with this change
Reisa's toes...
Why are people complaining?
>>575537252Retard. Having your mc be a literal gay twink is as bad as having yurishit. BA has neither. Do you understand that concept? Why do you think you'll get anywhere shilling lgbt shit here?
>>575537337oh i get it, comfy as well on bed toothough i might get up and play some vidya past midnight, i am bored as fuck rn
>>575537393The average IQ in India is 75.
>>575537332>you can't talk about Blue Archive 2 in the Blue Archive general
>non ba imageoh wow
>>575537483Kill yourself
>>575537416I have a feeling you would complain about any male design for MC
>>575537483You're brown.
>>575537393>ignoring fragmentsThere's your issue. Literally no one would be agree had they not added the reset.
>>575537491Reisa is sexier.
>>575537391Do not stick it in the hole.
>>575537483Then fuck off retard
>seia imageoh wow [-]
>>575537416but BA sensei is a twink>the anime isn't can- thats just cope and we know it
>/agdg/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/1752460869528365.jpg/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/1749250139038240.jpg/Who's this mindbroken tranny that keeps shitposting?
>Literally no one would be agree
>>575537525>The next image actually have sensei sticking it in the hole
ibuki naked
>>575537483>Blue Archive 2that's RX though
member soundposts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WubRh-yi7To
>>575537483>Blue Archive 2>none of the appeal of BA>>575537510You want a good mc design? I said yurishit would be just as bad as your gay twink mc. This is what a non fagged out mc looks like. I don't want any kind of your degeneracy.
>>575537629You cracked the case detective.
I must admit, I want Gookako hentai, can someone draw it?
>>575537712>its_the_same_picture.jpg
>>575537698buy an ad
Buy a pakeji
>>575535776>poorfags crying about battlepass. If fomo is your reason then that's on you.
Nikke>new summer event>new loli focused event>their playerbase is happyHolodreamz>new summer event>their playerbase is happyStella Sora>new summer event>their playerbase is happyTrickcal>new furry event>their playerbase is happyFGO>11th Anniversary Celebration in 5 days>their playerbase is happyHonkai>new FGO collaboration event>their playerbase is happyGenshin>new summer event>their playerbase is happyZZZ>2nd Anniversary Event>their playerbase is happyWhy Blue Archive is the ONLY gacha that fucked up their summer event?
>>575537912done, now what?
Why are Ako and Kayoko dressed like streetwalkers?
>>575537483>Blue Archive 2Is Stella Sora
>two different posts using non BA images engaging in the discussion opposing each otherinorganic hours
im still not playing your game
>>575537950Stella Sora is dying bro....
>>575537950Give FGO a chance, I'm sure they'll find a way.
>>575537620Sensei is a tiny loli
>>575537863Dishonest artstyle, forced nostalgia
>>575537773The point is you're delusional if you think I'll play a game with an mc that looks like a faggot who would flail his arms and break them punching someone. Make your mc look like a man. Firm, at least a bit bulky, and confident. Most gachas can't handle that for some reason, looking at fgo, mihomo, ao, and so on. But it's interesting those same games always end up appealing to degenerates, so I guess I'm not the target audience for them, since I'm straight. BA was incredibly smart to not make a canon design, not just for the player connection but also to ensure it doesn't fall into the trap most gachas do.
>>575537950>furry eventShe's a damn tiger person no more than Mari is a furry
>>575537950Nikke player here. Our summer fucking sucked dick. This current event is decent though.
Is that a child pus
remember when we used to be the peak of gacha gaming? good time, fuck nexon
>>575537950>Trickcal>new furry eventI KNEW it was a trick when people were saying to play that shit.
What game with a pity system doesn't reset if you hit the banner character? Seems like a pretty unreasonable ask.
>>575537950Why you is ESL? Why ESLs is always talking like this? Why ESLs is always crying over BA?
>most obvious shitpost imaginable >always full of imageless replies
>>575537950>holo gamethey would eat up anything, let's be honest
>>575538092>>575538175>this is not a furry according to /bag/bros???
>>575536609>Hey you love that Hello Kitty or Doraemon cartoon right, a story that's meant to be happy and everything works out in the end right??>Well you'd love it a billion times more if everyone was raped and murdered right?>No?>In fact you think I'm fucking retarded and don't understand the story at all? And I don't understand why the fans are attached to this story at all either? >Hmph, well that's your opinion.If I go to an ice cream shop and they give me curry in order to be "subversive" it doesn't make it good
>>575538165glowie
If you play Blue Archive you get to do this to your students
stop shilling your rabi edits: the game
>>575536626>malesyou had one job, stupid niggers.
