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Gold City feet in my mouth
Now with 96% less diarrhea.
>tfw you will never be an uma>tfw you will never have an endearing gimmick>tfw you will never go to tracen and become a famous athlete
wtf i tought that was just a meme
Reminder that CMs do not matter in the future and only LoH does
>>5757164067 and Mambo is the cutest4 and Fuku is uggo garbage
>>575716529>>tfw you will never have an endearing gimmickI have nothing but endearing gimmicks
I'M WARM
>>575716573jesus imagine taiki on top of her
>>575716601Yea fatass, stuff more calories in your hole.
>>575716529>he wants to get plapped by a bald ojisan
>>575716739I want to stick my low-carb, high-protein calorie bar in her hole
mejiros be like "I'm not racist">only hangs out with other mejiros
odds, i jerk off to my oshievens, i abstinate until tomorrow
>>575716573
I already jerked off to all the new swimsuit umas
Uh? Deio is... le good!?
>>575717019SNU-SNU
>>575717083understanmed
>>575716856
>>575716973FUCK, MY DICK IS STILL SORE FROM YESTER—ACK!
Well we had a good run bwos
>all my GL aces are powerletsFUCK
>>575716406Hey Tore!/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie will have 1 (one) spot open this August! They say that's not so far away!Come join this band of hooligans as they venture deep into the trials and tribulations of tutoring both umas & musumis. ~Reply to apply!
>>575717170that's on my 18* stamina inspiration giving like 90 stamina instead of hitting the casino bigly, not Deio's fault
>>575717460>chiyo doesn't have flower eyesFAKE SAKURA
>>575717381My guy Allen is can't proofread the recruitment notice or is ESL
>>575717312zero power growth umas are fucked in GL
>>575717558Now that you mention it, do growths affect only trainings, or any increases to the stat? As in, does pow growth work on speed trainings?
>>575717381All I noticed was those uma milkers.
>>575717381Can I get the discord link so I can leave my club without a fuss
MANWHAT CAN I SAY
OSHI GAMING
sex with american umas pretending to be japanese umas
>>575716856Palmer and ardan hang out with hellos though
>thanks to all the wit training I never have a chance to pop LH recreationsDamn that kinda saddens me for some reason
>>575717714Yes power will increase more along with speed clicks, similarly speed increases more with wit clicks on speed growth umas. Guts growth umas increases guts more from stam clicks etc
1 year into the game and 7/9 still happens
>>575717973that's community service
>>575717370SOONI CAN FEEL IT IN MY DICK
>>575717460take this, you arrogant cunt!
Tachyon LOVE
>>575718161When I host and that happens I wait to the last second to cancel out of spite
>>575718308Sex with crippled succubus
>>575718302stop it
>>575716856Doesn't Mcqueef hang out with buncha of non-mejiros?
>>575718380Need this but with MArvey
>>575717523>is can't proofread>the post is perfectly written to a native speakeryou have deeply embarassed yourself
>bwos should i use my selector on 1lb air shakur or 1lb throne????JUST HOLD IT YOU FREAKS JESUS CHRIST
spend the voucher for 45lvl creek or one copy of wit Neicha asking for a friend
>>575718539That meme is taken seriously by tourists who take it as gospel. Just ignore the retards
>>575718653joke's on you, i used it to 3LB my natie
>>575718729calm down
>>575718705Def creek.Neicha needs to be 3lb+ to be good
>>575718779The fuck the amazon-coded uma is voiced by an amazon-coded seiyuu?I think this propaganda is working on me
Using sloppa to turn Umamusume real is horrifying
>>575718653you're gonna still be holding it on your deathbed
Isn't it fucked up that she owns her trainer?
>>575718875Embrace brown
>>575718932please delete this
Assuming 1 gold recovery, how much stam does a LS need for Teio Sho? Is 700 enough?
>>575718932Straight out of a Disney direct to TV movie
>>575718779that's a maaaaan
>>575718875She's just from Osaka
>>575718302Divorce-raping my trainee after years of fake marriage and sending her videos of me fucking other umas after we're separated!
Still waiting for that artist to release the colored version of this...
>>575719075tranny artstyle
>>575718779so they literally designed the character to look like her? also wow she has pretty eyes... m-my heart... doki doki...
タップダンスシチー「Torpedo tits」
There was another campaign in japan that got pulled due to an earthquake, I think it was a couple years ago, some famous actors or something were involved in the ads, like they even took the vids off the air.The performative jap 'respect' autism can be too detrimental.
>>575718883donnafags will post some shit like this then swear up and dont they're not homos.
Reminder that the Umas would never be interested in their Trainer & would only date someone age appropriate
>>575718883Woke trash
>>575719045850-900 if you want to protect against murmurs
>>575719102huh? how can you tell
>>575718408canon ending
>>575719381Hell yeah I love Hag Hello umanko
HAPPI BARSE DAYROBROI
>>575719173Mindbroken
>>575718302It's okay to divorce your UmaIt's okay to friendzone your UmaIt's okay to reject their confession
>>575719158looks sexy
If I join a club will you guys give me MC Nambu High sashes?
I'm so enraged bwos... every single room brings so many murmur debuffers to kill my oshi. It's like they are happy to lose to another xog
>>575719630sex
Any club recruiting a humble trainer next month?
Its not okay to turn down your trainee's advances. You're a trainer, do your job and fulfill her wishes. Or something bad might happen to you, you know. Frankly it would be your fault if it did.
>>575719381right, who'd ever want to date an older and more mature person?
>>575716501Gold City smile in my heart
Hello...
>>575719715no fuck off
>>575719715I never give sashes
>>575720019There'll be some recruitment messages in the thread at the start of the next month yeah.
XOguri players are niggers
did bokumanko bros just win?
>running out of pots>"surely the wheel will give out some">it stops handing them after 5 spinsuuuuuuuuhhhhhh I'm sorry danchou the daily fan gain will go down
Uma Milk Ice Cream
>>575719381canonically false
>>575716739no, I'll handle that for her
>>575720098No normal well adjusted high school aged girl dates someone a decade older than them that's for sure
>>575720037>send it by "not your trainee"
Bakushin a cute
>>575719381umas reach their mature body at age 13, do you see someone like Dia dating a 13 years old boy?
Looking for Dirt Uma wife. 35yrs old, dad bod trainer.
what if I want to date Opera O?
>>575720098>Coal Shitty
xoguri "players" or xoggers as i like to call them
>>575719189they're contacts, I'm so sorry bro
>>575717519she is a sakura! she's also a maruzensky bastard tho, the opposite of haru urara who clearly has the eyes but isn't a member of the family.
Bias aside, which umas would be indeed great wives?
>>575720547POV: you are king's trainer and have to change her diaper AGAIN
>>575720453She would only be 1 to 2 years older than him so that would not be too far fetched no
>CM climate so ass I'm considering using hog tactics and two debuffers made in autoplay I'm gonna hang myself
>>575720602None
>>575720543me on the left
>>575720602Ayabe
>>575720547Who else has garterbelts on?
>>575720602
NISHINO FLOWER STOLE ANOTHER SPRINTERS STAKES FROM ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>575720543Black trainers exist?
kingu lurve
>>575720421Fact bro
>>575720602Hishiama would def make a great partner. Her being SEXOOO is obviously a huge bonus as well
>>575720784
>>575720497Then you must post Opera mare
>>575720897The only correct answer
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKER CHANGE HIS PARENT WHY DO YOU NIGGERS DO THIS
>>575720602Palmer
>>575720796ramonu
I can't do it. I cant win against xmas oguri cap in Virgo cup. I would go 3/40 on day one if I tried my best.What's the honorable thing to do? Open League?
>>575720897Chopin
>>575721126and people here wanna hate on such oshi gamer?
>>575720602Ines Fujin
>>575716712spraying her umanko walls white with her futa cock after having her mother and sister as well, promising she'll come back when her kids are old enough
>>575721176she got better
>>575721126>tranny
>>575721294canon
>>575719284what are you talking about?
>>575718932too young and skinny
>>575721085>Open League?Get out of my safe zone, I can only get tickets from Open League nowadays and I'll kill anyone that dares to take them from me.
>>575721187Jealousy from other browns
>>575720771@umagrok translate this
>>575718932Don't post gore outside of /b/
this idle training is really nice to have but does anyone know how to get the most out of it? like, what settings are considered 'meta' right now? i stopped playing for months so my support cards are really old
face of the franchise
>>575721420
>>575720019Bricked has a spot open, join and get your 2.7k right now
>>575720602Ogurin.
>>575720978the hand should be brown
>>575720019>>575717381
>>575719381
>>575721840This anon gets it
>>575721294It's quite funny that Air Groove shows up as the "mom friend" of Admire Groove, Duramente, and now Rulership and then you have Tachyon that barely shows up in Scarlet's career. lmao
>>575721187See this >>575721327Browns are mindbroken by trans people.
Boy love?
>>575721992Tachyon hates kids
>>575721917>posting badly translated trash
is the teio card any good i got it LB1 on the free pulls
>>575722038No tomboys
>>575720602Tama
>>575720602Super CreekMejiro ArdanSymboli RudolfKing HaloNice NatureHishi AmazonAir GrooveGentildonnaHishi AkebonoCurren Bouquetd'orNishino Flower
>>575722117I'd take that over the censored localization
>>575721992Stallions are terrible mothers
>my trainer (male) became a trainer (female)
>575721840
>>575722287Cute filly
Almond Eye's mom got it going on...
>>575722117you prefer it to be localized the same way ayabe's was?
>>575722218it's really good at MLB
>>575722475meant for >>575721840
>>575722354
>>575722353>censored
>>575719381I’d be weirded out if they did. I’m here to help them become the best possible racer they can be, not to be the coping mechanism for their daddy issues.
>>575722218Strong for pace, needs MLB. nothing worth noting in the future
>>575722495count wise, "Ai-chan's mom, has got it going on" better fits the song's timing
>>575722548Yeah there's obviously no such thing as Christmas, Santa Claus exists as a "Holiday" icon of course
>>575721992Year 1 uma, I think if they add another of her kids in the future she would act more motherly, just like Cafe with Red Desire
>>575721992Scarlet has enough personality on her own while the others needed to be hand held by mommy otherwise their stories wouldn't be worth paying attention to
>>575721917>that last partNOOOOOOOO TRAINER IT'S A TRAP GO AWAY NOW!!
fusaichi pandora looks like a precure
>>575722496???
>>575722571>creekuwhat about (you)r mommy issues?
>>575722019>faceberg screencap of a xitter screencapIs this an elaborate bait? Should I screencap this post and post on d*scord or reddit as well?
>>575722747Admire Groove is cool fuck you
>>575722653Don't you get tired of being so retarded?
Guys I want to make a simple question: this Junior year is an actual brick that you must abandon, right? Or is it still salvageable?
>>575722475
Banchou LUST
>>575722958just abandon, minimum is 4 total songs and that is worth abandoning too
at what point in the looping journey do i start to care about the blue and pink spark?
I think it's my destiny to become Front RunnerShould i pick Suzuka from selector bwos...?
>>575722895>tsundere towards her trainerShe's shit
>>575722747>mommy Tachyon>isn't a good mommy
>>575722801It’d be purely platonic. I scratch her back, she scratches mine.
>>575723078When you start to make grandparents
>>575720796banahyde
>>575721761oh ok
>>575723113>purely platonic.yeah thats how it startscreek's already got her claws in this one, he's finishedrip
>>575723110The granny is a bad parent
This discussion with Scarlet and Tachyon just reminds me that launch Umas have it pretty rough with their career stories as this was before Cygames figured out how to actually write good stories and before they had a lot of horses licensed as UmaLike with Symboli Rudolf, Mr C.B and Katsuragi Ace are pretty important to that horse's story but at the time, Cygames didn't exactly have the rights for them so they weren't in the game, thus leaving out some important moments in Rudolf's story (like their defeat at the Japan Cup 1984 to Katsuragi Ace)
reminder there's no umamusume whose backstory is like "both my mothers used to be rivals in the twinkle series" or whatever
>>575718779she looks like the average latinx girl
>>575723347trvke
>>575722895I mean I agree, Aruvu has her thing with Still and she's cute and there's RulershipIDK what's the deal with Duramente tho, must have a shit story since no one posts or mentions about it online aside from muh tore love and muh air groove baby, if that's what you only have to offer then I'd rather have the other 2 kids, man Duramente pisses me off I HATE Duramente
>>575722971The look she gives me after an all nighter of umapyoi
>>575723282>thus leaving out some important moments in Rudolf's story (like their defeat at the Japan Cup 1984 to Katsuragi Ace)They don't want the players to see her as a jobber.