>>575538252Keyword: Kemonomimi
>>575536626>AO audience will probably full of BA haters>just like wuwa is full of hoyo haterssounds exhaustingso no
>>575538178If you're asking rhetorically, games with pity systems generally don't run 2+ concurrent character banners like BA does.That's the problem, nexon's forcing a gacha system into a game that wasn't built from the ground up for it.
>>575538252I've seen a lot of art of her as a futa
>>575538309Whatever happened Epic Semen, I remember they used to be shitpost powerhouses and shilled their garbage game relentlessly
>>575535671リプ欄がレッドウィンター化してて草枯れる
Ibuki and her 10cm tunnel.
>>575538107As an ex-Nikke player, I'm so curious how this summer sucked, since it had swimsuit Cinderella. But this is /bag/ and not /nikg/ so I will not ask.
>>575538305I can confirm
>>575538347that's two words, the second one indicating only a small fraction of the character is an animal
MOMMY YUUKAMOMMY YUUKA
Why is you all still play BA, play better game like Stlla Sora, we haves Loli as main characters
>>575538356It's insane how I have never seen any discussion about Wuwa itself, all they do is shit on Hoyoslop all the fucking time, they never talk about their own game
>>575538080Dude, it's le tired salaryman trope. It is just this from the BA manga. You're delusional if you think Sensei is some gymbro if you actually read the game.I'm not saying any of the new games are gonna be good or anything, but fags who don't want depiction of male MC at all disgust me. You lose out on so many good CG possibilities like>holding hands with a girl as she's learning how to swim>princess carry>onbu>girl patting MC's head as he's in her bosom
>>575538381It's PVP focus, that shit is only liked by Chinks and Gooks.They also have some of the most obnoxious fights in the story mode, so the shilling can only go so far.
Good night
>>575529838NoJaps are cucks and will always side with the companies, just look at gamefreak or Ninty
So what happened earlier in the thread? Did I miss some underage girls flashing their perky tits or what
Large students
>>575537379it's always the browns who are making these kind of comments, same with those stupid elephant spamming
>>575537712>Blue Archive 2>none of the appeal of BAWe will get an Ibuki-like down the line, trust the plan.For now you will have to make do with walking onahole elves.
>>575538475what the fuck is happening in the gdd manga
>>575537950>fgo>the introduction of servant made a lot of players seething in 9th anniv>salaryman endinglollmao
>>575538521Yeah anon, but you forget a little something from that other game, you're not a human, you're a cucked cat in a yuribaiting game
>>575538564average IQ in Japan: 115Average IQ in Pakistan (where you're from): 74
These retards unironically think the guy who started off as a yurishit writer won't devolve as soon as he's given free reign lmao
>>575538705>my ballsKEK the mc is a tranny
>>575537343Do we have a third rapist?
>>575538705Yeah okay dude. As if transforming into random stuff to leer on heroines in not a classic harem trope.
>>575538639>safe horny alternative of lolisYeah no, not into midgets. That's basically cope a loli. Every single midget they show don't act like kids, they act like adults
>>575530524>t.
>>575538774There's already pretty clear signs of it in the trailer but people never learn
isakusan dodge the bullet
>>575538617>making these kind of comments
Reisa and her 6.7cm tunnel
If you buy pakeji you can unlock a secret live2d where students get naked
>>575537343Seia lost
>>575538729>Average remaining BAcuck IQ after this debacle: 80 (rural america average)>Average chink gacha IQ: 115
>>575538643Its not really trying to be canon or anything, so it can basically be anything. Every chapter is just them making shitty games and every time they miss the point and go off the rails.
>>575538729The average IQ in japan is like 103 and only because they didn't accept judaism (Israel is the highest at ~108)I don't think Pakistan is high however, they tend to like cousin marriages too much
>>575538869>bullet dodges bullet
Do I need to pull all 5 FES banners? That's a lot of gems to save up.
>>575538774>won't devolve as soon as he's given free reign lmaoIt already in the maincast with a woman using magic to look like a little girl to hang out with the maincast while making sure you remain as a cat, one of the three girls of the main cast is the fucking yuribait that want you to stay in the cuck chair
>>575538521You’re retarded. The ao twink, fgo twink, mihomo twinks, and so on are all disgusting attempts at making an mc. I am a man. I want the mc to look at least masculine and not pathetic. You don’t even need to actually make them buff for that, look at Okabe in steins gate for example, he’s masculine without being buff. Look at Sol and Ragna, they’re undeniably manly mcs that you can respect. There’s a lot of ways to make a good mc but almost every gacha fails. BA not having a canon sensei design, while still making it obvious sensei is a male, and having arius mobs call sensei “the big one”, is always going to be better than being stuck playing as an actual noodle looking faggot. And it’s funny you mention that because BA does have headpatting.