>>575723347yet
Haisexo
>>575718883>try to draw shades to give shape and details to the muscles>it actually looks like she has hairs on her bodyArtsits deserve to be culled in those days.
Yae!
>>575723320No
>>575723320slut
Can't wait for the shitshow that is going to be round 1.
>>575723594coolteki...
>>575723282Umamusume 2 will fix that
>>575720771torena: so this is creek's home huhcreeku: we're gonna play a lot together in my roomcreek's mom: konichiwatorena: thank you so much for letting me train your daughtercreek's mom: ah you're so cute i could eat you up*sex ensues*trainer: AHHHG I LOVE YOU MOMMYcreek's mom: *moans* looks like my daughter's roleplay wasn't enough to satisfy you
>>575723656most people will be understammed
>>575723282yeah but when i play her career she doesnt lose a single race so it doesnt matter
>>575723320Shichi sexo
>>575723594Feminine > Masculine
>>575723656Maybe I should send a bot xog
>domestic abuse imagesuh oh are chudlers agitated
>>575723704jesus christ this is advanced cucking i hate it
>>575723730Well sure, if you play correctly, you can win, but I'm just saying there was a chance for a canon event to surpass or have it play out as it did IRL to please the Keibafags and players of the game alike but well, they just went with "He was UNDEFEATED, THE EMPEROR WOOO" which is fine but I want there to be more for my wife who barely even interacts with the other characters to begin with
It makes me happy when Ruby rebukes that retarded zoomer whore every chance she gets.
>>575723704
>>575723486if they didn't pull the trigger on year 2 they never will
>>575724027we know, palmer
>>575721992Tachyon practices free range parenting
>>575723835Yaeno images are rareI don't have anymore
>>575723865No interracial marriage
>>575724117retard
>>575724236
>boane is actually tomorrow here in EUI thought they wont even do it, there was literally 0 advertisment. I also have no one to go with.
>>575724143palmer is not a dyke
>>575723916yeah desu i understand what you mean. gold ship's career is another example of this, she basically has zero meaningful interaction with the rest of the cast except a few throwaway lines where she bullies tosen jordan. granted most of her genmates are still not licensed but even a couple like gentildonna would be fun.
Good night friends!
>>575724369Wanna go together?
>>575724383bro...
>>575718932Wahey!
>>575724383
>>575718932
>>575724369Where in Europe?
>>575724559Depends who you are
>>575724369Yeah where in europe?
>>575724383retard
>>575724532Why is tanoguri pissing on that tree?
>>575724575That's a man, ready to molest other men.
>>575723569this is Light Hello's grandma btw
>>575724369WHERE
>>575724715A 29 year old bald man. Sorry if you were looking for an /uma/gf
>>575723646your trainee suddenly hugs you from behind, crying as she repeats this over and over. How do you respond without everyone around you thinking you're a complete piece of garbage?
>>575723347there's no uma with trainer/trainee parents >b-but Mr. CBthey're going to retcon that
>>575724369>here in EUNot in my country...
how much longer must I wait for coughing baby?
>>575724383how do we tell him?
Is the new SSR Teio worse than SR Marvelous to train Wit? I'm asking because I borrowed an MLB for 3 runs and she consistently refused to show up whereas the next 2 runs Marv was like MARVELOUS every turn. Just need to know if my luck is gigashit
>>575724872bro, like a month ago they released a support card with the flavour text saying Tachyon's parents were a trainer and trainee couple
>>575724369>look it up>it's just cz*ch republic
>>575724872They love bringing up her parents and ignore the fact that she is a dyke lol
>>575724872didnt some card fluff text recently imply that tachyon's parents were trainer/trainee
>>575724867Report to the director
>>575725014She has 35 spec prio, same as FineMo. There will be plenty of runs where that can fuck you over. Marv in comparison has 50. The Teio rainbows will obviously be bigger, but there's a lot of lowroll potential there.
>>575725020>>575725074retards
>>575725124you can't, she's hugging you really hard
>>575725226dont shay that...
>>575722782
>>575725140Hagzensky, but IRL
>>575724867There's no other way! I must restore my trainer's mood with a date... with Light hello!!!
>>575725020>>575725074proof?>>575725058don't reply to me, yurinigger
>>575725140teio and creek?
>>575724872>>575725058Umagine being so delusional>if the politburo trannies censor the game it means I a right and the canon doesn't exist anymore!You will never be a woman.
>>575722952he's right though
>>575724889anon, she only released last year.... it's gonna be a while
>>575725250>not dragging your Uma towards the office
>>575718932Pure Aryan Eyes
>>575725294why are you posting this
>>575724696>>575724794>>575724751Slovakia, czeh and polandIm a slovak, seems like they picked only a few places and not across the whole country.
>>575725226oh no no no your little world is crumbling down
>Yukino Bijin>Seeking the Pearl>Agnes Digital & Meisho Doto (Halloween)>Aston Machan>Yamanin Zephyr>Tamamo Cross & Inari One (Festival)>Nakayama Festa>Wonder Acute>Vodka & Daiwa Scarlet (Christmas)>Zenno Rob Roy>Narita Brian (BLAZE)>Satono Diamond & Kitasan Black (New Year)damn there ain't SHIT worth pulling for months. wack lineup.
MAMBROS DO SOMETHING YOUR CLUB IS DYING
>>575725468no ningen is strong enough to do this
>>575725557>Whoreship Kill yourself
>>575725402>"censor" the game>"not canon"go to sleep grandpa
>>575725557Gold Ship is not attractive. I do not wish to be raped by Gold Ship.
>>575725563We tried, we're crashing this plane with no survivors now
>>575725557>not pulling for Halloween Digitan
I would like to file charges against the individual who claimed that manually playing the game would be required to finish the event in a timely manner.
>hidden recursivelyI am not reading that,
>>575725563they need a HERO...
>>575725507back when ayabe first dropped on global, there were some anons here pointing out that the translation for this specific episode in ayabe's character story was butchered because it removed a lot of the umatore connotations
>>575725701wtf she fuckin DIED
uma if it was made in america instead of japan>no trainer, I'm a strong and independent uma, I'm not interested in having a relationship with you, in fact, I'm firing you right now for being a creep and starting a solo career >*jobs in an OP race*>that's it I'm retiring and starting an umafans, the patriarchal racing industry is not made for us queens
>>575725781LOL
>>575725759How was it butchered when it was fixed?
>>575725781this post fell out of a time machine from 2016
>>575724979>>575724752>>575724614>>575724573well then why does she flirt with the male torena too huh
>>575725781they would also add tranny umas
...the fuck is happening in here?
>>575725886b-because.... m-muh for you umas.... w-where are my for you umas?!?!??!?!
Reminder that デート translates directly to meal, chuds.
What do I borrow for vodka for TT (mile)?Just Yukino Bitchin' for NSM?
>>575725586Tease their ears
>>575725557Seeking the Pearl is my WIFE Of course I will be pulling for her
>>575725660>>575725687You two can kiss each other if you don't find serious Gold Ship gorgeous
>>575723398not really
>>575725945an uma just talking to her trainer is not flirting
>>575726047Pearl is soooo popular!
>>575725201I desperately need Ramonu to be released early.
>>575725945when does she flirt with any male trainer?
>>575726129Same dude...
>>575726058>Goldship>ever seriousShe hates training and bullying Fenomeno
>>575725945you're replying to incels
>>5757259242016 was the last time the internet was real so I don't see the problem
>>575724369>look it up>it's realwhy are they playing Uma Musume movie in our slavic hellholes out all places, I would have expected France since it's they are biggest euro weebs
in all seriousness, the dialogue between Helios and Ruby completely killed any interest I had for those two
>>575726431iirc some chech company picked it up and, since that was probably cheap, Cygames went with it and here we are
>>575726357>>575726357
>>575726431uma is more popular with the whitey
>>575726357Correction, femcels
>>575726357>>575726557You're replying to yourself because you have a fragile ego and you desperately need that validation.
Don't play Cygames KINO if you can't handle fraudulent translations,hiv and cuckoldry, we love that shit 'round here lil tourist.
>go back to URA>can barely reach A+ with SR cardsWhat has happened to me???Was URA always this aids?
man, that's a really bad bait
>>575726530Yuri don't belong in gachas
Is your umawife still locked in the JP server?That you secretly have it already have it in there.
>>575726576aren't the french white?
Threesome with Palmer and Helios
>>575726584Frequent poaling on /uma/ has revealed on numerous occasions that there are no women here.People are simply bored on a Wednesday and want to bait each other.
>>575726530Why? Nothing wrong with a little dykery, here and there.
>>575726774lolhahalmao
>>575726774you made this question expecting a joke of an answers because you, me, and everyone here knows that isn't true
>>575726774loooooool
>>575726812I only know of one foidposter here
>>575726774>aren't the french white?
>>575726767My umawife doesn't exist yet
>>575725687
>>575726767Yes
>>575726774ESCUCHEN
>>575726774there's french people and "french people"
>>575726774Cant tell if these responses are retarded amerimutts or jealous bongs, but I suppose you got the replies you wanted.
>>575726917Guess again.
>>575726951I would
is Specialty Priority being important the biggest gaslight of GL?
>>575726951I wish they'd stop treating their trainers like pieces of meat
>>575726774Even Brazil is "whiter" than France nowadays.
>>575727005>>575726767>>>/r/eddit
liking Gentildonna is the equivalent of not knowing what Fatal Fury is but worshiping Mai Shiranui or never playing Nier but seeing 200 different SFM animations of 2B in your lifetime
>>575726698FUCK you this is serious URA is not like how I remember...Even with SRs it shouldn't feel like this!AhI MISS KITASAN
>>575726808I don't remember palmer having heavies like that
>>575726774Pas moi.
>>575726008Unironically Maru
im putting together a crewfor one last jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/eLXBur>https://jiggie.fun/eLXBurhttps://jiggie.fun/eLXBur>https://jiggie.fun/eLXBurhttps://jiggie.fun/eLXBur
>>575727005i knew i wasnt the only fenomeno enjoyer!!
>>575726951>woke comic>off-model>sjw artist
>>575726645poz won
>>575727230Eh, I'd rather borrow something with a usable gold and Vodka has no wit growth (though obviously Bijin isnt exactly the best wit stat stick)
>>575726530Why? I can understand Helios since instead of a paripi gyaru you get a zoomer (young) but Ruby was always talked about as someone that constantly speaks in a high-society wayArguably, Helios career is a good ad for KS mirako and Ruby by (iirc) making you pity them because their careers failed
>>575727327>>off-modelretard
>next dirt CM after this one is right after hokko tarumae releasesdickeybros.....
>>575727327>off-modelthis, her tits are bigger
>>575727376>>575727414Tits aren't that big
>>575727412nerd
>>575726808>Latex Palmer I would fold immediately
>>575726767my oshi and my side umas are all JP locked...
>>575727485tits are full of love and dreams so they are always big
>RyonaNow this is true gay shit.
>>575727474Going to need a Gold City version
>>575727485BZZZZZT!! WRONG!!!
I lost all my fucking team races today
yurifag are gonna be disappointed when they see that Ruby's career is a love story between her and her trainer and Helios is there just for comedic effect
>>575727491made for pov bj
>>575725294This is pretty bad so I'm happy they changed it
>>575727340Bijin is a dead card and NSM isn't even good for mileIf you really want to use 3 wit then wit Mambo
>>575718779I want her to rape me
>>575727671whether yurifags win or yurifags lose, helios is still left heartbrokenpoor zumamusume...
>/uma/ pretending they wouldn't fug the french
>>575727710to bad the left one is the canon one
>>575727671The yurifag doesn't exist shut up already
>Gold Ship's tatas aren't bigHoly copium, she and Tickezo have the same size.
>>575727817she looks like Teio and I hate Teio
>>575726951golshi is your bro, and if you wouldn't let your bro get a lil motion then you're not a true bro
>>575727817imagine the smell
>>575727817>made Teio but blonde >she's better in every way
>>575727172Most niggas don't even know who Gentil is. A better comparison would be normalfag tier umas like Tachyon, Cafe or Golshi.
>>575727915
>>575727671Is it true? I find her cute so I wanted to pull her but I heard her story was just yuri between her, Helios and KS Miracle
>>575727817but France was never invaded in the umamusume universe
>>575725294I think the problem here was that "Ayabe ga suki dakara!" can mean "Because I like Ayabe" and "Because Ayabe likes it" or something along the lines.Notice how the easily defendable changes are posted but not >>575725996 in Cafe's career.I am inclined to believe you posted this in bad faith.