>>575538370I'm asking for real because I've never played another gacha game in my life. I can't find it in my heart to get angry at all this because I don't see how it affects someone like me, someone who always saves up 24k per student banner anyway
>>575538902 >hoyoshill (pakistani)>>575538935 >hoyoshill (indian)impressive plurarity
>>575538875>Reisa's tunnel is too small for the average penis to enjoyReisabros...>>575538928I like unhinged Yuuka in the latest chapter.
>17 AssOral shill posts in the last two minutes
>>575538928Yuzu gets if. If you know your level or cardio well enough to know that you wouldn't escape it's better to just stand your ground and conserve your energy.
>teeth brushed>nails cut and filed>pubes and ass shaven>bedsheets fresh out of the dryerI feel clean as a whistle, which student do I go to to celebrate? No Miyako please
SAAAAR
>>575539016>And it’s funny you mention that because BA does have headpattingCan you post the CG of MC getting headpatted?
>>575538521>>575539016Oh yeah and i should say, ps manga sensei is a lot better than anime sensei and the gacha twinks I mentioned. You think my complaint is they’re not buff but my complaint is they’re not men. As a man i want to play as a man.
>>575538818ah yes the classic harem troupe of being castrated
>>575539057Aoi for your monthly prostate exam
Sar they are atacking Nexon what do we do!!?
Latest chapter of GDD proves that Babu Momoi is real and official
okay i'll bitewhat AO can offer?
>>575539129It's an edit, dear retard.>>575539127He literally looks like PS manga sensei. What the fuck are you even talking about? Like I get it, hating on other stuff is cool, but making up fake reasons for it is not.
>>575539248>what AO can
>>575539056I was once attacked by a dog for like ten minutes, with its owner trying to run around and grab it, but not "really grabbing it". Just maintaining eyesight with it and holding out an object it targets instead of you was enough to avoid anything much. It circles you over and over growling and biting but you don't ever show it fear, run, or show it your back.
>>575538774>male MC>it will be yurishit because... uhh... BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY?
>>575539248analoral
>>575539248gay twink simulation and yuri, i think ill stay with ba
i have no interest in magic wands and harry potter-esque stuff, post cool girls with cool guns
>Casts the bait and then proceeds to jump into the water and bite it>LOOK I GOT ONE GUYS
Are these retards really shilling a game that doesn't exist yet
>>575539012One of them is welfare so it's actually 4.
>>575539248Adult Only content about Nonomi is kinda average, not spicy enough. She makes Mika's AO content way more degenerate.
>>575539248So far, day 1 experience when it get released. I heard for some people that give a fucking lot.
Ako sexo muito real
>>575539354They don't actually give a shit about the game, notice whenever an AssOral thread is made it dies within the hour because no one actually caresAll they care about is "This will finally be the thing that kills BA" in their minds
>>575539397monster (not the drink)
>Believing in Nexon>After multiple class action lawsuits>After killing 10 games in the last 15 years>After raping Maplestory's carcass ever since BigBang
>>575536609I'd rather one where the Chroma tries to "fix" bad endings just to break everything even harder.Where all calamities begin.It goes "I can fix this" while making a horrid taxidermy of Yume's mummy
GTA 6 will kill AO
I expected nothing less from a game associated with yostar.
>>575539042is AssOral supposed to sound like a bad thing?
>>575539397I can almost see it...
>>575539546Never go ass to mouth, retard
>>575539412holy esl. this site is so cooked.
>>575539354For the record I'm not shilling anything. I hate weapon gacha with burning passion. But I hate people who are against depiction of male MC even more. I want a classic faceless dude as the MC. That's what every eroge for the past 20 years had and that's what BA is based upon.
recently everyone is always angry at bagkistan huh
this nigga encoded a webm for that shit pv and yet they still don't have a general lololol
>>575538475>It's a financally, physcialy and mentally sinkhole>Forgive everything because it's cute and it said my nameI wish all irl mom could be like that and not punt you right in the face for not thawing the chicken
>>575539546Rimjobs feel weird, I don't think I like them
>>575539272You dont get it. I think your kind really are soulless, then. Or you’re just being disingenuous because you know what you are.
>>575539474the only thing that will kill BA is NexonAO is just the backup
>>575539662Story time?