>>575727984bouncy dahby
>>575727671we've seen 5 seconds of ruby and it was her being disgusted by helios presence
>>575724532gn
>>575727862It was updated to fix it now stop crying
>>575727985you should stop falling for gaslights
Golshi would never rape (you). She is a gentle lover and a seducer pick up artist
>>575727353Helios dialogue makes me cringe into myself like a neutron star, and if Ruby comes saddled in with that retard then I ain't interested like, she was already terrible whenever she appeared in other careers but now they added this whole 'orbiting Ruby who doesn't reciprocate' schtick and it just fucking sucks I already have the other 3 gyarus, I'm good
>reddit gold enjoyers pretending their dog shit "waifu" is any good again, having a melty over a singular comment
>mambotard>>>/t/witter
>>575726431They share the same distributor. I think it's up to ones in other countries to approach Cygames.
what hours are these?
>>575728162but the original is still there so the other one is a disney adaptation, go watch it kid
>>575728310Schizo replies to himself hours.
>>575728172>She is a gentle lover and a seducer pick up artistDoes property damage and kidnap trainer during Valentine's day.
>>575728310Am*rim*tt hours.
>>575726951>out of character Golshi is a gentle but assertive uma that violate sensitive young trainer like me
>>575728372
>>575724832Bald men are the rage these days
>>575727985She quite literally couldn't give less of a shit about Helios' "love". Not that she hates her either mind you.
>>575728332You are insufferable
>>575727984How does she hide all that inside her wackass signature outfit?
i love having 200 of one token while having like 20 of all the others
>>575728310Krauts are shitposting while getting ready for bed
unhappy meek
>>575727985I think that's mostly from the Sprinter's Story musical
>>575728667Nein!
>>575728685wtf
>>575727985her thing with KS Miracle comes from a ballroom event as always
>>575725557will be pulling for my wife, didn't ask
I have a BWC, which umas are for me?
Who's that "trainer-san" and how does he get all the girls?
>>575728685suge...
>have to put up with shit like this for the next 4 monthsfucking great
>>575728924depends, what's your age and BMI?
>>575728924Any umas not named Gold City, Daring Tact, and Gran Alegria
>>575728905but she's 2 years away
>/uma/ is shit at the scenario that requires impulse control and managing your resourceswow I never would have guessed
If you wouldn't let drunk depressed golshi hit, you have no heart
>>575728929In case of Chrono it's the guy that gets hit by a car, hope this helps
>>575729061Shichi would like BBC
>>575729092nigga.
>>575729150and almost every scenario going forward is managing resources
>>575726431If i havent seen a tweet about it, i wouldnt even know. Like I said it had 0 ads about it. I think hungary also has a screening.
>>575729150but enough about MANTkino
>>575728548little mermaid...
I have a SWC, which umas are for me
>>575729362
>>575729150>impulse control and managing your resourcesEvery scenario has this with energy and failure percentages, you niggers need to find an actual excuse to defend that god awful scenario.
>>575729336She fucked other umas before fucking you.
>>575728924El condor pasa craves that, colonize her
>>575729343are you projecting?
>>575729585I would not be able o control my impulses if Daiwa were on my bed like that
I did some test runs, and with 2 Naties in the lobby, a front runner like Brickey dies if she has less than 800 stamina and 1 gold. Most Brickeys are going for 750, maybe only relying on sparks, this is good.
>>575727671How is this any different from normal? The (You) shilling happens in the unvoiced career. The people who like yuri get fan serviced in other ways. Specifically for Ruby and Helios there was an Easter egg in the S2 anime the ballroom event where Ruby agrees to go on a date with Helios, and yes the actual word used is date.
>>575729182Cute
Gold City writes essays about how annoying and ugly races other than east asians and whites are in umach
I just realized we are not getting a new half-anniversary outfitWe got the gaze on me one, but it can't be used outside of concerts which is gay
uh, guess I'm making debuffers now
How the fuck do i get 1201 guts in auto6 guts is not doing it
>>575729595as long as she stays away from other ningen
>>575729853what deck? are you using Riko?
>>575729853I don’t think you can the AI doesn’t like to hit guts for some reason
>>575729853why are you doing it in auto? just pick a 20% guts uma and play unity with a 3/3 deck
>>57572906157, 32
>>575729996no just 6 guts>>575730007>playing the gamenyo
>>575729978is she wearing torena's sweatshirt?
Gently penetrating Gold Ship while she sobs and cries on your shoulder...
>>575730074Change your weakest guts card for SSR Riko, borrow it MLBd if you don't have it.
>>575729625It's fact
>>575730162alright i'll try thanksdo i go to unity or gl?
>>575730093which 2hu would you fuck
>>575730265Unity
>>575730093>No tail>No earsAbsolutely disgusting
i got great succ on all the concerts but didn't get the golden skill at the end how come?
>>575727671yurifags do not play the game they're transexual 50 year old failed men AGPing it up on the internet
>>575730117Naturally. Mine, to be specific.
>>575729978>Idonum Fuck off
>>575730397I dont get it how it works too
AieeeeIs this my best...
>>575730314
I noticed that the name Unity stuck by whereas MANT still persists instead of Trackblazer
Nice game design cygames
>>575730591>tranny series
>>575730397>>575730554You need to learn a specifi amount of songs (I think 19) by the time you hit early december senior yearSince the cutscene of LH handing you the album comes in late december you cant buy songs on the final screen
>>575730618>spending Vi instead of Pa
>>575730554taiki is so cute i wish real american girls were like her..
>>575730397u need 18 songs before early dec of senior yearjust great succ means you did 3 minimum for each one leading up to it, making it about 12 (3 for junior year, 3 for classic summer, 3 for classic dec, 3 for senior summer) plus the 3 for senior dec if you completed itwhich is why making it four per concert is the requirement for your run to be great
>>575730603Unity is easier to say and type than Aoharu
>>575730397You have to have 18 songs BEFORE Light Hello gives you Girls Legend U. Not before the concert. It's stupid.
I always find it funny how, despite Ruby not liking Helios the way the latter hopes for, she has no trouble understanding Helios' gyaru-go/brainrot speech
>>575730397>"4 song every season" t. witgod>"I got three and didn't get it ?"hmm
What the hell is Halloween Rice doing to stand up to this freak?
umamusume running on my face
This mode is insanely fucking annoying holy shit>hope the hag mob Uma gives you points in the early game or go fuck yourself
hellois she good for virgo cup?