>>575539592You don't know the pleasures of eating out a girl's ass
>>575539015
I have conflicting feelings with the nickname "AssOral" because in doujins and fanart the ONLY sexual acts that manage to make me cum are Anal sex and Fellatio.By calling the traitor game "AssOral" I feel horny as an unintended side effect.
>>575539551see what?
>>575539702i cast BALD
I always imagined that the delinquent trio sound like the Kanker Sisters from Ed Edd and Eddy.
>>575539669Someone who's read around 400 galge, even learned japanese just to read galge, so I appreciate VN tropes in my VN gacha.
>>575539732The Sakurako pic makes this post perfect
>>575539662Why would you let someone exchange their oral bacteria with your anus? That sounds like a recipe for disease and cancer.
>>575538475This artstyle kinda make me remember to this
>>575539474I’ll never forget them thinking concord would change gaming to their side. I’ve lost count of how many supposed ba killers they’ve pointed at. The ones who hate BA are in a constant state of seethe and delusion.
>>575539732oral is based but ass is black coded (also borderline gay)
Alhamdulillah for this sfw Ibuki for we can marry and commit intercourse in a very halal way
>>575539662>Enjoying doujin tremendously>Bitch starts licking th eguy's nipples, commenting on dick smell or rimming him
4chan could really use a global rule against bad grammar
Sensei can't do this shit
>>575539662
>>575539779
I predict about 50% of people will like the new system and 50% will hate it once it drops
>>575539702Soapland whores will tell you to lay on your stomach and give you a surprise ass eating when you're expecting a body rub
>>575539841Uhhh what is this?
>>575539942Oh boy, hope I win that coinflip!
>>575539662the kind of girl who wants to lick your ass is the last person on earth you should actually let lick any part of youbecause she licks ass
>>575539798>>575539608I’m fine with an mc depiction if they can actually do a good one. But having a gay twink mc is literally as bad as having a female mc. And for the kind of game gachas are usually supposed to be, BA’s approach is the best.
They turned Midori into a robothttps://www.ganganonline.com/title/1851/chapter/128157
>>575539912IP blocking India, Pakistan and Israel would fix all boards instantly.
>>575538538what is she measuring?
>>575539923Let's be real, no students in the right mind would lick Sensei's asshole. It's like licking Kokona's dirty asshole and calling it nice. It's not nice.
Why am I supposed to hate AO again?
>>575539948suprise rimjob!?
>>575539949suffering slop manga
>>575540000GUH
>>575539912I've been saying this for months but 4chan's captcha should really be a grammar test
>>575539896>Enjoying doujin tremendously>tag: anal>then suddenly Sensei puts his hand inside the Student ass and pulls outside her interior ass (???) and all the flesh falls into the floorI still don't know WHAT THE FUCK was that but I never want to see it again
>>575540000Nice donuts
>>575539612that face is sinfulcover it
>>575539912nigga, most of the mods are not white and esl. it won't happen
>>575540073I don't understand how anyone likes that shit
>>575539983Misusing the word twink just makes you look silly. SS MC, now that guy looks like a twink.
>>575540023how am i supposed to know that?make up your own mind
>>575540073kappa sensei…
>>575539949A black comedy about a girl with a 50 IQIts a comedy without any comedic elements and its basically just suffering, as she's turned into a whore and everyone around her hates her because she's unironically retarded, and not the joke sort of retarded. Like its a story about how life abuses actually retarded people. From what I've seen there's at least a few chapters where she gets beaten up by random people.
>>575540000>Villain Midori ArcI CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT'S REAL
>>575539972Anon you save ass for last
>>575540041Didn't they announced anime adaptation lately?
>>575539841Not gonna lie, if I had a sister I would fuck her
>>575540000the original midori died when her mind went into the robot btw
>>575540000IS THIS PICKLE RICK REFERENCE??
>>575540145So Sensei's bald spot wasn't just any bald spot...
>>575540180Yes
>>575540128I call it that to highlight the failure. Here, another good example of a good mc that doesn’t look like a fag even if he’s not a gymbro. You can’t have this if you play a game with a twink mc.
>>575540225Bruh
>>575540180and people are already complaining about it
>>575540216based
Korean game price hikes out of nowhere...I mean this is the standard for anyone who plays korean MMOs. I don't know anyone thinks BA is immune from being korean scummy business tactics.
>>575530524In an ideal world where they adhered to the concept of "every commit is a green snapshot" for all of the projects involved in Blue Archive, they could do something as easy as key binding "git revert <hash>" to ctrl+z. But of course, that isn't realistic and ignores many other factors that go into making a green snapshot across multiple moving parts.