Why did they switch the colours for Vo and Vi
who is the Uma musume equivalent of miyabi?
>>575730705Not much I can do when all the lessons I have are shit hints, overpriced energy, or coins I have the least of
>>575730538uh oh tranny melty
>>575731081made for B finals
Man you really get fuck all stam this scenario.I have to borrow stam mile parents for cm I guess
>>575725965So... Fine motion?
>>575730957it's literally one guy
>>575731308>400 stamina 1 gold for mileJust like John Cygames intended
>>575731131oguri
>>575730857I like S2's subplot with Helios who was rejected by Ruby on one side, and on the other side Palmer who never wins seeks advice from Shiraoki-sama and Fuku tells her to go get a girlfriend and picks up Helios, and Helios turns Palmer into a proper gyaru who can do brainrot gyaru speak.
>>575731234yay! now i make fuku tooshe has F on dirt! so you can bring her up to B right away :DD
>>575731463Yeah her inherent recovery coming in clutch....Also didnt get any more sp than in new unity (2.8k)
>>575731429>he doesn't know the difference between intersex and transexual
>>575731449who is that on the rightwhy is dia biting there of all places
>a great evil has awoken
>>575731715Rice Shower
>>575731715Laisu
>>575731449
>>575730314I am on my way to fuck them all in EraTohoTWAfter that I will fuck all umamusume in EraUma
>>575731731who?
>>575718932>>575725140why would you do thiswtf is wrong with you
>>575730538Huh
>>575731449don't bite the ballsack like that
>>575731715>the one the rightIt seems Rice Shower from the hat.>why is dia biting there of all placesYou know why.
>>575731835>abusing OguriBased
>>575731824one of /uma/s first biggest whales
Is Duramente for (You)?
>>575731731Holy fuck my king whale is back????
>>575731731Hey I borrow that guy's Fuku for my auto runs
>>575732048yes>proof?Someone post the uma reader image
I want to heal Still
>>575732048No, she's a Dober clone
>>575732048Yes. There's a Dura fan here who once posted a snippet from her career and she most def is.
>>575727474
sex and marriage with cbsex and marriage with lunasex and marriage with briansex and marriage with acesex and marriage with chevachi 1, 2 etc
>>575731731DANCHOPOACH HIM
>>575732131
>>575732298Friendzone your uma.>>575732308>fatfag
>>575718932>Using sloppa to turn Umamusume real is horrifying
hashirehashireumamusume
>>575732424Dantsu brings me cheese. That makes her wife material.her fat tits help too
>>575732570>muh cheeseShe deserves another punch to the face
>>575732570what the fuck am i going to do with a huge cheese wheel
>>575732424>fatfagrrrrrrretard
>>575732540wtf I'm gay now
>>575732540> Uma so ugly making her 3DPD is an improvement
>>575718302>>575718408what's with all the Dantsu abuse? was the irl hors abused by its trainer/caretaker?
>>575732672
>>575732540Kingdom Hearts ahh character
Wouldn't you want to wake up to this?
>>575732764Yes
My TP still have not capped once ever since auto training released
>>575732831No, I want to see her ugly snoring face and messy hair laying in bed next to me
>>575732550
>>575732764irl horse was forced out of retirement until he died of exhaustion because the owner wasted all his money on gambling and had no other way to make more
I still dont know who to pick from Selector Suzuka or Oguri... damn...
>>575732795Cringe
>>575732831...in a hospital?
when are we getting the claw game
I haven't touched manual training yet and the cm is right around the corner
>>575724224there's some more under the bamboo memory tag
KIIIIIIMIIIII TO
>>575732962Oguri Cap as in peak cute
>>575733041based lol
>>575732916It's not really ugly.
uuuuuu umaaa
>>575733072>yurislop
>>575733135how good at cooking do I need to be for ogurin to love me
everyone is happy with their seiun sky and bright alts right?
>>575733041we have plenty of time its like 12 days until round 1 races
Ayo
Reposting since there was lots of interest shown in this event.The first ever Autumn Triple Crown /uma/ will be held this year.A single entry tournament with a set of rules to make it fun and entertaining.Autumn Tenno Sho, Japan Cup, Arima Kinen.Races will take place on the same day the real life counterparts do. Our first race will be Tenno Sho on the 1st of November.HOW TO PARTICIPATE:First roll the dice and get the trainee you will stick with through the tournament.https://daftuyda.moe/random>I'm allowed to reroll?Only if you don't have access to the uma you rolled. Don't cheat.The rules for training will be simple. Only URA scenario is allowed. You may only use SR and R cards, no SSRs.The conditions for the racetrack will be revealed on the day of the race, with the only exception being for the season. Autumn Tenno Sho, Japan Cup during Fall. Arima Kinen during Winter.18 starts, might run multiple lobbies the day of the race if there are too many participantsAnswering some questions that were asked before.:>Do I have to use the random cards too?No, you can use your own selection of SR cards>Can I use alt versions of the uma?Yes, you can use any alts of that uma anytime you want.>Can I train different versions of her?Yes, you can train as many times as you want for each one of the races.>Is independent training allowed?No, you must train the uma yourself.>My friend slot only has SSRsYou can find SR friend cards or ask your club dacchis to share some.Spread the word, share this event with all your dacchis. Let's make this a fun one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH SO FUCKING FUNNY GUYSI LITERALLY CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWOLOOK AT HOW FUCKING CLEVER I AM I'M GOING TO CALL BAMBOO MEMORY YAENO AND CALL YAENO BAMBOO MEMORYMAYBE I'LL GO A STEP FURTHER AND COMBINE THEIR NAMES INTO YAENO MEMORY OR BAMBOO MUTEKIHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUCKING CLEVER AM I RIGHT THIS JOKE HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE IN THIS THREAD LOL
>>575732540this is why AI is demonic
>>575733276Average to above average. An industrial kitchen at home would help too
>>575733284I don't care what they look like, how strong the Seiun inherit is is what I want to know
>>575733381I genuinely don’t know which is which without their racewear
>>575733284Is Ai the gigastacy of Tracen Academy?
>>575733381Both are ugly, boyumas need to be purge
>>575732048she is for your woodchippa
>>575733115HASHIRII KISOI GOORU MEZASHI
>>575733370i got haru urara I'll skip this one
>>575733370>rolled 4 times>got 4 umas I don't have>got this shitter on my 5th roll
>>575733284Already jerked it to Ai
>>575733135I know, but Suzuka too... and she is front runner
>>575732217This bitch about to offer me an egg
>>575733592that would be shichi still, actuallyai still has a bit of autist in her
>>575733370November?????I thought this would be in like a week...
>>575733370>gold shipYOSSHAAAAAAAA
>Seiun Sky alt>akari kito last seen 4 and a half years agoyikes she must really hate cygames
>>575733706I would’ve been happy with grass, I got fuku
>>575733942I thought it would be fitting to run the races on the same day of the real ones. Plus with the accelerated schedule people are busy with CM and what not.
Is chanko nabe good for you?
>>575733784fuku will never be a cat, let alone a manekineko
Cheating on my trainee and gaslighting her into believing it's actually her fault for not winning enough races
>>575734258yes, it gives you 70 energy
>>575733840
>>575734391dantsu tore...
Marrying a MOB uma and abusing her psychologically for her meager achievements for the rest of her life
I think you guys should be nicer to the umamusume
>>575734539>sakura mareyono o
king halo told me not to kill myself
>>575734249I have given up on this Mickey Mouse Dirt circus so personally I have nothing else to do AhIf it is in November isn't announcing it now a little bit early?
this is a hot mare
Is there a way to get discounts on top ups like other gacha games (like using a VPN) or am I just fuckedI don't want to give Cyjews $70 for 50 rolls
>>575733370I got super creek...
>>575734607Many such cases (of itchy balls)
succubus
Autis/uma/ and Mambo are fighting for their lives and you're laughing
>>575734539stupid umawhy can't you be proficient in a good style like your front mom or a late surger
>>575733370it will feel weird not training her for sprints
How would you react if your trainee's leg shattered in a race, and her career's very existence became uncertain?
nexto jiggo https://jiggie.fun/mfM87Z>https://jiggie.fun/mfM87Zhttps://jiggie.fun/mfM87Z>https://jiggie.fun/mfM87Zhttps://jiggie.fun/mfM87Z
>>575734673>If it is in November isn't announcing it now a little bit early?I'm not sure what to tell you, I think it's fine? It would give people time to get parents for these races too, getting good whites and blues would be ideal since training with SR cards alone weakens your uma a lot.>>575734710Her maestro will come in handy for Arima Kinen 2500m!>>575735018It's time to redeem yourself...
>>575735037terminate contract with her, scout someone else
>>575734965who are they? I'm in actually good A+ clubs
> Did my free rolls> Got spooked by Dia stamFunnily enough this is enough spooks past my Kitasan ones to finally MLB the card. Hopefully it's useful for auto or something.
b+ is better
>>575733370Oh wait alts count? I got Swimsuit McQueen first and kept rolling since I don't have her but I do have her base form so I'll use that
>>575735185you're in multiple clubs?
>>575735037horny, and concerned over what to do with her dreamsif she is willing to do a high-risk treatment so she can return to the track, then i'll shoulder the responsibility of taking care of her well-being after the fact
>>575735305yeaCurren poster btw
>>575735037shortly after surgery might be my only opportunity to rape an umamusume
Just finished reading the 1.5 anni story and Tarumae has a more interesting personality than I thoughtI thought she would just be "MINNAAA" like Falco but it seems her Tomakomai's idol thing is just an act and she's more bitchy like how she told Rickey to fuck off with her feng shui. Also seems like she has self-confidence issues and thinks people wouldn't like her if she didn't put on an act
>>575735127It's not even Autumn yet though...
>>575735263Yeppers, you can use the original or alts.
>>575735405you'd think mambo would learn from their mistakes by now
>>575735446people who have to stay for an extended time in the hospital are not sexy, anon. they're pumped full of painkillers and haven't had a proper shower or any chance to wash their hair.
>>575735510woah I thought she was just plain but she's actually unlikeable!
>>575730162cheers it worked
>>575733370>Air GrooveWell I have the wife but I’ve never used this Uma lul
>>575735037Immediately terminate contract, block all communication with her and start finding a new trainee.
>>575735593i see two big reasons to like her tho
>>575729336I don't really see her that way - does she even have a sex drive? - but yeah, I probably be fine with it
>>575735593Wouldn't say unlikeable but yeah maybe you will find her annoying if you don't like this archetype
>>575735903she has a goofy sex drive
>>575734636King Halo also made you choose between partner running and commendation practiceDo you really want to listen to her?
>>575735835Doesn't feel the same now that I know she's a FAKE BITCH
>>575736047The entirety of Rickey’s career Rickey is going>Im going to spread the love of Feng ShuiAnd she’s just going>that’s fake and gayFor the ENTIRE STORY
>>575736243what an extremely lewd body
>>575736272based
>>575736097But both of those choices were good.
>>575736047>curren but thick hickWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>575736243who cares, she gives me paizuri just to keep up appearances
>>575736272based r/atheism head mod, Cygames should put her in Fukus career
>>575736272>that's fake & gayBased???????????????FUCK Feng Shui
>>575735037rush onto the track and immediately euthanize her
>"guys you're supposed to dislike this uma she's such a fucking bitch">posts her fat fucking tits and lust invoking bodyi don't think you thought this one through
>>575736429I think Fukukitaru already has enough story scenes undermining her mystical beliefs. There's one in which a whole group of girls agree that although her fortunes are useless, she's a good friend and listening to her nonsense makes them feel better.
hooker tarumay lewd body
>>575736243lollmao
>>575736626I'm immune to an uma whose only appeal is sexthere's like a dozen sexy umas who don't act like a bitch
>>575736626All women are evilThe ones that are open about it are at least honest
>>575736626what if sakura chiyono o had fat fucking tits and a lust invoking body
>>575736770No one is fully immune to Air Groove. It is not possible.
>>575736872then she would be maruzensky
>>575736787everyone is evil
>>575736930Air Groove isn't that bad she's now a single mom to a chud son so she's more understandable
>>575736958she wouldn't have a boomer personality though
>>575736872I'm pretty sure twitter has a mexican teenager that already AI slopped exactly what you're asking for
>>575736721
>>575735586so? still an alive umamusume
>>575737000This is true Except meI'm niceEveryone else is selfish though
>>575736872She already has a lust-evoking body.