>>575540073Kek sauce? It's so absurd I need to see it
>>575539949>Girl is a tard >Work as a slut>Vips like her because she too stupid to have any malice thoughs like your common foid>This anger the foid>She diedThere also a semi yuri theme but i choose not to care about it
>>575540000This manga deserves a Kyoani tier adaptation so badly
There's also Neru giving a surprise fisting, I can't get rid of how hot that scene is.
i turned myself into a robot, sensei!robot momoi!
>>575540000
>>575540303Damn covid touristThey ruined everything
>>575540275>Here, another good example of a good mc that doesn’t look like a fag even if he’s not a gymbroHe looks like a 6'3" aryan. Most of this thread would suck his dick. Carrying a 25kg child is not a big deal for anyone, not even some tired hunchbag dude in his 30s, which is what is depicted.
>>575540216I would marry mine. Why would I waste my bloodline on some random hussy?
>>575540023>SPAMS AssOral FOR 300 POSTS IN A ROW IN A 400 POST THREAD>"This is offtopic, stop">WAAAH WAAAH WHY DO YOU HATE US, WHY ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HATE ME AGAIN?? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HATE ME SO MUCH I JUST DON'T GET IT (CONTINUES SPAMMING OFFTOPIC SHIT)I know this is a foreign concept to you so you wouldn't ever be able to understand it, but if you've ever been in a general thread where they allow off topic shit in the thread to be posted for long enough, the entire thread, from then until eternity, will ALWAYS be offtopic shit from that moment onward. 90% of threads on /vg/ are nothing but offtopic shit every thread all threadThe only threads that remain on topic are the few threads that put effort into remaining on topic and don't allow off topic shit like thatOnce a thread allows offtopic shit, that general thread is dead. You want to talk about the game for one second, people tell you to shut up and they'd rather talk about metashit and /v/ shit instead, and they go back to talking about off topic shitCall out retards who say shitty things like "sister gameCall out retards who say shitty things like "Its basically related so we can talk about it here"No it isn't related at allCut off the tail before it grows, or else it will fester and take over.
>>575539912I've been to 3rd world forums that have grammar and spelling rules in order to prevent low-quality posts, why can't the biggest imageboard on Earth do the same?
>>575540416> She diedThat's the punchline? Was this written by a woman?
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>>575540426God tier art ruined by fisting and burping
>>575540456Based Ashleybro
>>575540462>No it isn't related at all
>>575540442So why do you want to play as a weak boy instead of a man though? I dont understand your support for the average gacha mc archetype.
>>575540456everything too big
>>575540462uh oh melty
>>575540216I don't have a sister either so I did my cousins
>>575540538Better than NTR
>>575540496the largest board is the japanese one.
>>575540565>weak boyA thirty year old dude is not a boy, that's my fucking point. I will call out shit like FGO and SS for having a weak boy MC.
>t. off-topic shitter
alright no cletusposting in the next thread
I want a hot doujinshi about Reisa fixing me.
>>575540576>poop is better than diarrheaI think both suck!
>>575539912
put peepee in student vagina. rleease white baby batter. student gets pregnant. student gives birth.all doujins should be this way.
>>575540501>That's the punchline?It's literally in the despriction>Was this written by a woman?Was Seia doomfox ?
>>575540462Uh oh Nexondrone melty
>>575540571I have a cousin my age but I haven't seen her in 20 years. Bummer
>>575540216If you had a sister this thought wouldn't cross your mind
>>575540462Based, nothing against the game itself but they should really stay where they came from and never talk about it here. Instead some idiots act like they are legit being paid to do it.
>>575540303>>575540041>>575539841Turn off the moe filters, this is how she actually look like
Baking Seia bread
>>575540462sister gameit's relatedimouto sex
>>575540820>>575540820>>575540820
>>575540727you can't make white babies ranjeet no matter how much you might be paid to larp on twitter
>https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2081968032797364716>【重要なお知らせ】今回のピックアップ募集より、生徒募集システムがリニューアルされます。「募集」に関する重要な内容ですので、ぜひメンテナンス前に詳細をご確認ください。>https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/679
My mom is related to my aunt (not her sister)
>>575540023https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/1738853659160167.png/
>>575540724
>>575540727True
>>575540216You wouldn't, Westermarck effect happens
>>575540724reports made under that category never gets deleted.
>>575540836Retard, white baby batter means cum, it's WHITE and MAKES BABIES
>>575540910Baamp wrong I want to bear the child of my childhood friend so he'd fick his sister
>>575540910That literally doesn't exist
>>575532856but 18 years olds are legal you silly roomba!
>>575540837
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning dead /bag/
coom in kotoom
ya sensei