>>575737000I'm not. Sounds like a skill issue if you are
I like umas with ample breasts.
RICKEY! LUCKY! HAPPY!
>>575736721>Copano Rickey's story subverts her personalitySo she's not actually like that in her story?
Which ramen would you eat, /uma/?
>>575737008based catto
>>575732831i wake up every morning hoping for thisAnd i haven't yet jumped in this dimension
>>575735037I'd have her try the mercuro stuff. You never know, it might work this time
>>575737210The leftmost one if I can use the same chopsticks she's using
>>575737182I would still expect her to be a bitch towards Rickey because of >>575737038 or at least dislike Rickey's Feng Shui talk
tarumilkers
>>575733017I mean, if I had to wake up in a hospital, sure.But admittedly I didn't notice the nurse uniform.I just wanted her to be there.
>>5757372101 >>>> 3 > 2This rank curiously also applies for their chest size, poor Hego's got nothing going on there.
>>575737210That all looks horrible.
Creek sex. Thoughts?
>>575735510The things I would do to that grandma
>>5757372103 > 2 >1
>>575735037rush onto the truck all worried, hug her, assure her and assist her as much as i can.
>>575737210why is super creek's voice actress a legit supermodel
>>575736272It literally is fake and gay>bwoooooooooooooo the Qi flow is bad the air element is stagnant bwo !!oh you mean the airflow is bad?>n-no it's totally different... anyway... the Si Qi in this room is too much... you must clean asap!you mean... i have to clean my room when it's dirty?>NO ITS DIFFERENT!! The sheng qi in this room is also cluttered!!and by "sheng qi" you mean this room is cluttered...>AAAAAIEEEEE NYO ITS TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!!!
>>575737463Creek wouldnt like me because my dick is too big for her tastes (over 3 inches)
>>575737210I'm more of a yakisoba guy
>>575735510Rickey’s face is killing me looks like she’s contemplating turning her black and blue for luck
>>575737210leftI like dumplings and cleaner broththen right since I like greens and seaweed
>>575737463yes.
>>575737543where were you for her
>the sloppening is back
>>575735037my trainee would take advantage of the first moment I let my guard down to break my leg too, just so we'd end up walking the same path together
>>575736243Someone post that webm of her giant juggles dancing in GL
>>575737463Agreed
>>575737613>only umas who like small dicks are weird mommy insert tropesthe darkest most vantablackpill of all time
Rickey fucking mogs Tarumae both in the racetrack and as an idol
>>575737773She wasn't my trainee...
>>575737782I'd rather have good looking slop than disgusting fat and troon fetish western "artists"
>>575737732Hot
I got the Teio card.
>>575737806
>>575737937is that your excuse
>>575737952WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE FEET OR PEDOBAIT? UNC
>i'd rather have slop (that I made) than actual art by shit artist that is equally as shit looking
>>575737592They should make an American umamusume who is obsessed with becoming a chiropractor and constantly babbles about how good it is to adjust people, while everyone else comically shies away from her because the few people who have allowed her to work on them have ended up with temporary nerve damage.
>>575738001Thanks anon I love you
>>575738056This
Feels good to be a successful trainerI'm paving the way for the new cuties while simultaneously writing my own legend
>>575737791This is the best answer
>>575738056you lost the warget over it.
>>575738068that's just anshinzawa but american
>>575738068Yeah but chiropractor ladies are sexy and feng shui is gay
feng shui isn't real
>>575736930But Air Groove isn’t even attractive
>>575738323I love toxic dirtiers
>>575738056This but unironically
>>575738378That may be what your mind says, but your body knows better.
>>575738378Gay
>>575737791i wish someone cared that much about me
>>575738430I can see it
>MANT release>have to remake all our parents affinitymaxxed>1st July update>have to remake all our parenrs with looped URA skills and dirt affinitymax
>>575738487>This IS the game!
>>575737921Tarumae is quite literally the raped.She could have avoided that with the power of feng shui
>>575738487I don't see anything wrong with this?
>>575737463>train creek>she finds out you're shooting blanksHow long until she abandons you for a new trainer?
>>575738656You pay a pal to pretend he's a vaginologyst, tell her she' infertile and become her emotional anchor forever
not going to read, much less reply to the pro sloptards btwbut keep giving me (you)s and your salty tears
oh I get itfeng shuibecause Rickey has a fang
>>575738378nyo....
>>575738487i don't make parents lol
>>575738776Total artoid death.
Is Tarumae actually a fake bitch?
Remind me, you useless mare. Why the hell did i MLB'd you and put in my deck if you never show up?
>>575738871Roll for her when her banner goes up and find out by reading her careeror just read it on uma reader
>575738776>says while crying behind the mask of a tough guyLiterally the raped
Why is the thread so attention-hungry today?
feng shui more like fake shui LMAO
>>575738871She's a loser bitch
tarumeme
>>575739227idk, I just {-} all posts like that on sight
>>575739236JBC?Japanes Big Cock?No wonder she hates the chinese bad juju magic
Tarumae v Rickey will be the next Curren v Falco
I'm having too much fun auto looping. I haven't even built aces.
>>575739372anon...
>>575739397Completely onesided battle in which the "umadol" gets btfo?
>>575739429More than a week until registration starts, you'll be fine (probably)
Where muh granny niggas at
>>575735567Mambo is pure and innocent and therefore easy to trick
is shooting for victory good for the next cm?
>>575739397Rickey rapes Tarumae, is not even a competitionSame as Falco raping Curren
>>575739717No, it procs too late
>>575739397But chan bots her viewers and followers
>>575739429Same it's so comfy looking all the numbers go up but 0 good parents for my ace is soul crushing just the same as before
>>575739429same. collecting a gorillion hyperspecific white sparks is great. its like building an ant farm full of roided little ants specifically good at moving a subcategory of pebbles around.
>>575739429same but I can only build loopslop great-grandparentsnot a single usable grandparent (good pinks+blues+whites) yet
>>575739397>absolutely no one rolling for curren or tarumae>everyone rolling for rickey and falco
>>575739942>>575739942>>575739942
>>575739805>remember falco's event disasterHAHAHAHAHA
>>575740001go back to /vt/
okay so I have 2 pities, 3lb Tachyon and 2lb Light Hello, it's better for me to MLB Tachy and just 3lb Light Hello right?
